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The Lawsuit of the Rings

securitas writes "The New York Times' Ross Johnson reports that Lord of the Rings trilogy director, Peter Jackson, is suing New Line Cinemas for underpaying him by as much as $100 millon. The lawsuit filed Feb. 28 alleges that New Line committed fraud. Jackson 'reportedly receives about 20 percent of the gross revenue realized by New Line for the trilogy, minus expenses such as taxes.' Jackson's lawyer confirmed that of the more than $4 billion that New Line collected from revenues, merchandise and licensing, Jackson has received 'almost $200 million to date from New Line for the trilogy.' If the opening line doesn't make you want to read the article, I don't know what will: 'What if Frodo Baggins, instead of confronting the evil empire in "The Lord of the Rings," just got himself a lawyer and sued?'"

446 comments

  1. Never happen. by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    From TFA:
    What if Frodo Baggins, instead of confronting the evil empire in "The Lord of the Rings," just got himself a lawyer and sued?

    Well, that's a silly question...between 'professional courtesy' and 'conflict of interest', no lawyer would ever take the case against the evil empire.... ^_^
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    1. Re:Never happen. by ArielMT · · Score: 3, Funny

      He tooks the precious from us, he did, your honor! The filthy hobbitses took it from us! *gollum!*

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    2. Re:Never happen. by joeybagadonuts · · Score: 2

      Actually, that kind of stupidity makes me specifically NOT want to read the article.

    3. Re:Never happen. by Stupendoussteve · · Score: 1

      Frodo went against the Evil Empire? I could've sworn that was Luke Skywalker....

    4. Re:Never happen. by InvalidError · · Score: 1

      Somehow, two industrial heavyweights fighting each other in court seems orders of magnitude more even than some relatively defenseless hobbits finding their way through ogre armies while avoiding the riders, the freaky eye, etc.

    5. Re:Never happen. by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Ronald Reagan.

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    6. Re:Never happen. by nocomment · · Score: 2, Funny

      'What if Frodo Baggins, instead of confronting the evil empire in "The Lord of the Rings," just got himself a lawyer and sued?'

      I wonder what would happen if Jackson got himself a magic invisibilty ring, snuck into New Line studios and stabbed everyone with a dagger.

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    7. Re:Never happen. by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

      What's 20% of 4 Billion?
      800 Million. If he got paid 200 Million he's still 600 Million short. If I were the studio I'd settle for the additional 100 Million and move on down the road.

    8. Re:Never happen. by Riddlefox · · Score: 1

      What are the taxes on an income of $4 billion? Peter gets his cut after the Feds do.

    9. Re:Never happen. by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

      Take a look pdf

      Fed caps at 39.6% I think. Not sure since the GWB taxcut for billionaires.

  2. Sauron called... by metlin · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...he wants his troll back.

    1. Re:Sauron called... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 0

      Should the Rings
      The world ever save
      We could hock it for cash
      To buy that overgrown, hirsute hobbit-esque fellow they call Peter Jackson
      Burma Shave

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    2. Re:Sauron called... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 5, Funny

      I thought he wanted his RING back. Oh, wait... he did.

    3. Re:Sauron called... by a1cypher · · Score: 1, Informative

      In response to your sig, you should of wrote it like this:

      wrong "should of"
      right "should have"
      abbreviated right "should've"

    4. Re:Sauron called... by curunir · · Score: 2, Funny

      His trolls are right where Bilbo left them, he can come and pick them up anytime he wants.

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  3. Meh... by El+Neepo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I guess this doesn't look good for PJ to make The Hobbit with New Line.

    1. Re:Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I wonder if the fans could pay him directly to produce the movie? Kind of like the star trek saving thing but one that works this time.

    2. Re:Meh... by Gunnery+Sgt.+Hartman · · Score: 0

      If by The Hobbit you mean "whoopie", then I would say that there's a good chance.

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    3. Re:Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      PJ does a much better job running a website.

    4. Re:Meh... by Cunk · · Score: 1

      And then pay again to see it? Or would a certain size contribution to the production guarantee you a ticket?

      It'll never work.

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    5. Re:Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess this doesn't look good for PJ to make The Hobbit with New Line.

      Sure it does. It shows that both parties are still very interested in making huge sums of money!

    6. Re:Meh... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      And then pay again to see it? Or would a certain size contribution to the production guarantee you a ticket?

      It'll never work.
      If he had the ring, it would.
      This wolf
      is shaved
      so neat and trim
      the films profits
      are now
      chasing him
      Burma-Shave
      It takes money to make money - when you're raking in the bucks, you can afford to sue to make sure the studio isn't jacking your share. So some executives will have to go on half-rations with their coke dealer ... big deal.

      Its not like there won't be other studios ready to throw money at this guy for his next movie. Look at how they kept "investing" in Woody Allen long after he stopped being interesting. He won't be needing the average fans' money in advance, you can be sure.

    7. Re:Meh... by daviddennis · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, come on. The Lord of the Rings saga didn't make much at all. You know, the zero box office, the complete lack of anyone even vaguely interested in the DVD. I'm sure there's no movie studio in the world who would be interested in picking it up.

      Seriously ... if this guy wants to make anything involved with Middle Earth, it will get made. Heck, if he wanted to film an earthworm orgy it would probably get made, because he has a track record of doing Great Things. When you have that, your movies get made.

      Besides, $200m is enough to make it on your own, without interference from studio suits.

      D

    8. Re:Meh... by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Meh... bottom line is that PJ made hundreds of millions off the movie and NL made billions. I am pretty sure they can kiss and make up. I am sure they are just jumping through the legal hoops and motions to get the best deal that they can.

      I am not sure about you, but I am not sure how pissed I would be if I made 300 million but got screwed out of 20 million or even 100 million, like how many millions do I need before it is kinda a pointless number.

      Same goes for NL, if I made Billions off a movie and PJ wanted to sue for a bit more cash say between 20-100million, wtf do I care, I just made 4 BILLION dollars... The thats just a silly amount of money i can barly comprehend.

      So in conclusion I doubt this is a big deal, just part of buisness these day. NL tried to make an extra buck, PJ thinks he is due his, courts will make a decision, and its done.

      PJ may take it personally I suppose, but as I said I doubt it. He may just take this as an expensive learning experiance, and be even more careful in his contract next time.

      Though any lawyer worth his salt can tell you no contract is going to be ironclad. It is written in words, and words can have many meanings. It is up to a court to decide what those meanings are, and if not clear, what the intent of the meaning was.

      Now if the contract was written in Boolean, well then it might be less open to interpretation, of course it would also probably be a million pages long with all the cases and exceptions (hell it wouldn't surprise me if the orginal contract was long enough to make Robet Jorden blush).

    9. Re:Meh... by curunir · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Interesting concept. Sell ticket vouchers to an unmade film for a small discount (say $7) and use that money to make the film. If the film ends up meeting revenue marks, people who put money in ahead of time could be sent a DVD as further thanks for helping to finance the film.

      For a movie like the Hobbit, I'd put $7 worth of trust in Peter Jackson to deliver a film that was worth that investment 2-3 years down the road. He'd probably make more money as well since he'd get more than a 20% share of the profits.

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    10. Re:Meh... by RWerp · · Score: 1

      Same goes for NL, if I made Billions off a movie and PJ wanted to sue for a bit more cash say between 20-100million, wtf do I care, I just made 4 BILLION dollars... The thats just a silly amount of money i can barly comprehend.

      The guys running the New Line Cinema are legally required to maximize profits. They can't just shrug and say "fuck 20 million bucks". This would be just like Enron.

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    11. Re:Meh... by east+coast · · Score: 0

      I am not sure about you, but I am not sure how pissed I would be if I made 300 million but got screwed out of 20 million or even 100 million, like how many millions do I need before it is kinda a pointless number.

      I guess it depends on how many millions you spend.

      Look, I don't know you from Adam but my guess is that you earn in the 20-100k yearly range. A million dollars to you would seem like advanced payment for your next 10-50 years of labor depending on where you fall in my scale. You would probably live fairly comfortably for many years and never have to wonder where your next meal was comming from.

      But what if you were a producer/director? 200 million is hardly enough money to get a serious action/adventure film off the ground with serious stars. If Jackson wants to become a serious player in Hollywood (from the financial point of view) he can't sit down to the table with 200 million and get delt it. More likely he'd be laughed at and thrown from the game.

      100 million isn't that much more but it's leverage. And to be honest I wonder how many slashdotters are sitting their saying "I wouldnt sue with that kind of cash" but would if they were actually in that situation. I know I would. Even if I wasn't planning on using the money for productive reasons I'd want whats mind and I'd be willing to fight for it.

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    12. Re:Meh... by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Thats true they have to answer to their bottom line. I should have re-phrased in that NL isn't going to take PJ sueing them personally, its just buisness. Particualy with the amount of money involved (relationally). If PJ was trying to sue for a billion dollars or something NL might take exception to that and there may be a problem with them doing buisness again.

      The way I see this is just a dry contract dispute that is going to a 3rd party to resolve (in this case the 3rd party happends to be the courts, so the decision is enforceable).

      NL it seems did some "questionable" accounting by selling LOTR toys to a sister company, thus robbing PJ of his cut.

      His contract probably read something like "PJ gets x percentage of profit on any merchindise that NL sells" or something like that.

      NL by selling said toys at a loss to a 'independant' subsidudary or 'sister' company, did not make a 'profit' from the sale and thus PJ doesn't get a cut. You can bet however that the 'sister' company made a profit.

      Peter Jackson would have to prove in court that NL has dealt is bad faith and that the intent of the contract is being breached. Never mind that sort of colusion between so called 'independant' companies is bullshit to begin with. But it seems to happen all the time and corporations get away with it.

      Its that sort of corporate BS that really bugs me and I really hope PJ gets his and then some.

      A perfect example of this kind of BS is Air industry up here in Canada. Once upon a time there was a little economy jet liner we'll call Kanada 300. Kanada 300 (to my knowlege) was a wholly owned subsiduary of Air Kanada (and I think is was called something else before Kanada 300 even, same story). Anyway through mismanagement and the rest, Kanada 300 goes Bankrupt. This means that it cannot be sued by creditors and is basically liquidated. Never mind all the passengers with tickets that get screwed, or the poor idiots that bought stock, all gone. However, in Canada there is really only a handful of Jet liners, of which Air Kanada probably makes up 95%. So here is how things play out. Air Kanda creates another wholly owned subsiduary called Tawango. Tawango, of course has no jets, but hey guess what there is the totally unrelated company called Kanada 300 that has tonnes of Jets to get rid of and no one to sell them to! Its a match made in heaven! So Tawango, buys all the Kanada 300's Jets (at a huge discount) and paints a brand new Tawango on the side! A new Jet liner is born! It would not surprise me if Tawango hired all the staff (or part of them) to run Tawango...

      The moral of this story? Incorporate yourself! You can do whatever the fuck you want... and the bigger you are the more you can do.

      Anyway now I mad, must go.

    13. Re:Meh... by Snowdog668 · · Score: 1

      Woody Allen was interesting? When?

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    14. Re:Meh... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Woody Allen was interesting? When?
      Before he started banging his step-daughter, then marrying her.

      Maybe he likes them really young for a reason - he's imprinted on an old Burma Shave ad:

      Missin'
      kissin'?
      Perhaps your thrush
      can't get through
      the underbrush
      try Burma-Shave
      ... also google for the Westermarck Effect.
    15. Re:Meh... by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      Of course, if people paid for the content directly there is no way in hell the MPAA would allow it in theaters because it would demonstrate their uselessness.

    16. Re:Meh... by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      Heck, if he wanted to film an earthworm orgy it would probably get made, because he has a track record of doing Great Things. When you have that, your movies get made.

      You have obviously never seen "Bad Taste"!

    17. Re:Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. He has no track record before LoTR and chances are that the only reason he got that is because he is from New Zealand.

    18. Re:Meh... by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was joking. Braindead (AKA Dead Alive) and Meet the Feebles are two examples of excellent films directed by Jackson. I was a fan of his well before he started with the rings movies.

    19. Re:Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps his previous films were not widely known, but most of them are highly entertaining if you're open to anything outside the Hollywood model. I was a huge fan of PJ years before I even knew he would direct LOTR, and I know many others in the same boat. The fact that you can't appreciate films like Dead Alive or Meet the feebles doesn't mean they're not great pieces of film.

    20. Re:Meh... by GarfBond · · Score: 1

      The rights to tell the story have to get purchased from somewhere, and you better believe New Line isn't going to give those up (though Disney was foolish enough to pass) for chump change.

    21. Re:Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say those are two examples of films that are fun to watch due to the cheesey factor. I'm not saying LoTR wasnt well done, it was. However, we're talking about a story that's already a classic backed by a huge budget. Does anyone really believe that no one could have directed as well if not better than Peter Jackson?

    22. Re:Meh... by acroyear · · Score: 1

      actually the main opponents wouldn't be the MPAA directly. The real problem is the unions.

      A band like Marillion can sell an album before making with no problem because record producers and engineers aren't all unionized with mutual alliances to the RIAA. They can easily hire the people they want, at union rates (if necessary), and not have to deal with all that politics.

      The MPAA's relationship with the Screen Actors' Guild and the Directors' Guild, among others (like CPA for casting Americans, and half the effects shops out there though WETA isn't one of those) is FAR tighter. Members can't work outside of "the studio" for certain projects unless they are prepared to pay a hefty fine (which ends up being paid for by the producer). For Empire, George Lucas paid almost a million dollars total in fines to the various unions including the Directors' Guild for having to work outside of union regs. Its the key reason he went with a non-union director for Jedi.

      so even if he got the money, he couldn't use it on most of the people he would need to mount such a project...

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    23. Re:Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if he made 300 million and could get 100 million more thats a significant ammount in marginal terms (read percentage). To finance people its what matters, no the absolute amount.

    24. Re:Meh... by RWerp · · Score: 1

      NL it seems did some "questionable" accounting by selling LOTR toys to a sister company, thus robbing PJ of his cut.

      Here is the problem I have with this story. Everybody takes PJ's side -- just because he made a famous movie, I think. We don't know who is right, contracts are a delicate thing. Maybe PJ thinks he deserver more than what he was promised? Why do everybody take his version for literal truth? Let's wait and see how things develop. Try to be more objective, people.

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  4. Worlds colliding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if Frodo Baggins, instead of confronting the evil empire in "The Lord of the Rings," just got himself a lawyer and sued?

    When did Frodo take on Lord Vader and the Emperor?

    1. Re:Worlds colliding by daniil · · Score: 1

      I suppose that he did confront some empire or another on his way, but yeah, it doesn't really make any sense. I'd have expected a reputable newspaper like NYT to check the facts before publishing such nonsense.
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    2. Re:Worlds colliding by schon · · Score: 1

      When did Frodo take on Lord Vader and the Emperor?

      Maybe he's referring to Disney? :o)

  5. A much different movie by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny
    'What if Frodo Baggins, instead of confronting the evil empire in "The Lord of the Rings," just got himself a lawyer and sued?'

    Well, the movie wouldn't have been as good, though we probably would have seen more riots on TV, with the police whacking/tear gassing geeks dressed up as elves and hobbits. It certainly would have made the evening news more entertaining anyway.

    1. Re:A much different movie by fermion · · Score: 1
      There are creatures who build things, there are creatures protect things, there are creatures that try to destroy things, and there are creatures that allows everyone else the freedom to do whatever it is that they do. In the olden these later creatures were know as wizards or witches. In modern days they are called lawyers.

      After all, where else would you go it you needed an incantion to make someone else do something they ordinarily would not, or to counteract another spell from working.

      In the end, I do not think the movie would have been much different at all.

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    2. Re:A much different movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with the police whacking/tear gassing geeks dressed up as elves and hobbits.
      Until the first genius fires his homebrew arrow at a riot shield...then we get so see Legolas vs. the semi-automatic handgun.

  6. I find this shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hollywood has been long known for its up-front, honest accounting practices. I bet this turns out to be the work of one of the auditors they recently hired from the GAO.

    1. Re:I find this shocking! by NormAtHome · · Score: 1

      It seems that most things like this eventually end up settled out of court with the settlement sealed so the world doesn't know the details.

      One of Hollywoods biggest tricks is to say that no matter how much a movie took in at the box office, that it made no money. I seem to remember the author of "Forest Gump" suing the studio that made the movie with Tom Hanks since they (at one time but I have no idea what the eventual outcome was) claimed that the movie made no money. And so since there were no profits he was entitled to no money since his deal was for a percentage of the "profits".

  7. What if Frodo had sued? by Crip42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...He would have lost the case because Sauron would be able to afford better lawyers.

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    1. Re:What if Frodo had sued? by z0idberg · · Score: 0

      afford better lawyers??!?

      he doesnt have to pay lawyers. He just grows them out of the ground like the rest of his evil hordes..
      the only difference is he has to make them especially evil for them to become lawyers :-)

    2. Re:What if Frodo had sued? by orion41us · · Score: 1

      "He just grows them out of the ground"..

      Hmmm... I thought that's were all lawyers come from...

    3. Re:What if Frodo had sued? by mrisaacs · · Score: 1

      Actually, the lawyers of middle-earth were the creation of Morgoth - Sauron wasn't nearly evil enough to create a lawyer, even the Balrogs feared the lawyers.

      Besides, who do you think gave Sauron the idea of the rings in the first place?

      If Gandalf had faced one of the lawyers instead of the Balrog, it would've been the end of the tale...

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    4. Re:What if Frodo had sued? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      Gah! I've just realized why the One ring was so important - it was Prior Art!

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    5. Re:What if Frodo had sued? by tqft · · Score: 1

      Aren't the Nazgul are on the hunt in Utah?

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  8. Lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    What if Frodo Baggins, instead of confronting the evil empire in "The Lord of the Rings," just got himself a lawyer and sued?"


    Everyone knows Sauron has the best lawyers in the land.
    1. Re:Lawyers by gowen · · Score: 5, Funny
      Everyone knows Sauron has the best lawyers in the land.
      Nazgul, Nazgul, Nazgul, Nazgul, Nazgul, Nazgul, Nazgul, Nazgul and Nazgul, attorneys-at-law.
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    2. Re:Lawyers by ArielMT · · Score: 5, Funny

      "...And in other news tonight, the nine attourneys for Sauron descended the steps of the courthouse in Minas Morgul to deliver a press conference. In it, they announced that the case against Sauron has been dismissed on the grounds that the plantiff's lawyers have all been either slain, bent to the Dark Lord's will, or checked into a mental institution in neighboring Osgiliath, and therefore failed to appear in court on time."

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    3. Re:Lawyers by ThrasherTT · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nazgul, Nazgul, Nazgul, Nazgul, Nazgul, Nazgul, Nazgul, Nazgul

      Hob-bit! Hob-bit!

      Ring, a riiinnnng, ohhhh, there's the riiiing!

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    4. Re:Lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That HAS to be made.

      Now.

    5. Re:Lawyers by sanosuke76 · · Score: 1

      For a second there, I thought you were just quoting Steve Ballmer again.

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    6. Re:Lawyers by gowen · · Score: 1

      Goddammit. I hate it when people improve on my jokes. :P

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    7. Re:Lawyers by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      I thought the Nazgul were currently engaged by IBM against SCO?

