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Moms Go Linux, And Other Windependence Winners

An anonymous reader writes "There's an entertaining article over at DesktopLinux.com entitled "Why Aren't All Our Moms Running Linux?", one of the winners of their recent wIndependence Day essay contest. From the introduction: 'Why aren't all our moms running Linux? This is a serious question, so don't laugh. I used to get phone calls about once a week, on average; it's my mom, telling me that "my computer is running out of virtual memory" or "my email keeps beeping at me" or "I can't read this document" or (the best one) "my computer is *broken*." I knew that, at the time, she was of course not running Linux. Then, one day, listening to yet another complaint, it hit me. Why aren't all our moms running Linux on their computers?" Maybe it's the cuddly Penguin logo? ;-)" They're adding the winning entries to the site week by week - I wonder how many are from Slashdot readers.

394 comments

  1. because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because mom's usually aren't geeks, they just raise them....

    FP btw. ;P

  2. The reason my mom isn't using Linux.... by cuyler · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hoyle card and board games...

    Linux needs a super scrabble game then we'll get all the moms.

    1. Re:The reason my mom isn't using Linux.... by Em+Emalb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      it's a funny comment, but it's (sadly) damned true too. There are still quite a few apps out there that are not supported under Linux. So, until this changes, why doesn't my mom run linux is an argument that can't be won. And yes, I know, there are many different apps out there that will do what she wants, but it isn't the *One* (in this case Hoyle) that she wants.

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    2. Re:The reason my mom isn't using Linux.... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Same here, but her laptop is starting to get old, & she's thinking about replacing it with a desktop. I'm trying to talk her into getting a Mac.

      Jaysyn

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    3. Re:The reason my mom isn't using Linux.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... I seem to recall just finishing reading a thread about problems with linux, and the general consensus seemed to be that if you didn't want to take the time to learn the details of the OS, read the manual, and figure things out for yourself, you had no business on Linux.

      So which do we want? Do we want our moms to use Linux, or do we want to leave it to those who already know linux?

    4. Re:The reason my mom isn't using Linux.... by jellybear · · Score: 1

      How about PySol? It's the most comprehensive and nice-looking solitaire game I know of.

    5. Re:The reason my mom isn't using Linux.... by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Thats really only true of admin duties, which can easily be done remotly, and don't have to be done nearly as often as with windows.

    6. Re:The reason my mom isn't using Linux.... by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 3, Insightful

      On another forum someone made a good point about finding edutainment for his preschool age children. I think it's both the greatest strength and weakness that Linux will always be strongest in the areas of interest to we developers. I know the idea of building the next big scrabble game appeals far less to me than the next big dungeon crawl.

      My solution, get Tux his own sing along coding cd. From what I've seen of friends with kids, their offspring will have listened to the thing so many times the parents will be singing "a is for array", hacking the kernel, and writing scrabble games before we know it.

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    7. Re:The reason my mom isn't using Linux.... by acidos · · Score: 1

      Because there aren't any easy to use, reliable, voice over IP software that she can use under Linux and that is compatable with all her friend's Windows software.

      That and security updates. It took her 2 years to develop an interest in keeping her computer secure. However, after that she figured it out pretty good. I'm sure she'd get used to apt-get real soon if she _wanted_ to.

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    8. Re:The reason my mom isn't using Linux.... by mibus · · Score: 1

      I seem to recall running one of them under wine some time ago; might be worth a shot :)

    9. Re:The reason my mom isn't using Linux.... by jzitt · · Score: 1

      My solution, get Tux his own sing along coding cd. From what I've seen of friends with kids, their offspring will have listened to the thing so many times the parents will be singing "a is for array", hacking the kernel, and writing scrabble games before we know it.

      Dunno if anyone else remembers this, but I useta have a cassette, "Songs for CompuKids", that I picked up in the mid-70s. The only song that I remember at all was the perky "Bit by Bit on the Serial Bus."

      No, I'm not kidding....

    10. Re:The reason my mom isn't using Linux.... by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 2

      Board games under Linux work, so that's one less reason.

    11. Re:The reason my mom isn't using Linux.... by ickpoo · · Score: 1

      Toddler age and software for Linux.

      My daughter (18 months) currently plays two games on the computer: Baby Smartronics! (Windows 9* game), and the Trash icon under KDE 2-3.*(Linux game). I have found the Baby Smartronics CD in the game cube (didn't really fit) and 30+ trash windows open under KDE.

      There definitly needs to be some sort of toddler age software Linux. I recently setup a desktop for my daughter; no icons taht actually point to a program except trash (how do you get rid of it under KDE 3.*?), a happy backgroud, and a few icon that point to various mp3 files. I am currently modifing a drawing program written years ago by myself to run on the root window. I hoping that the drawing program provides fun for at least a few months, and if I get off my can and write more it should be good for longer.

      Is there any other toddler age software available?

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    12. Re:The reason my mom isn't using Linux.... by Erikson+Fsck · · Score: 1

      Thats a good idea. When my mom needed a new computer, I gave her my Mac. A lot better than a windows machine, only one mouse button means less to screw up.

    13. Re:The reason my mom isn't using Linux.... by Pope+Raymond+Lama · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but my mom _is_ actually using Linux
      (allright, she lives with me and my brother), but she says she will not
      switch back, because the system from Redmond's got just
      2 solitaire gamnes, while this Linux distro comes packed with over
      200 variants of it in 4 different prograns.
      Besides, there is one more reason, since we share the computers.
      We are no native language speakers. And most translations
      of computer prograns simply suck - less if made by vollunteers
      in a combined developemnt effort, more if by some underpaid
      guy with a dictionary in the basements of a big corporation - but
      if know to read English, that's the language you will want your desktop on.
      As a matter of fact, my mon doesn't read English.
      In KDE choosing a different
      Language for each user is a matter of choosing the preferred one
      in the control center. In the other OS, it is not possible.
      Actually,
      I think that as the only version of windows sold here is in Portuguese,
      it is nearly ilegal for me to get an English copy of it.

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    14. Re:The reason my mom isn't using Linux.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Board games [unixcode.org] under Linux work, so that's one less reason.

      As someone else said. DId you actually look at this link before you posted? Its a Network Monopooly client for KDE. How does this have anything remotely to do with Scrabble under Linux, other than they're both board games? You might as well of posted a link to GNUchess, that'd be just as relavent.

    15. Re:The reason my mom isn't using Linux.... by Brown+Line · · Score: 1

      ... is that she died 15 years ago. What I need is is someone tell me how to get my kids to use Linux: unless their Final Fantasy games are available under Linux, they'll never entirely abandon Windows.

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    16. Re:The reason my mom isn't using Linux.... by Natestradamus · · Score: 1

      Why not just get a PlayStation2 then? Final Fantasies 1 through 6 are available as roms, Linux has SNES and NES emulators, and the PS2 can handle 7 through 11.

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    17. Re:The reason my mom isn't using Linux.... by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 2

      I didn't look at the link, since I'm the author. Read my charter for the Atlantik future and you'll see that I have a pretty wild idea on how old board games are pretty much the same in concept (as in, they are board games) and although Scrabble might be tough to implement, I'll give it some thought.

    18. Re:The reason my mom isn't using Linux.... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Well that would probably just piss her off. Logitech has a nice 4 button the well probably get her.

      Jaysyn

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    19. Re:The reason my mom isn't using Linux.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kinda Offtopic.

      Cisco offers a VoIP box (ata186) that is awesome. You plug it into the cat5 and then a regular phone into it and it becomes a new phone line with its own number that people can call and everything. Companies like databell.net are even offering this for free.

  3. My Mom loves linux by Quicksilver31337 · · Score: 3, Funny

    My mom all of a sudden asked why her computer was running better than usual and looked cooler, when I went to investigate i discovered that i had left it booted in Linux rather then windows.

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    1. Re:My Mom loves linux by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "My mom all of a sudden asked why her computer was running better than usual and looked cooler, when I went to investigate i discovered that i had left it booted in Linux rather then windows."

      Did she also ask "What are all these programs that begin with 'K'?"

      Heh.

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    2. Re:My Mom loves linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once again any reply that goes against the grain is "off topic". You all cry about media censorship but practice it yourselves. HAHAHAH FOOOLS!

    3. Re:My Mom loves linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow - lying on the Internet to try to get friends. You're a real winner.

    4. Re:My Mom loves linux by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      Yeah, that Matrix Screen Saver does look cooler than Windows, doesn't it?

  4. Re:um by whiteranger99x · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dont you know? LESS is more than MORE :P

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  5. My mom doesn't even have a PC by sapped · · Score: 1

    My mom is still trying to get the hang of her cellphone. She is way too scared to even venture into PC's at this stage despite all my prompting that it is "sooo easy". Somehow, they just manage to intimidate her, which is quite odd as most other things in life don't intimidate her.

    I guess it is some kind of mental block.

    1. Re:My mom doesn't even have a PC by NetGyver · · Score: 1

      My mom's was the same way. Sitting her down in front of a computer was pretty hard at first. She's a pretty smart woman it's just something about a computer in her mind seems complicated and delicate to her.

      personally I wouldn't recommend Linux for any mom who is like this. Now, if your mom is cool at running windows and various apps without bugging you every five minutes for something, then she may take the transition to Linux well.

      Though my mom isn't as afraid of computers as she used to be. Mainly because she works as a phone operator who takes catalog orders as well as customer service. She uses a windows workstation for those things.

      That, and we also got a "family computer" for my bro, mom and dad. So every once in a while i'll see her on it, playing around online and with card games. I told her its okay to explore different options and buttons. It's a neat thing to see, despite it isn't linux, she's still using a computer. Which kind of makes me proud.

      My point is, when you do have a parient like this it will take time for them to shed their preconceptions about computers. My mom always thought she'd break it, that was her biggest fear at first. But give her time and work with something more easier to use for a newbie.
      Such as a Mac, or windows OS. Let her get acustomed to for a while and when she's decent at using it, then try linux, when she's ready.

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    2. Re:My mom doesn't even have a PC by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2
      Ah, y'see my mum is the other way about, there. She can't get her head around SMS, but loves her PC and is constantly playing about with new things on it.

      I'm going to get her a new phone before I get her a new PC. Have you ever tried talking someone through the menus on a 5-year-old phone *while they're trying to talk to you on it*? It's a really old Nokia, with menus *just* sufficiently different from modern ones to make it tricky... She likes it because the screen's got big easy-to-read characters instead of the fiddly wee screens you get now, though.

  6. No more error messages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting to note that he says "No more error messages" and not "No more errors". Freudian slip?

  7. Mom and the Penguin by frovingslosh · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Maybe it's the cuddly Penguin logo?

    Boy this makes no sense! I find Linux to have a steep learning curve, and I've been using computers since the 60's. Yes, I finally got mom on a computer, but there is no way I could support her on Linux.

    But the big issue is why in the world does this story have a megaphone icon rather than the cuddly Penguin logo?

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    1. Re:Mom and the Penguin by Idou · · Score: 1, Funny

      I've been using computers since the 60's

      Man, your mom must be like a hundred . . . and you must be as old as my mom!

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    2. Re:Mom and the Penguin by REPTAR!!!+RARRR!!! · · Score: 0

      RARR!!!

      REPTAR EAT Penguin. Penguin is delicious!

      CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP

      RARR!!!

      Oh no the penguin's beak is stuck in Reptar's tummy.

      RARR!!!

      Reptar is in pain.

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    3. Re:Mom and the Penguin by glwtta · · Score: 2
      RARR!!! REPTAR FEARS ONLY MIGOR [slashdot.org]

      dear gods - I read some of that, just what I needed at two in the morning on a saturday night - still at work.

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    4. Re:Mom and the Penguin by kingkade · · Score: 1

      hehe, me too. weird ppl out there, glad I haven't left my house since 1984...

    5. Re:Mom and the Penguin by Ami+Ganguli · · Score: 2

      That's the thing. It's more about what you're comfortable with, not your (steriotypical) mother. The last version of Windows I used regularly was Win95, so there's no way I can support somebody using Win2k/XP.

      So you set her up with whatever you think you can support and she won't notice the difference.

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    6. Re:Mom and the Penguin by Znork · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In my experience the 'support' factor goes down when installing Linux for them. If she's used to Word, Excel, email and web browsing she'll do just fine with a modern Linux.

      Set it up, tell her not to login as root, fix her up with a good desktop config for what she wants to do, and an easy way to restore the config to default, and she just cant mess it up (which is a factor that makes 'mom' types more comfortable with their computers, in my experience).

      You'll probably get a few calls after powerdowns about fsck and such, but ext3 usually handles it without any manual recovery (and you could probably hack the initscripts to blaze through an fsck -y anyway).

      For a novice desktop user there is no steep learning curve. It's not until you get to 'power-windows-user' that you get a more serious learning curve.

  8. my mom will be... by benjamindees · · Score: 1

    as soon as I get around to installing Nevy OS on an old 486 for her. It uses Konqueror embedded and QT embedded to work through framebuffer without requiring X. Their preview version is a shocking 8MB download, but only includes the web browser, a notepad, and a network configuration program.

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    1. Re:my mom will be... by Antipop · · Score: 1

      This looks interesting for use in a web kiosk. Has anyone played with this? What kind of effort would be involved in adding software to it?

    2. Re:my mom will be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Nice. Thanks.

      The feature of scaling images as well - is that standard Konquerer? (I use KDE 2.something)

  9. Why? Because I showed my mom Gentoo.... by $carab · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As a Linux user wanting to spread The Word, I tried to get my parents interested in Linux and Open Source Software. I showed them Mandrake - all the cute little icons and the cool games and screensavers. Since they dont do much other than web-surfing (mainly reading email thru a web interface), it seemed like a natural choice.

    Then, I made the mistake of showing my mother a Gentoo Linux install - a screenfull of bizzare and verbose gcc flags scrolling across a text console. She became frightened and intimidated. I tried to explain to her that all I did was type 2 words, "emerge gnome", and that it was nothing to be scared of - and I tried to explain the process. Now, shes afraid to try Linux - and everyone I try to recommend Linux to gets scared off by her proclamations of how "difficult" it is.

    *sigh* Oh well.....who was it that said "GUIs are like diapers - everyone grows out of them eventually".

    1. Re:Why? Because I showed my mom Gentoo.... by legoboy · · Score: 1
      Anna - Revolution, Evolution. Join now.

      I'm not sure whether or not I get it... Are you really allowed to use photos of Anna Kournikova in an attempt to distract the human participant in a Turing test?

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    2. Re:Why? Because I showed my mom Gentoo.... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2
      Sounds a bit like a troll to me...

      I suppose though, some people are scared by techy stuff. I'm fortunate in that my mother, severely non-technical as she is, isn't afraid to play about with stuff and see how it works. I was terribly impressed when she sorted her neighbour's car, with a little prompting over the phone. And she changed out the hard drive in her PC at home by herself, too. Not bad really.

    3. Re:Why? Because I showed my mom Gentoo.... by seann · · Score: 1

      if my mom was a pussy like that I wouldn't be here. She used to change the punch cards on my tomy robot to make her own questions for us to answer. When I showed her text flying accross the screen and told her "Windows does this too, but you don't see it because of the startup logo." she understood and wasn't ignorant of the wheel turning.

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    4. Re:Why? Because I showed my mom Gentoo.... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      Yeah, that's my point exactly. Although my mum doesn't really greatly understand what's going on inside, she knows enough about it to tell when things aren't right, and enough to be able to make a helpful diagnosis of problems. As I say, it's not bad considering she's only had a computer for about a year. I suppose it's not so much technical ability as having the right attitude to it.

    5. Re:Why? Because I showed my mom Gentoo.... by glwtta · · Score: 2
      wow, it seems that most of the home users out there are, in fact, your mom. it always amazes me how computers are "scary" - what's it gonna do, eat you?

      at some point it will probably become obvious that, just like everything else, a computer is something you have to learn to use, regardless of how great the UI is. And I know that UIs - all UIs - have a long way to go in the useability and intuitiveness departments.

      Seriously, people don't expect to immediately be good at driving, cooking, sex, or playing a musical instrument; but somehow you are supposed to be able to use a computer the first time you plop down in front of it, and if not - it's the developers' fault.

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    6. Re:Why? Because I showed my mom Gentoo.... by BESTouff · · Score: 1
      *sigh* Oh well.....who was it that said "GUIs are like diapers - everyone grows out of them eventually".

      Except that older persons actually can't do without them ..

    7. Re:Why? Because I showed my mom Gentoo.... by Znork · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is a fairly common mistake that annoys me a bit. There are a lot of linux/unix people who pop up an xterm and show people how to do things. Yes, that's the easiest way to do it, it's the fastest way to do it, vi and bash are rarely broken and you can back out of the changes because you know what changes you made. That's how I do it. That's probably how you do it. And for anyone doing it every day on dozens of machines it's the most natural thing in the world.

      But that's _not_ how to show newbies how to do it.

      Never, _ever_ pop up an xterm while demoing. Use the GUI tools. These days they can do pretty much everything a newbie needs to do and they're not intimidating in the same way.

    8. Re:Why? Because I showed my mom Gentoo.... by shawnseat · · Score: 1

      it always amazes me how computers are "scary" - what's it gonna do, eat you?
      Actually, the fear is that it is expensive -- if they have seen computers crash, hard drives fail, etc., they may be terrified that they will make their computer unusable. Which really isn't all that insane after all!

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    9. Re:Why? Because I showed my mom Gentoo.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Oh well.....who was it that said "GUIs are like diapers - everyone grows out of them eventually".

      A fucking idiot that is who. People who think they are more productive without a gui are full of shit. There are very few things that are actually faster on the command line, and that is after you have memorized all of the syntax. GUIs have a faster learning curve and are generally more productive. It would be so much easier to click three check boxes then go and enable three options by grepping through some huge config file. Of course you wouldn't feel as 1337 then, but who the fuck cares.

    10. Re:Why? Because I showed my mom Gentoo.... by gauthier-s · · Score: 1

      Hi, just to point that the Ximian Desktop Installer article bring some insight to the fact that Linux seems difficult for the newcomers. The main scarring thing is to get software to run on the system, and some standard installation tools will help the user to feel safe when installing any software.

    11. Re:Why? Because I showed my mom Gentoo.... by timbck2 · · Score: 1
      wow, it seems that most of the home users out there are, in fact, your mom. it always amazes me how computers are "scary" - what's it gonna do, eat you?
      This is a true story. My partner's mother called him literally in tears because she was afraid she was in big trouble. Seems she had gone to a website in AOL or something like that on her PC, and had gotten the message "Illegal instruction [blah blah blah]".

      She was just sure the FBI would be beating down her door at any moment!
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    12. Re:Why? Because I showed my mom Gentoo.... by Felinoid · · Score: 1

      Now if you start from Windows openning up Dos shell for newbe Windows user would they say Windows is to hard?

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  10. Grandma runs it... by PhilipChapman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I put Mandrake on my grandmas a while ago. It works great for her needs...web, e-mail, word processing, printer support, and a load of games that come with kde/gnome/etc that are great for the kids when they come over...

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    1. Re:Grandma runs it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm putting together a new computer for mom which will run Mandrake Linux the way the Mandrake/KDE folk intended, very windowsy, as opposed to how I run it -- no graphical boot, no weird automounting of anything, non-stock kernel, etc. However, her setup will be similar enough that I can easily trouble shoot it, if not over the phone, then sshing in directly and poking around, etc.

      It has been some time since I used Windows and that knowledge is kind of evaporating off my brain. Also I've never used winXP and have no intention of doing so. From a 'tech support' perspective (i.e., she calls me when things go wrong) it's a lot better for mom to be using the OS her 'tech support' is most familiar with.

    2. Re:Grandma runs it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you've got the bandwidth you can have her fire up rfbdrake if/when she needs help.

    3. Re:Grandma runs it... by badbrainsg · · Score: 1

      I'm a grandfather who runs Linux. My wife--both a Mom and Grandma, naturally--uses it also. She's never used Winbloze except recently at her work. (She hates it.) Neither of us has any formal computer training. My son helped me set up a Linux system over three years ago. I use the Redmond crap at work, have for quite a while. Hate it. Wouldn't have it in my house.

      To the point: I've learned enough to administer our LAN. My wife is using KDE on SuSE 7.3 and does quite well She has no problems except low-level "how do I do x?" stuff. She plays scrabble, boys and girls, online with one of our sons (who uses the dreaded M$ product.) She uses pysol also. She uses Star Office for docs, spreadsheets, posters, etc for her work.

      If you guys' and gals' Moms can raise you-all, she can use Linux. Maybe not administer it, but, hey, you love her, right? Give Ma a hand with a 3-button mouse. She'll even forgive you the birth-pangs. (Maybe)

  11. Hey... my mom IS running Linux! by oGMo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I set up a box for my mom to use. She's a teacher, she types papers, prints them out; occasionally browses the web; and checks email about once a week (now that she can). The box runs Linux.

    For awhile, I had her running KDE, but the box was as Celery 400 or so with 128MB of RAM, and KDE 2.x is a dog for performance. So I switched her over to ROX (RiscOS On X) and sawfish with a pretty theme (much like one I use).

    She has icons for printing, trash, logging in, and OpenOffice, in addition to folders for her documents and public_html (which I explained to her was the place to put documents she wanted to share, so my Windows-using dad had a way to get at them). It works great. She loves it. I can modify it remotely. It doesn't break. It runs Linux.

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    1. Re:Hey... my mom IS running Linux! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mine too... slackware even...

      the great part is i can ssh in and do anything i need to install or update something for her, and i live 600 miles away...

      of course, i didnt give her a choice about it, i backed up her quicken crap and stuck in slack, set it up and left

      now she digs fluxbox :P

      next stop, gentoo!

  12. Wife count? by soloport · · Score: 3, Funny

    My wife uses Linux... Does that count? She's patient, still raising me -- kids are all older.

    My mom's 83 years old. I'm pretty sure she doesn't know what a computer's for... She uses phrases like, "New fangled notion!". Anyone know what that means?

    1. Re:Wife count? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have seven wives.

    2. Re:Wife count? by Angry+Toad · · Score: 2

      Hey, don't count out the oldsters completely. My mom just hit 80, and she's the local guru in her retirement home. She installed her own webcam recently, regularly does her own tape backups, still does semi-pro desktop publishing work for the local orchestra, and so on. Of course I do a fair bit of support work (tho I got her set up with VNC lately and that reduces the aggravation of telephone support).

      That being said I'm not gonna encourage her to move to linux - she's 80 after all, and the learning curve undeniably gets steeper at that age. Win98 does everything she's going to actually need.

  13. Mom? Linux? HAH! by isa-kuruption · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Look, my mom has trouble with Excel. You think she'd be able to run Linux? You think she'd be able to build a kernel module? Even install an RPM package?

    C'mon, give me a break.

