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Epicrealm Uses Vague Patents to sue Web Sites

An anonymous reader writes "InfoSpinner/epicRealm holds two patents that basically describe every dynamic Web site in existence and is now using them to sue companies like eHarmony. This patent seems to describe a standard web/application server setup. This one describes 'dynamically generating a Web page in response to the request, the Web page including data dynamically retrieved from one or more data sources.' If enforced, these patents could shut down almost every dynamic site on the Internet, including the USPTO."

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  1. Ahhh Europe rules by Ckwop · · Score: 4, Funny

    If enforced, these patents could shut down almost every dynamic site on the Internet, including the USPTO

    Ahh the wonders of living in Europe. Let's just hope it lasts.

    Simon

    1. Re:Ahhh Europe rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      If your email address is any indication of where you live then be aware that the UK has a patent office that is eager to outdo their american counterparts in patenting the patently obvious.

    2. Re:Ahhh Europe rules by daniil · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I've news for you. In case you haven't noticed, Europe is not a single state. There are many countries in Europe, and different countries have different policies for software patents. For how long will this situation last, i do not know.

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    3. Re:Ahhh Europe rules by Lewisham · · Score: 1

      Except that software patents are being discussed at the European level. If a ruling is made at EU level, then that'll stick for every country in the EU. EU rulings on things like trade supercede those at an individual country level.

    4. Re:Ahhh Europe rules by stevejsmith · · Score: 1

      Except that EU != Europe. There are plenty of European countries who aren't a member of the EU. Switzerland? Norway? Russia? Iceland? Romania? Bulgaria? Moldova? Serbia? Ukraine? Turkey?

    5. Re:Ahhh Europe rules by Lewisham · · Score: 1

      OK, now we're fighting over semantics :)

      Fair point :)

    6. Re:Ahhh Europe rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I've news for you. In case you haven't noticed, Europe is not a single state. There are many countries in Europe, and different countries have different policies for software patents. For how long will this situation last, i do not know.

      To bad for Europeans that the EU and UN seem determined to force them all into one big happy family.

    7. Re:Ahhh Europe rules by EdelFactor19 · · Score: 1

      thats a pretty meaningless comment.. if you lived in canada, or mexico you could probably say the same thing. North America isn't one country, neither is Europe. the country state thing has nothing to do with this. And if you havent already realized it just because you live in europe doesn't neccesarily save you... IANAL but I'm pretty sure that if you had a business website, which conducted business in America and had an office of some sort on american soil they could indeed come after you.

      and if you still haven't figured it out the days of "the copyright / patent / trademark wasn't registered in my country so it doesnt mean jack to me " are coming to an end. But even if they weren't do you really think its smart to either admit your ignorance of the 'law' or your blatant disregard far it? I'm not saying that you do or dont do or I do or dont do certain actions.. What I'm saying is that its a heck of lot smarter not to wave a flag around saying look at me look at me I found the loophole/excetion etc.. because chances are if you do it long enuogh as people are doing now, gov'ts will get sick of it and the prevelance will become larger and they will have to take action and do something about it.

      it really wouldn't surprise me in the coming years if we started to see more global laws formed, and some sort of "geneva convention" for the internet if you will. granted it'd be vastly different but with the prevelance of cyberspace and the near total ambiguity behind the legal jurisdiction on it it seems like its about time for a little order.

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    8. Re:Ahhh Europe rules by Flamsmark · · Score: 1

      yes, but we don't have software patents. so websites are off scott free, no matter what else gets patented.

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    9. Re:Ahhh Europe rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, if it's made at the EU level then it sticks for the UK ONLY...everyone else just does what they like - it's only the UK government that actually enforces EU rulings.

    10. Re:Ahhh Europe rules by alpha_foobar · · Score: 1

      whatever. the UK is only a partial member of the EU...

    11. Re:Ahhh Europe rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>including the USPTO
      So the problem solves itself?

    12. Re:Ahhh Europe rules by ultranova · · Score: 2, Informative

      Neither Russia nor Turkey are European countries, neither geologically nor culturally.

      Both have holdings on European soil, but that is insufficient to make them European countries - after all, USA has military bases in Europe, but it most certainly is not an European country. The majority of both Turkey and Russia are in Asia and Middle-East, respectively.

      As for culture, Russia never made the transition to democracy the European countries managed, and is arguably sliding back to dictatorship after a very short period of weaker central power due to the collapse of Soviet government. Turkey is a muslim nation with a history of military coups and constant human rights abuses.

      I really wish that people would stop making the absurd claim that Russia was a part of Europe, and the even more absurd claim that Turkey was that too. They are not and have never been.

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    13. Re:Ahhh Europe rules by stevejsmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Your rationale for Russia is just ridiculous - Russia has most of its population in Europe. Maybe not land, but the people in western Russia are a far more important asset than the tundra in Siberia.

      As for history, the Russia monarchy has a long history of blood ties with Western European monarchies. Up until the late 1800s, Russia was just as European as any European country - sure, they might have fallen behind on democracy, but so has Belarus; would you consider that "not European"? Does the past century of non-democracy erase millennia of cultural ties? Ever hear of a little war called World War I, where Russia duked it out with the most European of Europeans? And what about Russia as the center of Slavic culture? Or the largest Eastern Orthodox church in the world?

      Why don't you ask a Pole or a Ukrainian how un-European Russia is.

      As for Turkey, your historical ignorance is also duly noted. If Turkey is good enough to be considered European by the EU, then shouldn't it be good enough for you? What about the Ottoman empire's hegemony over the Balkans for much of the last thousand years? Or Atatürk's aggressive westernization of the country? Or the distinctly western brand of secularism that Turkey, the Muslim world's largest democracy and most stable regime, practices? To say that simply because a country is Muslim therefore it is not European verges on bigotry. For much of its history, Spain was a Muslim country. Islam is Europe's fastest-growing religion, and it has a very important ties to the Balkans and the Iberian peninsula. Islam is the plurality religion of Bosnia & Herzegovina and was, pre-WWII, the largest religion in Albania and Macedonia.

      You seem to have a very skewed vision of Europe - there's more to it than just the Louvre and the Renaissance, you know!

  2. Quick! Someone get them to hire Darl McBride! by suitepotato · · Score: 3, Funny

    Then get him good and soused and get him to sign off on a lawsuit against the USPTO. Should be good for five years worth of Slashdot fun.

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    1. Re:Quick! Someone get them to hire Darl McBride! by tobiasly · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dear Epicrealm,

      It has recently come to my attention that you are using some vague and obscure patents in an attempt to blackmail legitimate, innovative businesses for large sums of undeserved money.

      Unfortunately for you, I hold a patent on this business model and take any infringement on my intellectual property very seriously. However, I will allow you to purchase a "make money by being a litigious weasel" license for $2M which will allow you to pursue your current course of action. Otherwise, you will be sued for patent-infringement patent infringement.

      Sincerely,
      Darl McBride

  3. yeah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    right on

  4. By hand by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 1

    Well, they could always do /. by hand... that would kinda fun actually

    1. Re:By hand by Knome_fan · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, I'm sure many slashdotters are quite familiar with doing certain things by hand and probably would agree that it can be kinda fun, but doing /. itself by hand, no, doesn't sound to great imho.

    2. Re:By hand by wimp_org · · Score: 1


      And this is the time to swith!

      With AJAX we do not need server generated pages anymore.

      Just generate dynamic XML data and let the client do all the work. :-)


      Wimp_org

    3. Re:By hand by godders · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Fucking "Ajax". IT'S A CLEANING PRODUCT!

      Nothing makes me angrier than some idiot jumping on the nearest bandwagon and suddenly deciding that their newest favorite toy is applicable to EEEEVERYTHING, Ignoring the fact that the web is supposed to be entire documents, not little tiny chunks of session-dependant XML, the bar to entry for displaying an 'Ajax' based page is much higher than that of a normal web page. And lightweight browsers are coming waaay back into fashion (who has a browser on their cellphone? does it handle javascript? how about non-standard extensions, such as xmlhttp?).

      It's a stupidly named buzzword, based on a function Microsoft implemented first (which is also stupidly named)

      AJAX, supposedly, stands for "Asyncrous Javascript And Xml". Well,

      a) It doesn't have to be asyncrous. There's a flag on the xmlhttp function to tell it whether to run syncrously or asyncrously. In many situations it's often better to run it syncrously, if the user has to wait for whatever-it-is-you're-doing, rather than just silently sending a request and suddenly popping up with a result unannounced.

      b) It doesn't have to be Javascript. You can implement it clientside in whatever scripting language your target browser supports. Not that that's a good idea. (and don't get me started on the name 'Javascript')

      c) It doesn't have to be XML. In fact XML is quite a heavyweight format for a lot of things. Yes you can compress it as part of the http connection, yes it's a very flexible format, but if you're dumping, say, coordinate data, xml is 1) very bulky and 2) harder to parse than something a bit simpler

      So the only part of that acronym that isn't bullshit, is the word "And".

      Idiots.

    4. Re:By hand by Xiaran · · Score: 1

      I agree with you to a great extend. It is of course like most new things about 80 to 90 persent bullshit to about 10 to 20 percent real world. Ive be doing R&D on client side user interfaces for the last year. The whole AJAX thing is about a bit more than I think you say... The old ActiveX XMLHttpRequest does actually give a bit of power to the client developer without locking into things like XUL and JSR 168... which I suspect are dead in the water now. Mainly because of thing like google maps etc... which Ive shown to non techincal people... automatically impressed.

      The one major thing is that IE has not changed in years. Were about to get IE 7... this is the thing to watch. If it breaks, say, googles stuff then whats gonna happen?

    5. Re:By hand by ceejayoz · · Score: 2, Informative

      Fucking "Ajax". IT'S A CLEANING PRODUCT!

      I think the Greeks had the cleaning product beaten by a couple thousand years.

    6. Re:By hand by wimp_org · · Score: 1


      Mhh. Maybe i should have said 'for instance AJAX'. Since I seemed to have offended you.

      I nearly meant that there are ways to create daynamic webpages without using server-generated HTML.
      Since AJAX had some publicity lately I though that people would more easily understand what I meant.

      But your carefully worked out reasoning is nice to read.
      You seem to be very productive when under stress. :-)

      Wimp_org.

    7. Re:By hand by godders · · Score: 1

      I've used the techniques myself. Before they were made 'famous' by Gmail (and Suggest, etc..), even. You can do some very cool stuff with it, However buildinga website navigation is not one of the things you should use it for, as a simple example, you'll break the back button if you use it for your nav..

      Although there is certainly an element of But-we've-been-doing-that-for-years elitism, I am utterly sick of people trying to apply exciting new functionality where it isn't required, or even sensible. (Like those people that insist on using XHTML now for no good reason [no, "because it's got an 'X' in it and Xs are cool" is not a good reason], even though they're serving it incorrectly to support IE and it's not being parsed as XHTML at all, rather as HTML-with-errors)

      XMLHTTP has been available for a long time, and before that people were using tricks with iframes and images/cookies to achieve the same results, but for a long long time Javascript was frowned upon (mainly due to the stupidity of so-called professional developers, and the asummption that everyone uses IE). The really big news about "ajax" and other such client side techniques, is javascript is no longer considered a Bad Thing.

      And for the record. IE7 won't change much. (even if it breaks Google's stuff, well, Google will fix it, you can bet on that) The real thing you have to worry about with IE7 is exactly what new stuff they put into it. Whatever makes it into the final version we're going to be stuck with for a LONG time (It's going to be, ooh, at least a couple of years before you can even consider stopping fully supporting IE6) so if the completely fail to put in the CSS enhancements the world is crying out for (for instance), we'll have to live with it for a good few years yet.

    8. Re:By hand by godders · · Score: 1

      You are aware that a 'dynamic' website is WAY more than just combining some text files together and spitting them at the client? If that's all you're doing, may I suggest pre-creating all the required combinations on the server.. as you can't do anything really interesting (like connect to a database directly) from the client anyway. See my other post for more reasons why that's a dumb thing to do..

    9. Re:By hand by HeroreV · · Score: 2, Insightful
      So the only part of that acronym that isn't bullshit, is the word "And".
      Why would an acronym have a letter representing the word "and" anyway? Shouldn't it be just "AJX"?
    10. Re:By hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      As an homage to Ajax, the greek god of soiled handbasins ..?

    11. Re:By hand by Mr_Dyqik · · Score: 1

      and Dutch football

    12. Re:By hand by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      The idea of AJAX is quite nice - it's very similar in concept to the Sun's NeWS. Unfortunately, HTTP is not a very good protocol for doing it - for small XML fragments the HTTP overhead is about the same amount as the data you are transmitting. A more interesting solution would be to use XMPP as the transport mechanism. There's a proof-of-concept thing that does this, but it's not really ready for mainstream usage yet.

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    13. Re:By hand by yfkar · · Score: 1

      Ajax suits Greek mythology better.

    14. Re:By hand by Xiaran · · Score: 1

      Exactly spot on about javascript no longer being a so called bad thing. And Im willing to admit that I was, once, one of those so-called professional developers that frowned upon it. Since learning javascript and using it quite extensivly Ive come to quite like the language and have even pondered using it as a stand alone scripting language(have yet to find anything particularly appropriate). Its a nice little language.

  5. Not the USPTO... by olympus_coder · · Score: 1

    IANAL, but if I understand patent law, part of what you get for the goverment enforcing your monolopy to practice a patent is that they can arbitrarily use it and ignore your complaints...

    In other words, the goverment can simply ignore them (and it will be legal too). Of course every other site on the planet is in trouble.

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    1. Re:Not the USPTO... by daremonai · · Score: 1
      IANAL either, but that's not quite right. Under U.S. law, the Federal government can make use of any patent without first negotiating a license. However, the government must still pay appropriate compensation. Disputes about what is "appropriate" go to the U.S. Court of Claims.

      Essentially, it amounts to the "intellectual property" analogy of eminent domain. And just think of the political flamewars you can start by pulling those two concepts together!

    2. Re:Not the USPTO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Of course every other site on the planet is in trouble.

      Err, no. Not every other site on the planet, just every other site IN THE US of A. Not every country on the planet sold out their government to big business.

      We do we always have to remind Americans that "US"!="World"

    3. Re:Not the USPTO... by olympus_coder · · Score: 1

      Correct. If forgot about the "appropriate" licence fee part. In any case, unlike any one else, the goverment MUST be given a licence or the patent gets revoked (if I remember the IP law lectures I've had right). The patent holder can legaly sit on a patent and not licence anyone else if they choose.

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    4. Re:Not the USPTO... by olympus_coder · · Score: 1

      Once again, IANAL.

      Well, you are correct unless they had a clue and filed in the patent offices in most major countries (and international treaty allows you to do so with an effective filing date) so this most likely applied to every country developed enough to have internet.

      So, in this case (assuming the patent holders were not stupid), US != World, but it might as well be because of the various IP treaties that all major players in the world have signed.

      Andrew

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    5. Re:Not the USPTO... by Sebby · · Score: 1
      "In other words, the goverment can simply ignore them (and it will be legal too). Of course every other site on the planet is in trouble"

      And I hope the US Gov/USPTO will enjoy the class-action lawsuit resulting from its action of granting a vague patent that destroys competition and innovation from those affected by said patents.

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    6. Re:Not the USPTO... by olympus_coder · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what you mean. If the patent office did what their charter said (which is check a patent application and then issue a patent) they are in no way liable for the results.

      On the other hand, it was Congress who used its power under the constitution to create the patent office. If the courts decide that they oversteped their power as granted by the constitution (probably not) then the laws that created the patent office will disappear as will all patents.

      As the constitution pretty much spells out that congress should create IP laws for the sake of fostering inovation and creativity, there is very little chance of an all out revoking of any part of IP law. The most that might happen is that the courts will begin to strike down parts of patent law and replace them with common law (law created by precidence in court).

      Of course, IANAL.

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    7. Re:Not the USPTO... by Sebby · · Score: 1
      "spells out that congress should create IP laws for the sake of fostering inovation and creativity"

      And there you have it. What software or business method exists that deserves a patent and also helps to "fosters inovation and creativity"?
      I bet you'll find none. That don't have prior art.

      Let's face facts - the PTO is just a pawn for big business to abuse the patent system to do the exact opposite of this charter - they outright kill and cripple innovation and competition; and the US/PTO lets them do that, and, of course, face no consequences when such abuse, which they've contributed to, occurs. It's up to others to clean up the mess they created.

      Lawsuits against the PTO/US gov will be the only solution.

      Once the "people" at the PTO realize that B.S. software and business method patents are becoming a liability for them, then they might finally wake the hell up and stop granting them.

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    8. Re:Not the USPTO... by sanx · · Score: 1
      US != World
      Err, 'scuse me. Micro$haft have got the patent on the NOT operator. Your post shows flagrant disregard of Micro$haft's IP and consequently a writ is being prepared and sent to your registered home address.

