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Just What is a Custom Configured Server?

djhanson wonders: "I just got back from a small claims court proceeding against Apple Computer. They successfully won their argument in front of the court that selecting additional memory and disk drives for a computer/server at the time of purchase, off of their website, constitutes a 'custom configured computer built to the customer's specifications'. Said computer is therefore not eligible under the company policy to be returned. Has anyone else heard of such a thing? As near as I can tell, Apple is the only company that has such a restrictive policy. I called both IBM and HP, and neither of those companies has such a policy. Am I the only one that thinks there is something terribly wrong with a policy like this? Any opinions? Suggestions? Comments? Whatever?"

318 comments

  1. Sounds about right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Sounds pretty dumb. But Apple policies are usually that way. You should see how they treat their employees.

    Posting as AC because I work for Apple.

    1. Re:Sounds about right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I go to Columbia University and here it's par for the course to hate our university. I'm soaking it up. Would you recommend considering a job at Apple as a future career move?

    2. Re:Sounds about right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      If you want to trade jobs, I'd be more than happy to have to put up with Apple's treatment of their employees.

    3. Re:Sounds about right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's pretty funny... I assume you're probably some retail grunt working part-time at an Apple Store whining because you didn't read the fine print of their holiday bonus promotions.

      I just left a job with Apple after about 5 years with them. I can honestly say that I've never worked for a company that treated its employees as well as Apple and the people I worked with were fantastic. In fact, if my wife wasn't offered such a large career opportunity out of state that practically doubled our income, I would still be working with them.

    4. Re:Sounds about right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm an Apple employee too, and you're full of shit. Employees are treated very well at Apple. What other company can you name that gives everyone a week off at christmas over and above normal vacation? This year, we even got the whole week for thanksgiving, too.

    5. Re:Sounds about right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I assume you're probably some retail grunt working part-time at an Apple Store

      You assume right, so far... Thanks for calling me a grunt just because I'm a college student not qualified to get a real job.

      whining because you didn't read the fine print of their holiday bonus promotions.

      Nope. I don't consider myself automatically entitled to bonuses, so I don't give a crap about the bonus policy. It's this kind of stuff I'm concerned about.

      > I can honestly say that I've never worked for a company that treated its employees as well as Apple

      I'm glad you had a good experience. I was really excited, way back when I first got hired. I expected to leave Apple saying the same things you are right now. But unfortunately I don't feel that way anymore.

    6. Re:Sounds about right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who else besides Apple gives its employees a week off at Christmas? One word: Boeing. (another fairly good company to work for)

      Not to digress too much:
      As for return policies: all companies are going to try to screw you (the little guy) out of your 15% if you want to send something back. (one word: profit) It's usually only the big dogs and the squeaky wheels of society who get the proverbial greasing.

      On a side note:
      (Linux, Windows, Mac OS, OS X, FreeBSD, OpenBSD, Solaris: Putting the "fun" back in my dysfunctional bastardized collection of computer assets. Thank God for Exceed, VNC, and ssh.) LOL :)

    7. Re:Sounds about right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The week off is so you can listen to all the songs on your iPod.

    8. Re:Sounds about right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you expect? Apple is run by Jews.

    9. Re:Sounds about right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, I worked there for 5 years. Worst management I have ever seen

    10. Re:Sounds about right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You know, one summer i worked at a truck stop janitor, cleaning bathrooms, plunging toilets, scrubbing the cum stains off the walls in the stalls, and being forced to suck dick by a 300 pound coked up trucker with a knife.

      I too can honestly say I've never worked for a company that treated its employees so well. you see, that's the only job I've ever had.

  2. Is this for real? by jerald_hams · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Horrific policy...makes me a bit ashmed of the iMac I'm typing this on.
    I'm a fan of Apple designs, but I really hope they stay a niche in the market. If Apple ever overruns Redmond, we'll all look back on Microsoft as comparatively benevolent.

    -Jerald Hams

    1. Re:Is this for real? by no+longer+myself · · Score: 4, Funny
      If Apple ever overruns Redmond...

      Oh please...

      If OJ ever finds the real killers...
      If Nader ever gets elected president...
      If Pete Rose ever gets into baseball's HOF...
      If SCO ever wins against IBM...
      If Osama ever turns himself in...
      If I ever get laid...

      Apple has a nice product, but let's face it, we are in absolutely no danger of them becoming a dominant force in general computing.

    2. Re:Is this for real? by kommakazi · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's not horrific... It's his own damn fault for being stupid enough to buy extra RAM and disk drives straight from Apple, you're always much better off getting them separately from some other vendor - it's much cheaper. I say he deserves it.

    3. Re:Is this for real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Apple isn't the only company to stand by this policy. Dell has the exact same policy on their CTO systems. I can understand from a corporate standpoint why this policy exists. If you're going to spend the time configuring a server / workstation system to meet your exact needs - you should have no reason to return it. The only exception is if the thing just doesn't work.

      -Steve

    4. Re:Is this for real? by Micro$will · · Score: 4, Informative
      you're always much better off getting them separately from some other vendor - it's much cheaper.

      I agree, but if you ever need warrantee support you'll have to pull that stuff out before putting in the Hardware Diagnostics CD. For some stupid reason my school purchases it's PowerBooks from a 3rd party vendor who puts in extra RAM, but it's not from Apple. Guess who Apple blames when we send it back in with a hardware error code? Somewhat OT question: is there an equivilant to IBM's Gold Service for Apple, or at least some form of Apple Tech support that has a clue?

    5. Re:Is this for real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is absolutely not true about Dell. There are somethings Dell won't take back but most of the systems they sell are customized and they do take them back. Here is a link to their policy.

    6. Re:Is this for real? by kommakazi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And rightfully so because the hardware error code is probably coming from the 3rd party RAM so you should contact the 3rd party RAM vendor rather than Apple in the first place...common sense...

    7. Re:Is this for real? by Maserati · · Score: 1

      Apple's hardware has been getting more and more sensitive to RAM issues as time goes by. Third-party RAM that is technically within specifications can make a Mac horribly unstable.

      http://www.macintouch.com/badram01.html

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    8. Re:Is this for real? by allgood2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not that different from other vendors. I'm fairly certain Dell will only accept a return if the box has never been open or if you can find a significant problem and get it esculated rapidly, and have you tried getting HP to accept a return (laughs). All the vendors will support, and provide replacement parts, etc. But typically, a custom configurations falls on under the you "you broke it, you pay for it"--obviously, the systems aren't always shipped broke, but its not like they can put the thing out on the floor, just because you decided you didn't want it any longer.

    9. Re:Is this for real? by pnmd · · Score: 1

      "If Apple ever overruns Redmond, we'll all look back on Microsoft as comparatively benevolent."

      Excellent statement, Jerald. As a lifelong Apple and PC user I would have to agree. I believe some measures that Apple has enacted in the past regarding some "defective" items have been highly suspect. You're correct, Microsoft would appear benevolent in comparison to Apple's sometimes draconian edicts regarding some of their hardware issues.

      That being said, as a lifelong member of both camps (Apple and Micro$oft) Apple users tend to behave like a bunch of hall monitors at times. Always ready with whistle in hand, to blow it when the littlest Apple hardware steps out of line. That's just my opinion, I could be wrong. ;)

    10. Re:Is this for real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it's quite the opposite for Apple.

      Since the Blue and White G3, you can (and I have) stuck any dealram cheap POS RAM in a Mac and it'll work just fine. I've worked on hundreds of macs in this time, and I always advise my customers to go with 3rd party RAM and HDDs, and it's never been a problem so far.

      In their "beige" days, Macs used to be very persnickety about RAM. I don't see this anymore...of course, I hear really old Macs used to lock out "non-Apple" branded hard drives as well. Those were the bad old days, and I don't see Apple going down that path again.

    11. Re:Is this for real? by kommakazi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah I really don't know what you're talking about, all recent Apple computers (define recent as "post-beige") I've worked with have taken any sort of RAM I've stuck in them so long as it was the correct type/speed for the machine... The only possible problem lies with certain RAM chips that have extra "features" Macs don't utilize and therefore will cause the Mac to reject the chip...but really once again it's simply a matter of knowing what chip features your Mac will accept or reject before you go buying RAM... this can very easily be found out at www.xlr8yourmac.com or other various web resources...in short - use "common sense" and do a little "research" before you go buying something and you will never run into problems...I can't believe I actually have to tell someone this...

    12. Re:Is this for real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They will not take server CTO. They may take CTO Workstations back.

      Steve

    13. Re:Is this for real? by Maserati · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Pshaw.

      It's not really "certain chips", but you are on to something. The manufacturers in the cheap brackets will do all sorts of thing to move the product they need to move. I've seen chips relabelled, I've seen underclocked chips; my dual 1.25s wouldn't even recognize these even after multiple replacmeents). My main point is that the reputable manufacturers won't sell you a chip with enough of the same specs to be the part you ordered, but still not be a Mac-compatible part.

      Starting with the first G4s I've had many bosses purchase bare units from Apple to save money - which is ok - then try to save more money by buying the cheapest RAM that would fit the specs. Most (65%-ish) of these machines became unstable - system freezes. I pointed out that several people working on things that made us money were missing deadlines. We went with the good stuff, Kingston in my opinion and experience, and the machines became stable.

      I've been dealing with RAM issues in modern Powermacs (G4/G5) and they're all amazingly sensitive to RAM. Use either quality third-party memory, Apple RAM, or risk regular core dumps. I just had a 1GB DIMM fail the hardware tests out of the box, Apple did overnight me a new one after some prodding (new guy, the senior sales rep got back from a conference and overnighted me the RAM). Every manufacturer ships the occasional bad chip, but in a professional environment you have to maximize reliability.

      You probably thought they were all OS problems you couldn't fix and blamed Apple for anyway.

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    14. Re:Is this for real? by wembley · · Score: 1

      Not so true.

      My friend just bought a Dell, and within 2 days the price on that configuration was $500 less.

      They said they'd send him $220 (some magic calculation on the difference), but instead he sent it back for $100 (minus $25 the CSR arranged).

      He then bought a much better system for less $$ as the prices had all come down.

      Dell sent Airborne Express to pick it up, and he had used the machine, and also lost the box the speakers came in.

      Don't know if this works for everyone, but I do know that he was _extremely_ nice to the CSR.

      YMMV.

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    15. Re:Is this for real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Were these Apple people always like this? Assholes? I agree with parent: this stinks.

    16. Re:Is this for real? by Monx · · Score: 1

      I hear really old Macs used to lock out "non-Apple" branded hard drives as well.

      I've been using Macs since the Plus and the HD upgrades have always been from 3rd party vendors. I've never seen the lock out you refer to.

    17. Re:Is this for real? by Monx · · Score: 1

      My friend just bought a Dell, and within 2 days the price on that configuration was $500 less.
      They said they'd send him $220 (some magic calculation on the difference), but instead he sent it back for $100 (minus $25 the CSR arranged).


      Apple does the same thing, but with a better refund. My step-father bought a Powerbook the week before the new ones came out. Of all the remedies offered, he chose to take the difference in price as store credit. He bought a nice digital camera and some other things for his machine. He still had enough left over that he applied it towards buying my sister an eMac.

    18. Re:Is this for real? by vicparedes · · Score: 1

      I can't agree with you more. Our company just bought 3 iBooks last month from an independent supplier. We bought additional RAM for each machine and had our supplier install them. When the iBooks arrived, 2 of them froze upon start-up and wouldn't boot at all. A faulty Kingston RAM (much to our surprise given this company's reputation) was the culprit. Luckily our supplier always sends a tech rep to set-up our machines, so we received the replacement RAM for each of the iBooks the following day.

  3. complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    on the (limited) information you've given it does seem a little unfair to you though, technically, the judgement was correct. You configured the machine, you are a customer, therefore it is a customer configured machine.

    There should be a warning on their site when you do configure the machine yourself that you won't be able to do certain things.

    an interesting point would be, what if you used the same customer configuration system to add in say some extra software or another battery for a laptop?

    1. Re:complicated by wacko1138 · · Score: 5, Informative
      Actually, they have a link at the bottom of their store page labelled Sales and Refunds.

      On that page it says:

      "RETURN & REFUND POLICY
      If you are not satisfied with your Apple purchase of a pre-built product, please call 1-800-676-2775 for a Return Material Authorization (RMA) request within 10 business days of the receipt of the product."

      And a little further down:

      "Please note that Apple does not permit the return of or offer refunds for the following products:

      1. Product that is custom configured to your specifications"

      I do think it's a bass-ackwards policy, but it's all there on the site. May not be fun, but always a good idea to read the fine print (especially before laying out the sort of money Apple wants).

    2. Re:complicated by hool5400 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That text is for "if you are not satisfied".

      The poster doesn't mention whether the return is because of an unfit product, or just changed his mind.

      I suspect the latter, and you can see Apple's point. He gets it and doesn't like it, sends it back, and they have to pull out the RAM, extra HDs - a giant pain in the arse. Why should they?

      If it was broken on the other hand and they refuse to take it back, I'd have an issue, but I'm sure there are consumer laws in the US to protect the consumer from manufacturers selling unfit goods.

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    3. Re:complicated by Lally+Singh · · Score: 1

      I believe that since those came in separate boxes, you don't need to worry.

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    4. Re:complicated by alienw · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Let's see... First, Apple charges huge markups on their hardware. Second, it's supposed to be a "friendly", and so on. Third, manufacturers with lots more hardware to sell and smaller margins, such as Dell, do not have such restrictive policies. Finally, Apple does NOT make it clear you are buying a custom-configured machine that is nto returnable. You can't just click and buy, it makes you select from a list of options, some of which have nothing to do with custom configuration.

    5. Re:complicated by Golias · · Score: 5, Informative
      Third, manufacturers with lots more hardware to sell and smaller margins, such as Dell, do not have such restrictive policies.

      Ahem. From Dell's web site (bold emphasis added by me):

      All new hardware, accessories, parts, and unopened software still in its sealed package, excluding the products listed below, may be returned within thirty (30) days from the date on the packing slip or invoice. New n-series with FreeDOSTM products and PowerEdge SC servers purchased from the Small and Medium Business Sales Division may be returned within fourteen (14) days from the date on the packing slip or invoice. To return applications software or an operating system that has been installed by Dell, you must return the entire computer. A different return policy applies to nondefective products purchased through Dell's Software and Peripherals division by customers of our Small and Medium Business divisions. Those products may be returned within thirty days from the date on the packing slip or invoice, but a fifteen percent (15%) return fee will be deducted from any refund or credit. The "Total Satisfaction" Return Policy and Software and Peripherals division return policy are not available for Dell/EMC storage products, EMC-branded products, Unisys-branded products, PowerVaultTM 160T tape libraries or enterprise software.
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    6. Re:complicated by ssewell · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You should also note that Apple does not accept any third-party returns. Even if they're not functioning!

      When I received my order of Logitech Z680 5.1 Speakers from Apple, they were DOA. Apple wouldn't refund or exchange my order (as stated in their return policy), so I had to go through the manufacturer. And we all know how fun that is!

      Don't get me wrong, I love Apple products... but they really need to be more flexible about their return policies.

    7. Re:complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      1. Most people charge huge markups on their higher-end products and break even on the lower-end. Apple charges decent markup across the board. Notice how they're still in business and profitable, even these days? Smart business.

      2. The software being easy to use has nothing to do with the sales policies of the on-line store.

      3. If Dell wants to take back a custom config, remove the customized items, re-certify the unit, and sell it as a refurb at a loss then that's their stupidity. Once a product is out of the box it cannot legally be sold again as anything but used or refurbished, so companies that do this always take a loss.

      4. They make it perfectly clear on the store you are getting a custom config. When you add additional items or change existing ones the model of the product changes and the time to ship usually doubles (or more). If you look at the shopping cart before checkout it's painfully obvious. For instance, I just went through the store and selected a stock 2GHz G5. The model number was M9032LL/A and the time to ship was 1-2 bus. days I then went back and added RAM and got model Z07K and a time to ship of 5-7 bus. days.

      That, and if you change anything on the "Customize your computer" screen I would have to say it was customized...

    8. Re:complicated by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      Note that dell's restocking fee is ONLY for Software and Peripherals. Hardware doesn't have a restocking fee. I've returned systems AND parts to dell without a fee. Besides, IMHO, a restocking fee is reasonable, but refusing to take it back is not.

    9. Re:complicated by rower46 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Apple really has a fair policy. My wife purchased an eMac back in November with additional RAM. We felt that there was a problem with the display. Apple agreed and refunded the purchase with no hassle at all!

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    10. Re:complicated by emerrill · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A note about software and an extra battery. If you get the extra battery, its is listed as a separate line item and is shipped separately, so it does not count as custom config.

      If you get preinstalled software, then yes it is custom configed, but if you get not installed software it is not.

      Basicly if you change anything on the first BTO screen, then it is custom config.

    11. Re:complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he wanted to return it then he wasn't satisfied with it. Whatever his personal reasons for it are not Apple's concern. They can't decide whether he was satisfied or not.

      Also, you have obviously never built a computer before. Pulling out memory and hard drives takes all of 10 seconds. And if it is a problem then charge a restocking fee. No one would object to that if it was clearly stated.

    12. Re:complicated by alienw · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Always gotta love when mac zealots twist the truth. Read what you highlighed above. First, this only applies to Small & Medium Business purchases, not individual users. Second, it only applies to software and peripherals. Third, they still allow you to return it -- with a small restocking fee. This is light-years ahead of what Apple offers.

    13. Re:complicated by Golias · · Score: 1
      I never said Dell's policy was just as restrictive as Apple's.

      My point, which is correct, is that you were full of crap when you said that other manufactures do not have restrictive policies at all.

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    14. Re:complicated by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Gotta love Wintrools who tell me that anyone not buying Dells from the Small & Medium Business site because they are cheaper there..

