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Scotts Testing Genetically Modified Grass

Caseyscrib writes "There is an article on Yahoo! News that talks about how Scotts is testing a genetically modified version of creeping bentgrass, popular on golf course greens and fairways, that will be resistant to a common weed-killing chemical. Environmentalists have long opposed bioengineered crops of any kind, and fear that '...if it was to escape onto public land, we wouldn't know how to control it.' It is now in the final stages of approval."

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  1. Shock! Shock! Horror! Horror! by dolo666 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Scotts makes toilet paper, not grass. WTF??? I don't know if I want my grass messed with, guys. Maui Wowie made by a toilet paper company? What will they think of next? I hope they don't want me to wipe my ass with it...

    1. Re:Shock! Shock! Horror! Horror! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Scott makes towels. Scotts makes lawn products.

    2. Re:Shock! Shock! Horror! Horror! by rusty0101 · · Score: 3, Funny

      And here I thought Scotts made Wiskey...

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    3. Re:Shock! Shock! Horror! Horror! by dolo666 · · Score: 1

      Dammit, I'm confused because of the Maui Wowie.

    4. Re:Shock! Shock! Horror! Horror! by malus · · Score: 1, Funny

      and i thought Bayer only made aspirin, but apparently they make lawn products too.

      Does this mean i can start chewing grass to alleviate a headache?

    5. Re:Shock! Shock! Horror! Horror! by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, Kimberly-Clark makes paper products under the Scott brand since 1995.

    6. Re:Shock! Shock! Horror! Horror! by saunabad · · Score: 1

      No, they make whiskey.

      Actually, they make whisky.

  2. Well, I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    welcome our new genetically engineered creeping bentgrass overlords.

    1. Re:Well, I for one... by solarrhino · · Score: 1
      No, no, that kind of complaint isn't going to work. You should have said

      "Well, I for one... welcome our new overrated, boringly repetitive joke-making overlords - not!"

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    2. Re:Well, I for one... by HorrorIsland · · Score: 1

      Dude, I thought it was funny too. Note that the "complaint" in my post was in quotes. That was to indicate that I wasn't speaking as myself, but as someone else. I was just trying to help out the guy who *was* complaining.

      Posting AC with a whiny complaint is a waste of time. I was trying to suggest that, if he wanted to be heard on /., he need to complain ironically. Thus, the quoted text put his complaint in the same form that he was complaining about. That == ironic.

      Although, now that I think about it, there is *so* much irony on /. that maybe *irony* is what's really played out here. Maybe sincere whinyness is the new irony! Ooooh... everything around me is spinning, spinning...

      In any event, the pedant in me can't help point out that your final point, that your post was modded +4 for a while, isn't really a good argument that it wasn't overrated. I'm not saying that it was overrated, mind you, but if I were, having a high rating would actually help make my point (which, again, I don't believe - believe me).

      I trust that this clears everything up.

  3. How to control it... by nuclear305 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I can think of several ways of controlling such grass.

    1) Pour gas, light match
    2) Use barriers that most people already use to stop plant growth.
    3) Shovel.

    In all seriousness, sounds like those afraid of controlling it are just spreading FUD. If we can modify grass to resist weed killer, who says we can't also make it vulnerable to something environmentally friendly like cooking oil?

    1. Re: How to control it... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > In all seriousness, sounds like those afraid of controlling it are just spreading FUD.

      Don't fall for it, people! The grass has already taken over nuclear305!!!

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    2. Re:How to control it... by cdrudge · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Until an entire field is covered in it...then several...then a large township...etc. It's not a problem to kill a golf course green with a shovel or burning it, but are you going to do the same with fields and larger?

      Look up the history of Kudzu for an example of something that once was thought of a great idea, now everyone hates it.

    3. Re:How to control it... by pete6677 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I totally agree. It seems like most people who claim to oppose genetic modification of foods, plants, etc. are basing their views mostly on fears rather than any solid evidence. This is obvious by their use of terms like "Frankenfoods". I think that modified food products should be thoroughly tested before being released into the market to make sure there are no adverse effects, but people need to remember that plant modification is nothing new. Farmers have been cross breeding plants of different DNA strains for thousands of years in order to achieve desirable properties such as resistance to insects. Genetic engineering is for the most part a more precise way to do this.

    4. Re:How to control it... by KDan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      2) Use barriers that most people already use to stop plant growth.

      Yes, that's really worked with the rabbits in australia. Wonder how that's gonna work with plants whose seeds are carried by the wind? Hmm...

      Daniel

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    5. Re:How to control it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      4) Find dogs, get dogs to pee on grass.

      I'm with you on this one. The environmentalists seem to be just spreading FUD. Although the article doesn't say how the grass was modified. It's one thing if it was spliced with polar-bear genes, it's another if it was spliced with genes from an already-resistant plant. Without details, this just sounds like hype.

    6. Re:How to control it... by kwiqsilver · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Tell that to the people being overrun by kudzu.
      Burn it, it grows back. Salt the earth, it grows back. Spray herbicide, it grows faster! The only way to get rid of it is to dig up and destroy every single root.

    7. Re:How to control it... by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 4, Informative
      In all seriousness, sounds like those afraid of controlling it are just spreading FUD.

      Well, the real reason to be sceptical to Monsanto inserting genes that resist 2,4-TD (RoundUp, aka Agent Orange) is that it has a habit of spreading to closely related plants. In tests in Italy (more than ten years ago now) this gene successfully transferred from Rape to Wild Turnip, which is a mother of a weed to get rid of. There are several grasses that we wouldn't want to aquire this gene. (Google e.g. "wild turnip gene resistance")

      As a gene resisting herbicides is a very desirable gene to have (if you happen to be a weed), you can bet your sweet ass that's it's only a matter of time before you've created the mother of all weeds. And no, burning/barriers/diging won't fix the problem.

      In this case an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

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      Stefan Axelsson
    8. Re:How to control it... by timeOday · · Score: 2
      1) Pour gas, light match
      Geez, if it takes a scorched earth policy to kill it off, I'd rather not plant it in the first place.

      It's like one of those horror movies where they nuke a large city to ward off the invaders (and I warn you, in the movies it never, ever works.)

    9. Re:How to control it... by SEWilco · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, the horror!
      Entire towns covered with perfect grass!
      Golfers playing through neighborhoods!
      Geese in every front yard and in every pot!

    10. Re:How to control it... by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      If we can modify grass to resist weed killer, who says we can't also make it vulnerable to something environmentally friendly like cooking oil?

      You mean something like corn oil, which is produced by grass?

    11. Re:How to control it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Well, the real reason to be sceptical to Monsanto inserting genes that resist 2,4-TD (RoundUp, aka Agent Orange)

      Roundup is not Agent Orange. Anyone who is remotely familiar with the use of these two products should be able to figure out that their active ingredients are quite different.

      In tests in Italy (more than ten years ago now) this gene successfully transferred from Rape to Wild Turnip, which is a mother of a weed to get rid of. There are several grasses that we wouldn't want to aquire this gene. (Google e.g. "wild turnip gene resistance")

      Doesn't anyone find it a little odd that this this is supposed to have happened in some small-scale test done ten years ago --- and it hasn't been shown to have happened since, even though millions of acres of roundup-ready oilseed rape have been planted and harvested over the last several years?

    12. Re:How to control it... by rark · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, it's unfortunately not FUD. Sure, we *could* make it vunerable to cooking oil (well, I don't know that cooking oil is a good example, but we certainly could make it vunerable to other chemicals) but unless it's profitable, we won't.

      We can also make plants that don't produce viable seed, and we do so because it is profitable.

      However, we don't make plants that don't produce pollen. It's more profitable not to. If we did, companies couldn't sue people whose plants were accidently pollinated by GM plants for using GM technology without paying licensing fees.

      It's sort of like people being sued for including source code from other projects without paying fees (or otherwise violating license agreements)...if bits of source code just randomly wandered about and inserted themselves into other programs without human help.

      This is already happening with other crops, it's not a theoretical problem. I don't particularly see why this couldn't possibly happen with this grass, either.

      Legislation could help this, but doesn't stop the environmental problems. The issue isn't killing these plants (in which case your ideas would work pretty well) but in killing these plants without killing all the other plants around them.

    13. Re:How to control it... by nametaken · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm wondering, if I take my 6 iron back from the golf course and swing it my front yard... will grass stuck to it repopulate my front yard? How does grass migrate?

      As a side note:
      For my eagle project I did an invasive plant removal project in a prairie preserve. It's not easy work.

    14. Re:How to control it... by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      > Look up the history of Kudzu for an example
      > of something that once was thought of a great
      > idea, now everyone hates it.

      I hate it too -- it makes my RedHat boxes boot way too slowly. So I modified the rc?.d script so that it doesn't actually probe for any new devices unless /reconfigure exists.

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    15. Re:How to control it... by Overzeetop · · Score: 4, Funny

      Let college students play golf on it. That's the fastest way I know to tear up golf course fairways...

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    16. Re:How to control it... by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1
      Doesn't anyone find it a little odd that this this is supposed to have happened in some small-scale test done ten years ago --- and it hasn't been shown to have happened since, even though millions of acres of roundup-ready oilseed rape have been planted and harvested over the last several years?

      It has happened, several times. Do the Google. If your objection really was we haven't seen a problem yet, it's because you have to give it time. The hybridisation rate isn't that great. Look at any problematic species, such the jelly fish that migrated from the Red Sea to the Mediteranean, it took 30-40 years for that to have established itself to be a problem.

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    17. Re:How to control it... by TitaniumFox · · Score: 4, Informative

      You can be mindful of what corporations are currently doing, but your complete lack of background knowledge makes your beliefs dangerous.

      Monsanto didn't insert a gene that resists glyphosate (RoundUp), because their plant is a loss-of-function mutant. They did it through insertional mutation, using either forward (sequence not known) or reverse (sequence known) genetics methods. They isolated a mutant that was resistant to glyphosate and clapped their hands and cheered.

      RoundUp Ready beans have a mutation in the gene, making the resulting enzyme product non-active. In other words, they changed that part of the enzyme to be a NOP, halting the metabolism of glyphosate into something that is lethal to the plant.

      Agent Orange has nothing to do with RoundUp, and others have addressed that.

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    18. Re:How to control it... by Jim+Starx · · Score: 1

      Oh the horror.... I can see it now... a "Beware of Grass" sign on every lawn....

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    19. Re:How to control it... by DoWeHaftTo · · Score: 1

      Bit of faulty thinking there - just because the methods to produce something are well researched and time proven doesn't say anything about the end products. More intelligent rats anyone? We used safe techniques!

      : Premature optimization - that other thing over-excited engineers are premature about. - tb

    20. Re:How to control it... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      I like the idea of frankenfoods. Where can I buy some? This is just the thing to make we want to go in the grocery store, and I can't help but think that they are missing a opportunity here.

      It's almost as bad as the lack of a McMadCow burger...

    21. Re:How to control it... by natrius · · Score: 1

      Comparisons between genetic engineering and selective breeding are just false. One is manipulating a natural process while the other is inserting foreign DNA into a plant. How can we be sure of the consequences of doing this when we don't even fully understand cellular processes? Contrary to popular Slashdot belief, there are very real reasons to be cautious as we develop genetically modified organisms. For more information about how GMO's work and why we should slow down, read through this paper and some of there references it uses.

    22. Re:How to control it... by Whyte · · Score: 1

      That's exactly how nature usually protects diversity. Massive range and forest fires.

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    23. Re:How to control it... by tgibbs · · Score: 2, Informative

      Comparisons between genetic engineering and selective breeding are just false. One is manipulating a natural process while the other is inserting foreign DNA into a plant.

      Actually, there are numerous natural processes that can insert foreign DNA into an organism. Many viruses do this. The notion that "natural" is somehow safer has no rational or scientific basis. The effect of a gene, whether generated by natural or artificial mutagenesis or by transgenic modification is determined by what proteins it codes for and what those proteins do. The rational approach is to look at the function of genes instead of obsessing about their origin.

    24. Re:How to control it... by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      It's still a really stupid trait to introduce into the wild.

      What if this gene spreads? We might have to give up using herbicides! What a catastrophe! It will be like the old days before herbicides, when people were trapped in their houses because the grass was too high!!!

    25. Re:How to control it... by DrKayBee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One other thing to consider is how this grass fits in within the existing ecosystem. The trouble is not so much as it will grow out of control (although there is a mechanism by which it could) but that what happens to the critters that feed on that grass. How are they affected by the weed-killer resistance? One of the arguments regarding "Frankenfoods" and with other GMO in general is that they may induce immunity / susceptibiility to something that was oringinally absent in nature. Those effects are less predictable.

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    26. Re:How to control it... by dustmite · · Score: 1

      It seems like most people who claim to oppose genetic modification of foods, plants, etc. are basing their views mostly on fears rather than any solid evidence

      That doesn't meant that there aren't valid reasons to be extremely cautious with these powerful new largely untested techniques.

      The fact that many stupid people are paranoid and use terms like "Frankenfoods" doesn't mean there aren't dangers. Can't you separate the 'stupid people' from the facts? "Oh but look, these guys are against and they're stupid nutters, therefore there is no reason to be against it". Come on.

    27. Re:How to control it... by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1
      What if this gene spreads? We might have to give up using herbicides! What a catastrophe! It will be like the old days before herbicides, when people were trapped in their houses because the grass was too high!!!

      You mean before we (in the west) could produce more food than we knew what to do with?

      Look, if the old more benign (if you can use that term) pesticides stop working, we'll resort to using new and improved pesticides (or old an all too known ones), that'll wreak even more havoc than the ones we use now. As an example, here in Sweden (as a result of EU) we've had to accept Paraquat again. A toxin that we banned decades ago. And that shows up in the ground water. And that's nasty.

      Noone's particularly worried that the golf courses of Scotland will somehow overrun the forrests of Sweden.

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    28. Re:How to control it... by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1
      The trait is already in the wild, through "natural" means, so such action wouldn't actually be "introducing" anything. Just as with antibiotics, you have to be choosy and vary your strategy with herbicides.

      Exactly. Which is why one should be sceptic to the wholesale use of RoundUp in the first place. It's action is too similar to the common antibiotics, i.e. it's relatively easy to develop a resistance to it.

      So, as with antibiotics you want to limit the oportunity of the oposition to develop the trait. As in limit its exposure to it.

      And hence, in what will probably not be the final formulation (I've never seen so many nit pickers; you're worse than my PhD committee): It's still a really stupid traid (for want of a better word) to introduce on such a broad scale into the wild.

      After all, all bacteria will eventually develop a resistance to all antibiotics known today. That doesn't make antibiotics any less useful until they do. Same here. It could be argued that RoundUp and the genes that make plants resistant to it are too important to leave in the hands of the likes of Monsanto.

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    29. Re:How to control it... by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      You mean before we (in the west) could produce more food than we knew what to do with? Look, if the old more benign (if you can use that term) pesticides stop working, we'll resort to using new and improved pesticides (or old an all too known ones), that'll wreak even more havoc than the ones we use now.

      A herbicide is different from a pesticide. Even if all of the herbicides stop working, we aren't going to starve; we'll just have to use other methods of reducing weed growth--such as weeding or mulching.

    30. Re:How to control it... by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1
      A herbicide is different from a pesticide. Even if all of the herbicides stop working, we aren't going to starve; we'll just have to use other methods of reducing weed growth--such as weeding or mulching.

      You do the weeding then.

      Farmers in Sweden are currently having a problem with Wild Oat (Avena Fatua), to the point where there's actually a law in place that you have to pull all plants by the root and burn them. And you're not allowed to do anything that might risk increasing the spread.

      For obvious reasons this isn't working as there isn't enough hands available to even contenplate such an undertaking, but with the addition of your labour I'm sure the problem will soon be over.

      The only difference between unwanted plantlife and animal life, is that the latter usually spreads more rapidly, but even that's not a given.

      And that's even ignoring the main problem, which isn't the agricultural product as such, but the damage done to the environment (from the sea floor to ground water) to produce it. That's enough to put you off cotton and bananas in and of itself.

      The mismanagement of areable land between the Eufrat and the Tigris quite some time ago now, didn't bring about the end of mankind, but it did put quite an effective stop to their 'civilisation' as such.

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    31. Re:How to control it... by jmccay · · Score: 1

      Have you every seen the effects of a foriegn plant introduced into an ecosystem where it wasn't properly tended? I have I remember seeing highways in Tennessee that were completely covered in a form of vine that was killing a lot of the plants. Granted that was the early 90s, but it wasn't pretty. I remember someone hearing that the vine was introduced to the area from somewhere else.
      Add to this a frankinstein breed of plant, and what do you get? Trouble. Anybody remember the /. story about a Canadian company that sued someone because some of their genetically altered seeds dropped off of a truck and took root in the yard. This could lead to big trouble, and it could ruin some old lines of crops that have been farmed by several generations the old fashioned way!

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    32. Re:How to control it... by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      Well Myxomatosis worked quite well and guess what! It was geneticaly modified!

    33. Re:How to control it... by newhoggy · · Score: 1
      You are right, in the sense that genetic engineering is just a high tech equivalent of cross breeding. It's just that genetic engineering can be faster and make modifications that are normally not possible with other means. On the other hand, they are more expensive, less understood and takes away control of genetic stock away from farmers and into the hands of scientists and engineers that are often far removed from the realities of farm life.