    HELLO?!?!?! Linux is **not** the end all, be all operating system! It is FAR from it! Stop thinking it! Mom won't use Linux because Linux is **not** user friendly. Linux is not a desktop operating system. Linux is an EDUCATIONAL and EXPERIMENTAL operating system used by people with a bigger understanding of how computers work and want to expand their knowledge even more. Most people don't want to get "in deep" into the system, they just want to use their word, excel, solitaire. They could care less that the vm of Linux is more computationally inexpensive than that in Windows.

  14. Linux is the perfect OS for decorator moms by dh003i · · Score: 2

    After all, what do moms like to do more than decorate, re-decorate, un-decorate, and re-decorate again their houses? Then there's the endless re-organizing, bed-making, cloth-folding, cloth-ironing, vacuuming, etc etc etc.

    It makes perfect sense that moms would like Linux. After, what other OS can they re-decorate the GUI as much in? What other OS could they order and re-order things in so much?

    1. Re:Linux is the perfect OS for decorator moms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish you goddamned Americans weren't so easy to sway into overzealous views.

      I have two letters for you, like them or not; XP.

      Cleaner GUI and snappier responses than you will ever see in any shit that is X based.

      Sorry, but don't be such a n00b to refer to the "GUI" in general. You could mean FVWM or GNOME 2! Jesus christ! What the fuck is your problem? Oh wait, nevermind. You make these blatant statements but you haven't used Linux for more than a year. You think KDE/GNOME _IS_ Linux.

      Well, wake the fuck up.

    2. Re:Linux is the perfect OS for decorator moms by dh003i · · Score: 2

      Idiot, actually I use WindowMaker. Unlike Windows idiots like you who fork over $100+ for WinXP -- w/c really isn't any different than Win2k in terms of stability, and offers no GUI improvements over Win95 -- which is unstable and doesn't come with alot of extras.

      It costs 99 dollars for RedHat. For that you get a real OS with several different GUI options, including KDE and GNOME. You can install any other WindowManager or Desktop Manager you want. I use WindowMaker and Xfce. I've found WindowMaker to be a much better GUI than anything in Windows or MacOSX. Not as much wasted screen-space because of hide-away bars. So in terms of GUI's, the great advantage of Linux is that you get vast choice, vast configurabiltiy, and better efficiency once configured.

      Unlike idiots like yourself, I also know that just as the GUI isn't Linux, NOR is the command line. Both are simply UI's to Linux. However, one of the nice advantages of Linux is that it includes a very powerful command line, which can suffice in-and-of itself, and allows for advanced functionality which you don't get by default in Windows (you have to download Cygwin); however, MacOSX (being *BSD/Mach) does have a real command line UI.

      Another great advantage of Linux is that you get TONS of applications and utilities with distros for a very nominal price (NONE if you download it). How many extras do you get with Windows for 99 dollars? Not to mention, you can't download Windows for free.

      Your the idiot who's following trends, not me. I'm looking for an OS which offers great value (i.e., a lot of applications bundled for very little cost, and that's Linux/BSD).

      I'm looking for an OS which is very powerful in default configuration, and that's Linux not Windows (DOS command line is nothign compared to TCSH).

      I'm looking for something which is stable: Linux, not Windows.

      I'm looking for something which is secure, and where bugs are fixed quickly (and where I can fix bugs b/c the source is open): Linux, not Windows.

      I'm looking for something which is completely configurable and customizable to my needs due to the source code being available: Linux, not Windows.

      I'm looking for something which is fast and has little bloat: again, Linux, not Windows.

      One last thing, something with real tech support due to competition: Linux, not Windows.

      So, tell me Mr. Smartass, what exactly are the advantages of Windows, and are they really worth the hefty price-tag in dollars and in legal liability, not to mention loss of privacy and being an ass-slave to MS' intellectual property enforcement (read, BSA/MPAA/RIAA/MS coalition and Palladium)?

    3. Re:Linux is the perfect OS for decorator moms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are alot of decaffenated(sp?) brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.

      Seriously though... You sound like you are very sexualy frustrated.

    4. Re:Linux is the perfect OS for decorator moms by Toxxy · · Score: 0

      NFAYRHAGYARAGHARAYHR! EXCUSE ME, MR. "YES, I DID EAT POOP"!

      0 jokes, you're retarded. Retarded as in, YOU'RE RETARDED. THE TOPIC THREAD = WHY OUR MOMS DON'T USE LINUX.

      Just by breezing through your "I'm looking for" firing squad, IT OCCURRED TO ME THAT YOU'RE A FUCKING JACKASS AND FORGOT THAT THIS PROVERBIAL "MOM" WE SPEAK OF HAS LITTLE TO NO INTEREST IN ANY OF THESE TOPICS.

      YEAH, GO ASK YOUR MOM HOW SHE FEELS ABOUT SOURCE CODE AVAILABILITY.

      DICKWAD!

      --

    5. Re:Linux is the perfect OS for decorator moms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this little boy needs to take a nap.

  15. Advanced Usage- Installing a Program by KnightNavro · · Score: 1

    Just wait until moms get into advanced operations in Linux, such as installing a program. How many "What does it mean 'error- can't find gcc' or "Why does it say I don't have permission to access this file" calls would you get if moms ran Linux? I'm halfway computer savvy, and I can't get Linux to do everything I know it's capable of.

  16. Why my mom won't run Linux by nuintari · · Score: 1

    Because there is no greeting card software for linux.

    I didn't say I understood it, but its true, what geek cares about greeting card makers? Moms seem to love it though.

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    --Nuintari

    slashdot : where an opinion can be wrong.

    1. Re:Why my mom won't run Linux by Verizon+Guy · · Score: 0

      I'm waiting for the "Your mom should be smart enough to use LaTeX" comment.... 0:-)

      --

      Aw, fuck it. Let's go bowling. - The Big Lebowski

    2. Re:Why my mom won't run Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are web-based ones if I remember correctly. But there really is no real home software (kids, money, encyclopedia) that is well advertised like MS has. This is a big part about getting into the home market.

  17. I thought of this too by Cyclone66 · · Score: 1

    I was tempted to set up a linux box for my mom to use. All she does is surf the web and giving her a stable envrionment and giving her a restricted access would be nice. Then I realized that some of the sites she goes to uses ActiveX controls and she wouldn't be happy. Damn MS :) Damn them!

  18. My Mom IS Running Linux! by thesolo · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I decided a little while ago that I was tired of calls from my mom (and my sisters) with Windows problems, so I backed up their stuff, and gave them all Linux instead. SuSE 8.0 with KDE3.

    I started off with the Redmond theme & window decorations, so that they would at least feel a little comfortable. I removed the Console from the kicker, and put up a minimum icon set on the Desktop:
    • Web Browser (Mozilla)
    • Word Processor (OpenOffice.org)
    • Spreadsheets (again, OpenOffice)
    • MineSweeper (Kmine)
    • Email (KMail or Evolution, my one sister is used to MS Outlook from Work).
    • Folder link to their documents.
    • XMMS.

    I taught them how to log in, and they were pretty much set from there. They had access to everything they needed on the desktop, and had no problem figuring it out. Since I configured everything for them, they didn't have to worry about the guts of the OS, and since they really only browse the web and check email, they don't need to install software or anything else. Eventually I moved their window decorations away from the Redmond theme, so that they wouldn't confuse it for Windows; I still think it was a good beginner decision though.

    Basically it came down to me asking "Why DO they need Windows?" one night, when my one sister asked me if she should buy XP. First I shuddered at the thought of her using XP, then I realized she really doesn't NEED it! And when I told her that her own copy of SuSE 8.0 would only cost $40, she was thrilled. (Yes, I had her buy a copy, I wanted to support SuSE. Besides, they each liked the idea of having a manual just in case). Let's face it though, for a lot of people, Linux does exactly what they need it to do. We just need to make it even easier so that they can set it up for themselves. And we as a community are getting there.

    In the mean time, give your Mom Linux, and save yourself and her a headache :)
    1. Re:My Mom IS Running Linux! by cuyler · · Score: 1

      You do make a very good point...you set up a system and it works - does all the stuff they need. That's great. I could set up a Vax system for my parents to use but that doesn't really mean it's ready for the desktop. The biggest problem with linux is making it easy for new people. Mandrake is starting to do a good job of this but is still far from it.

      Linux will have to get to the point where someone who has used a computer before on a limited basis can go to the store, buy EasyLinux 1.0, put it in the cd drive, install it and start using it all by only using the prompts from the install process and possibly a short manual (XP install manual is only a couple pages).

      The best non-Microsoft OSes I've seen that are of the type "put cd in and use" are Mac OS X (of course) and BeOS. I tihnk my parents could have installed either OS and set it up. I hope that maybe in a year or two they will be able to pick up a linux distro and do the same.

      Of course I do hope things like Gentoo linux are still out there for those who wish to have more control and let them fool around more.

      One last note - if Mandrake had a ports like system (ala gentoo and bsd) for easy updating via a gui that may help things out a lot more.

    2. Re:My Mom IS Running Linux! by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sad thing is, when your mom and sisters decide they want to do more with their computer than you have set up for them, you're going to get called again. They're not going to be able to go to the store and buy the progs or games they want.

      I'm not shooting down what you said in your post. I'm just saying that there is a big limitation to that strategy that others should consider. Of course, I wish you luck.

    3. Re:My Mom IS Running Linux! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then she asked how to copy from one application to another and you realized why linux has no penetration in the desktop market.

    4. Re:My Mom IS Running Linux! by des09 · · Score: 1

      My wife is running Linux, and all her previous experiences were windoze based.
      A few months ago she asked for a computer at home, I explained that she could have a logon on mine... No thanks, your computer is too complicated for me

      Anyway, I set up a logon for her, and introduced her to tux, and the lizard, and took a while to make her comfortable, but she hardly ever used it. Whenever I asked her how it was going she always said great, but how do I do *?"

      The thing that took me a while to figure out was that she was not ALWAYS comfortable asking me for help, and probably never will be, no matter how hard I try. This happens whenever she thinks something should be easy but she just can't figure it out... and yes, I'll take blame on that one, but it is also just a natural phenomenon. She wants to be able to ask her friends / co-workers, basically people on her own level for help whenever she had a problem, and then escalate the problem up to me. This way she felt comfortable she's not looking stoopid. Now that she was no longer on a normal[sic] OS she felt like the only person she could ask for help was me, and she was sure I'd get sick of it.

      To make a long story short, what I took away from this was that until a lot of our moms / wives / fathers etc. are using linux, and I mean actually using it, most of them are not going to be comfortable being the odd one out.

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      .sigless since 2003
    5. Re:My Mom IS Running Linux! by Beltza · · Score: 1

      Most moms and sisters have exactly the same problem with Windows! I used to help some people out with their WinProblems, but in the end I got really tired of having to show up every time to install a simple antivirus update. Moms and sisters dont read messages on the screen, they _always_ click on 'No' or 'Cancel' so the message dissapears and their problem (namely the pop-up screen) dissapears.
      Youre right, they cannot go to the shop and buy new software. But the moms and sisters I know, never went to the shop. They asked me to do it, so i could immediately install it.
      As another reader already said: Linux at least has SSH to do the updates remotely.

  19. Open-Source your Mom by linuxhack · · Score: 1

    I don't know if this is a good idea. I spend too much time explaining all the oddities involved.

    I remember several years ago having to explain to people why there were messages about "leaving promiscuous mode" and other odd boot-up text.

    Most of my family keep their distance from me. I will forget who I'm talking too and refer to things as "uber-cool" or when I mention that I spent all night hacking- and then have to explain what hacking means...

    My family gave up on me years ago. Now they just nod or smile when I talk about computers...

    1. Re:Open-Source your Mom by uhoreg · · Score: 1
      I remember several years ago having to explain to people why there were messages about "leaving promiscuous mode" and other odd boot-up text.
      Just tell them that the developers put those messages in there just for fun and/or to see if you're paying attention.
      --

      To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three persons, two of them absent.

  20. Oh what a freakin brilliant idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So then we can all get calls like

    "My computer find the swap partition" or "I can't access my Hotmail account" or "I can't read any Word Excel or PowerPoint document" or (the best one) "my computer just said the F-word!"

    1. Re:Oh what a freakin brilliant idea... by MindStalker · · Score: 2

      My computer find the swap partition
      What? Hu? Who? Nevermind.
      Mozilla works fine with hotmail (for now) except for a few odd things, like the select all messages checkbox doesn't work. Give her mozilla on windows first, see if she can get used to it.
      I can't read any Word
      OpenOffice
      Excel
      diddo
      PowerPoint
      StarOffice does this, I'm pretty sure openoffice does to, but I won't swear on it.

  21. Show her DOS. by dadragon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If she's running Windows {3.1, 95, 98, ME} then show her a DOS window or put her into dos by hitting F8 when it starts up.

    Then show her Linux. Let her decide which is easier.

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    1. Re:Show her DOS. by Verizon+Guy · · Score: 1

      Welcome to Linux 2.4.18

      login:


      I don't see your point at all... especially since latest versions of Windows can't boot to console.

      Having Linux boot straight to X is like... having Windows boot straight to Windows either through config or Autoexec.bat.

      Umm, once again... your point is?

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      Aw, fuck it. Let's go bowling. - The Big Lebowski

    2. Re:Show her DOS. by ocelotbob · · Score: 1
      Having Linux boot straight to X is like... having Windows boot straight to Windows either through config or Autoexec.bat.
      Wrong. Most modern Linux distros, such as SuSE or Mandrake, have a boot logo that hides all the "intimidating" scrolling text that discourages newbies, yet at the same time, more advanced users can access the command-line tools to fix things when they get broken.
      --

      Marxism is the opiate of dumbasses

    3. Re:Show her DOS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for the fact that WinXP and Win2K both boot to a console quite easily as well. Don't forget that WinME is not "out of date" according to Microsoft.

    4. Re:Show her DOS. by dadragon · · Score: 1

      Actually, my Linux box boots straight to X, skipping even the scrolling text of the Linux kernel, just like Windows.

      So for both Windows and Linux, you have to go out of your way to get it to a text console. What the console looks like is irrelevant to assertain its ease of use.

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      God save our Queen, and Heaven bless The Maple Leaf Forever!
    5. Re:Show her DOS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the recovery console? That's nothing like DOS, it's not even an operating system you stupid munter.

    6. Re:Show her DOS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's not even an operating system you stupid munter.

      Neither is Win2K.

  22. AOL by travail_jgd · · Score: 1
    Until very recently, my mom was using AOL as her ISP. Because Linux can't be used with AOL (without additional work and/or expense), it wasn't worth the effort. Since then, Mom has decided that she'd rather have no Internet connection at all than keep AOL... I knew we had to have something in common!

    Also, the hard drive in her computer was only 1.5 GB. A full install of RedHat or Mandrake (including all the Gnome and KDE libs) wouldn't fit. (Yes, I know you don't need a full install, but I really don't want to be putting in packages every time I go over!).

    1. Re:AOL by Descartes · · Score: 1

      Why would you have to install more packages? Really you could get X, KDE, Mozilla, OpenOffice, and some games to live quite easily on a 1.5GB. Think about what is acutally in a "full" install; development tools, servers, documentation in every language, and lots of other stuff that is completely useless to someone who is never planning on "looking under the hood" of their OS. I couldn't run linux on 1.5GB but my mother could because she doesn't need all that stuff.

    2. Re:AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, the hard drive in her computer was only 1.5 GB

      Why don't you be a real sport and get her a bigger one? Spend a hundred bucks on your mom. Think of how much money she's spent on your ass over the years.

    3. Re:AOL by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      I have an old toshiba laptop with a 1.3Gig Harddisk which I made usable again by installing Linux. Back then I was on ISDN which means that downloading an ISO really shouldn't be 650Meg, so I looked for small distributions. I personally happen to like Peanut Linux . It takes about about 600Meg and comes with KED. Give it a try.

  23. My mom is, too. by dpilot · · Score: 2

    She's 79 and has difficulty from time to time, but it really helps that I can ssh in.

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    The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
    1. Re:My mom is, too. by Phil+Karn · · Score: 1

      And so is mine. I just set up a new machine for her with Debian. All she does is use Mozilla to do mail and to occasionally search the web, so it really didn't matter to her what OS she ran. But it mattered a great deal to me, as I can remotely administer a Linux machine far more easily than a Windows machine. And Linux is far more stable.

      Phil

  24. My Mom... by larry2k · · Score: 1
    My mom IS using linux, and it's easy for me. :) This is the first box she uses and I don't get questions like:

    Where is the start button?
    Why my screen turns blue?
    What happen with the E icon?

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    The package said "Windows XP or better. Pentium Class Processor or better"... So I got a Mac with OS X

    1. Re:My Mom... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2
      My mom IS using linux, and it's easy for me. :) This is the first box she uses and I don't get questions like:
      Where is the start button?
      Why my screen turns blue?
      What happen with the E icon?
      Okay, so you're not getting questions that people don't normally ask anyway. Does she ask questions like these:

      - Why are there 6 programs that do the same thing?
      - Why does it keep asking for my root password?
      - Why is there no sound?
      - Why can't I find anything at the store for my computer?
      - Why don't the websites I visit look right?

      Just curious. :)
    2. Re:My Mom... by binford2k · · Score: 1

      - Why are there 6 programs that do the same thing?

      There is exactly one program for each task she needs to accomplish.

      - Why does it keep asking for my root password?

      Why would she need root's password?

      - Why is there no sound?

      Sound works just fine, thank you.

      - Why can't I find anything at the store for my computer?

      She has never in her life shopped for computer items.

      - Why don't the websites I visit look right?

      She completely understands why non standard compliant websites don't work and chooses not to frequent them. (by her own choice, not mine.)

    3. Re:My Mom... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      "There is exactly one program for each task she needs to accomplish."

      No. If I had said "why are there 6 'different programs' that would have been a good answer. I said 'six progs that do the same thing'. I swear KDE comes with 6 or so text editors.

      Other than that, you have an unusual mom. ;) (that's meant in a nice way...)

    4. Re:My Mom... by binford2k · · Score: 1

      She doesn't have KDE. Each program on her system was handpicked.

  25. What version for Moms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My mom is constantly asking me for tech support for her windows box. She wants to do what all Mom's want to do.
    Read e-mail.
    Surf the web. (nytimes.com etc.)
    Type documents.

    For that I think that the best enviornment would be a kiosk-like Linux OS with Mozilla and OpenOffice / Crossover Office.

    What distro's do your Mom's use? Are there any kiosk (ie chroot jailed) distro's or enviornments for linux?

    un1xl0ser

  26. Mom's not the problem, its her son by Spirit+of+Ishmael · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, his article makes sense. Linux does make sense for the user who can't do anything other than basic office tasks on their computer, as well as for the serious computer professional. The real hurdles to linux on the desktop are the modestly proficient users (such as myself). We can install and remove programs, update drivers, and do basic to advanced hardware ugrades. What we are *not* is programmers or IT guys/gals.

    The biggest problem for linux among this group is the loss of power/control on switching over to linux. I tried Suse 8.0 w/ KDE 3.0 in the last half of June. While I could do basic office tasks, it was unnerving not knowing exactly what was going on with my OS -- yes I read the books, yes I'm smart, but I'm not a programmer/IT professional. Tried to install Mozilla and spent two hours feeling like a total tool. In the end, having to run to linuxnewbie.org or some other site anytime I wanted to do something other than word process or surf got to me. I backed-up the handful of documents I'd created, reformatted, and went back to 98se.

    Not sure what the solution is. But that's my two cents on the problem.

    1. Re:Mom's not the problem, its her son by Descartes · · Score: 1

      !!!!Caution, this post may contain excessive preaching!!!!!

      Y'know I think a lot of people go through this kindof thing when trying to use linux. I went through similar problems when I first started with linux, but I think you're selling yourself short. In fact I'd say based on your description of your skills you'd be a perfect candidate for using linux.

      I'm not familiar with SuSE 8.0 but I would recommend trying RedHat or Mandrake to start. The other thing I would strongly recommend is using ximian gnome for you desktop. Ximian is very easy to install and comes with a program for upgrading, installing, and uninstalling software that is amazingly easy to use.

      The other thing that you should remember is that linux just isn't as polished as Microsoft products, it won't work perfectly right out of the box and sometimes it takes a bit of work to get it to behave correctly especially at first.

      Running linux is kindof like doing your own work on your car, it can be a pain at times but there is something so rewarding when it works right.

    2. Re:Mom's not the problem, its her son by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tried to install Mozilla and spent two hours feeling like a total tool.

      You might consider shooting yourself in the fucking head, because with your instincts it's amazing you're still alive anyway.

  27. Re:um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article is a joke. My mom has to run TurboTax for her small business, and has things like genealogy programs and recipe organizers. My dad loves his bridge programs and other off the shelf games.

    To think that ordinary people can use Linux is to live so deep in the world of delusion that there's no hope for you. If you are that crazy anti-microsoft, then get your mom a Mac. At least she'll be able to use it and common commercial programs that real people in the real world use.

  28. Re:Mom? Linux? HAH! by RainbowSix · · Score: 2

    Why would your mom want to recompile a kernel? As for installing RPMs, KDE makes that a 1 click procedure, you don't even have to download anything. With Konqueror, if you click a link the KDE rpm package manager installs it for you.

    What my mom can't handle is downloading something , finding it, and installing it.

    Linux's core might be hard to use, but KDE/Gnome isn't.

    I'm not sure how parent's FUD got modded up.

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  29. She DOES! by xercist · · Score: 2

    I want you all to know that my mom DOES use linux. I setup the sytstem for her, and she doesn't have much of a choice ;)

    I don't think she has any issues with it particularly related to linux either. All she does is use Mozilla and OpenOffice, so the differences are minimal. Except for the crashing. None of that.

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    grep "xercist" /dev/random ...you'll find me in there someday
    1. Re:She DOES! by Hotrodder · · Score: 1

      So does mine :-)

      No real problems to speak of.. I Just told the "K" is like the windows start button, and it's not windows so some things wont act the way she is used to.

      I get more questions on how some websites work (Yahoo mail took a while to sink in) than how the OS works.

    2. Re:She DOES! by NumberSyx · · Score: 2

      Yep, my wifes GrandMother is a Linux using Mama. I preinstalled it for her before she got the computer and I spent a couple of hours showing her how to use it. She can't compile from source, but she sure can install an RPM and use RedCarpet and she doesn't mind it asking for the root password, because it keeps Uncle John from screwing things up, like he did with her last computer.

      --

      "Our products just aren't engineered for security,"
      -Brian Valentine,VP in charge of MS Windows Development

  30. My mom doesn't use Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But she does use another UNIX-like OS. :)

  31. Re:Mom? Linux? HAH! by uhoreg · · Score: 1
    My mom has trouble setting the clock in her car radio. Do you think she would be able to fix the radiator if it leaks? Replace the brake pads? And we're letting her drive? Give me a break.