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    15. Re:complicated by dizzyduck · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When I received my order of Logitech Z680 5.1 Speakers from Apple, they were DOA. Apple wouldn't refund or exchange my order (as stated in their return policy), so I had to go through the manufacturer. And we all know how fun that is!

      Wouldn't Apple be legally obliged to exchange the item or offer a refund? You paid for a set speakers, you got a doorstop. End of story.

      For consumers in the UK at least, the contract exists between the customer and the trader - the manufacturer doesn't figure into it at all (Sale Of Goods Act). It is up to the trader to sort out any problems with the goods - not the customer. That said, many high street electrical stores will insist that the customer contacts the manufacturer for repair as many consumers are unaware of the rights they have.

      I'd find it hard to imagine that this isn't the case in the US too.

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    16. Re:complicated by localman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      you can see Apple's point. He gets it and doesn't like it, sends it back, and they have to pull out the RAM, extra HDs - a giant pain in the arse. Why should they?

      Ha ha ha! That's pretty funny!

      They should do it because it's their job to please their customers and it makes for good business. Anything less is basically stupid. That's right: stupid.

      I work for a company that bends over backwards to please our customers. We just instated a 365 day return policy. And we offer free return shipping. Yes, it's a giant pain in the arse. It costs us extra money. But customers love it. They always thank us, tell us how rare good treatment is, and pledge their loyalty when we go the extra mile like that. In the end, we've spent a little extra to do these things and got back tenfold in repeat business and word of mouth.

      Sure, there are cases where a customer is trying to rip you off. If the shoes are noticably worn when they're returned, we would balk at a full refund. But in most cases the customer is returning because they're honestly unhappy. Make them happy. That is your job as a business. You may lose a little money on this, and even get screwed occasionally by a complete jerk that you misidentified, but in the end you'll be better off because most people are respectable and fair and they appreciate being treated that way.

      Cheers.

      PS -- feel free to trash me for criticizing Apple. I'm a non-zealot Mac user so I'm used to it :)

    17. Re:complicated by kommakazi · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you click "Buy" and don't change any of the options on the next screen, leaving it like one of the main configs they show you on the main product page. Their return policies are on the site, it's the buyer's fault for not reading them before purchasing.

    18. Re:complicated by kommakazi · · Score: 1

      So I can buy stuff from you guys and use it for almost a year then return it for a full refund?

    19. Re:complicated by kommakazi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here in the US almost every time I've had to return defective hardware I had to deal directly with the manufacturer... it makes sense to me - the manufacturer should be held responsible for their own defective products. Also, by dealing directly with the manufacturer you cut out the middleman - which should generally result in an overall quicker return/exchange process...

    20. Re:complicated by kommakazi · · Score: 1

      Apple didn't make the device, why should they have to deal with exchanging it? It's the manufacturer's fault it's defective so it only makes sense that you deal with them to get an exchange. It cuts out the middleman (Apple) so you should get a quicker turnaround on the return/exchange...

    21. Re:complicated by localman · · Score: 1

      Like I said -- if it looks used, no. But if you try it on around the house a few times, over the course of a year, then decide it's just not your style or something, then yes.

      If it's defective or you have some other good story, we're willing to talk. In the end, if you're irate and otherwise insatiable we would probably give you a refund, apologize, and you could take your business elsewhere.

      The basic point is, you do your best. Not allowing a customer to return a pristine computer because they swapped out the hard drive for him is not their best. They're just being lazy and putting short term convenience ahead of long term customer satisfaction (which result in profits).

      Cheers.

    22. Re:complicated by alienw · · Score: 1

      The policy doesn't apply to computers, you retard. Only to peripherals and software. Take a reading comprehension test.

    23. Re:complicated by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Oooh, darling. If you could just tell me what your drivel has to do with what I wrote.

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    24. Re:complicated by george399 · · Score: 1

      Apple should replace defective 3rd party product, within a reasonable time limit. The manufacturer made it, but Apple sold it.

      When I have a problem with my car, I go to the car dealer. They didn't make the car, and they aren't owned by the car company, yet I take any problems to the dealer, not to the company, because that's who I bought it from. The computer industry is not exempt from basic retail policies just because it's expensive for them!

      That reminds me why our Macwarehouse guy gets the orders. He's actually visited our office just to say hi!

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    25. Re:complicated by alienw · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Yet another confirmation of my theory: Mac zealots tend to be morons.

      Looking at your posts, you are most certainly a Mac zealot: you haven't posted a single relevant comment in any non-Apple-related thread for at least a week. Furthermore, if Slashdot's moderators weren't as biased, you would be considered an Apple troll.

      Looking at your posts also confirms the notion that you are a moron. The American Heritage Dictionary defines "moron" as "A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age of from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education."

      This quote describes every Mac zealot quite well. Almost all are childish, obsessive, immature, and whiny. They generally like to put offtopic plugs for Apple in almost every article. They write long justifications for every decision Apple has ever made, including patently stupid decisions. They worship Apple as if it were a religion, when it's just a computer company that happens to make nice-looking and expensive computers. They consider themselves to be smarter and more creative than people who choose to use other platforms, while the reality is quite opposite.

      While normal Mac users may like many of Apple's products, Mac zealots tend to irrationally worship Apple. They will falsify data, inflate benchmarks, and write long rants about "greater efficiency" to make Apple computers seem faster than PCs. If an Apple machine turns out to be marginally faster than a top-of-the-line PC at some random benchmark, Mac zealots will make a tremendous deal of that fact. To a Mac zealot, every Apple product is perfect, and any problem with any Apple product is due to the user's stupidity.

      If these aren't hallmarks of "stupid," I don't know what is.

    26. Re:complicated by nacturation · · Score: 1

      This is similar to LL Bean's guarantee. Here's an article which comments on their guarantee.

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    27. Re:complicated by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I am what you call a Mac Zealot. But you are just a dumb Troll. Yeah, you know it.

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    28. Re:complicated by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I still think this is pretty restrictive, since you get to determine if it "looks used". How about you just send me one, and in 365 days I'll pay for it, or send it back?

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    29. Re:complicated by funkywhat2 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, pulling a drive may take ten seconds, but then you have to hire that extra person/persons to pull the machines out of the boxes, pull the drive or RAM out, retest the machine to see if it still works, and box it back up. Get enough returns and then you have to hire more people, driving the manufacturing cost of new products up. With higher manufacturing costs, and Apple not willing to take a hit on their margins, the prices of new machines goes up, and Apple loses more market share.

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    30. Re:complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, by dealing directly with the manufacturer you cut out the middleman - which should generally result in an overall quicker return/exchange process...

      So if you buy some defective product whose manufacturer is in Taiwan, you'r willing to call to Taiwan and sort out your problems in Taiwanese?

      It seems to have not occured to you that many times the only representative for imported products in your country, is the seller.

    31. Re:complicated by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      That's not the way it's supposed to be though. You and I are not customer of Logitech. Apple is Logitech's customer. Only they can call up Logitech and bitch and moan and threaten to take *their* business elsewhere, not us. I'll say it again, WE AREN'T LOGITECH'S CUSTOMER. APPLE IS. If it was a component integrated into the system like a LSI or Adaptec SCSI controller then it would be Apple's problem. It's not however. It's a simple accessory. I argued about this problemm on a different product a few days ago: school buses. Even though our buses have an International chassis we aren't an International customer. Thomas and Blue Bird are International customers. We shouldn't complain to International about problems with our buses. We should complain to Thomas and they as the customer of International should complain for us.

    32. Re:complicated by kommakazi · · Score: 1

      That's just overcomplicated and inefficient

    33. Re:complicated by dizzyduck · · Score: 1

      If the manufacturer can be trusted to sort out your problem properly, dealing with the manufacturer direct is (in most cases) the easiest and quickest way of sorting out your problem. If, however, you contact the manufacturer and they replace the goods, the trader will no longer be liable for them.

      So, if Logitech were to replace your broken speakers with a refurbished set and you weren't happy, you would have no legal recourse (no refund or replacement). No contract exists between you and Logitech, and you no longer have the goods Apple sold you. Of course Apple are still responsible in a moral sense, but we all know that's different from legal one. When faced with faulty goods, you should always contact the trader in the first instance.

      IANAL.

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    34. Re:complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If these aren't hallmarks of "stupid," I don't know what is.


      But, at least they (for the most part) have experience with Windows and pan it with real knowledge of the system, unlike M$ appologists who claim that any benchmark not in favor of Windows is rigged and (for the most part) pan Mac OS's without any real knowledge or experience with the OS.

      It goes both ways.
    35. Re:complicated by sambira · · Score: 1

      Ah, that would be "custom", not "customer" configured computer. CUSTOM does not equal CUSTOMER. At least no in English.

  4. Small Claims Court? by ottawanker · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where do you live that you have a small claims court open at quarter to six in the morning? Doesn't seem like anywhere in the USA or Canada, which may cause unforeseen errors in our legal advice.

    1. Re:Small Claims Court? by acd294 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Maybe I am wrong, but I think that the time it was posted is not the same as the time it was submitted. It could have been a few hours earlier which would be a perfectly reasonable time if the hearing was in the afternoon.

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  5. I have an idea ... by jmt9581 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why not write about your experience in a place where thousands of geeks across the world could be disgusted by Apple's slimy business practices?

    :)

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    1. Re:I have an idea ... by secolactico · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why not write about your experience in a place where thousands of geeks across the world could be disgusted by Apple's slimy business practices?

      Fark?

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    2. Re:I have an idea ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Certainly not /. He's got more posting to do.

  6. Yeah, Apple does that sometimes. by Pedro+Picasso · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sounds like your computer does fit that description in its barest sense. Good on you for actually going to small claims court, though. Good use of the system. Hope it was a neat experience. Unfortunately, yeah, Apple does screw people in a couple of places. It's unfortunate, but they don't have huge margins for their hardware, and they are hell bent on turning a buck. As far as consumer rights go, you got screwed, but at the same time, you could have read the terms of the sale beforehand.

    1. Re:Yeah, Apple does that sometimes. by bryan1945 · · Score: 4, Informative

      This may have changed, but Apple has (or had) the largest margins on their machines; something around 25-28% or so. This was the average along their entire line, with laptop having the top margins and iMacs eMacs having the lowest margins.

      As for the lawsuit, well it does seem a bit shady that adding RAM is gonna screw you. Maybe there is something more going on here that is not being disclosed?

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    2. Re:Yeah, Apple does that sometimes. by Pedro+Picasso · · Score: 1

      Those are very interesting numbers. Where do you get these sort of figures? Do they just show up in the news every once in a while?

    3. Re:Yeah, Apple does that sometimes. by jmt9581 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Those are very interesting numbers. Where do you get these sort of figures? Do they just show up in the news every once in a while?

      In addition to showing up in the news from time to time, I think that Apple bundles figures like that in the news releases that they give out to shareholders.

      I'm not sure about the shareholder news releases though, I'm not a stockholder. I just heard about them in a comment on another story.

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    4. Re:Yeah, Apple does that sometimes. by n-baxley · · Score: 1

      ahhh, I believe that Apple has some of the highest margins in the OEM market. Not that that's saying a whole lot, but if anyone can afford to restock a computer it's Apple.

    5. Re:Yeah, Apple does that sometimes. by shaitand · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This would be shady even if the customer added memory. But it's twice as shady when the customer requested additional memory and drives and apple installed and configured them!

      The reason for the policy is simple, they are cutting out some returns for starters and the overhead those machines would bring since they would need to either track those systems seperately or remove the memory/drives before putting them back in stock. This of course only makes sense if apple is in turn selling these systems as new again.

    6. Re:Yeah, Apple does that sometimes. by j-turkey · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The reason for the policy is simple, they are cutting out some returns for starters and the overhead those machines would bring since they would need to either track those systems seperately or remove the memory/drives before putting them back in stock. This of course only makes sense if apple is in turn selling these systems as new again.

      The policy only makes sense if Appls's customers are coming back and returning their systems en masse. Otherwise, a return policy is what it is. If you're going to stand by your products, do it. If not, don't. This seems to me like a slimey way out of a guarantee. Other manucafturers take their "custom" systems back -- I believe that they're sold as refurbished or open-box.

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    7. Re:Yeah, Apple does that sometimes. by mithras · · Score: 2, Informative

      Since Apple is a publicly-traded company, they're required to report things like gross margins to the public. You can find the current numbers by downloading the annual report from this page

    8. Re:Yeah, Apple does that sometimes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Other manucafturers take their "custom" systems back

      Not without a restocking fee, they don't.

    9. Re:Yeah, Apple does that sometimes. by meta-monkey · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's why you never tell a company that you have done anything with their product that they do not expressly approve. This applies to everybody, not just Apple.

      However, case in point involving Apple. The video card in my G5 was bad. I'd get these green pixels flashing on the screen when I played a DVD or a video game. The video card also failed the Apple hardware test. So, I called AppleCare, and made absolutely certain not to tell them about the extra RAM I bought from Crucial and installed in the computer myself. Every time they asked if I'd modified the hardware in any way, I'd say "no, no, I don't even know how to do that..."

      They had me bring my G5 to a local Apple authorized service center, and they swapped out the card, and it works fine now. Of course, I removed the extra RAM before I brought it to the service center...

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    10. Re:Yeah, Apple does that sometimes. by dema · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would hardly call it being "screwed." If they were screwing him, he would've won in small claims court because there would have be no legit reason for Apple not to accept the return. Maybe he screwed himself...

    11. Re:Yeah, Apple does that sometimes. by bryan1945 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

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    12. Re:Yeah, Apple does that sometimes. by j-turkey · · Score: 1
      Not without a restocking fee, they don't.

      Hey, it's still a whole lot more flexible than Apple's policy.

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    13. Re:Yeah, Apple does that sometimes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually, Apple has no problems with the use of third party RAM in their machines. AppleCare agents probe for that info because it can affect troubleshooting. Many companies like Mac Mall or some other reseller will add RAM to a machine to make it a more enticing product, come sale-time.

      RAM falls under the "customer installable parts" category, so adding that RAM, even third party, will not void the warranty. If during troubleshooting though, the RAM is seen to be the cause of the issue, that needs to be taken up with by the reseller, not Apple. Apple's warranty will only cover Apple products (duh). BTW: I troubleshoot Macs all day, and the use of bad RAM can cause quite a few "weird" problems... finding out if there is additional RAM is an easy step to take, because it can be removed with little effort over the phone, and it if the machine works fine afterwards, then all the customer has to do is talk to the RAM supplier.

      Also, given the limited info that's available, it would appear that the policy targeted in the original post refers to machines not experiencing hardware failure. Instead, it seems to refer to computers that are being returned while in fine working order. As stated in other replies, the policy makes sense since re-selling the CTO unit as a refurb would be cost-prohibitive.

    14. Re:Yeah, Apple does that sometimes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually in the apple store where I purchased my iBook (San Diego) they told me that if I did anything to it, to take it back to baseline (e.g. remove ram and wireless beer can) before bringing it in. At least the kids in the shops are honest about it.

    15. Re:Yeah, Apple does that sometimes. by tim1724 · · Score: 1

      Note that the video card in a PowerMac G5 is considered a customer installable part so if you asked nicely they probably would have sent you a new one.

      In fact, I did this just this week. A Radeon 9600 Pro in one of our G5s failed (no video out on 9 out of 10 times the machine was booted) so I called up Apple, asked them to send me a new video card, and they did so without making me jump through any hoops. The card showed up the very next day and I replaced it myself with no trouble.

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    16. Re:Yeah, Apple does that sometimes. by bryan1945 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      More modding down to come-

      Jackass- I labeled this previous post as Off Topic!

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    17. Re:Yeah, Apple does that sometimes. by Trillan · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that every Mac includes a Mac OS X license. Windows PC vendors hand a chunk of money to Microsoft, and count that as part of the cost of the machine. On an Apple product, the Mac OS X license is part of the essentially part of the "markup."

      A ((new, not upgrade) Windows XP Pro license is $300 retail, and Mac OS X upgrades cost $129, so it's probably fair to think of the original license as somewhere around $250.

      Assuming a $2,000 Mac, a 25% markup means $500. Take off $250 for OS development, and you've halved the markup.

      About the lawsuit? It's frivolous. It's a stupid policy, granted, and Apple should have honoured the request an anyway (assuming we've got the whole story). But a lawsuit? It's right there in black and white as part of the contract. You don't get to pick and choose which parts of the contract you abide by.

  7. You've been stung by kinnell · · Score: 5, Informative
    Any opinions? Suggestions?

    Read the small print next time. I think it's reasonable for them to claim that it is a custom configuration, but refusing to support it when they have done the assembly is pretty disgraceful.

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    1. Re:You've been stung by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "...refusing to support it when they have done the assembly is disgraceful"

      where does it say that they aren't supporting the machine? all that was said is Apple won't accept "customized" orders as returns. it's actually perfectly understandable. when you "customize" a system, such as a different size hard drive, more ram, dvd burner, etc, it would be hard to sell the machine to someone else. who's to say someone else would want the same exact options? as for 'removing' the customizations, how would you like being sold something as new but was actually taken from a returned 'customized' item. those customized items can no longer be sold as new. they would have to take a percentage off every part they sold you in your customized form and that would be a big hassle for both parties.

    2. Re:You've been stung by 00420 · · Score: 1

      how would you like being sold something as new but was actually taken from a returned 'customized' item. those customized items can no longer be sold as new.

      I wouldn't know if it worked. Therefore I wouldn't care.

      those customized items can no longer be sold as new.

      Yes it can be resold if it is not damaged. Happens all the time in the retail industry.

    3. Re:You've been stung by aluminumcube · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Well, I think this is not a matter of Apple supporting the product, it is a mater of Apple not willing to accept a return of the product.

