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This week's Slashdot interview guest is Alton Brown, host of the popular cable TV show Good Eats. This is a "reader request" interview in the wake of the surprisingly popular Slashdot review of Alton's book, I'm Just Here for the Food. Please post your questions below. we'll send 10 of the highest-moderated to Alton, and post his answers when we get them back.

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  1. Iron Chef Showdown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you and Emeril were doing battle in Kitchen Stadium, Who would win? ;-)

    1. Re:Iron Chef Showdown by spudnic · · Score: 5, Funny

      Emeril... He'd just copy exactly what the other guy did, then "kick it up a notch."

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    2. Re:Iron Chef Showdown by dj28 · · Score: 2

      And then he would add "BAM!" for the final touch.

    3. Re:Iron Chef Showdown by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > Not only that be he would annoy everyone else by mangling the recipe and mis-pronouncing each of the dishes' names and ingredients. He may also drive the Iron Chef nuts by using up all couple hundred cloves of garlic.

      He might drive the Iron Chef nuts by using 200 cloves of garlic.

      But he'd win.

      Garlic fucking rules.

      ObGarlic:
      1) One head of garlic. Maybe two. Peel.
      2) Slowly boil cloves in 4-5 cups of water. Add a bay leaf and some salt.
      3) Strain. Stash garlic in cheesecloth, and wring out.
      4) Return soup to a boil. Thicken and enrich with egg yolks.

      Eat. Eat well.

    4. Re:Iron Chef Showdown by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2

      No way Alton would win. He never cooks ANYTHING in under an hour. It's all waiting...it's very Zen.

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    5. Re:Iron Chef Showdown by BlackGriffen · · Score: 2

      You need to remember: for the most part the Food Network people are TV personalities. In fact, I can only think of three who are practicing chefs: Mario Batali, Jamie Oliver, and Bobby Flay. Jamie is probably too young and inexperienced (might have been a good match for Kobe). Mario, I think, is too used to laid back and time consuming cooking methods, though he'd probably surprise me. Bobby did battle Morimoto: lost in the U.S., won in Japan (on the novelty of tamales, and the panel's palettes rebelling at Morimoto's attempt to cook without soy sauce, it would seem to me). I really dislike Bobby for his egotistical attitude and lack of respect, and I'm embarrassed that an ass like him faced Morimoto. Sakai and probably Chen would have cleaned his clock, though. Not to mention Michiba San.

      At any rate, I remember an episode of "East Meets West" where Morimoto was guest starring. Ming mentioned that his fans were always asking him, "Why don't you go on Iron Chef?" and he said, "Because I don't like to lose."

      Don't get me wrong, Emeril might have been able to do something in his heyday, but he is definitely out of practice, and would not be capable of facing real chefs.

      BlackGriffen

    6. Re:Iron Chef Showdown by MaxVlast · · Score: 2

      Yea--that's the point of standards. Mixing in a cleaner batch makes it largely the same as the next batch down the line. If it doesn't make you sick and doesn't make it taste bad, what's the problem? People are always talking about chicken heads in McNuggets and cow eyes in hamburgers, but you know what? I don't much care. They taste good and I can reasonably rely on the FDA to make sure they won't kill me (or to tell me within a reasonable amount of time that I'm going to die from what I ate.)

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  2. Alton. by Winmac · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What would be the best way for someone to cook say late at night when he's just coding all he really can, but does not want to wake anyone up?

    I'm rather tired of bowls of corn flakes.

    Winmac.

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    1. Re:Alton. by einhverfr · · Score: 2

      Actually, there is a very simple answer here-- cook whatever you want to, so long as you don{t need a blender. If it requires a lot of noisy stuff, plan ahead, and do that well before you actually cook, just like they do on tv shows ;)

      Additionally there are many of wonderful recipies (including many pasta sauces) which require little to no chopping, or at least not anything that noisy. And if you know how to chop right, it doesn't make that much noise. But if people complain, you can always pre-prep your food.

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  3. Where do you get all the cool gadgets... by TannerzDeath · · Score: 2, Interesting

    like the salt keeper, the plunger measuring cup, the trippy wisks...

    1. Re:Where do you get all the cool gadgets... by acl993 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Good Eats Fan page (www.goodeatsfanpage.com) has a lot of information about the show, including the equipment Alton uses on the show. The url for the page is http://www.goodeatsfanpage.com/References/TheEquip ment.htm

      From there there are different pages for various types of items, including cook/bake ware, everyday equip., etc.

      Since www.goodeatsfanpage.com is going slow right now, you might try using this google search url (http://www.google.com/search?query=equipment%20si te%3Awww.goodeatsfanpage.com&num=10) and what you are looking for are the first few links.

    2. Re:Where do you get all the cool gadgets... by Flounder · · Score: 2
      The Pampered Chef also rebrands everything and "kicks up the price a notch!".

      I got my Alton Brown wickedly cool timer with temperature probe from a local cookware store for $25.99, definitely less than the $39.00 that Pampered Chef was wanting.

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    3. Re:Where do you get all the cool gadgets... by gleam · · Score: 2

      alton is going to be selling his own plunger measuring cup eventually, but until then you can buy a 2-cup version at www.kitchenetc.com, which also probably has your trippy wisks.

      -gleam

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  4. Suggest a good recipe using an all beef hot dog. by bigweenie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What is a decent way to serve up a hot dog, that is delicious, different and retains some of the barehandedness that makes so much of american cuisine so much fun!!!

  5. The Source... by hansendc · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I very rarely hear other cooking shows, critically analyze different cooking lore and legend. How did you start getting interested in the science behind cooking? Did you learn it just because it helps you makes better food, or have you been a long-time cooking geek? (see normal /. definition of geek) Do you use the Internet very extensively for research about the science of cooking?

  6. Other than your own cooking, what do you like? by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you were to arrive in a new city, without any knowledge of local dining, where would you eat and why?

  7. What are your favorite resteraunts? by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What is your favorite sit-down resteraunt and What is your favorite fast food resteraunt? If you were on death row what would you choose as your last meal?

    1. Re:What are your favorite resteraunts? by Matey-O · · Score: 2

      Why would Alton be on Death row? Oh, waitaminit, all those puppets and rubber eraser monster thingies in the yoghurt were really MANEFESTATIONS of his subconscious! And then somebody nearby tried to make a merangue in a non-reactive bowl and he went postal. (Just kidding Alton, you ROCK!)

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    2. Re:What are your favorite resteraunts? by guttentag · · Score: 2
      What is your favorite fast food resteraunt?
      I think that's a little too close to product placement for my taste. I'd rather have Brown tell us which of the following he says at fast food restaurants:
      • "I'll have a Number One."
      • "I'll have a Number Two."
      • "I'll have a Number Three."
      • "I'll have a Number Four."
      • "I'll have a Number Five."
      • "I'll have a Number Six."
      It's sufficiently non-denominational.
  8. Reverse Cooking? by Helmholtz+Coil · · Score: 2

    One question I've had for a while...if cooking is basically a chemical reaction, and chemical reactions can be reversed, does that mean that there's a chemistry of "uncooking?" Imagine the untapped millions of $ available to you if you can show people how to unburn their pot roast!

    1. Re:Reverse Cooking? by Vortran · · Score: 2

      You need to contain everything in a closed vessel. Then, the theory can be worked on. Otherwise you lose too much in terms of gases and airborne material.

      Then you have another problem.. re-synthesizing complex sugars and proteins. Once heat destroys these, they are very difficult to re-assemble from component parts.. it's like tying to get a diamond changed back into a lump of coal.

      Vortran out

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    2. Re:Reverse Cooking? by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Funny
      > Some chemical reactions are not reversible. In particular, IIRC, denatured protiens are irrevocably altered, and can't be re-assembled into their original state.

      To be more precise - some chemical reactions just happen to require a lot of energy and atom-by-atom processing in order to be reversed.

      You can, for instance, quite easily "uncook" a scrambled egg - by using a chicken as a bioreactor.

      Simply cram lots of milk and scrambled eggs into the beak end of a chicken, wait a few weeks, and voila! Reconstructed egg proteins are extruded from the, uh... other end of the chicken.

      (And what's even cooler, the reconstituted egg proteins are produced in ovoid-shaped calcium-based single-serving units. Much easier to handle than everything else that comes out of the business end of a chicken, lemme tell ya.)

  9. Why are some people better Cooks? by kallistiblue · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've noticed that some people seem to be naturally better cooks than others.
    I've know several people that follow a recipe very exactly. The food they create just doesn't turn out very good.
    Personally, I'll use a recipe as a guideline and use rough estimates. Most of the time, my meals turn out pretty well.
    It's as if a intuitive sense is needed.

    How does someone learn/teach this skill?

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    1. Re:Why are some people better Cooks? by twoshortplanks · · Score: 3, Informative
      It's the same thing with coding - some people are better coders than others, and just showing them the rules and syntax won't help them. They need to learn how to problem solve.

      Basically what you're attempting to do is called cognative skills transfer. It's no good transfering the rules of what to cook, you want to transfer the understanding of how you can combine various things, and how to anticipate what effect applying previously unknown combinations of ingredents and techniques work. Again, problem solving.

      There's lots of literature on this subject about teaching people this - it's called "Cogantive Transfer". I recommend looking at some of the stuff by Richard E. Mayer - very interesting.

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    2. Re:Why are some people better Cooks? by twoshortplanks · · Score: 2
      What are the three rules of Slashdot? Check your post, always include a link, and check your post!

      So I didn't do that, and I got a bad edit there where I repeat the term "Cognative [skill] transfer" - d'oh.

      And I didn't inlcude a like, like this one to Richard E Mayer's homepage

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    3. Re:Why are some people better Cooks? by kiwimate · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ditto for music. One needs to have a certain level of skill, and then practise to hone that skill. But there's this little thing called feeling. Either you have it or you don't. If you have it, then you can play nursery rhymes and imbue them with character and beauty. If you don't...well, then it's all just a bunch of notes.

      That's why B.B. King is a genius. Can you imagine anyone going up to him and saying, "Wow, that concert tonight was technically perfect!". Or, for that matter, "Man, you played fast tonight!" Not to detract from his technical abilities, but what matters is feeling. Call it soul, if you like -- it's the difference between B.B. King and legions of metal guitarists who can squeeze out 15 notes per second, but will never be musicians.

      It's probably the same reason why my spaghetti bolognaise is, well, usually not much more than your average spaghetti bolognaise. Sure, I can cook; but I haven't rehearsed my cooking, and I don't have a cook's feel for the proportions and the mixing and whatever else an expert does. And an expert in any field, be it cooking or painting or music, is a joy to behold.

    4. Re:Why are some people better Cooks? by nelsonal · · Score: 2

      I thought the first rule of slashdot is "You do not talk about Slashdot."

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    5. Re:Why are some people better Cooks? by caferace · · Score: 2
      Indeed. I had an "incident" with tarragon and peas last night. Peas like a little bit of tarragon, not a lot. Too much and they end up tasting like capers. Ick.

      My wife gets scared when she hears the spice door opening. Luckily, I nailed the bacon wrapped filet mignon, so there was a saving grace.

  10. If you could take one food to... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2
    1) the International Space Station

    2) a Desert Island

    3) Sally Struthers


    Which would it be?

  11. Salt.... by B00yah · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why is it that no matter what you're cooking, salt makes it better? Desserts, meat, vegetables, etc.

    1. Re:Salt.... by Enry · · Score: 2

      One of his shows (or maybe it was the book) went over this. IIRC, a larger portion of the tongue is dedicated to sensing salt.

  12. Vegetarians by sammy.lost-angel.com · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As a vegetarian, I'm compelled to ask this: Have you seen a trend in recent years of more vegetarians, or more dishes made without meat? Time magazine had a recent cover story about this, and my feeling is it's becoming a more important part of everyones lives, yet whenever I catch a cooking show on TV it lacks making many vegetarian dishes.

    I sort of compare it to Microsoft talking to a lot of my friends: there is a lot of misinformation out there, and you simply don't need to support a "big evil company" just like you don't need to eat the flesh of animals.

    Mod this as you feel appropriate :)

    1. Re:Vegetarians by scotch · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why stop there? You don't need to eat the flesh of veggies either. If you really cared about your fellow creature, you would just sit in the sun and photosynthesize.

      (grinning, ducking, running)

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    2. Re:Vegetarians by Vortran · · Score: 2

      As soon as someone can grow a cabbage that tastes like a prime rib steak or a turnip that tastes like a bratwurst, I'm vegetarian all the way!!

      Yes you're right.. one does not need to eat the flesh of animals. It's kinda yucky and none too healthy.. but they're so TASTY!!

      Vortan out

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    3. Re:Vegetarians by Matey-O · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think Vegetarian food has lost the 'stigma' it once had. It's gotten to the point now where I'll frequently have a meal without meat and not think anything about it. (Certainly not "Hey! Look at that! I just ate something without MEAT in it!")

      As far as doing it for your own political desires, have at it. I find it curious that much of the vegetarian food industry is devoted to foodstuff that looks and tastes like meat. There's a biological desire there to use meat as a source of protein. And really on a buch of levels, nothing beats a good Ribeye. (blah blah blah, 6 lbs of grain and 88 million gallons of water to make that ribeye, blah blah blah)

      That's not to say I don't also love a good vegetable curry now and then.

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    4. Re:Vegetarians by passion · · Score: 2

      think about it - the massive enslavement of several other species who don't even get to turn around in their stall, nor see the light of day their entire life... how is that any different from plugging someone into the matrix? (I guess there aren't expensive computer programs entertaining their brains).

      Eat veggies - they don't have brains. If you're really concerned about killing living things, then only eat fruit after it's fallen from the tree. But this is really taking things a little too far though, after all many fruits have formed a sybiotic relationship with animals. Why do you think most fruit seeds are coated with sweet nutritious coatings? So that animals will pick them up and spread the seeds around. That's why cherries make you shit - it's their way of getting birds to make new cherry trees that don't have to compete for the same piece of land as the parent.

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    5. Re:Vegetarians by scotch · · Score: 2
      There are entire _countries_ out there whose people _never_ eat anything to do with meat, and they seem to get along just fine.

      Name one, band-name-thief.

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    6. Re:Vegetarians by T3kno · · Score: 2

      How do you feel about fly swatters, or ant spray? They are living beings too, no one seems to ever have a problem with pest control AFAIK. Hypocrites.

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    7. Re:Vegetarians by curunir · · Score: 2

      I hear that a lot from meat eaters who can't understand how vegetarians can be happy without eating meat. They simply don't believe that you can derive the same enjoyment from a vegetarian diet as you can from eating meat. But I don't believe this is the case.

      Before I gave up meat, I used to love some meats...Pepperoni in particular. The mere thought of a pizza smothered in thin red meat circles would trigger my brain to release some sort of chemical that made me quite happy. Then came college when I gave up meat (hey...it was UC Santa Cruz, so it was trendy.) Now, I don't even like the smell of pepperoni and actually eating it will make me sick. But the interesting thing is, I still get that chemical happiness from just thinking about food that I like...it's just different foods now. Whereas before it was Pepperoni or a double cheeseburger, now it is a stir-fry with tofu or a spicy bean burger (<homer>mmm...spicy bean burger</homer>.)

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    8. Re:Vegetarians by sharkey · · Score: 2

      And really on a buch of levels, nothing beats a good Ribeye.

      I just can't agree with that. A good Prime Rib or Porterhouse definitely tops a good Ribeye.

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    9. Re:Vegetarians by Noofus · · Score: 2

      We, as (westernized?) humans, do no good to the world for eating fruit. If we eat the seeds at all, they get crapped out into a bowl and flushed to a waste treatment facility. If we dont eat the seeds, they get thrown into a trashcan where they end up at a landfill. However these seeds probably cant germinate (and survive) without its energy coating. Fruit thats intended to be eaten and deposited wont fare well either trying to grow in the town dump (or someone's compost heap).

      Therefore eating fruit constitutes murder (abortion!). So what do we do now? I guess we can only generate a glucose substance for us to eat, using only an artificial process. We cant use sugar cane, it kills the plant to extract the juice.

      Maybe we can train (evolve) some bacteria to generate a glucose + protine goo that we can all gulp down for nutrition. Wait a minute, thats bacterial slavery!

      Now THAT is going to an extreme :) Me? Just give me a nice juicy steak, some lightly steamed grean beans, or snow peas, and some mashed potatoes - made with heavy cream, and ill be happy as a clam. Oh, and a nice hoppy pale ale to finish it all off.

    10. Re:Vegetarians by passion · · Score: 2

      If something is actively biting me, I smack it with my hand - this is the natural order of things. You'd do the same thing if I were to take a bite out of you.

      Otherwise, if the bug is in my house, I try to capture it and release it outdoors.

      Pesticides are just as dangerous to humans as they are to insects, they just don't kill as quickly. Think about why so many more people are getting cancers these days, and you'll find that increase has grown with the increased use of pesticides. When I have an infestation, I try to use natural remedies -> for example, a little cotton swab of peppermint oil will stop ants from invading your place.

