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IBM Training Employees To Leave IBM?

lucabrasi999 writes "IBM just launched a new program that will encourage some employees to earn teaching certificates and degrees. IBM will help defray the costs of these new degrees. With those newly earned degrees, the IBM employee would then become a 'former' IBM employee who moves onto a career as a public school math or science teacher. While it seems odd that IBM would encourage employees to switch careers, the point is that IBM is trying to help offset an expected shortage in the number of math and science teachers in the United States." From the article: "While many companies encourage their employees to tutor schoolchildren or do other things to get involved in education, IBM believes it is the first to guide workers toward switching into a teaching career. The company expects older workers nearing retirement to be the most likely candidates, partly because they would have more financial wherewithal to take the pay cut that becoming a teacher likely would entail."

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  1. PR by daniil · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My guess is, they're just trying to pick up some good karma, "encouraging" people to pick up a teaching career and leave, instead of just laying them off life HP did. That way, they'll be able to cut their employment costs, at the same time still retaining a positive image.

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    1. Re:PR by hendridm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It can't hurt to have individuals who are tech savvy and sympathetic to IBM in many schools, either.

    2. Re:PR by Namronorman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I honestly don't think so. As the article said, the most likely candidates will be the ones near retirement.

      As much as you and I may fear it, today's generation is tommorow's work force, and a lot of that work will have to do with math and science. I know when I was in school, math and science classes seemed to be lacking, or sometimes more advanced classes weren't even available. This might not show an immediate success, but over time it could change a lot of people's minds about math and science and open a way for people who want to learn these subjects more.

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    3. Re:PR by autocracy · · Score: 1

      ... but if that is the case, it's the slickest corporate move I've seen anyway. No matter how you cut it, IBM is doing something good.

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    4. Re:PR by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Schoolteachers with real-world work experience are very valuable.

      Most teachers never... ever... left the school system.

    5. Re:PR by daniil · · Score: 1
      As the article said, the most likely candidates will be the ones near retirement.

      And just "letting go" people nearing retirement would hurt their 'positive' image even more...

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    6. Re:PR by plover · · Score: 1
      And it sounds really good to me, too!

      I'd love it if my company offered to pay for my doctorate and said "here, go teach high school kids." (At least I'd love it in about 10 or 15 years, after I had more savings and no kid in college.)

      This is a really, really smart program. Too bad my old IBM buddy retired two weeks ago -- I'd ask him if he'd heard about this program. I'll just have to ask his replacement.

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    7. Re:PR by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Very true. The best teachers I ever had in college (engineering) had real world experience. I think it is actually the best kind of career to have after you work in industry for about 20 to 30 years. You don't have to work too hard when your body is older and can't take as much stress. Both you and the people you teach are much better off for it.

    8. Re:PR by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      this way when they lay them off to deny them their retirement packages, they can maintain their image ;)

    9. Re:PR by part_of_you · · Score: 0
      My guess is, they're just trying to pick up some good karma, "encouraging" people to pick up a teaching career and leave, instead of just laying them off life HP did. That way, they'll be able to cut their employment costs, at the same time still retaining a positive image.

      That goes without saying, I think. But what is really happening is that, and as great as the education system is America now, there would be far to many teachers, and it would then suck to be a teacher.

      Isn't it funny how teachers are so admired, but at the same time, so disrespected? Teaching is not something that you do because you -needs a job man-, it's only successful if it comes from your heart. Maybe that sounds cheesy, but it's true.

      I can hear it now, "Don't you talk to me like that you little shit, I use to work at IBM!"

    10. Re:PR by youlogee · · Score: 1

      From TFA "If selected, the employees would be allowed to take a leave of absence from the company, " this gives them the option to return to full-time status at a later date

    11. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA

      They're not letting people go, it's not mandatory. It's the employee's choice and they get to keep their benefits.

      FTFA

      The workers would have to get approval from their managers to participate. If selected, the employees would be allowed to take a leave of absence from the company, which includes full benefits and up to half their salary, depending on length of service.

    12. Re:PR by youlogee · · Score: 1

      Theyre doing it on a trial basis, and the employees are hearing about it the same time you are

    13. Re:PR by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > They're not letting people go, it's not mandatory

      I think he understands that. What he's saying is that layoffs would be bad P.R., whereas this looks like service to the country.

      Personally, I think it's a mixture. IBM sees that it could save money by reducing its workforce, doesn't want its stock to drop, and ALSO doesn't want to just toss its employees out on their butts. After all, many of those employees helped make IBM what it is today.

    14. Re:PR by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      Most teachers never... ever... left the school system.

      That's because in K-12, the teachers' union has a lock. Only certified educators need apply. There was a recent proposal to bring in retired professionals to help alleviate the claimed teacher shortage. There was nothing but howls of outrage from the teachers and their handlers. Considering that some of my kids' teachers have been unable to spell or write a complete sentence, I don't see that the certification has much worth. That said, there are a few really good teachers in the system, just like any other job.

    15. Re:PR by mikael · · Score: 1

      Same here - the best teachers I had were those who had worked in research institutes, had been laid off, but were doing teaching until something better came along.

      But the strangest time was having an English teacher who later become our Computer Theory lecturer.

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    16. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Sometimes, I feel IBM is way more evil than M$, because everything it does is like a small move of chess here and there. Of course it has helped them and they can't be blamed for being this way. However M$, Google are more 'in your face' kind of company and don't play as subtle games as IBM does.

    17. Re:PR by BewireNomali · · Score: 1

      I agree. Even further, I always thought it was a good idea to recruit teachers from youngish retirees.

      They've raised children and therefore can handle them. They command respect by virtue of their seniority, and because they draw revenue from retirement funds, they can afford to actually live on teacher salaries.

      Oh, and let's not forget the most important thing; they can actually teach because they have life experience in addition to subject specific knowledge.

      Instead, teachers these days for the most part are those who barely got out of school and couldn't get other gigs with their non-specific generalized degrees.

      My nephew's third grade teacher (God she's hot) is like the dimmest light bulb ever. Poor kids. I give my nephew extra assignments over IM. Meanwhile, my angel investor is still vibrant and itching for something to do. He compensates by giving his money away (bless you).

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    18. Re:PR by dankasfuk · · Score: 0

      True.
            And if you think about it, it's really nothing more than a smart long term investment. If they are looking toward the future, they are simply adding to their potential employee candidate pool. (Not to mention that math and science students might be influenced by the IBM background of their teacher/professor.)

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    19. Re:PR by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      I find it endlessly ironic that at some of the most expensive and most elite private schools in the country -- the ones that the true elite send their kids to -- many of the teachers aren't certified. They're professionals, in some cases quite fresh out of whatever occupation they're actually trained in, taking a break for a while to teach. Or in other cases they're not certified, but they've been teaching kids for so long that it's irrelevant.

      I think the theory with the non-certified teachers is that by being able to cast a wider net in terms of finding staff, they can actually get people who are a better match to the institution and students. Versus a public school facing a shortage of certified teachers, who may have to basically take anybody who comes in the door with a certificate, no matter how otherwise inept they may be. Also, private schools can get rid of teachers who don't cut it. Plus, they offer fringe benefits (often free or subsidized housing) that in some cases let them draw people that they otherwise wouldn't be able to afford.

      The education unions have a point that systems like this might not scale too well to the public education system as a whole, but it's interesting food for thought that the more you pay, the fewer "educators" you get, versus people who may have actually had a prior career in the subject area.

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    20. Re:PR by Thangodin · · Score: 1, Troll

      This might be a way of busting the anti-science trend that you see in Intelligent Design and various other post-modernist or new-age flakiness. Face it, a country where 60% of the population believes in Satan but only 20% believes in evolution is not going to remain a superpower or technological or scientific leader for much longer. And with the visa restrictions due to the war on terror, IBM has to settle for what they can get in America, which right now, isn't very good pickings.

      I'm sorry, but most of the new-age and fundamentalist beliefs out there amount to sloppy thinking. The current plague of fundamentalism is just new-age occultism with a biblical spin. Cat Stevens was a major league acid casualty before he went all Muslim and started rooting for Khomeini against Salman Rushdie--that should give you an idea of the flake factor at play amongst the Born Agains. How much of that do you think a company like IBM can take without it affecting the bottom line? This is a company whose slogan was "Think!", and these people won't.

      I'm glad to see IBM is doing something about it. I wonder how long it will be before Bill Gates catches on and wades in with all his money. Somebody's gotta do it, because, unlike England, the U.S. doesn't have a rich colony to pitch in when it reaches senile old age.

    21. Re:PR by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Face it, a country where 60% of the population believes in Satan but only 20% believes in evolution is not going to remain a superpower or technological or scientific leader for much longer.

      I completely agree, which is why I'm wondering why you then say this:

      I'm glad to see IBM is doing something about it. and Somebody's gotta do it,

      The way I see it, nobody has to do it, and it's really pretty pointless to bother with that many people lacking a basic education and succumbing to such backwards beliefs. (Just watch; a bunch of slashdotters are going to reply to this in anger, and some more will mod me down as a troll because I'm "blaspheming". Even a forum oriented towards technologists isn't immune to this.) You had it right before; we're simply not going to be a technological or scientific leader for much longer. Smart people will be working on their exit strategy right now.

    22. Re:PR by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      As much as you and I may fear it, today's generation is tommorow's work force, and a lot of that work will have to do with math and science.

      Does it? How so? Most jobs of the future are going to be service jobs: "would you like fries with that?". Jobs having to do with math will only require grade-school-level math: $10.99 + $2.99 = $13.98. "Would you like to save 10% by applying for a store credit card?".

      Now, the people who want to make a lot more money in our society will have to know some math, too. For instance, a tilelayer will have to be able to calculate how many 13" x 13" tiles will be needed to cover a 14 x 22 foot room, which will require perhaps 7th grade math skills. Advanced tilelayers specializing in fancy designs might need to have better skills, but probably not since they'll have a computer program to do it for them.

      I really don't see how science is necessary for any of the jobs of the future. And this is just as well, as science is completely at odds with what religious people know is the "Truth"; these religious people are a majority in our society now, so we might as well give up on this science crap since our preachers already know all the answers.

      You might be asking, "who's going to write that computer program for the tilelayer", or "who's going to design the computer?". People in other countries, of course. That stuff is too technical for us, and besides, even today you can get a lot more money laying tiles or installing roofs than you will for designing computer chips with a PhD in engineering. How exactly do you propose to convince kids they should go into that kind of career?

      This might not show an immediate success, but over time it could change a lot of people's minds about math and science and open a way for people who want to learn these subjects more.

      Even if American children suddenly took a big interest in math and science, it's already too late; with a big lack of qualified workers (and a lot of those not sticking around in the profession because of the pay problems), all that work will be shipped offshore. Once it's gone, it's not coming back easily. I think it's better to just give up on it and move on.

    23. Re:PR by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      and a lot of that work will have to do with math and science.

      Really? Like what? Engineering is moving overseas because the labor rates are far cheaper. What is left are "liaison" workers between engineers and customers. I suppose you could argue that liaison workers need to know math and science, but they need to know everything, including history, writing, art, speech, language, etc. The specialist is doomed.

    24. Re:PR by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Schoolteachers with real-world work experience are very valuable.

      But often they find they cannot stand the goofy beurocracy and internal politics of school systems. You can't just fix problems, you have to go thru the channels and kiss up to the right people.

    25. Re:PR by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      My guess is, they're just trying to pick up some good karma, "encouraging" people to pick up a teaching career and leave, instead of just laying them off life HP did.

      If there was a "techie shortage", then the laid-off HP employees would have left loooooong ago, for the writing has been on the HP wall for years. And, IBM has dumped a bunch of employees in Europe. Shortage smortage.

      Evidence of suit bullshit, my friend. They are just greasing Congress for more visa workers and offshoring justification.

    26. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That stuff is too technical for us, and besides, even today you can get a lot more money laying tiles or installing roofs than you will for designing computer chips with a PhD in engineering. How exactly do you propose to convince kids they should go into that kind of career?

      Uh, because it's fun and enjoyable? Not everything is about making the big bucks, you know. Lots of people choose a career based on their interests, not earnings.

      Stay within the law, make lots of money, have fun: pick any two.

    27. Re:PR by WNight · · Score: 1

      It is a service to the country. The only difference between laying off workers and giving them the option to leave and help training for something new, is well, the choice, and the help. That it suits IBM too great. Enlightened self interest.

    28. Re:PR by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Uh, because it's fun and enjoyable? Not everything is about making the big bucks, you know. Lots of people choose a career based on their interests, not earnings.

      Sorry, but this is America, where we're taught from an early age that everything in life is about money. Not only that, but if you have any aspirations of owning a home and raising a family ("the American dream"), you need to have lots of money, since houses are expensive, kids are expensive, and health care is horrendously expensive. Unless you don't mind living in a trailer, but good luck finding a wife that way. What kind of woman would want to marry you if you spend all your time at work (because that's what your job requires), you only make $50-60k even after all those hours, and you can only afford a tiny house on that salary after all your other expenses? She could marry a lawyer who spends a little less time than that at work, and actually has some free time to spend with her, and who makes well over $100k or $200k. Or she could marry someone who has some other normal job that makes about $50k, but spent little or no time in school (and has no student loan debt), and only works 8 hours/day and has plenty of time to spend with her and the kids.

      As for fun and enjoyable, are you kidding? No job is fun and enjoyable. That's why they call it work. It might be fun if you're doing it as a hobby (like open-source programming), or when you're learning about it in school, but when you're in a workplace with management giving you deadlines and making decisions based on politics and business reasons rather than technical excellence, you'll soon find that it's not so fun and enjoyable any more, and it's just another job.

    29. Re:PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go where? Anyplace else is just as bad, if not worse. We must at minimum fight this war. To roll over is to commit suicide. Proper education is our strongest weapon against fundamentalism. IIRC, the liklihood that someone will beleive "Intelligent Design" bullshit is inversly proportional to their level of education.

    30. Re:PR by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Go where? Anyplace else is just as bad, if not worse.

      I can't claim to be a world traveler, but from what I've seen and read, there are plenty of places that offer comparable or better quality of living than the US, though for many of them you need to already have a large nest egg before you go there.

      For instance, Costa Rica is supposed to be pretty nice, and Brazil is very rapidly developing. There's a lot of American expatriates in Mexico as well, though what I've seen of that country (Baja region) didn't impress me much, so I hope the other parts are better. The thing that sucks about Mexico is that they're very prejudiced against non-natives, and as a non-citizen you can't own land there.

      Most western European countries certainly offer comparable or better standards of living; most studies rank Sweden as the #1 place to live, and other places close behind such as Netherlands and Switzerland.

      Australia and New Zealand would probably be nice as well, and you wouldn't even have to learn a new language. However, I understand they are very strict about who they let in over there. Some of the European countries may be the same.

      We must at minimum fight this war. To roll over is to commit suicide.

      Why? As an analogy, suppose you're working at a big company where you're treated like crap, no one likes your ideas, you never get a raise, etc. You have a small group of friendly coworkers with similar situations, but you're in the minority. An opportunity comes up to move to another company making twice as much money, and the company's products and actions seem to align much better with your values. You meet your potential boss and he likes you and thinks your ideas are great and thinks you'd be a real asset to his team. Would you stick around at the old company and try to change it from within, or just move to the new company and enjoy a new life there? I'd move to the better company.

