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Proposed Legislation Would Outlaw "Cyberbullying" in US

physman_wiu writes "We all remember the recent incident of 13-year-old Megan Meier. Now legislation is set to be passed at least in Missouri (and possibly through Congress) that would make cyberbullying illegal. The new legislation (PDF) reads: 'Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication, with the intent to coerce, intimidate, harass, or cause substantial emotional distress to a person, using electronic means to support severe, repeated, and hostile behavior, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.' Now, this seems like a great piece of legislation — until I get put in jail for some kid on WOW calling the Feds on me." Eugene Volokh is not impressed.

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  1. Also we should outlaw the breaking of hearts. by spazdor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't worry. In prison we'll have plenty of time to sit around and think of the children.

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    1. Re:Also we should outlaw the breaking of hearts. by lpq · · Score: 1

      Hey..."think of the children?" -- Most common violators of cyberbullying are other children at school, they'll be in the adolescent ward down the hall to the left.

    2. Re:Also we should outlaw the breaking of hearts. by iwein · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, you're on slashdot.

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    3. Re:Also we should outlaw the breaking of hearts. by clam666 · · Score: 1

      You've got to be schizering me.

      Coerce or harrass? I'm pretty sure there were a few landmark cases about First Amendment rights and being able to harrass and coerce people. Does this mean that I can cry foul when I see something "icky" on TV that "upsets" me?

      It's getting time to buy a boat built to last and get the hell off off the American land-mass.

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  2. WOW - get a load of that obscurity by unity100 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    with the intent to coerce, intimidate, harass, or cause substantial emotional distress to a person, how are they gonna tell what is which ?
    1. Re:WOW - get a load of that obscurity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      What?!?!

      Why the fuck does which is which matter?

      I swear to god you stupid motherfucker, if you your bullshit drivel even one more motherfucking time I am going to climb through this tube and smack the shit out of you. I'll kick your dog while I'm there, and piss on your flowers.

      No one wants to read what you write. It is lame. You are lame by extension. Your whole family is very likely equally lame. Lick my sack.

      In short, fuck you and the packets you rode in one.

      You are a waste of carbon and water.

      Yuo == fuckface

    2. Re:WOW - get a load of that obscurity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Fuck you. You're a complete fuckwit. Go fuck your... oh, hold on... someone at the door -

    3. Re:WOW - get a load of that obscurity by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      with the intent to coerce, intimidate, harass, or cause substantial emotional distress to a person,
      how are they gonna tell what is which ?
      No kidding. This much ambiguity will make most everyone on slashdot a criminal. Of course, with the way US laws are now, pretty much everyone is *some* kind of criminal anyway.
    4. Re:WOW - get a load of that obscurity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a muslim fundamentalist, I can assure you there's no need to worry about the meanings or the fine details. I'll take are of that for you. If you dare to insult the Prophet, I'll invoke this statute -- among many other things -- to punish you. We've been very successful in Europe in getting the wishy-washy liberals to buy into our idea that nobody may insult us or make us feel bad in any way, so now we'd like to get moving with that idea here in the USA.

    5. Re:WOW - get a load of that obscurity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As the person who runs your mail and DNS server, I can screw with you in so many different and interesting ways without getting caught, use your imagination.

      Now stop trying to play bogeyman.

    6. Re:WOW - get a load of that obscurity by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      If they like you and you are a member of a group of people that they like, they let you off with a warning. If you are not, like a right-winger, moderate, libertarian, white person, conservative, Christian, Mormon, older adult, person with a disability, or some other group they hate you will be arrested without a trial, put into a reeducation camp, and processed, until they pass an euthanasia law and then they will be happy to assist you into suicide even if you don't want to die. After that, they will start rounding up those groups of people to kill off 1/3rd of the planet to fight global warming, because we aren't real human beings or even rational to them.

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    7. Re:WOW - get a load of that obscurity by digitig · · Score: 1

      Oh dear, that posting causes me emotional distress. Better hand yourself in now, before they come to get you...

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    8. Re:WOW - get a load of that obscurity by hedwards · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Intention isn't always easy to prove, it would be highly unlikely that any DA would bother trying to prosecute somebody that was just randomly trolling. Murder 1 is a crime of intention, whereas manslaughter is a crime without intention to kill.

      In this case, it's far more likely that this will be used to extend RL rules to the net. Meaning that cyberstalkers, those that mix through multiple types of communication or sites are far more likely to end up being tried than just somebody that's trolling just one site.

      But, really this isn't that much different than laws that ban the sending of threatening letters through the mail or calling people at home repeatedly without permission.

      It's really hard for me to see this as a free speech issue, without having more information. Just because a person can say something doesn't mean that it's constitutionally protected, and I suspect that this legislation will be used in that manner. Abusing the courts can and does get attorneys disbarred, just ask Jack Thompson what the courts feel about it.

      At this point, the legislation hasn't even passed, and could very likely end up being amended, changed or fail to pass at the last minute.

    9. Re:WOW - get a load of that obscurity by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      If you post that question again, I'm going to post a hostile post telling you to shut up.

      uh oh... NOOOOOOOooo. I'm going to prison for two years!

      IF .... ONLY.... I could edit this post ... but it's slashdot not one of a million other boards where I could edit it after I posted!!!

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    10. Re:WOW - get a load of that obscurity by lordofwhee · · Score: 1

      At this point, the legislation hasn't even passed, and could very likely end up being amended, changed or fail to pass at the last minute. HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAAAA!
    11. Re:WOW - get a load of that obscurity by LeBishop · · Score: 1

      And thus we must all be regulated and put under control, for the state knows best!

    12. Re:WOW - get a load of that obscurity by arminw · · Score: 1

      .....or some other group they hate ....

      That is why it is important that the populace be armed, so that "they" whoever they are that might want to come and "get" someone "they" don't like are highly likely to get a bullet in their head for trying that sort of thing. If enough of those that are "hated" by "them" are willing to blow the brains out first of one of "them" then "they" will have a hard time to find enough enforcers that are willing to take a chance to have a piece of lead in their head before they deposit lead in those so "hated".

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    13. Re:WOW - get a load of that obscurity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IAAL.

      Please note:
      "Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication, with the intent to coerce, intimidate, harass, or cause substantial emotional distress to a person,
      using electronic means to support severe, repeated, and hostile behavior,
        shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both"

      The wording requires the behaviour to be all of
      a) severe;
      b) repeated; and
      c) hostile.

      This is not a low barrier to prosecution.

    14. Re:WOW - get a load of that obscurity by edittard · · Score: 1

      Your logic, reasoning and sense of proportion are not welcome here.

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    15. Re:WOW - get a load of that obscurity by unity100 · · Score: 1

      define 'severe' and 'hostile'.

    16. Re:WOW - get a load of that obscurity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, Mahomet fucked 7 year olds and wasn't averse to the odd prostitute, but that doesn't make him a bad guy, right?

    17. Re:WOW - get a load of that obscurity by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      No kidding. This much ambiguity will make most everyone on slashdot a criminal. Of course, with the way US laws are now, pretty much everyone is *some* kind of criminal anyway.

      I must be a criminal, they violated my 4th amentment rights twice last year and everybody knows if you have nothing to hide the 4th amendment doesn't matter. At least that's what the trolls at slashdot tell me.

      Funny that I didn't get arrested. Aren't they supposed to arrest us criminals after they search us?

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    18. Re:WOW - get a load of that obscurity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank God OpenBSD is based in Canada, or the whole development team would be sent to the death row in no time.

    19. Re:WOW - get a load of that obscurity by GIS.thrills · · Score: 1

      the world would be better off without you Anonymous Coward

    20. Re:WOW - get a load of that obscurity by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      You're not alone- I get harrassed by cops all the time. I'm 22 and I'd say I don't fit the normal profile of a 22 year old in my city. I happen to have a very nice job in software development, I wear button up shirts daily, and I contribute to society- showing up to city meetings and .. you know.. paying taxes.

      None-the-less I'm still profiled by police. Last weekend I was having a get-together at my apartment, when who should stop by? The Cops.

      Turns out, one of my neighbors was being loud, and another neighbor must've called in a noise complaint. The cops were in the neighborhood, and I was standing outside with a friend as she smoked a cigarette.

      They approached me as condescendingly and accused me of having underage drinkers upstairs in my apartment. I denied such an allegation, on account of the fact that it simply was not true. They had no basis for that accusation, and it rather pissed me off that I needed to deal with this interrogation, despite the fact that I hadn't broken any laws, not have I given any signs that I may have, or might plan to.

      It was an average get-together with only 10 friends in my apartment. We were not loud, but you could see shadows of people upstairs having a good time through the blinds.

      The cop threatened me with everything including prison, and continued to accuse me of feeding alcohol to underage drinkers- a false claim. I continued to deny and asked why they were making such baseless accusations. That pissed them off.

      Fact of the matter is this- cops have freakin egos. They HATE it if you do something crazy like.. enjoy your rights.

      "Well, if you're not doing anything illegal upstairs, you won't mind if we take a look around.."

      I replied "I see no reason for you to do so, without a warrant."

      That's when I knew they had it out for me. They spent the next 25 minutes harrassing me, trying to get me to trip up and say something that gave them probable cause. They ran all the license plates on the cars in my driveway, basically just trying to inconvenience me at this point.

      Finally they were fed up with the fact they weren't getting anywhere and decided to leave- but before leaving they said "You know we can give you a ticket for the noise complaint." I responded, "No, you can't unless I was violating the city's noise ordinance, which I wasn't and still am not."

      Then they told me they could get a warrant with the drop of a hat, and even though I thought I was mr tough guy, just non-chalantly walking over to them- they knew I was guilty and they were going to get me one way or another.

      I responded, "Truthfully officers, I'm just attempting to enjoy my rights as a citizen, the very same rights that you two were sworn to protect."

      The problem now is that the cops have it out for me. I live in a police state. It's the NH way.

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    21. Re:WOW - get a load of that obscurity by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      How about we get rid of the hate first? Try to solve problems by peaceful means first? Work as a team even if we are all different.

      United States instead of Divided States or Polarized States?

      I'm just tired of seeing my friends and family killed off one by one by Modern Liberals. They've tried to kill me countless times or force me to commit suicide. Just because I am different in some way.

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    22. Re:WOW - get a load of that obscurity by arminw · · Score: 1

      .....How about we get rid of the hate first?....

      When those who hate don't response to love, then they will have to be resisted by force. About 2000 years ago, a person named Jesus Christ who claimed to be God, who came to proclaim God's love was crucified by the then conservatives of the time.

      Because mankind rejected the Prince of peace, as well as the God of peace, war and hate have ruled and will rule until He returns. For now then, evil must be resisted by force if necessary. That is the sad state of affairs of humanity.

      George Washington and his brave band of men had to resist the tyranny of the King of England by force. Some of his time also disagreed with that violent method of liberation from tyranny.

      Those who try to kill you, for who you are or what you believe, not for what evil you have done, must be resisted by force if necessary. You are well within your rights to do so. Every living creature is entitled to fight for its own life and you are no exception. Wild creatures have been given various defense mechanisms to do this, but humans have been given a brain and the ability to construct weapons.

      If need be these weapons maybe or must be used for defense, not attack. You may die in the attempt to defend your own life, but hopefully you will be able to take one of the evil attackers with you into death. If only one out of 100 Jews had been able to do this to their persecutors, the outcome of the Holocaust would have been quite different.

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    23. Re:WOW - get a load of that obscurity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are hereby ordered to report the 12th Circuit Court in Orange County, CA on charges of cyber-bullying. If you fail to appear a warrant will be issued for your arrest.

    24. Re:WOW - get a load of that obscurity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hir iz Link to mi jerknal!
      Wankchickabowow
    25. Re:WOW - get a load of that obscurity by Enos+Shenk · · Score: 1

      'Were after power and we mean it. You fellows were pikers, but we know the real trick, and you better get wise to it. Theres no way to rule innocent men. The only power the government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there arent enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking the laws. Who wants a nation of law-abiding citizens? Whats there in that for anyone? But just pass the kind of laws that can neither be observed nor enforced nor objectively interpreted-and then you create a nation of lawbreakers-and then you cash in on guilt.'

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    26. Re:WOW - get a load of that obscurity by rootooftheworld · · Score: 1

      you didnt kill them? kill youreself, heaven needs you

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  3. Responsibility? by thedrx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Whatever happened to parents' responsibility for what their kids do (including online activities?)

    1. Re:Responsibility? by nightglider28 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They stopped requiring that when mass media came around.

    2. Re:Responsibility? by OverlordQ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And/or simply 'Grow a pair'

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    3. Re:Responsibility? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In the case in question, it was the *PARENT* that was doing it.

      I dunno... seems to me this could all be handled under existing law. I mean, they DID bring charges against the parent.

    4. Re:Responsibility? by LordKronos · · Score: 2

      Whatever happened to parents' responsibility for what their kids do


      While I do agree with you, I can't help but laugh that you said that. The case specifically being cited as the reason for such a law was not a kid being bullied by another kid, but a kid that was more or less goaded into committing suicide by the MOTHER of her friend.
    5. Re:Responsibility? by Ethan+Allison · · Score: 1

      Or for that matter, personal responsibility. The nice thing about the internet is you can filter who can talk to you.

      Besides, provided they're not breaking into your stuff, they can't hurt you. The best way to deal with jerks on the internet is to laugh at them.

    6. Re:Responsibility? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Whatever happened to parents' responsibility for what their kids do
      While I do agree with you, I can't help but laugh that you said that. The case specifically being cited as the reason for such a law was not a kid being bullied by another kid, but a kid that was more or less goaded into committing suicide by the MOTHER of her friend. I think GP was referring to the parent of the kid who killed herself.
    7. Re:Responsibility? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In the case in question, it was the *PARENT* that was doing it. No it was not. And the way you wrote it totally misrepresents what happened.

      It was *A* parent, but NOT THE PARENT OF THE CHILD WHO COMMITTED SUICIDE.

      Obviously this lady is fucked in the head to torment a kid like that.
      But obviously too the girl who killed herself had more problems than just being manipulated by someone on the net.

      It may have been the straw that broke the camel's back, but anyone who commits suicide because someone played an elaborate and humiliating practical joke on them over the internet is already in severe need of help. Help that apparently her own parents failed to provide.

      Sticks and stones...
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    8. Re:Responsibility? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Whatever happened to parenting in general? Its been out the window for a while now.

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    9. Re:Responsibility? by thedrx · · Score: 1

      I was more refering to the law, rather than the cited suicide case.

      Why should it be my problem that someone I am (theoritically, I don't "chat" with random people) chatting with might be a poor, helpless child who might cut itself for just about anything I say?

      Unfortunately, the irresponsible parents who let their kids run around and kill themselves are the ones who are in the majority here -- they vote in the people who make such inane legislation happen. They prefer to, rather than do some, I don't know, parenting, entrust their kids to an endless game of 'think of the children' laws. I sometimes wonder why they are called parents...

      Then again, I'm not saying anything new.

    10. Re:Responsibility? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Whatever happened to parents' responsibility for what their kids do

      Kids??? I've been called all kinds of nasty names on the web by retired people. Just find a forum where your viewpoint is not popular, and you'll get called every name ever invented. Hell, half the emacs-vs-vi debate participants would be locked up.

    11. Re:Responsibility? by snkline · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually it was the employee of a parent of the friend of the child who committed suicide.

      But that is frankly beside the point anyways. After reviewing as much of what happened in this case as is available to the general public, while what this woman did was sick, I no longer think it was the proximate cause of the girl committing suicide. It is very evident when you dig a little deeper into the story, that it was her own mother's reaction when Meghan tried to talk about what had happened that pushed her over the edge. She didn't get a nasty message and decide to hang herself. She got some nasty messages, tried to talk to her mom about it, her mom blew her off because she didn't like the language Meghan had used in her chatting, she cried out to her mom that she was supposed to be on her side, THEN went up to her room and immediately killed herself.

      I still think the woman who perpetrated the hoax was a horrible horrible person. However, I feel Meghan's mother has to be held somewhat accountable. She knew her daughter suffered from depression, she saw her daughter was very upset. But rather than comfort her, she grew angry because Meghan had been talking naughty online. A decision I think she will regret to her dying day.

    12. Re:Responsibility? by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Sorry but Modern Liberals have outlawed responsibility and just tell parents to let their children do whatever they want, never spank them or correct them, or else be accused of child abuse and have social services take the child away.

      "Yes, he gave his child a time out in the corner for 15 minutes, and all the child did was destroy his CD collection with a hammer. That child suffered serious emotional and psychological distress and had his creative urges silenced and he should be allowed to smash anything he wants with a hammer and not be punished for that. That child could be the next Andy Warhol. Take the child away and put the father in jail for 4 years on charges of child abuse."

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    13. Re:Responsibility? by lawaetf1 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And I hope you don't have any kids. Would you tell a 13 year old boy that gets beat up every day in the locker room that he should simply grow a pair? The world of children and teenagers is far crueler, on average, than that which we face in adulthood (unless you end up in prison).

      I can remember in high school a group of "friends" that would talk about and look forward to gym class as it was a chance to turn the lights out in the locker room and gang up on the same fat kid, day after day after day.

      "grow a pair"
      Again, I hope you have no children. Assholes tend to raise assholes. There is certainly a stressful path to adulthood but indifference like yours to chronic cruelty is a sure way to make the world a worse place.

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    14. Re:Responsibility? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on, Responsibility is erased of American vocabulary forever!
      A guy runover a 74 years old man in Hartford: where is the driver?
      Florida and Michigan broke the rules set 4 years ago by the DNC: sit their delegates!
      People get Sub-prime loans to buy 2 million dollars houses with a 30k year income: bail them out with our money!
      CEOs and Bank owners play hardball with our money, and lose billions of it: bail them out as well, as well with our money!
      Our economy is crumbling down to pieces, on a REAL structural crisis that is going to make us a third world country: lets bomb Iran to stone age!

      So, USA is dead, not only economically, but morally as well. I am living this country forever...

    15. Re:Responsibility? by courseofhumanevents · · Score: 1

      Holy shit, you can beat people up over the internet now? AWESOME!

    16. Re:Responsibility? by thedrx · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, but how exactly is child beating related in any way to responsibility?

      If anything, it's an example of gross irresponsibility.

    17. Re:Responsibility? by Admiral+Justin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I got beat up in school, and I had to learn to fight back.

      Heck, I started high school by backhanding a bully in class. We became good friends after that.

      You can take your precious little snowflake to bubblewrap middle school where the books all have pages with thick dull edges so the kids won't get papercuts, and all the classes are in the same room so the kid doesn't have to strain himself by walking with books from class to class, then after school the kid can go play a sport where they don't actually allow "losers" or "winners" because that promotes feelings of HAVING DONE SOMETHING.

      As Carlin put it, we do this all for what, to save a few thousand lives?

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    18. Re:Responsibility? by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      I agree with pretty much everything you said, but look where it leaves us...
      This law may be quite justifiable from your line of reasoning.
      1. Part of normal adult responsibility is recognizing when the person you are verbally attacking is potentially fragile - if speaking to your own kid some way would even possibly, even by a remote chance, be child abuse, then you have more duty to the rest of society to avoid it when speaking to someone else's child you don't know so well, not less.
      2. Laws that come into effect 'when the straw breaks the camel's back' are actually pretty common. If you attend a few trials, you're likely to hear the DA refer to this or that act as the 'straw that broke' quite often. Frequently, there will be arguments between DA and defense about whether some part of a whole series of actions raise the whole to premeditation, or count as an agrievating circumstance, or make the whole case serious enough to justify invoking the law. You'll hear for example, that making an obscene gesture didn't rise to the level of assault, but shaking a fist in someone's face was clearly the straw that broke the camel's back as far as the law is concerned.

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    19. Re:Responsibility? by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      So time-outs in the corner are child beating by your opinion? Is that why your parents never disciplined you and you turned into an illresponsible adult that thinks that giving a child a time-out in the corner is the same thing as a child beating?

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    20. Re:Responsibility? by Kamokazi · · Score: 1

      Since the Democrats became mindless idiots that think only they know how to raise other people's kids, and the Republicans became too concerned about their stock portfolos to care.

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    21. Re:Responsibility? by Xtravar · · Score: 4, Informative

      People with depression tend to have parental relationships like that. When the parents are the emotionally needy, withholding ones, the child becomes hyper-sensitive to others.

      A good book to read on the topic is The Drama of the Gifted child by Alice Miller.

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    22. Re:Responsibility? by thedrx · · Score: 1

      I'm consufed, you took everything from my post and twisted it beyond recognition.

      Where did I mention time-outs? Where did I mention anything about me being responsible or not? Or whether my parents beat me or not?

      I was refering to what you called spanking. Do you think a 250 lbs gorilla of a man should be able to beat a helpless 4-year old kid (even with an open hand, whatever) and walk free? I'm not saying that kids should run free uncontrolled, but I'm not exactly for beating your kids to train them like circus animals.

      Add to that the fact that half of the people alive are on the other side of the Bell curve, and that statistically more kids are born to such parents.

      This is quite a broad topic though, generalizing it doesn't really acomplish anything.

    23. Re:Responsibility? by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      Maybe because I mentioned them in this quote

      "Yes, he gave his child a time out in the corner for 15 minutes, and all the child did was destroy his CD collection with a hammer. That child suffered serious emotional and psychological distress and had his creative urges silenced and he should be allowed to smash anything he wants with a hammer and not be punished for that. That child could be the next Andy Warhol. Take the child away and put the father in jail for 4 years on charges of child abuse."

      Time-outs are like spanking without the violence or physical hurt. That is what I was talking about, and you mentioned was child beatings.

      I think that parents should use Love and Logic and give time-outs and empathy. You over reacted like the Liberal in the story and claimed it was the same as child beatings. Do I look and sound like Maddox to you?

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    24. Re:Responsibility? by aztektum · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It might be me, but if I knew my kid had problems with depression, as this girls mother has said she did, I wouldn't be letting them spend much time online, particularly unsupervised.

      If I had kids, they'd hate me. Keyloggers FTW, accounts w/ passwords I know. As they got older I'd get less restrictive, but I would understand it is not the worlds job to watch my kids.

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    25. Re:Responsibility? by moderatorrater · · Score: 0

      But rather than comfort her, she grew angry because Meghan had been talking naughty online That's not fair to her mom, though. In spite of what children think, parents are still human, and they can react wrongly. The truth is that Meghan talking to the person on the other end in that way was just wrong, and that if Meghan hadn't gotten into those conversations, she wouldn't have had the problem. Instead of confronting the problem that Meghan had at the time, it sounds like she went for trying to prevent it happening in the future the only way that Meghan could have. The mother had no control whatsoever over the person on the other side of the chats, but she had some control over Meghan, and she focused on that.

      Although you're right in that her mother will be haunted by that for the rest of her life. The mother's going to crucify herself over and over again for that mistake; let's give her the benefit of the doubt and say that, at the time, compassion would have been nice but her reaction was completely logical unless she knew what was going to happen.
    26. Re:Responsibility? by PitaBred · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Maybe that "fat kid" shouldn't be so focused on himself or his studies that he forgets to exercise or that people are different.

      I wasn't bullied in high school. I got into a few shouting matches, shoved a few times, but overall, it wasn't bad. The kids who had it bad? They were the ones who THOUGHT they were smarter than everyone else, and didn't realize that answering every question the teacher asked was just rubbing everyone else's face in it. I knew the answer too, but there was no reason for me to answer EVERYTHING. That's why I was friends with most of the "bullies", and the other kids were targets.

    27. Re:Responsibility? by novakyu · · Score: 3, Funny

      What about girls? I don't see how growing a pair of knockers would do any good.

    28. Re:Responsibility? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you were a bootlicker?

    29. Re:Responsibility? by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      ...knew what was going to happen.
      Well come on... hindsight is always 20-20 isn't it? Ask any parent if they would have gone back and changed virtually anything in their lives to prevent their kid from dying before they did and they would say "yes". That doesn't mean they made the right choice at the time - just that they love their kids.
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    30. Re:Responsibility? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      This isn't about your little guy getting beaten up by bullies at school (that's still pretty much legal, at least this law doesn't address it at all). It's about being called names on the internet.

      Now, I don't know about you, but personally, I know the difference between being beaten up and stuffed in a trashcan and being called names by some moron online. One is something where "grow a pair" is a suitable answer, one isn't. I leave it to the reader to decide which is which.

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    31. Re:Responsibility? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Been replaced by TV and nannystate. And lo and behold, most parents are quite happy about it so they don't have to care what their kids are doing.

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    32. Re:Responsibility? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You can educate your kids without beating the living crap out of them.

      But I agree, CPS are completely bonkers these days. Which is in turn our fault. Whenever you get to see one of those stories about neglect, immediately the question comes along "Where was CPS? Why didn't anyone help that child?"

      No wonder they're trying to cover their asses and overreact.

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    33. Re:Responsibility? by Refenestrator · · Score: 2, Funny

      The half that uses emacs?

    34. Re:Responsibility? by Urkki · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This isn't about your little guy getting beaten up by bullies at school (that's still pretty much legal, at least this law doesn't address it at all). It's about being called names on the internet. No, I believe this is about a bit more than just "name calling". It is about activities like the bully posting fake obscene pictures of you on the Internet. Of course you could do this with paper leaflets, but AFAIK that doesn't really happen, unlike the Internet version...

      This is also about the bully spreading semi-plausible rumours in the Internet to relative strangers. Now again the bully could go to the street and yell the same rumours to everybody who passes by, but that would actually make the bully look like a lunatic. But again, using the Internet, the bully suddenly can do this successfully, and anonymously too.

      Even "growing a pair" doesn't really help against Internet bullying, since you might not even know who the real culprit is, if the bully doesn't want you to.

      I don't know if this law is any kind of solution, but at least it tries to address a real problem.
    35. Re:Responsibility? by DamienNightbane · · Score: 1

      Who gives a shit who was responsible? I'd argue that the party in question is a hero of the human race.

      Anyone that is so fucked up that they'd off themselves over internet bullshit is doing the world a favor by saving nature the trouble of removing themselves from the gene pool. This is natural selection, people. Let the weak die off so that the strong can flourish unhindered. We shouldn't be letting these people to survive and artificially inflate the bell curve.

    36. Re:Responsibility? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      But still, everyone that cares lives relatively close to you. Do you care about a slander campaign on a guy from, say, Germany (or if you're in Germany, from Mexico)? You don't know him. You don't want to know him. And if you met him on the street, you wouldn't recognize him. Simply because he doesn't interest you.

      Do you know what Star Wars Kid looks like? I mean, really know? In the way that you'd recognize him on the street? I wouldn't. Sure, I've seen the video, I thought it's hilarious, yet still, I don't know him well enough to remember his face.

      And it's the same with pretty much everything on the net. It's even the same with TV. You know all those shows where they show "Americas dumbest X", do you remember a single face you saw there?

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    37. Re:Responsibility? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Get a sense of poportion. Giving a kid a slap != beating the crap out of him.