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    8. Re:Lawyers by ThrasherTT · · Score: 1

      Sorry... when I started reading it, I was actually a bit sad when it didn't end in "Mushroom" or the like. My daughter (4 yrs old) had just requested me to "play the badgerbadgersnake again daddy!" so it was pretty fresh.

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    9. Re:Lawyers by ArielMT · · Score: 1

      No, they're currently engaged by SCO against IBM. Close enough for government work.

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    10. Re:Lawyers by R2.0 · · Score: 1
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  9. Welp... by Brolly · · Score: 0

    The man's gotta feed his family!

    1. Re:Welp... by HTTP+Error+403+403.9 · · Score: 1

      Have you seen pictures from his King Kong blog? The man is wasting away!

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  10. Lawyer of The Rings? by DavidChristopher · · Score: 0, Funny

    Surely, you're not suggesting Peter Jackson travel through Middle Earth (Hollywood) batteling untold evils (The Olson Twins, The Hilton Sisters and possibly Courtney Love) to throw the one ring, forged by Sauron (Robert K Shawe and/or Michael Lynne) into the firey pit of mount doom?

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  11. Forest Gump by rlp · · Score: 4, Informative

    At least he was smart enough to get a percentage of the gross. The author of Forest Gump was promised a percentage of the profit. The studio claimed that there was no profit. Some of the most creative people in Hollywood are the accountants.

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    1. Re:Forest Gump by Loco3KGT · · Score: 3, Informative

      Stan Lee is also a victim of that on all of the Marvel movies out so far. He signed for a percentage of the profits and not revenues.

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    2. Re:Forest Gump by MattW · · Score: 3, Informative

      From TFA:

      According to Peter Hoffman, a tax lawyer for leading Hollywood producers in the 1980's and a former chief executive of Carolco Pictures, all the legal saber rattling around claims of self-dealing and pre-emptive bidding could be avoided if studios turned the clock back and compensated stars based on net profits, not gross revenues.

      "Once upon a time, Hollywood studios paid a lot of money to net profit participants, and it was a fair deal," said Mr. Hoffman, who is known in Hollywood for his knowledge of arcane deal making. "Then the studios got greedy and stopped paying, and now we have gross players who used to be net players fighting over vertical integration. The studios brought this problem on themselves."


      In other words, Hollywood basically caused people to stop taking net deals specifically because of what you just noted. I think it would be pretty difficult to hide all the profits from a bonanza like Lord of the Rings, of course, since only a scant few ever imagined the success it enjoyed.

    3. Re:Forest Gump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, people keep bringing up this issue of net profits as though they're big-shot Hollywood insiders, when those schemes were old news in the 1980's. As the FA says, if people would bother to R it -- the studios are way, way past net/gross in terms of screwing people.

    4. Re:Forest Gump by Coryoth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's a pretty standard deal for films, no matter how successful, to fail to make a "profit". There are a wide variety of ways that the studio manages to orchestrate this. There is a nice article here that outlines most of them.

      Reading through all the little tricks and traps is a little frightening - things like the legacy "only 20% of actual home video receipts are booked, the remaining 80% goes to the studio as 'costs'", or the blanket exclusion of 50% of gross reciepts for merchandising and music are pretty blatant scamming. The rest is more subtle, but really just as bad. Read the whole thing, it's worth it.

      Jedidiah

    5. Re:Forest Gump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I found some details on how this works.

      Apparently part of the secret is that private contracts and generally accepted accounting principles don't have to have anything to do with each other (according to the link). Leading to some pretty creative techniques -- I like the Interest section in particular.

      This kind of reminds me of Albini's paper on the recording industry, although I'm under the (perhaps mistaken) impression that the movie industry treats its people better.

    6. Re:Forest Gump by zentinal · · Score: 1
      OMFG!

      I thought by now everyone knew never to sign an entertainment industry contract for a percentage of net! It's always a percentage of gross + a percentage of gross sales of ancillaries (dolls & games & swords & such). But then, I grew up in Los Angeles, where parents teach their kids these things in their cribs.

      ;-)

    7. Re:Forest Gump by budgenator · · Score: 1

      When gross means
      gross revenue, ... minus expenses such as taxes I pity the fool that tries to figure out what net means!!

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    8. Re:Forest Gump by toad3k · · Score: 1

      Wow that is really eye opening. I always thought hollywood corruption was just another myth, but these guys are scamming people for billions a year.

    9. Re:Forest Gump by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Well the thing know is Jackson is now a proven producer (not movies but money), and probably has enough cash in the bank to do anything he wants; so the Hollywood will deal if for no other reason than to keep him form doing the Hobbit as an indie film. I'm sure the next deal will either be along the lines of competative bidding or a sweetheart deal.

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    10. Re:Forest Gump by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They probably justify ripping off the artists just like the recording industry does - to make up for all of the lost sales due to filesharing.

      It's unfortunate that Hollywood is so far away from New York. Otherwise, Eliot Spitzer would be all over the movie studios like white on rice.

    11. Re:Forest Gump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Some of the most creative people in Hollywood are the accountants.

      That what I thougt, until this line in the article:

      "To defend itself, New Line has hired Robert Schwartz, the head of entertainment litigation at O'Melveny & Myers, who has gone against Mr. Stein in many profit participation cases. "

      Theres actually someone who is "head of entertainment litigation".

      I am ... speechless.

    12. Re:Forest Gump by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      Don't these guys have lawyers?

      I have a lawyer that I use sometimes for business contracts and they spot all sorts of little problems and make slight alterations. And they are not expensive.

      Are you telling me that Stan Lee couldn't afford a hotshot entertainment lawyer that would have told him what every movie geek under the sun knows?

    13. Re:Forest Gump by Loco3KGT · · Score: 1

      No but I will say that Stan Lee either didn't envision how much financial magic coudl be worked or figured "I'm Stan Lee, who would screw with me?" Or maybe he signed something without thinking.

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    14. Re:Forest Gump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if the very successful movie like Forest Gump did not make money then the studio must have a bunch of stupid people working for them.

      Why on earth would anyone invest in a studio that can lose money on a movie that made hundreds of millions of dollars!

      I think the IRS and other account bodies need to set some official rules for how Hollywood keeps it books. They appear to be cooking the books and the IRS needs to come down on them really hard.

    15. Re:Forest Gump by karnal · · Score: 1

      Holy hell.

      Who in their right mind decides that red-on-white would be a good color scheme for a webpage?

      I can read it, granted, but come on. Jeesh.

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    16. Re:Forest Gump by terrymr · · Score: 1

      The studio made money, but they way their accounting works, they get to skim all the money for their own profits while claiming that the movie itself lost money. It only lost money because they use mathematical trickery to steal the profits.

    17. Re:Forest Gump by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The books they send to the IRS don't break down individual movie profits, they report aggregate profits for the business, and are probably more-or-less honest. Or rather, as honest as any company's are, which is to say, you report as high profits as you can to shareholders, and as low as you can to the IRS, such that it will stand a modicum of scrutiny.

      The reports they send to the film-makers are broken down for the individual film, and of course, how you attribute various costs and revenues are easier to fudge. Especially if, say, the studio is collecting fees for various services against the movie's revenues - i.e. transferring profits to the studio's bottom line while keeping the individual films unprofitable.

    18. Re:Forest Gump by jafac · · Score: 1

      Some of the most creative people in Hollywood are the accountants.

      best.
      quote.
      EVAR.

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    19. Re:Forest Gump by loose_cannon_gamer · · Score: 1

      Well, then, hold on a minute. If we're quoting people who say that this is standard practice in hollywood, shouldn't Peter Jackson have *recognized* that this was going to happen? Are we saying both he and his lawyers who went over the contract were both completely in the dark on this?

      I think that what the studios are described as doing is clearly unethical, but at the same time, if you do business with someone you know acts unethically, and you sign a contract that permits them to treat you unethically, don't you at least earn a hefty share of the blame when they in fact do what you expected them to do all along?

      Sounds a little fishy to me on all sides.

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    20. Re:Forest Gump by johansalk · · Score: 1

      They must've known it was going to be hugely successful, otherwise they would not have shot the whole 9 hour triology at the same time with such massive budget.

    21. Re:Forest Gump by dazlari · · Score: 1
      Does that mean that it is OK to download Forrest Gump off the net?

      From what you're saying, by me buying the DVD they make nothing? So do they just break even or make a loss? Nahh, they'd have to break even or they wouldn't bother. Heck, I'd go as far as saying they make some profit.

      So the net would have them get their message out there without the cost of production. Everyone wins! Except the author who's still spewing.

      Life's like.... that sometimes.

    22. Re:Forest Gump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      worst.spelling.ever

  12. Lawyer Of the Rings by kotku · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Justice IS Tenacious" - a new inscription from our collection of lawyer rings. The tradition of giving lawyers rings upon admittance to the Bar began in England in the early 1400's. These simple bands were inscribed in Latin around the outside with a verse that referred to a legal ideal. Our's reads "Justice Tenax" (Justice is Tenacious). The original of this ring can be found in the collection of the Honourable Society of the Inner Temple, London. Ring is cast in sterling silver or in 14 kt. gold and completely hand finished and hand polished. Gold rings available with an antique finish if requested. Gift box included. Lawyer Of The Rings

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  13. Re:$200m!! by mdvolm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It has nothing to do with whether or not he *needs* the money. If it's in his contract he's entitled to it, period.

    How many folks out there would appreciate their employers under-paying them because "they had already been paid enough", or some such non-sense?

  14. And I quote..... by sallgeud · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "Peter Jackson is an incredible filmmaker who did the impossible on 'Lord of the Rings,' " this lawyer said. "But there's a certain piggishness involved here. New Line already gave him enough money to rebuild Baghdad, but it's still not enough for him."

    So let me get this straight.... he doesn't deserve what the contract you signed with him says because he can already choke all the worlds hippos with his cash?

    1. Re:And I quote..... by night_flyer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wonder if the readers who are against Jackson asking for his fair share would mind if the companies they work for would just cut 33% out of their paychecks?

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    2. Re:And I quote..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he doesn't deserve what the contract you signed with him says

      Not only that, but he doesn't deserve it ... we do! Its not like they are giving the $100M over to stop world hunger, they just want more money for themselves.

    3. Re:And I quote..... by SlayerofGods · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What makes that statement even worse is the irony of the fact that he is speaking on behalf of a company that apparently took in 4 billion from the movies and refuses to share that with the man that made it for them. P.S. Someone should really explain to him how little 100 million goes toward rebuilding a whole city ;)

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    4. Re:And I quote..... by grimarr · · Score: 1

      Tell the lawyer to look at it this way: New Line agreed to take *four times* the amount they gave Peter Jackson, and now that's not enough for them, they want some of his share, too.

      It would have been really interesting to see what his reaction would have been to that. Where are the hard questions? Do we have to rely on Jon Stewart to do all the work?

    5. Re:And I quote..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that, but he doesn't deserve it ... we do!

      Sorry, but when 40 gazillion people went to see the movie, each one was contributing to this situation. What, you think that money came out of nowhere? "We" deserve that money? If people were really concerned about solving world hunger, they'd donate their $9 to Food First or something, but apparently they'd rather donate it to New Line.

    6. Re:And I quote..... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I agree. Failure to follow contracts is failure to follow contracts, and is against civil law. Even if PJ is being greedy, NewLine is being greedier.

      I don't think you can rebuild Baghdad with $200M though, unless you mean NOT using American contractors which get a significant hazard pay before they'd consider it. $200M might do it if you used the local labor.

    7. Re:And I quote..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. Way to demonstrate that reading comprehension, dunce. The GP was clearly using "we" from the point of view of the studio execs, idiot.

    8. Re:And I quote..... by CaymanIslandCarpedie · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, I hope someone quotes this the next time the studios take someone to court for downloading thier movies ;-)

      "(put studio name here) makes incredible movies and did an amazing job on (insert movie you were downloading here), but there's a certain piggishness involved here. Consumers already gave them enough money to rebuild Baghdad, but it's still not enough for them."

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    9. Re:And I quote..... by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      Don't forget thats $9 times 3, for each of the trilogy, for those sorry souls satisfied with only seeing each movie once in the theater. At $27 a person, that could feed a lot of hungry people.

    10. Re:And I quote..... by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

      You read that right. Apparently it is OK to steal from people if they have enough money.

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    11. Re:And I quote..... by flying_monkies · · Score: 1

      Following their line of logic, the people of the world have given them enough money all movies from here on out will be shown free of charge...?

      Yeah, didn't think so either.

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    12. Re:And I quote..... by Tsunayoshi · · Score: 1

      "Failure to follow contracts is failure to follow contracts, and is against civil law"

      Thank you for someone finally bringing this up...if I had mod points you would get them so this shows up on the main posting page.

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    13. Re:And I quote..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhm... no. that doesn't make any sense at all.

    14. Re:And I quote..... by PeelBoy · · Score: 1

      200 million isn't enough to rebuild baghdad regardless of who you use for labor.

    15. Re:And I quote..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      200 million isn't enough to rebuild baghdad regardless of who you use for labor.

      If you started with the parts that would generate income, 200 million would be plenty to get the ball rolling. For instance, start with the cell network. Almost immediately after the bombs stopped falling, an Arab company rigged a make-shift GSM network that covered Baghdad. It worked well. Had the American authority in Baghdad not ordered it shut down so that MCI could win a huge contract to build out a CDMA network (thanks to lobbying by Qualcomm's...err...San Diego's house rep), that make-shift GSM network would be generating revenue which could be applied to other re-building efforts.

    16. Re:And I quote..... by dreamquick · · Score: 2, Funny
      "Peter Jackson is an incredible filmmaker who did the impossible on 'Lord of the Rings,' " this lawyer said. "But there's a certain piggishness involved here. New Line already gave him enough money to rebuild Baghdad, but it's still not enough for him."

      In other news the Iraqi people are looking to contact that lawyer after comparing his estimate to the bill for rebuilding they recieved from Haliburton...

    17. Re:And I quote..... by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      This is true. But after all the financial contributions US companies made in getting the war started in the first place, don't you think they are entitled to a return on their investment?

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    18. Re:And I quote..... by Krimszon · · Score: 1

      Exactly! And ofcourse because New Line really doesn't have that much money, no really, they're hardly making a profit, what with all those pirates out there, haven't you read the news, they're losing billions, so who's the victim here?

    19. Re:And I quote..... by MCraigW · · Score: 1
      If people were really concerned about solving world hunger, they'd donate their $9 to

      I'll donate my $9 (with popcorn, starbursts, and soft drink it's more like $30) from the money I saved not seeing The Bridges of Madison County. I enjoyed the Rings movies too much to skip them.

    20. Re:And I quote..... by viva_fourier · · Score: 1

      That's why one shouldn't download "illegal mp3's" because they want the music -- that would be stealing. Now, if you just classify it as "civil disobedience" it's then OK...

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    21. Re:And I quote..... by Kombat · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the readers who are against Jackson asking for his fair share...

      You must be new here. This is Slashdot. Such readers don't exist. Every single comment I've seen in this thread so far sides with Jackson, not the studio. Given the rabid-fanboy mentality of Slashdot, this is exactly what I'd expect.

      Translation: You're preaching to the choir. The people you're referring to do not exist.

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    22. Re:And I quote..... by herc_mk2 · · Score: 1
      New Line already gave him enough money to rebuild Baghdad, but it's still not enough for him.
      Rebuilding Baghdad is one thing, but look what those Ents did to Isengard! Now that's the kind of cleanup job that Halliburton dreams of...
    23. Re:And I quote..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what most of the copyright infringers on Slashdot think, too.

    24. Re:And I quote..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, so if they make enough money to rebuild Baghdad on any given film (gross income--I know of their accounting weaseling to make the net income less than zero pretty much all the time), that makes it legal to download the movie, because they already have enough money?

      I could live with that...

      How much does it cost to rebuild Baghdad, anyhow?

    25. Re:And I quote..... by teknomage1 · · Score: 1

      This is the single best thing I've read all day.

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    26. Re:And I quote..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I'm surprised more folks aren't taking New Line's side. After all, this is Slashdot, where people believe that corporations should only make a certain amount of profit - after that, they should do nothing to pursue more, and should give away the overage to whoever's handy.

  15. This teaches you a good lesson... by ChrisF79 · · Score: 1, Funny

    There's a lesson to be learned from this. Always check your pay stub. You never know when your employer is going to short you $100 million.

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  16. Smeagol Jackson: by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Funny


    "Nassty New Line Cinemas...we hates them!"

    "I told you they were tricksy...I told you they were false..."

    ^_^

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    1. Re:Smeagol Jackson: by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

      You misspelled "Cinemases"

    2. Re:Smeagol Jackson: by sczimme · · Score: 2, Funny


      "I told you they were tricksy...I told you they were false..."

      When I read 'Smeagol Jackson' for some reason I thought Elvish, motherf*cker, do you speak it??

      Smeago L. Jackson?

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    3. Re:Smeagol Jackson: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod UP!!!! That's some funny stuff.

    4. Re:Smeagol Jackson: by jd · · Score: 1
      Trickssssssy New Line Cssssinemasssss! We hatessss them! We hatesssss them foreversssss!


      Really, when speaking Gollum, you need to add more s's.

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    5. Re:Smeagol Jackson: by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      Jackson actually looks more like a large, hairy Dwarf, not a turned-bad Hobbit.

    6. Re:Smeagol Jackson: by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      Peter Jackson: "The Ring is treacherous, but I'll hold you to your word."

      New Line Smeagol: (quietly)"Stupid fat hobbit."

      ~X~

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  17. Lawsuits in Hollywood by vinohradska · · Score: 1
    Lawsuits in Hollywood are as common as hobbits in Middle Earth.
    ...as common as trees is more like it.
    1. Re:Lawsuits in Hollywood by pizen · · Score: 0

      I guess Saruman had the right idea

    2. Re:Lawsuits in Hollywood by Mindwarp · · Score: 1

      ...as common as trees is more like it.

      Too true, too true. You should see the Boulevard at this time of year. SWARMING with Ents it is. They're a pain in the ass but we put up with them 'cos they bring in the Green.

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  18. Re:When artists go bad. by bracher · · Score: 1

    You would prefer that the money all stayed with the noble and virtuous New Line Cinemas, to help cover their costs in pursuing world peace?

    Please. They signed a contract giving him 20% (of gross), and now he wants them to make good. The fact that it's a _lot_ more money than they thought it would be shouldn't really factor into it...

  19. Re:When artists go bad. by Bob9113 · · Score: 1

    I had a lot of respect for him. I used to see him as Peter Jackson, Cinematic Artist. Now I see him as Peter Jackson, Greedcock.

    Would you be happier if NewLine got to keep the money?!? The money belongs to someone. I say give it to the guy who created it.

  20. Re:$200m!! by databyss · · Score: 1

    Would you be happy if your paycheck got cut by a third?

    An extra $100 million is like a new scholarship or cancer foundation or something...

    hmmm... how many scholarship/cancer foundations can you start with $100 million?

    Maybe he was shorted like 4-6 SCF's!