      Personally, I think Apple offers 'custom configurations' because some customers want it and it sort of looks stupid not to offer it. Apple goes out of it's way to insure that their prices on RAM and extra hard drives (about the only two items you can 'configure' your system with) are way out of line with what's available on the open market. The fact of the matter is that Apple's margins on these components are extremely low and the resources required to pull a machine off the shelf at the warehouse, have an employee put the components in, repackage the whole thing and ship it are not worth it for Apple.

      I think Apple really wishes customers would simply go out (or online) and procure a bigger hard drive or more RAM themselves. They go out of their way to provide instructions for installing these components and it really isn't that hard to do. Besides, it's far less expensive for the customer in the end, and you don't need to wait an extra week for the computer to be shipped by Apple...

    4. Re:You've been stung by kinnell · · Score: 2, Interesting
      it is a mater of Apple not willing to accept a return of the product.

      The point is, though, that the work is done by Apple, and should be done to as high a standard as the original manufacturing, and they should be prepared to offer a guarantee on it. Even with a well designed product, there is always a chance that a component will fail, and therefore the system should be fully guaranteed. It would be fair enough not accepting returns if the buyer had modified it, but not guaranteeing your own workmanship is a cop out.

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    5. Re:You've been stung by larkost · · Score: 1

      Many states have laws specifically forbidding this. I worked in retail at one time in a state that did, and we had to take large discounts to move the items.

    6. Re:You've been stung by splattertrousers · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I think Apple really wishes customers would simply go out (or online) and procure a bigger hard drive or more RAM themselves.

      If that's true, I wonder why the standard amount of RAM on all Macs is so rediculously low. If they threw in more RAM, perhaps fewer people would custom configure their computers.

    7. Re:You've been stung by kabocox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think Apple really wishes customers would simply go out (or online) and procure a bigger hard drive or more RAM themselves. They go out of their way to provide instructions for installing these components and it really isn't that hard to do. Besides, it's far less expensive for the customer in the end, and you don't need to wait an extra week for the computer to be shipped by Apple...

      It would be easier in most industries if you did the work instead of the company. Hey, most people don't want to bother. But they would like to pay for what they want.

      I'll go to Wal-Mart, buy bookshelves and put them together myself. I'd much rather have a store deliver the bookshelves and set them up, but I don't want to pay for it. If I were willing to pay for it, I wouldn't be going to Wal-Mart.

      There are things that I'm willing to pay for so that they will be done right. The first bookshelf didn't turn out too well.

    8. Re:You've been stung by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Personally, I think Apple offers 'custom configurations' because some customers want it and it sort of looks stupid not to offer it. Apple goes out of it's way to insure that their prices on RAM and extra hard drives (about the only two items you can 'configure' your system with) are way out of line with what's available on the open market. The fact of the matter is that Apple's margins on these components are extremely low and the resources required to pull a machine off the shelf at the warehouse, have an employee put the components in, repackage the whole thing and ship it are not worth it for Apple.

      I think Apple really wishes customers would simply go out (or online) and procure a bigger hard drive or more RAM themselves.....


      I am sure that Apple has figured out how to ship do the "custom configurations" more efficiently than that. You, most likely, have to wait a little longer because they don't pull one off the shelve. They, probably, do the config at assembly. It cost next to nothing for them to do the custom config. I am sure that is what they do because that is what everyone else of any size in the industry does.

      Apple charges such a high prive for memory and hard drives because people will pay it, and they do. Most people order the machine configured as they like. Most people are not going to upgrade a new machine. Geeks will do that, but not most other people or corporate customers.

    9. Re:You've been stung by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, the point is that Apple DOES guarantee their work, they just won't take a 'no-fault' return on custom equipment.

      If my engraved iPod stops working within the warranty period, I can get it repaired/replaced at no charge.

      But if I decide that I just don't like my iPod, I can't return it if it's engraved. If it's *NOT* engraved, Apple policy says I have 30 days to return it for a full refund, no questions asked.

      Same with computers. A 'non-custom' one, I can just decide that I don't like it and return it for a full refund. (Maybe I decided on the Dual 2.0GHz instead, who knows?) But if I have customized it, I can't return it for a refund. If it breaks, I can get it repaired under warranty, but I can't return it for 'no reason'.

      The original poster isn't clear, but it sounds like he just wants to return it with nothing wrong.

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    10. Re:You've been stung by Beowulfto · · Score: 1
      They do guarantee it.
      "All new Apple hardware products, including clearance and refurbished products, carry a one-year Limited Warranty against defects in materials and workmanship.

      The issue is whether they will take a return of customized products. Their policy might be inconvenient, but how many retailers charge you a percentage restocking fee? It costs them money and they have every right to set policy as they see fit. As for support, I have had a few problems with my many Macs over the years, and have always been impressed with the support they provide on defective components.

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    11. Re:You've been stung by Beowulfto · · Score: 2, Informative

      The real reason they don't have larger base levels of RAM, 2 button mice, and other options that would make Macs perfect systems out-of-the box is the resellers. Mac resellers can only sell the machines at MSRP. In order to compete with Apple they need to add value, so they offer service and free additions to the machine. Most catalogue resellers add free RAM right off the bat, then throw in software or a printer to sweeten the deal. If all Apple systems shipped with sufficient RAM (512 MB min), that option of adding value would disappear. Apple realizes they need to take care of the resellers (to a point) to keep retail channels open. Also, by not providing everything that people might want/need, they create a viable after-market for parts. Want a multi-button mouse, buy a Logitech. If the market for additional hardware didn't exist, what would be the incentive for companies to make there products compatible? Anyone remember life before the iMac pushed USB? There were very few products compatible with the Mac. Today most large companies write drivers so they can sell to Mac owners. Create a market and someone will show up to sell to it.

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    12. Re:You've been stung by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      Crikey. Are you incapable of reading? The poster you replied to stated:

      this is not a matter of Apple supporting the product, it is a mater of Apple not willing to accept a return of the product.

      It has nothing to do with guarantees. It's simply about a customer who changed his mind and wanted to return it, perfectly functional, after the sale. Apple do not offer their "not happy after 15 days, get your money back" returns policy on non-standard-config machines, so they wouldnt take it back. Nothing to do with guarantees what so ever, there's no reason to think Apple do not guarantee custom-config machines.

      Read the bloody story, no, just read _even_ the post you are replying to.

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    13. Re:You've been stung by kommakazi · · Score: 1

      ...yeah you can...get a clue...

    14. Re:You've been stung by rfsayre · · Score: 1

      The problem is that you can choose a pre-built item on the first page, add RAM to it, and then have a custom-built one. There is no message to alert you to the transition.

    15. Re:You've been stung by 00420 · · Score: 1

      Many states have laws specifically forbidding this.

      I stand corrected. If some states have laws like this it would make sense for a company that sells to all 50 states to have a policy like that.

  8. I call BS by Hungus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have certainly returned custom apple systems in the past and have not had any issue whatsoever with it. How long had you had it before trying to return it? Where is your court docket? You are way to lite on details for me to consider this anything but false at this point. Feel free to prove me wrong however.

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    1. Re:I call BS by sporty · · Score: 1

      Servers or desktop?

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    2. Re:I call BS by derek_i · · Score: 5, Informative

      I had a machine on delivery (ie. Apple had shipped it and I had not received it yet) and their customer service informed me that I could not return it since it was custom built (I ordered a 15" laptop with a SuperDrive which was considered a custom built machine). The reason I wanted to return it was in the meantime we went to the Apple store to purchase more notebooks for the company and I picked up a nicer one for myself. So in short, time was within one week of purchase, no delivery, no open box, over $6000 spent at the Apple store, big F U from Apple.

      Don't get me wrong, I like Apple hardware and and OS X, but the company is focused on money, with consumers coming second (like most companies) and they are not your friend.

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    3. Re:I call BS by jjshoe · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't have signed for it when it came to the door!

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    4. Re:I call BS by OmniVector · · Score: 1, Interesting

      when i ordered my 12" powerbook from apple i got a BTO. it came with a spanish keyboard and spanish software. it was known around my dorm as "el laptop"

      i had 0 problems getting a full refund. (eventually bought it for even less through a friends and family discount).

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    5. Re:I call BS by dema · · Score: 3, Insightful

      LOL, you ordered from the web front, then decided to buy from the store front out of the blue, and you think THATS a legitimate reason for a return? Come on man.

    6. Re:I call BS by derek_i · · Score: 1

      Yes I do think it is a legitimate reason. It depends on what you expect for customer service. There are companies that will accept a return on mercandise that is used and 3 months old because "the customer didn't like it". Why? Because they want the customer to be happy and losing a few dollars from the bottom line is worth keeping a future customer. I don't advocate doing that, but not taking back a brand new item, unopened, says something about Apple's customer service. Not that this should be news to anyone, just do a search on other items that Apple turned their back on until there was enough public pressure that they had to deal with it to avoid bad PR (which is the only reason Apple seems to fix anything). iPod batteries, laptop screens, G4 power supplies, list goes on

      I am currently converting our company from Windows machines to Macs because I like the hardware and operating system, but I am not going into it blindly thinking Apple is my savior from Microsoft. Both companies have a #1 goal, and that is to make money.

    7. Re:I call BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that this should be news to anyone, just do a search on other items that Apple turned their back on until there was enough public pressure that they had to deal with it to avoid bad PR (which is the only reason Apple seems to fix anything). iPod batteries, laptop screens, G4 power supplies, list goes on.

      Warranty, warranty, warranty, warranty. I can say it until I'm blue in the face but people never seem to understand. Everything you listed is the reults of people complaing when they tried to have their hardware fixed for free outside of warranty. READ THE FINE PRINT is the lesson to be learned here. If you can't do that, don't buy....anything.

    8. Re:I call BS by ickoonite · · Score: 1

      Bite the bullet dude, that's capitalism, I'm afraid.

      And if you think Apple are harsh, they're a hell of a lot nicer to customers regarding freebie repairs and the like than any other company (one of the reasons their tech support is rated so highly).

      On the whole, Apple are pretty good at the "wanting the customer to be happy" thing (as above), but, as others have pointed out, it's in the small print on the web site, so you've not got a legal leg to stand on.

      It is a little mean that you hadn't actually got the machine, but who goes and buys another computer just like that when they've got one coming in a couple of days!?

      Sorry to be harsh, but, well...they screwed up with iBook mobos and G4 power supplies...but this...?

    9. Re:I call BS by djhanson · · Score: 3, Informative

      Court details: State of Washington, Seattle District Court, Small Claim No. Y3-9978, Trail date was 2/24/2004. Apple sent a corporate employee as their representative. I called them on the 10th day. They had no problem with the timing.

    10. Re:I call BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it's Apple's fault you can't delay gratification? Shit, my eight year old son can wait a week for something he really wants.

    11. Re:I call BS by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

      You probably could have sold it for a profit to a spanish major.

  9. Will it change now? by jakoz · · Score: 1

    I won't be suprised at all to be reading a week from now about a recent loser of a court case against Apple being suddenly compensated anyway.

    They might have been bastards here, but normally they watch the publicity front, too.

    1. Re:Will it change now? by twiztidlojik · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I complained to Steve Jobs and I got stuff taken care of. I was the recipient of a free repair due to use, and it was right before my warranty ran out. Goooooo steve at mac dot com!

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  10. uh.... apple treats their employees bad eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What other company that anyone knows of throws a beer bash with live bands and free beer for its employees?

    Apple treats their employees great. if you dissagree, your one of those "the grass is greener in the desert because the internet told me so" people.

    1. Re:uh.... apple treats their employees bad eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What other company that anyone knows of throws a beer bash with live bands and free beer for its employees? Apple treats their employees great. if you dissagree, your one of those "the grass is greener in the desert because the internet told me so" people.

      The problem with Mac fanboys is they are so obsessed with Apple they forget that they don't work for them.

    2. Re:uh.... apple treats their employees bad eh? by romulet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      apple here employs asembly line workers through an agentcy. The agency fee is deducted in an hourly rate through the employee's hourly wage for the complete duration of the employment.As a result the employee gets under the national minimum wage which is 7.35 euro's .I am in ireland. I know this as i was going to work there for the summer.

    3. Re:uh.... apple treats their employees bad eh? by DoctorScooby · · Score: 0

      Microsoft does, idiot. So does Oracle, and I've heard about some good parties at Sun. But I've definitely been at the Microsoft parties (Remember the Win95 bash with Pearl Jam, biggest band in the world at the time?) I hear you can hire Barenaked Ladies or REM or Pearl Jam etc. for between 25-75 grand for a one night show. Colleges hire big bands for their parties all the time, why not someone with 10,000x the resources?

      Maybe that's why Apple's markups are so high and their profits are so low after expenses. Too many parties (when all the employees want to do is go home and go to bed after a 65 hour workweek anyway).

    4. Re:uh.... apple treats their employees bad eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see what your problem is with that. The offer *to you* is 7.35 euro/hour. If that's not enough for you, then nobody's putting a gun to your head to make you work at Apple's factory.

    5. Re:uh.... apple treats their employees bad eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You are wrong.... I work in apple, on the asemply line and i get about 9.90 an hour. I was employed through the agaency (TRIL). While it isnt great it is above the minimum wage..... plus employees get 27% off all apple products.

    6. Re:uh.... apple treats their employees bad eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BS. At least that's not the way it is in the US and I don't see why it'd be better in Ireland. US employee discount is a max of 25% off. and that's only one system a year.

  11. Dell by martin · · Score: 2, Informative

    they do the same.

    you WILL have the machine we sent...

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    martin

    1. Re:Dell by phlyingpenguin · · Score: 1
      You sure about that? I'm pretty sure they have a Total Satisfaction policy that says you can return anything within 30 days. This has maybe three loopholes that they give less time for you to return with.

      Read: "Total Satisfaction" Return Policy (U.S. Only)

    2. Re:Dell by martin · · Score: 1

      interesting part there - US only!

      Of course the original article is US based so I guess it's OK for you guys.

      I wonder why the guy tried to return the Mac anyway, he doesn't state does he??

    3. Re:Dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true. Especially because virtually 100% of Dell machines are custom configured.

      If you want to buy someone else's custom Dell that was returned, try the Dell Outlet. Big savings.

  12. it's always been this way by kfs27 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    BTO machines have never been able to be returned.

    this is cuz all the other machines are sold thru distributors. not directly by apple. so they don'thave to deal with the returns or anything. it's all someone elses hands.

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  13. Re:Yeah, Apple does that (Profit Margins) by G4from128k · · Score: 4, Informative

    This may have changed, but Apple has (or had) the largest margins on their machines; something around 25-28% or so. This was the average along their entire line, with laptop having the top margins and iMacs eMacs having the lowest margins.

    You are right that Apple's margins are in that range. According to Apple's Annual 10-K report, the company had a gross margin of 27.5%. But that is only their gross margin (the difference between the price of the item and the cost of the materials in that item). That figure leaves out a number of costs that Apple pays. Out of that 27.5% comes the 8.6% of sales that Apple spends on R&D. Another 19.5% of sales is spent on SG&A (Selling, general, and adminsitrative). Note that Apple's 27.5% is not even that high as the average across the S&P 500 is nearly 50%

    This leaves Apple with a net profit margin of only 0.4% which works out to about $8 in profit on each of the 3 million computers they sold in 2003 (Compare that to Dell's 6% net margin to see who is really making money off their customers).

    I won't excuse Apple for not warning customers about the return policy in more forceful terms. For custom configured purchases they really should have a bold-face warning in the purchase script that is triggered by what Apple considers "custom configured". Yet, nobody can claim that they make to much profit from their computers or fault them trying to contain costs.

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  14. Details by Compulawyer · · Score: 5, Interesting
    You leave out a number of basic facts that make it impossible to comment intelligently on your posting. I'd like to know:
    • What country/state are you in?
    • WHY were you trying to return the computer? Was it defective or did you just not want it after you got it?
    • How long did you have the computer before you asked Apple to accept a return? For that matter, DID you ask Apple to accept a return or did you just file suit?
    • If you did ask Apple to accept a return, how far did you escalate the matter? Did you stop at the first person who told you "no" or did you ask for that person's supervisor?
    If I was representing you in this matter, these are just the first of the questions I would be asking you, for two reasons: First, it is information that establishes whether you have a case. Second, they are the first questions the OTHER SIDE will ask you.
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    Laws affecting technology will always be bad until enough techies become lawyers.

    1. Re:Details by yet+another+coward · · Score: 1

      One problem is that there is little way to judge exactly how suitable a computer will be for ones needs other than using it. A computer constitutes a major expenditure for many people. Apple is selling some people products that do not meet their needs and then forcing them to keep them. There is no good way to evaluate whether different configurations meet customer needs.

    2. Re:Details by Compulawyer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But there ARE good ways to evaluate suitability - specifications are one. Recommendations by a salesperson are others. In fact, if a salesperson recommends a specific product based upon his knowledge of a customer's needs, an implied warranty of fitness for a particular purpose arises as a matter of law when the sale is made. If the recommended product does not do what the customer said he needed the product to do, the implied warranty is breached and the seller is liable to the customer for the customer's damages. This usually means accepting the return of the product and/or having to pay the difference in price between what the seller sold and a comparable product that actually does what the buyer needs.

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      Laws affecting technology will always be bad until enough techies become lawyers.

    3. Re:Details by yet+another+coward · · Score: 1

      There is one was to evaluate the suitability of a product that exceeds all others in accuracy and satisfaction, using it and finding out. Specifications and recommendations are useful, but they are flawed. There is a terrible implicit assumption about the information available in your ideas. It is in a company's interest to inflate specifications and recommendations. Legal recourse in the event of insufficient performance provides some protection, true, but it is a poor substitute for direct evaluation.

