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Mystery Australian Big Cat Shot

mugley writes "The Sunday Herald Sun is running a story about the shooting of a large cat, believed to be a leopard or puma, in the Gippsland region of Victoria, Australia. Alien big cats have long been a topic of interest for cryptozoologists (and more recently, Lance Henriksen and his credit card) - is this the first real evidence of their existence?" From the article: "Mike Williams, a representative of the Centre for Fortean Zoology, a body that researches mysterious or out-of-place animals, said he believed it was concrete evidence that big cats are on the loose in Australia. Hundreds of sightings have been reported over the years and a leaked government document revealed 59 sightings had been reported in Gippsland between 1998 and 2001. The cats are said to be descendants of animals that either escaped from zoos or circuses or were released by US airmen who kept them as mascots while stationed in Australia in World War II. "

421 comments

  1. That's a Cat? by QuaZar666 · · Score: 1

    I don't know exactly what this is, but I can't see a Cat in it, in fact it doesn't look like anything, and the picture quality isn't the best either.

    1. Re:That's a Cat? by mincognito · · Score: 2, Funny

      The cat's head was shot off by the hunter. The tail was removed and sent to a lab.

    2. Re:That's a Cat? by mattjb0010 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't know exactly what this is, but I can't see a Cat in it

      I can see Jesus in it. How much do you think I'll get on eBay for it?

    3. Re:That's a Cat? by Cyberllama · · Score: 1

      That's becuase, which you'd know if you read the article, it's head was blown clean off. A big, black, sleek, furry thing 4 legs and a tail is what the picture shows. What else could it be?

      At any rate, the guy kept the tail as proof, so its a pretty safe bet the picture isn't some hoax.

    4. Re:That's a Cat? by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 1

      Why sure it is. If you've ever played with a cat and dangled it upside down, they look just like that! (minus the maimed head, of course) My cat loves being upside down - but he's wierd and likes to lay on his back, too - something most cats hate...

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    5. Re:That's a Cat? by QuaZar666 · · Score: 1

      Of course, because its from a news site so it must be true.

    6. Re:That's a Cat? by Cyberllama · · Score: 1

      No, no. If its on Slashdot it must be true! They never make mistakes.

    7. Re:That's a Cat? by QuaZar666 · · Score: 1

      How dumb of me, of course since it is on Slashdot it is true, and slashdot never duplicates a story. Never in its life has it anything like that.

    8. Re:That's a Cat? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why sure it is. If you've ever played with a cat and dangled it upside down, they look just like that!

      I haven't done that - I'm too interested in keeping the skin on my hands and forearms.

      I think you're right about it being a cat though. It's proportions are similar to a domestic animal, and the hunter has been careful to put the carcass in the foreground where it will appear large compared to reference objects like the motorcycle in the background.
      I've shot feral cats in the north of WA which were much larger than domestic cats - bigger than foxes in the same area and comparable in size to a small to medium dog. They tended to be a fairly uniform brindle colour, but every so often you'd see a ginger or black cat.

      I think this is mostly a scam. The guy has shot a large feral cat, played with perspectives in the photo to make it look bigger, and will dine out on the tabloid news media for a few days until the DNA evidence shows he's shot a wild felis cattus.

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    9. Re:That's a Cat? by modecx · · Score: 2, Funny

      Indeed, I have a flame point siamese (a mutt, but that's what the vet calls him), he's always on his back, in some weird pose. It's pretty funny, because he often sleeps with all fours pointed straight up. Every siamese I've known acted contrary to most other cats. He also goes nuts for lettuce. Like I said... Weird.

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    10. Re:That's a Cat? by EtherealStrife · · Score: 1

      I used to know one that barked...swear by my life :) Weird little kitties...

    11. Re:That's a Cat? by johansalk · · Score: 1

      The fact that the bullet blew the head apart suggests that it must've been a small creature.

    12. Re:That's a Cat? by jwdb · · Score: 1

      Not neccessarily. If he was using a lead point or mercury filled bullet (assuming he was just out culling the population, not hunting for food) you have what's called an exploding bullet that can cause significant damage. Look back a few comments - there's a good explanation, along with the claim that a .308 with such a bullet can cut a person in half.

      Jw

    13. Re:That's a Cat? by DilbertLand · · Score: 1

      I think the entire story is possible, but the more I look at the picture the more is does look like someone is trying to play a perspective trick. Most hunting pics I've seen have the guy standing right next to the kill with their hand on it and there is no doubt. Having him placed behind it with that motorcycle looks really suspect. I'll have to agree with ozman on this one....

    14. Re:That's a Cat? by ikkonoishi · · Score: 0

      Mercury forms an alloy with lead at room temperatures.

      Mercury bullets are an urban legend.

    15. Re:That's a Cat? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      the more is does look like someone is trying to play a perspective trick.

      Also, TFA says he disposed of the body, keeping only the tail, which has been sent for testing. However, if he had contacts and planned it it wouldn't be hard to buy a puma or other big cat tail (the penis and other parts are used by Chinese medicine, but the tail doesn't have nay magical virtues, AFAIK) and have it sent to him from overseas, or even a local zoo perhaps. So even if the tail is confirmed as being a big cat species, I'm afraid I wouldn't be convinced -- and I'm from Gippsland and have heard these stories all my life. We do however have the Giant Gippsland Earthworm, possibly the largest in the world, to be proud of.

    16. Re:That's a Cat? by Bobsledboy · · Score: 1

      That depends on whether or not your claim it's haunted =)

    17. Re:That's a Cat? by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Funny
      Look mate, here in Australia, we don't just hunt, we obliterate. Not like you sissy Americans who use semi-automatic. Nope, here Down Under we use sticks of dynamite shoved on to the end of tied-down car shocks. A quick nick with the knife, and its more than shrimp on the barbie tonight, mate!

      Oh yeah, and as for that tail, mate. We didn't send that to scientists. Pesky lot, always telling us not to rape the kangaroos. Na, we fed the tail to our kids. Makes 'em grow up strong and peculiar, in proper fashion.

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    18. Re:That's a Cat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Not only that but he disposed of the body by "dumping it in the river." I'm no hunter but that doesn't seem like a normal way of disposing of a carcass, especially one that you might want to be able to find again later.

    19. Re:That's a Cat? by modecx · · Score: 1

      I can totally believe it. My grandma had a traditional siamese way back when. He preferred dry dog food, and growled like a dog when he wasn't happy. I guess it's not so much a surprise as he was best friends with a schipperke, but it was funny as hell.

      I really like siamese cats, they just seem to be more fun loving than average and have funny traits.

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    20. Re:That's a Cat? by telstar · · Score: 1

      The cat's head was shot off by the hunter. The tail was removed and sent to a lab.

      They must be avid video game players to do something so ferocious!

    21. Re:That's a Cat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      G'day mate! What do you suppose the possibility is that those worms have been used as sex toys from time to time? After all, desperate times call for desperate measures and I think more than one woman would be interested in having her insides massaged by -(a) writhing worm(s).

    22. Re:That's a Cat? by torpor · · Score: 1

      i've also shot and killed very large feral cats in WA, and i've seen them at least 2/3rds the size of the 'big cat' in the pic .. in the australian desert, you don't breed feral cats without expecting very, large, big ones by the second or third generation ..

      that said, i also believe there are bigger cats in the australian wilderness. there are tons of things outback we don't know about yet..

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  2. HEY LOOK: A RARE AND MAGNIFICENT ANIMAL!!! by ferrellcat · · Score: 5, Funny

    LETS KILL IT!!!

    1. Re:HEY LOOK: A RARE AND MAGNIFICENT ANIMAL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Did you even bother to read the part where the cat charged him?

    2. Re:HEY LOOK: A RARE AND MAGNIFICENT ANIMAL!!! by arlandbayes · · Score: 1

      Cripes, all these years I have been bushwalking in Australia. I could have been attacked by a panther!

    3. Re:HEY LOOK: A RARE AND MAGNIFICENT ANIMAL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gee... i wonder, perhaps the animal isn't native and is damaging the environment. probably best to protect it...

    4. Re:HEY LOOK: A RARE AND MAGNIFICENT ANIMAL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just thought I'd mention that he claims it was coming right for him ;)

    5. Re:HEY LOOK: A RARE AND MAGNIFICENT ANIMAL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's coming right for us!

      [BANG!]

    6. Re:HEY LOOK: A RARE AND MAGNIFICENT ANIMAL!!! by Shanep · · Score: 1

      KARN THE PANTHERS!

      Go hard you little beauties!!!

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    7. Re:HEY LOOK: A RARE AND MAGNIFICENT ANIMAL!!! by sbranden · · Score: 1

      Yep, and got as close as 80 yards- must have been horrific.

    8. Re:HEY LOOK: A RARE AND MAGNIFICENT ANIMAL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If looks could kill, it would have been us instead of him".

    9. Re:HEY LOOK: A RARE AND MAGNIFICENT ANIMAL!!! by insert_username_here · · Score: 1

      It's Coming Right For Us!

      Oh wait... they changed the laws, so now I have to say:

      Looks like we'll have to thin out their numbers. We'll have to kill these gigantic foreign feral felines or else they'll die.

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    10. Re:HEY LOOK: A RARE AND MAGNIFICENT ANIMAL!!! by pookemon · · Score: 1

      Hey look - a feral, predatory, introduced species - feeding on the Rare and Magnificent Animals that BELONG in Australia. The lack of the animals Head makes this seriously suspect (nevermind the remainder of the carcass). Everyone in Vic knows of the Panther myth - and even a dumb arse hunter would know to hang on to the animal (you could probably sell it).

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    11. Re:HEY LOOK: A RARE AND MAGNIFICENT ANIMAL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, what a terrible accident...the cat was still alive after the gunshot but it tripped and fell onto his knife...15 times!

    12. Re:HEY LOOK: A RARE AND MAGNIFICENT ANIMAL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative


      Highly unlikely it charged him; I would treat that claim with even more sceptism than the basic big cat story.

      Top/apex predators are conditioned by instinct and experience to treat none prey animals with extreme caution/respect. Natural selection favours those that don't pick a fight unless absolutely necessary for survival.

    13. Re:HEY LOOK: A RARE AND MAGNIFICENT ANIMAL!!! by connah0047 · · Score: 1

      I rarely laugh out loud on SlashDot...but that was funny!

    14. Re:HEY LOOK: A RARE AND MAGNIFICENT ANIMAL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Heh.

      Tell that to sharks which take a bite out of anything at all to taste it.

      As for extreme caution, land predators like the big cat have experienced "natural" selection. Any that look crosswise at a human dont get to live.

    15. Re:HEY LOOK: A RARE AND MAGNIFICENT ANIMAL!!! by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's an imported 'alien' species from another continent, and it appears to be thriving by killing and eating the native 'rare and magnificent animals.'

      Australia has a big problem with that.

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    16. Re:HEY LOOK: A RARE AND MAGNIFICENT ANIMAL!!! by MightyMartian · · Score: 1
      As for extreme caution, land predators like the big cat have experienced "natural" selection. Any that look crosswise at a human dont get to live.

      No kidding. They say to avoid Australian hunters at all costs.

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    17. Re:HEY LOOK: A RARE AND MAGNIFICENT ANIMAL!!! by JhohannaVH · · Score: 1

      It's comin' right for us!

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    18. Re:HEY LOOK: A RARE AND MAGNIFICENT ANIMAL!!! by IshmaelSquared · · Score: 0

      Then I'll sneak up behind 'im and jam my finger up its butthole.

  3. Sorry, But I Had To Say it... by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 4, Funny

    "It was comin' right for us!"

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    1. Re:Sorry, But I Had To Say it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All right kids grab a gun, and a beer. Hey steady on kids - you're gonna spill your beer!!

    2. Re:Sorry, But I Had To Say it... by cow_licker · · Score: 1

      what's that from?

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    3. Re:Sorry, But I Had To Say it... by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 2, Funny

      The animated TV show South Park.

      In one episode the boys go hunting, and while they're out doing that, it's explained to them they can shoot any animals, even an endangered species, in self defense. So they are told to remember to yell "It's comin' right for us!" as they shoot (one that's clearly standing still).

      Someone once said if you have to explain a joke, it's no longer funny. Sorry...

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  4. At least... by IWorkForMorons · · Score: 0, Redundant

    At least he remembered to yell "He's coming straight for us!" before he shot it...

    On a serious note, how do you hit an animal behind the shoulder and blow it's head off? Wouldn't that mean the cat was running away?

    1. Re:At least... by RiverTonic · · Score: 1

      No, it means that the cat was running backwards to him.

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    2. Re:At least... by Takumi2501 · · Score: 1

      Glad to see I'm not the only one who noticed that. :)

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    3. Re:At least... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      RTFA guys, "I pulled up the rifle and at that moment it turned to the left... He was making long jumps. On about the third jump I shot him."

      It was running away.

    4. Re:At least... by cerebis · · Score: 1
      Well he said it was coming towards him and then turned to the left, so the report isn't paradoxical. Still, why would you obtain practically irrefutable evidence of such a contenious subject and then dispose of the majority of it? It would be substantially easier to fake the photo and supply some tissue samples, than to present a fresh carcass.

      Sure dragging it back to your vehicle would be a chore, but he obviously must have had some plan for doing so since he was hunting deer. I might not want to lug something through the forest, but I think I would have been sufficiently motivated in this case. It's a sensational find if it can be proven, though I'd rather not see anything killed. At the very least, he could have left it somewhere to be easily recovered.

    5. Re:At least... by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      It would be substantially easier to fake the photo and supply some tissue samples

      When you say tissue sample, you DO mean the long tail right? Unless there's lots of tailless puma's walking around in zoo's, I'd say it's safe to assume it's authentic (if he has the means to obtain a tail other then from the wild, I'd say he has the means to obtain the entire carcass).

      Sure dragging it back to your vehicle would be a chore, but he obviously must have had some plan for doing so since he was hunting deer.

      Depends what he wanted the deer for. If he wanted it for meat, he would have obtained what he wanted and then left (it's much easier to carry some edible meat then an entire carcass). If he wanted a skin, I'd say he would have skinned it in the bush. If he wanted a trophy he would have beheaded the creature and walked home.

      At the very least, he could have left it somewhere to be easily recovered.

      It most likely would have been eaten by wild animals before anyone got a chance to get to it (especially if he was going hunting for a few days).

    6. Re:At least... by cerebis · · Score: 3, Insightful
      There is no evidence in the report that a tail was supplied to anyone, just that samples were reportedly taken from the tail.

      Catching and killing an animal -- the near equivalent of yeti rumours -- and then disposing of the body in a non-recoverable manner, sounds entirely improbable except in extreme circumstance. This is country Victoria, not exactly deepest Africa.

      Australia doesn't have any large carnivores. It is very unlikely that if you absolutely had to leave a carcass behind (which in this instance makes the entire story sound dubious) that it would be gone the following day. This is about the time I would expect you would need to obtain assistance to recover it.

    7. Re:At least... by Fian · · Score: 1

      correct, no large carnivores, just lots of small omnivorous marsupials that could make short work of a carcass within a couple of days.

    8. Re:At least... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ''Australia doesn't have any large carnivores.''

      Dingos run in packs.

    9. Re:At least... by cerebis · · Score: 1

      Yes there are a few carnivorous marsupials, but they not all carrion eaters. You might expect more threat from non-indigenous animals such as foxes, cats and pigs. If this were Tasmania, then I would have had concern for devils (since this is their specialty) and lets not forget birds. In any case, hanging the carcass by a rope from a tree branch would make the chances of it lasting a few days very likely. Even a partly consumed carcass would have been convincing evidence of a beast.

    10. Re:At least... by starman97 · · Score: 1

      'Australia doesn't have any large carnivores.'
      The local crocs might disagree with that.

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    11. Re:At least... by cerebis · · Score: 1

      A very good point and an embarrassing oversight by myself. What you should expect from a grubby Sydney-sider like myself I suppose. :)

  5. Which Big Cat? by animeshpathak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "... believed to be a leopard or puma..."

    How does one confuse a leopard with a puma, especially when the animal in question is not running, but lying dead in front of you?
    Or maybe they are talking about mysterious out-of-place big cats that alternate between two shapes :-?

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    1. Re:Which Big Cat? by RhoryCalhoon · · Score: 1

      I don't think they are talking about a cat that is definitely a leopord or a puma. I thought they were saying it could be a relative of one or some subclass of one. But then again, I'm an idiot, so don't listen to me.

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    2. Re:Which Big Cat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the people trying to classify it didn't actually get to see it, dude dumped it into river, just brought back the tail.

      RTFA?

    3. Re:Which Big Cat? by mroch · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't think they're that dumb, but you didn't think to check for black leopards...

    4. Re:Which Big Cat? by Hymer · · Score: 1

      He maybe confuses them with the jaguar

    5. Re:Which Big Cat? by nathanh · · Score: 4, Insightful
      How does one confuse a leopard [google.com] with a puma [google.com], especially when the animal in question is not running, but lying dead in front of you?

      Dude, this is Australia. The only ferocious animals to hunt in Australia are wild pigs and crazed rabbits. It's possibly the first big cat the hunter has ever seen, so it's no surprise he couldn't identify it.

    6. Re:Which Big Cat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      http://www.lioncrusher.com/images/Leopard_03.jpg

      http://irc.gbg.bg/city/piemonte/puma.jpg

      Kinda hard to tell the difference aye :p google showed me that look!

    7. Re:Which Big Cat? by TWooster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, that's easy enough.

      The puma is the one with the bad jpeg compression.

      And this man claims to have been an engineer...

    8. Re:Which Big Cat? by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      If they're both black they're a lot harder to tell apart.

    9. Re:Which Big Cat? by Zakabog · · Score: 1

      How does one confuse a leopard with a puma, especially when the animal in question is not running, but lying dead in front of you? Or maybe they are talking about mysterious out-of-place big cats that alternate between two shapes :-? I'm sorry but if I saw a big black leopard and a big black puma (and even a big black jaguar) in front of me, I would have no idea which one is which. I would think that for a hunter, it's about the same. And I would also think that since the only evidence they've got is a tail and a bad photograph, it's kind of hard to identify the animal.

    10. Re:Which Big Cat? by wcrowe · · Score: 1

      Because both leopards and pumas (as well as Jaguars) come in all-black varieties, like the animal in the picture.

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    11. Re:Which Big Cat? by mbourgon · · Score: 1

      And how can I thank you for giving me a link that includes the infamous "Puma BJ" poster?

      http://radbrad.rucus.net/gallery/albums/funnies/pu ma.sized.jpg
      (From the first page of the google image search)

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    12. Re:Which Big Cat? by zaffir · · Score: 1

      Or maybe they are talking about mysterious out-of-place big cats that alternate between two shapes :-?

      It was actually a night elf druid :(

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    13. Re:Which Big Cat? by Alsee · · Score: 4, Funny

      crazed rabbits

      That's why I never leave home without my Holy Handgrenade.

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    14. Re:Which Big Cat? by bombshelter13 · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Judging from the pictures your links provide, the puma clearly has much larger breasts than a leopard.