      Idiotic statements like yours just trivialise genuine serious violence.

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    38. Re:Responsibility? by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Do you know what Star Wars Kid looks like? I mean, really know? In the way that you'd recognize him on the street? I wouldn't. Sure, I've seen the video, I thought it's hilarious, yet still, I don't know him well enough to remember his face. I don't but I bet almost everyone in his home town does, now... And they are the people that matter.

      Some victims might enjoy the fame and even benefit from it, but not everybody is like that, so this doesn't make it ok. I mean, with this logic, a bully could drop a bunch of weenies in the wilderness or in a high-crime slum, and if some of 'em make it back in one piece and benefit from the experience, then that would make it ok... Not.
    39. Re:Responsibility? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I don't but I bet almost everyone in his home town does, now...

      Exactly, and that is the point: How is this different from posting notes on poles in his hometown?

      The big outcry about internet bullying is that it's worldwide, that you become the laughing stock of everyone on the planet. And that's simply not true. It's only the same people that care about it as it would be with a more "local" form of slander. Everyone else simply does not care about you taking a crap on your sister's breakfast, you're not so important.

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    40. Re:Responsibility? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, as someone whose parents believe in corporal punishment, I can tell you this much: It doesn't work. All it accomplished was instilling in me a sense of helplessness and rage, directed at my parents. And it destroyed the last bits of trust between me and my father.

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    41. Re:Responsibility? by Urkki · · Score: 1

      I don't but I bet almost everyone in his home town does, now...

      Exactly, and that is the point: How is this different from posting notes on poles in his hometown? The difference is, posting notes on poles just doesn't happen, for practical reasons. Different forms of Internet bullying are becoming more and more common, and this thing is a very concrete example of how it is different from normal bullying. Nobody goes posting notes or distributing a batch of leaflets to make their victims life miserable, but doing the equivalent using the Internet is trivially easy, as well as more powerful 'cos it can use video and be seen by more people both locally and worldwide, and it can be much more extreme 'cos it can be done practically anonymously.

      However, I agree with your point that becoming "the laughing stock of everyone on the planet" is not a real issue. The real issue is becoming the laughing stock of everyone in the school, the neighborhood, the town, in a way that was never possible before the internet.
    42. Re:Responsibility? by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1
      Sorry - I was bullied in school - up to the age of 14, I was about 5' 3", and a prime target for anyone who thought they were hard.

      Nobody ever bullied me twice - I may have been small, but learnt to fight hard and dirty from an early age.

      It's not so much a matter of 'grow a pair', but of self respect - if you respect yourself, then when others fail to respect you, you tend to do something about it.

      At 13, I stuck a 17 year olds head through a roller locker door because he pushed me - I'm now a 43 year old 'asshole' from your POV, and I hope to hell we never meet, 'cause I hate sanctimonious gits like you.

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    43. Re:Responsibility? by lawaetf1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm now a 43 year old 'asshole' from your POV, and I hope to hell we never meet, 'cause I hate sanctimonious gits like you.
      Lol, at 43 threatening to beat people up over the internet because you disagree. yes, you came out all normal for your bullying.
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    44. Re:Responsibility? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Which 'it' are you talking about? Because, as already pointed out, there's a big difference between a slight smack and a broken nose. That would be the sencse of proportion I was referring to.

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    45. Re:Responsibility? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Wow, so many comments before anybody shows any insight.

      But obviously too the girl who killed herself had more problems than just being manipulated by someone on the net.

      BINGO! Nobody sane EVER attempte suicide. Suicide or its attempt is defacto proof of insanity.

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    46. Re:Responsibility? by laederkeps · · Score: 1

      ...MOTHER of her friend. Right, so the grandmother and grandfather of this friend didn't ensure their child (the mother you highlighted) was behaving appropriately online?
    47. Re:Responsibility? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I disagree. True, nobody posted notes on telephone poles, but it was common to spread rumors about people in school. Even if those rumors never got beyond that particular school, the damage was done. It could even be done anonymously; most unpopular people have several tormentors, and they might not know which one told his friends that he wets the bed or who wrote the geekette's phone number in the boy's bathroom. For all practical purposes, cyberbullying isn't that different from regular bullying except, perhaps,for the ability to impersonate.

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    48. Re:Responsibility? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      And/or simply 'Grow a pair'

      Only half of all humans are capable of growing a pair. And afaik if you don't have a pair at birth there's no way to grow them.

      Did you fail biology, son? Next semester stay off slashdot and pay attention to the teacher.

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    49. Re:Responsibility? by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      lol - never threatened a thing - I just hate sanctimonoius gits :o)

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    50. Re:Responsibility? by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 2, Informative

      He didn't threaten to beat anyone up. Read before you flame.

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    51. Re:Responsibility? by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      Spanking and child abuse are about as similar as lovemaking and rape. There is a time and place where spanking is appropriate. Sometimes the kid is too young to be able to really get through to them with tamer punishments. Sometimes it's absolutely crucial that they learn this NOW, not a few repetitions of the bad behavior from now. It's a legitimate parenting technique in certain situations... it just needs to be used sparingly. A parent that spanks for every offense, or spanks their 10-year-old who is old enough to not need it, is a poor parent... not parents who spank in general.

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    52. Re:Responsibility? by yuna49 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This isn't about your little guy getting beaten up by bullies at school (that's still pretty much legal, at least this law doesn't address it at all). It's about being called names on the internet.

      No, actually it's about Megan Meier who committed suicide after being harassed by a 49 year-old woman named Lori Drew. Missouri prosecutors decided there was no legal basis to pursue Drew for her acts; this bill is the result.

      The real concern isn't this bill, but the Federal indictment against Drew in Los Angeles a few weeks ago. Drew is being prosecuted under anti-hacking statutes because she violated MySpace's Terms of Service and impersonated a teen-aged boy in order to carry out her harassment. I'm much more concerned with establishing a Federal precedent that website operators' Terms of Service can be backed up by Federal law than I am about this Missouri law. Of course my submission on the LA case here was rejected; I guess it wasn't as easy to laugh at as the Missouri bill.

    53. Re:Responsibility? by mazarin5 · · Score: 1

      Now, I don't know about you, but personally, I know the difference between being beaten up and stuffed in a trashcan and being called names by some moron online. One is something where "grow a pair" is a suitable answer, one isn't. I leave it to the reader to decide which is which. I would submit to you that "grow a pair" is the answer to both problems.
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    54. Re:Responsibility? by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      Which is why time-outs are a new form of spanking. They are non-violent and not harmful to the child.

      Of course some Liberals claim that even time-outs are child abuse.

      So some of us parents use Love and Logic and use time-outs and empathy and other things that do not harm the child.

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    55. Re:Responsibility? by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      Then you will like Love and Logic because it is not violent and does not physically harm the child.

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    56. Re:Responsibility? by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      Dr. Spock used to talk out against spankings, but later reversed his opinion. That is why liberals usually see spankings as the same as giving a child a broken nose. Which is why we parents use time-outs as a new form of spanking. But then liberals claim that time-outs are child abuse as well now.

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    57. Re:Responsibility? by Skeet112 · · Score: 1

      I agree. Feelings are not protected under the constitution, as it should be. Freedom of speech is, no matter who's feelings it hurts. If you are offended by something that somebody says, ignore them, or find another facet of expression or group of people that you can get along. Otherwise, piss off, and suck it up.

    58. Re:Responsibility? by Kojiro+Ganryu+Sasaki · · Score: 1

      >>The truth is that Meghan talking to the person on the other end in that way was just wrong

      Why? Why is it "just wrong"? It is "just wrong" the same way wearing too "western" clothes is "just wrong" for girls to do in many middle eastern families in europe?

      It was stupid, yes. Wrong? Well who are we to judge.

    59. Re:Responsibility? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      No it was not. Yes it was. It was a parent of one of the girls (former) friends.

      And the way you wrote it totally misrepresents what happened. Are you responding to the correct post? I wrote ONE line that matched the facts. A *PARENT* did the cyber bullying.

      It was *A* parent, but NOT THE PARENT OF THE CHILD WHO COMMITTED SUICIDE. WHAT THE FLYING HOLY FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? I didn't say it was the parent of the child that committed suicide.

      Obviously this lady is fucked in the head She's not the only one.
    60. Re:Responsibility? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The charges they brought were flimsy at best. They called it computer hacking because they lied to facebook to get an account.

    61. Re:Responsibility? by soulsteal · · Score: 1

      True, but at least they're nice to look at!

    62. Re:Responsibility? by Archangel_Azazel · · Score: 1

      "They were the ones who THOUGHT they were smarter than everyone else, and didn't realize that answering every question the teacher asked was just rubbing everyone else's face in it"

      Maybe the "dumber kid" shouldn't be so focused on himself or his weights that he forgets to study or that people are different huh?

      OR....

      Maybe the "fat kid" was simply a target for mis-aligned rage at something else, like say an abusive parent. OR it could be that they felt self-conscious because they didn't know as much as he did OR...well you could simply go on and on.

      Maybe we should teach tolerance towards others who aren't like us and some fucking self-respect. Then perhaps the instances of people kicking the shit out of each other to make themselves feel better would go down.
      But who am I? Oh yeah, the nerd who got tossed down two flights of steps by 3 of the guys from the football team. Guess I should have just slit their throats instead right, THAT would have showed them!! HA!

      pish.

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    63. Re:Responsibility? by Jor-Al · · Score: 1

      The mother's going to crucify herself over and over again for that mistake; Good. She deserves all the pain she's brought upon herself.
    64. Re:Responsibility? by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      You only get bullied if you play the victim. If people get the rise out of you they expect, they have power over you. If you deny them that, they've got nothing.

      It also helps to make friends with lots of different people. It's a skill people should work on, especially technical people. Most of us are so wrapped up in our own intellects that we don't realize that interpersonal relationships are a serious weakness, and it's very easy to rub someone else the wrong way without realizing it.

      Yes, other people should be tolerant. But guess what? You don't have control over them. You never will. What you DO have control over is yourself. You need to work with what you have to get what you want, not just wish other people wouldn't be so mean. That's the victim mentality.

    65. Re:Responsibility? by thedrx · · Score: 1

      Hmm... I guess I reacted to a different meaning of the word spanking than you have. I was not aware that there are non-physical uses of the word spanking. My mistake.

    66. Re:Responsibility? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only person responsible was Meghan. It was she who decided to kill herself. Since she wasn't strong enough to handle her situation, she probably chose best option and is probably better off. The others involved - the mother, the other kid's mother, etc. - all behaved badly but none of them committed the act. Only Meghan did that. Hopefully she has found the peace she was looking for.

    67. Re:Responsibility? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      didn't realize that answering every question the teacher asked was just rubbing everyone else's face in it. I knew the answer too, but there was no reason for me to answer EVERYTHING. That's why I was friends with most of the "bullies", and the other kids were targets. So keep your head down, shut up, and be friends with the scum that would harass someone for doing their schoolwork?

      That's your advice? Ewww.
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    68. Re:Responsibility? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like a true bully.

      So to show everybody what a misunderstood and dissed intellectual you truly were, you dropped out of school and became a punk. Now you sure proved to everybody how special you actually were. Especially your friends, the "bullies". How's life in front of the metaphorical drugstore, hanging out with your "friends"?

      "Birds of a feather..." as the saying goes.

    69. Re:Responsibility? by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      She got some nasty messages, tried to talk to her mom about it, her mom blew her off because she didn't like the language Meghan had used in her chatting, she cried out to her mom that she was supposed to be on her side, THEN went up to her room and immediately killed herself. I have always been reluctant to criticize other people's parenting, and I think you should be too. You weren't in that household, and you don't know the dynamic.

      Parents generally try to do the right thing for their kids. Sometimes the best medicine is for the kid to be alone and cry for a bit. Could the mother have really known that this time it was different?

      Surely, she'll beat herself up over her decision until the day she dies. But I think it's unfair, as an outside observer, to criticize the mother for allowing her daughter a little catharsis.
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    70. Re:Responsibility? by Workaphobia · · Score: 1

      *raised eyebrow* Are you talking about the parents of the grown woman who decided it was a good idea to harass a 13 year old to the point of suicide? Or are you suggesting that the parents of a teen are responsible for monitoring their child's every conversation, or else they should be held accountable for the coercive and abusive actions of an external party?

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    71. Re:Responsibility? by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      It went the way of the dinosaur a long time ago... along with common sense and respect of others.

    72. Re:Responsibility? by rootooftheworld · · Score: 1

      jackass. if properly raised at first, you needent touch your child with a finger to get something through. and no, treating him like property dosent do it

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  4. More tags! by mrbluze · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have tag icons pushing down the article to below the screen. Keep em coming!

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  5. oh great... by socsoc · · Score: 5, Funny

    As long as we can all still act immature on Xbox Live and make fun of each other's mothers while using homophobic terms...

    1. Re:oh great... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      You can say whatever you want on XBox Live voicechat. Just make sure you don't use your real name.

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    2. Re:oh great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://thingsididlastnight.com/

    3. Re:oh great... by Inda · · Score: 1

      This is what I miss most about online gaming. I didn't do many FPS or RTS games; turn based strategy was my forte. This gave everyone enough time for some serious chatting (and arguing).

      "ur mom is a fag"

      That was my favourite. If I could get some snotty little 13-year-old to type those words, I knew I'd won.

      Happy days.

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  6. Tagged: goodluckwiththat by arotenbe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So if I had decided to post this comment anonymously from an internet cafe or local library, and I did something which met the arbitrary criteria of cyberbullying, who would get thrown in jail for two years?

    Why do I get the feeling this law is impractical.

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    1. Re:Tagged: goodluckwiththat by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why do I get the feeling this law is impractical. Intent is usually hard to prove

      But with cyber-anything, they can subpoena chat logs & e-mails (in addition to the usual witness calling), which I imagine will make it much easier to show whether or not X was saying mean things with the intent to hurt Y.
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    2. Re:Tagged: goodluckwiththat by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Be sure to hide your face as you walk out of the building, as you know most every square inch of any major city has a camera trained on it, right?

      The 9/11 TV coverage pretty much showed you are not anonymous in this country in the metro areas. It was amazing what they got from *private* cameras as they retraced that one morons steps. ( ATMs, gas stations, etc )

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    3. Re:Tagged: goodluckwiththat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would, you insensitive clod!

    4. Re:Tagged: goodluckwiththat by ya+really · · Score: 1

      Good luck on them finding out where one is when they have chained through a dozen socks 5 or https proxies located in other countries, preferbly ones that laugh at American policy.

    5. Re:Tagged: goodluckwiththat by Kjella · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If something is wrong, shouldn't it then be illegal even though enforcement can be bloody difficult? If I have a remote cabin in the mountains and there's fuck all chance anyone will notice you at night as you break and enter and steal my stuff, should it matter? Like in your example, chances are noone would go to jail. One thing is that we can discuss whether the critera for this law make any sense, but I see that as a separate issue from enforcement. Not to troll up the "think of the children" argument, but there's nothing in your logic which specificly relates to cyberbullying. Might as well say "So if I had decided to post this [kiddie porn] anonymously from an internet cafe or local library, and I did something which met the arbitrary criteria of [kiddie porn], who would get thrown in jail for two years? Why do I get the feeling this law is impractical." Should cyberbullying (I hate the term already) be a punishable crime? If yes, pass the law. It'll hardly be the first nor last law that's hard to enforce.

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    6. Re:Tagged: goodluckwiththat by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Then it's a good excuse to start requiring some kind of "internet ID" from everyone, so people can't evade internet laws and internet tax, and of course can be tracked should they voice "questionable" ideas. Or did you think this law was really supposed to reduce online bullying? If it was, why does it only apply to online bullying when real life bullying is far more a concern (because, well, that usually comes along with bodily harm rather than just emotional)?

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    7. Re:Tagged: goodluckwiththat by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      A law that cannot be enforced is worthless. Whether a law is upheld or not depends on a few very simple factors:

      1. Can it be understood and supported by the person that could break it?
      2. How likely is it to be caught?

      To a lesser extent, there's gain/punishment and amount of punishment, but they usually play a minor role if at all. And if the answer to the first question is no and to the second zero, the law will be broken.

      For reference, see pretty much all the internet laws so far and copyright.

      Any law like this begs the question of its reason to exist. There are basically only two again:

      1. Make people feel good because there's a law against it, even if it can't be enforced.
      2. Work as a gateway to other laws so this law can be enforced.

      Which one it is, the future will tell.

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    8. Re:Tagged: goodluckwiththat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Impractical? I haven't yet decided whether to consider this a good law or a bad law in terms of what it makes illegal but it's hardly impractical because (1) even if it might be hard to catch those that break it that doesn't mean that you shouldn't catch those you can and (2) considering that it seems that most of those that engage in cyberbullying aren't the brightest bulbs in the box, it's unlikely that many would act as you suggest.

    9. Re:Tagged: goodluckwiththat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well obviously that will make the case to outlaw anonymity because it is required to enforce the cyberbullying statute. This in turn will require a license to use the internet, which in turn will require a government certified ID to vet your existence.

      Afterwards, everything will be wonderful and you'll be able to post anything that's been approved.

    10. Re:Tagged: goodluckwiththat by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      anonymously from an internet cafe or local library Log ins, security footage, credit card paymnent information... the usual ways to find who was where when.
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    11. Re:Tagged: goodluckwiththat by rootooftheworld · · Score: 1

      wpa2 wimax, the internet is one, local networks many, good luck enfocing that

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    12. Re:Tagged: goodluckwiththat by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Enforce? Why enforce? All you need is something that makes sure nobody dares opening his mouth anymore so he doesn't get "checked".

      After all, why'd you worry about having your computer license and your computer checked? Got something to hide?

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    13. Re:Tagged: goodluckwiththat by rootooftheworld · · Score: 1

      mod parent up. touche.

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  7. Why does the internet change anything? by CastrTroy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My biggest problem with these anti-online X laws are why we need to specify "on the internet". If all you're adding is "on the internet", then the law shouldn't need to be written in the first place. If it's illegal, then it's illegal. If it's not already illegal off the internet, I would wonder why doing it on internet would change the legality.

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    1. Re:Why does the internet change anything? by the_humeister · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because general elections are just a few months away.

    2. Re:Why does the internet change anything? by stubear · · Score: 4, Funny

      Because the lack of "...on the internet" is in some cases considered a loophole in existing laws. Laws and common sense live on different planes of reality, don't try to merge the two or you might risk tearing a hole in the space/time fabric, dooming us all to oblivion.

    3. Re:Why does the internet change anything? by Rary · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My biggest problem with these anti-online X laws are why we need to specify "on the internet". If all you're adding is "on the internet", then the law shouldn't need to be written in the first place.

      I didn't RTFA (well, I skimmed it), and I don't necessarily disagree with you, but it occurred to me that maybe the purpose of creating a new law that simply adds "on the internet" to an existing law is to allow for harsher sentencing.

      Theoretically, technology allows bullies to escalate their bullying to new levels, harassing their victims unrelentingly, at any hour of the day, and from anywhere. Perhaps updating the law to factor in the heightened level of harassment that is now possible allows judges to increase the sentence accordingly.

      I did notice, however, that the article claims that "(l)awmakers are seeking to address cyberbullying with new legislation because there's currently no specific law on the books that deals with it".

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    4. Re:Why does the internet change anything? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "but it occurred to me that maybe the purpose of creating a new law that simply adds "on the internet" to an existing law is to allow for harsher sentencing."

      Yep. I wonder what a "hate criminal cyber-bully" would be sentenced to...

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    5. Re:Why does the internet change anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The economy? The war? Forget all that, I am positive that "cyberbullying" is going to be at the top of the agenda this November.

    6. Re:Why does the internet change anything? by JehCt · · Score: 1

      Because with the internet things are almost always crossing state lines. This creates a federal issues. If a neighborhood kid bullies your kid, you call the local cops, not the FBI. The local cops probably don't have the necessary tools to investigate and prosecute internet crimes. The feds are in a better position to handle such complaints.

    7. Re:Why does the internet change anything? by fermion · · Score: 2, Insightful
      it seems to me that some jocks and thugs and parents just don't know how to deal with internet. With other technology, even the phone, one could use force, intimidation, and coercion to keep people in line. If you taught your kid to fight, then the kid could survive. Anyone made a comment that challenged the kids self worth, the kid could just beat someone up, or steal the other person boy/girl friend, or some other physical attack that would restore the original sense of self worth.

      The what we call the internet that no longer the case. While the typical aggressors still form the majority of the problem, no one is safe. This is a problem for people who never had to develop a real sense of self worth or coping strategies beyond violence. You can't beat up an anonymous taunter. Stealing someone's boyfriend does not take that humiliating picture or comment off the boards. The only defense against such thing is a healthy sense of self worth, and a bit of internal control does not help either. If one is raised to only woory about what other people think, the internet has become fatal. It now not only about the local population, which can be controlled, but the world population, which can't.

      Which is all bullshit, but when I think what can cause a girl to kill herself because she gets some emails, the only explanation that comes to mind is the above. Sure all sorts of things can be illegal, but something can only be done after the fact. Which should be enough because very little on the internet is real, and for the sane non-egotistical person is really no different that someone writing something on the bathroom wall. Life goes on. Unless you believe that you are more relevant than is actually the case, or have control over more that what you yourself does.

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    8. Re:Why does the internet change anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, there's already a lot of "... on the telephone" and "... through the US Mail" laws.

    9. Re:Why does the internet change anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course abuse of the inter-state commerce clause is hardly the answer to any kind of bullying - but I do think cyber-bullying differs substantially from regular bullying.

      In real life there are laws against cyber-bullying style attacks. They could be called harassment, stalking, trespassing, disturbing the peace, etc... For instance, in real life, if a group of people stood outside your window shouting hateful things at 2am, they would be violating several different laws, it would be very easy to catch them, and they would be punished accordingly.

      Online, that same group of people can do the same thing from the comfort of their own homes, and can probably be even more effective in interfering with the life of the victim by making their IM identity useless, their email filled with crap, and vandalizing their blog/social network pages. Yet they would not be breaking any laws.

      This means that in the case of cyber bullying, time and place have no meaning. It can be the middle of school or the middle of the night in the summer, and it is just as easy to harass your online persona. Similarly, you can be at school, at home, or at the olympic games in China, and it is just as easy to harass you as ever.

      I also remember one unfortunate story of a girl who changed schools because of severe bullying, only to be the subject of an e-mail rumor campaign that got kids at her new school teasing and bullying her. Eventually she opted for home schooling, which more or less worked, but she was still subject to the occasional hateful email and harassing IM. All of that is possible in the physical world, but it is much more difficult and would take a determined sociopath to carry out - not so online.

      Again, I don't think abuse of government power, much less federal government power, is the answer, but there are important differences.

    10. Re:Why does the internet change anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAL, but I think that cyberbullying doesn't fall under classic assault/harassment law because the supposed victim can LEAVE AT WILL. If you're so emotionally distressed about being called a faggot, stop actively engaging a community wherein this is commonplace. With the internet, YOU CAN DISCONNECT VERY EASILY. At the workplace or in school, disconnection's a bit rougher, so we have the laws.

    11. Re:Why does the internet change anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sissies, crybabies, and pussies will always need protection. thank god so many politicians want to be thought of as big brother, huh?

      Little twats need to get themselves some lives - the sissies AND the politicians.

    12. Re:Why does the internet change anything? by TrekkieTechie · · Score: 1

      New game: stop appending "in bed" to fortune cookie fortunes, start appending "on the Internet".

      Examples:

      A thrilling time is in your immediate future (on the Internet).

      Good things are being said about you (on the Internet).

      The greatest danger could be your stupidity (on the Internet).

    13. Re:Why does the internet change anything? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      I wonder what a "hate criminal cyber-bully" would be sentenced to... The government will make up a furry fan art site and tell /b/ the HCCB owns it.
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    14. Re:Why does the internet change anything? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Theoretically, technology allows bullies to escalate their bullying to new levels

      In many cases you're right, but in this case it makes no sense. Yes, you could bully me from anywhere on the planet. That's something that does augment crimes like ID theft, but it certainly does not apply to bullying. Why should someone from India bully me? He doesn't even know me at all.

      Bullying in the real world can be much more harmful for many reasons. First, the obvious one: When you're face to face with me, you can do bodily harm to me. Now, I don't know about you, but that usually hurts quite a bit and isn't quite to my liking. Then there's the fact that they can more easily find out about your social networks. No, not the Facebook kind, the real kind. Your job, your family, your real friends. The people that count. Provided I don't litter the net with personal info about me like there's no tomorrow, that's usually hard to find out by someone sitting hundreds or thousands of miles away.

      So I honestly can't think of a reason why "virtual" bullying requires specific laws. If anything, make bullying punishable, no matter whether virtual or real. And so far, I thought we already had stalking laws, they could be beefed up a bit and we're set.

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    15. Re:Why does the internet change anything? by kramerd · · Score: 1

      I remember from my into to computing class in high school that if you try to tear a hole in the space/time fabric on the internet, you risk dooming us all to oblivion, but in the real world, nothing will happen.

    16. Re:Why does the internet change anything? by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      Blatant XKCD rip off, but still amusing :P

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    17. Re:Why does the internet change anything? by Rary · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, you could bully me from anywhere on the planet. ... Why should someone from India bully me? He doesn't even know me at all.

      I think the point is more where the victim is, rather than where the bully is. In other words, the bullying can continue even once you're "safe" in your own home. "Old school" bullying ended once you arrived at home.

      And so far, I thought we already had stalking laws, they could be beefed up a bit and we're set.

      Isn't that what this legislation is trying to do? Beef up the existing laws to ensure they cover the new forms that these actions have started to take?

      From TFA: "When signed, the Missouri state law will update existing regulations on harassment and stalking to include instances of those acts over the Internet, text message, or other electronic device."

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    18. Re:Why does the internet change anything? by xenophyx · · Score: 1

      Say a school or organization has a private intranet that allows posting... does that count with the law stating "on the internet?"

      Or better yet, sending winpopup messages to people over their wireless. I hope my neighbor doesn't hear about this.

    19. Re:Why does the internet change anything? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The question is rather, does the current law not cover such acts? If not, why not? Is it not illegal to spread rumors about someone "offline"? Is it not illegal to send someone letters containing threats? Is it not illegal to call someone constantly and hang up when they pick up?

      If it is, what else should this law accomplish? If it's not, why not simply make that illegal first of all?

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    20. Re:Why does the internet change anything? by Workaphobia · · Score: 1

      Somehow they said what the woman did wasn't illegal, or at least they couldn't find anything to charge her under. I find this astounding, that "endangering the welfare of a child" apparently doesn't extend to instigating their suicide; or else maybe the state didn't have such a law, but again that's not a matter that needs to be specific to the Internet.

      I had thought that maybe they had laws applicable to the situation but the penalties were insultingly low, but this is still limited to two years so I don't see the improvement.

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    21. Re:Why does the internet change anything? by Rary · · Score: 1

      The question is rather, does the current law not cover such acts?