      Theoretically, the same should go for countries, though in real life it's not nearly as easy as that. If all your countrymen are acting like idiots and electing corrupt politicians who are driving the country into the ground, why not go someplace where things are better? Again, the reality isn't as easy as just flying over to Switzerland and saying "here I am! Where's my job and new house?", but if you can do it, why not?

      Proper education is our strongest weapon against fundamentalism. IIRC, the liklihood that someone will beleive "Intelligent Design" bullshit is inversly proportional to their level of education.

      Where do you recall this from? I think you're mixing up your acronyms.

      I don't believe this at all. I've met many well-educated people who believe in ID/Creationism/religious nonsense. The key I've found is they aren't well educated in science at all; their education is usually in non-scientific fields, but not always; I've met fellow electrical engineers who were fundamentalist christians. I don't think many theoretical physicists would have beliefs like this, but then again I don't think any IDers would even go into a field like that anyway. This phenomenon is cultural; other cultures don't have any fixation on fundamentalist christianity, and ours does. That's just the way it is here, and I don't think it's going to change any time soon.

  2. Random thought... by Gothic_Walrus · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Lately, it seems more and more to me that IBM is taking Google's place as the "Don't be evil" company.

    With moves like this and their support of the open source scene, you'd think that they'd be Slashdot's new baby by now. :)

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    1. Re:Random thought... by Otter · · Score: 4, Funny
      I agree that this is the most cuddly downsizing ever, but am still not sure that IBM deserves quite as much love for this as they're getting.

      Anyway, until they drive a stake through the heart of Lotus Notes they can't claim to have fully abandoned evil...

    2. Re:Random thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Apple is the "cannot do evil" company these days on /. Steve Jobs could be caught having anal sex with children and the Apple apologists on /. would explain that pedophilia is a good thing because it teaches children about the real world.

    3. Re:Random thought... by hendridm · · Score: 4, Funny
      With moves like this and their support of the open source scene, you'd think that they'd be Slashdot's new baby by now.

      We're still recovering from Lotus Notes.

    4. Re:Random thought... by bradleycarpenter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think "Don't be evil" and "IBM" can be used in the same sentence. IBM is trying to place nice to get people to like them again. It is simply an evil way to trick you into thinking they are not evil. Who knows though. Perhaps they were at one point not evil and were simply pretending to be evil in order to get the bad boy admits on their side, and now are again going back to their non-evil ways. Personally I wouldn't trust them either way.

    5. Re:Random thought... by peragrin · · Score: 1

      You don't have to trust them.

      Of course if IBM wants to be the nice guy, and help people get and hold new jobs, why shouldn't they get some respect for it.

      Of course I will be keeping the other eye on them to make sure they don't become evil once again.

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    6. Re:Random thought... by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      Recovering!!!?

      We still have employees that use it. Well, Lotus 123. Same evil, different smell.

    7. Re:Random thought... by CrkHead · · Score: 1

      Lots of old people around here still. IBM has been doing great things these last several years, but don't forget Big Blue was the monopoly not all that long ago.

    8. Re:Random thought... by Nept · · Score: 1

      ... and I think every IBM employee will agree with you on that one too =)

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    9. Re:Random thought... by blamanj · · Score: 1
      From TFA:

      Up to 100 IBM employees will be eligible for the program in its trial phase.

      I don't think 100 employees and trial phase really count as downsizing.

      You're right about Notes, though.
    10. Re:Random thought... by rholliday · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know I do. I hate starting Lotus up. Using NotesBuddy helps a tad. It's a Sametime client that can act as a trimmed-down front-end to your Lotus Notes, so you rarely have to open it.

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    11. Re:Random thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, sure, IBM not evil...

      http://www.ibmandtheholocaust.com/

    12. Re:Random thought... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 0

      IBM owns Lotus. Lotus makes Notes, possibly the most evil program ever conceived. Until they rewrite that beast from scratch and make it resemble a normal email client, they're quite firmly in the "evil" category. Sorry.

    13. Re:Random thought... by hkka · · Score: 2, Interesting

      IBM is still the same old corporate curmudgeon they've always been. IBM specializes in the stealth layoff. These are terminations that occur pretty much under the radar because they are all over the continent in small groups of people in various departments.
              IBM is a corporate entity which by its very nature can never truly abandon its evil ways. Lets see how sugar coated my layoff with them sounds shall we?
              We found out IBM lost the contract for the company I was working for 90 days before the outsourcing contract renewal date. Within two weeks we are told that we are responsible for finding another job within the company. To help us we were directed to an internal website called "opportunitymarketplace" where we could search for a position within the company. A typical search for all positions available across all 50 states from band levels 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest) revealed nothing. 30 days left on the contract we are informed we are part of a resource action. Now because we are part of a resource action even if we found another job within IBM we were still treated as outsiders which meant even if we did get accepted for the position we would still have to wait 30 days before being able to get hired and of course by then the position would of gone to someone else.
            For the ultimate cosmic hug and I say this with bleeding sarcasm is their separation package which I've heard on good word that it was written by satan himself! In it you agree that if you want to collect your severance pay you agree to not sue them. You agree to not take a job like say your old position with their competitor for the next 30 days and if you do you forfeit your severance. The severance is 2 weeks of pay for each year you have worked.
              My father was axed 2 weeks before his 25 year. In the old IBM 25 years meant receiving a plaque and rolex watch as an anniversary gift. For him it was to arrive at a Best Western Hotel at 5am one morning to be informed that his position had been surplused and his service van, laptop and equipment was taken on the spot. Things sure have changed. Its no wonder why there is a shortage of technical workers and students aren't enrolling in computer science.
              I worked for IBM for about 8 years 2 years were spent working for a subsidiary of theirs called TSS aka Tough Shit Sucker on account of the 10% pay cut all IBM employees took when the service division was forced over into TSS. And of course my time with TSS never counted towards my tenure with IBM. So to answer your question. No, IBM does not deserve much love at all for what they've done and are doing to their employees.

    14. Re:Random thought... by ArtDent · · Score: 1

      IBM Workplace Messaging

      I haven't actually used it yet, so I can't say if it's any better than Notes.

    15. Re:Random thought... by Junta · · Score: 1

      Ugh, nothing but gaim with meanwhile for me:
      http://meanwhile.sourceforge.net/plugins/
      (The plugin to interface with the IBM employee directory is nice thing to find on the internal web). NotesBuddy is just another piece of Windows crap.

      Now if they could only give me a way to read my friggin' mail under linux without wine, and, even more importantly, without notes.

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    16. Re:Random thought... by trygstad · · Score: 1

      They also need to whomp up a decent OpenOffice.org import filter for Lotus WordPro files.

    17. Re:Random thought... by dapyx · · Score: 1
      IBM employees still have to use Lotus Notes. So far, I have not met an IBMer that was not exasperated by it.

      Heh, my boss recently accidently deleted all his mails because of Lotus Notes. :-)

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  3. Just amazing... by ajiva · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is just amazing! While other companies encourage employees to get advance degrees to help yourself, no other company encourges employees to get advance degrees to help others. Excellent!

    1. Re:Just amazing... by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Hahahahahahahah. Yes. Very amazing.

      We're going to teach you how to perform a MUCH lower paying job and then lay you off.

      Brilliant! I'm sure if you're making $80 or $100k at IBM, you're looking forward to a life long career of teaching for $35k.

    2. Re:Just amazing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always wonder at the age of those who insert written laughs (i.e., hahahaha). It's such a strange way to begin a rebuttal. --- The MSN generation?

    3. Re:Just amazing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Companies with large pension obligations who would like to keep their 'ex' employees minds off of retirement for as long as possible?

    4. Re:Just amazing... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      If your first response to a statement is to laugh, why should it not be the first thing to say?

    5. Re:Just amazing... by aaronl · · Score: 0, Redundant

      To quite myself from elsewhere:

      "That's crazy... throughout most of the country teachers earn upwards of $45,000. They also work only 8 months of the year and in a job that doesn't require any form of manual labor. That would make the average teacher salary above $65,000, if they taught a full 12 months. Consider that the average salary across the country is around $35,000 for 12 months of work, the average teacher is making nearly double the average wage. They also get benefits and often receive stipends, which are not figured as part of the salary."

      So you would get that teacher's salary, plus your IBM pension. You'd also still have benefits, since teachers get those. That looks like a good deal to me!

    6. Re:Just amazing... by rholliday · · Score: 2, Informative

      Somehow I doubt the $80k-$100k salaried employees will be the ones applying and/or picked. Probably people more like me, making $40k in support, not $100k in product development.

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    7. Re:Just amazing... by Draknor · · Score: 1

      Uh, sorry, you were corrected elsewhere & I'll correct you here, as well.

      Most of the country's teachers do NOT earn upwards of $45,000 for 8 months of work. The median *annual* salary range is just $40-$44k, and starting average salary is $30k. The lowest 10% of teachers make $25-$30k.

      These figures are also undoubtedly skewed by teachers who perform extra functions (coaching sports, advising extra curriculars, and teaching summer school) to up their salary.

      Source: BLS (numbers from 2002).

      Assuming these employees get a teacher salary of maybe $30k, and an IBM pension, and benefits - yeah, that'd be a decent gig. But let's not over-inflate numbers here.

    8. Re:Just amazing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what? You're just pissed because he's not gay enough to use dicky little retarded emoticons to make your lame ass happy.

    9. Re:Just amazing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please change your sig to something that isn't spam.

    10. Re:Just amazing... by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "The median *annual* salary range is just $40-$44k, and starting average salary is $30k. The lowest 10% of teachers make $25-$30k."

      also they have a lot of deductions from their base salary that is non-negotiable, like union dues, pension fees, buying materials for their classrooms, etc...

      I think the hardest part about the 8 month work schedule is only getting paid during those 8 months and having to save a bit of each paycheck to cover you for the months you have "off".

  4. Well by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's nicer than firing them.

    1. Re:Well by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 2, Insightful
      That's nicer than firing them.
      And probably cheaper than laying them off.
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    2. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also it is a lot cheaper than laying them off both the in PR & accounting side of things.

      Exit strategy!!

    3. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. You try teaching English Comp. and get back to me on that.

    4. Re:Well by GrouchoMarx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's nicer than firing them.

      And that's precisely the idea. IBM figures if they "encourage" their most senior and skilled (read: most expensive) employees to go elsewhere, they can downsize without the PR unpleasantness of layoffs. It's the same logic as "early retirement" programs, but rather than buying out a contract you pay someone to go into teaching instead.

      Frankly, IBM can have all the good PR they want from this move. Helping your employees to get another job before you fire them is great from a social responsibilty standpoint, and helping them into teaching, a field that always needs *experienced* people in it, is even better. Sure, IBM is doing it for primarily financial reasons but everyone wins in the end, so I'm perfectly fine with that.

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    5. Re:Well by mikael · · Score: 1

      And far cheaper than paying pensions for people on early retirement. My uncle was laid off by IBM in the mid 1980's when he was in his 50's, so he took early retirement. 20 years on, he's still going strong.

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  5. Go IBM. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If there's anything America needs, it's more science teachers.

    1. Re:Go IBM. by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Teachers don't get to decide whether or not evolution or "creationism" is taught. More science teachers means more people to teach whatever the PTA and administration and government education committees have deemed important (which in most places these days, means vocational training).

    2. Re:Go IBM. by MickoZ · · Score: 1

      But if those teacher are the ones who are not good enough for the company, that might be overally wrong for the industry.

    3. Re:Go IBM. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there's anything America needs, it's more science teachers. Nope. Anyone else as president is what "America" needs.

    4. Re:Go IBM. by rholliday · · Score: 1

      This is a volunteer program at this point, and it sounds like the target is middle or high school, not college. They're wanting kids to do better on the standardized tests and go to college more prepared. The major effect on "the industry" will still be caused by college teachers.

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    5. Re:Go IBM. by MickoZ · · Score: 1

      Interesting that is is volunteer, very good point and that might appeal people that will prefer to do something else, or try something new. Also, I am not 100% agreeing that the major effect is in college, it really depend. But as in anything, the premise, the root influence a lot. And if you can teach well someone right at beginning, that is a big plus. It gives you a better potential for the future (including that the child has the talent and potential too).

    6. Re:Go IBM. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't think you should downplay the possible influence it could have. I give a lot of credit to my middle, junior high, and high school teachers for my love of science, math, and computers. (Mr. Wallingford, Mrs. Rohrbach, Mr. Frantz, Mrs. Allen, Mr. Schweisguth -- Thanks.) If it wasn't for them, maybe I wouldn't have even gone on to college (neither of my parents did, and my brother quit before I enrolled), or at least majored in something else. Instead, I got a BS in CS, a BA in Math, and I work as a software engineer. I'm a guy who loves his job and earns good money doing it.

      So many of my friends had mediocre math / science teachers who never conveyed the wonder and enjoyment of the pursuit of knowledge, let alone an understanding of the subject. From the stories I've heard, some of their teachers seem to have known little more than was in the textbook in front of them. I don't think it comes as a surprise that such teachers didn't inspire future engineers and scientists.

      I think exposing kids to enthusiastic and knowledgable math and science teachers can make a major impact on "the industry".

    7. Re:Go IBM. by sd_diamond · · Score: 1

      If there's anything America needs, it's more science teachers.

      Even better would be more scientists on school boards and in politics.

    8. Re:Go IBM. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Teachers don't get to decide whether or not evolution or "creationism" is taught. More science teachers means more people to teach whatever the PTA and administration and government education committees have deemed important (which in most places these days, means vocational training).

      Maybe not, but teachers on either side can give a presentation of "This is a load of bullshit, but you still need to be able to fill in the assigned answer on the test".

      A really good teacher can take any curriculum and find some way to stimulate their students and teach science. And of course a really bad teacher can take any curriculum and find some way ruin and smother science, to kill any interest and understanding of science.

      We desperately need highschool math teachers who have an interest in, education in, and understanding of, math. We desperately need highschool science teachers who have an interest in, education in, and understanding of, science.

      If we have literature majors teaching math and science then we're already sunk. Not to disparage literature majors... I don't think your typical math or science major would exactly be the best choice to teach highscool english classes.

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  6. bring over all the laid-off people from europe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    math & science with a french accent?

  7. Altruistic... by truthsearch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This definitely sounds like one of the most altruistic actions of a company I've ever heard. This will certainly lead to some happier employees. But it can also lead to more college professors having IBM experience, which could lead to students better educated to work at IBM. Not only does it help the industry, in the very long term it can come back to help IBM. This seems like fantastic foresight on IBM's part.

    1. Re:Altruistic... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Not only does it help the industry, in the very long term it can come back to help IBM.

      Which makes it a shrewd investment, not altruism. Not to take the warm-and-fuzzy off of it, or anything... but that's exactly what I would expect and hope a company of that size to be keeping in mind. They need a prosperous, educated, technically savvy population for their business model to succeed, so they're taking steps to help shape that future. That other people will benefit in terms of their own quality of life is exactly how capitalism is supposed to work - mutually beneficial participation. If IBM wants a certain type of future customer or employee to be available, they can act (or pay other people to act) to make that happen.

      This seems like fantastic foresight on IBM's part

      Yup, but let's not confuse it with "altruism," which is a dead end street. And, of course, it's a fair bet they're also prepping the way out the door for at least some of the people they'd otherwise be having to let go anyway, as they change to a strictly service structure.

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    2. Re:Altruistic... by uacheesehead · · Score: 1

      Good points, I agree.