    15. Re:Which Big Cat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Actually, the puma/cougar/mountain lion is the largest of the "small cats". One of the main differences is that the large cats roar.

      http://1kai.dokkyomed.ac.jp/mammal/en/family/felid ae.html

    16. Re:Which Big Cat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've never heard of a Black Leopard (Panthera pardus)?

    17. Re:Which Big Cat? by thirdrock · · Score: 1

      crazed rabbits

      >>That's why I never leave home without my Holy Handgrenade.


      Look at the bones !

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    18. Re:Which Big Cat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well then, since you seem to know, what kind of cat is it? Leopard or Puma?

      I'll bet the bloke whose beloved pet he just shot will be able to tell us.

  6. here kitty, kitty, kitty by rheotaxis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Are we sure these aren't kittens of something even bigger?

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  7. Why by $exyNerdie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The retired engineer said he lugged the cat back to his camp, but put the carcass into the river after removing the tail and photographing it.

    Why oh why?

    1. Re:Why by Detritus · · Score: 1

      To give the crocs a free meal and recycle the carcass.

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    2. Re:Why by HaveBlue34 · · Score: 1

      cause they DONT taste like chicken.

    3. Re:Why by Unnamed+Chickenheart · · Score: 1

      Mayhap his story is not quite true?

      Maybe the cat was not comming for him?

      Maybe he felt guilty about shooting a rare animal wich were no threat to him?

      AFAIK no puma would attack a human, unless very hungry or threatened? Tigers and lions may, though?

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    4. Re:Why by Chewbacon · · Score: 1

      I would certainly feel guilty and lie. Really: you find a legendary animal and the only way you can console yourself is to kill it? Give me a damn break.

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    5. Re:Why by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 5, Funny

      To see if it was a witch.

    6. Re:Why by thrillseeker · · Score: 1
      you find a legendary animal and the only way you can console yourself is to kill it?

      Well, it sounds like it wouldn't hold still while he read poetry to it ...

    7. Re:Why by Alsee · · Score: 2, Funny

      Look at the photo, the head completely exploded off. That was no rifle shot. He obviously read Vogon Poetry to it.

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    8. Re:Why by cdrdude · · Score: 1

      But it weighed less than a duck, so he already knew.

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  8. South Park Defense by SQLz · · Score: 4, Funny

    The best part of the article is this when the hunter says, "The predator charged in his direction." He's obviously been watching too much South Park. I be t the cat was running in the opposite direction and he yelled "Look out, its coming right for us", and shot it.

    1. Re:South Park Defense by SunPin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Considering the bullet went through the cat's shoulder and destroyed its skull, the cat could not have been running _toward_ the hunter. He sounds like an asshat. Put carcass in river... great idea. Let's not examine any possible mutations that might occur to a large cat in Oz.

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  9. Kept asking for money by No+Salvation · · Score: 0

    Stupid cat wanted to borrow tree fidy, so I shot it.

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  10. Hm summary sun by FidelCatsro · · Score: 4, Informative
    " this the first real evidence of their existence?"
    No , not at all . There have been numerous examples found over the years . As the article says
    "Hundreds of sightings have been reported over the years and a leaked government document revealed 59 sightings had been reported in Gippsland between 1998 and 2001.
     
    The cats are said to be descendants of animals that either escaped from zoos or circuses or were released by US airmen who kept them as mascots while stationed in Australia in World War II."
    What is interesting is the cats origin , Is it a pure puma or has it interbred with other escaped cats in the bush
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    1. Re:Hm summary sun by aussie_a · · Score: 1
      No , not at all . There have been numerous examples found over the years . As the article says
      "Hundreds of sightings have been reported over the years and a leaked government document revealed 59 sightings had been reported in Gippsland between 1998 and 2001.

      The cats are said to be descendants of animals that either escaped from zoos or circuses or were released by US airmen who kept them as mascots while stationed in Australia in World War II."
      Oh and because it's in a government report it MUST be true. Here's a question for you, oh gullible one, have scientists accepted that there are big cats going around? Or has the lack of proof (up until now) made everyone investigate it, but come back with inconclusive results.

      Oh, by the way, there are aliens among us as well. There's government reports on it and everything.

      (I was kidding, although I did have a point I wrapped up in my humour ;)).
    2. Re:Hm summary sun by hab136 · · Score: 1
      " this the first real evidence of their existence?" No , not at all . There have been numerous examples found over the years . As the article says

      "Hundreds of sightings have been reported over the years and a leaked government document revealed 59 sightings had been reported in Gippsland between 1998 and 2001.

      Sightings != evidence

      Read any tabloid - there are "documented sightings" of everything from the Loch Ness Monster to Bat Boy. Someone swears they saw something. Big deal.

    3. Re:Hm summary sun by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      Sightings are evidence , how reliable they are is another matter . Several large cats have been caught on film and the films have been confirmed as genuine IE: not a fake , and the size of the animal has been shown to be considerably larger than a house cat or wild cat .

      This is not like UFO sightings , which can normally be explained as a weather balloon or ball lighting etc. .
      It is rather easy to identify a large black cat attacking a larger farm animal .Sure there will be a few people mistaken but I) would say this find corroborates the evidence slightly .
      They are most likely cats escaped from private collectors or Zoos . Nothing mystical or mythical about them .

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    4. Re:Hm summary sun by E8086 · · Score: 1

      Just examine the prey animals. I've seen oversized house cats, 25-30lbs, that look like they could take out a large rabbit or 'possum or ground hog. Even a large free range domesticated cat would still think of itself as a common house cat and not go after anything it wouldn't at normal size, >10lbs. If it attacks cows and sheep and humans, it's probably not a large free range house cat.

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    5. Re:Hm summary sun by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Sightings are generally not considered as evidence. Based on your criteria, Elvis is certaily still living and the aliens are with us. The good news is, Jesus and the Virgin Mary are also here to stop those pesky aliens.

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    6. Re:Hm summary sun by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      Sheep and goats , perhaps if it was just sheep then it could be an over zealous fox .. but a goat could easily kill a fox .
      not to mention the deer , stag deer at that ..
      I do enjoy Crypto-zoology but I feel the pedestrian explanation more than fits here. There are numerous illegal pets owned (was quite a fad in the 70s ) and Its reasonable to say that a fair few could have escaped or been let loose to avoid charges or because they couldn't house them anymore . How they remained mainly uneducated though is a testament to the beasts though

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    7. Re:Hm summary sun by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      Most Elvis and Jesus sightings however are rather transient and unreliable . However these big cat sightings follow similar patterns and do appear to fit with the characteristics of large cats .. that and the video evidence .

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    8. Re:Hm summary sun by TBBle · · Score: 1

      > What is interesting is the cats origin , Is it a pure puma or has it interbred with other escaped cats in the bush

      As long as it hasn't interbred with the dropbears, or we'll have forests full of nothing but the noise of
      Jagulars crying "Help! Help!".

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  11. DNA analysis result by Muhammar · · Score: 0

    Bad, bad eucalyptus. Global warming is accelerating (marsupials).

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  12. Hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice variation though. "Threw the carcass in the river".... Yeah, right.

  13. Endangered species? by aussie_a · · Score: 0

    While the cats may not be endangered on Earth, could they be endangered in Australia (as in the number of them in Australia is at a dangerous level for the cats to continue without becoming extinct)? If so, should they be protected? While having pumas (assuming that's what this is) roaming around Australia near populated areas isn't a good thing to have, shouldn't the government now step in and assess their affect on the environment, and if possible (while keeping humans and the environment at large safe) allow the population of the puma's to grow to a level where they won't be threatened with extinction? I'm not saying it CAN be done (they're a wild animal so they're dangerous to humans and they're not native to Australia so it's quite likely they'll have a large impact on it), it should at least be considered before the hunters of Victoria are let loose.

    It might be a bit of a jump to say they're population in Australia is endangered, but if they are escaped creatures that were once captive, there can't be too many of them out there, so to me it's logical that they would be faced with extinction.

    1. Re:Endangered species? by Detritus · · Score: 1
      The native wildlife have enough problems without having to deal with another imported species.

      Weren't there large marsupial cats in Australia that went extinct?

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    2. Re:Endangered species? by atrus · · Score: 1

      You do realize Austrailia has no native cat species, right?

    3. Re:Endangered species? by maglor_83 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They shouldn't be there to begin with anyway. We have enough problems with feral cats, dogs, foxes, rabbits etc without encouraging even more non-native wildlife, especially carnivores, since Australian fauna have been largely without natural predators for thousands of years.

    4. Re:Endangered species? by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      They shouldn't be there to begin with anyway.

      Neither should humans. They've caused the most damage to the Australian wildlife. I know, let's kill all the humans as well. All I'm asking is that before we go on a killing rampage, see if they CAN be kept here (in some sort of condition) that won't be harmful to the environment or humans. I'm not saying we MUST, merely that we should consider it.

    5. Re:Endangered species? by idlake · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The issue isn't numbers, it's genetic and ecological diversity.

      If they were introduced by humans, they should be eliminated from Australia, since they are likely going to make native species extinct.

    6. Re:Endangered species? by deimtee · · Score: 1

      No actual feline species, but the Quoll is pretty much the marsupial equivalent. Cute animals :)

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    7. Re:Endangered species? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying the abos are un-natural ?

    8. Re:Endangered species? by maglor_83 · · Score: 1

      We certainly have had the most impact on the environment. I don't see any reason to continue this tradition however. I really don't think there's going to be any extermination attempt on them if they are actually there, but I definitely don't agree that an introduced species should be classified as endangered.

    9. Re:Endangered species? by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      So you'd support allowing dingo's to become extinct then? They were, after all, introduced.

    10. Re:Endangered species? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      The native wildlife have enough problems without having to deal with another imported species.

      Australia has the world's only poisonous mammal - are you sure you don't have it backwards?

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    11. Re:Endangered species? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Almost all mammals are poisonous if you leave their carcasses in the sun for about 5 days. I suspect you mean venomous...

      I believe there's at least three venomous mammals, the male platypus (here in Oz), one of the shrews (Europe) and an incredibly evil looking lemur type thingy that lives in Madagascar.

    12. Re:Endangered species? by dbIII · · Score: 1
      could they be endangered in Australia
      In Australia introduced feral species are considered fair game for the cruelty of children - rabbits had a massive and obvious impact and cane toads had a more subtile but noticable one.

      The big cat myth in Australia is bigger than bigfoot in the USA and has ended up in at least one good movie (with Miranda Otto in a coat being mistaken for one). Miranda Otto was also in another movie which had serious geek cred - so we have a connection that makes it news for nerds.

    13. Re:Endangered species? by nihilogos · · Score: 3, Interesting



      There were several large marsupials, such as the diprotodon, but I don't think they're cats. You might be thinking of the Thylacine which is also known as the Tasmanian Tiger, but again isn't a cat.

      But seeing as about 2/3rds of all native australian fauna have been wiped out since the arrival of the environmental disaster known as homo sapiens, it's certainly possible that there were some cats in there somewhere.

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    14. Re:Endangered species? by houseofzeus · · Score: 1

      Erm pretty sure except for those on Fraser island dingos are shot at will, so yes.

    15. Re:Endangered species? by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

      It isn't a marsupial "cat", since such critters do not and have not existed, but Thylacoleo, the so-called marsupial lion, roamed the plains of until late Pleistocene, maybe even at the time when the first humans entered the continent.

      Cryptozoologists, I'm sure, would be extatic to find a living Thylacoleo. Well, other people would be, too.

    16. Re:Endangered species? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually he's right. I've done my research on A.B.C's (Alien Big Cats) in Oz and there was, once upon a time, a marsupial lion called thylacaleo. Not as big as most "big cats" but still, it was there.

    17. Re:Endangered species? by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      But seeing as about 2/3rds of all native australian fauna have been wiped out since the arrival of the environmental disaster known as homo sapiens, it's certainly possible that there were some cats in there somewhere.

      Well, actually, it's only since the arrival of Europeans. There were homo sapiens living in Australia for quite a while before this. And, to be fair, the majority of extinctions since European settlement came about through ignorance, carelessness or accidents in introducing foreign species. Examples like the thylacine, which was actively hunted into extinction, are the exception rather than the rule.

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    18. Re:Endangered species? by davidbofinger · · Score: 1

      But seeing as about 2/3rds of all native australian fauna have been wiped out since the arrival of the environmental disaster known as homo sapiens, it's certainly possible that there were some cats in there somewhere.

      There was a sort-of-leopardlike predator called a marsupial lion (aka thylacoleo, the first "o" is kind of silent).

      But there weren't real cats, in the sense of members of the cat family. A thylacoleo or thylacine is more closely related to a koala, and a real cat is more closely related to a human, than the either is to the other.

      Well, actually, it's only since the arrival of Europeans. There were homo sapiens living in Australia for quite a while before this.

      Some people do indeed argue the aborigines didn't play a large part in wiping out the diprotodon, megalania, thylacoleo, mainland thylacine, etc., etc.. Their arguments never made any sense to me, but YMMV.

      the majority of extinctions since European settlement came about through ignorance, carelessness or accidents in introducing foreign species

      Like cats! And thus the circle of conversation closes itself.

    19. Re:Endangered species? by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      There was a sort-of-leopardlike predator called a marsupial lion (aka thylacoleo, the first "o" is kind of silent). But there weren't real cats, in the sense of members of the cat family. A thylacoleo or thylacine is more closely related to a koala, and a real cat is more closely related to a human, than the either is to the other.

      That first paragraph was a quotation from the great-grand parent. I was responding to it, not endorsing it. I know Thylacines were not cats.

      Some people do indeed argue the aborigines didn't play a large part in wiping out the diprotodon, megalania, thylacoleo, mainland thylacine, etc., etc.. Their arguments never made any sense to me, but YMMV.

      The Diprotodon, Thylacoleo and the Magalania are all very large pleistocene critters. A great many megafaune species became extince during that period due to a rather noticable cold spell. There is evidence that the Diprotodon, at least, co-existed with homo sapient, but not much that they contributed in any major way to it's extinction.

      I'm not doubting that a few species became extinct due to the aboriginals (although I couldn't name any offhand). What I'm saying is the mass extinction that occurred when Europeans arrived was not because of humans suddenly arriving on the scene, it was due to the large, sudden, and drastic changes a certain group of humans made to the local biosphere.

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    20. Re:Endangered species? by davidbofinger · · Score: 1

      That first paragraph was a quotation from the great-grand parent

      Sorry. I wasn't trying to imply all those things in italics were said by the same other person, just that they were said by people other than me.

      The Diprotodon, Thylacoleo and the Magalania are all very large pleistocene critters.

      I don't know that the thylacoleo would normally be considered megafauna, I'd guess it massed about the same as a human.

      A great many megafaune species became extince during that period due to a rather noticable cold spell.

      It was a nastier than average cold spell. But all those species had lived through many other cold spells, some of them worse than the one in which they died out. The only thing that was different this time was that humans had arrived. I've never seen any of the climatic extinction arguments really answer this point. Combined with the extinction of many New Zealand species on arrival of the maori, the extinction of many American species on arrival of the Clovis people, and extinctions on islands in Polynesia and elsewhere, the pattern seems to me irresistibly clear. A lot of species just disappear on contact with humans anywhere: some kinds of giant tortoises and turtles, for instance.

      Still, expert people disagree. I don't understand why, but they do.

      large, sudden, and drastic changes a certain group of humans made to the local biosphere

      You say this meaning Europeans. But the aborigines brought fire, which had every bit as large an impact. In fact, one of the largest impacts the Europeans had was to stop the aborigines setting fires, causing a lot of what had been grassland to become "scrub".

      The ancestors of the aborigines arrived from circa fifty thousand years ago. An interesting question is whether they found the continent inhabited. We now know that homo erectus got to Flores, and it's not much harder to get to Australia.

  14. Ob quote by feyhunde · · Score: 5, Funny

    A Puma Ate my baby!

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    1. Re:Ob quote by Frogbert · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know why you Americans seem to find that funny. Its pretty cold actually given its pretty likely a Dingo did eat that kid.

    2. Re:Ob quote by Hymer · · Score: 1

      You are wrong... it was a Panther... or maybe a Jaguar... and if it got spots, it could also have been a Leopard...

    3. Re:Ob quote by Diag · · Score: 1

      Um, it's not only Americans who make jokes about that. There's no reason to single them out. (I'm Australian)

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    4. Re:Ob quote by cerebis · · Score: 1

      Bah, misquotes. Lindy Chamberlain was shouting "took my baby" not "ate", no getting off for the sake of humor. :)

    5. Re:Ob quote by Helpadingoatemybaby · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nobody was more shocked than me!

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    6. Re:Ob quote by feyhunde · · Score: 1

      It's Gallows humor. But it's combined with several early 90's references that made it cliche and ended up being humorous. It's not so much an intentional funny, as it works out like that.

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    7. Re:Ob quote by dbIII · · Score: 1
      its pretty likely a Dingo did eat that kid.
      A dingo capable of operating scissors and neatly folding and burying the clothes cut off the baby - which is a key piece of evidence that originally put Lindy (the mother who raised the alarm) in jail. In the appeal the contested bloodstain samples from the car had been discarded after a couple of years, so there was no real evidence to show who actually did it, but it was still pretty obvious that a human was involved at some point if not the entire incident. It was a very long time ago, I was going to tell a university graduate at work a dingo joke in poor taste a while back until I realised that she was born after Azaria disappeared, presumed eaten by a dingo.

      There is pretty good evidence that dingos ate a British backpacker a few years back, and there have been a few attacks in recent years.

      So why was the dingo in the courtroom? Simple - to bring up evidence.

    8. Re:Ob quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Leopards come without spots, too.

    9. Re:Ob quote by fullcircleflight · · Score: 1

      I am Australian and found that "A Puma Ate my baby!" comment hilarious.

    10. Re:Ob quote by Hymer · · Score: 1

      ...there has also been some Panthers with stripes...
      ...and Tigers without stripes...
      yes, I know... the tiger is off topic... sorry.

  15. Schroedinger's Cat! by Quadraginta · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was in a superposition of states, clearly:

        { |leopard> + |puma> } / sqrt(2)

    When they measure the carcass, they will of course find that it has collapsed to one or the other.

    1. Re:Schroedinger's Cat! by trendyhendy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think we're talking about big cats, not big kets.

    2. Re:Schroedinger's Cat! by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1

      Of course it collapsed- its head came off! :-p

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  16. Fisher Cat by Hao+Wu · · Score: 1
    Fisher Cats (not a true cat) have been known to raise eyebrows. They will often take you by surprize and are very quick to get away.

    They have a fierce scream too, which sounds fairly human and sometimes causes alarm for that reason. Don't know if they appear in Australia however(?)....

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    1. Re:Fisher Cat by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      They have a fierce scream too, which sounds fairly human and sometimes causes alarm for that reason.

      Well, that's the truth. We had one living in our back woods last summer - they sound roughly like a toddler girl being tortured, and they go on for hours. Plus they eat the neighbor's cats and chickens for midnight snacks.

      Lovely creatures.