      Micro$haft will be seeking $1 billion in restorative damages, $3 gazillion in punitive damages and wish to obtain a judicial order forcing you to use Windows ME and IE4 for the remainder of your natural life.

      That'll learn ya.

    9. Re:Not the USPTO... by olympus_coder · · Score: 1

      Well, I agree in principle with what you are saying. There are alot of patents which are at a minimum inconvient. Unfortunatly, the USPTO has become a pawn (or a club really) for corperations to go around wacking others who want to compete. However, this doesn't make them liable for the result. They were directed by congress who has the power to pass such laws because of the constitution. Are you going to sue congress or your congress man?

      It is interesting that the ONLY article of the constitution that includes reasoning for the rules there-in is the part about IP. It states (I don't remember the exact quote) that in order to foster inovation and creativity congress shall...

      So the only real way the USPTO will ever change is either:

      1) you (and a hole lot of other people) vote based soley on a desire for patent/IP reform (and lets face it, most sheople are to easly frightened by "terrorist" or other red herrings to vote based on anything as non-scary as patent reform), or

      2) the courts decide some or all of the current IP law is unconstitutional, which is equally unlikely.

      In the end, patents DO foster inovation. It is a trade. You get a goverment enforced monopoloy on your patent for 17 years. In exchange you must put, in detail, the techonology into the public record for all to see. If you don't, your patent is instantly null and void.

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    10. Re:Not the USPTO... by johnny_sas · · Score: 1

      You forgot

      3) Government profits, all others lose.

    11. Re:Not the USPTO... by Sebby · · Score: 1
      ". Are you going to sue congress or your congress man?"

      You seem to forget that congressmen are pawns too. Since they're on big business' AND the tax payers' payroll, I think they can more than afford their lawyers.

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    12. Re:Not the USPTO... by henrygb · · Score: 1

      ISNOT ISNOT NOT

  6. Kill this patent now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it does not deserve to live. If the patent office itself has prior art, than the patent must die.

  7. Suing eHarmony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, there goes their chance of finding a lasting, loving relationship.

    1. Re:Suing eHarmony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm right here.

    2. Re:Suing eHarmony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this will get rid of eHarmony, I'm all for it.

    3. Re:Suing eHarmony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, that is where I met my wife.

      It really is a great place to look.

    4. Re:Suing eHarmony? by Stephen+Williams · · Score: 2, Funny

      They probably took the personality test, were told that they were beyond help, and decided to sue out of spite.

      -Stephen

    5. Re:Suing eHarmony? by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny
      Actually, that is where I met my wife.
      ... and so did a bunch of other guys - but they all ran away after finding out that "Francine" is really "Frank".

      ... or don't you remember - "The Internet, where men are men, women are men, and the little girls are FBI agents".

    6. Re:Suing eHarmony? by w98 · · Score: 1

      OFFTOPIC:

      I tried eHarmony too ... for $50/month I decided it was very expensive for such a service, and I found it frustrating that it took so long to get through their managed q&a before you could actually chat freely with the person. I went on two dates with someone from there and it wasn't the magical spark that they claimed it would be.

      So I quit, went to match.com for half the price, and used my IM handle as my name on the site. Within a few weeks, someone found me, contacted me via IM since she wasn't a paying member, and two years later we're still inseperable, and will be married about 5.5 weeks from now.

      Best part of it: she's a geek too and enjoys web design. Now if only I could get her into mmorpg's ...

    7. Re:Suing eHarmony? by Monkelectric · · Score: 1
      Couldn't have happened to a better bunch of assholes :) Software patents are wrong, but my heart still smiles to see eharmony taken down a notch.

      For those of you who don't know, eHarmony is a sort of a "stealth" christian dating service. It is really a christian dating site, which dropped the moniker "christian" to appeal to a wider audience. If you say you are an atheist, the site will politely refuse to match you with anyone. The pseudo-science of the matching people based on "the 29 dimensions of personality" (bullshit) and the 400$/year subscription fee, really is distasteful in my opinion.

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    8. Re:Suing eHarmony? by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Not that I want to try that site, but I'm curious- do they actually refuse to match atheists, or do they just put a high priority on matching a religion question (since many people who aren't religious and haven't gone to church in years will still write down Christian)?

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    9. Re:Suing eHarmony? by studerby · · Score: 1
      Salon did a relatively skeptical interview with the founder of eHarmony, wherein it was claimed that the "no atheists" thing was an untrue "net legend".

      I have no idea either way, but I've certainly seen a lot of total BS eagerly repeated as truth.

      On the other hand, the site gets most of its business from the "committed Christian" community and initially focused its marketing there, so the rumor has a smidge of plausibility to it.

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    10. Re:Suing eHarmony? by Facekhan · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Is that why they refused to match me? I thought it was because I was weird. It actually happened I will post the text I got after completing the test.

      eHarmony is based upon a complex matching system developed through extensive testing of married individuals. One of the requirements for it to work successfully is for participants to fall into our rigorously defined profiles. If we aren't able to match a user well using these profiles, the most considerate approach is to inform them early in the process.

      We are so convinced of the importance of creating compatible matches to help people establish and enjoy happy, lasting relationships that we choose not to provide service rather than risk an uncertain match.

      Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching system is not suitable for about 20% of potential users, so 1 in 5 people simply would not benefit from our service. We hope that you understand that we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time.

      You can still receive your free personality profile by clicking here.
    11. Re:Suing eHarmony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mis-read your last sentence as "Now if only I could get her into bed..." heh

    12. Re:Suing eHarmony? by Hussman32 · · Score: 1

      Not true, it was originally started under a Christian premise, but the founder chose to go separate ways from his original Christian group and accomodate secular and non-Christian matches. That's one of the strengths of the site, I've not had a religious conflict yet. They still can't nail chemistry though.

      However, they refuse to do same-sex matching under the argument that there 'isn't enough information' for their models to be effective for a match.

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    13. Re:Suing eHarmony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My former flatmate worked for eHarmony for six months.

      They're based here in Pasadena, CA, not too far from where I am now.

      Here's what I can tell you about their matching system...
      (This info is direct from their employee training material, which he kept):

      - Christians are only to be matched with Christians, regardless if match percentage with another religion is higher.

      - Atheists or agnostics are generally informed that they "have no matches"

      - Sexual preferences other than "straight" are told that they have no matches.

      eHarmony is a fundamentalist christian-run company. A fair portion of the staff is made up of members of the WorldWide Church of God (an apocalyptic cult, which has often voiced views of intolerance towards atheists, muslims, jews and homosexuals) which I attended with my parents as a child.

      If you're anything but a fundamentalist christian, I can't in good conscience recommend eHarmony.com to you.

      Oh, yeah, and another thing about them;

      One of the questions during the interview is:

      "What is your position on same-sex matching?"

      Answering anything other than "I am against it" will not get you hired. There is currently a class-action lawsuit in progress by two people I know, who were posed this question in the interview. One responded that they had no problem with it. She was dismissed immediately. The second one said "I have no position on it." and was hired. He was fired within two weeks for pairing two eHarmony customers of the same sex.

      Oh, and their matching system isn't really done by computer; It's done by the customer service reps that sit there and sort through the applications, and select from a list of existing customers to match new customers with.

    14. Re:Suing eHarmony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAL

      'I am a male lawyer seeking legal AcTiOn with a'

      ?Female lawyer
      ?Male lawyer
      ?Sexy Goat

      I held down my SHIFT key too long and Windows said.. . 'You're a retard. . We can help you with that!'

    15. Re:Suing eHarmony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good. They said I was in the 12% of the population that couldn't be matched and they keep on sending me email asking me to subscribe.

    16. Re:Suing eHarmony? by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      Yes they do - i have demonstrated this to multiple people.

      Go fill out an free profile and fill in that you're christian [of any type] - watch the results flood in.

      Now go back and edit that profile and choose to be any non-christian religion.

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    17. Re:Suing eHarmony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess...the two customers were straight and raised hell about it. Gee what a surprise.

    18. Re:Suing eHarmony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're a fucking retard

    19. Re:Suing eHarmony? by Keith+Russell · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Tolerate the day pass to read this article at Salon:

      "Finally, after increasingly aggressive phone calls to the site's outside publicity firm, here we were, talking at last. It was hard to believe that we would have many of [eHarmony.com founder Neil Clark] Warren's 29 dimensions of compatibility to work with. I am a pagan, single 30-year-old feminist with strong suspicions about the ever-creeping tentacles of the religious right. Warren is a married psychologist grandpa with a divinity degree, a Californian by way of rural Iowa; he has three daughters, nine grandchildren and strong suspicions about the liberal press. But we wound up talking for two hours straight."

      If you don't feel like wading through the entire thing, skip ahead to page 3. There, the whole "refusing atheists" urban myth is explained:

      "It's not that eHarmony was 'restricted' in the country club sense of the word. But it was definitely self-selected."
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    20. Re:Suing eHarmony? by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      yes, and microsoft says it's not a monopoly

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    21. Re:Suing eHarmony? by GryMor · · Score: 1

      I'm not giving them money yet, but I ticked atheist and it is finding matches for me.

      Perhaps it has something to do with your location? I'm in Seattle, and atheists aren't exactly uncommon here abouts.

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    22. Re:Suing eHarmony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nerf wives!

    23. Re:Suing eHarmony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The no matches for atheists claims are bullshit. I tried it, am an atheist, and it provided me matches just fine. No eternal, ever-lasting love though.

    24. Re:Suing eHarmony? by geniusj · · Score: 1

      My girlfriend is way into WoW. I wish the opposite of what you're wishing ;)

    25. Re:Suing eHarmony? by dunng808 · · Score: 1

      What kind of shoes are mmorpgs?

      All kidding aside, congrats on finding someone.

      This remains an area where the 'net has failed to meet its potential. It is easier to find help in setting up Samba than finding a dance partner. Is the net a place to meet, or a place to hide?

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    26. Re:Suing eHarmony? by dunng808 · · Score: 1

      You should be proud to be in the less than one in five crowd. Actually, for me it's more like one in a million, but that still leaves me thousands of potential partners. The problem is finding them, the needle in a haystack problem. So what the world needs is a match-making service for geeks. Maybe /. would consider it?

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    27. Re:Suing eHarmony? by bnenning · · Score: 1

      So what the world needs is a match-making service for geeks. Maybe /. would consider it?

      Minor problem with supply and demand...

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    28. Re:Suing eHarmony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those nazis at eharmony said I would not
      be happy with any relationship. Now every
      time I see their tv ads I want to crush
      their founders head with a cement block.
          I retook the test to see if I could defeat
      their wacko detection. Answer a few questions
      different and I was in. Oh be sure to tell them
      you have a great relationship with your family.

    29. Re:Suing eHarmony? by SlimFastForYou · · Score: 1

      I got that message and a friend of mine got that message as well.

      I noticed that in the EULA the service is only to be used by people 21 or over. It didn't specifically say I or my friend was too young (I'm 20). Just seems kind of weird that eharmony is 0/3 with a 4 in 5 chance.

    30. Re:Suing eHarmony? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1
      I thought it was because I was weird.
      You can still receive your free personality profile by clicking here.


      Well? What did the profile say? My last one came up "Weirdo".
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    31. Re:Suing eHarmony? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      It is easier to find help in setting up Samba than finding a dance partner

      That was close - Missed a Samba joke there by a whisker...

    32. Re:Suing eHarmony? by Knetzar · · Score: 1

      Mine said Spawn of Satan...

    33. Re:Suing eHarmony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go fill out an free profile and fill in that you're christian [of any type] - watch the results flood in.

      Now go back and edit that profile and choose to be any non-christian religion.


      That will happen on any matchmaking service in the US. I'd say fully 9 out of 10 women on match.com specify a Christian denomination as their religion. That probably reflects the population as a whole.

    34. Re:Suing eHarmony? by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      Wrong - You have several problems with your statement

      First you're numerically incorrect:
      24% of the entire US population is non-christian
      17% of the entire US population is atheist/agnostic

      Second:
      You assume they specify that they are not compatable with individuals of other religions - most would say they are.

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    35. Re:Suing eHarmony? by goneutt · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, so according to eHarmony 20% of the population are geeks.

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    36. Re:Suing eHarmony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, I got the same thing from them...of course, three months later I figured out I was transsexual.

      Funnily enough, it matches me just fine now. ;)

    37. Re:Suing eHarmony? by KylePflug · · Score: 1

      Seeing that eHarmony does most of its advertising on christian radio and the like, it's not entirely impossible that there are simply no non-Christians signed up who match your interests.

    38. Re:Suing eHarmony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried eHarmony too ... for $50/month

      There's a Christian born every minute, I guess.

    39. Re:Suing eHarmony? by Dracolytch · · Score: 1

      Another way to think of that:

      Only 20% of our population is individual enough that it can't be autosorted into a bucket filled with other individuals that have no particular outstanding distinctiveness.

      Creepy, but it explains a lot.

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  8. Paying for use of other patents... by djfray · · Score: 1

    It seems to me they site a number of other patents in their patent(s)......of whcih I am assuming they have not paid for. This would render their patent meaningless. Also, have they paid for the rights to reference OLE, and such? I doubt it.

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    1. Re:Paying for use of other patents... by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 1

      You mean "cite"...

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    2. Re:Paying for use of other patents... by djfray · · Score: 1

      yes, that is what I meant

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    3. Re:Paying for use of other patents... by cnettel · · Score: 1

      It doesn't work that way. It's totally common to reference other patents in a new one. Then, especially in the claims, you describe what you're doing is even better, and (probably) different.

    4. Re:Paying for use of other patents... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mind your English, boy. A "site" is a location where something exists, a "sight" is somethin that is seen, and to "cite" is to quote as an authority or example. Homophones, yes, but that is no excuse for not checking a dictionary.

    5. Re:Paying for use of other patents... by IHateSlashDot · · Score: 3, Informative
      Those patents just represent known "prior art". They are essentiallly patents that are related to the described invention. There is abosolutely no implication that the current patent uses the technologies described in the "prior art".

      In fact, it just the opposite. Any claims that would already be covered would not be allowed in the current patent. So they do not need to pay anything for the other patents referenced since their invention has been found to be different from all of those.

      Of course, they do not need to pay anything to reference OLE.

    6. Re:Paying for use of other patents... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      They're prior art references; they don't do anything to the linked patent whatsoever. You don't have to pay to cite them, and they don't effect the claims.

    7. Re:Paying for use of other patents... by djfray · · Score: 1

      well, I must have been under the wrong impression then. I was talking to a coworker who has gone through the patent process before(well, to pre-patent) and he told me that if your invention uses other patented things, you must pay to be able to include them in your patent. It would seem I have been misinformed.

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    8. Re:Paying for use of other patents... by djfray · · Score: 1

      I know that it is common. In fact, there are few new patents in which other patents aren't referenced. I was under the wrong impression(see lower comments).

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    9. Re:Paying for use of other patents... by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      You don't have to pay to cite them, and they don't effect the claims.

      But they do. They do. If you don't cite some prior art (with the aim of demonstrating how your invention differs from and extends upon previous inventions) the patent office might just reject your application for incompleteness. Hence, to give your application some effect, you must cite.

      On the other hand, one cannot simply patent an already existing invention. If the claims are not sufficiently distinct from what exists in the prior art, the patent may be rejected. The existence of prior art thus negatively affects what can be patented..

    10. Re:Paying for use of other patents... by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Just including them in your patent is free. If you patent a table leg, I can patent a table that uses four of your table legs and a tabletop.

      Now, If I were to actually build a table, I would have to obtain from you the right to use table legs. Having patented the table, your lawyer would have pretty good grounds to convince a court that I used at least one table leg during the development of the invention, and therefore should have licensed the table leg from you. This is where the "pay" part comes from ;)

      The same goes for any of my customers: if someone licenses the table patent from me, they would also have to license the table leg patent from you before they could build one.

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    11. Re:Paying for use of other patents... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're just homophonic!!

    12. Re:Paying for use of other patents... by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Now, If I were to actually build a table, I would have to obtain from you the right to use table legs. Having patented the table, your lawyer would have pretty good grounds to convince a court that I used at least one table leg during the development of the invention, and therefore should have licensed the table leg from you. This is where the "pay" part comes from ;)
      aren't their exceptions for R&D in patent law?

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    13. Re:Paying for use of other patents... by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      aren't their exceptions for R&D in patent law?

      Only after you've thrown lawyers at the problem, which is the problem with just about every "exception" in the law.

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  9. Time change. by daviq · · Score: 0

    It's being enforced because the VCR running it couldn't adapt to the new time change.

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  10. prior art by mulcher · · Score: 2, Informative

    Umm Amazon existed in 1998.

    1. Re:prior art by mulcher · · Score: 1

      and so did slashdot. hmmm.. hope slash used a database backend back then.

    2. Re:prior art by jZnat · · Score: 1

      And CNet in 1995.

      There are thousands of wide-known examples of prior art in this inane patent.