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  21. Re:When artists go bad. by YukiKotetsu · · Score: 1

    What the hell. The company says they are going to pay you X amount of dollars. Company pays you X - 100,000,000 dollars. You get pissed, because you wrote a contract stating how much you would get. How is he greedy for getting what he signed up for? Is he suing for extra, more than was what promised? No, he wants what they said they've give him. Does your company say they'll pay you $60K a year, then only give you $10K and say oh well... and you being full of integrity, decide oh well, they can keep it, I don't want to be a greedcock.

  22. Mixed Feelings by Phoenix666 · · Score: 1

    On the one hand, Newline is MPAA and pulling this kind of stunt is just what you'd expect from them. On the other hand, they did bet the farm on Peter Jackson, and they were the ones who tossed out his original all-in-one movie and said, "let's make a three-parter." I think we all agree that was a blessed moment.

    So kinda don't know how to come down on this one.

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    1. Re:Mixed Feelings by AviLazar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There really shouldn't be any mixed feelings. We should not call Peter Jackson greedy, we should not say that New Line "bet the farm" - because honestly, if the movie tanked they would still be around. All you have to do is look at the facts: Peter Jackson had a contract, New Line is trying to violate that contract, hence New Line is in the wrong. The one line their lawyer said about Jacksons "Piggishness" is flagrant and I would hope to get better out of a lawyer. New Line, if anything is the greedy bastards here. Jackson just wants his due. He helped make New Line 4 Billion dollars.

      Imagine this - you have a contract with your boss that any new inventions you make, you get 2.5% of the gross profit (remember no gross profit = no paycheck). You make your boss an invention that gets him 10 billion dollars. You are entitled to 250 million. They want to give you half of that because they think half is more then enough... How would you feel? Also remember, it was your reputation on the line.

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    2. Re:Mixed Feelings by CaymanIslandCarpedie · · Score: 1

      Not that its too important to your point, but based on them making 4 billion and only paying him 200 million when he is supposed to get 20% then he is owed 800 million and is only getting 25% of what he should not half.

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    3. Re:Mixed Feelings by uttaddmb · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I hereby give you +5 Correct in imaginary karma.

    4. Re:Mixed Feelings by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      they were the ones who tossed out his original all-in-one movie and said, "let's make a three-parter."
      That's only because the original shooting script called for a movie that was nine and a half hours long... ;-)
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    5. Re:Mixed Feelings by abonstu · · Score: 1

      That is a crappy analogy becuase it makes no analogy - its the same bloody thing.

    6. Re:Mixed Feelings by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      That is a crappy analogy becuase it makes no analogy - its the same bloody thing.

      I want to say "well duh" but you might misunderstand. The purpose of an anology is to point out the same exact thing with a different example to help you relate. The trick to an analogy is to either 1) trick the person into realizing it (i.e. "Ohhhh i get it") or 2) to keep the analogy as close to the original situation so someone can't say "you are not comparing apples to apples".

      The analogy is fine, thanks for agreeing :)

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    7. Re:Mixed Feelings by Jonathan_S · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Imagine this - you have a contract with your boss that any new inventions you make, you get 2.5% of the gross profit (remember no gross profit = no paycheck). You make your boss an invention that gets him 10 billion dollars. You are entitled to 250 million. They want to give you half of that because they think half is more then enough... How would you feel? Also remember, it was your reputation on the line.
      Except this isn't what happened.
      A better version of this analogy would be:

      Imagine this - you have a contract with your boss that any new inventions you make, you get 2.5% of the gross profit (remember no gross profit = no paycheck). You make your boss an invention that earns 12 billion dollars.
      Your boss contracts out the marketing and sale of this invention. A competative contract would give your boss 10 billion dollars, of which he would own you 250 million. But instead of getting the most competative contract, he awarded the contract to his wife and is only paid 5 billion, so he only pays you 125 million.

      You are short 125 million, but he got the other 5 billion through his wife.
  23. Possession by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What if Frodo Baggins, instead of confronting the evil empire in "The Lord of the Rings," just got himself a lawyer and sued?

    Possession is 9/10 of the law. Even had Frodo been able to get a restraining order in time, even a +5 vorpal restraining order ain't gunna stop a pack of Nazgul from performing an early morning BATF raid at Bag End.

    Real life example: Someone I know(tm), had a large (~$30,000) amount taken by the IRS over a disputed tax account. Just taken, as in dissappeared from bank accounts. Someone at the IRS actually said verbatim, "Yeah we're probably wrong, but we have your money. Now try and get it back."

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    1. Re:Possession by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without a court order, they would have to have some absolute proof of criminal wrongdoing before they'd attempt something like that. Even then, you still could likely bring a big fucking lawsuit and triumph over their asses on the due process violations alone. I assume if he didn't fight it was because he was doing too many illegal things at once.

    2. Re:Possession by Stiletto · · Score: 1

      I assume if he didn't fight it was because he was doing too many illegal things at once.

      More likely he was broke after the IRS took his money, and couldn't afford to hire an attorney to fight them.

      Remember, the US government can take anything they want from you at any time for any reason, and you generally can do nothing about it. It's not legal, but does that really matter anymore?

    3. Re:Possession by jcr · · Score: 1

      Without a court order, they would have to have some absolute proof of criminal wrongdoing before they'd attempt something like that.

      Guess again. The IRS routinely breaks the law w/r/t seizures.

      -jcr

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    4. Re:Possession by imr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, the biggest problem in such a trial would be that no matter the trial is about, it would lead to the ring being returned to its "rightfull" owner: sauron, since everyone agree that it is really his ring.

    5. Re:Possession by RogL · · Score: 1

      Sorry, you're absolutely wrong. If the IRS decides you owe them money, they can simply freeze your account without notice. At least, they could in the past - I had it happen about 10 years ago, in a dispute over claiming my children as dependents. Went to the bank one payday, ATM card didn't work. Went to the teller - got treated like a criminal and shooed out of the bank. Resolved the issue (I thought), had it happen again, 60 days later.

      The IRS never admitted they were wrong, but they did "slightly adjust" the collection amount; from $1400 to $12. By that point, I had spent a year trying to straighten things out, so - I paid the $12.

    6. Re:Possession by gowen · · Score: 1
      Fortunately Celebrimbor had previously ontained Middle Earth Patent #182375
      Method for construction of Jewelry Of Power (for example, but not limited to, Rings) utilising Elvish smithing techniques and the heat of a fiery mountainand Sauron only obtained cross-licensing rights for the 9 human and the 7 dwarvish rings.
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  24. Gollum played by Peter Jackson by teknickle · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think this lawyer from New Line sums it up pretty well....
    "Peter Jackson is an incredible filmmaker who did the impossible on 'Lord of the Rings,' " this lawyer said. "But there's a certain piggishness involved here. New Line already gave him enough money to rebuild Baghdad, but it's still not enough for him."

    Jackson was quoted as saying "yessss. my precioussss 100 million dollarsss." and then proceeded to devour a live sea bass.

    1. Re:Gollum played by Peter Jackson by EmperorKagato · · Score: 1

      Although writing and directing a movie can be a form of a art, you must also take note that it is still a business.
      If you decide to skip out on the contract by not paying the amount signed by both parties. That party has the right to pursuit the claims of the contract.

      Not doing so could make the other party try to take even more advantage of you or your services.

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    2. Re:Gollum played by Peter Jackson by l3v1 · · Score: 1

      but it's still not enough for him

      I assume you supposedly don't "get it", it's not what it's enough or not, it's that he was "promised" 20% of all profits, and that "promise" we call contract around here. I presonally don't care whether PJ's welth. If he says NL didn't pay him all he was promised, I believe him more. Then again, this is not a metter of belief, court will show.

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      I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I can think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
  25. Re:When artists go bad. by Shkuey · · Score: 1

    Who do you root for, the rich man or the rich company? If they really screwed him like he claims, he should sue them out of principal. Why does it always have to be greed? Hell, it was the other sides greed that caused them to do it in the first place.

  26. Where do you draw the line by grahamsz · · Score: 1

    A contract violation is a contract violation.

    If an actor is shorted and receives $50k instead of $75 is it fine for them to sue?

    Except in that case, the lawyers fees would probably negate any value in suing.

    Also when you start to reach the level of wealth that Jackson has, the only valuable thing to do with it is to start donating to charity. Jackson might be a money-hungry whore, but i'm certain he'll make better use of the cash than new line cinema.

    1. Re:Where do you draw the line by PygmySurfer · · Score: 2, Funny

      If an actor is shorted and receives $50k instead of $75 is it fine for them to sue?

      I wish I could be shorted like that

  27. Typical Media Conglomerate Attitude by nganju · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Says one of New Line Cinema's lawyers FTA:
    "..there's a certain piggishness involved here. New Line already gave him enough money to rebuild Baghdad, but it's still not enough for him."

    Why does it matter if he already has tons of money? How is that an argument to not give him what you owe him? You can rip him off because he's rich already?

    --
    There are 2 kinds of people in this world. Those that can keep their train of thought,
    1. Re:Typical Media Conglomerate Attitude by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      I believe the lawyer read Robin Hood one too many times.

      You know, the Hollywood version - "steal from everyone, give to my rich bosses (and myself)"

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    2. Re:Typical Media Conglomerate Attitude by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Actually if he was poor, they would accuse him of being a vagrant wanting handouts just like those people they harp about downloading movies.

      If he was just middle class they'd accuse him of not putting enough effort in making his own money while relying on public schools for his kids.

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    3. Re:Typical Media Conglomerate Attitude by argStyopa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Isn't that pretty much the (internal) argument that a lot of /.'ers make in regards pirating Microsoft software? Bill Gates is filthy rich, what me worry?

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      -Styopa
    4. Re:Typical Media Conglomerate Attitude by skasingularity · · Score: 1

      Yay! From now on call me l33t m4st3r robin hood, as I gallavant across a torrent of movies that I won't pay to see because Hollywood has already made enough money on them.

    5. Re:Typical Media Conglomerate Attitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You can rip him off because he's rich already?

      Hmm, are we talking about the American tax code.

    6. Re:Typical Media Conglomerate Attitude by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      It always amuses me when I see this kind of flip-flop.

      If the argument were "poor college student pirates Windows because Bill gates has more than enough money" then everyone would be on the poor college students side.

      Yeah yeah, Newline isn't poor, and they did sign a contract. I am just amused by the argument, that's all.

    7. Re:Typical Media Conglomerate Attitude by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Isn't that pretty much the (internal) argument that a lot of /.'ers make in regards pirating Microsoft software? Bill Gates is filthy rich, what me worry?

      No, where'd you come up with that crap? The internal argument is usually more like "fux0r MS, they've gotten rich selling garbage; I won't pay to perpetuate garbage" and/or "Copyright is a load of crap". I have never once seen anyone say "MS has enough money that it doesn't matter if I pirate". That would be an statement implying that, were MS poorer, it would deserve the financial support. Definitely not the /. party line.

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    8. Re:Typical Media Conglomerate Attitude by Arkaein · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but no. Very few Slashdotters advocate illegal copying of Microsoft software, though most accept it as a simple reality. Most people who advocate illegal copying of any kind do so with the argument that they would not have bought the (license to) the item even if no means of free acquisition were available.

      Most specific software copying that is advocated, or at least admitted to, involves things like Adome Photoshop or expensive modeling software like Maya. People get illegal copies of this software, learn it, and often build a career out of it involving legitimate purchases/licenses. Most others who use illegal copies do not do so professionally and would never have bought the software anyways.

      Possibly the key factor is whether the creator of a work is deprived of money he would have received if illegal copying was not an option. In the case of Photoshop, this is probably no. In the case of Peter Jackson, he most certainly (assuming the complaint is legit) is being deprived of money that he already has earned. Apples and oranges.

    9. Re:Typical Media Conglomerate Attitude by blyloveranger · · Score: 1

      That reasoning doesn't work at all.* Since while you are thinking "fux0r MS, they've gotten rich selling garbage; I won't pay to perpetuate garbage" you are in fact perpetuating garbage since you are using the freaking product, even if it is pirated, so in the end people are either pirating Windows because they think MS is filthy rich or because the have no moral consience against it. As for personal opinion I am pretty sure slashdot's party line is we hate MS because they are rich. If MS was about the size BeOS was then there would be much less MS bashing going on. * Not to imply slashdotters ever make sense

    10. Re:Typical Media Conglomerate Attitude by TRRosen · · Score: 1
      but bill is rich and we are poor.

      on the other hand

      Peter is rich and new line is stinking rich.

    11. Re:Typical Media Conglomerate Attitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As for personal opinion I am pretty sure slashdot's party line is we hate MS because they are rich.

      Sun is losing money and ./ still hates them.
      I think it is some kind of "being one of us or against us" stereotype thinking. It depends on how person or company is percived, not what it really do.

    12. Re:Typical Media Conglomerate Attitude by Kombat · · Score: 1

      Isn't that pretty much the (internal) argument that a lot of /.'ers make in regards pirating Microsoft software?

      My kingdom for modpoints right now. I'd mod you through the roof, although it would probably just balance out all the "-1, Overrated" mods you're going to get for daring to point out Slashbot hypocrisy.

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    13. Re:Typical Media Conglomerate Attitude by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      As for personal opinion I am pretty sure slashdot's party line is we hate MS because they are rich.

      Nonsense! If MicroSoft was 2 billion in the red and falling fast, the party line would be exactly the same. If anything, they'd cheer louder as MS approached chapter 11. It's not about the money, it's about the saturation of the market with a buggy, inferior product.

      If MS was about the size BeOS was then there would be much less MS bashing going on.

      Wait, so is it the money, or is it the size? There are plenty of small companies with piles of money, and we all know about behemoth corps with no money (worldcom, adelphia, etc.). What, exactly, are you trying to say? You start of with dollars, then wander off into the vague neighborhood of "size"...

      Not to imply slashdotters ever make sense

      indeed.

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    14. Re:Typical Media Conglomerate Attitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Very few Slashdotters advocate illegal copying of Microsoft software
      No, they save that for music and movies.

    15. Re:Typical Media Conglomerate Attitude by bit01 · · Score: 1

      Isn't that pretty much the (internal) argument that a lot of /.'ers make in regards pirating Microsoft software? Bill Gates is filthy rich, what me worry?

      Nonsense. You're creating a straw man; almost no /.'ers make that argument.

      They mostly argue on the basis of badly broken IP law, shady M$ business practices and shoddy M$ products.

      ---

      It's wrong that an intellectual property creator should not be rewarded for their work.
      It's equally wrong that an IP creator should be rewarded too many times for the one piece of work, for exactly the same reasons.
      Reform IP law and stop the M$/RIAA abuse.

    16. Re:Typical Media Conglomerate Attitude by blyloveranger · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was slightly conflating being filthy rich and being large and ubiquitous. Of course that was mostly because MS, which is the company in question, is both filthy rich and large.

      Nonsense! If MicroSoft was 2 billion in the red and falling fast, the party line would be exactly the same. If anything, they'd cheer louder as MS approached chapter 11.

      The only reason they would cheer is because they already hate MS. If MicroSoft had never become big and filthy rich then no-one would give a damn. That is what I meant with my hypothetical comparision to BeOS. If MicroSoft hadn't gotten big (and filthy rich) people wouldn't hate them (at least as much). So of course if MicroSoft was losing money slashdot would cheer because it would be the felling of a giant, but that doesn't change the fact that they started cheering in the first place for the down fall of MicroSoft because MS was (is) a filthy rich giant.

      Also in defense of my conflation of money and size. I don't know about worldcom and adelphia, but I would imagine that they were at one time making piles of money or else how did they become behemoth corps. It seems to me that you can't become a behemoth corp without any capital so they needed and had it at one time or another.

      Indeed.

      Myself included

    17. Re:Typical Media Conglomerate Attitude by Biomechanical · · Score: 1

      I'm reminded of the verbal exhange between Macleane and Rochester,

      M: `Is he filthy rich or stinking rich?'

      R: `Fucking rich.'

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    18. Re:Typical Media Conglomerate Attitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      even if microsoft goes bankrupt, because its a company the owners have nothing to lose(assuming of course it went bankrupt because of decreasing sales and not because of insolvent trading), and they would still be rich, while the rest of us all joyous and happy after reading about it on the net or watchign the news on TV could go back to paying our mortgages :(

    19. Re:Typical Media Conglomerate Attitude by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

      "That would be an statement implying that, were MS poorer, it would deserve the financial support."

      The tought! (The horror!)

      No; no true slashdotter would ever say such a thing: it would amount to blasfemy. ;-)

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  28. Lawyers are less powerful then the rings by Blindman · · Score: 1

    'What if Frodo Baggins, instead of confronting the evil empire in "The Lord of the Rings," just got himself a lawyer and sued?'"

    Both he and his lawyer would be dead. A judgment is just a piece of paper unless you have the power to enforce it.

    --
    I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person that I'm preaching to.
  29. Re:When artists go bad. by Blymie · · Score: 1

    I had a lot of respect for him. I used to see him as Peter Jackson, Cinematic Artist. Now I see him as Peter Jackson, Greedcock. The same thing has happened with many musicians. They become famous, and forget their artistic roots in favor of money. It is a sad day in the cinematic community.

    What a load of garbage. He agreed to do the picture for $x. He was given $y. He wants his $x back.

    Is it greedy, if I agree to work for someone for $50, and when I get paid $45 I complain?

    IT IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT!

    In the article, the lawyer for "the bastards", as I will call the studio, claims that he's already been given lots of money.

    So? What has that got to do with anything? Nothing! The studio has also been given lots of money! I guess, by their logic, that all "copyright theft" is now legit? After all, they have already made lots of money...

    ???

    What a mentally retarded line from a lawyer.

  30. Pay the man! by wrast · · Score: 0

    I want to see him do The Hobbit so pay the guy and let him do what he ought to be doing -- making movies. Not padding lawyer pockets.

  31. Re:When artists go bad. by MindStalker · · Score: 1

    Personally I'm hoping its not just about the money. Essentially what New Line did was give away merchandizing rights to its sub-companies instead of selling them at fair market value. While I don't think Peter Jackson really needs MORE money, honestly many companies are doing this exact thing to screw over their artist. So I say horray for Jackson for confronting this scheme of the Movie Industry head on. Sadly there is no way of knowing his intentions for this though.

  32. Re:$200m!! by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, it's not about how much money he has, but how much he legally contracted for with New Line Cinemas. The real problem is that this sort of thing goes on all the time, such as with musicians getting bilked out of some of the money they are owed for royalties. Peter Jackson simply has enough money to be able to effectively sue for what he is owed. Your ordinary musician usually can't even see the books to see how much they are really owed, let alone be able to effectively sue for back royalties.

  33. Wow this is a hard one? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    I mean who do you hope wins?
    The guy that claims he is getting ripped off after he got paid 200 million dollars?
    Or the company that made four billion?

    My question is how much money did the Tolkien family get?

    How about we take all of it except for say $400,000 and use it to build some schools? I am not usually in the screw the rich club but this is just annoying.

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    1. Re:Wow this is a hard one? by mbadolato · · Score: 1

      Let's say you make $30,000 a year.

      The company you work for decides to ignore the contract you signed and give you "only" $60,000 a year.

      You'd be screaming about that $30,000.

      "But...but... $90,000 is a lot different than $200M"

      and the people fighting to make ends meet making $10,000 a year on minimum wage are saying "Oh boo hoo..."