    You don't have to build kernels or install RPMs to use Linux. My mom doesn't install software or drivers in Windows anyways.

    I'm surprised noone as modded you as "troll" yet.

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  32. would you prefer... by m0nkyman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    would you prefer to have a two hour telephone support call from your mom, or a 10 minute SSH session to fix your mom's computer long distance. ask yourself that question before you ask yourself why your Mom is using Windows.

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    1. Re:would you prefer... by deranged+unix+nut · · Score: 2, Informative

      Neither!

      I'd prefer to install Windows XP on my mom's computer and use Remote Assistance to show her how I fix the problem so that she can do it herself next time. Remote Desktop Connection, and Remote Assistance make the latest versions of Windows much easier to support from a distance than Linux and they seem to be as stable as linux.

      My parents currently run about 50 programs that are not available on Linux. Even if they were available, they use windows at work so it dosen't make sense for them to switch operating systems and applications all of the time.

      I still have linux and bsd boxen around, but I have switched *back* to windows after being a unix and OS/2 die hard since suffering from windows 95's crashes.

    2. Re:would you prefer... by dimator · · Score: 2

      Have you heard of WinVNC? A lot more useful when dealing with GUI's, because you can see exactly what the remote monitor is showing. I arranged some perl bits on her machine to A) relay her current IP (she has cable/dhcp) to me, and B) launch the vncserver. Then I can connect and fix her problem. :)

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    3. Re:would you prefer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . Remote Desktop Connection, and Remote Assistance make the latest versions of Windows much easier to support

      Say "as easy" to support, as you're not offering anything to back up your "much easier" claim. I've spent a lot of time fixing my cousin's linux box through SSH, and I've spent a lot of time fixing my mother's Windows box via remote desktop, and I'm not willing to say that dealing w/ a remote desktop connection through a shitty cable modem from a place halfway around the world from my mother's computer is easier in any way than doing remote administration via SSH.

    4. Re:would you prefer... by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      How about a 10-minute Remote Desktop session from Windows XP?

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      "And like that ... he's gone."
    5. Re:would you prefer... by deranged+unix+nut · · Score: 2

      The difference is that with Remote Assistance, my mother can demonstrate her problem instead of just describing how "it breaks when she clicks on the thingamajig" and she can see how I fix the problem.

      For example, if she can't figure out how to switch her printer properties from landscape to portrait, I can demonstrate it for her (remotely) so she can do it herself next time.

      As far as the "connecting to the machine" aspect, to me, remote desktop is "as easy" as SSH.

      The entire support experience is "much easier" but the connection aspect is "as easy".

      I would agree that firewalls, cable modems with built-in NAT, and flakey connections can make it painful to connect to personal computers remotely, but that is not an OS issue.

    6. Re:would you prefer... by Sherloqq · · Score: 1

      Or, better still, have VNC on her computer, and (with her permission) walk her through doing something herself, increasing her self-confidence, saving you time trying to figure out what she was clicking on... Naturally, you'd need to assure her that you're not spying on her while she's emailing back and forth with cooking class mates or what not...

      --
      Have EVDO, will travel.
  33. Re:Mom? Linux? HAH! by Fragmented_Datagram · · Score: 1

    Sheesh... Look, if you set it up for Mom and put icons on the desktop for her to click on for her email, web browser, and office suite, she won't know the difference. Build a kernel module? Come on... now you're just being a troll.

  34. Re:um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My mom has to run TurboTax for her small business,

    Maybe she could convert to a Linux based brothel management package.

  35. Re:Mom? Linux? HAH! by startled · · Score: 4, Insightful

    " Look, my mom has trouble with Excel. You think she'd be able to run Linux? You think she'd be able to build a kernel module? Even install an RPM package?"

    Right. So here's the deal. My parents have installed two software packages intentionally in the entire lifetime of their latest computer which runs Windows 98 or XP or 2K or what-fucking-ever (a couple years). Their installs were roughly as simple as Mozilla's Linux installer, interestingly enough. Any other software on the box either came there, or trojaned itself on (Gator et. al.).

    They don't change their video resolution. They don't create new shortcuts. They fire up the box, click on one of about 5 icons, use the program, and close it. Sometimes they switch between programs. When they need to do something more difficult (send e-mail attachments, open an unrecognized file extension in a particular program, etc.), they ask me or someone else who knows more about computers.

    So, if they were using Linux instead of Windows, and the two programs had installers as sophisticated as Mozilla's (a faulty assumption, so assume they just asked me to install 'em while I was in town), what would be the difference? The difference would be they wouldn't have Gator, and that's about it.

    Is there a reason for them to switch to Linux, given they already have something that basically works? No. Would they get anything extra out of it? No. But Linux wouldn't be any more difficult for them than Windows already is.

    Interestingly, though I meant for this argument to be pro-Linux, it looks a lot more pro-Mac. :) Linux window managers should stop emulating MS Windows so damned much. I use the command line, and the computer semi-illiterate don't know how to use MS Windows anyway.

  36. Uhh... XConfigurator by taernim · · Score: 1

    There are many reasons why this isn't really feasible. X and XConfigurator give real techies issues. If your mom has trouble with things like this:

    'my computer is running out of virtual memory' or 'my email keeps beeping at me' or 'I can't read this document' or (the best one) 'my computer is -broken-'.

    Is she really in a situation to be able to deal with configuring/installing her video card and monitor? Is she likely to know the correct firewall settings? And I'm sure if she needs to install a security patch that she'll be fine recompiling her kernel, right?

    Be realistic here. While Linux may not have some of the "annoying" features that she complains to you about, I'd personally rather explain why her email beeps at her than try to walk my mom through a kernel install on Linux.

    You really can't get much easier than WindowsUpdate for that.

    And with Linux attacks on the rise more than Windows, isn't giving a relatively technologically-unknowing person a Linux box just asking for trouble?

    I'm not trying to start a Windows vs. Linux/Unix war, obviously, since that debate has raged for years. And probably will continue to. I am definitely not underrating Linux either. I am just saying as far as "Ease of use" goes, I don't think a rational argument can be made for Linux vs. Windows.

    If your mom lives near (read: you still live with her, heh) you, then maybe. But if you do NOT live at home, chances are Windows will be much easier for her to work with.

    --
    "PC Load Letter? What the $@#% does that mean?!"
    1. Re:Uhh... XConfigurator by Descartes · · Score: 1

      Read the article.

    2. Re:Uhh... XConfigurator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I'm sure if she needs to install a security patch that she'll be fine recompiling her kernel, right?

      What the hell is wrong with you??

      There is no logical reason that the average Linux user should have to compile a kernel. If there is a relevant security issue then they can use their distribution's update tool just like any other type of update.

      The FUD just never ends..

  37. My mom IS running Linux by Colonel+Panic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My parents called me up a few months ago and asked me to find a new computer for them - their old Pentium 100 running Win95 finally died.

    I told them that I could put together a system for them, but that it would not include Windows and they seemed to be open to that idea. Basically all they need to do is email, web surfing and some word processing so I figured that Linux was ready.

    I put Lycoris on their new box and delivered it to them a month ago - so far it's working fine for them.

    Now, of course they want to hook up their digital camera and an all-in-one scanner/printer, so there could be some challenges ahead.

    However, if your computer-challenged parent just needs to connect to the net, send email, surf and do some simple word processing, I don't see why they can't use Linux at this point.

    --don't panic

    1. Re:My mom IS running Linux by sn0wflake · · Score: 1

      "Now, of course they want to hook up their digital camera and an all-in-one scanner/printer, so there could be some challenges ahead."

      That the essence of Linux. Now your parents will have to contact you to get their camera working. With Windows, the biggest problem would possibly be finding the USB port. Windows will in most cases configure the rest once it's been plugged in.

    2. Re:My mom IS running Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't speak for his parents, but I know mine would call me before they even open the box. They don't like dealing directly with tech. They want me to learn how to use it, and then teach them.

      Oh and my suse installation detected my digital camera and did the set up for me just fine. But yes linux is not the best if they want to be using a lot of digital photography, that is really the job for a mac.

  38. Huh? by TriCCer · · Score: 1

    Really, Linux is ALOT faster than a cluttered down windows install, one of the many perks is that there is still so little bloat/spamware availiable for the linux platform. just adding the basics will keep them happy, since there is NO way for them to (atleast not totaly)screw it up (no root, no skroo) and another beautyful perk: another shell account! (take THAT shellyeah.org!) seriously, folks, wouldnt you feel more comfortable visiting your mom knowing she runs linux? (yes, some of us are that lame)

    --
    c0w goes moo.
  39. Use VNC for remote support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Then you can see what mom sees, and even show her how to do things. The main trick would be to come up with a simple and reliable way for her to determine her current IP address (assuming ISP-assigned DHCP address, and hope port 5901, or whatever you use, is not blocked), but that should be relatively easy with a script to show it in a popup window. (Of course this could be done to some degree for Windoze... when it's running in network-able mode ;-).

    At least with Linux you can also have the ssh fallback for more serious problems, and behind-the-scenes work.

    ROC

    1. Re:Use VNC for remote support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Port 5900 would be better. check out x0rfbserver and Mandrake's rfbdrake.

  40. Let me Guess by Verizon+Guy · · Score: 1

    it's my mom, telling me that "my computer is running out of virtual memory"

    Well, since Windows dynamically optimizes the swapfile without you knowing about it, and fingers-crossed she hasn't maxed out her HDD...

    She must be using a Mac! Macs back in the day used to ship by default with the pagefile OFF!

    If my suspicions are correct, she was on a Mac, and if you think Linux will solve her problems you are insane.

    "I can't read this document"

    Of ALL OSes, you think LINUX will solve THIS problem? GIVE ME A BREAK! Looking for an OS where you can view any document w/o trouble? It's called Windows, followed by MacOS. Macs may even beat Windows in ease of opening a document cause of the resource tags (I forgot the exact name) that are associated with each file that specify the application that created the file. Gawd, Macs make things soo damn easy, you'd be crazy to put your Mother on anything else. Move a folder somewhere else? That's OK, all the settings update with it.

    MacOS Classic worked wonders; unfortunately it never made it to mainstream use as much as it could (should) have.

    --

    Aw, fuck it. Let's go bowling. - The Big Lebowski

    1. Re:Let me Guess by kryptobiotic · · Score: 1

      The windows dynamic swap file can cause a "running out of virtual memory" error even when the HD is no where near filled. I was running some matlab code on Windows 98 that kept crashing because it ran out of virtual memory. I forced Windows to use a fixed size swap file and the code ran without problems. I don't like the idea of windows playing around with the size of the swap file so all of my Windows machines have fixed size swap file.

    2. Re:Let me Guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >"my computer is running out of virtual memory"

      I don't know about you, but I got this error zillions of times on my NT4 boxes. I'm thinking I also saw this error on Win2K as well. I think that even if my 95/98/ME systems would display this error, they all crashed long before it mattered...

      It's NOT a Mac thing.

    3. Re:Let me Guess by Verizon+Guy · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking I also saw this error on Win2K as well.

      I've seen Win2k say "Your swapfile is too small as it is, I'm going to resize it and make it bigger now," but nothing to that effect.

      --

      Aw, fuck it. Let's go bowling. - The Big Lebowski

  41. Preposterous... or is it? by eddeye · · Score: 1

    At first take the idea sounds preposterous. Moms in general never have been and never will be computer saavy. My mom can't even change channels on the cable box properly (somehow she always ends up hitting the tv/vcr button, or changing the tv channel instead, or any number of other inconceivable screwups that leave her bewildered).

    But then maybe that's part of the point. My mom runs Windows on her pc, and she's taken to it like a fish to a bicycle. She hasn't caught on to the concept of "directories" yet. If it's not in the first folder she opens, she tells me her files anre missing and I need to find them. When I give her tech support, it always devolves into excruciating detail: "Choose Save As from the File menu and save it with the name you want... Alright click on File... Now click on Save As... Now type in the file name... in the box that says "file name" next to it... yeah now click 'OK'".

    Given these conditions, what is the difference between my mom running linux and Windows? Absolutely none. She can't even figure out that her email "isn't working" because she forgot to dial in to earthlink first, much less install a printer or an application. Anything she does, she needs to be shown exactly how to do first. If the slightest deviation from how it was shown to her occurs, she's completely lost and calls for help. She'd be just as lost on a Mac. Her problems have nothing to do with the operating system she uses.

    Linux wouldn't make her life any easier, but then it wouldn't make it any worse either. However her running linux would make my life significantly better. If things don't work, I can login and fix the problem... remotely. I can set up a firewall and update the rules when necessary... remotely. I can install a new application or security updates... remotely. It's a hell of a lot easier to administer a linux machine remotely than a windows machine.

    Install linux on your mother's machine. Don't do it for her. Do it for you.

    --
    Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
    1. Re:Preposterous... or is it? by mstyne · · Score: 2

      A slight nitpick from even a devout linux user -- you can 'easily' remotely admin a windows box with pcanywhere ($$$) or tightvnc...just a thought as I see lots of comments mentioning remote administation...

      --
      mstyne: real name, no gimmicks
  42. The problem with this essay is... by gwernol · · Score: 2

    "...So, I am here to finally tell the moms of the world: you can trash the default operating system, replace it with Linux, and have the full power and reach of your computer, finally, in your hands..."

    But this is a bad thing. Many people don't want "the full power and reach of your computer". They want to email their friends, surf the web, do a little word processing, play MP3s, take the red-eye out of their digital photos. Giving them the full power of the computer doesn't give them any of this. They want a machine that does a few things well, not one that makes eveything possible.

    These applications are of course made possible because underneath is the full power of the computer. But most users only care about a few specific applications. Linux is a very, very good OS if you care about accessing the core features of the computer; having real control over it. It isn't (yet) the best choice if you want to do just a few things well, partly because it doesn't yet have the range of applications and partly because it still doesn't have a consumer UI.

    A consumer UI is not just about how easy it is to do some things (some of the Linux desktops like KDE are getting closer to this goal). Its also about not being able to do some things. A good consumer OS should do a lot of the underlying information management that Linux exposes. Consumers don't want to have to understand the implications of - for example - a UNIX-style filesystem layout in order to get their work done.

    --
    Sailing over the event horizon
    1. Re:The problem with this essay is... by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      You know what, they don't have to.

      Install KDE3, X4.2.0, xmms, openoffice, Mozilla, Evolution. Show them where they can save files.

      You have a windows box with diffrent widgets.

      I'm failing to see your point.

      --
      I live in a giant bucket.
    2. Re:The problem with this essay is... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      You are failing to see his point because you're focusing in on only one of his arguments and trying to poke a hole in it. If you truely understood his point, then you'd realize what he's saying is that Linux's 'technical superiority' has very little influence with the average consumer. Windows, and OSX to a lesser extent, have much better consumer focus.

      Using Windows, your mom could go to Office Depot, CompUSA, Best Buy, well just about anywhere and buy new progs to use on her computer. Plus, she'd have no trouble installing them. Linux is not at that point and probably won't see it for at least 3 or 4 years.

      When she buys a digital camera or a scanner, the CD that comes with it will have the drivers for any flavor of Windows. Linux? Nope. She'll haveta learn not only how to go get the drivers, but how to unpack and install them as well. She'll have to know much more about Linux (like the root password) than any Windows user would ever have to.

      The reason you didn't see this is likely because you're close minded and don't think MS could ever do anything right. I'm not so much picking on you about it, but I've seen a lot of this attitude in the Slashdot community. If the Linux development community has the same attitude, I fear that Linux may never get off the ground as a Windows killer.

      It is possible to take Linux and make it an awesome desktop OS. Look at what Apple did with BSD. Linux developers should consider doing that as well. You all would be shocked at how successful Linux would be if they were to imitate Apple.

    3. Re:The problem with this essay is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahahaha, did you just say my mom would have no trouble installing programs in windows?

      now thats a kicker.

    4. Re:The problem with this essay is... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      Yes. It's easy. Pop in CD, wait for the install screen to come up.

      If you could buy stuff on CD, Linux might be able to do that.

  43. My Mom doesn't use Windows OR Linux by Lord+of+the+Fries · · Score: 1

    My mom uses a Mac. Get a grip people. I use all three, have all three at home, can hack all three, for many things prefer Linux. But there's really only one OS that keeps my wife, kids, and parents from calling me with problems... a Mac.

    --
    One man's pink plane is another man's blue plane.
  44. Linux + SSH means less headaches for you and Mom by Dan+Crash · · Score: 2

    If your Mom runs, say, Windows 98, what happens when she needs something fixed? She calls you. You drive over to her house. You muck about with your computer while she asks you when you're finally going to graduate from college or how long it's going to be until she has grandkids.

    A Linux install and SSH saves both of you time and effort. For example:

    Mom: "Something's wrong. I got an instant message link in my e-mail and it won't work."

    You (typing in background): "Got it. It's already fixed!"

    Mom: "So when are you --"

    You: "Oops! Pizza's here gottago loveya bye!"

    I'm gonna get my Mom using Linux this year.

    --
    He who refuses to do arithmetic is doomed to talk nonsense.
  45. Is this guy for real? by gcshaw2nd · · Score: 1
    Let's take a look at one small paragraph to get an idea where this guy is coming from:

    "...you can trash the default operating system, replace it with Linux, and have the full power and reach of your computer, finally, in your hands. No more error messages, no more advertisements, no more sending your personal information to 'register' your machine with some giant corporation, no more lost work, lost time, lost minds. Once you make the switch, you'll wonder how you ever got this far driving behind the wheel of that old clunker."

    I speak from experience when I say, "no more error messages," WRONG! Obviously mom needs a gui, KDE is arguably the best/standard/representative-of-what's-available and it's a dog and it crashes. But's it's pretty.

    What do you mean by, "no more advertisements?" True there aren't tens of crap programs installed on the desktop for programs you won't ever use -- that's because they're under the new "start" menu. There a huge number of programs installed by default with typical distros, and most of them aren't even named or organized in a discriptive manner.

    And for that matter, most advertisements the user experiences come while browsing the web. Obviously Linux has nothing to do with the viewing of banner ads. You have to use an ad-blocker program to get such functionality, and such programs are freely available on all major operating systems.

    No more registration? Yep, you don't have to register. And you don't have to get any help when KDE crashes and burns repeatedly either. In fact, if anything goes wrong (and Linux has it's own special version of dll-hell when drivers aren't working correctly), you're pretty much up shit creek without a paddle. Unless, by grace, you're the mother of a linux geek.

    No more lost work? Bah, what happens when a co-worker sends you an MS Office document and your distro came with KOffice or some such crap which can't import the file? That's a lot of lost work right there. And incidentally, that's going to contribute to a lost mind.

    This essay completely fails to explain why anyone should even try using Linux, especially my mom who's been using Windows for years, didn't pay for it (in her mind) because it came with her computer, didn't pay for the upgrade to Win2k (which is a good OS incidentally) either, and is finally comfortable with just checking her email. This whole essay annoyed me, obviously, because it's just another Linux-is-best jerkoff session. It's practically propoganda.

    1. Re:Is this guy for real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Unless, by grace, you're the mother of a linux geek"
      Thought this post was aimed at people who uses linux and accidently happen to have mothers.
      I can not help being surprised by the fact that there are windows users visiting this site and complain about the linux propaganda. Most of us (here) are actually kinda into computers. That is why there are lots of linux biased comments and remarks. We talk/write from experience. It is not that we haven't tried windows it is just that we like to use something more powerful and I can't see why we should leave our mothers with something less.

      lazee_coward

  46. that can't be right by KingPrad · · Score: 1
    How odd that this campaign thinks our mothers should be running Linux in the same week we get several essays from a few long-time Linux users who have given it up (albeit temporarily) because of its continuous little hassles.

    Some computer jocks are jumping off the horse because it's too bouncy and we think our mothers should give it a spin? (forgive me the horse analogy. i'm not proud of it) If we can barely maintain lesser computer users on windows machines, putting them on Linux boxes is toying on the brink of hell.

    --
    Stop the Slashdot Effect! Don't read the articles!
  47. Mom runs Mandrake... barely. by ehintz · · Score: 2

    Situation: Mom needed computer w/net access. Mac would have been nice as that's what she's always used and knows. But the only Macs I had were 68040 based machines. Problem: Mom uses AOL (arrgh), and AOL's webmail client (which she likes, don't ask me why) uses funky java stuff which the old Mac OS browsers can't handle. Solution: Mom got an old Toshiba PII/166 laptop running Mandrake. I set it up to boot directly into the GUI (Gnome), dial PacBell, launch Netscape, and open the AOL webmail page. On the lower tool bar is a plunger icon-pressing it shuts down the machine. That's all the thing does, and she just barely manages to use it. Most recent problem: Netscape froze up, for whatever reason. Her solution: unplug computer, close lid. 2 days later she calls, "it's stuck, and every time I turn it back on it's still on the same page! What do I do?" What happened-everytime she closed the lid it happily went into sleep mode, and conserved battery power... Concepts such as cntrl-alt-backspace or cntrl-alt-delete are WAY too dificult for her, let alone opening a terminal window, finding the Netscape process, and a nice kill -9.

    --
    ehintz
    1. Re:Mom runs Mandrake... barely. by jellybear · · Score: 1

      why don't you give her a nice icon for "killall -9 netscape"?

    2. Re:Mom runs Mandrake... barely. by ehintz · · Score: 1

      'Cause she's in San Diego and I'm in San Francisco, and I wasn't smart enough to think of that before I fedexed the box to her... ;-)

      --
      ehintz
    3. Re:Mom runs Mandrake... barely. by YetAnotherDave · · Score: 1

      As long as you remembered to set SSH up before you shipped it, making a shortcut is just editing a text file. Make a script to do what you want, and a shortcut to it on your machine (shortcut in the same window manager as Mom) and then use SSH to connect and set it up.
      using SSH to tunnel VNC, you can even test it (or build it from scratch there, but it's probably safer to test it locally, in case of catastrophic typos :)

  48. Are you serious with this question?? by jwiegley · · Score: 2, Informative
    I've been using Linux since 1991. I've written device drivers under linux and I've adminstered mission critical and e-commerce system based on linux machines. I also have a doctoral degree in computer science...

    and even *I* don't feel like using linux anymore.

    Your answer boils down to a single, simple answer... Linux is far too complicated.

    Oh don't believe me? here's my list of top pet peeves...