    4. Re:Details by djhanson · · Score: 4, Informative
      • Seattle, Washington
      • After evaluating the server we determined it would not work for our needs. I assume that is what the 10 day trial period is for.
      • 10 days. Talked to Apple employees on over 10 different occassions before filing suit.
      • I asked for an escalation on the second call regarding the return. Took them 3 days to call back, and only after a second call from me. Then letters and calls to the Executive Office of Steve Jobs.

        More details in my posting later in this thread: Little Guy Vs Apple - THE DETAILS

  15. Wait, wait, wait by TheAJofOZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I must be missing something here. You bought a new computer, paid for the computer, took delivery of the computer, then later changed your mind and decided you don't want the computer. Why on earth would you expect them to give you your money back?

    If the computer was damaged or malfunctioning, Apple have a warranty program that covers that, they'll repair or replace the computer at no charge to you. They even pay for the shipping.

    Come on people, this isn't an abuse of consumer rights, it's an abuse of the court system because some guy couldn't make up his mind about what he wanted.

    1. Re:Wait, wait, wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn right. These are the same kind of guys who go to Fry's and buy a computer part with the motive of returning it. That's why Fry's has such a bad reputation with selling used goods. If consumers would put some thought into their purchases and quit buying things frivolously, maybe the retail experience would be less stressful.

    2. Re:Wait, wait, wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not an abuse of consumer right.
      It is part of consumer's right.

      Every other retail store (Frys, bestbuy, dell, cdw) all would take the computer back if it's less then 15 days. Most do not have restocking fee.

      This is the industry standard practise. (at least in US.)

    3. Re:Wait, wait, wait by lfourrier · · Score: 4, Informative

      Wait still...

      Depends of the country.

      If customer is in France, and is not professionnal, and it is commerce at distance () sorry, don't know exact translation), he has 7 days to say : "In fact, I don't like it".
      He then return it, and the provider must reimburse everything except postage.

      It is not a matter of custom config, it is a matter of law, when the consumer cannot see the product he is buying.

      And the fact that US consumers are not protected this way is quite frightening.

      By the way, this (quite old) legislation does not seems to impose an undue burden on french corporations, because they continue to sell at distance... So you can have high customer protection and working economy at the same time.

    4. Re:Wait, wait, wait by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      But Apple does take back computers if you decide you don't want them - when they are in standard configuration. Can someone in France order a pink Ferrari and then decide he didn't actually want a pink Ferrari?

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      Lars T.

      To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

    5. Re:Wait, wait, wait by jhoffoss · · Score: 1
      Painting a car pink is several orders of magnitude more difficult and expensive than adding a RAM DIMM.

      There is nothing you can "customize" on a computer that can't be removed an two minutes.

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    6. Re:Wait, wait, wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > And the fact that US consumers are not protected this way is quite frightening.

      Consumer protection seems a bit stronger in the EU than in the US. The flipside is that most goods are more expensive.

    7. Re:Wait, wait, wait by alienw · · Score: 1, Troll

      That's not what Apple's "custom configuration" is. Selecting which hard drive you want is not a custom configuration, it's just an option. Selecting power windows on a Honda does not make it a custom car.

      Now, if you called Apple up and told them to paint your computer purple with yellow stripes, I can understand why they wouldn't want it back. But when you choose from a list of options, it does not make sense to call that a custom configuration.

    8. Re:Wait, wait, wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If customer is in France, and is not professionnal, and it is commerce at distance () sorry, don't know exact translation), he has 7 days to say : "In fact, I don't like it".

      He then return it, and the provider must reimburse everything except postage.

      It's the same in the UK, and the phrase you are looking for is probably "mail order" or "distance selling".

    9. Re:Wait, wait, wait by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      Compared to the price of a Ferrari?

      Sure. Let's first ignore that he ordered a different HD too. That leaves us with the fact, that even the two minutes cost extra - and that this is not the only added cost.

      It is not the cost of adding extras that cost Apple much money in such a case. You have extra cost for making sure the customer gets the computer configuered for him, not one from the thousands from storage. And that is just if he keeps it.

      When he returns it, Apple is stuck with one non-standard computer (shut up trolls). First of all, unless the box has not been opened nor damaged, they can not sell it as new anymore. They can either try to sell it as is (somebody will have to want exactly that configuration), or change it back to a standard configuration and sell the refurbed standard config and the refurbed extras (don't forget to erase the HD) separatley. All this adds significantly to cost.

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      Lars T.

      To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

    10. Re:Wait, wait, wait by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      Selecting extra RAM for a single processor G4 XServe adds 5% to 35% to the cost, a different HD config from 7% to 57%. So at least he added 12% to the price with his configuration, and up to 92%.

      OTOH adding power windows on a Honda doesn't seem to be possible, the model either comes with it, or you need a different base config. Thanks for playing.

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      Lars T.

      To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

    11. Re:Wait, wait, wait by jhoffoss · · Score: 1
      What you said is accurate, I think. The only thing is, if I return a "standard" Apple, the same exact costs apply, except for swapping a stick of RAM or a hdd. And for the "make sure customer x gets his custom rig," that cost is included in the extra parts. That's why extra RAM or hdd costs more from a mfr than an online store.

      If Apple goes through that many refurbs, they're probably going to swap the hdd anyway, because you can image a drive in a hardware imager faster than using an Apple equivalent to Norton Ghost. After all, that hard drive has to be erased, "custom" or not. And if they're not going to sell it as new, having upgraded RAM and hdd may make it sell faster. I know when I've shopped for refurbed anything, I look for the best item I can find, because no matter how expensive, it's cheaper than if I bought the same thing new. So, most for my money, blah blah.

      So back to what got this started, new or 'custom', the only difference is swapping some parts which takes a few minutes on the part of a tech, and yes it costs money. But for a hot pink Ferrari to be returned, they will most likely have to repaint it to sell it used to recover at least the cost to manufacture the car. That's a lot more expensive, comparatively, and (continuing the 'what if') they probably wouldn't refund the cost to paing the car pink in the first place. And possibly withold enough to paint it a traditional color.

      I'm just starting to ramble now. Ultimately, my point is there is no real reason why Apple can't accept a fully-functional return that was "customized" by adding a DIMM, hdd, whatever. Any other manufacturer can eat that cost, I think Apple can too.

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    12. Re:Wait, wait, wait by djhanson · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why is there a 10-day trail period? Its not to make sure that everything is working. (Thats what the warranty is for.) It is to evalute the product to determine if it meets certian needs/requirements. And if it doesn't meet the needs then I should be allowed to return it, right?

    13. Re:Wait, wait, wait by Ryoji+Kaji · · Score: 1

      But in fact, you CAN use the product before you buy it. You can go to an apple store and try out the machines. Hell, you can even buy one there. Just because the person bought the computer on the website, doesn't mean he had to.

    14. Re:Wait, wait, wait by summernot · · Score: 1

      If customer is in France, and is not professionnal, and it is commerce at distance () sorry, don't know exact translation), he has 7 days to say : "In fact, I don't like it". He then return it, and the provider must reimburse everything except postage.

      So now I know not to bring my laptop with me the next time I go to France for a few days. I'll just book an order to be delivered to my hotel when I arrive, use it for my trip, then return it and get my money back before flying home. Gone for two weeks? Order one for each week! Cheaper than renting, saves room in the luggage, don't have to worry about theft in the airport. Nifty! Who cares about the fact that I'm taking advantage of the nasty corporations for my own convenience. They deserve it, right?

      Thanks for the tip!

    15. Re:Wait, wait, wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What did you buy? When did you buy it? When did you ask to return it? You are being very ambiguous. You set up this /. account just to submit this story. You mention in your journal wanting to hire the "dirty secret" ipod guys to make a movie of this.

      This looks like a hit and run. Every idiot thinks if they get a negative story posted about a company to /. they can get free stuff just by bitching loud enough. I am starting to wonder if these aren't paid astroturf stories.

    16. Re:Wait, wait, wait by dizzyduck · · Score: 1

      I think these the Distance Selling Regulations which apply to the whole of the EC. They were introduced in the UK in 2000 (France may have had such legislation before this date, I don't know).

      It basically gives you a 7 day cooling off period for goods bought over the telephone, internet, mail order, etc. It doesn't apply to "goods made to your specifications" (the customer) or business transactions.

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    17. Re:Wait, wait, wait by lfourrier · · Score: 1

      The only problem is that mail order can very often take three weeks to arrive.

    18. Re:Wait, wait, wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the 7 days period start the day you order, not when you receive the product. This regulation is made so that people have time to think about the purchase, like they would do before going to a brick and mortar shop. It was introduced to protect people from the "not to be missed, you must answer immediately, before you realise you don't need that" offers received by mail or phone. It applies to anything you buy when at home.

    19. Re:Wait, wait, wait by lfourrier · · Score: 1

      The period start when you receive, and can check that what you think you commanded is really what is provided.
      There is a seven day retractation period after purchase for certains type of products you buy face to face, but for mail order, it is from reception.
      Side note : Apple Store in France extend this period to ten business days for anything bought through the web site, except for software unsealed by the consumer.

    20. Re:Wait, wait, wait by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      And the fact that US consumers are not protected this way is quite frightening.

      Actually, the US does protect the consumers in remarkably similar ways. Not identical, mind you, but very similar. The US Commercial Code operates under common law, so it doesn't follow the standard US legislative system where laws are for sale.

      One example. Despite any contracts to the contrary, a consumer can return any good within three days if it was sold in the consumer's home. This prevents pushy door-to-door salesmen from intimidating customers caught off their guard. This goes beyong door-to-door salesmen, however, and applies to such stuff as an automobile dealership trying to be nice by running the final paperwork over to your house for you to sign, even if you've agreed to all terms at the dealership.

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    21. Re:Wait, wait, wait by laird · · Score: 1

      "If customer is in France, and is not professionnal, and it is commerce at distance () sorry, don't know exact translation), he has 7 days to say : "In fact, I don't like it". He then return it, and the provider must reimburse everything except postage."

      It's true. And for buying mass produced stuff, this is very cool. But one business where this law causes terrible trouble is auctions -- someone in France can buy something in an online auction, then return it days later, and the auction's blown, costing the seller more than just losing the sale, but wastig everyone's time. The result is that Sothebys.com, for example, simply didn't do business in France (back when I was the CTO there). The rest of the UE has similar consumer protection laws, but has an exception for auctions.

  16. Sorry, but... by CompVisGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sorry that you came off worse in this instance, but...

    1. If you didn't want the machine, why did you order it?

    2. Maybe I'm misunderstanding you, but their definition of a 'custom configured computer built to the customer's specifications' seems perfectly reasonable to me.

    3. It seems reasonable for Apple not to want to take back a machine that was built to your specification -- hopefully they made you aware of this at the time of buying, but since you went to court, I guess this isn't so. I assume the machine worked -- I'd be dissapointed if they didn't accept a returned faulty machine.

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    1. Re:Sorry, but... by arkanes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In my mind, selection from a list of pre-configured options does not constitute "custom".

    2. Re:Sorry, but... by CompVisGuy · · Score: 1

      How else would you customise a computer that you order online from a computer retailer -- ask them to airbrush a nude on the case? Come on, be realistic.

      In my mind, selection from a list of pre-configured options does not constitute "custom".

      That's not the mechanism. You customise the system by selecting options for things like "RAM", "Optical Disk", "Extended Warranty" etc. Yes, there are are finite number of possible configurations, but given a finite number of component types, that's true for all computers.

      I don't see what your objection is.

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      "The noble art of losing face will one day save the human race"---Hans Blix
    3. Re:Sorry, but... by arkanes · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Because you aren't selecting from arbitrary parts or components and having them filled. There are PC manucaturers who will do this - you select the parts from thier inventory, they assemble/test and send it to you. They also have pre-built kits where you make minor modifications (512 megs of ram instead of 256), those aren't customized. Certainly buying the extended warranty is not buying a customized computer.

      Falconware will provide you with customized cases (including an airbrushed nude, I suppose) if you pay them enough. You can get your iPod with a peronsalized engraving - those are customizations.

      By your same argument, selecting the 40 gig iPod instead of a 30 gig could be consided a "customization", if it was presented as such. Is that reasonable?

    4. Re:Sorry, but... by CompVisGuy · · Score: 1

      From the OED: "Customize, trans. To make to order or to measure; to model or alter according to individual requirements".

      Similarly: "Personalize, trans. To render personal; to represent as personal, personify; to embody in a person, impersonate; to make (some impersonal object or thing) more obviously related to, or identifiable as belonging to, a particular individual"

      I would consider fancy cases, the airbrushed nude or engraving to be personalisation -- apart from aesthetically, the product is not changed. I would consider customisation to involve altering the specification of the machine for my own needs. No, I wouldn't consider choosing a 30GB iPod over a 40GB iPod to be a customisation, as they aren't building it to your specification, it's a stock model.

      But if you ask for a dual 2GHz Apple G5 PowerMac with 8GB RAM, 2x250 HDs, a SuperDrive, Bluetooth, a Radion 9800 Pro, 2 Apple Studio displays, an AirPort Extreme card, no modem, a Fibre Channel card, preinstalled with Keynote and AppleCare, then this definitely meets the definition of "customised".

      But this is all academic. The point is that Apple don't want to have to spend a lot of time building and testing systems that are not stock items, only for the person placing the order to say "Oops, I didn't want that after all. Take it back and give me a full refund." I don't blame them -- that's no way to run a business. It might be better for them to charge you for the shipping and a restocking fee (and refuse to take it back if the returned system is damaged or spoiled), but really, if you don't want the thing don't place the order!

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      "The noble art of losing face will one day save the human race"---Hans Blix
  17. Synopsis by Mononoke · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I just got back from a small claims court proceeding...
    They successfully won their argument in front of the court...
    Am I the only one that thinks there is something terribly wrong...
    No. I think it's "terribly wrong" to come out in public (especially this public) and tell us half the story just for the sympathy.

    Got any other anecdotes we can use to bash "The Man" who still seems to just "keep us down?"

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    1. Re:Synopsis by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      Yes! I bought a Dell, took it apart, used the video card for an experiment involving high-voltage currents, wore the RAM as a keychain for a week. Can you believe they wouldn't accept a refund?

      note: I'm replying to the parent, not the article, don't try to compare my post to the article.

  18. Wahhhhh..... by z-kungfu · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I bought a computer I don't want, I want my money back. I'll take you to court. Wahhhhhhh....

    What are you 5? The ambigious nature of the info you gave us does not make me feel sorry for you at all. In fact it makes you look like a crybaby. Oh well. So how do you like your mac? I love mine....

  19. Informative Salesperson by gwbuhl · · Score: 2, Informative

    When I recently bought a Powerbook from my University's Computer Store, the sales person probably told me about three times, that since I was customizing the computer I couldn't return it. This was fine with me, since I knew what I wanted, but it was good of him to be that explicit about the return policy.

    I haven't bought a computer from Apple's website, so I don't know how clear they are about the return policy. Whether or not you thin this is a good policy or not, this is an example of "caveat emptor". If your dropping big buck on a piece of hardware, you should probably read all that fine print.

    It's not a great policy to have the default be no returns. It would be a more consumer friendly to reserve the right not to accept a return. Maybe this is how it's worded.

  20. No its not wrong by Jeff+Kelly · · Score: 5, Informative

    In germany, where i live, we have something called the "Fernabsatzgesetz" regarding purchases made by phone or internet.

    The argument goes something like this: Since you have no way of testing the product before you buy it (since you ordered it through the internet) the law grants you the right to return the product within 14 days of your purchase without giving reasons why you'd returned it provided two conditions hold:

    1. The product was not damaged by you since you opened it

    and

    2. The product was not costum built for you.

    If either one of these conditions doesn't hold you will have to keep it. A product is custom built if it deviates from the basic or standard product in a way which cannot be undone. So simple upgrades like more memory or a better graphics-adapter don't count as custom built since theses modification can be undone by the vendor.

    A personal engraving for your iPod on the other hand would count as custom built.

    Of course since in your case it is not a law but only company policy you have to stick to their rules and Apple clearly states that any upgrade counts as custom built and makes the item exempt from the return policy.

    So no it's not terrible wrong. Just because you were to lazy to read the terms of service doesn't make the apple bad.

    Regards

    Jeff

    1. Re:No its not wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting, interesting. I had a recent dispute with a German website. I bought a ton of scheisse porn from them. When I received it in the mail, it was in fact not scheisse, rather it was endless loops of the goatse.cx flash video. I wonder if this "Fernabsatzgesetz" would apply to me?

    2. Re:No its not wrong by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      This law applies across the European Union. My buddy is a consumer/education sales manager with Apple Europe in Cork, Ireland and mentioned this when I was discussing the purchase of a refurbed 17" AlBook a fortnight ago. Bought it, BTW, and delighted with it.

  21. Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess Apple too is tired of retarded kids who order stuff for fun and then return it as they can't pay for it. Buying things is NOT a game. If you want to do funky purchases, try playing The Sims Goes Shopping.

    Going to court was dumb too, their policy is stated very clearly on their website.

  22. Disincentives by Morky · · Score: 1, Redundant

    As if Apple's obscene prices for RAM weren't enough to make one avoid changing the base configuration.

  23. legal in europe by Councilor+Hart · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have bought computer components, installed them, removed them and brought them back.
    The parts where fully functional, I just changed my mind and wanted an other part. It was -at the time - due to my limited knowledge about available software for the part. So I couldn't use it. The part I eventually bought was delivered with working software.
    It was less than 7 days after purchase, so I got a full refund.
    It's the law. A customer is allowed to change his mind, bring back the product and demand a refund. Within 7 days.
    Then again, I live in europe and consumers have certain rights here.

  24. Re:Yeah, Apple does that (Profit Margins) by Tuxinatorium · · Score: 1

    20% SG&A??? Talk about wasteful overhead!! Or does that include executives' salaries and bonuses?