      See the point?

      It doesn't matter the amount. He had a contract and he desrves what was agreed upon.

    2. Re:Wow this is a hard one? by mbadolato · · Score: 1

      >> Let's say you make $30,000 a year

      Meant that to say $90,000 a year. And I *did* preview. Go figure... :)

    3. Re:Wow this is a hard one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Personally, I always side with the people who do the actual work. I'm not saying investors don't deserve anything, they do. But if I had to choose, I would always choose to reward the person who actually produced something. Which is also why in my book, the Tolkiens deserve nothing.

      On a side note, I also support a near 100% estate tax. Or the "death tax" to people who think wealth should be determined at birth, much like in the medieval days.

    4. Re:Wow this is a hard one? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Gee umm no I really do not see the point.
      We are talking 200 million! And you are right about one thing 60,000 is a lot different than 200,000,000. It is 2222 times as much. Lets see that would be like a someone that makes 10,000 complaining about someone that only makes 33,300,00 complaining about being under paid. Yea I would say they where also justified in thinking that the greed involved is mind numbing. I will not even go into the greed of the company that made 4,000,000,000 being cheap.

      Yea if he had a contract he should get paid but it is so hard to have any sympathy for one side of the other. As to him deserving what was agreed upon... Frankly I find the entire entertainment business GROSSLY over paid.
      My big question still stands. How much money did the Tolkien family get?

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    5. Re:Wow this is a hard one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You nazi!

      Why stop at $400,000? I mean, does any company REALLY need billions? No of course not. Let's cap all the salaries for every employee at $50k/year and give all the extra money to the poor!

      You're stupid.

      I hope Peter Jackson wins of course! Regardless of the amount, if he's owed something he should be paid.

      I'm surprised at how retarded your comment was.

      "I am not usually in the screw the rich club but this is just annoying."

      Liar. People who are actually "not usually in the screw the rich club" wouldn't say that.

    6. Re:Wow this is a hard one? by bynary · · Score: 1

      While I will say that your opinions are interesting, they are rather heartless. How do you figure that the government is entitled to the wealth a person has worked an entire lifetime to get moreso than that person's family?

      I will fight tooth and nail to ensure that my family is the sole recipient of my wealth when I die. I have three kids that will inherit whatever I leave behind.

      I believe that the death tax should be completely abolished. The government has no right to my money. My own bloodline does.

      If I were in Tolkien's shoes, I would much rather see my family get the money than some hollywood executive that didn't think the movies would pan out in the first place.

      Also, I believe you have a too-narrow definition of production. Production, according to your definition, is measured by a tangible thing (in this case a movie). However, there are thousands of companies world-wide that measure their production purely in currency (it could be argued that this is the goal of all companies and that the trinkets and gadgets are merely the means to an end). Investment firms don't actually ship products. They are in the business of producing money. Just like GM buys gears and plastics to make their automobiles so investment firms buy shares of companies to make their money. So, a Wall Street investor is to Merril Lynch what Joe Assemblyline is to GM.

      Birthrites are very powerful social mechanisms, and I don't agree that they should be done away with.

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    7. Re:Wow this is a hard one? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      "On a side note, I also support a near 100% estate tax. Or the "death tax" to people who think wealth should be determined at birth, much like in the medieval days.'
      I doubt that you mean that. Think about it.
      A 100% would mean you could get NOTHING from your parents after they died.
      No pictures, jewelery, books nothing? You could not keep your father's fishing pole or you mothers wedding ring?
      Yea an inheritance tax for LARGE amounts of wealth maybe a good thing but why make a law saying that you as a parent can not give your child what you have worked for? And what of children that are under age. If the parents die they are destitute?
      Like I said when someone is saying they got screwed by a company that has made 4 billion dollars when they got a check for only 200 million dollars just does not invoke any sympathy. But since I have been accused of being a commie let me change my statement a little. Who ever is wrong should have to give twice the amount they are falsely claiming they should have to build schools! How about that for a fine for run away greed and dishonestly.

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    8. Re:Wow this is a hard one? by shobadobs · · Score: 1

      So the rich people who die slowly get the chance to give their money to their children before death, while those who die in unexpected accidents get their money taken from the government?

    9. Re:Wow this is a hard one? by shobadobs · · Score: 1

      Er, by the government, I mean.

    10. Re:Wow this is a hard one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you were in Tolkien's shoes, you'd be dead.

    11. Re:Wow this is a hard one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How do you figure that the government is entitled to the wealth a person has worked an entire lifetime to get moreso than that person's family?
      A person's wealth is not created in a vacuum. In the context of this story, the government granted a monopoly to Tolkien for the work he did. Tolkien's wealth was helped by this system.

      In other cases, a person's wealth may be aided by a public run transportation system (to transport phyiscal goods/labor). Or perhaps someone was able to employ labor that was educated by a public school system, avoiding the cost of educating them. Maybe that person's wealth was protected by a series of laws enforced by a police force, fire fighting force, army and/or judicial system. Most of this system is financed through income and sales taxes (in the US). Some of the system is taken for granted (Tolkien paid nothing in taxes to get his *rightful* monopoly, though at the time he may have had to pay some registration fee). Improvements or advancements to this structure often require either increasing the tax rate, or some other means (like an estate tax).

      If I were in Tolkien's shoes, I would much rather see my family get the money than some hollywood executive that didn't think the movies would pan out in the first place.
      I'm not saying Tolkien's wealth should go directly to hollywood executives. Nor is that what the estate tax would do. The dispute isn't over Tolkien's wealth, it's over a work derived from Tolkien's work.

      Now, I can certainly understand the sentiment that you'd rather see your wealth go to your heirs than to your government. Afterall, the US government is slow, inefficient, and often corrupt. However, my interest after you pass on is not in your children in particular, but rather the welfare of society as a whole. I'm more interested in your wealth being used to generate more wealth. I'm more interested in your wealth being used to aide those in need, so the burden on me is diminished. If you died tomorrow (and your spouse if you have one), I would have no problem with your children receiving some of your wealth until their early 20s, at which point your estate gets transferred to the government.

      If you believe the birthright mechanism is better than a redistribution of wealth (after your death mind you), I don't think I could convince you otherwise. Though hopefully you understand my position better.

    12. Re:Wow this is a hard one? by ArmyOfFun · · Score: 1
      Nope. Currently the tax penalties for "gifts" over $10,000 (I think) are pretty big. So there isn't much of a difference between over time and at death AFAIK (which isn't much).
      while those who die in unexpected accidents get their money taken from the government?
      Unless the government is the one that killed you, it was death itself that deprived you of your wealth (among other things).
    13. Re:Wow this is a hard one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A 100% would mean you could get NOTHING from your parents after they died. No pictures, jewelery, books nothing? You could not keep your father's fishing pole or you mothers wedding ring?
      Well, I gave myself a loophole, I said "near 100%". I'd say value-less to average 1 year US household income of an estate could be exempt. So, all items totaling $0-$40k (currently?)
      why make a law saying that you as a parent can not give your child what you have worked for? And what of children that are under age. If the parents die they are destitute?
      Hopefully I answered these in my response to bynary above.
    14. Re:Wow this is a hard one? by kim_rutherford · · Score: 1
      My question is how much money did the Tolkien family get?

      None, I hope. They didn't make the movie or write the story.

    15. Re:Wow this is a hard one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So your parents earn loads of money their entire lives, paying taxes on it the entire way, and what is left to them after all the taxes is a nice kitty that eventually hits $5 million.
      They die, and that is now taxed simply because of the amount? What if the bulk of their estate is a house worth $2 million dollars, and you have to pay an extra tax on that to keep it? Fair?
      More people lose their family businesses and inheritances this way, as not just the money gets hit (money that was already distributed post tax), but the ownings and holdings (which have been purchased and have taxes added on to them as well) get taxed again. If once they take the taxes out of the fat kitty, which is now half what it was, you can still afford to keep the business, great, you get to keep daddy's business. Otherwise, you have to take it public or sell it outright to make the bills.
      I don't care how much it is, it is wrong. Howard Hughes did have some family, family he didn't associate with, but the government stepped right in and "taxed" everything he had, then absorbed the money since he had no one who was related to him.
      I say no to inheritance taxes, death taxes, and pretty much taxes period.

    16. Re:Wow this is a hard one? by shobadobs · · Score: 1

      No no, my point is that having a huge death tax only makes sense if the gift tax is just as large or larger.

  34. Re:When artists go bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just how, exactly, does this make him a greedcock? He was (and remains) an artist, commissioned to do a work for a given price, in this case a cut of whatever it earned. He didn't get his cut. Just because the money he did get was greater than all the money I will ever see does nothing to change the fact (sorry, allegation) that New Line shorted him on their end of the deal. So, what's the big friggin' deal, guy? Its not like he's trying to make the money up by adding hookers to the Hobbit or something. In what manner has he forgotten his roots?

  35. Fallacies? by Barkmullz · · Score: 2, Insightful


    From TFA:

    "Peter Jackson is an incredible filmmaker who did the impossible on 'Lord of the Rings,' " this lawyer said. "But there's a certain piggishness involved here. New Line already gave him enough money to rebuild Baghdad, but it's still not enough for him."

    I think that statement falls under the Ad Hominem fallacy category.

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  36. From TFA... by razmaspaz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    this lawyer said. "New Line already gave him enough money to rebuild Baghdad, but it's still not enough for him."

    It doesn't matter if new line gave him $1 or $1 billion. If it is not what his contract says he gets then it doesn't matter if it is too much money. Shouldn't a lawyer be keenly aware of that.

    As for what he should get. It seems that he is complaining that the rights to the toys he made were sold below market value to a sister company of newline. If he wanted to get revenue from the toys he should have added a clause in his contract. On the one hand I am disgusted at newline trying to hide money, on the other I don't feel all that bad for Peter Jackson not getting $100M in toy sales.

    Just another example of huge conglomerates not serving the country's best interest anymore. Time to start revoking some corporate charters if you ask me!

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    1. Re:From TFA... by rogueuk · · Score: 5, Informative

      Here's a nice article from Slate that discusses how the NY Times has violated it's code on confidential news sources.

      Basically, if you are going to use an anonymous source to just do a cheap-shot on someone, the NY Times is not supposed to provide anonymity.

    2. Re:From TFA... by HMA2000 · · Score: 1

      What does this have to do with serving the country's interest? It is a entertainment/media company... hardly what one would call a business of vital national interest.

      Besides, providing the public with a trilogy of blockbuster movies and providing the investors with billions in revenue would suggest that entities involved did their job exceedingly well. But I guess that view isn't anti-business enough huh?

    3. Re:From TFA... by razmaspaz · · Score: 1

      I am certainly not anti business, although that post certainly suggests otherwise. I am mostly just saying that I have a hard time feeling sorry for either side in this lawsuit, and that if we are going to waste taxpayer money on a judge, jury and whatever other costs are involved in a trial, maybe we should think again about letting greedy, irresponsible corporations like this one walk the streets.

      I think the thing that sent me over the edge was the closed bidding. It is the conglomoration that bothers me. It creates inefficiencies and higher costs for the consumer and defeats the purpose of capitalism. And I think that when a corporation gets to that level of power the government has a responsibility to step in and fix it. I am very pro business, I am just very anti-trust.

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  37. Re:$200m!! by thefirelane · · Score: 1

    Your right... the money should be given out to the poor starving shareholders.

    Won't someone please think of the shareholders?

  38. I Like This by SafteyInNumbers · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Peter Jackson is an incredible filmmaker who did the impossible on 'Lord of the Rings,' " this lawyer said. "But there's a certain piggishness involved here. New Line already gave him enough money to rebuild Baghdad, but it's still not enough for him." Sure it's a lot of money. But his contract was for more. I like how they think they have paid him enough and NOT what his contract was for. And then turn around and say it's piggishness

    1. Re:I Like This by eddy · · Score: 1

      Let's try the same thing:

      "I was going to buy Kung Fu Hustle on DVD, but I was like... I've already given The Conglomorate more than enough money, so I downloaded it instead.

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    2. Re:I Like This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, New Line, I've paid enough money to you for LOTR, so I'll just help myself to your catalogue. I mean, you've enough money to rebuild Iraq, so why do you need more?

    3. Re:I Like This by leonardluen · · Score: 1

      the lawyer is just saying what he was paid to say.

      i assume this lawyer is on new lines payroll, of course he isn't going to say "hahaha, we screwed peter jackson good". he is going to try to paint a picture of how peter jackson is being greedy and trying to take all of the poor movie studio's money. he is trying to turn public opinion against peter jackson, so the movie studio will be viewed as the victem

    4. Re:I Like This by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I haven't signed any contracts with New Line. Jackson has. That's a pretty critical difference.

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  39. Re:When artists go bad. by rootofevil · · Score: 4, Interesting

    yea, it really sucks when people get the compensation they deserve for producing great works! the nerve of that man! movie producers deserve all the money in the world. all that work they have to do surely justifies the stranglehold they have on the creative medium known as movies.

    if you read the article (which it appears you neglected to, surprise surprise) Mr. Jackson claims that new line basically sold away the merchandise rights without taking bids, which would have resulted in millions of more dollars being made. a poor business decision no doubt, since it resulted in significantly lower profits.

    the writeup itself is also flawed, as the NYT is using an anonymous quote from one of the parties involved, ostensibly the defense, which is against its own policies regarding anonymous quotes.

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  40. Re:When artists go bad. by databyss · · Score: 1

    If you lost respect for a man because he wants to get what he's entitled too, then I say you couldn't have had much respect for him in the first place.

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  41. Re:When artists go bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right. He sold out because he is trying to get the money he was supposed to get for doing a job. He should just let the studio keep the 100 million dollars to remain artistically pure. You, sir, are a wanker.

  42. Gollum, Corporate Defense Attorney by Cr0w+T.+Trollbot · · Score: 1
    "Yes, kind, kind members of the jury, you'll seeeeee how that nasty little hobbits Mr. Jackson wants to get greedy little mittens all over my client's precious box office receipts for no reason at all!"

    Crow T. Trollbot

    1. Re:Gollum, Corporate Defense Attorney by chochos · · Score: 1

      nice try, but still no match for the Chewbacca defense.

  43. If Frodo Had to Choose a Lawyer Who Would It Be? by Evil+W1zard · · Score: 1

    I'm gonna go with Tom Bombadil since he would just overwhelm the defense with lively song and dance. Oh and the article says Hobbits are common in Middle Earth when in reality they aren't as common as many as the other races.... (Geek Out)

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  44. He'll still make it...even for NewLine by sgant · · Score: 4, Informative

    Lawsuits in Hollywood are hardly personal. PJ may be taking it personally, but the corperate zombies at a Hollywood studio only look at making more money.

    This lawsuit will get taken care of then it will pave the way for The Hobbit if NewLine thinks they can make even more money. Money money money. It may even get resolved by promising PJ that he can produce/direct The Hobbit and take an even bigger stake in the profits...or something.

    It's all red tape and shady book-keeping anyway. Arthur Anderson and the accounting they did for Enron were amatuers compared to Hollywood accountants.

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    1. Re:He'll still make it...even for NewLine by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed. Even if they lose this lawsuit, Newline and Time Warner will still be raking in the cash from these movies. I'm sure they'll rake in some more if they have Jackson do the Hobbit too.

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    2. Re:He'll still make it...even for NewLine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I enjoy it when people talk out of their ass.

      Except that he's pretty much correct, at least on the shady accounting front. You can throw a stone and hit an example from the artists where people talk about the creative accounting practices used when the RIAA or the MPAA want to make sure that a movie or album has $0 profit.

      As for whether <insert major corporation here> is out to get "money money money", well, every third post on slashdot is by a corporate apologist saying that making money is the only responsibility corporations have, which is usually right, unless the charter indicates otherwise. I assume that New Line's charter is newer than the Civil War-generation "paradigm shift" when corporations changed from being chartered for the public good to being chartered for profit.

      As for whether Jackson is taking it personally, he'd have to show up himself and let us know.

    3. Re:He'll still make it...even for NewLine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope that PJ makes The Hobbit as well.. I always look foward to an hour of footage of people running.. it's so intriguing

    4. Re:He'll still make it...even for NewLine by z0idberg · · Score: 0

      ...he can produce/direct The Hobbit and take an even bigger stake in the profits...or something.

      yeah, maybe get them to agree to 40%. But make sure they sign the part that says ".. we really, really promise to pay everything we agree to in this contract....this time. "

      and make sure they arent crossing their fingers when they do it.

      and straight after they do he has to say "no taksies backsies"

    5. Re:He'll still make it...even for NewLine by quarkscat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "It's all red tape and shady book-keeping anyway. Arthur Anderson and the accounting they did for Enron were amatuers compared to Hollywood accountants."

      Amen! The correct term, however, is not "shady bookkeeping" but "outright fraud". The Hollywood studios have been functioning this way since the end of the prevalence of the studio "contract star" ended. The lure of an ephermeral percentage on the back-end instead of cash for services rendered has been a siren song many actors/actresses/directors/producers have been unable to resist. Two percent of a bottom line of zero is still worth nothing.

      Only Hollywood accountants can take a movie that costs $100 Million USD to make, that generates $500 Million USD in revenue worldwide (theaters, TV and cable rebroadcasts, DVD rentals and sales) and have a zero (or negative) bottom line balance.

      Of course, both the MPAA and the RIAA use the same dubious accounting methods. Artists and customers both continue to get screwed -- a 95% lockdown on marketing and distribution is still defined as a monopoly. Except to the Dubya regime and the neo-Con(artists) in control of Congress.

    6. Re:He'll still make it...even for NewLine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I recall a news story about the movie "Forrest Gump" wherein the accountants fiddled with the numbers so that it showed a loss (and if you recall, that movie did very well at the box office). The reason this was done, some allege, was to prevent the limited partners from realizing a profit. In most movie deals, there is one general and a number of limited partners. Since the studio was the general partner, only they made money. The rest of the investors were screwed.

    7. Re:He'll still make it...even for NewLine by bzipitidoo · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The thing about all this conspiracy theorizing is yeah, some or all of it could be true, but we don't care that much. We just keep on buying. Has Peter Jackson really been victimized, and has he never victimized others? I don't know, but as PJ's made hundreds of millions already, this looks like another clash of greedy entertainment titans. Maybe serve 'em both right if they both go down.

      Still, seemingly stupid of Hollywood to try to hide accounting details-- if, as they say, $200 million is "enough", then why not have the original agreement say so up front? Because then it'd be harder to dodge taxes? Because PJ wouldn't have agreed, as if there aren't thousands of other taleneted persons who would've leaped at that kind of money and done LotR as well or better? So the greedy entertainment conglomerate tries to divert attention from its shady accounting by accusing the "victim" of greed. Who knows, maybe this lawsuit is in part a publicity stunt or could be made into one, possibly by the principles but more likely by others in the entertainment biz, and the movie rights will one day be worth millions. The issue is already a few day's worth of good copy. The media, I believe, naturally thinks that way.

      We could drain the swamp in an instant if we would all quit buying. The issue between PJ and New Line would be mere roadkill on the route to copyright reform. There may be benefits to having the will of the people manifest in such clarity, but it of course won't happen, any more than sports fans would boycott their favorite sport for going on strike. No need for such an effort anyway, not when "piracy" is and always will be easy. But I think generally it would be better (except for sensationalist media) to have more honest dealings and openness than for everyone to be screwing everyone, and blustering and winking about it all.