    1. APM support never became fully function or free of administration issues so lets not even talk about ACPI functionality. So all of you with laptops probably have at least as many suspend/power management problems as I have.
    2. I find the configuration and implementation of linux's network interface a complicated and bug ridden process. For instance why after coming out of suspend does my wireless MiniPCI interface not come back up until I restart the PCMCIA subsystem?
    3. hardware support... HAHAHAHAHA! try building in kernel support for just about anything. Look at the "help" and all you will find is tons, and tons, and tons of options or caveats all different depending on your hardware. You'll find lots of links to "if you want this you will also need to get tools from yada.yada.yada...". And this is even assuming you *know* what hardware you actually have. "Some laptops have buggy BIOS. enable this if you laptop crashes instead of suspending". That's great advice. Which laptops have this problem; exactly? And, even if you know, the thought of "crashing" isn't going to induce any positive perspectives of linux anytime soon.
    If you give me enough time I can certainly come up with an almost endless list and I haven't even begun to touch upon topics such as lack of marketing presence or issues concerning the horrible integration of highly disjointed projects. (How many sound "architectures" do we have, at least two. How many printing systems? how many pcmcia projects? How many web browsers?) I'll agree to arguments that each project has its benefits but your mother won't care. Even I'm past caring. I'm more interested in something that works with out consuming hours of my week adminstering the machine's operating system.

    It boils down to this... I buy a machine and I can put Windows XP on it and it takes me a *total* of two hours after which *everything* on the machine functions and I didn't have to know or choose any options at all. I can choose from a selection of thousands of fully functional software application and all the latest games and entertainment.

    If I put linux on the machine it takes me three months to get the MiniPCI wireless network card working at all and after half a year I still don't have support for the modem in the machine [Dell Inspiron 4100].

    I figure this post will generate all sorts of "ACPI does work if you do..." or "your PCMCIA doesn't come up because this script on your machine is broken..." or "It works on my machine." But this will only prove my point...

    Answer: Your mother doesn't use linux because its too complicated.

    --
    I will never live for sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.
    1. Re:Are you serious with this question?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone mod this up, please.

      If you find yourself disagreeing with the author's position, you probably will never understand the problem.

    2. Re:Are you serious with this question?? by blincoln · · Score: 1

      I totally agree.

      I love the idea of Linux, and I've set up and administered several servers based on it, but the overhead in terms of time is just too much for me to deal with.
      I like working on PCs, but I don't like being *forced* to work on them to do basic things I need to get done. I don't have enough free time to get Linux running properly on one of my own PCs, let alone troubleshoot it over the phone for my mom.
      Then there's the issue of ongoing support. If I set up my mom with Linux, and then I [ move across the country/die/am otherwise rendered incapable of making in-person visits ], who is she supposed to get to fix it? My mom lives on an island. She connects at 28.8 because of the terrible quality of the phone lines, which means I can't remotely do anything. No one on the island is going to be able to help her out, so if there are serious issues, she'd just be out of luck.
      I'd much rather she be able to go to the one computer store on that island and say "hey, Windows won't load, could you copy some important files off of the hard drive to CD and then fix it?" than have them - for example - not be able to pull off her word processing docs because the guys there don't know Linux.

      --
      "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
    3. Re:Are you serious with this question?? by waspleg · · Score: 1

      i started (with linux) in '95 with slackware, i dont' code and although i did go to school for computer science once upon a time, i never graduated

      i have to say taht i agree with everything you said and i too could make an endless list of broken shit w/ linux.. the fact that it's developed by thousands of people scattered all over the globe definitely comes thorugh in the end, there aren't even standards for basic things like configuration files (yes in recent history most use /etc/whatever.conf however the layouts of the files are as different as the progrmas which run them).. i've never seen ACPI work on any of my laptops over the years.. basically if youw ant to stay current and use real world every day applications and get het latest games and do all the things that you would buy a standard DESKTOP for; linux is woefully lacking.. even as a server it no longer has a place at my house with OpenBSD having been around on my server for a few years now

      i recently had to wipe my laptop and install a copy of XP pro because my g/f was sick of all the minor inconsistencies on her Mandrake desktop and the fact that, while it never crashed, IE Is faster and all she uses is the broswer, wordprocessor, and irc 90% of the time

      linux has come light years in just the short while it's been around, remember windows/dos has had a lot more time to develop into what it is and had more of a focus, i still have faith and 2 linux bumper stickers to show my advocacy and i truly believe that it will eventually become *the* desktop.. but for the time being it's still playing catch up with windows on the desktop and i think everyone knows that...

    4. Re:Are you serious with this question?? by JonWan · · Score: 1

      I've been using Linux since 1991. I've written device drivers under linux and I've adminstered mission critical and e-commerce system based on linux machines. I also have a doctoral degree in computer science...

      So have I.
      I haven't written any device drivers, I only adminster my own little network and I *only* have a highschool education (well +life).

      and even *I* don't feel like using linux anymore.

      I still do like it and have used it exclusively since 1995.

      Your answer boils down to a single, simple answer... Linux is far too complicated.

      That depends on what you want to use Linux for. I build my computer *for* Linux I make sure the stuff I buy works well with Linux before I buy it. I haven't had to compile a kernel in a long time

      It boils down to this... I buy a machine and I can put Windows XP on it and it takes me a *total* of two hours after which *everything* on the machine functions and I didn't have to know or choose any options at all. I can choose from a selection of thousands of fully functional software application and all the latest games and entertainment.

      The last time (last week) I installed XP I spent 1/2 hr. on the net trying to find the right video driver because XP couldn't find the proper driver on the CD. I then installed the drivers for the DSL modem XP picked and installed the wrong one... fiddled with XP for a 1/2 hour, the called the ISP. They said XP always picks the wrong driver and I should tell it to use driver (x). XP complained that I was trying to install the wrong driver (are you sure? , Yes) it installed and worked. Now Linux doesn't currently support this DSL modem, but what do you want to bet that when it does it will be found on the install.

      And as far as those modems that don't work, their called Winmodems for a reason.

      Answer: Your mother doesn't use linux because its too complicated.

      Tell that to my biker friend, He came a while back and had me install Linux for him. He knows very little about computers. I do all of his re-installs and upgrades. Since installing Linux He hasn't has any problems and is installing and uninstalling apps. himself. I haven't had to fix his computer after a crash in more than 6 mos.

      Maybe thats why everyone keeps saying that Linux is too hard to use. They just want people to have to bring their computers in every week or two for "fixin'"

    5. Re:Are you serious with this question?? by derF024 · · Score: 1

      The last time (last week) I installed XP I spent 1/2 hr. on the net trying to find the right video driver because XP couldn't find the proper driver on the CD.

      you had this problem too? earlier this year i was invited to an academic Visual studio .NET release in manhattan. i was near by at the time, and they promised free food and software. i showed up and got a copy of XP Pro and Visual studio.net pro. i had a spare data drive in my 6 month old desktop debian machine so i installed it. well, XP didn't know about my geforce 2 _or_ my netgear ethernet card. it couldn't play dvds without me buying some expensive DVD software and once i finally got it on the net (i downloaded the netgear drivers in linux and copied them onto the windows partiton) it needed 10 security updates. debian knew about all of my hardware out of the box, played DVDS for free with mplayer, and wasn't a security nightmare until i went to some obscure website. someone explain to me how windows XP is so much better with hardware, or software, than linux again. i'd love to hear this.

    6. Re:Are you serious with this question?? by XO · · Score: 1

      I've used Linux for many, many things, since version 0.98beta.

      I still don't use it for a desktop system.
      Why?

      Let's see. It takes basically an entire DAY to get a linux system up and running, with a custom kernel specifically for it. It's even worse if you're not sure exactly what kind of hardware is in it. (I inherited a Proliant server box, and I don't even have the SLIGHTEST idea what the hardware is in it.. i have Linux installed so I can use it as an X terminal, but sound doesn't work, modem doesn't work, and video isn't configured properly.. i spent all of Yesterday trying to figure out those issues, and still haven't.. and like I said, I've been doing this for over 10 YEARS.. since 0.98...)

      KDE and Gnome SUCK. I hate to throw this in the face of all the people who have worked on this for years, but I'd rather use an old Mac, or Windows 3.11 - I love to play with all the options available, but once I start getting into some of the more bizarre themes available, suddenly the buttons on the windows don't do ANYTHING like what I expect, and i'm closing things that i want to minimize/maximize/resize, etc.

      yesterday, I also finally managed to configure my CD-RW to write CD's under Linux.. this is a box that is primarily used as the house web-server. This was the one thing I was successful at, whereas the other's I've still managed to fail at. lol..

      so, I go and I download the latest versions of the cd-authoring utilities, xcdroast, etc.. find xcdroast to be a complete piece of crap.. and go and find better solutions. gtoaster. great software! run it to burn an audio cd... make 2 coasters, and get 4discs that it refused to even write to.

      I rip the CD-RW out of the Linux box, put it into the Windows box, select 7 MP3's in my player, click "Burn CD", and 30 minutes later, I have a CD that functions just fine in my car stereo. Using one of the discs that the Linux mastering software refused to write to.

      Windows '98 may crash a lot, and I find myself EXTREMELY frustrated with it.. but it does tasks that USERS want to do.

      I'd never trust a machine that serves a particularly useful purpose (my Ethernet SWITCHES ... HARDWARE DEVICES.. crash more often than my Linux boxes do) to anything but Linux or OS/2.. but neither of those environments are at all useful for getting shit done!

      --
      "Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!" http://ericblade.postalboard.com/
    7. Re:Are you serious with this question?? by jwiegley · · Score: 1
      First I apologize for all those that may have taken my background material to indicate that I was arguing that either I was superior to those with less or that such a background was necessary to understand the problem. My intention was to show that even in the extremes of education, dedication and experience the implementation and operation of a linux system is a complicated issue. This is the fundamental problem and is the answer to why most mothers don't use Linux.

      I still do like it and have used it exclusively since 1995

      I didn't imply that I don't like linux. My background is hugely academic research, networking, web farms and corporate infrastructures. For these things a professional that knows what they are doing can implement superior solutions using linux that saves thousands of dollars and provide a more stable and flexible environment. I do like linux but I'm moving away from the networking field now and I find that I need something simple so that I can spend my time applying my management abilities instead of trying to keep up with the hardware caveats and technical tidbits necessary to know to keep a complicated operating system functional. I understood the original question to be "Why isn't your mother using Linux?" I'm not arguing "Why isn't Linux technically superior than Windows?" I Believe Linux is superior both in terms of technical implementation and also in terms of philosophy. Ask the crusading knights how well strong philosophies worked out. Though I'll grant you that religious philosophies have some strong fundamental differences compared to technical philosophies (Unless maybe you are RMS ;-)

      I build my computer *for* Linux I make sure the stuff I buy works well with Linux before I buy it.

      So do I. Notice that I mentioned a Dell Inspiron. My research indicated that if you wanted to run Linux wiht the least problems select The IBM A (or T) series, the Dell Inspiron series or something from a dedicated supplier like Emperor penguin. IBMs were too darn expensive and the dedicated suppliers lacked features as well as being a bit pricey.

      In any case knowing that it is necessary to select compatible hardware is a useless argument. Do you really think that any reasonable number of our mothers has the technical knowledge to accurately select linux compatible systems or even the desire to have to do that much research. Your mother uses linux because she has *you* to abstract the complicated work out of the problem for her.

      The last time (last week) I installed XP I spent 1/2 hr. on the net trying to find the right video driver because XP couldn't find the proper driver on the CD

      Aside from your inaccurate comment about using linux exclusively this comment and the rest of the paragraph is a worthless counter argument to my statement that implied that Linux doesn't work out of the box well. All you have done is prove that in some small cases Windows doesn't either. So your mother shouldn't be using either (which many, if not most, don't.)

      But more to the point if we were to get into the details of which operating system correctly and fully supports the largest number of hardware components I am positive you will lose that argument rather soundly. Especially if we extend the requirements to include that the support of these devices requires few, if any, technical knowledge about chipsets, options or configuration caveats.

      And as far as those modems that don't work, their called Winmodems for a reason

      My point almost exactly. Windows *does* support more hardware, especially ubiquitous, commodity hardware. Our mothers, and almost everybody else on this planet, falls into that category. The readers of Slashdot are certainly a very small percentage of the market that repesents the atypical, technically savvy market segment.

      Almost nobody's mother is going to call up Gateway and start asking "Is that a controllerless modem or a winmodem? What chipset is it based on? Will it work with the linux HSF modem drivers..."

      Tell that to my biker friend, He came a while back and had me install Linux for him. ...

      You're killing yourself. Do you not notice that all the people you've put up as examples of common people who use linux are only doing so because *you* are taking care of the complicated pieces for them!

      ...They just want people to have to bring their computers in every week or two for "fixin'"

      I was going to write a long retort to this by I decided to just sum it up with... That's just plain insulting to those of us that provide linux and systems administration services. We provide a quality service and pride ourselves and reliable work. And every administrator that I've ever known would rather entirely avoid having to deal with people's technical problems let alone try to create an endless stream of problems to deal with. Why do you think people like us developed computer applications like Nethack, NetTrek or Moria we *need* as much free time as possible. ;-) So we're dedicated to providing one-time, permanent solutions. Unfortunately, even without creating additional problems there still seems to be an endless supply to keep us busy 120% of our time.

      The point still boils down to 'Your mother doesn't use linux because it IS too complicated for her'. Nothing you've said makes me believe otherwise.

      Though I do now believe that it can be shown that Windows also has some troubles with some hardware devices and that you mother and biker friend are damn lucky to know somebody like you.

      --
      I will never live for sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.
    8. Re:Are you serious with this question?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how long does it take to build a kernel specifically for your computer on WinXP? 8 hours on a 4-way Xeon box??

      IS WinXP available for your server box??

      Your complaint would exist with ANY OS. Blamin Linux isn't going to help

    9. Re:Are you serious with this question?? by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      You're killing yourself. Do you not notice that all the people you've put up as examples of common people who use linux are only doing so because *you* are taking care of the complicated pieces for them!


      Ok, of ALL of the people I know who use Windows, My brother and I are the only ones who have installed it. I installed it for most of them, the rest got it preinstalled. The argument that haveing someone else install and configure your OS means that the OS is too complicated may or may not be a valid argument, but it isn't a valid comparison for windows/linux since most people using Windows had someone else install it for them. If I went and installed Linux/Gnome on my parents machine, stuck icons on the desktop that did the stuff they usually do, and made it the approximate same color scheme as windows they would probably never notice.

      Kintanon

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    10. Re:Are you serious with this question?? by JonWan · · Score: 1

      Aside from your inaccurate comment about using linux exclusively

      I said, I don't use Windows, it not inaccurate. I work on other peoples computers and thats where I install Windows. Both my laptop and my desktop run Linux exclusively. My current desktop has *never* had Windows on it at all. I'll agree I slid off of the original topic a bit. I didn't stop using Windows for political reasons, I got tired of the crashing and re-install/upgrade cycle.

    11. Re:Are you serious with this question?? by XO · · Score: 1

      You don't -need- to build a kernel specifically for your box with Windows. It builds itself from the binary modules (drivers).

      I'm not BLAMING any operating system - i'm saying if you want to get stuff done, you use something where you don't have to spend days mucking around with obscure things to make it work.

      Find a better troll than that...

      --
      "Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!" http://ericblade.postalboard.com/
    12. Re:Are you serious with this question?? by BurritoWarrior · · Score: 2

      I bought a machine with unsupported hardware and the hardware doesn't work right. Waaaa, Linux is bad.

      Please.

  49. Re:Mom? Linux? HAH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keep on believing that, bucko.

    Stop looking at this post!

  50. Your mom isn't running linux... by fluxrad · · Score: 2

    for the same reason most people aren't running linux...

    AOL hasn't put out an instructional video on how to run it.

    Laugh or call me a troll all you want, but the there's really no one to teach it to them (at simple fact of the matter is that most moms aren't going to get off their duffs and use linux because they don't want to have to learn it, and least not hold their hands all the way through it).

    For a lot of linux users, the computer is the means and the end. The same can't be said for our mammas.

    --
    "It is seldom that liberty of any kind is lost all at once." -David Hume
  51. you wanna know why my mom ain't running linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll tell you why: OSX. It's _gorgeous_. It doesn't go down. She doesn't harass me about how to use it. It just works. It looks pretty. To top it all off, it meets my technical approval. I'm not sure how I feel about the chewy mach center, but userland feels "right".

  52. Parents aren't the first to convert... by bastard01 · · Score: 1

    First off, the first reason I use linux now is because a few years ago my dad told me that if I wanted to do anything with networks, that knowing linux is a good idea. He doesn't use it himself because it lacks the applications that he uses on a daily basis, like AutoCAD, and at this point he is liking Tiger Woods PGA 2002 for some reason. My first priority will be converting my siblings, because well, first off they are easier to convert to new technology, because my mom a few years ago couldn't do anything with the computer besides turn the thing on, run calculator, and maybe, maybe use word. I have installed RedHat 7.2 on my sister's computer, and have shown my brother my install of RH 7.3, and well, since their computers aren't the greatest powers in the world, celeron 300a, and p133 respectively, they are very interested in something that would run faster than windows, since all they really do with their computers is homework, and games that have counterparts in linux already. Then if all three of us actually use and like linux for a while, I will hope that the Wine project has gotten to the point of allowing the applications that are normally used on the family computer to run in a non-Microsoft environment.

  53. my mom and linux by StandardDeviant · · Score: 1

    My mom has actually asked a few times about Linux, and seems genuinely interested in trying it someday. Personally, I'm not ready to suggest people use it yet. It's close to being a great desktop... so close I can almost taste it (I've been using free unixen since slackware 3.0) ... but IMHO it's just not *quite* there yet. A few more revisions of Mozilla, GNOME, and/or KDE and we'll see... I think that OpenOffice is a huge step in the right direction, I tried it for the first time a week ago and I was stunned at how much better it got since StarOffice 5.2. Really, I think the best part of my family members switching to linux would be ease of secure remote administration so I can just log in to fix something rather than having to actually drive to their place or walk them through something on the phone (which is painful, lord do I have sympathy for the telephone tech support people out there). As it is I've managed to train my mom in the basics of getting the machine's IP address and how to start up winvncserver so I can vnc in... I think that was one of the first times she really opened her eyes to th power of free software, becuase she was just stunned at how easy vnc made it for me to fix her machine from hundreds of miles away and completely blown away when I answered her "how much does this cost?" question with "not a damn thing, it's free software". I think probably what I'll do if she's serious about making the switch is start her off on openoffice, mozilla, and the gimp on windows, then after she's comfortable with that, give her a new machine running linux as the "invisible substrate" under openoffice et al.

  54. Linux requires a different kind of support... by KFury · · Score: 2

    My plan is: Each time my mom calls with a tech question for her PC, I time the call, and ask her to put $(minutes) into a cookie jar. When she has $1300, I'll tell her to use it to get an LCD iMac.

    1. Re:Linux requires a different kind of support... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...and ask her to put $(minutes) into a cookie jar...

      Huh?

      ~$ echo "$(minutes)"
      bash: minutes: command not found

    2. Re:Linux requires a different kind of support... by KFury · · Score: 1

      I was going to say $($minutes) but I couldn't decide which $ should be escaped.

      I mean to say that for each minute, t\she should contribute a dollar to her iMac fund.

  55. Does anybody else find it humorous... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

    ...that this article ran shortly after the articles pointing out Linux's flaws as a desktop OS?

    If people want their moms running *nix, get them a Macintosh with OSX. Apple had the right idea, and Linux developers should be eyeballing them very carefully.

    Make fun of Windows all you want, but the simple fact of the matter is that it is day and night easier to use than Linux when placed in front of 'a mother'. Want to install your USB camera? Plug it in. Oops, does it need a driver? Put the CD that came with the camera in.

    It's not just a matter of Windows being easier to use, but it is better supported too. You're not going to buy a digital camera with Linux drivers shipped on the CD.

    Let's be realistic here: If you set up a Linux box for your mother, she is stuck with the software you put on it. She's not gonna know how to .TAR or .Z or any of that other crap. She's not going to recompile any software. I doubt she'll even use RPM . With a Windows (or even a Mac) box, she can go to the store, buy a prog, slap the CD in, and get going.

    Linux needs: a.) Better desktop support, i.e. fix the problems mentioned in that article a couple of days back. b.) Software, on the shelves, in stores. c.) To have a Desktop distro that doesn't require that mommy dearest go type in badly spelt, unintuitive commands in order to muck with things.

    This is not flamebait or trolling people, this is exactly what is holding Linux back as a 'Windows killer'. Some of the Slashdot Community needs to face the fact that both Microsoft and Apple did quite a few important things right. The karma I've burned trying to explain this emphasizes my point.

  56. cant wait by ironfroggy · · Score: 1

    for my mom to call and ask how to run that funny attatchment she just got from her sister in email. or how to install that "Friends" screen saver she saw on the website.

  57. Heck, my *wife* isn't using Linux! by ke4roh · · Score: 1

    And she won't (though I've managed to thoroughly convince her that Microsoft is not on our side), because it doesn't run Quicken. She likes to keep our finances, and she's grown very accustomed to the many features - retirement planning estimators, savings goals, and other substantial parts of the software beyond balancing the checkbook.

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  58. Not if she's on dialup.... by fluxrad · · Score: 4, Funny

    A Linux install and SSH saves both of you time and effort. For example:

    You: ok mom. i need you to bring up a shell so i can grab your IP.

    Mom: a what? oh...you mean like that C:> prompt?

    You: yeah mom. just click...etc.

    Mom: is that a right click? where am i clicking again? oh..on the icon down at the bottom? Which mouse button should I use?

    ...two hours later...

    You: ok. now that you have a terminal up. i need you to type in ifconfig.

    Mom: what's "effconfig?" should I be typing that by the squiggly line? here. lemme...oops. i clicked on something else. hang on....(hand to phone) It's in the cabinet, dear. No, the other side! I'll HELP YOU IN A MINUTE!! I'M ON THE PHONE!!! (phone back to ear)...ok. now what did you need me to type?

    You: ifconfig. I-F-C-O-N-F-I-G.

    Mom: ok...what was after that first I?

    You: F

    Mom: ok...F. oh poo! I just typed a G. how do i cancel this? oh wait..wait...hey. what's this uppy arrow plus H mean?

    You: (your mom hears the sound of a gunshot)

    Mom: honey? honey, are you there? what about my email? honey?

    --
    "It is seldom that liberty of any kind is lost all at once." -David Hume
    1. Re:Not if she's on dialup.... by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Thats for the tip, definatly going to have to remember to install some app on the desktop to tell the ip address, definatly. (Assuming modem, hopefully it'll be static so no worry)

    2. Re:Not if she's on dialup.... by billh · · Score: 2
      You: Okay, mom, click on that picture I showed you

      Mom: Okay, a number came up

      You: Can you read it to me?

      Mom: 122 period 123 period 124 period 125

      Doesn't everyone know of a web page that shows you your IP? Alternatively, if you run a web server, you can just check the log file.

      For the PHP challenged:

      $ip= getenv("REMOTE_ADDR"); echo "$ip";

    3. Re:Not if she's on dialup.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You heard of tk scripts?

      yeah, apparently not..

    4. Re:Not if she's on dialup.... by balog · · Score: 1

      ...ever heard of dyndns?

    5. Re:Not if she's on dialup.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can use a dyndns client to update each time her IP changes so that .dyndns.org points to her machine. Of course, if her problem is that she can't connect to the internet, your up shit creek.