  25. Hmm. by MImeKillEr · · Score: 0, Redundant

    If Apple has such a restrictive policy, maybe someone should inform them that having such a policy is likely to drive down their customer base. Not that they'll care until they actually *see* it.

    I mean, if HP and IBM aren't so hell-bent on this, then wouldn't it be safe to assume that they're going to pick up some business?

    Here's what everyone with a contract with Apple should do: Call up your rep, spec-out a "custom" system and then ask about the return policy. When they fess up and say that you can't, politely tell them you'll be calling HP or IBM and switching. The more that do this, the higher the probabiliy that they'll take notice.

    Problem solved.

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    1. Re:Hmm. by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      Also, I would recommend going to a big electronics store the day before the super bowl, and asking them if you buy a big screen TV and don't like it, if you can return it on Monday. Then threaten to screw over, errr... patronize, their competitors, instead.

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    2. Re:Hmm. by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      Apples to oranges.

      You're not buying a 'custom' TV 'built to customer specifications'.

      Honestly, there's nothing stopping someone from doing this. Unless the store policy is exchange only and not returning outright.

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  26. add memory and disk is not CTO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you go to apple's web store, they have preconfigured machine (memory and disk drives can be configured)and CTO ( when you want super fast video card , etc. with a special blue logo on the web page )config.

    Depends on which product config you select,it should determine whether this is a custom config or not.

    However, customer satisfaction is important. they should make customer happy even if they want to return something.

    I once bought a used Powermac g4 dual from CDW. At the end,I change my mind and did not want it.

    I called Macwarehouse (nowCDW)and say, hey,can I cancel the order?

    They told me ...it's already in the system and on it's way. Just decline the order when the shipment arrives.

    I did and I did not get charged. Since then, I bought shit load of stuff from Macwarehouse just because I have good experience with them.

  27. 2 Links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. First, their "Sales and Refunds Policy". There's a link to it on every page on the Apple Store: Sales and Refunds Policy

    2. Second link: About getting hosed like that
  28. I've long since thought that policy was a bit stri by mrmez · · Score: 1

    however - it's a policy I've long since known about. It isn't secret but rather openly declared when you ordered the product. I can understand the policy to a certain extent; and after all, if you're bothering to custom configure the thing then you're obviously aware of what you're buying to such an extent that you shouldn't want to return it unless it's malfunctioning - in which case their warranty should cover repair/replacement.

  29. Make your purchase through a third party by Chase · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here is an idea for the future. Buy from a middle party that you can get better service from. I have used PCConnection for years, personally and on a corporate level. I have never had a problem returning custom configured equipment to them. Half the buying we did were Apple systems.

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  30. Apple has horrible customer support - accept it by xtal · · Score: 4, Interesting

    People have tried writing Steve Jobs, petitions, you name it. They do this all the time with notebooks. Their ram and HD upgrades are a ripoff anyway, I just add that stuff later. Apple won't take the machine back if there is a problem.

    Worse, IMHO, is that there is no way to get Apple to send you a machine in the interim while yours is getting fixed. I make money with my hardware, and if I don't have a machine, that costs me a lot of money. So I have to have a backup machine just for that eventuality. Kinda stupid eh?

    Hey Apple Executives, if you ever read anything here, FIX THIS BEFORE IT BITES YOU. This is one part of Apple that is really lacking, and coinidentally I'm sure, it's also one that Steve Jobs doesn't have a lot of personal expertise with.

    I'm already paying a huge premium for Apple hardware. I would gladly pay a little more for the ability to get a hotswap done - Applecare does not offer this.

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    1. Re:Apple has horrible customer support - accept it by RevAaron · · Score: 1, Troll

      I think there is some distinction to make- the Apple Store sucks. Apple owns the Apple Store, sure. Not so say Apple's not off the hook, but something to note.

      I for one will never buy anything more than an accessory at the Apple Store. A few years back, I bought a new G4 tower. My first Mac. I had been running Rhapsody DR2/x86 on my PC for a while, and when OS X DP3 came out thought that now was the time to switch. I ended up going with the Apple Store because of the edu discount, although that was entirely equalized by taxes, which a place like Mac Mall wouldn't have added. (Apple has to add them, not them being tricky)

      Anywho, I got the computer and it was slow. Not ha-ha-macs-are-slow but although utilities were reporting that it was running at 400 MHz, it felt like it was a 90 MHz 601 in OS 9. What I wanted was to send it back and have Apple send me a new one. I had nothing customized; I put the RAM in myself for what Apple charges. But the Apple Store wouldn't take it back- I had to take it to an authorized Apple service rep. Which is a pain in the ass for me, being a frosh college kid with no car.

      A lot of dicking around, getting my roomate's buddy to drive me downtown a few times. First time I took it down, they replaced the mobo. Then a week later, they call back and need it back again, as they put the wrong board in. Which perplexed me, because this one worked fine and looked like a G4 board. Who knows. Both times it came back with all sorts of ugly ass "COMPUTER WORLD" stickers on it. fuckers.

      A good retailer would've taken it back and send me a new one and dealt with the thing on their own end. Mac Mall has taken shit back in the past, even when the manufacturer wouldn't; not sure if they'd do that in the case of a whole PowerMac, but next time I'll take my chances with them. (and I did when I bought an iBook two years ago)

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    2. Re:Apple has horrible customer support - accept it by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      If you have a problem with the machine (as in a failure) apple will most certainly take it back. It's when you decide that you didn't want the machine after all, that apple won't take it back.

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    3. Re:Apple has horrible customer support - accept it by llf4nlp · · Score: 1

      There's lots of counter examples to 'horrible customer support'. I've had excellent support, usually, and when there have been exceptions to that, polite persistence on my part resolved the issue. See this article today: Apple Customer Service Report But then, I know, I'm posting to /. ;-)

    4. Re:Apple has horrible customer support - accept it by RevAaron · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      This, a troll? Wow, you must have some balls to mark that post as a troll. It's a true story, and a rather sour one. I didn't go into the full length version, but it involved a lot of bickering with Apple tech support and sales reps, being passed back and forth, which each claiming that it was the domain of the other. No one willing to give me to their supervisor. And I'm a pretty calm person, usually assertive, but not hotheaded.

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    5. Re:Apple has horrible customer support - accept it by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      The reason it's a troll is because the Apple Store was not arround for OS X DP3

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    6. Re:Apple has horrible customer support - accept it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might've wanted to specify that the Apple Store you got it from is the online one. My first thought was "he's a troll, you can't get the edu discount at physical locations" before I read some of the comments on this.

    7. Re:Apple has horrible customer support - accept it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idiot. He is talking about *THE* Apple Store not *an* Apple Store.

    8. Re:Apple has horrible customer support - accept it by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      Wow, I didn't know people were so incredibly hardassed about this. If you go to http://store.apple.com , it is pretty plain that this is called "The Apple Store." It's not simply "an" Apple Store, one of many; but the one and only. When the Apple Store had come back into the world, it was kind of a big deal, one of the many indicators that Apple was back.

      Even if I had made a goof, what is the big fucking deal?

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  31. Not always black and white by robballan · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I have probably bought more than 200 hundred Macintoshes over the last 15+ years, direct from stores, from Apple, and from distributors, many for personal use, some part of business projects. In nearly every case, it was either explicitly or implicitly understood that "modifications" to the stock machine (modem cards, video cards, RAM, drives, etc.) were my responsibility; most of the time, it was clear that warranty issues were my headache with the manufacturer, and the seller was not going to handle them, let alone returns.

    Apple's customizing, with warranty support, is a blessing for those who don't want to or know how to open the box and insert cards, etc.

    As far as returns: in my experience, returning unwanted (as opposed to defective) components or machines can usually be done, regardless of the policy, if you handle the request diplomatically and demonstrate that you are a good and longstanding customer. I doubt small claims court accomplishes that.

  32. How about that supercomputer? by soramimicake · · Score: 1

    Didn't Apple take Virginia Tech's PowerMac G5s back? I'm pretty sure those were "custom configured".

    1. Re:How about that supercomputer? by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      No, they didn't. RTFA you linked to. MacMall is not Apple.

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    2. Re:How about that supercomputer? by soramimicake · · Score: 1

      I did. Check the MacMall page. It said refurbished by Apple.

  33. Maybe I'm Confused..... by RegalBegal · · Score: 2, Informative

    but if they have a notice posted doesn't that make you SOL?

    Granted, yes it's a rather ridiculous policy. But, if you look at a definition of custom built their system falls under it. Also there IS that notice explaining their policies.

    Buyers need to use sense. Especially tech buyers. It's not much tougher than that.

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  34. sounds familiar by kudsak · · Score: 1

    When I ordered my Ti Powerbook a few years ago, I had some additional RAM and a larger HD installed. When I opened the computer, I found that my new computer had three dead up pixels. The first thing I tried to do was to return the computer of course. The way I see it, people order vehicles with custom options and can expect to get a working product. Why can't a user? Customizations are fairly common. It's not like 100s of PBs with extra HD space and RAM weren't made just like mine that week. My computer could be easily resold as a refurbished unit. Needless to say, I spent the next year fighting Apple with Visa's help. I withheld payment on the grounds of a defective product. I ended up getting $200 from Apple, just to make me feel better.

  35. You're right. by j-turkey · · Score: 1
    Am I the only one that thinks there is something terribly wrong with a policy like this?

    I think there is something wrong with a policy like this. It's a technicality, and a bullshit one at that.

    I called both IBM and HP, and neither of those companies has such a policy. Any opinions? Suggestions? Comments? Whatever?

    Yeah, I have a few suggestions/comments/whatever...if you can't live with their policies:

    • Caveat emptor.
    • Don't buy an Apple.
    • Buy an IBM.
    • Buy an HP.
    I guess these suggestions look a little harsh, which was not my intention, but at this point you're probably better off cutting your losses and moving on.

    Nice work on smearing Apple's name in public to get what you feel is yours though. You may have done well to ensure that they've lost whatever revenue they've saved with their policy. Hey -- it worked (on a different level) for those iPod battery applesdirtysecret guys, right?

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  36. Re:Yeah, Apple does that (Profit Margins) by alienw · · Score: 1

    That only means Apple is a grossly inefficient company. 20% SG&A vs. 8% R&D? WTF?

  37. Small claims? by Anixamander · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What juridiction is this guy in? In my state, small claims court does not allow attorneys. You can still go to civil court for similar amounts and use an attorney, but not small claims. I can't imagine Apple going to court without an attorney. The usual tactic for big companies is to get the case moved to circuit court. This involves months of waiting to get on the docket and can be quite expensive. This story, if true, would be very odd.

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    1. Re:Small claims? by kwerle · · Score: 1

      What juridiction is this guy in? In my state, small claims court does not allow attorneys.

      I'm thinking that you mean either attorneys are not allowed to sue using small claims court, or that the apple shareholders should have appeard as the defense. I don't think either of those is likely.

      Someone has to speak for Apple. You didn't think it'd be Steve, did you? And if Apple has to send someone to plead their defense, who do you suppose Apple sends to court?

      I would suspect that the plaintiff is not allowed to use an attorney in court. But even that I find dubious.

  38. Can I 'evaluate' a Ferrari for the weekend... by ErnstKompressor · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can give a Credit Card for the down-- seeing as my CC Co. allows returns -- I got a big date this weekend and I'd like to 'impress' -- sure the car does not "meet my needs and I don't want to be forced to keep it" -- but it is so schweet... and I'm a lazy bastard who can't be bothered to go down to the Ferrari dealership and test drive the thing to realize it is not the right car for me...

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    1. Re:Can I 'evaluate' a Ferrari for the weekend... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Test drives do not let drivers know exactly how a car performs. For instance, what if you find out that the car performs terribly in the rain? What if the car dealership is in a flat area, and it only becomes evident later that the car cannot climb well or that it cannot brake sufficiently on inclines. Of course, you forgot to think of that.

  39. Your Daddy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    How much gay sex was involved? Was Father Pudge O'Day there? Also, now that the Bay Area is full of newly married homos, was the party somewhat more subdued, you know, since "free love" is no longer acceptable?

    I don't know, ask your parents... or better yet, your minister... Hell why don't you just give it up, come to terms with your latent homosexual tendencies and be the ultimate 'switcher' that you know you are...
  40. Not entirely true by lxt · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's not entirely true - if the customer was to return the product damaged, the store can refuse to return it. ...just imagine a French guy walking into a pharmacist and saying "This condom wasn't to my satisfaction - I want to return it".

  41. Uhmm I fail to see the big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He purchased a computer, bought some other parts from somewhere else, installed them and wants to return the computer and these extra parts to Apple.

    Why should you be able to do that? Notice the "off of their website" part? duhh.

  42. Re:to all the morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    that are too stupid to read (and understand) the point. The poster never claimed that Apple wouldn't give warantee support for a broken product. Apparently he got the product, didn't like it, and tried to send it back. Their web site clearly says they won't take it.

    This is not just Apple. Buy anything in the whole store at CompUSA, for example, decide you don't like it, take it back. Guess what? They will take it but they will dock you 15% of the price.

    Maybe if the poster was able to read he wouldn't have had this problem.

  43. But it's Apple's contract defenition that counts. by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 1

    How else do you customize it? Tell Apple to build you a special graphics card with an all-new chip created just for you?

    Yes, you are choosing a system that is not 'standard,' therefore you have customized it.

    If I order a new car, but get a sunroof added, it is customized, even though the sunroof is a normal option that the dealer offers. If I get a car that has the sunroof included as part of a higher-end package, then it's not customized.

    Likewise, if I order a 1.6GHz Power Mac G5, then upgrade the memory to 512MB, it's custom. If I order the Dual 1.8 that comes standard with 512MB, it's not custom.

    If the 6-disc CD changer in the car is not part of any package, then adding it makes the car custom. If I add Bluetooth to my G5, it's custom. Any change that is *NOT* part of a preselected package makes the computer custom. It is very cut and dry.

    Admittedly, the policy on Apple's part sucks, but it is their policy, and you agreed to it when you ordered the computer. Just sell the thing and be done with it. But don't come crying to us because you didn't read the contract all the way.

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  44. Odd, but i guess i see their point by Unregistered · · Score: 1

    Though i think it would make more sense for them to make you pay a 15% restocking fee if you bought custom. Apple really doesn't like selling custom computers cause it's a nuiscense for them.

  45. Re:But it's Apple's contract defenition that count by arkanes · · Score: 1
    Actually, it's hardly cut and dry (for example, a sunroof is a standard option on many models). Requesting a configuration that is not offered as a standard option is cleary customized. A standard configuration (which the options provided on the website clearly are) don't qualify as customized machines, imo. They're vendor-provided upgrades, not customizations. You said it yourself - If the 6-disc CD changer in the car is not part of any package, then adding it makes the car custom. When you order off of the Apple website, you're selecting configuration options, not geting custom work done.

    It's a cheap end run around warranty requirements and I'm pretty disappointed in Apple for doing it and for the court to uphold it - whether or not the OP (thats not me, BTW) was doing the correct thing in attempting the return at all is a totally different issue.

  46. Returns vs exchanges by amichalo · · Score: 2, Informative

    Since there are few details provided, its hard to say, but I wonder if there wuld have been better luck returning say a 20" iMac for an exchange on a G5 w/ Cinema Display setup.

    Try anyone else - Dell, Gateway, etc. Customize the system, then try to return it for a non-warranty reason.

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    1. Re:Returns vs exchanges by lost_n_confused · · Score: 1

      Lets see I had a bad laptop from Sony they wouldn't do a thing about it. I had a bad laptop from HP they wouldn't do a thing about it. I was lucky on both of them I bought Best Buys extra warranty. So Best Buy bit it. I won't even go into the hell Dell put me thru. Dell came out 14 times to repair my notebook and refused to replace it even though they spent $1000's on repairs they are no great shakes either. They wouldn't do anything except kept repairing it till the warranty ran out and I have a dead $4000 notebook for sale cheap. Dell wouldn't take it back the 1st time it died after 25 days and it wasn't a custom computer. Always buy the extended warranties on a laptop.

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  47. So this is what MacHeads mean... by dasunt · · Score: 0, Troll

    Obviously, unlike a PC, a Mac computer "just works."

    Therefore, it doesn't need a return policy.

    ;)

    1. Re:So this is what MacHeads mean... by Lars+T. · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      While PCs need a return policy, beacause no matter how much you wanted that machine, after a week you wish you had never bought it.

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    2. Re:So this is what MacHeads mean... by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      Flamebait?!?! Bullshit -- this is funny!

  48. We've never had trouble returning BTO's by csoto · · Score: 1

    But then again, we rarely do. We usually order what we want, configured how we need it. But at least a couple of times, recently, we sent back something in order to get something else.

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  49. Your reading comprehension abilities are teh suck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me see if I can summarize his post so even a dumbass like you can understand:

    1) He bought a server from Apple's online store, and modified the configuration via Apple-installed RAM and drives.
    2) For whatever reason he then decided to return this customized server to Apple.
    3) Apple pointed out their written "no returns on customized machines" policy to him.
    4) He sued in small claims court and rightfully lost.
    5) He posted on here to whine about it.

  50. Ah, my computer, my computer by DarksideDaveOR · · Score: 1

    As I'm sure you all know, even the submitter of the original question, this is all fairly typical behavior for Apple. It's the sort of behavior that's the reason why I've gone from having one Apple machine on my desktop as a college student, to having two rather old apples and two homebuilt PCs instead- while at the same time, I'd rather have a dual G5, if only I could afford one. (Which, technically, I suppose I could, if I'd been willing to stick with my 5400/120 for the last four years, and saved all the money I spent on computers in the meantime.) I still love Apple machines, and I still lust after the newest ones, but I still feel that, eventually, Apple is going to murder itself with nonsense like this, and with the iPod batteries.

  51. Makes me reconsider... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    This makes me reconsider whether or not I should try to save $29 by not getting the 56 Kbps internal modem with a new Dual G5.