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    8. Re:He'll still make it...even for NewLine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes me wonder why directors and others don't insist on a fixed percentage of gross sales - regardless of the alleged "costs".

      I'd take a lower percentage of the gross profits, knowing that would eliminate the opportunity for the studio to fiddle with the books, rather than a higher percentage of the gross profits that could be reduced to nothing by simple bookkeeping and accounting tricks (ie, lies).

      Obviously, the studios must simply refuse to negotiate any kind of deal for a straight cut, or else everyone would insist on doing that and the studios would lose a powerful financial weapon.

  45. "Piggishness" by FVK · · Score: 1

    Funny how Peter Jackson is acting "piggish"according to the defense attorney quoted in TFA, considering he actually did justice to the story, satisfied the world that it could be done right, and made LOTR the success it is.

    Without the 'pig', the studio could very well have had half the profit to fight about. IMHO, here's another likely scenario: Studio picks wrong director, films don't live up to expectations, no Oscars, less hype, less $$$$.

    They're just trying to screw him over like they do everyone else according to the article, apparently it's SOP and they like to settle out of court so their sleazy accounting practices aren't revealed. Oink.

  46. Re:$200m!! by Anonymous+Struct · · Score: 1

    While it's pretty hard to feel sorry for a guy who just made $200M, it's even harder to feel sorry for the production company that pulled down $4B and doesn't want to make good on the terms of the contract they signed.

    Besides, I only want $1M, and nobody feels sorry for me :-)

  47. Many are run this way by tacokill · · Score: 2, Informative

    It doesn't take creative accounting to make zero profit. MANY MANY small businesses are run like this so as to minimize the tax impact.

    My point is that it's not just Hollywood. It is a preferred method for many people all across America.

    Now, having said that, negotiating for a cut of the net profit is just a bad idea. For anything. By doing so, you give the payor the opportunity to let his costs get out of control without any negative consequences.

    1. Re:Many are run this way by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Now, having said that, negotiating for a cut of the net profit is just a bad idea. For anything. By doing so, you give the payor the opportunity to let his costs get out of control without any negative consequences.

      No negative consequences except lowering the profit margin for themselves as well.

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    2. Re:Many are run this way by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      No negative consequences except lowering the profit margin for themselves as well.

      However if part of the lowered profit margin is due to the gigantic pay raise they gave themselves are they really going to care?

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    3. Re:Many are run this way by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      No negative consequences except lowering the profit margin for themselves as well.

      However if part of the lowered profit margin is due to the gigantic pay raise they gave themselves are they really going to care?

      Shareholders and (by extension) the board of directors that hired you will care. Particularly when you're juggling the books in such a way that exposes the company to liability if found out.

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    4. Re:Many are run this way by tacokill · · Score: 1

      You assume that the shareholders are different from the people running the company. In the vast majority of businesses, they are one and the same.

      While the "stock market" companies get all the press, most of the companies in the US are NOT public and don't answer to the public or the regulatory bodies (ie: SEC). It is very common, once again, for the shareholders = board = operators. They are all the same people.

      And yes, my company does this.

    5. Re:Many are run this way by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      You assume that the shareholders are different from the people running the company. In the vast majority of businesses, they are one and the same.

      While the "stock market" companies get all the press, most of the companies in the US are NOT public and don't answer to the public or the regulatory bodies (ie: SEC). It is very common, once again, for the shareholders = board = operators. They are all the same people.

      You're creating a straw man argument by generalizing. We're talking about big media corps here, specifically New Line Cinema, genius. New Line Cinema is part of Time-Warner. Time-Warner is a publicly traded company, and the CEO/board of directors of New Line are certainly not the majority shareholders of Time-Warner.

      And yes, my company does this.

      Fascinating. I'll be sure to remember that next time a slashdot story comes up about Peter Jackson suing your company.

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    6. Re:Many are run this way by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Shareholders and (by extension) the board of directors that hired you will care.

      Grandparent poster said small businesses, where I reckon the majority won't be traded on the stock exchange.

    7. Re:Many are run this way by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Grandparent poster said small businesses, where I reckon the majority won't be traded on the stock exchange.

      GP poster cited small businesses as an example of who cheats their "profit" calculations, though not a particularly relevant one. We're talking about Hollywood production companies, none of which are, by any stretch of the imagination, small businesses. New Line Cinema is a unit of Time-fucking-Warner for god's sake.

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    8. Re:Many are run this way by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      GP poster cited small businesses as an example of who cheats their "profit" calculations, though not a particularly relevant one. We're talking about Hollywood production companies, none of which are, by any stretch of the imagination, small businesses.

      So? His point was that lot's of companies cook the books in the same way, which was a valid point and something I hadn't personally considered.

    9. Re:Many are run this way by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      Shareholders and (by extension) the board of directors that hired you will care. Particularly when you're juggling the books in such a way that exposes the company to liability if found out.

      It's all those damn pirates! That's why we're losing so much money and nothing makes a profit except for all the executives in the company!

      If you're talking small companies there are no shareholders to care. If you're talking big companies, well we know they do it, occasionally there's a scandal such as this but nothing ever gets done about it. Given the number of accountants they have they've probably figured out how to charge excesive costs from one division of the organization so that the company keeps the money but individual films/albums/whatever end up profitless.

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  48. Re:When artists go bad. by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1
    What a mentally retarded line from a lawyer.

    Gee "mentally retarded" and "lawyer" in the same sentence. Who would have thought? :-p

    Seriously, though, some of the dumbest things I have ever heard have come from having to deal with lawyers. The old tactic of throwing everything you can out there and seeing what sticks leads to vast amounts of idiotic shit being thrown about.

  49. Wesley Snipes is sueing New Line too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    for allegedly failing to pay his full salary

    looks like New Line Cinema are establishing a new profit stream, hire expensive actors for crap films and then just don't pay them !
    the directors get bonuses for saving the company so much cash ! hurrah !

    google

  50. Re:$200m!! by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    The same could be said for music artists who get "bad" music contracts.

    Oh wait wait here comes the negative mods. Someone mod it insightful so i can be an Insightful troll :D~

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  51. Gee... by Shads · · Score: 1

    ... he ONLY got 200 million? He got so fucked. Poor guy. *cough*.

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  52. What if...? by TooMuchEspressoGuy · · Score: 5, Funny
    What if Frodo had sued, you say?

    Hobbiton: Wealthy hobbit Frodo Baggins today filed a lawsuit against the Dark Lord Sauron claiming damages from an army of orcs, as well as personal injury from the so-called "One Ring."

    The charges brought up against Sauron include: The invasion of Rohan and Gondor via orcs, trolls, and evil men; the scouring of the Shire; the corruption of Saruman the White and the subsequent turning of Isengard into a fortress of evil; and, last but certainly not least, the use of a Ring of Power to twist the mind of the young hobbit.

    Frodo's legal counsel, one Tom Bombadil, believes that the prosecution has a very good chance of winning. "La de da," Mr. Bombadil sang, "all of my elves are very happy and joyous! And we love singing too! La la la..." At that, this reporter proceded to stab him several times with a nearby broadsword.

    In court today, the defense for Mr. Sauron called forth one Smeagol, more commonly known as Gollum. When asked whether Mr. Baggins could be trusted, Gollum commented, "They STOLES it from us! Filthy, tricksy hobbitses! They STOLES my preciousssss!" Sauron's defense then proceded to testify that, due to the fact that Mr. Baggins' father was, in fact, recruited as a "burglar" by the late Thorin Oakenshield, and the fact that he did indeed steal the ring from Mr. Gollum, Frodo's entire testimony concerning the ring was suspect. Frodo's counsel did not offer a rebuttal.

    Sauron's lawyers declined to comment on any of the charges being brought up before them, except with a very cryptic, "One Countersuit to rule them all..."

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    1. Re:What if...? by curunir · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'd add:

      Mr. Baggins also claimed that Sauron's agents threatened him with force on many occasions and even physically assaulted him while on a camping trip between Bree and Rivendale. However, his lawyers were unable to substantiate that claim as the judge rejected introducing a bladeless sword handle into evidence.

      and:

      When asked about possible next moves, Sauron's representatives indicated that they believed they could use the fact that their client's lifespan is significantly longer than that of a Hobbit. When asked how they would use this to their advantage, the replied, "We believe the ent, Treebeard, may have significant testimony that will be beneficial to our case."

      and:

      Attorneys for Sauron indicated that even if the court ruled against them, they would appeal the case directly to the Middle Earth Supreme Court. One observer speculated that while most people are aware of the 3 elvish rings, 7 dwarvish rings and 9 rings of men, there may be some truth to the rumor of the 5 judicial rings given to the 5 most senior justices on the court. The rumor, if true, would provide an explanation for each of their 2000+ year tenures.

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    2. Re:What if...? by Canberra+Bob · · Score: 1

      The Gondor currency has collapsed under the prospect of a war reparations claim by Mordor. To stop the mass withdrawals of money from banks Aragorn has declared all banks closed pending further notice and a state of martial law. There are rumours the country is being renamed to the Democratic Republic of Gondor though any form of election to the parliament has been suspended indefinitely due to 'civil unrest'.

      Frodo has appealed extradition proceedings filed by Mordor for break and enter and several counts of murder.

      Gollum has pressed charges of theft, conspiracy, torture and a host of lesser charges against most of the prominent Western leaders. If successful this could lead to worldwide political turmoil, though the Western leaders are pushing to have the hearing in Gondor where it is believed Aragorn has control of all top judges.

      Tom Bombadil has been committed to an insane asylum, many observers believing this was only a matter of time.

      Saruman has filed a civil suite against Gandalf, claiming that copyright ownership to the title "White Wizard" does in fact belong to him. Legal experts believe that he does have a very strong case as there are numerous recorded instances of Saruman using that title. Gandalf is already preparing a legal defence against possible charges of fraud if unsuccessful in his defence as several nations have already flagged they may launch legal proceedings against him for deliberately misleading them in regards to who he was. Defence departments are reviewing procedures as an obvious loophole has been found where an impersonator could take them to war.

      Several Rangers have filed suit against Aragorn for failure to pay them for several years of work tendered. As with all cases tried under Gondor's dubious legal system these are expected to fail with possibility of a counter suit.

  53. Just keep one thing in mind by falcon5768 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    All MPAA companys play with the books so that everyone involved in the movie gets underpayed while they get over. Same with RIAA, Oil companies, what have you.

    Its called marketing, I mean seriously, none of you actually beleive they lose money doing it? I mean they are BUYING services from a subsidiary of their own freaking company. Thats why half the "Box Office Bombs" actually end up making money for these assholes, they never spent the money to begin with, they just transfered it around.

    The day companies like New Line legitimatly dont cook the books and underpay directors and writers etc, is the day the earth will be consumed by 500,000 mile tall aliens as a snack.

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    1. Re:Just keep one thing in mind by Foolomon · · Score: 1
      The day companies like New Line legitimatly dont cook the books and underpay directors and writers etc, is the day the earth will be consumed by 500,000 mile tall aliens as a snack.

      Be careful what you wish for.

    2. Re:Just keep one thing in mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The day companies like New Line legitimatly dont cook the books and underpay directors and writers etc, is the day the earth will be consumed by 500,000 mile tall aliens as a snack.
      I'm confused, are you saying Peter Jackson is a Herald of Galactus?
    3. Re:Just keep one thing in mind by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      Its called marketing

      No, I think that's called creative accounting and/or money management.

  54. Cast of Lord of the Lawsuits by Phoenix666 · · Score: 3, Funny

    What if Frodo Baggins, instead of confronting the evil empire in "The Lord of the Rings," just got himself a lawyer and sued?

    Hmm, who would have been cast?

    Frodo: Joe Pesci
    Sam: Chris Farley
    Merry: Adam Sandler
    Pippin: Ben Stiller
    Gimli: The Pat character from SNL
    Legolas: Calista Flockheart (Ally McBeal)
    Gandalf: Jack Nicholson
    Aragorn: Antonio Banderas
    Boromir: Ahnold

    Elrond: Christopher Walken
    Saruman: Crispin Glover
    Arwyn: never happen, because this was a hokey non-character to begin with...

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    1. Re:Cast of Lord of the Lawsuits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Elrond: Christopher Walken....

      Imagines Elrond tap-dancing/flying around Rivendell to "Weapon of Choice"...

    2. Re:Cast of Lord of the Lawsuits by Gr00 · · Score: 1

      One ring to sue them all!!!...

  55. Slap NY Times on the hand by null+etc. · · Score: 3, Informative
    And here's Slate's take on how NY Times violated it's own ethics standards by quoting a defaming lawyer anonymously:

    http://slate.msn.com/id/2121636

  56. Spiderman and Stan Lee by bubbaD · · Score: 1

    Marvel used a similar strategy to deny Stan Lee payment for several movies based on his comic-book characters. They lost.

  57. Re:Ah, /. bias by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If it wasn't Peter Jackson, people would be raising all sorts of "greedy pig" ruckus.

    Doubt it. Because even as greedy a pig as the director might seem for making well into nine digits and still wanting more, the studios are EVEN GREEDIER PIGS for trying to keep the director's money for themselves.

    If there's no Little Guy to root for in this case, there's at least still The Smaller of Two Giants.

  58. King Kong Trailer! by antdude · · Score: 0

    Well, maybe Peter Jackson will make more money with his next movie!

    The movie teaser trailer (downloadable 32 MB high quality version; QuickTime required) for Peter Jackson's King Kong is online (48 hours).

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  59. Re:$200m!! by Skye16 · · Score: 1

    Aye. I mean, sure, he doesn't need the money. Period. If he thinks he needs it, then I'm sorry, he's fucking stupid. But I'll tell you somebody who needs it even less: corporate fuckers trying to screw someone over just because they think they can. Maybe Pete will donate it to charity or something. Maybe he'll buy a gold toilet. I'd still rather see him get it than some money grubbing whores who obviously can't be trusted*.

    *Provided the evidence "proves" as such.

  60. I knew Jackson was a greedy bastard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...when he refused to send me the $4.80 in blank DVD+Rs I needed to burn the extended edition series and pay for my ISP. Doesn't he know data wants to be free? That greedy bastard expects a contract to mean something? How dare he want to feed himself and his family? How dare he want a contract to mean something?

  61. ...as common as hobbits in Middle Earth... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 2

    I seem to remember most characters in Middle Earth didn't recognise what hobbits were at all. Hobbits don't travel much and so outside of the Shire they were bascially unknown. I'm not even a Tolkien geek and I know this.

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  62. Frodo suing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sauron's legal team would have just held the case in litigation for years and years, eventually bankrupting the Fellowship from the legal fees. Either that, or Sauron would have bought out Middle Earth, and discontinued support.

    I'm almost positive this is where Microsoft got their business practices.

  63. In other fights ... by panic_smooth · · Score: 0

    Gandalf vs Yoda - who would win ?

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      Yoda. Light saber. Nuff said.

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    2. Re:In other fights ... by l3v1 · · Score: 1

      What a sily question, neither of them can be "really" killed. After a while it just would be boring as hell :D

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    3. Re:In other fights ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yoda's already dead. See Ep. 6

  64. fuck new line by mrshowtime · · Score: 1

    "Peter Jackson is an incredible filmmaker who did the impossible on 'Lord of the Rings,' " this lawyer said. "But there's a certain piggishness involved here. New Line already gave him enough money to rebuild Baghdad, but it's still not enough for him."

    I like how the author of the article uses anonymous sources to slam PJ without any merit. PJ not only made 1.5 Billion for New Line he finally made New Line a major player and he deserves every penny due.

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    1. Re:fuck new line by joranbelar · · Score: 1
      I like how the author of the article uses anonymous sources to slam PJ without any merit. PJ not only made 1.5 Billion for New Line he finally made New Line a major player and he deserves every penny due.

      Wow, had to do a double take there. For a moment I thought I was reading Groklaw :)

    2. Re:fuck new line by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      You heard it here first. There is no Pamela Jones, it was Peter Jackson all along. When he heard that SCO wanted money from his rendering farm, PJ started Groklaw to take down SCO.

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  65. Re:Frodo by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    there are no lawyers (and no solicitors,

    The Nazgul on his horse came at the hobbit farmer. They were about slap him with a death subpeona if he didn't fess up to where the hobbits were. Thats total lawyer tactics "Tell us what we want to know, or we will take your life from you."

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  66. 20% of gross... by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 1

    that's a damn good deal, what where those new line people thinking when they signed it?

    I wonder who took the initiative for this cut. Clearly somebody didn't think the movie would do well.

  67. Re:Frodo by chochos · · Score: 1
    in Tolkien's world, there are no lawyers
    But there are no shortage of orcs, trolls, balrogs, and other nasty creatures that bare certain similarities... to create said creatures, who do you think Tolkien got the inspiration from?
  68. If the studios by a_greer2005 · · Score: 1, Insightful
    ...dont pay what is owed, then why is it better to buy a DVD than to DL it?

    I do not endorce or condone piracy, but if the movie houses hoard the cash from the big shots, imagine what happens to the average joe camera man, producer, artist, CG programmer, etc. How does buying the flick "help the little guys" ? Transversly, how does DLing a flick hurt them?

  69. Could lead to more competition by m50d · · Score: 2, Informative

    AIUI the essence of his suit is that the company gave merchandising etc. deals to members of the same conglomerate when they could have made more money on the film by opening them up for competition. If he wins we should see more contracts being opened up for everyone to bid on, and possibly more separation of the big media conglomerates.

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  70. Re:$200m!! by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

    $200m is a lot of capital that could be reinvested in WETA digital and the like. I suppose the "moral" question comes down to:

    Who will make better use of the funds: Peter Jackson, or New Line? I'm biased towards the former, although in at least one case, a brilliant filmmaker got rich off merchandizing rights, and then proceeded to make a series of flawed movies. Pixar, ILM, THX, and Skywalker Sound partially make up for this...

  71. Yes, and then there's the hollywood quote by MattW · · Score: 5, Funny

    I love the quote where they say they gave Jackson "enough money to rebuild Baghdad, but it wasn't enough". They try to make him sound greedy, to cover up the fact that he's basically suing them for... being greedy.

    1. Re:Yes, and then there's the hollywood quote by Loconut1389 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      more like covering up for the fact hes getting screwed, whether or not he has enough money already.

      The problem in principles here. If i were getting screwed out of 100 million, even if i already had 200 million, i'd be pissed. If Bill Gates or Carnegie let big chunks of money slide because they already had enough, their companies might not have succeeded.

      Besides, maybe he was expecting that money so he could donate it somewhere. You never know.

    2. Re:Yes, and then there's the hollywood quote by kevin+lyda · · Score: 1

      and of course since iraq has cost over $200 billion and baghdad isn't close to being rebuilt, even the quote on face value is incorrect.

      heck, even before the war when conservatives were saying the war in iraq would only cost a few billion, that was several multiples more than jackson has been paid.

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    3. Re:Yes, and then there's the hollywood quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's not suing them *because they're greedy.* He's suing them because they had an agreement to pay him a certain amount, and they *broke the agreement.*

    4. Re:Yes, and then there's the hollywood quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They gave Jackson over $180 Billion? If he actually succeeded in rebuilding Baghdad, it would be money well spent.