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    3. Re:prior art by MigLar2000 · · Score: 1

      I really hope that Amazon.com never gets cited as prior art for anything. Under any circumstances.

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    4. Re:prior art by jZnat · · Score: 1

      Well, they were the first to trademark the name "Amazon" in reference to something digital, that's something, isn't it?

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    5. Re:prior art by surprise_audit · · Score: 2, Informative

      AltaVista: Delivers Internet's first Web index (1995). Search results page generated dynamically, based on input from the user.

    6. Re:prior art by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Informative
      The patent is a continuation in part from Apr 23 1996. The prior art neest to be before Apr 22 1995.

      I know of plenty of prior art from that period. Like several hundred items.

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    7. Re:prior art by I8TheWorm · · Score: 2, Informative

      Inventors: Lowery; Keith (Richardson, TX); Levine; Andrew B. (Plano, TX); Howell; Ronald L. (Rowlett, TX)
      Assignee: InfoSpinner, Inc. (Richardson, TX)
      Appl. No.: 636477
      Filed: April 23, 1996

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    8. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, the WWW was even invented until 1996, well that is the stable version of the WWW by Tim Berners-Lee. They internet did exist before that, but not a website. Therefore the project by CERN must've been a protocol engine, or a application/operation running in a protocol. Otherwise, I'd have to say that that patent is a little TOO broad to be even counted.

    9. Re:prior art by humankind · · Score: 1

      Excite had their system around before Alta-Vista. It was publicly released in 1995. I'm sure they can show prior art probably back as far as 1993.

    10. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you nuts? The first website went online at CERN in 1991, and the W3C was founded in 1994. NCSA Mosaic 1.0 was released in 1993, and Netscape 1.0 in 1994. Get your facts correct before you correct others.

    11. Re:prior art by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      The prior art neest to be before Apr 22 1995.

      amazon.com: Creation Date: 01-nov-1994

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    12. Re:prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes, when a patent lawyer is too pushy about a patent that won't stand a chance in court, the patent officer will just approve it and move on.

    13. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then I guess that thing that Mosaic was showing me in 1993 was an illusion?

    14. Re:prior art by Temsi · · Score: 2, Informative

      OK, that's pretty simple.

      IMDB

      According to the imdb history their system was created in 1990 and the website was launched in 1993.
      So it looks like IMDB was getting hundreds of hits a day, 3 years before these numbnuts filed their bogus patent application.

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    15. Re:prior art by bbc · · Score: 1

      "Umm Amazon existed in 1998."

      So?

    16. Re:prior art by back_pages · · Score: 1
      Umm Amazon existed in 1998.

      You'd have to actually LOOK at the patent to realize it was filed in 1996.

      Slashdot: Fox News of the Patent System.

    17. Re:prior art by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      amazon.com: Creation Date: 01-nov-1994

      Nah

      CERN Online Phone Directory 1991
      CERN VMS Help Mechanism 1991
      CERN Web Interactive Talk 1993
      CERN Email interface for VMS 1993
      CERN CVS Interface 1993
      MIT Open Meeting 1994

      Etc. Ad nauseam.

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  11. I just found that ironic. by jZnat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, I think it's a good thing to happen because of the massive irony it introduces. Now, the US Government itself can be sued due to a vague and shitty patent! If this doesn't introduce any sort of patent reform, then someone will need to patent "the act of patenting something".

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    1. Re:I just found that ironic. by Frymaster · · Score: 5, Funny
      ow, the US Government itself can be sued due to a vague and shitty patent!

      you just gave me an awesome idea!

      i'm going to rush out and apply for a patent for a system "of social control wherebey a body of individuals holding a monopoly on the sole legitimate use of force (hereafter refered to as "the state") authorizes another group of non-technical people (hereafter called "the patent office") to allocate the legitimate use, distribution or communication of highly technical ideas, conepts, plans, schematics and other 'know how'".

      once i get that baby rubber stamped, i can just sue them out of existence!

    2. Re:I just found that ironic. by jZnat · · Score: 1

      Not only would you get to sue the USPTO, but you'd also be able to sue the FCC and the people involved in the DMCA. Hell, that's a great idea!

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    3. Re:I just found that ironic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let us know when you get the paypal site up and running applying for a patent can be expensive, But, we should be able to raise a little money to help you.

    4. Re:I just found that ironic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the federal gov't can only be sued if it wants to be sued.... cause if anyone could sue the feds.. life would be very interesting

    5. Re:I just found that ironic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha! that's nothing--tomorrow I'm going to trademark TM, SM, and (R)!

  12. It will only get worse by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If enforced, these patents could shut down almost every dynamic site on the Internet, including the USPTO

    Perhaps that would facilitate some change. It seems that, throughout history, things only got better after they got much worse. Gas prices will probably continue soaring until we have a Boston Gas Party (which will probably be a lot more fun than the Boston Tea Party - at least in the south). The combination of asinine software patents and litigious bastards will most likely continue on too, at least until things get so bad that some as insane as suing the USPTO actually does happen - or until we have our own little patent reform party =)

    1. Re:It will only get worse by alvinrod · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I absolutely agree. Eventually the weight of legal cases that are self-evident bullshit will break the camel's back. Until that time, however, coorperations won't even be able to cross the street without having someone sue them.

      If the big companies in favor of software patents are at all interested in keeping those patents I suggest that they help the system out by getting rid of vague patents that can apply to almost anything, much like the case here.

      Judges should also start fining corperations that bring frivilous suits against other companies based on such patents. Offending companies will pay a fine of at least $100,000 as well as paying for the legal fees associated with the case. Money collected will go to education for the poor. Lawyers dumb enough to file said suit will be barred from practicing law in the United States for a period of time no less than 2 years and possibly deported to the sun.

      Foreign countries (like China) should blatantly ignore other patents of asshat corperations that practice patent litigation for profit effectively eliminating an oversees business for that company. If they complain, a letter comprised of the 372 ways in which that person/company is a complete asshat/fuckwad/douche/other derogatory name will be sent back to them at their own expense.

      In times like these it is society's responsibility to discourage this type of moronic behavior be any means necessary. Maybe once the world has gotten it drilled into the thick skulls of these moronic bufoons that such behavior is frowned upon, we can go back to business as normal. Until such a time, soulless goons like these will continue to take advantage of the system at the expense of everyone else.

    2. Re:It will only get worse by skarphace · · Score: 1

      Then we may as well thank epicRealm for their outstanding public service.

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    3. Re:It will only get worse by Chmarr · · Score: 1

      Ah yes... the old "The best way to get rid of a bad law is to enforce it." gambit.

      The problem is: it takes too long, and too many people get hurt along the way. I think it's time for a civil revolt NOW... oh, wait...

    4. Re:It will only get worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with enforcing bad laws is that no one follows the laws, and then this degrades the value of law itself.
      The way to override persistently bad legislation is to revolt and just REFUSE to follow wrong laws.
      So, yes, lets set fire to the USPTO, count me in!

    5. Re:It will only get worse by Taevin · · Score: 1

      "and possibly deported to the sun"

      Would that be "Method for forced removal of practicing lawyers imposing large burdens of time and cost on the Courts of the United States (Herein, "GREEDY ASSHATS") due to repeated litigous action upon frivilous lawsuits founded upon baseless claims of US Patent Law violations of irrelevent software patents (Herein, "ASSHATERY"). Said GREEDY ASSHATS shall be removed from the self sustaining planetary ecosystem supporting various forms of life (including, but not limited to, the species Homo Sapien) (Herein, "EARTH") in a timely fashion as retribution pursuant to conviction of afformentioned ASSHATERY. Said forced removal of said GREEDY ASSHATS shall be conducted in a manner consisting of a journey aboard an enclosed capsule atop a large metallic cylinder which performs locomotion by means of a system that expels explosive propellents at high velocity (Herein, "ROCKET"). Said ROCKET shall depart from afformentioned planetary object EARTH with said GREEDY ASSHATS aboard at a time no later than seven(7) days from conviction of ASSHATERY. The final destination of said ROCKET shall be the self sustaining, gravity contained, nuclear fusion reaction location (Herein, "SUN"). Upon confirmed entry of said ROCKET carrying said GREEDY ASSHATS convicted of ASSHATERY into the SUN, all businesses shall cease operation for a holiday period of one(1) day and there shall be much rejoicing."?

    6. Re:It will only get worse by Bayleaf · · Score: 3, Funny

      Unfortunately there is no country in the world who could build a rocket (unless they allowed something like an Orion) big enough to carry all the lawyers.

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    7. Re:It will only get worse by wildsurf · · Score: 1

      ...until we have a Boston Gas Party (which will probably be a lot more fun than the Boston Tea Party...).

      Well, naturally. It would be a gas.

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    8. Re:It will only get worse by HardCase · · Score: 1

      Or at least a big blowout.

    9. Re:It will only get worse by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, gas prices will continue to soar. We are at, or have already passed, peak oil production. The remaining oil reserviors will be more expensive to extract, demand will keep rising as production plumets.

      You can have as big a party as you want, it won't solve the problem. About patents?... Dunno... Seems to me those with capital are getting more and more political power as regular people keep watching Idol.

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    10. Re:It will only get worse by robertjw · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately there is no country in the world who could build a rocket (unless they allowed something like an Orion) big enough to carry all the lawyers.

      What if they dehydrate them first?

    11. Re:It will only get worse by mjtg · · Score: 1
      Gas prices will probably continue soaring until we have a Boston Gas Party

      A Boston Gas Party wouldn't achieve much. The Boston Tea Party was a protest against taxes. Taxes are within the control of governments. However, the high price of gas comes about mainly as a result of market forces (increased demand and decreased supply). A Boston Gas Party would have no beneficial effect on gas prices; if anything, the uncertainty caused in the market by such an action would probably only force prices up. Not to mention the environmental disaster of pouring gas into the harbor.

      The best way to make governments lower gas prices is by getting them to stop going to war against countries that produce the stuff.

    12. Re:It will only get worse by zxsqkty · · Score: 1

      It's ok, we can strap them around the outside.

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    13. Re:It will only get worse by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      We are at, or have already passed, peak oil production.

      Prove it. That's a subjective point that's been predicted since the early 1990's. You don't know if we've hit Hubbert's peak or not.

      Truth is we're in for a moderate price climb, but it'll result in a pardigm shift. People will migrate to alternative fuels, and they will become more attractive as pump prices rise.

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    14. Re:It will only get worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We are at, or have already passed, peak oil production."

      No, I think that happened in the 70s, shortly before Big Brother took over the world in 1984, followed by World War 3, which destroyed most of the world's major cities, and then the massive earthquake in 1994 that destroyed most of the rest of civilizations.

      Man, I'm glad that every lunatic and fearmonger that predicts the end of the world isn't right.

    15. Re:It will only get worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, I'm glad that every lunatic and fearmonger that predicts the end of the world isn't right.

      Nice. We fearmongers will be chuckling at your rant in 10 years when your 15 MPG SUV doesn't move from your driveway anymore, due to $10+/gal gas prices.

      You can yell and scream and pretend it's not happening, but it is. Some very conservative and level-headed people (read: bank CEOs) have come out and said so publically. Maybe not as bad as some of the serious conspiracy theorists have it, but pretty bad.

    16. Re:It will only get worse by HangingChad · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The remaining oil reserviors will be more expensive to extract, demand will keep rising as production plumets.

      You are probably right but consider an historical example. In 1850 most homes were lit by whale oil lamps. As the supply of whales dwindled and the price of oil shot up it was only a matter of a few years before alternatives became more economical. Within a few years most homes had switched to smokeless kerosene and the market for whale oil tanked. The economic hammer fell on the whaling industry.

      Oil is a little different but already gas prices are motivating a change in consumer car choices (try to buy a hybrid right now) and the auto industry is retooling as fast as they can shift production. That trend will accelerate as gas prices rise and we'll use less, the supplies will increase and the prices will sink again. Although this time the Chinese will likely soak up any extra capacity, so we may see permanently higher gas prices. SUV's didn't make a comeback until gas hit .90 cents a gallon a few years ago.

      What should be a bigger concern is our dependence on foreign oil. But if you think that's going to be a priority for an oil family that's good buddies with the Saudi royal family, then you're kidding yourself. Imagine where we could be in alternate energy sources if we'd made that a national priority in the wake of 9-11.

      With patents I think we're going to have to reach the wretched extreme before anything changes. Actually, I think we're already there. It doesn't get much more wretched than Epicrealm.

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    17. Re:It will only get worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gas prices will probably continue soaring until we have a Boston Gas Party

      Have you ever considered that past gas prices were artifically low and is now only comming in line with what it should be?

    18. Re:It will only get worse by James_Aguilar · · Score: 1

      No.

    19. Re:It will only get worse by pyro_peter_911 · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately there is no country in the world who could build a rocket (unless they allowed something like an Orion) big enough to carry all the lawyers.

      You just have to crush the lawyers first, then use a centrifuge to separate out the bulk of the water from the lawyer mash. The dehydrated lawyer mash would then have a mass of about 10% of the original supply of lawyers. Next, this dehydrated lawyer mash could be compressed to make it compact enough to fit into a reasonable launch vehicle which could then be shot into the sun.

      Peter

    20. Re:It will only get worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until that time, however, coorperations won't even be able to cross the street without having someone sue them.

      Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
      A: To file a law suit.

    21. Re:It will only get worse by corneliusagain · · Score: 1

      I'm amazed this got moderated as a +5 when it's just blatant repeating of total myth. Upping production merely requires building more infrastructure at this point. http://commonsblog.org/archives/000076.php

    22. Re:It will only get worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What typical liberal nonsense. There is no shortage of oil, there are only greedy oil producers (OPEC). Since the 1970's, when the liberals allowed the US to abandon the Shah of Iran, OPEC and it's America-hating members has controlled oil pricing to the detriment of the West. They have the oil, they are just unwilling to sell it to the West for a fair price ($25/barrel).

      I'm surprised you didn't raise the other left-wing crying point - that China and India will cause increased demand, therefore higher prices. This too is nonsense. China is an authoritarian government, and will not allow their citizens to generate much demand. India is too poor and too underdeveloped to generate much demand either. China's recent bid for Unocal was not done out of a need for supply, rather it was done out of a desire to deny the West oil, thus causing us economic problems.

      All of these facts are obvious to even the most casual observer, but I guess it's not surprising that the America-hating left can't see them - they don't want to.

  13. Misleading title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where is the link to evidence that Epicrealm is *actually* sueing companies? *sigh*, typical bloody Slashdot scaremongering....

    1. Re:Misleading title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds true...just google for "InfoSpinner patent"...I got tons of results dating back a couple years ago about discussions over their patent. It doesnt mean that they are going to sue, but they did file a patent.

  14. Nothing to see here, move along by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 4, Funny

    Slashdot, being completely free of any and all dynamic individuals, will be completely immune to anything Epicrealm can throw at it.

    1. Re:Nothing to see here, move along by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HHAHAHAHA OMG U R TEH FUNNY ROFFLECOPTER

      Your nerd jokes tell the world everything they could possibly care to know about you.

  15. Conflict of interest for the USPTO?? by figlet · · Score: 1
    Would this be a possible conflict of interest for the USPTO? Does it have process/regulations to deal with a COI??

    Ha! Gotcha! I don't really care. ;-)

  16. Ah, geez... by ivanjs · · Score: 1

    Can this be for real? Every dynamic site on the net could be affected? Hmmm... Wonder how long it would take to sue everyone? So much for the Random Alien Fashion Show

  17. RTFP (Read The Fine Patent) by jevvim · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This isn't a patent on dynamic page generation, but about a dynamic server farm where a primary "web server" distributes dynamic page generate requests to one or more "page servers", and where each page server can maintain a cached version of the output of the dynamic page request.

    As such, I'm not as concerned about "woe unto all dynamic web sites," but if I managed one that offloads and caches page generation work (i.e., Slashdot, LiveJournal, and probably a lot more) I'd probably be calling my lawyer this morning.

    1. Re:RTFP (Read The Fine Patent) by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      This could actually be a boon for manufacturers of big iron. If one big machine does all the work, there's no need for "offloading."

    2. Re:RTFP (Read The Fine Patent) by bricriu · · Score: 1

      Many, many sites do this. Apache backed by load-balanced Tomcats is a great way to scale. This has the potential to kill midsized sites that need more than a standalone server but can't afford Big Iron.

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    3. Re:RTFP (Read The Fine Patent) by ars · · Score: 1

      Prior art.

      I was doing this in 1997. The patent is dated 1999. The product is called Eprise, but I havn't worked for them since 1997, so I have no idea what the product does now, or if it even exists.

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    4. Re:RTFP (Read The Fine Patent) by nvrrobx · · Score: 1

      As much as I hate to say this, this sounds strangely like what InfoSpace's custom-made server farm and web server software does.

      And it was doing that before the file date on this patent.

      I just searched the USPTO database and, unfortunately, they never filed a similiar patent. Oops.

