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Does Redskins Loss Presage A Kerry Win?

Puny Human Nick writes "As mentioned before, the last home game the Redskins play before the election has predicted who will win since 1944. Well, the Redskins v. Green Bay game ended a few hours ago and it looks as though Kerry is going to win on Tuesday."

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  1. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The Redskins suffered a bad call with 2:35 when they were about to tie the game. If Kerry does win, this must mean he does it unfairly.

    1. Re:No by modernbob · · Score: 5, Funny

      oh yah, you must mean like Bush did in 2000. :-)

    2. Re:No by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 5, Funny

      Must've been keeping score on Diebold equipment.

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    3. Re:No by Fiz+Ocelot · · Score: 5, Funny

      That just means we're going to need several replays...er recounts to determine the winner.

    4. Re:No by haus · · Score: 5, Informative

      I am sorry, you have scored an incorrect answer. The real answer, which has been report to several times, but amazingly is ignored by people such as yourself is that Gore won the election in Florida. When the state wide recount was completed Gore simply had more votes that Bush.

      http://www.nytimes.com/2001/11/12/politics/12VOT E. html

      I now return you to your normal delusion.

    5. Re:No by tonsofpcs · · Score: 3, Informative

      Undecisive votes are votes like absentee ballots and possible rejected cards from automatic counting machines. These are only counted usually if the #2 person's decisive votes + all the indecisive votes is greater than or equal to the #1 person's.

    6. Re:No by einhverfr · · Score: 2

      Fortunately, what stands between the American People and fascism are the courts. We can survive 4 more years if W doesn't stuff the court with people who will roll over and suspend Habeas, etc. whenever he uses the T word.

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    7. Re:No by dondelelcaro · · Score: 2, Informative
      Which is then followed a few paragraphs later by:
      But the consortium, looking at a broader group of rejected ballots than those covered in the court decisions, 175,010 in all, found that Mr. Gore might have won if the courts had ordered a full statewide recount of all the rejected ballots.
      Thus, if Gore had won the Supreme Court decision, he still would have lost. However, if 175k rejected ballots had been reinvestigated, it's likely that he would have won.

      The ruling on the field stands.
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    8. Re:No by haus · · Score: 4, Informative
      I know that going to page two of a story is such a challage, so I thought that I would help you out.
      Using the most restrictive standard -- the fully punched ballot card -- 5,252 new votes would have been added to the Florida total, producing a net gain of 652 votes for Mr. Gore, and a 115-vote victory margin.
      All the other combinations likewise produced additional votes for Mr. Gore, giving him a slight margin over Mr. Bush, when at least two of the three coders agreed.
    9. Re:No by iMaple · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ironically, diebold also manufactures ATM machines used in major US banks, and so far, we've heard few complains. why can't they duplicate that logic when creating e-voting machines ???

      So that the people with the largest bank balances get the most out of the machines

    10. Re:No by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except then you potentially screw over the rural people, because it will be easier, cheaper, and more effective to campaign in the large cities.

      Better to keep the system, for now at least, and award electoral votes based on the method used by Maine: whoever wins the popular vote gets the two EV's from the Senate presence, and then one EV goes to the person who wins each precint. This makes politicians more accountable to states like California (usually a Democratic stronghold) and Texas (usually a Republican stronghold) that are often ignored in the presidential races.

      Of course, additional balance for this would also hinge on the courts being given the work of redistricting instead of letting the parties carve things up for themselves.

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    11. Re:No by ari_j · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Are you at all aware of the facts in Bush v. Gore? Gore wanted only certain counties recounted, and even though the recounts continually came up in Bush's favor, they wouldn't stop recounting. Their method of recounting violated Florida law, and the FL Supreme Court let them get away with it. The US Supreme Court held that Florida's court was wrong in ignoring its own election laws.

      No matter how many times you count the fingers on your left hand, you will come up with the same number. And if the number on your left hand changes between recounts, there's no legitimate reason not to double-check your right hand to be sure it hasn't gained or lost any digits during the fiasco.

    12. Re:No by dimator · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You do realize that it is sort of suspicious when Bush's brother is in charge of the disputed state?

      And you do realize it's more than a little suspicious to have Bush's Florida campaign manager play a major role in the recount?

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    13. Re:No by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And to address the inevitable complaint that small states would not get enough attention in such a scenario, let me say this: I don't think democracy should be about giving representation to territory, it should be about giving representation to people.

      Which would move the government to focus on urban issues and ignore rural issues entirely. Considering how short-sighted our government is, how long before they'd have to collectivize farming to keep the food supply going?

      The electoral college is better than just going with the popular vote, but I agree it is no panacea. I'm more interested in a ranked voting system at the Electoral College level than I am in a ranked voting system for the popular vote.

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    14. Re:No by TGK · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The problem w/ recounting only some votes is that it violates the Equal Protection clause of the United States Constitution.

      While (logically) there's nothing wrong with recounting just those counties which are close enough to swing on the recount, legally this presents a problem because you are saying that the state has a more compelling interest to get person X's vote properly recorded than person Y's.

      Unfortunately for Gore, this was a catch 22 (something the GOP won't point out I might add). While the legal side of things dictated that he had to recount every vote, the GOP was trying to stop the recount. If no recount could be achieved before the deadline (I don't remember the exact date but is was coming up fast) then Katherine Harris couldn't certify the election results. Without her certification the assignment of Florida's all important electoral votes fell to the overwhelmingly Republican Florida legislature.

      Gore needed to try to expedite the recount process because a full recount could never be accomplished before Jeb and his cronies could toss the election to the legislature. While Jeb and co could have approached the Gore camp and said that they were going to stave off this maneuver until a full recount could be accomplished, no such approach or effort was made.

      The legal decision was a formality, and the Court knew it. That's why if you read Bush v. Gore you'll discover that the Court goes to great pains to make sure the decision doesn't apply to anything else. Ever.

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    15. Re:No by IdleTime · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I for one, hope that we can modernize the whole election system. We are worse than a 3rd world country. Which other developed country has as much problems with their elections as we do? Not a single one! You never see a court deciding the outcome of an election in any other 1st world country. Voter frauds? Unknown.

      We also need to get rid of a system that only gives your vote importance if you live in certain states. I live in Florida and you all know the issues we have had and how important it is to vote here. If I had lived in Nebraska or South Dakota I could just as well have stayed at home and not voted since the outcome of those states are already set. Our election system is a leftover from the days of no communication and a different world. We are the most backwards country in the world when it comes to electing a leader, it's a disgrace to this country!

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    16. Re:No by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Here is an exemple used in many countries. Everyone votes for his favourite candidate. If none of the candidates gets more than 50% everybody votes for his favourite candidate of the two that were the most popular ones.

      That's what we do in Louisiana, for everything but President. "Vote for the Crook, it's important!" came out of one such runoff election.

      Simple and fair.

      You must keep in mind that to most of /., "fair" means "my candidate wins". There probably aren't more than twelve of us who would think it was "fair" if "that other guy" wins, no matter the popular or electoral vote total.

      That said, I predict that if Kerry wins, the people whinging about the Electoral College will suddenly shut up. Especially if he loses the popular vote.

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    17. Re:No by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 2, Informative
      Actually, this paper does a good job defending the Electoral College. The author argues that the college is a prime reason that our government has been so stable (only one civil war since our founding). Among its effects is that it demands that any president have a widespread geographic base and build meaningful coalitions.

      Yes, parts of the system are relics of the days of poor communication, but parts are quite important.

    18. Re:No by Khomar · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If I had lived in Nebraska or South Dakota I could just as well have stayed at home and not voted since the outcome of those states are already set.

      Being a resident of a state in this condition (Montana), I understand the regret that my vote is unnecessary given the overwelming support for my chosen candidate (if only I could vote in Michigan...). However, this is not the fault of the electoral college, nor does it make my vote less important.

      If it were not for the electoral college, my vote would actually be worth less than it is today. Montana has less than 1 million people, and yet we have 3 electoral votes. This makes our votes worth just a little more, and for us, this is a very good thing. Otherwise, the election really would only matter in New York, California, and Texas (possibly Pennslyvania and Florida). As it is, this election could be decided in Iowa or Wisconsin or even Hawaii (that's my personal choice -- cliff hangers are fun :-) ).

      The electoral college just like our congress (with each state having 2 Senators) is designed to try to balance the power between states and popular vote.

      We are worse than a 3rd world country. Which other developed country has as much problems with their elections as we do? Not a single one!

      Now this one is just way out there. Are you kidding me? We have had peaceful elections for over 200 years. Even with our problems in the last election, was there a civil war? Was there a military uprising (and please hold off on the conspiracy/radical anti-Bush talk -- lets be real here)? While most of Americans (popular vote) did not want Bush as president, our country kept trucking along despite what some would call the "wrong" decision. The process was actually fairly painless compared to the rioting and fighting that happens in many other countries.

      Do not get me wrong. Our election system definitely needs improvements, and both parties are guilty of improper tactics. The new paper-less voting, I feel, is a big mistake and needs a serious redesign (and yes, I am a Bush supporter). I don't like voting fraud in any shape or form even if it might help my cause. However, to say that our elections are worse than a 3rd world country is simply ridiculous. And the fact that this post got a +5 insightful... scary?

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  2. Baseball by Sivar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, Baseball is the definitive method for predicting the outcome of political elections.
    (?)

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    1. Re:Baseball by drawfour · · Score: 5, Funny

      ... The Redskins are a FOOTBALL team.

    2. Re:Baseball by RealProgrammer · · Score: 5, Funny
      >The Redskins are a FOOTBALL team...

      <flamebait>

      Barely.

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    3. Re:Baseball by Jonny_eh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Last time the Red Sox won, the incumbent lost. How's that for a pattern?
      http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/redsox.asp

    4. Re:Baseball by KublaiKhan · · Score: 2, Funny

      you know, funny you should mention this. I heard on NPR the other day a statement by Kerry, in which he said that a heckler had told him sometime last year that he'd only be president when the Red Sox won the world series....

      ......it's a funny world.

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    5. Re:Baseball by innosent · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The fact that the next leader of the freaking world can be predicted by a game...

      So, anyone want to take a guess as to why the rest of the world thinks Americans are arrogant pricks?

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    6. Re:Baseball by xsupergr0verx · · Score: 5, Funny

      The fact that the next leader of the freaking world can be predicted by a game... So, anyone want to take a guess as to why the rest of the world thinks Americans are arrogant pricks?

      Because we refer to the world as the "freaking world" while our military doesn't have a single shark with a "freaking laser" on it's head?

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    7. Re:Baseball by claygate · · Score: 2, Interesting

      arrogant or ignorant? I find a lot of other countries to have much more arrogant population on average but usually a lot less ignorant.

    8. Re:Baseball by Sv1ad · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hi, I'm not American, but living as I do in Australia, I might as well be one since the US elections are going to be deciding who runs the land of oz for the next 4 years. And I don't know what scares me more - the idea that Americans think their election outcome might be decided on a sports game or the fact that they do have a hegemony in international relations. Or maybe it's the voting system of the supposed paragon of democracy....

    9. Re:Baseball by Frogbert · · Score: 2, Funny
      So, anyone want to take a guess as to why the rest of the world thinks Americans are arrogant pricks?

      ummm... Because you all can't dig how cool America is?
  3. That's why a third party will never be viable... by GreenPenInc · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...unless... can they tie in football?

  4. No... by holzp · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Red Sox win 8 in a row, Patriots lose today, old sports adages are breaking all over the place when MA is involved.

  5. The game by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As someone who watched the game it means that Bush will win the election and then it'll be overturned in favor of Kerry by the judges. That would be the exact parallel with the game.

    1. Re:The game by Peyna · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're going too deep; the Packers won by a 2:1 margin, so Kerry will win by a 2:1 landslide.

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    2. Re:The game by bigberk · · Score: 4, Insightful
      You're going too deep; the Packers won by a 2:1 margin, so Kerry will win by a 2:1 landslide.
      You're both idiots! :) I wish people would stop with the weird statistical correlations[1]. If you want to do something meaningful, go vote and tell all your friends to vote.

      In the last four presidential elections, the cookie recipe of the candidate's wife (versus the opponent's) has been a perfect predictor of the election outcome.
    3. Re:The game by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 2, Informative

      I guess that would only affect 40% of us though.