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  17. large (roasted) marsupial, mmmmm by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

    I think the prevailing theory is that Australia's large marsupials went very well with a gourd of fermented grape, since they all went extinct around the time early humans arrived in Australia...

    1. Re:large (roasted) marsupial, mmmmm by mattjb0010 · · Score: 1

      Some interesting debate on the megafauna extinction here. Or if you're after fermented grapes, visit here, and disregard this

  18. Dude! I've slept in the forest where this cat was! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was in the Australian Army for a number of years and participated in exercises in the National Park near Sale. I was mates with numerous soldiers who had claimed to seen the Gippsland cat whilst on exercise in the national park but no photos were ever taken. Funny thing was we were more intrigued by the local prison population who did community work in the forest with their bright orange jumpsuits than by mysterious big cats.

  19. an australian viewpoint... by unfunk · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Gee, let me think...

    * Introduced Species, check
    * Predatory behaviour, check
    * Running unchecked in the Australian bush, check

    Considering how much damage smaller introduced animals (cats, dogs, rats, mice, rabbits, foxes, cane toads, et al) have done to our wildlife, do we really want much larger ones running around unchecked?
    I'd say not - the real question is how this guy managed to have a gun, given our mega tight gun laws :D

    1. Re:an australian viewpoint... by The+Fanta+Menace · · Score: 4, Funny
      Gee, let me think...
      * Introduced Species, check
      * Predatory behaviour, check
      * Running unchecked in the Australian bush, check

      That describes most Australian farmers.

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    2. Re:an australian viewpoint... by Shanep · · Score: 1

      I'd say not - the real question is how this guy managed to have a gun, given our mega tight gun laws :D

      Our laws are not so tight as to make it very difficult to have a gun. It's the type of gun where difficulties can be wildly different. You can own guns such as shotguns, rifles and pistols, but there are limitations on round capacity and various responsibilities for different types. If you want a pistol (even semi auto), you have to join a gun club and attend meets and shoots at least a certain number of times per year. You cannot own any rifle or shotgun which is considered an "assault" weapon. Like assault rifles or assault shotguns (shotgun with pistol grip and no shoulder stock).

      Apply for a gun licence at your local cop shop, wait out the "cooling off" period, meet the home safety requirements (VERY stringent for pistol ownership), possibly allow an inspection of your home (especially for pistol ownership) by police to show you do in fact meet these requirements, go to a gun shop and buy a gun.

      Then, go bush, find a big black pussy, blow it to bits.

      In the Northern Territory however, I think you could indeed blow that pussy to bits with the weapon of your choice, short of a fully automatic. I think they can still own the likes of AK-47's (limited to semi) and Colt AR-15's. But I could be wrong about that. I don't keep up with NT that much.

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    3. Re:an australian viewpoint... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      In the Northern Territory however, I think you could indeed blow that pussy to bits with the weapon of your choice, short of a fully automatic. I think they can still own the likes of AK-47's (limited to semi) and Colt AR-15's. But I could be wrong about that. I don't keep up with NT that much.

      I could totally see an AR-15 being legal - who'd ban a varmint gun?

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    4. Re:an australian viewpoint... by carl0ski · · Score: 1

      DO YOU HAVE IDEA WHAT YOUR SAYING?
      Gun laws are federal laws that govern all our states and territories,
      handguns with rounds upto 36mm may have a barrel no shorter that 120mm
      handguns with rounds upto 50mm must have a barrel length no shorter than 150mm
      no guns are permitted more than 10 rounds to the magazine
      No handguns with rounds over 50mm.
      i'm not 100% certain but i doubt any assualt rifle semi auto or not is permitted
      including AK-47

    5. Re:an australian viewpoint... by carl0ski · · Score: 1

      Wouldnt surpise me if the big cats running around are just offspring of abandoned stray cats
      SOme stray cats fending in the bush get 2-3 times bigger than regular house cats.

    6. Re:an australian viewpoint... by Forbman · · Score: 1

      ...but what if they like chasing down and eating Red Kangaroos?

      Even some of the native species kind of run amok in Australia.

      If it's a large, top-level predator with a relatively slow birthrate, it'll be a bit easier to take care of than, say, dingos, if it starts going after too many sheep or koalas instead.

      But, then again, Aussie is having problems with camels and donkeys, too...

    7. Re:an australian viewpoint... by Teun · · Score: 1
      Handguns with 36 mm, 50 mm, I hope you're not talking about the diameter of the bullet!
      The recoil would be lethal.

      In the NATO army where I had my training anything bigger than 20 mm. is classified as a cannon...

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    8. Re:an australian viewpoint... by xtermz · · Score: 2, Funny

      and most american politicians !

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    9. Re:an australian viewpoint... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      o...k....

    10. Re:an australian viewpoint... by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      How did you get trianing in an army that doesn't exist?

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    11. Re:an australian viewpoint... by moonbender · · Score: 1

      Any army of a country part of NATO could reasonably be referred to as a NATO army, to imply that the army complies with some NATO standards. It's also reasonable to use "the NATO army I was part of" to refer to one specific army of a country part of NATO without divulging which country, although it's probably not correct to simply refer to "the NATO army" without further specification since there is no single NATO army as such, I guess.

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    12. Re:an australian viewpoint... by Shanep · · Score: 1

      DO YOU HAVE IDEA WHAT YOUR SAYING?
      Gun laws are federal laws that govern all our states and territories


      It is true to say that there are guns laws in Australia which apply to all states and territories. But it is NOT true to say the guns laws in each state and territory are the same or shared amongst each. There are differences.

      Having said that, my thoughts about NT guns laws are actually very old and the situation has changed.

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    13. Re:an australian viewpoint... by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think from an ecological point of view large and slow-breeding alien species are less of a danger to an ecosystem. Also, we can see they're not that common out there if it took this long to make the first (almost) verified case of big cats in Australia.

    14. Re:an australian viewpoint... by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1

      Wow, these firearm threads really bring out the nicest people!

    15. Re:an australian viewpoint... by E8086 · · Score: 1

      I'd go with an imported pet.
      Someone sees an infant of a big cat species and thinks "how cute" not thinking about how big it will get and have the ability to eat them in its adult state. Someone buys an illegal import and raises it until it's too big for them to want to safely keep around any longer and puts it in a cage and realeases it in the middle of the outback or wooded area. Then it lives off the local population of small game animals until it does of old age or gets shot by that guy. That would explain the lack of evidence of a large breeding population and the varrying decsriptions indicating many species.

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    16. Re:an australian viewpoint... by Excen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah. Most american politicians run amok in the Stripper bush, not Australian bush.

      Unless their intern is from down under. . .

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    17. Re:an australian viewpoint... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Unless their intern is from down under. . .
      Even if she (or he) wasn't from their, it's a good bet that she's going there...
    18. Re:an australian viewpoint... by dheltzel · · Score: 1
      and most american politicians !

      The American politicians are running unchecked in the Australian bush?

      I think most Americans would appreciate it if you would let them stay there, certainly they can't be doing as much harm there are they would be in Washington. We have plenty of politcians here already.

    19. Re:an australian viewpoint... by Moofie · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow. A 5 centimeter handgun. You're talking rounds a little smaller than a soup can...in a handgun.

      Ten of them.

      Unless you're driving a giant battle robot, I think you're high.

      Do YOU have any idea what YOU are saying?

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    20. Re:an australian viewpoint... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      So the other five courteous, on-point replies in this thread don't count, somehow? Mmmmmkay.

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  20. Kzin invade at last ! by S3D · · Score: 1

    This hunter is bold man. Kzinti won't forigive killing their recon and hanging his body in such humiliating manner.

  21. I'm sorry, but.. by Pudusplat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ok, this situation is hilarious. In Australia I suppose its not only ok but ENCOURAGED by the media to be a crazy redneck shooting random wild animals? I guess they have a history of roughing it and theres dangerous animals a-plenty, but still that culture seems a little bit whacked out. Just look how happy that crazy redneck in the picture is.

    I guess that at least its extremely funny, if a bit strange and creepy.

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    1. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Australian culture doesn't promote this sort of activity, this man kept the fact that he killed this animal secret for a while and didn't want publiccity for it (Read TFA)
      You should think carefully before making audacious statements like that.
      Steve Erwin does not equal one of our assets. (that wanker)
      I should add that in Australia we don't exactly 'rough it' you might note that we have the highest number of cities in the top 10 most liveable cities in the world according to The Economist.

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    2. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Australia I suppose its not only ok but ENCOURAGED by the media to be a crazy redneck shooting random wild animals?

      Or immigrants and anyone else who talks funny, in the current media climate.

    3. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by Diag · · Score: 2, Informative

      "In Australia I suppose its not only ok but ENCOURAGED by the media to be a crazy redneck shooting random wild animals?"

      Well, yes the media will promote anything wacky, but is it any different in any other western country?

      On the other hand, the culling of any non-native species, such as wild cats, that kill birds and disrupt the food supply of native predators, is generally encouraged. Many people here would even like to see domestic cats eradicated.

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    4. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by mattjb0010 · · Score: 1

      I guess they have a history of roughing it and theres dangerous animals a-plenty

      Time you read the Dummy's Guide to Australia (part 1) and part 2.

    5. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's just like an American to categorize the culture of an entire nation based on on the actions or comments of one idiot.

      A history of roughing it?

      You have to be kidding. You sound like someone who bases their education on what they learn from the Simpsons.

    6. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by Biogenesis · · Score: 1

      Unfortunatly most of our dangerous animals are snakes or spiders and don't make good hunting. With the possible exception of the dingo x german sheperd we've got running wild around our rural property...

    7. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by minorproblem · · Score: 1

      Seeming australia banned weapons except basically at farms, and in special shooting ranges.

    8. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's even more hilarious is how you throw slurs around without even thinking of it. Ya, those damn rednecks and their crazy culture... We should lynch them right along with those damn niggers.

    9. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by Shanep · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ok, this situation is hilarious. In Australia I suppose its not only ok but ENCOURAGED by the media to be a crazy redneck shooting random wild animals? I guess they have a history of roughing it and theres dangerous animals a-plenty, but still that culture seems a little bit whacked out. Just look how happy that crazy redneck in the picture is.

      For all you know, this man is a high genius who works for the CSIRO and actually CARES about Australian native animals. You are judging a book by its cover. In fact, this man is a retired engineer. What makes him a "redneck"? A beard? A gun? Warm clothing? A hunter? Are you a fucking American? If so, guess what, your president fits this description nicely. At least this guy has not also put thousands of innocent humans to death.

      Wild predators in an environment where they do not belong, do MASSIVE damage to native animals which are not in any way equiped with natural means of defence. Those native animals BECOME DECIMATED. Even wild cats from domestic bloodlines become larger killing machines. Rabbits, horses, pigs, cats and dogs have all caused massive damage to Australian native animals, to the point of extinction. We even have wild camels roaming about, but thankfully their softer padded feet do much less damage than those of horses.

      A very intelligent electroncs engineer I once worked with, had a job on the side bow hunting ferral animals for New South Wales Parks and Wildlife. Bow hunting being prefered in national parks for people specifically allowed to cull these problem animals.

      You are ignorant to somehow just cast judgement on this man because he has killed what you describe as "random wild animals". If this is indeed a "big cat" and it was obvious to him, then on moral grounds he SHOULD SHOOT IT. That is no "random" animal. I say this as a conservationist and vegetarian (moral reasons) of more than 20 years.

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    10. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by strider44 · · Score: 1

      One thing to note about that one (I just read it) is that she's from Melbourne. Though most people don't realise this but Australia is a *very* big country and people in different parts of Australia have different accents, language nuances, and they act differently, just like in America or England.

    11. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by mattjb0010 · · Score: 1

      Though most people don't realise this but Australia is a *very* big country and people in different parts of Australia have different accents, language nuances, and they act differently, just like in America or England

      Yes, it's a big country, but of course most of the people are in a few big cities, with much less time to diverge in accent and lifestyle than in American, and of course good communications. The differences between people in different parts of Australia is much less than the variation across the US and significantly less than in England. Most of Tree's comments are applicable to much of Australia, which is why she titled it "Dummy's Guide to Australia" and not "Dummy's Guide to Victoria" or "Dummy's Guide to Melbourne".

    12. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by Shanep · · Score: 1

      Seeming australia banned weapons except basically at farms, and in special shooting ranges.

      Gun ownership is still possible. There are just greater restrictions on firearm capabilities and greater responsibilities on owners. You are not limited to farms and ranges. Your property or the property of another willing person does not have to be a farm.

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    13. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by Shanep · · Score: 2, Informative

      Steve Erwin does not equal one of our assets. (that wanker)

      Yes, I long for the day when Steve becomes croc lunch. He is a fucktard of the highest order. And Russel Crowe is NOT Australian. He is a New Zealander.

      I should add that in Australia we don't exactly 'rough it' you might note that we have the highest number of cities in the top 10 most liveable cities in the world according to The Economist.

      We are also just as educated as the USA. In fact, I've seen stats from various sources that show Australians as being on average slightly higher educated than the USA per capita.

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    14. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by strider44 · · Score: 1

      Actually much of it is exclusive to Victoria there, except for the basic bullshit stereotypes there.

      For example in Sydney we don't use the rhyming slang at all, it's considered very old here. We also don't call people "Bluey" so much. Again though I live out far west of Sydney in the lower Blue Mountains and then in South Sydney so that might be pecular to those locations in Sydney. Again though when I moved down to South Sydney there were a few words that really caught me out travelling a mere 50km.

      And yes I *can* tell different accents from around Australia.

    15. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would help to prove your point if you were to use the adverb "highly," as in "slightly more highly educated," rather than the adjective "higher" as a modifier for a participial adjective. An over-educated American Grammar Nazi.

    16. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by Pastis · · Score: 1

      Wild predators in an environment where they do not belong, do MASSIVE damage to native animals which are not in any way equiped with natural means of defence. [...] If this is indeed a wild predator that did not belong here and it was obvious to him, then on moral grounds he SHOULD SHOOT IT.

      I wonder if we should apply this to ourselves when we start colonizing other planets? ...

    17. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by Shanep · · Score: 1

      I wonder if we should apply this to ourselves when we start colonizing other planets?

      With any luck, we might kill ourselves completely and let the Earth carry on without us.

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    18. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An over-educated American Grammar Nazi.

      Is that American English or English English?

      Patterns of participation in upper secondary education.

      Hmmm, just as I had expected. Australia, Canada, the UK, other parts of Europe and Japan, above the USA.

    19. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by TheHornedOne · · Score: 1

      "...Those native animals BECOME DECIMATED..."

      Oh no, the non-native predators kill one out of every ten native animals!!!!

    20. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by Nqdiddles · · Score: 1

      Hunting pests (& killing them) is more than just a hobby in some parts of Australia. My step-father is contracted to hunt various animals for a bounty.
      Depending on population sizes, and the actual need to reduce their numbers, he hunts wild bulls, dingo, rabbits and even kangaroos. If he came across an animal that seemed obviously out of place (like so many introduced PESTS that we have in Australia) he would have no problem shooting it. Australia has a pretty tragic record with introduced species, and a lot of people try to take such things seriously these days.
      And for those who doubt a hunters ability to stand and shoot an oncoming animal... please get out of your mum's basement and meet some of those people who brave the great "outside". As a city born & bred bloke myself I've had my share of snickers at "rednecks", but if you've ever seen any in action you wouldn't doubt their courage.
      Now I'm going outside to see if I can scare the fighting possums away - the buggers keep waking me up.

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    21. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet you yourself manage to generalize "Americans" "based on on the actions or comments of one idiot"

      My point of view as an "American"
      If Big cats are not native to the enviornment, they don't belong there unless they found their own way there naturally. Not introduced by some irresponsible handlers.

      I do not agree with the "redneck" comments made by a previos poster. Please try to educate yourself before making such comments.

      The article overall seems a bit warped. The picture is inconclusive. I guess I'll wait for the DNA results.

    22. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He'll grow up when the jihad comes to Australia. He'll see the importance of taking a fight to your enemy instead of fighting a defensive war. Then again, he may not realize until his democracy fails (a democracy cannot withstand a defensive war against terrorism). And when it does fail, he'll probably blame the rednecks anyway. So ya, nevermind.

    23. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by anagama · · Score: 1

      We are also just as educated as the USA. In fact, I've seen stats from various sources that show Australians as being on average slightly higher educated than the USA per capita.

      Well that ain't no big feet!
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    24. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by Shanep · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      GWB, uses guns to hunt in hunter outfits. He can barely string a legible sentence together. He fits the redneck description to me.

      You are quite obviously a kid who doesent understand how the world works yet.

      33 yo ex Navy.

      Yeah, what Bush did was wrong. He had bad information and made a bad decision about what he should do, but that does not mean that he murdered thousands of innocent people. Those innocent people were killed by the terrorist groups, its not the US army out there blowing themselves up in an attempt to take as many lives as possible, is it that hard to understand?

      I have footage of US military dropping bombs on an unidentified group of civilians in Iraq who were just walking in the street, amongst many other attrocities. Easy to find this sort of stuff on the net. The US calls a dead child collateral damage. I also have an image of an Iraqi woman being pack raped in Iraq by US soldiers. GWB does not give a fuck.

      It seems that you do not know how the World works yet.

      I agree that preemptive strikes against genuine terrorists is a good thing. But Iraq was not a genuine target. It will be in the future though, now that this has blown up so severely. This will never end well for the US.

      If you want to do something to help our world why not try to help end terrorism instead of just crying about those who try to.

      This is a truely ridiculous statement. Given that the US is merely fueling more terrorism by its current actions. Iraq had little to do with terrorism and seemingly nothing to do with 9/11. Disagree with that? Then prove it wrong. The US Govt cannot find a shred of evidence to support their actions and now officials are back peddling out of previous statements because they know this is a lost arguement.

      "I've got numerous individuals on the road, do you want me to take them out?", "Take 'em out!", "IMPACT!", "Oh dude".

      WAKE THE FUCK UP. DID THAT LOOK LIKE A LEGITIMATE TARGET TO YOU? WAS THAT "TARGET" EFFECTIVELY IDENTIFIED AS BEING LEGITIMATE, SO AS TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT IRAQI PEOPLE? NO, IT FUCKING WASN'T. Real combatants normally work in smaller groups in any given area, RUN between areas of no cover and generally LOOK like combatants in their movements. These were just a crowd of people casually walking in the street. Even if they were out to kill US and allied forces, where was the positive identification of this prior to the act of killing? This is the same old thing that ALL non-Americans always say. Americans shoot first and ask questions later.

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    25. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by Shanep · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Here is another one. Footage from an AC-130 gunship (A modified C-130 Hercules with mini-guns and howitzer cannon). Notice in this movie, that there is a very strong emphasis on NOT HITTING THE BUILDING CONSIDERED TO BE A MOSQUE. Note however, that people LEAVING THE MOSQUE were gunned down and that they were gunned down after the men in the AC-130 can be heard identifying the targets as having left the mosque.

      The relevance of this, is that hitting the mosque would provide evidence against the US forces which would be much harder to argue against when it hits the news. It is not the people in the mosque that matter. Once they have left the mosque, it is much easier to LIE ABOUT WHAT THOSE INDIVIDUALS WERE DOING AND WHO THEY WERE.