      According to TFA, no: "(l)awmakers are seeking to address cyberbullying with new legislation because there's currently no specific law on the books that deals with it"

      If not, why not?

      Because laws are often necessarily very specific. You can't just say "it's illegal to harass" someone, because that leaves too much open to interpretation. The law needs to define what constitutes harassment, and the current laws were written before it was possible to harass someone in the ways that technology has now made possible.

      Is it not illegal to spread rumors about someone "offline"?

      This is about harassment, not just "spreading rumors". And yes, it's illegal to harass someone offline. But again, the law needs to define harassment in order to be effective.

      Is it not illegal to call someone constantly and hang up when they pick up?

      Harassment via telephone is not new. Harassment via text messaging, instant messaging, MySpace/Facebook/etc is.

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    22. Re:Why does the internet change anything? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Generally our laws are defined rather broadly. Especially "harrassment" is not exactly defined. Basically the law says when you do something to a person that the other person doesn't want you to do to them, and you don't have a right to do this (like, when you have the right to cross their property) and you keep doing it, you're harrassing.

      Our laws leave a lot of leeway to the judges. This is to keep people from "riding the edge of the law", always staying just on the verge of breaking it, accomplishing what they want (i.e. making the other person feel harrassed) without actually offering them a chance to sue. Funny enough, it doesn't mean more lawsuits, but fewer. Because people don't test the borders of laws.

      Sure, it requires very good judges. So far, we've been blessed with them. Maybe another reason is that judges aren't appointed by the current legislation but rather voted in by their peers (i.e. to become a judge, judges from the "level" you should get to need to agree that you're the best candidate).

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    23. Re:Why does the internet change anything? by Rary · · Score: 1

      Generally our laws are defined rather broadly. Especially "harrassment" is not exactly defined. Basically the law says when you do something to a person that the other person doesn't want you to do to them, and you don't have a right to do this (like, when you have the right to cross their property) and you keep doing it, you're harrassing.

      Is that so?

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    24. Re:Why does the internet change anything? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      *shrugs* Could be different for the US.

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  8. Megan Meier is "An Hero" (Wikipedia Dramatica it) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An HEROES!

  9. Pesky First Amendment by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You know, if it wasn't for that pesky 1st Amendment, we could fix a lot of the problems that people think they have.

    We could limit advertisers.

    We could limit hate groups.

    We could stop bullies.

    We could stop lobbyists.

    But, alas, we are stuck with the damn thing. Ooh, have an idea. We can pass laws to limit the 1st Amendment protections in clear violation of the Constitution. And no one will have the balls to take it to the Supreme Court. And if they do, the Supreme Court *may* overturn the law but we'll have stopped literally *tens* of cyber-bullies.

    After all, USians have been shitting on the 2nd Amendment for the last hundred years. It's about time the 1st gets some love too.

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    1. Re:Pesky First Amendment by CastrTroy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Your right to swing your arms ends where my nose begins. In the same way, the freedom of speech does not give you the right to harass people. How would you feel if someone followed you around all the time, telling you how worthless you were, or threatening to kill you and your family (which is against the law). The freedom of speech does not give anybody the right to say whatever they want, whenever they want.

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    2. Re:Pesky First Amendment by DurendalMac · · Score: 3, Informative

      You're right, it doesn't. If this law was very, very specific about what constitutes online "harassment", then you might have a point, but even then it's probably going too far. Oh no, someone is mean to you on a forum! That is a far, FAR cry from someone following you around in the real world and harassing you. Now, if this person on the forum is someone you know in the real world, then things may well be a little hairier, but someone calling you names online from the other side of the country being made illegal? Sorry, but you don't have the right to not be offended or hear mean things. Grow a spine.

    3. Re:Pesky First Amendment by stubear · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually it does give me the right to harass someone as long as I tell the truth about said person and I don't incite others to actually cause physical harm to same person. Recent laws against hate speech and bullying are rather troubling violations of the First Amendment not because they violate it but because of the way they are slowly eroding the right to free speech in such as way as to make it seem less of a bitter pill to swallow. A little here, a little there and soon enough you've lost the right to criticize others because it might be considered harassing. Remember, lawyers won't wait until you've clearly crossed the line before they drag you into court, they'll sue you at the drop of a hat and regardless of guilt, you've learned to watch what you say. Bye-bye free press. Bye-bye ability to question your government. Bye-bye your ability to speak your mind.

    4. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Zak3056 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The Second Amendment is arcane, and it doesn't give private citizens the right to have guns for whatever purposes they want.

      If you don't like it, work to change it. There's a mechanism in the constitution to do just that. But unless and until you change it, it remains the supreme law of the land. When you attempt to define it out of existence, you just weaken all other constitutional protections. Here's a hint: the constitution says that the federal government has NO POWER other than what is specifically granted to it by the constitution. Nowhere in there will you find the authority to propagate laws restricting the ownership of firearms.

      If by "shitting" on it, you mean, actually keeping it confined to something resembling what it was meant to do, then yes, we have been. There's a reason violent gun deaths here dwarf all of Europe combined, and it's not because gun control laws are too strict.

      I think you misundersand what "it was meant to do." The 2nd amendment was meant to leave ultimate power in the hands of the people--by enabling them to take up arms against a tyrannical government if required. Recall that the men who wrote the constitution has just done this very thing themselves--in fact, Lexington and Concord, the first battles of the Revolutionary War, were fought because the government was attempting to disarm the citizenry.

      As far as "gun deaths" go, the sad truth is that Americans just seem to like killing each other... take away guns, and those intending to murder will use knives. Take away knives and they'll use baseball bats. Take away bats, and they'll use hands and feet. I'm not saying that I LIKE that this is the way things are, but this is the way things are. I'm not a big fan of Michael Moore, but I thought he made some really good points in Bowling for Columbine... it's a pity that instead of following them to their logical conclusion, he just settled on blaming an old man with Alzheimers instead.

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    5. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Recent laws against hate speech

      Are you German or something?

      Hate speech is perfectly legal in the USS of A, as long as you're not advocating violence.

    6. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Zak3056 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The Second Amendment defends the rights of the states to form militias, it's a collective state right, not an individual one

      Right. Because "The People" in the 2nd amendment are obviously not the same "The People" from the 1st, 4th, 9th, and 10th amendments. Those are clearly some other people. Or maybe the 1st, 4th, 9th, and 10th amendments are also some kind of nebulous collective right that can be defined out of existence on a whim?

      If one were intellectually honest, they might even question themselves on why the 2nd amendment would be about state militias when the congress has the power to federalize them... if it were about balance between the federal government and the states, why would the federal government have the power to take those militias away for federal service?

      By the way, neither states nor the federal government have rights--they have powers.

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    7. Re:Pesky First Amendment by grahamd0 · · Score: 1

      The 2nd amendment was meant to leave ultimate power in the hands of the people--by enabling them to take up arms against a tyrannical government if required. Recall that the men who wrote the constitution has just done this very thing themselves--in fact, Lexington and Concord, the first battles of the Revolutionary War, were fought because the government was attempting to disarm the citizenry.

      Bravo. That's one of the reasons I dislike the modern policy of framing the discussion in terms of "hunters". As soon as you establish that context in the minds of the general populace, you've undermined your own position. You'd be hard pressed to find a modern politician who would publicly state that every American has the right to defend themselves from tyranny, despite that it's very clearly stated in the highest law in the land.

    8. Re:Pesky First Amendment by slashtivus · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I've seen some fairly 'hostile' exchanges here and in other forums... funny thing is that it usually turns out to be interesting in that seeing both sides and thinking about what was said I usually learn something. For me at least that is the value in reading the opposing comments. So if 1 poster hurts another poster's feelings we cannot make a posting? This needs law needs to be very very carefully written, and of course it will not be, or it is going to drag a lot of nonsense, needless, and otherwise interesting debates down with it. Debating with someone (and maybe offending them) is not the same as stalking and threatening someone. I have my doubts that our congress critters will make that differentiation.

    9. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Rary · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh no, someone is mean to you on a forum! That is a far, FAR cry from someone following you around in the real world and harassing you.

      Actually, there's no mention whatsoever of forums in the article. According to the article, the point of this legislation is that it is specifically defining what constitutes "harassment", and that they are specifically targeting repeated harassment using the Internet, text messages, and other electronic devices.

      So, this is actually not all that different from being followed around and harassed in the real world. In fact, it is being followed around and harassed in the real world, only the harassment is coming through electronic devices (mostly cell phones).

      From TFA: "The problem with cyberbullying is that kids aren't even safe in their own home, because they're being harassed through the computer or cell phones 24/7 potentially".

      Disclaimer: I haven't read the actual proposed legislation, and I'm not saying I necessarily agree with it.

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    10. Re:Pesky First Amendment by ya+really · · Score: 1

      If by "shitting" on it, you mean, actually keeping it confined to something resembling what it was meant to do, then yes, we have been. There's a reason violent gun deaths here dwarf all of Europe combined, and it's not because gun control laws are too strict.

      Yeah, because gun control and subsequent knife/sword/blade control has worked so well in the UK

      If you ban guns, people will just use knives and blades, as shown by the UK banning those shortly after banning most firearms or restricting them to the point of making them near illegal.

      If people want to kill each other, they will do it regardless of what is illegal. I mean in prison, they cannot have anything even remotely resembling a weapon, but that sure hasn't stopped prisoners from making shanks. I know a guy who's a guard in a US maximum security prison. The prisoners there go to the point of melting down plastic in the microwave to make weapons that will go through metal detectors. When it comes to killing people, man can be extremely resourceful when restrictions are in place.

      Eventually, I assume people will just hammer a nail in a board and use that as weapon...They'll make bigger boards and bigger nails, and soon, they will make a board with a nail so big, it will destroy them all!

    11. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually most people tend to ignore the first amendment.

      It was intended to protect people for the expression of religion and freedom of speech, but Modern Liberals have limited it due to political correctness laws and interpreting the separation of church and state to not just be limited to a church, but the expression of any religion that they hate so they have a right to censor it and remove it from the public and sue people over it. So much that it made Thomas Jefferson roll over in his grave so much that he became an insomniac and asked to be moved to a free country where they allow the freedom of expression and religion without taking it away from selected groups.

      For example a public school student cannot read a bible at recess, but they can read a Koran or a book on Secular Humanism. They cannot wear a cross or a chastity ring, but they can wear a star of David or a crescent or pentagram, or even a scarf or burka or anything they want as long as it isn't from a certain religion that is outlawed.

      "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

      That is what it originally said, but now it says:

      "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of an undesired religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof from an undesired religion; or abridging the freedom of speech of people they don't like, or of the press unless it is not a liberal press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble unless they don't want them to, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances as long as they are a left-winger, atheist, agnostic, or from a desired religion and not some religious nut like a Christian or Mormon, who aren't real human beings or rational anyway."

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    12. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, didn't you know - "The People" in the 1st amendment are the trained and licensed press, "The People" in the 4th amendment are police officers, and "The People" in the 9th and 10th are career politicians.

    13. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the intent of the second amendment is to secure the people against their own government if need be, then it has already failed. Who do you think will win in civil war II: the people, with guns, or the government, with nukes?

    14. Re:Pesky First Amendment by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Right. Because "The People" in the 2nd amendment are obviously not the same "The People" from the 1st, 4th, 9th, and 10th amendments. Those are clearly some other people. Or maybe the 1st, 4th, 9th, and 10th amendments are also some kind of nebulous collective right that can be defined out of existence on a whim?

      And the whole "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State," has absolutely no meaning and is completely extraneous?

    15. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      Kind of funny, because it can be interpreted one way or the other, and I think it proves the loopholes that exist in our constitution that allow just about anything or outlaw just about anything as well. That rewritten phrase can support Modern Liberals or Neocons in their way of thinking because of the disambiguation in it.

      It was written to show that Christianity is outlawed, and a Modern Liberal would interpret it that way, but a Neocon would interpret it so that only Christianity is allowed. It is too ironic to be funny, but the irony gave me cancer, and the only way to cure it is to laugh.

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    16. Re:Pesky First Amendment by ya+really · · Score: 1

      For example a public school student cannot read a bible at recess, but they can read a Koran or a book on Secular Humanism. They cannot wear a cross or a chastity ring, but they can wear a star of David or a crescent or pentagram, or even a scarf or burka or anything they want as long as it isn't from a certain religion that is outlawed.

      It would help your argument to be much more solid if you cited sources with such comments

      Just saying...but just throwing stuff out there wont exactly get your post noticed as much

      Maybe slashdot needs a tag for posts called "citation needed"

    17. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      And the whole "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State," has absolutely no meaning and is completely extraneous?

      No, of course it has meaning. You might want to find an 18th century dictionary, though, and look up the word "regulate." If I can steal a line from the Princess Bride: "You keep saying that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."

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    18. Re:Pesky First Amendment by cats-paw · · Score: 1

      "We could limit advertisers."

      Is commercial speech really the same thing as free speech ? I'm not so sure. It's primary purpose is to sell a product, not to inform the citizens about the going's on in the world.

      I consider the crud put out by hate groups to be much closer to free speech than advertising.

      "We could stop lobbyists."

      Lobbyists have a more resources than the average citizen, is it reasonable to make an argument that they limit my free speech by their ability to have a lying liar sitting in front of a representative all day long ?

      These same lobbyists are also major campaign contributors. When does their "free speech" devolve into bribery ?

      I think these points are worthy of discussion. Just like there is no such thing as free trade there is no such thing as free speech. Free fill-in-the-blank is only free to the extent that it does not impede someone else's rights.

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    19. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep dreaming. You can read pretty much any book you'd like in public schools. I live in TX and your pathetic example would never fly. Please cite your sources if you're going to make bogus claims. Nowhere have I seen people not allowed to wear any kind of religious expression either in the US. People with persecution complexes with always think someone's out to get them, especially when your religion started that way.

    20. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I've encountered some pretty nasty people on the web. One guy opened an email account for posting with my name JUST to harass me. That's going over the line. The dude should have been arrested.

    21. Re:Pesky First Amendment by bit01 · · Score: 1

      You know, if it wasn't for that pesky 1st Amendment, we could fix a lot of the problems that people think they have.

      Please, take your religious views elsewhere.

      The 1st Amendment is already limited in a host of different ways, everything from shouting fire in a movie theater to fraud to publishing official secrets to threatening the president to publishing in-camera judicial proceedings to copyright piracy to you name it.

      All the things you mentioned can, and in many cases should, be limited because it's of net benefit to society.

      Free speech can be compromised every bit as much by too much noise as too little message and the fruitcakes are who refuse to acknowledge that are denying reality.

      You can argue all you like over what is and is not of net benefit but pure free speech in the way that you are implying has never existed in the US.

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    22. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      Google is your friend:

      Girl told she cannot read bible at school

      Houston we have a problem, students want to read bibles at recess

      Don't expect the main stream media to print these stories or lawsuits. Digg and Reddit reject them as well.

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    23. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1
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    24. Re:Pesky First Amendment by ya+really · · Score: 1

      Articles look pretty legit, just from more obscure sources, but they do look like they're pretty neutral sources. I'm not much for organized religion, but I do respect the beliefs of those who adhere to such things, so long as they don't push them on me. Being harassed for simply carrying a book is way over the top.

    25. Re:Pesky First Amendment by nomadic · · Score: 1

      No, of course it has meaning. You might want to find an 18th century dictionary, though, and look up the word "regulate." If I can steal a line from the Princess Bride: "You keep saying that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."

      Funny, why did you seize upon one word? Did I only quote "regulate?" Or is that just the easiest way to attack? The phrases "well regulated" and "security of a free state," taken in conjunction with the phrases "bear arms" (you might want to check 18th century uses of that phrase--it refers to military service and not private gun ownership) suggests a collective right, not an individual one.

    26. Re:Pesky First Amendment by nomadic · · Score: 1

      "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of an undesired religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof from an undesired religion; or abridging the freedom of speech of people they don't like, or of the press unless it is not a liberal press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble unless they don't want them to, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances as long as they are a left-winger, atheist, agnostic, or from a desired religion and not some religious nut like a Christian or Mormon, who aren't real human beings or rational anyway."

      Suuuure, those poor persecuted right-wing christians. Do you have any examples of this horrible double standard that you guys constantly whine about? No? Course you don't.

    27. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      If you know me personally, you'll know that I don't make these things up.

      These types of things happen, but the main news sources and TV shows bury the story because Christians are a majority and the public does not want to read or hear about Christians or Mormons or even Jewish people discriminated against in public schools. Also note that the ACLU does not defend these religious Children either, and sometimes they have to drop the law suit because they cannot afford it to keep it going.

      I've tried to cite them in Wikipedia or Digg or Reddit, but they get reverted or buried, because a majority think that the religious children deserve to be discriminated against like their teachers do. Yes I try to find neutral sources on them that are verified and reliable.

      I believe in equality and everyone should have the rights and freedom to choose their own religion and have free speech no matter what religion or lack thereof. But I find that some people do not, and sometimes those people are in a position of authority that they abuse towards those they do not like.

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    28. Re:Pesky First Amendment by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

      That part doesn't even matter.

      It's listed in there as a reason, not so much as defining the second amendment to simply refer to militia; additionally, the militia back then basically consisted of any able-bodied male.

      All the Amendments in the Bill of Rights refer to individual rights and the federal government, and the second is no exception no matter how much you wish it was. Simply look up quotes of the founding fathers to see how MOST of them felt...:

      http://www.guncite.com/gc2ndfqu.html

      The second amendment did not refer only to the militia and your liberal high school government class teacher's bias is in fact not reality.

    29. Re:Pesky First Amendment by ya+really · · Score: 1

      Bigotry seems to always go down both aisles, religious and those who aren't. Seems the usual rationale is, "The other side does it, so we have to as well."

    30. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Hyperspite · · Score: 1

      While I agree with you to a point, if you look at practical reality, of killing people, guns make it easier thus the killing goes up if there are plentiful guns. There are powerful psychological and evolutionarily disincentives to getting up close and personal with a knife. You are perfectly right that people will keep on bloodletting simply because they can, but FEWER of them will if they can't distance themselves from the act and it's harder to do.

          People need a safe environment or else they can't focus. If you restrict guns, the numbers go down, so fewer shootings happen, so the overall risk goes down and the perception is that the area is safer - which boosts the economy.

      However, guns have other uses, such as hunting, self defense, blowing stuff up for fun, and fighting the government, so banning them outright is crazy. I think I may have a solution.

      The key lies in the fact that obviously(?), the ratio of the number of killings will go up with population density. In large cities, the potential for bullets hitting people is going to be related by some polynomial function since weapons discharge is constrained to a sphere or ellipse. Social network effects that bring additional people into an argument can be exponential in nature. In low population densities, these effects reach their boundaries more quickly due to more spread in spacial distribution and smaller networks. This speculative argument adds some credence to my hypothesis.

      So the trick is to keep guns plentiful in areas of low population distribution and low in areas of high population. This will ensure that the HUGE countryside has a HUGE weapons cache for a resistance movement, keeps things legal for people who want to use them correctly, and reduces violence in urban centers. People often decry the difference in the ways cities like NYC seem to play by different rules, but I think that this is a sane way to do it.

      In fact, if someone can figure out a good way to do it, I'd like for the legality of weapon types to be modified according to population density. So the ass end of nowhere can use hand grenades and assault rifles and the city can use only swords and daggers. Of course theres the problem of criminal organizations acquiring these in the middle of nowhere, but dude, they'd just ship them in from another country anyway - cost of doing business.

      I'm curious to hear what people have to say about this idea. There's probably all sorts of holes you can shoot in it (haha) but speaking from an engineering perspective, would it work better than the arbitrary rules now?

    31. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      I never claimed bigotry doesn't go both ways.

      I merely responded to a comment on bullying that said the first amendment allows religious people to bully non-religious people, and I replied with a current event about Christian children not being allowed to read bibles in public schools to show that religious people get bullied and discriminated against as well. Some like you asked for citations, which I was glad to give, but others attacked me and claimed it does not happen and that I was making it all up, which in itself is a form of bullying.

      I really don't like seeing anyone discriminated against or bullied, I've been discriminated against my entire life and bullied my entire life, just for being different in some way. Be that I am a geek or nerd, or a Christian, or disabled, or poor, or white, or a moderate, or based on my choice of computer or OS, or just because I am Orion Blastar and the very name makes people hate me because they don't like the way it sounds or that they spell Blastar as Blaster and call me an idiot for spelling it Blastar (Which is Galanglic for Mighty Warrior and I get discriminated against for having a Foreign name).

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    32. Re:Pesky First Amendment by ya+really · · Score: 1

      wasn't a jab at you, at both sides as a whole.

    33. Re:Pesky First Amendment by westlake · · Score: 2, Informative
      Actually it does give me the right to harass someone as long as I tell the truth about said person

      No it doesn't.

      You are pushing a blatantly fraudulent analogy between criminal prosecution for harassment and the truth as a defense in a civil suit for libel.

      The bully is deep into games of power and submission. He wants something from his victim - if only a show of pain. This isn't speech, it is a merciless physical and pyschological assault.

      Remember, lawyers won't wait until you've clearly crossed the line before they drag you into court, they'll sue you at the drop of a hat and regardless of guilt

      There is no finding of guilt or innocence in a civil trial.

      The issues are framed narrowly in terns of legal and financial responsibility.

      Criminal prosecutions are initiated by the state in the name of the people of the state.

      There is a moral imperative in the punishment of crime. But there is also the simple desire to maintain the public peace and order.

      Free speech in the americam context has its deepest roots in a sense of what is mature and appropriate behavior in the civil life of a Republic.

      You confront the issues openly and honestly.

      You do not defame your opponent. You do not shout him down. You do not send in thugs to brutalize his supporters. You abandon the podium gracefully so that others can have their say,

    34. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      Bullying and discrimination is never justified, and just because someone else does it doesn't mean it gives the right to anyone to do the same thing to others.

      It wasn't you jabbing at me anyway, I just posted a factual comment, and then later provided a citation, you are one of the few that gave me a fair deal. When I talked about discrimination and bullying towards me, it was others who did that in another part of this thread, because my comment was "unpopular" to them and obviously someone in the same group as me must have bullied or discriminated against them in the past, so they saw me as a token stereotype and bullied and discriminated against me and accused me of making up stuff. But I never bullied or discriminated against those who bullied and discriminated against me in other parts of this thread.

      Part of my disability makes it hard for me to communicate sometimes, and I get bullied against for that. I think I forgot to give a citation, due to my lack of communication due to my disability and the fact that it is late at night here and I need to sleep but cannot. Having a stoke can do that, and I get discriminated against in real life for being unable to smile and looking like I might have a heart attack. I cannot get life insurance, nor can I get a job either due to my disability. Even with the Americans with Disability Act, neither the ACLU nor any other civil rights group wants to help me out. So I was forced on disability. Now that I am on disability I get discriminated against for that and people on the Internet tell me to kill myself, etc.

      Believe me, even if you did a jab at me, it is not as bad as the jabs I have taken in real life or other parts of the Internet. I agree, both sides have the problem and have issues to work out. Equal rights are for everyone, not just select groups, the way civil rights are written majorities and minorities are equally protected under civil law. Nobody should get a free pass, and nobody should bully or discriminate one group because a member of that group bullied or discriminated against them in the past. We need to break that cycle if there is any hope for the future.

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    35. Re:Pesky First Amendment by TopSpin · · Score: 1

      I won't bother with your anecdotes; the whole matter of "harassment" is so ambiguous as to obviate any rational analysis.

      Yes, yelling "fire!" in a theater to cause a stampede is a prosecutable crime. If I believed this legislation was based on the same thoughtful and just legal firmament as that age-old example I'd have no issue with it.

      However, I know better. I know this is simply nanny-state politicians making bank with their hair-brained soccer mom constituents AND the legal industry simultaneously (lawyers love ambiguous laws.) This is a no-brainer because it secures votes and funding for zero budget line items.

      How do I know all this? Follow the money. Note the topmost "industry" on that list. Click the link to see who gets the bulk of that cash by a 4-to-1 margin. I don't have to name names because you can read.

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    36. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      phrases "bear arms" (you might want to check 18th century uses of that phrase--it refers to military service and not private gun ownership)



      Yeah; sure. That's why so many early uses of the phrase in state constitutions expressed the right as "to bearm arms in defense of themselves and the state". They must have meant that people can individually call up the military to protect themselves. And I guess they added that second part because it was so clear that military service meant protecting the state and they loved repeating themselves.

      Maybe you should read a book by someone who has a clue instead of getting your deranged interpretation of history and language from the Sarah Brady fan club.

    37. Re:Pesky First Amendment by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      The 'well regulated' part was intended to refer to official inspection of the guns carried by the militiamen.

      It implies that the militia is subject to a certain level of oversight by the authorities.

      It implies that there is a degree of verification of the individual members of the militia; one might infer that they are required to present their firearms for inspection by a competent gunsmith with an official registering the gun and its owner as having been 'regulated'.

      I don't hear of any of this being applied to 'militias' in the USA today, in fact I think that if they tried to enforce it they'd end up with some, er, unscheduled firearm discharges going on.

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    38. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      Funny, why did you seize upon one word? Did I only quote "regulate?" Or is that just the easiest way to attack? The phrases "well regulated" and "security of a free state," taken in conjunction with the phrases "bear arms" (you might want to check 18th century uses of that phrase--it refers to military service and not private gun ownership) suggests a collective right, not an individual one.

      I can only assume--and forgive me if I do so incorrectly--that you support some form of gun control. If that's true, then I've had this conversation dozens of times previously. I "seized upon" (as you put it) that one word because it handily refutes your argument. Most gun control advocates point to the phrase "well regulated" as if it is acceptable to propagate "regulations" (i.e. laws) that infringe on the right to bear arms. However, when you take the language out of a modern context, and read it using the meanings the words had when it was written, you find that it's a simple statement: a well trained militia is necessary to the security of a free state. I ask you: where is the ambiguity here?

      As for "bear arms," someone else has already pointed out that there is language is state constitutions of the time that recognize the right to bears arms in defense of self in addition to the state. While this has no bearing in the federal context (except perhaps as a lens to view the 2nd amendment through) it's fairly clear that "bear arms" can mean something beyond military service.

      Last, let's say--just for the sake of argument--that you're correct about your interpretation of the 2nd amendment, that "bear arms" applies only in connection with military service, and that "regulate" implies the modern sense of the word. We'll also ignore all the contemporary writings on the subject, and conclude that the 2nd amendment is not a bar to restricting the ownership of firearms. We're still left with a problem: the constitution states that the federal government is one of limited powers, and has only those powers specifically delegated to it. Nowhere in the constitution will you find the power of the federal government to pass laws against firearms ownership.

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    39. Re:Pesky First Amendment by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Also note that the ACLU does not defend these religious Children either, and sometimes they have to drop the law suit because they cannot afford it to keep it going.

      See, that's completely and utterly false. Look here for example. If you're willing to either (1) make either a statement you know is untrue, or (2) make a statement that 15 seconds on google would have disproven, why should we believe any of your other assertions?