      Ain't that the truth. I read the below this morning and while some of the observations were trenchant ("All politicians are liars"), opting out of the system isn't the proper conclusion.

      http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A3439-200 4Oct27?language=printer

    4. Re:The game by jusdisgi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Dude, you're taking yourself way too seriously. These guys knew the shit they were talking was just bullshit......this whole story is. So what? It's supposed to be funny. And, for some of us, it is.

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  6. I'm not worried... by R2.0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since the Red Sox won the Series the end of the world must be rapidly approaching.

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  7. You think the candidates have it tough.... by Dozix007 · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is not really politically related, but I am a huge Packer fan and a Bush support (wait, do I hear hick jokes in the distance ?). What is a poor divided Elephant with a Cheesehead supposed to do ?

    1. Re:You think the candidates have it tough.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Vote on the 3rd.

  8. 1944? by KaSkA101 · · Score: 3, Informative

    It was actually 1932. The washington times quoted it wrong as 1936 also.

    1. Re:1944? by Peyna · · Score: 5, Informative

      Wrong.

      "In 1932 the Washington Redskins were neither the Redskins nor a Washington team: they were the Boston Braves, and they played in Braves Field, which they shared with the National League baseball team of the same name. On 6 November 1932 they won at home against the Staten Island Stapletons, 19-6, a result that should have foretold a presidential victory for the incumbent Republican party. Neither the Redskins' team name nor their predictive powers were yet evident, however, as President Herbert Hoover lost to his Democratic challenger, Governor Franklin Delano Roosevelt of New York, on 8 November 1932"

      http://www.snopes.com/sports/football/election.asp

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    2. Re:1944? by nomadic · · Score: 4, Funny

      On 6 November 1932 they won at home against the Staten Island Stapletons

      Woo, Stapletons rule!!! GO STAPES!!

  9. Re:Woohoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    it doesnt matter who is elected, it will be a loser.

  10. You would think... by trevdak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You would think that people with sport superstitions would have had some sense knocked into them after the World Series...
    ... not that I would mind Kerry winning.

    1. Re:You would think... by Beatbyte · · Score: 4, Funny

      politics and sense.. would you like some jumbo shrimp with that? ;-)

  11. 1936 by Jack+Pirate · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://snopes.com/sports/football/election.asp According to Snopes, Redskins have had magical powers since 1936.

  12. Consciousness by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I believe a better question is does collective consciousness somehow affect the outcome of certain events, and could some events be tied together?

    Remember September 11th 2002, the New York Lottery came out 9-1-1? That was very coincidental.

    http://www.saliu.com/bbs/messages/911.html

    http://66.102.7.104/search?q=cache:more.abcnews.go .com/sections/scitech/WhosCounting/whoscounting021 006.html

  13. Re:Yes. by drawfour · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah, but Tues/Wednesday of what week? Surely you don't think the election will actually end on the day it's supposed to...

  14. Slashdot...hates religion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Loves science, hates superstition... unless it agrees with their world viewpoint...

    1. Re:Slashdot...hates religion... by lxs · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just for that I'm sticking another needle in your Voodoo doll. And don't think you can hide by posting anonymously. My crystal ball knows who you are.

  15. Re:yes by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 3, Informative

    Indeed, let us hope so. Otherwise...

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  16. Weekly Reader by Helios1182 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The Weekly Reader has also correctly picked the president for about the same length of time. They chose Bush.

    1. Re:Weekly Reader by Alan+Hicks · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The interesting thing is that the Weekly Reader is an actual Presidential poll of kids, and thus might have some relevance. The idea is that kids can tell you about how their parents intend to vote, and that people without kids or grand kids represent such a minority that they won't seriously effect the outcome of the election.

      Now whether or not this is true or not is the million dollar question, but it at least has some relevance whereas a football game clearly has no relation.

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  17. WTF^3 by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
    > Well, the Redskins v. Green Bay game ended a few hours ago and it looks as though Kerry is going to win on Tuesday."

    I think I speak for at least three Slashdotters with mod points - whether they be Republican, Democrat, Libertarian, Green, Constitution, or Guns-And-Dope Party - when I pound out the following message in Morse code using my head and the desk:

    "What the fuck? What the fucking fuck fuck?!?!"

    1. Re:WTF^3 by zx75 · · Score: 5, Funny

      From all us non-american slashdotters, we let out a collective 'Aha!' after finally understanding how you actually decide who will be president.

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    2. Re:WTF^3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think I speak for at least three Slashdotters with mod points - whether they be Republican, Democrat, Libertarian, Green, Constitution, or Guns-And-Dope Party

      What?? I thought the Libertarians were the Guns-And-Dope Party!?

    3. Re:WTF^3 by zx75 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Shouldn't you also be shunning us, since we take your precious word "football" and use it describe a sport that is nothing like what the rest of the world considers football?"

      Sigh, this is what I mean when I say that Americans don't give a flying fk about us up here in Canada. I say we should cut loose of the travesty that claims to be Free Trade with the US, stop exporting them our oil, cut the Alaskan pipeline that runs through our wilderness and go our own way.

      We do these things for them, and what do we get? Mockery, disdain, enormous resource tariffs, and they ignore the fact that we also call it soccer.

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  18. Correlation by dead+sun · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Okay, this is Slashdot, where I continually hope that people would understand that correlation does not mean causation.

    Of course, I'm continually let down. What in the heck kind of superstition makes this worthy of being posted to Slashdot in the first place? Are we trying to ignite flamewars? Are there too many mod points being used in technically sound articles and we need to draw some away? Seriously.

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    1. Re:Correlation by Peyna · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Satire can spill over into headlines, you know. People with a real sense of humor don't need it spelled out to them that something is satirical.

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  19. It was very close. by nege · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was at this game only a few short hours ago - the mood there was incredible. I was actually surprised at the number of packers fans who showed up - there was plenty of jeering amongst everyone in the stands (me included, being both a packer fan and a democrat).

    At one point there was what seemed to be the scoring play of the game from Washington Redskins - it would have made the score 21-20, but it was called back for a very interesting foul. (NFL.com reports: " The flag apparently was thrown because Thrash was not set for a full second after going into motion on the play. He said he didn't want to comment on the call because he "didn't know for sure" if it was the right one.")
    Seems to me to be the exact kind of tone of the election too - very close, with some contested calls!!

  20. Interesting by Captain+Rotundo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But not because it predicts anything. Interresting because it allows us to discuss critical thinking. This is a perfect example of "post hoc ergo propter hoc" - a VERY common logical fallicy, also known as a "coincidental correlation".

    Basically the problem is people frequently see something happen and ASSUME that something they noticed, or known about the prior situation MUST be the cause. - It gets better with increasing numbers (if the reskins game had only predicted the winner once its cute, but after 15 elections it has got to be right!)

    Now the reason this is such a good exercise to use for this important critical thinking skill is because most reasonable people would already know that the redskins game predicting an election is absurd.

    1. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is a perfect example of "post hoc ergo propter hoc" - a VERY common logical fallicy, also known as a "coincidental correlation".

      When you just said that, a monkey flew out of my ass.

    2. Re:Interesting by nomadic · · Score: 5, Funny

      "post hoc ergo propter hoc" - a VERY common logical fallicy, also known as a "coincidental correlation".

      What's REALLY interesting is the fact that you spelled the latin words correctly, but still spelled "fallacy" incorrectly.

    3. Re:Interesting by wrinkledshirt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is a perfect example of "post hoc ergo propter hoc" - a VERY common logical fallicy, also known as a "coincidental correlation".

      "post hoc ergo propter hoc" = "finding coincidences funny"?

      I understand your point, but it's not really a perfect example. It WOULD be a perfect example if somebody SERIOUSLY believed that the Redskins game outcome meant that Kerry was going to win.

      Now the reason this is such a good exercise to use for this important critical thinking skill is because most reasonable people would already know that the redskins game predicting an election is absurd.

      I think it's only a good example to first teach the logical flaw, because the absurdity of the logic is quite apparent. But a better way to point out how pervasive the logical flaw really is (ie: something that really teaches you the necessity of knowing the fallacy) would be to say something like (to take an admittedly-biased political example) Bush's wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have been effective deterrents to terrorism, as proven by the fact that we haven't had a major terrorist attack in America since 9/11.

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    4. Re:Interesting by really? · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I understand your point, but it's not really a perfect example. It WOULD be a perfect example if somebody SERIOUSLY believed that the Redskins game outcome meant that Kerry was going to win.

      Err ... you are not American, are you? Well, at least not part of the "Billy Bob Sixpack" segment...
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    5. Re:Interesting by iceborer · · Score: 2, Informative

      What is even more interesting is that someone so pedantic would fail to capitalize the "L" in Latin. You also improperly used a comma before the conjunction connecting a dependent clause to an independent clause. Of course, I don't want to seem like a nit picker...

  21. Only for the superstitious... by sharp-bang · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ...such as those who believe in 'curses', think the useless stats slipped into ESPN/Fox Sports commentator banter actually mean something, think pro wrestling is real, etc.

    Then again, yesterday on the radio, Daniel Schorr said the electorate is looking for something, anything on which to base a final decision. This is why stories that would normally not be gaining a lot of attention any other time (flu shots, 'Azzam the American') are getting so much play.

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  23. Thanks by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm glad you pointed all that out. There was me thinking there was a serious cause and effect going on here

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  24. This trend is already over by evslin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It died in 1996 - the Redskins lost to the Bills 38-13 and Bill Clinton was reelected two days later.

    I should also point out that the Red Sox broke 80+ years of losing the World Series, the Patriots just lost for the first time in 18 games, and all three major schools in Florida lost on the same day for the first time in almost 30 years.

    1. Re:This trend is already over by evslin · · Score: 4, Funny

      That raises an intesting point, now that I think about it. If Bush wins this year, the statisticians out there can amend this rule to state that the Redskins will determine the outcome of the election except in instances where they lose against teams whose names bear a similarity to one of the candidates.

      Bills = obvious
      Green Bay = George Bush

    2. Re:This trend is already over by sessamoid · · Score: 4, Informative
      It died in 1996 - the Redskins lost to the Bills 38-13 and Bill Clinton was reelected two days later.

      No, it didn't. The tradition states that the last Washington home game before the election is predictive. The game you refer to was played in Buffalo. The last home game before that election was against Indianapolis, which the Redskins won. Thus, they predicted the win for the incumbent Democrat. This is also noted on snopes.com.

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    3. Re:This trend is already over by Peyna · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's Slashdot, you don't have to be right to get modded up, you just have to say it like you know what you're talking about. Sort of like all the presidential candidates.

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  25. No surprise. by AbbyNormal · · Score: 4, Funny

    Have the Redskins won a game since 1936?

    Signed, former VA resident.

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  26. Re:Statistics... by Peyna · · Score: 5, Informative

    The rule follows for the incumbent party, not just the incumbent president. That makes 17 data points now, possibly 18.

    It's obviously just a coincidence, but an interesting one at that.

    Also, I'm sure that if the Redskins won, we would have had the same story, and the same things would be said except with "Bush" instead of "Kerry".

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  27. a better indicator! by macsox · · Score: 5, Funny
    as salon's excellent sports columnist king kaufman reveals:

    Consider this: Every time the Boston Red Sox win the World Series in a presidential election year, Woodrow Wilson gets elected president. You can look it up: 1912 and 1916. Now the Sox have done it again. What's it mean? You read it here first: Woodrow Wilson in a landslide!

    enough said.
  28. Re:It Could Be Worse... by TheOnlyJuztyn · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine the headline: Slashdot polls won by serious option (re: not cowboyneal). World assumed to end soon.

  29. Grrr..,. by spike2131 · · Score: 2, Funny

    As an anti-Bush Redskins fan, I can't decide whether to be happy or sad. I think my head is about to explode.

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  30. Surely somebody here understands statistics! by lakeland · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Say we're talking about 15 elections. To be able to predict them accurately is a 1 in 2^15 chance or 1 in 32768. All you need to have is 32 thousand things going on and you're all but assured that one of them will be a perfect predictor.

    It reminds me of a stock scam from a few years back. You mail out aprediction on some random stock to 10,000 people. Half you say it will rise, half you say it will fall. Repeat until you've been right 10 times in a row. Now contact the 10 people you were right for, and offer to sell them your method for $LOTS. How many people would turn down someone who was right ten times in a row.