      Personally, I don't believe there is anything wrong with genetic engineering per se. What is more disturbing is the pattern of behaviour by genetic engineering firms.

      • Genetic engineering for the purpose of encouraging the use of pesticides, is not my idea of being environmentally responsible.
      • Patenting genes and "genetic trash" that have already existed before humanity isn't scientifically responsible.
      • Genetically engineering strains of grain, patenting it and then blaming farmers for taking advantage of their intellectual property when all that happened is the natural process of crop contamination would be totally unacceptable.
      • Having a monoculture crops all over the world because plants were designed with terminator genes is even worse. Such crops produce sterile seed which cannot be sowed in the next season and therefore farmers need to purchase seeds from a genetic engineering firm each and every season - encouraging the development of monopoly control over agriculture. Furthermore, a single disease could spread through monoculture cropse like wildfire and cause all sorts of hardship.

      No. My problem with genetic engineering is not the genetic engineering at all. It is the broken system of governance that we have and the profit bent people who control the technology. Until these problems are fixed genetic engineering will get no support from me.

    34. Re:How to control it... by I(rispee_I(reme · · Score: 1

      If you ever tell anyone that you saw anything other than the planet Venus last night... you're a dead man.

    35. Re:How to control it... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, you might jest but what happens when this seed is blown over agricultural land? How will a farmer kill off this weed (weed being what you call any unwanted plant growth) without killing his crop?

      Even if the GM grass can be killed with a specific pesticide that only kills off that variety of GM grass that's not a practical solution: what are you going to do about all the other GM varieties that exist: spray once for each specific variety? How does a farmer easily tell which variety has spread onto his land in the first place?

      And what about organic farmers who livelyhoods depend on the use of no artificial chemicals whatsoever? GM infestation can destroy their businesses faster than you can imagine.

      These and other concerns haven't been properly addressed by Monsanto, etc in their rush to make a profit at any cost.

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    36. Re:How to control it... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I don't have anything against GM foods, or against GM in general. However, I do have a problem with a product which could potentially kudzu (new verb :) surrounding ecosystems. The defense that "golf greens are kept mowed too short to flower" is fine so long as the mowing process is perfect (which it usually isn't around the edges) and the golf course doesn't go out of business (there's one just down the road from me that went tits-up a few years ago, and whatever was growing there at the time was left on its own). IOW, that's not a reliable defense at all!!

      I live in an area where native vegetation is often overwhelmed by non-native, invasive species. One local example is filaree (aka "stork's bill") which has become the dominant species over large stretches of the SoCal desert. Neither 2,4-D nor Roundup kills the nasty stuff. Makes a person very aware of the danger of a potentially-invasive plant that there's no good way to exterminate once it gets established.

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    37. Re:How to control it... by tooth · · Score: 1
      or prickly pear in Australia from 1900 to 1930.

      Australia has a long history of introduced species causing damage. The most obvious to people living in sydney at the moment is the Indian Mynah, after humans themselves ;-)

    38. Re:How to control it... by Punchcardz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh no!

      Golf course grass has been in danger of escaping into the natural world for many many years now! It has been straining at the borders of the course waiting to devour the natual environment. The only thing that has prevented this is the ever vigilant application of Roundup.

      Oh wait. This isn't the case at all.

    39. Re:How to control it... by rark · · Score: 1

      Interesting, must look that up.

      Now, if we could set up so that every GM plant didn't produce pollen (or even just the ones that we don't grow undercover -- during R&D phases where the plants are always in controlled lab conditions it's not really a concern, it's when it's released into the wild -- or at least into open fields) we would be dealing very nicely both with a fair chunk of the environmental problems and the legal problems.

      It doesn't entirely solve the environmental problems -- issues like greater use of herbicides sitll exist. But it would help immensely.

      At some point in the future, if we happen to have a GM plant that is both truly useful, is known safe for people and the environment and that the company who owns it is willing to 'give it away for free' (not necessarily the first gen seeds, but subsquescent generations as those plants produce seeds) pollen production could be reintroduced.

      This is downright logical. I doubt it will happen.

    40. Re:How to control it... by JimC93SW2 · · Score: 1

      Last Summer I went for a walk at a nature center near where I live and was shocked that the entire place was covered with a dense carpet of an ornamental bamboo about 6-8" high. This was something which had escaped from somebody's lawn and it had crowded out everything but the trees. Really spooky! The nature center was already struggling against those vines which suffocate all the trees, now they are spending tons of money that would have gone for educational programs on eradicating this new pest. Non-native species have caused lots of problems in the past (lack of biodiversity, crowding out the habitat for birds and animals, etc.). I used to think that the folks who were complaining about Genetically Modified foods were alarmists, but now I wonder about one of these projects getting out of control. (I shudder to think what would be left of the nature center if that bamboo was one of the varieties that grows 20' tall in a year?) Stuff like resistance to disease can also go haywire. What if most of the corn or wheat in the US was replaced by some GM type that later turned out to be susceptible to some kind of blight (many of my ancestors came to America because of the potato Famine!)?

  4. how do you test grass? by badriram · · Score: 4, Funny

    What do you do, lie on to for a while, and seee if tries to swallow you

  5. controlling grass on public land by enkafan · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the environmentalists could buy a "lawn mower" to control the grass that gets out on public land. But I still fail to see the concern. Are they using weed killer to control it now? That seems a little, uh, antienvironmentalist.

  6. The horror! by yotto · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh no! How are we going to stop the smooth, soft, vibrant grass that they use on golf courses from overtaking our lawns!?
    Please. I beg you. Dump some of this on my lawn.

    1. Re: The horror! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > smooth, soft, vibrant grass

      Unusual fetish you've got there, buddy.

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    2. Re:The horror! by Ralconte · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...tasty flamebait. OK I bit. Perhaps we'd like the smooth vibrant grass not to grow in a "natural" area. Not a problem for yards and parks. But it would be for a wooded area where people (like myself) go hiking, to see plants that aren't store bought, carefully planted in straight rows, and meticulosly trimmed. It has always been a problem, for people who study plants in recently untouched area, like the Appalachian Trail, New Jersy Pine Barrens, etc. A common invasive species in many areas is Kentucky bluegrass, and thats not what it was originally. But hey, soon, after every last tree is cut and every last scrub is pulled out, your lawn will already be planted. Ready with a prime grass substrate for a practice putt range, some frisbie football, or a toddler swingset. The only real purpose for the outdoors anyway.

    3. Re:The horror! by mAineAc · · Score: 1

      More like what about the animals that are eating it? Insects that are now intolerant to pesticides and now spread new diseaes that are now genetically modified because of the modifications in the first link in the chain. Don't say it can't happen because it does and has. Some of these are probably not related to genetic egineering but who is to say some are not.

    4. Re:The horror! by nizo · · Score: 1

      I wish instead of engineering this grass, they would instead engineer people to stop trying to grow lawns in places like this. What is wrong with a naturally landscaped yard that doesn't waste tons of water and pour tons of chemicals into the environment? Then again, if the grass takes over like the green fuzz that came out of the meteorite in Creep Show, it might be worth it.

    5. Re:The horror! by juhaz · · Score: 1

      More like what about the animals that are eating it?

      Yeah, what about animals eating a herbicide (plant poison) resistant grass? Well, nothing at all.

      Insects that are now intolerant to pesticides

      Yes, some insects are not resistant to pesticides, no, they didn't pick up any resistance genes from plants they were eating, they adapted to survive, it's called evolution.

      and now spread new diseaes that are now genetically modified because of the modifications in the first link in the chain.

      Huh?

      Don't say it can't happen because it does and has. Some of these are probably not related to genetic egineering but who is to say some are not.

      Nice circular logic. New diseases (bacteria and viruses mutate fast, new diseases are continually emerging) -> who's to say they aren't related to genetic engineering?!?! -> pass it as a fact, "don't say it can't happen because it does".

  7. Cool by Grant29 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm all for getting a grass strain that will also work in my yard. I'd perfer a short grass that didn't need much mowing and also have weed prevention. That seems like it would be a hot seller, but then again Scotts also sells seed, fertilizers, weed products, etc. I have a feeling that they wouldn't want it to be availiable to the common man. If they did, they'd probably charge an arm and a leg for it.

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    1. Re:Cool by enkafan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you'd still need to buy fertilizer and weed killer, it's just that the grass would be immune to the weed killer.

      So Scott's can keep selling their ferilizer, and push their weed killer even harder "which has been tested and approved for Scott's mutant grass (tm)" to the average person.

    2. Re:Cool by stecoop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      they'd probably charge an arm and a leg for it

      If the cost was too prohibitive for the common man than there might be market to grow and sell the seeds in the third tier market. I wonder how long it would take for RIAA to beat down your door?

    3. Re:Cool by mAineAc · · Score: 1

      There are already short grassees it's called crab grass

    4. Re:Cool by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      What I want is a grass that's immune to dog pee. Our dog is great... but one of the things he's great at is delivering huge quantities of grasskiller to our back yard several times per day.

      On the other hand, if you have a problem with ubergrass, just get a dog. Healthy, friendly, and maybe just a little too good at keeping your lawn in check.

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  8. ready to go? by alchemistkevin · · Score: 1

    Gina Ramos, in my view, is entirely correct in pointing out the obvious cons of the entire exercie and as numerous polls seem to suggest that she is certainly backed by most people than the Scotts and not to forget... "Tiger Woods hates this stuff," Harriman says.

    1. Re:ready to go? by Bobulusman · · Score: 2, Informative
      That quote is out of context. Harriman is talking about the weeds that prevent normal golfcourse creeping bentgrass from growing evenly:
      But, as Harriman points out, kneeling to stroke a patch adjoining the bentgrass test site, the silky smoothness can get interrupted by a coarse weed -- a yellow grass that grows vertically in bunches, like an artichoke. On a putting green that acts as a speed bump, deflecting the ball and frustrating even the most talented golfer. "Tiger Woods hates this stuff," Harriman says.
      Honestly, it shouldn't be much of a problem with spreading:
      Harriman, Scotts' chief research scientist, counters that numerous studies by the company indicate the grass is unlikely to spread. The grass seeds are dispersed by flowering blossoms -- but the closely shorn turf on a golf course is never allowed to grow tall enough to flower.
      The only thing left is testing to be completely sure. No big deal, just a bunch of FUD from people who don't know how this stuff works.
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    2. Re:ready to go? by Theatetus · · Score: 1
      Harriman, Scotts' chief research scientist, counters that numerous studies by the company indicate the grass is unlikely to spread.

      Hmmmm... sort of like those Monsanto studies that wrongly claimed their corn couldn't spread?

      Don't trust corporately-funded "science"

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    3. Re:ready to go? by I+confirm+I'm+not+a · · Score: 1

      Strongly agree, and additionally I can see how a golf-course could easily allow Scotts' grass to spread: by going bankrupt. Britain, and I would imagine the USA and elsewhere, is full of disfiguring former industrial sites. I have no hope that a golf-club's first thought on realising bankruptcy would be "better dig up the greens - mustn't let our GMO grass contaminate the wider environment."

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    4. Re:ready to go? by r00zky · · Score: 1

      Honestly, it shouldn't be much of a problem with spreading:
      (...) - but the closely shorn turf on a golf course is never allowed to grow tall enough to flower.


      So, if the golf-course gets closed somehow and no maintenance is done then there is no safeguard to prevent grass from spreading?

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  9. Re:Just because we can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Yes.

    This is not an insightful comment in the slightest. By this reasoning, man would have never left the caves, developed agriculture, or gone into space. Apparently some slashdotters love cool computer technology, but hate other technology.

  10. It's not copy-protected? by Animats · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I'm suprised this stuff isn't copy-protected, using either hybridization or the "terminator gene". Then you'd have to buy new grass seed every year.

    If this stuff spreads off the golf course, does the maker come after you for a patent violation?

    1. Re:It's not copy-protected? by dattaway · · Score: 2, Funny

      If this stuff spreads off the golf course, does the maker come after you for a patent violation?

      They are copying SCO's business plan: give it away freely and then claim IP rights on it later.

    2. Re:It's not copy-protected? by SkunkPussy · · Score: 2, Informative

      > I'm suprised this stuff isn't copy-protected

      Never a truer word said in jest: the genome is most likely patented, so if you grow this (even accidentally, e.g. wind pollenation) you can be sued by monsanto.

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    3. Re:It's not copy-protected? by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      From the article:

      Representatives of Monsanto Canada received reports from nearby farmers in 1998 that they believed Schmeiser was using Roundup Ready canola without an agreement.

      More fools, they. Those farmers will probably be next in the Lawsuit Lineup... and something that surprises me; technically those PI's (or whomever) doing Monsanto's work were engaging in trespassing and theft of crops - but they weren't charged.

      Ok, guess it doesn't really surprise me, just disgusts me.

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  11. In Summary... by utahjazz · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...testing a genetically modified ... creeping ... resistant to killing ... fear that ... if it was to escape ... we wouldn't know how to control it

    Shouldn't this be in the games section?

    1. Re:In Summary... by BabyDave · · Score: 2, Informative
    2. Re:In Summary... by Have+Blue · · Score: 2, Funny
      • The Stems
      • Max Pine
      • Deergrass Hunter
      • Ginseng: Citizen Kabuto
      • Resident Weevil
      • Ninja Garden
      ...OK, I'll stop.
  12. And it is perhaps missing the point by RonVNX · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not to trivialize the issue of bioengineered crops, but to focus on it misses what's probably the more important point... this particular "crop" is designed to allow even more use of toxic chemicals that are poisoning the water supply. It's a big step in the wrong direction. If they're going to bioengineer grass, it should be with the purpose of reducing the need for chemicals in mind.

    1. Re:And it is perhaps missing the point by crow · · Score: 1

      Exactly!

      Unfortunately, this seems to be the trend in genetically-modified plants right now--make them resistant to herbicides so that you can use more of them to kill off the unwanted plants.

      What I'm not hearing much about are the genetically-modified plants that are resistant to insects, reducing or eliminating the need for pesticides.

      Is the press just focusing on the more controversial modifications, or is that really what the industry is focusing on?

    2. Re:And it is perhaps missing the point by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      So you're suggesting Scotts should produce a type of grass that will make it easier for their customers to buy less of their chemicals and other lawn care products?

      Let's see. Why would they possibly think that wasn't such a good idea....

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    3. Re:And it is perhaps missing the point by prairiedawg · · Score: 1

      You really should take a look at the relative toxicity of these herbicides before screaming that the sky is falling.

      Roundup (glyphosate) is much less toxic than most of the other compounds people expose themselves to... certainly less than 2,4-D which is what most people use to kill weeds in their lawn.

    4. Re:And it is perhaps missing the point by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Plants have been bred for insect resistance for a long time. One tricky bit, of course, is to make them poisonous to insects but not humans.

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    5. Re:And it is perhaps missing the point by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Consider that 50 years ago a common vegetation killer was lead arsenate.

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    6. Re:And it is perhaps missing the point by rmayes100 · · Score: 1

      Actually most new strains of commercial grass seed are much more resistant to insects and disease than before. With most modern bred turf grasses there's almost no need to use insecticides unless the grass is already in bad shape. Weeds are another problem though.

  13. corporations need standards by mattkime · · Score: 3, Insightful

    i really wish that corporations had standards to meet for producing genetically modified organisms. most people think that genetic engineering is inherently destructive and this simply isn't true. genetic engineering done responsibly could be a wonderful boon to our society. people also forget how destructive we've been without it - simply introducing organisms to new environments has caused terrible problems. unfortunately a few irresponsible corporations could give the whole technology a bad name.

    (of course, i think we'll get over this in the next couple decades)

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    1. Re:corporations need standards by Roofles+the+Clown · · Score: 1

      I think much more needs to be done than for corporations to set a few standards. Genetic engineering can be the greatest thing mankind has been able to do since creating fire, but it can also be the most horrible discovery since we learned how to create nuclear weapons. There is more to genetic engineering than just science. There are many religious implications as well. I'm not a religious person myself, but I feel that tampering with something that should be left alone is horrible. I agree that engineering food to increase yields that would be able to feed millions of starving children is a good thing. But look at what we are doing, seriously. Instead of using genetic engineering to help people and improve the quality of life... we are making supergrass to keep golf courses green! Oh the wonders of science! With such loose ethics, why not make children smarter before they are born? If we go that far, why not then give parents the right to choose who their children will be before they are concieved? This is very very wrong, and this is what will happen unless congress takes immediate action to fully regulate and restrict this dangerous industry.

    2. Re:corporations need standards by NineNine · · Score: 1

      With such loose ethics, why not make children smarter before they are born? If we go that far, why not then give parents the right to choose who their children will be before they are concieved? This is very very wrong, and this is what will happen unless congress takes immediate action to fully regulate and restrict this dangerous industry.


      Keep your fucking religion/idealism out of my government. I happen to think both of those things are great ideas. As long as you're not being impacted by it, fuck off. The last thing we need is more wackos imposing their own, fucked-up morality on others. We have enough of that already in the US.