      You link to two stories off a right-wing Christian website, neither of which is especially detailed, and neither one of which, even if true, proves your claim--that there is institutional prejudice against Christians. The U.S. president has always been a Christian, congress is dominated by Christians, and there are plenty of evangelical judges in office too. Are you so desirous of being "persecuted" that you have to believe that you are somehow being discriminated against even when it's not true?

    40. Re:Pesky First Amendment by yuna49 · · Score: 1

      The law applies to "severe, repeated, and hostile behavior." What constitutes such behavior is up to a jury to decide, but I doubt a little name-calling would be sufficient. The Lori Drew/Megan Meier case is quite different from "name-calling" in that a middle-aged adult conducted a systematic and lengthy campaign of harassment against a 13-year-old girl. I'd call what Drew did far more "severe" than any of the name-calling I see on Internet forums.

      I'm not necessarily arguing in favor of this particular law, but the characterization of the bill presented here on Slashdot is frankly a parody of the actual language. Moreover you don't even have to read TFA; the actual language is right there in the summary at the top of the page.

      Again I'll note that if you want to worry about the implications of this case, I suggest looking at the Federal indictment of Drew last month. It has the potential to establish much more worrisome precedents.

    41. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about if that forum was archived by Google (e.g, Usenet posts, a Blogspot blog) or Amazon.com's Alexa Internet Archive.org, or heck, any of the various scraper sites that harvest discussion board posts and repost them as their own content.

      At that point, it's not something that can simply be ignored or forgotten, because it's searchable and available for an indefinite period of time. Plus, Archive.org also collects entire webpages, so even a defamatory website can be brought back up (along with its revision history) using the Wayback Machine function within Archive.org.

      That's why the cyberbullying laws have to be in place, specifying "on the Internet" to close any possible loopholes in existing laws. Even if the offending forum post or defamatory web page is removed from a specific site shortly after it was made (assuming the site owner will even remove the content to begin with), chances are good it has been archived already and is searchable by anyone, any time, any where in the world. That also means that anyone in the world can theoretically continue the cyberbullying where someone else may have stopped (see also the various Wikipedia talk page battles for some of this mob mentality).

    42. Re:Pesky First Amendment by limaxray · · Score: 1

      Sorry buddy, your collective 2A reading is a dying breed, and not too many well informed people are going to support it.

      Maybe this will help clear things up: 'Well regulated' in the 18th century context means 'skilled' or 'well trained'. And 'militia' means the ENTIRE body of the male population who are of fighting age (17-45 IIRC). So the term 'a well regulated militia' means 'a population who is skilled in the use of firearms and combat,' and the best way to ensure this is to allow the private ownership of firearms.

      Basically, the point of the 2A, as further described by the likes of Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, et al in the Federalist Papers and other era writings, is to ensure the PEOPLE have MILITARY arms. The idea is that the body of the population be privately armed as well as, if not better than, any standing army so that they can be well prepared to defend themselves, their state, and their country against any enemy, foreign or domestic. Furthermore, those who privately own firearms are going to be far more proficient than those who have never shot a firearm before basic training, and almost always make far better soldiers.

      Don't believe me? Look it up, but I suggest you stay away from the disingenuous Brandy Campaign types. Even a good number of prominent gun-grabbing law scholars accept this reading and openly criticize the Brady interpretation. If you don't like it, you need to petition congress to AMEND the constitution, as that's the only thing that is going to change it.

      I also suggest checking out Heller v DC, which should be decided any day now on this very debate. Needless to say, your collectivist theory stands a snow ball's chance in hell of holding up in the SCOTUS. It looks more like it'll boil down to how strict of an individual right the 2A is and what powers, if any, the government has to infringe on that right. (Come on strict scrutiny, daddy needs a new MG!)

    43. Re:Pesky First Amendment by limaxray · · Score: 1

      That's simply not true. Look at my post above. 'Well regulated' means 'proficient', as in the population is supposed to be proficient in the use of military arms. There never was any such requirement for members of the militia (the entire male population of fighting age who were not moral objectors) to have their firearms inspected. Yes, different people were expected to muster with certain types of arms, but there was no large scale inspection system as you suggest.

    44. Re:Pesky First Amendment by digitrev · · Score: 1

      Christian in name only.

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    45. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      <black guy> Man, I'm gonna get a gun and shoot the fuck outta this cracka whitey!
      *police stand by and do nothing.*
      <white guy> You hear what that nigger said? HE JUST THREATENED MY LIFE what the FUCK?!
      *police arrest white guy for a hate crime*

      ONLY white people can be racist in this world, apparently.

    46. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The second amendment is NOT arcane. It has a variety of mainstream uses including family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face.

    47. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regarding your reference to the US Bill of Rights being the supreme law of the land, I would like to point out that there are other ways to skit those constitutional amendments. One of the most effective I've ever heard about are international treaties. IIRC, according to the US Constitution a treaty ratified by Congress supersedes even the Bill of Rights.

      A case in point is how our anti-drug laws came into existence back in the early 1900s. I'm afraid I don't recall the specific treaty by name, but if memory serves it was planned and executed by US anti-drug missionaries specifically to skirt the Fourth Amendment and others. The result was the Harrison Tax Act of 1914.

      See http://www.druglibrary.org/schaffer/History/drug_law_timeline.htm

      How do you think such an onerous law like the DMCA was passed in the US, and how it continues to live on like the undead. It is because of the WIPO treaty of 1996 (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Intellectual_Property_Organization_Copyright_Treaty).

    48. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Now, if this person on the forum is someone you know in the real world, then things may well be a little hairier, but someone calling you names online from the other side of the country being made illegal? Sorry, but you don't have the right to not be offended or hear mean things. Grow a spine. Don't you know the difference between "the right not to be offended" and HARASSMENT?

      If someone is harassing someone, it makes NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE if they know them in real life or not, the action of targeting someone for harassment is not made ok by the use of a keyboard and screen. Live or over the net, harassing someone is not tolerable, and will be made illegal, as it should be.

      Grow a brain.
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    49. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      For example a public school student cannot read a bible at recess Why do you lie? Kids can read what they want at recess.
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    50. Re:Pesky First Amendment by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Thats funny because the definition of regulated I gave is what I've had from various American pro-gun supporters. Not one but several. Someone is misinterpreting something somewhere.

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    51. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Proof or it didn't happen.

    52. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you misundersand what "it was meant to do." The 2nd amendment was meant to leave ultimate power in the hands of the people--by enabling them to take up arms against a tyrannical government if required. Recall that the men who wrote the constitution has just done this very thing themselves--in fact, Lexington and Concord, the first battles of the Revolutionary War, were fought because the government was attempting to disarm the citizenry. The Redcoats were not trying to disarm the colonists, the guns were Crown property, and they were sent to prevent the guns from being stolen. Just because they were used by the militia, does not mean they were the militiamen's personal guns. If the colonists had taken the weapons, they would have at very least have been guilty of theft.
    53. Re:Pesky First Amendment by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      A bit late, but that's a huge load of fucking bullshit. Harassing someone IRL means the constant threat of physical violence and escalation. It means being afraid for your safety in many cases. What the hell is the equivalent of online harassment? The script kiddie claiming he can slag your computer? Utter bullshit. You can't block someone in real life without a restraining order. It's pretty easy to block someone online, or just flat-out ignore what they're typing. Not so easy in IRL when they're yelling in your face. They're nowhere near the same thing, you fucking idiot. And you're telling me to grow a brain?

    54. Re:Pesky First Amendment by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      you fucking idiot. And you're telling me to grow a brain? Hey, retard, you think the difference between a person in your face and a perason on the net needs explaining? That says a lot about the level of intelligence at which you function (quite low).

      Here's another difference you might have to have explained to you, IRL, you wouldn't have the guts to talk to me that way, loser.
      And that's the thing about trolls: cowards, attacking others from the safety of their keyboard, with their weak little arsenal of canned verbal abuse.

      You're affraid of losing the one small way you have to make you feel strong, the ability to type obsenities to people until they leave the places you infect.

      Don't grow a brain, grow a brain tumor, and DIAF.
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  10. When rickrolling is outlawed by DragonPup · · Score: 1, Funny

    Only outlaws will rickroll.

    Somehow I do not think this will survive a constitutional challenge.

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    1. Re:When rickrolling is outlawed by grahamd0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      At least we can finally stop that Anonymous Coward guy from posting those goatse links.

    2. Re:When rickrolling is outlawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nahh... That dude will post 'em from three or four anonymous relays that're in some other country that won't divulge jack... ;-)

  11. Legislation is not the solution. by Hamster+Of+Death · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You cannot legislate common courtesy and respect.

    Nor should you have to.

    1. Re:Legislation is not the solution. by subreality · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nor should you have to.

      Nor would you want to.

      In my experience, attempting to legislate common courtesy, or any other sort of common sense, just results in people feeling like they don't have any obligation to obey common sense as long as they stay within the bounds of the law.
    2. Re:Legislation is not the solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well we all know, now that it's illegal no one will do it anymore!

      doesn't everyone feel better now?!?

  12. Wait a tic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't we already have a Megan's Law? We can't have two emotion-based unnecessary laws with silly names.

    1. Re:Wait a tic by Vectronic · · Score: 1

      Well, there is also Jessica's Law.

      Megan^2 Law... RaWr sounds powerful...

      Megan's law
      Jessica's Law

      However, those laws (as far as I can see) do more good than harm, unlike this one.

  13. Coming soon .... by CyberLife · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... legislation requiring mommy to wipe your ass until age 18, at which time it becomes the responsibility of your employer (or the EDD if you are jobless).

    1. Re:Coming soon .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... legislation requiring the State to wipe your ass until age 18, at which time it becomes the responsibility of your employer (or the EDD if you are jobless). Fixed.
  14. And the government steps in for mommy. by Skreech · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Remember when you were little and some kid said they were gonna tell on you because you called them a poo-poo head? Yeah, that's what this is going to be like.

    Actually, it was more like some whiny kid who learned how to manipulate their parents to get the retribution they wanted against someone. Did some kid fairly take the last cookie? Go tell on him for stealing your cookie right out of your hands. Heh, as if there's not enough of that going around in Grown-Up Land with the legal system already.

    This concept has to die.

    1. Re:And the government steps in for mommy. by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Remember when you were little and some kid said they were gonna tell on you because you called them a poo-poo head?"

      Remember when you were little and called someone a poo-poo head and then their parents mindfucked you until you killed yourself?

      "Actually, it was more like some whiny kid who learned how to manipulate their parents to get the retribution they wanted against someone."

      Like creating a fake MySpace profile with the sole intent to harass.

    2. Re:And the government steps in for mommy. by ex0duz · · Score: 1

      Remember when you were little and some kid said they were gonna tell on you because you called them a poo-poo head? If you really used those words, i think you'd be the one to have to worry about getting bullied instead..
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  15. german love? by spazdor · · Score: 1

    Essen mein scheisse!

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    1. Re:german love? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Schatze, du bist so meisterhafte!

  16. Fook! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fuck this damned bullshit to hell and- er, um, I mean, I think I might think to oppose this, yes I do, if that's OK.

    1. Re:Fook! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your opposition to this law is illegal bullying of those who worked to create it.

  17. No more SPAM!!! by gr8_phk · · Score: 1, Funny

    Since all those messages trying to "coerce" me into buying penis pills will be illegal. And if that doesn't fit, then the quantity should certainly qualify as harassment which will also be outlawed. Cool!

    1. Re:No more SPAM!!! by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Since all those messages trying to "coerce" me into buying penis pills will be illegal. And if that doesn't fit, then the quantity should certainly qualify as harassment which will also be outlawed. Cool! Hm - you say that presumably in jest, but I wonder if there's something to it. Receiving dozens of emails stating that my p3n1s is too sm4ll is very demoralizing, and it makes me feel very harassed.
  18. The end of cable news? by iter8 · · Score: 5, Funny

    'Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication, with the intent to coerce, intimidate, harass, or cause substantial emotional distress to a person, using electronic means to support severe, repeated, and hostile behavior, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.'

    Does this mean they'll ban Bill O'Reilly?

    1. Re:The end of cable news? by j_rhoden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm okay with that, as long as they get rid of everyone else on cable news too, especially Nancy Grace and Keith Olbermann (Note: In Olbermann's case, they can allow him to do only sports. I could live with that)

    2. Re:The end of cable news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does this mean they'll ban Bill O'Reilly? If so, I'll support it.

      Seriously, the proposed Missouri law isn't that bad. The federal bill linked from TFA is retarded.
  19. Time for a new mod tag? by oldspewey · · Score: 2, Funny

    -1 Cyberbullying

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    1. Re:Time for a new mod tag? by that_itch_kid · · Score: 3, Funny

      -1 Cyberbullying We already have 10 of those:

      Offtopic: For people cyberbullying bloggers
      Flamebait: For people cyberbullying Slashdotters
      Troll: For people cyberbullying Apple
      Redundant: For people cyberbullying CowboyNeal
      Insightful: For people cyberbullying Microsoft
      Interesting: For people cyberbullying OOXML
      Informative: For people cyberbullying Windows
      Funny: For people cyberbullying US citizens
      Overrated: For people not putting in a decent Slashdot effort to cyberbully anybody
      Underrated: For people cyberbullying other moderators
  20. They failed by sharperguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    or cause substantial emotional distress to a person

    They just broke their own law, by trying to make the law.

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  21. This needs a modup. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    'Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication, with the intent to coerce, intimidate, harass, or cause substantial emotional distress to a person, using electronic means to support severe, repeated, and hostile behavior, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.'

    Does this mean they'll ban Bill O'Reilly? I like you : )

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  22. RESPECT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something need to be done about Cyberbullying, no doubt about it. But I think there is a work to do IRL first. Real life insults and mental abuses are still consired pretty much as "huh, deal with it... it's nothing". It's time that people realize that any lack of respect to a person is wrong and can have severe implications on a person's life.

    I think the real deal is for people to start respecting each others again.

    1 word -> RESPECT.

    1. Re:RESPECT by stubear · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that be R-E-S-P-E-C-T...errr....sorry, I was thinking of something completely different.

    2. Re:RESPECT by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Someone gets bullied/harassed in real life, you have many recourses - restraining orders, libel laws, etc.

      Someone gets bullied online... you turn the fucking computer off. It's that easy.

    3. Re:RESPECT by Flamora · · Score: 1

      So a person's leisure and enjoyment should be impeded because someone doesn't like them and is willing to harass them and create false slander to tarnish their reputation?

    4. Re:RESPECT by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      Hear, hear!

      Given how most Slashdotters have surely been on the receiving end of a bully at some point in their lives (myself included), I'll bet they'd gladly trade an asskicking delivered by the school thug for a bunch of idiots talking smack on Myspace.

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    5. Re:RESPECT by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      So a person's leisure and enjoyment should be impeded because someone doesn't like them and is willing to harass them and create false slander to tarnish their reputation? Well I prefer the term "GTFO off the Internets and take their fail with them", but yes quite frankly.

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  23. come on by unity100 · · Score: 2

    you very well know that what this bill ends up prosecuting wont be stuff like what you posted.

    1. Re:come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Kill yourself.

    2. Re:come on by definate · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I love that all of these posts are supposed to have been done to prove that it has some sort of credence, however they have all been modded funny.

      Kind of takes the kick out of it.

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    3. Re:come on by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      No thanks, I already killed myself over the Internet twice.

      Heaven didn't want me, Hell was too afraid I'd take over, so they sent me to Disney Land instead. I woke up on the Small World ride, and exited the park and went back home three days later.

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    4. Re:come on by tambo · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I love that all of these posts are supposed to have been done to prove that it has some sort of credence, however they have all been modded funny.

      :shrug: This is Slashdot... we all know that this is this is a horrid and shocking law, but we can't really get our collective panties in a bunch 'cause it's never going to be enforced. Its sole purpose is to send a "see, WE REALLY CARE" message from some lame-ass legislators to the Oprah crowd.

      So we can't really take it seriously. It's not even worthy of honest debate or devil's-advocacy. Hell, debating it just gives the reactionary, melodramatic legislators the attention they're craving.

      So, screw it. We're just gonna ridicule it - that's a better use of our time (and a more appropriate response.)

      - David Stein

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      Computer over. Virus = very yes.
    5. Re:come on by definate · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Good point, and so mock it we shall!

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    6. Re:come on by mstahl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We should mod them insightful instead?

    7. Re:come on by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Funny

      Jesus? Is that you?

    8. Re:come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir have hurt my feelings. It's the partyvan for you. Enjoy your stay in Pris^H^H^H^Hbantown, where you will be violated in the asshole by Burno, the happy clown shoe salesman.

      I WILL HAVE YOUR HUMILITY.

    9. Re:come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      i know very well that this bill will "end up prosecuting" whatever some prosecutor wants, regardless of what the original intent was.

    10. Re:come on by The+Aethereal · · Score: 1

      I agree. Laws are only used for their original purpose and are never abused.

    11. Re:come on by sskinnider · · Score: 1

      Its sole purpose is to send a "see, WE REALLY CARE" message from some lame-ass legislators to the Oprah crowd. You may be right, but unfortunately it will take some time before we see the unintended consequences of this law. That is where it will really bite us in the ass.
    12. Re:come on by jefu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But this is exactly the kind of thing that should be taken seriously. Sadly, it will probably not be used much to protect children who may need it, but will instead be used to protect politicians, the well heeled but disliked and so on.

      It is a pretty obvious way to choke out free speech - at least free speech about persons. The question would have to be "Will it pass the Supremes?" and I'd not want to bet either way on that.

    13. Re:come on by ShadowsHawk · · Score: 1

      You're so evil that they spit you out into one of the lower circles? *shudders*

    14. Re:come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, me and my Essays are working at the Home Depot and being paid to CuberBully people. Your next Homes...

    15. Re:come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a solution. It starts with s and ends with uicide.

    16. Re:come on by tambo · · Score: 1

      You may be right, but unfortunately it will take some time before we see the unintended consequences of this law. That is where it will really bite us in the ass.

      Nah... more likely it will just add to the bloated corpus of unread and unused laws in the state code of Missouri (and perhaps the U.S. Code.) And if any prosecutor with too much time on his or her hands ever tries to assert it against some poor sap defendant, any federal judge with an ounce of jurisprudence will summarily kick it to the curb as vague, an unconstitutional violation of the First Amendment, blah blah blah.

      So the only real consequence is another iota of bloat added to a body of mostly dead laws. Well, that and a temporary popularity bump for the attention-whoring legislators who ratified this turkey. Such is the state of the union... I weep for it.

      - David Stein

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    17. Re:come on by Der_Idiot · · Score: 1

      Up the road, not across the street. Do something right in your life for once!

    18. Re:come on by kickassweb · · Score: 1

      Um, I'm sure Elliot Spitzer thought the same thing, since so many politicians routinely buy high priced call girls and never get called on it . . .

      So next time you or someone you know is doing something someone in power doesn't like, that's when this law will be selectively enforced.

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    19. Re:come on by rootooftheworld · · Score: 1

      im dumb. show me how. asshelmet.

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  24. No need for a cyber law here by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Surely all these abuses/bullying are already illegal whether conducted by any means: letters, smoke signals or cyber.

    Making special cyber law reenforces the notion that the internet is different and has different rules.

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    1. Re:No need for a cyber law here by globaljustin · · Score: 1

      well said, probably in fewer words than I would have said it

      the idea that internet communication is somehow inherently *different* from other types of communication has caused a lot of grief, mistakes, overprosecution, and ignorant legislation.

      hope this law goes nowhere

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      Thank you Dave Raggett
  25. Anonymity and Forum Control Isn't Being Taught by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real issue is that kids who are being preyed upon are either (1) not being mindful of protecting their anonymity, or (2) using a site that deliberately publishes their identity (MySpace). Most of the respectable blogging websites don't force you to go to other people's blogs, and they usually let the user TURN OFF comments. Parents need to teach children how to safe guard their identity on-line, and how to control the forums in which their identity is exposed, rather than making yet more gashes in our coveted freedom of speech.

  26. spam causes stress... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the spam causes me lots of stress. Can we extend the War on Terror to some server farm in .ru .cn .hk .br or wherever? Pleeze :)

  27. Hardly seems fair by SeeSp0tRun · · Score: 1

    To sum up a much longer and deleted post...

    After getting 10 headshots in a row on the same guy, then proceeding to harass him for it... Should I be in jail for 2 years with drunk drivers, child molesters, and armed robbers?

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  28. Is this constitutional? by teslatug · · Score: 1

    This seems too open-handed, how do you actually quantify these? What's repeated: two times, fifty, 1000? What's severe: fuck off? I'll kill you? Etc

    1. Re:Is this constitutional? by joocemann · · Score: 1

      It IS too far open for interpretation. I don't see how this law will hold up in court when the constitution is brought into play.

      We don't even have legislation for IN-PERSON-BULLYING, so I don't see how this can float.

      I just hope it doesn't turn into another M.A.D.D.-esque witchhunt in congress to economically force all states to agree with this b.s. (No, I'm not saying drunk driving is not a problem, but the methods that were taken to get the 21+ drinking age, etc, were wrong.)
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    2. Re:Is this constitutional? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      This seems too open-handed, how do you actually quantify these? If only there were people whos' job it were to JUDGE issues like these.
      We could give them statues of a chick holding a balance, representing their duty to weigh the truth of the matter... it'd be awesome.
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  29. Hmm... by Renraku · · Score: 1

    Personally, I support the idea.

    However, instead of 'cyberbullying omg' I think that harassment laws should be revised to cover the Internet-era.

    Killing someone on a PvP server is not harassment. You came to the server willingly, and it is beyond reasonable that you expect that you will kill and be killed.

    Receiving messages on social networking sites, even lewd ones (assuming you're of legal age) is not harassment. You came there willingly, and it is beyond reasonable that you expect that you will receive messages..and its common sense that some people are perverts and have no shame.

    Its difficult to come up with harassment laws because there are so many ways to harass people. Is it harassment for that girl on the personals site to say that she's 120lbs and has no kids when she turns out to be 200lbs, married, and has three kids? What about if that hottie turned out to be your ex-girlfriend, there to get you out into public so she could try and guilt trip/threaten/be an annoying bitch? What if you went to see the hottie and decided to make new screenies to lure her out into public, and to just generally be a creepy bastard towards because she rejected you?

    The list goes on and on. I'd like to say that it needs to be handled on a case-by-case basis but that opens up the whole interpretation can of worms. Is it harassment because you're the rich snobish girl that had a practical joke pulled on her and some people laughed at for a few minutes? You bet your ass it is, because her daddy and mommy can afford an expensive lawyer to convince the judge that it is, and send some tasteless teenagers to jail for a few years.

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    1. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about if that hottie turned out to be your ex-girlfriend, there to get you out into public so she could try and guilt trip/threaten/be an annoying bitch?

      That's why we need to pass comprehensive legislation allowing one to smack a bitch!

    2. Re:Hmm... by Captain+Sarcastic · · Score: 1

      That's why we need to pass comprehensive legislation allowing one to smack a bitch!


      I spoke in a different post about "detestable, contemptible, and atrocious." Here's a prime example.
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    3. Re:Hmm... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      The problem with this thinking is that you have to provide those affirmative defenses to prosecution in Court with these laws in place.

      Do YOU happen to have tens of thousands burning in your pocket for that sort of thing? You don't? Oh, too bad. Guess you'll get a public defender and get the crapshoot that may/may not put you in prison. What? You don't think you'll be put to the test with this law? Think again.

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  30. Cyberbullying is wrong, but bullying is still OK by sweet_petunias_full_ · · Score: 1

    Otherwise this law would shut down pro wrestling, or what passes for it. You know, the ones where each wrestler says what they will do to the other guy in gory detail.

    And if someone says "I'm going to fucking kill Google" like some CEOs we've heard about, we will ignore that too.

    And, well, do I need to go on? It seems like if it's done on cyber then its wrong, but if it's done live then its OK because its normal emotional behavior.

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  31. The folks in office just dont get it... by denton420 · · Score: 1

    A lot of these laws seem to stem from the fact that more than half of the people drafting them do not even use the internet on a regular basis or at an advanced level beyond that of a 14 year old.

    These people are just out of their league. Old people just do not understand the internet since they did not grow up with it.

    Enforcing a kind of law like this would be like trying to stop all of the drugs from getting into America... hehe

    This will make me think twice about camping the grave yard in Area 52.

    I might just kill an emo kid one too many times and bam ... **Loading please wait** ...You have entered Federal Prison

    God bless America.

    1. Re:The folks in office just dont get it... by yuna49 · · Score: 1

      I'm almost 59, and I understand the Internet just fine, thank you. Hell, I'm even posting here on Slashdot.

      Age isn't the real factor, it's exposure. Most older people in senior positions have staff to deal with things like phones and the Internet. I know lots of older people who function quite well with email and web browsing. Just because they, like me, don't use IM or MySpace doesn't make them stupid or inexperienced. We just don't see any use for these technologies in our daily lives.

    2. Re:The folks in office just dont get it... by denton420 · · Score: 1

      Prove to me that you are not a minority and I will consider what you have said.

      So far you have proven otherwise (by being a slashdot poster ;))

  32. the legislation would have been superior by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Insightful

    if it was harassment by an ADULT on a person known to them to be a MINOR

    as was the case with meier

    or

    if it was harassment by an ADULT on a person known to them to be emotionally or mentally compromised

    as was ALSO the case with meier

    with those caveats, all trolling on the internet would not count in the legislation, mostly because it is anonmyous, and between (nominally) mentally fit adults

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    1. Re:the legislation would have been superior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with those caveats, all trolling on the internet would not count in the legislation, mostly because it is anonmyous, and between (nominally) mentally fit adults But how would you know that?

      It wouldn't be anonymous for long once a kid was involved and the subpoenas started flying.
  33. This will definetely change my modding behavior by slashdotmsiriv · · Score: 1

    From now on, I will give it a second and a third thought before i mod a poor slashdotter troll or flamebait.

    I hate trolls as much as the next guy, but I don't think they deserve 2 years in jail for that.

    Guys, please mod responsibly... noone deserves the federal pound me in the ass prison for calling Linux unusable.

    1. Re:This will definetely change my modding behavior by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I hate trolls as much as the next guy, but I don't think they deserve 2 years in jail for that. Hi, I'm the next guy. I want trolls bloodied and dropped in the middle of an ocean.
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  34. I don't think I have much to say... by Yeef · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ...that George Carlin didn't say on "You Are All Diseased."

    "Fuck the Children! ... Remember, this is 'Mr. Conductor' talking, I know what I'm talking about. I also know all you single dads and soccer moms who think you're such fucking heroes aren't going to like this, but someone's gotta tell you for your own good. Your children are overrated and overvalued. You've turned them into little cult objects. You have a child fetish and it's not healthy.

    ...

    What I'm talking about is this constant, mindless yammering in the media. This neurotic fixation that somehow everything, EVERYTHING, has to revolve around children. It's completely out of balance... The sooner you face it the better off you're gonna be.