    Of course, like every other non-american, I'm desperately hoping Bush loses

    1. Re:Surely somebody here understands statistics! by Schnapple · · Score: 3, Informative
      Has anyone else noticed how non-rigid this legend is? For starters, it's not every time these two teams meet, it's every time they meet in an election year, so only 25% of their games count toward this election. Plus, it's the "incumbent party", not one party affiliated with a particular team. If the Redskins always represented Republicans and Green Bay always represented the Democrats, then it of course wouldn't work. And - I'm no football junkie - but is this even a significant rivalry? I always figured the Redskins were rivals mainly with the Dallas Cowboys.

      I hope Kerry wins and so I obviously like this "omen", but to me this is more akin to those guys that find the Wizard of Oz/Dark Side of the Moon connection - yeah it fits but how long did it take you to find the correlation?

    2. Re:Surely somebody here understands statistics! by pairo · · Score: 2, Informative

      RTFA. It's the last home game the Redskins play before election day, not their home game against the Packers that season.

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    3. Re:Surely somebody here understands statistics! by pairo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Damn it. This is a classic example of wasting mod points. Instead of modding the parent down, they mod me up. Sheesh, I only pointed out the mistake in his argument, it's not like I actually had something interesting or informative to say!

  31. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    As a slashdotter, I think we have the responsibility to hack the diebolt boxes to ensure that Kerry wins. Not an Eminem fan, but I liked this video. Eminem's antibush Video

  32. Yes but not because of this superstitious crap. by Gldm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The real reason Kerry will win is because the polls are very wrong. Just as generals always "plan to win the last war" the polls are showing methods designed to win the last election.

    When they poll "likely voters" they ignore, among other considerations, people who have cellphones. AFAIK, they only poll over land lines.

    Also, there's huge assumptions in the statistical breakdown of voting age. Young voters often don't care about the election and have the lowest turnout. However, many people are so worked up over this election and the results of the last one that I believe we'll see the highest percentage of young voters in a long time. Most younger voters lean more towards the left.

    Thus the polls are skewed because their assumptions are totally wrong. Given that it's a dead heat in most polls right now, Kerry should come out ahead.

    Unless there's some kind of cheating/manipulation of the election, but what are the odds of that?

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    1. Re:Yes but not because of this superstitious crap. by bergerdml · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'm less convined Kerry is going to win, but the cell phone bias in polling is true...

      Here is a link to one of many articles that talk about the cell phone problem here.

      Now I can't find a link, but I'd swear I read an article this morning saying that Gallup (or some other big poller) just did an SMS survey and found that Kerry was way ahead with that group...

    2. Re:Yes but not because of this superstitious crap. by node+3 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just as generals always "plan to win the last war" the polls are showing methods designed to win the last election.

      They are only polling the Supreme Court justices?

    3. Re:Yes but not because of this superstitious crap. by Sahib! · · Score: 4, Informative

      Now I can't find a link, but I'd swear I read an article this morning saying that Gallup (or some other big poller) just did an SMS survey and found that Kerry was way ahead with that group...



      Here is a link to a Daily Kos story from today. The polling was done by Zogby in partnership with Rock the Vote and Motorola. Here's Zogby's article. The Rock the Vote Mobile site is not responding for me at the moment.

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  33. Re:Statistics... by tstorm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This curious "streak" has been reported for a week or so, long before anyone knew what the outcome would be. To say that Kerry supporters are grasping at straws is silly, this is merely reporting the result of a story brought up a week ago, no party is seriously trying to spin this, everyone realizes this is just a funny coincidence.

    Also, just to clarify since you didn't seem to understand the story, it involves the incumbent's party not the incumbent himself, so if some correlation did exist (it doesn't), it would apply in every election, not just one where someone was running for reelection.

  34. Re:Statistics... by ergo98 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sigh...drawing causation or correlation from 5 data points is just sad. Kerry supporters are grasping at straws.

    I think the sad thing is how seriously the Bush camp is taking this. While most everyone else is taking this as a "Ha ha! What a neat coincidence", repeating it tongue in cheek, the rabid frothy spittled Bush supporters have actually come out defensively regarding this (see your post, and many before it). Amazing.

    There's been 17 elections since this 'pattern' supposedly emereged. At most, that means 9 times an incumbent was running. At most, that means 5 times the incumber lost when the Redskins did. ...sure helps to demystify curses with logic, but most people don't bother.

    Huh? Firstly it's not a curse, it's a humorous coincidence. Ha ha. Secondly, RTFA - They're talking about the incumbent PARTY. Thirdly, your convoluted attempt at bringing "logic" to the table looks like it misfired - your logic is nonsensical.

    It _is_ a pretty unlikely coincience....but unlikely coincidences happen all of the time.

  35. Correlation Indicates Causation (!) by MarkPNeyer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ahem. Allow me to demonstrate to you chaps my fine-tuned statisical methode for calculating the electature of the united states presidentiary - because as we all well know, a correlation implies causation, especially when we have a data set of such magnitudinous proportions ...

    I personally didn't take the article as anything that was meant to be remotely serious - I figured it was just some people having fun and saying 'hey, look at this neat thing' - is that so wrong? I seriously doubt there is anyone who thinks this actually means something, but everybody's pounced on this story as if someone suggested that installing linux causes bad breath - it's obviously meant to serve as a little bit of humor to lighten to overly virtriolic political atmosohere. Let's not go crazy over it...

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  36. You're kidding, right? by Infonaut · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Kerry is so close to Bush

    Yes, they're both rich white men. But aside from that there are a host of rather large differences.

    For one thing, the Bush Doctrine is a serious departure from previous American foreign policy. Kerry has advocated an approach that relies on the sort of coalition-building that Bush Sr. used with such effectiveness in the first Gulf War.

    Kerry believes that excessive tax cuts for those who make over $200k per year is counterproductive. Bush believes that tax cuts of any kind, particularly those that favor the wealthy, result in increased entrepreneurial activity, which pumps up the economy, resulting in more jobs for everyone. These differences definitely have an effect on economic policy.

    On the environment, the candidates aren't even close. Kerry has a long history of working for the environment, and Bush doesn't even know what the word "environment" means.

    Bush has to cater to his "Base" by nixing stem cell research. Kerry knows that science is not something to be feared.

    The differences go on and on and on...

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    1. Re:You're kidding, right? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Kerry knows that science is not something to be feared.

      I'm so tired of hearing this. It's not about "fearing science", it's about ethics. Whatever your stand on the issue is, it is undeniable that experimentation on human embryos has significant ethical considerations.

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    2. Re:You're kidding, right? by drlake · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You may be tired of hearing it, but considering the behavior of this administration with regard to science in general (not just stem cell research) it's clearly true. This administration is probably the worst since WW II in terms of not supporting science and misusing discoveries which happen in spite of government neglect or even opposition.

      As for ethics, given how ethically challenged Bush is I hardly think he's making ANY decisions based on ethics. He simply panders to his base and advisors, rather than making any effort to think about what is good for the country.

    3. Re:You're kidding, right? by 3D+Lover · · Score: 2, Informative
      and Bush doesn't even know what the word "environment" means.

      This is so unbelievably biased. I find it amazing how many /.ers are so intellectually lazy that they gobble this kind of argument up.

      I actually find Kerry's total sellout to the extremist greenies revolting. There is a bill in the works that would litteraly lock up (yes, gated with padlock) access to huge sections of National Forest land all acrost the west. They want to take the Wilderness Area designation originally designed to protect the trully wild and scenic wilderness areas such as mountain peaks and other inaccessible mountainous terrain and apply it to lower lying forested mountains and hills, areas that are currently multipurpose recreational lands. I have a cabin in the mountains of eastern Oregon, and it sits right in the middle of a massive area slatted for lock up. If this goes through, there will be a thin 100 yard wide access corridor from the highway to my place and a few others in the area. Kerry has already stated that he will sign this bill if it gets passed the House and Senate.

      It really makes me sick to think that a bunch of city-dwelling good for nothing enviromental lawers and their "lock it all up" greenie friends have the power to take away the rights of ordinary Americans like myself who just wants to enjoy what little multipurpose recreational forest land remains.

      I for one hope that Bush wins.

    4. Re:You're kidding, right? by Creedo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I bet dollars to doughnuts that if you were diagnosed with Parkinsons or if you suffered a spinal cord injury and the only hope you had was embryonic stem cell research, you wouldn't have a problem with it.

      You're on. In my case, it's a family predisposition to diabetes. I fully recognize what my fate could be, and I have no qualms with saying that my stance on embryonic stem cell research would be exactly the same.

      I find it extremely unethical that anyone would stand in the way of potentially finding cures for many diseases. That is, essentially, what you do when you stand in the way of embryonic stem cell research.

      Use adult stem cells. No issue there. Heck, I'll even donate some of mine.

      When your "ethics" put the value of cells doomed to die anyway above those that are living, I would call that egregiously unethical.

      Last time I checked, we were all just a bunch of cells doomed to die anyway.

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    5. Re:You're kidding, right? by Infonaut · · Score: 2, Insightful
      us geeks will end up being disapointed if we believe that Kerry will solve all our problems

      I'm not sure what the "geek agenda" in American politics might be, as I feel that there are as many differences between geeks on "geek issues" as there are between average everyday Americans on average everyday issues.

      Your statement about Kerry not being the cure-all is right on the money as far as I'm concerned. But on the issues that matter most to me, Kerry comes out ahead in my book. Compromise is definitely the name of the game in a representative democracy.

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  37. Hardly by drlake · · Score: 4, Informative

    While the umps named the wrong player, the player on the far right side of the redskins line wasn't set when the ball was hiked, so the call was a good call. They screwed up, and paid the price. Of course, we could say the first part of that about Bush, and I hope the second as well.

    1. Re:Hardly by xenocide2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, the umpires could be percieved as either the UN which Kerry is charicatured as bowing to, or the Supreme Court that validated Bush's 2000 presidency.

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    2. Re:Hardly by plumby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What really fascinates me is how Kerry 'bowing to' the UN is being presented by the Republicans as a bad thing, yet the justification for going to war in Iraq is now claimed to be that Saddam refused to bow to the wishes of the UN.

    3. Re:Hardly by IndependentVik · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just so long as there's no kneeling. The only person that the President should kneel before is Zod. Superman, where are you?

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  38. Re:Stop being so naive, you idiots by octaene · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Love your comments about the polls. I think it's hilarious that people pay such close attention to them; they ask 3,000 out of millions of registered voters and claim that it has an accuracy of +/- 5%... ludicrous....

  39. Ummm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think you're reading WAY too much in this. Get out and vote, rather than saying who's going to win based on a football game...

    1. Re:Ummm.... by strider44 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't you see? It's proof that John Kerry is a definite winner! No need for Kerry supporters to go out and vote now obviously - he's already won.

  40. Pull the stick out of your ass, please ... by mios · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Holy shit .. by the looks of these replies, you'd think you folks were on his Doctoral comittee and he just submitted this as his Disertation thesis ...
    It's an 'interesting' statistic -- an urban myth. You people are busting out with Chebyshev's law this, and according to Modus Ponens that ... sweet jesus, it's just a funny coincidence ...

    hey, news flash, you're not going to find the meaning of life encoded in the articles of slashdot ...

    Wow ... hey, there is no Santa Claus either so I don't want to hear about that weird deer you saw running around on your roof on christmas eve last year, either ...

  41. Re:As the Skirt Rises So Goes the Economy by nomadic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now hold your horses! Scientific method is basically a sophisticated method of ancestor worship. Never underestimate the power of the ancestors.

    O Mighty Einstein, use thy divine powers to curse the writer of the parent post; may his equations never ring true, may his chalk break at inopportune times, and may an especially heavy copy of Principia Mathematica fall on his head from a high shelf.

  42. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by Hatta · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ah, but only a harsh demonstration of the fallability of these machines will make them get rid of them. I'm thinking a land slide victory for Homer Simpson.

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  43. The odds... by Quaoar · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ignoring which team was better each year, the odds are 1/2^14 that the game would predict the outcome of the election (14 elections since 1944). That's .0061%, roughly. Of course, you gotta realize that they look at all the games played over the years and look for patterns, and ANY football game of the season could possibly be a predictor of who will be elected. In the NFL, there are 32 teams, which have played about 8 games each so far this year. So total number of games played = 32 * 8 / 2 = 2^7. that brings our odds to 2^7/2^14 = 1/2^7 = .75%. Not at all negligible. Now you can start including multiple criteria for each game. For instance, if the total points stored in the Redskins game is over 30, the incumbent wins. Or, you could change it to a certain party winning. And we're just considering football, imagine if we included games from other sports played this year. The sheer number of baseball games almost guarantees that one annual match-up will be a good predictor of any "coin-flip" event such as a presidential election. So, the moral is, this isn't the least bit extraordinary.