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    11. Re:Vegetarians by bleckywelcky · · Score: 2


      It is even more than that. Humans, by nature, are designed to eat meat. We are carnivores, not vegetarians. A human attempting to be a vegetarian is akin to a pig trying to fly. Our digestive system is designed inside and out to digest meat thorougly while only digesting plant materials partially. From our jaw and teeth to the digestive juices in our stomach to the various chemicals secreted throughout the entire digestive process, we are meant to consume and digest meat on a regular basis. On the other hand, plant material does not fair so well in our digestive system. We can crush all sorts of material with our molars and pulverize it with stomach juices and stomach movements, but we can not digest plant material thoroughly because we lack the ability to break down plant cell walls, thereby refusing our digestive system access to the chemicals needed inside the cell. The only nutrients we can obtain from plants are those in between the plant cells, holding whatever structure of the plant together. Humans are supposed to eat meat, and should, as we can stay stronger and healthier that way.

    12. Re:Vegetarians by pthisis · · Score: 2

      I hear that a lot from meat eaters who can't understand how vegetarians can be happy without eating meat. They simply don't believe that you can derive the same enjoyment from a vegetarian diet as you can from eating meat. But I don't believe this is the case.

      You're welcome to your opinion, but this is (quite literally) a matter of taste.

      It's pretty simple set arithmetic to see that an omnivorous diet has more in it than a vegetarian diet. I'm not saying you can't have a yummy and satisfying vegetarian diet, but you _are_ losing options when you do it. If pig snouts happens to be the thing you find tastiest, the vegetarian diet doesn't include them.

      And yes, if you change your eating habits you may find after a while that you no longer like what you used to eat. But that's largely a matter of conditioning.

      IOW, there are a lot of good arguments for vegetarianism. This isn't one.

      now it is a stir-fry with tofu or a spicy bean burger

      Tofu is great. It's one of my favorite foods, extremely versatile.

      Can't say as I've had a bean burger I cared for. Really, I hate all these meat substitutes (everything from soy cheese to bean burgers to Quorn). There are so many good vegetable meals that I don't see the point of eating bad meat substitutes. And if you spend all your time trying to create things that look/smell/feel/taste like meat, it undermines the "I don't miss meat" argument.

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    13. Re:Vegetarians by scotch · · Score: 2
      I like Autechre, just giving you a hard time.

      I'm not mysterious, I just don't have any interesting qualities.

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    14. Re:Vegetarians by passion · · Score: 2

      Fruit thats intended to be eaten and deposited wont fare well either trying to grow in the town dump (or someone's compost heap).

      au contraire, mon frere. Try leaving a few seeds in a well-maintained compost heap... they'll grow like Audrey from little shop of horrors. Seeds love compost.

      Therefore eating fruit constitutes murder (abortion!)

      Not quite, this would be more akin to having sex, or using a contraceptive, as the seed hasn't sprouted yet.

      Although the freshly-sprouting barley grains that are killed in 155 degree water during the malting process that is used to make your hoppy ale... that could be considered abortion.

      Maybe we can train (evolve) some bacteria to generate... Oh, and a nice hoppy pale ale to finish it all off.

      That's not far off from the yeast culture used to ferment that beer. The little yeasties eat the malt sugar and oxygen and poop out alchohol and CO2. While continuing to thrive until they go dormant at a certain alcoholic percentage. They can be re-used over and over again.

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    15. Re:Vegetarians by Derwen · · Score: 2

      This begs me to ask the question: Do veggies really "love animals" or do they just really hate plants?
      Hmm, try a little arithmetic:
      one pound of steak arrives on your plate courtesy of some fifty pounds of plants (and ten to a hundred times its calorific value in energy consumed to produce it, depending upon the production method, but that's another matter).
      One pound of vegetables costs the life of one pound of vegetables.

      Ergo our carrot munching friends have saved the lives of 49 pounds of vegetables each time you eat a pound of steak.
      (and saved millions of acres of land, so other people on this crowded planet can eat - perhaps it's people that veggies like, after all?)
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    16. Re:Vegetarians by garett_spencley · · Score: 2

      There's a biological desire there to use meat as a source of protein.

      I don't see this. I agree that there's a whole ton of vegetarian products that try to look and taste like meat. I'm not too sure as to why but I think it has to do with the fact that people who do eat meat who have to cator to vegetarians are at a loss for what to make them.

      If you're hosting your brother's birthday party, your sister is vegetarian and you're barbequeing burgers then what do you cook for her that doesn't take any more time the burgers? Well veggie burgers seem appropriate....

      I could be wrong of course. Maybe there are vegetarians who actually request these products but to speak for myself I don't.

      I personally can't stand veggie-dogs and veggie-burgers and veggie-whatever. I'm a vegetarian and have no desire to eat anything that tastes, smells or physically ressembles meat.

      So speak for yourself when you claim that there's a biological desire. I think that the majority of people have grown up to be accustomed to meat products and so of course they crave what they know and like...

      I have a hard time believing that there's any biology behind it.

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    17. Re:Vegetarians by Quixote · · Score: 2
      It is even more than that. Humans, by nature, are designed to eat meat.

      Did you really think when you wrote this, or did you just dig it out of your ass?

      I'll take an example: In India, there are 100s of millions of people who are complete vegetarians; who will not eat egss, fish, poultry or (red) meat. And yet they are healthy; live long and fruitful lives and (going by the population) reproduce like nobody's business. Now please tell me, why is this so?

      "Humans were designed to eat meat" is just another myth that people propagate, who don't want to consider the alternatives. It makes it a nice, closed argument: God/nature meant it this way, so I don't want to change.

      If you ever want to try a vegetarian lifestyle, stay away from the "meat substitutes" like Boca burgers and other such crap. Go for the true vegetarian life: try the different legumes, beans, grains, spices, fruits, etc. and your tongue will wake up to the most exquisite world of taste that it will ever know. Mix them together (properly) to form succulent dishes that send your taste buds screaming in delightful agony. The rich flavors of the vegetarian world are light-years ahead of the hunk of meat at your local butcher.

    18. Re:Vegetarians by scotch · · Score: 2
      Yes, but in the vegan option, the cow never existed. Who's more cruel?

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    19. Re:Vegetarians by eddy+the+lip · · Score: 2

      I'm not going to get into the whole vegetarian vs. meat eater debate in this post, but there's a rather glaring flaw in your argument - your friend has a genetic disorder, and when she eats fish, she's ok. "Therefore all healthy people should also eat meat to stay healthy" is not a valid conclusion from that. Even "all people with this genetic disorder should eat fish" is probably pushing it. You have one anecdote, about one person and provide no further environmental or dietary information.

      In short, even if (if) I was to grant that eating meat is the only way to maintain a healthy diet, your argument would not support that conclusion.

      (oo...look, I fed a troll)

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    20. Re:Vegetarians by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      Humans can digest meat. However, humans have a limited ability to digest plant matter. This was one of the original purposes of livestock animals. Most of them can take advantage of food sources that we simply can't utilize.

      Your example of India does not refute the thesis that humans are designed to eat meat. It only demonstrates that humans that are well separated from nature will go to significant effort to indulge in unnatural behaivor.

      OTOH, many Irish died during the Potato blight with bellies full of grass.

      What kind of "vegetarian" can't make use of grasses?

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    21. Re:Vegetarians by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      Who cares about India?

      Do they have extreme life expectancies like Soviet Georgians? Otherwise, the fact that they can "get by" eating an impoverished diet doesn't really demonstrate anything.

      Then, once you've identified a suitable population you've got to isolate genetics from the equation.

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    22. Re:Vegetarians by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      Gorillas aren't Homo Sapiens.

      There's 10 million years of distance between us and them. They're probably much better at digesting leaves than we are.

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    23. Re:Vegetarians by Quixote · · Score: 2
      It only demonstrates that humans that are well separated from nature will go to significant effort to indulge in unnatural behaivor.

      Please. These Indians have been vegetarians for millenia. Their ancient holy books (3000+ years old) tout the advantages of being vegetarian. Are you saying that their ancestors of 2000+ years ago were more separated from nature than today's typical Western meat eater?

      What kind of "vegetarian" can't make use of grasses?

      Just because you're a vegetarian it doesn't mean that any damn plant matter is digestible by you! There are lots of plants out there that no herbivore will touch. This is the problem with you meat-minded people: you think that all plants are the same, just because all meat looks the same! They are not.

    24. Re:Vegetarians by cpeterso · · Score: 2

      we can not digest plant material thoroughly because we lack the ability to break down plant cell walls, thereby refusing our digestive system access to the chemicals needed inside the cell.

      This is called fiber and it is good for you!

      Why is fiber important to your diet?

    25. Re:Vegetarians by gimpboy · · Score: 2

      Meat has proteins that we need, and the bean combinations that you need to fully supliment your diet without meat have only been available to everyone in this modern age of transportation, artificial planting, etc.

      i would bet a large portion of the indian population would argue that this is incorrect. from speaking with indian friends, i gather that a large portion of their population has been vegetarian for quite a while (read thousands of years). this would be before transportation, artificial planting, etc that we have in this ``modern age''.

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    26. Re:Vegetarians by bleckywelcky · · Score: 2


      I'm sorry, but this just made me laugh my ass off...

      The rich flavors of the vegetarian world are light-years ahead of the hunk of meat at your local butcher.

      Gather all the professional chefs in the world, and for the heck of it include the amateurs as well, and I would find it hard to believe that even 1% would agree with what you said. Not that there aren't fine tasting vegetarian meals, but your downplay of the use of meat in meals it utterly ridiculous, although somewhat amusing.

      Not to mention that if you try to use quasi-artificial vegetarian ingredients, vege meals will have that 'processed' taste to it. I'm talking about stuff that you can't just walk out into your garden and pick up to make a meal, ya know - all the various tomatoes, pickles, squashes, beets, onions, beans, etc. You can make some good side dishes out of that stuff for a meal with meat at its heart.

      My point wasn't that vegetarians are doomed to die by time they're 20, or that they would be grapsing for their life in some sort of death struggle as they eat vegetarian meals, I know many people who try to stay vegetarian and they aren't dropping dead like flies. My point was that I have read various blurbs in scientific books are journals that describe the meat eating characteristics of the human body. Check this out for a short and sweet overview of the vegetarian/omnivore argument. If you actually take the time (or remember from HS or College) to study the digestive system of humans, you'll notice a lot of mechanisms with the specific task of digesting meat. What sense would it make to have these mechanisms so prevalently in place and not use them? It would be like a bird with wings that wouldn't fly... hundreds (thousands, tens of thousands?) of species of birds can fly... the penguin can't fly (well, through the air at least)... I don't think humans are the penguin of the hominines subfamily of the animal kingdom.

      As well, I'm not saying that one should stay away from any plant matter, it's fine to eat salads, fruit bowls, vegetables, etc... in fact encouranged, because some of these plant materials provide nutrients (outside of the plant cells) that are good for you. What I am saying though is that people who try to argue that eating meat will kill you (while not being poised or whatnot), is some sort of disgusting habit, or will be the demise of us all are completely off their rockers, and it would do them some good to take down some BBQ ribs or a nice glazed honey ham (which I'm sure you can't find a good vegetarian equivalent for either of, and don't even try to say BBQ ribs taste like crap, cause you sir would be out of your mind).

    27. Re:Vegetarians by Derwen · · Score: 2

      Cows are raised on marginal land. That's grass land that's poor, too steep or rocky to be plowed, irrigated, or raise other crops).
      Hey, you obviously don't live in the prime dairy area of your country. Cows here are raised on high quality land: in the winter they feed on crops grown on other prime quality land.
      Now a lot of second guessing about our diet goes on by people who know everything. But the bottom line is...
      That's quite true, however not only are my roots in the country, I still live their now, in a village where cows outnumber peple ten to one ;-)
      - Derwen

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    28. Re:Vegetarians by Derwen · · Score: 2

      but in the vegan option, the cow never existed. Who's more cruel?
      An interesting point, let's follow this line a little...
      In the western world 95% of dairy cows are conceived through artificial insemination (the other AI ;-)
      Now, as you say, were we all to turn vegan, these cows would not exist. Is the suggestion that it is better to create a huge amount of life, regardless of consequence - that quantity of life is a good in itself?
      OK then, better get campaigning against China's birth control policies - which are holding the country's population at scarcely more than a billion. And all those charities (and the UN) working to promote birth control in Latin America, lets stop that now!

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    29. Re:Vegetarians by Derwen · · Score: 2

      Fifty pounds of what kind of plant? Grass?
      0. Grass sward contains many useful and edible plants. 1. Dig up the grass and plant some of the 5000 edible plants that grow in our climate. 2. What cattle eat only grass species? 3. If you want to eat cows (or mothers' milk from cows) then fine, but find an argument that isn't based on land use. I've got plenty that you could have, but I'm not feeling generous today ;-P

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    30. Re:Vegetarians by scotch · · Score: 2
      I don't follow you at all.

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    31. Re:Vegetarians by scotch · · Score: 2
      OK, got you. What I think is absurd about that particular line of reasoning is that it values humans above all other animals (especially farm animals) which runs counter to other bits of vegan reasoning.

      Me? I like meat.

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    32. Re:Vegetarians by DJerman · · Score: 2

      You're forgetting the millions of yeasts that are boiled alive in every loaf. Save the Protists!

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    33. Re:Vegetarians by Loundry · · Score: 2

      Please. These Indians have been vegetarians for millenia. Their ancient holy books (3000+ years old) tout the advantages of being vegetarian.

      Neither of these points have anything to do with whether or not humans are physiologically omnivores.

      Are you saying that their ancestors of 2000+ years ago were more separated from nature than today's typical Western meat eater?

      I didn't think she/he was saying that. I was thinking that she/he said that humans are vesitile and resilient and will proceed to do many things (such as circumcision, homosexuality, and vegetarianism) that their bodies were not physiologically intended for.

      I'm gay, by the way.

      Just because you're a vegetarian it doesn't mean that any damn plant matter is digestible by you! There are lots of plants out there that no herbivore will touch.

      And there are also lots of plants (such as the stalks of various grasses) which are the pricipal diet of hundreds of species of herbivores (which do not include humans) that are completely and totally undigestable by humans (which are omnivores). You can talk about morals and ethics all you want, but you can't deny physiology. I think this represents a flaw in vegetarian philosophy.

      This is the problem with you meat-minded people:

      This is "all of you suck!" Phrases like this build walls, not bridges. You're not going to convert anyone to vegetarianism by telling them what their problems are.

      you think that all plants are the same, just because all meat looks the same! They are not.

      This is a blanket statement, but I think it does represent a healthy majority of the mindset of non-vegetarians.

      I was a vegetarian by choice for several years. I think most vegetarians come off like bible-beating Christians: arrogant, rude, self-aggrandizing, patronizing, and negative. Many of your words make you come off this way, too. Why do vegetarians behave in this way? (Please don't reply by starting with, "Because meat-eaters . . . .")

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  13. Economy Geek Food by Tom7 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Here's what I want in a meal. If I'm like other geeks, and I think I am, they'll be interested too:

    - Easy to prepare in bulk, hard to screw up
    - Made from cheap ingredients I can purchase in bulk and that keep more-or-less indefinitely
    - Leftovers are robust and reheatable in the microwave
    - Healthy and tasty

    My best recipe so far is two gallons of chili made in a big slow-cooker. Do you have any other suggestions?

    1. Re:Economy Geek Food by spotter · · Score: 2

      Baked Ziti.

      1 9*12 roaster/baker aluminum pan
      1 lb of ziti noodle
      1 jar of marinara sauce
      1 lb of Ricotta Cheese
      8 oz of Mozerella

      boil water, put noodles in water, cook for the 10 minutes (or as per directions).

      drain water, dump noodles into pan, dump sauce into pan, dump cheese into pan. mix well.

      layer on top with mozerella.

      bake in oven at 350-400 for 30 minutes (or until done). Depending on how you can cover your ziti pan with aluminum foil. Stores and reheats easily. Can make 2, 3... pounds of nododles at once. (I normally do 2, lasts me an entire week)

    2. Re:Economy Geek Food by spotter · · Score: 2

      hmm, slightly not thinking not 1 lb of mozerrella, but 16 oz (fluid oz's I believe, perhaps it equates to lb's some how). Also 8 oz of the shreded mozerella.

    3. Re:Economy Geek Food by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      Baked Ziti.

      Prego has some pasta sauces for baking...you can make baked ziti without boiling the pasta first. IIRC, you dump the pasta, a jar of sauce, and a jar full of water into a baking dish, stir, cover, and throw into the oven. After a while, you uncover, stir, top with cheese, and let it bake some more. It's good stuff, and you only get one dish dirty (instead of also getting a pot dirty).