    ...

    You can't save 'em all. You gotta let 'em go. You gotta cut 'em loose. You gotta stop overprotecting them, because you're making them too soft. Today's kids are way too soft. For one thing there's too much emphasis on 'safety'... Kids have to wear helmets now for everything but jerking off! Grown ups have taken all the fun out of being a kid... Whatever happened to natural selection? Survival of the fittest? The kid who swallows too many marbles doesn't grow up to have kids of his own! Simple as that.

    ...

    If you want to know how you can help your children: LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE!"

    Obviously some of the points he makes are exaggerated for comedic effect, but I think the underlying idea is spot on. Trying to protect kids from 'cyberbullying' is just stupid. There are assholes in the real world, that's just a fact of life. Trying to shield your kids (or anyone for that matter) from what basically amounts to name-calling will only ensure that they're not prepared to deal with people they might not like (something most adults have to do on a regular basis).

    As the RIAA has learned (or at least should have by now) is that trying to persecute something like this will only help to make it more popular. The way I see it, there are two things that need to be done to reduce online bullying (you can't stop it completely, of course).

    1. Keep people from becoming bullies in the first place. This is easier said than done and I can't say that I have any insight into how you'd even do this.

    2. Make sure that the targets of online bullies don't play into the role of 'victim.' Most Internet Tough Guys act the way they do for their own amusement, which they mainly get from the reactions of the people they irritate. If no one bothers to even flinch at their efforts you can bet that most of them would change their ways or simply disappear to try their hand elsewhere. Either way it's a victory.
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  35. Can already name people who've violated this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The faster this is signed, the better.

  36. End of the RIAA? by zmjjmz · · Score: 1

    Those are the exact kind of messages that the RIAA likes to send out :O This is good and bad...

  37. Leave the law alone. by Rageon · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This is a re-post from a comment I made the last time "cyber-bullying" came up on Slashdot:

    I'm a law clerk in the state court system, and have been for a little over two years. When I first started, I never saw much of anything that dealt with online content. Now, I'd say that maybe 5-10% of the protective orders ("Harassment Restraining Orders" in my state) deal with students (mostly high school and college) interacting via My Space or Facebook. So I do believe that "cyber bullying" is happening, at least to some extent. Some of it is BS, like parents not approving of their underage daughter's racy pictures of herself and the much-too-old boyfriend, or an angry match.com breakup, or whatever.

    Additionally, I don't believe we need any new laws to deal with this. At least I haven't personally seen a need yet. Generally, the existing harassment laws do just fine. They are already written broadly enough to cover "communications" via a number of methods. If someone communicates with you after you've told them you find their contact harassing, the law covers it, whether it's by phone, mail, in-person, or email. Special laws to cover the internet will only make it more difficult to do my job, and more importantly the job of the judges who ultimately make the decisions. And believe me, they are not well equipped to understand online material. Boiling it all down to "communications" is just easier. Court personal and prosecutors are already overworked in many areas, and complicating matters further will basically just mean that either other cases involving more traditional speech will have to be given a lower priority, or that none of it gets the attention it needs.

    The one situation that's hard to handle is postings to other people's blogs that are unconnected to the recipient. Trying to analogize a blog posting is a bit difficult -- it's not like we've ever had much of a problem of people speaking bad of each other via physical billboards. But really, that's protected free speech, until it rises to the level of a treat. So essentially, the one situation a politician could conceivably attempt to control is basically impossible control due to that pesky constitution of ours (I know, politicians hate it).

    Bottom line, leave the law alone. Stop grandstanding. And throw enough money at the judicial system to be able to spend enough time of each case, and give prosecutors the money to have enough people to pursue the cases that need the most attention. But I suppose it's a lot easier to "JUST THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!" by coming up with crazy laws, rather than simply funding courts.

    1. Re:Leave the law alone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be a very bad idea.

      Throwing money at the legal system will encourage the creation of more laws, more lawyers and more cases.

      In my experience, even judges are happy to let cases drag on for ever, delaying issues A & B until a later hearing but never forgetting to award a nice sum to the lawyers at each stage.

      When neither party has money, the circus stops very quickly, and decisions get made there and then.

      Of course, as a law clerk, you are a vested interest.

    2. Re:Leave the law alone. by Rageon · · Score: 1
      How will giving COURTS more money lead to more laws and lawyers? I'm talking about things like having enough judges so that the current ones aren't overworked and thus have enough time to actually take a look at the things in front of them. As it is now, many things don't get even a fraction of the attention they really require.

      I don't know any judges who are "happy" to let cases draw on forever. And certainly don't know any who award attorney fees in absence of very unreasonable conduct.

      When neither party has money....the state just pays for it.

      If I intended to be a law clerk indefinitely, then maybe I'd have a vested interest. But I don't, so my only interest is having a working judicial system.

    3. Re:Leave the law alone. by argel · · Score: 1

      The DA declined to prosecute in this case because no Missouri law was found to apply. So either the DA did not try hard enough or in Missouri the current laws do need to be updated.

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  38. Might as well get my two cents in now.. by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Welp, I might as well call the people who thought this one up "Fucking Idiots" while it's still legal to do so.

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  39. Blatant violation of first amendment by Eravnrekaree · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This law is a blatant violation of free speech and the first amendment. While I do not agree with "cyberbullying", we are talking about speech here rather than an actual physical act of violence. As well, it is much eisier to ignore verbal abuse on the internet, with block lists, or simply minimising the window, that a law is truly unnecessary. There are a class of crimes called stalking, but on the internet medium these can be fairly easily combated with the ignore lisr etc.

    We should not have to live in fear of everything we say perhaps being misconstrued in some wa. That is the kind of society which this will lead to, where people live in fear basically of saying anything.

  40. This is just pointless. by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can't we just outlaw being a teenager? I mean, if you look at all the major sources of cattiness, abuse, insults, hatefulness, and other means of emotional abuse it's goddamned nearly always teenagers. I think that a much more logical response to this problem would be to execute each and every American child found guilty of being over the age of twelve. Once they're twenty we can pardon them, and then the entire world will be happy, peaceful, and in no way unpleasant.

    1. Re:This is just pointless. by Pitr · · Score: 1

      You're really tired of getting pwned online in quake aren't you? (or pac man or whatever it is kids play these days) ;)

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    2. Re:This is just pointless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I think that a much more logical response to this problem would be to execute each and every American child found guilty of being over the age of twelve."

      I will correct your previous statement to make it even clearer.

      I think that a much more logical response to this problem would be to execute each and every American *female* child found guilty of being over the age of twelve. The teenage female is certainly the most dangerous to all of society.

    3. Re:This is just pointless. by Iberian · · Score: 1

      Given the government and the efficiency with which it operates this may well work. By the time they are convicted, sentenced, and marked for execution it will be time for a pardon (which may take another 8 years)

  41. Cyberbullying?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the hell is cyberbullying? Unlike real life, where you may need to go to school or where ever and deal with hostile people, you don't have to deal with it on the internet. 'Cyberbullies' don't just walk up to you on the internet because they don't like the look of your avatar, it's not like they leave their popular coolpeople.com site and go to the D&D forums and start messing with people. And even if they did that's what ignore, block, you're-dead-to-me, and other similar commands are for. Here are the solutions to this problem. A: don't trust people online, B:if someone says something you don't like, stop talking to them, C: if someone says things that hurt your feelings, suck it up or get some therapy or something. It's really not that hard...

    By the way, has anyone proposing this law even BEEN on the internet? Causing some kind of emotion distress (fear, anger, sadness, frustration, whatever) is probably at least 10% of content on the internet. Again, suck it up or fight back. As easy as it is to be on the internet and not talk to ANYONE, this proposal is obviously a knee jerk reaction. How do people not get sick at the thought of the government's amazing ability to blow million's of dollars we give them on a variety of poor ideas like this?

  42. It's illegal because it happened online? by PPCAvenger · · Score: 1

    Let me get see if I got this straight; If somebody is being a bully on the Internet it's a crime punishable by up to two years in prison but if somebody is being a bully in, say, our public school system then it's .... just another day in the life of countless public school students.

      How does doing it to somebody over the Internet where you have the power to block, ban or otherwise delete any commentary you find offensive constitute itself to be a greater threat to somebody's emotional state than it happening, face-to-face, day after day, in a setting they have no control over and where there is effectively no protections in place?

      If this were to pass could the law then be used to try and prosecute the tens of thousands of school bullies across the country? Why not? Once a law is in place it's open to all kinds of rationals and interpretations waiting to be tested in court.

      On the one hand, as the victim of bullying many years ago I would say let's see what happens. Let the geeks and nerds stage a legal assault on their oppressors. Perhaps once the useless, disruptive elements are removed from the system public education will improve.

      On the other hand, as an adult this is clearly ridiculous and if passed could only lead to very bad things. The wholesale removal of bullies would just lead to an even greater decline in our nation as these kids will go from getting a bad education with a 50% drop out rate to getting none at all.

      Not to mention the obvious implications for free speech in our society...

      More ill conceived, reactionary legislation... oh wait, it's an election year! What else will they come up with before November?

    1. Re:It's illegal because it happened online? by tonytraductor · · Score: 1

      Let me get see if I got this straight; If somebody is being a bully on the Internet it's a crime punishable by up to two years in prison but if somebody is being a bully in, say, our public school system then it's .... just another day in the life of countless public school students. Having taught in public schools here, I can say most emphatically that we have all kinds of laws against realtime/physical bullying in the schools, and numerous programs to attempt to id4entify, prevent, and punish it.
  43. Nanny State in Full Force by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    If you are effected by this pseudo bullying, you have issues anyway. Its not the so called 'harassment' that is the problem here.

    If someone is online saying something you don't like, try walking away from the PC.. its not that hard, really. If you cant, then you really need to be seeking in-patient professional help.

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    1. Re:Nanny State in Full Force by limaxray · · Score: 1

      Things like this make me wonder where the 'nanny state' ends and where the 'police state' begins. It's bad enough when you think about it from the nanny state perspective: "lets protect all the the children so they don't have to worry about reading unkind words." It's even worse when you look at it from the police state perspective: "lets throw people in jail just for saying something mean."

  44. Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by elucido · · Score: 4, Interesting



    This law just proves that our political leaders are complete idiots, at least the people deciding writing the wording on the laws.

    Why the hell should we be worried about virtual bullying when we have real bullying to outlaw?

    1. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by spazdor · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I guess the idea is that in real life, bullies are at least subject to the accountability that having a name and a face forces upon them. Without those restrictions, they're free to get a lot more ruthless.

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    2. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by cheater512 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What happened to sticks and stones?

    3. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If we outlaw bullying in high schools, then who are going to be our new police officers, lawyers, business managers, politicians, ushers, security guards, and other job positions that require the employee to be a bully?

      Who will be our military drill sergeants, will R. Lee Ermey be the last of the drill sergeant instructors and instead we end up with drill sergeant instructors that have to be nice to the new recruits? "That is a sloppy job with reassembling that rifle, private Pyle, now drop and write me an 'I'm sorry' letter and try it again, please. Thank you very much private Pyle."

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    4. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by spazdor · · Score: 4, Funny

      Didn't you hear? The Children Of The Future are composed entirely of feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelings.

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    5. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by Satan+Gave+Me+a+Taco · · Score: 4, Funny

      They broke my bones :(

    6. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by Zak3056 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Didn't you hear? The Children Of The Future are composed entirely of feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelings.

      Nothing more than feelings?

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    7. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      I swear, kids these days just don't have any backbone. One "bad word" and they go running and crying to mommy, grow up and get over it already.

    8. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by BPPG · · Score: 1

      They're composed of hard feelings on the outside, it keeps them from falling apart.

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    9. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by Hojima · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This law just proves that our political leaders are complete idiots, at least the people deciding writing the wording on the laws. Actually, this mostly proves how much politicians don't care, and how much soccer moms with nothing to do actually care. What was probably going through their mind is "fuck it, we'll just give em' 2 years and if enough people piss and moan about it we'll change it again". Politicians only have the ambition to get voted, so they only have to worry about money and people who actually give a shit enough to do anything. It's our fault for being too lazy. Here's a link if you're interested in getting started: http://greghartnett.com/12-ways-to-get-involved/
    10. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      the problem with the information age is that we now have virtual world where words can virtually kill you
      and we also have the problem where a "dogpile" can do some "real" damage (see slashdot effect)

      i would like to see corps get tagged under RICO and other anti-mafia laws (you setup a server to even semi automatically DOS someone you should get a full scale NO_KNOCK warrant served on your DC and your systems pulled)

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    11. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by b4upoo · · Score: 1

      We have little hope of taking care of people who are emotional wrecks. Maybe we should pass a law that sissies get their act together and toughen up.

    12. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by Znork · · Score: 1

      This law just proves that our political leaders are complete idiots

      See, that's just the type of comments they want to ban. After all, don't politicians have feelings?

      This is certainly one law I cant see GWB vetoing.

    13. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happened to sticks and stones? Names can lead to the sticks and stones. As a much older man, I went back to school recently with the intention to find the will to kill myself. I wanted to kill myself, but it's not easy to to do. I needed some extra motivation. So I went to a US university. I was begging to eat some shotgun shells in no time with all the teasing. I was teased unmercifully and incessantly at least in some of my classes. In other classes the rest of the students treated me pretty nicely. Did they think that being old meant I was deaf and they can say all sorts of rude things about me while in the same room with me? I admit I do look pretty weird and act pretty weird. Maybe I became a little paranoid. Maybe all the laughing wasn't directed at me, but at least some of it was. I try to stay isolated in my room and never go out, like a hikikomori. And it does help. The best way to escape bullying and teasing is just to avoid other humans. It works. Anyway, by the end of one semester I already had a detailed plan to kill the group of 5 students (4 guys and one girl) who were making my life miserable in one of my classes. Actually I wanted to rape the girl, rather than kill her. She was kind of hot. I didn't go ahead with the plan only because something happened and I had enough money that I didn't have to work anymore. So I could hide myeself in my room, close the shades and never come out.
    14. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      Would you commit suicide if I called you a fucktard? :P

    15. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

      You mean bullying should be limited to those that can back it up with brawns? I call discrimination against geeks!

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    16. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nah, I'd ridicule you on the internet for creating a moronic word that no dictionary would even consider accepting.

      Then I'd get sued for belittling your intelligence and spelling ability and vanish for 2 years.

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    17. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      This law just proves that our political leaders are complete idiots, at least the people deciding writing the wording on the laws.

      And therefore, by extension, so are the people that put them in office.

      Next!

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    18. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      After all, don't politicians have feelings?

      I don't care about the feelings of people that don't care about mine. Quid pro quo.

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    19. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're gonna get such a wedgie after work.

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    20. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ha! HA! Joke's on you, I don't wear underwear today!

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    21. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by aproposofwhat · · Score: 4, Insightful
      In the UK, at least, we have the Public Order Act which treats this sort of behaviour (when conducted in public) as unacceptable.

      It's no great stretch of the imagination to see forums, Facebook, Second (for fuck's sake get a first) Life and all the other online chat / blog comments / whatever defined as public expression, so whatever isn't acceptable in real life should be no less vilified online.

      Bullying is bullying - full stop, and the significant difference with online bullying is that the victim can't turn round and kick seven shades of shit out of the bully.

      I was bullied as a child, but only ever once by each bully - they soon learned the lesson once I broke noses and fingers.

      If I had been subject to online bullying, many lessons would not have been taught, and I might have been affected by the verbals - as it is, there are quite a few people in their late 40s who stopped bullying as a result of a good kicking from me.

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    22. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by Clockwork+Apple · · Score: 1

      Yeah, my first thought was wont this kick televangelism in the nuts.

      I mean without having a message intended to cause fear of infinite torture for not following "the word", then how will they ever convert nonbelievers? And this shit is on TV every freakin day, so that meets the repetition requirment. Radio too will have to go too I guess, and even mega-churches cause they use lots of electronics like amps and big-screens. Hell, even most small churchs use electronic P.A. systems.

      Oops.

      C.

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    23. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Language exists outside of dictionaries, you know. In fact, dictionaries record language, rather than define it, even though many think otherwise.

    24. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by Archangel_Azazel · · Score: 1

      "I was bullied as a child, but only ever once by each bully - they soon learned the lesson once I broke noses and fingers."

      Taken one step further, you're basically saying 'an eye for an eye'. Personally I'm seeing that as we raise yet another generation of "unique snowflakes" we're straying farther from where we need to be. Personal esteem is a great thing, however I don't understand this concept of stepping on one to raise another. Little Johnny scraped his knee at school because of the bad wood chips on the playground, so mommy sues on her little angel's behalf and now we have nerf playgrounds.(Be thankful kid, I had cement and pea gravel!) Some people don't like it when people smoke around them, so they just ban smoking. Law-makers now actually cater to special interests so they can pick up the donations from those groups. People have strayed so far from personal responsibility now it's almost unreal. We've got corporations that are making billions of dollars in profit while at the same time demanding relief in the form of additional millions of tax abatements. Patent law is quickly becoming a joke, and extremist views are becoming the norm.

      Personally, if you can't take responsibility for your own actions, and the consequences of those actions, I don't think you should be able to hold society responsible and force them to change to suit your own individual (or small group for that matter.) tastes. Laws are there to keep others from immediate danger or harm, or, to keep business fair (at least that's what they tell me ;-) ). If businesses are screwing their customers, then we need to take action (such as the anti-trust laws) to make sure it stops occurring. If individuals or small groups are causing undue harm or duress, then steps need to be taken to alleviate that. Sadly, even that line of thinking is prone to extremism... and I just don't have a solution to that part yet.

      Simply put, don't hold society responsible for your personal problems. As more people populate the planet, each individual gets less of the finite resources. That's simply the way it is. If you don't like it, research ZPG.

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    25. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a noob! Wait, what's that sound? It sounds like my door was just kicked in! *Government Secret Police or whatever person enters room* GSPoWP: We have reason to believe that you have been cyberbullying, and using mean languange such as noob. *Person looks at the screen.* GSPoWP: Aha! Caught in the act. *I get dragged out of the room.* Politicians...

    26. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by Denial93 · · Score: 3, Funny
    27. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      The federal government can't get involved in district/municipal/state laws -- that's why this law is interstate/intercountry only. They're doing everything they're allowed to legally do, which doesn't include outlawing local bullying.

      The trick is that for most people, sites like myspace and facebook are interstate, so the Feds have jurisdiction, even if the bullying is being done locally. If it was being done on some local BBS, it would be up to the state or lower authorities to do something, which they generally don't want to do, as most non-federal governments don't like to get involved in messing with people's lives on that level (bad politics with smaller voting populations).

    28. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by PawNtheSandman · · Score: 1

      1, 2, 3, 4, I love the Marine Corp 5, 6, 7, 8, if she don't love me back I'll cut myself and post the video on MySpace.

    29. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Ok, so it's a perfectly cromulent word.

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    30. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by ihatethetv · · Score: 1

      Yea, we typically wait until their about 18 and unemployed to toughen them up....we typically use wars.

    31. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      no you'd not only get sued, you'd go to jail for "cyberbullying" and when you raised the defense that it was a response to his
      "meatspace bullying" they'd respond with: "that's still legal. Since only you broke the law, only you will go to jail".

      About the person who said kids have no spine these days. I sadly must concur. My kids are learning (3 and 5) that they can come to me for anything, but that they may not always get the interdiction that they hoped for. Sometimes they have to solve their own problems. I'll given them the tools, and support, but they will need to go and do it.
      This did, however, result in my daughter taking a hand pump (those plastic balloon pumps) and smacking one of the boys in her pre-school with it because they were picking on her and her kid brother... I made her apologize and then explained how (and why) her response was in error and what would have been a better response. Lucky for me the boy's mom also had seen the teasing, and did not wholly disagree with my daughters handling of the situation :-)
      -nB

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    32. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      What happened to sticks and stones? I was 8 when I realised I could make girls cry with just a word, grow up already.
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    33. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by Wildclaw · · Score: 1

      I was bullied as a child, but only ever once by each bully - they soon learned the lesson once I broke noses and fingers. In that case you weren't bullied. You were simply probed.

      Bullying occurs when a bully finds a target that doesn't have the mentality to fight back, which may occur once in every 10 or 20 targets.

      That is why I hate all the "just fight back" replies that pop up whenever a bullying article occurs on slashdot. If the child had the mentality to fight back it wouldn't be bullied in the first place.

      But no, it is the child who dislikes violence and fighting who is at fault, while the bully is just doing his duty. I guess the same people think we shouldn't imprison fraud artists, because those who fall for it needed to learn a lesson. Or to go even further. The girl who got raped is at fault because she didn't fight back strongly enough.
    34. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by Down8 · · Score: 1

      If they are 18 and unemployed, they deserve a kick in their lazy ass.

      Oops, will I be arrested now?

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    35. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by rootooftheworld · · Score: 1

      dude, i got enough mental AND phisical harasment when i was younger, and look at me now. Though not addicted (yet) obsesed with drugs, hating any and every authoritie to some exetent, in fear of what might hapen next. FUck, EVEN TODAY I cary a razor to high-school, just in case. Im technicaly a potential school shoter.The second time I heard 'no' when I started looking for a girlfreind, I went through half a bottle of wine. Do you wat that for your kids? I mean we do need eminem, dr. house and their like, but chance produces enough of us, OKAY?

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    36. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by rootooftheworld · · Score: 1

      Sierra Tango Foxtrot Uniform

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    37. Re:Shouldn't we outlaw bullying in schools first? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Did you try to say that to bullies in school?

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  45. Being bullied? Get off. by eggman9713 · · Score: 1

    If you are being bullied by someone online, there are trivial things you can do. Growing a spine would be one, but all cynicism aside, if its on IM, it is trivial to block someone. If it's on myspace, make your myspace page private and de-friend the individual. If it's in a chat room that you can't mod, don't go there anymore. Whatever happened to walking away knowing that you are mature enough that you won't be making french fries for a living.

    1. Re:Being bullied? Get off. by joocemann · · Score: 1

      What you are describing is personal responsibility.

      Not a lot of that here in the US.

      Corporations subvert responsibility.
      Government agencies deny or simply point fingers.
      States find their own bully-pulpit to blame.
      Citizens hate more than love each other.
      Families fall apart.
      Individuals blame anything but themselves.

      I hate to say it, but its time for some Ron Paul.

    2. Re:Being bullied? Get off. by seriesrover · · Score: 1

      it is true that one could do certain things to stop the harrasment, and probably a good idea. And you're right to take the moral high ground. However, the onus shouldnt be on the person being persecuted to change their ways or have to go to unnecessary lengths to defend themselves. The onus is on the bully to stop playing power games with someone that they perceive to be weaker. It is also worth pointing out that not everyone has the disposition 'to grow a spine' or have a thick skin - if someone has a timid personality then they will fall victim far easier.

  46. It's our job to raise their kids. by elucido · · Score: 1

    Whatever happened to parents' responsibility for what their kids do (including online activities?) This law just goes to show that there is no such thing as parental responsibility. We are the parents now. It's our job to raise their kids.

    When some parent lets their kid talk to adults on the internet, it's our job to protect that kid.

    I agree with you, I support personal responsibility, but lazy parents want to make the internet into a daycare for their kids.
  47. Now we have virtual bullying laws. by elucido · · Score: 1

    In the case in question, it was the *PARENT* that was doing it.

    I dunno... seems to me this could all be handled under existing law. I mean, they DID bring charges against the parent. Let's call it what it is. This is not a law to protect us from identity theft, or from hacking (real physical bullying), this is a virtual bullying law.

    We are entering into an era where there will be virtual crimes, governed by virtual laws. I think this has to be stopped now else the internet will be rendered completely useless.

    If they keep passing laws like this, us hackers and technical types should leave the USA and go to a country that has laws favorable to our lines of work. I mean seriously, virtual bullying now?

    Whats next? Virtual taxes? taxing websites ? taxes users for each screen name they use? Taxing gamers?

    1. Re:Now we have virtual bullying laws. by cheater512 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm surprised you guys are still in there. :P

      Come to Australia or Europe. Both are nice places.

    2. Re:Now we have virtual bullying laws. by PitaBred · · Score: 1
  48. It's a virtual law not "cyber" law. by elucido · · Score: 1

    Surely all these abuses/bullying are already illegal whether conducted by any means: letters, smoke signals or cyber.

    Making special cyber law reenforces the notion that the internet is different and has different rules.

    There is a difference. A virtual law is a law which attempts to create virtual crime. A cyber law might just be a law to prosecute identity thieves.

    This is a virtual law. Being a bully is not a crime anywhere else. Kids are bullied in school and there is no law against it. Adults are bullied at work and there are barely any laws against it.

    Why are we trying to solve the bullying problem in a virtual environment instead of creating laws in the real world? It's simple, this is a way for the government to destroy the internet.

    First comes the virtual laws.

    Next comes virtual taxes on your screen names and email accounts so the government can tax you for every email you send.

    Finally the government will make you use a special ID or license to use the internet at all.

    It's coming because we tolerate all these virtual laws that don't really have anything to do with the physical world.
    1. Re:It's a virtual law not "cyber" law. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Being a bully is not a crime anywhere else.
      I'd have thought would fall under such things as affray, harrassment, possibly defamation, and assault. One of those doesn't work online, of course. But IANAL.
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  49. Wrong, the video game taxes come next. by elucido · · Score: 1



    If they can criminalize behavior in the virtual world on websites and chatrooms, they can tax behavior in the virtual world of video games and X-box live.

    Prepare yourself for the day where there is a video game tax.

    Prepare yourself for the day where you need a license to access the internet at all just so the government can track your behavior so as to enforce the virtual laws.

    1. Re:Wrong, the video game taxes come next. by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      if that happened, voice chat would simply be removed.

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    2. Re:Wrong, the video game taxes come next. by cjb658 · · Score: 1

      Coming soon: the War on Cyberbullies!

    3. Re:Wrong, the video game taxes come next. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      If it's as successful as the War on Drugs and the War on Terror, I'd rest easily if I was a Cyberbully.

      As a taxpayer, though...

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    4. Re:Wrong, the video game taxes come next. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Like getting rid of voice chat would help. Faggot.

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  50. but check out paragraph ix... by WheresMyDingo · · Score: 1

    which encourages cyberbullying of other nations

  51. Give me a @#$%ing break. by Captain+Sarcastic · · Score: 1

    1) The case of Megan Meier is an anomaly. A pair of PARENTS decided to put this kid through an emotional wringer to screw up her life.

    Detestable, contemptible, and atrocious? Yes. A widespread case? I don't think so. A sound basis for a law making it illegal? I doubt it.

    2) Knee-jerk reactions, especially in an election year, are to be expected, particularly by a legislature that is sharply divided along partisan lines. Either party will want to use this as a tool to stay in office.

    Detestable, contemptible, and atrocious? Yes. A widespread case? Yes - along with anti-flag-burning amendments, laws requiring the rating of video games and bills proposing convicted sex offenders to be put on 24-hour electronic surveillance for life. A sound basis for a law making it illegal? Don't I wish.