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    1. Re:The odds... by Artemis · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You do realize that part of what makes this "predicition" popular is the fact that it's the Washington Redskins (the Washington D.C. team) and it's related to their last HOME game before the election. This myth would not be nearly as popular if it were some prediction based on the St. Louis Rams last game at Green Bay or something. This is one that is relatively non-obscure, but still just coincidental of course.

  44. karma burn by Vegeta99 · · Score: 2, Funny

    THERE'S NO SANTA CLAUS?!?!

    lameness filter... it really sucks.

  45. Re:What about the other candidates? by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Policies aside, at least with Kerry the rest of the world won't be snickering so much.

    I mean, ~290 million people to choose from* and George Bush was viewed as the USA's best choice for President? That really is funny on a very fundamental level.

    * Yes, I'm aware that the entirety of the US population isn't eligable to be president, but anyway....

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  47. This means a Copyright War by argoff · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IMHO Just like dealing with 'indian' violence had to be put on hold until after the Civil War. I really think the war on terror is likely going to need to be put on hold till the US solves some of it's internal problems. And I think this election will reflect that.

    The biggest problem that no-one is talking about, but everyone is going to half to face is the trillion dollar question about copyrights. They simply can't survive in an age defined by the unrestricted flow of information so something is going to half to be fought out soon. The question is will the Government finally get it and back off on the copyright gestapo - or will they go full blast untill all hell breaks loose, and they fail crash and burn.

    Since Bush is more accountable to the tech industries, and Kerry is more accountable to the legal and hollywood sector. I think a Kerry win will symbolize the copyright battle being fought inspite of the system, a Bush win will symbolize the battle geing fought within the system. It's a tough call.

  48. In Other News... by hunterx11 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Economic well-being linked to sunspot cycles.

    I have also been informed by reputable sources that the tidal force of the moon affects human behavior, in spite of the fact that monitor you are looking at right now has a greater tidal interaction with you than does the moon.

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  49. More GOP fuzzy math by leftie · · Score: 2, Funny

    What was the final score? Packers 28 Redskins 14

    What is a Touchdown worth? 6 points + PAT.

    Now, the neo-cons are claiming a call on one touchdown prevented them from winning.

    Looks like the neo-cons their touchdowns are worth 15 points.

  50. Ain't we a funny species by TENTH+SHOW+JAM · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We can see sequences and coincidence in anything. Give me a large enough stat base and I can probably work out the odds of Kerry winning based on the nth decimal place in pi.

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  51. What about the kids? by Billobob · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Every time kids/teenagers have been polled en masse about the presidency, the president they chose won. Strangely enough, Bush came out on top by about 10% in ChannelOne's massive poll of teenagers. Does this mean Bush will win? No, it means superstitions are bullshit.

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  52. Well, but, yes. by mattdm · · Score: 5, Informative

    That's because Gore was foolish, and only demanded a recount in counties where he expected to do well. That's a dubious strategy anyway, and as you say, it turns out Bush would have "won" counting that way too. (Never mind that it's really a statistical tie and we all pretty much lose.) But when a _real_ recount of all state ballots was conducted by a consortium of newspapers, the results came out with Gore winning by over 20,000 votes. Too bad the Supreme Court didn't order that!

    1. Re:Well, but, yes. by Aexia · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's because Gore was foolish, and only demanded a recount in counties where he expected to do well. That's a dubious strategy anyway,

      Gore had to follow state law that limited in the numbers of counties he could request a recount.

  53. Re:Stop being so naive, you idiots by drlake · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, you'd get +/- 5% out of much less than 3,000 respondents, under 1000 actually. You might want to study elementary statistics before you try to discuss it, so at least you won't be talking out of your ass like this time. While there are certainly grounds to be suspicious of the poll results, the quantity of people polled isn't one of them. I'll leave it to you to figure out the real issues, after you study some stats...

  54. Re:That's why a third party will never be viable.. by 1lus10n · · Score: 2, Informative

    Pro football has "sudden death" ovetimes. First team to score wins. If nobody scores its a tie.

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  55. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by fyngyrz · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    Not to worry - this means Kerry will win just about as much as sampling rising temperatures over the last 80 years or so means humans are causing global warming. It's just a stupid misuse of statisitics and co-incidence.

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  56. Re:That's why a third party will never be viable.. by secolactico · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's why a third party will never be viable..

    You silly... Everybody knows a third party candidate wins whenever the Washington Generals beat the Globetrotters.

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  57. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by aerojad · · Score: 3, Funny

    Considering the teams playing, it might be more of a mercy killing.

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  58. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, the terrorist apparently are big Tom Clancy fans. 9-11 was just a ripoff version of "Debt Of Honor." What your describing is "Sum of All Fears."

    Well, there's only one thing to do:

    Let's use the PATRIOT Act to throw Clancy in the clink for abetting the enemy! That'll learn him!

  59. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by nyekulturniy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    On the other hand, Monday Night Football might have saved some lives September 11, 2001. One of the New York teams was playing September 10th, and I suspect a few groggy stockbrokers and office workers got into the office late.

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  60. Yeah, but what about when by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 2, Funny

    monkeys fly out of my ass?
    Who does that mean will win? Because it happened to me this monring, I swear it did. While I was watching FOX news, a troop of flying monkeys burst forth from my rectum, wearing bellhop hats and carrying tin cups.. I also heard this strange organ grinder music while it was happening...

    Damn, I knew I shouldn't drink Starbucks and watch FOX news at the same time..

  61. Just because it wasnt YOUR guy doesn't make it bad by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Informative

    What would you propose then? They had to certify somebody and Bush was ahead after 2 recounts (one was definately illegal, the other was questionable since it was not statewide) and ahead after several more recounts following the certification that were done on the whim of the various press agencies.

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  62. Kerry or Bush wins = America loses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The apathy of the electorate, in *not* demanding better candidates from the major parties, has gotten us into a mess. The parties have no interest in *really* fixing things, because a fixed government is one that doesn't need to give handouts. But the handouts are what buys the votes of the uneducated/ignorant/lazy.

    1. Re:Kerry or Bush wins = America loses by justins · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The apathy of the electorate, in *not* demanding better candidates from the major parties, has gotten us into a mess.

      Roughly half the country still thinks Saddam Hussein had something to do with blowing up the world trade center. We've got bigger problems with the electorate than their judgement in candidates.
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  63. Football? by GrahamCox · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought football was that game where the ball was only played with the feet. Oh that's right, you think that's called Soccer. So calling them a base ballteam doesn't seem so odd to me. :)

  64. Umps? by kajoob · · Score: 3, Funny

    Umpires? Mr. Kerry, please stop playing around on slashdot and go campaign or something.

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  65. Re:Statistics... by bitingduck · · Score: 4, Insightful

    but unlikely coincidences happen all of the time.

    One in a billion events happen to six people on earth every day...

    Most of them are probably dull and go unnoticed.

  66. This could be the year by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Bush wins because he's got a brother in one of the most contested states in the country, Diebold is counting and tabulating, and the 'lost ballots' are ever-increasing.

    Bush is cheating - and this fraud screws up the natural order of things.

    This looks to be reverse cause and effect? The Redskins lost *because* Kerry wins. It makes perfect sense when coupled with Hawking's views on gravitationally depressed chronospaces.

    I find this to be intriguing - yet dangerous, as it is not wise to play with local cosmic areola.

  67. Speaking as a member of the RNC by Shihar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let me be the first to say that we here at the Bush camp concede early to Kerry. It seems clear that due to this unfortunate turn of events that Kerry has won the election. As a side note, we should also point out that with the election already all but decided, you shouldn't burden yourself on election day with voting if it is an inconvenient, especially if you happen to be black, gay, poor, a college student, or a woman. So stay home. Nothing to see here.

    1. Re:Speaking as a member of the RNC by AhabTheArab · · Score: 2, Funny

      What Republicans need to do is get some people on the NFL schedule making committee to control the outcome of the election.

  68. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You do realize that it's this kind of paranoia and fearmongering that got things like the PATRIOT act and DMCA passed?

  69. The Meaning of Life by Fractal+Dice · · Score: 2, Funny

    hey, news flash, you're not going to find the meaning of life encoded in the articles of slashdot ...

    *ponders mios's uid*

    7+1+5*7+3-4 = 42

  70. Short answer by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 3, Insightful
    No.

    To believe otherwise is metaphysics.

    I hope this helps.

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  71. Re:Right from the source: by kajoob · · Score: 4, Informative

    He said "umpireS"...There is only 1 umpire in the NFL. Couple that with the fact that he said the ball was "hiked" (the ball isn't hiked - "hike" is what you say for the center to "snap" the ball) and I'm pretty certain the guy has no clue what he's talking about. But 'twas a joke, so don't get your jockstrap in a wad.

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  72. WTH?!?!? by Cranky_92109 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think the real question here is, how the hell have the Redskins been rigging the election for the past 60 years?

  73. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by Jonathan+the+Nerd · · Score: 5, Funny
    Good idea, but let's choose a better candidate.

    "President Mitnick's first official act was to pardon everyone who had anything to do with his unexpected landslide victory."

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  74. Rats by Anonymous+Squonk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was hoping for a tie...then this pattern theory could really be put to the test...

  75. What money? by Nomihn0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    May I ask what money you are referring to?

    * Do you earn more than $200,000 a year, if you do: welcome back to 1999. Big deal. You just helped our country. If you earn less than that, you keep your tax break.

    * Are you referring to premiums for non-privatized health insurance? That's why Kerry supports a cap on insurance payout: $30,000.01 and up is covered by government. This effectively reduces how much you pay for your insurance premium each year. Privatizing health insurance leads to misinformed citizens and patchy plans - backed by companies that could go under any second in the resulting big business competition.

    * Are you referring to the war in Iraq which has cost over $120,000,000,000? Are you not concerned that nearly half of your taxes go to the military and fund this war? That's what is being deducted from your paycheck. Vote with your wallet.

    1. Re:What money? by bbuR_bbuB · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you're not with us, you're against us. If you're not supporting Bush, you're a terrorist. If you don't support the war on terrorism, you hate freedom. Why must you see things in black or white? There's a reason why we have DIPLOMATS, because every issue is NOT black or white. I don't mean to insult you, but it appears as though you have a 3 year old's view of the world.

    2. Re:What money? by aurum42 · · Score: 2, Informative
      This is true - a Bush biographer has come out with the story, and this corroborates what Paul O'Neill has said as well. See this article for more information.

      Here's an excerpt:

      Houston: Two years before the September 11 attacks, presidential candidate George W. Bush was already talking privately about the political benefits of attacking Iraq, according to his former ghost writer, who held many conversations with then-Texas Governor Bush in preparation for a planned autobiography.

      After reading about this bit of shameful opportunism at the expense of so many lives, I wonder how anyone can contemplate voting for Bush.

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    3. Re:What money? by Overzeetop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We didn't have to pay for the war in Iraq, we borrowed all that money. It's like putting it on a credit card with no limit, and we don't even have to make a noremal minimum payments - just cover the interest! I can't imagine what could be more american (or more foolish) than that!

      (You wonder if GW got his financial savvy from his daughters)

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  76. One in 32768 chance? by sbaker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So 1944 to 2004 is 60 years - 15 elections (excluding this one) - so the odds of the elections going the same way as the Redskin games (if there is no connection between them) is 1 in 32768.

    With the vast numbers of unrelated binary-outcome public events happening close to the elections, it should be possible to find plenty of them with seemingly better predictive power than this one...

    Numbers of Florida voters pushing out the wrong cardboard chads for example.

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  77. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by jmcmunn · · Score: 2, Interesting


    And every college game at Michigan's "Big House" draws 110,000+ fans, but I keep going there every home game. I'm sure as hell not going to let anyone scare me away from living my life.

    They did stop allowing advertising planes above/around the stadium during games though, probably to reduce the risk. This happened right after 9/11.

    On a side note, the most powerful moment of silence I have ever taken part in was the Michigan football game following 9/11 when EVERY fan in the stadium was silent, not even breathing. It was the only time that every person in the stadium sung the national anthem, I think. And the only time the anthem was followed by humbled silence, instead of rowdy cheers. I don't remember who won the football game, but I remember that.