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    26. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      We are also just as educated as the USA.

      I've met gastropods that were just as well educated as the average American...

    27. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Wow, you sure are anxious to not get the point, and to be blind to how the insurgents (many/most from outside of Iraq, all funded from outside) operate. That is to say, hiding out in civic structures such mosques, storing weapons in buildings next to schools, and so on. Plenty of people in Iraq are eager to provide intelligence on where these guys are, and where they meet. Of course, most of your references are to events at the height of hotter combat, so your commentary is no doubt intended to be taken out of context. Of course, your entire world view sounds like it lacks context, so never mind.

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    28. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by Shanep · · Score: 1

      Wow, you sure are anxious to not get the point, and to be blind to how the insurgents (many/most from outside of Iraq, all funded from outside) operate. That is to say, hiding out in civic structures such mosques, storing weapons in buildings next to schools, and so on.

      I am very aware of the dirty tactics of the insurgents. However the US military can't be sure that every person walking out of that mosque is an insurgent. How about the crowd of people walking casually through the street? What about the fact that the whole reason for invading Iraq has not been found yet? What about the fact that the US should not even be there at all? If my country were being invaded by an all powerful nation, I would be using all sorts of unorthodox tactics too and I would be very glad to have allies willing to come to my aid and risk their lives fighting this invading force.

      I'm not blind to either side. It seems some people here are however blind to at least one side. When will the US realise that they should mind their own fucking business? Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11 and this melee will have far reaching dire consequences.

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    29. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by NMZNMZNMZ · · Score: 1

      At least this guy has not also put thousands of innocent humans to death.

      I believe you mean "liberated."

    30. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To decimate means to kill every 10th one. A behaviour demonstrated by officers in the Roman army around the time of the ceasars.

      I am curious as to what morality upholds the taking of life?

      What constitutes a 'redneck' is a matter of attitude not just dress, financial circumstances and social standing.

      The President of the United States is not a big cat.

      You do not mention the need to cull the feral humans that have been wiping out both the flora and fauna of Australia. No doubt, as you claim to be a conservationist, you will proffer yourself to be responsibly culled in order to protect the environment from further depradations.

    31. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this is indeed a "big cat" and it was obvious to him, then on moral grounds he SHOULD SHOOT IT. That is no "random" animal. I say this as a conservationist and vegetarian (moral reasons) of more than 20 years.

      Nice morals you have, that let you decide it's okay to kill something else, just "because". Some wild cats were asked for their opinions on this matter:

      "If a human -- an introduced species -- is spotted, we should eat it. I say this as a conservationist and large cat of more than 5 years."

    32. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by Shanep · · Score: 1

      To decimate means to kill every 10th one. A behaviour demonstrated by officers in the Roman army around the time of the ceasars.

      That is the ORIGINAL meaning. There is also, "To destroy or kill a large part of (a group)".

      I am curious as to what morality upholds the taking of life?

      The morality is to PROTECT the innocent lives of MANY other animals which are supposed to be here. If the consequence of acheiving this protection is to kill an animal which is out of its natural habitat, then that is the better of the two evils. Life is not so black and white.

      What constitutes a 'redneck' is a matter of attitude not just dress, financial circumstances and social standing.

      And this hunter had a redneck attitude how?

      The President of the United States is not a big cat.

      I did not compare GWB to the cat.

      You do not mention the need to cull the feral humans that have been wiping out both the flora and fauna of Australia.

      It was infered when I mentioned the other ferral animals.

      No doubt, as you claim to be a conservationist, you will proffer yourself to be responsibly culled in order to protect the environment from further depradations.

      I mentioned this in another post. It is our duty as humans, to fix the damage we have done by introducing these animals. It is THE LEAST we can do.

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    33. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by Shanep · · Score: 1

      Nice morals you have, that let you decide it's okay to kill something else, just "because". Some wild cats were asked for their opinions on this matter:

      Killing a few ferral animals is preferable to the extinction of native animals. That is where my morals sit. One could argue that allowing the ferral animals to live is the same as deciding to kill the native animals. Just sitting by and watching a species become lost is imoral.

      Where on Earth is your logic?

      "If a human -- an introduced species -- is spotted, we should eat it. I say this as a conservationist and large cat of more than 5 years."

      Your are a complete moron.

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    34. Re:I'm sorry, but.. by RockWolf · · Score: 1

      From what I understand, among the smaller varieties of native marsupials and birds, feral cats have killed more like 90%. Oh noes, indeed.

      Aussie Rockwolf.

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  22. I'm A Skeptic by Legendof_Pedro · · Score: 2, Funny

    I won't beleive anything 'till you bring me a faeces sample, and not just the faeces of someone who's seen this mystery animal!

  23. The Sunday Herald Sun by nihilogos · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For those who aren't familiar with it, is one of the trashiest "newspapers" around. And the Centre for Fortean Zoology's whose mission statement is "At the beginning of the 21st Century monsters still roam the remote, and sometimes not so remote, corners of our planet. It is our job to search for them."

    News for nuts.

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    1. Re:The Sunday Herald Sun by cheesee · · Score: 1

      Not just the Sunday Herald Sun. It was published in atleast all of News Corps. sunday rags. But yeah, they are all of roughly the same quality.

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    2. Re:The Sunday Herald Sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that we have much choice, if you get The Age you'll read that terrorist hostages are uncouth for calling their captors assholes.

    3. Re:The Sunday Herald Sun by pookemon · · Score: 1

      Ah yes ne of my favourite bumper stickers is... "Is your opinion based on fact - or did you read it in the Herald Sun"

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    4. Re:The Sunday Herald Sun by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      The story's also being carried in ABC and the Sunday Mail, fwiw.

    5. Re:The Sunday Herald Sun by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Slashday Herald Dot:
      News for nuts, stuff that matters.

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  24. Call me a skeptic... by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    this seems fishy to me. Firstly, the hunter reckons his bullet blew the feline's head apart, and from the photo it really looks like there is NOTHING left of it... would a RIFLE bullet really do that much damage? I mean, if it was a shot gun, fired into it's face, then yea, but a rifle fired from behind, passing in behind the ear and THEN blowing the head apart?

    Secondly, rather than pack out this surely important find, he cuts off the tail and just takes that with him, I mean, if it were me, I'd be carrying the whole carcass out, or at least marking and burying it so they can come back and retrieve it. It's not even like he had to carry it, he could have strapped it on like a backpack (I believe this is how hunters carry deer), tied it on the back of the bike, or even towed it behind the bike wrapped in a tarpaulin or something, it was dead anyway not like he could have hurt it any more than it was.

    Thirdly, the fact that he shot the thing, when it was not a threat (he says it turned away, side on), with a rifle. I've never shot a gun, rifle or otherwise, but I imagine that with a rifle there needs to be some aiming involved, he was calm enough to aim, and fire the gun, making a clean shot into the cats head... if a big cat graced my path, I think I'd be frozen stiff, hoping like hell it won't be interested in me, not tracking it with the sights on my rifle.

    I dunno, this whole thing just seems really fishy to me. Not that there couldn't be a few big cats roaming the Australian countryside, but have a sneaking suspicion that this was not one of them.

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    1. Re:Call me a skeptic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      would a RIFLE bullet really do that much damage?

      Yes. Yes it would. You have never seen hollow point damage, have you? Tiny enterance wound. Giant exit wound. And since the man was obviously carring the rifle for use on game, he was most likely not using full metal jacketed rounds.

      Secondly, rather than pack out this surely important find, he cuts off the tail and just takes that with him, I mean, if it were me, I'd be carrying the whole carcass out, or at least marking and burying it so they can come back and retrieve it.

      There are plenty of other _known_ predators in Australia. I for one would not want to drag 200 pounds of fresh meat through the outback...

      Thirdly, the fact that he shot the thing, when it was not a threat (he says it turned away, side on), with a rifle. I've never shot a gun, rifle or otherwise, but I imagine that with a rifle there needs to be some aiming involved, he was calm enough to aim, and fire the gun, making a clean shot into the cats head... if a big cat graced my path, I think I'd be frozen stiff, hoping like hell it won't be interested in me, not tracking it with the sights on my rifle.

      The shot first entered the shoulder, not the head. Like a good marksman, he was probably aiming for center mass. Given the moving target, he probably was just a bit off. Also, TFA said he had been hunting for years. His first natural instict was probably to shoot the thing :)

    2. Re:Call me a skeptic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Thirdly, the fact that he shot the thing, when it was not a threat (he says it turned away, side on), with a rifle. I've never shot a gun, rifle or otherwise, but I imagine that with a rifle there needs to be some aiming involved, he was calm enough to aim, and fire the gun, making a clean shot into the cats head... if a big cat graced my path, I think I'd be frozen stiff, hoping like hell it won't be interested in me, not tracking it with the sights on my rifle."

      1st) Why be scared stiff when you have a the ability to look at anything, and with a slight motion of a single finger kill it?

      2nd) A gun of any kind is point and shoot. Close enough you don't really need to aim so you can still kill even without your wits about you.

      3rd) He probably had a scope, AKA a telescope, on his gun. If it was far enough away to need a scope it wouldn't be close enough scare you stiff. If it was somewhat far away you'd use your scope to zoom in on it and figure out what it was.

      4th) If you grew up in the bush hunting your entire life and were "scared stiff" you'd probably fall back to what you know. That would be shot the threat before it gets you. Obviously 99.99% of /. readers would be scared stiff (aka cat food), but an old bush man would be scared leathal.

      5th) It is not a native animal to Australia, otherwise it wouldn't be a legend. It would be in museums like the Tasmanian Tiger, which is a mourned loss. Australia has a huge problem with non native animals (e.g. rabbits, carp, toads). It's to the point where you are expected to kill the foreign animals. It is actually illegal for a sport fisherman release a carp back into the river, they must kill it if they catch one! Based on that, he clearly did the right thing by killing it before it got away and had a chance to breed and wipe out the native equivilent species (dingo?) that doesn't exist anywhere else in the world. Australia is home to dozens of species that are only endangered because in the last couple centuries man brought animals from other parts of the world there. Best to kill them before another disaster happens, even if it killing in general makes you sad. "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few"

    3. Re:Call me a skeptic... by maglor_83 · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of other _known_ predators in Australia. I for one would not want to drag 200 pounds of fresh meat through the outback...

      Gippsland is not the outback. It is mostly farmland, with bushy scrubs and plantation forests. The only really dangerous animals in the area are snakes.

      I agree with the rest of your post though

    4. Re:Call me a skeptic... by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Australia is home to dozens of species that are only endangered because in the last couple centuries man brought animals from other parts of the world there.


      I'm a Kiwi, you don't have to tell me about introduced species being threat to defenseless native wildlife (especially certain flightless birds). But for something this radically out of place I don't think even DOC (NZ Department of Conservation) would go in shoot to kill without scoping it in the wild first to see what kind of population it was associated with before figuring a way to remove them.

      Even then, they'd much more likely trap it than hunt it, far more effective and efficient.

      Killing a lone example doesn't help get statistics on population size, area, or other factors that would be essential information for removal purposes.

      NZ has it's own mystery creatures like this, big cat sightings similar to these are not unheard of, and moose down in fiordland are quite possible (even probable perhaps).
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    5. Re:Call me a skeptic... by pookemon · · Score: 1

      Our DOC are a little short on Big Cat Traps at the moment. And besides, they wouldn't be involved. They are probably too busy trying to burn down the rest of Victoria...

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    6. Re:Call me a skeptic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      head blew apart cause it was not much bigger then a house cat.

    7. Re:Call me a skeptic... by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      It would be a lot easier for someone to mail him a tail from out of the country than to have the whole carcass smuggled in.

      Once he has the tail all he need to do is blow away a feral cat, use a perpective trick to get a good photo, and he's an instant celeb.

    8. Re:Call me a skeptic... by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      Yep, no problem. Wouldn't be hard to blow the head off and it would probably would have sucked extreme donkey balls to hike that big smelly carcass out. I personally would have strung it up in a tree for birds to eat but leaving the bones intact but I wasn't there.

          You guys wondering about if that's even possible with a rifle need to either go out and shoot one (wouldn't kill you and you might enjoy it) or do a little research. Yes, a normal hunting rifle is a powerful, accurate, and deadly weapon. The most popular hunting rifle in the United States is the Remington Model 700, available in several calibers. Now guess which civilian rifle United States Marine Corps Scout Snipers use and have used as the standard issue sniper rifle since Vietnam. The Remington Model 700, lightly modified.

          The guy probably is a good hunter and a crack shot so he aimed for the head, reckoning that would take it down for sure and provide a clean kill. Remember, it's not so much about bullet size/caliber as it is bullet placement.

  25. Alien cats by future+assassin · · Score: 5, Funny
    Man I though they meant mysterious out-of-space. Got all excited there thinking I'd have to say "I for one welcome our new Mysterious Out-Of-Space Alien cat overlords".

    mysterious or out-of-place animals, said he believed it was concrete evidence

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    1. Re:Alien cats by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1

      new Mysterious Out-Of-Space Alien cat overlords

      New? But they've been here forOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! I'm sorry! I won't tell again, I promise!/p>

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  26. First, let's kill it... by Create+an+Account · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Then, I know, I'll cut off its TAIL!

    Hmm, what about the rest of the carcass? Hey, I'll throw it away!

    What was this guy thinking? He kills a rare "urban myth" creature (one he had never seen in 50 years hunting the outback), proving the claims of hundreds of farmers (whether he knew it or not), and the best plan he can come up with is 'keep the tail - throw out the rest'? He was hunting deer, right? He had to have some plan to carry the deer out of the wild, right?

    Can you imagine the scene when he came back into town?

    "Hey, see this black rope?"
    "Yeah?"
    "It's part of a gigantic cat I shot while I was hunting!"
    "Yeah?" (Sceptically)
    "Yeah!" (Brandishes tail) "Look, It was coming right at me!"
    "Yeah. Right"
    "No, REALLY..."

    1. Re:First, let's kill it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "o rly?"
      "ya rly"

    2. Re:First, let's kill it... by Shanep · · Score: 1

      the best plan he can come up with is 'keep the tail - throw out the rest'?

      I agree. It is pretty suspect, along also with the photo.

      I would have kept parts of the head. Jaw bone and teeth would have been good. I doubt the head exploded into nothingness. I have seen images of terrorists shot in the head and neck with .50 cal machine gun fire and the result has always been head still attached but ripped appart (still obviously human head), or head blown off (and still obviously human head), respectively.

      What was this guy shooting? 105mm Howitzer? This is very suspect. The tail does not look bushy to me, like a cats tail is. Where it is tied up, it looks smoother, as if this was a mock-up made from potato bag fabric painted black.

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    3. Re:First, let's kill it... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      have seen images of terrorists shot in the head and neck with .50 cal machine gun fire and the result has always been head still attached but ripped appart

      What range? Bullets lose energy over distance, and the main benefit of a .50 over a .30-06 is range. At extreme range, it's powerful, but not at the level you're thinking of. Yeah, there were probably bits of head left, but if it was a cat vs. hunting rifle at 100M range, i'd be looking for a set of ears, if anything.

      /meow.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    4. Re:First, let's kill it... by squidinkcalligraphy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Absolutely suspect, yes, but deer are pests here in the land of Oz, and professional hunters are paid to kill them per scalp (or some other such body part). So no plan to pull the deer back home was necessary.

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    5. Re:First, let's kill it... by Shanep · · Score: 1

      What range? Bullets lose energy over distance, and the main benefit of a .50 over a .30-06 is range. At extreme range, it's powerful, but not at the level you're thinking of.

      I don't know what you think I'm thinking. My point on power is that regardless of whether the head is blow apart or off completely, there still remains the very obvious remains of a head. There is skull with brain scolloped out, face skin (like a mask), etc. It is NEVER like a bomb was inside the head and then nothing but very small fragments remain. NEVER. Hollow points are illegal in AU, btw. I don't expect a big difference between .50 cal to the head from 10 meters or 1000 meters and with a hunting rifle I would never expect a big cats head to be completed destroyed right off its shoulders to the point of no discernible head remaining anywhere. What I would expect to see is what I have seen very many times before. Dead animal, small entry wound, possibly larger exit wound (if any) and body mostly intact. If the head is blow off, the remains are very obviously an animals mangled head. Head blow completely off into a million pieces? No.

      Yeah, there were probably bits of head left, but if it was a cat vs. hunting rifle at 100M range, i'd be looking for a set of ears, if anything.

      It's not just a cat, it's a BIG cat. I very much doubt, that shooting a large animal like that, behind the shoulder with a hunting rifle, is going to take its head off. I mention the humans shot with .50 cal because a human head is comparable in size to that of a Puma and even if a human is shot in the head or neck with a massive .50 cal, there are still very identifiable remains of the human head. Even if it is just some floppy face skin (which looks like a mask), a bit of ear, tongue, etc.

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    6. Re:First, let's kill it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt he wanted to pick up the leftover mince. He has the tail apparently and with this "new" thing called DNA it will be pretty easy to prove/disprove. It is also very possible that there was no discernible head remaining anywhere considerig the lack of info on the gun, the complexity of a skull, the extremly unpredictable fragmentation and if the animal was running at the time all of its weight and momentum could have crushed the remains of its head.

    7. Re:First, let's kill it... by (H)elix1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      What was this guy shooting? 105mm Howitzer?

      I can believe the damage. I grew up hunting in North Dakota, and packed a 30-06 for many years. Came across a coyote, was relatively close, and took a shot when it was running away with ammo I used for elk/moose. The damage took the head off in a similar fashion, but I was shooting from behind rather than the thing charging me. Most shots hitting the body won't cause that type of damage! Granted, the insides are a mess - but in 22 years of hunting, every one in the group was stunned (and making cracks about using explosive rounds).

    8. Re:First, let's kill it... by Shanep · · Score: 1

      The damage took the head off in a similar fashion, but I was shooting from behind rather than the thing charging me.

      Was the removed head recognisable as coyote?

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    9. Re:First, let's kill it... by (H)elix1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Was the removed head recognisable as coyote?

      Nothing but a spray of bone fragments and gore over a six foot area, just a ragged stump. Think wood chipper. Very freaky. Best we could figure was the bullet hit the spine at the base of the skull, causing the thing to pop like a balloon. Was ~40 yards out...

    10. Re:First, let's kill it... by Shanep · · Score: 1

      Nothing but a spray of bone fragments and gore over a six foot area, just a ragged stump. Think wood chipper. Very freaky. Best we could figure was the bullet hit the spine at the base of the skull, causing the thing to pop like a balloon. Was ~40 yards out...

      Wow. I know ballistics can make for some amazing freaky stuff, but that sounds pretty incredible.

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    11. Re:First, let's kill it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dont think hollow points are illegal in Australia. I almost never make a use of my license (and own no firearms) but Im quite sure Ive seen hollowpoints used on a regular basis. They're illegal in war, but for hunting there is no reason to ban them.