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  52. A license to go online. by elucido · · Score: 1

    Just like you need a license to drive and you can be arrested for driving without a license, this allows cops to charge you for speeding.

    They can do the same with the internet. Require a us all to have a license to access the internet and simply arrest everyone who accesses it without a license.

    Now they can enforce all their thought crimes and virtual laws.

  53. Why a seperate law? by psychcf · · Score: 1

    Isn't cyberbullying basically harassment? Why do we need a seperate law? how would they enforce this, it's easy to fake this stuff due to the nature of the internet. Also, I think a lot of these cases are caused by problems with the 'victim' themselves, the harassment just acts as a catalyst.

    1. Re:Why a seperate law? by Forbman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because defense lawyers would be too adept at arguing that "there isn't a 'specific' law against the alleged actions of their clients, and that the prosecutors are reaching far outside the scope and intent of the drafters of the law(s) in question". And some of the judges would probably agree with those arguments enough times to create precedences.

      Look at all the grief the Supreme Court throws at obscenity laws when cases involving them get appealed to their level... people should just give up on passing those laws and find other ways, but they won't. Either the law is too specific or overly broad, and there really appears to be no middle ground for the Supremes.

      These kinds of "cyber-bullying" laws won't help much, either, but it makes everyone feel good because "something was done". And they will tend to be unevenly applied, as well. Children of Mayor Dailey in Chicago getting "cyberbullied" while playing WoW? Better watch out... Children of someone who is not too fond of The Mayor? Good luck, oh, and, well, sorry for taking so long to plow your street or pick up your garbage... With the fluidity of establishing new on-line identities, it would take some pretty far-reaching steps to enforce on someone w/o throwing them in jail, and somehow I could see a judge having something to say about the overreaching of the authorities and the punitive nature of any judgments against the scale of the (alleged) criminal behavior...

      These kinds of laws are kind of like magnetic yellow ribbons on cars & such.

      Does the dragging death of the guy in Texas really need "hate crime" laws? Well, no, but yes, they were passed in Texas. However, legislatures giving the judges the ability to weigh in on the punishment phase taking the nature of the crimes (including criteria that are involved with hate crimes) to increase penalties would make more sense, as would allowing the prosecution to seek special status on the charges, like in many jurisdictions involving a potential death penalty prosecution.

  54. Underwater city by Nullav · · Score: 1

    Oh, screw this. You're all fucked. I'm just going to build an underwater city and leave all of you to choke to death on your own spit. By the way, I'm going to mock people on the Internet when I'm done. (Muahahahaha!)

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  55. Virtual laws allow for virtual crime. by elucido · · Score: 1

    Of course if you get arrested for committing a virtual crime you go to real jail. It's just a way to increase the prison population and provide more jobs for cops.

    Why do you think we have so many laws to govern driving? so they can give you tickets for speeding.

    Virtual laws will allow them to give you tickets for ANY behavior or THOUGHT you have while using the internet. And the license to access the internet is coming soon and we will all need one to access this site.

  56. Restraining orders, etc by Tmack · · Score: 1
    One would think we could just rework the existing laws that already deal with harassment to cover this, up to and including restraining orders. If someone harasses you, you file a complaint to the police, who then issue an order to cease and desist the activity causing harassment, generally proximity to the other party. Instead of just tacking on "on the internet" and calling it a new law, the restraining orders should be worded such that that activity is covered. Same as sending someone threatening letters after being restrained from that someone will probably not go over well with the judges and juries: continuing to create harassing webpages, sending emails, IM's, and whatever other online activity after being warned about harassment should do the same. This reeks of "OMGTHINKOFTHECHILDREN" political pandering.

    Tm

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    1. Re:Restraining orders, etc by Rary · · Score: 1

      What you're basically saying is, instead of adding "on the internet" to the existing laws, we should add "on the internet" to restraining orders.

      The problem is that restraining orders are reactive, whereas laws attempt to be proactive. A law says "you can't do X". A restraining order says "you've been doing X, and there's nothing we can do about that, but now you can't do X anymore". Laws are always in effect, restraining orders have to be applied for -- and can be denied.

      Laws are much more effective than restraining orders.

      By the way, restraining orders aren't issued simply because someone is being harassed. The person has to be in immediate physical danger.

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    2. Re:Restraining orders, etc by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      By the way, restraining orders aren't issued simply because someone is being harassed. The person has to be in immediate physical danger.

      Talk for your country. In mine, stalking (even with no intent to actually interact with the person on any level) is reason enough to get a restraining order slapped around you. That includes any form of communication, too.

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    3. Re:Restraining orders, etc by Rary · · Score: 1

      ...stalking (even with no intent to actually interact with the person on any level) is reason enough to get a restraining order slapped around you.

      Yes, it is possible to get a restraining order for being stalked, even without immediate physical danger. My bad. However, it's much more difficult to get the restraining order granted. I know someone who has been in that situation and was denied the restraining order because there was no immediate physical danger.

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  57. The first amendment doesn't apply anymore. by elucido · · Score: 1

    You know, if it wasn't for that pesky 1st Amendment, we could fix a lot of the problems that people think they have.

    We could limit advertisers.

    We could limit hate groups.

    We could stop bullies.

    We could stop lobbyists.

    But, alas, we are stuck with the damn thing. Ooh, have an idea. We can pass laws to limit the 1st Amendment protections in clear violation of the Constitution. And no one will have the balls to take it to the Supreme Court. And if they do, the Supreme Court *may* overturn the law but we'll have stopped literally *tens* of cyber-bullies.

    After all, USians have been shitting on the 2nd Amendment for the last hundred years. It's about time the 1st gets some love too. First we said we should give up our first amendment rights to fight child pornographers. So we created laws to remove freedom of speech if it's pornographic images of children.

    But this wasn't enough, we had to outlaw virtual child porn as well, creating the first thought crime.

    But that still wasn't enough, we have to now regulate ALL behavior on the internet, with the end result being a completely government controlled internet.

    What this means is:

    If you go to the wrong website you could lose your license to access the net.

    If you insult somebody you could be charged with bullying and go to prison, and or lose your license to access the net.

    These virtual bullying laws have to be enforced, so now there will be hundreds of thousands of cops patrolling the chatrooms just like they patrol the highways waiting to see who speeds.

    If you bully someone in front of an cybercop, and the victim presses charges, the real cops could show up at your door and arrest you and you could be stripped of your internet license.

    Also by forcing you to have an internet license you can be taxed according to your thoughts and online behavior.

    If you go to certain websites you could be taxes, say if it's gambling, or porn sites.

    If you play games online you could be taxed.

    If you own too many screen names you could be taxed.

    If you swear online you could be taxed.

    Do you see where this is going? And the state and local governments can institute any laws they want to govern internet uses and use their internet cops and license scheme to regulate your thoughts and behavior online.

    To wrap it up, this is about thought control, and it has absolutely nothing to do with bullying. If it were about bullying we'd be focused on outlawing bullying, the internet would have nothing to do with it.

    And I'd support outlawing bullying if it includes outlawing school bullying. I'm just tired of virtual laws to govern our minds. The virtual sphere is not physically real, it's just in our minds, this website is just infomation and to govern that is to govern our thoughts and speech.
  58. More patching of the leaky dam... by ludomancer · · Score: 1

    It would be easier to focus on making a more moral society to bring people up in. Making laws against things doesn't keep people from doing them. Raising them in an environment that teaches what's productive vs. counter productive to society does.
    That goes right to the source and allows an educated person to use their own judgment when it comes to questionable issues like this. If a person is "cyber-bullying" then they've got issues of their own that haven't been worked out. I wish the people who throw fits and make laws about things like this, school shootings, road rage and all the other crap we have to deal with today would realize covering up issues with intangible limitations (i.e. laws) doesn't do shit.

    Now excuse me while I go pound some faces in anger.

  59. I'm all for this law... by ocbwilg · · Score: 1

    ...so long as they also outlaw bullying by telephone, postal mail, passing notes in school, and yelling at someone face to face. After all, it's not the medium that causes people to kill themselves, it's the message. Right?

  60. Remember kids.... by XDirtypunkX · · Score: 1

    That -1 troll could mean jail time from now on! Don't be a troll, stay in school.

  61. So delete them, they aren't real. by elucido · · Score: 5, Insightful


    It's the goddamn internet. If someone is annoying you can delete them or even unplug your machine.

    It's not the same as getting punched in the face or jumped by real bullies. Haven't you been bullied in school? You should know the difference.

    1. Re:So delete them, they aren't real. by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      It's the goddamn internet. If someone is annoying you can delete them or even unplug your machine.

      And the next time you plug in and log on, they'll be right there again, teasing you for running away.

      Do you suggest that the victims of "cyberbullying" should simply stay off the net? DO you understand the technical, professional, and social disadvantages that wuld result from that?

      It's not the same as getting punched in the face or jumped by real bullies. Haven't you been bullied in school?

      "It's a goddamn building. If someone is annoying you can skip school or even drop out."

    2. Re:So delete them, they aren't real. by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 2, Informative

      Eh, what this law really wants to prevent, albeit in an assinine way, is adults making children fall in love with phoney people online, and then breaking their hearts to cause them to commit suicide. Which, is a shitty thing that happened in Missouri (or Mississippi, one of the "useless" states at any rate), and to which this law is a reaction.

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    3. Re:So delete them, they aren't real. by morari · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Maybe these dumb little kids wouldn't have such problems if they stayed off of retarded sites like MySpace. The problem in this situation is obviously the whiny kid being "bullied", who will later do nothing but sink our society even further due to their unwillingness to deal with reality.

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    4. Re:So delete them, they aren't real. by genner · · Score: 1

      The net is a big place. All you have to do is change your email address.

    5. Re:So delete them, they aren't real. by rootooftheworld · · Score: 1

      i act like an insensitive jerk, and its rather hard to get at my fealings, but once hurt, are worse than any beating. A beating is phisical, you use psychology to overcome it. What happens when your psychology is hurt? though i can understand what your geting at about bullies.

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    6. Re:So delete them, they aren't real. by rootooftheworld · · Score: 1

      i like the idea. fuck i dont have to work either, social-finance asistance comes from YOUR taxmoney, and im a legit recipient, since - no edu = no job access i might actualy do that. ~

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  62. Kill your parents, too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  63. Police shouldn't be bullies. by elucido · · Score: 2, Interesting


    In fact, the best cops are usually the people who have been bullied.

    1. Re:Police shouldn't be bullies. by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      Hhmmmm, maybe I should have become a cop instead of a computer geek? I'd make a great cop due to the high number of times I was bullied for being a computer geek or nerd? I've also been cyberbullied over the Internet like a million times. Kuro5hin for example, found new creative ways to tell me to kill myself.

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    2. Re:Police shouldn't be bullies. by Kjella · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Those that have gotten over it. Those that think it's "payback time", not so much. Though I suppose either case is better than the bully -> bouncer -> security guard -> cop guys.

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    3. Re:Police shouldn't be bullies. by elucido · · Score: 1


      Well isn't it a cops job to arrest and stop bullying?

      If someone has been bullied before then they know what it's like and would be more likely to stop say, domestic abuse.

      Of course they'd also be more likely to shoot the bank robber who has women and children as hostages, but why would this be a bad thing?

  64. It's an election year! by overshoot · · Score: 1
    Lots of feel-good nonsense gets proposed in the Legislature to stroke the True Believers at home, either to swing the marginal or to get the hard-core to turn out. Whatever -- it's all Legislative Theater. Congressman Baksheesh proposes a bill, the sucker dies in committee, and the good Congressman gets brownie points for at least having tried.

    Take it up a notch and you have the perennial bills that do pass with the full knowledge that the first Federal Court that sees it will overturn it, since it's just a paraphrase of one that has been shot down six times already by the Supreme Court. School prayer bills fall in this category.

    Not sayin' which one this fits, but it's as good a bet as you'll get where the Supreme Court is concerned that this one falls into one or the other.

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  65. Companies are People too by georoamer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Thanks to a Supreme Court decision back in the nineteenth century (I think), a company is a "person" and has the same rights. So what would prevent this legislation being used against sites such as "AOLsucks" or "Don't buy at Walmart" ?

  66. MoD PaReNt Up!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  67. It defines the rights of the government. by elucido · · Score: 1


    The government and corporations have constitutional rights. We do not.

  68. Exactly, you should have become a cop. by elucido · · Score: 1


    Why didn't you become a cop? Anyone who got bullied should.

    1. Re:Exactly, you should have become a cop. by SetupWeasel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I became a comedian.

    2. Re:Exactly, you should have become a cop. by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      I didn't become a cop, because I felt I was a computer geek and chose a career in computer science instead of criminology.

      I'm just lucky I didn't turn into Batman, which would be impossible as when my parents were killed by a criminal in an alley they weren't rich enough to leave me billions in inheritance as well as a British Butler to raise me, and allow me to master many martial arts and gadget makings. Instead I turned into Orion Blastar, Space Pirate Ninja from 4096AD who is poor and on disability currently.

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    3. Re:Exactly, you should have become a cop. by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      What happened to your parents, Orion Blastar?

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    4. Re:Exactly, you should have become a cop. by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      It is really painful, I don't want to talk about it any more.

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  69. Constitutional basis? by bigtangringo · · Score: 1

    Nevermind all that Constitution stuff...

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  70. Public Figures an Exception? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this change the current law stating public figures and politicians are fair game or will I go to jail for saying they all have bad hair?

  71. NO NEW LAW IS NECESSARY! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    This stuff is already illegal! I know others have said it but I will repeat: passing a "special" law that makes it particularly illegal on the internet is unjust double-dipping. They are blaming the medium rather than the message.

    1. Re:NO NEW LAW IS NECESSARY! by yuna49 · · Score: 1

      The local and state prosecutors in Missouri didn't think it was already illegal. They decided they didn't have grounds to prosecute Lori Drew. I would imagine the prosecutors desperately wished the reverse were true, don't you?

    2. Re:NO NEW LAW IS NECESSARY! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      But the basis of their decision was not whether it was illegal "on the internet"... the question was whether it was "bullying enough" to be criminally prosecutable.

      So the statement still holds: the internet brought nothing new to the table here. If the conduct were prosecutable, it would have been prosecutable whether done on the internet, or by U.S. Mail, or by posting notes on her school locker.

  72. Won't that outlaw the DMCA?!?! by RecycledElectrons · · Score: 1

    If they outlaw cyberbullying, will DMCA take-down notices be illegal?

    If they outlaw cyberbullying, will it be illegal for the MAFIAA to sue college kids?

    Andy Out!

  73. Who needs Seinfeld? by Arathon · · Score: 1

    It's stories like this that negate my need for movies like The Pianist, and it's the comments that follow that negate my need for The Onion.

    You guys keep up the good work. You're improving at least one man's life.

  74. Seems to me thay have other bullying issues.... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    ... to deal with first

    Bullying Institute

  75. Now how can we use this to nail spammers? by hacker · · Score: 1

    I find spam to be abusive, harassing, annoying and severe. How can I use this potential new legislation to nail spammers to the wall?

  76. In-game cyber-bullying? by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

    I was just thinking, but couldn't something like this be stretched out to include games and virtual worlds... and not just verbal/text communication and static imagery. I'm talking about smug, elite gamers who go to great lengths to own/pwn everyone else playing by any underhanded manner possible. (Such as sniping a respawn point in a first person shooter.)

    Considering we already know many people often develop a deep-seated attachment to their status within a game to the point that some will even go so far as to kill another person (such as the guy who killed his neighbor over a game console after suspecting him of stealing it) to preserve it, could we be facing a situation where simply being *too* good at a game can be considered a form of cyber-bullying?

    It kind of makes you wonder just what would happen if the government started cracking down, demanding things like online leader board or XBox Live style gamer scores be removed in the name of public safety.

    Hopefully it won't come to that, and someone with a few braincells suggests internet users start growing a backbone as a condition for connecting to it.

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    1. Re:In-game cyber-bullying? by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      I was just thinking, but couldn't something like this be stretched out to include games and virtual worlds... and not just verbal/text communication and static imagery.

      One can only hope so. I for one can't wait to watch some jackass run to the police after his shiny pixels get blown up in Eve Online.

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    2. Re:In-game cyber-bullying? by DeanFox · · Score: 1

      I was just thinking, but couldn't something like this be stretched out to include games and virtual worlds... Yes it could. In fact it will. Property forfeiture laws for drug dealers has morphed into cops stealing cash from motorists on the highway. Search laws have morphed into listening in on every telephone call made and every email written.

      It's a given laws like this will morph into things never intended. Cyber Bullying is a social issue not a legal problem. This 13 year old was inadequately prepared to live long enough to reproduce. As far as I'm concerned the parents should be blaming Darwin not the rest of the world. How would a law like this force parents to spend time with their children preparing them for this life? The answer is it won't. It won't fix the problem. So the only thing this law is good for is to do other things like take away more of my freedoms.

      -[d]-
  77. I am opposed to that law by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

    It's going to put an end to my activities on Slashdot. I've made many a conservative cry like a baby, and now those little girls might sue me.

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    1. Re:I am opposed to that law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And many conservatives have made you cry like a baby.

      Which is to say, that they made you cry like a liberal.

      Or like a conservative, which is the same thing.

      You're crying right now in fact. You'll pretend you're not, but we both know you're lying.

    2. Re:I am opposed to that law by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      No, I'm masturbating. You really must be ignorant if you can't tell the difference between crying and jerking off.

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    3. Re:I am opposed to that law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I said, we both know you're lying. You're weeping bitterly. You're trying to cover for it by making Internet Tough Guy boasts about how you made conservatives cry. And you're failing badly. No surprise there, since all liberal/conservatives are dishonest filth.

    4. Re:I am opposed to that law by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      No, I'm masturbating. See the hand? See my cock?

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  78. I've thought about this a lot... by vorpal22 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is something I've put a lot of mental effort towards understanding, as I used to feel the exact same as you. The issue, though, is much more complex online than it is in real life. For example, online someone has the capabilities of impersonating you and making, say, libelous claims about your person, which is not a luxury that your regular run-of-the-mill bully could accomplish. Think fake online Facebook profiles, MySpace ads, etc. that offer real pictures of you, information about your life, and more.

    Cyberbullying, I believe, is a real issue. I've never been subjected to it, thankfully, but I can imagine that, to a teenager, it can be especially damaging, and even more so than real life bullying given how important the internet has grown to be for teenage social interaction.

    1. Re:I've thought about this a lot... by arose · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For example, online someone has the capabilities of impersonating you and making, say, libelous claims about your person, which is not a luxury that your regular run-of-the-mill bully could accomplish.
      But libel is already illegal...
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    2. Re:I've thought about this a lot... by aitikin · · Score: 1

      As your sig points out, there's not much difference between legal and illegal...

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    3. Re:I've thought about this a lot... by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But this is the internet! Just because it's illegal in real life and reality doesn't mean we don't need a law that applies only to the internet, mimics a real law and imposes a penalty that surpasses the real one by magnitudes that makes your head spin.

      Where have you been when all the other internet laws were passed?

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    4. Re:I've thought about this a lot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example, online someone has the capabilities of impersonating you
      Than you have probably not seen much. Just a simple "I have got something to sell" -card in your favorite grocery-shop can be used to do the same ("Want to have a good time ? Call Jenny at ..."). Its allso too easy to send in a bunch of "free gifts" (that seldom are) or "I'm interested in your product, call me at ..." coupons with somebody elses name on it. Ordering pizza and flowers using the other persons name is easy too.

      Cyberbullying, I believe, is a real issue
      "Cyber" bullying may have become easier than going putting some cards on the mail, but it is no more an issue than the normal garden-variety of bullying. The only difference seems to be that the Cyber-variant of it is easier to track to the origional culprit.
    5. Re:I've thought about this a lot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      My school had tough guys that tried to be bullies but we ignored them and they stopped. Hell, someone was harassing me on the bus daily until he took my TI-83 Plus on me one day. I ripped it out of his hands then put an elbow in his ribs and that was the end for him: he didn't bother me or others again. The bus driver could care less as she thought justice was served.

    6. Re:I've thought about this a lot... by MadnessASAP · · Score: 1

      I dunno, My experience here in Canadian high schools is that anytime somebody tries any of that crap online it tends to backfire and they very quickly find themselves without any friends or support. But granted this is Canada and we don't always have the same problems as the states does.

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    7. Re:I've thought about this a lot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The bus driver could care less as she thought justice was served. So she did care at least a little. Normally it is not worth saying that someone could care less. That's the normal case, you can almost always care less about something than you actually do. It's only worth pointing out when they couldn't care less, when their level of caring has hit rock bottom.
  79. I know that girl died but this is stupid by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    stupid stupid stupid.

    People get bullied (and commit suicide and/or kill the people that bullied them). It's really unfortunate.

    But 2 years? Any fine over $50 bucks?

    These are just signs of the prison industry run rampant. For god's sake this "free country" imprisons people left and right compared to the rest of the world because it is profitable and because we can afford it and because it provides states a pseudo slave labor for public works projects.

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  80. Welcome to Fascism by CranberryKing · · Score: 1

    Bullying is wrong, but a crime? This is the same as 'hate crimes'. Actions are what they are. Extra penalties for political incorrectness is dictating thoughts and ideas. You cannot incarcerate someone for having 'disfavourable' views. That's not freedom. Hating blacks or jews or homosexuals or woman is an ignorant & fear based perspective but people go through that. Lynching is criminal and must be stopped/dealt with. The difference is huge.

  81. I hate laws, but this one could serve by billcopc · · Score: 1

    Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication, with the intent to coerce, intimidate, harass, or cause substantial emotional distress to a person, using electronic means to support severe, repeated, and hostile behavior Sounds like a great retort to an RIAA+MPAA inquisition, with the potential for a decent counterclaim. RICO charges never amount to shit, this might be a better poking stick.

    I'm not fond of laws - they never work out as intended, thanks to these pedantic illiterate asshats we call prosecutors - but if anything can help tip the scales toward the little guy, I'm all for it.
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  82. Actually I did post links but you ignored them by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 2, Informative

    Read my comment here to see the links that you ignored.

    Girl told she cannot read bible at school

    Houston we have a problem, students want to read bibles at recess

    How about that crow you just ate? Was it tasty?

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    1. Re:Actually I did post links but you ignored them by strech · · Score: 1

      Speaking for myself, I don't doubt that there are liberal idiots that misinterpret the establishment clause and the first amendment in general, just as there are conservative idiots that do the same. This, however, has absolutely nothing to do with what you said :

      For example a public school student cannot read a bible at recess, but they can read a Koran or a book on Secular Humanism. They cannot wear a cross or a chastity ring, but they can wear a star of David or a crescent or pentagram, or even a scarf or burka or anything they want as long as it isn't from a certain religion that is outlawed.

      This is the standard whine about how despite the fact conservative christians held the presidency, both houses of congress, and had a majority of justices on the supreme court as recently as 2006 they're horribly horribly oppressed by the liberal PC Squad. And that somehow this is accepted as part of the constitution. And your evidence is two actions by local school boards. How did local actions by school boards indicate current judicial thought on the first amendment? And how did those two cases turn out?


      A bit of searching on the second case shows:
      First the Vice Principal was identified as the person that told her off. The same Vice Principal that, um, wasn't at the school. Plus, the suit was apparently the first time the school heard about this, at which point they promptly investigated. Truly, our constitution has been rewritten.


      I can't find anything about the first case beyond the initial filing.


      As I said, there are undoubtedly school officials who act in violation of the Constitution like that, and if your two citations are accurate I strongly disagree with the (illegal and unconstitutional) actions of the school board officials involved. This, however, is a far cry from the idea that political correctness is law. For the latter, court decision citations are a minimum requirement, preferably US Supreme Court decisions, what with you complaining about the first amendment and all.


    2. Re:Actually I did post links but you ignored them by strech · · Score: 1

      And your evidence is two actions by local school boards. How did local actions by school boards indicate current judicial thought on the first amendment?

      Actually, it should have read "school officials" not "school boards" here. Grr. You always notice after posting ...
    3. Re:Actually I did post links but you ignored them by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      I see, so if Christians are discriminated against, it does not count because Christians held the White House and they deserve to be discriminated against?

      If you cannot find anything beyond the initial filing, the case must be false and thrown out. Also if several eye witnesses placed the Vice Principle at the school, but he claims he wasn't there, the case should be thrown out as well. Even if the child was written up and the lawyer showed the papers in court for having a bible as an offense. Then the money for the civil suit ran out and the case had to be dropped.

      Also you are trying to say that while you disagree with the school officials, you also say that the first amendment doesn't apply to them, and that they were following some political correctness law instead. Isn't that what I had originally said? The school officials see the politically correct law as having rewritten the US constitution because they claimed reading a bible at school violates the US constitution and the first amendment. They swore in court, that they were just upholding the first amendment.

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    4. Re:Actually I did post links but you ignored them by strech · · Score: 1

      No, either you're misunderstanding or I'm not being clear. (Or I'm misunderstanding you). The first amendment does apply to them; what they did violated both the law and the constitution. There is discrimination against Christians, and when it does happen it's bad; see also a reference to an apparent bible club case, and a situation involving a wrestling coach and his assistant. I just don't think the cluelessness of school officials about the constitution has anything much to do with "political correctness" and I see the position you took in that original post that Christians are somehow the "real" targets of discrimination now as absurd; discrimination against them is neither greater than or more acceptable than discrimination against other groups, particularly under the law. Laws and the Constitution are broken and have to be defended; if they weren't ever broken they'd be somewhat unnecessary.

      If you cannot find anything beyond the initial filing, the case must be false and thrown out. Also if several eye witnesses placed the Vice Principle at the school, but he claims he wasn't there, the case should be thrown out as well. Even if the child was written up and the lawyer showed the papers in court for having a bible as an offense. Then the money for the civil suit ran out and the case had to be dropped.

      No, not finding any more information about the first case just meant I couldn't find any more information about it. Single articles, however, rarely give the full picture so I wanted to know more; it is certainly plausible. As for the other case, if you have any source for more information, I'd be happy to see it (Especially if they showed the writeup she got, which is information I hadn't found).

    5. Re:Actually I did post links but you ignored them by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      Perhaps we misunderstand each other.

      All I tried to do was show to the original poster that Christians get discriminated against, and that some people either ignore the first amendment or they interpret it so that it changes meaning. It happens to just about everyone, not just non-Christians, etc. In the case of the clueless school officials, they are following some political correctness law that they agree with at the public school that some liberals follow in that they find the bible offensive because it is not politically correct in their opinion, and is "garbage" instead as the girl was written up for reading "garbage" that violates the first amendment, and it had the vice principle's name on it. But he claimed he wasn't there, so either someone rubber stamped his name on the paper that wrote the girl up, or someone forged his name, or he was there but got an alibi from a friend or co-worker that he wasn't there at school to avoid being sued. I am not sure which, but the case wouldn't even make it to trial if there wasn't a paper that the girl was written up on. I thought the article explained that paper, and it is standard procedure to write such an offense on a permanent record in public schools anyway.