    3. Re:corporations need standards by Roofles+the+Clown · · Score: 1

      Oh, and the people whom are against nuclear weapons are bad too? I mean, since I'm not irradiated, I have no right to complain about that either? Wrong. While a little off, this example fits well into this arguement. It represents the same things. The fact is that genetic engineering is affecting hundreds of millions of people. If I go to the store to by corn, I am probably buying genetically modified corn. So tell me again that I'm not being impacted by this. Genetic engineering has such *far reaching* dangers and unknowns, it is terrifying to know that we are toying around with it and beginning to use it in everyday life. This goes *beyond* religion. I has as much to do with basic logic and reason as it has to do with religion. Are you even aware of the number od *scientists* who are against this? I'd guess not.

    4. Re:corporations need standards by NineNine · · Score: 1

      You absolutely are buying genetically engineered corn. Every thing you buy in the grocery store has been genetically modified either through selective breeding, or physical gene manipulation. Genetic engineering has allowed cultures to thrive and grow for many thousands of years. We're where we are today because of genetic enginnering. Period. There's no way around that. Can you name a single harmful effect that genetic engineering has had on you? How about the thousands of ways you benefit (ie: cheap & abudant food, affordable building materials, medicine, affordable clothing)? Nuclear weapons have been shown to be able to instantly kill hundreds of thousands of people in an instant. It could happen again. How many people have been slaughtered by corn or apples or wood or medicine or a cotton t-shirt?

    5. Re:corporations need standards by Roofles+the+Clown · · Score: 1

      I'd be more than happy to name the adverse effects that genetic engineering have had on my health... but wait, there has been little research to find out *what* it might do to me.

    6. Re:corporations need standards by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      Oh the wonders of science! With such loose ethics, why not make children smarter before they are born?

      Most of your rant, while well meaning to you, is still a rant. I'm personally ambivalent about this new grass. On the one hand, I'd love to have something that would crowd out the moss that tends to overtake everything in this neighborhood. OTOH, it will spread because somewhere, someplace, it will bloom and infect someplace thats not tended. And then you have first a local pandemic like kudzu, and eventually a planetary problem.

      But back to the quoted line above about smart kids. Thats not at all hard according to some experiments made, most in russia IIRC, about 10-20 years ago where they put the mother into a hyperbaric chamber during her last trimester, and ran the partial pressure of the chambers oxygen up by 2x or a bit more.

      The children born were then tested as they matured, and many of them were doing the IQ tests at 150 and above by the time they were school age.

      However, it appears that the 'breakup' of the USSR has probably ended the funding for such work as there haven't been any stories in the scientific magazines about this work in several years.

      But its an interesting concept nontheless.

      Cheers, Gene

    7. Re:corporations need standards by mattkime · · Score: 1

      why not make children smarter before they are born



      its not going to start there. its going to start with protecting people from disease. thats something any religion is going to have a hard time saying is wrong. sure, at some point down the road will be making choices based on vanity but plastic surgery allows that already. and plenty of people opt out of it.

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  14. This is sick. by Roofles+the+Clown · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We already know what havoc creatures can create if they are moved from their original home and place in a new environment. Yet we are willing to create new species and set them loose into the world without so much as a concern for what the impact on the environment might be? Once that grass spreads beyond the golf courses and invades the yards of peoples' homes, how are they supposed to kill it without killing their own grass. We are so quick to pass judgement on genetically engineering animals, but when it comes to plants (which can cause just as much damage to the environment, if not MORE) we are willing to modify them in any way possible and place them out into the world? It's sick. Any form of genetic engineering should be banned until more is known about it's effects and the ethics of it can be worked out.

    1. Re:This is sick. by NineNine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're absolutely right. And to support your claim, I suggest that you stop eating or using any product containing any kind of corn product, since what we call "corn" was created just in the last few hundred years.... and look at the damage it's done to society!!!

      Oh yeah, eggplants, too. And most roses. Pretty much all produce you buy at grocery stores.

      Good luck!

    2. Re:This is sick. by DustMagnet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not as worried about the "environment" here. There's not enough weed killing in the wild to give this GM an advantage. It's the farmers that should fear this grass. Most grasses spread and are very persistent weeds. If I was a soybean farming using GM soybeans, I'd be pretty angry about the creation of this grass. What's next? Kudzu?

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    3. Re:This is sick. by Okind · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Any form of genetic engineering should be banned until more is known about it's effects and the ethics of it can be worked out.

      How can we learn more about its effects if it is banned? We can't. At the very least restrict your ban to comercial purposes.

      Besides, we've been doing this stuff for centuries (cross-breeding anyone?). Only we used to just introduce many new variaties all the time (as part of the development process). Now, we have reduced that to just a few. The end result of this technology is less danger to our environment.

      The only thing that is really different/worrysome is the ever increasing attitude among (mostly American IMHO) businesses to do anything for profit. Even failing to prevent or causing disaster to our environment. The stance of the USA with the Kyoto treaty only encourages this behaviour.

      But it is this attitude - not genetic engeneering - that is dangerous. Because it is this attitude that causes people to decide to release dangerous variants into the wild.

      The real path towards a solution is therefore not a ban, but education and punishment of wrongdoers. Just as we do with baseball bats, kitchen knives, etc.: we teach our children that murder is bad, and punish those that use a baseball bat for murder.

    4. Re:This is sick. by NineNine · · Score: 1

      I also encourage you to prosecute what's left of the Native American population, since those evil bastards have been using genetic engineering for thousands of years.

      Sick fucks.

    5. Re:This is sick. by osgeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, BS. This isn't "sick". It's just another step in the continuing path of man's near-inevitable destiny to completely control the physical world.

      We're going to genetically modify many species now that we know how. Eventually, we're going to genetically modify ourselves to make "human beings" smarter, stronger, more fuel efficient, whatever.

      Sure, we should take some care to avert disaster -- but if we're going to experiment, it might as well be with grass and other simple life forms that are unlikely to harm us.

      Get your head out of the sand. As the other poster basically pointed out, your whole modern western life is made possible because of mankind's messing with agriculture. Don't be such a Chicken Little now.

    6. Re:This is sick. by Roofles+the+Clown · · Score: 1

      I am referring here to it's widespread commercial use. I apologize, as I should have clarified. While research should go on unhindered, I am against just tossing something with so many unknowns into the market. The FDA does not simply gives drugs approval for use without extensive testing and research, so why are we putting millions of people at potential risk when almost no research on this subject has been done?

    7. Re:This is sick. by NineNine · · Score: 1

      And what exactly is that difference? It's faster? It's the same thing. Monsanto could do the same thing through cross breeding over thousands of grass generations, or they could do it in a lab. I *don't* see the difference at all. Care to enlighten me?

    8. Re:This is sick. by NineNine · · Score: 1

      Many, many things are "tossed into the market" without FDA approval. They didn't approve the pen I have sitting next to me. I can kill someone with this pen. How is this grass horribly dangerous? The worst thing that can happen is that it grows out of control. Big deal. In the Southern US, we have "kudzu" vines. They're a pain in the ass at times. I'm not aware of anybody killed by kudzu.

    9. Re:This is sick. by Okind · · Score: 1

      This is why my personal preference is to have similar products have similar rules attached to them. There already are rules that specify criteria that new drugs, food, pesticides, etc. have to adhere to.

      I think it would be a relativily easy task to extend their reach to all creations that have the potential to destroy us or our habitat. While I cannot be certain of course, I think most people could agree to such a change.

    10. Re:This is sick. by noselasd · · Score: 1

      I'll agree on beeing very very careful to put it out in the wild.
      But ban it ? Nope. The benefits can be huge. And unless recearch is
      done, we will never know anything about the effects.

      Anyway, most of us already eat genetically modified wheat, wear
      clothes from modified cotton plants and lots of other stuff.

      Mankind have done genetically modifications for 1000's of years
      already(look at all the dog/cat races, orange trees that produces big
      and juicy oranges, etc.).
      Just that now we can control it a lot better to our benefit.
      Nice imho, no a very big deal if one takes the needed precausions.

    11. Re:This is sick. by gabebear · · Score: 1
      The biggest problem I see enviromentally is if this plant really is as super as they say, it will take over large areas of land and kill everything else. This happens sometimes when a plant or animal is brought in from another country(i.e. kudzu). More or less what I'm saying is "this could upset the ecological balance, and hurt bio-diversity."

      I don't think a better golf game is a good reason to release a super weed (I personally don't like creepgrass).

      The other difference is that Monsanto/Scott are litigious bastards, and shouldn't be trusted.

    12. Re:This is sick. by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Corn wasn't genetically modified. And it certainly wasn't created, it was simply a selectively bred grass.
      Carrots becoming orange wasn't genetic modification either. Likewise, orange carrots were not created, they were simply slectively bred root vegetables.
      Bananas becoming sweet wasn't genetic modification either. Likewise, bananas weren't created, they were simply slectively bred plantains.

      I think you're missing the /Genetic Modification/ aspect, and confusing it with selective breeding.
      We also didn't selectively breed corn to be resistant to weedkillers, we selectively bred it for its colour and taste.

      So yes, your straw man burns but proves nothing.

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    13. Re:This is sick. by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is something to be said of selectively growing slight mutations over a period of half a millenia as safe.

      In contrast, cutting and pasting large sequences of alien DNA into our food supply (or even into golf course lawns), might just be a bad idea. Not that I'm totally against it, but why are we in such a fucking hurry? Is the golfing industry about to collapse, and send thousands of starving green jackets into an already barren job market?

      Is Iran developing weapons of grass destruction?

      Seriously, let them play with it in the lab. And have laws on the books where if it makes it outside that lab prior to a 3 decade waiting period, we dissolve the corporation and put all senior management in Levinworth for the rest of their lives.

      If it's *such* a cool idea (and admittedly, there are more than a few in genetic engineering), then waiting 30 years to reap the billions can't be so horrible.

    14. Re:This is sick. by dustmite · · Score: 1

      Uh, yes, and your strawman^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H argument really proves that there are no potential dangers in genetically modifying organisms.

    15. Re:This is sick. by kwoff · · Score: 1
      Once that grass spreads beyond the golf courses and invades the yards of peoples' homes, how are they supposed to kill it without killing their own grass.
      I know, who wants their lawn to look like a golf course. Wait a minute...
  15. Didn't I see this in like 1986? by VValdo · · Score: 1

    I think this happened once already.

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    1. Re:Didn't I see this in like 1986? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      it started in the 80's:

      "This is my own hybrid. It's a mix between Kentucky Bluegrass and Northern California sensimila. The great thing about this is you can play 36 holes on it take it home and then get stoned to the bejeesus with it."

  16. Great, what we all need is resistant grass. by marcello_dl · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So they can pour that weed-killing chemical with no fear of damaging the golf course. But, what about me? I haven't been genetically reengineered, I guess that too many chemicals around may affect me somehow.

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    1. Re:Great, what we all need is resistant grass. by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      Yes, but by the time you're starting to notice the effects, it'll be practicly impossible to prove who was responsible. And even if you would be "lucky" enough to get those that are responsible to pay up, it won't be much in comparison to what you've lost. (How much is 10year of your life worth to you?)

      What we need is a better system to punish those who act so irresponcible. What's a 1 million dollar fine if you make the tenfold by doing it?

    2. Re:Great, what we all need is resistant grass. by mrtroy · · Score: 1

      Urban people beware!

      This is actually quite comical --- oh no they are making a plant resistant to our chemicals!

      Until you look at crops like soybeans and corn...which have been "round-up-ready" (immune to the common pesticide round-up) for a decade. It actually results in much less pesticide use, since they can spray their entire crop once basically and remove all weeds. Think about how much pesticides the golf courses currently use, does that not concern you? But all of a sudden since they make resistant grass and use less pesticides that concerns you?

      Read up on it before you knock it.

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    3. Re:Great, what we all need is resistant grass. by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      Don't lick golf courses, imo.

    4. Re:Great, what we all need is resistant grass. by sjbrown · · Score: 1

      You claim that Roundup-ready crops result in much less pesticide use.

      Then you challenge the reader to "Read up on it" to prove your point. I wonder whether you yourself have read up on it.

      Multiple studies have been published that show that Roundup-ready soybean crops not only have less yeild, but also do result in more pesticide use.

      Some studies report 2 to 5 times more use.

      Here is the PDF of one such study: pdf paper

      The most important factor in usage of Roundup-ready crops and the herbicide itself is probably marketing pressure from Monsanto on growers. Unfortunately, the data for this factor is solely anectodal, but in talking to people in agriculture, it seems Monsanto has an unnerving amount of power over what we eat.

    5. Re:Great, what we all need is resistant grass. by a+CanofPropane · · Score: 1

      Why do we need this grass... i mean, who goes around with tons of Round-Up to golf courses and kills all the grass, the golf courses (if it is a decent course) will have extra grass in case a kid with a bottle of some weed killer thinks its funny and will quicklly replace it. But who would take the time and money to cover an entire golf course?

  17. "we wouldn't know how to control it." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Last I checked, we seemed to have controlled wheat and corn fairly well in the last ten thousand years.

    I haven't heard anybody complain how we tampered with Mother Nature to create these modern crops.

  18. Reminds me of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Reminds me of Colleurpa Taxipholia, a genetically engineered version of seaweed for use in fishtanks to withstand different temperatures, and was superior to all other seaweed.

    Only problem is that it escaped into marine life and is currently taking over many areas of the sea, killing all marine life in its path (cannot be eaten as it is poisonous to most). Because of its superior nature there isn't an easy way to stop its spread, and it continues to grow.

    Sounds like a similar scenario anyways.

    1. Re:Reminds me of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, Caulerpa taxifolia is a natural variety which has spread out of its normal environment.

      Caulerpa taxifolia
  19. Re:Good For Them by iamwahoo2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    And look at it this way. If this grass spreads beyond control...everything becomes a golf course... SWEET

  20. Two Problems by thorgil · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Basically two problems:

    1. Modified grass spreads and become "Superweed".
    2. Modified genes spread to other species, either by hybridization or vectors such as bacteria. (Agrobacterium tumefaciens as an example)

    This is what opposers are afraid of. /Tobias

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    1. Re:Two Problems by crow · · Score: 1

      One thing to consider is that at our current level of technology, we're generally not creating new genes, only putting genes from one plant into another. Hence, the fear of modified genes spreading to other species is less serious than it might otherwise be--the genes are already out there in the wild.

      Not to say that it isn't a risk, just that it isn't as huge a risk as it is often portrayed as being.

    2. Re:Two Problems by thorgil · · Score: 1

      Correct, but the fear also has to do with statistics and increased "exposure".
      Blending of fish and plants genes normally don't occur in nature.

      Also
      Current methods are not failproof.
      When we insert a gene we generally have no control where it's inserted. There is a possibillity of new expressions of existing genes, dormant genes can become active and new "codes" can be created.

      I like the possibilities with gene-modification, but beeing careful is a virtue.

      remember?
      - DDT is completely safe!

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    3. Re:Two Problems by hankaholic · · Score: 2, Informative

      I saw a presentation at CMU given by a researcher working on creating genetically engineered bacteria to help clean up polluted ground water. She was receptive to questions of the "What about superbacteria?" type, but seemed genuinely amused as she related stories of getting the engineered bacteria to survive even in carefully controlled lab conditions.

      As far as the "modified genes spreading" theory, genetic flaws are not contagious -- how many people can claim to have gotten Lou Gehrig's disease as a result of bacteria spreading around bad genes?

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  21. Useful genetic modifications... by Faust7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I want a genetically-modified grass that:

    (1) never needs mowing
    (2) runs Linux
    (3) fires warning lasers at door-to-door solicitors (may include the religious type)
    (4) emits pheromones to attract gorgeous women
    (5) each blade serves as an access point for a wireless network
    (6) emulates all known video game consoles
    (7) kills all insects upon contact
    (8) blocks spy satellite scans
    (9) makes julienne fries

    1. Re:Useful genetic modifications... by Galvatron · · Score: 1
      I recall there being a genetically engineered plant in Larry Niven's Ringworld capable of attacking people using light beams. I haven't read the series since high school, but as I remember it, the plants grew large flowers with reflective surfaces, which would reflect sunlight at any moving object. One plant was fairly harmless, but an entire field of them could be a devastating weapon, acting like a magnifying glass over an ant.

      Frankly, if you're willing to grant that the plants could be engineered to have a sufficiently reflective surface, and the ability to track moving objects, I'm not sure that fully fledged organic laser rifles are any less believable, but it was still an interesting idea.

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  22. Resitance is futile. by Dan+the+Intern · · Score: 2, Funny

    I believe the environmentalists are more afraid that the mutant grass will become self-aware and begin to assimilate native grasses into some sort of "collective".

  23. What really bothers me is... by stienman · · Score: 1

    "Four years ago, a group dubbing itself the Anarchist Golfing Association broke into a seed research facility in Portland, Ore., and stomped on experimental plots, then spray-painted the walls with the slogan, "Nature Bites Back."

    This is simply unrealistic. Would you be able to hear message from a group that's 'dubbing itself'? No! Of course not, self dubbed messages are always scratchy and difficult to understand. Why can't these environmental groups get a clue and hire a recording engineer?

    -Adam

  24. They mean "escape" as in "growing wild" by artemis67 · · Score: 1

    Killing it is easy... identifying it is the problem I believe they are referring to. Of the millions of blades of grass in your yard, how would you identify the ones that may have been bioengineered?