    5. Re:Yes, and then there's the hollywood quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that's their opinion, I guess they wouldn't have a problem with me copying their movies then? After all, they already have plenty of money already.

    6. Re:Yes, and then there's the hollywood quote by fermion · · Score: 1
      A wonderful quote from matt groening when the actors were negotiating new pay packages for the simpsons.

      I have sympathy. They are incredibly talented, and they deserve a chance to be as rich and miserable as anyone else in Hollywood ... Hold out for as much money as you can get, but make the deal...

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    7. Re:Yes, and then there's the hollywood quote by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      That, and the fact that it's not just for him. All those people you see interviewed on the DVD extras work for Peter Jackson, not New line.

    8. Re:Yes, and then there's the hollywood quote by aug24 · · Score: 1

      Basically he claims they are holding back money equal to 50% of his worth. I don't care who you are, that's enough to fight for. Well, unless you're a bum.

      J.

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  72. Hello? by Run4yourlives · · Score: 0

    What's with some of you people?

    Isn't New Line part of the group that is crying about how p2p is killing their business? How it's all illegal?

    Now they won't pay their director what they stipulated because they firgure it's "piggish"?

    Honestly, their high powered lawyers signed the fucking contract, now fucking honour it. Simple as that.

    Who ever heard of people who made billions calling someone who made millions greedy anyway?

    1. Re:Hello? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the piggish fat director (who butchered Tolkien's books IMNSHO) is the one who is bitching. He signed a contract they honored, now he wishes they had done it differently because it would provided him up to $100 million more. It isn't that the money was made and not paid, he says they should have done Y instead of X, because X (according to PJ, Piggy Jackson) is presumably Y-$100million.

    2. Re:Hello? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Run4yourlives said "Who ever heard of people who made billions calling someone who made millions greedy anyway?"

      You have never heard of the NBA/NHL/MLB?

  73. Re:$200m!! by an0nemus · · Score: 0

    Yeah, new line was going to donate that money to orphanages!!!!!

    New Line has made a ton of money and now they need to live up to their side of the contract. If they didn't want to pay Peter Jackson 300 Million total they should have said "20% of the gate, not to exceed $200 million".

  74. Re:$200m!! by BlueWaldo · · Score: 1

    It has nothing to do with the RIAA needing the money. If it's in the law they're entitled to it, period.

  75. PARENT +1000 Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very funny!

  76. Re:When artists go bad. by Taladar · · Score: 1

    This seems to be a good place to ask this question:

    What do they do with all the money?

    There is a limit to the number of houses, cars, computers,... you, as a person/family, can use at any given time. And I would guess a few hundred million dollars should be able to buy you that easily.

  77. Rebuild Baghdad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Peter Jackson is an incredible filmmaker who did the impossible on 'Lord of the Rings,' " this lawyer said. "But there's a certain piggishness involved here. New Line already gave him enough money to rebuild Baghdad, but it's still not enough for him."

    New Line "gave" him enough money to rebuild Baghdad...just out of their own free will. How much did they make on this deal? And how much did they spend on a lawyer to write a statement like that? Read it a few times...

    "enough money to rebuild Baghdad" ...they could have just said $200 million, but they just had to bring in the War in Iraq to stir up some more emotion.

  78. I guess you don't know what will by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'cause the line you gave only made me want to post a comment. Anonymously, no less.

  79. Problem with Media Integration by Tenzen01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It seems to me that there is a big problem with media integration today. The big media empires are interested in merchandising an idea to death. They take a popular (and sometimes unpopular) story and transform it into every medium possible: books, movies, TV shows, music, Musicals, toys, icecapades, etc. Just look at what disney does to its movies. You will see it spun-off in every possible way within their own company to make money (Disney Channel, RadioDisney, Disney Books, etc.)

    And while I don't really have a problem with this, I just fear that it ultimately creates a dirth of new ideas that take off because the large media empires favor existing popular concepts rather than take a chance on something new. This coupled with media consolidation is a bad thing, as it means the outlets for new and creative ideas are few and far between.

  80. Just another example... by Frangible · · Score: 1

    Of the studios screwing over the artists that make them money as they lobby congress for harsher laws to "protect" the artists.

  81. For those saying he got paid enough... by suitepotato · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...and ignoring that there may well be a big breach of contract here, ask yourself this, "would it be okay if a corporation used open source code in a product and released 75% of the source? Would that be enough?"

    I think now you see that it is a matter of the contract, the fine print, etc., and not some inane knee-jerk response of "he got enough".

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    1. Re:For those saying he got paid enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apples and oranges, boy. The article states that PJ is mad because the bidding was not open and therefore didn't go to the highest bidder. Hence, he claims he made less money than he MIGHT have made. This is not about money in the bank that wasn't paid, it is about PJ saying he could have gotten a bigger slice of pizza if only...
      He got paid more than he earned, and more than enough money. Now, he wishes he could turn back time and change something so he could have made another $100 million. Fat pig.

  82. Think about it? by lawpoop · · Score: 1
    "'What if Frodo Baggins, instead of confronting the evil empire in "The Lord of the Rings," just got himself a lawyer and sued?'"

    Seriously, these lawsuits are getting way out of hand. We need to get back to basics and have sword duels, like back in the days of jolly old Middle Earth.

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  83. Re:$200m!! by Scarblac · · Score: 1

    Don't forget that means New Line has closer to a billion. Really sounds like they need it...

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  84. MOD PARENT DOWN by Musteval · · Score: 1

    Goatse in Burma-Shave thing.

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  85. Re:Frodo by daniil · · Score: 1
    to create said creatures, who do you think Tolkien got the inspiration from?

    Well, they certainly didn't come out of thin air, but neither did they come out of Tolkien's head. Most of them (save for the hobbits and the orcs) came from Nordic mythology. Sacred-texts.com has a list (and texts) of many of his sources.

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  86. Re:$200m!! by danzona · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If it's in his contract he's entitled to it, period.

    I RTFA and it is a little weak on detail, but it appears that PJ got what he was entitled to.

    The article seems to be saying that New Line sold off merchandising rights to companies within the Time Warner family rather than sell to the highest bidder.

    The suit contends that NL would have made more money, and therefore PJ would have recieved a higher cut, if the merchandising rights were sold on the open market.

    For everyone who posted that a contract is a contract, it would seem that if NL never promised to sell to the highest bidder, then NL met all the terms of the contract and PJ got what he deserved.

    How many folks out there would appreciate their employers under-paying them because "they had already been paid enough", or some such non-sense?

    I wonder if I could sue our sales department for not generating enough revenue?

  87. Re:When artists go bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Invest.

  88. wtf by grumpyman · · Score: 1
    Very rich man vs very rich company... I wonder if either party shared more of their profit because of the wild success.

    It's likely that it doesn't matter if PJ get 100M more or not. Don't tell me he's fighting for the little guys before or after him, but it's all about control isn't it?

    The sad truth is that how the world operates does not allow 100 PJ who are only 1% as rich (still very rich), but only 1 PJ who's 100 times richer.

  89. Comment on NYT article.. by phelix_da_kat · · Score: 2
    "Peter Jackson is an incredible filmmaker who did the impossible on 'Lord of the Rings,' " this lawyer said. "But there's a certain piggishness involved here. New Line already gave him enough money to rebuild Baghdad, but it's still not enough for him."

    Can you believe this quote by the lawyer. Note, "New Line already gave him enough money.." this implies:

    1. New Line can retroactively decide what you get.

    2. this vertical integration is techically an interesting idea where every department justifies its existence by "charging" other departments for providing a service they are already paid to do.

    3. a case of the kettle calling the pot black. Warner obviously wants to make buckets of money, and wants to make more, who doesn't?

    4. It is now not unusual for actors/directors etc to take a pay cut or not get paid at all, for a percentage of the profits.

  90. Re:Frodo by Skye16 · · Score: 1

    I'd rather have a balrog chasing me than a lawyer. :|

  91. Communism anyone? by Eskimore_ · · Score: 1
    "Peter Jackson is an incredible filmmaker who did the impossible on 'Lord of the Rings,' " this lawyer said. "But there's a certain piggishness involved here. New Line already gave him enough money to rebuild Baghdad, but it's still not enough for him."

    Anyone up for some communism?

    1. Re:Communism anyone? by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Soviets made some of the most interesting and possibly disturbing movies of all time. From what I remember about Soviet media is that all works are property of the State (or people depending on who is giving the speach) and all proceeds when to the government. As far as I know you could copy and distribute if you really wanted since there was no such thing as copyright as long as didn't say anything bad about the state or politics.

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    2. Re:Communism anyone? by Eskimore_ · · Score: 1

      I wasn't commenting on communist movies. I was drawing a parallel between communism, or socialism, and that laywer's comments about Jackson having "enough" money.

      Actually I'm kind of suprised about just how many /.'ers have posted similarly socialist ideas today.

  92. Top Middle-Earth Lawsuits by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Funny
    Discrimination: no trolls in the Fellowship.

    Little old ladies spill orc-draught on their laps and sue McDurthang's.

    Constant environmental-impact lawsuits from Fangorn every time someone does as much as mow their lawn or trim a bush.

    Pippin sues "The Prancing Pony" for lodging payment, saying "Nazgul stabbing my pillows in the night was a traumatic lodging experience".

    Sam, didn't you know that Shelob was the last of an endangered species? PETA is now suing you!

    Unfair labor practice suits by Fellowship hobbits who were denied their "elevensies" breaks during journey.

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    1. Re:Top Middle-Earth Lawsuits by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      Constant environmental-impact lawsuits from Fangorn every time someone does as much as mow their lawn or trim a bush.

      Oh come now, we all know that elf girls don't trim the bush

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  93. Huh? by autopr0n · · Score: 5, Funny

    What do you mean? Lawyers sue the US government all the time.

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    1. Re:Huh? by wclacy · · Score: 1

      I thought that Microsoft was the Evil Empire?
      At least the most evil Empire I can think of.

  94. Pockets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet they're hiding it in their pocketses

  95. Eye candy is usefull not futile by NeedleSurfer · · Score: 1

    Actually the term eye-candy is a way of implying that the feature is unescessary or even useless but fun. On the contrary, Exposé in osX isn't eye-candy, it's well designed and beautifull to watch but its very usefull, very very, I need my window to slide and minimize in real-time if I am to spot the one I'm seeking amidst all the other, I want the movie to continue playing, I'm just not that use to see it and a single frame doesn't convey the info of a moving picture when watching a movie, therefore if I'm to switch amongst a few running media I need the feature. the minimize effect (Genie) is also very usefull, you just can't miss where your window went and so on...

    Even stuff like pleasing colors and throbbing buttons are usefull, surrounded by a blue line just doesn't get your attention as much as a pulsing button.

    What I mean is that even if it's not necessary for the software to perform its function it's necessary for the human to perform the software functions, or at least, it helps.

    Eye-candy is a bad name, feedback-based interface is more appropriate. Sry for the bad english feedback-based might not be beautifull but you get the idea of what it meant, one day my english will be refined enough to actually give it a nice name :))

    1. Re:Eye candy is usefull not futile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      -10 Offtopic!

      Or were you deliberately posting in THE WRONG THREAD?

  96. validity of lotr (fantasy) lawsuit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    uhm.

    so, bilbo finds a ring. the ring happens to be property of sauron, but no one knows this.

    100 years pass and bilbo gives the ring to frodo.

    sauron hears about the ring and sends his lawyers (the nazgul) to request that the ring be returned.

    frodo refuses and runs into hiding.

    could sauron sue frodo to recover the ring?

    1. Re:validity of lotr (fantasy) lawsuit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ....since we are talking fantasy and fictional characters, I am sure that you can sue their pants off, all you like.

  97. Stan Lee sued marvel over _Spider Man_ by autopr0n · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This kind of thing happens all the time. It's really rediculous, I mean, if you pay someone $200 million dollars, and hold back another billion, obviously they are going to have the resources to sue you. It would be quite annoying, though. Waiting years to get your personal A380 or whatever you were planning on spending all that money on.

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    1. Re:Stan Lee sued marvel over _Spider Man_ by Lehk228 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      actually he is using the money for his own production company, so he's not just pised that his bank account isn't more unlimited than it should be.

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    2. Re:Stan Lee sued marvel over _Spider Man_ by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      actually he is using the money for his own production company, so he's not just pised that his bank account isn't more unlimited than it should be.

      Ah, so Jackson is going to start up some competition for New Line and they're denying his financing. You can see where their motivation is, anyhow.

      He probably needs the rest of the money to buy Weta. Then he can start his own damn Hobbit movie without New Line. I'd presume the Tolkein estate would sell the rights to Jackson over New Line Without Jackson any day.

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  98. Presumably... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    New Line have committed the $100 million extra they received on rebuilding half of Bhagdad, and they feel it's uncharitable of Peter Jackson to want them to stop their altruistic plans.

  99. Well There goes the Hobbit.... by haplo21112 · · Score: 1

    ...That should pretty much nail the coffin of that ever getting made.

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    1. Re:Well There goes the Hobbit.... by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      LOL. The Hobbit is a guaranteed money-spinner if Jackson directs it: New Line aren't going to throw away a few hundred million from the Hobbit just because Jackson sued them.

  100. Re:$200m!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    blah blah

    he gets 20% of the total revenues not profit!. There are certainly fees associated to generate that revenue.
    Anyway he got paid what was noted in the contract.

    But he's greedy...

  101. Related News by kenp2002 · · Score: 1

    In related news the estate of Tolkien has yet to receive more then .001% of the profits generated from Movies.

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  102. Re:$200m!! by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    I see your point, but I think there's a difference.

    The point is that record companies are in an unfair bargaining position. They can offer a take it or leave it contract. Be screwed, or wallow in obscurity. It's not a good choice. And it's not like the musucians can afford top notch legal representation to negotiate decent contracts. The result is a contract that is very one sided.

    Peter Jackson and New Line were both well represented and presumably the contract represented an agreement that both parties were equally happy with.

  103. millionaires vs billionaires by isotpist · · Score: 1

    This is about as interesting as a major league sports strike.
    Businesses try to maximize profit, even at the extent of screwing partners over. Do I care how many millions PJ made of LOTR? No, but I do like to see contracts enforced, in case I ever get one large enough to care about.

  104. Re:When artists go bad. by l3v1 · · Score: 1

    What do they do with all the money?

    Ok, it just might be that you never heard, but there are lots of people who produce films with their own money [naturally with the hope of a huge profit at the end]. I'd very much like to see PJ-films, either just directed, or produced or both, etc. Of course I can't have a clue what he would do with the money. Still, if he just buys half of New Zealand, I wouldn't care. Point is, withholding money despite your previous contract, is a Bad Thing and shall be punished.

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  105. Re:$200m!! by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    The movie industry has the same clout as the music industry. They can go to no-name talent and give them raw deals, and then they can go to big name talent and offer them golden deals. As for lawsuits - you really do not need money to sue, you just need to prove to your lawyer that you will win a lot of money. If I go to a lawyer and say "Hey take a chance on me, and i will give you 10% of my 100,000$ winning" you can be rest assured you will get one of the best lawyers around including his legal team of 10 other lawyers.

    Both organizations, and the people who deal with them, are all looking out for themselves - nothign wrong with that. But in this case, New Line is breaking contract - which is moral and legally wrong.

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  106. Re:$200m!! by Saeger · · Score: 1, Insightful
    I know it's a strange concept, but a lot of people rightly believe that nobody is 'entitled' to obscene wealth -- it's a privilege society tolerates as long there's enough leftovers to go around.

    There's a growing backlash against the increasing concentration of wealth at the top.

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  107. Say, here's a novel thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody cares.

    That is all.

  108. Who's really getting screwed? by phorm · · Score: 1

    Let's face it. While the little-big-guys might be getting screwed, the ones that are getting screwed the worst are us. Yes, us, the taxpayers. All that tricky accounting and flagrant disregard for accepted or even legal procedure ends up bypassing the taxman. If the studios actually paid the taxes imagine how much they'd add to tax revenue?

    1. Re:Who's really getting screwed? by Kombat · · Score: 1

      If the studios actually paid the taxes imagine how much they'd add to tax revenue?

      That's an awfully bold claim to make without providing any supporting evidence whatsoever. Do you have any cites at all to back up your absurd claim that "movie studios don't pay taxes?"

      Businesses can reduce the amount of taxes they pay through various exemptions, credits, and writeoffs, but here's a newsflash: so can you. Don't you claim the tax credit you're rightly due for your 401(k) contributions? Or your kid's school tuition? Are you a "scumbag" for taking advantage of these "loopholes" to "weasel" your way out of paying taxes?

      Let's keep things in perspective here. Nobody likes paying more taxes than they're legally required to. Why would you expect businesses to be any different than you or I? But you don't help your point at all when you make wildly misleading and obviously false broad claims like "businesses don't pay taxes." They certainly, obviously, do.

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    2. Re:Who's really getting screwed? by phorm · · Score: 1

      A poster linked an article under this topic but I can't find it at the moment... it basically outlines how movie studios get away with not paying taxes, rights-costs, etc by hiding under the veil of "losses" so that a movie, despite grossing millions, appears to be non-profitable.

      Movie studio tax processes are a lot more shady than your standard business tax writeoffs, and they don't follow GAAP

  109. Re:$200m!! by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    As for lawsuits - you really do not need money to sue, you just need to prove to your lawyer that you will win a lot of money.

    It's not about suing. It's about negotiating in the first place. The contract may be unfair, but it's legal enough that no lawyer will take a chance on overturning it.

  110. Think, people, think. by qa'lth · · Score: 1

    He's already gotten $200M for doing Lord of the Rings. At this point, it's NOT ABOUT THE MONEY.

    He got shafted for $100M by New Line. How much is that for the people who didn't make that kind of money, say only $50k when they should have made $75k? For them, that's a lot of money.

    At this point, it's the principle of the matter, forcing New Line to behave itself. The money is largely irrelevant.

    1. Re:Think, people, think. by east+coast · · Score: 1

      He's already gotten $200M for doing Lord of the Rings. At this point, it's NOT ABOUT THE MONEY.

      At this point, it's the principle of the matter, forcing New Line to behave itself. The money is largely irrelevant.

      The only thing that can make that kind of thinking funnier is if Peter Jackson himself would have said it...

      Why is it that slashdot geeks think that everyone out there producing a product outside of Microsoft, HP or Coca Cola is not interested in the cash involved? Don't be one of those people who think that Peter Jackson is only in film making for the virtue of art. Don't get me wrong, maybe he's going to use this cash to fund a pet project, but it certainly is about the money. You don't hire lawyers and take on what is likely to be a long, harsh, drawn out lawsuit in the matter of principle.

      Does it sound trollish? Only if you're one of those who think that just because the man directed a film that you like that makes him somehow more rightous than the guy making the next Fast and Furious film.

      Don't get me wrong, I like my job. It's not all about the paycheck but you better know well in advance if that paycheck EVER stops I will not be to work the next day, even if I was getting paid well more than what I need to live.

      Jackson is a human and is not beyond taking what is rightfully his.