    3. Re:Altruistic... by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it's good PR and a safe way to downsize but I agree that this is really altrustic and forward looking. Not the usual for American companies. If only the rest of the country was bright enough to follow IBM's lead.

      Crappy math & science in schools can only lead to our countries loss of power, wealth, and leadership of the world. That means fewer good employees available and fewer customers. Not a good thing for IBM (or the US) so it makes sense to keep their revenue stream fertilized. Their throw aways today can be money in their pocket tomorrow if handled right.

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    4. Re:Altruistic... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Let me take the liberty of taking your comments slightly out of order...

      Crappy math & science in schools can only lead to our countries loss of power, wealth, and leadership of the world. That means fewer good employees available and fewer customers. Not a good thing for IBM (or the US) so it makes sense to keep their revenue stream fertilized. Their throw aways today can be money in their pocket tomorrow if handled right.

      Yup.

      this is really altrustic

      Well, not really! You just described healthy, self-interested investment. And like most investment, the investors are doing what works for them, but the vehicles for that investment (jobs, customers, suppliers, infrastructure, and so on) mean that other people also benefit. Now, if everyone would look out for themselves with as much carefully applied creativity, we'd all be way ahead of the game. I think people confuse "altruism" with "participating in the economy."

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    5. Re:Altruistic... by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      I guess it depends if you believe that such a thing as /real/ altruism. Myself, I think everyone thinks of themselves even when thinking of others.

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  8. unemployment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It's called not paying unemployment/severance out.

    1. Re:unemployment by SavvyPlayer · · Score: 1

      IBM stands to save no money over the short term under this program:

      Organizations pay UI premium to the state during the course of an employee's employment. Once severed, the state then pays the former employee a certain amount (pro-rated against severance) for a fixed period of time.

      The employer is contractually obligated to pay a severance regardless of the employee's ability to find work as stated in the employee's original employment contract.

      A training program like this is likely to exceed US $1M per year in staffing, training program development, administration, employee productivity, etc.

    2. Re:unemployment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you really think any company is doing anything out of the good of their hearts, you have another thing coming.

      Individual organizations, like the Red Cross, for the sake of society and greater good, sure.

  9. Go IBM by BrianPan · · Score: 1

    Short term PR benefits, long term business and economy benefits. Can't argue with that.

    1. Re:Go IBM by vanango · · Score: 1

      I agree, people are getting into altruistic objectives, and you can argue about it as much as you'd like, the ethics, the sincerity, but utlimately, everyone benefits. IBM could roll out a few more million on some commercials, or spend it in a different approach, they care enough to take that initiative. It would be a lot easier to just hire some ad. company and be done with. It's refreshing to see a company care about the society.

  10. thats a lot different from EA's approach by tont0r · · Score: 1

    I have some friends at EA and during their interiew, they were basically told 'you arent going to finish up that masters degree'

  11. Shortage by superpulpsicle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Shortage is IBM's mainframe skills, not math and science in research. IBM is running on its last generation of mainframe employees. Many of which will retire in no more than 10 years. You want a job? Get into mainframes and you'll be looking at 60-80k salary easy. The companies deploying mainframes aren't going to discontinue anytime.

    1. Re:Shortage by truthsearch · · Score: 4, Informative

      Shortage is IBM's mainframe skills... IBM is running on its last generation of mainframe employees.

      I'm not sure where you get your info, but a few weeks ago I met a handful of young IBM workers from their mainframe department. They each work in different teams and told me there are both young and old. There's simply an age gap due to the 10 years of not hiring in the NY state area. But there are plenty of young employees working on ancient systems. These weren't kids installing linux, either. They were talking Z/OS and encryption.

    2. Re:Shortage by youlogee · · Score: 1

      Actually, IBM is actively hiring mainframe skills all over the board... support, development ... the lot. There are still schools in the country training new blood in the arts of ESA/390 and z/Architecture (not to mention the dearth of training IBM does). Sure there are lots of people getting on in years, but there are lots of young people as well. Also, I don't know where you get your salary info, but that's not quite right.

    3. Re:Shortage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where the hell are those jobs? Point to a source!

  12. Just a cheaper way for early retirement by louthegiantrat · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "The company expects older workers nearing retirement to be the most likely candidates, partly because they would have more financial wherewithal to take the pay cut that becoming a teacher likely would entail."


    This is really just a cost-cutting maneuver to encourage older employees to leave, similar to early retirement payouts.
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  13. Investing in the Future by Tiberius_Fel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, maybe they view it as a bit of an investment. Put some of their workers into teaching now, so that the upcoming generation(s) of people are well-educated in science, math, engineering, etc. by people with degrees and real-life experience. Then IBM has a better talent pool to pick from in the future, theoretically.

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  14. Sometimes, there's just no other choice. by topical_surfactant · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My (engineer) father was axed from his company one year before retirement. No one wants to hire an aging engineer in this market, so he took up high-school teaching as a last resort. It was a huge pay cut, but at least he could maintain medical benefits. He has an 70 mile commute every morning, since entry-level teachers were not in high demand.

    1. Re:Sometimes, there's just no other choice. by tont0r · · Score: 1

      thats horrible :(. the company i work for did that to someone (which is also horrible) and now the guy works for a competitor that is kicking our ass. karma -20 for us :P

    2. Re:Sometimes, there's just no other choice. by Eightyford · · Score: 1

      He has an 70 mile commute every morning

      Why doesn't he just move? And how to you pronounce the word seven?

    3. Re:Sometimes, there's just no other choice. by Lobachevsky · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Part of my cricicism on the school system is their treatment of very smart and highly experienced professionals as "novices". I'd rather have a 68yr old IBM TJ Watson vet with a PhD teaching a class than some 22yr old floozy with a 2yr associate's degree in "education".

    4. Re:Sometimes, there's just no other choice. by topical_surfactant · · Score: 1
      Why doesn't he just move?

      He did move. Houses aren't exactly easy to come by, but the commute was cut in half.

      And how to you pronounce the word seven?

      Hey, he's the teacher, not me. :P

    5. Re:Sometimes, there's just no other choice. by jhutch2000 · · Score: 1

      While there is something to what you say, the flip side is that knowing your sh!t doesn't mean you'll know how to teach said sh!t

    6. Re:Sometimes, there's just no other choice. by cellurl · · Score: 1

      I did the same thing. Have your dad give me a call sometime ebay2REMOVE@readynote.com. We can share war stories. I got out because I didnt want to spend another $10k to become highly qualified. I have been in college my whole life and I discourage it.

      I lasted one year. It was love/hate. Knowing math has absolutely no bearing on teaching!

      As the principals say, "anyone can teach and anyone can teach math"...

    7. Re:Sometimes, there's just no other choice. by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      While there is something to what you say, the flip side is that knowing your sh!t doesn't mean you'll know how to teach said sh!t

      When I was in school, Education was the major you switched to when you were failing out of your original choice. I don't see how being unable to learn a subject makes one qualified to teach others. My point is that being an educator doesn't necessarily mean you can teach either (or that you have any mastery of subject material).

    8. Re:Sometimes, there's just no other choice. by York+the+Mysterious · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have a 68 year old ex-IBM employee with 2 PhDs from UC Berkeley and the guy is the worst teacher ever. He can't even teach introduction to programming. A trained monkey could do the job better than him. His education and career work is amazing, but he still doesn't know how to teach.

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    9. Re:Sometimes, there's just no other choice. by mrbooze · · Score: 1

      Amen. I had some great teachers in my life. Some of them came from industry jobs (my community college programming professor, for one), but just as many of them were just plain good teachers who had always been teachers.

      A couple of the *worst* teachers I ever had were young prodigys who clearly knew and understood the material better than most people twice their age, but they were *terrible* teachers. I'm talking the people who would walk into the classroom, face the chalkboard, and proceed to write and talk to the chalkboard for an hour, and then leave.

      Having industry experience doesn't make you a good teacher, and not having it doesn't make you a bad teacher. I think the most important thing is a real love for teaching.

      Someone who just takes the teaching gig as a better-paying retirement plan is at risk of being yet another teacher who would prefer to be somewhere else. We don't need any of them, whether they're from Industry or not.

  15. 2 birds with 1 stone by winkydink · · Score: 1

    What a great way to get aging (i.e., expensive health benefits) workers off your payroll, but make them productive members of society in another role.

    We have approx 76 mln pre-k - 12 students in the US. Do we really need 250k math & science teachers?

    Assume 1 teacher can teach 4 classes per year to 20 students per class and that means that 20mln students aren't getting the math & science education they need? over 1 in 4? wow!

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    1. Re:2 birds with 1 stone by dgatwood · · Score: 1
      Try 5 classes per year to 35 students per class, and you're more in the ballpark for k-12. Now redo the math. That's approx. 1 in 1.74.

      In a country where almost half the teachers are coaches, this should not be surprising.

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  16. The first? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 3, Informative
    IBM believes it is the first to guide workers toward switching into a teaching career

    The DoD and DoE has had this for years.
    Troops to Teachers

    Still...not too shabby.

    1. Re:The first? by Karma_fucker_sucker · · Score: 1
      The DoD and DoE has had this for years.

      Yeah, but that's government. The fact the a corporation is doing it and their only obligation is to their shareholders is quite remarkable.

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    2. Re:The first? by MistChild · · Score: 1

      DEC had a program like this, I believe about 1989. The program was called "Engineers to Education" Of course, I guess that makes HP first since they now own the corpse of DEC and Compaq.

  17. and if they were really smart... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They would set up "The IBM Teaching Foundation" and pay the people who take them up on this offer the difference between their last annual salary at IBM and their new teaching position.

    Surely they could afford to take some of their billions in annual profit and fund the new foundation. http://www.intltwins.org/Twin, Triplet, or more?

    1. Re:and if they were really smart... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      Take money from their profit? Why would they do that?

      Set it up as a non-profit with a mission statement something along the lines of `improving the state of science and engineering teaching' by providing a financial incentives to qualified engineers and scientists who go into teaching, and who stay in teaching. Then they can offset the donations against tax.

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    2. Re:and if they were really smart... by technomom · · Score: 1

      They are going to make up at least some of the difference, as this article from AP states:

      "If selected, the employees would be allowed to take a leave of absence from the company, which includes full benefits and up to half their salary, depending on length of service. In addition, the employees could get up to $15,000 in tuition reimbursements and stipends while they seek teaching credentials and begin student-teaching."

      JoAnn

  18. Question by Comatose51 · · Score: 1

    What effect will this have on the employees' pension plans? Anyone know? It seems like IBM might have an incentive to do this to help ease the pain of paying pension as older employees retire. I don't know anything about their arrangements and rules. I'm not saying IBM is doing this out of evil but rather that it could be an arrangement that benefits both IBM and its older employees and not to mention students in the US. It seems a plan like this just to benefit American students is too long term for a corporation. Furthermore, the cost of pensions is proving to be a serious drag for many US companies. Just have a hunch and am wondering.

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    1. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM no longer has a pension plan. That plan, which was great while we had it, was axed a few years ago. We now have a wonderful 401K plan as a retirement benefit. And forget funded health plans after retirment (if you get there). Otherwise, great company to work for.

  19. Pay is the issue. by bcrowell · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The battlefield is littered with proposals to improve the dismal state of K-12 math and science education in America. I don't see how this proposal would work any better than the others.

    The biggest issue is pay. K-12 teaching is a low-paid, low-status job, and in high school, it involves dealing with a lot of hassles from the 50% of the students who don't want to be there, and are just being warehoused by the government until they turn 18. Often the people who go into K-12 teaching are liberal arts majors who were mediocre students in college, and decided relatively late in the game to become teachers, because they weren't really qualified to do much else. For those people, the pay and job conditions might be OK, but people who are actually qualified to teach math or science have better options.

    The effective government monopoly on education is preventing math and science teachers from being paid anything more in line with what they could get in a free market, and it also turns schools into assembly lines that produce students who pretend to have learned math and science, but actually couldn't calculate their way out of a paper sack. Part of the psychology of a government monopoly is to drag everybody down to the level of the lowest common denominator. Here, that means the lowest common denominator for both students and teachers.

    1. Re:Pay is the issue. by lost_techie · · Score: 2, Informative

      I totally disagree. I believe one of the reasons education has problem finding people is because of the myth perpetuated by Teacher Unions, that teachers are poorly paid. In Southern California, the starting salary for a primary school teacher is 42-45k(working only 9 months), that's way above the starting salary for college grad. And their salary doesn't cap until it reaches almost 6 figures. I started my career making only 35k.

    2. Re:Pay is the issue. by plover · · Score: 1
      it involves dealing with a lot of hassles from the 50% of the students who don't want to be there, and are just being warehoused by the government until they turn 18.

      Depends on the classes you end up teaching. My son is in four AP courses this year, and way more than half of those AP kids want to be in them (competition being what it is.) I suppose if you're stuck teaching remedial math or the "required-to-pass-the-grad-standards-Science-class " you're going to encounter a lot of unhappy kids. But if you've got a career specialty (programming, for example) you'll hopefully be put to use where your experience lies.

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    3. Re:Pay is the issue. by Da_Biz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The biggest issue is pay.

      Perhaps, but I think it depends on where you are in the US. In Portland, the biggest gripe I have heard from several teacher friends of mine is the fact that the union actively protects bad teachers. By bad, I mean incompetent, uncaring, and sometimes even openly racist or sexist. The whole circumstance is very demoralizing.

      The other big issue my teacher friends have is the impressive amount of money devoted to standardized testing and bloated administration in Portland schools. It's not that they're opposed to testing, per se, but they're troubled by the policies that are attached to it, as well as the questionable quality of the NCLB. (see http://petelee.blogspot.com/2005/02/no-child-left- behind-or-so-wed-like-to.html)

      The pay, ironically enough, has never really been that big of a concern. It's not great, but one can live decently in Portland on it (see http://www.all4ed.org/publications/NationalEducati onSummitOnHighSchools/Oregon.pdf) . My friends got into teaching because they felt a strong call to teach kids, not because they aspired to ride teh hype, take a company public and Profit!!!

      While I applaud IBM's desire to support education, more needs to be done to change the intrinsic cultural problems in how schools are managed. No sense training new teachers if they're not going to stay: 3 out of the 5 friends of mine who got involved with teaching left because they became disillusioned and demoralized.

      Often the people who go into K-12 teaching are liberal arts majors who were mediocre students in college, and decided relatively late in the game to become teachers, because they weren't really qualified to do much else.

      According to the all4ed.org site I included above, that is not appear to be the case for high school teachers. And, my anecdotal experience with teachers indicates that they were high achievers in college. It's difficult to find teaching jobs in Portland, even with attrition, so it's almost a requirement to have a Master's degree. Also, after being accepted to Carnegie-Mellon University, a friend of mine shocked his parents by informing them that he planned to become a teacher. Not for the money, but an opportunity to pass a love of math on to future generations.

      As an aside, I'd note that most of my instructors at Portland Community College (also not notable for good pay), were frequently Masters-level instructors and Ph.D's with extensive professional (pre-teaching) experience. One excellent Pre-Calculus teacher I had was formerly a mathematician for NASA).