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  83. Interstate Only? by carlzum · · Score: 1

    A federal law won't do anything to protect most victims with a legitimate fear for their safety. Abusive spouses and violent classmates will only be subject to state law. The only outcome of this law will be increased surveillance and further limits on speech.

  84. Bully the bully. by linzeal · · Score: 2, Funny
    I got bullied once in Jr High School. Some guy threw a basketball at my head and proceeded to laugh and point at me as I saw stars and blood spurted out of nose.

    As soon as the stars stopped I got up and walked around school to my bike and unlocked it. With that U-shaped lock I walked straight up the kid and began smashing it on the back of his head. Some of his scalp came out in chunks and he was knocked out. The coach for the football team wrestled me to the ground and broke one of my fingers and sprained my wrist, but no one ever fucked with me again in school. I am pretty sure other guys have similar stories.

    1. Re:Bully the bully. by arminw · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...I got bullied once...

      Wow, only once? I got bullied for several months every day after school! Then one day I finally exploded like a human nuclear device and nearly killed the bully by wrestling him to the ground and pounding him unconscious against the cement sidewalk. After that I had peace and the respect of all those that witnessed that event and those that were told what took place. The administration did not get involved, since it was not on school property.

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    2. Re:Bully the bully. by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Sure. I was beaten up at school on a regular base until I had enough and, finally standing on higher ground than my constant bully, I kicked a few teeth out of his face.

      The result was that I got dragged in front of the principal and got to hear a rather unpleasant lecture how I should not do that. Complaining that I reported repeatedly that he kept punching and kicking me without any result didn't faze him. Instead I was sent home for a few weeks, only to get more heat from my dad (who tried the "grow a pair" approach first).

      This experience taught me a few valuable lessons:

      1. Don't rely on due process, it doesn't work. If you get wronged, you're on your own.
      2. Don't rely on your family, for when you apply their advice, you are wrong.
      3. Find people who have the same problem you do. After that incident, I had quite a few good friends.

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    3. Re:Bully the bully. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Well if you'd doen what he did and beat the bully's head in with a piece of metal the first time, he probably wouldn't have done it again. Word gets round...

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    4. Re:Bully the bully. by DataBroker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I actually just had the same sort of experience but in modern times. My kids were the new kids (we just moved to the area) and were having bullying problems which were reported time and time again. I went through the due process, continually escalating through new people. I was amazed at the number of people that I actually had to tell, and at the lack of response - apparently everyone was so focused on working on FCATs (standardized tests) that there wasn't time to address the issue.

      That changed however very quickly. I simply sent a note to the teacher telling him "I do not know who else I need to inform of this as I've already escalated through four separate people, but my son is still having trouble with Logan. I have instructed my son to use his Taekwondo and strike the bully if anything he has any other problems with him. Please understand that I have directed my child to do this and take full responsibility for his actions."

      That same day, I received a phone call from his teacher, and the principal. The next day I met with the principal and explained the note. One week later, Logan was expelled from the afterschool program my son was also enrolled in. Two months later (last week actually), school let out for the summer. From the time I sent the note through the last day of school, my son was not bothered again.

      Unfortunately, the proper process and procedure failed my son utterly. What my son and I learned was that the process fails until you are willing to resort to "old school" techniques. At that point, the school's unwillingness to follow up on your complaints becomes a liability to them and they will do just about anything you ask.

    5. Re:Bully the bully. by Travoltus · · Score: 1

      And that crap you went through is what leads to shootings, stabbings, and other dire escalations.

      I bet what you also heard was something like "'but he did it first!' does not fly with me, boy".

      These schools have a way of equating the retaliator with the instigator (assuming the counter-action was equal to the original action), or even saying that when you retaliate to an instigator, you're worse than them.

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    6. Re:Bully the bully. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      There's a simple reason for this: As long as one beats and one gets beaten, it's limited to just those two and the whole case can easily be kept under the rugs. You have one guy who's happy and one guy who is beaten up, who might not enjoy that (well, usually doesn't), but at least he's quiet and everyone can go on with their life.

      When you have two people fighting, it escalates. A lot of things can happen. The bully can start looking for new targets (and often it's targets, since he has to find a new doormat which can mean a lot of try and error) or worse, it can start an escalation in weaponry. And no school wants that.

      So you are in the wrong when you fight back. You upset the god given order and disturbed the peace when you decided that you don't want to be a target anymore.

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  85. So does this mean by LM741N · · Score: 1

    that I can have Comcast, the RIAA, and MPAA arrested?

  86. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think this is too funny, the whole argument on the constitution and what it should mean, when it clearly it's all an illusion to make us believe we have a say in anything that happens in this country. Even the statement, "...all men are created equal." is one of the biggest bunch of hypocritical statements in there. Think of the time this was written. All men are created equal, except niggers women and mud races O.o

  87. Why Yes, Missourri! by scissorjammer · · Score: 1

    Yes! Missouri, the same state to give us the amazing The Assemblies of God Pentecostal Evangelical Church. They are the best to judge morality. Yes. Yep. Right.

  88. so much easier to teach them to by Rungi · · Score: 0

    /ignore "stupidignoranthatemonger" ahhh, silence. There, that was so much easier wasn't it? Inform, educate, enlighten. Stop trying to make more work for the "system" because your too damn bitter. Encourage your kids to be proactive, not vindictive. Hello!

  89. Isn't that already illegal? by Nephrite · · Score: 1

    I don't understand. What's the difference between RL bullying and cyberbullying? Just the medium. It's still the same old shit. Why do we need to introduce more laws where old one suffice, just need to be enforced.

  90. Why Single Out Electronic Means? by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 3, Insightful

    'Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication, with the intent to coerce, intimidate, harass, or cause substantial emotional distress to a person, using electronic means to support severe, repeated, and hostile behavior, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.'

    Why only when using electronic means? I should think it's not the tool you use that is important, but what you do.

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    1. Re:Why Single Out Electronic Means? by bumby · · Score: 1

      I'm _guessing_ there already is a law for nonelectronic bullying.

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    2. Re:Why Single Out Electronic Means? by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

      ``I'm _guessing_ there already is a law for nonelectronic bullying.''

      A law that specifically restricts itself to non-electronic bullying? Why would one want to do that?

      I mean, there either is something against bullying or there isn't. If there is, that can be used against cyberbullying as well. If there isn't, I can see a case for a law against bullying. But a law specifically against cyberbullying just doesn't make sense to me. Just like a law specifically against non-electronic bullying doesn't make sense to me. I just don't see what difference it makes if the bullying was or wasn't conducted online.

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    3. Re:Why Single Out Electronic Means? by bumby · · Score: 1

      My guess was that a law against bullying was established before the interweb came along, and now instead of changing that law, they made a new one. I totally agree with you though, having a law specifically against electronic bullying makes no sense. One could just use CPIP to bypass that law.

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    4. Re:Why Single Out Electronic Means? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      How hard would it it have been to take the old law and tag a paragraph on the end that says "This apples to any/all of the above when done with intarwebs too".

      I mean, patent lawyers seem to manage it.

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  91. What's the Big deal by Eskarel · · Score: 1
    A crazy woman did something which should have been illegal but wasn't. They made a law to make it illegal.

    Yeah it's vague, yeah it could be used against almost anyone, but any criminal complaint against you has to get past cops, prosecutors, a judge, and a jury before you go to jail. If any one of those people says "that kid should HTFU" you're not going to go to jail. In all reality unless you're a sick demented fuck like the woman the law was created because of you're not even going to see a visit from the cops.

    Some laws can be abused, this is unlikely to be one of them.

    1. Re:What's the Big deal by i · · Score: 1

      "...get past cops, prosecutors, a judge, and a jury before you go to jail."

      As all those instances You mention has an agenda and rationale for their existence to say "YES" to every accusation there is no limitation in that.

      Especially when it's a minority or dissident opinion that was expressed.

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    2. Re:What's the Big deal by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      Juries and cops might not be perfect, but they're not totally broken either. Yeah you can convince a jury that a poor man killed someone or that a rich man didn't, or that copyright deserves excessive punishment, but this is a different story. As for cops, they're as work averse as the rest of us, do you really think they want to do paperwork just to pick you up for a flame war, let alone the expense necessary to track you down.

  92. Bullying by jandersen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Bullying can cause lifelong damage to a person. I know this from personal experience; I'll skip the touchy-feely stuff, but being the target of persistent bullying breaks your self-confidence on so many levels, and you end up being socially isolated simply to survive mentally. Even now, 40 years later, I still find it very difficult to trust other people - it can be a struggle not feeling bitter, and my immediate reaction when I see teenagers is anger, something I have to consciously lift myself out of. You can laugh it off, of course, but a person my age should not feel like this towards the younger generation, I should be teaching young people some of the things I have picked up during my life.

    But bad as bullying is, cyberbullying is several degrees worse. At least when you are being bullied by a group of people in school or at work, you have a physical enemy that you can in principle confront; and what they can do to you is limited by many factors. The cyberbully on the other hand, has access to much greater resources and does not have to witness your pain first-hand - so there is less to hold them back. And there is less to confront - as an inexperienced teenager you don't really know enough to handle this situation, and you can't even turn to your parents, because more likely than not, they don't know as much about computers as you do.

    Of course passing a law doesn't solve the problem, but it is a necessary first step. The bullies are not going to stop on their own, and they will probably not understand an appeal their better self; so punishment is required. But we can't punish if there isn't a law that makes it a crime.

    1. Re:Bullying by argent · · Score: 1

      The necessary first step is to make sure ISPs and websites have the tools to block bullies. Right now the laws are structured so that taking action against bullies can be seen as taking responsibility for content they have no control over. Instead of making harassment specifically on the Internet criminal, make real harassment something that is likely to lose you access to your victims... and if one gets on the habit of it, to much of the Internet as a whole.

      Yes, there's problems with this approach too, but it's far less damaging than specifically targeting online behavior in a way that's certain to have a huge chilling effect on free speech.

      But on the flip side, if you can show someone used a deliberate campaign of harassment to cause real physical harm to a person, like the case that started this, that should be treated as assault whether the harassment was physical or emotional, online or offline.

      And to anticipate one objection here: if a teenager doesn't know how to report an attack to the website for a TOS violation, then how do they know how to call in the police? Are they likely to? I was bullied remorselessly in high school, but there's no way I'd have gone to the police to stop it. If I could have edited a few bullies out of my life offline the way you can online I'd have had a much happier childhood.

    2. Re:Bullying by 5KVGhost · · Score: 1

      But bad as bullying is, cyberbullying is several degrees worse.

      I'm sorry, but I think that's absurd. Mean things said on the Internet are in no way comparable to physical abuse, or even verbal threats. You can turn off your computer. You can simply ignore them. You can even respond in kind. You have a whole range of possible responses, none of which require throwing people in jail for hurting your feelings. If teenagers really don't understand this, who's fault is that?

      But we can't punish if there isn't a law that makes it a crime.

      There are many ways to punish undesirable behavior without criminalizing speech. Seriously, the last thing we want to do is raise a generation of kids who think that every nasty comment or stupid flamewar is, literally, a Federal case.

  93. So basically... by maadlucas · · Score: 1

    ...they're banning the internet?

  94. This is just the pretext by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    To controlling and censoring everything on the internet, if this comes to pass, soon, you can be jailed for 20 years for "unamerican speech" locking the internet down in the US and creating the great US corporate Intranet.

    What's sick about the law, and I think Megan Meier's parents are blinded by the fact they lost their daughter, so blinded that they fail to remember exactly what killed her. Not a child, but a fully grown adult. Her neighbor in fact, the mother of a former best friend of the girl.

    They're those typical butthurt parents who want justice regardless of how many toes they step on, no matter how many people are hurt by it, they're selfish and blind, and politicians love people like this as it helps get unconstitutional laws like this passed.

    If it gets passed, They better build a shitload of new prisons, hell, find a relatively empty state, give all the residents money for the land, and build a massive prison complex that takes up a majority of the state, or the entire state, because you're not going to have enough room to imprison all those people.

    Actually, let's forget prisons, as they cost too much and start killing people, kill anyone who says anything someone else doesnt like, yeah, that way, all they have to do is dig mass graves. Now, that isnt economical, better idea, give everyone guns and let them sort it out, Morticians would benefit greatly from this. There, got your economy part fixed.

    Now, on to the issue of banning guns...oh wait.

    Seriously this is all a bandaid fix to a bigger more destructive problem in society, the fact kids are not to be punished for their actions, or else the state takes them away, and are encouraged not to fight or defend themselves against bullies who always get around the rules no matter what they do, so now you have the emotionally weak who wont even defend themselves because they were raised to rely on someone else to do their fighting for them, vs. the outright insidious, unpunished assholes of life who disregard the rules and the laws and dont get punished by the people who are supposed to stop them, because even they fear them.

    The point is, this law is not going to work as advertised, it's going to open a whole new set of problems, and these bullies, instead of harassing their victims, will turn around and use this very same law against them by claiming they're being harassed and will make up chat transactions and myspace pages against themselves to get anyone they want to ruin put in jail.

    *golf claps*

  95. ah, that explains it by nguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because the lack of "...on the internet" is in some cases considered a loophole in existing laws.

    Just like "Doing X on the internet." is a completely different patent from "Doing X." It's all getting clear now.

  96. In real life you can't click on "Block user" by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    Why don't these "victims" just block/filter the bullies?

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      Trolls are terribly resourceful things. If you've got any online presence at all they're gonna be able to contact you.

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  97. Amendment I by vsync64 · · Score: 1

    Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

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  98. cyber vs conventional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't get the difference between conventional "bullying" in form of slander, libel, harassment, etc VERSUS the cyber form of it.

    That really shouldn't require a seperate law, but should be covered under the previous one.

  99. Gankers on WoW by dpf44 · · Score: 1

    At last, something to protect me against those bastards that keep ganking me!

  100. Wrong answer! by Mistah+Bunny · · Score: 1

    This is just going to end up causing a lot of headaches and cause more harm than good, if it does any good at all. I think the government should provide useful and helpful services, but the job of the government does not go this far.

  101. Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why people do not think about the children :(

  102. What about bogus DCMA take down notices? by Herschel+Cohen · · Score: 1

    It might be worth the aggravation, until the legislation is annulled due to " ... unforeseen misapplication" of the law.

  103. Not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can say you're a twat. As long as it is clearly an opinion, that's not slander or libel.

    I can ssy you fellate dingos as long as I have some proof that you really do fellate dingos.

    Neither is particularly nice.

  104. So I'm going to jail now???? by Doug52392 · · Score: 1

    I can't believe Congress are still using this tragic story as a tool to push for anti-free speech and Internet censorship legistlation... LET IT GO! She's going to jail, theres no need to over react here...

    Plus, according to the wording of the bill, anyone who says anything negitive to someone else or is rude online can get fined/in jail. Now most of the time I'm nice online, but sometimes (especially on Counter-Strike and Call of Duty, I trash talk or aruge when theres an idiot on... so your going to tell me I can now go to jail for calling someone a "n00b"???? And what about Xbox Live (which I hate)?

    This can not stand! They are trying to destroy the First Amandment on the Internet!

    P.S. Sorry for any spelling/grammar mistakes, I'm on a public computer with a broken keyboard :)

    1. Re:So I'm going to jail now???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LET IT GO! She's going to jail, theres no need to over react here...
      No, she isn't, because prosecutors found that there was no law they could charge her with breaking.
  105. Going to sue when this gets passed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    World of Warcraft Bosses have harrassed me to no end and I am not going to take it anymore.

  106. Bullying by uxbn_kuribo · · Score: 1

    I don't see how such a law could be passed without violating free speech. I mean, if some kid on World of Warcraft calls my wife (yes, she plays) a bitch, I should be able to tell him to go jump into a fire and die a horrible death. As for bullying, my grandfather used to tell me this story about when he was growing up during the days of the Great Depression. This older kid used to take his money from him every day. Like, every day for a few weeks. Except one day, my grandfather took a brick to school with him instead. When the kid asked for the money, my gramps pulled the brick out and waylaid him upside the head with it. He hit him so hard, he thought he'd killed the kid. Kid never bothered him again. Of course, nowadays, my gramps would have been arrested for that.

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  107. These comments are ridculous. by Dextrously · · Score: 1

    Off the inter-tubes, we do already have laws that forbid abusive behavior in relation to criminal activity. Harassing someone in real life can get you slapped with a restraining order. Harassing someone for money or property, can get you slapped with extortion, etc.

    IMO, this legislation is going in the right direction, but must be refined. In its current state, it really isn't acceptable.

  108. exactly by unity100 · · Score: 1

    as it happens with any law. and it will get exploited by many.

  109. Complete Idiots by ComputerGeek01 · · Score: 0

    So what my government is telling me once again is that it is more socially acceptable to walk up and punch someone in the face than it is to call them names and hurt their feelings. I just love how vague this legislation is, like the OP said I could get jail time for trash talking in a video game. This sucks, if it weren't for trash talk I wouldn't say anything at all!

  110. This is some serious bullshit by jockeys · · Score: 1

    Well, that's the end of the 1st Amendment, now we are free to go after the rest of the Bill of Rights. Seriously, the day it becomes a crime to call someone a douchebag online is the day everyone old enough to type becomes a criminal.

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  111. Just pass this law... by slashname3 · · Score: 1

    Just pass this law....Don't be a dick!

    Seriously, if people would stop being dicks then most of these issues would go away. But no, we have to pass specific laws to protect a few people.

    All this is going to do is cause more people to be thrown into jail and have additional law suits filed. The lawyers are the only ones that will benefit.

  112. Doubleplus ungood by Nephroth · · Score: 1
    I'm glad that we are no longer aloud to use nonpositive words! Nonpositivity is ungood and does disbenefit to the party!

    In all seriousness folks, this is a ridiculous ruse. It's become clear that the powers that be are pretty content with the idea of eliminating free speech in all of it's forms.

    As a personal aside, I would like to say that while I was growing up, I was never "cyberbullied" (the internet was but a mere toddler at the time) instead, I was abused physically and emotionally by my classmates--in person--and it was allowed to happen by an ineffective administration that would rather try to get me into a different school than actually punish the students responsible. I was once told that for insinuating that another student was stupid, I was just as guilty as him. I had insulted him after he attacked me in the hallway, leaving a half a dozen bruises on my chest. Clearly, this was far less damaging than somebody making fun of me on the internet. Surely, that would have been far more devastating to me, and I'd have never become the self-reliant successful person that I am today.

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  113. You cannot legislate bullying away.... by moxley · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is an awful idea and anybody who supports it has not thought it through.

    What happened with Mega Meier is extremely sad and disturbing, but as disgustingly sickening as the woman who did this was, she is not responsible for Meier's suicide.

    Regardless of how awful someone is to someone else on a verbal level, the cannot force them to hurt themselves.

    This girl was depressed and made the choice to take her own life. It's ver sad, but it happens every day. Had it not been this situation it likely would have been something else, and the next time she really got hurt the results would have been the same.

    The charges filed against this woman in LA are ridiculous - they act as though violating Myspace's TOS is breaking the law.

    You cannot legislate something like this because where do you draw the line? What is free speech and what is harrassment? What is a joke and what isn't a joke? Even if this sort of legislation passed can you image trying to enforce it and the people who would abuse such a law?

    To break it down:

    As sad as this case is, you cannot legislate something like this away. You cannot legislate cyberbullying away any more than you can legislate schoolyard bullying away. Bullies are a fact of life - and the only thing that can be done to to teach children how to handle this sort of thing - how to handle bullies and to really look out for your kids when they are at this sensitive age - and if they cannot deal with these sort of things do what you need to to get them help.

  114. This is gonna ruin some adult's lives... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I feel sorry for the old lawyers who are used to dealing with "real" crimes.
    Furthermore, sorrow for those who walk into a lawyers office and try to explain their case to said lawyers. Since the lawyer will most certainly be billing you for at least 10 hours just to figure out what the hell you are talking about.

    It's gonna get even more complicated when cops start pretending to be teens and start arresting "cyber bulliers". Then pinned as heroes for saving the children.

    We've already decided, fuck this shit, the wife and I are moving out of the US as soon as we can, or at least out of Missouri.

  115. No, this is not a troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So is copyright infringement.

    1. Re:No, this is not a troll by digitrev · · Score: 1

      So is most copyright infringement. Fair use is generally considered legal, even though it's copyright infringement.

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    2. Re:No, this is not a troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go ahead and argue semantics. It only goes to show at least one of the following:
      a) you're not intelligent enough to add anything else to the conversation.
      b) your reading comprehension skills took a nose-dive once you read the GP's post.

      I am not trying to be an anti-p2p/filesharing troll.

      Fact #1: There are laws against libel.
      Fact #2: There are laws against copyright infringement.
      Fact #3: There are numerous ways I can achieve complete online anonymity.
      Fact #4: #3 usurps #1 & #2.

      For some reason I envision it as a Simpson's episode:

      Monty Burns: Ok, so let's see now, PATRIOT Act?
      Waylon Smithers: Check.
      Monty Burns: Wiretapping
      Waylon Smithers: Check.
      Monty Burns: Child Online Protection Act? (then, seeking approval): That'll show 'em we're thinking of the children, won't it Smithers?
      Waylon Smithers (approving like a good Yes-man): That, it will, sir. Check.
      Monty Burns: Smithers? What other parts of the Constitution can be abrogated with knee-jerk reactions?
      Waylon Smithers: Umm, well, how about the First Amendment, sir? We could outlaw online bullying.
      Monty Burns (tenting fingers together, lowers voice): Excellent!!

      I'm just left trying to decide how to cast my vote:
      a) Law most likely to be shot down as unconstitutional or,
      b) Law most likely to be unenforceable, because it's well-nigh impossible to prove whodunnit.

  116. This rings alarm bells for a different reason... by Talonius · · Score: 1

    "imprisoned not more than two years"

    Wasn't there a ruckus recently about prison overcrowding and how the government needs to learn to deal with socially disruptive individuals rather than imprison them?

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  117. Something is needed, but this goes too far. by Millennium · · Score: 1

    What really needs to happen is that online harassment and bullying need to be considered the same sort of crime as their real-life counterparts. To make it a "special" crime all its own is unnecessary.

    But something does need to be done about this. It's not just thinking of the children; these things are crimes in real life for a reason, and online should be no different.

  118. Just another venu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It should be clear that the Internet is just another venue. Why not pass laws against bus-stop, parking lot, and mall food court bullying? Current laws need to be enforced rationally.

  119. 10 minutes by elucido · · Score: 1

    It takes 10 minutes to register a new aol screen name. I may take an hour to change all your screen names.

    It's easier to change your online screen name than to change your real name.

  120. Good point, cyber-bullies have superpowers. by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Cyberbullying legislation is a few steps too far, but cyber-bullies effectively have superpowers that real bullies don't.

    I am going to take you into a story, now try and imagine this in a serious manner. Imagine you are in high school and there is a real-life bully that could shapeshift into you and start jacking off to pics of the male principal in the middle of the cafeteria, for example. When someone tries to stop him, he teleports away, and he does not need to show up for class, and nobody knows where he lives. He can also set up a giant billboard just outside the school (with, say, an ad for you as lead male in Goats Gone Wild) and draw everyone's attention to it, and you couldn't do jack shit about it. It's nearly impossible to prove who is who. Could you imagine the horror?

    Most of us on Slashdot would try to keep our online personas and real selves as separate as possible, but to high school teens nowadays they are one and the same. They go by their real names online and post real information about themselves - there's no online persona dissociated from the real person that they could just "drop" in a worse-case scenario, or alternatively, not give a shit about. A cyber-bully could get pics of you, your contact information, everything needed to impersonate you. Cyber-bullying can be as bad as real bullying, short of physical injury, although it's partly the teens' fault for not keeping their online persona and real selves separate.

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    1. Re:Good point, cyber-bullies have superpowers. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Most of us on Slashdot would try to keep our online personas and real selves as separate as possible, but to high school teens nowadays they are one and the same. They go by their real names online and post real information about themselves - there's no online persona dissociated from the real person that they could just "drop" in a worse-case scenario"

      Well, some people just have to learn the hard way...

      Nothing new here..same old story, just new methods and mediums.

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  121. Corp+Gov bullying is OK, but person-bullying isnt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the hell kind of hypocrisy is that?

  122. I'm in! This outlaws lawyers & bill collectors by mileshigh · · Score: 1

    At last, a legal weapon that adults can use against bill collectors, laywers and other legal bullies! Those people are just begging for it with all of their repeated, threatening, intimidating and cooercive letters and phone calls.

  123. At least she's out of the gene pool by Savior_on_a_Stick · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Her mental defects are probably as much due to bad parenting as bad genetics, but we really are better off with her not having the opportunity to reproduce.

    If online bullying is the only way we have left to cull the runts, why are we trying to suppress it?

  124. the woman knew 100% by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    if i wrote the law:

    someone could say they were a minor on the internet, you can still harass them. because anyone can claim to be anything on the internet. maybe i'm a 66 year old pensioner in bangalore. how do you know who i really am?

    so to be a crime, in my book, the person has to know for sure they are dealing with a child

    in the meier case, this adult women KNEW, 100%, that she was dealing with

    1. a girl
    2. an emotionally unstable girl

    that's what makes the case especially evil, and especially different from random anonymous trolling

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    1. Re:the woman knew 100% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, but what i'm saying is that in order to prove whether or not someone "knew for sure" they were dealing with a child, you have to find out who that person is. which means any time a child makes a complaint about something someone on the internet says, the authorities are going to have to try to uncover that person's identity, even if it requires a court order.

      if all it took to break anonymity on the internet was to have a kid make a statement that they felt harassed and bullied, anonymity on the internet wouldn't last very long.

  125. What commerce? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This will be unconstitutional because even though it says "commerce" it is unrelated to interstate commerce.

  126. Liberal Terrorism by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    People usually don't own guns, until something bad happens to them or their family and friends.

    For example, a criminal killing someone's parents just so the criminal can get money to get stoned, would cause that child to grow up and own a gun so he won't be murdered for drug money when he is grown up.

    Most of the school shooters are children or teenagers that have been bullied, harassed, raped, tortured, beaten up, or called names by others. 9 times out of ten the people who did that to him or her are Modern Liberals. Yet most children who were bullied that way, do not go on shooting rampages. Many grow up with mental illnesses or are unable to function and try to hold jobs, but get discriminated against and 9 times out of 10 they are discriminated against by Modern Liberals.

    I myself do not use violence to solve problems. I used to be a Modern Liberal, but I was the one that didn't bully or harass others. I was often the victim of such things. I worked as a federal contractor for the Clinton administration, and I worked for a law firm that supports and helps the Democratic party of America. Until I learned the truth about what they had planned in 1999 for the 21st century. I learned about a new holocaust and a lot of the scams they are trying to pull off using hoaxes and taking control of the media and news groups and Internet blogs and forums. I had proof but I was poisoned and got too sick to work, and fired for being disabled, and my files were kept and I wasn't given access to them when I was escorted out of the building. I had documents that would have proved such things. But they were stolen. My life and my friends and family's life were threatened as well if I told.