      However I *do* know that armour piercing rounds/slugs are banned. Funnily enough, right after that happened a company started importing shells which have a plastic coating around the slug inside. The fellow telling me about them said it was a loophole. Same effect, but not technically armour piercing.

    12. Re:First, let's kill it... by bariswheel · · Score: 1

      LOL that was hilarious...If I have some mod points I will give it to you...

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  27. I call B### SH##T on this one by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1. The Herald Sun is ... how should I put this... not renowned for its high standards of journalistic integrity.

    2. A hunter shoots a 'mythical beast', takes a photograph of the carcass (but not a very good photo, it's hard to tell WTF it is he's shot) and then only bothers to bring back the tail?
    Oh Puh-lease !

    3. I've been hiking in places which really have big cats (national parks in South America) and the paw-prints and 'traces' (puma sh#t) are everywhere. If there was a population of big cats in Gippsland, we'd know about it.

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    Quidquid Latine dictum sit, altum videtur (anything said in Latin sounds important)
    1. Re:I call B### SH##T on this one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, please stop vandalising the English language by censoring words like "shit" or "bullshit". Everybody shits about once a day, so there really is nothing awkward or embarrassing about this word.

    2. Re:I call B### SH##T on this one by tezbobobo · · Score: 1

      I live in Western Australia, Perth. I've seen this story once a year for the past four. Must be a slow news day.

    3. Re:I call B### SH##T on this one by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 4, Funny

      Force of habit.

      I usually web-surf from work, and the naughty language filters are on the most maiden-auntish setting.

      My boss has received automated warning emails from 'big brother', which has him listed as a gay pornographer because he visits sites with words like 'homogeneous' and 'sexadecimal'.

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      Quidquid Latine dictum sit, altum videtur (anything said in Latin sounds important)
    4. Re:I call B### SH##T on this one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Everybody shits about once a day

      healthy people shit at least three times a day, once for each meal so to speak, but this is /. so I figure they shit about once a week in a good week.

    5. Re:I call B### SH##T on this one by Shanep · · Score: 1

      journalistic integrity

      Hey that is like matter sitting right next to anti-matter. Can those words be safely placed next to each other?

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    6. Re:I call B### SH##T on this one by Patchw0rk+F0g · · Score: 1

      Um... where I come from, shit only has one "i". Bullshiit? Is that Islamic?

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    7. Re:I call B### SH##T on this one by the-build-chicken · · Score: 1

      Hey, I'm heading to south america with my gf in January. Starting in Peru, finishing in Rio...trying to accomplish it in 2 months. Any tips for a fellow aussie?

    8. Re:I call B### SH##T on this one by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 1

      'Twas 12 years ago, so any on-the-ground info I gave you would be hopelessly out of date by now.

      General advice
      --------------

      1. Travel light.

      2. Learn Spanish. It's not like the movies where everyone speaks English with a stage-mexican accent.
            (Yes, Brazil is Portuguese speaking, but Spanish will still be a big help)

      3. Travel light.

      4. Don't take anything you're not prepared to have stolen.

      5. Travel light.

      6. Be careful, but don't let paranoia spoil your trip.

      7. Travel light.

      8. There is no rule number 8.

      9. Travel light.

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    9. Re:I call B### SH##T on this one by Minwee · · Score: 1

      Just make sure he doesn't visit any sites which advocate taking a pedagogical approach to educating children.

  28. Cryptozoologists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...have long been a topic of interest for cryptozoologists

    How will encrypting these animals help the situation? Is Schneier in on it?

  29. Americans, again... by Create+an+Account · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...or were released by US airmen who kept them as mascots while stationed in Australia in World War II.

    Am I the only American to feel vaguely embarassed to once again be seen as the descendant of a bunch of knuckleheaded yokels?

    "Oh, sure, we may have released gigantic carnivores in your backyard, but we sure saved everyone's asses in WWII."

    1. Re:Americans, again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please. A bunch of 18 year old kids get swept directly out of high school to go fight in a war from which they actually might not return. They decide to have a little harmless (youthful) fun along the way and here you are decades later embarrassed to be associated with them. I'm embarrassed that some people from my own country are so ignorant of its history. Gee...well umm maybe they closed down some concentration camps...umm...but since a few of them released a handful of animals back into the wild they all must be a worthless bunch of rednecks... BTW: You weren't by chance hall monitor back in your little high school of elitism?

    2. Re:Americans, again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not sure what the American schools teach you about WWII (but I am sure it is along the lines of the US rode in and saved the day like John Wayne) Reality is you took your damn sweet time to get involved and even if you never did get involved Russia had the european situation in hand and would have finished it anyway. Anyone who has studied WWII knows this to be true.

    3. Re:Americans, again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Oh, sure, we may have released gigantic carnivores in your backyard, but we sure saved everyone's asses in WWII."

      "Oh, sure, it may all just be speculation, but that still won't stop you from making an ass out of yourself."

    4. Re:Americans, again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      Russia had the european situation in hand and would have finished it anyway. Anyone who has studied WWII knows this to be true.

      To the contrary, anyone who has studied WWII knows that the soviets were badly strapped and that they may have been defeated in the summer of 1942 were it not for the 5,000 tanks, 7,000 aircraft, countless vehicles and 4 million tons of suppplies delivered from the U.S. to the Arctic ports and through the Persian Gulf.

    5. Re:Americans, again... by gbarrelhouse · · Score: 1

      Yes, you are the only one. The story isn't legit. You're breast-beating and slagging on vets over nothing.

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    6. Re:Americans, again... by CthulhuDreamer · · Score: 1

      And it only took them 60 years to track it down. We trained that cat well.

    7. Re:Americans, again... by Belsical · · Score: 1

      Meh, better than being the descendants of a bunch of knuckleheaded criminals.

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      "There are no such things as mutual fantasies. Yours bore us and ours offend you."
      - Bill Maher
  30. probably a hoax. by deimtee · · Score: 1

    The photo looks fake, like those ones where you hang something up close to the camera and pretend it is further away and bigger.
    This is probably a feral cat, something there is no shortage of in the bush. By the time the DNA results come back they will have had their 15 minutes of fun.

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    I'm guessing that wasn't on their radar screen...
    1. Re:probably a hoax. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please mod parent up!
      The cat really seems to be near the camera, so perspective fools our eyes and the cat seems bigger than it really is.

  31. On Meeting Big Cats by Quirk · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I live on the west coast, (Vancouver, B.C.). I've done alot of what might be termed extreme wilderness hiking. I hike in winter where there are few, if any trails. I carry a k-bar as a utility, but otherwise no weapons. I always have a rugged SLR (Pentax MX is the best wilderness camera I've used).

    I've hiked in areas with cougars, ( nagali is the indian word it means Lord of the Forest ). I've been tracked by cats. They're big kitties and like all cats they're curious. I've woken in winter and exited my tent to find paw prints up along side the perimeter of the tent, the cat having walked quietly all around the tent. I've backtracked to find a fresh kill twenty minutes back from where I had been and had not noticed a cat ( they smell like big wet dogs ).

    You can talk with multitudes of wilderness pros and not meet one who has actually seen a big cat. They're next to invisible. I've meet 5. One lay a few feet from me in the dark outside the door of an 8 x 8 cabin an airborne colonel had flown into a wilderness area. When I open the door to go for wood ( the cabin had a small firebox ), the single candle that lit the cabin cast a long light out the door and onto the cat. I was carrying an axe. I dropped the axe, flew backwards into the cabin and slammed the door ( adrenelin can give you superpowers), while the cat tore out of the underbrush and sprinted into the treeline.

    In my meetings with cats only once did I know I was approached as prey. Cougars don't see us as prey.

    In the hundred or so years records have been kept there have only been a handfull of lethal attacks by big cats on the west coast. Interestingly nearly all have been on Vancouver Island. The theory goes that the thick sala underbrush allows the cats to get close. Almost all attacks have been by sick or old cats.

    Wild animals met with knowledge and respect can usually be party to an incredible experince (my north american exceptions would be grizzilies, polar bears and wolverines, oh and skunks). I've gotten close up and personal with wolves (very rare experience, beautiful, beautiful animals) and countless bears (most black, one grizzily and her cub very very scary).

    On the other hand there is near unanimous agreement that pound for pound a leopard is the most dangerous lethal killer on the planet.

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    Cohen
    1. Re:On Meeting Big Cats by belmolis · · Score: 1

      In which of the Indian languages of BC does nagali mean "cougar". That isn't what cougars are called in the languages I know, but I imagine you're talking about a different area, most likely Vancouver Island.

    2. Re:On Meeting Big Cats by Quirk · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The word nagali is from a west coast first nations' language but I can't recall which one. I read it in hard copy when I was studying the mating and territory habits of the cats (usually about 20 sq miles to a cat with one male's territory cut through by 2 to 3 females. Cougars when matting have sex up to 60 times a day! Oh to be a big cat. The area I met most cats in was a large coastal area that had one male, a female with a nearly grown kitten and two other females.

      They're beautiful killers able to bring down full grown elk usually by severing the vertebrae near the top of the neck. Martial arts teaches that any break above C4 is fatal. It's interesting cats have the same knowledge.

      cheers

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    3. Re:On Meeting Big Cats by dodobh · · Score: 1

      On the other hand there is near unanimous agreement that pound for pound a leopard is the most dangerous lethal killer on the planet.

      Did you forget man?

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    4. Re:On Meeting Big Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wolverines rule! I don't think even a cougar would mess with one.

    5. Re:On Meeting Big Cats by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Cougars don't see us as prey.

      Apparently they do sometimes.

    6. Re:On Meeting Big Cats by Alystair · · Score: 1

      Care to share a more detailed story about the meeting with the wolves? Sounds like you were touched :)

    7. Re:On Meeting Big Cats by mnmn · · Score: 1

      Good comment.

      However I always saw the polar bear as the most lethal killer (of humans). It is the only animal that sees humans as food. Big cats attack people when theyre starving, sick/old or protecting their young (bears). Or if youre in their territory or threatening their kill (cats/wolves). Or if they confuse you for something else (sharks). But the polar bears will simply kill you. Theyre too big to be scared. They dont look scary only because of their chubby teddy looks.

      Correct me if I'm wrong.

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    8. Re:On Meeting Big Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is untrue. Anne Hjelle was severely mauled and another mountain biker killed by a young, healthy male cougar in Orange County. There were a number of attacks in Southern California of joggers, hikers, and so on in Southern California. While Cougar attacks ARE relatively uncommon, they do happen. So do Black Bear attacks. Cougars usually run about 150 lbs. They are very efficient ambush hunters able to kill 200-300 lb deer. You can "bet" on their benevolence, or take appropriate precautions.

      Experienced outdoorsmen know this and make their own choices. A large caliber revolver that's light enough to be carried securely on the body will often accompany people where legally permitted. Feral dogs are likely though to be the worst problem since they have very little fear of man. Nature IS red in tooth and claw, prudence and preparedness is useful. Increasing suburbanization seems to be reducing cougar's wariness of man, as has the hunting moratorium (thankfully).

  32. Doubts? by jrest · · Score: 1
    The retired engineer said he lugged the cat back to his camp, but put the carcass into the river after removing the tail and photographing it.
    Why did he put the carcass in the river?
    How do we know for sure he shot the cat in Australia?
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  33. OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's your address?

  34. Red Vs Blue by Shook18 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "It looks like a big cat..." "What like a Puma?" "Yeah there ya go."

    1. Re:Red Vs Blue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking the same thing, what is so special about that?

      What's next, rednecks shooting pony's in search of the mysterious little horse

  35. WW2 US Army units let their mascots free. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    At the end of WW2 many US Army units in Australia turned their mascots free into the bush. It has long been wondered if enough were set free to meet and breed and if these could have included large leopeards, pumas and jaguars. I personally have never believed it but it looks like I was wrong.

    Another possible source is circuses losing animals (or setting them free after they lose their licence for the animals? anything is possible).

    I wouldn't be at all surprised if this cat turns out to be some kind of hybrid.

    For those who are interested, a Scotsman released moose into the wilds of the South Island of New Zealand a hundred years ago and they have never been seen since. Every now and then a camper comes out of the bush with tales of a monster. An intriguing prospect.

  36. Query. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is this "news" interesting to nerds? It's a story about some Australian hick who killed an animal.

    F.

  37. Big badaboom by broothal · · Score: 1

    "The bullet entered behind the cat's shoulder and blew its head off, he said."

      That's a lot of firepower. What was he hunting? Is this a normal hunting rifle? (I reckon some of the /. readers are hunters who can elaborate)

    1. Re:Big badaboom by tezbobobo · · Score: 1

      Here in Western Australia I hunt Kangaroos with 32s and 44s. If he used a 44 at less then 100yds he'd have the accuracy and about the right firepower for that. Not more. I know hunters that use 232s but I'd tip a 44 with solid half ounce slugs. The only problem is you can only take about five shot before your shoulder is bruised to shit and if you hit anything smaller than a fully grown male bull, weighin in at 700 kgs, you make more of a mess than a kill. To do that sort of damage, he'd have to hit it in the nose, not the shoulder. I've seen a roo torn in half with that setup.

      The gun it would seem he's carrying looks to be weaker that that. It it tore the head of, rather than pulverised it, he'd be better of have keeping the head.

    2. Re:Big badaboom by kayen_telva · · Score: 1

      the article is bullshit
      maybe if he was using a 50 caliber sniper rifle

    3. Re:Big badaboom by radiashun · · Score: 1

      I suppose it depends on the type of bullet as well. A bullet entering behind a shoulder would leave a small entry wound. As that bullet traveled and expanded as it crushed through bone, the exit wound would be huge. Of course, softer bullets would leave a larger exit wound than bullets more dense.

    4. Re:Big badaboom by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      You don't know much about weapons. A 22-250 or even a 30-30 could do that easily with the proper bullet placement,

    5. Re:Big badaboom by VAXcat · · Score: 1

      Ya, exit wounds tend to be bigger...as Anita Blake put it, "In like a penny, out like a pizza"

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  38. Aiming rifles by Create+an+Account · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yeah, there is a good bit of aiming involved. This guy was apparently an experienced hunter, and some of those guys areinsanely good shots. When it turned away, it was actually a harder shot because it was moving side to side (bearing change) rather than coming straight at him.

    He said he hit it behind the shoulder (which is about where you would aim) and the bullet destroyed the head. This implies either that the cat was running away from him, or the bullet was deflected inside the cat's body (probably by a bone or rib.)

    Finally, if he was using hollow points (which is more likely in some rifles than in others) it could very easily blow the majority of the head off. So, maybe.
    That paper's not very credible, though, and lots of people are saying the big cats are just myths, and he did throw away his best evidence. So, maybe not.

    Interesting idea, either way.

    1. Re:Aiming rifles by kayen_telva · · Score: 1

      a side shot harder than a head on ? pleasa you can esplain ?
      even with the cat moving a side shot is the safer bet

    2. Re:Aiming rifles by ajs · · Score: 1
      Bottom line (literally, the bottom line of the article):
      "We don't dispute that there is a possibility they (big cats) are out there, but we are yet to see a photograph that proves it categorically," he said.

      Mr Roswell said the DNA would ultimately determine the breed of the cat.
      So it seems waiting for the results of the DNA test might be enlightening, but it's not unreasonable to assume that there are big cats in Australia.
    3. Re:Aiming rifles by anagama · · Score: 1

      That's easy. Imagine a circular target and for simplicity, no wind. If stationary, you need only aim for the center of the target after adjusting for bullet drop (because of gravity, bullets fly in an arc not a straight line -- further away = more drop). If the target is moving directly toward you, it becomes a slight bit harder because you'd have to estimate the target's position when it meets the bullet, i.e., there would be a slight bit less drop, but probably so little considering the speed difference between a cat's speed and a bullet's at 80 yards that it could be safely ignored. However, if the target is moving perpendicular to your line of site, you can't just aim at its center and fire. If you do that, the bullet will most likely pass behind the target -- you must aim for where the target will be when it meets the bullet. This requires leading the target by aiming slightly forward of its motion and swinging the rifle in unison with target's motion. It is much easier to aim while keeping your body still and braced -- it's much harder to aim while actively twisting your body and accounting for both bullet drop and lead time.

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      What changed under Obama? Nothing Good
    4. Re:Aiming rifles by ryanw · · Score: 1

      What's to say he didn't get a tail shipped to him from someone in some other country?? Why is the "DNA" conclusive evidence that there are "BIG CATS" in the area? The guy shoulda' either taken hundreds of pictures of every inch of the cat or brought the body back. It shows his motorcycle in the picture, the guy was out there "hunting" was he not planning on bringing anything back beyond a tail of whatever he killed? Come on.... This is fabricated.

    5. Re:Aiming rifles by ajs · · Score: 1

      I think you misunderstood my post. Please re-read it, and note the lack of the phrase, "conclusive evidence" as applied to DNA results.

      What DNA testing tells you is several things: 1) is it a species that could reasonably have ended up in Australia; 2) is it a hybrid species (likely if the lineage is based on random releases from zoos, but not as likely if, say, from a poacher in South America); 3) it allows future samples to be compared, giving credibility if they are related; 4) if there are genetic records of cats that might have been in zoos, then that would be great, but unlikely.

  39. Leopards and Pumas aren't black by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's see, Pumas are a tan color with no spots, Leopards are a yellowish color with spots. The cat (?) in the picture appears to be black.

    Huh?

    1. Re:Leopards and Pumas aren't black by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      Meet the black panther. Puma, leopard, jaguar all have this variant.

    2. Re:Leopards and Pumas aren't black by kayen_telva · · Score: 1

      link supporting that puma has this variant ?

    3. Re:Leopards and Pumas aren't black by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The American cougar or mountain lion and the central/south american puma are the same species. They can breed with each other. In the central/south american jungles there are jaguars, which have spots and are often black; when they are black they look like black cougars but you can still see the spots of black-on-black if you look closely.

      I'm not sure about leopards. Leopards don't live in the Americas, only Asia and Africa. I've never heard of a black one.

      The wikipedia doesn't mention black cougars, but I'm confident they exist; if talk to people who have seen many, they mention tan, reddish, brown, and black variations; check out the sightings reported in the third link for examples:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaguar
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopard
      https://www.uu.edu/forms/cougars/sightings.cfm

    4. Re:Leopards and Pumas aren't black by Banner · · Score: 1

      I have had a black leopard (yes I raised one) Black is not uncommon in Leopards or Jaguars. There is however no such thing as a black puma (cougar) that is a myth. And anyone who has ever seen a jaguar would never ever mistake it for a puma, the body shapes are -radically- different.

      Yes, I am an expert on big cats.

  40. yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Am I the only American to feel vaguely embarassed...

    As a matter of fact, you are. That's why we keep you around. Like the cat in TFA, you're a rare and elusive zoological curiosity.

    I do wish you wouldn't just sleep all day on that little shelf at the back of the cage, though. Couldn't you do tricks, rattle the bars, recite Maya Angelou poetry, something?

  41. Answers by bennini · · Score: 1
    Why did he put the carcass in the river?

    To clean all the blood off.

    How do we know for sure he shot the cat in Australia?