      The effective government monopoly on education is preventing math and science teachers from being paid anything more in line with what they could get in a free market, and it also turns schools into assembly lines that produce students who pretend to have learned math and science

      I don't know if the government monopoly, per se, is the issue here. On several long trips to Europe, I was impressed with the math, verbal, and political science skills of the majority of people I encountered. I believe that restructuring how schools are managed and changing certain negative cultural contributions teacher's unions have made would be a good start. I agree with your point that schools shouldn't be assembly lines: students aren't "commodities." It may be that very view that's the crux of the problem...

    4. Re:Pay is the issue. by bcrowell · · Score: 1
      I totally disagree. I believe one of the reasons education has problem finding people is because of the myth perpetuated by Teacher Unions, that teachers are poorly paid. In Southern California, the starting salary for a primary school teacher is 42-45k(working only 9 months), that's way above the starting salary for college grad. And their salary doesn't cap until it reaches almost 6 figures. I started my career making only 35k.
      We live in a capitalist society. In a capitalist society, the value of a commodity is what it fetches in a free market. Since the schools are not able to hire enough qualified math and science teachers at the pay they're offering, that means that the value of a math or science teacher is higher than what's being offered.

      One hallmark of a capitalist society is that the value of a commodity may seem wrong to some people. For instance, someone might be willing to pay $20,000 for a Star Wars light sabre on e-bay. I may think that's ridiculous, but it doesn't matter. What it's worth is what the auction ends at. Likewise, you may feel that teachers don't deserve to make higher starting salaries than you did, but your feelings are just that -- your feelings, of importance only to you.

    5. Re:Pay is the issue. by lost_techie · · Score: 1

      It is not that I feel teachers don't deserve to have a higher starting salary than me. Good teachers are worth their weight in gold. The point I am trying to make is that teachers are well paid. 1. Their starting salary is up to 10k more than the average starting salary of a college grad. 2. They salary cap is nearing 6 figures ... most college graduates never come close to that in their career. And I believe many who would make great teachers never look into it as a career because they believe the pay for teachers are low. If it was better known how well teachers are paid, there will be a better pool of candidates to select from. Also, in Southern California, there are many more candidates than there are positions open. I have many friends/family who are teachers or would be teachers and their career and well-being is of personal interest to me. My concerns are how America view education and teachers. Both of which are unfairly negatively viewed, imho. I believe you misread my previous posts. And if you believe my concerns only matters to me ... than you personify what is wrong with Education in our country.

    6. Re:Pay is the issue. by planetmn · · Score: 1

      (working only 9 months)

      Do you know any teahers or are you just pulling this crap out of your ass?

      My wife is a second grade teacher, wanted to be a teacher for as long as she can remember. She put herself through college and grad school just to become an elementary school teacher.

      Whatever you think the teacher's unions are lying to you about, here's the reality. My wife is up by 5:30 every morning, and at her school by 7am.

      She doesn't leave school until 5 or 5:30pm any day, so that's a 10-10.5 hour day, everyday (and that doesn't include the nights for school events which are a couple of nights a month when she's working a 13-14 hour day). And the school year isn't 9 months, my wife is working from late august through late june, that's 10 months every year, not to mention the workshops and other training that she has in the summers.

      My point is before you start knocking teachers for not working much, learn the facts.

      And how long ago did you start your career? As an engineer who recently started a career, I can tell you that starting salaries, even during the economic downturn, were above those of teachers.

      -dave

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    7. Re:Pay is the issue. by Tiro · · Score: 1
      The effective government monopoly on education is preventing math and science teachers from being paid anything more in line with what they could get in a free market
      Explain your rational. If corporations ran schools, they would either have to pay science teachers less or somehow extract much higher tuition. They would probably have to do both, in order to have something left over for shareholders. see the Edison example
    8. Re:Pay is the issue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And if you believe my concerns only matters to me ... than you personify what is wrong with Education in our country.
      Way to destroy a well thought-out argument with a stupid ad hominem attack...
    9. Re:Pay is the issue. by bcrowell · · Score: 1

      Do you know any teahers or are you just pulling this crap out of your ass?
      I am a teacher.

    10. Re:Pay is the issue. by UserChrisCanter4 · · Score: 1

      Let's not forget, though, that if you truly wish to be one of those teachers that "makes a difference," teaching AP classes are pointless. Sure, you can challenge the smart kids and maybe force them to learn a little more, but, realistically speaking, those classes could nearly run themselves.

      No, the true challenge is in teaching the regular level courses, where kids have been socially promoted up until they can't pass the "required for graduation test." Chemistry classes at that level are almost more like a math course, and English classes require a teacher to divide his or her time between trying to study the literature that the state/district requires, and trying to correct the fundamental lack of writing and grammatical skills.

      That's not to say that AP teachers don't have an important job. Making a physics course challenging for kids who compete in math and science contests is a difficult task. Truly teaching a child to be a great writer is something that is of benefit in so many arenas, a price simply can't be placed on it. At the end of the day, though, I'm of the opiniont that the regular-level students will benefit far more from good, quality instructors.

    11. Re:Pay is the issue. by bcrowell · · Score: 1
      Explain your rational. If corporations ran schools, they would either have to pay science teachers less or somehow extract much higher tuition.
      OK, let's start by assuming that government-monopoly schools and private schools are about equally efficient, which is probably more or less true.

      Next, let's eliminate the "If corporations ran schools" part, because private schools already exist.

      I'm not sure what you mean by "or somehow extract much higher tuition." Higher than the zero tuition paid by parents like me with kids in public schools?

      Anyhow, I expect that if the government monopoly is eliminated, there will be a lot more private schools than there currently are. There will be some private schools that pay teachers not very well (like Catholic schools currently do) and some that pay better than public schools currently do (like some private schools currently do). Some private schools will be good, and some will be bad. Some smart/motivated students at bad schools will learn a lot, and some dumb/unmotivated students at good schools will learn very little.

      One way to eliminate the government monopoly would be simply to eliminate public support for K-12 education. State and local taxes would be a lot lower, since education is currently one of the biggest budget items for state and local governments. That money would stay in people's pockets, which would make them more able to pay private school tuition.

      A different approach would be to go to a voucher system. Under a voucher system, some affluent parents would probably pay extra on top of the voucher to send their kids to extra-fancy schools. However, schools in poor and rich areas are currently often funded very unequally, so the results of a voucher system might actually be more equitable rather than less. Currently, we have the phenomenon of the working poor paying taxes to support their horrible local public schools, and simulatenously paying Catholic school tuition so their kids can escape those public schools.

    12. Re:Pay is the issue. by lost_techie · · Score: 1

      My girlfriend, and a few of my cousins are teachers. And while my girlfriend was in "grad" school to get her credential, my place was the prefer choice for her and her friends to have their study sessions. All of whom I am good friends with and I am also good friends with many of High School teachers. Like your wife, my girlfriend works very hard at her job and put in a lot of hours. But, she also has over twice as much paid holidays as I do, 15 days of personal time off and 5 sick days. And, I know that most of her teacher friends and coworkers are winging it at their jobs. Don't even get me started on primary school teachers picking what subject to teach or not teach base on their personal preferences; math should not be an elective in primary school. As for the average starting salaries for engineers being higher than teachers, I agree with you. My taking a job for way below my market value was a personal choice, a choice to be part of something I wanted and love. But it is also an unfair comparison; most teachers majored in liberal arts and can't be engineers or scientist. From the many teachers I personally know, teaching is probably the highest paying job they can get.

    13. Re:Pay is the issue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I may think that's ridiculous, but it doesn't matter. What it's worth is what the auction ends at.

      And, applying that exact same logic, Enron stock was worth $90 a share in August of 2000. That's a perfect demonstration of the fact that the market value of something may not reflect its value in any uesful way.

  20. fitting... by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1


    Pretty fitting if you think about it. Earlier this year, IBM encouraged Apple to switch to Intel x86 based processors. Draw your own conclusion if that means the PowerPC series of chips is reaching its retirement years... :)

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  21. Too bad the Gov. won't step up like this. by Declarent · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't know about you guys, but every year a greater percentage of the engineers that I work with are Indian or Asian. A few decades ago, we were world technology leaders, all with home grown talent.

    Now we're less educated than ever before.

    The government could double the existing education budget and fix our school systems, get more teachers, and build the infrastructure that has been lost and not rebuilt for decades. There are plenty of places that we spend money that aren't as important.

    At least IBM sees the crisis as it looms over us, if the government doesn't. An educated populace means there's a country worth defending, move a tiny portion of the defense budget to education, dammit!

    Kudos, IBM. At least somebody has an eye on the ball.

    1. Re:Too bad the Gov. won't step up like this. by Karma_fucker_sucker · · Score: 1
      [SARCASM] No! No until the INtelligent Dezign is taut in skools! Our LORG GOD NEEDS TO BE RECTUMFIED!!!! TECHING this doggonit jumnk about us Evolving from Minkies is just loodikrous!!! [/SACASM]

      That my friends is the state of US education.

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    2. Re:Too bad the Gov. won't step up like this. by Vorondil28 · · Score: 1

      I can't help but to point out this post.

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    3. Re:Too bad the Gov. won't step up like this. by Declarent · · Score: 1

      That's nice to see, I wasn't aware of the program.

      However, the difference here is that IBM doesn't have a direct input into the entire education system like the government does.

      Stepping up means different things based on your ability to affect the system.

    4. Re:Too bad the Gov. won't step up like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not trying to ruin your concept of the USA or anything.

      But for the last 20-30 years, most technological innovations in the USA were made by American companies hiring fresh immigrants. In my university, the percentage of American professors to immigrants is 1 to 25 or so. Indeed, those immigrants tend to come from Asia in general now, but that doesn't change the fact they are immigrants.

      Perhaps you are refering to another age? Like the times of Nikola Tesla in New York? Or Henry Ford (both parents from Ireland)?

      To my dismay, there don't seem to be many American research scientists left out there, and this trend has being going on since the beginning of the 20th century.

      PS: Do not get me wrong, I love the American people and wish them all the best.

    5. Re:Too bad the Gov. won't step up like this. by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      every year a greater percentage of the engineers that I work with are Indian or Asian. A few decades ago, we were world technology leaders, all with home grown talent.

      Now we're less educated than ever before.


      Almost all of those immigrant engineers have degrees from American universities and as long as the majority continue to settle here and become permanent residents, then they are us.

    6. Re:Too bad the Gov. won't step up like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you guys, but every year a greater percentage of the engineers that I work with are Indian or Asian. A few decades ago, we were world technology leaders, all with home grown talent.

      No. That was still working off the talents of imported "ex"-Nazis. They've long since died now, thats where your problem is. Unfortunately the Ba'ath party wasn't really knowing for producing scientists, better luck with the next batch of war criminals given a nod and a wink at immigration.

    7. Re:Too bad the Gov. won't step up like this. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      settle here and become permanent residents, then they are us.

      Yeah, but what good is it if their kids are educated and grow up just as mathematically and scientifically illiterate as the average US student?

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  22. See through the smoke, people. by i41Overlord · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What IBM is doing is encouraging people to get jobs elsewhere, because it is their goal to replace those people with cheap labor from third world countries anyway. It's better for your image to educate someone and "let them leave" than to announce layoffs and hire people from India.

    The fact is that IBM would like American and European labor to exit the company so they can pick up Indian and Chinese labor. They want us out, and they're trying to do it nicely.

    There's no altruism here.

    1. Re:See through the smoke, people. by tont0r · · Score: 1

      ill agree with the fact that they would like to get the expensive peopel out and the cheap people in, but i doubt them are gonna give the jobs to india. they will bring in others that dont have the experience and bring them to learn what they need to so they can move on as well.

    2. Re:See through the smoke, people. by ThoreauHD · · Score: 1

      I agree. Somewhat like proactive abortion, the days of training to leave IBM are coming to an end. The market has fluxed and changed. Corporations make money by exploiting poor populations and selling it to rich populations. Only before we had laws that disallowed US companies from having the majority of their workforce in another slave labor based nation. Not anymore.

      I think it's quite ingenius though to try to get rid of employees this way. It makes IBM's bottom line look better, and will also be good PR. Such as for the poster above me.

      IBM has been making some good moves lately. And as long as the strong feed off of the weak, they are doing the right thing for the corporation. For the people though? Hahaha.. Who are you kidding. Smoke and mirrors, indeed.

  23. So we can teach the H1-Bs kids !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a great concept: fire the old guys, hire a new kind of employee: the guest worker (who can't vote, can't form a union, can't quit, gets paid less). The old guys can get jobs as teachers for the new guys' kids!

    Who said the rich guys rigging the system for their benefit was a bad thing?

    1. Re:So we can teach the H1-Bs kids !!! by Dj-Zer0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dude What the heck your saying "So we can teach the H1-Bs kids !!!" Just because the uncle sam came up with a new terminology for imigrants who comes to fulfil their american dream there are just good as you folks who can vote and gets paid more, further more unless your a native american some time ago in in the early days your grand dad or his dad came to this country with the same mindset. Just because back then none of this berocracy didn;t exisit doesnt mean people on H1-B is any differnt from them.

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  24. I RTFA when it was posted in FRAK by williamyf · · Score: 5, Informative

    Before it was Slashdoted, and it seems like a Short and long term win win Situation:

    IBM Wins, short term: Good karma, and reducing (somewhat) their headcount.

    Employee wins: A new career, pursued while still having IBM benefits (like health plan) and partial salary, because they will be in a leave of absence.

    IBM wins, long term: Continuin g supply of skilled workforce

    Society wins: Teachers.

    This is a sort of thing that companies have been doing for a lon time, but this is a very innovative way for them to do it... kudos to IBM.

    In Venezuela we dub this "La cajita feliz" (the happy meal, a reference to McDonalds kids lunch). When you offer incentives to the employees to leave on their own will, therefore reducing headcount without layoffs.

    Our PTT, CANTV, did this. In HP now, to reach their staffing targets, they anounced a change of the early retirement policy, and many employees arte taking advantage before the deadline, so, in the end, they will reduce the workforce by some number X of employees, but they will have laid off a number less than x, the others leaving on their own volition....

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  25. Re:bring over all the laid-off people from europe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like the University of Illinois!

  26. I absolutely agree. by Karma_fucker_sucker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Unfortunately, that's not the reality. A friend of mine graduated with a teaching degree in Chemistry. She got a job teaching high school. She was laid-off after a year (her contract wasn't renewed). Why? Because of budget cuts. Football and baseball programs get the money these days instead of music or science.

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  27. Pension Cut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if these elderly employees are also taking a substantial "pension cut" when leaving before reaching retirement age?

    By spending cash on a teaching certificate and encouraging its elderly employees to leave IBM could be saving money they don't have to spend on pension.

  28. No News Here... by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 1

    Considering some of the fine grade of "people" I've met in the IT field, this is nothing new - I've been encouraging many of them to change careers for years now!

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  29. it could be bigger by jtroutman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Imagine a society wherein people did this regularly. Instead of going to school to be a teacher and getting most of your experience from that, teachers were retirees who had worked in the field they were teaching. This wasn't the case for me until college and then only with certain professors. I can only imagine how much more interesting it would have been if my highschool chemistry teacher had been an engineer at DuPont instead of a woman who had specialized in English when getting her teaching degree.

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    1. Re:it could be bigger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny you say that, because my chem101 professor was an engineer from dupont. He was...interesting...