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    1. Re:Makes me reconsider... by dbirchall · · Score: 1
      When I ordered my G5, I custom-configured it with dual 250GB drives, Airport Extreme (802.11G) and Bluetooth, but I know what really made it take so long to ship was my decision to omit that modem.

      I mean, they probably had to forge a whole different case for it (in the fires of Mount Doom, naturally) and all that.

  52. I just have one (two-part) question: by phillymjs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why is it that people seem to think Apple's written policies simply do not apply to them? And if people act this way with other companies, why does it only seem to be newsworthy when Apple is involved?

    First we've got the iPod retards, who apparently think there are at least eighteen months in a year. I mean, why else would they act like Apple owes them something under the terms of a one-year warranty when their battery dies eighteen months after purchase? Are they traveling at the speed of light? Do they use the Martian calendar? Who knows? They also seem to think that Apple told them the battery would never die, but that's another rant.

    Now we've got this other tool posting his whine about not being allowed to return a customized machine. The link to Apple's written policy on that is only on the bottom of every page generated by the Apple Store web site, so it's easy to see how he failed to see it. So now he's trying to raise a public stink in the hopes Apple will make an exception for him to quash the bad publicity he's trying to generate.

    These people who flagrantly ignore written policies and then get indignant about it must be the same type of people who park their hulking SUVs in spaces marked "Compact Only." I think the next time I see one of those, I'll key it to demonstrate my contempt.

    ~Philly

    1. Re:I just have one (two-part) question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > They also seem to think that Apple told them the battery would never die, but that's another rant.

      The Apple manual stated that the iPod battery is designed to last the life of the device. Are you suggesting that it is normal if the iPod only lasts 18 months?

    2. Re:I just have one (two-part) question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      built in obselecence (sp?)

    3. Re:I just have one (two-part) question: by plastik55 · · Score: 1

      The Apple manual stated that the iPod battery is designed to last the life of the device. Are you suggesting that it is normal if the iPod only lasts 18 months?

      No, the vast majority of iPods that are 18 months old or more are still working.

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    4. Re:I just have one (two-part) question: by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      Fair points, but keying an SUV just makes you a petty mofo.

  53. Your post should read: by switcha · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just got back from expecting the world and all companies it encompasses to revolve around me, even though I spent a couple grand on a product without clicking a link to see the explicitly stated return policy, or lack thereof. Now heap sympathy on me. I am a victim, and I know you all hate big companies and will concur with my short-on-facts synopsis.

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  54. Lucky you live in the US! by GoRK · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You are lucky you live in the US where the laws allow idiot consumers taht spend too much money to simply change their mind and return used products. This is most especially true with cars when if you want a custom order from the factory that might not have good resale value if you return it, you have to jump through hoops to convince a dealer to do it.

  55. As near as he can tell... by dema · · Score: 1

    As near as I can tell, Apple is the only company that has such a restrictive policy.

    Because you called HP and IBM? So, as near I can tell Apple, HP, and IBM are the only computer manufactors in business, right?

  56. Apple RAM overpriced by SimonDorfman.com · · Score: 1

    This is just one more reason not to buy RAM or harddrives from apple. They're overpriced. Check dealram.com, dealmac.com, & pricewatch.com instead.

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  57. Call your CC Company by GizmoToy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you had your order shipped to you, as you must have, you probably ordered it over the internet, correct? You will have then paid with a credit card. Both MasterCard and AmericanExpress (and others, I'm sure) guarentee items you purchase with your card. They state that if the merchant you bought something from won't take it back, they will. You might wanna give them a call to find out the details as they apply to your card.

    Good luck!

  58. Re:Yeah, Apple does that (Profit Margins) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you wanted to make your net profits look smaller, where would you shift the money?

  59. I have a suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    read the return policy before you buy the product.

    i dont understand people who buy something without reading the return policy and bitch about the policy they agreed to by buying the product.

    i dont think the return policy should be so strict, but i also dont think the customer should be so dense.

  60. Re:Yeah, Apple does that (Profit Margins) by dgatwood · · Score: 1
    Do the math again. That would mean that Apple's net profit margin is -0.6%, not 0.4%.

    Why do I find it hard to believe those numbers? :-)

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  61. It's Amore by authoritay · · Score: 1

    Post it on SlashDot How it is a crock Want to dump your Mac Get your money back It's on eeee-Baaaaayyyy (I'd sing it for you, but I have a cold)

  62. This Doesn't Sound Plausible by shylock0 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This story reeks of fish. True, what he describes is indeed Apple's return policy. But this guy's tale has more holes than a Alpine cheese. I'm not a die-hard Mac user (I run a five-platform company) but this is just anti-Apple bullshit -- specially when you consider that the two companies he picked for comparison, IBM and HP, are two of the only companies that *will* let you return customized equipment, and then only under certain circumstances. Read the fine print at Dell, Sun, a copy of an old pre-HP Compaq return policy (I have one in a filing cabinet here in my office), and you'll find that this is just standard fare. Some will let you return certain customized systems under certain circumstances, but for the most part, you buy something different than today's special, you play for keeps.

    IANAL, but I happen to have one on staff. Major corporations, like Apple, almost never appear in small claims. They will either try to have the case moved to a higher court (a slow and expensive process, because it almost always requires that the consumer hire a lawyer), or they will simply not show up and pay whatever fine (the max is usually $5,000) the judge throws at them. Corporate lawyers are expensive. At the rate Apple has to pay its lawyers, it just doesn't make sense for them to show up in court.

    -Shylock

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  63. Resellers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Apple has numerous authorized resellers out there, next time look at buying your product from them. Most of the resellers I know of have much more leniant return policies and sometimes you can even get a better price. As long as the vendor doesn't advertise a lower price, that would violate the "minimum advertized pricing, but they can sell at a lower price. ...and remember, they're call "VALUE ADDED Resellers" for a reason, you just have to find the added value yourself.

  64. Just try to return your stock Honda by Rommel · · Score: 2

    I recently bought a car. There was no "return it for you money back if you don't like it" policy. In fact, the policy is simple: you bought it; you got it.

    If I wanted to return it, I would have to sell it as used. Even if all I did was drive it out of the lot, around the block, and back in.

    Apple's terms are stated on their website. They explain their return policy in the "returns" section on their website. The same website used to make the purchase. It's not hard; it just takes a minimum of effort to be informed as to the terms of the deal.

    1. Re:Just try to return your stock Honda by Echnin · · Score: 1
      And that's the "American way". In other, more socialized countries, laws give more freedom to consumers. In Norway I can order any mail/phone/web product, and if I within 2 weeks of receiving the product decide I don't want it, I can send it back with a full refund excluding the cost of transport. All vendors operating on a mail/phone/web basis are also required to give me notice of this.

      http://www.lovdata.no/all/tl-20001221-105-0 05.html#18

      Law on duty of information and right to regret with concern to remote trade and trade outside regular location of trade:

      18. Right to leave the agreement (right to regret)
      The consumer has a right to leave the agreement (right to regret) by giving a message to the service provider as per 20 within 14 days of the information required with concern to chapter 3 are received in the prescripted way. The right to regret in any case runs out at the latest 3 months after the agreement is made, or one year if information of the right to regret is not given.

      20.
      The points of 13 regarding information regarding use of the right to regret equally applies to agreements of services.

      Warning: That's just my translation, so it may not communicate all the subtle legalese. Chapter 3, which I didn't bother translating, just gives the details of how the seller has to give information about this law to the buyer.

      We can also return a product within 2 years if it's defective, and receive a replacement.

      I kinda like this country.

      --
      Lalala
  65. Personal experience... by PTBNL · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just this past Christmas, I got to deal with this very issue.

    A long-time frustrated Windows user (who isn't?), I decided to finally take the plunge and get a 20" iMac.

    Well, I got one with a stuck pixel (red) in the middle of the screen. I was incensed, but did my homework and read all about Apple's "tolerance" of such things. I also should note I upgraded the HD and memory when purchasing. Well, after three support calls where I was very inflexible (no yelling, though), I actually got them to take it back, beating both the stuck pixel policy and the "no returns on custom-configured systems" policy. Just stick to your guns, and you can get what you want. On a last note, the iMac they replaced it with has a stuck pixel as well, in a much less prominent place. So the real moral of the story might be "don't bother". :)

    1. Re:Personal experience... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you try massaging the pixel first?

    2. Re:Personal experience... by PTBNL · · Score: 1

      Yep, I tried, but with no luck on either the old display or the new one.

      Either way, Apple did accept my first return, even with my system custom-configured, so I can't say I'm really still upset. At least it's not in the middle of the screen at this point.

  66. Most important right: choice by Rommel · · Score: 2

    The most important right is choice. Allow the consumer to choose what to buy and where to buy it. Here in the US (I can't speak to Europe), a consumer has a lot of choices. However, in order to use these choices well, a consumer also has to ask questions and understand the terms of the deal. I can shop at a Mom & Pop, CompUSA, Best Buy, online, or eBay -- just to name a few choices. The terms are different in each circumstance.

    Maybe I don't value the XX day change-my-mind warranty. In that case, I can shop someplace else that offers me lower prices or other things I value more.

    Caveat emptor

  67. Funny, since Consumer Reports ranks Apple #1 by daveschroeder · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Consumer Reports consistently ranks Apple #1 in lowest incidence of repair and best support among all computer manufacturers.

    Most recent Consumer Reports report available on their web site (June 2003)
    Most recent report, available to CR subscribers, referenced in News.com article (March 2004)

    So if Apple's support is "horrible", then I guess everyone else is a lot worse (especially since Dell, the next closest to Apple, got the middle rating on 3 out of 4 support categories, while Apple got the top rating in all categories).

    1. Re:Funny, since Consumer Reports ranks Apple #1 by Craig+Ringer · · Score: 1

      while Apple got the top rating in all categories


      Well, of all OEMS. If you've ever dealt with HP, Dell, etc on a personal level (not company2company) it's awful - I'm not surprised. Their "support" is there to deny fault, get you off the phone, or otherwise get rid of you. I've had an HP that was faulty on arrival, and been stalled by support until the 30day replacement guarantee is over - whereupon they say I have to ship it to their repair facility (in Queensland). They don't support it with any 3rd party software on it - _any_. Like, say, memtest86. Windows didn't crash - much - but it coudln't run /anything/ else properly. "Sorry, we don't support ...."

      Yeah, I think you got it in one when you said:

      So if Apple's support is "horrible", then I guess everyone else is a lot worse


      Deal with a good local white-box place, then tell me Apple are good. My local place has loaned me a PC when mine died; swapped a HDD for me in advance so I can image the data across, etc. Let's see any OEM match that sort of service. Of course, I'm a long-time customer of theirs and they're well above average - I know most white-box places are totally crap as well.

      Also, unless you buy an extended warranty Apple are f**ing useless. Even within your (brief) free phone support period, they're always trying to sell you AppleCare instead of helping you fix the problem. I already paid a large premimum for the hardware, and find the poor support offensive. I run a production network of Macs at work, and there's little I dislike more than calling Apple's support (namely, calling Quark or Xerox support).

      I'm an _ex_ mac user, of course, so write me off as biased if you like. I just got tired of the hardware pricing, the more-expensive-than-WinXP OS, the quirks ("No, you can't have an eject button for your CD-ROM. Oh, and Macs don't crash, so we've removed the reset switch.") Alternately, maybe I have experience dealing with many different people and loathe all Apple and all other OEMs for a reason.

      I must confess to finding Apple a special case. I'd say they have a perpertual case of "almost excellent" - OSX being a great example. A great idea, well done ... but with the classic MacOS quirkiness ("nope; I don't feel like doing that today"). Painful little oversights - like the ability to burn CDs in ISO9660 or HFS, but only HFS support for burning DVDs - WTF?!? Removing the reset button from recent hardware - and the reason I was given by Apple support was, in fact, because "it's no longer needed with MacOS X." *lol*

      At least the other OEMs are honestly just crap in every regard - you know what you're getting. And, ideally, not to buy it in the first place.

      Craig Ringer
  68. alienware by Suppafly · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Alienware and several small time pc sellers take a similar stance on 'customized' hardware, even when the customization is just adding harddrives or ram. It's pretty bad that Apple is doing this though, what would happen is Dell acted like this, every pc they sell is customized based on this logic.

  69. Re:Yeah, Apple does that (Profit Margins) by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

    Include the $4bn in cash they're sitting on, earning interest. Then they get a little extra to become profitable.

    Similar to M$ and their $52bn.

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  70. Re:add memory and disk is not CTO by allgood2 · · Score: 1

    Yeah. I used to love this about Mac/MicroWarehouse & DataComm. They rocked, and they also had a great support policy. They would add a year of support for their products, so if the vendor support sucked you could contact them. But this is one of the reasons they went bankrupt as well, their great return, support, and service policies, didn't make them as much money as companies who refused the returns, limited support, etc.

    CDW, while not a bad company, I swear one of their tech people was pretty much like "we don't support that" so na, na, na nahhh. I could practically hear the tech singing through the phone.

    But Mac/Micro Warehouse was great. I've even ordered the wrong hardware, attempted to use it, call them back, and they exchange for the correct hardware, before receiving the old hardware back. (sigh) I miss them (tear).

  71. Little Guy Vs Apple - THE DETAILS by djhanson · · Score: 5, Informative
    Sorry for the slim details in the original posting. But, let me try to fill in the blanks, and clarify my position.

    Court details: State of Washington, Seattle District Court, Small Claim No. Y3-9978, Trail date was 2/24/2004. Apple sent a corporate employee as their representative.

    The purchase was a dual processor Xserve. I upgraded from 512MB of memory to 2GB and from 60GB of disk space to 480GB.

    I was totally aware of Apples return policy before placing my order. My dispute is: Does selecting additional memory or disk drives really constitute a product that is "custom configured to your specifications". According to the defense that Apple used, even adding one stick of memory would have made it custom configured. My upgrades were selected from a standard menu on their website. I didn't call and ask for some esoteric tape drive or anything like that. In court someone brought up the analogy of buying a car. My response to that was, if I am buying a brand new car off the lot, and I ask for an automatic transmission (which usually costs more), I still have a stock car. No one is going to say that I bought a customized car. Knowing what I know now, I would order the hard drives and memory separately and install them myself after the 10-day evaluation period.

    I appreciate the comment made by one poster regarding how the sales clerk made the return policy very clear. I think that Apple's website should be as clear. Maybe "Custom Configured" icons could be located next to the items that will affect the return policy. Apple's defense claimed that it states at the top of the web page "Configure your Xserve" and that this should be enough of an indicator. But, options included on this very same page also include the "Mac OS X Server Maintenance Program", "AppleCare Service and Parts Kits for Xserve" and AppleCare support Plans. Surely selecting these items wouldn't constitute a custom configured product. And at no other time during the purchase process, including my invoice receipt from Apple did it indicate that I was purchasing a custom configured product that could not be returned. I certainly don't think that Apple deliberately sets out to trap customers into purchasing items that can't be refunded. But, on the other hand their policies and procedures sure don't give the impression of being well thought out, or cohesive.

    As for the concern about whether I was returning the product because I just changed my mind or it because it was broke. I'm not sure if the reason really matters, unless Apple wants to use the information to possibly make changes in their product or policies. After all, their policy does state "if you are not satisfied". It says nothing about have to give reasons. But, since people are curious .... The hardware worked without fail for the 10 days that we evaluated machine. In fact the hardware is the reason that we were attracted to the Xserve. The problems were related to the software. We found Apple's customized version of BSD Unix to be difficult to work with. We would add commonly used Open Source software and it would break some Apple proprietary interface, or vice versa. We really tried hard for the 10 days to make this machine work for us. And we found it frustrating every step of the way. I attribute this to Apple's proprietary way of doing things. But, the clincher for us was when we started with a clean install of OS 10, added Webmin (a commonly used remote admin program), and the server would crash when trying to remotely reboot it, from the shell prompt. This was very easily reproducible. And also totally unacceptable since the final destination for this box is a data center where hands-on reboots are a rare event. I know that I could have worked with Apple and probably gotten a patch for this issue. However, it seemed serious enough for me to decide to return the product, and look elsewhere.

    I did give serious thought to installing Yellow Dog Linux on the machine and not even dealing with Apple's version of BSD Unix, but after havi

    1. Re:Little Guy Vs Apple - THE DETAILS by Selecter · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Well, there's plenty of folks that will take that nasty defective Xserve off your hands.

      Maybe you can engrave it like somone suggested they could do with the Va. Tech G5's and get mo money.

    2. Re:Little Guy Vs Apple - THE DETAILS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you can engrave it like somone suggested they could do with the Va. Tech G5's and get mo money.

      How about "Originally owned by a dope who blamed Apple because he didn't know dick about Macs"?

      Why would anyone use Webmin when VNC, Timbuktu and Apple Remote Desktop are available, AND known to work? Also, Apple's server admin tools can be run on any Mac and used to administer any remote OS X Server that you can reach via TCP/IP.

      But if someone INSISTS on running Webmin, how about using Google to find detailed instructions on getting it to work?

      It's a poor carpenter who blames his tools.

    3. Re:Little Guy Vs Apple - THE DETAILS by djcatnip · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My dispute is: Does selecting additional memory or disk drives really constitute a product that is "custom configured to your specifications". According to the defense that Apple used, even adding one stick of memory would have made it custom configured.

      These servers are largely manufactured by machines, at a pretty fast pace. Humans are part of the process, but at a minimal level.. it's how prices can be kept down to a reasonable level. You know how this goes. When you want to upgrade the machine... Configure To Order / Build To Order ... that means someone has to crack open the box, unpack the machine, crack the server open, and manually do stuff to it to make it the way you asked for it... uncrack the server, and repack the box, uncrack the shipping box, and then send it to you. If you wanted a stock server, it would have gone from the assembly line to your door, most likely. Sorry your experience was not the one you were expecting.