    1. Re:They mean "escape" as in "growing wild" by noselasd · · Score: 1, Funny

      The ones that glow in the dark ?

    2. Re:They mean "escape" as in "growing wild" by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      ...how would you identify the ones that may have been bioengineered?

      It will have a patent number on the bottom

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    3. Re:They mean "escape" as in "growing wild" by Ignominious+Cow+Herd · · Score: 1

      RIFD tags?

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  25. Kind of funny ... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm a lefty environmentalist, and I oppose this, but not for the reasons you might think. I also work in biotech, and unlike many of my fellow environmentalists, I believe strongly in the potential of genetically-modified plants. There are an enormous number of applications that could be of significant benefit to humanity:

    • crops with high values of specific nutrients to overcome common deficiencies, e.g. "yellow rice"
    • pest-resistant crops, and/or crops that can grow in hostile environments
    • plants (whether edible or not) which can produce or be easily converted into alternative fules such as ethanol and biodiesel
    • plants for bioremediation -- cleaning up polluted soil by binding the pollutants, or increase soil fertility

    And instead they're concentrating on making golf courses greener? WTF? Golf courses will have weeds, and bare patches, and, you know, a little of bit of something that looks kind of natural. If you don't like it, fine, go play on Astroturf. I'm a lot more concerned about people being able to eat than I am about some rich guy's putting green.

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    1. Re:Kind of funny ... by snarkh · · Score: 1
      I'm a lot more concerned about people being able to eat than I am about some rich guy's putting green.

      Do you also oppose research on making softer toilet paper through the same line of reasoning?

    2. Re:Kind of funny ... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1, Funny

      Do you also oppose research on making softer toilet paper through the same line of reasoning?

      Heh. No, for two reasons:

      1. It's not diverting resources from other, more useful research -- the people doing research on toilet paper would probably not be doing research on any of the applications I mentioned if they weren't working on TP instead.

      2. Most people don't play golf, but everybody has to wipe their ass.

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    3. Re:Kind of funny ... by snarkh · · Score: 1
      1. It's not diverting resources from other, more useful research -- the people doing research on toilet paper would probably not be doing research on any of the applications I mentioned if they weren't working on TP instead.

      But surely it is - they could be working on something (presumably) more worthwhile.

    4. Re:Kind of funny ... by Jordy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      1. It's not diverting resources from other, more useful research -- the people doing research on toilet paper would probably not be doing research on any of the applications I mentioned if they weren't working on TP instead.

      Are you implying that Scotts Co., who is in the grass business, would have otherwise done research on trying to solve world hunger? Or maybe that every genetic research scientist in the world should dedicate themselves to only important task regardless of their own ambitions?

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    5. Re:Kind of funny ... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1
      1. It's not diverting resources from other, more useful research -- the people doing research on toilet paper would probably not be doing research on any of the applications I mentioned if they weren't working on TP instead.
      But surely it is - they could be working on something (presumably) more worthwhile.

      Well, I'm not sure what that something would be. I know there's a fair amount of paper research going on, but (without knowing a whole lot about it) I have to assume that most of it is in the "convenience" area -- softer toilet paper, stronger paper towels, cheaper notebook paper, etc. -- rather than in the "Lifesaving Major Discovery!!!" area.

      In any case, I'm not at all opposed to research on things that makes life more convenient for people -- I like my creature comforts as much as the next American. <g> What bothers me is when there is such a clear and direct diversion of resources from LMD!!! to convenience, and when that convenience is for the sake of such a small, generally well-off group of people who IMO already insulate themselves too much from nature anyway.
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    6. Re:Kind of funny ... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      No, astroturf will rip your arms out of their sockets if you try to take proper divot. A good fairway, OTOH, will yield with almost no resistance, producing a shallow, dollar bill sized strip (which, if replaced properly, will mend in a short period of time).

      If you're a duffer, like me, the soft ground can be quite a savior when you "hit the big ball before the little ball" a bit too strongly.

      While I'm not a big fan of the volume of chemicals required to maintain a golf course, their addition to many urban areas provides an attractive (to most) drained area for surface water runoff. And, yes, they actually apply a chemical to make sure the water absorbtion is uniform through the grass. (Don't ask me for details..I don't knwo any, but I have a friend who works for a local course).

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    7. Re:Kind of funny ... by entrigant · · Score: 1

      That's all well and good. Just don't try to outlaw it because I don't give a shit about people being able to eat :)

    8. Re:Kind of funny ... by rmayes100 · · Score: 1

      Golfing is mulit-billion dollar industry (especially when you consider it's close ties to companies like Scotts, Toro, John Deer etc which provide chemicals and equipement for caring for grass). While I agree that research would be better spent focusing on feeding everyone (hell why not engineer some plants that can cheaply make hydrogen for fuel cells too while we're at it), I doubt the golf industry would be willing to spend it's money on food crop research. I guess we should be happy they are least looking for ways to reduce the amount of water these grasses use and the amount of chemicals it takes to keep them looking perfect etc (though the motivation to do so seems to be mostly cost). At least that will help to reduce the impact golfing has on the environment. And who knows maybe some of the techniques they're developing while engineering new turf grasses can be applied to food crops at some point.

    9. Re:Kind of funny ... by dustmite · · Score: 1

      Presumably the same planet as those wacky folks at dictionary.com.

    10. Re:Kind of funny ... by okmijnuhb · · Score: 1

      There's no money in saving the poor.
      That's why malaria is still a problem.
      It's much more profitable to create drugs which cure baldness, erectile dysfunction, pills that slim you down so you can continue to gorge youself in an orgy of gluttony.
      The vast resources of science are being directed towards improving the lives of the rich.
      Save you? No. Enslave you? Yes! Profits!!

    11. Re:Kind of funny ... by 2marcus · · Score: 1

      It certainly has precedent. Look up methyl bromide and golf course and the Montreal Protocol. Apparently, under this administration, golf courses are a "critical use", more important than saving the ozone hole or anything else.

      I actually don't mind people spending their brainpower and research money on sort of useless projects like making golf courses greener - what I do mind is people taking environmental risks on these useless projects.

  26. Weed killer by cybermace5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I thought that regular lawn grass was already pretty resistant to weed killer. At least, the last time I put weed killer on a lawn, the weeds died and the grass didn't. So Scott is making a product that acts like normal grass.

    Genetic modification is a tool. There are many, many advancements to be made by exploiting this new resource. It's new technology, people will be scared of it. The same was true with electricity.

    There once was a fear of AC as opposed to DC, Edision wanted everyone to believe that AC was much too dangerous to be used. Of course...he had an ulterior motive, as the major provider of DC power. There may be some lessons from this which might apply to some aspects of the current debate over genmod crops.

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    1. Re:Weed killer by biobogonics · · Score: 1

      There once was a fear of AC as opposed to DC, Edision wanted everyone to believe that AC was much too dangerous to be used.

      So Edison promoted the use of Westinghouse's AC in the newly invented electric chair.

  27. Army of Goatness by ScooterBill · · Score: 1

    All able bodied goats, donkeys and cows are to report you your local draft board. We will fight the creeping menace. We will stop the evil...

  28. Well, one example: by mao+che+minh · · Score: 3, Informative
    You would think that a little thing like a bull frog would be able to be easily controlled also. They were introduced them into some parts of Texas and Arizona almost a hundred years ago to act as game, and even food for cowboys. Considering that there wasn't/isn't many marshlands in the areas that they were introduced into, you would figure that they could be easily contained and controlled, right?

    Well, suddenly the bull frogs started turning up in wet areas FAR from where they were originally introduced. No one knew that they could cover such long distances without water. Then they started eating all of the local wildlife that was smaller than themsevles: tarantulas, birds, other species of frogs, fish, etc.

    1. Just build fences and keep them out, right? Wrong, the bull frogs learned to climb over the fences.

    2.Posion them? How, when the poison will kill everything else too?

    3. Bioengineer a poison that only affects bull frogs? On whom's dime, the taxpayers?

    4. Kill them all with spears, guns, knives, and arrows? Tried that, night after night by dozens of volunteers: virtually no effect, the population held strong as ever.

    But back where the bullfrogs came from, in the bayous of Louisiana, the alligators and birds that evolved alongside the frogs have no problem keeping their population in check.

    Do you get the logisitical issue(s) of introducing new species into new environments (manmade or otherwise)? It is never easy to control.

    1. Re:Well, one example: by Urkki · · Score: 1
      • California already has problems with foreign grasses that took over, and only stay green for half the year since they are from an area that snows in the winter.

      Curious. One would think that a grass that stays green (and therefore can grow) year around would have clear advantage over one that is adapted for winter... Do you have any references?
    2. Re:Well, one example: by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

      1. Windborne seeds can

    3. Re:Well, one example: by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Cheat grass (annual bluegrass) has a life cycle of only a few weeks, and normally is only active in the spring, yet it will eventually crowd out everything else if you don't take serious steps to control it. Chemicals that control it also kill desirable plants; burning off the dried seedheads doesn't get the ones that have already worked into the soil; cut it short and it just grows flat to the ground instead of upright. The best way I've found to get rid of this pest is to religiously pull up every specimen I see. Doesn't do much for the seeds that blow in from several hundred thousand infested acres upwind from me, tho :/

      BTW, cheat grass seeds are the most common "foxtail" that gets into pets (fatally, if not surgically removed -- and they migrate every which way in the body).

      Cheat grass was introduced from Europe as a potential livestock feed. Ironically, most livestock won't eat it.

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  29. lets face facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    No where, ever, has GM crops ever been found dangerous, after years and years of testing, and years of it being grown and eaten (mainly in third-world countries - which would have starved if it wasn't for this 'green revolution').

    It's simply NOT BAD FOR YOU, and I don't see what the problem is, they're making it resistant to common diseases etc that effect these plants, they're hardly crossing it with a shark or nuclear bomb or whatever people are scared about.

    Don't be scared just because you're too ignorant to know enough about it, seriously.

    1. Re:lets face facts by cybermace5 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Nuclearsharkgrass...hey, thanks for my new punk band name!

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  30. Burn Baby, Burn! by justzisguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm sure fire will still lick it pretty good. Until they start adding some of those redwood genes, it'll burn just fine.

    I can understand environmentalist's concern that it is one mowing away from spreading (what happens when a golf course goes bankrupt?) so why not also neuter said grass? If it can't reproduce, it won't be going anywhere. There are already many varieties of grass that can't seed, reproducing through runners. A variety like that would not be susceptible to transplantation by birds carrying away seeds...

  31. Un-american? by Z0mb1eman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "We've been here since the 1970s. It would be un-American to be scared away," Harriman says.

    Say WHAT?

    I was fairly indifferent to both sides of the argument until I read that little gem at the end of the article.

    What in the world does being American have to do with any of this? What, in Mr. Harriman's opinion, is considered "American"? The goal of making money at any cost, without losing much sleep over considering consequences to the environment or to the society? That's what he seems to be implying... I'm not American, but if I were, I'd probably be outraged at a fellow American making a statement like that.

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    1. Re:Un-american? by TempusMagus · · Score: 1

      As an American I can confirm your outrage.

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    2. Re:Un-american? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      As an American, I would like to second that opinion.

    3. Re:Un-american? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      You aparently aren't fond of capitalization, either. Hint - it's used for proper names.

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    4. Re:Un-american? by beakburke · · Score: 1

      Hmm, do i detect a raging case of intolerance here?

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    5. Re:Un-american? by entrigant · · Score: 1

      This is slashdot, not my masters thesis.

    6. Re:Un-american? by Whyte · · Score: 1

      Such attacks make biotech companies nervous, but they are not abandoning their testing. Oregon farmers hand-picked by Marysville, Ohio-based Scotts are growing nearly 400 acres of biotech grass in Madras, a three-hour's drive from Gervais.

      "We've been here since the 1970s. It would be un-American to be scared away," Harriman says. "Why a new use of a safe technology should cause controversy is beyond me."


      I think you have totally taken his remark out of context (not that the way the story was written didn't encourage this). I understood his statement to mean it would be un-american to be afraid of eco-terrorism. And that he doesn't understand why an agricultural crop would lead some people to commit crimes in response.

      Quite on the contrary, I think it is very AMERICAN to question anything we hear.

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  32. Herd What? by Jim_Hawkins · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...if it was to escape onto public land, we wouldn't know how to control it.

    Apparently, they have never seen a herd of sheep in action...

  33. Cat's Cradle anyone? by Digitus1337 · · Score: 1

    Grass9! ;-)

  34. Have we learned nothing from Star Trek?! by pavon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Uhura thought those tribbles were cute and harmless, until they overran the ship and ate all the grain. What will we eat when this relentlessly pleasant grass overtakes all our crops?

    The human race will not end in a dark nuclear apocalyptic wasteland, but rather in a cheerfull, neatly-kept lawn, covering the entire land mass of the planet.

    1. Re:Have we learned nothing from Star Trek?! by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 5, Funny

      How would this end the human race? Cows eat grass. People eat cows. So stop worrying and light the BBQ!

    2. Re:Have we learned nothing from Star Trek?! by N1KO · · Score: 1

      We'll genetically modify ourselves to digest cellulose. Maybe get a few extra stomachs for better digestion.

    3. Re:Have we learned nothing from Star Trek?! by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1, Funny

      Here's a hint

    4. Re:Have we learned nothing from Star Trek?! by dustmite · · Score: 1

      Sad, the most common type of comment on this thread is basically "Ha ha, this isn't a problem because (some dumb hugely-ignorant-of-extremely-complex-ecosystems joke)". As if making a few jokes (that reveal one's incredible ignorance) is somehow going to save us from the problems we're creating.

    5. Re:Have we learned nothing from Star Trek?! by newhoggy · · Score: 1

      Or we could make it more efficient by genetically engineer people to eat grass.

    6. Re:Have we learned nothing from Star Trek?! by newhoggy · · Score: 1

      Yes, but how will we find the ingredients to make BBQ source? BBQ beef is inedible unless it's drenched in rich BBQ source.

    7. Re:Have we learned nothing from Star Trek?! by 0mni · · Score: 1

      So we just engineer the Hindus to eat grass. Problem solved.

    8. Re:Have we learned nothing from Star Trek?! by kulack · · Score: 1
      End the human race? Nuts to that, this is great!

      I can stop buying clothes, a simple shower and some weed-N-feed will keep the lush green growth covering my body looking great.

      Ok.. Who sells the right stuff? Uh.... Scotts? Damn.

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  35. Re:Just because we can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slow down there, pal. Things are just moving too quickly. We can't adopt new technologies without testing them (they test them thoroughly, we just say that) and they're crossing animals and plants for frankenfood (though this only happens in the lab and never in production).

    Yep, it's safest to just sit on our hands and do nothing. Oh, and let's keep Microsoft around, what dangers lurk in the dark corners of Linux?

    Ned Ludd

  36. Re:Good For Them by abburdlen · · Score: 1

    No, bot good for them. This is grass that can tolerate large amounts of weed killer without damage. It won't do anything to lessen the amounts of chemicals dumped into the water supply, in fact it could be worse.

    If Scotts wants to engineer some drought tolerent, diesease resistent varities, then super for them. This stuff isn't that though.

  37. Fine, I'll put it in computer geek terms by Theatetus · · Score: 4, Insightful
    In all seriousness, sounds like those afraid of controlling it are just spreading FUD.

    Perhaps, but unlike SCO or MS FUD, this FUD has a basis in reality, or at least the Uncertainty and Doubt portions do: We are not certain what the environmental effects of this grass will be. We are not certain how other organisms will interact with it. We are not certain what large-scale effects on the ecosystem (ie, us) will have. Ecosystems are terribly, terribly complex and grass is a crucial part of them.

    If we can modify grass to resist weed killer, who says we can't also make it vulnerable to something environmentally friendly like cooking oil?

    Because it's not that simple. They changed a gene that turns off sensitivity to a specific chemical in the weed killer. We don't know what else that gene change did. We don't know how it affects the grass's metabolism (or whatever you call the plant version of metabolism).

    To put it in computer geek terms: it's like deciding to change a couple of variables and functions in your C library and recompiling, only imagine a C library that's about a trillion times more complex than libc. Could it work fine? Yes. Could it destroy your entire system? Doubtful, but conceivable. Could it have unforseen side effects? Almost certainly. Would you do it without large-scale, intensive testing? No. Would you do it without a damn good reason? Definitely not.

    We haven't done the testing on this because we can't create a control ecosystem. And as much as I love golf, it doesn't count as a "damn good reason".

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    1. Re:Fine, I'll put it in computer geek terms by rebelcool · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You know, I find it incredibly silly a bunch of people think they know everyting about everything (including genetics) because they know some computer programming. The biologists who've worked on this for years know far, far more than some dimwit on slashdot.

      It's as if a secretary or a mechanic said AI researchers should stop researching AI because they saw the matrix and were afraid of what it could lead to. Leave the science to the scientists and the biologists who've made it their life work to ensure its safe, viable, and benefits the world.

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    2. Re:Fine, I'll put it in computer geek terms by cluckshot · · Score: 1, Informative

      Check out the "Terminator Gene" if you are tempted to think this stuff is FUD. Look into the Gypsy Moth or Killer Bees. This isn't some computer code you can just delete. It hangs around in the environment.