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    4. Re:Economy Geek Food by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 2

      Might i reccomend my recipe for Antacid milkshake (the 2 liter recipe) because after eating two gallons of chili over any length of time you're gonna need it

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    5. Re:Economy Geek Food by IvyMike · · Score: 2

      I find this a question a little un-geeklike, because Alton's recipes usually are as simple as they can be while still producing quality food. (Unlike Emeril or Martha, who in my opinion have recipes that are needlessly complicated for no good reason...) Not only that, but he's one of the few people who actually explain the whys of their recipes; it's quite akin to getting commented source code. His recipes explain everything, which make it really easy to make experimental changes.

      In other words, he's already giving you high-quality food source code. If I were him, I wouldn't want my name attached to any lower-quality source code that sacrifices quality.

      To extend the analogy, asking Alton this question is sort of the moral equivalent of asking Linus Torvalds for some Visual Basic code.

    6. Re:Economy Geek Food by cdrudge · · Score: 2

      For me it's not the pot, but the ease of making it. It is easier and quicker for me to toss a box of pasta, dump in the sauce and toss it in the oven for 30 minutes then boiling the water & cooking the pasta, then dumping in the sauce. It just skips a step.

    7. Re:Economy Geek Food by Starving+Artist · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you can cook rice, then Jambalaya baby!!

      Just toss in whatever meat bits you've got (chicken chunks, sausage, bacon, shrimp, etc...), along with a bunch of veggies (celery, onion, tomatoes, bell/red/chili peppers, etc...), cook up, add some liquid (tobasco, water, chicken stock, beer, etc...), add some long grain rice (about 1 part rice to 2 parts liquid), cover your pot, drop the heat and wait for rice to cook.

      The trickiest part is cooking all of the rice without burning it, but once you've done it once, you're good to go.

    8. Re:Economy Geek Food by Lxy · · Score: 2

      It's called "pizza".

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    9. Re:Economy Geek Food by DJerman · · Score: 2
      If you don't cook the pasta in advance, use canned crushed tomatoes (or whole tomatoes which you crush by hand, even better) and some dried basil and/or oregano, you'll get brighter flavors and go as fast or faster. Just make sure the noodles are submerged before baking and they'll slurp up the tomato-water just fine. If it stays soupy near the end, uncover to dry it out a bit.

      But do use a cheap glass or enamelled roasting pan, not aluminum -- the tomato acid will tend to rot the pan, and the pan will in turn color the tomatoes. Not an issue for a disposable pan unless you get some particularly tart tomatoes, but it may go nasty in the fridge.

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    10. Re:Economy Geek Food by DJerman · · Score: 2
      If you have an oven, a bird is good, or a beef or pork roast -- get a probe thermometer and follow Alton's instructions. Add steamed or boiled veggies and you have a "real meal" or serve with rolls for succulent sandwitches. This will keep you from having to lug _your_ computer to the lan party for a long time....

      Back in the real world... stews and thick soups are good. Get egg noodles (the kind that are sold in knotty balls, preferably), broth, some leeks or onions and carrots and other floatable veggies, boil and serve. Biscuits rolled flat and shredded make it chicken 'n' dumplings.

      To stew, start sooner and cook slower, using forkable lumps of the toughest, cheapest meat you can buy. Crock pot or slow bubble on the hot plate for 4 hours or so, with taters and carrots and onion (and turnips, whatever veggies look good, but no peppers till the end -- they go bitter). Mmmm. Gets better while the party goes on. Serve over a half bowl of rice or noodle to stretch it out.

      And look up the Once and Future Beans on foodtv.com for a butt-kicking baked bean dish. Just be sure to end the party before the beans start to speak....

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  14. Questions... by f00zbll · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Have you ever made filo dough from scratch? If so, what are the secrets of making perfect filo dough?

    Do you keep a database of your recipes or do you use the old fashion method of dead trees?

  15. Junk Food by boa13 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So, I'm a student here in the U.S., eating way more fast-food than I should, watching a population around me that is fatter than what we have in Europe. What do you think about the so-called junk food, and the people that eat it? Are you or would you get involved in campaigns that aim to educate people about what they eat?

  16. Heat? by Dirtside · · Score: 2

    Wait wait, WHAT? You can HEAT food? Hot damn! I'm writing this down... no more frozen taquitos in the middle of a 16-hour coding binge for me!

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  17. posting anonymously for obvious reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
    My fiancee is not a good cook. There are a few things she cooks pretty well, but she just doesn't have the talent of someone who really knows how to cook.

    I myself am a decent enough cook, however, I don't know how to teach her to cook, as I am a horrible teacher.

    So, my question to you is this...

    How can a pretty bad cook learn the essentials of good cooking?

    1. Re:posting anonymously for obvious reasons by Misch · · Score: 3, Funny

      My dad: "When I married your mom, there were only two things I didn't like about her. One, she couldn't dress. Two, she couldn't cook. She took a few classes and now dresses to kill, and cooks the same way."

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  18. Mod this up! by mekkab · · Score: 2

    This is a great question!

    Although if he's anything like most geeks,

    He'll do a bunch of research before hand. If there was not time for that, I bet he'd simply ask around (thats how I found some great barbeque in Kansas city (not that thats hard, but the first two places I was "directed" to sucked.))

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  19. Differences in yeasts? by Ricdude · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What are the main differences in the types of yeast used for making bread, versus the types of yeast used for making beer? Could someone, for example, take a beer yeast culture and make a decent sourdough from it?

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    1. Re:Differences in yeasts? by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      What are the main differences in the types of yeast used for making bread, versus the types of yeast used for making beer? Could someone, for example, take a beer yeast culture and make a decent sourdough from it?

      I could be talking out my ass on this, but I suspect that baking yeast is optimized for production of gas (to make bread rise) while brewing yeast is optimized for producing alcohol (for obvious reasons :-) ). All yeasts produce both carbon dioxide and ethanol to some extent. In breadmaking, you want the carbon dioxide and don't care about the ethanol. In brewing, it's the other way around. (Almost...bottle-conditioned beer (nearly all homebrew, and some commercially-produced beers such as Rare Vos and Sierra Nevada Pale Ale) uses the carbon dioxide for carbonation.)

      At least, I think I remember reading something along those lines in my homebrew books...

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    2. Re:Differences in yeasts? by Dahan · · Score: 2
      I could be talking out my ass on this, but I suspect that baking yeast is optimized for production of gas ... while brewing yeast is optimized for producing alcohol....

      I don't think you can optimize for one or the other... (at least if by "optimize" you mean producing more of one than the other). They come as a set :)

      C6H12O6 -> 2 C2H5OH + 2 CO2
      I.e. for every molecule of sucrose, you get 2 molecules of ethanol and 2 molecules of carbon dioxide.
  20. How does he develop these methods? by kiwimate · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From the /. review:

    Back to the grill, he's removed one of the plates on the side of his grill and fitted it with a piece of tailpipe. Then, when he's grilling, he sticks a hair dryer in the tailpipe and uses it to whip the coals into an inferno. Which might explain why he gets his oven mitts from the hardware store in the form of welding gloves. When talking about ovens, he describes how he builds an oven out of firebricks, and how he uses a large terra cotta pot to cook a chicken in his oven. It's all in the name of even heat distribution. He's also not above rewiring his electric skillet to provide a greater range of temperatures. You know you've read something good when the author includes a mini-disclaimer to the effect of "if you try this at home kids, I and the publisher are not responsible."

    Okay, well, he's apparently fairly cool.

    As for the question: how does he come up with these rather novel cooking methods? Is it trial and error (and, if so, what errors)? Does he have any sort of physics background? Or does he just wake up at 2am and think what a wizard idea it would be to use a hair dryer as a catalyst for his cooking?

    1. Re:How does he develop these methods? by Soko · · Score: 2

      Actually, it's simpler science, I would imagine. Can you cook a whole chicken by pointing a cutting torch at it? Why not? Seems like common sense, but there's a lot of science behind the reason why the above isn't a terribly good idea.

      The reason why you toss a (good) steak on a raging hot grill is to sear the outside of the meat closed. Then when you cook it, all of the good stuff stays inside, instead of dripping on to the coals and burning away. A properly cooked, medium rare steak should only lose about 1/8 of it's pre-cooked weight to moisture loss. Anyway, simple chemistry/physics tells us that the more fuel+oxygen you give a fire (forcing a faster chemical reaction = more of the by-products in a shorter time span, in this case infra-red energy), the hotter it gets, and the hotter it gets, the better the seal on the food. The hair dryer's providing a way of flash-searing the food he's grilling.

      I cook holiday turkeys with this in mind - I start with the oven @280 C (450 F) for about 1/2 an hour. The reason? I try to turn the skin essentially into a watertight bag, so the critter cooks in it's own juices after I turn the heat down to 200 C (325 F). I also make an oversized aluminum foil tent that I put over the bird, in order to disrupt the normal heat flow in my non-convection oven and even out the heat on the bird. The hot air flows from the bottom to the top through the middle, hits the ovens roof and goes back down via the sides, then repeats. The tent forces the heat to the sides before it hits the roof, and creates turbulance. This turbulance washes the sides of the bird in hot air. Result? My turkey is done about %60 faster and is almost always overly juicy. Yum.

      Like the reviewer said, it's all about heat distribution. Dammit, now I'm hungry.

      Soko

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  21. Small kitchen - what tools? by Enry · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have a rather small kitchen, but love cooking. The downside is that I have a lot of gear all over the place, usually because I really need it. What would you recommend as a "required list" of tools (utensils/appliances) that people should have in their kitchen?

    1. Re:Small kitchen - what tools? by gallen1234 · · Score: 5, Informative

      A list of Alton's Essentials can be found on his website in a typically quirky format.

    2. Re:Small kitchen - what tools? by dagoalieman · · Score: 2

      Along the same lines- being a college student I rent.. CHEAP. As a result of this, storage space is minimal, if that. Cooking tools I've got a decent selection for (and a place under the sink for.) In the bathroom-sized cabinet above my stove, however, I can't fit many things in. What spices/ingredients (like salt) are essential to be used?

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    3. Re:Small kitchen - what tools? by Uruk · · Score: 2

      He has an area on his website that sort of answers this question. Check this out. It has a list of tools that he likes to have in a kitchen, and why. Many are rather multipurpose items, so you can do lots of different things with relatively few tools.

      Hope this helps.

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    4. Re:Small kitchen - what tools? by dagoalieman · · Score: 2

      It's actually over the sink, but the size of my kitchen puts the stove about 1 ft (if that) from the sink. It doesn't get direct heat, but may get some ambient heat. The spices are on the opposite side of the cabinet.

      Thanks for the advice though. I didn't really know that. The fact that I'd done it was pure luck, not intentional. (I'm a Newbie cook, but love trying..)

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    5. Re:Small kitchen - what tools? by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 2

      More than *anything* else, I recommend purchasing good cutlery. You can easily spend a few thousand dollars on a set of knives that will last you a lifetime, but if you can drop something in the $500 range, I recommend the J.A. Henckels Vier Sterne (Four Star) series -- the blades are very high quality, freeze-hardened steel, and as long as you take proper care of them, they should last eternally.

      If they don't, that's what the lifetime warranty is for.

      On top of those, get two cutting boards -- a larger wood one for dealing with dry goods and vegetables, and a plastic one for dealing with meats (so it can be washed in the dishwasher, and because the blood won't soak into the plastic).

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    6. Re:Small kitchen - what tools? by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2

      The list is interesting... but I wish there was a brief blurb on WHY these tools are essential. Granted - I'm not exactly up on good cooking. So maybe its my ignorance that gets in the way. But then, this would have been a great way to start chipping away at that ignorance.

  22. dirty pleasures .. ? by peatbakke · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As a well known chef, people must assume you have a refined palate and discerning tastes ... but do you ever get a crazy cravin' for a Big Mac? Do you have a secret lust for a particular type of junk food?

  23. Question by JiMbOb_ka · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Having watched your show numerous times, it is easy to see you have a genuine "geekness" about you. As a fellow member of the tribe, I always find it interesting to see how you explain so many things with the science behind the matter rather than just explaining it away with "Because that's the way it's always been done.". My question to you is this, have you always been a cerebrally inclined individual? Have you faced many hurdles in the cooking world due to your pursuit of the science and taste and not the tradition?

  24. Web site.. by mwalker · · Score: 2

    Why is it that everytime I want to watch your show, Emeril is on instead?

  25. Art vs. Science by Susskins · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A lot of your show is dedicated to the Science of cooking, and to the underlying physics of food. Your Grandmother (in a really cool episode about biscuits) demonstrated a wicked amount of Artistic Skill, the "look and feel" of food preparation. Do you have any thoughts about the balance of Art and Science in cooking?

  26. Knives by cporter · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Mr. Brown, I've been watching your show for some time, and I know that you provide a good deal good advice on selecting and caring for kitchen equipment: appliances, "gadgets," cookware, and even a barbecue grill. I appreciate this part of "Good Eats" a great deal.

    One discussion I haven't seen: I consider the most important multitasker in my kitchen to be a knife, mainly my 8" chef's knife. What advice do you have for choosing a set of knives? Which knives do you consider the most important in food prep? Do you sharpen them yourself or have them sharpened at a shop?

    Thank You
    Chris

    1. Re:Knives by veddermatic · · Score: 3

      This is covered in the book, as well as in epsiode EA1B12, the tomato sauce one.

      Good question, but we only have 10, so let's ask something he hasen't covered.

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    2. Re:Knives by autechre · · Score: 2


      He did address this in a past show, but I forget which one. I didn't see it, but I did read the transcript at www.goodeatsfanclub.com.

      For the record, here's what I remember from the episode: Choose a quality knife that feels comfortable to you. Hone them at home after each use (it actually straightens the blade, not sharpens it). Professionals send their knives out to be sharpened, and so should you.

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    3. Re:Knives by CharlieG · · Score: 2

      Pros send their knives out to be sharpened because they really don't have the time. At home, you CAN learn to do it yourself - it's not hard - current favorite method is a pair of Water stones - a 600, followed by a silver stone

      But then again, I'm a knife nut - for GOOD basic sharpening, go out and buy a Spyderco Model 204 sharpenee - and USE IT

      Gad I hate dull knives - Mine are usually shaving sharp

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    4. Re:Knives by leshert · · Score: 2

      I think you mean www.goodeatsfanpage.com.

    5. Re:Knives by CharlieG · · Score: 2

      It's not electric - stay away from electric! It's a Vee type sharpener

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    6. Re:Knives by CharlieG · · Score: 2

      Other than the personal attack - yes all you need is a whetstone - the reason I use the waterstones has NOTHING to do with my kitchen knives, but the fact that I sharpen planes and chisels, and find it gives a better edge

      That said, for a person who does NOT know how to sharpen a knife, one of the many V stick shapeners is probably the most foolproof, and I think the Spyderco is one of the best

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  27. Cancerous Carbs? by (eternal_software) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    With all this talk of heating foods, I was wondering what your feelings are on the World Health Organization calling an emergency meeting to discuss the recent studies on heating carbohydrates. These studies found high levels of the carcinogin acrylamide when carbohydrates are heated in a certain way, such as by frying potatoes or baking bread.

    Do you think this will affect your cooking recommendations in anyway?

  28. What are your thoughts on MSG? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Do you use it, or shun it? Do you subscribe to the notion of an extra flavor (salty, sour, sweet, bitter, and ((perhaps)) savory ) that it is supposed to represent?

    Where is it approprate, and how might I use it best? Or why shouldn't I use it at all?

  29. IP by mwalker · · Score: 2

    Why is it that the recipes from Good Eats belong to the Food Network, and they post so few of them? How much editorial control do you have over your Web Content and would you do things differently if you had the option?

  30. Resteraunts by ajakk · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I read an article about Ming Tsai (the wonderful host of East Meets West) where he noted that, after his show became popular, he came under enormous amounts of pressure to open resteraunts across America a la Emerill. He turned down the offers, and I was wondering if you have come under the same pressure and what is your feeling towards opening up resterants capitalizing on your celebrity.

    1. Re:Resteraunts by ajakk · · Score: 2

      I believe that resteraunt is the one his parents used to own. Either way, he stated in the article that people were pushing him to open big resteraunts all throughout major tourist spots (NYC, San Fran., Las Vegas, etc.).

    2. Re:Resteraunts by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2

      ...oddly enough, just last week I got some dead-tree spam advertising a line of sauces and cookware with the Blue Ginger branding and Ming Tsai's confident approval. From Target, none the less.

  31. Iron Chef by FortKnox · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Seeing that all geeks love Iron Chef, I have to ask, would you be willing to go against an Iron Chef? If so, which would you pick??

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    1. Re:Iron Chef by Malic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...and what would be your prefered featured ingredient? (!)

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  32. Carrot Juice Is Murder! by wiredog · · Score: 5, Funny

    Listen up brothers and sisters, come here my desperate tale.

    I speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jail

    Vegtables live in oppression, served on out tables each night

    This killing of veggies is madness, I say we take up the fight

    Salads are only for murderers, cole slaw's a fascist regime!

    Don't think that they don't have feelings, just cause a radish can't scream.

    I've heard the screams of the vegetables, watching their skins being peeled.

    Grated and steamed with no mercy.. how do you think that feels?

    Carrot juice constitutes murder.. greenhouses prisons for slaves!