    2. Re:it could be bigger by TeknoHog · · Score: 1
      I've thought about this a lot. I spent two years teaching math/physics/chemistry in a high school, after a degree in physics and some research work experience. I'm pretty sure the experience gave me a better understanding on the subjects I taught, and the students seemed to like real-life anecdotes much more than some dry theory. The most often asked question from students was "Why are we studying this/where will we ever need this?" and I was glad I usually had a straightforward answer -- and not just something fancy like particle physics, but also things like construction work.

      I'm now getting back to an academic career (starting PhD studies) but I will probably want to do some non-university teaching again at some point. I have an urge for teaching, but I feel that it's more fruitful to do it only occasionally with new experiences to share, instead of a full teaching career.

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  30. Re:fp by aklix · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This one is not offensive or anything, why not mod it off topic instead? I swear read posts before you moderate them!

  31. Summary is Misleading by putko · · Score: 1

    Zonk, IBM wants the older workers to switch careers, not just anyone.

    It wouldn't make sense that IBM would ask their most productive workers to leave work. They just want the deadwood out.

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    1. Re:Summary is Misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wouldn't make sense that IBM would ask their most productive workers to leave work. They just want the deadwood out.

      No, they want their most highly-paid workers to leave. If they wanted to get rid of the deadwood, they'd fire the clueless, self-absorbed, slashdot-surfing, half-witted asswipes like you. No offense, puto.

    2. Re:Summary is Misleading by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      No, IBM wants to get rid of the expensive (and most experienced) employees.

      In fact, you'll find that the older employees are among the *most* productive because they've been doing it for so long that they can practically do their jobs in their sleep.

      In fields like this, experience goes a LONG way.

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    3. Re:Summary is Misleading by putko · · Score: 1

      Well, here's from the article:

      "The company expects older workers nearing retirement to be the most likely candidates, partly because they would have more financial wherewithal to take the pay cut that becoming a teacher likely would entail."

      I thought the deal with companies like IBM is that they don't pay as much, they exploit you when you are young and work hard (and don't have the commitments of a family)-- but when you get old (and more lazy), you've got job security and and some perks, like health care.

      If what you are saying is true, the management at IBM are totally irrational and stupid, because they are getting rid of the geese that lay the golden eggs.

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    4. Re:Summary is Misleading by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      A lot of companies do exactly that because they look at the salary list and see that they could hire several new grads for the cost of a senior people.

      After all, we're just cogs and one of us can do the same job as any of the others, right? It's the same argument they use for outsourcing.

      This really is the way that some of the pointy hairs think.

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  32. Time to drag out this old chestnut: by This+Old+Chestnut · · Score: 0

    The singular of data is not anecdote.

  33. Good PR But Not a Fundamental Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    IBM's move is good public relations, but it does not resolve the fundamental problem: low pay of teachers. Shortages of labor in a free-market economy occur when the pay and working conditions of the labor is not sufficient to attract workers.

    Double the salary of teachers, and you will find enough teachers. Triple the salary of teachers, and you will find too many teachers.

    The free market works fine. The problem is slick, sneaky politicians (e.g. Republicrats or Democans) who refuse to raise the salary of teachers to a level that is commensurate with that of an engineer or physician.

    1. Re:Good PR But Not a Fundamental Solution by DarcSeed · · Score: 1

      I definitely agree with that. Teachers are our mentors and mental caregivers early on, and yet they get paid so little and a lot of great people who would be great teachers don't simply because you can't make a very good living out of it. It's one of the most confusing things about our society in America (then again I think a lot in America is backwards). Haven't the mentors and teachers of a culture typically been the ones that were revered the most?

      I've known some really great and really talented teachers who are only in it for the joy of teaching. If it were just about money they said they definitely would have chosen another field.

      So I definitely think our country should put their money where their mouth is. Education reformation always seems to come up in elections or in politics in general, but do teacher salaries ever get more than a cursory glance?

      As the parent said, double the salary and then see how many teachers we start getting.

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    2. Re:Good PR But Not a Fundamental Solution by aaronl · · Score: 1

      That's crazy... throughout most of the country teachers earn upwards of $45,000. They also work only 8 months of the year and in a job that doesn't require any form of manual labor. That would make the average teacher salary above $65,000, if they taught a full 12 months. Consider that the average salary across the country is around $35,000 for 12 months of work, the average teacher is making nearly double the average wage. They also get benefits and often receive stipends, which are not figured as part of the salary.

      Since that isn't enough to attract teachers, and paying more certainly would, then we should look at why they don't get paid more. Try to get a complete copy of some school's yearly budget, and a copy of their annual expenditures. Then you'll see how poorly schools tend to spend their money. That is why they *can't* get paid more. Why they *don't* is probably because there hasn't been a shortage of teachers yet. I suppose you could raise taxes more, and then justify why that tax revenue isn't much more needed elsewhere, and then give it to the schools. If you manage those three, then you might see at least some of it going to teachers.

      The problem really is not politicians, per se. It is the politicians that spread drivel like what you're repeating. Engineers have specialized knowledge, teachers do not. Physicians have both specialized knowledge and a very large liability; teachers have neither. Why would you pay the three jobs with the same pay? Teachers obviously have the lowest requirement, then engineers, then doctors. Coincidentally, that is how the pay breaks down.

    3. Re:Good PR But Not a Fundamental Solution by 0racle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, because offering insane salaries to IT 'professionals' during the dot-com era brought brilliant people to the field by the truck load.

      You want good teachers to stay in the profession? Make parents teach their children some manners. There is no way I would ever consider teaching, I wouldn't put up with those brats.

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    4. Re:Good PR But Not a Fundamental Solution by Richard+Dick+Head · · Score: 1

      There is no way I would ever consider teaching, I wouldn't put up with those brats.

      Actually, I think you have your solution right there - dump the brats. Lets face it, keeping some kids on in the school system is a lose-lose situation. We're just beating into their heads that they're stupid, even if they just aren't academic thinkers. And, *suprisingly*, they hate it with a passion and rebel. Meanwhile, money gets spent to keep this poisonous situation in the classroom. Regular students get disrupted, teachers get driven insane, drugs become an issue, etc.

      School should be a an honor and a privilege, not a prison sentence.

    5. Re:Good PR But Not a Fundamental Solution by Alphi1 · · Score: 1
      Actually, I think you have your solution right there - dump the brats. Lets face it, keeping some kids on in the school system is a lose-lose situation. We're just beating into their heads that they're stupid, even if they just aren't academic thinkers. And, *suprisingly*, they hate it with a passion and rebel. Meanwhile, money gets spent to keep this poisonous situation in the classroom. Regular students get disrupted, teachers get driven insane, drugs become an issue, etc.


      It's a nice theory, except for little things such as Bush's "No Child Left Behind" act...

      Did you know that the "No Child Left Behind" act mandates that a certain percentage (I think it's 80% this year - I could be wrong about the number) of kids must pass the grade-appropriate-to-age testing each year.

      Every year that percentage ramps up, until ultimately it requires that 100% of the students pass the government mandated testing.

      Sounds all well and good. Until you consider that it doesn't take into effect two major things:

      1) Students who don't want to be there 2) Special-education students

      A close member of my family is a special-ed teacher, and she was just complaining to me the other day about how "No child left behind" requires her special-ed students to pass the government-mandated test for the other kids their age.

      To put it another way: here's a hypothetical situation. Let's say that there's a special education student who is the age of the other 7th graders, but due to special needs, only has the education level of a 2nd grader.

      Under "No Child Left Behind", that student would need to pass a 7th grade level test, especially when it's ramped up to 100%.


      What happens if the teachers DON'T manage to pull that off (of reaching the magical percentage)? Some of their funding is cut.

      So they're (in some cases) asked to do an impossible task, and if they fail at that, they're given LESS money to attempt the same impossible task the next year.

      Getting back to the topic at hand, the same applies to students that don't want to be there. Realistically, you cannot force a student to do his/her homework. You cannot force them to study. You cannot force them to learn.

      But under this mandated testing, if they DON'T learn, and they therefore don't pass the mandated testing, it's the teachers who are punished with cut funding.

  34. You sound gullible. by i41Overlord · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This definitely sounds like one of the most altruistic actions of a company I've ever heard.

    You've got to be kidding me if you're saying you believe that.

    This will certainly lead to some happier employees.

    This will certainly lead to LESS employees, which is what IBM wants.

    But it can also lead to more college professors having IBM experience, which could lead to students better educated to work at IBM.

    You don't want to work for IBM, trust me.

    Not only does it help the industry, in the very long term it can come back to help IBM. This seems like fantastic foresight on IBM's part.

    This seems like poor foresight on your part. You seriously can't see it? IBM wants people out. They don't want higher educated (And higher paid) Western employees, they want lower paid Eastern employees, probably contracted out. This isn't about goodwill, this is about the Almighty Dollar. You have fallen victim to IBM's clever PR marketing. The commercials, with innovative people in a fresh, exciting company- it's all front. It's not like that within the company. Inside it's as dull and bureaucratic as it can get.

    By the way, in case you haven't guessed by now, I work for IBM.

    1. Re:You sound gullible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not anymore.

      Signed,
      Your Boss

    2. Re:You sound gullible. by rholliday · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what area you work in, but I too work for IBM and I don't see it that way. Perhaps it's just because I'm in a support sector that is firmly established as staying on American soil and has an excellent, non-rigid working environment.

      Sure, companies do things with the bottom line in mind. And I don't disagree that this move is shrewd. But saying there is not a bit of altruism is quite cynical. IBM also just volunteered its call centers to the government to work (paid) overtime answering calls from Katrina victims. They also have transferred employees to that area to work emergency support; provided 100's of Thinkpads to various agencies for testing water, processing calls, etc; got the Naval Oceanographic Office's satcom re-established so FEMA can use it as a staging area; and the list goes on. This is just for this one event. Yes, of course it is excellent PR, but good PR doesn't have to equal evil intentions.

      And if you're so displeased at IBM, maybe you should volunteer for this program. Sounds like your manager might approve you. :)

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    3. Re:You sound gullible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know which office you work at but the Ottawa Software Lab is an amazing place to work at. Great people, great environment, interesting work.

    4. Re:You sound gullible. by Diomedes01 · · Score: 1

      I too work for IBM, and fall somewhere in the middle between you two as far as experience. IBM has been quite good to me, but I have seen friends and colleagues get screwed.

      I will say that the pay, benefits and "fringe" benefits (i.e., working from home, flexible hours, lots of sick + vacation time) are far better than anything else I could find in my area.

      I'm willing to put up with some of the internal bureacracy for that stuff, but I know others who aren't.

      I'll leave you with an anecdote, take it as you will: A friend with whom I work was seriously injured a few years ago. It took him over a year to recover, with many broken bones and internal injuries, along with head trauma. IBM continued to pay him his full salary the entire time, and when he was better, found a job for him even though the area in which he worked had been reassigned (not laid off, but the group had dissolved).

      People seem to forget that companies, even companies as large as IBM, are still made up of people; real human beings who are capable of compassion. In this instance, the way he was treated was standard IBM policy, which I thought was marvelous.

      I don't think any company is "evil", just like no company is really "good". I have always disliked the tendency here on Slashdot to assign labels such as these to companies; even worse are the Slashbots who assume that all employees who work for a given employer are "evil".

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  35. Sounds like the company is trying to... by GecKo213 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...give itself a haircut. All the old grey hairs are getting the axe. They don't want to have to deal with their shit anymore so they give them an "alternative" to being let go for being old and slow.

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    1. Re:Sounds like the company is trying to... by fishybell · · Score: 1
      My grandfather is/was a chemical engineer (pot ash stuff). He's been axed at least a dozen times, and quit another half dozen times from various jobs in the industry. He's been officially in retirement for ten years, but companies all over the world keep hiring him as a consultant. He now earns more yearly (inflation adjusted) then he did in his prime. He may be "old and slow", hard of hearing, partially blind, etc, but they still need his knowledge base. If they (the general pot ash industry) had a program to turn him into a teacher before his retirement they could have gained from his knowledge for far less the expense.

      The pot ash industry, afaik, is pretty small. They may not have been able to turn him into a high school teacher to increase their ranks, but maybe he could have started teaching younger employees earlier, and they could know how to teach the new hires instead of having to use him.

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  36. You got me. by Karma_fucker_sucker · · Score: 1

    Then again, my sample ( I concede, a whole 3 districts) has the same problem. I'm beginning to think that this may be a large problem and what my friend went through is just a singular instance of such.

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  37. Maybe by jd · · Score: 1
    But it's worth remembering that one of the "heroes" of the Industrial Revolution, Robert Owen, worked on the basis that an educated workforce produces more, faster and cheaper.


    Sponsoring individual students, however, is hit-or-miss and expensive. On the other hand, sponsoring a teacher (who may well have a class of anywhere between several dozen to several hundred) is cheap, efficient and much more likely to produce "good results" (in terms of useful employees).


    My guess is that IBM is planning on pushing their names to the classes and on aggressively recruiting the best. That way, they get to "upgrade" their workforce to a younger generation (who will be cheaper, as a result) who know everything IBM needs them to know (because it's IBM staffers doing the teaching) AND who also know all the latest-generation stuff on top of that (because they're learning today, as opposed to a decade ago).


    That would cut costs, multiply workforce quality AND massively boost their image, all in one go.


    Oh, and because the IBM staffers will do the steering, the students may well end up worse employees for competitors...

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    1. Re:Maybe by linzeal · · Score: 1

      The problem with less producing more can be seen in Germany where the economy albeit more complex than simple displacement of unskilled workers shows that the westernized portion of the country can produce in excess of what the whole country needs negating the need for almost all the workers in E Germany.

    2. Re:Maybe by jd · · Score: 1
      The only way to effectively deal with that sort of situation is to export aggressively (which helps with the trade balance anyway and therefore keeps the economists happy).


      IMHO, the "ideal" in Europe would be for countries to specialize to some degree, so as to be competing more with other countries than between themselves. Competing within Europe is like a soccer team where the players on that team obstruct each other - they can't win that way.


      When you specialize in this way, your "domestic" market essentially expands to the whole of Europe, dealing with a sizable part of the overproduction problem. You also have much more power behind you for export, because you don't have different parts of Europe fighting between themselves over foreign markets - it becomes in EVERYONE's interest for country X to export Y to Z, across Europe.

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  38. Doesn't this affect their Social Security benefits by mfrank · · Score: 1

    I was under the impression that changing careers to be a teacher later in life is a bad idea from a retirement fund standpoint. Many (most?) public school teachers don't pay into Social Security; they pay into an investment fund (similar to the the way members of Congress do it). This won't amount to much unless you start teaching when you're young, and Social Security benefits go down when you start putting money away like this.

  39. IBM Employees Teaching Schoolchildren? by blueadept1 · · Score: 1

    Sounds like brainwashing to me. If you don't have a physical establishment like McD's, why not bring your brainwashing right to the consumer?

    EVIL!

  40. public service by moviepig.com · · Score: 1
    the IBM employee would [move] onto a career as a public school math or science teacher.

    Why does this remind me of the Peace Corps? E.g., I wonder if the new science teachers will be warned of the hazards of certain public schools... or state legislatures...

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  41. I wouldn't do it. by Sheepdot · · Score: 1

    Teachers get paid "teh suck". Public education in this country (US-centric, sorry) was hijacked by the federal government so now all the money that used to be available for actual teachers now goes to federal bureaucrats that try to maintain teaching quality from state-to-state and unionized secretaries that have had their job for the last 60 years.