  78. Florida recount study: Bush still wins by g00set · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "But when a _real_ recount of all state ballots was conducted by a consortium of newspapers, the results came out with Gore winning by over 20,000 votes."

    Real eh?
    "A comprehensive study of the 2000 presidential election in Florida suggests that if the U.S. Supreme Court had allowed a statewide vote recount to proceed, Republican candidate George W. Bush would still have been elected president.

    The National Opinion Research Center (NORC) at the University of Chicago conducted the six-month study for a consortium of eight news media companies, including CNN."

    Florida recount study: Bush still wins
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    1. Re:Florida recount study: Bush still wins by FungiFromYuggoth · · Score: 5, Informative
      That was the headline, but the body of the actual report showed that a statewide recount would have elected Gore.

      So would a count of clear overvotes (where Gore was circled and also written in). The article you cited mentioned that, but didn't mention that the Florida judge was strongly considering counting these overvotes where the intent of the voter could be determined (since that was the Florida standard).

      What is without a doubt true is that more people went to the polls in Florida with the intent to cast their ballots for Gore.

  79. statistics.... by slashname3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. This idea of predicting the election is silly. About like watching those signs at the roulette table listing the past numbers and seeing 5 reds come up in a row. You just know that the next number to come up has to be black. No such thing. The last roll has nothing to do with the current roll.

    If you want a predictor try this out:
    http://128.255.244.60/graphs/graph_Pres04_WTA.cfm

    And if you want put $50.00 on number 35 for me. It is a sure winner. :)

    I know a few people that feel that this election may result in wide spread violence in the streets. In effect a civil war. So far there has been nothing very civil about this election. Just look at the replys to this item. People are split with few people undecided.

    Have to say the article is not a bad troll just before the election. The editors might want to watch that in the next couple of days. I am sure there will be more troll arcticles like this. Would be nice to be able to moderate the main article instead of just the replys.

  80. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by GomezAdams · · Score: 2, Insightful
    What it means is that since Congress is the actual body that can tax, anyone making less than a member of congress will pay more taxes when they go up. Congress NEVER raises taxes on it's own income level and higher. There are many multi-millionaires in Congress, Kerry among them, and they pass tax codes to take care of themselves. Corporations (think Heinz and not just big oil and pharmaceuticals) never pay taxes, they are just a collector. Taxes for any company are a Right Hand side of the ledger entry. A pass through expense. Raise taxes on corporation and pay more for your condiments. Investors have to make something for putting money into a stock. Besides if you actually taxed corporations all they would do is move off shore to a friendlier location like a lot now incorporate in Delaware because of local tax structures in most states. Same as they have done because of counter productive US labor laws. HR costs are much lower in India and China, etc. not just wages which are only about 60% of a company's cost of hiring you in the US. The rest is HR compliance expenses. When you raise taxes or labor costs on corporations, they must raise prices to stay solvent which then makes their product less competitive with a foreign made product. People vote with their wallets. Made or coded in China, India, Taiwan, or Singapore is cheaper, and there goes your job.

    Looks as if you are swallowing the Democrat party line of class hatred and not looking at the actual process and results of taxation and the history of how Congress votes.

    Another Democratic platform is codifying 'workers rights' into labor laws that companies are forced to adhere to that is the same as taxation. When's the last time you bought any thing European other than a tin of biscuits, wine, or a Linux distro? They are not expensive because they are good. They are expensive because you are paying for the outrageous taxes and labor costs which many European companies have to pay.

    Do the research and really think before you vote.

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  81. Don't you mean ... by EggplantMan · · Score: 3, Funny
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  82. Offensive tomorrow? by imaginate · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wouldn't be surprised if Bush & Co. decided on a major offensive Monday:

    It's certainly interesting that a huge number of fresh troops just arrived in preparation for just that.

    Would it work against the administration to do this? Polls say no.

    Obviously, I'm not sure if they'd be that daring, but if they are, you heard it here first (if they're not, this comment, like most conspiracy theories, will just lapse into oblivion).

  83. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by Melantha_Bacchae · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As a slashdotter, I think we have the responsibility to actually listen to "Mosh" and act responsibly. The republicans can sink to their own filthy level of voter fraud and intimidation by themselves. There are two ways to stop them:

    1) Get out the vote, and overwhelm any cheating the bad guys can do. That kind of cheating works great if the candidates are tied (which every wishful poll in the country would have you believe). The more people get out to vote for Kerry, the less chance cheating can throw the election. So don't go to those polls alone: bring your friends, family, and anyone else you can (without forcing, kidnapping, or bribing them, of course). Give Kerry a landslide from the people those polls don't count.

    2) Join the efforts by various rights groups to help monitor and protect voting polls and voters.

    Personally, I think Eminem delivered the true October surprise. He's right too, the coming of the King of Terror began in a schoolroom, it's reign should end there too, with the only real swing state that matters: the youth of America.

    There is hope Kerry can win, and not only from sports omens. Leading Hindu astrologers and a noted Hindu mystic believe that Kerry is going to win, Bush will never again be president, and Kerry will end terrorism and bring world peace! The sun and the moon have even endorsed Kerry.

    "The last hope is to fight by ourselves."
    Belebera, "Mothra 3: King Ghidora Attacks"

  84. Re:What about the other candidates?-Nader. by mcb · · Score: 2, Informative

    Nader isn't just a victim of the DNC. In Pennsylvania, he's off the ballot because there were names like Mickey Mouse, John Kerry, etc. on his petition. It was thrown out because something like 20,000 signatures were invalid.

  85. and watch out for fraud and suppression by gad_zuki! · · Score: 5, Informative

    dailykos has the details. The GOP doesnt like to lose.

    ourvote.com has a site up and a hotline ready. See also: my earlier post on fraud and corruption in American politics.

    I care who wins, but I care more about winning legally and properly. I care about every vote being counted. I wish more of my fellow countrymen felt the same way.

    1. Re:and watch out for fraud and suppression by argStyopa · · Score: 2, Informative

      The GOP doesnt like to lose

      Only on /. would this be considered "informative" and not "troll". :(

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    2. Re:and watch out for fraud and suppression by lowmagnet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It informs the reader. You must not like reality.

      That is a troll.

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  86. The 'Ground Game' Wins It by Izaak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Of course as a cheesehead I am very happy the Packers won, but I am not counting on that to hand Kerry the election. Fortunately, there is another game that will decide it... it is called the election 'ground game'. In this game, armies of volunteers knock on doors, talk to their neighbors, drop off flyers, and give rides to the polls. It is grass roots politics at its finest.

    The republicans seem to be finally getting into the ground game this year. Compared to previous elections, their ground team this year is very impressive. Unfortunately for them, the democratic and Kerry supporting groups are fielding a force that is probably four or five times larger. I've been talking to campaign veterans that have been doing this for over 30 years, and they describe the current groundswell of grasroots activism in support of Kerry with words like 'unprecedented' and 'staggering'.

    It is also interesting to see the differences in how to ground game is run by both sides. The republican effort is pretty much all the RNC. It is top down, hierarchical, very organized. There are great many dedicated volunteers, but their actions are very cordinated by the campaign.

    On the Kerry side, however, it is much more bottom up. There is a huge swath of liberal leaning non-profits and newly created ad-hoc citizen groups all doing their own part. The DNC itself is very experienced at the ground game and just by itself can put up a good fight against the RNC effort. Add all those third party groups to the mix, like MoveOn.org, ACT, the NAACP, the Seria Club, and newcomers like The League of Pissed of Voters... and you begin to see what the Republicans are up against.

    Lets put it all in perspective for a moment. Gore was trailing in the polls by up to five points but ended up winning the popular vote due to unexpectedly high democratic turnout. Kerry is now polling about even with Bush, even ahead in some polls, going into the election. All indications are that the Democratic turnout will break records this year. To me, that looks like a Kerry win.

  87. Apples != kumquats by Safety+Cap · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ironically, diebold also manufactures ATM machines used in major US banks, and so far, we've heard few complains.

    It is very easy to tell if your ATM withdrawal/deposit went through, by simply calling the bank/going on-line/waiting for your monthly statement. If there was any hint of a impropriety, the bank would drop Diebold like a hot rock (banks rely on their own reputation of trustworthiness in order to be successful).

    There is no way to check if your vote was recorded, let alone tallied correctly. The unelected civil servants who run the elections don't give a Tinker's Damn whether your vote went through or not; they just care about their yearly rating and doing just enough to not get written up. The cherry on top of the cupcake is the fact that the average politician is incapable of understanding the technical issues and operational risks behind e-voting, so you won't get any help from that corner.

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    1. Re:Apples != kumquats by raodin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      maybe im nuts, but it seems like the only way things are ever going to work for the electronic voting machines is if the machine prints out the receipt of your vote which you verify and then stick in a good old fashioned iron box for a possible recount.

      Yup, just about everyone with even an ounce of sensibility wants a paper trail for electronic voting - both the Democrat and Republican candidates for WA Secretary of State placed that among their top priorities. Makes it hard to choose when both of them say they're going to do the same thing. :)

    2. Re:Apples != kumquats by anagama · · Score: 2, Interesting

      • Yup, just about everyone with even an ounce of sensibility wants a paper trail for electronic voting - both the Democrat and Republican candidates for WA Secretary of State placed that among their top priorities. Makes it hard to choose when both of them say they're going to do the same thing. :)

      Well, the libertarian candidate for SOS has them both beat. Here's what she says:
      • To ensure transparency we must have voter verified paper ballots, mandatory random audits, and open source elections software.

      She's also the cutest of any candidate running for state office in WA.
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  88. Michigan Stadium & Flight Restrictions by jaredmauch · · Score: 2, Informative
    I was in Michigan Stadium for two games in 2002 where there were moments of silence before the games. It's a sharp contrast from what the place normally sounds like..

    Here's the deal with the stadiums. Yeah, it was really windy on saturday here..

    Here's a copy of the NOTAM (Notice to airmen) from saturday which applies to Michigan Stadium (and also other large seating stadiums).

    3/1862 (PREVIOUSLY MISSING TEXT) PART 1 OF 2 SPECIAL NOTICE. THIS NOTICE MODIFIES FLIGHT RESTRICTIONS PREVIOUSLY ISSUED IN FDC NOTAM 2/0199 TO COMPLY WITH STATUTORY MANDATES DETAILED IN SECTION 352 OF PUBLIC LAW 108-7. EFFECTIVE 0303061100 UTC (0600 LOCAL 03/06/03) UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. PURSUANT TO 14 CFR SECTION 99.7, SPECIAL SECURITY INSTRUCTIONS, COMMENCING ONE HOUR BEFORE THE SCHEDULED TIME OF THE EVENT UNTIL ONE HOUR AFTER THE END OF THE EVENT, ALL AIRCRAFT AND PARACHUTE OPERATIONS ARE PROHIBITED AT AND BELOW 3,000 FEET AGL WITHIN A THREE NAUTICAL MILE RADIUS OF ANY STADIUM HAVING A SEATING CAPACITY OF 30,000 OR MORE PEOPLE IN WHICH A MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL, NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE, NCAA DIVISION ONE FOOTBALL, OR MAJOR MOTOR SPEEDWAY EVENT IS OCCURING. ALL PREVIOUSLY ISSUED WAIVERS TO FDC NOTAM 2/0199 ARE RESCINDED. THOSE WHO MEET ANY OF THE FOLLOWING CRITERIA MAY REAPPLY FOR A WAIVER TO THESE RESTRICTIONS: (A) FOR OPERATIONAL PURPOSES OF AN EVENT, STADIUM, OR OTHER VENUE, INCLUDING (IN THE CASE OF A SPORTI NG EVENT) THE TRANSPORT OF EQUIPMENT OR PARTS, TEAM MEMBERS, OFFICIALS OF THE GOVERNING BODY, THE IMMEDIATE FAMILY MEMBERS AND GUESTS OF SUCH TEAMS, AND OFFICIALS TO AND FROM THE EVENT, STADIUM, OR OTH ER VENUE, END PART 1 OF 2 WIE UNTIL UFN

    PART 2 OF 2 SPECIAL NOTICE. (B) FOR BROADCAST COVERAGE FOR ANY BROADCAST RIGHTS HOLDER, (C) FOR SAFETY AND SECURITY PURPOSES OF THE EVENT, STADIUM, OR OTHER VENUE. THIS RESTRICTION DOES NOT APPLY TO; (A) THOSE AIRCRAFT AUTHORIZED BY ATC FOR OPERATIONAL OR SAFETY PURPOSES INCLUDING AIRCRAFT ARRIVING OR DEPARTING FROM AN AIRPORT USING STANDARD AIR TRAFFIC PROCEDURES; (B) DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE, LAW ENFORCEMENT, OR AEROMEDICAL FLIGHT OPERATIONS THAT ARE IN CONTACT WITH ATC. STADIUM SITE LOCATIONS AND INFORMATION REGARDING WAIVER APPLICATIONS IN ACCORDANCE WITH SECTION 352 OF PUBLIC LAW 108-7 CAN BE OBTAINED FROM THE FAA WEBSITE AT HTTP://WWW.FAA.GOV/ATS/ATA/WAIVER OR BY CALLING 571-227-1322. PART 2 OF 2 WIE UNTIL UFN

  89. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by Methuseus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Bush's regime would have you believe terrorists just came to be 3 years ago. They don't want you to think about the fact that there have been terrorist attacks before and we didn't need things like the Patriot act to make ourselves feel safe....