      The morals of Monsanto Corp the owner of the gene and the Roundup herbacide in question are beneath contempt. They were intending to release into the environment a gene which could have ended the genetic line of all plants not under their control. It took massive pressure to stop the Terminator Gene.

      Seeds are not the only means for spreading these genes. Pollen has continental range. Migratory birds often carry these seeds and pollen. The range here by accident (look up fire ants) is global.

      Being a "Green Revolutionary" I like modern farming practices generally. In this case the benefit of the doubt should always rest with the "Greens" they are right here.

      Monsanto is suing farmers for breach of patient rights if crops are found on their farm which contain the gene talked about here. Even if the gene arrived as wind blown pollen the courts are ruling that the royalties are due. Even if the gene is only a small fraction of the crop this is enforced. This essentially gives Monsanto ownership of all crops in North America. This is the reason most of the world does not want GMO crops or foods. It violates even the most basic of common law rights to be able to reproduce ones own crops or plants.

      The FUD here is entirely by Monsanto and their allies. Those who ignorantly think this is some "Free Enterprise" situation need to rethink their position.

      Genetic Engineering is the single most powerful science mankind has ever handled. It has great potential for good and equally great potential to eradicate life from the planet. Handling and containing and carefully managing it should be viewed to be at least as important as the issues involved in NUCLEAR ENERGY safety.

      The Behavior of Monsanto Company tells us that they are quite willing to do almost anything and do any damage without regard to the consequences to others. Such behavior should be regarded about like Witchcraft was viewed during the middle ages in Europe. It took massive outcry to stop them from the "Terminator Gene" though it could return at any moment.

      Legislation needs to be passed and means to control such needs to be made manditory. The problem here is that this is a "cookbook" science requiring little in devices and little in technology. Imagine if Al Qaeda got into this kind of coding.

      In geek terms this is a hacker writing virus to take control of your computer and make all of your property his.

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    3. Re:Fine, I'll put it in computer geek terms by sjbrown · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, should I leave public policy to the politicians and corporate lobbyists? I mean, they're the ones paid to do the job right? I, a mere layman, certainly have no place questioning their decisions.

      And yes, I believe this is a public policy issue. If it were talking about the theoretical possibility of creating this grass in a laboratory, then I would agree with you. Leave it to the scientists. But this is about releasing a new species (or variant, whatever) into the wild, and it's about letting golf courses being able to carpet-bomb the entire area with pesticide.

    4. Re:Fine, I'll put it in computer geek terms by silentbozo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Leave the science to the scientists and the biologists who've made it their life work to ensure its safe, viable, and benefits the world.

      You seem to missing an important point here. The scientists and biologists developing these new variants are being paid by corporate entities whose purpose is to reap as much profit as possible from this kind of research. In the absence of FDA-like regulations on GM plant life, it is not inconceivable that some non-scientist in a management position may decide that a certain product is "safe enough".

      Besides, just because a scientist or biologist working on a project thinks that it is safe, does not make it so. Asbestos, PCBs, CFCs, DDT, filling in of swamps, etc., were all considered safe and standard practices, UNTIL our understanding of the world advanced sufficiently to understand what was wrong with using these items/performing these operations in everyday life. Of course, it can be taken in extremes the other way also (ie, anti-nuclear sentiment, irrational expectations of how low some "contaminant" should be.)

      In this case, you have to ask yourself - is enabling the use of herbicides for ultra-weed free lawns worth the risk of possibly enabling herbicide resistance in related species? This isn't some patient population where the use of some drug to save lives (ie antibiotics) may generate drug resistance... it's to allow gardeners and landscapers to use *more* herbicides without having to worry about the effects on their lawns!

    5. Re:Fine, I'll put it in computer geek terms by value_added · · Score: 1

      What I find incredibly silly is that decisions can be made based solely on the informed opinions of scientists and researchers.

      Every day it seems another study is published on [insert your favourite food, beverage, substance here] making conclusions on its health benefits/risks. Let's take wine as a mundane example, as it's been actively studied for decades. You actually believe anyone really understands how any of its thousands of chemical components work, let alone what effect any of them individually or as a group affect the human body? Not bloodly likely.

      Every time I read a study on garlic (to use another example), I take it with a grain of salt. Then I add olive oil, some heat, a splash of wine and remember what my grandmother had to say about its benefits.

      Studies are narrow and specific by definition. Life ain't.

    6. Re:Fine, I'll put it in computer geek terms by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      What makes you think that everyone who posts to slashdot is a computer programmer? You don't need to know how to program to post to an online forum - and many scientists are computer savvy enough to do so.

      I think your generalisation is incredibly silly. There are plenty of people here who have deep knowledge of subjects other than programming.

      SB

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  38. Re:Just because we can by dickiedoodles · · Score: 5, Insightful

    By this reasoning, man would have never left the caves, developed agriculture, or gone into space.

    Man did those things because the possible gains outweighed the possible pitfalls we could do a lot of things that would be incredibly stupid like kill half the worlds population with nukes, do you think we should? Technology!=progress, with great power comes great responsibility(and an even greater temptation to misuse that power)

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  39. I heard this stuff was invented in 1980.... by FollowThisLogic · · Score: 4, Funny

    By an assistant greenskeeper: "The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff."

  40. Problems with Monsanto's Approach by MagnaMark · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The annoying thing about this is that it is not engineered to be resistant to pests. It's engineerd to be resistant to Roundup, made by Monsanto. There are lots of other such "Roundup Ready" products, including canola, corn, and soybeans.

    The result of this is that farmers and now greenskeepers can douse their fields and fairways with Roundup. The Roundup ready plants survives this chemical shower, and everything else dies.

    The problems with this are:

    (1) The environmental impact of all this (extra) Roundup being released.

    (2) The fact that growers become dependent on Monsanto for Roundup. Monsanto is, in effect, genetically engineering conditions that will lead to a monopoly.

    (3) The selective pressures that this will put on all the pests that Roundup is supposed to control. In the same way that staph bacteria have evolved reistance to antibiotics in hospitals, the increased use Roundup will probably lead to the evolution of Roundup resistant superpests.

    Obviously Monsanto is more concerned with profiting than the long-term economic and environmental health of the country.

    I'm not against genetic engineering per se, but this approach seems to be fraught with pitfalls.

    1. Re:Problems with Monsanto's Approach by gabebear · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Monsanto/Scott don't have the best track record with GM plants.

      I wonder if they started engineering grass because it's easier for their PR department to sue golf course superintendents then farmers. Monsanto sued a Saskatchewan Canadian farmer and won, after his farm was contaminated with their Roundup-Ready canola seeds. He was fined $15/ac x 1030 ac, plus the value of his crop $105,000, plus $25,000 for punitive and exemplary damages.

      creepgrass is considered a weed by a lot of people, this stuff is going to spread.

    2. Re:Problems with Monsanto's Approach by Cognitive+Dissident · · Score: 1

      (4) Monsanto/Scott thinks that you are responsible for their inability to control their products.

      Crops contaminated by GM organisms

      GM Canola spreading out of control

      Farmers are now suing Monsanto in self-defense, and even suing each other:

      Litigation in the Wind

      And it's not just pesticide resistance that is spreading:

      New Scientist Article

      Many crops are being engineered to produce pharmaceuticals now. Yes, chemicals with active functions in the human body. Slashdot had coverage of this in a recent story:

      Would You Like Drugs in Your Rice?

    3. Re:Problems with Monsanto's Approach by Arcaeris · · Score: 1

      Roundup(chemical name glyphosate or N-(phosphonomethyl) glycine, CAS #1071-83-6) is an herbicide. It doesn't kill pests. It inhibits an enzyme in phenylalanine synthesis, thuse killing the plants.

      Animals do not synthesize phenylalanine and do not have this enzyme, so it's practically harmless to animals. They obtain phenylalanine from eating plants.

      It has an oral LD50 of 5600 mg/kg in the rat. It has dermal LD50 values of greater than 5000 mg/kg for the acid and isopropylamine salt. It degrades in water and by bacteria, and has very few environmental drawbacks.

    4. Re:Problems with Monsanto's Approach by entrigant · · Score: 1

      (3) The selective pressures that this will put on all the pests that Roundup is supposed to control. In the same way that staph bacteria have evolved reistance to antibiotics in hospitals, the increased use Roundup will probably lead to the evolution of Roundup resistant superpests.

      One of the most important features on life is it's ability to evolve. It is such a fundamental part of life on earth as we know it we really never will be able to fight against it. I mean... that process created beings who can directly manipulate and accelerate that very process. We should not try to fight it, instead we should try to keep up with it, which I believe that if we aren't already, we will be very soon able to do so.

    5. Re:Problems with Monsanto's Approach by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      ok, i'll bite,

      Monsanto may be scumbags but the guy did use round-up on his field, it's not like they just sued him for having roun-up proof plant, he took advantage of the fact that his plant had gotten the traits from his neighbors field

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    6. Re:Problems with Monsanto's Approach by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      So if i found a stack of Windows server 2003 CD-R's the BSA wouldn't mind me installing them?

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    7. Re:Problems with Monsanto's Approach by gabebear · · Score: 1
      Well, supposedly he only sprayed it on 3 out of his 1030 acres as a "test", these plants were evidently across the road from a neighbor who was growing the GM crops.

      Actually, It seems totally illogical to me that he could be sued even if he knew that his fields were contaminated and then used that knowledge. I'd love it if every farmer started suing Monsanto for contaminating their feilds. GM crops are spreading, wiping out their "organic" cousins.

      I wonder what will happen when this creep grass gets into a field of Monsato's Round-Up-Ready soy beans/corn/wheat/cotton/conola. That will make for some interesting lawsuits, this grass is the first perennial to get the gene. I can just picture acres of farm land becoming golf-courses when they aren't growing crops.

    8. Re:Problems with Monsanto's Approach by gabebear · · Score: 1
      If Windows Servers always burned installation CD-Rs(with their license removed) and then flung them miles in random directions, I'd say you probably would have no problem picking up those CDs and using them.

      Owning a gene is stupid, once it's in the wild there is no way to control it.

      Then you get into the problems when a Linux box fucks a Windows box.

    9. Re:Problems with Monsanto's Approach by MagnaMark · · Score: 1

      Good point. I didn't realize that. I thought Roundup was patented.

    10. Re:Problems with Monsanto's Approach by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      Then you get into the problems when a Linux box fucks a Windows box.
      eew the windows box probably has a virus anyways

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  41. Yes, but is it resistant to... by HangingChad · · Score: 1
    ...napalm?

    I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like dead genetically modified creeping bentgrass.

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  42. On the right track... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here in Australia (the second driest continent on Earth*), it is traditional to set lawnmower blades about 1 centimeter (just under 1/2 inch for those with 12 fingers) BELOW the surface of the soil. This results in "lawns" that are uniformly barren.

    If this grass gets out of control, I propose a squad of Australian gardeners be sent to tackle the problem. Best part of this plan is that most Australians will work for beer**.

    *Only Antarctica has less free water than Australia.
    **As long as it isn't Foster's Lager. As the saying goes, "Foster's is like having sex in a row-boat: its as close to f@#king water as you can get"

  43. It's happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    A Saskatchewan farmer has been taken to court by Monsanto because his fields had some of their genetically modified canola. The canola seems to have blown in from neighbors fields and ditches. The case has gone to the Supreme Court of Canada but I haven't heard the outcome.

    --RANT-- Monsanto makes SCO look like Boy Scouts. The sad thing is that lots of farmers support them and this makes them harder to fight. Let's put it this way; I wouldn't drink the milk in Florida because of the (Monsanto) drugs that get into it. Fining Monsanto has about the same effect as fining Microsoft.--/RANT--

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    1. Re:It's happened by YetAnotherAnonymousC · · Score: 1

      Monsanto makes SCO look like Boy Scouts

      Well, I know you marked this as a rant and thus deserve some leeway, but I feel like pointing out: I wouldn't compare Monsanto to SCO. SCO (the current incarnation, anyway) isn't at all innovative. Monsanto is quite innovative. Yes, you may not like what they are inventing, or the way they protect it (I certainly have my objections), but they are far more than a revenue stream for lawyers. I'd perhaps compare Monsanto to another large 'M' company in the software buisness, although I think you can argue that Monsanto is actually far more innovative than MS.

  44. Perhaps you're missing the point by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Scotts does a tidy business in toxic chemicals. Got to keep the money coming in once the lawn is planted, eh?

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  45. It doesn't have weed prevention. by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 1

    You continue to kill the weeds with a herbicide (roundup), but the grass is resistant to that particular herbicide and so does not die.

    It means that you can go off on a spraying spree and not have to worry about killing the grass. i.e. You buy and spray *more* weedkiller.

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  46. genetically modified weeds by dmahurin · · Score: 1

    Environmentalist need to genetically engineer resistant weeds to help maintain balance.

  47. Super grass! by Will2k_is_here · · Score: 1

    "Genetically Modified Grass" - Does this mean I can get super high?

    1. Re:Super grass! by Gregb05 · · Score: 1

      there should be a "Tired joke" moderation option.

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  48. More FUD by Momomoto · · Score: 4, Informative

    Repeat after me: Agent Orange is in no way related to RoundUp.

    Agent Orange is a mixture of 2,4,5-trichlorophenoxyacetic acid and 2,4 dichlorophenoxyacetic acid (reference).

    RoundUp is glyphosate: N-(phosphonomethyl) glycine (reference 1, reference 2).

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    1. Re:More FUD by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1, Informative
      Repeat after me: Agent Orange is in no way related to RoundUp. Agent Orange is a mixture of 2,4,5-trichlorophenoxyacetic acid and 2,4 dichlorophenoxyacetic acid

      My bad. I got it mixed up with hormoslyr (a Swedish herbicide which was all the rage in forrestry in the seventies, and caused an environmental scandal) which was a mixture of 2,4,5-T and 2,4-D. (Anyway, they aren't the problem, it's the dioxins that are). RoundUp is similar in usage though.

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    2. Re:More FUD by GileadGreene · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Anyway, they aren't the problem, it's the dioxins that are

      Then why bring them up? Or are you just trying to capitalize on the visceral emotional reaction that people have been conditioned to have when they hear the words "Agent Orange". Fnord.

      RoundUp is similar in usage though

      So what? That doesn't mean that it's harmful in the same way.

    3. Re:More FUD by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1
      Then why bring them up? Or are you just trying to capitalize on the visceral emotional reaction that people have been conditioned to have when they hear the words "Agent Orange". Fnord.

      Look, I already said that I got the two mixed up, what more do you want? The reason I mentioned the dioxins was precisely that people get all worked up when hearing "Agent Orange" despite the fact that we could produce the same substance today without the dioxins, as they are an unfortunate biproduct of the methods then in use.

      P.S. And the "similar in usage (in forrestry)" note was to point to why/how I managed to mix them up in the first place, but we're not really doing this to argue the point any longer are we?

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    4. Re:More FUD by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just to put the capper on this, there isn't any real evidence that dioxin harms people either.

      Do you perchance remember Seveso, Italy and the dioxin scare there? It was just a big scare based on junk science. No one actually got hurt by all the dioxin.

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    5. Re:More FUD by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1
      Just to put the capper on this, there isn't any real evidence that dioxin harms people either.

      What? If the animal models are to be belived (and they work fairly well in other cases), Dioxin (TCDD) is extremely toxic. As an example (snarfed from the web, LD50 in mg/kg in rat) Ethanol, 7 000; Sodium chloride, 3 000; Cupric sulphate, 1 500; DDT, 100; Nicotine, 60; Tetrodotoxin, 0.02; Dioxin (TCDD), 0.02.

      There's usually no such thing as a poison that kills you at a certain dosage and have no effect below that. Several Swedish studies have determined there's a definitely increased cancer risk in those that were exposed to Hormoslyr. Or rather the dioxins in the Hormoslyr. Indeed the CEO of BT Chemicals, who in as a PR stunt actually drank the stuff on TV back in the seventies subsequently died from cancer himself. A bit of poetic irony that. (Though, for the nitpickers of which Slashdot seems to be full to the brim these days; there's of course no way to tell if that was a direct result of the drinking.)

      So I'd say there's evidence. Enough not to want to gather more empiciral whole population data on the subject, that's for certain.

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    6. Re:More FUD by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's the point. They initially relied on animal models, which turned out to have no correspondance in humans.

      Of course, they only discovered that after a town in CA was razed to the ground because of a dioxin scare. Turned out that after years of living with massively high levels of dioxin in Italy, actual humans showed no signs of increased cancer levels.

      Of course, in retrospect people remembered that for decades dioxin had been filling factories without the workers in them being hurt by it.

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    7. Re:More FUD by okmijnuhb · · Score: 1

      Repeat after me: Agent Orange is in no way related to RoundUp.

      Ok, lets put some in your food, and have you breathe some of it.
      I'm sure you'll agree it's just wonderful.

    8. Re:More FUD by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1
      That's the point. They initially relied on animal models, which turned out to have no correspondance in humans.

      Interesting and the first I've heard of it. As I said, in Sweden we're seeing the increases in cancer rate (in people that is, not rats). Do you have any references, links or anything like that?

