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San Francisco Considers Ban On All Pet Sales
Hugh Pickens writes "The LA Times reports that the Humane Pet Acquisition Proposal is on its way to the Board of Supervisors of San Francisco. It would ban the sale of any animal that walks, flies, swims, crawls or slithers — unless you plan to eat it. Representatives of the $45-billion to $50-billion-a-year pet industry call the San Francisco proposal 'by far the most radical ban we've seen' nationwide and argue that it would force small operators to close. Animal activists say it will save small but important lives, along with taxpayer money, and end needless suffering. 'From Descartes on up, in the Western mindset, fish and other nonhuman animals don't have feelings, they don't have emotions, we can do whatever we want to them,' says Philip Gerrie, coauthor of the proposal. 'If we considered them living beings, we would deal with them differently.'"
What lives will it save? Without the pet industry, these animals would never be born.
Plans change. Look at those adorable eyes! How can I eat it now?
Well that won't stop the pikeys offloading dags on to you will it baye!
Pet sales will just become black market and underhanded.
I like having a cat, and spoiler her mercilessly. We have many good times. What is this guy smoking? Oh, wait, San Francisco, riiiight!
It's clear where the problem really lies -- in the idiots who insist that we should suddenly kowtow to the rights of dumb animals. If we weren't supposed to keep or eat tasty animals, they'd have a bad flavor and wouldn't be so cuddly.
Save money? Yeah right. Now they will need a whole new division for enforcing and investigating these laws.
I assume this would mean that people could still own pets, correct? I'm not sure how this would change much.
None of this really makes sense though. We have been trading animals as commodities since the beginning of human civilization. Either for work, food, or pets.
Totally unenforceable.
(And whats to stop people from buying their animals in another town/state, or online?)
Do these people know any pet owners? They tend to treat their pets very well, sometimes even better than people. Isn't that exactly what they want animals to be treated like?
Perhaps they can zone them out next, just like minorities are zoned out of most of the good areas of San Fransisco.
So basically what we have is your typical people in power mindset, I was going to say liberal but conservatives in power do it to, they will all be for freedoms they want (in the case of this city same sex marriages) but damn if you dare buy Spot in a local store, why that is inhumane. I am surprised you can't buy dogs to eat in SF but you can buy live fish and poultry. What is that? Are laws based on ick factor?
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Would I be allowed to buy a rat, for example, if I promised to test drugs on it?
A guppy has feelings but a fetus doesn't? And I am not for making abortion illegal but I am a fan of truth and logic. What about sea monkeys? Will people with fish now still have the option to buy live life food for them like brine shrimp?
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It seems to be largely meaningless.
Is there anybody who is actually selling pets in San Francisco? Hell, I had a hard enough time finding a place to reliably buy the cat food I feed my cat. And while I'm sure there's a couple of backyard breeders of birds, reptiles, and maybe even small dogs that might be hurt by this, I can't think of anywhere in the city limits of San Francisco where a breeding operation is a "good idea."
Hey, San Francisco: does everybody in the city have food, housing, and most importantly does MUNI still have buses that leak in the rain? Sounds like you've got misplaced priorities.
Fuck off.
Sincerely,
Animal Lovers.
Seriously, I get really tired of these dumbshit activists that think that pets somehow have a horrible life and if all animals just roamed free they would be so much better off. I think the problem is they watch Disney movies and believe that is how the wild actually is: Animals living together in harmony and having the best of time. I think these people need to take a trip to Africa and see nature in all its brutal Darwinian glory. Nothing dies of old age there, they just get older and slower until something eats them.
Sorry, but I think my house cat has a much better life. He gets to lay around all day, safe from weather and predators, he eats when he wants, gets attention lavished on him, and has access to medical care to handle his problems (asthma in his case).
Pets bring a lot of joy to humans, and it isn't bad for the pets. They have their needs met in a way they'd never get in the wild.
especially for small operations
Dear SF board of supervisors, can a fast food restaurant give away circumcised pets as toys with a happy meal? *poof*
apart from the stray's that would need to be put down, i think you would create cities which are pretty much inhabited by human's only, Keeping pet's is a positive thing in general, not necessary for the animal's or the individual human's, but it create's a coexistence between Human's and some form's of Animal's. Separating Humanity and the Animal Kingdom further, will more than likely result in a disconnect that make's it more common for cruel behavior as Human's would lack that personal connection with animal's and they simply all become food or clothing.