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  90. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by hazem · · Score: 4, Funny

    > What your describing is "Sum of All Fears."

    And a character in Sum of All Fears, the book, actually refers to a movie that had the same scenario - I think it was "Black Sunday".

    Have you ever noticed how you never see George Bush and Clancy in the same place at the same time? It's clear to me that Clancy is really the president, being an expert on all government conspiracy kinds of things, and is only dressing up as a dufus, pretending to the president.

  91. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by OwlofCreamCheese · · Score: 3, Funny

    while I admit there is a possiblity that your a real japanese person and saying 'baka' was slipping into your native language.... I highly suspect your mixing up your own real life with the anime you watch.

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  92. Baseball seems to agree with football here by kevinatilusa · · Score: 2, Informative

    Note that Boston just won the World Series in Busch stadium.

  93. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by 5foot2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    so are you saying that it's GWB's fault that we did nothing before 9/11 (like a response to the first WTC bombing, the African embassies bombings or the Cole bombing)? Or are you saying that after Bad people knocked down two huge buildings in lower Manhattan and killed a bunch people in a multi pronged assault hitting 3 out of 4 targets that it was wrong for GWB (and the congress) to try and take steps to stop it from happening again?

  94. New US electoral process by darnok · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear USA,

    We've decided to step in to fix a problem you seem to be having.

    Unfortunately, the election of your President impacts many of us greatly. While it has been a source of considerable amusement to us in the past, recently we have become less tolerant of the outcomes it has produced.

    Starting today, here is the amended process whereby a US president gets elected:
    - US citizens get together to elect a US Presidential *candidate*. Your current options: Bush, Kerry, various others nobody cares about. Method: Toss a coin, spin a bottle, use the results of a sporting event nobody cares about. We don't care, so knock yourselves out
    - candidate is put forward to the rest of the world to decide whether he/she/it is suitable. Their current options: winner of Bush/Kerry, "go find someone else". Method: secured regulated ballot process, as used in nearly all Western countries for many years without problems. Feel free to read up on it some time if you're interested
    - results announced: "go find someone else"
    - repeat approx 300 million times, or until point is made...

    WE REALLY LIKE YOU AMERICANS, BOTH INDIVIDUALLY AND COLLECTIVELY. SURE, YOU DRESS FUNNY AND MAKE US LAUGH WHEN YOU'RE IN INTERNATIONAL VENUES, BUT YOU'RE REALLY NICE PEOPLE REGARDLESS AND WE LOVE HAVING YOU ALONG FOR THE RIDE. ON TOP OF THAT, YOU'VE GOT SOME OF THE REALLY SMART PEOPLE IN THE WORLD LIVING IN YOUR COUNTRY. HOWEVER, WHAT CRAZY SYSTEM LETS YOU IGNORE THE REALLY GOOD PEOPLE AND SPIN OUT SUCH LEADERSHIP CANDIDATES AS YOU MANAGE TO COME UP WITH?

    Ahem, sorry about that. Anyway, please understand that these changes take place immediately, no correspondence will be entered into, yada, yada, yada.

    Yours truly,

    God (no, NOT yours, and not yours either. In fact you were all wrong, and what the hell made you think I'd give a stuff about you tiny little humans anyway?)

  95. Reminder to republicans by MorrowLess · · Score: 2, Funny

    Remember to get out and vote for Dubya on Nov. 3rd.

  96. Entirely ignores younger generation of voters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The idea is that kids can tell you about how their parents intend to vote, and that people without kids or grand kids represent such a minority that they won't seriously effect the outcome of the election.
    Most of the people I know who are aged 18 to 25 or so don't have kids, and don't subscribe to Weekly Reader either. There are millions of these people in America, and by all accounts, record numbers of them are registering to vote this year. I wouldn't call them "such a minority" by a long shot.

    All of these polls (and especially the superstitions) are a crock of shit.
  97. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Informative

    When's the last time you bought any thing European other than a tin of biscuits, wine, or a Linux distro? They are not expensive because they are good. They are expensive because you are paying for the outrageous taxes and labor costs which many European companies have to pay.

    My cars were made in Germany and England. My best suit was made in Italy, and my spectacles have Italian frames. My coffee grinder is from Germany, and the best shoes I have were made in Spain. My favorite beers are made in England, Germany, Denmark and Belgium (Ok, I admit I like beer a lot...), while my girlfriend is addicted to Swiss and Belgian chocolates. My phone is Finnish and the engine in my boat was made in Sweden.

    I do the research when I buy and, while all of these item are good quality, they are not the most expensive by any means. I don't think your argument against European products is is true at all.

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  98. Errrmmm... What about the 0 Year? by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Isn't Bush supposed to be done in by an assasins bullet?
    I mean, the 0 year "curse" has been responsible for the deaths of US Presidents longer than the Redskin election "prophecy" has been around.

    So I'd say the 0 year curse trumps the Redskin Prophecy and I see you one war before 2006.

  99. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by secretsquirel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cowboy Neal for president!

  100. Impressions by achurch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    [What's even more fascinating] Is that people whine about spelling so much.

    Maybe because not making the effort to use proper spelling and grammar demonstrates a lack of respect for the reader? Nobody's perfect, but even without a spell checker you can catch the vast majority of your errors by just re-reading your post, and if you don't know the spelling of a word, there's a handy thing called a dictionary (there are even online dictionaries) to help you out. I'll agree that criticizing another's errors is generally uncalled for, but the nature of Slashdot (an "informal Internet forum", as you put it) doesn't mitigate the impression your post makes on readers--especially given the emphasis many people here seem to put on proper spelling and grammar.

    Just a thought . . .

  101. Re:Sounds like GOP spinning Iraq explosive theft. by LMCBoy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Is this the same Major who said he never saw an IAEA seal on any of the bunkers he visited? The same Major who said he blew up "munitions" and couldn't say if any of it was the high-grade explosives that are in question? The same Major who said he was at Al Qaqaa 5 days before the embedded KSTP TV crew shot video of US Soldiers at Al Qaqaa breaking IAEA seals, opening the bunkers, and examining the barrels of the high explosives still contained therein? Same guy? How can you conclude from his testimony that the explosives had been detonated?

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  102. Re:It means GOP will try to cheat and fail by Rei · · Score: 2, Informative

    No. He didn't. In the scenario that the Florida supreme court ordered (incl. overvotes), Gore won:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0, 36 04,430276,00.html

    Gotta stop this myth at its source :P

    Besides, forget not that the largest amount of contested votes, by far, was from the "felon list". You know, the list that contained around 20,000 black voters and around 50 hispanic voters?

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  103. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Insightful
    To hear Kerry talk, he seems to believe that Bush is dishonest and incompetent and has accomplished nothing of note either domestically or in his foreign policy.

    Well, MOST people who follow the situation in Iraq closely believe that the Bush administration is incompetent. Where do we begin? Letting looters run wild? Not securing the arms depots (not just the high explosives, all kinds of stuff was left unguarded- hell they stood by and watched as insurgents carried weapons off)? Disbanding the army? Going into Fallujah? "Flip-flopping" and getting out of Fallujah when it got a little too messy? Total cockup start to finish.

    Afghanistan has been done better but there is still more of the country under the control of the Taliban and warlords than Karzai. Half-assed, but not a total cockup.

    Bush on the economy has been something of a failure. Sure, we're coming out a recession, and I'm sure the tax cuts helped that- they could hardly hurt. But instead of directing the money where it would do the most good (the middle class) it went to where it did much less good (the wealthiest people in America) and created a massive budget deficit that will take years to pay off. This didn't help the economy so much as it helped the rich. The recovery has been far from amazing.

    Socially? Most people feel he did a good job post 9-11. But it's amazing to see how much that has been messed up. He said he'd be a uniter, and he hasn't been- he's divided this nation. America is now more divided than it has been since the Viet Nam War. For some people he's been a good leader. If you're rich, right wing, and/or Christian he's great. But he seems to think that everyone else can go fuck themselves.

    Finally, how about those American values like freedom and our rights that he is supposed to be protecting? Under the Bush administration we have seen people locked up without trial for years at a time. Four years ago if you said that America would do that I'd never have believed it. Sure, governments do that. But just the bad guys- the USSR, China, Nazi Germany- right? Those kinds of governments lock up people without trial. Not the good old freedom-loving USA.

    I could go on forever. As for mandates, let's not get started on that. Bush lost the popular vote, so he has no mandate.

  104. Adult stem cell research is fully supported by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    Bush has to cater to his "Base" by nixing stem cell research. Kerry knows that science is not something to be feared.


    Actually, you're incorrect.

    The Bush administration nixed federal funding for embryonic stem cell research.

    Adult stem cell research is still fully sponsored by the federal government and the Bush administration.

    Private funding for embryonic stem cell research is still legal as well.

    Actually, this makes sense. If you needed stem cell therapy in the future, wouldn't you want to use adult stem cells harvested from yourself, rather than stem cells harvested from an embryo that has a stranger's DNA?
  105. Bush and science by Infonaut · · Score: 2, Informative
    Beyond the issues involved in stem cell research, the Bush Administration has shown a tremendous disregard for scientific method as the basis for informed policy. They have politicized science to such an alarming degree that a host of scientists have gone on record about it.

    Some of the objectionable actions they made note of include:

    • Ordered massive changes to a section on global warming in the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency's 2003 Report on the Environment. Eventually, the entire section was dropped.
    • Replaced a Centers for Disease Control and Prevention fact sheet on proper condom use with a warning emphasizing condom failure rates.
    • Ignored advice from top Department of Energy nuclear materials experts who cautioned that aluminum tubes being imported by Iraq weren't suitable for use to make nuclear weapons.
    • Established political litmus tests for scientific advisory boards. In one case, public health experts were removed from a CDC lead paint advisory panel and replaced with researchers who had financial ties to the lead industry.
    • Suppressed a U.S. Department of Agriculture microbiologist's finding that potentially harmful bacteria float in the air surrounding large hog farms.
    • Excluded scientists who've received federal grants from regulatory advisory panels while permitting the appointment of scientists from regulated industries.
    To me this is fear of science - fear that scientific inquiry will derail Bush's political agenda, which is largely driven by religious fundamentalists and big business interests.

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  106. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by scoobysnack · · Score: 2, Informative

    Corporations never pay taxes, they are just a collector. Taxes for any company are a Right Hand side of the ledger entry.

    Berkshire Hathaway paid $1.75 billion in federal taxes last year or 2.5% of ALL taxes paid by corporations. Read about it here. Or, as Buffett writes in his Annual Report:

    In 1985, Berkshire paid $132 million in federal income taxes, and all corporations paid $61 billion. The comparable amounts in 1995 were $286 million and $157 billion respectively. And, as mentioned, we will pay about $3.3 billion for 2003, a year when all corporations paid $132 billion. We hope our taxes continue to rise in the future - it will mean we are prospering - but we also hope that the rest of Corporate America antes up along with us.

    There actually are some honest companies out there. If we can get rid of the corrupt CEO's and cut down on executive salaries, then we would be moving in the right direction. While I am liberal, I miss the days of the fiscal conservative... at least I can understand where they're coming from.

  107. Re:It means GOP will try to cheat and fail by cicatrix1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    the country hasn't melted

    But it's about as close as possible.