    6. Re:Not if she's on dialup.... by Vantage13 · · Score: 1

      http://www.whatismyip.com works for me ;)

    7. Re:Not if she's on dialup.... by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      Bah, why complicate things so much needlessly? Why would you need anybody to type 'ifconfig' or anything? Just use a dynamic DNS server. Get yourmom.dynodns.net, and add a script to /etc/network/if-up.d (Debian, Mandrake was different I think) to update it. I just don't understand why people will do all this obscure stuff when it can be made transparent and invisible on a Linux box.

      And BTW, Windows isn't any easier, the alternative is running winipcfg. In Win2K as far as I know there's only ipconfig, which is a command line too. And don't forget that it might not work from Start/Run because the DOS box will close unless you configure it not to.

  59. Article ends at the beginning by mlas · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The original essay cited above ends with our protagonist having installed Debian for his Mom. I say, so what?

    If you want some real insight into why Mom isn't using Linux, first of all he should have made Mom do the install. He says:

    I felt like a chicken pecking my way through all the defaults until I finally had all the packages copied over (took about twenty minutes of installing to get to the point of a login prompt). A few more commands brought down security updates, the X Window System, as well as a few applications I knew my mom would need.

    Twenty minutes? How long would it have taken Mom? Pecking chicken? How many of those "pecks" were to answer arcane config questions that Mom wouldn't know the answer to? Command prompt? Please.

    This right here is the first reason Mom isn't using Linux.

    And even granting him that Mom might be happy on the new OS, I need to hear about her experiences in the new environment to have any opinion. Did she get any strange error messages? What happens when her friends give her programs she can't use? Can she find online help written in plain language to solve her own problems? (even today, these are questions that should be asked of any OS.) For a pro-Mom-on-Linux article, so strange that it ended without Mom using Linux! I hope there's a follow-up I'm missing, because that would contain the real answers to the title's question.

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    "Luck is the residue of design" --Branch Rickey
    1. Re:Article ends at the beginning by evilquaker · · Score: 1
      If you want some real insight into why Mom isn't using Linux, first of all he should have made Mom do the install.

      Why? My mom uses Windows... guess what... She didn't do the install. HP did it. 99.999999% of Windows users didn't install their OS.

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      To within half a percent, pi seconds is a nanocentury. -- Tom Duff
    2. Re:Article ends at the beginning by mlas · · Score: 2

      99.999999% of Windows users didn't install their OS.

      Yeah, but what percentage of Linux users did install their OS? My point is, the Mom here is metaphorical for the casual user, and Linux is not going to make inroads into those casual users until it is more convenient to use Linux than their default OS. Or until all the big OEMs start installing it. The amount of inconvenience the casual user will tolerate to switch is exactly zero.

      I'm not opposed to the idea-- the less Windows users the better. But this article is a Linux zealot talking about how he installed Linux for his Mom, without once mentioning how his Mom felt about it! She's the one we should be talking to-- and learning from.

      --
      "Luck is the residue of design" --Branch Rickey
    3. Re:Article ends at the beginning by Fjord · · Score: 2

      My point is, the Mom here is metaphorical for the casual user

      What? How can you possibly say that? Mom here is the metaphorical person (or people) that we are constantly acting as tech support for because we know computers and they don't. The article is asking why we haven't moved those people we support to linux because it is easier to support.

      --
      -no broken link
    4. Re:Article ends at the beginning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you want some real insight into why Mom isn't using Linux, first of all he should have made Mom do the install.

      Er, why? Every time I get dragged into reinstalling Windows _I_ do it, not my Mom (or Dad). Why should Linux require this special step when Windows doesn't?

  60. Mom is just reaching out. by jelwell · · Score: 2

    More likely your mother is "complaining" about her computer just to spend time with her son/daughter. And using your abilities as a technical guru as a way to breach conversations and contact with you. I know plenty of parents that do that.

    While it's great to think your mom will stop calling when they get Linux on their machine, that will never happen. They'll just think of something else to call you about. You can't get rid of mothers, they love you.
    Joseph Elwell.

  61. tell-tale lines in comments by Em+Emalb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So far I have read about 40 comments saying:

    "My Mom *does* run linux....cause I set it up for her."

    Exactly. She didn't do it, you did. And until that changes, the why doesn't my mom run linux argument won't change either.

    remember, this is a tech site, so of course your mom might run linux, if she is tech savvy or has a son or daughter that is and sets it up for them. Can you say that the majority of moms out there have tech savvy children? Probably not, and 's the issue.

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    1. Re:tell-tale lines in comments by ghostlibrary · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hi,

      "My Mom *does* run linux....cause I set it up for her."

      Do you prefer:

      "My Mom runs Windows... because the manufacturer set it up for her."

      I mean, that's the only real difference here, that one OS comes pre-installed by the manufacturers, and one OS comes pre-installed by the kin.

      To Mom, it's the same. It's not like Mom sat there flawlessly installing Windows XP or what have you.

      So if you're willing to put in Linux, go for it.

      (My Mom ran Windows, and had to reinstall, and just accepted that, after the reinstall, her printer and modem wouldn't work right. So I don't see "had to install" as a good step for any beginner!)

      --
      A.
    2. Re:tell-tale lines in comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Nor do most people install windows or MacOS without a geek on the phone or close by.

    3. Re:tell-tale lines in comments by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Ok, so how many moms (refering to the computer illiterate ones here not the geek moms) have ever installed windows themselves????? Most likly none.
      Its a factory installed deal, get over it.

    4. Re:tell-tale lines in comments by Hotrodder · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Bogus augument.

      I had to set up windows for her too. Hell I had to reinstall windows on many many friends computers too.

      Oh and my dad took his laptop to best buy and had them install XP for him.

      Normal people dont install windows, I guess windows is not ready for the desktop. :-)

    5. Re:tell-tale lines in comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When was the last time you saw Best Buy install Linux for someone?

    6. Re:tell-tale lines in comments by mstyne · · Score: 2

      And Moms that run Windows also installed/configured it? I think not. I think my mom's head would explode if I asked her to figure out fdisk...

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    7. Re:tell-tale lines in comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When was the last time you saw Best Buy install Linux for someone?

      Just a few weeks ago, actually. Your point is?

    8. Re:tell-tale lines in comments by glwtta · · Score: 2
      Can you say that the majority of moms out there have tech savvy children?

      Probably, kids are the ones that don't seem to have too much trouble with these obtuse, convoluted, mysterious and completely impossible to make any sense of, computer thingies.

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    9. Re:tell-tale lines in comments by FooBarWidget · · Score: 1

      How many people in this world can even install Windows?

    10. Re:tell-tale lines in comments by drpatt · · Score: 1

      There are several replies to your post about how Mom didn't set up Windows, either, so the argument is worthless.

      Strawman. There is more to a PC than installing the OS.

      Mom can add an app to her Windows PC by running down to Office Depot, coming home (or just downloading something from one of many shareware/PD/freeware sites) and shoving the CD in the drive. After the autorun kicks in, she just clicks Next...Next...Next and she's done. Surprise - the app name is even installed in the Start menu!

      Can she do that in Linux? Even if she finds an app on the Web she wants, and downloads the RPM (let's not even talk about compiling source), what can happen? Unsatisfied dependencies? Must log in as root to install? Assuming she gets past all of those, what will she do when she can't find the icon for that new app on the desktop or Start menu?

      How about a new CD burner? Do you really want to go there? I'm sure you're going to tell her to RTFM, right?

      So you want to make Mom dependent on you for everything? Sounds like the old *nix MIS department thinking.

    11. Re:tell-tale lines in comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A. Maybe most people *shouldnt* be installing software. So many windows PC's have SO much crap installed the machine takes 20 minutes just to boot

      B. Most people CANT figure out how to install software by sticking the CD in, and clicking next. I work at an ISP, and I know lots of people en.d up calling US for stupid crap like this.

      C. Ok, she can either be dependent on MS, and various pay-for computer service shops, or dependent on you (who can work off your lifetime debt to her for raising you) Which makes more sense. And eventually, if she wants to learn, she can.

      Simply put, MOST people are not qualified to administrate a PC, even their own. Windows tries to pretend administration is not required or that its automatic, and thats why people end up with dozens of systray items loading, left over device drivers, sixteen instances of their modem installed, apps improperly installed because they just deleted files instead of uninstalling, and in general a slow pile of hardware that ends up being of more use to various corporate interests tyhan their own.

      My wife uses linux on our machine at home (and she is not tech-savvy by any meaning of the word) She uses pine for email, and mozilla for browsing. The machine doesnt crash, it doesnt catch viruses. No, she didnt install it (I did), nor could she install Windows. Yes, she might be able to add apps to a Windows box, but there really isnt anything else she needs - and eventually, if enough moms and wives are using linux, then some of the Hoyles and company WILL start writinjg for linux..

  62. [on by] testing something, do not panic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thank you for your cooperation!

  63. Why aren't they? by delus10n0 · · Score: 1

    Maybe because Linux isn't a very good easy-to-use desktop OS yet. Granted, Windows isn't perfect, but right now I'd say it's leaps and bounds ahead of Linux. Also the fact that switching your mother from Windows to Linux means that whenever she gets new hardware or upgrades, she'll have to recompile her kernel with support for her new hardware. Gimme a break, like a newbie user will know how (or even want to) do that. Also the fact that she now can't run the same software she was using before.

    If your mother/family/grandparents/etc are calling you about computer problems, you should probably just upgrade them to WindowsXP or 2000. WindowsME and 98/95 have major issues of their own, and who can blame them? How old are they? Sheesh.

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  64. My mom does run linux... by yorgasor · · Score: 3, Interesting
    My mom is probably the least computer inclined person I've ever met. I have to tell her over and over how to do things, explaining them as simply as I possibly can. She doesn't deal well with change. I started her with a dual-boot system using mandrake, and she really liked all the games that came with it.

    Then around Christmas, she got some nasty virus and I had to reload her system. This time I decided she wasn't going to get any more virii, so I installed linux as the primary OS, and installed win4lin that she could use within linux as a crutch if she needed one. She previously did all of her email from netscape 4, so it was easy to switch her to netscape 6 on linux. I frequently evangelize all the benefits of linux, and warn her of the nasty things MS is trying to do to their customers, this helps keep the positive idea of her running linux.

    The funny thing is, she's had a lot fewer problems now. Her computer works more consistantly, and I haven't gotten a call for help for months. It was a little rocky at first as she tried to adapt to the changes, but I was able to log in remotely to inspect her system and diagnose any problems. Try doing that with Windows.

    All in all, she's quite happy with her system. She can use all the programs she's used to, her computer is a lot more stable, and she doesn't have to worry about virii.

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    1. Re:My mom does run linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but I was able to log in remotely to inspect her system and diagnose any problems. Try doing that with Windows.

      I've seen this mentioned a couple of times. It's called "Remote Assistance." It's like a combination of VNC (or PCAnywhere) with an instant messenger, except that it's fully usable over a low speed dialup. So yes, when my mother has a problem, she can IM me, send me a request, and then I can take over her mouse, and show her for her.

    2. Re:My mom does run linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > she doesn't have to worry about virii.

      The plural of 'virus' is 'viruses', not 'virii'.

    3. Re:My mom does run linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mom runs linux too...when I was visiting last christmas my parents wanted to connect to the internet with win95...but no install disks and annoying prompts for missing files. I had Red Hat 7.1 on hand and promptly installed it. For my computer illiterate mother it works fine for email and that wonderful invention 'the internet'.

  65. Actually... by nil_null · · Score: 1

    All my mom needs is a web browser and Yahoo Messenger, so I don't think she'd have much trouble running Linux if configured properly.

  66. That's nice and all but... by Sneaky_Jesus · · Score: 1

    It kind of requires the person upgrading the computer to know Linux inside and out. I don't and most of my friends don't either. Someone wanna donate a computer to me so I _can_ learn? hehe

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  67. What is "super"? by Idou · · Score: 0, Troll

    linux scrabble .22 seconds search at www.google.com:

    http://personal.riverusers.com/~thegrendel/softw ar e.html

    And think . . . some other mom who loves scrable is having the time of her life on a stable platform just because someone spent .22 seconds to search it up for her and then spent the time to set things up.

    Why don't you go to www.walmart.com and pay $300 (and probably dl Mandrake if you can't stand Lindows;) and get her an extra "scrabble" computer? That way you got nothing to lose.

    If you don`t do it . . . fine, it`s your life. But don`t blame Linux for your being too lazy . . . it took me less than a second to figure you out.

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    1. Re:What is "super"? by cuyler · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Did you check the link or just copy and paste?

      I may be an idiot (which is quite possible) but the link you found in an amazing 0.22 second (God your mom must be proud) is tools to help someone play scrabble. My mother doesn't want to increase her ability to play scrabble. She wants to play it. She wants to double click on the icon that is on the desktop (it's on the desktop since it's on of the three items ever used) and play scrabble.

      And the final note, whatever scrabble game you'd find for linux might the the most amazing thing in the world but it's missing one thing. It's not Hoyle. It doesn't matter.

      Another note: Linux games often (there are quite a few exception) don't look as good as their Windows counter parts. Find me a Linux Risk game that looks as good as Hasbro's Risk II (http://pc.ign.com/previews/13205.html is a good review).

      Think of it this way before getting your panties in a bunch -- someone may go into a car dealership and ask for a yellow honda civic, you being the prick you are tell them that statistically white cars get in fewer accidents (it's true btw). The customer would look at you, they don't give a fuck - they what a yellow car because it's cute - it looks good.

      > But don`t blame Linux for your being too lazy .

      I don't blame Linux, I use Linux myself. My father couldn't set it up though and even if he did he couldn't go into Future Shop and buy a decent card, board or word game for his Linux system. He doesn't spend hours on end on the internet. He uses as a tool, not as a replacement for the lack of girlfriend that so many people here do.

      Yeah, I guess you could consider me lazy - I could just write the scrabble game myself but I do have better things to do with my time. I'm not sure if many people (like yourself) get one thing. Most people use a computer like a TV. They don't want to build it from the ground up, they don't want to be a leet h4x0r. They use it for e-mail, a couple simple games and likely shut it off when not in use (so uptime as a penis measuring contest is pointless). The rest of the time these people are doing other things...going out with friends (not to LAN parties), raising their kids, going to their jobs or possibly reading a good book.

      Thanks for the comment though...

    2. Re:What is "super"? by kingkade · · Score: 1

      excellent points, i'm running a slack box now but my dad can barely connect to the internet with w98 let alone figure out what happened when the latest nvidia drivers lock up x calling for a nice cold reboot...
      linux is for us nerds and an alternative platform for a server. It IS an alternative for a desktop just not as good as windows b/c of support (yes i've tried mandrake and they unfortunately make it a practice to have a distro with everything but the kitchen sink that has a but load of buggy progs overshadowing the good stuff)...and alot of that is due to either it being supported for free and MS's dominance...

    3. Re:What is "super"? by jester · · Score: 0

      Agree with the points about the look of games, just fyi there IS a scrabble game for Linux ... xscrabble http://www.sslug.dk/linuxbog/applikationer/bog/xsc rabble.html

      Hope it is useful

  68. my mom uses Linux.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My mom prefers KDE, and KDE's patience is plenty good for her gaming needs, internet & email by mozilla, multimedia by XMMS & realplayer, of course i do all the system admin work for her, she does not need root access and i don't run with root access unless i am doing something that requires it...

    HappyTrails :)

    1. Re:my mom uses Linux.... by einhverfr · · Score: 2

      So does my mom. StarOffice 5.2, GNOME, Mozilla, KMail, etc. Incidently she doesn't play games on it but she does the accounting for her home business (as a violin instructor).

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  69. More users = good by teapot · · Score: 1

    Most moms got windows preinstalled. Anyway, any new user leads to a larger market and interest in Linux. So, its actually just like making people you know join a club. Even if they didn't come completely by themselves, they DO make the club larger. Also, new users lead to demand for programs that linux may miss, eg. as one noted, a greeting-card maker.

    So, even if the way may be wrong, the outcome is good. So, first mom, then your moms friend. Then you start up a company installing and supporting linux, preferably hooked up with som DSL-provider ;)

  70. mom??? hell! my grandma runs linux! by jiminy · · Score: 1

    what i've found is that with the elderly who have no knowledge of computers at all (ie: my grandma)it's just as easy, if not easier, to teach them linux in the first place for several reasons:

    1. much more stable

    2. more eye candy (the computer illiterate LOOOVE that eye candy...

    3. basically all the elderly do on a computer is putter around on the internet, check email, and play simple games...all of these are just as easy to teach for the first time on linux as windows

    4. no more of those "my computer's broken" housecalls....hehehe....remote admin is GOD!

    thus, the reason my grandma runs linux };->

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  71. My mom doens't run linux either by MasterVidBoi · · Score: 1

    She prefers OpenBSD at work, and OS X at home. Last night we had a nice little chat about proving SOAP services through apache.

    /me wonders why he's getting nasty glares from a quarter million slashdot readers
  72. they are not ready for linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "my computer is running out of virtual memory"

    that's a pretty tech-savvy mother, assuming you're not fabricating this quotation to support the idea that linux's efficiency makes it ideal as a desktop OS despite it's glaring usability problems.

    linux is too fucking hard for mothers, that's why. mothers don't need super stability and speed when all they're running (at most) is word, excel, IE or AOL, windows media player, and Epson/HP/blah Scanning Thingy (and all of this is very unlikely). they don't push the envelope of multitasking, they don't run 3d games, compile software, run servers, render 3d animations, set up networks or beowulf clusters. they type reports, emails, spreadsheets and send a photo or two, maybe install an application every once in a while. what OS achieves such integrated simplicity better than XP? certainly not linux, where one must go into rpm or lib insanity when installing applications. then there's the durability of windows. you can pull the plug on a computer starting up windows xp and when you turn it back on, it'll be fine. the same goes with when windows xp is running. with linux, be prepared to reinstall unless you're god. the microsoft office applications also have excellent document crash recovery tools unlike any linux counterparts. what to do when she accidentally presses the power button in linux?

    face the facts, linux is not ready for the masses.

  73. Most /.ers Don't Use It by Inexile2002 · · Score: 1

    I love this. How many people are reading this through Internet Explorer? Why aren't our mom's using Linux? Mostly because they love us. Too many would have to publicly proclaim from the rooftops:

    "My mom uses Linux and I read /. through IE!"

    If she really loved you, she wouldn't put you through that and suffer M$.

  74. Remote support by Alien+Being · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When my friend told me he was ready to get his first computer (he's 50), I set him up with Windows. I'm heavily biased towards *nix, but at the time, we were interested in an online racing game that was Windows only. Vnc for windows came in real handy for showing him how to navigate usenet, manage email, etc.

    After about 10 months, his computer was infected with spyware, broken media players, fubar registry entries and the like.

    I reinstalled his Windows, added Mandrake 8.2 and showed him the ropes via x0rfbserver the same way i had done with Windows. No big deal. He had Windows. Now he's got both. He uses Linux.

    Without the remote desktop function it would have been a nightmare to give good instructions for either OS.

  75. Re:Mom? Linux? HAH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am sure your Mom would be able to build a kernel module, install a rpm package etc, if she felt it was necessary. Why am I so sure? I am a Mom and linux is just fine for me

  76. simple answer. by archen · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Why Aren't our moms running Linux?

    Easy, because we don't want to hear about our moms getting rooted. That's why.

    1. Re:simple answer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to be Australian! ;)

    2. Re:simple answer. by archen · · Score: 1

      Judging by how i was modded as flaimbait, I guess no one else around here is. Only karma, and I just had to say it =)

  77. Because linux is hard to use by Dokushoka · · Score: 1

    nuff said

  78. my mother runs Linux by danny · · Score: 2
    It helps that she and her partner live in the same house, of course, but almost all the support queries come when he reboots into Windows 3.1 (to run WordPerfect for a book he's finishing off).

    They use Mozilla for both web browsing and email, and AbiWord for simple word-processing. That all runs just fast enough with GNOME, on an old 166Mhz Cyrix box with 64MB of memory. This setup does 95% of what they want, and if I can get the printer working it will probably be 98%.

    Danny.

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  79. And . . . by Idou · · Score: 1

    Oh well.....who was it that said "GUIs are like diapers - everyone grows out of them eventually

    Eventually . . . they grow back into them . . . diapers, that is.

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  80. My mom uses linux by jjshoe · · Score: 2, Interesting
    My mom learned how to use linux much like the way many people learned how to swim.

    someone threw me into the pool, and it was either swim, or sink. and since im still here typing...

    the point is my father did his bi weekly toast of windows and never botherd to put it back on. he runs redhat 7.2 on his dual proccesor p3 machine. he's got 10 uw-scsi2 drives in a software raid.

    do you want to guess who 'breaks' the machine more? my mother or my father? same person as always, my father, the unix systems administration man. now i know there are some key differences but still....

    my mother checks her email(netscape 6.2) she helps us kids with our resumes (soffice 5.2) she does powerpoint presentations (soffice again) she prints with the hp printer(812). browses the web with a cable connection quite efficently. my mother is by no means a pro. i dont think she (even if she had permission to) could install an rpm not to mention she NEVER touches the console.(before i forget she uses gnome)

    the two big things that stick out in my mind.. the only time she has a problem is when the cable service cuts out.. (cable co problem) and she has never, ever said "Linux doesnt work for me because it doesnt look as pretty as windows"

    linux works for my mother and thats all she cares about.

    enough cop outs about the way it looks, most old people care about functionality, they want to do this this and this, they dont care how, as long as its simple and stable. My father just happens to have it setup that way.

    so all your windows users are going ha! she has to have it setup this way! now how many of your parents and grandparents ask you to show them how to do this that and the other thing? all of them! so why not just make the process more stable?

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  81. Easy answer by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 1

    My mom's not running Linux because my mom has a Mac

    Seriously, for the first six months that she had her Performa, she would turn it on, launch Word and write her correspondence, (actual quote: "That spell-check thing is pretty handy!") print it out, and turn it off. When one of my sisters was cleaning up the hard drive, she asked "So where do you save your letters?" My mom said "Why on earth would I want to do that? I've already printed them and mailed them!"

    So "All Our Moms" won't ever be running the same thing -- they don't all want the same thing!

  82. Because my mom is visually impared by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

    She would kick my ass if I tried to make her look at the fonts on Linux...

  83. Moms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give me a break. You linux geek freaks whine about proselytizing Christians, then manage to sound even more fanatical and overbearing.

    Mom's don't use Linux because it breaks, it's *not* stable without some pretty in-depth knowledge, few users will help (it's true), you can't play games, and because WINDOWS CAME LOADED ON THE COMPUTER.

    Any more questions?