The more i read on group's like PETA etc , i think they don't really like animal's to be honest.
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So Coral and anemones are okay, then?
I wish that environmentalist and animal rights activist would spend time actually educating and engaging the public and convince people on the merit of their argument, rather than use the government as a hammer against people who disagree with them. They are going to ruin some livelihoods and do next to nothing to eliminate animal suffering.
Forgive my spelling from time to time. I'm often posting during short breaks.
'From Descartes on up, in the Western mindset, fish and other nonhuman animals don't have feelings, they don't have emotions, we can do whatever we want to them,' says Philip Gerrie, coauthor of the proposal. 'If we considered them living beings, we would deal with them differently.'
Talk about a dude with a serious superiority complex. Last I checked, something that breathes, eats and poops is living. I can understand putting a ban on the sale of sub-intelligent beings (fish, lizards, etc), but when it comes to cats, dogs and the like, anyone who has owned a pet at some point knows that animals deserve a basic set of rights and that they do in fact experience the same perception of neuro-processes that we call "emotions".
This guy obviously doesn't have any emotion himself. That or his parents never let him have a pet.
If selling pets is illegal then only criminals will have pets.
... So now all the ads selling cocker spaniel puppies will read "delicious cocker spaniel puppies for sale."
I can see where they are seeking to rid themselves of "puppy mills" and the like, but how about pet retailers (wow, that just sounds creepy doesn't it? pet retailer? Is that were you go if you want to reverse the procedure for your doberman pinscher?)? Will Petsmart no longer sell pets? (They do sell pets right? I thought they did...) They show reptiles, birds, fish and rodents on their site.
This does not surprise me coming from SFO though...
They're going to outlaw gerbil sales in San Francisco?
" 'If we considered them living beings, we would deal with them differently.'"
Plants are living things too. Should we ban the sale of them.
On other news, San Francisco pet owner ate his cat.
It's the same with cats, they came to us for the free ride. We like their company so we let them in. So it turned commercial, but really, what *hasn't* turned commercial.
As for any cruelty, there are some people that will always be cruel to animals/humans, this won't change that.
it's a great way to draw attention to a real problem. There are a lot of unwanted animals in this world and a little public debate on where pet animals come from is a good thing to my mind. I am the proud owner of a pound puppy and I can't think of any circumstance where I would want to purchase a dog from a breeder. Some of the breeders are downright shady. I'm not saying I would want all pet sales banned, but I welcome the discussion.
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It would be nice if we could eliminate puppy mills and get more people to adopt or buy from good reputable breeders that actually take care of their animals.
This isn't the way to do it, and people still ignore shelter pets which need homes so they can get a "purebred" dog which is safer than some shelter mutt.
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ahhh yeah that's so humane! LOL
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In San Francisco, and other so called 'liberal' bastions, laws are not created to give people the freedoms to live the life that they choose, they are created to radically socially engineer a population according to specific mores that the 'elites' prefer. So if the elites are tree-hugging PETA members, then they want to fashion society in that image, regardless of the hypocracy and stupidity it causes. One could say that all social engineering is applying a first order linear model to a chaotic system and then crying about how the results don't work.
How this is different than theocracy, I don't know.
Now, are these people actually the "OMG Teh Petz is slavery!!!" morons, or are they holding the much less unreasonable position that:
a) "Farm" dogs/cats (bred for sale) tend to suffer from poor health and poor treatment in the pet stores and
b) Every pet bought at a pet store is a rescue that gets the needle?
If the former, then yes. Fuck the nutters sideways with a chainsaw. Three cats and formerly a dog (RIP, buddy), all rescues, and damn if I don't enjoy their company more than most people's...
In other news, SF outlaws heterosexual coupling... citing the fact that it can lead to pregnancy and childbirth. People as not responsible to care for children, and so hetero-sex must be stopped!
Isn't that already on the endangered species list?
More PETA gubbish.
I really wish they would go away, and I'm a vegetarian myself.
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So Petco changes its name to Exotic Foods Co., adds a curious looking butcher department and nothing changes. Mean while bolstered by Exotic Foods Co's new direction various ethnic restaurants start adding hamster, guinea pigs, dog, horse, etc. to the menu.
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Small operators should switch to doing other businesses.
not everything can be justified because people make money off of it. this is what has brought our civilization to this upside down state, on the brink of collapse.