    Budget: fail
    Foreign Policy: fail
    Education: fail
    Healthcare: fail
    Jobs: fail

    What else? Oh yeah, we were attacked, and we started a war that we are losing with people totally unrelated to our attackers.

    What else can go wrong?

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  108. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by MeanSolutions · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I find it highly amusing, but at the same time disturbing, that the Americans since 9/11 have been shouting for terrorists heads on a plate while for many years before 9/11, and quite likely after 9/11 as well, collections has been and are being made in support of the IRA.

    Do tell me that you actually realise the double morale in that...

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  109. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by some+damn+guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, truth be told, it has been done elsewhere. Putin in Russia seems unlikely to give up power, though he is not in danger of losing any elections. The opposition parties are finding it curiously hard to gain any ground against him. It helps to have all the TV stations on your side. He has a vast majority in their congress and he can legislate more terms for himself as he sees fit.

    But we're not Russia. Truth be told, I really think it's just not worth it in a truely robust, though obviously imperfect, democracy like ours. Even if the election goes horribly for the Republicans they'll still hold nearly half the congress and in just four short years they'll get another shot at the White House.

    What you are talking about isn't an impossible scenario, given extremly dire circumstances, but it's very difficult to imagine it now. We did have a civil war once upon a time, but we were a different country then, and people's allegences were much more local. I think that anything like that happening now would never work because people, despite their differnces, would rightly see it as an attack on democracy on a very fundamental level. In other places in the world were democracy is a relatively new thing this might not be as huge of a concern. Many peoples have known only periods of disorder and periods of tyrany. Look at Russia or Iraq, many people there still believe that however scary it may seem, one all powerful man may be the only force that can actually keep order. Saddam was a brutal tyrant, but he kept the many fractured, tribal elements in his country from endless bloodshed.

    America, fortunately has no such history. We have seen democracy work. We have a peaceful country and we are not concerned about internal strife like this. The Republicans, or the Democrats for that matter, have lost many presidential elections but have always been able to get power back down the road. Our political warfare has so far served both sides relatively well. If Bush loses, a war will certainly begin to restore power, but it will, thankfully, be a peaceful one.

  110. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by mkldev · · Score: 4, Funny
    The mods are just returning the favor for the Patriot Act.

    :-p

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  111. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by lav-chan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You know, it's interesting that people (even Republicans, i find) totally ignore Democratic cases of voter fraud. Republicans are not the only ones responsible for it -- in fact, they seem to me like they're less likely to do it than Democrats, on the whole.

    Some of these are really biassed, but here are some examples:

    http://www.intellectualconservative.com/article385 5.html

    http://billhobbs.com/hobbsonline/004765.html (LOTS of articles about it here)

    http://powerlineblog.com/archives/007968.php

    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1250035/p osts (admittedly, Free Republic is a pretty bad place to go for potentially reputation-harming information about Democrats, but there it is anyway <_<)

    http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/fund20040913 0633.asp

    Even The New York Times had a story about Democratic voter fraud.


    This isn't to say that the Las Vegas thing and Chuck Hagel's involvement with that voting-machine company and the convenient Diebold incident in Georgia aren't troubling, because they are, very much. But so many people mysteriously forget that the other party isn't the only one that can be 'filthy'.

  112. Correlation != Causality by Ingolfke · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Everyone repeat after me... Correlation does not prove causality... correlation does not prove causality.

  113. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 5, Informative

    Unless you earn > $200,000 a year, you should be safe. In fact, according to Kerry, you could be getting even more tax breaks under his administration. From the second debate--

    Question 11: Sen. Kerry, will you pledge not to raise taxes on families making less than $200,000 during your first term?

    GIBSON: Sen. Kerry, the next question will be for you, and it comes from James Varner, who I believe is in this section.

    Mr. Varner? You need a microphone.

    QUESTIONER: Thank you.

    Sen. Kerry, would you be willing to look directly into the camera and, using simple and unequivocal language, give the American people your solemn pledge not to sign any legislation that will increase the tax burden on families earning less than $200,000 a year during your first term?

    KERRY: Absolutely. Yes. Right into the camera. Yes. I am not going to raise taxes.

    I have a tax cut. And here's my tax cut.

    I raise the child-care credit by $1,000 for families to help them be able to take care of their kids.

    I have a $4,000 tuition tax credit that goes to parents -- and kids, if they're earning for themselves -- to be able to pay for college.

    And I lower the cost of health care in the way that I described to you.

    Every part of my program I've shown how I'm going to pay for it.

    And I've gotten good people, like former Secretary of the Treasury Bob Rubin, for instance, who showed how to balance budgets and give you a good economy, to help me crunch these numbers and make them work. I've even scaled back some of my favorite programs already, like the child-care program I wanted to fund and the national service program, because the president's deficit keeps growing and I've said as a pledge, I'm going to cut the deficit in half in four years.

    Now, I'm going to restore what we did in the 1990s, ladies and gentlemen: pay as you go. We're going to do it like you do it. The president broke the pay-as-you-go rule.

    Somebody here asked the question about, Why haven't you vetoed something? It's a good question. If you care about it, why don't you veto it?

    I think John McCain called the energy bill the No Lobbyist Left Behind bill.

    I mean, you've got to stand up and fight somewhere, folks.

    I'm pledging I will not raise taxes; I'm giving a tax cut to the people earning less than $200,000 a year.

    Now, for the people earning more than $200,000 a year, you're going to see a rollback to the level we were at with Bill Clinton, when people made a lot of money. And looking around here, at this group here, I suspect there are only three people here who are going to be affected: the president, me, and, Charlie, I'm sorry, you too.

    (LAUGHTER)

    GIBSON: Mr. President, 90 seconds.

    BUSH: He's just not credible when he talks about being fiscally conservative. He's just not credible. If you look at his record in the Senate, he voted to break the caps -- the spending caps -- over 200 times.

    And here he says he's going to be a fiscal conservative, all of a sudden. It's just not credible. You cannot believe it.

    And of course he's going to raise your taxes. You see, he's proposed $2.2 trillion of new spending. And you say: Well, how are you going to pay for it? He says, well, he's going to raise the taxes on the rich -- that's what he said -- the top two brackets. That raises, he says $800 billion; we say $600 billion. We've got battling green eye shades.

    Somewhere in between those numbers -- and so there's a difference, what he's promised and what he can raise.

    Now, either he's going to break all these wonderful promises he's told you about or he's going to raise taxes. And I suspect, given his record, he's going to raise taxes.

    Is my time up yet?

    GIBSON: No, you can keep going.

    (LAUGHTER)

    BUSH: Good.

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  114. Re:It means GOP will try to cheat and fail by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 3, Informative

    All the ballots were later counted by several (liberal) mainstream newspapers and Bush won in every scenario.

    Wrong.
    1. The Wall Street Journal was amoung those newspapers. (It isn't liberal)
    2. Out of the 24 scenarios they considered, Gore won most of them.
    3. The scenarios that counted the most votes Gore won. Bush only won if (a) recounting stopped after just a few counties, or (b) a large number of votes were disgarded as spoiled.

    So in the final consideration, although the recounts Gore asked for wouldn't have made him the winner, a full, correct counting of the whole state would've. The only reason nobody's made a big deal about this result is that it was released on September 13, 2001.

  115. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by LtOcelot · · Score: 5, Informative

    so are you saying that it's GWB's fault that we did nothing before 9/11 (like a response to the first WTC bombing, the African embassies bombings or the Cole bombing)?

    Nah, but what I'm saying is that you're full of shit.

  116. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by Thomas+Miconi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Looks as if you are swallowing the Democrat party line of class hatred and not looking at the actual process and results of taxation and the history of how Congress votes.

    I know you're probably trolling, but lots of people really believe (and spread) this kind of BS, so I'll pretend you really think what you say.

    In short, you get economy 101 but apparently you didn't make it to 102.

    Sweden (yes, 50%+ income tax Sweden) has a massively positive trade balance with the USA. When I say massively positive I mean they sell you almost three times as much as they buy from you ! And no, it's not biscuits or linux distros. It's high tech industry-oriented goods. Except for Ikea, Ericsson and Volvo, most Swedish exports are from small specialised companies that employ ridiculously educated workers to desing and produce high value-added goods.

    France and Germany are a mess, but that's not because of taxes or social security. It's just that they dug themselves into a bureaucratic hole. Saying that a strong state with highly developed social services entails sprawling, Franco-German like bureaucracies is a lie ! Hell, you Americans share a border thousands of miles long with Canada, don't you ever look at what's going on up north ?

    Your whole argument about labor costs and massive offshoring is dumb. The same BS that politicians serve us daily. Read any book by Paul Krugman as an introduction (looks like you'll need it), then hit a real economy manual. In short, wages in any given national industry tend to equal the average productivity of this industry in this country. Do you really think that wages in India and China have not risen in the last decade ? See South Korea or Taiwan for other recent examples.

    Do the research and really think before you vote.

    Yup, good idea.

    Thomas-

  117. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by Flaming+Foobar · · Score: 2, Interesting
    (With the fear of being modded offtopic...)

    My favorite beers are made in England, Germany, Denmark and Belgium (Ok, I admit I like beer a lot...), while my girlfriend is addicted to Swiss and Belgian chocolates.

    What, no Ireland (Kilkenny, Guinness) nor Czech Republic (Staropramen, Pilsner Urquell, Kozel) on the favorite beer list!?

    As to chocolates... Any chocolate connoisseur owes it to herself to check out Finnish Fazer Blue chocolate. It's legendary.

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  118. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by visualight · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Also: Norway and pretty much anything nautical.

    From a purely economic standpoint, anyone who works for a living and votes republican is an idiot. They've been duped into voting "what's good for the country" instead voting based on their own situation.

    For 2003 a single man making 28,400 dollars, and living in WA state (8% sales tax) he will pay 27% of his wages in tax. This assumes that 50% of what he makes will be spent on taxable goods, and that he takes the standard deduction. It should be noted that this same table gives the U.S. tax rate at 35% because it only displays the highest rate for countries with a variable tax.

    According to www.worldwide-tax.com, if the same man lived in Germany he would pay 25% of his wages in tax. In Norway, 28%, in the UK, 30%.

    The way I see it, the big difference here is not how much we pay vs. European countries, but what we get for those taxes vs. what people in European countries get for thos taxes. Free medical, free University level education, real Social Security. We get give two billion dollars to Halliburton.

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  119. Re:It means GOP will try to cheat and fail by Keebler71 · · Score: 3, Informative
    Actually it contained thousands of hispanics,...almost all were (correctly) listed as "white" since "hispanic" is an ethnicity not a race... but why believe me? Check out a screenshot of the list refrenced on Greg Palast's website (I assume he is the author of the Guardian author you cite since your link doesn't work and he is the only one I have seen quote these incorrect numbers.)

    more in my journal

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  120. The game was rigged... by Purist · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...On one of the last plays of the game the Redskins scored to take the lead. AFTER the play had been completed a flag was quietly tossed in the backfield. A flag that was thrown for absolutely no visible reason - look for yourself. That flag effectively ended the game for Washington. We're not talking about a "bad call" we're talking about a call on a game winning play after the fact that was fabricated. Could it be that professional football has lowered itself to the level of the media at large and indeed the frenzied and violently vocal anti-bush lemmings? You decide...

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  121. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by FlopEJoe · · Score: 5, Funny
    Holy crap, people! This could have been a great discussion of superstition and how people base things on a statistical count of about 20. I'm sure there are comments to that affect but I'm not going to wade through 500+ rabid fan-boy posts to find them.

    If I had a million mod points, I'd mod all the "Kerry will raise taxes on small businesses" and "Bush is an imperialist" posts as off topic. It seems I'm in the minority so mod me to the bucket if you must. Yeah, I know, I must be new here and welcome to /. but doesn't the nerd-atrons, pulsing through your veins, find the /actual/ article at all interesting to comment on?

    Let me save the submitters to the Politics topic some time. We can enumerate all the off topic responses and save reading time to thouse that want to read about the actual submission:

    Dibold

    Bush is an imperialist

    Bush administration is incompetent

    PATRIOT act

    Bush stole the 2000 election

    Counter: all recounts had a Bush win

    Kerry flip-flops

    Kerry has been consistant

    Edwards is way under qualified

    Kerry has his secret plans for everything

  122. Re:Etats-Unians are Morons ... by rale,+the · · Score: 2, Informative
    I guess its kind of silly to reply to an anonymous troll, but I will anyway.

    when 85% of the population voted for Gore

    The actual results were:
    Bush: 50,456,002 votes, 47.87%, 271 electoral votes
    Gore: 50,999,897 votes, 48.38%, 266 electoral votes
    Nader: 2,882,955 votes, 2.74%, 0 electoral votes

  123. Re:It means GOP will try to cheat and fail by gowen · · Score: 2, Funny

    Criminy, its almost as if the Supreme Court were voting on party allegiance rather than the facts! Inconceivable!