      Anyhow, more proof that the patent system is flawed.

    5. Re:RTFP (Read The Fine Patent) by SlashEdsDoYourJobs · · Score: 1

      This isn't a patent on dynamic page generation, but about a dynamic server farm where a primary "web server" distributes dynamic page generate requests to one or more "page servers", and where each page server can maintain a cached version of the output of the dynamic page request.

      So it's basically dynamic page generation + Squid then? IIRC, this is exactly what Slashdot has been doing for years. You just have to understand that "page server" is their term for "caching proxy", and that it's been part of the HTTP specification since the mid-to-late 90s.

    6. Re:RTFP (Read The Fine Patent) by jevvim · · Score: 3, Informative
      I was doing this in 1997. The patent is dated 1999.

      And the patent application was filed on April 23, 1996. "Prior art" must predate the filing date (04/23/1996), not the date the patent was granted (04/13/1999).

    7. Re:RTFP (Read The Fine Patent) by glwtta · · Score: 1
      You just have to understand that "page server" is their term for "caching proxy"

      I think they mean it the other way around: the "page server" is what generates the dynamic content, while they front-end server continues to serve the static requests and initiate the dynamic ones.

      This is the standard way of setting up mod_perl and tomcat installations - a lightweight static apache server that hands off (via Apache's reverse proxy) the dynamic requests to a heavier dynamic server (with a lot fewer forks/threads).

      I am not sure if this would apply to caching proxies as written, seems like it might.

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    8. Re:RTFP (Read The Fine Patent) by leeward · · Score: 1

      You just have to understand that "page server" is their term for "caching proxy", and that it's been part of the HTTP specification since the mid-to-late 90s.

      Err.. the patent was filed in 1996. Not that the date makes it a legitimate patent... It still looks like bull to me.

  18. Patented. by Paperclip1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I hereby patent any/all form(s) of thought(s). You all owe me $.02 for each thought you have. Gotta love being able to put a patent on something you didn't come up with, especially since it's virtual, and not even physically existent.

    1. Re:Patented. by tnk1 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I hereby patent any/all form(s) of thought(s). You all owe me $.02 for each thought you have. Gotta love being able to put a patent on something you didn't come up with, especially since it's virtual, and not even physically existent.

      You're patenting thinking? You're about to make a lot less money than you think you are.

      And no one in the USPTO is going to be the least worried about having to actually pay you... they don't use your product.

    2. Re:Patented. by dr_labrat · · Score: 1

      Hmm in Europe that would be unenforceable... In the states, I doubt you would see much profit....

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    3. Re:Patented. by skarphace · · Score: 1

      In fact, while sueing someone, you can open up new suits during the trial. Against the jury or judge... They may even be able to swing your way if you promise them indemnity, heh.

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    4. Re:Patented. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's my $0.02.

    5. Re:Patented. by Widowwolf · · Score: 1

      due to history of prior art via slashdot(someone made this as a random comment months ago), you owe someone else $.02 for even thinking about thinking..Paypal preferred~

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    6. Re:Patented. by no_barcode · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hereby patent patenting, people patenting patents, and people who patent people who patent patenting or patents.

      You owe me $.04 and a Starbucks Soy Latte per thought.

    7. Re:Patented. by bmalia · · Score: 1

      I patented patenting. Please send $1 zillion dollars immediately. Bua ha ha ha ha! Bua ha ha ha!(Dr. Evil Laugh)

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    8. Re:Patented. by aardwolf64 · · Score: 2

      How old are you? If you're younger than 27, then I can claim prior art. :P

    9. Re:Patented. by Renraku · · Score: 1

      Define 'physically existent'.

      Thoughts are physically existent, otherwise they could not exist, and would not affect our universe. Clearly, I am thinking and slamming your reply, so they are physically existent!

      Anyway. That's not the point of this.

      The point is that you're pretty much right. Someone could find a slick way to patent water and start suing smaller companies that deal with it, who would either have to give in or be bankrupted with legal fees.

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    10. Re:Patented. by bitflip · · Score: 1

      Where do I send my six cents?

  19. Boston Patent Party! by jZnat · · Score: 1

    Okay, a party it is. We'll seize the cabinets, vaults, and servers that hold all the current patents, and we dump them into the Boston Harbor! Now, all we need to figure out is how to get the required documents...

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    1. Re:Boston Patent Party! by saintp · · Score: 1
      I'm afraid that "A Method of Disposal via Aquaeous Defenestration into Boston Harbor" is already patented. We'll have to find something else.

      I guess we could just burn them, huh?

    2. Re:Boston Patent Party! by jZnat · · Score: 1

      Nah, that's patented as well. "A Method of Inducing Forced Combustion on a Substance"

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    3. Re:Boston Patent Party! by saintp · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure you and I are both looking down the barrel of lawsuits, as I'm pretty sure "A Method of Attempting to be Humorous by Inventing Specious Patents and Posting them as Comments to a Story on Specious Patents" has been patented. Damn! I'm taking donations for my legal fund if anyone wants to help fight the good fight.

    4. Re:Boston Patent Party! by ReverendLoki · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid this entire thread infringes on a patent I have recently been granted, "A Method For Satirizing Outrageous Patents Through Use Of Verbose And Technical Language". Please Cease and Desist all infringing activity immediately.

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    5. Re:Boston Patent Party! by jZnat · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but "A Method of Attaining Monetary Funds to Support a Cause" has also been patented. Damn!

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    6. Re:Boston Patent Party! by eosp · · Score: 1

      But that still doesn't take care of "A Method of Respiration Via Inhalation and Exhalation of Oxygen Through Human Lungs." Looks like we're all breaking the law.

    7. Re:Boston Patent Party! by jZnat · · Score: 1

      I hear that God has prior art on that particular one, and he's got unlimited cash and lawyers nonetheless.

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    8. Re:Boston Patent Party! by chicken_moo · · Score: 1

      Cash maybe, but don't you know the devil owns all the lawyers?

    9. Re:Boston Patent Party! by Air-conditioned+cowh · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid that "A Method of Disposal via Aquaeous Defenestration into Boston Harbor" is already patented. We'll have to find something else.

      And it was patented by BT on behalf of the Brits!

  20. Prior Art by BBCWatcher · · Score: 4, Interesting
    CERN had the first Web site to integrate with a backend system. According to history, back in 1990 CERN developed a Web site that provided dynamic access to a VM FIND application. Thus the world's first Web application integration project provided Web access to an IBM mainframe application. (It's also true that the world's first Web server outside Europe was installed on Stanford's IBM mainframe.)

    Seriously, mainframes are so cool. And they offer patent protection, too.

  21. Patent Madness... by badbrownie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would Einstein have let these patents through? Maybe the problem we have is that our patent officials are TOO smart and are busy discovering the next major breakthrough in quantum physics instead of batting back nonsense patents of wheels and such. Bless 'em

    1. Re:Patent Madness... by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Would Einstein have let these patents through?

      Of course not. He was a patent examiner in Europe.

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    2. Re:Patent Madness... by hcob$ · · Score: 1

      He would have been too busy coming up with his next greatest thing to give the patent applications enough attention.... Much like we have today.

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  22. Citation of prior art (patents) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is what you do to convince the examiner that you've done your prior art search before submission and that you're not a sloppy schlub who's wasting the USPTO's time. Citations of prior art are used to distinguish the inventor's application from the prior art, establishing the required novelty component. Citations of prior art do not mean that these patents are art you have to license.

  23. Epicrealm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like a brand of hair growth products.

    1. Re:Epicrealm? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a brand of hair growth products.

      Or hair removal.

      And you don't want to get those two mixed up!

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  24. Isn't this all web sites? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Couldn't this be interpreted to to mean all websites? Web server process the request then asks the file server for the file, based on a request for a file. Goodbye WWW :D Though I also think 1999 seems a little late to be inventing this technology since I was writting ASP in 1998.

  25. Interesting by ravenspear · · Score: 1

    Amazon using itself as an example of prior art in a patent dispute. That would be a first.

  26. There are better examples by jd · · Score: 2, Informative
    IIRC, there was a demo CGI script that came with the NCSA server for accessing the finger daemon and another for accessing a whois server. Both of these generate dynamic output, access multiple sources, etc, etc, etc.


    Even further back, the search engines for the Gopher and WAIS systems were much the same way. Methinks Epicrealm's website does NOT predate Gopher.

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    1. Re:There are better examples by goldieswx · · Score: 1

      Sure, CGI dates back to 1993.

      In the old days of the web server side scripting was almost exclusively performed using a combination of C programs, Perl scripts and Shell scripts using the Common Gateway Interface (CGI).

    2. Re:There are better examples by studerby · · Score: 1
      The patent explicitly disavows claiming CGI.

      In my non-legal interpretation, it appears to claim web server modules that dispatch to outside processes (ie, mod_jk talking to a J2EE app server, locally or remotely). How that distinguishes from CGI, particularly as disguised via mod-rewrite (or straight HTML via an NTFS-mounted directory) is not exactly clear.

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  27. Who wants to see this headline? by MigLar2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    USPTO shuts itself down for patent infringement.

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    1. Re:Who wants to see this headline? by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Me (+1)

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    2. Re:Who wants to see this headline? by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      DITTO. I didn't think his patent was all that special when I read it back when I worked for them.

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  28. Excited! by rcbarnes · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm frankly excited about the suit. No sitting judge could possibly hope to rule in favor of Epicrealm (at least not without an embarassing overturning by another judge). Every loss by a software-patent holding party weakens the whole idea of software patents, and hopefully expedites the severe restriction/outright end thereof. Kudos to Epicrealm for fighting for the right side, even if it is only accidentally.

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  29. My turn!! by loconet · · Score: 4, Funny

    From their Claim #1:

    1. A computer-implemented method for managing a dynamic Web page generation request to a Web server, said computer-implemented method comprising the steps of:
    routing a request from a Web server to a page server, said page server receiving said request and releasing said Web server to process other requests wherein said routing step further includes the steps of:
    intercepting said request at said Web server and routing said request to said page server;
    processing said request, said processing being performed by said page server while said Web server concurrently processes said other requests; and
    dynamically generating a Web page in response to said request, said Web page including data dynamically retrieved from one or more data sources.


    Have no fear, I shall patent the word 'said' and venge the Web!

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    1. Re:My turn!! by brauwerman · · Score: 1

      The main server passes off the request to a secondary server, leaving the main server free to accept the next request?
      Sounds a lot like httpd.

      Reading that claim, I think EpicRealm patented the fork()

    2. Re:My turn!! by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 1

      Rebuttal: Article 36, Section 19. One panda may not make sexual comments about another panda's appearance. If said panda... The first party of the first panda may sue the second party panda unless that panda was said panda unformentioned panda.

    3. Re:My turn!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sed -e 's/said\s+//gi' :)

  30. USPTO will take care of themselves... by Theovon · · Score: 1

    Just remember, when the USPTO vacates this patent because it threatens them, be sure to complain to the USPTO that they're playing favorites. Either abuse of the patent system is a problem for everyone, or it's not, and the USPTO can't make an exception for themselves.

    1. Re:USPTO will take care of themselves... by bigsteve@dstc · · Score: 1
      What if the USPTO vacates the patent because it is obvious, there is prior art, etc, etc?

      Ooops! I forgot, we were in conspiracy theory mode.

  31. Not another stupid subpoena by Zeinfeld · · Score: 4, Interesting
    This looks like its going to be my third stupid patent subpoena this year.

    I have prior art from 1992.

    MIT has prior art from 1994, the open meeting.

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    1. Re:Not another stupid subpoena by Jay+Carlson · · Score: 1

      Lucky you.

      I had a fully dynamic web site (no files, ma!) in 1993. Hell, I gratuitously glued /usr/bin/fortune into the io.com 404 page in early 1994, making me the jerk who has prior art on annoying 404s, but hey, nobody's sending those subpoenas to me. Thanks for taking the bullet.

    2. Re:Not another stupid subpoena by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      The way I read it, he's not taking the bullet, he's taking up the fight - he's not being subpoenad, he's subpoenaing (is that even a word?) them, to challenge their patent on prior art grounds.

    3. Re:Not another stupid subpoena by DenDave · · Score: 1

      And if you really want to get nitpicky... HyperCard laid the basics down back in the late 80's...

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    4. Re:Not another stupid subpoena by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      The way I read it, he's not taking the bullet, he's taking up the fight - he's not being subpoenad, he's subpoenaing (is that even a word?) them, to challenge their patent on prior art grounds.

      No, I will be subpoened. I was a member of the CERN Web team and my name is all over the threads on that particular topic. Plus the lawyers know who I am after the previous cases.

      They might subpoena Tim but I doubt it. Tim was much more engaged on the big picture stuff at that time. He does not have an idetic memory for chapter and verse on the articles.

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    5. Re:Not another stupid subpoena by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This thread should have been called "Not another dipshit Apple fan who thinks they invented everything first."

  32. OH SHIT! PORN!! by jZnat · · Score: 1

    You just made me realise that every single porn site on the 'net is vulnerable to this patent!

    *quickly runs off to download all the porn contained on the Internet*

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  33. This effects everyone by prgrmr · · Score: 0

    The patent date is January 1999, so this could be a very real barrier to many companies. IANAL, caveat emptor.

    They've effectively patented server-side scripting. Not only any site using Java, C#, et al is effected, but potentially Sun and Microsoft with regard to their software products that perform server-side scripting. Yes boys and girls, this is huge. Or a tempest in a tea cup if there are overlapping patents, prior art, obviousness, or any of the other usual arguements (famine, plague, dogs and cats sleeping together, etc).

    1. Re:This effects everyone by servoled · · Score: 2, Informative
      The patent date is January 1999, so this could be a very real barrier to many companies. IANAL

      Obviously not. If you were a lawyer or knew any patent law you would have looked for priority data, such as:
      This application is a division of Ser. No. 08/636,477, filed Apr. 23, 1996, now U.S. Pat. No. 5,894,554.
      Both of these patents have the same effective filing date (the date you have to beat for something to qualify as prior art under 35 USC 102): April 23, 1996. The second patent is a division of the first patent.
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    2. Re:This effects everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you knew the difference between 'effect' and 'affect', your posts would be so much more intelligible.

    3. Re:This effects everyone by prgrmr · · Score: 1

      Silly me, I looked at the filed date on the abstract. Thanks for the info.

      Someone please mod the previous post up as informative.

  34. Software by alecks · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Should they be suing the company that made the server software, instead of the client who purchased it? Unless eHarmony developed they're on webserver, in which case, how did they find out??

    1. Re:Software by HiThere · · Score: 1

      With patents you are allowed to sue either the manufacturers, the users, or both (or neither) at your pleasure, and at a time convenient for you.

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  35. I Give Up by StreetFire.net · · Score: 2, Funny

    I Give up! I'm going to become a lawyer, unless they've patented that too.

    1. Re:I Give Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good friend of mine did just this.

      He got sick of others ripping off his own work and then either underselling to his competition or if that didn't work, patenting the product and suing him.

      It was funny to see a near 50 year old former hippy going back to college after 30 years as an shoe challenged in-demand engineer to a suit wearing IP lawyer that has no qualms about beating the crap out of other firms or patenting trivial ideas.

      But yeah -- if ya can't fight them, join them...this guy is making far more as a lawyer than he was an an engineer...and his life wasn't too shabby before the whole bankruptcy thing that was the catalyst for the life change (though honestly, if he wouldn't have just blown everyone off and wasn't so anti-estabilishment, he MIGHT have saved himself the trouble in the first place)...

    2. Re:I Give Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've just patented the alphabet and ALL forms of writing, communication, etc. Stop the entire planet or I'll sue the lot of you...

    3. Re:I Give Up by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      There will always be an opening for a lawyers *lawyer*. It's the new rage. Soon, you can apply for a lawyers lawyers lawyer and make even more $$$$$$$

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  36. Web Company? by mystik · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For a company that makes a web product, they have a pretty scarce web presence:

    www.epicrealm.com == 'under construction'

    www.infospinner.com == non existant

    the only thing Googling for either name turns up press releases ...

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    1. Re:Web Company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have joined Darl in the "if you can't beat em, sue em" club.

      This is what happened to the original company.

  37. prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh man would it be sweet to use the USPTO website as prior art to challenge the patent.

  38. Perhaps by log0n · · Score: 1

    this will be the patent nonsense outrage that will break the poor man's back.

    But probably not. It's cheaper and easier to throw money around the problem then to actually do the real work fix the problem. Hell, the US Govt doesn't even seem to think that any patent reform legislation is necessary AFAIK.

    *sigh*

    1. Re:Perhaps by olympus_coder · · Score: 1

      As I said in a previous post, the US goverment can more or less ignore a patent as patents are property rights and all property rights are given by goverement... Basically, they can use it and ignore you and it is legal. Private citizines and other companies are of course suject to it though.

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    2. Re:Perhaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think the US government doesn't care because they can use any patent but because corporations like this shit and it is corporations who are their ubermasters after all, NOT the people.