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All that pet stores need to do is give away cooking instructions with every pet sold. Not their fault if you happen to decide not to eat it after you get it home. Sheesh.
Why stop there? Just ban pet ownership and take care of the whole problem.
"Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish"
Albert Einstein
So, what's to stop one from just going to the next town over and buying a pet there? All I can see this doing is reducing tax revenue for the city by killing local sales and businesses, and inconveniencing pet-buyers.
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How is it not crazy and silly? More importantly, what problem is this supposed to fix? Are pets sometimes mistreated? Then legislate and prosecute that. Are pets bred for sale under crappy conditions? Then legislate and prosecute that. Or are all pets bred and kept under horrible conditions? In that case, just ban pet ownership. But I will go so far as to call this proposal crazy and silly indeed.
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OK, I plan on eating my dog. Sell me a dog. What, are they going to make an additional law saying that you must eat your pets if you say you will? How about a law saying that pets must be stamped with a "best before" date? Or here's one, make it so you have to eat your pet in public or better yet, slaughter the animal when the credit card is swiped.
These legislators are stupid. Their state is completely broke, yet they have time to dream up bullshit like this. Congratulations on putting pet stores out of business (although surprisingly I'm sure that big-box pet food/supply retailers will be just fine) and causing people to travel out of state to buy their animals. Here's a tip. If puppy mills are a problem (and they can be), then GO AFTER THE DAMNED PUPPY MILLS.
I bought my dog at a pet store because no breeder currently had her breed. Yes, perhaps she came from a puppy mill. But she's the happiest dog in the world now (despite my sig) and I certainly wouldn't exchange her for any other dog now that we've gotten to know each other.
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Whether you agree or not, I think such proposals will simply add more fuel to those that say all them SF people are nutjobs. This will impact future ideas/programs/conferences/whatever put forth by the city even if it is generally accepted and considered good ideas. There may be large groups or companies planning a SF conference (or perhaps hosting Olympic Games) but oh no, they may say, "uhmmm, them SF folks sure are nutzoid, maybe we should look into another city."
I think they need to look at proposals more carefully and see how it will impact the city 20, 30, 40 years from now. Pet ban sale may not do a whole lot over the long run. Also will have to deal with "pirated pets" and "illegal sales" which may lead to greater problems (i.e. pot is illegal and contributes to costly drug wars).
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Even if one were to accept the (dubious) notion that pet-dom is an unpleasant experience for pets, their criteria seem absurdly broad. Banning based on type of locomotion, rather than, say, neural net complexity, means freaking out more or less equally about the treatment of everything from arthropods and annelids with some degree of stimulus response up to great apes(while more or less arbitrarily allowing you to buy and slaughter anything culturally sanctioned as edible).
The idea seems profoundly divorced from anything resembling actual concern for animal welfare.
I have a friend or two who are vets and who blog. Judging from their blogs, breeders are the scum of the earth. They won't learn enough about the animals they breed to do the basic things necessary to keep them healthy. They won't pay the vet they call in when things go wrong. They refuse to let the vet treat the animals if it would cost them money or even just make their lives a little inconvenient.
Now, I'm guessing there are good breeder's out there. And I'm guessing those breeders have vet visits that are much less frequent and angst filled and so don't result in diatribes on blogs. But I don't know how to tell whether or not an animal came from a breeder who cared, or one who didn't. It's hard to vote with my wallet.
I think this law is very dumb. But there is a real evil here.
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Those advocating the ban need to speak with some archeologists and evolutionary anthropologists before making their decisions. These experts now believe that cats and dogs adopted humans as companions, and not the other way around. With cats, agrarian life led to grain storage, which attracted rodents, and some kitties evolved to play nice with humans in order to access all the tasty mice in human settlements. For dogs I don't remember the whole story off-hand.
It was a valid evolutionary step for many animals to prefer and enjoy the company of people; banning pet "ownership" merely leaves dozens of cat and dog sub-species without their proper habitat and social environment.
I just want to know if kittens with no legs will be legal...
It says you can't SELL animals, not that you can't give them away. This is to stop factory farming of pets, not ban having pets altogether.
Please read the article and engage your brain before posting in future.
You insensitive clod! I work at the Actiniaria Rescue Shelter.
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I read this aloud to my wife, and our 10lb yorkie-poo dog just walked over to me and said "If those goddamn animal activist hippies think they're going to make me live outdoors, they're fucking crazy."