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    4. Re:Little Guy Vs Apple - THE DETAILS by vocaro · · Score: 2, Insightful
      My dispute is: Does selecting additional memory or disk drives really constitute a product that is "custom configured to your specifications".

      Well, are the specs of the computer you purchased different from the standard specs? Did you personally specify them? The answer is yes to both questions, so you did indeed order a product "custom configured to your specifications". I would side with Apple on this one, but whether this non-return policy is a good way to keep customers is another story.

      In court someone brought up the analogy of buying a car. My response to that was, if I am buying a brand new car off the lot, and I ask for an automatic transmission (which usually costs more), I still have a stock car.

      Your version of this analogy does not match what you did. For example, when you go to Apple's website and shop for an Xserve, you can buy either a single- or dual-processor model. This is analagous to going to a car dealer and selecting either the manual or automatic transmission version of a car. In either case, the dealer has the model already in stock; all they have to do is pull it out of inventory and give it to you. However, when you asked Apple to give you a different amount of memory and disk space, and then asked them to take it back, you were having them do more work because they may have to take out the memory and disk drive -- not everyone is going to want the same specs you did. A closer analogy here is more like having the car dealer put deluxe all-weather tires on your car. When you return them, the dealer may have to remove them in order to sell that car again.

      Trevor

    5. Re:Little Guy Vs Apple - THE DETAILS by djhanson · · Score: 1
      Good point, Trevor, on the car analogy not holding up.

      Granted, it would cost Apple to process my return. I would have gladly paid a restocking fee and they would have had a happy customer, if they would have chosen that option.

    6. Re:Little Guy Vs Apple - THE DETAILS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Due to the absurd power of Macintoshes to retain value, I'd say you would nearly recoup your 85% if you eBay it. Seriously. I know it's a hassle, and it's a bit weak for Apple to not accept a return for a product that is not satisfactory for its intended purpose. Margins are thin though. Everyone has to look out for themselves.

      It's a bummer of a scenario, but I really don't feel like anything should change. Mistakes were made that cost money. If you're willing to sell the machine you can get back the difference. Though I don't know too many people willing to pay Apple's premium for the extra 1.5G of RAM. ;-)

      -theed

    7. Re:Little Guy Vs Apple - THE DETAILS by fname · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think your last line summed it up nicely, "But, I have learned my lesson, and from now on I will be calling and verifying such assumptions before I make a purchase."

      Contrary to some of the others assailing you for making a false set of assumptions, I can clearly see your point of view. A customer-oriented company would take your experience into account and design their storefront to make it more clear what the return policy is for a particular piece of equipment. For example, a reminder of their policy on the order confirmation page would be very suitable.

      Here's a question for you-- what are you doing with the XServe now?

    8. Re:Little Guy Vs Apple - THE DETAILS by djhanson · · Score: 1

      The XServe has been sitting in the box untouched since day 11. I've been waiting until I thought I had exhausted all possibilities for obtaining a refund. Now, that I've done that, I will most likely sell the it.

    9. Re:Little Guy Vs Apple - THE DETAILS by xiaodidi · · Score: 1

      As far as I understand, you bought an Xserve, and with expanded memory and hard disk space, without knowing if your software would run on it. A bit risky perhaps. Maybe next time you could test your software on a cheaper machine. Most if not all Macs will run the same Mac OS server software as the Xserve.

      I am also interested in buying an Xserve cluster, but I am trying out the cluster management software and the applications on a cheaper "cluster" made of my old G4 and my wife's iMac, before I commit any real money.

    10. Re:Little Guy Vs Apple - THE DETAILS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sell the it.

      *cough*...

    11. Re:Little Guy Vs Apple - THE DETAILS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly what I was thinking. Freaking Apple Remote Desktop... If you can afford the XServe you can afford the *good* software to admin it.... But like you said, VNC also works - and I have used that as well. I don't know much about the server admin tools - but between those three, why the hell run Webmin on a Mac. Webmin is nice for crappy Linux interfaces - but my OSX boxes are *so much nicer*.

    12. Re:Little Guy Vs Apple - THE DETAILS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where i work, we have a rep(s) come from the vendor and we talk about "an evaluation unit". we tell the vendor what we want to do and why and they tell us if it can be done. the technical sales rep can usually tell you how to do such-and-such or if it's even possible with a lot of work. then you arrange for an evaluation unit - you pay the retail price, the unit(not always new, but not OLD either) is used for the time-period stipulated in the eval contract, when the eval is up, you send it back if it doesn't do what you want, you get your money back. during the eval period, you work closely with your sales rep; if you're having problems or partial success, they may be able to extend the eval period. make good use of the technical sales reps, that's what they're there for. ask for references; apple users _love_ talking about how they made their iMac/PB/tower do something it's not supposed to.

      your company should probably try this out next time you want to do some experimenting.

      anyway, if you're going to be doing this kind of thing(bending FOSS to your will) use a boring machine first to see if that does what you need; $800US will get you a 2GHz pentium with the works(i.e. BestBuy) or you can build it yourself(newegg) then load suse or debian(slackware, etc.) once you've got your proof-of-concept running you can decide if you _need_ to improve it by upgrading(faster, more reliable, special features, etc.) you may decide that an Apple isn't necessary. you may decide that the reliability of a yellowdog blade/rack is better. you may decide that a full rack of G5 xserves is absolutely necessary - when you're dealing in volume, you're talking about a "conquest sale" and the sales rep should be drooling to help make you happy.

      oh, yeah. send _me_ the xserve you don't want, i can make good use of it... ;-)

    13. Re:Little Guy Vs Apple - THE DETAILS by dema · · Score: 1

      As far as I am concerned, this does rank right up there with iPods-dirty-little-secret.

      I wouldn't say it shares any "rank" with a few bitching about there out of warranty iPod having issues...

    14. Re:Little Guy Vs Apple - THE DETAILS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For Xserve and Xserve RAID, Apple has try and buy program. You can return withthing 30 days if you do not like it. Click on the "call me" button on their Product web page.

      Ask about return policy next time before you place the other(even though I think what you said make perfect sense and adding memory and disk is not CTO. CTO is a 'special config' and usually it's indicated very clearly on the web store).

      Also, if you still like apple's product (hope you do),in the future, cases like this should be escalated within Apple Support (and as a customer,you should be able to request that.) and let them know you are not satisifed with their service.

      It's much better/cheaper for both the company and your self to resolve these kind of problems with them.

    15. Re:Little Guy Vs Apple - THE DETAILS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that Apple Mac OS X Server does work a bit different then traditional Linux. However,if you want a linux box,then you should get a Dell or HP with no OS (cheaper) and put your own copy of redhat linux (or debian)

      If you still like to give mac os x a try (because it's easier to use then linux (to non-technical users)).

      The best documentation is still on
      1) http://www.apple.com/server/documentation/

      Other places you can get help from:

      2) Discussion group under Apple Support link (unmoderated)

      3) http://www.macosxhints.com/
      4) http://www.macosxlabs.org/

    16. Re:Little Guy Vs Apple - THE DETAILS by djhanson · · Score: 1
      I appreciate your well thought out comments and suggestions.

      This was my first purchase and experience with Apple computers. I started out being overly impressed by both the quality of the hardware, and the quality of support from technical support. I even mentioned this to one of the support engineers I was working with.

      But, my experience with customer service was mostly a negative experience that has probably turned me away from Apple forever. Not only because their definition of "custom configured" seems very restrictive, but also because they come across as be somewhat arrogant. I heard from at least three different people (1 in customer support, 1 in technical support, and 1 from the executive office) that I should have done more research before purchasing the server. Hearing it from so many sources almost leads me to believe that its part of the company training.

      My position is that I did research the product before I bought it. However, the purpose of a 10-day trial period is to do more intensive hands-on evaluation that cannot be replaced by reading sales info, or internet postings.

    17. Re:Little Guy Vs Apple - THE DETAILS by Alcimedes · · Score: 1

      well, after reading through the additional details (assuming they're true) i'd have to say that Apple screwed the pooch on this one.

      for starters, it was an Xserve they sold, which means it's probably going into a heavy production style enviornment. why wouldn't you want to keep those customers happy?

      adding their own RAM and drives shouldn't make your machine unreturnable. that's just lame. it's from Apple's site, it's their hardware, they should take it back.

      sure they'll have to sell it as a refurb, but so what? at some point keeping the customers coming back has value.

      as for the original poster, i know it's too late now, but for a long time Apple was offering free 30 day trials on their Xserve hardware. it might be too late for you, but other posters who would be interested should call up and ask.

      and of course i have the same question as everyone else. what are you doing with the non-fucntional (for your needs) Xserve?

    18. Re:Little Guy Vs Apple - THE DETAILS by djhanson · · Score: 1
      Thanks for your well thought out response.

      To answer your question: I will probably sell the XServe. I just want to make sure that I've exhausted all posibilities of getting a refund. I think the only alternative I have left, is a lawsuit in district court. Not sure if I can afford that.

    19. Re:Little Guy Vs Apple - THE DETAILS by Alcimedes · · Score: 1

      something to consider is e-bay. you can probably sell it for close to 90+% of its original value. i know it's a bit of a hassle, but most places would have stuck you with a restocking fee of 15% anyway. it's too bad you had to go through all of this hassle though.

  72. Not me by filmsmith · · Score: 1

    I bought a Saturn a couple of years ago from a Saturn dealership and I had a 'Return it if you hate it*' option.

    That * is for 'up to 60 days' (I think), by the way.

    fs

  73. And I reply to my self... by lfourrier · · Score: 1

    From apple store for French customers (same must apply in EU)

    7. Votre droit de retourner les Produits

    7.1 Si vous n'etes pas satisfait de l'un quelconque des Produits ou des termes de tout ordre de Services que vous nous avez achetes, vous pourrez nous retourner les Produit ou annuler cet ordre de Services, et obtenir le remboursement du prix du Produit retourne ou de l'ordre de Service si vous nous contactez dans les dix (10) Jours Ouvres a compter de la livraison du Produit ou dans les 10 Jours Ouvres de la conclusion de cet ordre de Services. Cependant, vous ne pourrez pas nous retourner un Produit et reclamer un remboursement si le Produit concerne est un Logiciel que nous vous avons livre dans un emballage ferme et inutilise et que vous avez ouvert l'emballage. Vous ne pourrez pas obtenir le remboursement de tout ordre de Service si vous avez commence a utiliser le Service.

    7.2 Afin d'exercer votre droit de retourner un Produit ou d'un ordre de Service qui ne vous satisfait pas, vous devez nous telephoner au numero 0800 046 046 entre 9 heures et 22 heures du lundi au vendredi, pour definir les modalites concernant la restitution. Vous devez nous retourner les Produits dans leur emballage d'origine et le Produit doit etre intact. Vous devez obtenir et conserver une copie signee du document d'enlevement au moment de la reprise des Produits par le transporteur.

    7.3 A condition que les Produits nous etant retournes soient intacts, nous vous rembourserons le prix paye pour les Produits retournes.

    Basically, as long as the products are intacts, they are reinbursed 10 business days after delivery. The main exception is software sold in a sealed package and returned unsealed.

    So, in France, Apple is more nice that the law (10 day instead of 7), no matter what the configuration is.

  74. Your rope, your hanging. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You purchased a machine and were unable to get it to work with your software modifications. So, you want to return it. Given the difficulty and complexity of the task you describe, I do not doubt for a second you knew very well that you were buying a customized with a no-BTO return policy. It is absolutely clear to me that you wanted to get out of the problem by means of a loophole.

    One thing about judges is that they are trained to smell bullshit, and I have to say your story reeks to high heaven. There is no way you were unaware of the policy or of the fact that you were in fact ordering a BTO machine.

    Sir, I hate to say it, but you are a fool.

    If your employer is reading this, he or she would be wise to fire you immediately. If you are your own employer, have mercy on your employees and hire someone else to do tech purchasing.

  75. Please. by Mikey-San · · Score: 1

    You spent a year "fighting Apple with Visa's help"--you know, as though Visa was some ally in a war or something--instead of sending the unit to Apple for repair after they told you that custom-configured units aren't eligible for returns? (Forgetting that it says this on the Apple Store site, anyway.)

    Honestly, man. A week or two, TOPS, and you would have had a brand-new display assembly (at the time you bought your PowerBook, Apple's LCD replacement policy was a minimum of three dead pixels or six dead sub-pixels, and I think it's at least similar today--I haven't had to check in a while).

    It's not like Apple won't service a unit after you buy it CTO or anything. They treat them just the same as stock units. This article summary, like so many others, is a bit FUDish and misleading, I'm afraid.

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    1. Re:Please. by kudsak · · Score: 1

      Of course I tried to send it in for service. I guess I didn't clearly articulate the extent of the problem in my previous post. Two dead pixels, and one is stuck displaying a nice white color, permanently. So of course I didn't fit the policy. My problem with this is that the policy is a closed policy. The consumer doesn't know about it until after a problem is found. Even then, Apple reps wouldn't let me know what numbers of dead/stuck qualified for repair. The only way you know is the interal memo that was leaked sometime this past year.

  76. Yeah, well you wait a month to get your machine. by xtal · · Score: 0

    I make my living with my computer.

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  77. Re:But it's Apple's contract defenition that count by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 1

    Again, they still honor their warranty, this is only relating to someone who buys the machine, then decides he doesn't want it within his '30-day return' and tries to send it back.

    And my car analogy was meaning a car with a factory-provided CD changer, but one that must be added separately. For example, my wife and I are planning on buying a Toyota Prius soon. It comes in one of 9 'packages'. A 6-disc CD changer is included in some packages, but not others. If we get a package without it, then have them add it, it's still being done by Toyota. But it is now 'custom'. To me, Apple's equivalent are the three 'main' configurations. 1.6, 2x1.8, and 2x2.0. If you want anything that's not one of those standard packages (including upgrading memory, or video card,) then it's custom.

    Toyota will take my Prius back within 7 days if I don't like it. *IF* I choose one of the 9 packages. If I choose a low-level package, then have them add the CD changer, they won't take it back. Yes, it's still under full warranty (just like a custom Mac,) but I can't just return it because I decide I don't like it.

    Again: CUSTOM COMPUTERS STILL HAVE FULL WARRANTY! (Sorry, lots of people seem to be missing this part.)

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  78. Back up a minute. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Why did you want to return the system? Was it faulty? Did it fail to meet the standards that it was advertised as matching? Was it not what you were told you were getting? Or did you simply change your mind?

    You don't get any sympathy from me until I hear a bit more about why you were trying to return the system, and why you ended up in small claims.

  79. heh... loozah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gets his ass kicked in court over something he should have known (rtfs - read the fscking site, bonehead) then he comes here to whine about it. Better call the whaaaaaaaambulance! It is kind of a harsh policy though. They could probably do better with something like a restocking fee if they have to take back something that is custom configured.

  80. The rules of evidence don't apply in Small Claims by grolaw · · Score: 2, Informative

    Get an attorney and seek a "trial de novo" in a "real" court. The Apple Co, cannot disclaim two of the implied warranties (fitness for an intended purpose and merchantability) for a certain period after purchase.

    MOVE NOW!

    Written on a 12" pBook

  81. It gets even worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I ran into that very issue. However, I did not order my computer from the website, I talked to a rep on the phone who neglected to tell me of this policy. The coup de gras is that the when I approached Apple, they claimed that since it was on their website, I was informed. Apple is an extreme case of excellent engineering thwarted by arrogant and worthless management.

    1. Re:It gets even worse by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      Off-topic, I know, but your use of French is funny. "Coup de gras" means a "blow of fat". I think (I hope!) you meant to say "coup de grace", a "graceful blow".

  82. Re:Yeah, well you wait a month to get your machine by denisonbigred · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If your entire living is dependant on your computer and you don't have at least 1 extra computer and all of your files backed up, then you are very very foolish indeed. You could easily and legitimatly write off an extra computer as a buisiness expense. Also, what took a month to be serviced for your computer? The one time I had a problem Apple paid to have my computer overnighted both ways and I had it back within 4 days (including sunday).

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  83. Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about the fact that they have a policy forbidding employees to:

    * Post any "pictures, information, or commentary" about Apple "products, services, or initiatives" on my website on my own time. That means even saying "I love the new Mac I just bought. It's so fast and pretty," or "Look at this funny picture of me typing on my iBook while crammed into a Japanese subway car," or "My mom has an old Blueberry iMac. Boy does she love that old computer," in my blog would be grounds for freaking termination.
    The sane policy Apple should have: Not allow employees to publish on their websites information, etc. about unreleased products. Also you can't post negative commentary about any Apple product/service/initiative in any way that can be linked to your identity or employment at the company.

    * Post anything on any "Mac-related websites." This, I'm assuming, probably covers apple.slashdot.org, meaning that I'm not allowed to be writing this very post.
    The sane policy Apple should have: Employees should be prohibited from (1) identifying themselves as an employee on said websites. (2) posting any information not publicly known outside the company. There should be nothing wrong with posting on MacNN or whatever to say "Hey, my PB 12" fan is on way too much. What's the name of that freeware app to fix that?" (3) Posting anything in threads about rumors.

    These are just a couple of the several ridiculous policies that I was informed of when I started at the company that turned me from a Mac fanboy and Apple apologist to a cynical Apple-hater. I'm only staying there because I need the money right now. Apple thinks it's the freaking Pentagon, and frankly, their paranoid lawyer-drafted policies are offensive, inconvenient, and unrealistic.

    > Employees are treated very well at Apple.