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  124. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by ZB+Mowrey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Interesting point here is that the Constitution specifies that treaties we sign and get ratified by Congress BECOME the law of the land. ;)

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  125. We've seen a lot of NFL streaks end this year.. by firegate · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Jerry Rice's Catches and the Niners' games where they scored at least once among many others.. I think this could be another one of those streaks coming to an end very soon..

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  126. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by Cereal+Box · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For 2003 a single man making 28,400 dollars, and living in WA state (8% sales tax) he will pay 27% of his wages in tax.

    Where are you getting those numbers? Spending half of his earnings on taxable goods yields about $1100 in sales tax, or about 4% of the income. Are you implying that he would have a 23% income tax rate? Think again...

    At the other end of the income spectrum, the bottom 50 percent of the nation's taxpayers (everyone whose adjusted gross income was under $28,654) earned more and paid less. Total income for this group rose from $861 billion to $870 billion. That was up from 13.8 percent of all income in 2001 to 14.23 percent in 2002. Despite growth in the percentage of total income earned by the bottom half of earners, their average tax rate fell from 4.1 percent to 3.2 percent.

    (http://www.taxfoundation.org/prtopincome.html)

    What a lot of people are confused about when it comes to income taxes is that just because you get a certain amount of money taken out of your paycheck (in the neighborhood of >20%) doesn't mean that that's your actual tax rate. When tax return time comes around, you get a lot of it back (depending on how much you make), making your effective tax rate far lower than what it APPEARS to be on your paychecks. If you make a decent amount of money, you OWE additional money come tax time, making your effective income tax rate even HIGHER.

    You know why low income earners don't get many tax breaks? Because they hardly pay any taxes to begin with!

    Here's a good table: http://www.taxfoundation.org/prtopincometable.html

  127. Va. Republican Party Files Lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Virgina Republican Party has filed a lawsuit contesting the final score of the Washington Redskins game, stating that several of the Green Bay players were illegally enrolled in the NFL

  128. Re:Why do people hate Bush so much? by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 2, Funny

    the simple fact is that Bush moved the front lines on the war on terror out of here and over there.

    Reminds me of the drunk who dropped his keys in a dark alley but looks for them under the streetlight because it's easier to see there.

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  129. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Expecting Iraq to be "a perfect war" is a typically American way of thinking--people are impatient and don't remember history. Wars in fact are messy, imperfect, and foggy; it dehumanizes the conquered and the conquerors alike.

    Nobody glorified the war before it happened. It was the Bush administration who envisioned the Iraq war as planting democracy in the middle east, among other great pictures. In fact, the majority people around the world always knew this was going to be messy, costy, fruitless and backfiring. However, in spite of waves of anti-war protests, Bush lead the world to war. Now it turned out to be ugly, you say it's meant to be this way. This is either naive or dishonest. Neither is suitable for the US president.

  130. Curse of the hogs.... by tlh1005 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Any other year I'd say this is true but looks like Bush will win, The RedSox fouled up everything this year.

  131. meaningless by binarybum · · Score: 3, Funny

    yeah but the red sox won the world series...

    all bets are off this year.

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  132. "Redskins," you say? by tattoi.nobori · · Score: 2, Funny

    What is this... "football" you speak of? Perhaps a new distro?

  133. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by rjshields · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The U.S. military forces in fact were shockingly successful.

    I suppose that depends on your definition of success. If you consider barging in there with size 12s, blowing up innocent civilians left, right and centre thus alienating the entire population to be success, then yes.

    Iraqis weren't ready to be liberated.

    Correction, they weren't ready to be liberated by fuckwits barging in there with size 12s, killing innocent civilians left, right and centre, then setting up shop capitalising from the nations rich natural resources.

    Not a troll - this is my opionion. You have yours, and this is mine.

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  134. unelected civil servants who run the elections don by dpilot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, my wife will be working her first election, tomorrow. She's VITALLY interested in the process, and cares that it work correctly. Her father worked the elections, years ago. (In this light, the question we asked ourselves yesterday was, "Why did it take her this long to sign up to work an election?") For that matter, my mother used to work the elections, too. As far as I can tell, most of the election workers are locals, ordinary people, hired for the day, and share that motivation with my wife.

    Aside from the part of your post denigrating the poll workers, I have to agree with you. Fortunately in our precinct, we have optical readers and use 'fill in the circle' ballots. I didn't realize how lucky we were until the Diebold fiasco started brewing in the past year or two.

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  135. Re:Hardly Indeed by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually there are several different officials on the field, one of which is an umpire.

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  136. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Insightful

    you do not get rich by spending money foolishly. and you spend it very foolishly.

    I don't want to get rich, and I don't want to seem rich. I want to live well. You seem to think the wealth is what matters. It doesn't, and there's little point in accumulating huge amounts of money if you don't spend it on things you enjoy. Believe me, I spend my money very wisely.

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  137. Re:Right from the source: by Politburo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow what a typical "know-it-all" slashdot attitude. He gets 2 ridiculously minor details wrong so of course he doesn't know what he's talking about..

    In other sports, such as baseball, the officiating crew are called "the umpires". This nomenclature does carry over sometimes to football, although the more correct term would be "the officials".

    Yes, technically after the QB says "hike", or otherwise indicates to the center, the ball is "snapped". However, to say that the ball is "hiked" is not incorrect. The usage is common.

    What's next, are you going to start running around posting how "ain't" isn't a word so any poster who uses it must be wrong? Hold on, gotta check my grammar.. wouldn't want you to think I have "no clue" because I have a misplaced comma..

  138. Slashdot? by Mr.+No+Skills · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hmmm, the most active article on Slashdot is about football and politics. It doesn't seem like "news for nerds" anymore, it seems more like "news for dorks".

    A real nerd doesn't care about politics, since its run by all the popular rich guys that made fun of us all through school.

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  139. Touch wood etc. by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If Bush won it would be a bad omen for his last 4 years, if Kerry won it would mean next election would be even more dumbed down - millions of people would be watching the Redskins to see the result, and political journalists and news stations would actually be basing their predictions on it. Then there would be some kind of scandel over who got paid to take a fall. All I can say is GO GREENBAY! DOWN WITH BOOSH W00T!

    However, this really doesnt fill me with confidence:
    "Oh, yeah, he's going to win. It's guaranteed," said Packers safety Darren Sharper, a Kerry supporter. "I don't have to vote now. Don't even have to go to the polls. Saved me a trip."

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  140. Even though we all know this is bullshit by nwbvt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When you consider how the Skins game ended (with a questionable call taking away a Portis TD that would have won it for the skins), that would translate to a questionable legal decision deciding the election. That part is almost sure to happen, given all the shysters, I mean lawyers both sides have hired.

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  141. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by N3WBI3 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The "pickup-truck" Republicans "are nearly a laugh; they're nearly a laugh, but they're really a cry": - It's like watching Clarence Thomas sit on the bench and rule against Affirmative Action after that's what got him through college, graduate and law school.

    Thats the sad part of Affirmative action, rich white liberals dont think Black people can make it unless they are given in's.

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  142. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by getch(); · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not sure that anyone will read this, as I'm late to the party and replying to something way, way deep in the comment tree, but I feel like I need to respond.

    I'm a Christian (Presbyterian to be exact) and Bush is hardly a "great leader" for me. Christianity at its roots values love and tolerance, two ideals which I'd hardly associate with the current administration. The Christians whose values coincide best with Bush's are evangelical and fundamentalist. I and many other Christians I'm sure, think that those particular sects give the rest of us a bad name.

    It really saddens me to see that "Christian" is almost becoming derogatory because of a vocal minority. I just wish people would remember that most of us also value things like science and the right of everyone to determine their own way of life.

  143. Re:It means GOP will try to cheat and fail by leftie · · Score: 2, Informative

    Wrong. More neo-con spin. There is only one scenario that the Florida State Supreme Court considered. Counting all the votes statewide.

    Gore also won Florida when all the votes in Florida were counted by the newspapers after the election by the standards the FLA Sup Ct. had ordered and the US Supreme Ct. ordered stopped.

    Pointing to various Bush/Gore campaign strategies is pointless, becasue the FLA Sup Ct. never ordered any of the campaign strategies. The FLA Sup Ct. ordered all the votes in FLA counted. The US Supreme Ct. stopped that and prevented the votes from being counted and appointed Bush President.

  144. Re:It means GOP will try to cheat and fail by leftie · · Score: 2, Informative

    Budget: The Democrats tried to force some fiscal restraint on Bush on the famous 87 billion vote. Dems were ready to support the money spent if Bush had removed the tax cut to the top 1% of the most wealthy to pay for it. Bush refused and threated to veto that 87 billion in defense spending funding if any of the tax cuts that were only going to the top tax bracket were removed

    Foreign Policy: Do some reading. Libya happened becasue Khadafi had a ludicrous fantasy about Libya hosting the World Cup that was scheduled to be held in Africa, and was awarded to South Africa. Khadafi's son plays pro soccer in Europe, and Khadafi had strange visions of his son returning home to play the World Cup in Libya. anyway, to have his bid have a remote chance in hell, Khadafi had to get in compliance regarding international law.

    Case of truth being stranger than fiction.

    Education: Bush signed the No Child Left Behind bill with Kennedy, then refused to spend the money budgeted the bill by Congress. The money is still sitting there and the bill's provisions are not being followed by Bush.

    Jobs: Nice try. Clinton created 23 million jobs during his presidency, and Clinton had the lowest unemployment rate since WW2. Bush has lost more jobs than any President since Hoover.

  145. No more suspicious by Shivetya · · Score: 2, Insightful

    than the fact that the 19 of the 20 counties with voting irregularities were run by Democrats and the 20th by an independant.

    No more factual of an issue than using a football game to predict an election.

    The only difference is that certain people needed something to blame and a conspiracy makes them feel better about it.

    Besides, Florida's voting actually was less problemsome than Georgia's. Yup, the rate of issues was lower in Florida than many other states. However Florida was easier to tip using the courts. I fully expect this election to be no different, if a state has a difference low enough to affect the overall election I fully expect certain parties to be out in force in an attempt to claim voter fraud or similar.

    Voter fraud only became an issue when it no longer worked.

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  146. Re:Does this mean Kerry will win? by IndependentVik · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Low earners pay plenty of taxes. FICA and the like take up a substantial percentage of most working folks' paychecks. The scam is that social security fund is then raided by politicians who dip into these revenues for general funds--it's an income tax in all but name for those who draw a paycheck from an employer and have that as their only income.

    The working poor have it bad enough, they don't need be looked down as "lucky duckies" for not paying in their fair share of taxes. I'd much rather be where I am than in the position of not having to pay federal income tax.

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  147. Re:Curious what shrub would share with us if he wo by Tassach · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I wouldn't say he *EARNED* them. "Purchased" is a more appropriate description. Bush hasn't earned a single thing on personal merit in his life -- it's all been handed to him on a silver platter by his Daddy or Daddy's cronies.

    Anyone lacking his connections who had the same discipline and academic record as The Shrub would likely have been expelled from Yale.

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  148. Re:Curious what shrub would share with us if he wo by ninejaguar · · Score: 2, Informative
    I've wondered about how such a prestigious set of schools could allow a knucklehead into their hallowed halls. Then, I remembered a history class where I learned that the aristocracy had privileges that the serfs didn't. Doing some research, I learned of the appropriately coined term, "Legacy".

    You're absolutely right, he did graduate from Ivy League universities given the chances that apparently neither you or I deserve. Did he get that chance fairly? No. Is he a hypocrite? Yes.

    First Andover, then Yale, then Harvard, then the Whitehouse. Anyone who doesn't believe that the aristocratic power of Legacy exists has his head in the sand.

    = 9J =

  149. The Bush Doctrine by Infonaut · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The earlier-referenced Wikipedia entry answers your questions. The fact that the US has created wars, been involved in wars, and attempted to subvert other governments does not negate the fact that the Bush Doctrine is a far-reaching restructuring of US foreign policy.

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