    Because dead bodies of large animals that look like those of endangered species don't exactly pass through Customs at Schiphol airport.
    Firstly, the hunter reckons his bullet blew the feline's head apart, and from the photo it really looks like there is NOTHING left of it... would a RIFLE bullet really do that much damage? I mean, if it was a shot gun, fired into it's face, then yea, but a rifle fired from behind, passing in behind the ear and THEN blowing the head apart?

    If the cat is sideways (with respect to the hunter) and slightly at an angle. The bullet enters behind the shoulder (which is blocking most of the head since they walk with them hanging down), punches through into the head, then punches out the front of its face. Thus: blown apart cat head.
    Secondly, rather than pack out this surely important find, he cuts off the tail and just takes that with him, I mean, if it were me, I'd be carrying the whole carcass out

    He did carry the whole carcass back. Did you read the whole article? Not to mention, look at the photo where the carcass is hanging from a tree.

    I am just simply confused as to what the difference between a "large cat" and a puma/leapord/lion is. The articles all start by describing that it looks like a puma but then don't give much of a description from there. From what ive always thought...a puma does qualify as a "large cat".
    1. Re:Answers by maglor_83 · · Score: 1

      Because dead bodies of large animals that look like those of endangered species don't exactly pass through Customs at Schiphol airport.

      Not disagreeing with you, just wondering why, out of all the places you could choose to try get a big cat's tail from, you would try Holland? I'd've thought the Americas would be a better place to look.

  42. humor vice terry pratchett by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

    Maybe it means "your finger"?

    You know...the guy points to the animal, turns and asks his Native American friend..."So what's this called?"

  43. Bull by KidSock · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    From the article:

    The predator charged in his direction ... He was making long jumps ... On about the third jump I shot him.

    Does anyone else find this "story" a little OUTRAGEOUS? If this cat was so elusive to go undetected for decades, why would the thing decide to charge at the first sight of a human? And this guy is going to have the nerve to stand his ground and pick off a big leaping agile cat with a single shot. Yeaaaaaah. Ok.

    I'm reasoning the guy probably felt a little remorse for running over a peaceful magestic animal with his truck in a drunken stupur and made up this crap story to make it sound like he was defending himself. If I were the law, I'd be grilling this guy to find out if it wasn't someone's unwanted exotic pet. Here in the US animal cruelty is considered a very serious crime.

    1. Re:Bull by DilbertLand · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "And this guy is going to have the nerve to stand his ground and pick off a big leaping agile cat"

      Some people do actually have the nerve to do it. Here's a video of people shooting a charging lion. Of course it didn't really work so well and it took more than one shot. http://www.big-boys.com/articles/huntlion.html (it was the first place I found the video...I don't know if they can handle the banwidth)

    2. Re:Bull by DilbertLand · · Score: 1

      Here's another link to the video if the first is slashdotted.... http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1118649845

    3. Re:Bull by oztiks · · Score: 1

      Being an aussie and living a fair bit of my life out on farms and in the bush i can safley say he'll get away with it. The story about the cat charging him is obvious bs, but shooting an animal during "hunting" and it not being on the protected species list he wont get busted. Say he shot a croc, he'd be thrown in jail. If he shot a roo or a wild pig all would be fine for him.

      Animal cruelty is moreso for domestic pets or protected species...

    4. Re:Bull by boomfart · · Score: 1

      Actually he only has to show that it was a cat of any kind even domestic cats in certain areas are considered fair game as they do incredible damage to native endangered species. Here in Aus we don't consider a quick (it head was blown apart) kill animal cruelty however leaving your exotic pet uncontrolled in the wilderness to fend for its self or starve would be quite cruel. I suspect further investigation will show it to have been a large feral domestic cat.

    5. Re:Bull by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      " I suspect further investigation will show it to have been a large feral domestic cat."

          You DID see the picture, right?

  44. tasmanian tiger by SethJohnson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You are probably referring to the Tasmanian Tiger. It actually was a marsupial wolf that had stripes, so ignorant humans called it a 'tiger'. The humans then proceeded to place a bounty on its head and hunt it into extinction. It was indigineous to the area. The humans were less so. Seth

    1. Re:tasmanian tiger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't a "wolf" either.

  45. Not the only mystery big cat by riflemann · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Here in the Netherlands, the country's media was recently abuzz for a while over news of a puma living in the forests here. Given the tiny nation here is not much bigger than tasmania and with 16m people, it got locals rather nervous:

    details at expatica

    1. Re:Not the only mystery big cat by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Here in the Netherlands, the country's media was recently abuzz for a while over news of a puma living in the forests here. Given the tiny nation here is not much bigger than tasmania and with 16m people, it got locals rather nervous:

      Yes, and based on hearsay and a few vague photographs that could be of a normal housecat, hunting parties were formed, and a special organisation was funded to research the puma and bring it in. The story lasted all Summer. Nobody found the puma. But new photographs were definitely of a housecat. Of course, believers argued that this was a different animal, and the puma was still on the loose.

      It's just like a UFO, really.

  46. Pound for pound... by Create+an+Account · · Score: 1

    I think my ex-wife with a rifle is way more dangerous.

    1. Re:Pound for pound... by Quirk · · Score: 1
      I think my ex-wife with a rifle is way more dangerous.

      You got away lucky, it could have gone very bad.

      --
      "Academicians are more likely to share each other's toothbrush than each other's nomenclature."
      Cohen
  47. big cats by pedicabo · · Score: 0

    These cats are descendants of cats released 70 or more years ago. So they were released in breeding pairs and have escaped capture for that length of time. I am more interested in the sighting of a Fortean.

  48. Not necessarily by MMaestro · · Score: 1

    Its hard to say based on how little was said in the report. But the most logical idea is that the animal was running to the left (the report clearly states this) to escape and given the lack of thick, dense trees (look at the trees in the background), the hunter fired with a heavy caliber rifle. Bullet goes through the back of the arm but doesn't hit bone, so it keeps going and hits the skull. The rifle is TOO powerful for such a target (remember, 80 yards is considered to be short to medium range by shooters) and effectively destroys the skull, body comes crashing to a halt and the head smashes into the ground as a bloody pulp (it got 3 leaps off, so it was probably moving fairly quickly).

  49. Not too hard to tell what this is by HvitRavn · · Score: 5, Informative

    The rugged paws and the thick furry tail coupled with black color makes it fairly obvious that this is a puma. This is also plausible because pumas has a history of being used as pets.

    I can't see anything wrong with the picture. You can see both the left and right front paws, and a severed head. The anatomy seems correct to me.

    The head looks like that because when you're hunting, you don't use full metal jacket, nor do you usually use hollow point. You use very heavy and expanding lead-point bullets.

    These bullets has a thin metal jacket and a hole in the nose, and they are filled with lead. On impact with an animal the nose of the bullet expands voilently and creates something similar to an explosion (way more powerful than any hollow point). As mentioned, the lead makes these bullets very heavy and they sport a massive amount of energy. They are made for two purposes: to kill and to kill as fast as possible.

    After the impact and immediate expansion the bullet remains partly intact and can easily travel through the rest of the animal, creating even more damage.

    Here's a picture of one of the most commonly used lead points, Nosler Partition: http://www.nosler.com/images/partition.jpeg.

    Lead point bullets creates awfully lot of damage to tissue, and it doesn't surprise me one bit that the head was so severed. Even with a .222/3/* you can get that kind damage with the right bullet. I assume the hunter was using .308 or .30-06 or larger ammunition, which can effectively cut a small sized human in two when hit from the right angle with the right bullet.

    If you watch hunting videos where they have zoomed in on the animals they shoot, you can often see a thick red mist at the impact of the bullet. In most cases, if it was a hit in the lung/heart region, the animals drops dead on the spot. That would *never* have happened with FMJ or hollow point.

    1. Re:Not too hard to tell what this is by Onymous+Hero · · Score: 1

      This website illustrates your points very well with a few videos :)

    2. Re:Not too hard to tell what this is by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Its much more believable if you think the "big cat" is just a smaller cat hung between the camera and the guy.
      It also makes it more believable that the bullet blew its head clean off.

      Yes, the cat mightv had a big fat tail, but this guy shouldv given more evidence than an easily mocked up picture and a bit of tail (we don;t know if its the full thing or just a small end piece)

      --
      liqbase :: faster than paper
    3. Re:Not too hard to tell what this is by kayen_telva · · Score: 2, Informative

      complete and utter BS
      there is a reason the 223 is being dropped by the military
      it is a caliber that mostly wounds, not kills
      the most powerful load available for a 223 can do no such thing, and even a 30-06 would have a tough time severing a spinal cord AND blowing the rest of the head off
      need we be reminded that cats have amazingly powerful necks because it is after all, their killing weapon. the claws just help them hang on...
      and the "varmint" videos the other guy posted..well, a prairie dog is the size of that pumas paw
      also, if you watch the maximum carnage snippet, there are pieces flying through the air, but in most cases the prarie dog is largely intact

    4. Re:Not too hard to tell what this is by pi_rules · · Score: 1
      there is a reason the 223 is being dropped by the military
      it is a caliber that mostly wounds, not kills
      Just a quick note: The US military runs 62 grain steel cored FMJ (Full Metal Jacket) ammo in their guns mostly. I do believe there's also some 55 grain FMJ running about too, but nowhere do they use soft-point bullets.

      Very unfortunate.

      Don't even get me started about running 9mm handguns with friggen FMJ ammo in them.
    5. Re:Not too hard to tell what this is by Alan+Hicks · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Lead point bullets creates awfully lot of damage to tissue, and it doesn't surprise me one bit that the head was so severed. Even with a .222/3/* you can get that kind damage with the right bullet. I assume the hunter was using .308 or .30-06 or larger ammunition, which can effectively cut a small sized human in two when hit from the right angle with the right bullet.

      Bullshit. Complete, utter bullshit, and the kind that most geeks won't know a damn thing about and simply assume to be correct.

      Soft point lead bullets do expand (the term is mushroom) on impact, but the truth of your story ends there. A .222 is a varmit gun, used for shooting praire dogs out west and not much else. The .30-06 is a deer rifle, typically used with hard pointed rounds for accuracy. Soft lead rounds have a flat nose to assist in slowing the bullet, but has the unfortunate side-effect of making it less accurate. To show the differences, let's look at perhaps the two most commonly used rounds for big game hunting in North America, the .30-06 and the .30-30.

      The .30-06 round is a pointed high-velocity big game cartridge and looks a bit like this. It's a non-mushrooming hard point even at higher grains for long-distance accuracy. The bullet creates an entry and exist wound of average size and kills mostly by hemoraging. Most .30-06 rifles are bolt-action with a vertical magazine that holds the rounds with their sides touching.

      The .30-30 rounds is a soft flat-pointed lead high-velocity big game cartridge and looks a bit like the one on the left. You'll notice the flat-point to allow the head to mushroom on impact and the grey lead in the bullet. Entry and exit wounds tend to be larger with the .30-30 than with the .30-06 due to the mushrooming. Most .30-30 rifles are lever action with a tubular magazine in which the bullets are alid end to end in a spring loaded tube. This is highly dangerous with .30-06 and similar rounds as the possibility of the pointed tip detonating the next bullet's primer is great.

      So, as some one speaking who's used both of these rounds to feel whitetail deer, it's bullshit that a shot in the chest will down game instantly. Most hunters go for a chest shot and seek to take out both lungs with one bullet. This causes mortal trama to the game and it dies soon, but not immediately. For this reason, it's recomended that you do not immediately begin tracking game that has been shot in the chest and didn't fall. Deer can run a long way with two collapsed lungs, and they will run further if they detect you following them.

      In fact, I've used both of these rounds to kill hogs and coyotes as well. Shots in the chest on these animals never cause immediate death unless you're lucky enough to hit the heart with enough trauma. The only reasonably sure way to down anything instantly is to shoot it in the neck, which is my prefered way of killing as the game almost always collapses immediately. In no case does this sever the head. This is immaterial to whether the bullet is soft or hard, pointed or flat, and I back up those statements with real life experience the likes of which most /.'ers simply can't.

      Just remember, it's better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

      --
      Slackware, what else when it must be secure, stable, and easy?
    6. Re:Not too hard to tell what this is by joeslugg · · Score: 1

      Are you by chance friends with ESR?

    7. Re:Not too hard to tell what this is by HvitRavn · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Your rather lengthy and agressive post ("complete, utter bullshit"? how dramatic) is flawed in several aspects. I will point out a few of them.

      A .222 is a varmit gun, used for shooting praire dogs out west and not much else.

      A .222 (I don't know why you are mentioning .222 specifically, I've been using .223 in my examples) is used for both varmint AND medium sized game, including roe deer, fallow deer, and the like. Not to mention big birds and seals. This round might be low calibre, but the muzzle velocity can make up for it with a good bullet.

      The .30-06 is a deer rifle, typically used with hard pointed rounds for accuracy. Soft lead rounds have a flat nose to assist in slowing the bullet, but has the unfortunate side-effect of making it less accurate.

      As the flat-point bullets are slower, they are more accurate and less prone to be affected by leaves, wind, and so forth. So no, flat-pointed bullets are not less accurate than hard-pointed bullets. In fact, it's the other way around.

      So why aren't all bullets flat-pointed? Because it isn't always practical, especially for long ranges. You can either have a heavy and slow bullet, or a fast and light bullet. Both work very well under their own certain conditions.

      Here in Norway, the flat-points are usually used for close-range situations, namely dog-assited moose hunting.

      Entry and exit wounds tend to be larger with the .30-30 than with the .30-06 due to the mushrooming.

      What are you saying here, you're using FMJ rounds when hunting deer? No wonder you don't seen a deer drop dead on impact.

      Most .30-30 rifles are lever action with a tubular magazine in which the bullets are alid end to end in a spring loaded tube. This is highly dangerous with .30-06 and similar rounds as the possibility of the pointed tip detonating the next bullet's primer is great.

      Are we still living in the wild, wild west? I will just settle with "no" here and encourage you to take a look at what's offered at todays rifle market.

      So, as some one speaking who's used both of these rounds to feel whitetail deer, it's bullshit that a shot in the chest will down game instantly. Most hunters go for a chest shot and seek to take out both lungs with one bullet. This causes mortal trama to the game and it dies soon, but not immediately.

      Whoops, wrong again. With a proper round (for example .308, .30-06 or similar with lead point) and a hit to the heart region, the shock effect could easily kill the animal immediately. This doesn't happen often, but it definently happens on a regular basis.

      In fact, I've used both of these rounds to kill hogs and coyotes as well. Shots in the chest on these animals never cause immediate death unless you're lucky enough to hit the heart with enough trauma. The only reasonably sure way to down anything instantly is to shoot it in the neck, which is my prefered way of killing as the game almost always collapses immediately.

      I don't know what kind of bullets you have been using on your rounds when torturing these animals, but I certainly hope you learned something

      Aiming for the neck is one of the least recommended areas to aim unless you're at point blank range. The chance of only mildly wounding an animal by neckshot is *very* high. Neckshots sometimes strokes the neck spine and causes temporary paralyzation of the animal. Who said "drop dead"?

      I back up those statements with real life experience the likes of which most /.'ers simply can't.

      I haven't seen someone with such

    8. Re:Not too hard to tell what this is by kayen_telva · · Score: 1

      true, a soft point would help I wonder if that was considered ? sure would have saved a boatload of money

    9. Re:Not too hard to tell what this is by pi_rules · · Score: 1
      This might help explain the reason the US isn't quick to adopt a soft point bullet.
      Where the U.S. did sign on, however, was with the Hague Convention IV of 1907, Article 23(e) of which Annex states:
      "...it is especially forbidden -

                      To employ arms, projectiles, or material {sic} calculated to cause unnecessary suffering;"
      Looks like the opinion has started to change, but I'd imagine there's some logistics problems in there too.

      Besides all that, FMJ is considered more reliable in a larger variety of weapons.
  50. Not a cat of any species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The current theory (based on sightings and walk cycle inferred from measurement of footprints) is that the USAF Mascot explanation is an urban legend created to account for sightings, and that the creature is in fact a large, previously undocumented species of marsupial. This coincides with regional aboriginal folklore, and seeing as US airmen havent been visiting the land down under since 40 000 years ago, makes a lot more sense. Dont even get me started on the likelihood of a handful of non-native animals surviving and reproducing for several generations in a vast, hostile environment.

    Anyway, what i know from speaking with cryptozoologists (and not just hobbyists, i mean the ones who have spent 30 years full time in the crazy habit):
    -Native to Southern East coast, with absolutely zero sightings North of the Blue Mountains or West of Forbes
    -Most commonly sighted in Gippsland, Victoria (and videotaped) and Lithgow, New South Wales (and videotaped (also where i was born))
    -Sightings have increased as drought conditions worsen, with the sighting closest to Sydney taking place in Kenthurst (semi-rural area where i went to highschool) where a young man was "attacked" and left with ragged clawmarks on his forearms
    -Looks more like a dog than a panther, tail extends horizontally, trots rather than slinks
    -Unlike a cat, claws do not retract while it is walking (as evidenced in footprints)
    -Can make hefty leaps, capable of dragging a sheep carcass into a tree
    -Documented report of a close encounter with a police officer in a car, who radioed the sighting as it occured. The event was recorded, complete with an incredibly freaky roar

    I'm an avid, experienced camper/hiker. You will not see most Australian wildlife unless it doesnt care that you see it, or you are very, very good at finding it. I can honestly say that having camped out at Newnes (forests of Blue Mountains out past Lithgow), you could pass within two meters of something the reported size of these things, be looking in its direction, and not even see it. There are parts of the refinery ruins up there that you dont notice until you are literally standing on top of them.

    These things (if they are real) could evade capture and documentation for another several hundred years, no sweat. Theyre probably already an endangered species, but with so much totally uninhabited land to hide in, theyre not under much threat

    Re-reading that, i feel i should also point out that i was born in Lithgow, a tiny coal mining town, but moved to suburban Sydney as a small child. Kenthurst is on the fringes between suburban and rural, meaning there are people who live there who dont work on farms, but not many. The two are several hours of driving apart, and even Kenthurst is half an hour in light traffic from my current location (the Hills district). Children growing up in Lithgow would never, ever go to school in Kenthurst, so the only reason there would have been sightings this far east would be if the creatures are being forced by the drought to find easier pickings, such as the farms of Kenthurst. I'm not saying i beleive we have a native big cat population, but i find this to be the most likely explanation.

    1. Re:Not a cat of any species by sanx · · Score: 1
      Dont even get me started on the likelihood of a handful of non-native animals surviving and reproducing for several generations in a vast, hostile environment.

      How's about the rabbit? Twenty-four wild rabbits were released in Victoria, Australia in 1859 by some bloke called Thomas Austin. He wanted some fun hunting them. Within ten years, the original 24 rabbits had multiplied so that eradication of two million had no noticable effect on the population.

      Unlike a cat, claws do not retract while it is walking (as evidenced in footprints)

      Cheetahs do not have retractable claws. And they're cats.