    So you get school superintendents that get paid 70k, school principals that get paid 50k, and teachers that get paid 20-30k. A dual-teaching-income house in the Midwest runs anywhere from 40k-60k. Yes, that's with BOTH husband and wife working.

    I guess if you *love* teaching...

    1. Re:I wouldn't do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Teachers get paid "teh suck"?

      Let's see. With a bachelors and no experience, teachers around here can expect to earn $32,000 or so for a nine month contract.

      So, to compare it to any other salary, you need to convert it to a full year contract equivalent (FYCE) by multiplying it by 4/3.

      That $32,000 salary (Bachelor's, no experience) is equivalent to a salary of ($32000*4/3)=$42,700.

      For those that think that isn't fair...I'm sure those people earning $42,700 in a year, with two weeks vacation, would pay a lot to get summer and holidays off.

      With a Master's and no experience, a teacher around here can expect a $35,000-$37,000 starting salary. The FYCE for that salary range is $46,700 to $49,300.

      Bachelor's + no experience: $42,700 FYCE
      Master's + no experience: $46,700-$49,300 FYCE

      A Teacher's FYCE salary compares favorably with Engineering fields. Teachers don't like to hear that, the NEA will deny it, but it is true.

    2. Re:I wouldn't do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with all that came before (immediate last poster), but what I can't understand is how non-teachers get jobs teaching... I'm not from the US, but have a cousin who married someone there (lives in Arizona). His degree: Minister. Hers: Journalism. Both are public school teachers (because they have degrees). I know the teachers in the US get paid less than anywhere else in the western world, but I always found it odd that people trained in something else could wind up a teacher. Mind you, I've seen teachers, doctors, lawyers, accountants, etc. try to pass themselves off as IT people. Most can't even fake their way through trivial tasks...

  42. Slight correction... by bullitB · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We have 76 million students from preschool to college, not K-12. So that includes about 15 million undergrads. Throw in a few million from preschool (I think kids can wait until they're 5 before learning arithmetic), and the K-12 student population looks a little less dire, pretty much accounting for your missing 20 million.

    Frankly, I'm much more concerned about the quality of teachers than the amount of them. I would love to see more teachers come from industry instead of directly out of university.

    1. Re:Slight correction... by winkydink · · Score: 1

      I said pre-k - 12

      My recollection of being an undergrad was that I didn't have to take math/science courses if I didn't choose to (i.e., liberal arts student). Are you saying that there are undergrads who want to take math/science course, but cannot due to a lack of teachers (note, this is not the same as not being able to get the afternoon class because one likes to sleep late).

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    2. Re:Slight correction... by David+Gould · · Score: 1


        My recollection of being an undergrad was that I didn't have to take math/science courses if I didn't choose to (i.e., liberal arts student).

      Yes, but what we're worrying about here is our nation's ability to educate its young people, not teach them liberal arts.

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  43. No Clue at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a Physicist, first + higher degree who chose teaching rather than research I appreciate a good joke. Aged 47, after 22 years of teaching (in two good state schools in the UK ) I an worn out. I hope (unlikely though) to break out into another career. Any long term IBM'er - don't do it - the pace will kill you - its a young persons job - this week I have done 60 + hours and am still not doing the job 'properly'. Experience helps cut crap. Do I regret it - no, is it hard - yes.

  44. No Apple, more Teachers? by atrocious+cowpat · · Score: 1

    Or what was that "program" called again?

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  45. As the Devil's Advocate by Quirk · · Score: 1
    I'd question whether there is a need for more math & science teachers in the 1st world. My experience at school was that there were few who took an active interest in maths & sciences and those who did where called nerds, who thrived by their own initiative.

    It may well be that those who can manage grade school sciences will do so no matter the number of teachers available.

    As a society we may benefit more by making math & science teachers available to those few who show the ability and willingness to jump the hurdles necessary to gaining the knowledge. Under democracy there is a tendency, now not as strong as it was a few decades ago, to belief that give an equal chance all participants are as likely to excell in any give arena. This is a Romantic belief.

    It may be we'd better benefit from underwriting math & science teaching in postsecondary education where ample and good teachers might pay off in a bigger dividend; rather than pumping resources into grade school education in the mistaken belief that the reason there are fewer students doing well in the maths & sciences is that society is not providing the basic opportunity.

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  46. They've been doing this for years. by 4iedBandit · · Score: 1

    I'm one of several people who got a job with IBM, mastered our skill area, and then moved on to other companies willing to pay the market rate. So yes, I was trained by IBM to leave IBM.

    (Psst, hey IBM! I would have stayed for the mere price of a modest raise the last two years I was there. You know, something better than 0.0%. Hm, no raise when you work in the most profitable division of the company? Why should I have stayed?)

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  47. Teaching degree not 'advanced' by hagbard5235 · · Score: 1

    Since when is a teaching degree considered 'Advanced'? It's generally been well understood for some decades that it's somewhat less work than an English degree, and other than the monopoly guaranteed job field, somewhat less useful.

    1. Re:Teaching degree not 'advanced' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strange reference point....

      Let me preface by saying that I don't have an English degree.

      When I was an undergrad in the 80s the demand that English students knock-off several 5000 word essays each month to be rather demanding. As a TA in the 90s it became apparent that most students, from the general population, had trouble writing 1000 words on any given topic. Writing is difficult. That said, a degree in English is probably less demanding on time when compared to many other disciplines but I would not be so quick dismiss effort required.

      re: teaching degree

      Isn't it more of a certificate for 1-2 years of work?

  48. Cuo Buono? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

    Sure, employees benefit if they are considering a career change to teaching. And yes, it has been spun to seem like an altruistic move on the part of IBM, although it might indeed have a beneficial effect on education.

    One thing this does for IBM, however, is to reduce the average cost of an employee. Hiring fresh grads, or the barely experienced, is much cheaper than retaining the high-paid dinosaurs.

    If IBM can slowly trim the high-paid of its workforce with good feelings on both sides, wonderful.

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  49. Not bad by ks_84_ · · Score: 1

    Sure they are thinking of themselves. But this is a very good way to please everyone. They do need the future science & math students, but instead of complaining their ready to do something constructive about it. How many of the other companies would do the same? Actually i wouldnt be surprised if some company would sue the government for not educating enough workers, thats the way they handle all other problems... And its much nicer to give an employee another job than to fire him/her...

  50. IBM is evil, they helped organize the nazi state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's well known that IBM has paid out reparations to Jews who were arrested and deported in part because of the efficient technology for classifying people IBM provided to the Nazis.

    Thomas Watson received a medal from Hitler. He kept the medal for several years until he was forced to return it, around the time the US entered the war.

    Don't let this tricks fool you. IBM are evil

  51. I would add... by Karma_fucker_sucker · · Score: 1
    ...and decided relatively late in the game to become teachers, because they weren't really qualified to do much else.

    Or they were a lost kid who didn't know what to do with their life and decided that teaching (9 mos. a year) was a nice compromise to actually working.

    I'm sorry, but I don't think teachers are underparid for what they do - contrary to what the PR that the teachers unions put out. Don't beleive me? Just look at my grammer and spewllign!

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  52. What good are more Math and Science teachers by mbaker2004 · · Score: 1

    Whats the point of having more math and science teachers if industry can't create jobs for those people already with backgrounds in engineering, math, and science. Its seems a little absurd for companies to complain about a lack of engineers in thise country when they turn around tell the current pool to become teachers since their job services are being sent overseas. Students would do better to get degrees in marketing and law and learn how to twist words to deceive people into buying shitty products then they would actually working to build useful things for society and then getting laid off.

  53. OT: your sig by plover · · Score: 1
    /. mods: Keeping the pharmaceutical industry in the black since 1998!

    I was unaware that the pharmaceutical firms were selling crack.

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    1. Re:OT: your sig by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      :-) Actually, I thought most of them were taking psychoactive drugs, easily prescribable considering their obviously demented condition.

  54. Fucking great idea! by jafac · · Score: 1

    Shareholder lawsuit coming in 5, 4, 3, 2. . .

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    1. Re:Fucking great idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being the jaded IBMer that I am, I figure this is actually a move in IBM's favor.

      It's almost impossible to get fired at IBM. There's a bit of a problem as there's a large work force of IBMers near retirement that have almost no modern skills and no desire to learn new ones. It's a real productivity drain because these people float around on successful teams and just drain everyone else.

      This is actually a pretty good way to encourage those people to do something else. If it actually works, I'll be happy.

    2. Re:Fucking great idea! by jafac · · Score: 1

      Same problem where I work.

      (My company actually inherited this team from IBM by way of Loral, I joined up later).

      One thing that the "old timers" have, that a lot of the younger workers do not, is experience with the ins and outs of working with our particular customers, which is not easy; it's a maze of rules and regulations and customs that newer people, as experienced in java servlets and n-tier architecture as they are, simply don't grasp. We *do* need to get these people into more of a teaching role. Or that very specialized knowledge, which isn't taught at any college curriculum that I'm aware of, (not outside the military) will disappear. Then screwed we will all be.

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  55. Why JUST PR? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is this JUST PR? Perhaps there will be some good PR bennies out of such a move. But if you look at the trends, many aging Boomers do not want to "fully" retire, but want to ease into a part time productivity situation. And there are surprisingly few partial productivity avenues for these older experienced workers.

    If IBM picks up the tab for retraining (instead of laying off and placing this burden on the government), and creates an option that clears barriers for some people to make a move that they may like to (but find prohibitive under your traditional corporate shackles) I'd give them kudos, not assume that it's all an underhanded downsizing experiment.

  56. For Shame by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 1

    IBM just launched a new program that will encourage some employees to earn teaching certificates and degrees. IBM will help defray the costs of these new degrees. With those newly earned degrees, the IBM employee would then become a 'former' IBM employee who moves onto a career as a public school math or science teacher. While it seems odd that IBM would encourage employees to switch careers, the point is that IBM is trying to help offset an expected shortage in the number of math and science teachers in the United States.

    It's amazing how bad things have gone for the IT industry in just 6 years. I know most of us still think of the free-market 'American Way' as the best way to go, but it grieves me deeply to see this industry in such dire straights.

    It's one thing to take a 6-month vocational track to be a textile worker, and have your job ship oversees forcing you to retrain. But many IT people worked for 8-12 years in high-school and college to get good grades with a bs or ms in CS, CE, CIT. Dumping these people into teaching jobs is a travesty. I can't blame IBM however, at least they're acknowledging the problem and doing something.

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  57. "Likely" pay cut? by Kurt+Granroth · · Score: 1

    I don't think the "likely" is an appropriately strong word to describe the chances that the person will receive a paycut going from a development job to a public teaching post. Perhaps calling it a "certain" paycut or "drastic" paycut is more realistic.

    When I was in college, I got a secondary education ("high school") degree in addition to my computer science major. Throughout most of my schooling, I assumed that I would end up as a teacher rather than a software developer. In fact, it wasn't until I did my stint at student teaching ("practice" teaching in other countries, maybe?) and started getting some job offers did I come crashing down to reality.

    In reality, the pay disparity is ludicrous. My mentoring teacher had been at the job for 15 years and was a wonderful and passionate educator. Yet my first job offer for a software developer position not only matched what she made but was some 10% higher. That's 15 years of dedicated improvement to her craft vs straight out of college. That offer was also roughly 85% more than I would have made as a starting teacher. Now, eight years later, I am making nearly (but not quite) 3x more than I would be had I remained in the teaching position. So calling it a "likely" paycut just isn't strong enough.

    The shortage of math and science teachers isn't just due to the pay disparity, though. IMO, the other "big" knock against being a math or science teacher is that your students will fight you every step of the way unless you luck out with advanced classes (calculus, AP chem, etc). Facing a sea of disintrested or hostile faces in the "mandatory" classes can be soul-deadening.

    But if you're close to retirement and have enough of a financial buffer to handle the massive paycut and enough passion for teaching to block out the soul-suckers, then this is a wonderful offer. Kudos to IBM for taking the lead on this!

    1. Re:"Likely" pay cut? by aldeveron · · Score: 1

      Does anyone else think that there is something wrong when our most precious resource (the younger generation) is being educated by the lowest paid professionals in the country?

    2. Re:"Likely" pay cut? by demachina · · Score: 1

      "the other "big" knock against being a math or science teacher is that your students will fight you every step of the way unless you luck out with advanced classes (calculus, AP chem, etc)."

      I would guess that in India and China there is probably somewhat more enthusiasm for math and science but I wager they have the same problem there, most people have no aptitude or interest in math and science. It is hard to learn and it is a hard career, it usually doesn't pay well unless you invent something amazing or jump to management.

      The reason China and India are dominating these fields is simply that they outnumber everyone else on the planet. They have something like 8X the popultion to draw from so it follows that they will find 8X the people with the aptitude for science and math.

      Of course it helps that they actively test for and find all the people with the aptitude and ability and put them on an educational fast track to nurture them in to top flight engineers and scientists and the upper classes in India set it as a life goal to nail these tests and get in the best schools. It helps that they can see what truly grinding poverty is like, because India has it at levels unimagined in the U.S. Being in close proximity to grinding poverty with no safety net is a big motivator to excel.

      In the U.S. our current educational initiative, "No child Left Behind" program ironically isn't designed to nurture the best and brightest like India's. It is to completely fixated on the worst, least motivated and dumbest which is insane and why it will fail to fix the problem the U.S. has producing world class scientists and engineers.

      The Bush administration has cleverly required that public schools produce vast improvement in the lowest achievers in their ranks. If they fail which most inevitably will the goal is to mark them as failed schools, slash their funding, put them out of business, and give all their students vouchers for private schools. Will private schools succeed with all the under achievers. No. Chances are they wont even take them. They will only take the motivated and able, they will shun all the worst, and they will look like a raging success. The only problem is they will not only leave children behind, they will totally abandon all the worst students which was never an option public schools were given.

      As with most programs the Bush administration names, the name "No Child Left Behind" is really the exact opposite of its ultimate goal. The goal is to get all the good students in private schools, preferably religious private schools with heavy doses of prayer and bible, and totally abandon all the students that private schools wont take.

      Houston was the model for this insane program and its administrator Paige was rewarded with Education Secretary in Bush's first term. The cruel twist is the only reason Houston was such a raging success is they encouraged all the worst students to drop out and hid this fact by doctored their records to make them appear to be transfers. They succeeded in "No child left behind" by leaving dropouts behind all over the place and just lying. Unfortunately public education across the country is stuck in this scam now.

      Fixing the U.S. education system is trivial to outline just impossible to do in the face of all the entrenched special interests. Do what India does:

      - Identify all the best students intrested in science, math, computers and other in demand careers, and get them out of mediocre schools where they are dragged down and ridiculed for being above average academically. Put them in virtual classrooms if necessary, assuming boarding schools wont generally fly in this country and that they are scattered throughout the country surrounded by mediocre peers.

      - Do what many other countries do and get people with no intelligence and no motivation out of classrooms and in to vocational programs where they can learn skills that interest them, and which they can handle.

      - Get the violent and disruptive

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  58. Question on the market for teachers by kanweg · · Score: 1

    For years I've been considering to start teaching. I just love explaining science stuff. Used to be the scare of the secretaries at the office where I worked who had to type text they didn't understand, and didn't want to understand. When I nevertheless explained it to them they said: Hey, it isn't that difficult. So, maybe I've got a knack for it.

    What is the science teacher market, these days like in the US? Any chance for fairly fluent, but non-native speakers of English?