  39. FPAP, YOU'RE WINNER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First Prior Art Post!!
     
    Woohhoo!!

  40. Links? References? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

    I found a vague reference to this at Linux Today, dated back in 1999, but nothing else. Is there anything more current on this? Or matbe Slashdot is just a bit late on this story?

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    1. Re:Links? References? by back_pages · · Score: 1
      Or matbe Slashdot is just a bit late on this story?

      Couldn't answer that, but lemme spread the word:

      Slashdot: Fox News of the Patent System

      If Slashdot were late but accurate, it would be an unmitigated miracle.

  41. Blame the Lawyers by ribblem · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I recently filed for a patent through my company. It wasn't an overly complex invention and I thought I described it very well with a one page email. By the time the lawyers where done with it that one page had turned into 45 pages of text that I hardly understand. There is something wrong with the system when the inventer has a difficult time understanding the invention that is being submitted to the patent office. After seeing how much the company lawyers obfuscated the facts I'm not surprised that the patent office sometimes lets bogus patents through.

    1. Re:Blame the Lawyers by Dan+Berlin · · Score: 1

      While 45 pages seems a bit much for a small patent, claim language is a very technical and precise thing.
      Unless you are a registered patent agent, or have studied patent law, saying you can't understand the claims without studying how to is like saying you can't understand french without studying how to.

    2. Re:Blame the Lawyers by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And how does the studying of patentese further the progression of technology? If a patent cannot be understood by a person skilled in the art, it is 100% useless as a means of disclosure of an invention. As disclosure is the reason we have patent law in the first place, this argument seems to contradict the existence of patents.

    3. Re:Blame the Lawyers by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Oh yea it is fun. I did the same thing. For me it was a lot more difficult because I had to fit to keep them from trying to make it a submarine patent.
      Yea I barley understood the patent when it was done as well.

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    4. Re:Blame the Lawyers by Dan+Berlin · · Score: 1

      It can be understood, it just requires study, the same way understanding source code requires study.

    5. Re:Blame the Lawyers by Dan+Berlin · · Score: 1

      it's not like you need to spend years secluded in monestary to learn to read this stuff. It's about 2 hours, maybe. If a patent can't be understood by someone skilled in the art, it's invalid.

    6. Re:Blame the Lawyers by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      That's where the "skilled in the art" bit comes in - a patent is supposed to describe the thing being patented in sufficient detail that someone skilled in the relevant art can implement the thing being described.

      Specialist technical knowledge is fine; specialist legal knowledge is not.

    7. Re:Blame the Lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "it's not like you need to spend years secluded in monestary to learn to read this stuff. It's about 2 hours, maybe. If a patent can't be understood by someone skilled in the art, it's invalid".

      And what planet do you live on? The problem with most posts on /. concerning patents is that the posters have the same (lack of) understanding of patent claiming.

      There are (literally) centuries of legal precedent concerning the scope and meaning of key words in patent claiming. It doesn't matter how smart you are, you cannot learn it in 'about 2 hours', and you're fooling yourself if you think that you can.

      The meat of the technical details of the invention is set forth in the detialed description in the specification. If one skilled in the art cannot understand those details, then the specification is poorly written or the reader is a nimwit.

      The claims, on the other hand, are the legal description of the invention. They are not meant to be detailed in the particulars, but rather to encompass the fair boundaries of the invention, in well-recognized legal language and as set off by the restraining fence of the prior art.

      In short, to suggest that one can learn and understand the legal aspect of patent claiming in about 2 hours is utter nonsense.

    8. Re:Blame the Lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Specialist technical knowledge is fine; specialist legal knowledge is not."

      A patent is a legal document. That requires no legal knowledge?

    9. Re:Blame the Lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a legal document meant to convey a technical content.
      Without the conveying of the technical content in clear terms, the fact it's a legal document means nothing.
      Once could submit a document to a court saying that black was white, and you wanted a judge to make a ruling on this.
      It would be frivolous, and ridiculous, but it would be a legal document.
      The prime purpose of a patent is that it clearly discloses the invention to people in the relevant field. And should do without the aid of a lawyer, who doesn't understand the technology in the first place.
      This would then work in the manner of translating English to Japanese (with the translater having only a very rough grasp of English), then translating it to Swahili (again, with a different interpreter, with a similarly terrible grasp of Swahili).
      Any fine detail would almost certainly be lost in the translation, although the structure of the document would remain intact (sentence structure would likely be mostly correct, syntax obeyed, etc. Just meaning would be lost).

    10. Re:Blame the Lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what planet do you live on?

      The planet "Dan Berlin *actually is* a Patent Lawyer". As well as a contributor to GCC and IBM's compilers.

  42. RTFP by Pulzar · · Score: 1

    The patent is not called 'dynamically generating a Web page in response to the request', as the poster would have you believe, but 'System and method for managing dynamic web page generation requests'. It describes a system in which a dispather takes the dynamic page requests and distributes them to the least loaded 'page servers' which actually do the data retrieving and page generation. It's a system for reducing the load on the main web server if it generally receives a lot of dynamic page requests.

    It's not a particularly novel system, but if enforced, it will most certainly not 'shut down almost every dynamic site on the Internet'.

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    1. Re:RTFP by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      I did kind of get that in reading the patent. However whomever wrote this patent is a complete moron. He includes so much superfluous detail that the actual summary of the patent doesn't even make sense anymore. The patent also makes many more claims then is neccesary if this is all they are truly patenting.

      Anyways, just because one idea for load balancing is patented doesn't mean every implementaion of that idea is infringing on it. This is why patents like this are truly useless. You don't make money from patents, you make money from having a good business model and providing real customer support as well as keeping a good public image.

    2. Re:RTFP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but it sounds quite similar to the way that (say) Livejournal works.

    3. Re:RTFP by camzmac · · Score: 0

      The present invention teaches a method and apparatus for creating and managing custom Web sites. Specifically, one embodiment of the present invention claims a computer-implemented method for managing a dynamic Web page generation request to a Web server, the computer-implemented method comprising the steps of routing the request from the Web server to a page server, the page server receiving the request and releasing the Web server to process other requests, processing the request, the processing being performed by the page server concurrently with the Web server, as the Web server processes the other requests, and dynamically generating a Web page in response to the request, the Web page including data dynamically retrieved from one or more data sources.

      I say this patent could shut down more websites. Because the initial web server that takes the requests could be interpreted as nothing but a box dedicated to routing the packets to the appropriate web server sitting in the server room/farm. Routers send the packets to different destinations based on many variables including load.

      It states that the inital webserver processes the requests concurrently with the page server (pretty redundant IMO). How about that, eh? If you interpret it the way I did above, simply having two PCs serving up the same web pages and connected to a router with an internet connection would void this patent. And what about all the other routers that brought you your precious packets of TCP/IP goodness to your router!

      TOMORROW ON SLASHDOT: THE PATENT SERVICE HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN BY THE US GOVERNMENT. IN AN EFFORT TO KEEP UP WITH THE MASSIVE AMOUNT OF PATENTS, A C PROGRAM HAS BEEN PUT IN PLACE.

      double i;
      for(i=0 ; i!=i+1 ; ++i)
      {
      if(new_patent_exists())
      {
      AddPatentToDB(i);
      ThrowShitOntoSmallCompanies(rand());
      }
      }

  43. Not patent, trademark. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't patent a word. You might be able to trademark "said" as it applies to software, software patents, and software patent applications. Then you could sue for dilution.

    Good luck on that. I'd even buy a T-Shirt.

  44. Sorry. Google has prior art by StarsAreAlsoFire · · Score: 1

    Google has been doing this since when? Before '99 at any rate. There is no way in hell this will stand up to a prior art attack.

    Hopefully eHarmony et al. counter-sue for whatever charge it is you can leverage for frivolous lawsuits.

    1. Re:Sorry. Google has prior art by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Before '99 at any rate.

      The filing date is 1996. 1999 isn't good enough.

    2. Re:Sorry. Google has prior art by StarsAreAlsoFire · · Score: 1

      oops. Missed that.

  45. I patent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a method and apparatus for using the Earth's magnetic field to levitate an object or vehicle.

    There. Now nothing will ever get off the ground.

  46. Christ, not this crap again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there even the remote possibility that a QuickTime movie of one of these asshats wearing a flaming tire would give patent schmucks pause? Where's the Mafia when you actually need them?

  47. I got sued once. by Spazmania · · Score: 1

    I got sued once. Copyright infringement and breach of contract. The case was nonsuited about six months later. Dropped, in other words, prior to discovery or any court appearances. It seems my contract was with a company they bought their assets from, twice removed, it had a dispute mediation clause they weren't honoring and the software (which I wrote) was no longer in my posession anyway.

    The moral of the story is: anybody can sue anybody for anything. It means nothing. If they obviously have no case, just tell 'em to get bent. More precisely, pay a lawyer for two hours of time to very formally tell them to get bent, and then get on with your life.

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    1. Re:I got sued once. by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1

      Spending money defending yourself is a pain in the ass. Instead of paying a lawyer for two hours of formal "get bent" letter writing, tell your lawyer that he can spend however much time he needs defending you in the case (long, formal, drawn-out "get bent") as long as he gets the plaintiffs to cover his costs for you.

      Then it turns these frivolous lawsuits into a very expensive endeavour.

    2. Re:I got sued once. by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      Nice idea, but it doesn't work. I'd have to prove misfeasance -- that they knew or should have known that their case was little more than a pack of lies. Even if I prevail (and its a tough case to prove) I'm unlikely to get more than my legal expenses back. Who pays me for the loss of my time?

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  48. Filed 9 years ago by Skiron · · Score: 2, Informative

    Inventors: Lowery; Keith (Richardson, TX); Levine; Andrew B. (Plano, TX); Howell; Ronald L. (Rowlett, TX)
        Assignee: InfoSpinner, Inc. (Richardson, TX)
        Appl. No.: 636477
        Filed: April 23, 1996

    Submarine patent? Or not? Just lucky, I guess - will will now see how much law is an ass more than the SCO case.

    1. Re:Filed 9 years ago by back_pages · · Score: 1
      Submarine patent?

      No.

      I have personally seen this explained on Slashdot at least 10 times. It is not a complicated concept.

      A so-called "submarine patent" is used to describe a patent prosecution technique where you intentionally delay the issue of a patent application by refusing to fix little problems in the application, and filing continuation applications. Under the pre-1998 AIPA rules, this would keep the entire application secret and unpublished. When you learn that someone else is making money by selling/using a potentially infringing product, you finally fix the flaws and get an issued patent. This explains the "emerging" analogy to a "submarine patent". It would have been impossible for that competitor to know about your patent application because it was secret and unpublished, thus you have submarined their business with your secret patent application.

      The 1998 AIPA reform brings the US national patent application process in harmony with the international PCT procedure, which requires publication of patent applications within 18 months of their filing date (except in unusual situations that typically penalize the applicant). This forced publication makes it impossible to follow the practice of "submarine patents" because you cannot keep a patent application secret (except in unusual circumstances).

      The term "submarine patent" does not and logically cannot refer to a situation where a patent is potentially infringed for a long period of time (say, 9 years) before a suit is filed. It would be a completely foreign idea to the concept of patents to enforce that. Is a patent-holder somehow omniscient and immediately knows when his patent is infringed? Is he required to employ an army of lawyers to watch the industry like a hawk so he can sue potential infringers within 9 months instead of 9 years? Patent liability is exactly that - a liability. If a potential infringer went to market with spending a penny to assess his patent liability, it was a fantastically stupid business decision. I imagine he would also file his corporate taxes by rough estimate.

      Slashdot: Fox News of the Patent System

  49. Unreal Property by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We need a high-profile case of a patent abuser getting a stiff fine. Or even frogmarched to jail for a stint. If I got the County Clerk to hand me a title deed to some "real property", without proper boundaries drawn on it, then went around the countryside demanding rent, there would be hell to pay. The first time, I'd probably just get a spanking from the cops and the District Attorney. After that, I'd be in jail for harrassment. And if the Clerk did that more than once, they'd be fired. If not, their boss would be fired. If not, then the obvious collusion to enable me to harrass and defraud property owners would send them to jail, too. If I were doing this to collect rent on land that no one owned, like a public forest, I'd go to jail the first time around.

    Patent abuse is not only a fraud exactly like that scam. It also destroys the fragile system defended only virtually, without the actual land that backs real estate, and makes the whole economy more solid. Patents, the office that issues them and the laws that back them are already pretty stupid and abusable, even when they're administered as carefully as possible - particularly on software. Now it's obvious that they are a tool for interfering with "progress in science and the useful arts", rather than promoting it. Heads must roll before the crooks are running the entire landscape.

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    1. Re:Unreal Property by servoled · · Score: 1
      The USPTO alread requires applicant's to comply with the duty of disclosure:
      37 CFR 1.56 Duty to disclose information material to patentability.

      (a) A patent by its very nature is affected with a public interest. The public interest is best served, and the most effective patent examination occurs when, at the time an application is being examined, the Office is aware of and evaluates the teachings of all information material to patentability. Each individual associated with the filing and prosecution of a patent application has a duty of candor and good faith in dealing with the Office, which includes a duty to disclose to the Office all information known to that individual to be material to patentability as defined in this section. The duty to disclose information exists with respect to each pending claim until the claim is cancelled or withdrawn from consideration, or the application becomes abandoned. Information material to the patentability of a claim that is cancelled or withdrawn from consideration need not be submitted if the information is not material to the patentability of any claim remaining under consideration in the application. There is no duty to submit information which is not material to the patentability of any existing claim. The duty to disclose all information known to be material to patentability is deemed to be satisfied if all information known to be material to patentability of any claim issued in a patent was cited by the Office or submitted to the Office in the manner prescribed by 1.97(b)-(d) and 1.98. However, no patent will be granted on an application in connection with which fraud on the Office was practiced or attempted or the duty of disclosure was violated through bad faith or intentional misconduct. The Office encourages applicants to carefully examine:

      (1) Prior art cited in search reports of a foreign patent office in a counterpart application, and

      (2) The closest information over which individuals associated with the filing or prosecution of a patent application believe any pending claim patentably defines, to make sure that any material information contained therein is disclosed to the Office.
      If the applicant does not supply prior art which is known to him/her, then the patent can be thrown out. There is also an oath/declartion requirement that requires the applicant to swear under penalty of fine/imprisionment that all statements made are true or believed to be true.
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    2. Re:Unreal Property by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      It's time to throw that book at some of these patent abusers and their attorneys. Send them up the tried-and-true river. Why should debtor corporate exec cheaters have a monopoly on all the jail time?

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  50. The South??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gas prices will probably continue soaring until we have a Boston Gas Party (which will probably be a lot more fun than the Boston Tea Party - at least in the south).

    I certainly hope you're not insinuating that people from the South are predisposed to finding entertainment value in setting stuff on fire / blowing stuff up or nothing like that.

    1. Re:The South??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess he meant that, while everybody likes to blow stuff up, the South actually knows how to do it right. I'd take that as a compliment.

  51. Don't call your lawyer, just give the hell up by Bozdune · · Score: 1

    If you write software for a living, you'll be done soon. Very done. Toasty done. This has simply got to stop, and everyone in this forum, and anywhere else, who supports software patents of any kind, has to be beaten with a clue stick until they understand why it is the end of the world as we know it.

    Bill Gates, are you out there? Here's a suggestion that will forever alter my opinion of you and of Microsoft -- in fact alter it to one of unconditional positive regard. Please save us, and donate all of Microsoft's software patents to the FSF. Then endow the FSF's anti-patent fight with $1B/year in perpetuity. Thank you for listening.

  52. Cowards! by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    describes 'dynamically generating a Web page in response to the request, the Web page including data dynamically retrieved from one or more data sources.

    If these cowards were out for something more than extortion they should be suing Microsoft for selling the tools (ASP, .NET, IIS) for doing exactly this.

    Come to think of it, what tools have they used to build their own web-site that implements these patents?

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    1. Re:Cowards! by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
      they should be suing Microsoft

      Well, that's a little disingenuous, don't you think? How about instead of advocating that they "stick it" to Microsoft (which I assume is not in your best graces) you simply advocate that they not do anything with these ridiculous patents?

      Zend has money. How about they sue them for creating PHP? Sun has money. How about they sue them for creating Java/JSP? I'm sure they could also squeeze a few bucks from the Apache foundation, the Python Foundation, the Perl and Ruby folks and just about anyone who has a product capable of writing to an HTTP stream based on the result of a logical test.

      See how that works?

    2. Re:Cowards! by Ichido · · Score: 1

      If it is true that you: "I believe in Intelligent Design. It was all done by Benevolent Space Aliens.", then I must ask WHO Designed the aliens?

    3. Re:Cowards! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >WHO Designed the aliens?
      That's easy! We do, once we're sufficiently advanced to invent time travel.