      Can make hefty leaps, capable of dragging a sheep carcass into a tree

      Pound for pound, the leopard is the strongest of all the cats. They are more than capable of dragging a carcas weighing twice their own body weight into a tree. In fact, storage of kills in trees is quite the leopard speciality. They can also jump amazing heights.

      ...complete with an incredibly freaky roar

      Leopards, tigers, lions and panthers are the four members of the Genus Panthera. What differentiates these four cats from the remainder of the cat family is an anatomical modification to the hyoid bone. This modification allows them to roar.

  51. MOD UP - /. LEFTIST REVISIONIST HISTORY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gotta love /.. A forum which prides itself on supposed skepticism of everything scientific but soon as history or politics are mentioned it's automatically "AMERICA TEH BAD!!11" or inbetween the lines ... "I CAN'T APPLY MY SCIENTIFIC SKEPTICISM TO REAL LIFE THAT IS WHY I AM SOCIALLY INEPT."

    1. Re:MOD UP - /. LEFTIST REVISIONIST HISTORY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      America the bad, damn how did you get that out of his post, it seemed more like America the ill informed or uneducated to me! You must have some sort of America the bad complex dude. Anyway at least the euros are not all speaking russian now. lol

  52. Something to be expected... by tkcom · · Score: 1

    PETA mad!! PETA liek no killing animalss!!1! *pouts*

    1. Re:Something to be expected... by technothrasher · · Score: 1
      PETA mad!! PETA liek no killing animalss!!1! *pouts*


      Actually, PETA recommends killing feral cats. Yes, believe it or not, even though it's been shown time and again not to reduce or help the feral cat population, PETA thinks we should kill them. Their only other, laughably naive, solution is to release them into your house. So much for being an animal rights organization...

  53. This story sounds more plausable then most by oztiks · · Score: 1

    You know i find it a bit of a laugh how most people are dismissing this as a hoax..

    For me i find this more plausable then "terroist attack in london" or "microsoft is cheaper to run the linux" sorry but this story doesnt have a reason to exsist it really doesnt, no one would give a rats if a big cat exisisted in australia, heck we have enough dangerous animals live around here then anywhere else in the world, a big black rare cat isnt going to trouble anyone...

    Oh and the bit about the cat runing to the left, perfectly plausable, regular tactic for the feline family to attack their opponent with their torso sideon incase they need a quick escape they can run forwards and evade ...

    1. Re:This story sounds more plausable then most by McFadden · · Score: 1
      >For me i find this more plausable then "terroist attack in london"

      Errr... Care to explain why you give more credibility to some guy bringing back a tail of unknown origin, than a recent atrocity in which more than 50 people died, hundreds were injured and thousands affected.

      Or are you just the world's biggest dumbass?

    2. Re:This story sounds more plausable then most by oztiks · · Score: 1

      Errr... Care to explain why you give more credibility to some guy bringing back a tail of unknown origin, than a recent atrocity in which more than 50 people died, hundreds were injured and thousands affected.

      You answered your own question, impact and adgenda.. Seems almost like it goes hand in hand.. what impact does a story like this have, none really so what adgenda does it support? none.

      Terrorist attack! huge adgenda... LOTS of impact :) and since when did the death of a large amount of people ever turn them off from making lots of money from it .. makes the media seem almost souless if you think about it!

    3. Re:This story sounds more plausable then most by McFadden · · Score: 1

      Than I'd suggest you mean something other than "plausable" (sic). In the context you used it, your comments don't make any sense. And your reply doesn't seem to answer my question either.

    4. Re:This story sounds more plausable then most by oztiks · · Score: 1

      You said "how can i believe a story about some cat in the aussie wild is more credable then a story say like the london bombers" and i said "impact and adgenda go hand in hand".

      What i am saying is that a high impact stories such as terroist bombings seem to always have 10 different possible adgendas behind them for instance was it really terroists, did the terroists know they had bombs, political modivations, conspiricy theorys, blah blah blah blah the list goes on! The cat story has no real impact on australian society in any way, ie nobody gives a shit here (btw i am australian) its not going to make a nation fall or instill fear into millions therefore it doesnt really matter if it exists or not.

      Therefore what the media says about this story is more credable, more factual and broken down into logical information there is less here say and less conjecture.

      What happened with the london bombings... conjecture, they forced the story on people they had very little information to go from oringally and they painted their own pictures, then they collected the information and dispursed that afterwards i.e speeches by polititions, then they had indepth storys about the bombers what they did in their lives,etc.

      High impact stories seem to be just a race to inform everyone what was going on .. then they seem to mop it all up later by changing the flow of the information. I.E like a week after stating it was quite possible that the terrorists may not even known about the bombs in their backpacks making the original reports about the bombings less credable because they used conjecture orignally to form the story in the first place by calling them "suicide bombers" ...

      Its always the case the media guesses about particualar aspects to fill in the blanks, where in this case the media has very little to guess about here, the tail is real or fake a simple yes or no and definatly not an if but or maybe or propergate what they think has happend or what could of happened.

      What you as a reader have to take on board is what you need to discard from media articals as being a peddler to lure readers to become a beliver in a particular movement or belief and be more open minded and say to yourself "just because the news has said something doesnt mean its really is the case, its the media and we all know how it loves to spin nonsense just to grab peoples attention"

    5. Re:This story sounds more plausable then most by McFadden · · Score: 1

      I appreciate your clarification and I understand your point. I think the issue was with the word 'plausible' which at first sight would suggest you had difficulty in believing that the London terrorist attacks were genuine (i.e. that they actually happened) and that the cat story was more likely to be true (he actually found the cat). However from your later clarification, I can see that your comment on the superficiality of news reporting was a valid one.

  54. Re:Scum by oztiks · · Score: 1

    No it wasnt, what a load of crap... It was the regular people who are populuting our oceans with crap killing our sealife and people logging the amzon for fossil fuels to power cars, some guy in the bush doing some recreational hunting isnt the reason why our planet is screwed!

  55. This is truly a tragedy of infinite dimension by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny

    How could this person possibly kill such a magnificent creature and discard its body without ever finding out what it tasted like?

    1. Re:This is truly a tragedy of infinite dimension by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

      Chicken. Cats taste like chicken - everybody knows that.

      Then again, a big cat - maybe more like turkey?

  56. We've got plenty of native big cats here by hayden · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's the drop bears that are endangered. Those and the Yowies.

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    1. Re:We've got plenty of native big cats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ya mean toggle bears :P

  57. Just a Feral Cat by Salvo · · Score: 1

    Felines are the most effective Killing Machines Nature has created.
    In Mainland Australia, the Top of the food chain was Dingos, Quolls and Antechinus. When you introduce Domestic Cats, they quickly move to the top of the food chain and grow. And Grow and Grow and Grow.

    My Brother was out hiking with some mates, when they got back to where the car was parked, one of his mates (who plays lots of Football) saw a Feral Kitten (about the size of a Domestic Cat), and booted it as hard as he could ('cos he's a sadistic Bastard). The Kitten went flying 10 metres, landed and came running at them. My brothers Sadistic Mate still has the scars on his leg.

    My Father got a Goat Skin from an old Tracker, who claimed to have found a Feral Cat when he was out Hunting Goats. This 6"6' Bloke claimed to have lifted he Cat up at the base of the tail, and the head was still touching the ground. It had been disembowled by a Mother Ring-Tailed Possum, defending it's young. (1" retractable claws and 5mm thick skin are no match for 3" retractable claws and 1cm thick skin)

    These Rural Myths about Black Panthers are just Feral Cats, selected through Evolution to be big and black.

    1. Re:Just a Feral Cat by kronocide · · Score: 1

      I love Aussie fishing stories. :-) There is no way "evolution" can turn a domestic cat into something the size of a panther in less than a few million years.

    2. Re:Just a Feral Cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe not the size of a panther but with natural selection and the short lifespan of cats they can get pretty large.

    3. Re:Just a Feral Cat by kronocide · · Score: 1

      "Feral cat" simply means a domestic cat gone wild. There have been feral cats in Europe and Asia for thousands of years, and in Australia for a couple of hundred years. Unless it has eaten radioactive waste and stars in a cheap horror movie, it gets about the size of a large domestic cat at most. It's not the size of Australian cats that is unusual, but of Australian imagination. That's why there is not a single specimen of Giant Australian Feral Cat in captivity, on a single picture, or stuffed somewhere. The idea that the body shown in the picture is of a domestic cat that has evolved over a few hundred years is hilarious. As I said, I do like the stories.

      Here is some info on Australian feral cats from the Australian government:
      http://www.deh.gov.au/biodiversity/invasive/public ations/cat/

    4. Re:Just a Feral Cat by thesymbolicfrog · · Score: 1

      Somehow, I think your story may have come from here:
      http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=000813
      Cheers!

    5. Re:Just a Feral Cat by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      Not sure about your story, but a few things don't sit right with me about the main story either. In 50 years he has never seen a large cat, not even signs of one? Why in the picture is he so far behind the animal? Most African Big Game Safari pics the hunters hold up a head, or are right next to the body for a size comaprison, not 10 - 20 yards behind the kill.

      He only saved the tail for DNA sample. So this bloke caps a black feral cat, takes a picture skewing the aspect ratio and making the cat appear larger than him, or as big at least, and sends a tail in he got from who knows where to validate his story.

      This seems like a hoax to me. In CA there are more than a few large cats attacking humans from time to time, you mean to tell me in dense brush an animal that large is going to charge a human from 80 yards? It would be more likely this guy wouldn't know the cat was even following him until the cat leapt onto him.

      People are attacked in Africa by lions, these lions don't run them down from 80 yards. They do what cats do and stalk their prey. 80 yards is too far to run, to expend the energy the cat would need to expend on the chance it would miss a meal. In nature a fuck up like that would cost the cat not just a meal, but starvation.

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  58. Re:Wonderful by kronocide · · Score: 1

    His name was Karl Popper. And my "karma" is superior to yours. ;-)

    However, I agree about the story. Dumped the carcass? Head blown off?? Right...

  59. Hoaxes and Hillbillies by Zobeid · · Score: 1

    I've just been reading through the other comments, and it seems like there's a lot of ignorance about animals, guns, cryptozoology, etc. So here are my thoughts. . .

    1. If it's real, it's a leopard. Pumas (i.e. cougars) don't come in black. There have been rumours and legends of black pumas for a long time, but nobody's ever shown one. Melanistic leopards -- popularly known as a black panther -- by comparison are well known.

    2. Leopards or pumas could survive in Australia, it's not far-fetched at all. In the Americas, pumas live in almost every environment: jungles, swamps, forests, plains, deserts, mountains. They are highly adaptable. If you drop one into the Australian wilderness, it has no way of knowing that this is supposed to be an "alien and hostile" land.

    3. It is plausible for the head to be destroyed by the rifle shot. It's not common, but depending on the caliber and bullet used, it could possibly happen.

    4. There are hillbillies where I live in central Texas. Yes, when they see a strange animal, their first impulse is to shoot it. It's not just a stereotype. On the other hand, that doesn't mean this hunter was a hillbilly. Shooting a black panther in Australia would appear to be justified for a number of reasons: it's an invasive, non-native species, and of course you'd like to have some proof to show they're out there.

    5. As described in the story, it's a shot somebody could make. It's not a shot everybody could make, but hunters vary widely in their marksmanship skills, their coolness under pressure, and their damn fool luck. Here in Texas, pumas get shot once in a while by a random hunter or rancher (i.e. someone who isn't actively hunting pumas or tracking them with dogs). It's quite rare, it happens maybe once in 20 or 30 years, but it happens.

    The hoax question is an interesting one. . . My first reaction when I saw the photo was: Let's see the skeptics dismiss THIS! You just don't get clear photos of mythical animals, it doesn't happen. Plus the tail and pending DNA test. . .

    Then I thought it over, and. . . Yeah, it could be a hoax. Assuming the tail really has been sent for DNA analysis, that should go a long way to settle the issue (though, it's always possible that he could have smuggled in a piece of a leopard's tail from somewhere).

    The question becomes: if this isn't proof, what would be? Do you have to capture one alive and put it on display? And if you did, would someone then claim it was smuggled into the country, and it's still a hoax? If you've got an issue where some people consider it worthwhile to expend some effort to fool the public, then it's tough because they can be quite devious and ingenious in their hoaxing.

    1. Re:Hoaxes and Hillbillies by HvitRavn · · Score: 1
  60. Another day, another beast by FishandChips · · Score: 1

    I live in a dense populated country (UK) with no native large wild cats. For at least twenty years now there have been persistent claims of pumas or leopards living wild here, probably released by their owners when keeping them was made illegal. Numerous press reports, even books on the subject. At one stage army snipers were called in for a stake-out. Sightings are usually referred to as "The Beast" - the Beast of Bodmin, the Beast of Exmoor, and only last week half a dozen miles away claims of a sighting of the Beast of Long Hanborough.

    One Beast, it was claimed, broke into someone's outhouse and stole several pounts of sausages from a fridge. The householder said they were alerted by the noise of the break-in and a terrible slurping sound. They stayed in their bedroom, quaking.

    Just one problem. No body. No solid, untainted scientific evidence from anywhere in the world. In fact, nada.

    We'd all like to believe it, I guess. We all have a deep, primitive need to believe it, perhaps. All of human history is full of tales of terrible but elusive predators, part real, part nightmare. The writer Bruce Chatwin theorized that this is the subconscious recalling the days earlier in our evolution when proto-humans were easy prey for big cats like sabre-toothed tigers.

    Perhaps this is rather like alien sightings or ley lines. There are plenty of them where people believe in them and study them, and none at all where people don't.

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  61. Re:Wonderful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    whilst this is a great troll, anyone who was dumb enough to join mensa can't be taken seriously.

  62. Maybe it's.. by sebgeek · · Score: 1
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  63. Be proud, old man hunter... by rinkjustice · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You just blew the head off a georgeous and rare animal (check the pic out)

    Ugh. My stomach did a cartwheel.

    1. Re:Be proud, old man hunter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugh. My stomach did a cartwheel.

      What, why? You're too good for a catburger or something? How about a foreign predator eats rinkjustice for lunch!?

    2. Re:Be proud, old man hunter... by johansalk · · Score: 1

      36 of the 37 wild cat species are already at near-extinction, and this guy is posing in pride. My stomach too did a cartwheel.

    3. Re:Be proud, old man hunter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) The animal isn't that rare. It's only endangered in parts of it's natural range, and common enough that hunting it legally is ok in many areas. It's just a black sub-species of the common american cougar that is exploding in population in California and occasionally eats a hippy jogger. (I support it's diet and continuing population growth.) It has a large captive breeding population in the US, unfortunately often by people who don't realize how big it will get and don't have proper facilities to keep it.

      2) The animal charged him. Generally, a cougar or puma that will even hang around humans, or shows interest in them by watching and following them, should be removed or shot if there is no place to transport it to.

      3) The animal is a non-native species in Australia. It should probably be exterminated from that continent. Look at the disasters and extinctions that resulted from the introduction of the European rabbit and fox to that continent.

    4. Re:Be proud, old man hunter... by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      Jesus Christ.... Wipe the tears from your face, calm down your poor little stomach, fire up Google, and REALIZE THERE AREN'T ANY FREAKING CATS NATIVE TO AUSTRALIA!

    5. Re:Be proud, old man hunter... by mortong · · Score: 1

      Don't worry Rinkjustice. Look closely at the photo. He just blew the head off of a "georgeous and rare" stray cat.

  64. They don't have it (the cat), he threw it away!!! by whoda · · Score: 1

    From TFA:
    "The retired engineer said he lugged the cat back to his camp, but put the carcass into the river after removing the tail and photographing it."

    There is where this whole thing turns into a hoax. He got some friend who was vacationing in Indonesia to buy an exotic animal tail and they made the rest of the story up.

  65. Thundercat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thundercats HO!

  66. Because it's a hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot, news for the gullible.

  67. Clinton did it by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    My bet is that GWB's admin will shortly have a report out with loads of evidence to show that Clinton released all the cats out there, just so that he could have some pussy (probably have both bill and hillary doing it).

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    1. Re:Clinton did it by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      He could decide to invade Australia to catch the cats .. like that time he sent several covert strike missions to some jungles as he heard there were "guerillas in the mist"

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  68. This certainly smells like a hoax by xixax · · Score: 1

    The guy was on the news tonight, and his story was as fishy as. The reasons as to why he came back with such lousy proof are just odd, and he's heading off by himself to retrieve the rest (any day now) in secret for some poorly defined reason. If it was for real, you'd think he'd be pretty keen to at least have it up behind the bar at the local pub or something, the story's vibe was just wrong.

    I am surprised that it's made the front page of Slashdot, then again...

    Xix.
    (off to watch the MST3K episode of "Puma Man")

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    1. Re:This certainly smells like a hoax by SnowZero · · Score: 1

      The photo looks like forced perspective. We have no way to gauge the distance of the carcas compared to the hunter and his motorcycle. He isn't standing next to it, which would be the norm for an actual depiction of size, and the focus on the two objects does not seem that good (different distances, perhaps?).

      My guess is that he shot a large feral housecat, strung it up in a tree and took a picture with him far behind it, in order to make it look large. That would explain why his bullet made the entire head/neck explode, which I find unlikely for a regular rifle on an 85kg cat.

    2. Re:This certainly smells like a hoax by gronofer · · Score: 1

      I don't think a DNA analysis of the tail would prove anything either, since it could have been obtained elsewhere.

  69. I smell a fish by bondjamesbond · · Score: 1

    First, he got rid of the proof (except for the "tail"). Then, there is a Mr. ROSWELL in the story? As in NewMexicoCrashedUFO ROSWELL?? Fishier and fishier.

  70. I saw some awful things in Nam ... by Conspir8or · · Score: 1
    ... but you really have to wonder at the mentality that would desecrate a helpless puma!
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  71. Nice going asshole! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What did he have to kill it for?
     
    /hoping for criminal charges

  72. Somthing like a Thylacine? by FeriteCore · · Score: 1
    Southeastern costal areas? That's the part closest to Tasmania.

    There are big cats native to the islands north of Australia. A lot of WWII happend there, too. If American service men obtained big cats for mascots this is probably where they came from.

    Where were the bases where Americans were stationed? I think that for the Americans Austrailia was a base for air crews flying missions into the war zone, a forward base of operations closer to the war zone, and a R&R destination closer to the war zone. I think many of the Americans in Australia were in the Northern part. I'm speculating. Can somebody out there who knows clue us in?

    I would imagine that the climate etc of the northern part of Australia would be more like the native teritory of these cats. I think they would be more likly to establish a self sustaining breeding population. This is possibly a weak argument, non-native species somtimes do well outside their native climate.

    South Eastern Austrailia is, however, the part that is the nearest to Tasmainia, home of the Thylacine. Tasmania does have a fauna distinct fauna that of the mainland of Australia. However, it may be that something similar, or filling a similar niche could have evolved on the mainland. Or humans may have introduced them to the mainland.

    This is an incredable long shot, obviously. But it would not be the first time that an animal thought to be extinct was discovered alive outside of what its native ranged was believed to be. If it was a new, large marsupial this would be truly exciting.

    All we have here are opossums.