    1. Re:Moms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a roid!

  84. My mom does! by Dwonis · · Score: 2
    In fact, my entire family "runs" Linux, because I maintain the machines. The computers in my house also run Windows partitions, but they are expendable and when they break, I fix them when I get a round tuit -- which usually takes a few weeks. My family doesn't seem to care too much, because they use Linux for all the important stuff anyway.

    The trick to having your mom run Linux is to maintain her machine yourself. Of course, it depends on what your mom wants to run. My family isn't really big on the popular computer games, so CrossOver covers almost all of our Windows needs anyway. YRMV.

  85. Faulty assumption here by oGMo · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Exactly. She didn't do it, you did. And until that changes, the why doesn't my mom run linux argument won't change either.

    You assume that she would be using a computer at all if I hadn't set one up for her. She only uses it because I made it do exactly what she wants, and she has someone to complain to when it stops doing what she wants. If I'm the one setting it up anyway, why should I use anything else? I'm sure that goes for lots of people here.

    I know plenty of families who also go out, buy a computer, and use it as an expensive paperweight, simply because they don't really know how to use it or make it work for them. If I set up Linux for these people, does it "not count" because they didn't set it up?

    Can you say that the majority of moms out there have tech savvy children? Probably not, and 's the issue.

    OK, first the issue was that I was tech-savvy, now the issue is that lots of people aren't?

    In any case, people should be tech savvy. Hello, you're all living in a technological world, and it's just going to keep getting more technological (barring natural disaster or war). Ignorance is not OK, folks. Just because you don't know how do use a computer doesn't mean you can't learn. It especially does not mean that you shouldn't have to learn.

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  86. HAH! Yo Mama by Idou · · Score: 1

    Yo mama's so dumb that she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said "airport left." So she turned around and went home.

    You were asking for it . . .

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  87. Re:Mom? Linux? HAH! by flacco · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    Look, my mom has trouble with Excel. You think she'd be able to run Linux? You think she'd be able to build a kernel module? Even install an RPM package?

    For that kind of user, I'm not sure that Linux with an install utility like Ximian Red Carpet is any more complicated than Windows. People who don't like dicking around with computer stuff are probably *good* candidates for modern Linux distributions.

    My wife - a very bright woman who completed her university degree in Finance before her 20th birthday - uses spreadsheets like this: She enters the data into columns, performs the calculations by hand or with a calculator, and then enters the result in the appropriate cell.

    Yes, I think it's crazy too - but she just doesn't like (or trust) computers. She's just as happy with Linux as she was with Windows - which isn't very happy, but the point is that Linux is not necessarily a step down in usability for non-geeks.

    Kind of an opposite case for my mom - she spends all her time on her Windows PC, in various gardening and photograpy forums, playing Freecell for ridiculously long stretches of time, etc.

    But until recently, every time I would visit, I'd end up spending half an hour fixing things, removing virii, and generally un-fucking up her computer. (I say "until recently" because, thankfully, she has a friend nearby to deal with that stuff). And, I discovered the reason I hadn't heard from her for a few weeks was because Outlook Express got so fucked up she could no longer even send or receive mail. There have been so many occasions that she's told me a Windows tale of woe, and I've told her that I'm sympathetic, but that I just don't have those kinds of problems on Linux.

    I'm not sure she's ready for a change yet - she faces the same inertia problem that so many countless others face wrt their Windows use; but someday, I'll introduce her to Linux. I'll have to set it up, spend a day with her showing her how to use stuff, show her how to get more software, and so on. But after that I (and her Windows-helper friend) will probably have drastically less work to do keeping that PC going.

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  88. Probably Because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux applications I've used have a tendency to core dump a lot. Especially programs that haven't been around very long. Also Linux seems to lockup sometimes for no apparent reason. And please don't give me shit like it's my hardware. This is on two different boxes that are supported. In the ILM interview the project leader said that he would come in to work with as many as 30% of the Linux boxes locked up. Thankfully it has improved a bit. It simply isn't ready yet. Maybe in 3 or 4 years.

  89. Stupid question. by exceed · · Score: 2

    What kind of a dumb question is this? If your mom claims her computer is 'broken' on a Windows machine, how do you think she's going to understand the more complicated world of Linux?

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    1. Re:Stupid question. by dmaxwell · · Score: 2

      When it breaks, she won't be fixing it in either case. Since we're knowledgable and will be setting it up for them then lets opt for the system that may well be harder to set up but breaks less once it is.

  90. I'd put Linux on my mom's computer... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

    ...if I wanted her to call me more often.

    "Son? What's this seashell thing?"

    "Son? What's with all these programs that begin with K?"

    "I keep typing soundconfig but nothing happens.... what do you mean it's spelled 'snd'?"

    "What are all these progs that begin with K? Err why do 6 of them do the same thing? Okay... okay.. whatever..."

    "Your sister wants you to bring a new a game over.... that's it? Are you serious? Why did you give this to me then?"

    Heh.

  91. ROOT PASSWORDS by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 2

    With Konqueror, if you click a link the KDE rpm package manager installs it for you.

    Funny, mine ALWAYS prompts me for a stupid 'root password'. I can't do anything productive with the system without constantly rekeying the root password, yet Lunix dogmatics would either laugh at you or verbally abuse you if you simply ran a desktop session as root the entire time.

    Sorry, it's still not that easy.

    1. Re:ROOT PASSWORDS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A password? That's all it takes to make a system too hard for you to use?

      Bite me.

    2. Re:ROOT PASSWORDS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worse still, it asks me for the root password in a terminal window! (Mandrake 8.2) Surely a dialog box would be better.

    3. Re:ROOT PASSWORDS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. It's much better to use an OS that doesn't ask you for some kind of authorization before doing something that might wreck the system.

      It makes life SOOOO much easier for worm writers and 'leet |raxorz.

      You're a tool.

  92. Don't even try! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your mom is having trouble with Windows, just wait for all the calls when you install Linux! Seriously, you don't want to go there. (This is experience speaking.)

  93. Anyone sent an email to jamie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. Maybe he will be compassionate and let you trolls post 3 times a day

  94. My mom and dad use OS X... by dadman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    on iBooks and WLAN, no string attached, and the base station do ADSL to the ISP. Though sometimes apps do suddenly quit themselves, the iBooks were never rebooted (except during those upgrade moments).

    The tech support issues with Windoze are too big a workload for me as a free consultant, Linux on the other hand is too user-unfriendly for a layman. I have tried to give them Gnome on Linux, but they did end up only able to use Netscape and not even a decent mail app with consistency UI is availbale, you could call them stupid but they are old! So Linux is out of the question.

    Now they are happy to use the Macs and are able to use quite a few apps and even to produce their own travel documentaries on video (only that their iBooks can't burn DVDs :-(

    We are all impressed on what the Macs are capable to bring to these old folks when they hardly known what a CPU is and can't make sense of the difference between a harddisk and their favorite Pink Floyd CD (because I have the CD saved to MP3 on their hd, and that confused them so much :-))

    Not to mention I don't have to troubleshoot over the phone with a 90 years old fustrated woman.

    Not that the Macs are perfect, there are still a lot of room to improve especially on speech recognition and user-friendliness, but current, if you need stability plus user-friendliness (perhaps also multilingual 'coz my dad and mom also use Chinese), Mac (OS X, NOT OS9! )is almost the only choice.

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    1. Re:My mom and dad use OS X... by geekoid · · Score: 2

      "you could call them stupid but they are old! "

      Whats one got to do with the other?
      Stupid is stupid, it infects the old and young alike.

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  95. Great idea, but there are even better reasons by tsmoke · · Score: 0

    The real value of getting linux to work on desktops is not just that the system is more stable, it's that it is easy for you to ssh into your moms computer and fix whatever problem she is having.

    If she can't figure out why mozilla isn't loading, ssh into her box and figure it out. If her box needs upgrading, ssh in and fix it. Etc.

    There are utils available for doing this with Windows boxen I hear. But using gentoo, debian, RH or whatever one gets the power of package management, security and so forth.

    So Linux is not only great for maintaining stable and strong computers for the non-tech-literate (Mom) but it's also easier for the sysadmin (Son) to maintain!

  96. One reason, often overlooked by Y-Crate · · Score: 2

    I will often see Linux posts go something like this:

    "My Mom/Grandma/Dad/Uncle now uses Linux, I set it all up for her/him, and she has icons for this, this and this"

    Great, you are obviously capable of setting up a nice Linux setup, but your Mom is now dependant on you for everything regarding the way things are set up, all the way down to the software installed. Now, I wouldn't expect most inexperienced users to be tinkering with their setups - most shouldn't. But putting a user down in front of their machine and giving them virtually no control over anything, is a bit bothersome to me.

    Having someone rely on you for every single configuration issue is not what I would consider polite, or something that will improve the fortunes of Linux or whatever.

    You may use Linux because it works for you. Giving someone a Linux setup that they haven't the most basic understanding of is just boosting your own ego. "Look at MY platform. Even MY MOM can use it."

    God forbid she want to install a simple Solitare program on her own.

    Install a new piece of hardware (Inexperienced users may not be tweaking their config files, but they _do_ love their peripherals).

    Or anything else.

    They shouldn't have to rely on someone else for everything. Lots of inexperienced users figure things out on their own, sometimes with hillarious or disasterous results, but they do, because they want to learn, or at least be able to have a mesure of control over their own system.

  97. My mom doesn't because... by jht · · Score: 2

    She has an old iMac running MacOS 9.1. It works, it's stable, and it's virus-free (she gloats about that to her Wintel friends all the time). She's a reasonably competent user and wonders why anyone ever uses Windows. She hates it.

    And she is seriously considering a flat-panel iMac because she thinks they look cool and she likes OS X.

    So she's got no interest at all in running Linux, but she's not a Windows drone by any means. And at least MacOS X is a Unix at heart. She won't be hanging around the CLI like I do, but she'll be a Unix user soon enough.

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  98. So don't go with Debian. by paine+in+the+ass · · Score: 1

    Last time I fiddled with a Mandrake release, its install program basically consisted of "OK, do you know what you're doing? You don't? OK, then, why don't you go have a cup of tea and come back later. I'll deal with this."

    Not what I want for my own installs, but nice for the Moms of the world, isn't it?

  99. My Mom's running *AOL* on Linux by ChrisCampbell47 · · Score: 2
    My Mom's running the [discontinued] Gateway Connected Touchpad, which runs some Linux distro (Midori, I think) and then an AOL client on top of that. So not only is she running Linux, she's running it on a Transmeta CPU.

    I had no interest in trying to support a Windows PeeCee from 800 miles away, so I spent the bucks on the [overpriced] touchpad. I think it was worth it, because the damn thing just works, day after day, and I don't have to worry about Outlook viruses, IE security holes, or *shudder* Windows Update.

  100. You people are totally fucking fooling yourselves. by blair1q · · Score: 2

    There is no way that anyone with the computing skills of your mom (i.e., none) can hope to get Linux into a state where they can do anything they consider useful with it.

    Not without copious outside assistance and an assurance that if they type the wrong thing they'll only destroy their own computer.

    --Blair

  101. Greeting Card makers, anyone?? by King_TJ · · Score: 2

    Honestly, the lack of certain kinds of software for Linux has kept me from setting it up on my parents' PC.

    1. My mom, like most mothers I know, is very interested in creating greeting cards and thank-you notes on a color inkjet printer. I have yet to see a single greeting-card maker program for Linux. (Did anyone ever write one of these yet? Maybe sort of a Broderbund "Print Shop" clone, even?) Even if a free open-source card-maker is available, what kind of card artwork comes with it? For under $25, you can buy one of several Windows-based greeting card programs that come with a CD full of commercially-designed cards from respected companies like Hallmark or American Greetings. I'm not sure some Linux guru is going to be able to match that artistic quality in his/her spare time as a freeware project....

    2. My folks also do a lot of family research. So far, I haven't seen a single package better than Broderbund's "Family Tree Maker" for their needs. Again, this puppy isn't available in a Linux version. I'm sure Linux has a number of geneology packages for it - but honestly, I don't think any are as user-friendly or comprehensive as "Family Tree Maker".

    3. There's a real lack of children's educational software for Linux. I have yet to see any commercial Linux offerings from any of the people who own the rights to the characters children like and relate to. (Disney learning titles, Dr. Seuss, the Bernstein Bears, Sesame Street, etc.) My parents want their youngest child to be able to play learning games on their PC sometimes, and expect it to handle whatever discount title they pick up at the local Best Buy store.

    StarOffice and KDE/Gnome + internet apps are a teriffic "core" -- but until some of these other software gaps get filled, Linux isn't ready for many "family PCs".

    1. Re:Greeting Card makers, anyone?? by Roanna · · Score: 1

      http://shopping.corbis.com

      They are web based. Just tell it you want to print the card rather than send it via email (You have to put in email addresses first but they
      can be fakes). There are thousands of images to choose from and you do have to write your own message. The image quality is superb and the printed cards fit nicely in standard business size envelopes. They don't look like storebought greeting cards but they cover only one side of an 8" x 11" piece of paper so there's not tricky folding and they don't require card stock.

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  102. go halfway by g4dget · · Score: 2
    I found my mother had no problems using Linux, but it was difficult for her to get things like DSL service, non-technical books at various levels, and peripherals.

    So, she now has a Mac running OSX. It's roughly as stable as Linux. It's about as easy to use as Gnome or KDE (not worse but not better either), and a lot nicer than Windows. If there is one thing that's worse it's that my mother finds a lot less software for the Mac that she likes than for Linux.

    On the other hand, she can now go out and buy a piece of hardware or software, asking for something that is "Mac OSX compatible" and she can get books that are aimed at non-technical users. Also, the Apple brand name stands for pretty consistently decent hardware, whereas with PCs, finding good hardware is a gamble even if you buy a brand name.

    So, consider getting your mother a Macintosh. Technically, it is really no better and no worse than Linux, but Apple's market presence and the support infrastructure around it makes it useful for non-technical users. As long as they remain mostly UNIX/Linux-compatible and don't do something really stupid in their relationship with the open source community, I think they are a decent choice.

  103. There's one major reason.... by Zspdude · · Score: 1
    When something goes wrong...

    Most of the posts I've read on this and similar stories go something like "I set up a Mandrake/SuSe box running KDE 3.0 for them and it looks just they're used to. They can surf the web with mozilla and do e-mail with Kmail. They love OpenOffice.org and they can do all the things that they did with Windows." Don't get me wrong. It's possible to set up a Linux box that is user friendly and has GUIs that hide all the scary geek stuff beneath. It's as soon as something goes wrong that Moms don't like Linux.

    When something goes wrong with Windows, it's nothing out of the ordinary. People are used to that. Hey, Moms are cozy and comfortable with that. They know what to do, just reboot. If it's serious they call in the /.er of the family. But when something goes wrong with Linux, that's when it's scary.

    I like linux. I'm still new to it, and I find tons of problems when I try to do something I don't know how to. I have to RTM and the Howto and the Readme before I finally learn how to go about it, and then there are all the unexpected problems along the way. For me it's a challenge that I'm often happy to tackle. For a Mom, when they try to do something and they can't, or they create a problem or something just goes wrong, it isn't a challenge. It's a problem and it makes them wish for something familiar.

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  104. Leave an icon to this script on her desktop... by dmaxwell · · Score: 3, Informative

    /sbin/ifconfig|grep "inet addr">/tmp/ipoutput
    gdialog --textbox /tmp/ipoutput 5 70
    rm /tmp/ipoutput

    # End of script

    Then you say "Mom just read what it says on the screen......"

    Of course if her problem is getting online in the first place then this will be less than helpful. Be sure you set that up correctly!

    Oh yeah, install gdialog while you're at it.

    I know; I know; it's very quick and verrrry dirty but I'm not going to play with sed to make it look pretty just so I get an extra karma point. :-)

    ps. The lameness filter screws it up if I put in the #!/bin/bash like I'm supposed to. Grrrrr!

  105. Wake the heck UP, people by feldsteins · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Let's all admit right off the bat that Linux has very little desktop presence.

    Let's further admit right up front that it's slow penetration into this area isn't due to price.

    We might discuss reasons like the evil business practices of Microsoft. We all know how they have in the past used every legal and some illigal means of preventing OEMs from bundling competitors software. I think we all understand the implications for Linux in regards to those business practices.

    But still. Don't you think there is another reason why Linux has very little presence on the deskop? It's just plain not fit for consumer...well, consumer consumption. It's just not good enough in that regard. At least not yet.

    Having arrived at this conclusion, I ask myself "why?" One very important answer comes to mind: Linux developers and users (and there's hardly a difference, really) don't want it to become a consumer-ized product. They want, rather, the consumer to become a Linux-nerd. Think I'm exaggerating? A prime example can be had in a comment just a few inches above this one - "GUIs are like diapers - everyone outgrows them eventually."

    It is this sentiment that is preventing Linux from moving into the deskop market. Gates' sly dealings with OEMs notwithstanding...I think it's time to admit some of the problem is Linux itself. And the responsibility for that lies squarely at the feet of it's developers.

    I've made this prediction time and time again in these forums and here I go one more time - "One day someone will make a Linux distro that truly is consumer-oriented. That distro will be universally hated by the existing Linux community."

    Linux will be forever a server OS and a geek-toy until and unless this changes.

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    1. Re:Wake the heck UP, people by glwtta · · Score: 2
      don't want it to become a consumer-ized product. They want, rather, the consumer to become a Linux-nerd

      the former is true for a lot of people - for the same ones, the latter is not (basically, these are the people who like linux, and could care less about "the consumer")

      That distro will be universally hated by the existing Linux community.

      that's very true, and for that reason most of those people will use a different distro, same reason I don't use Mandrake now; I don't quite see the revelation here.

      Linux will be forever a server OS and a geek-toy until and unless this changes.

      Why is it that an OS that most people use only for web, email and playing Yahoo games is somehow the "real" OS, while what I (and many others) use for software development (for example) is a "toy"?

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    2. Re:Wake the heck UP, people by seven89 · · Score: 1
      I've made this prediction time and time again in these forums and here I go one more time - "One day someone will make a Linux distro that truly is consumer-oriented. That distro will be universally hated by the existing Linux community."

      I would not personally use such a system, but I would not "hate" it either. In fact, I would applaud such a development.

      Meanwhile, doing installs and being the "tech support person" for family and friends will help increase the non-technically oriented user base of Linux, and also provide Linux experts with direct experience with ordinary problems and issues faced by non-experts. Both of those factors will help bring about a "truly consumer-oriented" system.

  106. Reasons aplenty. by beanfeast · · Score: 1

    Mother early 70s, father late 60s. Mother never used a computer in her life. Father last used a computer when it was essential you knew octal. They have been using NT4.0 on a Celeron for 2 years now. They have had 1 blue screen and 1 virus in two years. I get perhaps one application support call every couple of months.

    When they initally requested a PC I thought about installing Linux on it, but discarded that thought PDQ; reasons below.

    Their requirements are limited: Office, printing, e-mail and browsing and an occaisional bespoke app. Stability will not be an issue on such a simple NT4.0 machine.

    They live in a rather under-populated part of Wales. If something goes wrong with their PC and they need to get help, the nearest places offering support are a rather poor quality independent retailer with no experience of Linux and Dixons!

    Once a week they travel to a sixth form college that runs computer courses for the general public. Needless to say these are aimed at Windows users and cover the use of Office applications. If they have problems with their PC their tutor is familiar with Windows and can offer advice. If they were using Linux there would be no such courses to help them. An interesting additional side-effect is that these courses have become part of their social life and they look upon them as a form of entertainment as well as a source of education.

    All of their friends are using Windows. They have on occaision picked up tips from them. If they were using Linux they would have no such local peer support.

    My father does work for the local national park and other environmentally active organisations. These organisations develop their own software for certain projects - erosion monitoring, biodiversity monitoring and footpath maintenance - and it is, without fail, only available to run under Windows.

    The local newsagents stock a plethora of Windows orientated magazines aimed at all levels of PC user, but not a single Linux title.

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  107. I risked no sex. by dmaxwell · · Score: 2

    I told my wife: "Windows is something they torture me with at work and I'm not putting up with it here. You want Windows? That's fine but when it breaks I'm not fixing it." To her credit, she is intelligent enough to grasp the concept of things like "spyware", "EULA", "copy prevention" and be offended by them. It really wasn't a hard sell. We run Debian now.

    She complained about the spams we've been getting lately so I added Spamassassin to the machine. That won a few points for me too.

    1. Re:I risked no sex. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real question is: are you now getting sex?

  108. Re:Mom? Linux? HAH! by jred · · Score: 2

    Interestingly, though I meant for this argument to be pro-Linux, it looks a lot more pro-Mac. :) Linux window managers should stop emulating MS Windows so damned much. I use the command line, and the computer semi-illiterate don't know how to use MS Windows anyway.

    You know, that's a really good point. I've been lusting after a mac, but just can't afford one (to the specs I would want). Currently I'm running Mandrake w/ KDE, but I'm really not completely satisfied with it. And the main reason I want a Mac is for the OS. If there was a distro (or whatever) that mimics MacOSX, I'd use it in a heartbeat.

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  109. my mom runs it, and *she* asked for it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    October 2001, my mother asked me to build her a Linux system. I tried to talk her out of it, explaining that she'd have to re-learn how to use it. Her response? "If I can learn Windows, I can learn Linux." I explained that I wouldn't be able to fix it if it got messed up (I lived in a different state at the time). Her response to this one was, "I know it won't mess up as much as Windows does."

    She got a Mandrake box for Christmas.

  110. Yup, will definitely try this. by balog · · Score: 1

    I mean, come on, how can someone fuck up a desktop with only a fluxbox menu showing "web browser" "word processor" "shut down computer" and "my documents" ...

    and of course, dyndns so i can do support with ssh if needed, browser - mozilla, openoffice for word processing (don't think i can get my parents to use TeX yet ;)) and perhaps some kind of im so they can reach me if online.

  111. Adopot-A-Gnubie! by qwerpoiu · · Score: 1

    There have been a lot of posts about how many /.er's moms ARE running GNU/Linux, but they have geeks to support them over email, telephone, and SSH. The avererage mom, or computer user for that matter, doesn't.

    An idea came to me: What if GNU/Linux geeks "adopted" about five gnubies to support? They could use SSH, chat, or maybe even telephone, helping gnubies! And when the "adopted" gnubies got good enough, they would no longer need help, and might even help others. A chain reaction to help the widespread use of free software? That'd be cool.

  112. My mother and I both run Windows 98 by Roanna · · Score: 1

    Both of our computers work well. Of course my mother who got her computer from the Chasids down on Central Avenue has a sweet machine. I 233mhz pentium (1 or 2). Mine is a 200mhz Pentium I ordered from Gateway.