    It's time to stop all this gardening.. let's call a spade a spade.

    ...

    I'm a political prisoner, trapped in a windowless cage

    'Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips, by killing five men in a rage

    The Arrogant Worms

    1. Re:Carrot Juice Is Murder! by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      LOL! Remember, you're not hunting deer/moose/rabbits, you're protecting plants.

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  33. must have video! by elmegil · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When is the entire series going to be available on DVD? Or perhaps more seriously, what plans are there to expand on the current three DVDs, which admittedly cover classics, but leave us wanting more? (I have to have a copy of the oatmeal episode, just for the haggis recipe; not that I want to MAKE haggis mind you, but that was some inspired scripting)

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    1. Re:must have video! by topham · · Score: 2

      I second this. I was just thinking the same thing.

  34. My question by mofolotopo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Something I've found as a newbie chef is that a good 75.32% of good cooking is good shopping. What tips do you have for finding good, fresh ingredients? Where the heck do you get fresh herbs etc. in a smallish town?

    1. Re:My question by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      How did you calculate that to two decimal places? :p

      95% of all statistics are made up. :-)

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    2. Re:My question by r00tarded · · Score: 2

      the nearest biggish town?

    3. Re:My question by Rinikusu · · Score: 2

      Herbs grow rather readily in most environments. Try setting up a small herb garden in your backyard or in a planter box outside your kitchen window.

      Please don't grow the, uh, "other" herb that will get you thrown in jail, though. :)

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  35. Elements of cooking by SWroclawski · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mr Brown,

    I think that the most interesting part of your show to this audience is your emphasis on the science of cooking, from discussion of protein (such as in your angel foodcake episode and your recent souffle episode).

    But the other difference in Good Eats is the great emphasis you place on the parts of cooking, that is the elements at a more abstract level, such as use of heat, individual ingredients (which is the topic of many of the shows) and methods of cooking (such as the right way to mix and fold).

    This all makes Good Eats interesting for us geeks out there who want to understand the science, but also helps us non-cooking geeks become literate in the supermarket and kitchen.

    What gave you the idea to present cooking in this way and do you have any suggestions for other resources that present food and food preparation in the same way?

    - Serge Wroclawski

  36. Heart attack by age 45... by LGV · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Thanks for coming out with a show (and a cookbook) that finally tell me why I should cook in a certain way rather than just telling me that I should do it.

    Many of your recipes tend to be a high in fat (for example, deep fried mac and cheese). How often do you eat food like that? Do you worry you'll die of a heart attack by age 45?

    Thanks for the shows, I really enjoy them.

  37. Where do you get you Scientific Info? by evilned · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I watch your show quite a bit, and one thing, and in one show (the souffle one) you mention that most plastic has a similar structure to fat, so fat has a tendency to stick to it. My question is where do you get your scientific info? Do you have a background in science to find this out yourself, or do you have friends who have a chemistry background that gives you chemical reasons why cooking is done the way it is?

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    1. Re:Where do you get you Scientific Info? by Dolohov · · Score: 2

      Heat transfer through liquid (Which is technically physical contact, BTW) is always going to be better than solid-to-solid transfer, because solids have little pits and cracks full of air, which is an excellent insulator. Liquid (such as boiling water or the oil in a deep fryer) seeps into those cracks and pits and transfers heat over a greater surface area.

  38. Foods you *don't* like? by tmhsiao · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Given that your show has covered subjects ranging from eggplant (which most children hate) to gelatin (c'mon, there's always room for Jell-O!), you obviously have a wide variety of foods that you enjoy to prepare and eat.

    Are there any specific foods, however, which you expressly *DO NOT* like? Where the preparation is particularly odious, or where the cooking itself is tedious, or where you just plain don't like the taste?

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    1. Re:Foods you *don't* like? by autechre · · Score: 2


      This question has also already been answered. He used to not like yams, but now that his daughter likes them, he is getting to like them better. He still doesn't like lamb's eyes or liver.

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  39. 10 Most Essential Cooking Tools by Bravo_Two_Zero · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've seen just about every episode (more than twice, my wife will vouch for that), and I know that the first question of cooking tools is usually quality. But, a close second is always multipurposity (yeah, I like making up the goofy phrase or two). Even those of us with significant kitchen budgets have a hard time acquiring a good collection of tools. What makes your top ten (or twelve, or twenty-two) list for essential, mutlitasking cooking tools?

    Heck, what are the ten things that should be in my fridge and pantry at all times?

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    1. Re:10 Most Essential Cooking Tools by Zathrus · · Score: 2

      Sigh... so many people asking questions that are on his website or on the show website.

      If you want to see his list of "essential gear" look here.

  40. Other science / tech interests besides Food? by veddermatic · · Score: 2

    Your interest in science as related to food is obvious, but are you a geek for other things as well?? What other technology / science to you follow, and are you a Slashdotter by any chance (or will you become one now??

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  41. Effects of Diet on Flavor by JohnsonWax · · Score: 2

    (or How Can I Make Use of this Seemingly Useless Information from College)

    Anthropologists working with communities that practice cannibalism have reported that individuals can more-or-less peg a persons origin based on how they taste - presumably through their diet.

    How much variation in flavor can you get in chicken, beef, etc. just through the animals diet?

    Additionally, what is it in the makeup of the meat that makes the smell so distinctive. What makes beef taste like beef and chicken like chicken? I would think that beef flavored chicken would be quite a hit for the environment.

    1. Re:Effects of Diet on Flavor by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      How much variation in flavor can you get in chicken, beef, etc. just through the animals diet?

      Over in England, everything (chicken, beef, etc.) tastes fishy to some extent because fish meal is a significant percentage of the feed. There are workarounds (remove chicken skin, for instance), but it was generally difficult to get meat that didn't taste funny.

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  42. Your website by tswinzig · · Score: 2

    Could you change the color scheme on your website so that I don't go blind while trying to read it?

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  43. Technical questions by TheJerkstoreCalled · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Hello! I actually watched your very first show about steak here in PBS, it was the first thing in my life that made me interested in cooking. Every time I watch an episode of Good Eats, I always end it wanting to go cook something.

    I had a technical question, we always see these shots coming out of refrigerators and ovens. Do you actually have little windows in the back of your appliances or are those props built up for the shows? I always assumed they were props but you never know. Also, is that really your house you shoot in? I love the Magritte hate with chicken painting.

    1. Re:Technical questions by jimmcq · · Score: 2
      is that really your house you shoot in?

      From the Good Eats Fan Page FAQ:

      Where are the kitchen scenes from seasons 1 to 4 shot?
      They are shot in a real home in the Atlanta area but the house does not belong to Alton.

      Where are the kitchen scenes from season 5 and on?
      Beginning with season #5, Alton's own production company, Be Squared, began shooting Good Eats. My sources say that they purchased a real house--also in the Atlanta area--solely for use by his company. No one actually lives there.


  44. Book and baking? by Lumpish+Scholar · · Score: 2

    Your book covers searing, grilling, roasting, frying, boiling, braising, brining, and microwaving ... but not baking. Did it not fit, or are you saving it for the next book, or what?

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  45. Good Programming Eats!! by cyberlotnet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Can you give us some recipes that are

    1. Cheap ( half the geeks in the world are unemployeed since the bubble burst )

    2. Fast to cook ( We aint got time to spend on some fancy meal, we got programming to do )

    3. Easy to make ( Give us a manual on C no problem, give most of us a cook book ,we use it to raise our monitor up a few more inches )

  46. Re:Utensiles by slow_flight · · Score: 2

    Not to short circuit your question, but those are available on his web site. I think he calls them Essentials. He's at www.altonbrown.com.

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  47. Cooking Philosophies by Grond · · Score: 2

    Consider two cooks/chefs, both having practiced their art for 30 or 40 years. Both receive rave reviews from those they serve and both have a wide repertoire to choose from. One is a 50 year-old grandmother and the other is chef at a 5-star restaurant. Do you think there is a difference between the cooking of a 'classically trained' chef and an ordinary person who has simply cooked for long enough to 'know their way around the kitchen?'

    I consider in particular that a lot of chef schools and restaurants emphasize learning certain basic skills such as chopping onions and making sauces (or at least they use the student chefs as cheap labor to accomplish those uninteresting but important kitchen tasks), whereas a person teaching a child or grandchild to cook might just dive in to a complete meal. So, do you think cooking philosophies matter, or even exist as a useful way to differentiate chefs and/or cuisine?

    1. Re:Cooking Philosophies by gleam · · Score: 2

      Me, I think the restaurant cook will have far more exposure to different cooking techniques and recipes than the grandmother, and so may have much more creativity in the dishes presented.

      For example, you aren't likely to see wasabi mashed potatoes at your grandmother's house, but it's fairly common in a restaurant nowadays.

      -gleam

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  48. Eating.. how much, how often? by veddermatic · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I love cooking, and I love eating. What is your take on how often / how much to eat? There's the traditional "3 meals a day" we all grew up with, and various other toughts on the subject like the "six small meals a day" and "one huge meal in the AM, and just a few snacks the rest of the day"

    What's your take... how often do you eat a day, or do you not "plan" eating, and just eat whenever hungry or at non-structured intervals?

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  49. Campfire Cooking by Amoeba+Protozoa · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Dear Alton,

    I just came back from a trip in the great hinterlands of Minnesota, so this question is spawned from recent culinary experience:

    If you were sent out to the middle of nowhere and had some time to prepare for the trip, what sorts of equipment would you take along and what dishes would you prepare? For the sake of keeping it simple, let's say you had to cook a brekfast and dinner over a campfire. What would you make to really wow your fellow campers using as few ingredients and as little equpiment as possible?

    Thank you,

    -AP

    1. Re:Campfire Cooking by topham · · Score: 2

      I'd like to change this a bit:

      If your restricted by weight, what would you do?
      (ie: the difference between camping, hiking, etc).

      What are the most important tools? A camp stove, or a campfire... etc..

  50. Re:Utensiles by Misch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This question is probably better worded as:

    I've just graduated from college and have moved out into an apartment. I really want to take the time to cook good food, but I don't have all the equipment. I'm also nearly broke paying back my college loans. I've put away $300 to start building my dream kitchen. What do you recommend I purchase so that I can make some good eats? I already have the stove and microwave. What else?

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  51. What would you recomend by aengblom · · Score: 2

    Other than your book/show. How would you recomend learning to cook. Books and other things welcome. (Not to be a chef, just feed myself healthy and tasty treats for the regular 9-6er.)

    I've only seen your show once (Angel food cake), but I was immediately taken up with your approach to cooking. It immediately seemed that this was how I should learn. IMO to cook is to be able to take a number of food items and to create a decent meal. I can't do that. So many books, cooking shows, etc don't understand the truly beginner chef. How do I "stir" this best etc. etc. My girlfriend laughs at me that I asked her how to cut some vegetable... but the thing is that certain foods DO have certain ways to cut them. It was a breath of fresh air that you were EXACT and explained WHY. I don't have time to cook every day and learn the craft. I'm hungry NOW! ;-). And usually it's pull out George F. throw some unmarinated frozen (oops forgot to defrost)chicken on it and place on some rice and peas.

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    1. Re:What would you recomend by aengblom · · Score: 2

      P.S. You arrive home--hungry. The chicken/beef is still frozen like a rock

      Do you (or rather should I)
      A: Microwave
      B: Just throw it on the grill anyway
      C: Put it in some hot water (this takes longer than it should though it seems ;-) )
      D: Just go out to eat.

      Or any other super useful trick? (Throw salt on it maybe ;-) Melt chicken Melt!)

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    2. Re:What would you recomend by arnie_apesacrappin · · Score: 2
      I would suggest a modification of C. Hot water will cook the outside of your food before the inside thaws. I use lukewarm (room temp.) water. The problem you have is that you need to make sure the water stays about room temp. If you have 4 frozen chicken breasts in a good size bowl, the water temp will get fairly low (~45F) fairly quickly. If you replace the water with roomtemp water every 5 min or so (or just leave the water running, but that's wasteful), your food will thaw more quickly, and it won't be precooked either.

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    3. Re:What would you recomend by gerardrj · · Score: 2

      Leaving the water running slowly is not more wasteful than emptying/refilling the bowls several times.

      If it takes 5 gallons of warm tap-water to thaw something. it's no more or less wasteful to use that 5 gallons in "chunks' or at a slow continuous drizzle.

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  52. Cooktops, ovens, etc. by slow_flight · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Alton - I can't help but notice that your kitchen has quite a bit of high-end Viking appliances in it. I'm in the process of designing the kitchen for my new house, but doubt if my budget will allow for such high-end appliances. What features of the Viking appliances are the most important to you, and which are just "nice to haves?" For example, after the millionth cleaning of the undertrays on my range, I'm sold on the idea of sealed burners. I also find it difficult to get a low enough heat on my burners to simmer a delicate sauce, so I'm sold on the idea of at least one low-BTU burner. What else should I be looking for in my Viking-like but not quite Viking appliances? And are there benefits to going with a cook top and wall oven as opposed to a range? One more: I'm considering going with a gas cooktop and an electric convection wall oven - thoughts? Ok, one more: any thoughts on Advantium "cook with light" ovens?

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    1. Re:Cooktops, ovens, etc. by Zathrus · · Score: 2

      Good Eats is sponsored by Viking Range company... whether that's because Mr. Brown likes their products, or because they're the sponsor is a good question, but it may not be one he can answer without incurring the wrath of the sponsor.

    2. Re:Cooktops, ovens, etc. by autechre · · Score: 2


      He's actually stated in an interview that he would have used Viking on the show, because he likes them, but he doesn't have Viking at home because he can't afford it. He won't endorse products in combination with Good Eats, even if he likes them, for various reasons. Read the (nice, long) interview here:

      http://www.goodeatsfanpage.com

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    3. Re:Cooktops, ovens, etc. by toren · · Score: 2, Funny

      [why Viking ranges?]

      Someone asked this at a local book signing, and he mentioned that (as well as being nice) Viking makes some ovens that are deeper than normal, and are better for fitting a 3CCD pro DV camcorder. :)

      He also mentioned that if you're going to stuff video equipment in ovens, make sure you check inside each oven before you turn it on, because "Nothing Sony makes tastes good."

      -tbone

    4. Re:Cooktops, ovens, etc. by slow_flight · · Score: 2

      Good points. I've always wondered about the Jenn-Air side draft cooktops - hard to believe a side draft can adequately handle a 6 burner cooktop.

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  53. Theater + Cooking = Geekiness? by Lumpish+Scholar · · Score: 2

    You got into cooking via a theater degree and television work; an unconventional path, but you're an unconventional guy.

    How did that background lead to a geeky approach to cooking, with lots of molecular diagrams and discussions of physics?

    (I use "unconventional" and "geeky" as compliments, and hope you take them that way. You and Nigella Dawson do the most distinctive, and most enjoyable, cooking shows I've seen, each in its own way.)

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  54. What should EVERYONE know how to cook well? by SuperRob · · Score: 2

    There are a lot of people out there that only know how to cook one dish, but in your opinion, what one dish do you think EVERYONE should know how to cook to perfection? Personally, I grill a pretty great steak, and the secret to it is pretty easy ... so I'd say grilling meats, but I'd like to know if there's something else you'd consider to be crucial to everyone's cooking arsenal.

  55. Instructional videos by kilonad · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know that your show touches on the science behind the cooking, but episodes tend to deal with only one specific food (and granted, many ways to cook it). What I'd love to see is a set of instructional videos that give an overview of basic kitchenology, like build the perfect kitchen piece by piece, or what the different methods of heating food are, etc. Have you ever considered releasing such a thing?

  56. Lower Fat and Cholesterol? by cporter · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Mr. Brown, I love your recipes. In the last few weeks, I've prepared Chocolate Mousse, Party Mayonaisse, Chimney Tuna, and Baba Ganoush from "Good Eats" and Chicken Piccata from "I'm Just Here for the Food." Not all at one meal, of course.

    I applaud episodes like "Good Milk Gone Bad" and "The Other Red Meat" that focus on lower fat and cholesterol foods. But many of your recipes call for butter, oil, cream, and other less than healthful foods (even bacon grease!). What do you think about some of the substitutes out there, or using ingredients like applesauce to replace butter?

    Thank You
    Chris

    1. Re:Lower Fat and Cholesterol? by Coolfish · · Score: 4, Insightful

      dietary intake of cholesterol has absolutely no effect on blood cholesterol levels. It's got more to do with transfatty acids and the like. Lower fat in and of itself is silly - take look at all the low-fat foods out there, and how many fat people there are. Now take a look at the ingredients of those low fat foods - fat tastes good, without it, you need something else so that the "food" is palpatable. And what's in the top 3 ingredients for all these low fat foods? Sugar. Empty calories that merely rape the pancreas, skyrocket blood sugar levels, and cause diabetes (is it any wonder in the early 1900s the average person ate less than 2 lbs of sugar per year, and now it is typically over 150 lbs! Any wonder diabetes has skyrocketed?)