    It is easy to fight with a gun, but I fight with words. I fight peacefully, and even if what I say is unpopular and the majority don't agree with it, at one time in US history the majority believed in slavery and it was popular as well, and those who spoke out against slavery were unpopular and in the minority. These are the same sort of times.

    I fight for freedom, I fight for liberty, I fight to prevent the next holocaust in the name of global warming. There is no need for guns if we can innovate new technology to use renewable energy like hydrogen, wind, solar, geothermal, etc.

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    1. Re:Liberal Terrorism by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....It is easy to fight with a gun.....

      The use of a gun is only applicable if you are reasonably certain that it is either your life or your attacker's life. There will always be minorities. Only if the majority, or those in power, cannot live and let live and wishes to exterminate some members of a minority, is the use of a gun the last resort.

      There are other alternative energy sources out there, but it is a question of cost. As the price of oil and other fossil fuel rises, these alternative sources of energy will definitely become more viable.

      I believe that there is a God in control of the Universe, including the affairs of this Earth and that He has communicated certain truths concerning the future of mankind. One of these is that God himself, in the person of Jesus Christ will forcibly wrest away power from a coming, powerful, all world governmental system. He will then impose a stern, but just rule of peace on the entire planet Earth, where guns and violence will no longer exist.

      Anyone who studies and understands these ancient writings from God can see the signs of increasing control that will culminate in an all controlling worldwide governing structure. The details of all this are still a bit fuzzy, but the overall trend for evermore centralized control over the worlds resources by fewer and fewer people, is unmistakable. Most humans erroneously think that we are the only ones inhabiting God's a vast universe.

      It is a pity that the vast majority of humans on Earth today are totally unaware, willfully ignorant and unbelieving, but that will not change the final outcome. The good will triumph over evil in the end.

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    2. Re:Liberal Terrorism by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      "It is a pity that the vast majority of humans on Earth today are totally unaware, willfully ignorant and unbelieving, but that will not change the final outcome. The good will triumph over evil in the end."

      The book of Revelation talked about false Jews, but it could just as easily be false Christians. At the time the new testament was written Christianity was still a Jewish movement called "The Way", it was Paul that decided to teach to Gentiles. When John wrote Revelations it was still a Jewish movement, but at the time the Roman Empire had paganified Judaism into Caesar worship, which was what Jesus had preached against. It seemed to Jesus that the chosen people had lost their way and taken up the traditions of man and stopped doing the traditions of God. What Jesus was talking about was the materialistic or secular conversion of religion into a false religion that led people away from God, away from the light and into the darkness. It was at that point that people started to worship Moloch instead of God, and changed from spiritual people into materialistic people and secular people who only care about money, power, lust, etc, sinful things, and killed their born and unborn children as a sacrifice to Moloch. For example, abortions either pre-natal or post-natal are really Moloch worshiping, so was other things as well.

      As Jesus taught, as did Buddha, and others, materialism can kill people. But people refuse to listen to the truth. So much so that people reject spiritualism and accept materialism instead. In doing so they learn to hate, and grow angry, and stop being responsible.

      A lot of bad things happening in the world is because of human selfishness caused by materialism and secularism, that means human beings are using up resources at a growing rate and becoming pathological narcissists. Economies turn into recessions and depressions when people don't save 10% to 15% for retirement and for the future, and instead spend all of their money on material things. So they buy as many songs, movies, video games, game consoles, computers, books, magazines, clothes, food, jewelry, etc as they want, instead of just the things they need to live. It is this pursuit of wealth and material things that is harming our economy, because that means they default on loans for houses, cars, student loans, because they buy useless things and burn through their money faster than the gas they burn in their cars. It also causes global warming, high gas and oil prices, ruins the global economy, puts people out of work, causes businesses to fail, forces nations to start up pointless wars as a result of terrorists striking that nation as their nation got ruined before the nation they attacked did and they blame them for that, and it also causes bad leaders to be elected because they promise tax cuts and better economic programs. So as a majority of the planet turn into pathological narcissists they look to their government for handouts, which come in social programs that are funded by higher taxes and/or printing up even more money that causes money to lose value and thus more inflation, more unemployment, higher gas and oil prices, higher food prices, etc. So the cycle starts all over again when the next national leader is elected that promises to fix the economy and give out even more money for universal healthcare and even more social programs, which means higher taxes, printing up even more money, higher inflation, higher gas and oil prices, higher food prices, etc.

      Most of the planet is incompetent, and cannot even figure out how to balance a check book or plan a monthly budget, and neither can our politicians and national leaders. We are our own worst enemies, and we are self destructive and suicidal. Most people will willingly send themselves into Hell because they lack common sense, responsibility, and not only do they hate God, they refuse to acknowledge his existence. Even most religious people only joined the church they attend not because they love God or want to help others, but only because of the

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    3. Re:Liberal Terrorism by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....things are going to be worse than they ever have been in world history,....

      Indeed, Jesus does tell us exactly what you have been saying. He tells us that if He did not intervene, there would be no survivors of mankind. We live in a period of history where mankind has the capability to make himself and all life forms extinct. This has never been the case before. The wonderful truth is though, that Jesus gives hope of a better world and strength for those who trust him to remain faithful until he appears.

      Christians are like beggars telling other beggars where to find bread, the bread of life, Jesus himself. Notice I said that Christians are LIKE beggars, not that they are. They are sons and daughters of the Most High, the ruler of the Universe.

      As such, He has a different perspective of time, since He is not subject to time, because He created it. In spite of appearances to the contrary, the bottom line is that God is good, all good. He will achieve His goals despite the existence of evil and will at the end separate good from evil. While we are still here, living in or mortal bodies, He invites all humans to simply trust Him and rely on His power to hang in there and personally resist evil and eventually triumph over it.

      The apostle Peter, writing to the Christians of his day, tells them not to be surprised by the fiery trials they are about to enter into. Emperor Nero, in power in Rome at the time, was at least as bad if not worse than Hitler. Christian history tells us that he covered Christians with tar and use them as living torches in his gardens. Compared to some who have ruled people throughout various periods in history, George W. Bush is rather benign.

      Christians understand, or should, that this planet belongs to God. We humans did not make it and cannot control it despite our most fervent wishes. We have been commissioned by the owner of the property to properly take care of it for Him. That is why Christians, of all people should be environmentalists who endeavor to tread lightly on God's earth, gratefully using but not abusing the resources he has graciously put here for us.

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  127. Keyloggers? by QJimbo · · Score: 1

    Why don't you just tap all their phone calls they make as well? After all as you're their parent they have no reason to expect any privacy. :rolleyes:

    If you really want to make sure your kids are happy, build some trust, not a totalitarian environment.

  128. Collection agencies by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    From the sentence quoted in the summary, it seems that the more aggressive actions of collection agencies would become illegal.

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  129. you have the right to free speech... except... by stenn · · Score: 0

    in the US, you have the right to free speech.. you also have the right to be offended. to remove anyone's ability to offend is a very slippery slop. i am sure the founder's had offended king george numerous times before they signed the declaration... which itself would be considered offensive to king george. the medium by which the message is transferred means nothing. there is no need for new laws regarding interpersonal communications

  130. Would make John McCane happy by turkeyfish · · Score: 1

    Is John McCane a sponsor of this legislation? I'm sure he and other politicians are eager to have it in place to silence their critics.

  131. Be afried, be wery afried Slashdot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they outlaw arrogance Slashdot commenters are in real trouble.

  132. encyclopediadramatica.com moves to europe then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh good, now maybe portalofevil.com encyclopediadramatica.com and 4chan.org 's members can all be thrown in the same prison.

    (The first site is a private harassment site, the second is a public harassment site, and the third promotes the harassment)

  133. So a bully would be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think I would apply the definition of a bully in this "law" to spammers, telemarketers, and of course the IRS.

  134. So I could have erased the real bullies at school? by elucido · · Score: 1



    Are you saying that the cyberbullies have the power to block my huge eraser, my block button, my infinite amount of potential names and identities, email addresses and accounts?

    Actually, the real bullies always knew I'd be at school and knew where to find me after school. Some of they knew my name and could find out where I live.

    Are you telling me that the cyberbullies who are just screen names, 1s and 0s, are more powerful than the physical bullies? Only if you are a complete moron are the cyberbullies more powerful.

    Guess what? Not all of us are complete morons.
    Of course, if I had the kinds of tools I have online to deal with bullies, I'd be able to simply erase them from my life with an eraser, or of course just carry a gun and shoot them.

    Why can't I do that? It's illegal to erase the bullies offline but perfectly legal to erase them online. In school I couldn't even get a restraining order so we couldn't even block the bullies.

    The point is, if a cyber bully gets pictures of you it's because your dumb ass gave them the material to blackmail you with. If a cyber bully gets your address its because your dumb ass gave it to them. If they impersonate you, it's identity theft, and it can only happen if you are stupid enough to give all your information including your picture and signature.

    And there are already laws against identity theft so if thats what this is about, you are in the wrong debate.

  135. Not everyone is smart. by elucido · · Score: 1

    The net is a big place.
    All you have to do is change your email address. This is a dumb law to protect stupid people from smart bullies.

    I'd propose we pass a law to protect smart people from stupid bullies in the real world.
  136. No one causes a suicide. by elucido · · Score: 1


    The cause of suicide is a brain disorder, a mental illness. It's not something which can be caused by others.

    If suicide could be caused by words, then there should be some magic words which we could all use to make each of our enemies kill themselves.

    And if these words exist a business could be started to sell these words and create a cyber bullying industry.

    Honestly though, I think this law is complete BS. There is no combination of words which could cause me to commit suicide, I'd simply never do it. And anyone who is that suicidal, should probably stay off the internet.

    1. Re:No one causes a suicide. by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      There is no combination of words which could cause me to commit suicide, I'd simply never do it. And anyone who is that suicidal, should probably stay off the internet.

      It wasn't a magic spell. It was a particularly cruel game where this neighbor spent months to make the girl fall in love with someone online. That "person" then was extraordinarily mean to her. She was thirteen, a time when many are having trouble with new feelings and emotions. Suicide over real breakups that are far less cruel are not unknown. Might most girls be able to weather it, perhaps. But that doesn't mean it wasn't a very wrong thing to do.

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  137. This will be tossed out rather quickly. by pclminion · · Score: 1

    Any such law wouldn't last more than a few months. The first thing that thousands of people will do when such a law is passed is start accusing each other of cyberbullying on forums such as Fark, Digg, even Slashdot. Basically, if somebody pisses you off, and you can figure out who they are, you can accuse them and drag them into court.

    The system will be so bogged down in these bullshit lawsuits/criminal trials that, hopefully, the stupidity of the law will become plain on its face.

  138. Or maybe by elucido · · Score: 1


    Or maybe they should stay off the internet altogether.

    I mean come on, if you commit suicide and can blame the internet, why not create laws to end bullying in school?

    Many more kids have committed suicide after being bullied in school.

    1. Re:Or maybe by morari · · Score: 1
      There are already plenty of laws that cover bullying, just not specifically.

      Really though, all one needs to do to counteract real bullying is to retaliate with equal amounts of physical violence. That usually ends bullying real quick. It's best to get that out of your system anyway, as beating the shit out of assholes will get you arrested once you grow up. ;)

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    2. Re:Or maybe by elucido · · Score: 1

      There are already plenty of laws that cover bullying, just not specifically.

      Really though, all one needs to do to counteract real bullying is to retaliate with equal amounts of physical violence. That usually ends bullying real quick. It's best to get that out of your system anyway, as beating the shit out of assholes will get you arrested once you grow up. ;)

      Not with gun control. Sure it used to be that if you go bullied, you show up to school with a gun and put an end to it, or at least thats how natural law would handle bullying.

      However, parents have decided that there are too many guns and that the only way to deal with bullies is by lawsuits and restraining orders.

      So no, physical violence isn't the only way to deal with bullies. In fact, most lawmakers would rather we call our lawyers than get our guns.
  139. welcome to the real world by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    you aren't protected from everything

    you honestly believe, with or without any new laws on the web, that you could say whatever the hell you want and not offend someone, somewhere, possibly resulting in repercussions?

    the concept of free speech does not include freedom from the consequences of what you say

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    1. Re:welcome to the real world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so basically you're saying that any kid should be able to make a complaint about anything they read online (with or without merit, because how will we know until there's an investigation?), and because (based on your suggested legislation) we need to know whether the poster was intentionally harassing a child, that person's identity should be revealed, because hey, those are the consequences?

      then i repeat, anonymous speech online would not exist for very long.

      "you're free to be anonymous, but if we get any complaints, we're going to find out who you are."

  140. All cos you guys wouldn't stop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    picking on Twitter!

    Willyhill

  141. spammers die bloody by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Since all those messages trying to "coerce" me into buying penis pills will be illegal. And if that doesn't fit, then the quantity should certainly qualify as harassment which will also be outlawed. Cool! Seriously, how many time can someone imply your penis is too small top pleasure a woman before you're allowed to strangle them with their own intestine?
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  142. Thats not the point. by elucido · · Score: 1


    Lots of us have experienced mean cruel people.

    This isn't about whether bullying is right or wrong, this is about whether or not virtual bullying should be a crime.

    I don't think we should have virtual crimes. I don't agree with thought control laws.

    She was thirteen, a time when many are having trouble with new feelings and emotions. That's why she shouldn't have been on the internet unsupervised in the first place.

    Suicide over breakups are always going to happen. Someone could commit suicide when you break up with them, should you get sued for it? Hell no.

    If someone wants to commit suicide they are going to do it and it has nothing to do with who they date or what words are said to them. Now sure, if it were something more than words, then I'd say they have a right to sue, but if it's just words, to sue someone for mere words is a form of thought control.

    Next we will be able to sue white racists for hosting hate sites which cause non-white readers to commit suicide after reading the site.

    Do you see where this could lead? It's going to be applied to EVERY situation because it's an irrational law.

    1. Re:Thats not the point. by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Lots of us have experienced mean cruel people.

      I challenge this. What's the meanest thing that ever happened to you? What happened to this girl is that she was wooed by someone who then was as cruel as possible to her. I don't know if anyone that mean has ever happened to me. I doubt it happened to other people either.

      I don't think we should have virtual crimes. I don't agree with thought control laws... but if it's just words, to sue someone for mere words is a form of thought control.

      This isn't thought control. You can still think mean thoughts. You can still say them to your friends. Would "virtual stalking" be more to your liking? I mean, there are already libel laws, there are already fraud laws, so many other laws that only come into play based on "words". Hell, there are torts to deal with breech of contract which is yet more "words."

      As for virtual crimes, what about identity theft? What about DDOS attacks? What about script kiddies who make tons of malware? What about people who control giant botnets?

      Suicide over breakups are always going to happen.

      And?

      Someone could commit suicide when you break up with them, should you get sued for it?

      I believe the proper tort would be "intentional infliction of emotional distress."

      If someone wants to commit suicide they are going to do it and it has nothing to do with who they date or what words are said to them.

      That's illogical. You admitted scant lines above that people do commit suicide based on breakups, hence "who they date". And of course their environment is going to have an effect.

      Next we will be able to sue white racists for hosting hate sites which cause non-white readers to commit suicide after reading the site.

      No, rasicts who hound non-whites in various ways, including online, should get arrested. You're hung up on this "suicide" aspect. The law isn't constrained to that.

      Do you see where this could lead? It's going to be applied to EVERY situation because it's an irrational law.

      Extreme cases make for bad law. They also make for bad software architecture. It's hard to take into account the most common and the most repugnent.

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    2. Re:Thats not the point. by elucido · · Score: 1



      Worst stuff has happen to me.

      And DOS attacks and identity theft are real crime with real financial consequences.

      It's not an emotion crime or thought crime.

    3. Re:Thats not the point. by elucido · · Score: 1



      Worst stuff has happen to me.

      And DOS attacks and identity theft are real crime with real financial consequences.

      It's not an emotional crime or thought crime.

    4. Re:Thats not the point. by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      And DOS attacks and identity theft are real crime with real financial consequences. It's not an emotion crime or thought crime.

      You've mastered assertion. How is pretending to be someone you are not different in these two cases? In either way, you are causing people to make poor decisions based on intentionally faulty information. If the difference is "financial consequences" then you cede that all that is necesary is that the suicide be monitized. Fortunately, it is possible to assign a value to a human life (although the methodology is well-known, there are many variables I don't have access to, so I cannot provide a figure). Hence, all three have real financial consequences.

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  143. Kick the virtual shit out of online bullies by AnotherScratchMonkey · · Score: 1

    Of course you can "kick the shit" out of an online bully. Just not physically. Wit and communication skills hold the upper hand in this medium.

  144. So local, non-commercial cyberbullying is ok? by presidenteloco · · Score: 1

    "Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce..."

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  145. You cannot legislate murder away.... by Wildclaw · · Score: 1
    You cannot legislate murder away either.

    But you can punish it.

    what is free speech and what is harrassment? What is a joke and what isn't a joke? What is manslaughter and what is first degree murder? Even if that sort of legislation passed can you image trying to enforce it.

    You cannot legislate cyberbullying away any more than you can legislate schoolyard bullying away. Bullies are a fact of life You simply can't stop people from killing other people. Killing is a fact of life. So we should just remove all those laws against killing, because all they do is take away our precious freedoms.
    1. Re:You cannot legislate murder away.... by moxley · · Score: 1

      Apples and oranges.

      Suicide isn't murder, and words don't cause people to commit suicide - case closed. YOu are equating words with a violent act and trying to insinuate that they are the same, they arent.

      People seem to have a visceral overly emotional reaction to this story because of how disgusting what that woman did is - but the fact is that this child who killed herself was suffering from mnetal illness - depression. Had she not been, then she may not have reacted the way she did.

      Can you imagine such a law? Here are two scenarios:

        You get in a fight with your girlfriend or boyfriend or whatever and tell them that they are fucked and you wish they were dead. They then go out and kill themself. You get charged with manslaughter.

      Your friend has undiagnosed mental illness and tends to read into things people say and is always taking things the wrong way. You send her a letter as a joke, purporting to be from someone else, she misunderstands it and either kills herself or someone else...Should you be charged? NO!

      These are just what I could think of without even really thinking about it, I am sure if someone took the time they could come up with much more apt analogies.

      There are always going to be people who are assholes, period. There will always be bullies, period. If the bullying is physical it should be chargable under a criminal statute if it rises to the level of criminality; or, there may be certain situations where verbal abuse MAY rise to that level, maybe institutionalized verbal abuse under color of authority (like a cop or a techer verbally abusing someone - but that seems more like a civil matter).

      -But calling names? Pretending to be someone else to be an asshole to someone on the internet? Give me a fucking break.

    2. Re:You cannot legislate murder away.... by Wildclaw · · Score: 1
      Not Apples and oranges and all.

      The post I responded to clearly stated that legislation bullying was stupid because it wouldn't stop bullying. And that is no different than saying that legislating murder is stupid because it won't stop murder.

      Your friend has undiagnosed mental illness and tends to read into things people say and is always taking things the wrong way. You send her a letter as a joke, purporting to be from someone else, she misunderstands it and either kills herself or someone else...Should you be charged? NO! Depends on the amount of letters you send and how much of a "joke" you are playing. Just like there is a difference between accidentally causing someones death, causing someones death by negilence and intentionally killing someone.

      Law judges not only what is done, but how it is done and with what intent.

      In the story you are talking about (which I btw am not even familiar with) where a child commited suicide, it would be up to the justice system to determine if it was purely accidental (a remark that got interpeted wrong), negilence (repeated harassment that although not intended eventually lead to the suicide) or with intent (directed psychological harassment with the intent of causing the child to harm herself).

      There are always going to be people who are assholes, period. There will always be bullies, period. If the bullying is physical it should be chargable under a criminal statute if it rises to the level of criminality; Why should physical assault be punished harder than mental assault when science have shown that mental assault can cause atleast as much if not more damage (especially long term) than physical assault.

      Give me a fucking break. Sorry, I won't give you a break in this matter.

      And more than anything. I definitly won't give assholes a break. They have had it far too easy for far too long.
  146. OK. Put my avatar by Tungbo · · Score: 1

    in jail and fine him xxx virtual sheckles.

  147. Cease and desist = harassment? by igon · · Score: 1

    So, the RIAA can be jailed for harassing people with cease and desists? Nice.

  148. Ooh, mod parent seriously underrated by Travoltus · · Score: 1

    for that well placed clue brick

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  149. Georgegad by georgegad · · Score: 1

    Isnt flaming people you have never met and calling them smacktards the reason we invented the internet in the first place?

  150. Why is bullying wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't get why bullying is wrong.

    I don't think we need a law like this. The Megan Meyer case is an isolated one with a child who had KNOWN mental instability. She had emotional problems before the online incident and she was obviously not getting the attention and help she needed from her parents if she was allowed to start to an online relationship at the age of 13.

    Besides which, this law is completely impossible to enforce. Even less enforceable than the DCMA.

  151. Re:So I could have erased the real bullies at scho by JimFive · · Score: 1

    Are you saying that the cyberbullies have the power to block my huge eraser, my block button, my infinite amount of potential names and identities, email addresses and accounts?
    The consumer of the information is not the bullying target, it is the acquaintances of the target. Certainly you can erase the bully from your screen, but you can't erase the false information from the internet and the brains of the people who saw it.

    The point is, if a cyber bully gets pictures of you it's because your dumb ass gave them the material to blackmail you with.
    Or s/he bought a yearbook, or owns a camera and some decent photo manipulation software.

    If a cyber bully gets your address its because your dumb ass gave it to them.
    Or your parents have a listed telephone number, or he rides the same bus as you, or is a friend of a friend. A school is not some sort of huge anonymous society. It's a small, closed society where anyone can learn your name and who you associate with.

    If they impersonate you, it's identity theft, and it can only happen if you are stupid enough to give all your information including your picture and signature.
    I doubt it's (legally) identity theft if they don't use or SSN or apply for credit. And do you really think you need all that stuff to set up a fake myspace page under someone else's name? I doubt it. Set up a fake page with real picture/information, start off with a few normal teen-angst posts and then descend into anguished goatse. How hard do you think that is to fake? How hard do you think that is to get rid of? Once it's on the internet it is there, you can't delete it. Even if you can convince myspace to delete it, someone read it and saved it. Maybe it's in google cache. It's out there somewhere. -- JimFive
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  152. exactly by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    anonymity doesn't protect you from being an evil prick. if you are evil enough, your anonymity SHOULD be stripped. the question of course, is how evil do you have to be? what this woman did to this child is pretty far in to the territory of deserves to have her anonymity stripped, and to be punished

    but there are a thousand other examples you or i could generate that are clearly NOT ripe for anonymity stripping, even if someone is offended. then there are plenty of situations that sit on the borderline

    so, like i said: the real world. its not set in stone. and idealistic, fundamentalist, absolutist positions such as:

    1. there should be no anonymity anywhere
    2. anonymity should be preserved under any condition

    are both wrong and unworkable

    the best solution is somewhere in between, the grey area

    there are grey areas in life. it is difficult to say in some cases what the right thing to do is. so, in other words: welcome to the real world. you have no absolute protections

    and if you are big enough of a dick online, someone somewhere may strip you of your anonymity. don't like it? sorry, that's reality, deal with it. you are not protected from the consequences of what you say

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  153. Big "Ha-ha", right up until the neonuts use it... by ibsteve2u · · Score: 0

    The one thing the neocons and the neoliberals don't control and that has proved to be a true thorn in their side is the Internet.



    I note the legislation says "person" and "emotional distress" - which would seem to encompass my saying that I believe that Cheney and Bush are the biggest crooks and liars we've ever had. Repeatedly. All over the web.



    Could they not argue that both my opinion and the facts that anybody and everybody has reported have repeatedly caused them emotional distress and demonstrate a pattern of behavior?

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  154. This is law for BIG government by miguelg4472 · · Score: 1

    I want to know where was this girl parents. This is the reason parents should install spy ware when your child is on Myspace or other social network sits. We do not need the government watching over us. What will happen when people get in heated debates and use strong language and someone dose not agree. They feel they got offend call the government. This law is wrong we need parents not government.

  155. Lying is not a crime. by elucido · · Score: 1



    And I don't think lying should be made into a crime either.

    Hurting someones feelings is not a crime and absolutely should not be made into a crime.

    If it were made into a crime do you realize I could sue you just because I don't like what you wrote on Slashdot?

    1. Re:Lying is not a crime. by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      If it were made into a crime do you realize I could sue you just because I don't like what you wrote on Slashdot?

      You've conflated the end result (someone's feelings being hurt) and the cause (a complex series of lies.) While I don't believe the end result should be made illegal, it is the motivating factor to eliminate the cause (lying).

      And I don't think lying should be made into a crime either.

      Why is it a crime in financial matters then? What's the difference?

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    2. Re:Lying is not a crime. by elucido · · Score: 1

      If it were made into a crime do you realize I could sue you just because I don't like what you wrote on Slashdot?

      You've conflated the end result (someone's feelings being hurt) and the cause (a complex series of lies.) While I don't believe the end result should be made illegal, it is the motivating factor to eliminate the cause (lying).

      And I don't think lying should be made into a crime either.

      Why is it a crime in financial matters then? What's the difference?

      Financial damage is measurable, emotional damage is not. I have no way of knowing what you feel or whether or not you have feelings at all.

      In your case, you are lucky that I assume you do have feelings, but these assumptions I make are based merely on appearances and nothing more.

      I can understand how another person, especially over the internet, could assume that the whole of the internet is fake and treat the internet with complete disregard for reality, because you can't see what someone feels over the net.

      So when you say individual x hurt individual y's feelings, how could individual x hurt individual y when there is no way for individual x to know what individual y feels?

      The point, feelings cannot be measured. We don't even know that they are real over the internet. We don't have helmets to attach us to brain scan devices.

      Even if we did, not everyone believes that thoughts are real. Money on the other hand deals with material objects, not subjective reality and is objectively real and measurable.

    3. Re:Lying is not a crime. by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Money on the other hand deals with material objects, not subjective reality and is objectively real and measurable.

      Unless you are a brain in a jar. While I grant that it is more difficult to measure emotional damage than financial damage, in the abstract, this emotional damage led to suicide, which is monetizable.

      And you again contend that the outcome is what causes the difference between a crime and not a crime. If I lose money via a bad investment, that outcome alone does not make it a crime or not a crime. If the investment was portrayed in an underhanded way, then it was a crime; if it was portrayed in an aboveboard way, then it was not. Why would this not apply to emotional damage, just because it is more difficult to measure? The difference still applies to the process, not the outcome.

      So when you say individual x hurt individual y's feelings, how could individual x hurt individual y when there is no way for individual x to know what individual y feels?

      Patently disingenuous. Of course X can hurt Y without even knowing of Y's existence. And of course one can predict to some degree what would be considered insulting and emotionally painful.

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  156. Wow. Best of Slashdot. by Travoltus · · Score: 1

    This is actually seriously believable. Frighteningly believable.

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