    She is a way more conservative user than I am, no heavy duty web surfing, fewer greeting cards, much less pop up infested crap, fewer spam pits to dodge though she did fall into Send4Fun. I keep a three ring circus going on this machine. Still Adaware run several weeks ago revealed only a handful of cookies. I'll be running it three or four times a year. I also use web based email (I avoid Outlook like the plague) that does NOT open attachments, and I see a ton of infected mail. I run virus protection software on this machine as well. I have yet to see it detect a virus. Crap avoidance takes a pair of sharp eyes. I think my mother has those.

    My mother seems even better at repelling crap than I am. Arthritis in her shoulder is partly to blame. She cacn't do heavy duty online time. She had a color printer but decided that since the black ink that was all in one cartridge with the colors used up first, to switch it only to black. Arghhhhh..... She loves doing her taxes on her machine and online banking.

    I told her my machine was for fun and not for
    ugly money things like this. We are so philosophically apart on how to use our machines that I would make one heck of a poor support person.

    My mother's computer support came through colleagues at work when she was working and more
    recently through her boyfriend and through people she meets when she volunteers to do taxes. My mother loves machines and all things practical so her computer works and is well cared for. I'm a social butterfly whose been around the block a few times so my machine is also well cared for.

    I just wish my mother would learn that sometimes it's better to pay market price and get good service. She has a time limited ISP and is thinking she's getting a bargain. For a few dollars more, I told her she can get all she can eat internet and on very good backbone. In the Northeast my provider rents some of the finest lines I've ever used.

    Of course my mother got all those cheap phone deals and now has four bankrupt phone companies. I am glad I didn't install anything for my mother. All we'd do is fight over support issues. Let her boyfriend handle it, and we all love our PC's. They love us back.

    Now if any one can tell me how to teach a mother to learn html. My mother would be superb at it, so would my dad for that matter.

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  113. The day my mom or dad uses AOL.. by Indy1 · · Score: 2

    is the day i pack them off to the local Lizard Ranch (aka retirement home). I despise AOL with a passion. Between the credit card fraud they inflict on their customers (aka billing after an account is canceled), their cynical marketing of AOL as a child safe isp when in fact AOL is the one of the largest child molester in existance. Any self respecting geek should forbid family members from using AOL.

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  114. Or in my case, Dad bought a Sidewinder joystick by shutton · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It only took four calls to get that installed. And now that he has MS Flight Combat Simulator, all hope of installing Linux on my parents' overpowered machine have gone up with the proverbial blue smoke.

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  115. Devil vs. Penguin... by josh+crawley · · Score: 2

    Let's see. My money's on the devil.

    1. Re:Devil vs. Penguin... by josh+crawley · · Score: 2

      They've fucked with slashcode again.

      It was: My money's on the devil.

    2. Re:Devil vs. Penguin... by josh+crawley · · Score: 2

      www.jirc.com --- Who's j00r daddy?

      DAMN JANITORS

    3. Re:Devil vs. Penguin... by 5lash · · Score: 1

      Um, last time i looked i thought jIRC was a Java IRC client...

  116. New Slogan by BlindSpot · · Score: 1

    Linux: It's not your mother's OS.

  117. Buy 'em a Mac; they won't call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been buying Macs for my folks for 15 years. They never call. Must be working.

  118. Still more effort than is needed by TFloore · · Score: 3, Informative

    Why even do that much?

    Use one of those nice temp dns services, and you just ssh to mymom.dyndns.org or something like that. Check out www.dyndns.org and see what they offer.

    Set up a script on the linux box that updates the dyndns entry every time it connects, and you don't even have to ask mom to read anything off the screen. And you don't ahve to worry about your own typos when she reads the numbers out either.

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  119. Because females are technically illiterate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Why aren't all our moms running linux?

    Because moms are female, and females tend to be tech handicapped.

    They can't change tires, fix computers, repair plumbing, etc, etc...

    That's the way it is.

    Get used to it.

    1. Re:Because females are technically illiterate by arielb · · Score: 0

      my mother probably knows more about computers than you will ever dream of. And no she doesn't need a GUI

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  120. The only hope is Wal-Mart by Animats · · Score: 2
    If the Linux crowd ever gets usability right, it will be be because some hardass buyer at Wal-Mart HQ in Bentonville, Arkansas tells Red Hat's sales rep "If you want to sell this thing through Wal-Mart, you have to make it work out of the box for our customers."

    This is quite possible, especially for a pre-installed system sold through a mass-market retailer. You know what the hardware is, and add-ons will be USB or FireWire. Few users will ever open the box. That's all you really have to support in those low-end Linux boxes.

  121. Why my mom isnt running linux? Two words by jimmu · · Score: 1

    Microsoft Office.
    She's a professor at a univeristy, and as such, frequently writes proposals, grants, papers, et cetera. Since the entire department uses Word for papers and Power Point for presentations, she's stuck.
    I figure that i could easily switch her over to linux given the chance. I get at least 5 phone calls a week for some type of computer related problems just for windows, so any support i would have to do for linux would be more or less equivalent.

    Unfortunatley, because of the lack of a really good, 100% compatable office suite for linux, I'm stuck feeding her microsoft habit.

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  122. Remote Diagnosis by Preston+Pfarner · · Score: 1

    It would definitely make remote diagnosis of problems a lot simpler. Instead of "What does it say now?" it would be "Just a second; I'll log in and check it out."

  123. Linux Moms by mgrant · · Score: 1

    I bet there are a ton of moms running Linux. If you're a Linux mom reply to this thread!

    1. Re:Linux Moms by mgrant · · Score: 1

      OK... maybe I was wrong :)

  124. Well by johnburton · · Score: 2

    Maybe it's because Linux is harder to use and much less useful for most people than windows.

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  125. As is mine by FreeUser · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Now, of course they want to hook up their digital camera and an all-in-one scanner/printer, so there could be some challenges ahead.

    Their scanner may or may not work, but their digital camera should be just fine. It is important that they know not to go buying hardware until they are certain it works with Linux...they wouldn't buy a Mac scanner and expect it to work with windows (indeed, they wouldn't by an older, used scanner and expect it to work with the current crop of windows XP would they ... one thing about Free Software is that 5 year old peripheral will still be supported, years after Microsoft has dumped all support of it on their OS).

    gphoto2

    Also, if you find they want to hook up an ieee1394 video camera, that will work as well (ieee1384 drivers, dvgrab or, better yet, kino).

    My mom is also running GNU/Linux (and loves it ... in fact she has come to detest her Windows box at work). She uses openoffice, mozilla, kmail, xmms, and isn't afraind to type a few commands I wrote down for her at the command line when she wants to watch a movie using mplayer.

    Most of our parents who dealt with computers at all prior to 1995 had to contend with DOS at one time or another, so if they are made aware that the occasional criptic command is available if they need it (but not required if they prefer using a GUI), and you're willing to sit down with them, show them how it works, and write down the command they need to use, all but the illiterate of the illiterate will be fairly comfortable with that.

    Add to that the lack of worms, viruses, crashes, and unpredictable, erratic behavior that so plagues microsoft platforms and you end up with a very happy camper indeed.

    Being able to fix any issues in 5 minutes via an ssh link, rather than spending an hour on the phone talking them through a cranky winddows gui to fix their video (or whatever) doesn't hurt either. In fact, I haven't had a call for help in almost a year...because her system just plains works, day in and day out.

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    1. Re:As is mine by hayden · · Score: 2
      ... isn't afraind to type a few commands I wrote down for her at the command line when she wants to watch a movie using mplayer.

      Why not set up a file association or desktop link?

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  126. Re:Is this guy for real? AGREED by simetra · · Score: 2

    I agree.
    My mom won't use Linux. She's finally gotten a good grasp on Outlook, has loads of Actual Applications that are Windows based for the business she's in. She takes her laptop to work and docks it into her network. It all works for her.
    This essay was by someone who seems to have A) a mom with a lot of free time and minimal computing requirements, and B) plenty of their own free time to babysit their mom's OS.
    The thought of putting my mom on Linux is insane. Crap articles like this are truly inane, irrational, clearly the work of someone with very little insight into the real world of users and users habits.

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  127. My mom uses linux, *in a sense* by r6144 · · Score: 1
    Sometimes when I'm at school I need to use my computer at home (to download some data, or to show off my greatest CGI script, etc.). So I told my mom (on phone) to turn on the machine, choose `Linux x.x.xx-xxxx-xxx', then wait till the login prompt is shown (no need to login), and when it is late, just Ctrl-Alt-Del and turn off the machine when the computer restarts. I doubt there are many moms out there that touches Linux more than THAT.

    Then they complained that they want to sleep early, so I set up an account, gave it shutdown capability and then I can ssh into the machine to shut it down. So now my mom don't even need to bother to wait for the login prompt to appear.

  128. For your Mom: Linux...or a Mac? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The better question question is:

    why isn't everyone (especially your Mom!) using a Mac?

    Just think if Apple replaced WinTel, the power of the hardware they'd have (economics of scale) and quality of OS (I've always wondered why is it that so many people use Windows and it's still the buggiest program in the world?)

    Linux is great for servers, but what else? It sucks. Hehe coming here at Slashdot to insult Linux. It's obvious I'm from the Mac web.

    But for a home PC, for internet apps and what not, nothing beats a Mac for "easy." and that seems to be all people really want!

    Linux is not "easy." Windows is, until there is a problem, or the user doesn't do EXACTLY what the All-Powerful-All-Knowing M$ Wizard(TM) wants you to. So, Windows isn't easy either.

    I wish more people used Macs. With BBEdit, REALBasic, Cocoa, the Terminal, the dev tools, fink, Tenon's iTools (X11 in Aqua!) and Darwin, it's got the NIX side covered, with Aqua it's got "easy" covered. The best OS in the world, right?

    A good point was raised about SSHing into a PC to fix it remotely. Gee, the UNIX way. The Mac way? Apple Remote Desktop (Network Assistant in OS 9) You can still SSH and do other CLI stuff, and hey even use vi (how sad) but with OS X, *anyone* can become a power user. Including your Mom. Guaranteed she'll like that=)

  129. The Benefits of Having Your Parents Use Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Is there a reason for them to switch to Linux, given they already have something that basically works?

    Yes there is.

    As you said, Linux would do what they need, and would be just as easy to use, so there is no downside.

    But on the upside, Linux, and Linux applications, would:

    - Protect them from viruses.

    - Prevent them from breaking their own system.

    - Protect them from random, unexplained breakdowns of the OS.

    - Protect them from shifting, secret file formats, that could cause them to lose access to their data.

    - And so on.

    Plus, when they are using Linux, it provides advantages for you:

    - You get fewer "something's wrong" phone calls.

    - You don't have to keep reinstalling their OS.

    - You don't have to keep cleaning viruses off their system.

    - If they ask you to make a change, you can do it remotely, using Webmin.

    - And so on.

    When you come right down to it, the biggest advantage is peace of mind -- both for you and your parents.

    But let's not forget all the money you'll save on future upgrades, and on not having to buy any new software to set up automated backup scripts, videoconferencing between you and your parents, and a hundred other things.

  130. I wonder why its moderated only 3 by aepervius · · Score: 1

    Honestly I had the same problem, and some of my friends & family member too. Those who don't know jack on PC are fine off with Linux *pre-instaleld* on their PC. As long as everything is shut down correctly and they only use their app everything is fine.

    The Problem comes when a moderate user updating its driver, changing its hardware, adding printer/networking stuff/changing ISP, adding applications. The learning curve is too high and the problem resolution stuff is far too complicated.

    And since there seems to be a lot of "sons" which are moderate user and not "power-linux-geek-it-programmer", they won't install Linux on their mom computer either...

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  131. no linux for my mom! by arielb · · Score: 0

    She happens to like VMS...especially the versioning features

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  132. Faulty assumption from you too by aepervius · · Score: 1

    "Ignorance is not OK, folks.".

    Ignorance is OK because of different domain of competence. I can't make a car out of piece, I can't repair it, but I can ("barely" ;)) drive it.

    People can use computer, only when it boils down to find solution to problems they have difficulty. That is what I call the "lowest common denominator".

    The moms above mentionend would have AS MUCH problem finding SOLUTION to technical difficulties with Linux, Mac or Windows. Even more to Linux because if their Son is not tech savy, they are out of luck. (did you try recently to browse in howtos to find a solution?).

    There is a difference between being Tech-savy and knowing a lot of the innard of your system, and being "tech savy" but in reality only knowing how to "drive your pc" and install new driver, new application. Most people belong to the second category. And this is fine because its not their job to know how their PC function. Their job is only to drive them.

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  133. Here's why linux isn't ready for mom by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 2

    "Why Linux isn't ready for the desktop" by Ilan Volow

    Case in point:

    I was at a restaurant with some of my lug members. I won't name names, the city, or any specifics (so I don't have to pay the price of my criticism at next week's meeting). In my home town, there is a very, very big linux distribution company. Everyone has heard of its distribution and many, many people use it. There are a number of programmers who work at this company who are also lug members, and at the restaurant, I got into a discussion with one of them about the distribution's installer and why I thought its UI was so poorly designed (after the conversation, I found out he wrote most of it. Boy, I felt stupid). Now, this installer is revered by many to be easy enough for your grandmother to use, but I counted a good 15 or 20 usability errors.

    As a little bit of background, I as studying to be a UI designer (and a damned good one at that). I can give you the professional opinion that many of these errors involve simple, "duh" kind of stuff. The problems were things like ambiguously labeled check boxes and radio buttons. Or widgets laid out in ways that users do not naturally progress in. In some of the worst cases, the widget layout conveyed information so badly that it could confuse a user into not being able to start up in X (very important for newbies and secretaries). The most annoying error was a modal dialog that obscured information outside the dialog that was pertinant to making choices inside the dialog. The only way to refer to the information outside the dialog was to close the dialog, look at the information, and then re-enter it. All these problems are things that would be easy to change (just modifying/adding 300 lines of code at max). And making these changes would not involve creating stupid talking paperclip avatars or wizards that insult the intelligence of power-users and inhibit their progress. Making these changes would simply add greater clarity to performing the procedures involved in installation, and would allow both power user and grandma to navigate more efficiently and effectively. Real Ease-Of-Use (as opposed to Microsoft Ease-of-Use) is not about wiping the user's ass, it's about not kicking it. But despite the ease of changing the UI code and the benefits it would bring, I seriously doubt this linux distribution company will ever see these problems as problems and make the necessary changes. And I'm certain the programmer I talked to probably wouldn't, either. And probably no one in the linux community will step forward and make the changes, since they all think this distribution's installer is the greatest thing since sliced bread just because it's graphical. And because they can use their linux expertise to get around the most confusing parts of this installer's UI.

    Back to my conversation with the guy who wrote the installer, when I mentioned several of the problems I listed above, he still couldn't understand what was wrong with it. "You don't think it's pretty enough?" he asked. I think that moment, more than anything else, defines why Linux just isn't making as much progress on the desktop as it should be.

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  134. What about a mom-friendly Unix? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This right here is the first reason Mom isn't using Linux.

    Now one could ask oneself, what would such a story read like with a Mom-compatible Unix rather than something lacking fit, finish and finesse?

  135. Re:Mom? Linux? HAH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    care to offer a solution instead of being a dick, fuckface? Hello?!!!? Linux is and experimental and educational operating system?? I can't continue. I am not worthy of your genius.

  136. Linux for moms by FooBarWidget · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd say Linux is perfect for moms. Why?

    1. You can setup a Linux installation for them. They don't have to install it themselves. Remove all icons and put a few icons on the desktop/panel. That's all they'll use.

    2. Moms and dads (and grandmothers) don't install software. They just use what's installed already. So they won't get in trouble with RPMs and ./configure && make install.

    3. The permissions ensure that they can't mess with the system, so the computer will never break (unless they find out how to use the root password to get into a console and do rm -Rf /, but I doubt they will even try).

    All the common "Linux is not ready for the desktop"-arguments do not apply here. Mom doesn't use the Control Panel, she doesn't care about the resolution, she doesn't install software, etc.

    I put my parents behind Linux. All they do is browse the Internet anyway. So I made a password-less account for them and when they doubleclick on their icon in gdm, Galeon and sawfish launch automatically. If I put them in Windows, they will get confused by the start menu and the icons on the desktop and the tray.

    1. Re:Linux for moms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say w2k is perfect for moms. Why?

      1. You can setup a w2k installation for them. They don't have to install it themselves. Remove all icons and put a few icons on the desktop/panel. That's all they'll use.

      2. Moms and dads (and grandmothers) don't install software. They just use what's installed already. So they won't get in trouble with .exes.

      3. The permissions ensure that they can't mess with the system, so the computer will never break (unless they find out how to use the admin password and get into the control panel and mess with permissions, but I doubt they will even try).

      All the common "w2k is crap"-arguments do not apply here. Mom doesn't use the Control Panel, she doesn't care about the resolution, she doesn't install software, etc.

      I put my parents behind w2k. All they do is browse the Internet anyway. So I made a password-less account for them and when they doubleclick on their icon on the desktop, Netscape launchs automatically.

  137. Re:Mom? Linux? HAH! by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    "I'm surprised noone as modded you as "troll" yet."

    He wasn't modded down as troll because he's right. Why would she install RPMs? Why WOULDN'T she? Face it, you build your mom a Linux box, and she's stuck with whatever you gave her. She cannot go to the store and buy new apps. At best she could get them on-line. So either she learns how to do RPM's, or she doesn't add anything to her computer.

    Haven't you noticed all the times people have to use the phrase "All she really needs..." in order to explain their ability to use Linux as her OS? Don't you see a problem with that?

  138. Maybe you should go and see your mom by BESTouff · · Score: 1

    Maybe her computer is Ok after all (at least, no more broken that usually). Maybe she just doesn't see you often enough and just found this cool pretext to phone you regularly and hear your voice. You asocial geek, turn off your computer and go visit your relatives, somtimes.

    1. Re:Maybe you should go and see your mom by Oswald · · Score: 1

      Don't worry about his mom--she'll have more reasons than ever to call him, and now she'll get to see him, too. Unless she's also an asocial geek, she has friends, and they will introduce her to a never-ending stream of proprietary apps (AOL IM, Grokster, whatever) that she can download for free, then wonder why they don't work on her machine. Sure, there are Linux substitutes (effectively in beta, but not advertised as such), but each one's gonna cost him a trip home to install ;)

  139. Re:Go Jamie Go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do you expect from Jamie "Censorship" McCarthy?

  140. Been there, done that, but finally got her to use by Wudbaer · · Score: 1

    I gave my parents a friend's old Pentium for a Xmas present in 2000, as my Mum had several times asked my what this Internet and Email things were about (we have relatives in India and the US and my parents like to travel a lot by camper throughout Europe, there are lots of good resources on the on the Web naturally).
    The first thing they did was buy a cover, so that it couldn't get dusty. :-/ Then they let it just sit there for abaout half a year and I thought, well, experiment failed. Then, in May '01, my parents visited a computer course for senior citizens at a local school. Amazingly my Mom got very fast the hang of it (she said after the second course day "Well, it's not THAT difficult and that guy (the teacher) doesn't have a real clue anyway, so we'll just go on by ourselves !" :-) ) and has been happily surfing the Web, emailing and writing stuff on the computer since then.

    I considered several times putting Linux on her machine, especially as it is as said an old, slow Pentium running Win95. But in the end I decided to leave her the '95. Reason ? She enjoys using multimedia stuff she sometimes gets from the local library or on the Web like Web postcards and the like, and as she is surfing the Web a lot she constantly encounters Web sites not very usable without IE. I don't think she would appreciate it very much if the stuff she gets from the library won't run any more (because it's Linux), her Web pages look funny or don't work (because it's Linux) etc.pp. (I think you get the idea).

    I can only applaude the several posters that said before that people like our parents usually use their computer not for it's own sake like a lot of us do but as a tool. This even more applies in my experience to our parents than to not very computer literate friends of our own age.

  141. Journalling filesystems by tal197 · · Score: 2
    I set up Linux for my parents, and it's worked really well. Just one thing, though: use a journalling filesystem (tune2fs -j and edit fstab is all it takes).

    You really don't want to have to explain 'Enter root password' and ask which device is the problem after a power failure (yes, it's not hard, but it gives a bad impression).

  142. Re: most programmers cant make friendly wares. by cb0y · · Score: 0

    I dont ever want to see debug/status text on by default.

    is -debug so hard?

  143. My mom isn't running Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .... but only because she runs FreeBSD.

    She's retired, but it has to be said that she isn't running BSD because of me - she chose and installed it herself... she used to be a *nix systems admin :)

  144. A Mac and OSX by theolein · · Score: 2

    Apple truly does make their machines and OS extremely easy to use for a beginner. An OSX user never has to see the console or a command line. The hardware is of generally very good quality (my old powertbook has been running for three years now without one problem ever.).

  145. MORON go to www.whatismyip.com by cb0y · · Score: 0

    Stupid

  146. Re:Mom? Linux? HAH! by Znork · · Score: 2

    And how hard is that? Fire up red-carpet, click subscribe on the channel you want, mark the software she wants and click install...

    Or download it and double-click on the rpm (your dist should have a gui rpm handler installed).

    It's not harder than windows. Unless you make it so.

  147. My Mum loves Linux by ChrisEmpson · · Score: 1

    My Mum plays Frozen Bubble and a bunch of card games under Linux Mandrake 8.2 every night after work. She loves the cool games and the reliability of Linux - our computer locks up all the time under Windows XP but never under Linux.

  148. are you loco? by Metaldsa · · Score: 1

    my mom can barely type on the keyboard and hit the print button with accidently getting out of her element (getting mixed with different windows, accidently changing the font/size of text). The littlest things can scare moms and your asking them to abandon all and try a different OS. If virtual memory is that much of a problem then please mom by throwing in an extra 128megs and telling her to hit the reset button. Trust me, thats the option that should be taken.

  149. Playstation-Linux for our moms... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If only we could get mozilla working we could switch our moms over to ps2 linux.

    It's cheap, it fits in their living rooms (mine keeps complaining about the grey box) and with Linux it's up to the task of checking mail and surfing the web. Let's equip this baby with a usb-printer and we're set...;-) If only...

    cu,
    Lispy

  150. Mistake! Mistake! by Balinares · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Never ever show Gentoo/Slackware/Debian to your family and tell them "That's Linux".

    From their point of view (it's very important to try to see things from their point of view), that 'Linux' thing is like Windows: one single thing, set in stone. It is not obvious to them that there as many kinds of Linux as there are types of needs to fulfill.

    If you're gonna evangelize your family, FIRST tell them that your Linux is geeky because you wanted it so, but that if you were to install them a Linux of their own on their computer, you'd choose an easy-to-use version. Success stories with, say, Mandrake, abound: I switched my girlfriend from Windows to Mandrake and she's very happy with it.
    Do NOT try to convince them to use your Slackware/Gentoo/Debian. You'll scare them off.