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    9. Re:More FUD by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1
      Interesting and the first I've heard of it. As I said, in Sweden we're seeing the increases in cancer rate (in people that is, not rats). Do you have any references, links or anything like that?

      Poor form follwing up to your own post, I know. I just did some searching and it seems that WHO and many others (e.g. the EPA) is on my side of the argument. TCDD is a known human carcinogen (with many Swedish studies confirming this).

      As so often when discussing American environmental matters I did find something that could be the reason for the dissent; 2,4-D and 2,4,5-TD are still in use in the US, with heavy hitting lobby groups campaining for that to continue (it is of course very difficult and prohibitively expensive to manufacture these herbicides without any dioxin contamination). Here it was banned in 1977 and hence we can do research without the medeling from large multinationals (as has proven so problematic in research in the oil, tobacco and to a lesser extent the medical industry).

      So to sum up, if you're going to change our opinion on the matter you're going to have to come up with some hefty citations. And research paid for by the same industry that manufactures the stuff is going to have lighter weight than governmentally funded studies (and note that the government was actually opposed to the ban of Hormoslyr in 1977 here in Sweden). They're not without impact, that's not what I'm saying, just that they are compromised to a fair degree. I don't know the US legal term, but it's got to do with not having to bite the hand that feeds you.

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    10. Re:More FUD by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      I can't locate any online copies of the article, but the 15 year study of Seveso is in Epidemiology 1997;8:646-652. The study didn't find any statistically significant increased risk of cancer in those exposed very heavily to dioxin. See JunkScience.com for a brief analysis.

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    11. Re:More FUD by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I'll have a look.

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  49. No.. its not, Do you eat Corn? or Wheat? by HighOrbit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, it is not sick. It is progress. Humanity has been "genetically engineering" crops for many thousands of years. Previously we did it through selective breeding that took many tens of generations to get to the final product, but now we can do it in just a few generations in the lab. Corn is a grass. The orginal wild corn is not much different from the grass growing in your yard. Very small seed-kernels and a small yield. But the ancient Maya, Toltecs, Hopi, Azetcs and others "genetically" engineered it over many years into the Maize Corn that we eat today. It took them hundreds (perhaps thousands) of years to get a final product. We can do this over the course of a few years in a lab by isolating and encouraging (turning on) beneficial genes. Did you know that that thousands of human lives have been saved by the development of high-yield rice that simply involved encouraging it to grow with a short stalk? (short stalks do not sag and rot in the water).

    Now I will agree that there are two kinds of genetic engineering and that one suits me fine and the other I find disturbing. I have no problem with isolating and encouraging naturally occuring recessive traits. I do have concerns about "transgenic" engineering that splices genes from another species (especially when we are talking about animals instead of plants).

  50. Heh by a5cii · · Score: 1

    Scotts....fairways....golf :-)

  51. Terminator gene? by Faust7 · · Score: 1

    the "terminator gene".

    I'm uneducated in genetics, so I'll just assume that's a gene that gives something cybernetic killing capabilities. AWESOME.

    1. Re:Terminator gene? by Mr+Guy · · Score: 1

      No a terminator gene is like a semicolon in the DNA.

    2. Re:Terminator gene? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or to be more helpful, it's pre-castration. The plants grow, but they don't reproduce.

      Just think Jurassic Park... oh wait, you're not supposed to think that.

  52. Dangerous? by Silvertre · · Score: 1

    I know people have concerns over the possibility of genetically altered plants screwing up the eco system and that they could possibly get out of control, but why not just engineer plants that don't produce viable seeds (I remember that some companies are doing this but I don't remember which ones of the top of my head). If you find out that the plants are somehow harmful to the enviroment you just kill them and that's it.

    1. Re:Dangerous? by a5cii · · Score: 1

      Because the plant which is being messed with and made to die out via non viable seeds maybe the only food for certain species

  53. What we really neeed by jameson71 · · Score: 1

    What we really need is not a grass resistant to herbicide, but a hardy grass that only grows to a maximum height of 2" and stays green easily, if not all the time. Of course producing this grass would kill SScott's fertilizer business, not to mention the mawnmower manufacturers...

  54. I've heard rumors that the US gov't is too by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    But in their case I'm talking about marijuana. I remember reading somewhere that the feds were dumping pollen that produces low-THC marijuana on pot fields in Mexico and such... which explains a lot.

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  55. Feral Mutant Killer NEW from Monsanto! by TempusMagus · · Score: 1

    What amuses me, in a horrific end-of-the-world kind of way, is that the introduction of anything new into an ecosystem has ALWAYS had a impact on the whole system. Just becuase the human perception of time can't see the change by staring at it for 5 minutes doesnt mean the change is not there or any less profound. Change that moves that slow has to be proved by science which, as we know, is becomming just another corporate whore.

    Also, look at the damage non-indenengous species have wrecked. South Florida is losing tons of fish due to the introduction non-native species. Kudzu is a foreign import. The huge rats-things called Nutria. Etc. Boy, I bet Monsanto will make a fortune in Feral Mutant Killer (to protect the children!) in 10 years time.

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  56. The Scots... Grass... by JessLeah · · Score: 1

    ...Why did I just think of Groundskeeper Willie talking about genetically engineered grass?

  57. Yeah, I've seen those sheep in action by barakn · · Score: 1

    It's amazing. They rip the grass, roots and all, straight out of the ground. Then they clench the stems in their mouths and whip their heads so they can knock the root ball against a fence and get the dirt out. It's the most effective means of removing an invasive grass species that I've ever seen. Not.

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  58. Re:Good For Them by Theatetus · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Golf courses demand a huge amount of chemicals, fertilizers, and maintenance to keep its fairways lush, and its greens perfect.

    Read the article again. The "problem" currently is that groundskeepers can't simply dump huge amounts of herbicide everywhere since the grass will die. This grass lets them dump huge amounts of herbicide everywhere to kill the normal weeds.

    Yeah, I'm jumping for joy over this. I was just thinking the other day that there isn't enough herbicide being dumped on the ground right now.

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  59. fine with Scott by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    How will any fine on Scott pay to clean up the extinction of a natural grass species it replaces, when it eventually "escapes"?

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  60. Right... by dracvl · · Score: 1, Funny

    I always knew golfing would lead to the downfall of humanity.

  61. Re:Just because we can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    we could ... kill half the worlds population with nukes, do you think we should?

    Hmmm... Hmmm.... Which half of the population?

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    [joke people!]

  62. If it spreads to your garden.... by kellererik · · Score: 1

    .... some lawyer sent by Monsanto etc. will sue you for using their IP without paying for it.
    Happened to some poor farmers in Canada growing Soy as far as I recall, they even sued one for keeping seeds for next year (they won BTW).
    Have fun getting rid of the modified grass without paying your years salary.

    my 2 cents

  63. Make up yer mind by Dachannien · · Score: 1, Funny

    First the environmentalists complain that we are paving the earth. Now they're complaining that grass threatens to run rampant over the planet, wreaking its revenge on asphalt and concrete everywhere.

  64. Only on the surface ;-) by bstadil · · Score: 1
    And instead they're concentrating on making golf courses greener? WTF?

    This might not be as bad as you make it since the learning will eventually benefit the industry.

    The analogy is the consumer industry driving the semiconductor industry. It used to be that most of the innovations came derived from military needs, but when the mass market requirement started to fuel the research and engineering it really took of.

    Same thing will with biotech, so in that sense the Golf course "waste" is OK.

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  65. Re:Just because we can by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why go through all the bother of engineering this new grass when they can just do the following:

    1) Engineer a type of Badger/Mole hybrid
    2) Change the 'Eats:' variable to weeds
    3) Pump up the 'Hunger' variable
    4) Give it some of that cool red Terminator vision for scoping out weeds (think 'Target Identified')
    5) ???
    6) Profit!

    Much easier.

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  66. It doesn't exist. by rebelcool · · Score: 1

    Its one of those great FUD myths the anti-GM people like to spread. Monsanto at one time briefly studied whether including a gene that sterilized the plant to prevent it from reproducing after a generation. Thus a farmer would have to buy new seeds every year from them.. etc.

    It was never actually made as it was considered infeasible and likely to piss off customers and it was officially terminated (pun intended) back in something like 1998.

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  67. Bill Gates was RIGHT! by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1

    the world will look just like the Windows XP 'Bliss' background, god help us all.

  68. They need it to feed the cloned sheep. (NT) by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    First the Scotts started cloning sheep.

    http://www.usoe.k12.ut.us/curr/science/sciber00/ 7t h/genetics/sciber/genetic.htm

    Now they have to modify the grass to keep up.

    How long do you think it will be before there's some Scottish breakthrough improving on dirt.

    Or perhas SASA (the Scottish areonautics and space agency) will build a rocket that can send a sheep all the way to Dublin.

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  69. No, they haven't by barakn · · Score: 2
    You obviously have no idea what genetic engineering is. What the Native Americans and many other cultures did was selective breeding, not genetic engineering. With selective breeding, organisms with bad traits are removed from the population, increasing the population of plants bearing good alleles, like those that make corn kernels large vs. those that make them small. Or perhaps closely related species are hybridized together. Rarely a mutation might happen, but generally selective breeding only takes genes that are already present and filters out the undesireable ones.

    The methods of genetic engineering are entirely different. Completely novel genes (from entirely unrelated organisms or dreamed up in a lab) are inserted randomly into an organism's genome using methods that are far more complicated than simply mating two organisms together and looking at their offspring. These methods may insert a new gene into a previously working gene or its control regions, rendering it useless. Or the insertion into a control region may make a previously inactive gene active, or cause it to express itself at a different time during the growth cycle.

    Using selective breeding I can make better corn. Using genetic engineering I can make corn express botulinum toxin.

    Mod parent clueless.

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    1. Re:No, they haven't by NineNine · · Score: 1

      Well, I did a brief stint on college as a biology major with a specialty in genetics, and I spent a few semestes running gels, so I think I understand what genetic engineering is. The fact of the matter is, it *is* the same thing. Who says that there's not Roundup proof grass growing in the Amazon now? What about under the ocean? There are Roundup-proof plants that occur naturally. All they're doing is dramatically shortening the process that it takes to get there. Cross-breeding can create dramatically different new species, very few of which have proved harmful, since chances are, there's already another species out there that'll eat or kill them, and if there isn't, one will come along to do so. The fact is that the genes exist already, and all they're doing is manually flipping the switch, as opposed to taking generations and generations of breeding to do the same thing.

  70. Re:No.. its not, Do you eat Corn? or Wheat? by barakn · · Score: 1

    Selective breeding is noit a form of genetic engineering. You muddy the issue when comparing the two. There is no 'engineering' involved in deciding which of two corn plants has better kernels. There is engineering involved when shooting gold particles coated with foreign DNA into corn cells.

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  71. The farming community by barakn · · Score: 1

    ... should have something to say about this. I doubt farmers want Roundup-resistant grass infesting their Roundup-resistant crops, or passing the resistance to even worse types of grass. There is a reason why two bureaus within the Department of Agriculture have already expressed concern.

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  72. Profit plan by tehanu · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think people have not yet realised the company's plan of profit.

    1. Make genetically modified grass.
    2. Wait until it is accidentally spread to rest of town's/city's lawns eg. wind.
    3. Sue whole town/city for patent violation because there is no way their intellectual property aka the grass could have got into people's lawns without them stealing the seed. This is because mankind can control nature with pinpoint control. If we say the grass won't spread because we cut it short enough, then damn it, nature will fall in place whether it likes it or not.
    4. Profit!

    The sad part is given past court cases they would actually have a very good chance of winning their case in court...

  73. wait a while before using by DuctTape · · Score: 1
    I would suggest waiting a while before acquiring this new grass since you never know how it'll wear after a few years of real use.

    Case in point: after moving to Texas, we listened to a local gardening show to figure out what sod to use in the tract house we were having built. The local radio gardener d00d recommended Buffalo 609 hybrid as a good one to use: native, liked little water, resistant to weeds, etc. All fair and good, so we shell out kilobucks to have it put in.

    It looked great the first two or three years, then bermudagrass crawled in. Well gee, wasn't it supposed to resist weeds? Yeah, as long as you don't water it. Then it looks brown and ratty and not resistent to kids trampling about, and the local homeowners association fines you. Oh yeah, you can't use pesticides on it since it's pretty close to a weed itself, and its closest cousin is, surprise, bermudagrass! And now with the rainy weather we've been having the past couple years, clover moves in. We've already replaced one section with St. Augustine (sucks water like there's no tomorrow, brown fungus patch, dies at the first sign of single-digit temps).

    So let the golf courses have their fun. Just wait a couple years and see if Mr. Garden D00d still likes it before buying it yourself.

    Whoops, I just lost all my nerd cred.

    DT

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  74. Re:Good For Them by dekashizl · · Score: 1

    The ONLY viable alternative is for groundskeepers to hire dozens of workers to *manually remove weeds*, but this requires abolition of the socialist minimum wage laws to be economically feasible. Are you prepared for THAT solution? You can't have your free organic cake and eat it too.

  75. Nets. by lawpoop · · Score: 3, Funny
    Giant nets all over the place. Actually, while we're at it, why not just set up hamster-like tubing connecting major cities? That way we don't have to deal with other allergens, cold weather, sunlight, wind, rain, etc.

    Skinner: "Well, I was wrong; the lizards are a godsend."
    Lisa: "But isn't that a bit shortsited? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?"
    Skinner: "No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards."
    Lisa: "But aren't the snakes even worse?"
    Skinner: "Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat."
    Lisa: "But then we're stuck with gorillas!"
    Skinner: "No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death."

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  76. genetically engineered (modified) trees by r5t8i6y3 · · Score: 1

    another huge problem is GE trees. the following information summarizes the issues.

    [from: http://globaljusticeecology.org/index.php?page=get rees]

    Background: Threats from Genetically Engineered Trees

    Threats from the release of genetically modified trees into the environment are extremely serious and differ according to the traits for which they are modified.

    Herbicide Resistance
    Threats from glyphosate resistant GE tree plantations include:
    o toxification and damage to soils (glyphosate persists in soils for up to 3 years);
    o increased reliance on chemicals and susceptibility to disease;
    o poisoning of wildlife and killing of beneficial insects;
    o escape of pollen from engineered trees causing herbicide-resistant "weed trees"
    resulting in increasing applications of ever more toxic herbicides to eliminate them.

    Insect Resistance
    Threats from trees engineered to exude Bt toxin include:
    o the elimination of beneficial insects and creation of "super-pests": insecticide-resistant
    insects which have few remaining natural predators;
    o serious disruptions in soil microflora and fauna as well as fungus from Bt exuded
    through plant roots;
    o Contamination of water.

    Bt trees also have a huge competitive advantage over their wild relatives. Should pollen from Bt trees escape, ecological havoc would result, as insect populations would be disrupted and Bt trees, having an unnatural advantage, could take over.

    Sterility
    Because of the threats from genetic contamination of native trees, any GE trees released into the environment would have to be permanently sterile. However, even proponents of genetically engineering trees do not believe that this is possible. GE Trees sterility researcher J.L. Hamrick states, "genes will escape, based on what we know about trees. At what rate, we don't know yet."

    In Germany, a test plot of engineered aspen was given a five-year permit. Because this aspen was known to flower after seven years, harvest of the tree would occur before flowering to prevent gene transfer. However, one of the trees inexplicably began to flower after only three years.

    In addition, according to The New Physiologist, pollen from a single pine has been found 600 kilometers (360 miles) away from the source. This means one genetically altered pine could potentially spread its engineered genes over more than 1,130,400 square kilometers of land, contaminating any native forests in that area.

    However you look at it, the issue of sterility is a no-win situation. The most likely scenario is a plantation where most of the trees are sterile-resulting in vast plantations of tree clones devoid of seeds, nuts, fruit or pollen, which are incapable of supporting wildlife. However, there will be a few trees that will flower. The engineered pollen from these trees will contaminate native forests in a never ending cycle leading to an ecological catastrophe.

    GE Tree Plantations Replacing Native Forests
    Another concern is the potential for GE tree plantations to replace native forests. Roger A. Sedjo, of the industry think-tank Resources for the Future, in his report, "Biotechnology and Planted Forests: Assessment of Potential and Possibilities," describes the potential for GE trees causing increased establishment of tree plantations (most likely where native forests recently grew).

    "The cost-reducing nature of the herbicide tolerance gene, glyphosate, suggests that its application alone would increase the level of plantation establishment in the range of 78,700 to 225,000 hectares (197,000-562,500 acres) annually over what would have been established on a worldwide basis without the innovation, thereby adding a net addition to global production of between 1.97-5 million m3 annually." (emphasis added)

    Threats to Public and Private Lands
    There is also a threat to private and public lands from GE trees. The inevita

    1. Re:genetically engineered (modified) trees by r5t8i6y3 · · Score: 1

      [here's an introductory paragraph for the above post that i forgot to include]

      Global Justice Ecology Project is planning to collaborate with European groups on a campaign against the United Nations to convince them to rescind their decision to allow GE trees to be used in carbon sink plantations as part of the Kyoto Protocol. In December 2003, the United Nations issued a go-ahead for countries to include genetically engineered trees in plantations designed to soak up carbon emissions from industries in order to address global warming. However, the use of genetically engineered trees in these plantations will lead to forest health crises that worsen global warming rather than help alleviate it.