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  111. P2P software is hurting the artists.... by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The MPAA goes on and on about how P2P is hurting the artists....but they never mention what really goes on. If PJ can't get paid, what hope for the smaller musicians/actors?

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    1. Re:P2P software is hurting the artists.... by coopex · · Score: 1

      False analogy. New Line Cinema is not paying PJ his full 20% of the revenue. It would be analogous to the MPAA situation if LoTR flopped and PJ's contract was 2 million and X% of the profits, but since it took a loss, he only gets 2 million.

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  112. Three subpeonas... by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    Three subpeonas for the Elven-kings under the law, Seven for the Tort-lords with contracts written in stone, Nine for Defendants doomed to pay, One for the Dark Lawyer in his dark firm...

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  113. Ummm... by sczimme · · Score: 0, Troll


    Sam: Chris Farley

    That would be interesting, except Chris Farley died several years ago.

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    1. Re:Ummm... by Phoenix666 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, my fact-checking department is in the Hamptons :-)

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    2. Re:Ummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet you're fun at a party.

  114. Re:$200m!! by ArchAngel21x · · Score: 1
    "Who will make better use of the funds"

    Irrelevant. The point is who should get the money. Peter Jackson has every right to demand every penny he was promised in the contract. The problem is people will take a look at how much he already has and dismiss him as being greedy. Why not look past our own jealousy and stand up for what is right not what a twisted version of fair is.

  115. expenses by pr0nbot · · Score: 1
    'reportedly receives about 20 percent of the gross revenue realized by New Line for the trilogy, minus expenses such as taxes.'
    Hmm... I wonder, can he write off those expenses?
  116. Ir's his due by phorm · · Score: 1

    I've no personal preference for or against PJ, but the down-and-out is that this is just a case of a guy getting his due. A contract was made, an amount was promise, and therefore he is owed what was agreed upon.

    Whether the contract is for $10,000 or $10,000,000 is not of an issue, and it's not greedy to be unsatisfied with less than he was promised. It might be a little less necessary than the guy that needs $10,000 to pay his mortgage/etc, but no less due to him.

  117. Re:Ah, /. bias by syle · · Score: 1

    Absolutely right. There's no underdog here to root for, but if anyone should get rich off this it should be the person who's personally responsibile for the films being as fantastic as they are.

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  118. NYT violates its own ethical guidelines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This article at Slate points out that this article violates the NYT's own ethical guidelines, in allowing New Line's legal staff to personally insult Jackson under the guise of anonynimity:

    So far, so good. But then the piece turns to an unnamed New Line lawyer, "speaking on the condition of anonymity because he is working on this lawsuit," writes Times reporter Ross Johnson, who says "the money paid to Mr. Jackson so far is in line with the contract he signed." The lawyer is quoted as saying:

    Peter Jackson is an incredible filmmaker who did the impossible on Lord of the Rings. ... But there's a certain piggishness involved here. New Line already gave him enough money to rebuild Baghdad, but it's still not enough for him.

    Whoa! That's great dish, but shouldn't there be a Times policy against giving a partisan source, in this case a defense attorney, the cover of anonymity to call the plaintiff in a case against his client piggish? As a matter of fact, there is such a published policy limiting what anonymous sources can say in Times articles. In "Confidential News Sources," on the paper's corporate Web site, the policy reads in part:

    We do not grant anonymity to people who use it as cover for a personal or partisan attack. If pejorative opinions are worth reporting and cannot be specifically attributed, they may be paraphrased or described after thorough discussion between writer and editor. The vivid language of direct quotation confers an unfair advantage on a speaker or writer who hides behind the newspaper, and turns of phrase are valueless to a reader who cannot assess the source.


    Remember, this is the same paper that editorialized in favor of the Kelo decision, without intially revealing to its readers that it was itself the potential beneficiary of the seizure of private property under the guise of eminent domain.
  119. It boils down to shady employment practice by WouldIPutMYRealNameO · · Score: 1

    As I read it, PJ and New Line signed an agreement which said PJ would get a percentage of gross profit. If I were signing such a contract then I would expect a good faith attempt to maximise profit, because that is beneficial to all.
    However, what New Line appears to have done is to deliberately NOT make the maximum profit, they have shuffled money sideways into a sister corporation. In this way they can say "we only made x dollars", where in reality the New Line corp as a whole did far better than that.
    For example, imagine that you went to work for some guy & agreed to get paid 20% of what the business grossed, after a year you discover that the business isn't doing so well because the major shareholder takes a huge cut of the profit - and guess what, the major share holder turns out to be married to the boss. Yes, you're getting ripped off.
    I say good luck to PJ, I'm pretty sure that he has been ripped off.

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  120. But it didn't make any profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Once the studio files all the costs of fighting piracy and loss of revenue due to piracy as a cost, the total revenue will be a negative number!
    Jackson owes them money!

  121. Good Guys and Bad Guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As much as I hate the studios the deal isn't that clear cut from a business standpoint. Given he was mostly he was mostly bringing himself and access to Weta to the table the original deal was pretty startling. You have to remember this wasn't the guy that made LOTR his biggest film was Frighteners and it didn't do that well. Where the sticky part comes in is the contract. Remember he went at least 100% over budget. That's a huge amount. Most contracts with those kind of percentages require the film to be on budget or set limits. Remember Cameron lost his percentage on Titanic for going I believe 50% over budget. They later gifted it back given how much money it made. He may not have a legal claim on the money. It's easy to say he earned but from a business standpoint the film was poorly handled and they have legitimate grieveances. They'll probably settle so they can keep the doors open for future projects but Jackson did this one to himself. I was there and he was pretty out of control. They got an amazing amount on the screen but it was in part due to the studio taking added risk and openning up their purse strings. It was originally sold as a low budget film, about 35 mill per film. That's not what Jackson delivered and that was the condition they agreed to the percentage on. If he could do they three films for 130 million he gets X. Well he failed to do that in a big way. I agree the studios make Sauron look like a nice guy but in this case they have a point. Don'r feel too sorry for PJ no matter how this resolves, he's already one of the richest men in NZ, and he's going to be making megabucks from here on out. He should get more money and he'll likely get it there just more to it than the little guy getting screwed.

  122. Re:$200m!! by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

    You must be a Randite.

  123. Re:When artists go bad. by MynockGuano · · Score: 1

    Note that the shady thing is NOT that their profits were significantly lowered, but the potential gross generated by the bidding process to determine who has the rights to merchandise was completely eliminated. I doubt Mr. Jackson gets part of the merchandising gross either way, but obviously he gets a percentage of the money paid to buy the rights for such merchandise. The fact that Time Warner is merely shifting its money around means that he will be getting much less than if the rights were sold as an open bid (i.e. with merchandising corporations motivated by the potential profit as a result of the popularity of Mr. Jackson's work). Time Warner will likely require their merchandising divisions to pay only what is necessary to handle production.

  124. Re:fuck new line--no one is getting screwed here by Paul+Freedman · · Score: 1

    Well, not in anyway they haven't been screwed before. This is jejeune--New Line follows what has been the accepted industry practice of crediting revenue from in-house partners to a profit center against which external partners (like Jackson) have gross points. So an in-house distributor pays $x to distribute a film, for example, in an overseas market. If this in-house distributor helps out the bottom line of the vertically integrated partner by charging rates BELOW MARKET that's a GOOD thing for the overall company--the movie gets out without transfering money from Peter (your in-house distribution company) to pay Paul (your in-house equity in the film). Either way, it is YOUR money you are playing with--as an integrated company you do yourself no favors if one part of your business makes its money at the expense at the other. But yeah, Peter Jackson's profit is expanded in direct proportion to the gross revenue that gets credited to him. So he is saying that New LIne, which felt it could handle distribution and other tasks from its own units, should have either had those units pay MORE money into the movie (and his own pocket since he has gross points--point money New Line will never see again) or ensured that distribution companies OUTSIDE New Line payed more money to the advantage of both Jackson and New Line. This is typical big-money maneuvering: the principles of business law involved more interesting than the players involved.

  125. Re:$200m!! by ArchAngel21x · · Score: 1

    The topic of this is discussion is Peter Jackson and his lawsuit. How about staying on topic?

  126. I bent my wookie! by mikelieman · · Score: 1

    4 BILLION dollars.

    Whoa...

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  127. easy by mbius · · Score: 1

    Gross is gross. That's "disgusting."

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  128. Corporate Nepotism by byronne · · Score: 4, Interesting
    One ought to read the article rather than bitch about whether PJ is rich enough or not. What's at issue here is that New Line used preferred vendors within the Time Warner structure to underbid any other competitors. It's equivalent to Time Warner giving itself money under the table so that the gross (which PJ is paid by) is demonstrably lower. From the article:

    The suit charges that the company used pre-emptive bidding (meaning a process closed to external parties) rather than open bidding for subsidiary rights to such things as "Lord of the Rings" books, DVD's and merchandise. Therefore, New Line received far less than market value for these rights, the suit says.

    Most of those rights went to other companies in the New Line family or under the Time Warner corporate umbrella, like Warner Brothers International, Warner Records and Warner Books. So while the deals would not hurt Time Warner's bottom line, they would lower the overall gross revenues related to the film, which is the figure Mr. Jackson's percentage is based on.

    I think he's within his rights, because it sure sounds to me like he's being treated unfairly according to the contract he has with New Line. Whether he makes $200M or $300M is immaterial, it's the company thinking they can get away with ripping him off.

    And what if $100M (or whatever) is the difference between PJ financing his own films completely independently, away from all this corporate BS?

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  129. Did he get what was agreed upon? by bluprint · · Score: 1

    While I think New Line was certainly playing dirty, it seems to me that he did receive what was in the contract. There was nothing in his contract to prevent New Line from selling the rights to subsidiaries of Time Warner. Given the detail of these types of contracts, perhaps this could have been prevented within the contract itself by adding something about "..including all profits made from any subsidiaries of Time Warner...".

    The idea that New Line sold some rights for under market value, would seem to violate a fiduciary responsibility, if such existed. As someone else pointed out, could I sue my employer for not charging enough for our services?

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    1. Re:Did he get what was agreed upon? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      could I sue my employer for not charging enough for our services?

      Yes. If you were commissioned and they artifically deflated their prices through collusion with a subsidiary with the express goal of defrauding you of the money your earned, then you should easily win such a suit. And that is what Hollywood does on a regular basis.

  130. Let me get this straight... by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
    It appears that New Line think that because he's been paid enough, that he should be paid no more? Is that what they're saying?

    Tell you what, how about I start churning out copies of the LOTR trilogy, Magnolia and others? Because after all, you've made plenty of money out them.

    You talk about how "piracy" deprives the people who make the movies out of money, and then do this?

    I can't believe the hypocrisy of this case. If there's a genuine dispute over a contract, fair enough, but arguing that someone's made enough is disgusting.

  131. PJ sued New Line before...? by SkinnyTurkey · · Score: 1

    It seems Peter Jackson has sued New Line before for lost revenue from merchandising, video and computer games releases. This was back in March 2005.

    Are there others? What is the status of the March lawsuit?

    The one "ring" to permeate this story: greed.

    1. Re:PJ sued New Line before...? by SkinnyTurkey · · Score: 1

      Nevermind... from TFA: "Mr. Jackson's suit was filed on Feb. 28. In an April 29 court filing, New Line categorically denied all of his claims." Looks like it is the same lawsuit, there is only one ongoing lawsuit.

  132. Re:$200m!! by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 1

    Considering how many times this exact same type of lawsuit has happened, you'd think that the studios would clearly state how the merch / syndication / cable / broadcast rights would be doled out. Duchovny sued Fox for the exact same reasons and (IIRC) Alan Alda sued over MASH.

  133. Re:$200m!! by kahrhoff · · Score: 0

    you sir are an idiot, its not a privilege, its a right to make contracts. And you nor I have anything to say about the contents of the contracts between two consenting parties, other than to arbitrate when there is a dispute

  134. If most Hollywood movies don't turn a profit... by mbius · · Score: 1

    ...is my ticket purchase tax-deductible?

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  135. And notice the verb, "gave" by Pac · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The lawyer makes it sound as if New Line was some kind of magnanimous benefactor, "giving" Jackson money because he was a great filmmaker and an all-around good guy.

    I wonder if we can not freely start copying and sharing our LoTR DVDs, since we have already "given" New Line enough money to rebuild Baghdah, New York, London, Paris, Moscow and Tokyo (by this lawyer's math - if 300 or 400 million are enough to rebuilt Baghdad, imagine what 4 billion can't do).

  136. Re:$200m!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Define obscene. I drive a nice car that I worked very hard to get, is that obscene? How nice of a car would be obscene? If I have enough saved up to retire at 30 do I have too much?

  137. Uncle dammit Uncle! by hellfire · · Score: 1

    That was a tremendously funny post but I had to make a correction.

    Sauron's defense then proceded to testify that, due to the fact that Mr. Baggins' father was, in fact, recruited as a "burglar" by the late Thorin Oakenshield.

    Bilbo Baggins is Frodo Baggin's uncle, not father!!!

    Would have been hysterical had that not been botched.

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    1. Re:Uncle dammit Uncle! by TooMuchEspressoGuy · · Score: 1

      Bah, you're right. I hereby hand over my "LotR Geek" membership card.

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  138. Re:$200m!! by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

    A little defensive, aren't you? Of course it's a problem in contract law. Of course, it is the letter of the contract that will have the most effect of Jackson's legal maneuvers. But that does not mean that the contract is just, or moral in and of itself-- although some moral philosophers, notably Rand, have conflated the two.

    Since I don't have access to the contracts, and am unlikely to secure such access in the future, I thought myself free to speculate on the "moral question," rather than the "legal question." And so I did, reasoning that the dispute is not between a more deserving hospital or charity and Jackson, but between New Line and Jackson.

    No children's hospitals are involved, although if one really wanted to, they could cheer on whoever faced the largest tax liability...

  139. "We're not doing this for money..." by mbius · · Score: 1


    We're doin' it for a SHITLOADA money!!!
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  140. No contract with Gates... by gosand · · Score: 1
    Isn't that pretty much the (internal) argument that a lot of /.'ers make in regards pirating Microsoft software? Bill Gates is filthy rich, what me worry?

    I thought the same thing at first - then I realized that I don't have a contract with Gates to pay him anything. There's your difference.

    But let's look at this...

    Jackson was paid "enough to rebuild Baghdad"

    That amount was less than what he was contracted to get. (20%)

    So how many Baghdads could New Line rebuild? How many Baghdads could New Line rebuild with the money that they withheld from Jackson?
    So who is being greedy here?

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  141. Grammar nazi says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Incorrect: "wrong"
    Correct: "incorrect"

    Example

    Incorrect: "should of"
    Correct: "should have"
    Correctly abbreviated: "should've"

  142. Re:$200m!! by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
    Not taking anything away from Peter Jackson (he did a superb job and this is the contract, so he's entitled to it) but I'm surprised he got so much. I'm even surprised he got the gig in the first place.

    His previous directing credits included The Frighteners, Heavenly Creatures and Bad Taste. And he gets a 3 film mega-budget movie to direct?

  143. Re:$200m!! by JonKatzIsAnIdiot · · Score: 2, Funny

    a lot of people rightly believe that nobody is 'entitled' to obscene wealth

    By knowing how to read and write and having access to a computer capable of posting that comment, you have put yourself in the top 2% in the world. From the viewpoint of 95% below you, you are obscenely rich.

    It's all a matter of perspective.

  144. Re:$200m!! by xerx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Using your logic the studio could have simply sold the entire movie to a company with in the Time Warner family of companies for a dollar and he would have received .20 cents.

    Did Time Warner delibrately sell off the merchandising rights to a family company in an attempt to hide revenue?

    If open market bids would have been higher than the sale they made, then yes they likely did try and hide the money.

    This is of course in bad faith of the contact, however depending on what's in the contact may be perfectly legal.

  145. Re:$200m!! by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I know it's a strange concept, but a lot of people rightly believe that nobody is 'entitled' to obscene wealth -- it's a privilege society tolerates as long there's enough leftovers to go around.

    There's a growing backlash against the increasing concentration of wealth at the top.

    I agree with you about wealth concentrating in a few hands, and I also agree it's not a good thing.

    But for a large corporation to decry paying an individual for the amount they contracted for -- one can hardly say this has anything to do with social equality. It's about corporate greed and profiteering.

    Personally, I think those several billion dollars would have not been generated were it not for his (and his companie's) work.

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  146. Re:$200m!! by jdgeorge · · Score: 4, Informative

    The article seems to be saying that New Line sold off merchandising rights to companies within the Time Warner family rather than sell to the highest bidder.

    The suit contends that NL made more money, and therefore PJ would have recieved a higher cut, if the merchandising rights were sold on the open market.


    Not exactly. According to this article at Slate, the issue is that the "pre-emptive bidding" process used to sell the rights within Time Warner allowed New Line to suppress the total amount of money they made on the films. It appears that Peter Jackson contends that they shortchanged him and were able to hide it by using this method of selling the rights.

  147. New Line Cinema is a Time Warner family company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sale appeared designed to deep six PJ's royalties.

  148. Re:$200m!! by funbobby · · Score: 1

    And what happens to the money that they withold from Peter Jackson? Does it go to feed the poor?

    The people running the studio are even more obscenely rich than Peter Jackson. If they agreed to a contract they should honor it, and he's perfectly right to sue if they don't.

    And more importantly, the studios are screwing a lot of other people who aren't already rich. If they lose this case they might be less likely to pull the same scam against someone who will really be hurt by it.

  149. speaking of Jackson.... by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1


    Did anyone see the segments he recorded for the AFI Lifetime Achievement Tribute to George Lucas? Peter Jackson really slimmed down. Quite a remarkable difference to how he looked while making LOTR and his appearances at the Oscars. Congrats to him.

    Now if Lindsey Lohan would just put back on the weight she lost...

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  150. I root for neither. by CyricZ · · Score: 1

    I root for neither the rich greedcock artists nor the rich greedcock executives. Greed is flowing on both sides, and greed is the antithesis of art. Art is meant to be enjoyed, not bickered over financially.

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  151. And in the courtroom bind them.. by Procrastin8er · · Score: 0

    Frodo: I received this from the sheriff today, I can't read it. What language is it?
    Gandalf: It is in the language of the "lawyer" which I will not utter here.
    In the common tongue it says...
    One subpoena to rule them all,
    One subpoena to find them,
    One subpoena to bring them all,
    And in the courtroom bind them.

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  152. What do they do with all that money? by CyricZ · · Score: 1

    Well, the first thing they could do with all of the money is donate it to the International Red Cross. They would use it to help the tsunami victims, or help those women and children in Iraq (and soon Iran) who had their arms and legs blown off by US weaponry. And then there are various cancer foundations that could use the funding to help put an end of cancer. Those are far more noble uses than greedcocks buying more cars or mansions.

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  153. Dupe this story. by Mulletproof · · Score: 1
    "'What if Frodo Baggins, instead of confronting the evil empire in "The Lord of the Rings," just got himself a lawyer and sued?'"

    ...So i've got this idea. It's about to gnomes and a braclet of power...

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  154. slashdot double standards by PeelBoy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Slashdot has some serious double standards.

    Not that I don't agree in this case, but most of you guys have no problem at all taking from the rich and justifying it because they're rich, or the fact that you just plain don't like them.