    4. Re:Cowards! by back_pages · · Score: 1
      If these cowards were out for something more than extortion they should be suing Microsoft for selling the tools (ASP, .NET, IIS) for doing exactly this.

      Many patent infringement trials can cost several million dollars before the first day in court. Microsoft wouldn't think twice about spending that and more to challenge the validity of the patent. A smaller company might be able to spend a small fraction of that on a validity challenge.

      Once the patent fails a validity challenge, the game is over for the patent-holder. Unless Microsoft was the ONLY potential target, there is literally no reason in the world why they would go after Microsoft first. The risk is bigger, the battle is tougher, the payout is more likely to go through lengthy appeals, they're far more likely to get screwed out of the payout by Microsoft's weasling, and they're far more likely to be simply bought out by Microsoft (which has a better pay day than an invalid patent, but not nearly enough for a company with virtually no capital.)

      Come to think of it, what tools have they used to build their own web-site that implements these patents?

      This is a rhetorical question, I presume. There is absolutely no requirement whatsoever that the patent-holder or the inventor actually possess or use the invention.

      Slashdot: Fox News of the Patent System.

  53. Ohhhh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought we were talking about Epi-cream! Whew, slashdot is saved.

  54. This is pure FUD by Ambush+Commander · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...these patents could shut down almost every dynamic site on the Internet, including the USPTO.

    Nonsense. Even if they had enough money to go around suing every dynamic site on the internet (think 8,168,684,336 web pages indexed by Google and divide by, say, 1,000), it would halted by the court which would find these patents "obvious" and with "prior use" and invalidate them. They have to prove all this stuff, and of course, it's simply not possible.

    Now, let's have an actual look at the patent, shall we? What's interesting is that they have lots of diagrams of prior art. Let us examine what exactly these figures describe. Fig 2 (if it doesn't show up for you, try reloading the page, it's some stupid Quicktime implementation) shows a client sending a request to a "web server executable" which serves a page among an array of pages. Hmph. Static web server. Clear prior art. Fig 3 shows a CGI setup, where the browser requests a CGI application and it is executed. Figure 1, which is not prior art, and it gets interesting. (you see, I'm not sure whether or not the claims of the Slashdot blurb are correct).

    In general, processor 102 retrieves processing instructions and data from a data storage medium 108 using mass storage device 107 and downloads this information into random access memory 103 for execution. Processor 102, then executes an instruction stream from random access memory 103 or read-only memory 104. Command selections and information input at input device 106 are used to direct the flow of instructions executed by processor 102. Equivalent input device 106 may also be a pointing device such as a conventional mouse or trackball device. The results of this processing execution are then displayed on display device 105.

    The preferred embodiment of the present invention is implemented as a software module, which may be executed on a computer system such as computer system 100 in a conventional manner. Using well known techniques, the application software of the preferred embodiment is stored on data storage medium 108 and subsequently loaded into and executed within computer system 100. Once initiated, the software of the preferred embodiment operates in the manner described below.

    So... 105 = web browser, 106 = mouse. But wait! Aren't parameters in dynamic websites part of the request headers? What's this "Command selections and information input at input device 106?" Hmm, that's weird, ::skips ahead:: This clears up things:

    For example, a large Web site may receive thousands of requests or "hits" in a single day. Current Web servers process each of these requests on a single machine, namely the Web server machine. Although these machines may be running "multi-threaded" operating systems that allow transactions to be processed by independent "threads," all the threads are nevertheless on a single machine, sharing a processor. As such, the Web executable thread may hand off a request to a processing thread, but both threads

    1. Re:This is pure FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some stupid quicktime implementation? Looks like an industry standard tiff file plunked down in the middle of a table to me...

  55. Is this Curtains for Slashdot??? by kcarlin · · Score: 0

    Wake me when Amazon, Apple, and eBay agree to pay licensing fees on this bad boy.

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  56. Re:It will only get worse - About That Gas Party? by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 4, Funny
    until we have a Boston Gas Party

    Is that right after the Boston Baked Beans potluck?

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  57. there's plenty of prior art here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    as a simple example, the Inktomi and AltaVista search engines were publicly available before April, 1996 (the filing date) and they used dynamic content generation (by definition).

  58. USPTO can't be sued for infringement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...because under US Patent Law, the government is an automatic licensee of every patent it issues, as the granting authority.

    1. Re:USPTO can't be sued for infringement... by ajakk · · Score: 1

      This is the third time this has been said in the comments, but I have not seen any citations to any evidence of this. Do you have any proof of your statement?

    2. Re:USPTO can't be sued for infringement... by daremonai · · Score: 3, Informative

      See United States Code Title 28, Part IV, Chapter 91, Section 1498. This actually covers the claim procedures when the government makes use of a patent, but if you use this to key some Google searches, you'll get plenty of background on what it is about.

    3. Re:USPTO can't be sued for infringement... by ajakk · · Score: 1

      From what it says, someone who has a patent can sue the government for compensation. Thus, the government does not have an automatic license to the patent.

    4. Re:USPTO can't be sued for infringement... by daremonai · · Score: 2, Informative
      No, actually, the government does have automatic license (permission to use) in the legal sense. I think what you mean is the government doesn't have "free" (as in beer) license to the patent.

      Also, if you compare the remedies available for claims against government infringement with those available for non-government infringement (found in United States Code Title 35 Part II Chapter 29), the government does get the better part of the deal. In particular, a patent claimant cannot get an injunction to stop the government from using a patent.

      From what I recall, part of the reasoning behind this distinction goes back to World War I, where the government wanted to make sure patent claims could not be used to stop the development and production of new weapons.

    5. Re:USPTO can't be sued for infringement... by ajakk · · Score: 1
      This is all a matter of semantics, but sometimes language matters. From my understanding, the remedy for patent infringement against the United States for patent infringement is limited to the value of the IP taken from you. This action would be similar to a Takings Clause action where the government takes your property for public use, but it must reimburse you for its taking.

      Thus, you have a limit in your action against the government, but the government does not have a "license." For the government to have a license, there would need to be some contract effectuating that license agreement. One such way a licensing agreement does come into effect is through government assistence to small businesses and non-profits (mostly universities) and the rights given to the government resulting from their assitance. (See 35 U.S.C. 202(c)(4) - government is granted full, paid-up, nontransferable license to patent that it helps develop).

      I think there is a fundamental difference in how you view (intellectual) property if you consider the limitations against suing the U.S. an automatic license to the U.S. versus a restriction of your rights. A similar type of argument is made in the real property arena regarding takings and the Fifth Amendment (does the ability for the government to take my property with compensation mean that the government has an option on my land?)

  59. AND wrong party... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In addition, shouldn't they be suing the person who created the product, not the user? I would think that they should sue Microsoft (ASP, MS-SQL) or the Apache/PHP teams, since they are the partys creating the patent violating technology.

    Or perhaps they are afraid of what will happen when they file a suit like this against MS...

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    1. Re:AND wrong party... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      You would think that but it doesn't work that way. Doesn't matter they are going for deep pockets and they will get slapped down. Too much prior art.

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    2. Re:AND wrong party... by toopc · · Score: 1
      In addition, shouldn't they be suing the person who created the product, not the user? I would think that they should sue Microsoft (ASP, MS-SQL) or the Apache/PHP teams, since they are the partys creating the patent violating technology.

      Damn straight! Then the readers of Slashdot could support this company.

    3. Re:AND wrong party... by thuh+Freak · · Score: 1

      actually, if you read through many end-user license agreements, you'll find that the licenser disclaims many implied warrantees, among which i believe includes protection from patent claims. ie, u assume when u acquire some software that typical use of the software would not break any laws (such as patent infringement), but in agreeing to the license you accept liability for such an occurrance. ianal,t. but, MS, Apache and PHP each are just as liable as end-users (in that each of these groups uses its own technology to produce webpages).

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    4. Re:AND wrong party... by SlashEdsDoYourJobs · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is so big, they have no choice but to defend themselves in cases like this, otherwise they'd be deluged with a stupid number of bogus patent lawsuits.

      Apache and PHP don't have lots of money.

      eHarmony is small enough to give in, but probably have their hands on quite a bit of venture capital.

      Epicrealm are following the time-honoured American tradition of only suing the people who is likely to give them lots of money.

    5. Re:AND wrong party... by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      In addition, shouldn't they be suing the person who created the product, not the user? I would think that they should sue Microsoft (ASP, MS-SQL) or the Apache/PHP teams, since they are the partys creating the patent violating technology.

      And JSPs and the entire servlet infrastructure don't forget.

      Essentially Sun's entire J2EE platform is built in such a way as to infringe on this because it's so vague.

      But, really, when were the first server side includes created?
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  60. EU wants patent infringement to be a crime by NigelJohnstone · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wake up,

    EU Commission is busy trying to make patent infringment as crime (it was in that Criminialise-all-IP-infingements directive they just released). Not only could they close down the EU Patent office website, they could get them locked up for up to 4 years if this patent existed in Europe.....

    The EU Commission really has to be raked in before its too late. How about their power to propose directives is removed. That would be similar to a proper Parliamentary directive where the civil servants don't create the laws.

  61. January 1999? by TheZalm · · Score: 1

    You're trying to tell me that dynamic content didn't exist before January 1999? C'mon. They didn't invent that.

    I call shenanigans!

  62. That would be great! by SteveXE · · Score: 1

    How great would it be if the USPTO had to shut down because they infringed a stupid patent the passed..oh the irony! Hell maybe it could lead to the patent reform we have been asking for.

  63. Don't forget those intercaps! by Smack · · Score: 1

    Otherwise someone might read that company name as epiCream.

    1. Re:Don't forget those intercaps! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better still: epicReam

  64. OK... by eno2001 · · Score: 1

    ...did anyone else misread that the way I did:

    "Epilcream uses Vague Patents to Sue Web Sites"

    ???

    I guess my mind must be stuck on depilatories too much lately. ;P

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  65. I have patented sex... by toonces33 · · Score: 4, Funny

    All of you guys owe me money. Oh, wait. This is slashdot. Never mind...

    1. Re:I have patented sex... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think your existance is a great example of prior art

  66. You are frigging kidding me? by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    You mean to tell me that those SOB's are still a going concern after all this time? Worse, they've turned to litigation. Nice. Very nice. Someone needs to tell Keith (if he's still even there and it's not Lawyers running the show...) that he's not at all lilly-white pure in the IP violations game and he'd be better off trying to make product instead of litigating money out of people.

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  67. Just Invalidate It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All you need to do is invalidate the patent.. That's probably what any large scale company they filed lawsuit against will do.

    Which should be easy in this case..

    Prove that that functionality existed before the patent was filed which it clearly did, spend some bucks on a lawyer to invalidate it on that basis and boom! Patent = gone.

    They are called patent squatters, and their days are numbered.

  68. 1993 or early 1994. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    I remember working on some of this back in 1993/early 94 on NCSA. This patent is a total joke.

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  69. One made up word puts paid to all of this... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    WebObjects.

    It existed before this BS was fielded to the USPTO.

    As for InfoSpinner/epicRealm, the game is on. Prior art mucks up what they've tried to claim and they're guilty as a cat caught in a goldfish bowl of IP infringement themselves. If I have to, I'll cut loose with my own pain as I never signed the waiver to not sue them for 3 extra months worth of insurance when they did the 150 person mass-layoff back nearly five years ago.

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    1. Re:One made up word puts paid to all of this... by Mark+Bainter · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I didn't sign a waiver, but I don't think it said anything about suing in mine. I was in the first group, and it was sign it or get no severance.

      Still, it'd be a shame if some source code someone I know has that sufficiently demonstrats some GPL violations just happened to get leaked onto the web.

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    2. Re:One made up word puts paid to all of this... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      Indeed. There's several someones I know of that kept copies of the stuff they were working on that would provide nice n' nasty GPL violation proof. It would be a shame if any of it got loose to prove unclean hands amongst other things- not for any of us that worked there for them, just anybody that's party to this little litigation machine they've made of the carcass.

      Oh, that's right, you got nailed in the first reduction pass. You do know that the "Sign it or Else" was illegal as hell and they shouldn't have done that- but that doesn't surprise me. Very little about epicRealm surprises me anymore (save that they couldn't make what could have been one of those "perfect" Internet businesses- even after the bubble burst- work and be profitable...).

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  70. But, they licensed it out... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    Unless they want to face the music for a GPL violation of epic proportions (apt, their choice of corporate names...) by way of their resale and distribution to numerous people their modified NLANR Squid engine code- they need to back off NOW.

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    1. Re:But, they licensed it out... by jevvim · · Score: 1
      How is Squid even related here? Squid is a web proxy cache, not a dynamic page generator, so a Squid server would not qualify as a "page server" for this specific patent. If you had a distrubted set of Squid servers, you still would not have the "dynamic generation" capability of the patent.

      And if you're supposing that people could un-license GPL'ed code from Epicrealm, remember that such a change could not be done retroactively, and that Epicrealm would be entitled to continue using any GPL-licensed software they already have acquired.

      For some reason, I'm left with the feeling that I've missed part of your point...

    2. Re:But, they licensed it out... by Svartalf · · Score: 4, Informative

      You completely missed the point- because you are looking solely at the patent and naught else because you apparently think you know more than someone who WORKED for these people in the past.

      You don't know how they accomplished what they did- you couldn't have, dude. It was the patents that covered epicRealm's content delivery network- and it was Squid that was used to accomplish the same. By the way, they're not patenting dynamic page generation per se, only cached thereof- and as such, you'd need a cobbled up Squid or something similar to accomplish it along with a hacked together DNS server network and telemetry transponder network.

      I know, I was one of the people working on the modifications they made to accomplish it. As for unlicensing things, you don't get to re-license the stuff if you breach the agreement, they were substantively in breach of the licensing grant given by the GPL in 2000. They continued to distribute systems that included this code throughout at least 2001 and 2002 before apparently ceasing operations (They pulled the signs from the building they were operating out of and their website went black around that timeframe...)

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    3. Re:But, they licensed it out... by Mark+Bainter · · Score: 1

      Small world. ;-)

      Yeah, when I saw the blurb I thought, what? How in the world could they twist the patent we worked on to do /that/!

      Upon reading the patent I can understand how someone would come away thinking it covered more than it actually does. Stupid lawyers.

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    4. Re:But, they licensed it out... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      Indeed. And the Internet seems to make it smaller from time to time. Yeah, I survived after a fasion; I have to wonder who all succeeded in hitting the ground running from that implosion epicRealm underwent.

      After reading the Patent application that Keith fielded, I too, understood where a mis-understanding might arise- but it's still a misunderstanding and hoping the poor verbiage that the USPTO let go would fool someone into buying into this bunk and capitulating. The problem lies in the fact that they're guilty of multiple instances of Copyright Infringement- enough to swallow most of the settlements and licensing whole.

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  71. Reverse proxy by Spazmania · · Score: 1

    The present invention teaches a method and apparatus for creating and managing custom Web sites. Specifically, one embodiment of the present invention claims a computer-implemented method for managing a dynamic Web page generation request to a Web server, the computer-implemented method comprising the steps of routing the request from the Web server to a page server, the page server receiving the request and releasing the Web server to process other requests, processing the request, the processing being performed by the page server concurrently with the Web server, as the Web server processes the other requests, and dynamically generating a Web page in response to the request, the Web page including data dynamically retrieved from one or more data sources.

    A reverse proxy, in other words, that contacts more than one back end server for the same server name. That's a pretty easy one to bust. Reverse proxies were already in the open source Squid and Harvest caches prior to this patent's filing in 1996.

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  72. J2EE by pavera · · Score: 1

    I would say more than anything J2EE violates these patents. Basically it is a patent on the tiered architecture approach of putting a web server out front that hands requests off to an app server in the background. I've been doing setups like these with apache and tomcat/jboss for the last 5 years (although not before the patent was filed). I'd imagine someone was doing tiered architecture besides these guys in 98/97 etc?

    Certainly ebay or amazon, altavista, one of the huge sites from the 90's has to have prior art on this. It's basically a load balancing setup.

  73. Even worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With the rulings recently that make "user intent" the responsibility of software developers, what would this mean for companies who develop software specifically to do load balancing across web servers?

    What I mean is, if this is enforceable, are those companies now liable for their customers' use of their software to manage websites?

  74. Patent basics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    IANAL
    1) Prior art needs to exist before the filing, not issuing date, to matter.
    2) If a web site used this method, but didn't explain it, that's called a trade secret. It was still patentable. The risk they ran was that someone else would come up with the secret and patent it.
    3a) Until thrown out, claims must be read as valid but:
    3b) If prior art exists, the claim must be read in such a way that it doesn't cover the prior art, yet is still valid. Strange but true.
    4) Only claims matter, but the specification defines terms used in the claims. No "But it could also cover..." unless the specification made terms that flexible. Beware "doctrine of equivalence" however.
    5) check out http://www.groklaw.net/staticpages/index.php?page= 20050402193202442#patentlaw

    1. Re:Patent basics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a web site used this method, but didn't explain it, that's called a trade secret.