    Every large corporation treats its $100,000 a year employees well. I'm sure Apple does what you described in terms of vacation for its "real" employees in California headquarters. Of course, those of us in Retail part-time receive no cushy benefits to make up for the stupid rules like the ones above (which I understand apply to you too). I'm not asking for benefits (no part-time job offers benefits really) but just pointing out that it sucks a whole lot more when you have a part-time job that offers no advantages over working at Kroger or Wal-Mart but regulates your online activities as if you're working for the NSA. Something you should know is that no rank-and-file Retail employee knows anything even remotely secret. It's policy not to tell us anything. (This is as it should be.) We learn about new products the same way everyone else (i.e. the public) does. Never sooner. Bearing this in mind, it's pretty stupid to put such tight controls on information. This is like telling the guy who empties the White House dumpster that he's not allowed to ever post about the President on his website, or post anything on politics websites.

    If I worked for Corporate, I would still be a little bit annoyed by the tight info controls, but I would understand the justification much more since I'd actually know some classified things. I probably wouldn't complain though, because I'd be to busy counting my large wads of cash. So yes, the real issue here is that that company treats some segments of their employees poorly. Corporate is not one of those segments. With like 70 or so stores now, that's a significant group of employees being subjected to this. It's not as if there are just 12 of us out there, so apple should treat us well too.

  84. Okay. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where do I sign up? What do you do? As long as the word "poop" isn't part of your job title, and you're not a photographer for goatse, I'd probably be willing.

  85. Apple doesn't follow their own policies by SuperBanana · · Score: 1
    Why is it that people seem to think Apple's written policies simply do not apply to them?

    The problem is that even Apple thinks their policies don't apply to them.

    I had a friend who bought an iBook. 3-4 days after it arrived, the new iBooks were announced. Because she ordered it ground UPS, it took a while to get to her- almost a week, I believe. Now- pay close attention here- Apple's policy is that you have ten days from when you RECEIVED IT. Not when you ordered it. Fair, right?

    Would be, if they honored that. Instead, they told her she couldn't return it because "it was shipped to you over ten days ago". She read the policy right off the Apple Store website, and demanded to know why the policy on the site wasn't being followed. They eventually hung up on her.

    Sorry, but my experience over the years has been that their customer support/service is piss-poor. I actually got screamed at by one of their Customer Care Advocates, a department(which no longer exists) which was supposed to be a sort of "level 2" if you weren't happy with how you got treated. Why? Because after 2 repair attempts my brand-new(at the time) powerbook 1400 wasn't working properly. The only time I've ever been pleased with apple service was when I wasn't dealing with actual Apple employees. I once broke the bezel on my 8500, a few months after i bought it. I walked into an Apple dealer, asked if I could order a replacement. "Is it under warranty? Oh wait, you said 8500- they have to be under warranty. [click click click click] OK, come back in a few days, we'll have it". In college, when the 1400 lost a screen clutch cover, the resident apple-certified tech said "oh sure, I can get those", and a few days later he had a bag of 6; I got two for free.

    I think the next time I see one of those, I'll key it to demonstrate my contempt.

    To turn your quote back on yourself, "why is it that people think they're above the law and can damage other people's property in some lame-ass attempt at vigilantism?"

  86. Re:to all the morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, CompUSA will take it back. That's the point. Likewise, as people point out in this thread, many other server vendors will take a return, while charging a restocking fee. Restocking fees are fair. According to the OP, Apple won't take it back at all. That sucks. The OP didn't say it was an undisclosed policy. He just indicated that it sucked.

  87. Ebay it by Maskirovka · · Score: 1

    Look on the bright side- you have unreturnable APPLE kit.
    You should have no trouble getting most of your money back unloading it on Ebay.

  88. Not a troll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He never mentioned bricks or mortar. Perhaps he meant Apple's online store at store.apple.com, which is called, coincidentally, "The Apple Store."

  89. Re:Most important right: choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's offtopic, but Google has a define keyword. Try http://www.google.com/search?q=define:Caveat emptor

  90. APPLE TRIED TO SCREW ME TOO by sabinm · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I purchased a G5 through Apple last year at Christmas time. I customized it and all, blah blah blah. Because I had moved to a new state in the meantime, MBNA cancelled the order and had it shipped back to apple the day it was supposed to arrive It just suddenly appeared on the tracking information that the package was to be returned. After fighting wiht MBNA for about an hour, I finally decided to just let them win and sever my relationship with them. I'd just go and get a Mac in a couple of months instead of getting it on credit. The problem was NO ONE KNEW WHERE THE PACKAGE WAS. Not fedex, not MBNA, not Apple, and they refused to credit my account until they found out where it was. Nevermind that I wasn't the one who returned it, they were holding me liable for a product that I never received. Apple and MNBA were particularly nasty about it saying that they could do nothing. They kept claiming that they would not charge me for something that I never received, but when I asked them to credit my account, they were still adamant about not crediting it to my account. For a full month, NO ONE KNEW WHERE THE 3000 USD computer was. Apple still refused to credit my account even though they couldn't find the computer. MBNA was STILL CHARGING ME INTEREST telling me not to worry everything was all right. Needless to say I no longer want a G5 and I no longer want to do business with MBNA. I learned an important lesson that day. Even potentially loayal customers do not have a chance in this environment. I went back to building my own PC, where at least I have less risk of losing money and I control my own tech support. It may be more work, but I don't have to beg Corporations to be reasonable each time I have a legitimate grievance with them.

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    1. Re:APPLE TRIED TO SCREW ME TOO by nacturation · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Apple didn't screw you -- MBNA did. All Apple sees is that they shipped you a box which you agreed to pay for. Fedex is also partly to blame here -- if they don't know where it is, you could make an insurance claim as the package was likely insured for the full amount.

      Your story is somewhat suspicious too. How did MBNA cancel the order? Did they contact Fedex directly and, if so, how did they know what the tracking number was? MBNA doesn't have any authority to tell Fedex not to ship you something. Did MBNA contact Apple to get the shipping information? If so, then Apple should know about the request and this might also be a possible privacy violation since you didn't authorize Apple to hand out your information.

      Your story just doesn't sound right to me.

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    2. Re:APPLE TRIED TO SCREW ME TOO by sabinm · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It did happen just as I said it. Yes, apple does have responsibility. They were charging me for an item that they knew I never received. Yes, mnba did cancel the order as part of their fraud department. Yes it was as difficult to work with either of them. No, it was not fedex's fault. As far as I can tell, MBNA called Apple to tell them to stop the order without first verifying with me that it was a legit order. NEither of them contacted me by telephone ot confirm the order. I obviously don't know all the details. I don't know how they logisitcally did it. I'm not privy to their procedures. All I know is that MBNA initiated a return and then proceeded to charge me interest on something that they themselves returned to apple. All I know is that no one knew where the package was and that apple knew that it wasn't in my possession but still insisted on charging it to my account. The only one who can come out clean here (besides me I only ordered a product that was never sent to me) is fedex unless we've gotten to the point that we blame the messenger (or the delivery guy) for following orders. The order was on time and properly traced up to the point that MBNA caused the order to be returned. So does that clear it up for you?

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    3. Re:APPLE TRIED TO SCREW ME TOO by nacturation · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I guess so. Just sounds so unbelievable. If Fedex can't find the package, their insurance would kick in and Apple should get their money back (from a lost shipment) and credit your card for it. It still doesn't sound like it's Apple's fault because, from their standpoint, they shipped a box out to you and, until they get it back, they're right not to issue a refund.

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    4. Re:APPLE TRIED TO SCREW ME TOO by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Dispute the charge. It's illegal for a CC to charge interest on a disputed item.

  91. I don't think the request was unreasonable by amichalo · · Score: 1

    I *do* find the reasoning behind the return - if as clear as the writter makes it - to be reasonable.

    The POINT of a 10 day eval is to do just what the writer did - evaluate the unit, in this case the 3rd party software compatibility.

    I would agree that if there are "add-ons" available during the buying process, they should be noted as "customizations". To further the car analogy, usually "dealer installed options" and "manufacturer options" are differentiated on the window sticker (dealer options are often a smaller sticker to the right of the large dealer window sticker in my experiences).

    In either case, I am disappointed that Apple would refuse a return configured only with appel memory and apple hard drive options.

    I do love Apple, but i have found their sales and returns policies to be in need of improvement in my own personal experience.

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  92. Re:Yeah, well you wait a month to get your machine by falcon5768 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    funny I got my machine (a iBook with a complete motherboard and Hard Drive failure) back in 5 days... some month wait there.

    oh and BTW it had memory and a airport card added by me, if you look at their website your allowed to add these things, it even has a section for user installed parts. Custom orders are getting a superdrive in a computer that doesnt normally have it, in which case its very understandable why they wont take it back... what the hell are they going to do with it once it gets there, cant resell it as new, take too long to pull the superdrive out of it. A very fair policy IMHO

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  93. Dell, fujitsupc, etc... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Well, knowing my experience with Dell and Fujitsu, anything you change from what they offer on the website is considered custom.

    I bought my Dell a long time ago, but I remember fujitsu's. When I opped to have more memory installed, there was a disclaimer on the bottom stating that it's a custom configuration and that returns are not possible [cash return].

    Just think of it as some assembly line piecing the same ol stuff together [or several highly trained monkeys]. Once someone asks for something different, it'd have to go to a different person who knows what needs to be done.

    Easy example, go to one of Dell's offered PCs that go for a few hundred. Once you touch anything in the configuration menu, that price will jump up! Even if you switch it back to the original configuration!

  94. Problem by scruffyMark · · Score: 1
    Try to buy a PowerMac online without going through the "customization" page. Start at the Apple store, click on the G5 powermac, pick a model, you can't even buy it without going past that page.

    Nowhere on the page does it say "Warning: changing any of these drop-down lists from the default configuration constitutes ordering a custom-built computer, which you won't be able to return"

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  95. Apple has horrible customer support - accept it

    No.
    So far, I've had several problems with my Powerbook. First, I dropped it, causing the bottom part of the case to warp; they fixed it in the Apple store in 20 minutes even though it was pretty obvious it was not a manufacturing problem. Second, I dropped it again, (yes I know, I'm a klutz) this time bending the power adapter, making it difficult to get it to stay in the machine. Again, 20 minutes at the Apple store, and I had not only a new power adapter, but also an extension for it (for those who don't know, this usually involves buying a new $80 power adapter to get) just by asking "Hey, you think I could have an extension?". Again, this was pretty obviously my fault.
    I can't speak for their phone support, but their in-store support is among the best I've ever seen.

    Worse, IMHO, is that there is no way to get Apple to send you a machine in the interim while yours is getting fixed.
    Customer: "My Powerbook is broken."
    Apple: "OK, here's an iBook you can use while we fix it. Now send in your powerbook."
    *6 weeks later*
    Customer: "Whoops, forgot to send in the powerbook!"
    *6 months later*
    Customer: "Whoops, forgot to send in the powerbook!"
    Oh yes. Brilliant business plan.

    So I have to have a backup machine just for that eventuality.
    Get a friend to loan you a machine.

  96. That's Funny by danlor · · Score: 1

    I had absolutely no trouble returning my Belkin Tunecast for a new one. Mine was completely DOA. I was very worried that they would do exactly what you describe, but they did not.

  97. Dell Does something like this, only more nefarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    They respond to government bids with a price so low you can't refuse, lock you in to a year, or multi-year agreement and then a month later that special part number cheap system is 'discontinued' and you come back with a system where they make money.

  98. Nothing strange about that. by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

    The "life" of most portable devices is determined by how long the battery lasts. Apple just stated it the other way around... still means the same thing.

  99. Silly question by myg · · Score: 1
    Here's a silly question? Why on earth would you want to return it?

    Just kidding...

  100. Well then, it is better in Ireland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i get 27% off ...... you are correct in saying that it is 1 system a year. I can also get 17 % 3 systems for family and friends each year.

  101. Custom config. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The moment you changed the basic config, the computer became custom config, something that the customer (you) specified. What is so hard to understand here?

    Did you have problems with the computer? If not, I have to side with Apple on this one. If you have had a problem, and Apple had refused to deal with your problem, then Apple would have been wrong. Judging by the court's decision, probably Apple is right.

  102. IT's all PR, not law. by mindstrm · · Score: 2, Informative

    This was small claims court... not a big precedent.. and the result is not surprising.

    First.. before you state "Oh, everyone else takes them back!"... With the exception of certain types of items in certain states, like cars, homes, etc... the sale of a consumer item is automatically final unless stated otherwise. I'm not talking about implied warrantees or anything like that... obviously if the thing you bought was sold under false pretense, or misrepresented, or is just plain broken, the retailer must take it back.

    If, however, the device was sold properly, and functions as it was supposed to, the retailer is under no obligation to take it back. If I sell you something at the grocery store, I don't have to take a returned item just because you didn't open it.

    Now, as a matter of good customer service, most large vendors DO take unopened returns... the cost to them is minimal, and it generates goodwill...

    At issue here was whether apple's own policy was being violated. .. it's a valid question.

  103. Re:Most important right: choice by Councilor+Hart · · Score: 1

    It's more to protect the costumers against unwanted deals.
    Pushing, annoying door to door salesman or sales which turn out to be unfair to the costumer or things that don't do what were advertised to do. Or when you are "tricked" into buying things, you don't actually need.
    Having 7 days to return something or to cancel a deal is valid for every transaction. It's not something certain stores do and others don't. it's everyone, or should be everyone by law.
    Not everyone is an informed costumer. Or is as cunning not to be tricked.

  104. Cute! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If these aren't hallmarks of "stupid," I don't know what is.
    Arguing with idiots only makes you an idiot too. Also, giving overly long rants about why you dislike a particular group (pretty much just to cheese them off) isn't terribly indicative of social or mental maturity either. When the pot calls the kettle black, people laugh at both. You voluntarily put yourself in such a situation. That's really weird.
    1. Re:Cute! by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      You are right, I shouldn't have replied to that troll.

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  105. It's not LINUX! DUH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The thing that you have to realize when using OS X server, is NOT to fight the native tools. Don't use WebMin to reboot an XServe remotely, use Apple's server admin tool. Why? Because WebMin isn't designed to administer OS X Server machines, and Server Admin is.

    This is the biggest stumbling block that old-time UNIX weenies will have with Macs in the next few years. On the mac, DO NOT pop a terminal window and start editing the config files by hand unless you know what you're doing. I know that you like doing it that way on other UNIX/UNIX-like systems, but that's because the GUI admin tools for those systems are seriously lame, as a rule.

    Note that knowing how to do a similar operation on Solaris or Linux is NOT the same thing as knowing what you're doing on the Mac. If you insist on treating it like a generic UNIX box, you're just going to fuck it up.

  106. Re:Gold Service or Clue by quibbler · · Score: 3, Informative
    Yes. Apple has a (very) highline support service 'AppleCare Pro'. You get ahold of clueful people every call, much better treatment. On the other hand, the extended warranty you get aka 'AppleCare' also sometimes gets you more equal than equal treatment.

    Apple's support people are some of the best I've ever seen once you get past the 'warm body' level. Apple like everyone else is dealing with uncountable swarms of people who are unable to read dialog boxes.

    Frankly though, if you spend the time looking through Apple's knowledge base, don't find a fix and call them (and explain the steps you've performed) you'll move 'up the ladder' much more quickly.

  107. MBNA and Apple Partnership by djhanson · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    MBNA is the other side of my story.

    I appreciate the suggestions to get recourse through the credit card company. However, Apple does not offer credit card purchases for the Xserve. So, the same Apple web pages that I used to purchase the Xserve, also suggested that I apply for credit through MBNA to purchase the Xserve. So, I did. Unfortunately, for me, this "Apple Loan" from MBNA does not offer the same protections that a credit card purchase does.

    Just one more reason not to do business with either MBNA or Apple.

  108. RTFM by SnowDog74 · · Score: 1
    All things being equal, if you read and understood that Apple's "custom configuration" means anything other than the standard configuration, even if they install it themselves... then you complained because you refuse to acknowledge that you implictly accepted those terms upon purchasing the product... then the quandary isn't a moral one, it's a simple legal one... and the answer is... read the fine print next time.

    Whenever I am late on a credit card bill and I damned well know it, I don't waste time or energy trying to argue my way out of a late fee because I know I won't win. On the other hand, I've won a few small one-offs here and there from Apple and other companies... and I take them as they come, but I don't come to expect them. Why not? Because I accept responsibility for the agreements into which I enter.

    Next time, I would check to see if any Apple Care plans extend the warranty coverage to items you had them install. Note that the Apple Care coverage doesn't cover your own modifications performed by yourself... but it may very well cover modifications installed by Apple... presumably the coverage applies if the coverage purchased is for the MODIFIED package, and not the express or implied warranties associated with the separate components.

    The challenge here comes in the definition of a product. Say I have product A and product B... Product A has a warranty... Product B has a warranty. Now I put Product A and Product B... legally, neither manufacturer of A or B is required to provide a warranty of mercantability guaranteeing the functionality of the products put together, nor are they required to protect against damages incurred by the combining of the products.

    It is their right, however, to offer a service coverage for the combined product (Let's call it "AB".), apart from the legally-required warranties of mercantability. This is why there are extended warranties... partly... not just because they make extra money, but because a warranty of mercantability will only go as far as it's legally required to go... Logically...

    How many people drive below the speed limit, as opposed to at the speed limit? When you understand why everyone tends to push all the way to the speed limit, then you'll understand why companies don't offer free coverages that they aren't legally required to... and why should they?

    More legislation won't fix this, either. Why? When companies are forced to spend more on R&D and RMA processes to satisfy such legislation, they will do it... and pass the increased costs on to every consumer... whereas extended warranties or service plans allow the costs to pass on to only those customers who think they might benefit from it.

    Litigation also pours gasoline on the fire... the increased legal costs are passed on to the customer base, as well. So, next time you buy a product... read the fine print. If the company doesn't offer what you want... don't waste time complaining, go to a company that does.

    That type of consumer accountability is what forces companies to be more competitive in their offerings.