    2. Re:genetically engineered (modified) trees by z4ce · · Score: 1

      A lot of these threats look similiar to the dangerous chemical DHMO. Do you think there might be a connection?

  77. The talking heads are right again... by ibbey · · Score: 1
  78. The best hybrid grass is (of course) by Rex+Code · · Score: 2, Funny

    A cross between Kentucky Bluegrass and California Sensimilla. Especially if I'm going to be playing 18 holes on it.

  79. Controlling Escaped Organisms by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    Environmentalists have long opposed bioengineered crops of any kind, and fear that '...if it was to escape onto public land, we wouldn't know how to control it.'

    Of course we know how to control escape organisms.

    Kill them all -- burn everything to the ground.

    Fuel-Air bombs for lesser evils; nuclear bombs for extreme evils.

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  80. So lets just stop thinking about it and give up? by Atanamis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm sorry, but I strongly disagree with your conclusion. You are correct that there are experts that know far more about the subject than we do. You are also correct about the AI researcher knowing more about AI than the secretary or mechanic. However, in both cases I think that the non-expert has a right to consider the possible consequences of a technology, and determine whether they feel the dangers outweigh the benefits.

    There are always dangers to implementing a new technology, particularly one that may be difficult to purge if its consequences are undesirable. While I support the cautious use of genetically engineered plants, there is a real concern of loosing control of those plants if we are not careful.

    The analogy to making changes to a C library are quite valid. When we make substantial changes to any system, we need to be careful to have a pretty good idea what the side effects might be. This is true of new code, of new medications, and of introducing new plants to an ecosystem. We shouldn't let fear of the unknown paralyse us, but neither should we dive headlong into unknown waters without first taking some precautions.

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  81. In Re: Killer Bees by susano_otter · · Score: 1
    I've been hearing in the news for over ten years that this is the year that killer bees will finally arrive in California.

    Where are they coming from? It's not quite clear, really, but I think it's Texas.

    Meanwhile, I never hear reports about killer bee infestations in Texas, Arizona, New Mexico, or Nevada--all places I'd expect to hear about killer bees from, on their way to California. For a deadly infestation that's supposed to be here "real soon now", these alleged bees don't seem to be causing trouble even in the places they've supposedly already overrun.

    So don't play the Killer Bees Card on me. The real bees were supposed to have stung me to death ten years ago. As of today, not only have they completely failed to conquer California, but as far as I can tell, they've completely failed to conquer Texas, as well.

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    1. Re:In Re: Killer Bees by JuggleGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I've been hearing in the news for over ten years that this is the year that killer bees will finally arrive in California.

      You don't sound like you've paid much attention to the articles. There are already killer bees in California. I've paid a little attention to this because I'm allergic to bee stings, live in Texas, and go camping from time to time. They didn't come from Texas, they came from Brazil. Texas is just one area they've travelled to.

      Calling them killer bees is a little misleading. It's not like they are taking orders from Osama and go out looking to kill people/animals. But the will aggressively protect their hive, and they have killed people. They will also reproduce with domestic honey bees (which are nomally fairly mellow little guys), and the aggressive gene's are dominate, so soon the entire hive goes from being regular bees to being a strain of AHB's - Africanized Honey Bees.

      The link below will give some useful information, including the fact that they were reported in California 10 years ago. They aren't overrunning Texas, or anywhere else, to the point where people can't live there. But it does have an effect on normal beekeeping, on agriculture, and on people who just happen to stumble into the wrong place without realizing they are there.

      In the current context: If the genetically modified bees hadn't escaped in Brazil roughly 50 years ago, then they wouldn't be a problem. But they did, and now they've spread quite far, with signs that the problem will continue to get worse. It's better to plan ahead than to simply assume "There isn't any problem with this." I don't have a strong opinion about the genetically modified grass - but I wouldn't write it off as a non-problem without more information and testing, either.

      http://www.desertusa.com/mag98/sep/stories/kbees.h tml

    2. Re:In Re: Killer Bees by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. Thanks for the clarification.

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  82. Clover by sjbrown · · Score: 1

    It's called clover. It's green, it's short, and it competes well with weeds. Needs no mowing.

    I'm trying to encourage it to fill my lawn. 1/3 of the way there.

  83. Re:No.. its not, Do you eat Corn? or Wheat? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

    > Selective breeding is noit a form of genetic engineering.

    Um, you are controlling the appearance/behavior/function of a plant or animal by controlling what genetic factors will be passed to it. How is that *not* a form a genetic engineering?

    > There is no 'engineering' involved in deciding which of two corn plants has better kernels.
    > There is engineering involved when shooting gold particles coated with foreign DNA into corn cells.

    Ah, I see. It's genetic engineering when you use evil gadgets to do it.

    Chris Mattern

  84. Scotts business by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    Their business is lawns. They're just doing their business the best they can. What do you expect them to do, try to expand into a field where there are already strong competitors?

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  85. Not new by utlemming · · Score: 1

    I work at a plant nursery as the Hard Goods Manager and part of my job is dealing with chemicals, like Round-up (glufosinate (sp?)) and grass. I recently had a discussion with a turf grass company that has developed through natural selection grass that is Round-up resistant. The idea is that the production of grass that is resistant to the number one weed killer in the nation would allow for people to control noixious weeds, like crabgrass, goosegrass, foxtail, nutsedge, quakegrass, etc., with out having to spend money on expensive and specialized chemicals. Also, with a Round-up resistant grasses it would eliminate the need for MSMA (which is monosodium methal-arsenate, aka an arsenic product) and others which are extemely toxic to the enviroment to control turf problems.

    However, if the Oregon Dept. of Ag., says no, then the project is over. Most of the grass in this country is grown in Oregon and Western Idaho. Premuim grasses carry a "blue" or "gold" label that bears the State's approval of the seed. Golf courses use the highest and premium grades of grass that are not available to the public, and consequently will not use the same grass that you will find on the shelfs of your local Home Depot. Gulf courses will not use seed unless it has been certified by a Dept. of Ag.

    Also, Bentgrass is considered a weed for home-owners. Most homeowners cannot afford a bentgrass lawn. The care is meticulious. A special lawn mower has to be used (the blades are like scissors, instead of the standard home-owner lawn mower that spins.) Additionally the grass requires an amazing amount of fertilizing. So the fear of this getting out of control is overstated. The only way this would get to seed would be for a course to defunct, or for some home-owner who forks out the money to let it go to pot. With the cost of bentgrass running at a modest $4-6 a pound, it is nearly twice the cost of Blue grasses, and three times more than the Turf-type tall fescues (of which you can have a golf course grade lawn by using premium seed). In other words, only millionaires could afford to have this on their lawn.

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  86. A -1 search did not reveal this topic. by t0qer · · Score: 1

    The US goverment sprays columbian drug fields Don't mark me troll if you disagree, please respond. I think it would be great for the drug cartels if they could apply this technology towards their drug crops as a deterrent to congress for taking money from schools to pull shit like this.

    Knowing congress though, they would probably send some funds to research some new "Super-Herbacide" that gives the fish a third eye.

  87. I find it even sillier... by Theatetus · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...that a bunch of people seem to think that corporately-funded research should be considered "science" without any skepticism.

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  88. Won't change much by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 1

    Golf courses already drench their grass in weedkillers. No other way to get that perfectly flat weedless result. If anything, this might reduce pollution, allowing one application of the strong stuff to substitute for several of weaker chemicals. (Yes this would still be an economic gain to Monsanto - because the customer is guaranteed to use their strong stuff.)

    1. Re:Won't change much by prairiedawg · · Score: 1

      I believe that Monsanto is not at all interested in selling chemicals... Roundup (glyphosate) is no longer protected by patent and is manufactured by many different companies. Monsanto's future is in license fees for their patented glyphosate-resistant genetic information.

      The problem I have with Monsanto is that they are rushing headlong into making glyphosate-resistant plant production so ubiquitous that within a short period of time, glyphosate will no longer be a viable herbicide. Mother nature is much more efficient than Monsanto... without careful use, many glyphosate resistant plant species will quickly evolve and render the chemical useless.

  89. Scotts Grass... by Dinosaur+Jr. · · Score: 1

    Scotts Grass is people! It's people!

  90. Re:Just because we can by SirKodiak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Man did those things because the possible gains outweighed the possible pitfalls we could do a lot of things that would be incredibly stupid like kill half the worlds population with nukes, do you think we should? Technology!=progress, with great power comes great responsibility(and an even greater temptation to misuse that power)

    None of the changes mentioned were done by all humans at the same time. Groups started experimenting with them, and they were able to out-compete groups that didn't. There were plenty of similar developements which didn't work better than what was used in the past, but they didn't stick around because they didn't work. But it's not like anyone sat down and mapped out the possible gains and the possible pitfalls, and made a decision for all of humanity to switch to agriculture.

    Unfortunately, genetic engineering is capable of introducing changes that affect everyone in the world. As such, the strategies that don't work have the possibility of negatively affecting everyone.

    So, yes, this is a case where some amount of caution isn't unreasonable. However, while the world may be small enough that we can all affect each other, it's too big to expect that this sort of thing won't happen, whether one group likes it or not. It is a situation with a real possibility of disaster.

    And just to clarify, I'm not against genetic engineering. I'm not anti-technology. It's an exciting time to be alive, with all the risks associated with that.

  91. It's not copy-protected? by joelgrimes · · Score: 2, Informative

    If history is any guide, it is protected, but not like you'd think.

    Essentially, it sounds like Scotts is producing a "roundup ready" (rr) grass.

    The scam works like this: Monsanto owns patents on the most widely used herbicide in the world (roundup). They also own patents on Roundup Ready crops (wheat, soybeans, canola...). They sell the seeds to farmers who can now safely spray their crops to keep the weeds down.

    So lets say you own the farm next to a RR field and grow the same crop (but not a monsanto version of it). Natually, some seeds will find their way onto your property so your field will be contaminated. Next season you replant from what you produced last year - well NOW you have some rr crops.

    Monsanto hires private investigators to tresspass on your property, take some of your wheat, soybeans, whatever, and take them back to their lab to test. If they find you have rr crops, then, my friend, you just got 0wn3d! That's right, farmber bob, they OWN YOUR CROPS! And don't think that being in Canada or Europe gives you immunity - for the most part, it doesn't. Monsanto is trying desperately to get it's GM seeds to propogate throughout the world so they'll be able to permanently extract licensing fees from farmers (that's right - you license their seed for a year, you don't buy it).

    Having trouble swallowing that one? Try this on for size.

    I don't see how changing the players changes anything. The rules are the rules and Scotts can do the same thing Monsanto does.

    Lest you think this is coming from some wack-job leftie environmentalist, it ain't. I just think that Monsanto is every bit as evil as MS - even more because they're mucking about with the food supply - which means peoples LIVES!

  92. The solution by James+Lewis · · Score: 1
    We create a sort of Noah's ark, a place where we take every plant/animal we like, and enclose it. Then we go about killing off everything on the planet. Once everything is dead, we let everything we like back out on to the planet, and live happily ever after.

    Hey... it worked for God.

  93. Re:Just because we can by SilentWatcher · · Score: 1

    Yeah but what happens when the badger decides that _we_ are weeds? Arnold's busy, he won't be able save us.

  94. Re:Good For Them by peachpuff · · Score: 1

    Definitely. I live in a state with a lot of golf courses, and runoff (both fertilizer and pesticide) is already a big problem. Golf courses are huge--one hole is the size of a neighborhood, and only four people at a time can use it. It's time for golfers to be a little less anal about their grass.

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  95. What's the worst that could happen? by ubrinkley · · Score: 1

    This was answered by Ward Moore in his science fiction classic "Greener Than You Think" (1947). (Highly recommended.) I don't want to spoil it for potential readers, but the consequences are negative. What's the best that could happen? This would allow greenskeepers to use glyphosate instead of the really nasty stuff they use now to control weeds on golph courses. Glyphosate being a relatively benign chemical. Most probable result: somewhere in the middle. I won't estimate the probable value to society, since the only value I see in golf is amusement at the people doing it, but it would appear that the downside risk is likely to outweigh the upside potential.

  96. Creep Show by slorge · · Score: 1

    The first thing I thought of was the episode in the Creep Show movie that starred Steven King as the backwoods hick who found the meteor. "Meteor Sh*t"

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  97. It's in our food... by DietVanillaPepsi · · Score: 1
    So why not have it in our grass?

    Seriously, though. GM crops are such a hotly debated topic that it's hard to see past the extremes of each viewpoint and come to a reasonable consensus regarding the issue. Americans have been eating GM food for years and have managed not to grow too many extra limbs unless you count the abundance of jelly rolls turned extra sets of titties that have graced the upper halves of many an American.

    Genetic modification of foods can be used responsibly. However, I'm uncomfortable with GM crops possibly not being adequately contained. I think that should be the largest of our worries. There should be more freedom of choice and GM foods should be labeled as such.

  98. Think KUDZU by EPDowd · · Score: 1

    Think KUDZU. Then get out your flame throwers, your, toxic poisons, tactical Nuc's, and be ready to fight the fight of your life...and lose.

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  99. Not open source genetics: locked hood genetics... by geekotourist · · Score: 4, Informative
    Note- IAAAEAAB (I am an agricultural economist and a biologist). I don't have any fundamental problems with true genetic engineering (moving genes from one species to another which would never have jumped over using regular cross-breeding): I've done it myself. I do have problems with current implementations of GE because
    • they focus on zero tolerance for weeds / pests: in the long run this will be more expensive than "accept a marginal and mildly fluctuating loss"
    • they're closed source, top-down implementations that lead to monocultures
    • They break standards

    Their closed-source version is a variant of better dog food.com where they don't just sell you the dogfood. The dog can only eat BDF.com dogfood *and* you only lease the dog *plus* you only can get poodles (and they'll sue you if poodle puppies show up in your neighborhood). The problem that Montanto is trying to solve isn't "how can farmers improve crop yields and reduce weeds?" Monsanto's problem is "How can we lock farmers into using our weedkillers?"

    Think of it like a bug patch. Imagine we find a major vulnerability, solved by upgrading some software. The open source method might be to make that software available for people to patch into whatever software they're currently running. The closed source version would be to 1. Sell new software that works with the patch 2. Sell the patch, 3. Insist that all old software is dangerous and outdated and should never be used in business. (4. and then later on when a new worm comes out, a huge percent of programs can be hit all at once due to the monoculture).

    With Andean potato farmers this is exactly what happened. You have farmers who've developed hundreds of different potato varieties over the years: buttery tasting ones, meaty tasting ones, ones that grow in drought / shade / various altitudes... and these potatoes could be susceptible to a particular pest (quite likely one or more of their varieties already had resistance: another story). A major North American company came in saying "Hey, our potato + pesticide combination is resistant to the pest. Buy both from us, then you'll have no problems. By the way our potato is patented- don't think about crossbreeding it." At the same time they launched a major advertising (FUD) campaign in major potato buying markets saying "Hey, our potato is the best most modern potato. Don't buy anything else." So farmers couldn't just patch their own potatoes- they had to buy into the product / product cycle upgrade of the NA company. Sounds familiar?

    Or look at "golden rice." Who can argue with preventing blindness from vitamin deficiencies? Do you want Blind Babies??? But is upping the vitamin A content of rice the best method to get vitamin A to people? What about veggies which already contain high quantities of beta-carotene (yams? carrots? Other richly-colored veggies and fruits?). The royalty payments for Golden Rice could instead pay for a variety of other seeds. And if you do want to up the A content of rice, should people get to choose which varieties get upgraded?

    And sometimes they're breaking standards while they're at it, (think like what VeriSign did recently with their redirect). For example, BT is a bacteria /toxin used by organic farmers for decades to kill certain insect pests. At the previous rate of use- as a spray- there was a very, very low probability of insects developing resistance. Decades of use hadn't produced it. Now that BT has been spliced into crop plants, the widespread planting of monocultures of BT crops means BT resistance is increasingly likely. As this happens the non-organic farmers can move onto other pesticides. But the organic farmers whose old standard- BT sprays- will also become useless have no backup. There was no system set up to compensate these farmers from their soon to be broken standard. Nor was their any "royalty" paid to these farmers who'd discovered BT in the first place.

  100. Already Seen it... by Kid+Zero · · Score: 1

    It's called Kudzu.

  101. Grass? by MrFreshly · · Score: 1

    How does it smoke?

  102. What's the worry? by robokev · · Score: 1

    ...Those four kids on Telletubbies seemed to adjust.

  103. Oh please! by Kent+Simon · · Score: 1

    people have been genetically engineering things since the dawn of domestication. You think the cows you eat today are the same as they were once in the wild. Or perhaps look at the many varying breeds of dogs that exist today. Genetic engineering is no more than selective breeding on a very very direct level.