    On the other hand, it can go a long way if you make them an account on your machine, add plenty of links on the desktop so that they never have so see a command-line, and then let them play around with KDE, PySol (a *great* solitaire game that many moms seem to love), Konqueror (or Mozilla, or Opera), Open Office, etc. It also helps to use the Redmond theme at the beginning, so that they feel 'at home'. Also be sure to tell them that the system is secure, and they CAN'T mess it up even if they tried to. You can even try to explain them the concept of privilege separation, if you feel able to put it in simple words.

    It worked pretty fine for me. My family knows that 1) my computer is geeky because I wanted it so, but Linux is much more versatile than that; 2) The desktop (KDE) is pretty fine and sleek, and easy to use; and 3) There are lotsa nice apps.

    Result: my dad is gonna get a new computer soon, and he told me he wants to remove the mandatory preinstalled XP, and put a 98 (that's what he's used to) AND a Linux.

    This said, there's still a major usability issue with Linux, the way I see it: there's still no easy way to install new software. When my girlfriend wanted to install the Psi instant manager, I couldn't get her to install it herself. It was too complicated to hunt for the right lib RPMs and everything.

    We must design a non-centralized, click-and-install way to package Linux software. And no, RPM doesn't cut it: if you try to install some stuff that wasn't packaged for your distro, or you don't have the right lib installed, or whatever, it'll often fail. Portage and apt-get don't cut it either: they're centralized things, and there's thus no easy way for the amateur software developper to, say, offer his software for download on his Web page. Well, you can put .deb files for download, but then you'll still be stuck with the dependancy problem.

    I've started working on it, but it's an extremely tricky problem, because, due to the nature of Linux, we can make no assumption about what libs are installed. Anyone wants to contribute ideas?

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    1. Re:Mistake! Mistake! by joshyc · · Score: 1

      Why do people think Slackware is difficult to use? I think its the most straight-forward distro out there. It comes with many applications, all working together flawlessly. Just have it run init 4 and I don't see how anybody could call Slackware difficult at all. The package management is the easiest, simplest, and best as well. I recently went to gentoo because I wanted an optimized distro, and I have to say that Gentoo is a million times harder to set up than Slackware. What's so hard about putting the boot disk in and running the ncurses based set-up people? When KDE is installed, newbies have no reason to fear.

    2. Re:Mistake! Mistake! by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      You're confusing the installation and configuration processes with application use. The point the original poster made was that he made the mistake of showing a bit of the command line interface for installation and configuration to a non-geek and she freaked. This, unfortunately, is NOT an uncommon reaction.

      GUIs are important because most people (myself included) have a more intuitive grasp of images than they do of text. This becomes especially true when you're looking at tasks that are done rarely.

      Think about it for a second. As has been said many many times already, a typical mom doesn't want to be a sysadmin. She doesn't want to be a developer. She's a typical user. She wants to turn on the PC and have it Just Work.

      So, for everyone's sake DON'T SHOW HER THE COMMANDLINE INSTALL that you'll use remotely to administer her PC. Instead, show her Konqueror, or Galeon, or Mozilla. Show her Jabber, or Gaim, or ??. Show her FreeCiv. Show her NetHack. Show her PySol. Show her software for burning music CDs so she can listen to her music while running (after you've properly configured the PC to run it, of course).

      See the difference?

    3. Re:Mistake! Mistake! by joshyc · · Score: 1

      What command line install? Is it so hard to type setup at the prompt? Thats all the command line there is in Slackware Install. Windows up to win98 was like that as well... and I'm commenting not on the original article, but about all the FUD about Slackware being difficult for beginners when it isn't. It's very straightforward.

  151. MS-Win vs. Linux for Mom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Many of the comments criticizing those who've gotten Linux running for mom say "Yeah, but you got it running for her." Fine, point taken. But to be fair: how many moms could successfully install MS-Windows and get it running themselves? Not many, I'd wager.

    I've installed both MS-Windows (3.x, 9x, NT and 2k), some of them multiple times and on multiple different boxes, and I've installed various versions of Linux on different boxes. Personally, MS-Win has given me every bit as much grief as has Linux. Sometimes more. The only thing, and this is a biggie, that has consistently given me more trouble, much more trouble, on Linux than MS-Win is getting X going. That really needs to be fixed.

    I'll also concede that installing new apps after-the-fact is easier for the non-techie on MS-Win than on Linux. Unless, of course, something goes wrong and trashes MS-Win's registry. Then you're really hosed. And it does happen.

    Personally, if mom were going to be a new user, I think I'd tend to lead her to a Mac. Depending on what she wanted to do: maybe Linux second.

    1. Re:MS-Win vs. Linux for Mom by joshyc · · Score: 1

      XFree86Setup or whatever it was called used to be a real easy way to get X running... i dunno what happened to it though. XFree 4.x comes with a similar utility called xf86cfg though i've never had any success with it. I usually use xfree86config anyways. Its pretty easy as long as u know which video card u have and your monitor's properties.

  152. Reality check! by Balinares · · Score: 2

    My mom didn't install Linux. She wouldn't be able to do it. And she didn't install Windows either.She wouldn't be able to do it.

    Because I'm the neighborhood's computer guy, I get plenty of pleas for help with people's computers when they 'break'. Guess what? They're all running Windows, and people are still stuck when it doesn't work. Heck, once I had to install a printer for a friend of my father's, which was as easy as: 1) plug it in the USB port; 2) it's done, it works. And yet the guy wouldn't do it himself.

    Now, don't take me wrong: there are several serious usability problems with Linux (mainly: X is a bitch to configure, and there's no simple click-and-install software installation system -- see my other post about this). But for someone who wouldn't try to install software or change the configuration (which means, for the most clueless users), Linux does work pretty fine.

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  153. That is not reality by TonyGreene · · Score: 1

    There is no way that anyone with the computing skills of your mom (i.e., none) can hope to get Linux into a state where they can do anything they consider useful with it.

    But she could get Windows to such a state?

    Repeat after me:
    Normal people do not install operating systems.
    Normal people do not install operating systems.
    Normal people do not install operating systems.

    Computer people set all this stuff up either at a OEM vendor's lab or at the user's home, and they make sure that normal people don't have to do anything but turn on the power. That's how it's done with Windows, that's how it done with Mac, that's how it done with the ATM at the bank, and that's how it has to be done with Linux.

    Talking about normal people setting up their own computers is pointless, because they don't do it any more than they do a brake job on their car. They simply use the thing and call an expert when anything complex needs to be done. I've received enough of these calls to know.

    There may be reasons that out-of-the-box Linux distros are not ready for prime time, but this is not one of them.

  154. Mod parent up. by 2g3-598hX · · Score: 1

    Very true post. The original article was so one-sided it's ridiculous. Linux is complicated. That's a fact. And another very important detail no one seems to remember is that linux has no tech support, unlike windows. Instead of buying $70 on a new hard drive, how about buying some tech support from red hat or whatever? And all this "mom" stuff is a bit sexist, in my mind.

  155. Have her send you an E-mail by ghillie · · Score: 1

    Read the headers, and log in. The other way is to try to guess the IP number. Most dial-ups have a pool of numbers that are assigned based on the POP they dial into. Finger her login at those numbers till you find the right one. It doesn't take that long. When I want to talk to my parents on the phone and their line is busy, I log in to there machine, shutdown PPP, and make my call.

  156. My Mom is about to go back to Windows by xeno-cat · · Score: 1
    Because I can't get her Epson Perfection 1650 scanner working. SANE 1.0.7 ships with SuSE 8.0 but does not work "out of the box" with the Epson 1650. I've tried compiling SANE 1.0.8 from source, downloading Mandrake RPM's from rpmfind, nothing is working. I live 2 states away and am frigin pulling my hair out. She has been running SuSE for 2 years now ( 6.x something ) and it's all going to end because of a frigin' scanner!

    Ugh.

    If anyone has any suggestions please please post. I have found some info on he problem I'm receiving with ISCAN "Can not send comand to scanner", but have been unable to resolve. The scanner shows up on USB bus.

    Kind Regards

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    1. Re:My Mom is about to go back to Windows by FueledByRamen · · Score: 1

      USB Scanners are notoriously strange, even under Windows. There's no standardized interface - each one has a different command set to work with, with different hardware quirks. If Epson (who makes good high-end printers, don't know about their scanners) didn't release drivers for it, it probably won't work, as no one is going to reverse-engineer drivers for every single USB scanner on the market. They're different enough that one driver won't work for all of them, or even most of them - hundreds of drivers are needed, each for a different scanner model #.

      In conclusion, go pick up on eBay:
      An Adaptec 2940 SCSI card
      Cable from back of SCSI card to Centronics 50
      MicroTek Scanmaker E6 or similar

      Those items won't cost too much and are very compatible with linux - I used that exact same setup with RedHat 6.2 (before I gave away the scanner)

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    2. Re:My Mom is about to go back to Windows by xeno-cat · · Score: 1
      Thanks,

      The Epson 1650 has been highly regarded by the Linux community as a great USB scanner. The frustrating part is that my mom actually did some good research into which scanner to get.

      I'm very close to getting all this working but I think the clock has just run out. Frustration is setting in and, to my mother, Windows looks like the easy way out.

      Thanks for the reply though. If I get a scanner I'll look into the one you mentioned.

      Kind regards

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  157. "I wonder how many are from Slashdot readers." by Brijam · · Score: 1

    At least one, although my story hasn't been posted yet.

    =)

    -B

  158. So Is Mine!! by SHEENmaster · · Score: 1

    She couldn't understand winshit, so I installed icewm(the computer only has 40mb of ram), and basic software. She has had no trouble with it.

    Whenever it needs a new program, I can fix it remotely through ssh(the second most important program, IMHO, for internet communication, just behind telnet :).

    Linux, like UNIX, was designed to be easy for the casual user, and powerfull for the advanced one.

    NOW WTF CAN'T I RUN ZSH AS ROOT IN OPENBSD!?

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    1. Re:So Is Mine!! by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      "Linux, like UNIX, was designed to be easy for the casual user, and powerfull for the advanced one."

      What? There were no casual computer users at the time UNIX was designed.

  159. Your moms are all sissies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My mom runs Solaris.

  160. Remote Assistance by EnglishTim · · Score: 2

    Windows XP has a very cool thing called 'Remote Assistance', which is quite VNC-like. Using such a system you could go through the problem with your Mum/Dad/Brother/Sister/Son/Daughter/Friend on their screen while they watch - and it includes built-in voice communication so you can talk them through it while you do it, if they're using the internet on their only landline.

    No need to go anywhere.

  161. Removing Trach icon under KDE3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    rmdir ~/Desktop/Trash

    It's quick and dirty, and the folder (and hence the icon) will be recreated every time you start KDE.

    As I don't put any icons on my desktop, I also did 'chmod ug-w ~/Desktop' to keep things the way I want them.

  162. Game copyrights, trademarks, and brandism by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Board games [link to monopd and Atlantik] under Linux work

    But because they're not Hasbro brand, they can't use the exact copyrighted look of the Hasbro boards. For instance, Hasbro may be able to win a lawsuit against somebody who uses the exact layout of the shortcuts on the Candy Land board or on the Chutes and Ladders board in a free clone.

    Unfortunately, you live with a brandist. Brandists are people who claim that anything that doesn't carry the original brand must be inferior. As cuyler wrote in this comment: "And the final note, whatever scrabble game you'd find for linux might the the most amazing thing in the world but it's missing one thing. It's not Hoyle. It doesn't matter."

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  163. so stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mom's using Linux? When are you people going to get it through your thick skulls that LINUX IS JUST NOT FOR REGULAR DESKTOP USERS.

    Dear God! just give it up already!

  164. Re:Go Jamie Go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do I expect from mccarthy? I expect a new pose. That hello.jpg pic on the goatse page is getting old.

  165. Because they run FreeBSD... by mi · · Score: 2
    "Why Aren't All Our Moms Running Linux?"

    My parents are both using FreeBSD. My mom mostly plays games on the very old (dual) Pentium-100MHz. Vanilla X11 with twm and the Netscape-4.x are great.

    My father is using Applix' Office suit on his old (dual) PentiumII-200MHz...

    He also listens to a few European radio station, which broadcast in Ukrainian and Russian over the Internet (BBC, Radio Liberty, Doiche Welle (surely missspelled, sorry, German readers)) using the Linux version of RealPlayer. Netscape-4 and Konqueror are his web-browsers...

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  166. Yeah, my mom runs Linux by Pinball+Wizard · · Score: 2

    She loves having the ability to run apache for my little brothers soccer team's web site. She also likes being able to send mail to her friends in her bridge club. Thelma flamed her for using pine, but then she switched to mutt and all is OK.

    But even Mom has problems from time to time. Once this perl script she wrote to send her friends on her mailing list an email every time she added a new cookie recipie(formatted with LaTex BTW) got out of hand spawning new processes, so she called some real guns: my grandma.

    "Normally I would have told you to RTFM", my grandma told her, "but grandpa was feeling frisky this morning, so I'm in a good mood. Here's what you do:

    "First, you want to make a file containing a list of all those rogue processes. I normally do something like this:

    ps -ef | grep cookierecipe | awk `{print $2}` > killfile

    "Now that you've got your list, you simply loop through them in bash and kill each one. Whatdya mean, you don't know how to loop in bash?!! Sigh

    for $pid in $(cut -fl -d:/home/mom/killfile; do kill $pid done

    "Simple as that"

    And, with that, my grandma went back to her knitting, and mom happily got her new cookie recipe out.

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    No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?

  167. Bullshit by Rumata · · Score: 1
    In any case, people should be tech savvy.
    Aha, so if your car starts to make funny noises, or some warning light flashes, you fix that yourself? It's not impossible, you know. I can fix about anything wrong with an "old-fashioned" car (I won't touch them electronics though, ABS/ESP/what-have-you). But that doesn't mean that I always fix it myself. It's a trade of between my time and money to the mechanic.

    Now for my mom, she doesn't know how to fix her car and she should not have to. She bought it to drive from A to B, not to tinker with the stuff under the hood. Sure, some technical knowledge is good (tape up a leaking hose, to make it to the garage etc.) but it's not mandatory to drive a car.
    Just because you don't know how do use a computer doesn't mean you can't learn. It especially does not mean that you shouldn't have to learn.
    In my opinion it means exactly that. Any one person can not be an expert in all possible areas. Why should expertise in "computers"/Linux/BSD/whatever be mandatory? I'm all for some basic knowledge, to be able to make informed decisions. But that does not justify the amount of time needed to get familiar with any of the free Unix-clones.
    So, if I'd buy a computer for my mom, it'd probably be a mac. Because it just does what it's supposed to do (or so I'm told).
  168. Four hundred dollars by yerricde · · Score: 2

    what would such a story read like with a Mom-compatible Unix [link to Mac OS X] rather than something lacking fit, finish and finesse?

    There would be a difference, and it would be about four hundred U.S. dollars. A low end PC with Windows XP Home Edition installed costs $700, while a low end Macintosh computer with Mac OS X 10.1.x installed costs $1100 (eMac base model). Many families cannot financially justify such a difference.

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  169. Re:Mom? Linux? HAH! by zoloto · · Score: 1

    The above should be modded up to +5 Hooray!

  170. My mom doesn't use Linux... by l0ckj4w · · Score: 0

    because she doesn't have a computer.

  171. Re:FIRST POST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And that makes you what, Alex? Pussy little high school faggot from MASCO that thinks he's some big-time Slashdot flamer? You're a flamer, alright -- the self portrait you love to link to so much proves that.

  172. You're mom doesn't use Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...because you will just hear her say:

    "Why can't my friend Janis open that document I sent her, she says it's an .sxw file...?"

    "Why don't I have root priveleges?"

    "Where did I put that file?"

    "What's usr (pub, dev, mnt, etc.)?"

    "It said I just needed to double-click on that RPM file; where is it now?"

    "So first I type './configure,' and then I type 'make'... or is it 'install' and then... Why can't I just double-click it?" ... at least those are a few reasons why I don't use Linux.

  173. A Failed Experiment. by Domini · · Score: 2

    Firstly, it should not take 2 competent computer literate (not to mention highly knowledgable) guys to install and configure a Linux box. The time it took us would have paid for Win2k in loss in income only.

    Ignoring this, we forged ahead to do the "right thing". We got email and dial-up working with effort. (Next time this will be easier... the docs were misleading and out of date - I will not go into detail, it's besides the point)

    It was all on a newly purchased PC, thus the hardware was pretty well supported.

    Now after 2 weeks of harrowing use, we wiped Linux and installed Win2k.

    Firstly I would like to state that it was not Linux at fault... RH7.3 was a pretty good installation. The problem was that the most important sites needing to be visited were IE specific... Netscape 6 did not work, neither did Mozilla, Konquerer, Opera etc.

    It's a sad story... but it's true... IE is killing Linux. Where Games, Windows2000, MS Office has failed, IE will triumph.

    -sigh-

  174. what about the "your momma" jokes? by lburdet · · Score: 0

    don't tell me we're gonna start seeing some "your momma's so fat, she uses Windows cuz it's more bloated than her"

    Quck and easy way to locate all the linux-geeks in the room :-)

  175. My MoM is using Linux because I'm far away by hache_the_boss · · Score: 1

    Geeks, My mom is actually using Linux because I'm living in a different country. So she didn't want the machine to crash and to get a new virus. So install linux a month before i went out home, and after that everything is running perfect.
    Is just a problem of customization and previous analysis.-

    Cheers!!!

  176. Re:My Mom IS Running Linux (but doesn't know it!) by IronyChef · · Score: 1

    My mother's running Linux via the NIC padded cell system.

    It works reasonably well; the hardware is trailing edge, but you don't need blazing chips to run a web browser...

  177. decentralized click & install by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What you've said here is very interesting. Why can't we have a list of dependancies that is used by a, something like gnutella, client that searches the web for the missing libraries, and installs them, recursively ofcourse.

    This would be a great boon, if all the developers needed to do was create a dependancy list, and then the client would use this list to determine if the computer has the needed files and if not search a p2p network for what is needed. Once everything that was needed had been gathered the program could be installed.

  178. My ideas on why users favor Windows by Felinoid · · Score: 1

    To get into what I'm thinking I want you to pull out your inner newbe.

    Now you think newbies want user friendly GUI systems?
    Really?
    What is "user friendly" to a newbie? what is "gui" to a newbie?
    They are "Complex computer words like mouse keyboard and on switch"

    What do newbies want?
    They want a computer to go on the Internet with. They want e-mail.

    Go into a computer store. Your a newbie.. what do you see?
    You see Macs and PCs. No not Windows just Macs and PCs.

    Look at the Macs. pritty Macs. Wow. But those pritty Macs are expensive aren't they. Thats a lot of money for a pritty computer.
    Your a newbie what do you know of processing power or capabilitys. It's a pritty computer with a big price tag nothing more.

    Look at the PCs. Well some are really expensive some are really cheap. But they all seem ok. Some pritty. Some pritty and cheap.
    Now a salesmen walks up...
    "Why are those so much more expensive?"

    "Those are faster store more information and have more memory so your documents can be bigger."

    "Wow" Now your getting an idea of what power is. But your already looking at the PCs.. the Macs no longer exist to you.

    "But you can always upgrade later.. add memory, bigger hard disk etc"
    Ok your transfixed on the cheapest.
    "What is Windows?"
    Your not going to go away not noticing the big Microsoft Windows logo plastered on the screen.

    "Thats the software than runs the computer.
    It's very populare and runs all your favoret games and business programms."

    Notice not a single mention of "user friendly".
    Some times the salesman says "The most populare" but usually they sink back with "a very populare"
    But he dosen't mean populare in the same way the user expects.
    "Populare" has become market speak for "monopoly".
    But the rest of the world expects the majority of it's users to be happy with the product.
    If you lissen to tech support and avrage user complaints you'll know thats just not the case.

    Can you spot the other misleading half truth?
    How about "all your favoret software" not "All the software you need"
    or "All they software you'll ever want" but "All your favroet"
    your a newbie at this moment in time you have no favoret software so saying a pocket calcuator runs all your favoret software is true..
    it runs none at all and thats exactly how much software is your favoret.

    You won't have a favoret untill AFTER you get a computer.

    So your sold... he asks you some basic questions and helps you get the best computer for your needs.. well the best PC for your needs.

    Horray you have a PC.

    Think about this. Linux runs mostly on PCs. when we pick a computer to run Linux it's always a PC. Why? Macs and Sun Sparcs are suppereor.
    So what are we doing with PCs for servers desktops and game boxes?

    Simple... PCs are the best price for the money. Piriod.

    My idea of how to really move Linux into the consummer market is to make a new computer system.
    We've already proven Linux runs nearly anyplace so now just design a whole new consummer platform system.

    First issue is cost over speed. Use the Amiga method. Use co-processors for everything so the computers CPU isn't loaded down with junk.
    But go with a CPU that runs on the very low end and very high end.
    I'd say Intel but my best suggestion would be to work with Transmeta and IBM to build a new processor for the task.
    One that has an ultra low end version to ultra high end version. The low end is the cheapest and the first released.

    Open the basic system (Not the CPU) for commertal reproduction.
    The CPU and chips are all closed but can be obtainned from IBM or Transmeta partners.

    The key of the low end version is also cheaper memory chips.

    Build it ground up to be both expandable and user friendly. So I'd say use a cartrage method of adding cards.
    Slots in the back and you slide the cards in like cartrages but not when the computer is on..
    maybe a safty bar can lock in place when the computer is on to protect the cards from being added or removed.

    User friendly interface is a MUST design the hardware with that in mind.
    Maybe set it so each card has driver binaries on a rom chip so the card will work automaticly.
    BUT... have drivers in the Linux kernel for additional preformence for the expert users.

    The preinstalled Linux should have a GUI. The system should have a built in CD rom drive or DVD drive.
    It should include a CD or DVD collection of free Linux software for users to install.

    It should include a directory of known Linux User Groups offering free trainning.

    It should include a self playing CD with a video on it "How to set up your Linux computer"
    Just pop the CD and it boots the Linux on the disk and automaticly drops to a secured user account to play a video about how to set things up.

    This will solve the problem of not being able to buy new hardware...
    While users usually don't buy new hardware anyway becouse it's so hard to install they can at least be sure it works with Windows or Mac Os.
    But not Linux.

    With a specalised Linux platform they user can buy hardware for that system and know it will work on Linux.
    Ferther if the user dosen't have to open the box it's even easier to upgrade than Windows PCs.

    Also you'll have to go bribing companys to port software to Linux at first.
    To make sure drivers exist you'll also need to put together a "Linux Box" logo program.
    Say you name your system "TuxiCom" then you'll have a "TuxiCom certification program" certifying software
    and hardware conforms to the TuxiCom standards and can have the TuxiCom sticker.
    For hardware you want an open source version of the driver as well as a working binary on rom.

    For software you just want to be sure it dosen't do anything dangerous or stupid.

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    I don't actually exist.
  179. My mother is cleverer than yours. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 2

    Thank you very much.

    Yes Mom, you can carry on reading /. ...

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.