    Bert

  59. Not as dumb as they look by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1
    I think the point of daniil's post was that if they didn't do this, IBM might have to perform layoffs. Some benefits of this method are:
    • IBM's workforce gets reduced (but only where they want).
    • Their corporate image doesn't get savaged. Indeed this is excellent PR.
    • They might save some money, since severence packages for long-term employees can be substantial.
    • Moral, both for current and former employees, remains intact.
    Just like in their battles with SCO, IBM manages to achieve a number of things at once.
    1. Re:Not as dumb as they look by RicktheBrick · · Score: 1

      This would not work here in Michigan as the only thing we get to read about our schools is the reduction in the number of students and how many teachers will lose their jobs. There is no shortage of math or science teacher here either. I know because I have a math degree and I am retired military. I live in a area where the nearest college to offer a teaching certificate is over 100 miles away. The tuition to get the degree would amount to over $10,000. With no incentive from the job market and a huge bill to get the certificate who in their right mind would make the effort. I retired from the military when I was 48 and it is now 8 years later so I have only 9 years to another retirement so I have given up on the idea.

  60. If they really wanted... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

    Even if I have a great teacher that instills in me a love of math and science, if I can't find a job that pays in those areas, I'm still going to become a lawyer (probably getting into IP law because I love science and math). College costs too much these days to allow one to wait for a slow payoff or to study the things you love without any thought as to how to monetize the experience. As such, if IBM really wants to increase the number of people going into science and technology, shouldn't they be looking at decreasing the number of jobs in these areas that they ship out of the country, too?

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    1. Re:If they really wanted... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "..I'm still going to become a lawyer (probably getting into IP law because I love science and math)."

      There is a glut of lawyers right now, and the numbers of people going to law school is increasing.
      Personally, I know two people who have passed their bar and are having a hard time finding work. One of them passed the bar in several states.

      "College costs too much these days to allow one to wait for a slow payoff or to study the things you love without any thought as to how to monetize the experience."
      well that statment tells me you would have made a horrible teacher anyways, so no loss. I mean, gosh who would want to do what they love if they couldn't afford 1000 dollar suits and a 75,000 dollar car?

      sheesh.

      The average begining pay for high school teacher is 29K. bear in mind that's only for 9 months of work.

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  61. Re:Doesn't this affect their Social Security benef by plover · · Score: 1
    If it's a choice between a "forced downsizing" or a "voluntary early retirement to go teach", the long term investment incentives would probably be overridden by the more immediate need to find a job. And the more people they can encourage to voluntarily leave, the fewer they have to force out.

    Yeah, they're not going to get a livable wage from the school's retirement fund, and they know that. Most of the retiring IBMmers I know (mid 50s) already have pretty nice pensions and retirement packages set up from their 30 years of service. If they didn't, they'd be working till age 65 like ordinary people.

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  62. No more math teachers by xchino · · Score: 4, Funny

    Look, there's already an estimated 50,000 math teachers in the US. This move by IBM may add another 5,000. Who the hell needs 75,000 math teachers?

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    1. Re:No more math teachers by sexylicious · · Score: 1

      Look, there's already an estimated 50,000 math teachers in the US. This move by IBM may add another 5,000. Who the hell needs 75,000 math teachers?

      Apparently, you do.

    2. Re:No more math teachers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like you need a sense of humour teacher. It was obviously a joke, and it was obviously over your head.

    3. Re:No more math teachers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this parent up! He was trying to be funny!

  63. Oh no!! by brianjcain · · Score: 1

    It's a bunch of IBM sleeper cells!

    1. Re:Oh no!! by xmorg · · Score: 1

      You may have been joking but if you have a bunch of guys teaching on how good IBM is for a business solution, the next gen of computer opperators and administrators might go IBM.... Big blue shall rise again.

  64. Paying teachers by six11 · · Score: 1

    If we really wanted to have enough qualified people to teach math and science (or anything else, for that matter), we wouldn't pay them like chumps. I am by no means saying that they *are* chumps, but we sure do pay them that way.

  65. Pro outsourcing by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

    Corporations make money by exploiting poor populations

    Hold on there a minute, who exactly is being exploited by the evil corporations? You do realise that if they paid western wages to most of the people they employ in third world countries, it would put them in the top 1% of wage earners? Are their skills worth that?

    And by the way, we are talking about employment here. These people have few prospects to better themselves, and are trapped in a vicious circle of desperate poverty the likes of which you can barely imagine. You haven't seen just how bad it can get until you visit someplace like Smoke Mountain, in Manila. Nothing like seeing hundreds of people rooting through trash from dawn till dusk for a few cents worth of recyclables to put things in perspective. You can google it, but I rather advise you don't. It ain't pretty.

    So foreign corporations come in and pump in money, and motivate these people to educate themselves, and/or they go to places like America and send money home. Everyone wins, the consumer, the "exploited" workers, the corporations, everyone except the people whose jobs they took.

    Theres only one answer to your problem, I'm afraid. Start your own corporation. Its not as hard as it seems.

  66. ...teaching is an influential position by phorm · · Score: 1

    Not only that, but if they will higher-end teaching positions with profs that preach the virtues of IBM products... well

    1 IBM employee lost to teaching... 100s of possible customers at a rate of 30+/semester

    Sounds pretty smart to me.

  67. It's a great way to speed up attrition by Quila · · Score: 1

    Especially of the older, more highly-paid employees if you're planning to cut staff. It's a good idea, personnel cuts aren't painful and everybody wins.

  68. Correction by phorm · · Score: 1

    replace "will higher-end" with "fill higher-end"

  69. It depends by homer_ca · · Score: 1

    Are you talking about employees losing their pensions if they leave IBM? Some pension plans may be structured that way; if you leave before retirement age, you forfeit the whole pension. With other plans, you keep your pension benefits if you're fully vested by the time you leave. You still begin collecting at the specified retirement age, but you could leave to work somewhere else until age 65. TFA doesn't say anything about pensions.

    1. Re:It depends by severoon · · Score: 1

      I suspect this is IBM's way of looking good while encouraging its most expensive employees to leave. It's a win-win for IBM--if they can help society and cut the rolls of the old timers, everyone wins (including the old timer, who apparently wants to teach).

      Given that, I'd be shocked if IBM did anything other than pay out the level of pension the person earned fair and square. After all, it only gets worse for IBM if the person sticks around to complete their pension as normal.

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    2. Re:It depends by technomom · · Score: 2, Informative

      IBM's pension plan is not designed this way, at least not for the people who are eligible for this program (10 years or more at IBM). You keep your pension. You are vested after a year.

      JoAnn
      IBM employee

    3. Re:It depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an IBM new hire (been working there for a little over a year) and everything I've read and been told says that your pension vests after 5 years.
      My more cynical co-workers think that it's a way for IBM to encourage people to leave after 5 years.

  70. Useful Idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have been used. The people who promote the idea that IBM the company and its employees are Nazi sympathizers were exposed as criminals when their lawsuit against IBM (which just HAPPENED to co-incide with the release of their book) was thrown out of court.

  71. Re:bring over all the laid-off people from europe. by stunt_penguin · · Score: 1

    What laid off people from europe?

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  72. You are on the right track by Ogemaniac · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the economic analyses that I have seen, per hour compensation for teachers is very competitive for similar professions. Average teacher pay is not a problem.

    What is a problem is the distribution of that money. Essentially, these are the only two factors that matter in determining your pay in almost every district:

    1: Highest degree earned

    2: Number of years as a teacher

    That it is. Nothing else matters. So some fresh new fool with a BA in communications from Directional State University and a 2.5 GPA is going to get the same pay as a 55-year old manager from IBM, who had had (long ago) a 3.8 GPA from Princeton in Applied Mathematics.

    I am sure you can see what the problem is. This is compounded by the fact that teacher pay in almost every district is extremely backloaded. While that average you cited looks nice, you have to slog through a decade of $30-5k/year to get it. Retirement benefits are also heavily backloaded.

    It is the unions who are creating this problem. The absurd pay-scales they have created effectively make it impossible to recruit large numbers of math and science majors. Until the pay system is changed, all the blathering in the world will not change this.

    1. Re:You are on the right track by aaronl · · Score: 1

      Spot on with what you said. I'm glad there are other people willing to speak out on exactly that. Teacher unions are unreal and absolutely horrid to work with. The way most unions now do the pay negotiation completely leaves out any concept of merit pay. So forget earning promotions, you're entitled to them by union contract based solely on seniority and such.

      And people wonder why work ethic in the USA is so bad...

    2. Re:You are on the right track by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      I agree 100% with what you're saying about how teaching ability should be based on merit and that it isn't.

      Merit for teachers is a bit harder to measure quantitatively. A person who is a brilliant doctor may not be that much better at teaching biology. It's a lot easier to identify those teacher who are poor performers and help or eliminate them, than it is to quantitatively and objectivly identify the best teachers.

      That being said, if you're just going to go by hours worked, most economic analyses assume that teachers only work 40 hours a week or less, and neglect to factor in the time it takes to prepare a lesson, for example.

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  73. IBM Training Employees To Leave IBM! by springbox · · Score: 1

    Ok, good.. Good.. Forwarrrdd... Wait! -- No! Slow down!
    *BONK!*
    Ok, ok. Not a big deal. Turn a little to the left. That's it... Walk towards the rectangular frame.... NO! Your other left!
    *BONK*!

  74. Re:bring over all the laid-off people from europe. by uacheesehead · · Score: 1

    noooooo! math and science can be hard enough for many students - it's needless to complicate things with an accent that can be either hard to understand or just plain annoying

  75. Another reason to justify this... by alexhmit01 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Okay, companies and and should do GOOD, they just can't do altruism at the shareholders (owner's) expense, that's being a bad fiduciary. That said, there is a wide range of good you can do and justify it...

    That said, this actually should accomplish a LOT for IBM.

    The target is near-retirees, people that are leaving anyway.

    1. If you lay them off, you risk a age-discrimination class-action suit (SCOTUS just allowed disparate affects in age discrimination, though the bar is set high).

    2. If they join the public workforce, then they probably snap up the yummy government provided benefits, which gets them off IBM's benefits, at least until they retire from their new profession... Who knows, the ludicrous school retiree benefits may kick in in a short-enough time, that this may get some of the people off their benefits long term.

    3. It NEVER hurts to have someone with a MAJORLY positive image of IBM teaching youngsters, the future's consumers and employees. IBM is an old established company, planning for 3 decades isn't unreasonable.

    4. Brain Drain - if the person is going to retire soon anyway, you are losing their skill set. If you keep them on "leave of absence" for two years, you can pick their brain (even if not contracted to help, who wouldn't help their company that they were on leave for when called with a question). Also, if they moved into teaching with IBM's help, they are probably very happy with IBM, and may remain accessible for years helping people with arcane problems.

    This looks like a HUGE win. IBM is able to do something good for the world, and there are enough plausible business benefits to justify it as a proper fiduciary activity.

    Alex

    1. Re:Another reason to justify this... by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Adam Smith was right. Self interest more often than not benefits all of society. Without win-win situations, economies would not function.

      We can add to this list based on demographic arguments:

      • Retirement of long-term employees allows for promotions all the way down the food chain, enabling IBM to keep valuable employees of all ages. This is particularly viable since, with current demographics, your average IBM employee might be over-qualified for their position.
      • It allows IBM to flatten out their demographic profile, thus improving IBM's long-term prospects, and preventing a huge disruption when baby boomers begin retiring en masse.
  76. It ain't going to happen by Ogemaniac · · Score: 1

    until school districts start counting years of relevant job experience as part of the determinant of your pay.

    Right now, if that engineer from DuPont switches to teaching, she starts at the same point in the pay scale as the 23-year-old with no experience at all. This makes the switch almost impossible, as most people in mid-career cannot/will not give up ten or twenty years worth of raises!

  77. slave labor?? I don't think so by slew · · Score: 1

    It's amazing how people attempt to sprinkle pejoratives into thier arguments like "slave labour" in a thinly veiled attempt to garner simpathy for their arguments by tapping into latent (or not so latent) racist sentiments.

    Simply put, like the "japanese" car invasion of the seventies and eighties, the so called "first-world" is going through another "IT" invasion, this time from China and India... This time the US companies are trying a different strategy before they get pummeled (e.g. this is like AMC moving a car plant to Japan). I have no idea if this strategy will work for IBM and other IT companies, but I'm sure they are aware of what happened with the car company strategy (e.g., the K-car).

    This is NOT south africa aparthid. This is NOT indonesia nike shoes. This is NOT feeding off the weak, this is a real shift in the industry not unlike shifts that have happened in the past (and will in the future).

    In the narrow limited minds of Detroit in the 70's and 80's, there were often racist actions against anyone with "dark" colored skin (e.g., the horrible beating of Vincent Chin, who wasn't even japanese) as the industry shift occurs by people who enjoyed using pejoratives to garner simpathy for their arguments... I hope you aren't aligning yourself with people that have that kind of mindset...

  78. I agree by Ogemaniac · · Score: 1

    Studies have found that average teacher pay is very competitive on an hourly basis with other, similar professions. Average teacher pay is just fine.

    The problems are that it is too heavily back-loaded (starting teachers make squat, old teachers make a mint), that teachers in completely different field earn the same pay (physics is not communications!), and that no regard is given to real-world job experience.

    These factors combine to make it almost impossible that someone with a math or science background and years of real job experience would switch to being a teacher. Both their experience and quality degree would be ignored when determining pay, and they would start at the very bottom of a very steep payscale. How many people are going to give up $60k at IMB for $30k as a teacher? Not many.

  79. Mod Parent Up. by Hack+Jandy · · Score: 1

    I recently was told by a friend of mine who works in the Chinese consulat that the chinese "problem" of emmigrants coming to America and getting education is getting out of hand. She quoted that 90% of Chinese citizens that come here on visas to learn end up staying here, which is a big problem for the Chinesem I guess. As a result, China is working on screening their students better to come back to China after they finish their degree.

    HJ

    1. Re:Mod Parent Up. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      She quoted that 90% of Chinese citizens that come here on visas to learn end up staying here, which is a big problem for the Chinese

      Maybe they like the fact that they can get rich over here and not worry about being arrested for making the government look bad.

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    2. Re:Mod Parent Up. by jav27 · · Score: 1

      I don't think China has to worry about a brain drain yet, It is true that many students don't return, but most keep very strong ties with China for all their lives, and keep sending money to relatives and invest there. If the diaspora were truly disconnected from their homeland it is definitely a loss for the coutry, but if they keep the links, by sending remittances, travelling, promoting exchange, there are benefits.

    3. Re:Mod Parent Up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      China does worry about brain drain. I know. I live and work here (in China).

      While what you say isn't incorrect, from the Chinese government's perspective, it's still operating at a loss. That money that they send home to relatives doesn't amount to much (and it certainly doesn't help China's GDP).

      Chinese brain drain is slowly decreasing, largely because life in China is starting to be pretty damn nice, and for many Chinese, there simply aren't as many opportunities abroad as there are at home -- this isn't the 1970s anymore.

      Having said that, there is a strong propaganda campaign going on (not necessarily just organized by the government) that does "real world" interviews with people who went abroad and decided to come back, talking about why life in China is better than life abroad, etc.

      Who knows how well it's working, but the fact that they're trying means they're concerned.

      Brain drain is a major problem for pretty much all developing countries.