      Read Alton's book, he talks about different fats and cholesterol, and notes just how silly and misguided current low-fat trends are.

    2. Re:Lower Fat and Cholesterol? by cporter · · Score: 2
      Lower fat in and of itself is silly - take look at all the low-fat foods out there, and how many fat people there are...And what's in the top 3 ingredients for all these low fat foods? Sugar. Empty calories...

      I'm not sure what prompted this rant; I'm certainly not in favor of anyone, especially Alton, dumping good food in favor of Snackwell's. And I have read Alton's book. I'm simply interested in knowing what substitute ingredients are healthy and tasty. He uses yogurt in place of cream in some recipes; Any more like this? The "applesauce in place of butter" example is another i'm interested in.

      The fact is, there's only one reason people are overweight: too many calories. If you consume more calories than you burn, you will gain weight. Burn more than you consume and you will lose weight. Fat has 9 calories per gram versus about 4 calories per gram for proteins and carbohydrates.

      notes just how silly and misguided current low-fat trends are.

      No, he doesn't. He comment on the relationship between cholesterol consumed and blood cholesterol levels. He discusses the difference between types of fats (saturated and mono- and poly-unsaturated). He mostly espouses a balanced diet that includes plenty of fruits, grains, and vegetables, especially those with high fiber, but with the occasional seafood, dairy, and meat. Dessert optional once in a while. Certainly anyone can see that consuming 3,000 calories of sugar in order to have a zero-fat diet is asinine.

  57. question by MattW · · Score: 2

    It doesn't surprise me to see you here. I've thought for a long time that the scientific bent of your show had geek appeal, and I certainly enjoy it. What are your interests outside of cooking?

  58. Cooking In Lava by MrIcee · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Mr Brown. First, thank you for a wonderful television show and an excellant book. I enjoy both continually and look forward to all your new work.

    Now... on to, perhaps, one of the more unusual questions you might receive. This question deals directly with how heat affects food.

    Specifically... I live on the slopes of an active volcano. One of the things we like to do for fun is cook game hen and pork loins in the hot lava itself. First, let me describe our process, and then our question.

    To cook a game hen we first season and then wrap the hen in about 10 Ti (or banana) leaves. These protect the hen from actually burning.

    Next we find an active surface breakout of lava. We use a shovel (we also are wearing kevlar gloves that can withstand 2000 degrees of heat) and get a good shovel full of red lava. We place this on the ground a distance from the flow. We then position the Ti-wrapped hen in the middle of the blob of lava and cover it with another shovel full of lava. We try to leave a small opening to the Ti leaves, for steam to escape (or we can potentially have a steam explosion).

    Now, the question. The lava is initially at 2000 degrees when we start cooking. After about 15 minutes it has cooled to around 850 degrees (outside of the rock - we read this using an infrared pyrometer). After about 45 minutes the outside is about 450 degrees. At that point we hit the rock with the shovel to open it. Only a few of the Ti leaves will remain uncharred. We remove those and the hen is then very moist and delicious.

    How is it possible, using a heat source at 2000 degrees (that granted, gets cooler over time) that it still takes 45 minutes to cook the game hen? We would have thought that the cooking would have been near instantanous - but repeated experiments at various lengths of time reveal that it takes exactly as long in the lava, as in an oven.

    If you would like to view pictures of this process... click here.

    Aloha

    1. Re:Cooking In Lava by IvyMike · · Score: 2

      My guess: The temperature inside the wad of leaves is exactly 212 degrees Fahrenheit, the temperature that water from the leaves turns to steam. It doesn't matter if it's in the oven or in the lava; that internal temperature is exactly the same. I do bet that you end up charring the leaves much worse in the lava, though.

      Neat technique, though.

    2. Re:Cooking In Lava by schussat · · Score: 2
      We would have thought that the cooking would have been near instantanous - but repeated experiments at various lengths of time reveal that it takes exactly as long in the lava, as in an oven.

      Wow -- now I'm curious, too. So this makes for a neat party trick, but not a way to make instant roast game hen. I imagine this has something to do with the heat conductivity of the leaves, akin to the fact that you can put your head in a 350 F oven and not immediately get burned, but hold onto the metal rack in the same oven and it's blister city. The leaves (or the surface of the lava? The lack of air inside the wrapped-up bird?) must have something to do with it. But wow, 2000 degrees F? That's hot.

      -schussat

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    3. Re:Cooking In Lava by MrIcee · · Score: 2
      Isn't there a problem with heavy metals in the lava getting into the food?

      We were initially worried about this as well. But when the food is done there are still at least 2 or 3 Ti leaves completely enclosing the hen that have not burned (the rest are pure charcoal at this point).

      Actually, we were more worried about small shards of lava glass exploding inwards into the hen, but this doesn't happen as well.

      One way we feel pretty confident that the gasses arn't making it into the bird is dues to the fact that the bird tastes correct - with no taste of sulphur, etc... that you would expect.

      One explanation MIGHT be that the moisture and steam in the bird forces the gases out, not in (remember, we keep a steam escape hole, since we had one bird blow up on us, not a pretty site... Bird and volcanic glass everywhere :).

      Aloha

    4. Re:Cooking In Lava by sethg · · Score: 2

      The temperature of the outside of the lava blob is not as relevant as you might think. Once the lava that touches the food has hardened into rock, it insulates the food from the rest of the blob. The hole that lets steam get out is also letting cooler air in, which would accelerate the hardening process. The outer layer of lava, whose temperature you are measuring with the pyrometer, is radiating most of its heat into the surrounding air, not into your food.

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    5. Re:Cooking In Lava by iiii · · Score: 2
      we also are wearing kevlar gloves that can withstand 2000 degrees of heat

      Liar!! I can see you in the picture there, no gloves!!

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    6. Re:Cooking In Lava by MrIcee · · Score: 2
      Liar!! I can see you in the picture there, no gloves!!

      Actually, the person in the picture is not myself. That is John Alexander, owner of the Dolphin Bay Hotel, and the person who introduced me to cooking in lava (also my hiking partner).

      You are right of course, that he does not have the gloves on in that photo. However, the person with the gloves on is myself so that I can hold the hen against the first blob of lava while he drops the second blob on. (you only get to see me in the last picture, where my hand is reaching greedly for a piece of the meat).

      We tend to use the gloves only when the surface flow is positioned such that it is too hot to stand to get that close. But that's only because we've hiked in lava flows, done sculptures in lava (we take a kitchen wisk and dip it into the lava to make *art* - you must use the gloves for that)... so we're used to it :)

      Also, on the picture link, you will notice that I also have hyperlinks to the gloves that we use.

  59. Homebrew! by Lumpish+Scholar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I look forward to this season's forthcoming episode on homebrewing. (Beer, guys, not electronics.)

    Can you please say a few things about how you feel about beer: drinking it, cooking with it, brewing it yourself?

    ("Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew.")

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    1. Re:Homebrew! by Apocalypse111 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How about as an addendum to this question, when making beer-brats, does it make a big difference what kind of beer you use, and more importantly, which beer tastes best in a beer-brat?? (my vote is for Guiness)

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    2. Re:Homebrew! by shayne321 · · Score: 2
      Along these same lines, do you have any guaranteed hangover cures, for those mornings after you've had WAAY too much to drink and have to be able to function at work or school that day?

      Shayne

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  60. Influence of previous career on Good eats by enrico_suave · · Score: 2

    It's my understanding you used to work at an ad agency or other type of marketing gig. Do you use some of the same creative juices to come up with some of the parodies and themes for the show?

    E.

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  61. Re:MSG by topham · · Score: 2

    As someone who knows several people who get headaches from it I can tell you this: MSG is crap.

    It serves no actual usefull purpose that cannot be found elsewhere. Its crap.

    Only a bad Chinese resturaunt would use it.

    It's crap.

    It doesn't belong in food.

  62. Vegan-Friendly Cusine Fundamentals? by Bravo_Two_Zero · · Score: 2

    Had to ask this one since the other vegetarian post was moderated out...

    I'm not a vegan or vegetarian, but my wife and several acquaintances are. There's quite a bit of selection in the frozen foods section, and you've certainly covered several recipies that are at least vegetarian (the tofu episode was, certainly, inspired). I'd like to be able to cook a meal that would be tasty for all palettes without using the ingredients the vegan crowd would find objectionable.

    Are there some fundamental steps to preparing tasty, vegan-friendly meals in the way of getting meat substitutes and seasonings to work in harmony? Are there ingredients that significantly enhance popular vegetarian fare that typically don't make it into the dish?

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  63. Many of the questions so far can be found at... by IvyMike · · Score: 5, Informative

    Many of the answers to some of the questions asked so far can be found at www.altonbrown.com and also at (especially check the FAQS on this site).

    I mention this because I'd like to see slashdot add to the internet's collective pool of Alton Brown knowledge, not repeat stuff that we already known.

  64. production of show by mikeee · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Not a food question, but I'm curious:

    Your show seems to have production values similar to other cooking shows, but I get the impression that the same, ah, practical approach you have to cooking was taken to production. ("Ok, this is just him and some camera guy in his home kitchen.")

    How many people does it actually take to produce Good Eats, how much money is that, and who exactly owns and runs which parts of that operation?

  65. Boiling water by LtBurrito · · Score: 5, Interesting


    I think this is the kind of question Alton loves to answer.

    Recipes always call for you to boil cold water. I'm too impatient for that. I like to start with hot water. I can imagine that an old water heater would let the water sit there for a while, and might get extra "junk" in it. I bet newer ones circulate the water better. Plus, I'm boiling the friggin water anyway. There's not going to be any live bacteria in it.

    Can I please continue to boil hot water?

    PS. I still want to see you do a standing back flip like Jamie Oliver.

    1. Re:Boiling water by cporter · · Score: 2
      Don't start with hot water from the tap. Hot water dissolves more lead, mercury, rust, and other non-bacteria nastiness from pipes.

      And starting with hot water doesn't really speed up the process much, not by more than a few seconds. Robert Wolke covers this myth in his new book What Einstein Told His Cook: Kitchen Science Explained

      Alton Brown uses an electric kettle for boiling water. Faster than a microwave or stovetop.

    2. Re:Boiling water by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Hot water can gather lead more easly. Which you can not boil out.

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    3. Re:Boiling water by Dahan · · Score: 2
      And starting with hot water doesn't really speed up the process much, not by more than a few seconds.

      My cold tap water is about 85F (hey, it's Texas and about 100F outside :). My hot tap water is 115F. I don't think you're gonna be able to raise the temperature of a gallon of water 30 degrees in a few seconds using stuff in your kitchen :)

      To do the math, lets say we want to raise the temperature of 4L of water by 17 degrees C. 4L water weighs 4kg, so it takes 4kcal to raise the temp by 1 degree C. To raise the temp by 17 degrees, that works out to be 68kcal, or about 284kilojoules of energy. To put that much energy into the water in 10 seconds requires 28.4kilowatts of power. Now say you have a 240 volt electric range... that means you'd be drawing 118 amps of current. You'd trip a circuit breaker or blow a fuse :) Most household electric ranges put out about 1500W or so per burner...

      And of course, the problem gets worse if it's winter and the tap water is 40 degrees F or so.

      Anyways, just trying it will show you that it makes more than a few seconds of difference. But personally, I always use cold water...

  66. 3 words by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 2

    RICE KRISPY TREATS

  67. Already online! Re:10 Most Essential Cooking Tools by IvyMike · · Score: 4, Informative

    You should check out "Alton's Essential Elements" from his web page, which is his top 25 kitchen tools. It includes a lot of the ever-famous tools from the show, including the Lodge cast iron skillet and the probe thermometer.

  68. Equipment by Byteme · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I was looking at the equipment list and noticed it was extraordinary compared to Anthony Bordain's list in Kitchen Confidential (a couple knives, ring shape PVC, squeeze bottle, tooth-picks, sauté pan, stock pot, mandoline and a couple other items). Can we make do with less? I have cooked to impress in my hack kitchen using the simple tools... (granted I have Le Creuset and All Clad pans and Kitchen Aid and Cuisinart tools) I always find that it comes down to the best ingredients and one decent knife & pan. I only ask because DIY and "keep it simple" often go hand in hand in the hack mentality. Plus $5K to go out and upgrade the kitchen is a lot to ask.

  69. Good Eats Production & the Future of Good Eats by Amoeba+Protozoa · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Dear Alton,

    I'm convinced your show, Good Eats, is one of the best things on television. I was hoping you could tell us more about how you got the idea to shoot a show in the first place, how you decided to put a scientific slant on things, and where you would like to take Good Eats in the future?

    Thank you,

    -AP

  70. OT: How did it end? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

    I missed the end of that one. How did it end?

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    1. Re:OT: How did it end? by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 2
      At that point, he just went nuts

      You are speaking of a man who had been talking to a crudely decorated coconut and an inflatable toy, you know. (And somebody needs to talk to his continuity people...that toy was there for a segment before he found it.)
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    2. Re:OT: How did it end? by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 2

      Huh...didn't get that. OK, I'll watch for it to be on again, and see if it makes more sense to me. Thanks.

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  71. Important new technology? by scottm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Cooking has obviously been around in some form for ages, and the technology behind it has evolved some... What in your opionion are the most important recent (10 years? 20 years?) innovations in the art/science of cooking? What are the worst?

  72. A nerds perspective... by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One of the reasons why I like your show so much is that you take the time to go into the science behind the food.

    How much atonomy and decision making power do you have in deciding the topics for your shows? Has the food network ever told you that a particular show was a bad idea?

    Keep up the great work!

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  73. Re:Already online! Re:10 Most Essential Cooking To by Bravo_Two_Zero · · Score: 2

    And displayed neatly, I might add... hey, sue me. It must be a good question if he's answered it already :)

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  74. microwaves and organization by cornflux · · Score: 2
    Other than for defrosting and good ol' popcorn, what good are microwaves, really?

    Also, I recently received Brilliant Food Tips and Cooking Tricks: 5,000 Ingenious Kitchen Hints, Secrets, Shortcuts, and Solutions and so far it really does have some great tips. But, one thing I was hoping it would touch on is completely absent: how to organize the kitchen. I'm not talking about food prep. or cooking, but just where the "tools-of-the-trade" go. I do not have a lot of cookware or dining-ware, but what I do have is very disorganized. Any thoughts?

    1. Re:microwaves and organization by shayne321 · · Score: 2

      But, one thing I was hoping it would touch on is completely absent: how to organize the kitchen. I'm not talking about food prep. or cooking, but just where the "tools-of-the-trade" go. I do not have a lot of cookware or dining-ware, but what I do have is very disorganized. Any thoughts?

      Obviously I'm not Alton, but I just wanted to mention that Food 911 did an episode on exactly this. A woman had just moved into a new house and had boxes of kitchenware to unpack and organize, and Tyler did a good job of organizing and explaining as he went. You may want to see if you can catch a rerun or find a transcript of the episode.

      Shayne

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  75. learn the essentials by wiredog · · Score: 2

    Good cookbooks. "Joy of Cooking" (I prefer 2nd ed) is very good on the essentials. Julia Child's "The Way To Cook" likewise. Her "Mastering the Art of French Cooking" is excellent.

  76. Whither "Beer?" by bobdehnhardt · · Score: 2

    I have been a huge AB fan since my first chance to brine a turkey, never missing an episode. Now, I could have sworn I saw mention of an episode on microbrewing on his website, but it's not there any more, and the episode never aired that I could see. Wazzup with that? Will this "lost classic" ever see air?

  77. Slightly obscure but I'll try asking anyway... by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 2

    I've recently re-discovered how much fun cooking is, along with the advantage that not only is the food generally better that way, I get the additional advantage of being able to experiment with food styles that you just can't generally get in restaurants or out of a grocery store. My current "experimental theme" is Medieval European food (which I like because of it's unique flavor set and "free-form" cooking style [at least, compared to modern "books of recipes".])

    I've noticed in a couple of your fine shows that you've repeated the silly fallacy that the style of food uses spices so often because "the meat was all rotten and they were trying to disguise the taste."

    My question, then, is in two parts:

    1. Where is a Nutritional Anthropologist to correct fallacies like this when you need one?
    2. Have you/would you consider doing a "Medieval European Food"-themed show? Your show is probably one of the only ones around adventurous enough to take on such an unusual theme...
  78. Denaturing of protein. by Leimy · · Score: 2

    Hi Alton,

    Saw your "cast away" episode. I thought the part where you described 'chemically cooking' food with acid's was particularly interesting.

    Is this generally as safe as cooking with heat? Where can I learn more?

    Dave Leimbach

    1. Re:Denaturing of protein. by gleam · · Score: 2

      the most common "chemically cooked" food is a seviche (or ceviche).. and to call something "chemically cooked" "cooked" is kind of walking on thin ice, personally..

      quoting from: http://www.ochef.com/294.htm

      Q. Many years ago I visited Mexico and had ceviche, which was fabulous. Can you tell me how to make it and what would be the best variety of fish to use. Would marinating overnight in lime make the fish the equivalent of actually being cooked?
      A. Ceviche, seviche, or cebiche -- your choice -- is almost a cuisine in its own right. Enormously popular in the western countries of South America as well as Mexico, the Caribbean, and other parts of Latin America, it has many variations, but is basically a simple blending of fish and citrus juice, with the addition of vegetables and spices.