      BULLSHIT

      If a website uses it, then it's considered published, and thus *CANNOT* be a trade secret.

  75. Vigilante Justice is Bullshit, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I swear, if it isn't Bill Gates or one of his minions bloviating horseshit in order to conquer the planet, then it's some twisted little shit patenting some basic functionality of every known computer in the known universe.

    It's *not* so intense that any particular act deserves a bullet between the eyes, but in aggregate the result is certain to be an avalanche of sand into the gears of progress. And that's where /. Justice comes in!

    Come on people: We need to get creative and figure out appropriate punishments for the scum sucking freeeks who make the world of technology a demonstrably worse place.

    Here's my list:

    #1 (with a bullet in the nutz): Bill Gates. His crimes are so well known and so overwhelmingly documented, well: nuff' said. First, a bullet in the nuts. Then we chop him up and feed him to the penguins...

    #2 Darl MacBride: Seething little shit deserves to be boiled in his own excrement. So first we chain him up in big pot and feed him well, and force him to poop and pee through the chainlink floor. After we get enough of the stuff, we set it to boil, and lower the floor.

    #3 These latest fuckwits from Brylcream or whatever the fuck they're called. chain them up in an Amazon forest. Cover their face and nads with honey and let the ants get 'em.

    Suggestions?

    AC

  76. Patently Obvious.. by reg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe it's time that the OSS community began to get 'investors' to patent obvious ideas...

    The concept is simple: Start a dynamiclly driven web site (Oops... ;-), which lets users add ideas for patents and vote on what they think are the most likely to actually be implemented. Then find donors to fund the EFF to write patent applications, and to submit them.

    If the patent succeeds, licence it under an OSS licence, that gives unlimited use unless the site's portfolio is challenged in court. If this happens, all users must come to the rescue of the site.

    But the better outcome is that the patent office rejects the patent as 'obvious'. If the average /.'er can think of it then it must be obvious ;-)... And then when you get sued by someone, you can take your site and the rejected 'obvious' patent and ask the court to rule how that someone else's patent is not obvious, because you implemented based on what the patent office already declared obvious...

    Regards,
    -Jeremy

    1. Re:Patently Obvious.. by smyle · · Score: 1
      Maybe it's time that the OSS community began to get 'investors' to patent obvious ideas...

      That's a great idea!

      You should patent that.

      /me ducks

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    2. Re:Patently Obvious.. by ConversantShogun · · Score: 1

      Unless the patent for an idea was filed within two years of first being published on the site (assuming the publication included a description of an implementation), just publishing the invention on the site would establish it as prior art.

      Maybe such a websiste could be marketed to the the USPTO as an obviousness screening site. In that case, it might not be necessary to even file for the patents.

      Come to think of it, why shouldn't the USPTO run a "collector" of obvious ideas themselves? Just doing that (and actually using it as a screening) might make the likelihood of getting a software patent so low that companies stop bothering to try.

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    3. Re:Patently Obvious.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe slashdot could be a way to publish idea's so they can not be patented anymore..

      As I understood, everything that is published to a large enough public is officially not patentable. I was thinking of starting a website with idea's myself. But now I read this post, I think that slashdot is already a very good public site for this purpose..

      Maybe we can have a follow-up on this

  77. Easy way to piss them off by RingDev · · Score: 1
    According to the Patent office:

    1) Utility patents may be granted to anyone who invents or discovers any new and useful process, machine, article of manufacture, or composition of matter, or any new and useful improvement thereof;


    I saw no mention a an "easy to use graphical interface" in the mentioned patent. That sounds like it would be a great addition to the invention. Go patent it then sue the offending company for infringment.

    Either that or show that the company has until now shown no interest in preventing others from recreating the invention, and thus it has fallen into public domain.

    Or find any company that has a product that does the same thing that predates the patent to show prior art.

    -Rick
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  78. Shutdown USPTO...really? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    If enforced, these patents could shut down almost every dynamic site on the Internet, including the USPTO

    Maybe this wouldn't be such a bad thing after all? I mean I am sure we could figure away against the suit, but in the mean-time the USPTO would have to reconsider their effectiveness.

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  79. Submarine Patent : The board game by denis-The-menace · · Score: 4, Funny

    Coming soon:
    Tagline: "patent or be sued!"

    Object: Patent everything you can and profit from the work of others.

    Method of play:

    -Everybody starts with venture capital of $100,000.
    -As you go around the board you collect cash (via sales cards), Patents (via patents cards)that you can buy if you want, and inventions (via inventions cards).

    -sales cards: gives you the option to sell a product if you have the invention card for it.
    -patents cards: You buy them If you want. Any patents not bought are put into the "Public domain" pile. A player can only hold a patent card for up to 10 turns, after which they go the the "Public domain" pile.

    -invention cards: Are free when you land on the square on the board. If the "invention" is already patented by another player, that other player CAN sue for the cost of the patent. The patent owner can also not reveal that he/she hold that patent cards for up to 10 turns. The player with the patent card can, at the time of his choosing, sue the player with the Invention card for twice the "Sales" that player has received.

    Note: If a patent card is bought and another player already has the "Invention card", each place $10000 in a pile and each spin their own USPTO wheel (Patent Wins - Invention wins -settlement). Both wheels must match. If not, each player adds another $5000 to the pile, and spin again. This can continue until one or both players run out of money. If Settlement is the outcome, the pot is split between players.

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    1. Re:Submarine Patent : The board game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, we have a patent for this game. Expect a letter from our attorneys.

    2. Re:Submarine Patent : The board game by StinkiePhish · · Score: 0

      That's it! I'm going to patent this game and make millions!

    3. Re:Submarine Patent : The board game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am SO patenting this. And maybe the whole idea of board games while I'm at it.

      On topic, WebObjects/Enterprise Objects has had something like this, long before this patent was filed.

    4. Re:Submarine Patent : The board game by retinaburn · · Score: 1

      Hey! Patent Pending.

    5. Re:Submarine Patent : The board game by Lord+Ender · · Score: 3, Funny

      You forgot that each turn, players pay $10,000 to lawyers until everyone runs out of money and the system collapses.

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    6. Re:Submarine Patent : The board game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Check out U.S. Patent Number 1 from Cheap Ass Games.

    7. Re:Submarine Patent : The board game by DaveJay · · Score: 1

      Already patented. You owe me $200 or go directly to jail.

    8. Re:Submarine Patent : The board game by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      Hey, have you thought about actually making this game in CheapAss Games style?

      Making a PDF or something for the cards shouldn't be too hard. And you can use monopoly money, and dice for the lawsuit outcome.

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  80. Livewire?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    UMMM.. this will get over thrown, its a patent that is too stupid to live.

    http://www.dbmsmag.com/9612d08.html

  81. Sue USPTO by beej · · Score: 1

    So it's unlikely they're going to sue the USPTO, right.

    But, statistically speaking, the USPTO must be violating a number of patents, some of which are critical to its operation.

    What we need is the sympathetic owner of any of these other patents to sue them! (I don't know if that's even possible, but hey, one can dream of software patent elimination, by hook or by crook.)

  82. Search engines by PigIronBob · · Score: 1

    There were already a number of search engines available (1999), what could be more dynamic that that, there's your prior art. End of discussion i'd say

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  83. parsing error by Bronz · · Score: 1

    No matter how many times i read that, "Epicrealm" looks like "EpiCREAM". Then I can't help but wonder why they aren't going after adult websites.

  84. Re:It will only get worse - About That Gas Party? by absinthminded64 · · Score: 1

    It's part of W's new energy bill.

    If you produce enough energy for you and your family and still have some left over you get compensation!

  85. HA! by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Filed in 1996? Are they out of their freaking minds? There is so much prior art, it's hard to even quantify it.

    I think there should be a special type of punishment for people who apply for patents like this, long after the technology has gone into use, and it should go double for any moron who approves it. Perferably something with ants, fire, or boards studded with nails.

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    1. Re:HA! by coolgeek · · Score: 2, Funny

      I agree in principle, although I propose an alternate punishment. They should be punched in the face many many times by a rather large fellow wearing the pets.com sock puppet on his fist.

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    2. Re:HA! by Maserati · · Score: 2, Funny

      Drop me a line, I can hook you up with the licensing for the puppet. And would be delighted to do so.

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    3. Re:HA! by toonworld · · Score: 1
      No no no...

      Nails, a pair of pliers and a blow torch.

      Use your imagination :)

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  86. Fun with Anagrams by chefmonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    epicRealm pretty much imploded a couple of years ago. I suspect all that remains is a holding company that retains the IPR associated with their patents. (I worked with a couple of the guys that pretty much shut the lights off on their way out of the company -- some of the most brilliant engineers I've had the pleasure of working with).

    Another very useful observation about epicRealm is that the letters of its name can be rearranged to spell "Ripe camel." I can't take credit for this observation, however; that honor goes to an anonymous employee who made that physical rearrangement of their official logo on the entrance to their main offices around the time everything started going down the tubes.

    1. Re:Fun with Anagrams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The letters also spell "Pile cream"

    2. Re:Fun with Anagrams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a member of the first big RIF @ eR, I just dropped the letter l, which makes more sense than Ripe camel: epicReam

  87. Figures by AsmCoder8088 · · Score: 1

    The Slashdot quote at the bottom says "Be dirty"...

  88. Re:It will only get worse - About That Gas Party? by FatalTourist · · Score: 1

    Candy gives you gas?
    Your parents must have barred you from trick-or-treating.
    ;)

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  89. History of EpicRealm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    InfoSpinner was formed sometime in the late 1990's, I think they sold web middleware, working with Weblogic/WebSphere. On or about 1999 the company transformed to EpicRealm, with a distributed web caching offering. (50 global pop's running a (heavily?) modified squid.)

    In 2001 EpicRealm, having failed utterly to compete with Akamai (the CDN did work, but you couldn't deploy or manage it effectively), decided to go in the direction of database caching with a box to sit between the db and the application. They laid off all but a core technical staff of 15-30 while they made the transition. Their website was updated in mid 2001 with information about their upcoming offering and then disappeared from the face of the earth later that year. And there was much rejoicing.

    The company was based in Dallas (Dallasites may remember their banner on the big glass building at 75/campbell). It was founded (Keith Lowery) and run by a group of local Baptists and constantly expoused that it was a Christian company - "This is a Christian company, we accept people of any faith, but I don't want to hear any swearing in the halls" quoth CEO John Ferguson. at orientation. Ironically, it was one of the least Christian (in the sense of behaviour) companies I have ever worked for.

    A funny story: One day somebody sent an email announcing a Bible study on Wednesday's at lunch in the break room. No comment from Manangement. Two days later a developer sent an email announcing a "Pylon of Set" to meet on Thursday's in the break room. Two hours later he sent out an apology (forced by his VP), and was not fired on assumes b/c someone in HR had the sense to point out the Freedom of Religion issues.

    Search fuckedcompany.com for more ranting/info on EpicRealm.

  90. Shut down every dynamic site? by IKEA-Boy · · Score: 1

    If enforced, these patents could shut down almost every dynamic site on the Internet, including the USPTO.

    Hmmm, something tells me this is not exactly what they're after. They're most likely just looking for a big stinky wad of money, without actually having to earn it. Just like most 'companies' who are in the patent-then-sue business.

  91. If a patent impairs the useful arts, is it valid? by davidwr · · Score: 1

    From the US Constitution:

    The Congress shall have Power...
    To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries...


    Patents and copyrights are a means to and end, the end being promoting the progress of science and useful arts.

    If a given enforcement of given patent or copyright threatens the progress of science or the useful arts, does that mean the enforcement action is itself unconstitutional, or at least that it's not provided for under this particular section of the Constitution?

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  92. Not a software patent-specific problem by Wateshay · · Score: 1

    This really has nothing to do with software patents, other than the fact that the patent in question just happens to be a software patent. The problem is that you can patent something and then sit on it for half the patent's life before you do anything about it, all the while watching as the rest of the world independently invents your idea and puts it into widespread use. The chances that eHarmony (or anyone else) was inspired by these patents are slim-to-none. It's also slim-to-none that anyone else knew anything about these patents before Epic Realm started suing people over them. Also, as far as I can tell, Epic Realm has never produced anything related to these patents.

    What needs to happen to fix this problem is some sort of requirement on the part of patent law that invalidates (or at least limits) a patent if the owner of that patent makes no attempt to produce or license the patented process. If these guys had started pushing the older patent back in 1996, when it may have been arguably novel, I'd have no problem with them profiting from their idea. As it stands now though, they're just a bunch of hustlers shaking down the real producers so they can get rich off someone else's work.

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  93. Man, I need to get off my ass and file a patent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...for "a profitable invention" -- then I could sue everyone who infringes on my patent.

  94. Can the record and movie industries play too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There ought to be a copyright version of the game with three players: The MPAA/RIAA, the Artist, and the Consumer. The goal of the game is for the consumer to be able to enjoy the artist's efforts by acquiring copyrights under systems like Creative Commons or public domain, while the media industry's goal is to make sure they control how it's done by gobbling up copyrights and severely restricting usage. The rules would grant vaguely stated abilities to the media industries whereby they can do things like surreptitiously extend the terms of their copyrights. The game would include weighted "legal" dice so the media industries always win and the consumers always lose. The artist doesn't get anything and can't play the game, but he has to draw the gameboard each time.

  95. If it shuts down the USPTO... by TaleSpinner · · Score: 1

    ...then it would be worth it.

  96. If they win... by Captain+BooBoo · · Score: 1

    404 INTERWEBNET NOT FOUND

  97. just wondering by 834r9394557r011 · · Score: 1

    But can't everyone just say F#*k you to these patents. I mean if every person says screw you to certain or all software patents that are blatently stupid, and uses that stuff anyway, what are they really going to do. Throw 5+ million people in jail? I mean every single person could just not go to court for their patent infirngment hearing. Is the government going to issue 5+ million warrants for arrest and spend, how many millions of dollars just to enforce some asshats, obviosly i'd hope by this point, stupid patent. People seem to forget that if enough of us just say screw you there isn't a whole lot they can do asside from not make said software anymore, but then I'm sure someone else would be more than willing to start.

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  98. Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You're the one that looks to be lacking knowledge of Europe. Your comparison of North America and Europe as continents is not an accurate one. You say Europe is not a country, but then again we're actually organized into one political organization seeking ever greater integration (see founding treaty). On the other hand North America IS just a continent. NAFTA is just another FTA, the EU is actively trying to become the United States of Europe - the EU is more than just trade.

    On the jurisdiction issue - I believe you would have to have an office in the US to become a target. If the website was hosted in Europe, but serving Americans, it would be hard to get at. The US might be powerful but it's legal power ends where national sovereignty begins.

  99. HTML ONLY! by Fareq · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The patent specifically limits itself to sites that dynamically generate HTML.

    Simple solution, use XHTML.

    1. Re:HTML ONLY! by paranoidgeek · · Score: 1

      Wasnt one of the ideas of HTML to have a standard that isnt patented ? I dont think that a method of dilevering HTML should be allowed to be covered by patents unless there is some special reason as to why that should be. If they had come up with a special algorithm to manage the servers then that maybe could be patented.

      Think of RAID, if somebody had taken a patent out to cover "the use of two or more independant disks as one disk with a single filesystem image for increased reliablity and/or performance" then all web servers would either have to pay royalties or not be able to have files over multiple disks, etc, etc. This would have hurt the web industry and small sites would not be able to have disk redundancy and other things even smallish sites require.

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    2. Re:HTML ONLY! by Fareq · · Score: 1

      Oh, I think it's a pathetic patent that should never have been granted.

      Not saying anything about that...

      What I am saying is that if you develop your dynamic site so that it only produces XHTML, you really ought to be protected from this patent.

      As I understand it, patents cover precisely what they claim -- the whole battle is supposed to be the inventor trying to get as broad of a claim as possible, and the USPTO is supposed to try to get as specific of a claim as possible, and they're suppsoed to meet in the middle.

      Doesn't work so well anymore, but I still am fairly certain that if the claim is specific on a certain point, then you are only infringing the patent if your "competing invention" meets that claim/criteria/what-have-you.

      Or, at least, that's how it was explained to me, using Kodak and Polaroid cameras waaay back when as an example...

  100. YES... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    It is PRECISELY that. I know, I worked on part of their hacked up Squid engine. Combine the mods to Squid with some DNS hackery and you've got a CDN to die for- if you sell the services for it (epicRealm couldn't for some reason beyond me at that and this time...).

    In the context of this patent application, Page Server refers to a caching proxy that resides "local" to the server instead of the clients and has several modifications to it to allow it to be a vast pool of dumb bit shovels amplifying the app server and web server plant of a given site.