    Something tells me if PJ was just some random guy with over $200 million dollars and New Line wasn't the super rich hated bad guy PJ would be the one taking all the heat regardless of the fact that he's right and New Line is wrong.

    1. Re:slashdot double standards by east+coast · · Score: 2, Informative

      Slashdot has some serious double standards.

      Actually, it's not as much a double standard as it is some misconception on your part. We (as slashdot users) are not the borg. Please do not lump me in with the majority of users. That's not even to be trollish, I'm just sick of stereotypical geek values being assumed to be mine by the public.

      most of you guys have no problem at all taking from the rich and justifying it because they're rich

      That's pretty much a universal way of thinking and certainly is not limited to /.

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    2. Re:slashdot double standards by PeelBoy · · Score: 1

      Gee I'm sorry for saying you have double standards. I figured the second part of what I had to say would make it clear that I wasn't trying to lump you together with everybody else. I guess I should have said "Most of Slashdot" AND "most of you guys" oh well to late now.

      That's pretty much a universal way of thinking and certainly is not limited to /.

      Next time I'll juse refer to the most of the entire planet to make things more simple.

  155. Re:$200m!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I know it's a strange concept, but a lot of people rightly believe that nobody is 'entitled' to obscene wealth -- it's a privilege society tolerates as long there's enough leftovers to go around.

    1.) If a contract states you are entitled to a sum of money, there is nothing "right" about people disregarding that contract. If you deem wealth "obscene," that's your own personal judgment call. Personally, I'd love to be obscenely wealth--not only would I have earned it through a lifetime of hard work, but I would put a lot of it towards philanthropy. This is what Slashdot's hated, "obscenely wealthy" nemesis Bill Gates does.

    2.) If you worked for that wealth, yes, you ARE entitled to it. End of story.

    3.) Uh, wealth isn't a "privilege society tolerates." It's money you earn that is yours. You know, that whole ownership thing. The issue is how you earn it, but in this case it's irrelevant and is a whole different discussion. You're suggesting that you don't really own your money; society does.

    There's a growing backlash against the increasing concentration of wealth at the top.

    Yeah, it's the same tired college dorm-room "down with the rich" antics that have been around for generations and generations. Nothing new. What's most amusing is that these pseudo-socialists who want to distribute everybody's income are often funded by giant, rich organizations like George Soros--multi-millionaires who live wealthy lives away from the rest of us.

    I imagine you're one of those types who uses the word "greed" in every other sentence. Working in exchange for money is probably greedy in your eyes. Have fun with that in the real world.

  156. Lawyers for oligarchs talking of piggishness? by Urusai · · Score: 1

    Poor PJ, his crumbs are so big, why he badtalk us?

  157. Cousin, you fucking idiot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But so far trouble had not come; and as Mr. Baggins was generous with his money, most people were willing to forgive him his oddities and his good fortune. He remained on visiting terms with his relatives (except, of course, the Sackville-Bagginses), and he had many devoted admirers among the hobbits of poor and unimportant families. But he had no close friends, until some of his younger cousins began to grow up.

    The eldest of these, and Bilbo's favourite, was young Frodo Baggins. When Bilbo was ninety-nine, he adopted Frodo as his heir, and brought him to live at Bag End; and the hopes of the Sackville-Bagginses were finally dashed.



    --SNIP--



    You see: Mr. Drogo, he married poor Miss Primula Brandybuck. She was our Mr. Bilbo's first cousin on the mother's side (her mother being the youngest of the Old Took's daughters); and Mr. Drogo was his second cousin. So Mr. Frodo is his first _and_ second cousin, once removed either way, as the saying is, if you follow me.

  158. Details... by Jesus+IS+the+Devil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The article is short on details. Without the exact wording of the signed contracts all we have here is an imperfect conversation.

    I'm not surprised though, that this type of tactic is being used on purpose all of the time.

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  159. Re:$200m!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Hey take a chance on me, and i will give you 10% of my 100,000$ winning"

    You'll get laughed out of their offices and then hit with a restraining order to stay off the premises forever. Typical lawyers contingency fees are way over 50%. After all, it's a substantial risk to them to do all that expensive work for potentially no gain. At least that's what they claim.

    Welcome to the real world, butthole!

  160. Naughty by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Funny

    Remember kids, when you pirate movies the artists loose money, because of piracy Peter Jackson has lost $100m... oh wait...

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    1. Re:Naughty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When we download movies, the MPAA or RIAA are all "Think of the artists! Respect the artists!"

      Yeah, whatever. Just as soon as you do, pricks.

  161. He doesn't deserve it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come ON people. Fucking stage hands get minimum wage and this fucking shmuck who told people to stand in front of a camera and look surprised is supposed to get 300 million dollars? FOR FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE HOW TO DO THEIR JOB? A director doesn't need that much fucking money. This asshole is just pulling a Lucas and pumping for all the cash he can, which I can tell you he'll probably spend within 10 years.

    When I was at the premiere of the first movie I stood next to this kid who cut school so he could attend the movie. He tells me he watches every single movie that comes out because he's a film buff and wants to be a director (he's like 17 or something). He tells me Peter Jackson got shafted because they didn't want to pay him per-movie, they wanted to pay him for all 3, which to me seems more logical considering they were all shot at the same time.

    I ask the kid, "Why does this guy get millions of dollars while most of the cast doesn't get 1/1000th of that?"

    His reply: "He has a vision!"

    I have a vision too, and I don't need millions of fucking dollars to put it to work. You know most of those movies could have been done in a year or two in CG and the armor and shit could have been bought from Ren Fests and shit, and it maybe would have cost me $500,000 to make all three pictures IF I made it look really nice. Now I ask to be paid 300 million dollars for the films. Who's the crazy fuck?

    The prices to make movies are made high because they know they'll be making enough to cover the costs. Reduce your budget and tell me you can't still make a kickass film that don't require you to move an entire studio to fucking Norway.

    1. Re:He doesn't deserve it! by NerveGas · · Score: 1

      I have a vision too, and I don't need millions of fucking dollars to put it to work

      It's not that he has vision, it's that he's able to make his vision reality. That doesn't necessarily mean that he *ought* to get that much money, but it does mean that he *can*.

      Lots of people have vision. Few ever make that vision happen, and that's what seperates the haves from the have-nots.

      You know most of those movies could have been done in a year or two in CG

      If I'm not mistaken, it took a year or two of CG *on top* of the actual acting.

      Really, let's see you produce ten minutes of film of the quality that the LOtR films were. If you can't, then shut up, and quit whining. If you can, you'll have a very lucrative future ahead of you. Remember, it's not the vision, it's making it happen.

      steve

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  162. LoTR was Funded by Copyright Theft by team99parody · · Score: 1
    Note that Saul Zaentz, the guy whoowns the worldwide distribution rights to Lord of The Rings is himself a litigious bastard who sued John Fogerty for soundinig similar to himself. A nice summary is here
    Fantasy owner Saul Zaentz agreed on the condition that Fogerty sign over all the rights to CCR's music to him.

    Fogerty agreed, but the two already had a long history of conflict. After leaving the Fantasy label, Fogerty recorded his album Centerfield, which included the songs "The Old Man Down the Road" and "Zanz Can't Dance." Saul Zaentz immediately filed suit against Fogerty over these two songs. He claimed the first song was a copy of Fogerty's own previous hit "Run Through the Jungle" and filed a defamation suit based on the lyrics of the latter.

    Fogerty settled the defamation claim by changing the lyrics and title to Vanz Kant Danz, but fought the first claim and eventually won. Zaentz eventually had to pay Fogerty's attorney's fees. However, considering that Zaentz owns the worldwide distribution rights to Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy thereby earning him a percentage of the receipts from Peter Jackson's film versions, the case did not affect him much financially.
    Basically, Zaentz sued John Fogerty for sounding similar to himself; and stole (for many years as the case trickled up through the courts) John's right to make his own music.

    Lots more links on this sordid background here

    1. Re:LoTR was Funded by Copyright Theft by team99parody · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Another good summary of the Fogerty/Zaentz/lawsuit/LoTR background that gives Fogerty's own opinion can be found here: here
      Fogerty says he is now at peace and even enjoyed one of the recent "Lord of the Rings" films despite the fact that Zaentz owns the movie rights to the underlying J.R.R. Tolkien books.

      "Years and years ago, there was a really bad 'Lord of the Rings' (cartoon), and I remember thinking, 'Yeah, I paid for that!'

      "But the one thing that is way more precious than money in our world is time, and I probably have a lot more time than he does," Fogerty said of the 83-year-old Zaentz.
    2. Re:LoTR was Funded by Copyright Theft by whitearrow · · Score: 1

      Um, LotR was not "funded" by copyright theft, at least not by Zaentz. Zaentz bought the LotR rights long before the Fogerty litigation. Miramax paid Zaentz for the rights, then New Line paid Zaentz whatever points they were obligated to. Zaentz didn't fund the production at all -- he was paid for the rights he owned, not the other way around. Now if you want to argue that "Copyright Jerk Zaentz Profits from LotR," then, fine, but since he owned the rights, that was really the only way to make the films at all.

  163. NYT broke its own rules quoting the lawyer by toby · · Score: 4, Informative
    Slate.com rightly points out that the NYT broke its own code of conduct in quoting a partisan source (case lawyer) and allowing them to freely slander Jackson:
    In any situation when we cite anonymous sources, at least some readers may suspect that the newspaper is being used to convey tainted information or special pleading. If the impetus for anonymity has originated with the source, further reporting is essential to satisfy the reporter and the reader that the paper has sought the whole story. ...

    We do not grant anonymity to people who use it as cover for a personal or partisan attack. If pejorative opinions are worth reporting and cannot be specifically attributed, they may be paraphrased or described after thorough discussion between writer and editor. The vivid language of direct quotation confers an unfair advantage on a speaker or writer who hides behind the newspaper, and turns of phrase are valueless to a reader who cannot assess the source.

    Apart from that, isn't it too precious to hear a lawyer complaining about "piggishness".

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  164. Enough is enough! (or message to pirates) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Peter Jackson is an incredible filmmaker who did the impossible on 'Lord of the Rings,' ' this lawyer said.

    So, what they're actually saying is that:
    "Go, copy LotR films or download them from the internet, You boys already gave us enough money to rebuild Baghdad four times, so it's to be enough".

    Or am I geting something wrong?

    Robert

  165. Blame The Pirates by TheSloth2001ca · · Score: 1

    LOTR was a flop at the box office cause if movie pirates Like you and me. Now PJ will have to beg on the street for food. We should be ashamed of ourselves

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  167. Frodo Wins by writerjosh · · Score: 1

    The point is, Jackson should get whatever the deal had stipulated. It doesn't matter if it's gobs and gobs of money. If they had a deal, then New Line should pay up.

  168. Amazing Hypocrisy by localman · · Score: 2, Informative

    From the article:"Peter Jackson is an incredible filmmaker who did the impossible on 'Lord of the Rings,' " this lawyer said. "But there's a certain piggishness involved here. New Line already gave him enough money to rebuild Baghdad, but it's still not enough for him."

    Wow, that statement demonstrates astonishing hypocrisy. He's essentially arguing that as long as someone gets a lot of money, they aren't owed anything more, regardless of contract. As if the contract really said "20%, or as much as we feel is enough".

    Well, I am happy to apply this logic across the board. Newline got enough money in my opinion. So I feel it's a bit piggish for them to suggest anyone in the whole world should fork over more money to watch any of the films they've released.

    You heard it straight from the Newline lawyer: ignore the law and download at wi
    ll.

    Cheers.

  169. We value our relationship with talent by e_AltF4 · · Score: 1
    "We value our relationship with talent, and it is in our interest to maximize profits to our participants."
    ... and pigs can fly.
  170. Obligatory quote ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my precioussss money!!!!!!!!!

  171. Re:$200m!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You and I have a deal to market your "Nuclear Toaster". I give you 50% of my proceeds for the sale. I sell the rights to my brother "Bob" for a dollar, hand you 50c with my right hand, grab my balls with the left. "Deez Nutz" motherfucker.

    Is there anyone who thinks this is fair?

  172. My precious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My precious, they stole it from me.

  173. I especially love this fruitless quote... by Pleb'a.nz · · Score: 1

    "Peter Jackson is an incredible filmmaker who did the impossible on 'Lord of the Rings,' " this lawyer said. "But there's a certain piggishness involved here. New Line already gave him enough money to rebuild Baghdad, but it's still not enough for him." Meanwhile Newline (and it's subsidiaries) got enough money out of it to rebuild _EVERY_ third world country. Sphincter say what ?

    1. Re:I especially love this fruitless quote... by Pleb'a.nz · · Score: 1

      Who moved that Preview button ? I swear it was on the left.. or was it the right.. *holds up each hand infront of face in an L shape..* oh yes.... that's left.

      Bugger, I was meaning to preview that and add line breaks.

  174. The USA is getting ripped off too by dbIII · · Score: 1
    You can rip him off because he's rich already?
    Consider what this manipulatation of figures does to the taxable income to the film as well.

    Hollywood gets a huge amount of representation for not a lot of taxation - consider the weird US copyright laws which started from the wet dreams of Hollywood executives and are spreading worldwide.

  175. argh by danheskett · · Score: 1

    I am so sick and f'ing tired of cutesy headlines, references, etc in what should be dead-pan serious news articles.

    Just because it's about a movie doesn't make this any less serious, or worthy of a serious look.

    Argh. Enough. ENOUGH. To all the writers out there I say: you aren't cute. You aren't funny. It's not even witty. It's not worth the ink. Or the paper.

  176. Real problem is media conglomerates by GunFodder · · Score: 1

    As usual no one bothered to RTFA and immediately started taking swings at a variety of straw men. Obviously Peter Jackson's contract wasn't that bad; he got $200 million, which isn't exactly chump change. The problem is that New Line is one of these media conglomerates, and gave itself all kinds of sweetheart deals on licensing, merchandising, etc. This reduced the total reported profits because NL didn't get competitive prices for these deals. This is a growing problem with vertically integrated media conglomerates.

    I don't think Peter Jackson really needs the extra money. But this particular accounting trick does sound pretty slimy. If precedent is set then the media conglomerates might think twice before they screw less well known directors out of their fair share.

  177. Simple by X86Daddy · · Score: 1

    Peter Jackson will spend the money:
    On personal goods and or services, maybe real estate, etc.. something to enrich his life... maybe even charity.

    Studio will spend the money:
    Purchasing your rights from filthy filthy congress creaturesesss

    I spent some cash on seeing the movies... I know where I want it to go.

  178. Antitrust Suit v. Sauron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for monopolizing evil in middle earth

  179. Re:$200m!! by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

    His previous directing credits included The Frighteners, Heavenly Creatures and Bad Taste. And he gets a 3 film mega-budget movie to direct?

    Because he had the rights to make LOTR. If Newline wanted LOTR, they had to work with Jackson.

  180. Re:Ah, /. bias by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

    Doubt it. Because even as greedy a pig as the director might seem for making well into nine digits and still wanting more, the studios are EVEN GREEDIER PIGS for trying to keep the director's money for themselves.

    Exactly. This is what bugs me about people who bitch about how greedy baseball players are whenever a salary dispute comes up, completely ignoring the massive greed of the owners.

  181. Opening line.. by Nehle · · Score: 1

    The opening line definetily does not make me want to read the rest of the article. Since when is the Kingdom of Mordor an evil empire?

    Seems like someone confused the Lord of the Rings with Star Wars

  182. Not true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This is Slashdot. Such readers don't exist. Every single comment I've seen in this thread so far sides with Jackson, not the studio.


    Not true. It's just that they're all modded down to -1 Troll/Flamebait.
  183. Ob. Monty Python by pipingguy · · Score: 1


    It's only a model.

  184. J.R.R. Tolkien's estate by failedlogic · · Score: 1

    How much money has his estate (presumably, family and charity he might have willed his future revenues to?). Afterall, it doesn't matter what Peter Jackson did with the movie. Tolkien is the creative force of the "movie" without him: no movie, no toys, no DVD, no royalties for you Jackson and company!

  185. Obvious by TheLink · · Score: 1

    Net is zero. Or less than zero.

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  186. Democrats are the biggest shills for the MPAA by ccmay · · Score: 1
    Except to the Dubya regime and the neo-Con(artists) in control of Congress.

    What planet are you on, moron? The Democrats have always been the biggest water carriers for the entertainment industry, and have always received the lion's share of political donations from Hollywood fat cats (78% in 2002.)

    Psychiatrists call it 'projection' when you accuse others of the same faults you have. I call it typical leftist ignorance and hypocrisy.

    You stupid little children think George Bush is the black hole from whence all evil flows. I guess your tiny little minds can't wrap around the fact that a "progressive" politician could be as supine and venal a lackey for big business as any Republican.

    -ccm

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    1. Re:Democrats are the biggest shills for the MPAA by MrHops · · Score: 1
      What planet are you on, moron? The Democrats have always been the biggest water carriers for the entertainment industry, and have always received the lion's share of political donations from Hollywood fat cats (78% in 2002.)

      If you parse the parent, you would notice that he/she is decrying the lassez-faire attitude of the current administration vis-a-vis monopolists in general, rather than its explicit support of the various parts of the entertainment industry. (Possible reference to the whole Microsoft trial fiasco)

      (I think)

    2. Re:Democrats are the biggest shills for the MPAA by ccmay · · Score: 1
      If you parse the parent, you would notice that he/she is decrying the lassez-faire attitude of the current administration vis-a-vis monopolists in general, rather than its explicit support of the various parts of the entertainment industry.

      I have parsed the parent, and I do not see the slightest scrap of evidence to support your assertion. It is yet more flatulent rubbish from the ignorant Left.

      No wonder we fascist hyenas are kicking your asses all over the country. We are evil geniuses in sharp suits, and you are pathetic deluded simpletons in blond dreadlocks.

      -ccm

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  187. But what about the future by Loki73 · · Score: 1

    I think both Jackson and New Line are being greedy, yes NL is being greedier. But is what they did illegal, to me it doesnt sound like it would be illegal just very shady and definetly not moral but probably not illegal because laws arent always based on morals. Also since Jackson is such a great director and is very creative I think it would be great to see what he could do with more money, if he can keep creating great products then he should recieve more money.

  188. With all that munny.... by aminorex · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking he could afford to fix The Two Towers.

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  189. Re:$200m!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Piggy Jackson didn't own the rights, they were owned by The Saul Zaentz Company. New Line were the only ones willing to put up the money and let an untested director make the movies. Personally, the first movie was good, and the next 2 each sunk a little further. Return of the King had a nice scene I think he originally filmed for The Frighteners Part 2.

  190. Re:$200m!! by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    "You're suggesting that you don't really own your money; society does."

    Well, in a certain sense, this is true.

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  191. Re:When artists go bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a limit to the number of houses, cars, computers,... you, as a person/family, can use at any given time. And I would guess a few hundred million dollars should be able to buy you that easily.

    I would expect folks like Jackson to plow a significant portion of that back into creating new businesses (a.k.a. investing). Which ends up providing new jobs and a boost to local economies.

    Odds are, a very large portion of that amount will get spread around in this manner rather then just ending up in a bank vault.