      The chemical process that occurs when the acid of the citrus comes in contact with the fish is similar what happens when the fish is cooked, and the flesh becomes opaque and firm. Indeed, many people refer to the juice as "cooking" the fish, although that is just plain wrong!

      South American lemons are not as sweet as those in this country, and are often used for the ceviche. Further north, limes are the fruit of choice, although many people use a mix of lemon and lime.

      Ceviche can include a mixture of saltwater fish, scallops or other shellfish, squid or octopus and onion, chili, tomato, pepper and/or cilantro, and is often served as an appetizer or light meal. In this country, red snapper, sole and pompano are the most popular choices. We have some fans of scallop ceviche in the office here, although shellfish is usually cooked briefly first (blanched) and oiled before going into the lime juice, as the acid tends to break down its texture if it is raw.

      Many ceviche recipes ask you to marinate the fish for a good four hours to set the fish all the way through, although some call for much shorter marinating times. Keeping the fish in the juice longer (say, overnight) results in a lime taste that many people think overpowers the fish.

      The one cardinal rule of preparing ceviche is that the fish must be absolutely fresh. There are quite a few ceviche recipes available online.

      -gleam

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  79. Re-Heat Safe Cooking by kenp2002 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I, as many Slashdot readers am a corporate employee (I specifically am a contractor) and many times we end up eating fast food or resturant food frequently. With the exception of cold server foods that we can bag and take to work with us I have found that many foods that we "Re-Heat" tend to greatly disappoint when they are re-heated. Do you have any suggestions on foods that re-heat well and retain a fair amount of taste and texture (excluding soups) or do you have advice on better ways to re-heat food in a microwave?

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  80. Cooking with Smoke by texag1992 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I love the book, but was a little disappointed in your brief description of why cooking with smoke makes food taste so good. Here in Texas, smoking meats is very popular, but little is understood regarding the science involved in cooking this way.

    For instance, why do smoked meats stay moist and tender instead of drying out? Why do smoked meats have a pink color near the surface - almost appearing uncooked? Is cooking with smoke really carcinogenous?

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    1. Re:Cooking with Smoke by DJerman · · Score: 2
      The smoke ring (that pink color) ... ok, I can't answer that one -- probably to do with fluid pressure near the surface but I don't know.

      But I know why it's moist -- smoking is low-temperature cooking. High temps tend to boil water out of the food, but cooking near or below 200 deg. F. will keep the water in. You just have to keep at it until the whole thing gets to a safe temperature.

      My sister's husband's half-brother (you genealogists can tell me what relation that is) made the best, butteriest, most happy-making smoked turkey I ever had... the juices didn't run but the thing was practically spreadable, it was so tender and moist. I got a similar result with a turducken (not smoked, but cooked at 200 deg. for 12 hours) the christmas before last.

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  81. And.. by xant · · Score: 2, Funny

    You still didn't spell "cognitive" right. Dummy.

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  82. And a second question: by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 2

    You've written a book (which I now own a copy of, naturally). Shirley Corriher's written a book (which I also own a copy of).

    Will Deb Duchon, Nutritional Anthropologist, also be writing a book, and if so, when will it come out (and if not, who do we mope at to encourage her?)

  83. stove purchase by paingod · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hi Alton... Love your show. Bought your book. Please write more of them.

    Now the question:

    I just remodeled my kitchen. It's not all that big, but the one thing I really want in it is one of those huge 8 burner gas stoves - DCS, Dacor, Viking, something like that. My question is what benefits or drawbacks are there from using a 'commercial residential' model as opposed to something more conventionally residential, like a GE Spectra? Venting and space are not problems. (Natural Gas all the way - no electrics - I have an electric now and just like the way gas cooks better - and I think a gas oven produces better bread). Oh, and love your show. :)

  84. The State of Food by skyhook · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I watch exactly two television programs. NFL Football and Good Eats.

    I have three questions.

    I learned a long time ago that I enjoyed cooking more than anything else. Part of that is that, being a geek, I live in a digital world, and the analog act of cooking is very soothing. While I will complain loudly at standing in a line longer than ten minutes, I've often spent HOURS on my feet in the kitchen cooking for holidays, and went to bed that night blissfully calm.

    In the US today, with rampant McCuisine and dual income families, the concept of cooking has been shoved to the back burner, so to speak. Eating is something you do, not something you enjoy. Even worse, good food is, for many, something you go get, not something you do in your own kitchen.

    So, riddle me these questions three...

    1) What can be done about the dumbing down of american cuisine? Your show is a spectacular start, but there simply arent enough of them. You actually make other shows irrelevant. I'm no longer content to see the "How" without also getting the "why?" Short of "Good Eats 2", what can be done to teach americans what good food is?

    2) You're living the life I'd kill for. You were a Video guy who left to go to culinary school. I'm a web guy who would give anything to do the same, if I could figure out how to pay the mortgage and feed the three kids in the interim. I have taken the path of self education. Your book is, quite honestly, a textbook that should be required reading for anyone who wants to cook. I'm waiting for my copy of McGee's On Food And Cooking, what other resources do you recommend for someone who is very serious about culinary education, but doesn't have the resources for an immersive culinary school?

    3) Your equipment recommendations, so far, have been dead on. My Magnum pepper mill is a dream, My lodge cast iron has a seasoning my grandmother would have been jealous of, and Spring loaded tongs have been a fixture in my kitchen since before you did your PBS shows. But I have yet to find a source for your Jomac gloves, and I am still patiently waiting for the Plunger and Plunger Junior to go on sale at Your Site. Hook a brother up, to steal a Nicholson line, "Where does he get these wonderful toys."?

    Oh, and I'll slide in one more question. What subjects are on tap for next season?

    1. Re:The State of Food by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 2

      Okay, I'm obviously NOT Alton Brown, but I am an opinionated person who cooks for fun (and am told I'm quite good at it...)

      What can be done about the dumbing down of american cuisine?

      Cook GOOD food and share it. Experiment and share the results. Invite people over and show them how much fun (and how easy) cooking is. If you don't want them standing around the kitchen watching, they can sit in the Living Room watching episodes of "Good Eats" (the only drawback to this is the danger of having people watching say "Wow that sounds GOOD! When will you make some of THAT?" and making more 'work' for you. I was "forced" to make French Onion Soup this weekend after someone saw the "Onion" episode....not that I'm complaining. P.S. Verjuice instead of Cognac. Yum. On the other hand, they may get impatient and decide to make whatever it is themselves, which, of course, is the ultimate goal anyway. Showing the two Chocolate-related episodes usually sparks some interest...)

      The contrast between Real Food (both well-made "ordinary" food and the varieties of "exotic" food) and "McGrub(tm)" will sink in eventually, and as people start rediscovering that cooking is fun and a lot easier than they think, we'll start seeing higher expectation and better food everywhere...

  85. Surprising? by photon317 · · Score: 2

    Why is it surprising that a book about food would be popular on Slashdot? Think about it...

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  86. Herbs & Spices by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Alton, about a year and a half ago at the suggestion of a friend's gourmet cook mother, I bit the bullet and made the upgrade from grocery store McCormick type spices and dried herbs to those carried by Penzeys Spices.

    There has been an amazing improvement in everything I cook. Everything from McCormick really is bland dust next to its Penzeys equivalent. (No, I have no affiliation of any sort with Penzeys, just a recent convert).

    So where do you go for your dried herbs and spices? Better yet, where do you recommend your viewers & readers buy reasonably priced quality herbs and spices?

    Thanks!

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    1. Re:Herbs & Spices by BenSnyder · · Score: 2, Informative

      From his site, he recommends the Spice House

    2. Re:Herbs & Spices by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 2

      figures.. I searched his site for the info, and when I saw the first half of that page I skipped the rest... Typhoid Mary, FoodSafety.gov...really. Live and learn I guess.

      He should move that link and talk about it. The easy immediate difference good seasonings make (over McCormick) is much more important to good cooking than Word-of-the-Day.com

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    3. Re:Herbs & Spices by gleam · · Score: 2

      another thing to note is that you really should always go for fresh herbs whenever possible :) even if you just have a spare window ledge in your apartment, go to a nursery and buy some basil, rosemary, thyme, and whatever else you use fairly regularly.. the difference will be astounding, and the herbs are really easy to take care of.

      I'm blessed by living near Chicago. I have a Penzey's about a mile away, and the Spice House is about a half hour away--Good deal.

      -gleam

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  87. Next Book? by alacqua · · Score: 4, Interesting
    In the introduction to your book, you dangled something about batters and baking being fodder for another book. I really enjoy your "Mr. Wizard Meets Cooking" style of teaching the "why's" and, dare I say it, theory behind techniques without being boring. Are you seriously considering a baking book and, in the meantime, can you recommend a baking book that explores the "why's" and the techniques and frees me from what James Peterson called the "tyranny of recipes"? Umm... I think it was him.

    Maybe after reading a book like that, and I'm Just Here for the Food, I'll have learned enough to know that I know nothing. Only then will I be able to snatch a pebble from Julia Child's hand.

    BTW, great TV show, great book!

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  88. I'm not Alton, but... by BlackGriffen · · Score: 3, Informative

    I took a neuroscience class last fall and I can answer your question. There are definitely G-protein coupled receptors in the mouth for detecting more than just "salt, sweet, sour, and bitter." In fact, IIRC, sweet and bitter both rely on similar (GPC) receptors, whilst sour and salt rely on ion channels. The name of this taste is called "umami." What you're tasting is the neurotrasmitter glutamate. The dangerous part of MSG is the sodium ion, because sodium is necessary (neurons cannot fire without it) but people generally get too much of it anyway.

    IIRC, neuroscientists haven't yet figured out all of the different receptors in our mouths. The basic idea is that each one provides a benefit to survival: sweet = high carb, sour = citrus (?), bitter = poisonous, salt = need salt, umami = good protein source (?), etc.

    BlackGriffen

  89. College. by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 2

    I'm going to college soon. If by some miracle i get an apartment, what are some things you recommend that are simple, filling and nutritious to make with the most basic of gear?

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  90. Re:Recipe resources by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 2
    I have always been a big fan of using recipes as guidelines for cooking and winging the rest[...]

    What I generally do when I'm trying to cook something unlike anything I've cooked before is, quite literally, do a google search for the name of the food and "browse" through a few recipes that happen to be online until I get a feel for proportions and technique. Then I just go for it. Noodles, for example, came down to "An egg to about a cup (or in my case, about a double-handful) of semolina flour, with optionally a little water and/or oil to get the right texture. Mix. Roll. Cut. Boil. Eat."

  91. Tension with sponsors/advertisers? by nufsaid · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It seems in every Good Eats show you make a point of discouraging people from buying specialized gadgets which have only one application. My favorite cheap suggestions of yours being a butter knife for opening oysters or using a carboard box and electic coil for smoking fish - all using items that have multiple applications.

    Most kitchen shows these days are obviously supported by corporate sponsors - whose business apparently depends on pressuring people into buying needlessly specialized gadgets for the kitchen. I'd like you to comment on the possible tension between presenting reliable, affordable advice to people and getting enough advertising dollars to keep afloat.

    Ideally there would be no tension: You promote "Good Eats" and that will surely increase the number of home cooks out there and keep the wheels of the industry turning!

    Thanks for giving us such a great show,

    Joe and Allison.

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    1. Re:Tension with sponsors/advertisers? by King+Babar · · Score: 2
      Most kitchen shows these days are obviously supported by corporate sponsors - whose business apparently depends on pressuring people into buying needlessly specialized gadgets for the kitchen.

      Actually, my take on the Food Network's commercials and sponsors is that they *aren't* makers of very specialized gadgets (okay, mixers and blenders) but rather of 3 other categories:

      1. Big-ticket items like stoves
      2. Wine, designer ice cream, and the like.
      3. Stuff I have no idea why it's there, like Lean Cuisine frozen dinners...stuff that is basically the *opposite* of cooking your own food well.

      For that matter, we know that most people who buy Viking stoves do not actually cook very much, and my disturbing suspicion is that 90% of the people who watch shows on the Food Network really aren't as into cooking as you might assume. I guess the bright side of this is that 10% are really, truly into it, and people like AB really matter to this bunch, but I have always wondered whether the profile of the average Food Network watcher bothers the on-screen talent that does work so hard to create great food.

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  92. Re:MSG by DtMM · · Score: 2, Informative
    This is precisely the kind of ignorance I'm talking about. Knowing people who claim to get headaches is not scientific evidence!

    First, a few facts:
    • Glutamate is an amino acid that naturually occurs in the body (as a neurotransmitter, for example).
    • Eating glutamate does not affect the concentration of this amino acid in the brain (therefore, you can't eat it and cause a headache).
    • Glutamate occurs naturally in many foods, including tomatoes, milk, mushrooms, peas, parmesean cheese, and seaweed, to name a few.
    • Glutamate has been shown in scientific studies to help people with poorly functioning taste buds increase their consumption of food (the elderly, for example).
    • Scientists have shown that taste receptors on the tongue respond only to glutamate and not to any other combination of sweet, salty, sour, or bitter. The taste has been named "umami", or the "savory" flavor.
    • Glutamate was first identified by a Japanese scientist way back in the early 1900's. Japanese broth (dashi), which is as common as chicken broth in the west, is made from seaweed containing loads of glutamate.
    • Monosodium glutamate is simply a convenient salt form of this naturally occuring amino acid.

    Tongue experiments:
    Try eating some very, very rich plain tomato sauce. After you swallow, you can taste a lingering flavor on the back of your tongue. It's kind of an earthy, savory, meaty flavor. That's the naturally occuring glutamate in the tomato. A minute later, place a few crystals of monosodium glutamate on your tongue. You will taste the exact same earthy, savory flavor from the MSG.

    After you've identified the flavor, you'll be able to easily taste it in mushrooms, good parmesean cheese, meat broth, and milk. If you've ever have miso soup in a Japanese restaurant, you can definitely taste it from the natural seaweed in the dashi broth.

    The caveat:
    Some people have been shown to react negatively to monosodium glutamate (it is not an allergy). It's a very small percent of the population. Saying MSG is bad for everyone would be like saying peanuts were bad for everyone because some people are allergic to peanuts.

    A few references:
    FDA MSG - Safe
    FDA - Some MSG Findings
    Chart of glutamate naturally occurring in foods
    Society for Research on Umami Taste
  93. Questions on sauces... by dghcasp · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I've recently begun really playing with sauces, coincidently after finishing reading your book and Shirley Corriher's "Cookwise," and have some questions that were left unaddressed... Yes, it's more than one, but pick your favourite.

    1. When trying to pan-fry things, the books recommend leaving the food in place without moving for a few minutes to develop the fond. Unfortunatly for me, I always end up with burnt bits and an hour of scrubbing my All-Clad pots. For poaching, it's recommended to cook in liquid at the target temperature, because then the food will never overcook. Can you do the same thing for pan frying, or will you never develop a fond? Or to put it another way (aka the geeky slashdot way,) what's the magic temperature for the Maillard reaction?

    2. Because I'm a typical indentured serf with long work hours, I cook enough food on the weekends that I can bring my dinners to work and microwave them. But I'm having problems with Roux-based sauces, as after a night in the refrigerator, they turn to gelatenous blobs instead of creamy sauces (This may be a result of using home-made chicken stock.) What's the best way to reconstitute a sauce?

  94. College Cooking by global_diffusion · · Score: 2

    Do you have any recommendations for foods or meals for college students? We have lots of eating to do, but little time to cook with, so our recipes must be quick and easy and often aren't that good. Are there any recipes that come to mind that would be good for this? I do a lot of rice/beans, but those grow weary over the months...

  95. Cooking shows for the lonely by Vinson+Massif · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My greatest recipie irritant is I am _not_ cooking for a small army. Generally how does one scale down a recipie without losing it's fundamentals.

    Or, how does one cook for one?

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    1. Re:Cooking shows for the lonely by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 2
      My greatest recipie irritant is I am _not_ cooking for a small army. Generally how does one scale down a recipie[...]

      Simple, don't use recipes :-). Most of the time, I just think in terms of proportion and flavor, and work it from there. It takes just a little practice, but you soon get a "feel" for how much food will result from THIS much raw material, and what it will taste like (and, by extension, what to do to it if you want it to taste differently in the end).

      Either that, or get a bunch of Tupperware(tm) or whatever and resign yourself to eating the leftovers for lunch the next day...

  96. Book recommendations by hanwen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've noticed that many good cooks also know which cooking books to buy, so here goes:

    Other than your own books (of course), which
    books/writers do you recommend to learn new cuisines from?

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  97. Anthony Bourdain by rnb · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Once upon a time on your website, you did a very small review of Tony Bourdain's book on Typhoid Mary and mentioned that Tony "writes better than he cooks." What was that? Is there some sort of rivalry brewing? A bad dinner at Les Halles? I'd love to hear the background story.