  80. Pay Cut? by vettemph · · Score: 1

    My girlfriend makes over $90k per year teaching public school 7th graders in a town just outside of philadelphia (and she is hot). :)
      I realize this is an enigma to the average slashdotter.

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    1. Re:Pay Cut? by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Does she have a sister?

  81. By far the most honorable practice I could witness by erroneus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This will remain in my mind as possibly the best way a company can divest of employees short of finding another job for them. And some of the reality here is that there ARE fewer and fewer tech jobs in this country. Helping them to switch careers to one where there is presently a heavy need is a very positive move for the country and for the people. Some might scoff and assume it's some PR stunt but I really doubt it. Everyone knows that we have extremely short memories and would forget about any mass firings/layoffs/terminations when the next news story hits.

    That said, you can expect their stock values to decline because we all know that doing 'good things' is a waste of resources and drains profit potential... and we all know profit is everything right?

  82. you need to learn math. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    she worked 3/4 quarters of the year. Probably with good benefits, and retirement.
    you work all year, probably with moderate benefits, and for only 10% more pay.

    so, you work 25% more then her for 10% more pay...now who is making less?

    hint: you.

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    1. Re:you need to learn math. by Kurt+Granroth · · Score: 1
      she worked 3/4 quarters of the year. Probably with good benefits, and retirement. you work all year, probably with moderate benefits, and for only 10% more pay. so, you work 25% more then her for 10% more pay...now who is making less? hint: you.

      Yes, but you missed a crucial detail: she had 15 years of experience and I was a fresh college grad. The fact that I was even in the same ballpark salary-wise shows how ridiculous the pay disparity was. A starting teacher (which is what I would have been) would make far far less. As I mentioned in my post, I made some 85% more (with full benefits and pension plan) as a starting software developer than I would have as a starting teacher.

      As far as the working only 3/4 of the year ... most of the teachers I knew made so little that they had to work during the summer to make some "extra" money just to get by. The few that were able to take the summer off either had a spouse that worked full-time or were close enough to retirement that everything was paid off and they had decent savings.

      And that doesn't even get into the relatively new requirements for continued training that teachers have to go through. Add a few weeks of that each year and the actual free time a lot of teachers have amounts to just a few weeks.

  83. A word on teacher pay. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    t is not horrible, and pay is one of the things I never here a teach complaign about.
    When loking at the numbers, bear in mind that it is for 3/4 of the year, so calculate approprietly.

    The schools need stuff.
    More teachers, more class, and materials needed to teach.
    Oh, and don't spend anymore on computers until a plan is in place on how you are going to use them. Computers are a huge money sink in school systems, with no real plan of action on how they can aid teachers and help the student learn.

    Beside, Libraries have computers and research papers, and more people need to be in the habit of using library services.

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    1. Re:A word on teacher pay. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I make well over twice as much doing IT work than I did teaching in the public schools.

      (I taught 14 years and have been writing code for over 11 years.)

      I was paid $12K when I started teaching (with a M.S. in Education) and $33K when I decided to walk away from a tenured job.

      You HAVE to work a 2nd, likely a 3rd job to raise a family if you teach.

      IBMers considering this need to realize you will work in a high-stress environment with badly oversized classes in poor facilities, very difficult to motivate students, unsupportive parents, discipline problems that you can't hand off to administrators, incompetent administrators, tons of paperwork, lunch duty, hall duty, etc. The pace and pressure never stops.

      Public education has been badly underfunded in the United States for several decades now. Nobody wants to go into the profession any more. Talent goes elsewhere. You get what you pay for. And public education is badly broken and is nowhere near the success that it was 50, 60, 70 years ago when it bettered the lives of (well, least white kids at the time) so many, regardless of them being from the middle, upper or lower class.

  84. Patents by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 1

    IBM has software patents.

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  85. Less Stress??? by Snorpus · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You don't have to work too hard when your body is older and can't take as much stress.

    If you can't take as much stress, I don't think that teaching in a public school is the right move to make.

    1. Re:Less Stress??? by unother · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Word.

      I don't think people are realizing exactly how burdensome bureaucratic the public school system is becoming. It's largely an issue of the ongoing means-testing of student bodies. Curricula is passing out of control of individuals and into overseer bodies. While some might believe this "enforces standards", it merely means the individual teacher becomes a functionary and a babysitter.

    2. Re:Less Stress??? by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Absolutely. And not just in public schools, either, where teachers are really just babysitters for misbehaving (and sometimes violent) kids.

      In college, they will not last long if they attempt to do a good job teaching classes and helping students learn the material. What makes a successful professor is research and publishing. "Publish or perish". Plus they have to play a bunch of stupid political games with the other profs and the administration. Being a college professor isn't some nice cushy job where you can just take your time and teach classes and not worry about anything else.

    3. Re:Less Stress??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This depends somewhat on where you teach. My alma mater was a research one university, and my former adviser left the pay and the prestige of working there to teach at a more undergraduate oriented school that focused more on teaching and less on research. These do exist.

      Harvey Mudd, for example, has no graduate school. No small surprise, then, that it is one of the best schools in the nation (in the world) at teaching what it does (mainly science and engineering -- they have a "friendly" rivalry with Caltech. Ever seen "Real Genius"? "Pacifica Tech" was based on Harvey Mudd.)

      There are lots of schools like that.

    4. Re:Less Stress??? by plover · · Score: 1
      Wow, your comment just made me "complete the circle" (in my mind, anyway.)

      A commonly held prejudice of Americans is that they "look down on" scholastic degrees from developing nations, because they believe those school systems are only designed to produce "test-passers," while Americans have always seen themselves as "innovators" and "free-thinkers." (Please, I'm not trying to start any flamewars with this statement, I'm just pointing out an ignorant prejudice that is held by many Americans.) But the same is going on here. My son knows that his AP teachers are teaching him exactly what is required to pass the AP tests, and are not necessarily teaching him that which is required to succeed in a given field.

      We Americans have turned our schools into exactly that which we've always despised -- education factories producing "test-passers". Innovation is completely gone from our education, mostly because there's no incentive. There is no standardized test for innovation, and there can never be one.

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  86. IT No Longer A Suitable Profession, So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    instead of firing them and leaving them unemployable, we'll turn them into math and teachers, creating
    • a glut of math and science teachers,
    • a glut of students interested in math and science
    when there is no U.S. market for math and science workers.

    Timing is everything.

  87. Re:fp by Eideewt · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Not offensive? Did we read the same post?

  88. NEA propaganda. by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    1) No one forces teachers to work for such 'low' pay.

    2)

  89. IBM hiring Mainframers...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For those of you who didn't see the job announcements take a look these news articles!


    IBM and SHARE Announce a New Community for the Next Generation of Mainframe Experts.

    InformationWeek
    Wanted: 20,000 IBM Mainframe Experts.


    Visit Mainframe and see what they have to say about wonderful world of mainframes.



    I submitted these on the 24th of August. Ignored as usual.

    Yeah, as a matter of fact I bleed Blue!

  90. Teaching at what level? by Josuah · · Score: 1

    Are they going to be teaching at a college or university? Or at local schools? That's certainly a big difference in pay grade.

  91. When I'm 50 by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

    I will teach high school math. You know, all that Stand And Deliver crap. The kids will be a drag :-)

  92. That's not true by Ogemaniac · · Score: 1

    The analysis I have seen did not make such an assumption, though "hours worked" is never easy to measure for salaried workers. Ironically, it is usually the teacher's union that makes such an assumption about everyone else. Most non-teaching professionals put in much more than 40h, but the unions almost always assume it is 40 when making their comparisons. The studies I remember estimated that a teacher works about 80-85% of the total hours per year as compared to other professionals. They work somewhat more than the average hours per week, but work far fewer weeks per year.

    Ultimately, though, I think that the pay scales need to be changed. Just about every organization in the country (public and private) except K-12 schools have figured out how to fairly pay their best workers more than their worst. We shouldn't be surprised that when our K-12 schools fail to do this, they can't attract many good workers!

    Some possible ideas:

    1: Pay teachers more in difficult to teach subjects and schools. Science, math, and special ed are facing severe shortages. Elementary ed, English, and history are facing huge surpluses. This is the result of ignoring economics. Likewise, good, experienced teachers flee the toughest schools where the children have the most need, precisely because the transition is either pay-neutral (in district) or pay-positive (out of district). We need to be attracting good teachers to bad schools with higher pay.

    2: Even out the pay scales. The biggest barrier to entry into the profession is the low beginning salary. Evidence indicates that quality of teaching rises rapidly for the first few years and then levels off pretty quickly. There is no reason for huge, back-loaded pay raises, where the people with 25 years are making more than double than those with 5 years, if the results are nearly the same. Instead of ranging from 30k-80k, maybe 40k-60k is more justified (keeping the same average, of course).

    3: Reward relevant job experience. This interacts strongly with the previous point. You cannot expect mid-career professionals to switch to the bottom of the pay scale. Their experience is relevant and should not be ignored.

    4: Incorporate more measures of quality - student performance, peer review, quality of the teacher's education, etc. Northeastern Kansas State - Southfield ain't Harvard.

  93. PR by Craig+Ringer · · Score: 1

    Honestly, it seems more like "IBM know how to get good PR".

    There are still open questions about their manufacturing safety and pollution practises, they're lobbying hard for sofware patents in EU (as a developer and OSS contributor I have a BIG problem with that), etc.

    On the scale, they don't seem to be doing that bad. Just don't forget that they're just doing whatever it currently takes to maximize profit and shareholder returns. Until/unless shareholder lawsuits against companies that try to do the "right thing" even if it impacts the bottom line become a thing of the past, that'll continue to be the way.

  94. STOP blaming the school system by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    It has nothing to do with our goddam "school system". Tech and sci simply does not pay enough to justify what many see as long, difficult courses. There is no stability and relatively flat upward mobility in sci/tech. The big potential bucks are law, finance, and business. The starting salaries may be lower, but the potential is much higher, and often seen as more interesting.

    Sci/tech wages have been dragged down by globalism such that they are simply not competitive with biz and law careers. Foreign students gravitate toward sci/tech because it is transferable to their own country and does not require as much English pronounciation ability. Stop blaming the school system, dammit. It is simply supply and demand, and flat-lining careers are not in demand.

  95. It's not just the salary by po8 · · Score: 1

    It's not just the dramatically lower salary that's going to discourage competent, well-paid IBM professionals from moving on to become teachers (although a 4x pay cut is kind of dramatic for a job that requires two more years of training to qualify for). It's also the complete lack of respect, the poor work environment, the discipline problems that in some case become physical dangers, students who feel like prisoners and act accordingly, students who've been wrecked by their circumstances and can't reasonably be expected to learn math and science. These are the reasons why we don't have enough math and science teachers in the US in the first place, and trying to draw the newbies in from reasonable employment strikes me as a recipe for failure.

  96. IBM copies Digital by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Digital Equipment did this years ago. They even gave employees who got teaching jobs money during the first two years (IIRC) to help them make the adjustment.

  97. Extend the corporate culture into universities by Buttercup · · Score: 1

    Even further than before.

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  98. One more reason... by Famatra · · Score: 1

    It seems to be that even a head of business, schools and universities will be the next ones who are most likely to switch over in a big way to FOSS and Linux. The high cost and low government budgets almost force schools to look at any possible alternatives.

    IBM can benefit from this by encouraging their exemployee-new-teachers to advocate on behalf of Linux / IBM service contracts to their co-workers and the school board (and of course having them suggest IBM hardware too is just icing on the cake :P ).

    Write to your school board and tell them to use Linux, even if they don't at least they will have heard of it if someone else menions it to them.

    1. Re:One more reason... by amdotaku · · Score: 1

      Still, a major flaw in these FOSS for schools arguments is that while saving money on the OS would be super nice for schools, the OS cost is almost nothing compared to hardware costs, maintenance costs on the hardware(which CAN have a lower TCO with windows if you can get some CS teachers, for example, to maintain the network which is more likely with windows), and then electricity costs to run the hardware, infrastructure, and HVAC systems. Fact is, after all of this, MS can merely negotiate a lower license to the school the instant they start to get serious about FOSS, and I think almost any IT decision maker would see going with Windows is the best choice to make for the user demographic in question once the price tag drops a bit. The key to making FOSS more attractive is to making low power, lower performance desktops have a bigger market share; machines that reduce hardware costs and hardware operating costs, and tend to benefit most from FOSS because of a tendency for lower/more flexible operating requirements. Then FOSS will have a substantive advantage, instead of just a lower price tag, and schools may look at it a bit more seriously.

  99. so... by Ahaldra · · Score: 1
    The two most interesting quotes from the article:
    The company expects older workers nearing retirement to be the most likely candidates
    and
    "From then on, the IBM people would become school employees -- the program will encourage them to work in public schools but they can go private if they wish -- and leave Big Blue's payroll."
    In other words: The company can cut down on retirement funds, thus increasing shareholder value, with the added benefit of sustaining workforce reinforcement at a very low cost.
    I can't help but wonder why people get all excited about a company beeing selfish.

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  100. Re:Too bad... What?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Americans, Canadians, and Western Europeans had almost exclusive access to a modern education. Hence a reasonable explanation for being "world technology leaders" AND only having home-grown folk.

    Ah, but now other people in the world are getting access to the same kind of education... and it is not necessarily that we are getting more stupid; there are a lot of people in the world who are bringing themselves up to our level. If businesses employ a representative number of well-educated people throughout the world, then...

    It seems everything is just fine. While we have enjoyed a higher position of priviledge, there is nothing inherently special or better about us. Everyone should keep trying to be the best educated, most skilled, etc., but in the end, we will be in the same game as everybody else, and with no unfair advantages, guess what?

    Maybe [white] Americans will have to do some of the jobs that we have relegated as third-world or minority-only. And this analogously extends to the other countries currently in priviledged positions, but others can speak to the phobias in their home countries.

    Now that's a bummer I'm sure, but priviledge is only sustainable for so long. There is nothing inherent in our genetic, ethnic, cultural, or geographic location that can keep us on top always.

    I know that you can point to the positives in your remark (build more schools!) but I'm calling racism. Plain and simple.

    ...every year a greater percentage ... are Indian or Asian... we were world technology leaders, all with home grown talent
  101. Re:fp by aklix · · Score: 1

    You work for the CIA? And even if I did I wouldn't take it personally...

  102. cynics, all of you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    100 people (of highly skilled labor) is hardly a layoff. If you read the articles, you would see that they are looking for people with 10 years experience and advanced degress - hardly the typical crowd targeted for layoffs. The head of the program got 50 calls from volunteers the day the program was announced. IBM's program is transformative and their dedication to education over the last 10 years is commendable.

  103. Digital Equipment aka DEC did this in the 1990's. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Digital had a program like this in the early 1990's. Motivation was the same, to encourage employees to leave to reduce costs.

  104. teachers ha...cover corporate policy seems to me! by shkiner · · Score: 1

    Guys... people...dudes... ;) You really think that such a super global giant like IBM really cares about some shit#y education in US??? Come guys be real!!! It's just one more way to layout people with "benefits"... they pay instead of "layoff package" - one year 70% salary for "leavening to teach" - witch is the same like laying off + retraining former employees for some 25'000$ salary from 100+K$. Come on, guy's be real... they get huge benefits from tax returns from this US layoff scheme... If it would be Google or GE with such initiative - I wouldn't think anything bad about it .. but IBM.. it's like think that GM or Microsoft or Bell companies doing smth to help regular people...