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  104. a fundamental misconception by lukesl · · Score: 1

    IAAB, and I'm constantly shocked at the persistence of a fundamental misconception of how drug/herbicide resistance works. Putting in a mutation or extra gene that confers resistance to a chemical does NOT make the organism stronger. If anything, it makes the organism weaker. The organism only has an advantage when that chemical is around. Basically, if golf course grass were overtaking parks and forests, and the only thing holding it back was use of herbicides, it would be incredibly stupid to release herbicide-resistant golf course grass into the wild. However, if the native grass isn't overgrowing everything now, the herbicide-resistant grass won't either. The worst case scenario is that we're going to be in the situation where we were before the herbicide was invented. It's the same thing with antibiotic-resistant bacteria, which are no deadlier than bacteria were prior to the discovery of penicillin.

    I'm not trying to trivialize peoples' concerns. I'm sure farming sucked before modern herbicides, and if the grass or a wild relative is a problem for farmers, people should think carefully about doing this. But it is simply incorrect to believe that this grass will somehow be stronger than the native grass.

  105. Re:TROLL! by dustmite · · Score: 1

    Uh, how is it a troll? It's true, and it's on-topic, and you can't refute the arguments either - so you just call it a troll because you don't like what you hear?

  106. Re:Just because we can by Jonathan · · Score: 1

    What is is just so silly about technophobes is that they never win. The original saboteurs tried to halt technology by throwing their shoes at their feared machines. Did they win? The simple fact is that if something is possible to do, it *will* be done. What's more, within a generation, nobody understands what the big deal was. Nobody complains that flying is "unnatural" anymore.

    I've got a simple solution -- the technophobes can go start reactionary communities similar in spirit to the Amish, and the rest of us can enjoy the fruits of technology, plus the added fun of having the technophobe communities as tourist attractions.

  107. in this case.... by zogger · · Score: 1

    ... and in similar cases involving actual human consumption FOOD, they are artifically creating a plant that can withstand the application of severe poisons, so that other plants nearby may perish, but their poison resistant plant will still live through a massive spraying.. that's it really. They want to sell more poisons,that'stheir business, which get spread throughout the environment, for "profit". Just to have marginally more "pure" golf courses. It's disgusting really. I do caretaking/mowing,etc for a living, and even I, who appreciates a sharp lawn, don't want to see this, some so called "advances" are just nuts, and a lot of the "advances" in use today should be curtailed.

    Along with mankinds advances in technology has come the realisation that technology can be misused, unfortunately, we always seem to find out AFTER the fact of this misuse causing gross harm.. Some examples are all the "superfund" sites now where it was considered "acceptable" at the time to willy nilly dump toxic waste, then years later "uh oh, well fellas, guess we didn't know it would make all these folks sick and dead...sorry". Examples with "new and improved and oh so safe medicines" being recalled later, after the fact of much "testing" to "be safe".

    I have several friends who have gotten plenty sick from "real safe, nothing to worry about men" Agent Orange. The government, industry "scientists" you name it all said it was "safe". Turns out it was hideously UNsafe, AFTER the fact of actually sickening and killing a lot of people. The same thing is happening now with "harmless depleted uranium munitions" -the weapon that just keeps on giving..and giving...

    And so and and so forth

    A good rule of thumb is, if some industry or scientist or government tells you to "don't worry, it's cool, trust us" is NOT

    We need to balance potential benefits against probable potential hazards. NO ONE on slashdot is a luddite, we are all here because we enjoy technology, and it is entirely possdible to advocate technology, to use it, but to use it safely and wisely, and part of wisdom is to learn to say NO if something is just too dangerous.

    We as humans have a duty to learn from our mistakes, and the one thing we should have learned is to go slow, and to not continually spread poisons or develop organisms that can be destructive. There is an exact reference here now, and a much serious problem, with poison resistant rapeseed (for canola oil) in canada now, and the "starlink" corn starting to spread all over. As a gardener, I know within a few years I won't be able to grow any of the corn I like, because starlink will have contaminated it all. I have made provisons for myself to some time in the future switch to greenhouse sealed containment food production-gardening, and have the pure food strain seeds I want stock piled and stored, because soon you won't be able to get them. Even worse coming are the "terminator" gene crops, which will, within a generation or so via air spread pollen and cross contamination, put basic food control and availability in the hands of a few corporations-across the planet. You won't be able to grow your own food without purchasing their seed and using their chemicals, and there is no guarantee that their seeds will be anything other than gross mass weight vegetables with little nutritional value, let alone the nuts cost of doing it that way. This is food we are talking about here, not just flavor of car fanboyism or even OS arguments. FOOD.

    If one can't see the "wrongness" in that,in allowing the public introduction of species like that, well....

    As to where the dna gets inserted, my bottom line is we got enough problems with the wild stuff, we don't need to be adding to it. Humans civilised behavior and social consciousness hasn't advanced near as well as our ability to just implement technological advances, that's why we need to go slow with the chemicals and biologicals. Humans can just get too greedy and LIE over things to completely trust them with such issues, there needs a radical slowing -not stopping-but a slowing in certain areas, especially releasing engineered organisms into the wild and spreading more poisons...

  108. It's just bentgrass by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    In the cool season range a fairly hardy low growing very fine leafed grass with weak roots. This is also used on greens in the south with much added work. Even an heebicide resistant variety can be easily killed in any climate. Don't water it! It is not drought resistant at all. If in a rainey area cover it with plastic. Not that big a deal.

    11 years in golf course maintenace.

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  109. Resistant to weed killer? by okmijnuhb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Great, now all they need to do is genetically modify humans, so that we don't get cancers and diseases from these weed killers.
    Anything that can kill a plant, ain't good for humans, just look at agent orange, if you need an example. I'd rather live with weeds than die of cancer, myself.

  110. Good point by sjbrown · · Score: 1

    Good point. I should clarify.

    Yield is not the same as (short-term) profit. The Roundup-ready solution can produce better profit in a crop year even though it reduces yield. This is because application is simpler and it actually does a good job of killing non-resistant plants (weeds).

    The problem with reduced yield is that for us (as soybean consumers) to get the same amount of soybeans through the Roundup-ready system, we need more land and more pesticide to do it.

    But yes, studies show that it is a profitable approach.

    BTW, I think your usage of the farmers is misleading. It gives the impression that our food is grown by individual landowners wearing John Deere hats and overalls.

  111. Frankenfoods? I prefer DRM for grass seed... by MacDork · · Score: 1

    It seems like most people who claim to oppose genetic modification of foods, plants, etc. are basing their views mostly on fears rather than any solid evidence.

    Tell us that when Scotts sues you for lawn piracy. I don't think you understand what the hoopla is about, so I'll explain in terms /.'ers will find familiar :-) Worries about bioengineering are not limited to food safety. One of the goals of the biotech companies is to develop a terminator gene. DRM for seed. Prevent the seed from growing into plants that create more seed that will germinate. Maybe 6 generation termination. Whatever suits their licensing fancy. Now imagine that terminator gene cross pollenating and getting into the general grass gene pool (Stuff happens. GM genes even jump species. BT Corn genes have been found in other species of grass. Even bacteria assimilate GM genes). Oops, we just killed all the grass in America, but that's OK. We have a fresh supply of Scotts brand grass to make your lawn green again! And remember kids, Scotts brand grass will only grow with Scotts brand fertilizer and pesticides! Ok, that is a gross over simplification, but you get the idea. If you think this is just irrational fear, I suggest some reading on the subject. Genetic Engineering != Selective Breeding.

  112. Re:Just because we can by I(rispee_I(reme · · Score: 1

    The reasons for famine are almost entirely political, with greedy s.o.b's hoarding food, stopping supply lines, etc. The U.S. produces so much surplus food that it pays its own farmers not to work their land. To summarize, the solution to world hunger is not a "miracle tomato" or anything like that; it is working to steadily increase the freedom of all the earth's inhabitants.

  113. let it grow, let it grow, let it grow... by tasinet · · Score: 1

    so, let it spread! more grass for everyone to smoke!

  114. Monstanto Vs. Schmeiser by monkeyboy87 · · Score: 1
    Well if you are in Canada, it will escape, and grow on your lawn and you'll pay for it escaping onto your lawn.

    see:

    www.percyschmeiser.com

  115. Two words: Agent Orange by jtheory · · Score: 1

    Until an entire field is covered in it...then several...then a large township...etc. It's not a problem to kill a golf course green with a shovel or burning it, but are you going to do the same with fields and larger?

    Two words: Agent Orange!

    Problem solved. We already have plenty of experience safely clearing large areas of vegetation. It's simply a matter of using an herbicide that our scientists (don't worry, kids - they're experts!) can guarantee is safe.

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  116. resistant escapes by redsilo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Those can be a problem but the resistance is usually to only one or two kinds of herbicide. As far as I know there have been no tillage resistant plants released. (tongue deeply in cheek)

  117. This fear is totally unfounded. by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 2, Insightful


    We are talking about herbicide resistant grasses.

    So here's the worst case scenario:

    "AIIIIEEEE!! My Roundup isn't working! We're all doomed! Now I will have to weed by hand! (Runs away in fear)"

    Call me when they make a lawnmower resistant grass. Then I'll panic.

  118. get some facts by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    Natural control: Outside of the tropics where Caulerpa occurs naturally, there is no known marine life that eats C. taxifolia in any significant quantities. C. taxifolia contains toxins that are distasteful to species that might feed on it.

    distasteful. Not deadly. It's not killing all the marine life in it's path. They're just eating McDonald's.

    http://swr.nmfs.noaa.gov/hcd/caulerpa/factsheet2 03 .htm

    Yes it's bad. No, it's not as bad as you make it out to be.

    Ben

  119. Whaaa you say maaaannn........ by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

    Hey.. Cheech.. Did someone say grass...... Ya Man... Genetically modified grass!!......

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  120. Hold your horse man! Think for a moment. by Viceice · · Score: 1

    ...How will a farmer kill off this weed (weed being what you call any unwanted plant growth) without killing his crop?...

    The usual way? With weedkiller? It's not like it's immune to all weed killers, it's only resistant to 'Roundup' after all.

    what are you going to do about all the other GM varieties that exist: spray once for each specific variety?

    Why not? I would think being able to do so would be a good, rather then bad thing. That way you can control what dies (weed) and what doesn't (crops). If you want to kill 2 types of GM weed, then use the weedkiller that they are mutually non-resistant to, or use a mix.

    How does a farmer easily tell which variety has spread onto his land in the first place?

    Isn't the up side to man made grass that it's been researched and very well defined? GM companies could publish an alamac and if the grass is physically indistinguishable from the natural version, a simple lab test will tell you what you are dealing with.

    And what about organic farmers who livelihoods depend on the use of no artificial chemicals whatsoever?

    If they don't use artificial chemicals in the 1st place, then what business do they have complaining about a weed resistant to a type of artificial weedkiller?

    If you pull it out, feed it to a cow, burn it, block it's sunlight, use something other then Roundup, etc it still dies. It's not an immortal plant you know.

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    1. Re:Hold your horse man! Think for a moment. by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

      Half the reason for creating GM crop varieties is (supposedly) to make life easier for farmers, so that they don't have to use so many pesticides, etc. Creating a need for them to use more pesticides such as you suggest is counter-productive, time-consuming and expensive.

      Also, contrary to what you believe, lab analysis doesn't constitute letting a farmer "easily tell" what variety of GM infestation he's dealing with: lab analysis takes time and money too, plus there's no telling how many samples a farmer might have to send in to determine the various infestations that he's dealing with at any one time.

      Lastly, you clearly know nothing about organic farming (which is no surprise, because you clearly no nothing about farming whatsoever). People buy organic produce because they want food that's been processed as little as possible, that's been grown (or reared) non-intensively using only natural methods and without the use of artificial pesticides or stimulants and they want it for medical as well as ethical reasons: there's proof linking pesticides found in modern farming use to dietary and other disorders, and research into the effects of the growth hormones given to chickens and other livestock to humans after consumption is also disturbing.

      If you have no concerns whatsoever about the widespread use of GM foods and GM plants in general then you are a fool. Michael Meacher, the UK government minister in charge of DEFRA (the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs), had some pretty damning things to say about GM crops until he was fired by Tony Blair. Given that Mr Meacher had probably read more briefings about GM products than you've had hot dinners I think that you shouldn't be so keen to turn over your long-term health to company's as unethical as Monsanto.

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    2. Re:Hold your horse man! Think for a moment. by Viceice · · Score: 1

      What has pesticide use got to do with weedkiller use? Anyway if you are switching words, the simple answer is to simply use a weedkiller that is not 'roundUp'. It still gets the weeds and the GM grass.

      Now, what you said is just plain giving up instead of addressing a problem. Like i said before, a book could be published detailing how to identify a GM plant. If said plant cannot be identified by physical means alone, do it chemically, or biologically. If lab testing is expensive, make companies who make GM crops come up with a field test kit that can be given free to farmers.

      There can only be so many plants that look the same but are diffrent biologically, and a test kit will tell instantly. Plus, writing that into law is still easier then the outright ban you want.

      Now, on with personal attacks, I may not know anything about farming, but you don't know anything about logical thinking.

      In your original post you said "And what about organic farmers who livelyhoods depend on the use of no artificial chemicals whatsoever? GM infestation can destroy their businesses faster than you can imagine"

      I question the logic behind "GM infestation can destroy their businesses faster than you can imagine".

      What this company did was make a plant resistant to a man-made weedkiller, NOT immune to conventional farming methods. So this has got NOTHING to do with organic farmers, because they DON'T use said weedkiller.

      Disagree? Then you being the expert on organic farming, tell me, how is this plant that is resistant to RoundUp a hazard to the methods employed by organic farmers to control weeds?

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    3. Re:Hold your horse man! Think for a moment. by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

      So your solution to infestation is legislation? Yeah, that's going to work, especially with the kind of political lobby that the GM producers command.

      Organic farmers rely on independent certification of their crops to be able to sell their crops as organic produce. That certification relies on everything from how long it's been since artificial fertilizers and pesticides were used on the land (the requirement is measured in years), to the type of seed used, etc. Any infestation of GM material on an organic crop field can make the entire crop ineligible for organic certification and render the field uncertifiable for several years to come.

      Given that organic farmers spend a lot of money making the transition to organic farming and that their crop yields are lower, not being able to sell their crops at the price commanded by organic produce can be a staggering blow.

      Perhaps you should do some further reading on the subject. I suggest you google the words "organic farming GM" and read the facts for yourself if you want more than my words to convince you.

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    4. Re:Hold your horse man! Think for a moment. by danila · · Score: 1

      The faster "organic" farming dies - the better. As far as I am concerned, it's as good as herbal viagra or penis enlargement pills. Simply put - it is crap sold to suckers.

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    5. Re:Hold your horse man! Think for a moment. by Viceice · · Score: 1

      No, actually I think the solution is proper engineering. I think that if we set our minds to it, we can engineer crops that are both safe and highly profitable at the same time. The thing here is that there are too many FUD mongers yelling "FrankenFood!" to let the technology mature.

      In hindsight, you and I both have our biases, I feel that GM crops are a good thing and you feel that they are a bad thing.

      I'd readily admit that yes, genetic engineering has it's faults. But don't you think it's worth while that the faults be sorted out and the knowledge gained be used for our economic as well as gastronomic interests rather then just give up on it?

      BTW, though it has nothing to do with weedkiller, now that you explain it, i see your point about organic farmers being put out of business. I'd make a counter arguement, but maybe we ougth to give it a rest.

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  121. How do you define foreign? by Mars+Ultor · · Score: 1

    Maybe you eat Cheerios, or regualar old bread. Did you know that most modern wheat was the result of crosses between different species of grasses (barley crossed with macaroni wheat or something to that effect) The point is that two DIFFERENT species were mixed (each with "foreign" DNA) and the result wound up being fertile (yay plant gentics). Similar event produces donkeys - except they can't breed. You CAN compare selective breeding and genetic modification because they are almost the exact same process, just that one is a lot faster than the other. True, in this case the genetic material encodes for resistance, but all that means is 1 extra protein (most likely one anyway, probably taken from a bacteria) is being produced by the grass. This is a metabolic burden for the plant. Ie. against "wild-type" plants it would be at a selective DISADVANTAGE and would be unable to grow as quickly (it spends a ton of resources spitting out roundup resistance).

    If you want references, I'd refer you to Nature.com, Nature Biotechnology or Science, but you'll need a subscription to view most of the scientific, peer-reviewed articles at those sites.

    btw - exactly how much round-up does the US Lands office spray in their parks? ;)

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  122. Just imagine it.... by dummondwhu · · Score: 1

    ...the empty lots littered with needles, homeless people, trash, and crack vials would become lush fairways. Sounds like property values are on the way up!

  123. Hmmm... by batquux · · Score: 1

    I just want grass that's engineered to only grow 2-3 inches so I don't have to mow it. Course, it'd be difficult if not impossible to do that with a monocot, and without the grass going to seed at its new max height. But then, IANA, and I'm allowed to dream.

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  125. Old Testament Laws On Mixed Crops by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

    There was a passage in the Bible about not sowing mixed seeds, if I recall correctly. Nobody I know has come up with a reasonable benefit to that other than the Israelites being God's people & doing things differently. Apparently, maybe here is the answer. Maybe it all has something to do with the way that bad traits are spread throughout the crops.

    If the Israelites wanted to experiment with a new breed of a crop, then sowing only that new breed without mixing it in with others would allow them to breed without the risk of negatively affecting everyone.

    I'm just thinking out loud. This has odd implications.