  98. Salsa Chicken by The+Bod · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here's one my wife and I came up with. We buy a bunch of frozen boneless skinless chicken breasts, throw some in a crock pot, cover with Pace Picante sauce and turn the crock pot on low. I think we let it cook for 6-8 hours. We get the medium Pace Picante sauce. Do not get hot unless you are a glutton for punishment. We used to serve the chicken over noodles until we started the Atkin's Diet"

  99. Your expanding middle... by Corvus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's said that one should never trust a thin chef, but with all the recent attention on the failure of low-fat diets to prevent obesity and its complications, where do you weigh in on the whole low-carb way of eating?

  100. Re:MSG by topham · · Score: 2

    The point to it is: there is not need to MSG.

    While a similar, naturally occuring checmical exists doesn't mean a 'synthetic' is a good choice. (synthetic as in: Not naturally occuring in foods, used for some godawfull reason not having anything to do with good cooking).

    By the way, for me, anything with MSG tastes like it has a 1/2lb of salt. Not kidding. 'course, to me pure, white sugar has a metallic flavour. Maybe I'm just strange.

    On the other hand, naturally occuring forms in food don't bother me, or anyone I know.

    Don't get me wrong here, I'm fully aware that 'I know people who get headaches' isn't scientific. I also know that MSG isn't usefull in good food under normal conditions.

    But hey, you want to eat it, go ahead. Me, I'm not a fan.

  101. Safe Cooking Temps by dmaxwell · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The wife and I are huge fans of your show but there is one thing we notice from time to time that we've always wondered about. For instance, your country ham recipe specifies that the ham is done when the interior temp hits 140 degrees. However,

    http://www.fsis.usda.gov/OA/pubs/ham.htm

    states that "cook-before-eating hams must reach 160 F to be safely cooked before serving." I know those bad boys have been salt cured but I would still be worried about trichinosis. Your "done" temperatures for meat are often lower than what the food safety people would have them be. This is a long winded way of asking "What is your approach to food safety?" You look pretty healthy to me so I'll assume you know something those government fussbudgets don't but I'd feel better about trying out some of your recipes if I knew what that was.

    1. Re:Safe Cooking Temps by DJerman · · Score: 2
      I remember eating pork with trichonosis cysts. It was leathery and nasty, because it had to be cooked so long.

      Fortunately we don't really need to worry about it in the US any more, as less than 0.01% of pork is infected, it's killed in less than a minute at 140F, and if you're still worried, you can get irradiated pork -- it's dead, Jim.

      The FDA guidelines are meant to keep the users of cheap thermometers absolutely safe, and to ensure we eat plenty of beef and chicken :)

      Facts here

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  102. Re:Works well in a slow cooker by Tackhead · · Score: 2
    > Take 1 part dry Lentils, Black Beans, Red Beans, etcetera (you have to soak some beans overnight, this is easy if you eat this everyday like I did, or you can do what I eventually did, soak the beans and rice in the slow cooker and plugged it into a timer to turn it on in the morning if I wasn't home)

    Long as we're onto slow-cooking and fun with starch, try "Soubise". (Frogspeak for "onions and rice".)

    1) 2 big-azz yellow onions, about a pound's worth. Slice 'em.
    2) 1/2 cup rice. Boil for 5 minutes. You don't want the rice cooked.
    3) 1/2 to 3/4 sticks of butter. (4-6 tbls.)
    4) 1/2 tsp salt.
    5) 1/2 cup whipping cream. (Or you can get away with milk, but I like it with cream. )
    5) a few slices (1/4 cup) of swiss cheese.

    Melt butter in crock pot or casserole. Toss in onions and salt until coated with melted butter and starting to soften. Toss in rice.

    Bake mucho-slowly for an hour or so (easy enough - you can't overcook this :) at 300F. The onions disintegrate, leach out their water, turn insanely sweet, and flavor the rice. (Should be nice and yellow, not brown, when done baking.)

    Take out of oven, nuke milk to warm, and toss in the milk. Stir in the cheese. Nice and creamy.

    (If you wanna make a sauce, you can puree this and call it a sauce soubise.)

    I find it also makes a great side dish all on its own, just heaped out of the dish. You can also sprinkle the top with cheese and bake a layer of cheese onto it. Or stir in some fresh parsley along with the cheese. It's versatile stuff.

    If you're a carnivore (I am), it's also great with a splash of gravy or anything really thick and rich, like what you'd get if you pan-fried a steak and made a sauce out of the juices, or sauteed a pile of mushrooms. And it's just plain awesome with a big hunk of roasted or braised game or a leg o' lamb.

  103. Which could you live without? by tb3 · · Score: 2

    This is actually my father's favorite food question:
    If you had to give up one of the two foods which would it be: onions or tomatoes?

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  104. Re:best mothod? by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 2
    Where should someone with quick learning skills but no cooking background start?

    I'd say pick a type of food you really like and learn to make it. Heck, the whole reason I know how to cook now is that many, many years ago, I had a conversation with my mother that went something like "Mom, will you make some cookies?" "No, I'm busy." "Well....can I?"....

  105. The Secret Life of Alton Brown by ExoticMandibles · · Score: 2, Interesting
    We've seen you making egg souffles, pasta salad with marinated artichoke hearts, curried pickled cauliflower... but what do you eat when other people aren't watching? What are your guilty pleasures?

    Frozen Ding-Dongs?
    Popeye's Chicken?
    Deep-fried Twinkies?

  106. Cooking for restricted diets by ak_hepcat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It seems that in todays culture, everybody is on some diet or another. For example, I'm currently on the Atkins, while my wife is on the Suzanne Somers program. This tends to frustrate us when preparing meals. And when we have guests over, it can include vegans, ovo-lactos, omnivores, and just plain picky eaters.

    What resources do you use and/or suggest using (such as good substitutions for common ingredients that work well across a range of diets) when preparing full meals for dietary-challenged folk?

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  107. Re:Utensiles by Misch · · Score: 2

    Hey, if she comes with pots, pans, and a full kitchens worth of utensils, for $300, sounds like a bargain to me.

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  108. For the geek on the go.... by Hardwyred · · Score: 2

    Most of us have meals that are, well lacking, due to the 10 minute cooking constrait that a lot of us find ourselves on. Any reccomendations for foods that can be cooked quickly and without a lot of mess, but that don't cause us to lose our girlish figure or our tastebuds due to lack of work? Bonus points for high reheatability.

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  109. Along a similar line... by delcielo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Do you ever just completely blow a dish? Experience, I'm sure, makes your mistakes different than mine; but do you ever just taste soemthing you've cooked and say "God. What did I do to that?

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  110. Re:Calamari!!! by gerardrj · · Score: 2

    Perhaps you should search the re-runs pages at Food-TV. He did an episode for squid entirly "on location" at a beach tailgate party.

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  111. American Cuisine by hndrcks · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Perhaps it's all the time spent watching NFL (shudder) - but how can you say American cuisine is 'dumbing down?' How can you say people don't care about what they eat? Yes, 'Colonel McBurger Pizza Taco' has sold leventy-zillion 'value meal deals', but paralleling that is an equally rapid increase in the quality and variety of food (both in restaurants and groceries). I offer the following examples of how American food is anything but 'dumbing down':

    1. The post-Prohibition recovery of American viticulture, and the general improvement of wine quality in general; (no more Ripple!)

    2. I can buy morels, prosciutto, tomatillos, good bread, taro root, radicchio, and organ meats in my local grocery store;

    3. 'Asian Cuisine' no longer implies Mai-Tai's with little umbrellas served in a coconut shell;

    4. The Food Network;

    5. Williams-Sonoma is in every metro area of 100,000 or more, it seems. Yes, it's pretentious and expensive - but it's there.

    6. Microbreweries.

    'Dumbed down'? No. American cuisine is now at its most brilliant - and it's getting better.

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    1. Re:American Cuisine by elefantstn · · Score: 2
      1 and 6) Viticulture. Yes, I will fully grant you that the american wines are damn fine. But I'll counter with american beer. Yes, #6 you have Microbreweries, but those are the exception, not the rule. Find me someone discerning who likes BUD LIGHT, or even *shudder* Milwaukee's Best.


      So your point is that there are crappy, mass-produced beers in America? Well, duh. But America may be the finest beer-brewing nation in the world right now. Don't take my word for it, ask famous British beer reviewer Michael Jackson.

      2) Not sure where you live. I live in Cincinnati, a generic midwestern city. I can get all of those things too, but not at my grocery store. I'd have to make special trips to specialty stores. I've spent time in Manhattan and San Francisco where you CAN get those things easily. Again, that's the exception, not the rule.


      And I live in Harrisburg, a generic Mideast city, where these things are often available at the grocery store (in far greater quantity than even two years ago), but I also have to go to specialty stores for some of it. The thing is, there are now specialty stores, whereas they didn't exist 5 years ago. Beautiful!

      3) True, Asian Cuisine is more realistic these days. You can say the same things about other cuisines. Real Mexican, not nacho cheese laden tex-mex. Real Italian, not pizza and americanized pasta. Though all of the bad sides of those cuisines is here too. How many people in the US truly believe that Taco Bell is mexican?


      I still don't see your point -- that not everyone in America has discerning taste? True. But also true for the entire world.


      My question was not so much a query as to the sad state of food in America (Why Can't Johnny Saute?) but more of a question about the split in our culture. There are foodies (Hi there) and there are junkfoodies. McDonalds, Taco Bell, and their ilk are a poor legacy for america to foist upon the world. You don't see "Supercrepes" stands in the mall food court, nor do you see a worldwide chain of Charlie Trotter's.

      There's a serious dichotomy in American cuisine between good food and fast food.


      There's a serious dichotomy everywhere between those two things. There are crappy fast-food type places the world over. And there are good fast-food type places the world over -- fantastic taco stands in Mexico, panini in Italy, etc., just like there are great delis and pizza places in the US.

      There's nothing wrong with food in America -- if anything, it's in a far greater state than the rest of the world because it doesn't have the reliance on tradition and authenticity that can sometimes stifle development.
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  112. Cooking for looks by macdaddy · · Score: 2

    Do you have any suggestions for all the geeks out there on how or what to cook that makes us look good to our geek girls while not being too hard to accomplish? Ie, how to pick a wine and use it in a recipe or how to cook something with veggies that look good to a woman and yet aren't rubbery? Geek girls dig these things from what I hear. :)

  113. Your Previous Experiments by withak53 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mr. Brown,

    In the interest of comedy and safety could you tell us of some of your experiments that didn't quite make it to the screen or page?

  114. Non-Reactive Cookware by OldTome · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hi Alton,

    I always hear "Use a non-reactive pan for this".
    But what exactly is the "reaction" in a reactive pan and how does it affect the food your cooking?

    Also what materials make up non-reactive and reactive cookware?

    Thanks.

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  115. CaJohn's by MicroBerto · · Score: 2
    Do not get hot unless you are a glutton for punishment.

    Give me a break, that stuff's for toddlers. If you guys want some REAL hot sauce, go to CaJohns. It's 10 minutes away from my apartment in Columbus, and these guys are for real. Sauces are extremely hot and tasty, and the employees are cool as hell. I recommend ANY of the "Kaboom!" salsas, and my favorite sauces are Krakatoa (the #1 seller), Liquid Stupid, and Harold's Dangerously Hot. My brother's favorite is actually a parady one, "Sir Fartsalot", which is jalepeno-based. I just didn't like the taste, and it was too weak for me. I'll stick to the red-savina habenero peppered-powered sauces. They win tons of awards, and for good reason.

    Warning - Now THESE sauces are for "glutton for punishment"s... and they have a few hotter ones too. Never have I had so much flavor and spice together. Sometimes one drop is all that's needed for a boom.

    Good hot sauce like CaJohns will make any bland food taste good.

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    1. Re:CaJohn's by MicroBerto · · Score: 2

      I would have agreed with you.. until I tried these sauces. They throw in all sorts of extra stuff that zing it back to reality. Chipotle peppers in the salsa - wow!

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  116. Food technology by ruiner13 · · Score: 3, Informative
    Mr. Brown,

    seeing as this is a science and technology related site, I figured I'd try to relate my questions to this topic. Ok, so here goes.

    1. What do you feel are the most important inventions/advancements in food preparation/service technology in the last 25 years, and which do you use the most in your cooking (i've seen you use just about anything not nailed down on Good Eats!).
    2. What areas of food perparation/service do you feel can still be benefited more by future technology?

    I know that's technically two questions, but they're kinda related. Also, thanks for having such a great show, I have learned a lot from you, and look forward to reading your book!

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  117. Breast Milk Yogurt story? by patgas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think I've read a quote from you that says the strangest thing you've ever made was yogurt from your wife's breast milk. If this is true, I think I'd like to hear the story of how you came up with this idea...

  118. Knives, pots and such. by Attilla_The_Pun · · Score: 2, Informative

    One of my biggest, most irksome things aobut my kitchen is that most of my knives are either bought at Wal-Mart, or else rescued from the Salvation Army. NOw, I'm not wanting to spen $500 and up for a knife set, but if I am looking for something that will cut very easily, and last a good, long time inbetween being sharpened, what am I needing to look for? Is Japanese cutlery still very much superior to American steel these days, or are they even? Are there certain materials to avoid?

    Along that same vein, I use teflon pots and pans when I cook. But when I watch the food network, I almost constantly see stainless steel, non coated stuff. Why? What am I doing wrong that might cause me to be abusing non-coated pans? What's the advantage ot stainless steel?

    Thanks!

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    1. Re:Knives, pots and such. by Eagle7 · · Score: 2

      Well, I don't know what Alton would think (actually, I know, he doesn't trust aluminum) but I have some ideas.

      1) Target has a nice set of heavy drop forged Henkel knives for under $200. Not cheap, but they are good knives with good steel that will last, and aren't overkill. Make sure you do get knives with a flat edge - those "eversharp" things with the little teeth suck. And perhaps most importantly, when you get a good knife, learn how to sharpen it and do it correctly, otherwise it is a waste.

      2) Check out something like (again, expensive) Calphalon Hard Anodized aluminum. If you use it the way the instructions say, it should be as easy to clean as non-stick, and still work like a good old pan (i.e. sear, etc) Alton recommends cast-iron, which I don't really like working with, but that's a much less expensive option.

      3) Get your ass married. I'm on my way, and the best part so far was registering for my cookware.

      Without further ado, I am off to make dinner!

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  119. Influences by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2

    What are your biggest influences, both as a chef and as a television producer? Seems to me your show has the frenetic pace of The Electric Company, the hands-on experimentation of Mr. Wizard and a secretive Abby Hoffman "Steal this cookbook" style of hints & tips, combined with the chemical correctness of Shirley Corriher and a certain culinary curtness that avoids a lot of the over spicing and excess ingredients of, say, B. Flay. What chefs interested you in a career in a telecuisine, and what's your flavor of non-cooking TV?

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  120. 2nd Law by EccentricAnomaly · · Score: 2

    Entropy marches ever onward. The 2nd law of thermodynamics makes it very difficult to uncook a pizza, unbrew a beer, or unspoil a banana. All of that disorder isn't reversible.

    Of course, if you bury the rotten banana under a banana tree then you could get a fresh banana from the tree eventually... but that new banana would only be partly made from the rotten banana - other material would have gone into its construction.

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  121. Cooking methodologies by geekoid · · Score: 2

    As hard as I try, I just can't come up with a good way to cook Soylent Green, can you give some advice on the subject.

    I'll be in line all day on tuesday for some, but I'll check for an answer after curfew...

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  122. Answer from the book by drew_kime · · Score: 2
    As for the question: how does he come up with these rather novel cooking methods? Is it trial and error (and, if so, what errors)?
    One of his errors was where he placed the charcoal starter. You know, tube-with-a-handle things you use to get the coal going good before dumping it into the grill? He set one of these down on the driveway to heat up and left it alone for a while. When he came back, he discovered that the gravel driveway had conducted the heat all the way to the side and melted the sprinkler system. As he was standing there marvelling at this effect, the soles of his shoes melted.
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  123. Why do cooking books always use the phrase. . . . by Com2Kid · · Score: 2

    What is up with the use of the phrase "cook until done"???

    Seriously, err, what is 'done' per say? I end up cooking hamburger meat for ~20 minutes or so until it is brown all over, what does 'until done' mean exactly? In each particular case?

    I end up cooking scrambled eggs until they are all stuck to the bottom of the pan and have to be scrapped off, or until they are smoking and burning up to a crisp.

    Why to so many cook books never actually describe what 'until done' is for each particular type of food? Even better, why not a more analytical cookbook that says "keep turning them every 3 minutes for about 10 minutes, a minute or so less if you like your meat rare or a minute or so more if you like it extra-well done"

  124. Re:Cooking In Lava (my guess) by gosand · · Score: 2
    How is it possible, using a heat source at 2000 degrees (that granted, gets cooler over time) that it still takes 45 minutes to cook the game hen? We would have thought that the cooking would have been near instantanous - but repeated experiments at various lengths of time reveal that it takes exactly as long in the lava, as in an oven.