    If you hack the Squid to accept expiry requests against the cache by a remote transponder network (one of my mods..) including wildcard removals (another one...), tell Squid to never expire content unless the cache is full or on a given timed event per domain or even URL (another one of my mods...), stack a raftload of them on a peering point, and have a DNS server network that points someone when they ask for say, http://www.dell.com/ for example, to the Squid rack nearest to the caller and then let the Squids in the rack look up normally, you have a CDN that's easier to use than Akamai ever was- and these stupid idiots couldn't even sell it to people; they were so enamoured with the ability to handle "dynamic" content that they forgot that the bulk wasn't even close to that and that they could have mopped the floor with Akamai with the static abilities of the whole system.

    Burned through 70-80 million of private placement funds in less than a year they did. Now they've resorted to bottom feeding. Keith, how low can you stoop, man?

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    1. Re:YES... by Mark+Bainter · · Score: 1

      Second Witness. I worked on the "dns hackery" team writing code to handle BGP routing data for determining the closest squid rack to the requester.

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  101. Yeah, they WERE a web company... by Svartalf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They dropped off the face of the earth sometime in 2003... They were first an app server company (InfoSpinner) who sold the bulk of the tech to IBM as a relabeled by IBM product (WebSphere). They then decided, because of a downturn in fortunes caused by an severe glut of better competitors in that arena, to go into the content delivery network business (epicRealm). Keith patented the "invention" in question during that timeframe. However, I don't know for certain, but I doubt that Keith or the others came up with it all on their own- I think Sanjay might have had a hand in this whole thing and I'm kind of surprised that he's not listed on the patent. Anyhow, with this in hand and roughly $90 million in private placement money, they moved forward in the year of 2000 to offer the first CDN that could manage dynamic content delivery, in other words, they could handle caching requests for things like stock updates, etc. for thousands of people and know when the caches should immediately expire. This was impressive in and of itself. The problem with all of this is that they couldn't seem to hire any sales people that could sell their way out of a wet paper bag- of which, the sales staff always seemed to have time to play ping-pong or fooseball in the break room on the fourth floor. They were too enamored with the ability to do the dynamic website delivery and couldn't just mop the floor up with Akamai with a better product- so in the end, they burned 75 of the 90 mil placement funds in less than a year's time.

    Now, they seem to be a litigation bottom feeder like TSG- sad, really.

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    1. Re:Yeah, they WERE a web company... by Mark+Bainter · · Score: 1
      Amen. When the engineering staff generates more leads (which are then never followed up on, or closed) than the sales staff something is seriously wrong.

      Maybe if a certain CEO (who shall remain nameless, but whose name begins with J and ends with ohn Ferguson) had spent more time driving the business and less time leering at his secretary we would've been able to keep the business in the black.

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    2. Re:Yeah, they WERE a web company... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woah, wait. These ass monkies are repsonsible for Websphere? No wonder it sucks so much.

    3. Re:Yeah, they WERE a web company... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      I don't know, John wasn't solely to blame; I'd say it was a total lack of vision by the management from the CEO on down. Marketing couldn't get their damn act together. Sales didn't ride the asses of their sales people (I'd have fired those jokers for their playing ping-pong all the time...). We kept selling the dynamic caching abilities when we should have simply went after Akamai with a vengeance. We shouldn't have rolled out the service offering with some of the egregious design flaws that I ended up fixing a day late, dollar short (there was this nasty little bottleneck with expiry that took a million hit per second performant rack down to a couple of thousand hits per second- they'd made the damn thing blocking instead of async like the rest of Squid...).

      Sigh... So much potential. So much waste.

      It's a textbook case on how NOT to run a business.

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  102. Processing the request by Phantom_24 · · Score: 1

    And I quote:

    "releasing the Web server to process other requests, processing the request, the processing being performed by the page server concurrently with the Web server, as the Web server processes the other requests, and dynamically generating a Web page in response to the request"

    Go ahead, say processing the request again Mother&&#*$#

    What?

    Processing the request....

    What?!?!?

    **BAM**

  103. Yet more prior art by boutell · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just for the record, I have yet more prior art on this. In 1994 I developed, for Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory, a system that dynamically generated and cached GIF images of particular rectangular subregions of biology data as a web-based interface to same. In fact, I gave a presentation on it at the Second International Web Conference and talked specifically about its caching capabilities and so on. And I know I'm not the only one with prior art on this stupidity.

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    1. Re:Yet more prior art by back_pages · · Score: 1
      And I know I'm not the only one with prior art on this stupidity.

      Of course! It's perfectly reasonable to expect a patent examiner to unearth your INCREDIBLY MONUMENTAL presentation about cached GIF images of rectangular subregions of biology data that are dynamically cached with a web-based interface! You'd have to be a FRIGGIN IDIOT to miss THAT contribution to human knowledge.

      If you honestly take yourself as seriously as your post implies, you might be interested in learning a little about how patent examining is actually performed. It'll make you look less hilarious to people who do when you're sharing your resume at every opportunity.

      If you have published and dated material from your presentation, why not send a little email to eHarmony? Just ask them to pass it along to their legal staff to take a look. If it makes a legitimate attack on the legitimacy of the patent, they'll be sure to make use of it. If you don't pass it along, I'm afraid that they might not find your widely-publicized, so freaking-freaking-famous-they-make-shows-on-VH1-ab out-it presentation at the Second International Web Conference in 1994 (there must have been like dozens of people there! I bet the musical guest was an awkward white guy rapping about "cyber space" and the "information super highway"), and that would be a real shame.

      Additionally, it might shake the reputation that
      Slashdot is the Fox News of the Patent System
      if a 4-digit UID Slashdotter actually contributed to a validity attack on a rabidly hated patent.

      I hope that helps.

    2. Re:Yet more prior art by back_pages · · Score: 1
      So I went and looked it up.

      Linky

      I presume that's the paper you're talking about.

      I read it quickly (not exhaustively) and I don't see material there that would reject the patent's claims. I'm playing devil's advocate here (aka the attorney, you get to be a patent examiner (yay!)). This is a small sampling of what you'd be up against.

      I don't see the paper mention the creation of a "dynamic Web page". It appears to discuss dynamic generation or caching of GIF images, but everybody knows that a Web page is more than a simple GIF image. The paper doesn't teach anything about "routing said request from said Web server to a page server", which is a critical piece of the invention. In fact, the paper to be more directed toward a graphics retrieval optimization, not a dynamic Web page load balancing invention like claim 1.

      In fact, the paper even teaches away from the claimed invention in stating "The final compression operation which produces a GIF image unavoidably consumes processor time." The entire purpose of the invention is to save processor time. The paper goes on to suggest that uncompressed image formats are undesirable because most browsers don't support them. This just goes to show how the paper does not address dynamic creation of a "Web page". The paper neither discloses (35 USC 102 - novelty) nor suggests (35 USC 103 - non-obviousness) the invention of claim 1. It would be overkill to address the other claims.

      (Now, speaking as a non-lawyer, I see your original point perfectly. Your actual presentation and your implementation might be exactly the same concept as this patent, but that doesn't mean a thing. If you don't have the evidence, it won't hold up in court. Have a great evening.)

    3. Re:Yet more prior art by servoled · · Score: 1

      Slashdot is the Fox News of the Patent System

      LOL... That is perhaps the funniest thing I've ever read in a Slashdot patent story. It's a shame that its also incredibly accurate, for both Fox News and Slashdot.

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    4. Re:Yet more prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, another person who really needs to stop flaming strangers on the 'net and needs to start getting laid.

  104. Check Out Epic Realm's Site by johnnytv · · Score: 1

    http://www.epicrealm.com/ Nothing to see here...move along..

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  105. Habib Marwan for President! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's high time to elect a U.S. President who is both capable of getting things done and has a serious interest in changing the United States back to the country it ought to be.

    Marwan for President in 2008!

  106. Boycott Unreal Tournament by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If epic games are going to do this, yall should boycott these losers...

  107. I'm sorry... by thesnarky1 · · Score: 1

    I patented the burning of people being eaten by ants while beaten. That'll be $10 million.

  108. Oh, really? by durangotang · · Score: 1

    "truth is we're in for a moderate price climb, but it'll result in a pardigm shift."

    With all due respect, I'd like to see you prove that statement.

    As former CEO of Haliburton, and now for better or worse, Vice President, consider what Dick Cheney had to say on the matter in a 1999 speech:

    "By some estimates, there will be an average of two-percent annual growth in global oil demand over the years ahead, along with, conservatively, a three-percent natural decline in production from existing reserves.That means by 2010 we will need on the order of anadditional 50 million barrels a day."

    Only now, I believe the situation is worse.

    Checkout this site for a viewpoint that differs. They are too apocolyptic for me, but it provides some good links and interesting data.

    I believe that there will be some major changes, but not pandaemonium, and yes a change to alternate energy sources. I also believe that based on the data that is available--all indicators point to the fact that we have indeed reached peak oil (see the above site for more info).

    There are a couple of wildcards, however. Do a search for Alan Chamberlin, Eden Energy or The Great Basin (in Nevada/Utah). Chamberlin is a geologist who believes to have found oil prospects in Nevada that exceed even Saudi reserves and has spent the last 20 years of his life (privately) on this quest after leaving Exxon, Gulf and Marathon. While major corporations such as Shell Oil spent nearly $200 million a half century ago sampling and measuring the area, then later abandoning it (along with others), advances in geological analysis might prove they left to soon. I recently stumbled across some of Dr. Chamerlin's literature and it was an interesting read. His company Eden Enegy, purchased 210,000 acres at the epicenter of the basin and begin drilling this fall. Just a few months ago, a company known as Wolverine announced a prospect on the eastern edge of the basin estimated at ~1 billion barrels that they have already drilled to success (they sat on this for nearly a year allegedly, as they purchased more property).

    In any case, there is a lot of oil activity now going on in that area and my whole point is to illustrate that we may have a lot more petrolium than the current status quo agreement leads you to believe. I also believe that demand will exceed our expectations (led by China), along with environmental impact and that the switch to alternative energies might be more abrupt and driven by a greater necessity than a "gradual shift".

    Some food for thought.

    1. Re:Oh, really? by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      Sorry for my delayed response:
      "truth is we're in for a moderate price climb, but it'll result in a pardigm shift."

      With all due respect, I'd like to see you prove that statement.


      Easy. We had a paradigm shift in the 1970's that resulted in increased popularity of smaller Japanese cars. There's a few failures in the "total destruction" oil POV. The big difference lies in the Cost of Oil vs. The cost of alternatives. Today oil is the cheapest. If it's no longer the cheapest, we'll find other ways.

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  109. prior work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok so I did a dynamic web page project for my senior design project in college. 1994!!!! You think I could hit them with a prior work suit? My project included a cgi app that parsed custom tags and retrieved data from a database based on input....

  110. I dunno about that. by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    I answered honestly and I was given matches. And some of thse macthes were from atheists. The $400 a year price is what turned me away.
    +++
    I once was a great hacker.

  111. Very funny! My site is nonprofit by cool_st_elizabeth · · Score: 1

    I run an informational website and don't charge anyone money to access it. I put together all the information on it, and I wrote the code for the php search engine. It sounds to me like these folks are just trying to copy Amazon and Microsoft, and sue anybody who comes up with a cool idea. And anyway I don't think I've ever heard of them until today.

  112. Re:Simple explanation by symbolic · · Score: 1


    It's called "job security".

  113. prior art by tlahoda · · Score: 1

    I have prior art from at least 1998

  114. Even worse by Agarax · · Score: 1

    How about they lose the right to patent anything else ever again?

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  115. Continuing in their own footsteps by Atroxodisse · · Score: 1

    Like 95% of patents this one is bogus. Yet again, the USPTO relies on the pockets of the victims of these "attacks" to weed out the "bad" patents.

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  116. it's been done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know I've seen a geek dating site somewhere. google would know. of course, it probably has the problem that girl geeks like me are taken before we even find the site... :)

  117. The big problem... by jd · · Score: 1
    ...is that there is no real distinction. CGI simply takes input (usually from a GET or POST operation) and returns output, by means of parsing that input by a named program.


    The distinction between naming the program in the URL explicitly and naming the program as a "handler" then implicitly referring to it via, say, an extension (eg: .php or .asp) or via a MIME type (eg: application/gzip) is largely meaningless. It's just a level of abstraction.


    Indeed, to differentiate is to basically say that they can patent a specific level of abstraction. It is not so much the process they are patenting as the level of indirectness with which the process is triggered.


    That is the SOLE way you can differentiate between a CGI script and a handler. Since abstraction is a damn sight older than the web, or even computers, the "invention" they must logically be claiming is the ability to run a program remotely over the web by abstract reference rather than direct naming.


    It needs to be that precise, as remote execution is positively ancient - rsh and rexec certainly predate HTTP - and even the abstract reference bit was done by Gopher and WAIS.


    However, can they even claim to have invented abstract handlers for the web? No, not really. NCSA had a limited ability to do abstraction, as I recall. Apache's "Server-Side Includes" are certainly done via an abstract handler and always have been. (You could either use the .shtml extension or set XBITHACK and then make the .html executable. Apache then inferred you wanted to use that mechanism.)


    You could actually do quite a bit with SSI's - I used them to parse the HTTP header to get the browser type and then #include any page hacks needed to get the HTML to work right.


    Multiviews would be another implicit handler - if it can't find the file directly, multiviews attempts to pick up a language-specific version. (I don't know if there's any extensions yet that let you select on any other variable in the HTTP header, though that would be nice.)


    I don't know what handlers the CERN server supported, but that would be the "Ultimate" in Prior Art, as that was the first web server ever written. It would be hard for anyone to claim to have invented a web technology prior to the invention of the web.

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  118. I think it's a fair claim by glowworm · · Score: 0

    After reading the patent I see that back in 1995 they come up with the idea of off-loading rendering to another computer leaving the primary web-server free to do it's work.

    Well, excuse my going against popular opinion, but that seems to be a novel and unique approach for the time. All prior art they mentioned the technique of using CGI on the same machine for rendering not offloading the work to another processor.

    If they were clever enough to come up with an idea, that 10 years later seems obvious or impacts on multiprocessors - then bad luck! They came up with the idea and they have the right to get benefits from it's use by others.

    Stop winging!

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  119. the force behind it all by eleuth · · Score: 1

    Perhaps if we look into all these little companies patenting everything we'd find Al Gore behind everything. After all, what better way to support the claim of inventing the Internet than by patenting all the related technologies through companies he controls?

  120. hmm by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

    if i had something trivial to patent, lived in the us, and money to burn, i would sue the USPTO for infringing on my patents, that would get the bastards to reform (presuming it actually cost them enough money).

    i wonder if the big companies that want patent reform would do this.

  121. asyncrously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF is "asyncrous"/"syncrously"/"asyncrously"?
    ITYM "asyncronous"/"syncronously"/"asynchronously"!

    HTH, HAND

    AC

  122. Prior art out the wazoo.. by jcr · · Score: 1

    Paul Kunz was generating dynamic web pages from database queries on the IBM mainframe at SLAC that hosted the very first web server in the United States.

    -jcr

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  123. Penalty by ElDuderino44137 · · Score: 1

    I think the penalty for this sort of behavior needs to be higher. Keep people from thinking there's any benefit to trying to be "clever".

    Burning at the stake comes to mind.

  124. Prior Art? by cyclist1200 · · Score: 1

    Isn't just about every website they could target considered prior art?

  125. I have a better one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Stake out victim in the middle of a desert,
    Apply honey, fire ants, burning brands, and red hot pokers in unpleasant places

    Optional pre step of flagulating the victim with stinging nettles beforehand. They will squeal/cease and desist in no time

  126. Your sig... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Yes, firefox is indeed greater than women. Can women block pops up for you? No. Can Firefox show you naked women? Yes.'

    Let me clue you in on a secret... Women can show you naked women too. Figuring out how is an exercise left to the reader. :-)

  127. It is not pure dynamic content that is claimed... by rew · · Score: 1

    They claim patent for the principle to figure out some dynamic stuff first, and then delegate to pure webservers.

    I was hoping to be able to say that prior art of this principle could be found on slashdot, but the patent is '96, and slashdot '97 as far as I can see.

    Here (the Netherlands) a patent should be "non-obvious to someone in the trade, faced with the problem". I claim that this is NOT the case. It IS obvious that with limited resources, lots of stuff of a site like slashdot still has lots of sub-elements that can be served from a simple page-serving server. Invented independedly by the slashdot guys when faced with the problem.

  128. I knew it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always thought christianity was a good way to pick up chicks. Forget finding women in school, bars, clubs, and dating services - im goin to Church.

  129. GRRRR! by azarc3 · · Score: 1

    "The EU Commission really has to be raked in before its too late. How about their power to propose directives is removed. That would be similar to a proper Parliamentary directive where the civil servants don't create the laws."

    More to the point, how about they just stop awarding stupid Patents? Both the EUC and the USPTO are guilty of that one.... how about somebody patent something that is really earth-shattering for a change, and fight over THAT, like a water-powered vehicular engine? THAT would be worth it. Otherwise, all you see is a bunch of the smartest DUMB people trying to get rich like SCO tried to.

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