  73. Examine the photograph ... by donak · · Score: 1

    I read the article in my Sunday paper (I'm well north of Gippsland) and the first thing that struck me was how sharply focused the "Great Hunter" and the background was ... and how fuzzy the "Monster Cat/Puma/Beast" was.

    Ever seen a fishermans "prize catch"? A herring held real close to the camera lens looks just like the Great White Shark out of the Jaws Movie.

    Panther? Puma? Porcine Avionics!

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  74. Your story v.s. History by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    RE: Americans and big cats

    1. Bigs cats are not native to Oz.

    2. Difficult for American aviators to smuggle a big cat in.

    3. I've heard of German and Brit aviators with bigs cats.

    Question - Pardon my stupidity, but why does the article suggest only American aviators as a source of the big cats. Couldn't Brit, Australian, or other Allied aviators have had one as a mascot?

    RE: Russia had things almost finished before America came along. Why did America wait so long?

    Before shooting yourself in the foot, check the facts, man.

    1. When did the war start?
    2. When should America have joined the Allies?
    3. At what point did it change from a regional issue to one involving the world?

    Check out some basic facts.

    • America declared war on the Axis shortly after 7 Dec 1941. Should America gotten involved 6 months earlier, say 22 June 1941? (Be careful how you answer this, Germany and USSR jointly attacked Poland and other countries prior to Operation Barbarossa.)

      Many historians say the war started on 1 Sept 1939 when USSR and Germany invaded Poland. (That's when England and France declared war on Germany.)

      Others say it started when Germany and USSR signed their secret "non-aggression treaty" to invade and divide up independent countries. Should America have declared war on Germany (and USSR) then? (I'm sure your history teachers taught why the USSR started fighting Germany. Did your history teachers explain why the USSR actively started the war on the side of the Axis?)

      Others say it started in 1937 when Japan invaded China. Or 1931 when Japan invaded Manchuria. Maybe the USA should have declared war on Japan and Germany way back then? (You'd think someone invading your neighboring country would make you uncomfortable. But maybe Japan and USSR had an "understanding.")

    • Why did Russia wait so long before declaring war on Japan? Why did they wait until only DAYS before Japan's surrender? Why take the trouble and spend the money to declare war and send troops. What benefit was there for Stalin? (Hint: Don't look in USSR history books, look in Chinese and Japanese history books.)

    • If America waited so long to get involved, why do so many people complain that America violated neutrality before 7 December 1941?

    • If USSR had so much done on its own, why did America and Britain send so many Lend-Lease convoys to the USSR? Why were so many planes flown from America to USSR?

    • Several times, American troops were prevented from advancing because Monty was falling behind.

    • At the Yalta conference, Stalin used this argument. His goal was to gain a larger share of postwar Europe (and Asia.) I'm sure the Russian history books would repeat this claim, regardless of it's truth.

    • After Dunkirk, Britain was crying for American arms and help. When America sent help, some people complained. If America hadn't come, no doubt the same people would have complained.

    I won't say America did it without major help from all the Allies. Nobody did it on their own. Someone pointed out that while Bletchly Park broke the codes, the info was useless without an ordinary soldier acting on the info.

  75. Ode to Spot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Felis Cattus, is your taxonomic nomenclature,
    an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature?
    Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses
    contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.

    I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
    a singular development of cat communications
    that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
    for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.

    A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
    you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
    And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion,
    it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

    O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display
    connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
    And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
    I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

    Data, "Schisms"

  76. Anybody read the article? by SocietyoftheFist · · Score: 1

    They took DNA evidence which seems to be gettng glossed over.

  77. What the fuck is this shit? by ALpaca2500 · · Score: 1

    so, this type of animal is EXREMELY RARE in australia. so what does this dickwad do? he FUCKING KILLS IT. good job asshole!

    1. Re:What the fuck is this shit? by vrioux · · Score: 1

      I think the exact same thing. What a fucking shitfull asshole. Makes me sick.

    2. Re:What the fuck is this shit? by rugger · · Score: 1

      You don't get it, do you?

      There are not meant to be any wild cats in australia. In the Australian environment, they do a lot of damage because most of the wildlife simply doesn't have a defense against predators like cats and foxes.

      Wild cats, in Australia at least, need to be shot whenever possible to protect other native species. Its not pretty, its not nice, and it not really fair either, but there is little alternative.

    3. Re:What the fuck is this shit? by vrioux · · Score: 1

      Wild cats, in Australia at least, need to be shot whenever possible to protect other native species. Its not pretty, its not nice, and it not really fair either, but there is little alternative.

      Man, do you seriously think killing ONE of these things will change ANYTHING? I guess not. Well killing them all would change everything, but if we deploy enough forces to track and kill them all, why not track and capture them all for better things like putting them elsewhere or in zoos, or at least, keeping a few alives to prevent the cat's extinction?

      You see, killing just isn't the answer anymore. There's so much species near extinction on the planet that your morality is extremely questionable. Hunting for food is on the limit of acceptable. Killing for fun or because the cat is making a mess of the area is just stupid in these times. Go kill something MUCH MORE harmfull to the environment like humans, instead... Man, what a stupid tought.

  78. i thought i was at Fark by kayen_telva · · Score: 1

    the quality of articles continues its slow decline
    a questionable story from a questionable source not related to linux,computers, REAL science, or even windows.
    whats next, linking to loch ness stories ? come on editors !

  79. That's no black rope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it's a displacer beast tentacle! ...and he threw away the skin! ...loser!

  80. OK, so the guy shot the cat..... by ShadowOfMe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But who the hell shot the picture?

  81. Re:Kzin invade at last ! by westyx · · Score: 1

    if it was a kzinti recon, it'd be the hunter strung up, not the other way around.

  82. Cryptozoologocats? by planetoid · · Score: 1
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  83. So the Cat never attacked him... by Banner · · Score: 1

    but he shot it anyways, while it was running away. Gee, such a dangerous animal.

    I find it funny that they can't tell the difference between a leopard and a puma. Here's a hint, pumas don't come in black! Only Leopards and Jaguars do (in the big cat family).

  84. Gol darnit... by mblase · · Score: 1

    How does one confuse a leopard with a puma, especially when the animal in question is not running, but lying dead in front of you?

    Simmons, what have I told you about starting Slashdot stories about mythical animals?

  85. You're Right it's a DOMESTIC CAT!! by Banner · · Score: 1

    Okay, After reading your comment I went back and took a good hard look at the picture, you're right, it's a domestic cat.
    How do I know? I used to own a leopard (legally) and have handled several more for animal facilities over the years. The tail is too short, the feet are too small, the coloring is off, and the body shape isn't right.

    That isn't a leopard.

  86. Re-examing the picture, it's a fake. by Banner · · Score: 1

    I posted this above in response to another post:

    Okay, After reading your comment I went back and took a good hard look at the picture, you're right, it's a domestic cat.
    How do I know? I used to own a leopard (legally) and have handled several more for animal facilities over the years. The tail is too short, the feet are too small, the coloring is off, and the body shape isn't right.

    That isn't a leopard.

  87. Steve Jobs should be happy.... by 8127972 · · Score: 1

    .... He has another big cat to name an operating system after.

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  88. humans are predators by SethJohnson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Considering how much damage smaller introduced animals (cats, dogs, rats, mice, rabbits, foxes, cane toads, et al) have done to our wildlife, do we really want much larger ones running around unchecked?

    Some extinct Australian creatures, like the Tasmanian Tiger, would probably include humans in your list.

    Seth

    1. Re:humans are predators by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      I think that human prisoners count as "larger ones"...

  89. Evidence by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Cant have that pesky evidence that you faked it all laying around.

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  90. it was a wolf by SethJohnson · · Score: 1

    Here is an analysis of the DNA describing it as a wolf.

    Here is an article in Audubon magazine titled, "How Tasmania's Marsupial Wolf Became Extinct."

    So, I think you have no idea what you're anonymously talking about.

    Seth

    1. Re:it was a wolf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's neither.
      Wolves are canine. Cats are feline. And are placental mammals.
      The marsupial "Tasmanian Tiger" or "wolf" is a thycaline.
      The role the thycalines played in Australia is similar to that of other top predators such as the wolf and big cats. It's a good example of convergent evolution. Marsupials diverged from placental mammals over 100 million years ago.

  91. get him out of ze fucking water by op00to · · Score: 1

    Steve Zissou: I'm going to find it and I'm going to destroy it. Possibly with dynamite.
    Scientist: What would be the scientific purpose of killing it?
    Steve Zissou: Revenge.

  92. Ballistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I hunt. Bullets do not send animals flying, nor do they cause such explosive damage--even rapid expanding bullets. They leave a cone of damage that MAY be bigger at the exit wound. Most often this is the case.but there is no "explosion" resulting from hydrostatic shock. A skull would not blow apart like that. They are hard. I'd say that was a housecat popped with a .22 or maybe even a smallbore shotgun.

    There is a lot of BS about terminal ballistics out there because of Hollywood, videogames, and little boys. Don't think you know about it until you've seen it.

    1. Re:Ballistics by tylernt · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Not only that, if he shot the shoulder while the cat bounding towards him, any damage would be restricted to the shoulder and what's behind it. Not anything in front of it, like the head or neck.

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  93. But did it make a sound? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a hunter shoots a big cat in the middle of Australia and no one is arround, does it still make a sound?

  94. Preservative by Ironsides · · Score: 1

    On land you have flies and other carnivores, as well as the smell coming off the carcas. In the water you hide the smell thus keeping most animals in a 20 mile range from finding the carcas. Think similar reasons to why carnivores burry/cover with dirt a prey they can't finish in one sitting.

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  95. Interesting... by petrus4 · · Score: 1

    The primary species of large cat usually featured in Australian cryptozoological reports AFAIK is the thylacine, a large and very strange looking marcupial. They normally primarily appeared in Tasmania, but we had a few here on the mainland. They were supposed to have become extinct in the 30s, but people still see them occasionally, and a friend of my father's has sworn he saw one in front of his car in Gippsland one night...scared him half to death, he said.

    The cat in that photo doesn't appear to look anything like a thylacine, however. I never would have thought cougars born in captivity would be able to live in the wild over here, although there is livestock for them, and they could try and take on roos as well if they were sufficiently ambitious or hungry. I wouldn't place bets as to who'd come out second from a serious argument between a cougar and a large red roo though, either. ;)

    Given both the remoteness and the bizarre climate of Gippsland though (I've seen mosquitos in midwinter) I woudn't be entirely surprised if just about anything could live down there.

  96. Open Mind by gone.fishing · · Score: 1

    While I'll agree with the people that say that parts of the story sound unbelieveable, I think that with the tail for DNA testing there is enough evidence so that we should keep an "open mind" and wait and see what the testing reveals.

    Also, having been interviewed and "quoted" by a newspaper before, I can tell you that the possibility exists that the story he told the reporter is not the one that you read. The reporter may have misquoted him or the editors may have changed the story enough so that if you asked the retired engineer; he may tell you that the story you read was hardly recognizable as the one he told! These guys are far more interested in selling their paper and ads than they are in telling the real story.

    I've heard local stories about odd animals in the woods here in Minnesota (including albino sasquaches) and while I don't exactly believe them - but I've seen some strange things in the woods myself, including a pile of scat that was so big I would have hated to see the animal that left it! I've seen freak of nature animals that include white (not albino) deer, black and white squirrils. People I trust have told me about black deer and a grey bear (who I assume was a very old black bear).

  97. What a huge cat! Now look at this huge spider... by kronocide · · Score: 1

    http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp

    Look at the pic again. It's just an ordinary domestic cat hanging close to the camera. It also explains why it has no head. An ordinary cat's head comes off a lot easier (by maybe a larger predator? dog?) than the head of a puma!

  98. Lance Henriksen and his credit card by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

    Lance Henriksen and his credit card?????

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  99. It's an ordinary cat close to the camera by kronocide · · Score: 1

    Once you realize it it is so obvious. The head can have been taken off by a dog or other larger predator. It might even be a roadkill. Just look at the picture again. It's bloody hilarious, especially when "experts" come forward and proclaim to know the species and breed of cat and how it got its head blown off, and readers moderate them to 5:Informative. Hahahaha!

  100. Leopuma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a cross between a leopard and a puma, bred for it's magical powers.

  101. Jaguar? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Mr Engel said he found the remains of a freshly killed wombat nearby, which had had its skull crushed."

    How many other big cats kill their prey by crushing their skulls. I know this is a signature of the way Jaguars kill their prey. Most big cats well strangle by the throat region, then again it's only a wombat. How big do wombats get.

  102. From a logical viewpoint... by cbreaker · · Score: 1

    I'm sure a cat species, that nobody has ever been able to confirm even existed, posed a HUGE PROBLEM to the outback wildlife environment.

    Seriously, give me a break.

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  103. Obligatory by cdrdude · · Score: 1

    In soviet russia, the cat shoots you!

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  104. Nice.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The cats are said to be descendants of animals that either escaped from zoos or circuses or were released by US airmen who kept them as mascots while stationed in Australia in World War II. "


    More americans fucking up the environment. It's Kyoto all over again. No wonder the Muslims want them dead! I'm French and I'd never hurt the environment.

  105. It's an ordinary cat close to the camera by kronocide · · Score: 1

    Once you see it it's so obvious. It lost its head to a dog, a car, a larger predator or something like that. Here's a larger version of the picture.
    http://www.thesundaymail.news.com.au/common/story_ page/0,5936,16855046%255E903,00.html

    The article says:
    "Kurt Engel photographed the dead animal and cut off its tail after shooting it while hunting deer in rugged terrain near Sale in June."

    But look at the picture. There is a neat pile of firewood behind Kurt and it looks like a lawn in front of him and there's a dirt road close by--in this supposedly "rugged terrain." My guess is the poor cat is hanging from the porch roof.

    It's hilarious though, especially with all the people proclaiming to know what species cat it is. You can be had.

  106. More evidence of fakery by kronocide · · Score: 1

    There is sunlight falling on the front of Kurt. The cat's body is in shadow (or you would see reflexes). This is not possible if the cat body is large and hanging only some feet in front of Kurt, but perfectly consistent with it hanging close to the camera, with some other object (e.g., a roof) shading it from the sun.

    1. Re:More evidence of fakery by the+real+manta · · Score: 1

      It's hard to see online but from looking at the printed photo the cat is out of focus whilst Kurt and his motorbike are in sharp focus.

  107. Photo is an obvious fake by the+real+manta · · Score: 1

    Have a look at the photo - I had a good look yesterday on the front page of this laughable so-called newspaper. In the foreground you can see an out-of-focus black cat hanging from a piece of string. In the background note the in-focus hunter and motorbike - I'd say he's at least 4 or 5 metres behind the 'big cat'. In my estimation this makes the cat at most 60 cm (that's 2 feet for you Americans) long from the remains of its head to its stretched out hind leg. Hardly a monster. At most a relatively large feral domestic cat (which are very common in southest Australia).

  108. Obvious fake photo by the+real+manta · · Score: 1

    This photo is an obvious fake. I examined it in some detail yesterday on the front page of this laughable so-called newspaper.

    For those who have not seen the photoraphic 'evidence' there is an out-of-focus cat hanging in the foreground which, at first glance appears to be quite big. Then in the background there is the hunter standing next to his motorbike - both sharply in focus, as is the bushland behind him. This puts the cat very close to the camera, and the hunter about 4 or 5 metres back, in my estimation making the cat at most about 60 cm from the remains of its head to its extended hind leg. This appears to be a fairly large feral domestic cat (note: very common in southeast Australia) and not a puma (note: no evidence of their existence in southeast Australia).

  109. Kill Santa Claus by mortong · · Score: 1

    "Kurt has killed an urban legend," Mr Williams said. There's something a little sad in that statement. In fact, I'm reminded of the day I found out Santa Claus wasn't real.

    1. Re:Kill Santa Claus by typical · · Score: 1

      "Kurt has killed an urban legend," Mr Williams said. There's something a little sad in that statement. In fact, I'm reminded of the day I found out Santa Claus wasn't real.

      A true analogy would have Santa Claus catching a .308 between the eyes and losing the back of his head. *That* would be sad.

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  110. I call BS by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    Aren't you breaking the law by not helping bring the rapists to justice?

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  111. Pumas aren't black by Banner · · Score: 1

    There is no such animal as a 'Black puma', cougars do not come in black, it's a myth.

    Having spent over a decade raising them, and knowing all major breeders in the world, no one has ever seen a black cougar who was a reliable witness. Furthermore, no pictures of any exist.

    Wiki (as is often the case because it isn't fact, it's opinion) is well off base on this.

  112. Regular cat? by biraneto2 · · Score: 1

    It looks like a regular cat, but it's closer to the camera. You can even see that it has at least a motorbike between then. Looks like hoaxes are taking control of /. this days.

  113. poor cat by luther349 · · Score: 1

    if it is true it was large cat or a puma why would the guy shoot it. for 1 cats only hunt things smaller then them so he was in no danger of attack why you think it changed direction. lets not forget if this is true it would make it rare and illagle to kill. it was probly just wondering what he was and checking him out. all large felines are known for that cats and otherwise.

  114. "Hunter" by Kadmos · · Score: 1

    "The retired engineer said he lugged the cat back to his camp, but put the carcass into the river after removing the tail and photographing it."

    "Hunter" I doubt. What sort of idiot would dispose of a carcass by putting it in a river where it will pollute it for weeks. Try digging figgen hole next time mate.

    "The bullet entered behind the cat's shoulder and blew its head off, he said."

    Yeah, not only did it blow the head off but it also caused all the remains and bones to vanish into thin air too I bet.

    He appeard on one of the crappy commercial TV channels last night, his story was all over the place and he described the "encounter" as though he had read it in a book.

  115. Re:I call retard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aren't you being retarded by putting his feet to the fire for saying he has an image of a criminal act? He may or may not have taken the picture, or personally known the soldiers. Give the website a look. It's like a fark.com clone. I don't see you asking Drew Curtis to go after Goatse for obscenity charges just because he's seen the image. "Drew, can you indentify the owner of this stretched anus?"

  116. Crikey! by bluetoad · · Score: 1

    Crikey, look at this little beauty! Let's go up and have a good look at him. Bang!

  117. Ferocious animals in Oz by BatwingTLM · · Score: 1

    yeah, there aren't much in the way of large ferocious animals in Oz, but I tell you, if it's not venomous, it's poisonous.

    However, Kangaroos are pretty vicious in the wild, they will disembowel a person, no problems. Spiders and Snakes, have them in ample supply. Ever seen an angry Emu?

    Dangerous place Australia...

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  118. Cryptozoology by pipingguy · · Score: 1


    Loren Coleman has been promoting his book(s) by signing up to a bunch of mailing lists over the past few years. He got kicked-off snopes by Barb because it became obvious that he was just there for marketing purposes.

  119. Well, it is Australia, after all by elrous0 · · Score: 1
    Natural selection favours those that don't pick a fight unless absolutely necessary for survival.

    Maybe the cat was drunk or pissed off about some football loss.

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  120. URGENT ASSISTANCE by eric_juliet · · Score: 1

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