    Meat is a bad conductor of heat. You even said yourself that it cools down pretty quickly, and within twenty minutes is down to an oven-like temperature. I bet the meat chars on the surface, and the charred flesh just doesn't conduct that heat very well, and the heat is dissipating out into the air. As for the leaves, the water content is probably protecting them, providing a steam wrapper.

    Now if you had that hen inside an insulated oven at 2000 degrees, it might be a different story.

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  125. Would you do the show in High-Definition? by K8Fan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have a High-Definition system and love it, but there's one thing missing - an HD cooking show. You really seem to be into having a show that looks different than all the other cooking shows. Any possibility of making at least one demo show in HD? Marc Cuban's HD-NET would show it.

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  126. Genetically engineered foods by Atl_kevin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Mr. Brown, let me say how much i enjoy your show. and you book. i just gave a copy to my sister in law as a gift and she loves it too. My question is how do you feel about the move toward genetically engineered foods. are you in favor of it and do you see, if it continues, new metods of preparing genetically engineered foods in the future?

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  127. Most Memorable Mistake? by Mebbekew · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A few weeks ago, while trying my hand at french pastry-making, I nearly set fire to my oven as an overflowing tray of oil and melted butter (don't ask) splashed all over the red hot elements, generated copious amounts of acrid smoke, and threatened to ignite. I'm sure that with as much cooking experience as you have, you've seen many hilarious kitchen accidents.

    What are the most memorable accidents, or acts of blatant stupidity, that you've seen or taken part in during cooking?

  128. Gravy? by cr0sh · · Score: 3, Interesting
    My question:

    What, exactly, is the science and process behind making good and wholesome gravy?

    Seriously, Alton - my wife yesterday, when I mentioned that this was going to be an "Ask /." interview, told me that she wanted to pay YOU $1000.00 (US) to come over to our house to teach her how to make gravy. I am almost ready to front that amount, too.

    It seems like every time we have tried to make gravy, it either never thickens, or we get paste. It seems like a simple thing to do - leave some pan drippings (and the grungy gunk too - flavor bits!), add a tiny bit of flour, mix and brown to create a nice roue (or however that is spelled), then add some milk, and perhaps a little more flour to thicken (salt, pepper, and spicing to taste).

    I think we managed ONCE to create a real gravy.


    So Alton, my question is:

    HOW DO YOU MAKE GRAVY???!!!

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    1. Re:Gravy? by elefantstn · · Score: 2

      The two things my mother always did were stir constantly and use corn starch instead of flour.

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  129. Kitchen disasters by Grackle · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hi Alton, Can you tell us about some of your most memorable, instructive or whacky kitchen disasters?

  130. Semi-authoritative answer by RebornData · · Score: 2

    The good folks at Cook's Illustrated did some research into this when they did their basic pasta recipe. The end result is that they found that there were no detectable taste differences between pasta cooked in water coming from the hot water or cold water taps. The hot water does cut a few minutes off the boiling time (like 3-4), so they actually recommended it as a technique. They didn't mention the lead issue discussed in some other posts, but I have a hard time believing that this would be a problem in a house with a reasonably modern plumbing system and water heater.

    BTW- like Good Eats, Cook's Illustrated (the magazine, the website and their cookbooks) is an *excellent* geek cooking resource. They employ the scientific method in trying to develop the "Best Recipe" (the title of their main cookbook) for each dish they make. When they attack a recipe, they will research many cookbooks to learn about how something generally is made, and then will experiment with different ingredients, techniques and measurements to find the best outcome, based on the feedback of their tasting lab. Where there is interesting food science to explain, they'll do so, much like Alton. Of course, it's not entertaining like Good Eats is, but you will learn a *lot*, and everything I've made from their recipes has tasted great and been relatively foolproof.

    1. Re:Semi-authoritative answer by gleam · · Score: 2

      Alton also admits that he is a huge fan of Cook's Illustrated, and draws much of his culinary and presentation style from them--make a recipe as foolproof as possible.

      For the geeks out there, the cook's illustrated website is fairly cheap ($25/yr i think) and has every recipe/article/etc they've published.. the only problems are that the site is unbelievably slow, and the recipes are pretty terribly categorized.

      Cecil Adams from the Straight Dope also addressed this issue. Naturally, the fastest boil came from water that had already been boiled once and allowed to cool.

      http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_101c.htm l

      Dear Cecil:

      Which boils faster--hot (or very hot) water or cold water? --Jane H., formerly of Chicago, now of Washington, D.C.

      P.S.: You must have seen this one coming!

      Cecil replies:

      I resigned myself to it long ago, buttercup. As any sane and decent person would expect, hot water out of the tap will boil faster than cold water out of the tap. However, water that has been boiled once and allowed to cool will boil faster than hot water out of the tap. That's because boiling gets rid of the dissolved oxygen usually found in water, making it easier for the water to boil the second time around. There's money in this somewhere, I'm sure of it.

      --CECIL ADAMS

      My favorite episode of good eats, I think, is "Scrapiron Chef"... seeing him smoke bacon in three lockers is really unbeatable.

      -gleam

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  131. Worst mistake by Viking+Coder · · Score: 2

    Alton,

    I love your show, even though I can't cook. Can't. As in "genetically incapable". As an example, I once burned spaghetti noodles. As in, on fire.

    What's the worst mistake you've ever made, in food preparation?

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  132. "Seasoned" pans by K8Fan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My wife is a wonderful woman, but has a phobia about cast iron pans. I cannot seem to convince her to let a cast iron pan "season" like it is supposed to. I scrub it out with kosher salt as you are supposed to, but she insists on putting that sucker in the sink and scrubbing it with a Brillo pad to get it "clean"...totally ruining the seasoning.

    What can you say to her to convince her that a well-seasoned cast iron frying pan is healthy?

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  133. A question for AB by labnrrd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    OK, my question for you is I want a recipe for pot stickers. I just want a down to earth recipe that doesn't require too many synapses. Thanks.

    Oh yeah, when I saw you on your book tour (the AB North American Tour) I asked you if you knew where you got the spherical molds for the jello eye ball halloween recipe. I was wondering what ever happened there. Anyways, great job on the Book and the Show.

    Rick

  134. Emril's show lacks flow , drags, is on too much by mekkab · · Score: 2

    When emeril is "on", he's on. But frequently he drags. The show drags. Its not entertaining.

    The Naked Chef adds storyline- while you may be completely bored with his trip to the shore with his little cousin and annoyed by the video montage of his band playing, he's got something to keep you going.

    Alton has a good mix of vignettes in a quick-cut style.

    But that emeril. Sometimes he says funny things. Sometimes he says the exact same thing in the same way and its just not funny. Look at his sit com. That's why it blew chunks. Oh, and he uses WAY too much fat, butter, and sausage. I mean, it's dessert, for crying out loud!

    Now that, coupled with the fact that he's always on just gets to me. Yep, I like him better than Bobby Flay and Martha, but I think he's over exposed.

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  135. my list of plug-n-play foods by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    My list includes:

    Microwave popcorn
    Breakfast cereal
    Applesauce
    Cottage cheese
    Rasberry Yogart
    (Note that the above *dont* necessarily need to be lowfat)
    V8 Juice (original, goes great with popcorn IMO)
    Top Romen
    Instant mashed potatoes
    Ravioli (can)
    Peanut butter & jelly sandwiches (freeze bread or it rots fast)
    Salsa & Chips

    When I was single, I lived off of this stuff and still enjoy it.

    And, it is reasonably nutricious.

  136. Malaria medicine, or a lot of NaCl by mekkab · · Score: 2

    A friend of mine told me about the night after drinking like a fish in China, he was BLORTED. (lets just pretend thats a word and move on...)
    So this girl he knows says "Drink this." and its this almost saturated salt and water solution. Its thick and gross, but he downs it.

    A little while later he felt spry and energized.
    She said it was some type of malaria medicine.

    You need to re-hydrate FAST. Salt helps retain water. I like the combination of Excederin (a little caffeine kick to get you going, but unfortunately also a diuretic!), water, and some salty food. Maybe some rice with pork sung!

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  137. Hardest technique? by graybeard · · Score: 2

    When you went to your culinary school, what was the most difficult technique you learnead? Is there an easier way to do it that is "good enough"?

  138. The "Butter Incident" by jimmcq · · Score: 2

    Question for Alton: Is it really true that you made butter from breast milk?

    No, this isn't some sort of troll... I heard from his own mouth (at the San Jose book signing) that he had tried making butter out of breast milk after his wife had a baby, but I'd like to hear more behind the story

  139. Next Book by Wanker · · Score: 2

    Your current book seems to have a very clear theme aptly described in the sub-title "Food+Heat=Cooking". On the inside it's very well organized along the various lines of applying heat to food, but this leaves out a lot of potential food topics.

    What are your plans for other book themes?

  140. How to learn to cook meat by aphor · · Score: 2

    In America, dinner usually means MEAT. The meal is usually focused on a meat main dish. I have a basic cooking textbook made for use in culinary schools. It has the unflattering (but scientifically accurate) description of the two basic ways to cook meat: with dry or moist heat. The object of dry heat cooking is to cook the meat until it reaches "the desired degree of coagulation," (temperature) and the object of moist heat is to cook "until the connective tissues have sufficiently broken down." Hitting one of those marks will generally mean achieving "good cook" status with your guests. Screwing it up usually means disappointing people.

    What would be the first lesson for any beginner to master as a main meat dish, or what's the easiest way to make sure it's done (but not overdone) when you serve it?

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  141. The poll said it best... by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 2

    Who?
    What?
    When?
    Where?
    Why?
    How?
    Favorite Question?
    What would CowboyNeal Do?

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  142. Weird food. by matman · · Score: 2

    What are the wierdest things that you've eaten? Did you enjoy them? If you were to eat them again, what ideas for preparation do you have?

    Thanks for the show, the book, and all of the hard work that you've put into both. You've helped my interest in cooking and food science to grow. :)

  143. Chili does NOT have beans by oneiros27 · · Score: 2

    I know that most of the chili cook offs that I've seen, there are no beans allowed.

    Oh, and as my mom's placed first a few times at some local contents, I'll give you all a little secret -- alcohol helps to meld the flavors faster, for those times when you don't have a week to let it sit in the fridge. Add a beer into your next 2 gallons of chilli. [As you're putting it in a slow cooker, you might want to back off whatever other liquids you're using, to make sure you cook off the alcohol].

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  144. Know when to use fast/slow cooking. by oneiros27 · · Score: 2

    After all, there are some things that benefit from a slow cooking time. Scrambled eggs are one of the best examples -- a nice, slow cook in a slightly warmed cast iron skillet will give you some of the creamest eggs you've ever had. After watching the smoked salmon episode of Good Eats, I wouldn't be suprised if AB had tried cooking eggs with a hair dryer.

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  145. What hardware do you suggest for minimalists? by oneiros27 · · Score: 2

    Well, okay, I guess 'minimalist's not quite the right word, but they limit the subject length here.

    I know in the back of your book, you recommend certain tools and equiptment for cooks, however, many of the people here are apartment dwellers, or might even be in a college dorm with a shared kitchen, where they don't have much space for storage, or they move on a regular basis, making that cast iron set a royal pain.

    Besides the obvious needs for a decent pot for boiling pasta/potatoes/whatever, and a good pan for sauteing/pan frying, what would you insist on having around, if you were in that situation?

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  146. Re:Better question: by Eagle7 · · Score: 2

    Bobby Flay is an asshole.

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  147. Re:Why do cooking books always use the phrase. . . by gleam · · Score: 2

    i can't speak about scrambled eggs, but regarding meat, here are two suggestions:

    1) use a meat thermometer. seriously. or, even better, a probe thermometer that you can keep outside of your oven/grill/broiler

    2) learn what a piece of meat cooked to your ideal temperature feels like to the touch.. cook a steak to medium rare and touch the top-center.. remember the way it feels, and then the next time you cook, just touch it every now and then until it "feels" right. It works wonders.

    a few other things:

    it's very difficult for a cookbook to give precise times involving meats, or anything else really, because there's so much variation. Your burger may be 7 ounces instead of 5, and 1" thick instead of 3/4" thick. All those possible variations lead to huge difficulties in setting a precise time.

    Also remember that, unless you're using a gas grill/broiler/whatever, there's going to be some noticeable variation in the temperature of your cooker. If you use normal charcoal briqs, your grill will not burn anywhere near as hot as if you use hardwood charcoal.

    One final pair of tips: cook your meat to about 5 degrees cooler than you actually want it, and let it sit off the heat for 5 minutes before you serve it. In those 5 minutes you'll achieve two things: the temperature of the meat will rise about one degree each minute, cooking it to perfection, and the juices inside the meat will have time to settle, so when you cut into the meat they won't pour out all over your plate. You'll end up with a perfect, juicy piece of beef, or lamb, or whatever.

    -gleam

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  148. yes, cellulose is a type of dietary fiber. by cpeterso · · Score: 2



    High Fiber Diet :

    Dietary fiber is the part of a plant that provides and maintains the plant's structure. Cellulose, hemicellulose, polysaccharides, pectins, gums, mucilages, and lignins are dietary fibers. These fibers are unrelated chemically, however, they all have one thing in common -- they can't be digested by the human body. For this reason, they can help correct disorders of the large intestine (colon), and keep it functioning normally. Therefore, it is important to increase the amount of fiber in the diet.

  149. Re:gelatinous roux Re:Questions on sauces... by DJerman · · Score: 2
    Inquire a little deeper -- flour-based thickeners thicken when they cool (that is, what coats a spoon at a simmer may stand a spoon upright at 40 degrees).

    Either way, when you heat the sauce the gelatin should dissolve, and the flour should loosen up again. But if you're heating a thin layer in the microwave it may dry out a bit -- try making the sauce thinner than you want it ultimately, and/or do some of the "don'ts" from the gelatin show. (fresh pineapple or papaya, for instance) Heating the sauce separately will help too, as you can beat it into submission with your fork, and make any liquidous adjustments prior to application.

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  150. The Secret by DJerman · · Score: 2
    The Sovereign Secret to Good Gravy is: make your roux away from the juices.

    The roux has to have fat coating and insulating the flour grains from each other, otherwise you get paste. You need about equal volumes of flour and fat. The flour will go to gelatine as soon as it encounters water so you need to use one of 3 methods:

    1) mash flour and butter (in equal parts) together an d add lumps of this mixture to the hot juices. The butter will do the job for the flour and you get a thickening sauce. Nice for blonde gravies for fish and poultry.

    2) pan-cook your roux with oil or butter before you roast. This way you can control the color of the gravy and the flavor, by toasting the flour to a darker color. If you use butter in this method, you need to wait till it stops bubbling before adding the flour (this is the water cooking off -- it'll go lumpy if you rush it).

    3) skim some fat from the juices and make the roux -- this is what you're trying to do but I'm betting that you don't have enough fat, or you have too much watery liquid. So skim the fat, mix fat and flour (in another pan or the same one) and add back to the juice. This gets the most authentic flavor, but taste first -- if the fat got too hot it can be a bit acrid, in which case fall back to the other methods.

    In any case, you must then cook the sauce to a boil, to bloom your flour. It should get thick enough to stick to a spoon, and will thicken more as it cools. If it's not thick enough, more roux is needed. The darker the roux, the more you will need.

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  151. Re:.com/.bomb culinary solutions by Kredal · · Score: 2

    I realize I'm not a master chef (or even a really decent cook).. but here's what I do with Ramen noodles...

    I heat the water in a large bowl in the microwave (a coffee maker with no filters or grounds or anything would work too).

    I open up a bag of noodles, and take out the seasoning packet, then crunch up the noodles in the bag, and pour the little baby noodles into the bowl of hot water.

    Add 1 or 2 slices of preprocessed cheese, by tearing up the slices and dropping them into the bowl (I prefer Kraft American and Swiss cheese, but go with what you like).

    Cover the bowl to keep steam from escaping too much (I use a DVD case, since I have lots and lots of them next to my computer where I eat)... let it sit for a few minutes until the cheese is good and melted and the noodles are soaked thrhough. Then add the seasoning packet, and a few drops (or a lot of drops) of tabasco, stir well, and enjoy!

    The cheese makes it into a nice and creamy soup, instead of flavored water with noodles. (:

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  152. age old question.. by geekoid · · Score: 2

    ..why do men crave ceral at midnight?

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  153. Overclock your machine... by TibbonZero · · Score: 2

    Overclock your machine, and put the heating/cooling induction piping into the top surface of your case... Then, fry an egg with your Athalon 1.2@2.4...

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  154. Science and Cooking by iCharles · · Score: 2

    Most cooking shows don't nearly go as much into the science of cooking as your show does. I dare say I've learned more chemestery and physics in your show then in college or high school. Do you feel it is because the chefs don't know/understnad the science, don't want to diminish the "art" with the science, or don't think their audience is interested/capable of understanding the underlying science?