Then he took his surgically-fixed knee, went back to his comfortable place on his knitted afghan in our predator free air-conditioned home, stopping by for a bite of nutritionally-balanced dog food and a sip of parasite-free drinking water, and proceeded to fall back asleep for his 20-hours-out-of-every-24 rest pattern.
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I guess we'll have to release half of congress into the wild. Which is all good because nothing tastes better than free range conservatives.
Care killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
I like my puppies domestic, free-range, and aged to natural perfection.
They can't tell you WHEN to eat your pet... So eat them when you're good and ready. Until then, you're just stocking up for "later."
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...yet the same people would probably be against the Patriot Act because they don't want government interference in their lives. But the government is good when it supports a cause you believe in, right? Idiots.
From Descartes on up, in the Western mindset, fish and other nonhuman animals don't have feelings, they don't have emotions, we can do whatever we want to them,' says Philip Gerrie, coauthor of the proposal.
Hey, uh, Mr. Gerrie... that is the western mindset, yes, but, uh... look where you are buddy.
Multiple choice: In terms of which hemisphere it is, what the mindset is there, where it is in the US, and which coast it is on, where is San Francisco?
A. North B. South C.East D. West
Is this guy so loony that to him "Western mindset" is an indictment of some thought in and of itself? "Oh that's how we think in the UNITED STATES, so obviously that's the dumbest possible mindset." Is that what's going on here? "If we considered them living beings, we would deal with them differently." Yeah, but we don't, so why are you acting like we do or should?
That would be illegal as kittens without legs can fly. Only the landing is a bit difficult.
We know what Soylent Green is. Does that make dogs and other pets Soylent Red? Or maybe Yellow?
I've thought for a long time that something should be done to address the fact that people continue to buy animals from pet shops and puppy mills while perfectly good pets die by the thousands in pounds and shelters.
Buying pets through commercial operations directly contributes to the suffering of thousands and thousands of pets every year. It contributes to this by reducing the market for shelter pets, and by providing a never ending source for more pets that end up at shelters for a variety of reasons (neglect, owner gets fed up, lost pets, etc).
If the market for commercial pet operations was killed, it would likely greatly reduce the number of pets in shelters, and consequently could also lead to shelters becoming non-kill by alleviating the budget impact of running them.
Perhaps this law is not the exact best way to address this problem, but I hope it will at least start the discussion among the general public, and perhaps it will eventually lead to better laws to address the issue.
Another way that this situation could be helped would be to mandate that all animals were microchipped and spayed/neutered before being sold, and to mandate that all pet sellers were registered and regulated.
Forget the War on Piracy. There's a new War in town: the War on Pets is finally here. If you are really quiet, you can hear millions of crazy cat ladies screaming in despair.
Laws in a theocracy must accord with some sacred book, an arbitrary measure. At least liberal societies argue their points and participate in the give-and-take of contemporary debate on ethics.
Keep your government hands off my pet rock!
Why not just regulate the hell out of selling pets?
Spend some money in research, and find out how and what you should regulate? Maybe instead of keeping newly born cats / dogs in a 2'x2'x2' cage, you are required to have 25sqft per kitten, 50sqft per puppy, etc. Shared environments are ideal, as it helps foster an environment where the animal is in a group setting (try adopting a 3yr old cat that has never seen another cat or animal its entire life).
Toss in some regulations about food, water, etc.
Basically take the incentive away from the the "pet factories" but still allow the caring breeders to continue doing what they love.
(there IS a market for spending $2k on a puppy with good heritage, etc)
Hmm, hop? Kangaroos for pets? Anyone know how successful anyone's been domesticating 'roos?
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In San Francisco, and other so called 'liberal' bastions, laws are not created to give people the freedoms to live the life that they choose, they are created to radically socially engineer a population according to specific mores that the 'elites' prefer. So if the elites are tree-hugging PETA members, then they want to fashion society in that image, regardless of the hypocracy and stupidity it causes. One could say that all social engineering is applying a first order linear model to a chaotic system and then crying about how the results don't work.
How this is different than theocracy, I don't know.
Liberal bastions, eh? And how is this any different from those 'conservative' bastions that try to - for example - outlaw abortion?
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I usually don't care for government getting involved in these things, but we have an epidemic here. Hundreds of thousands of cats and dogs are being put down every year in this country b/c of over population and lack of homes. It's not a laughing matter.
I think it should be incumbent on our government(s) to respect these lives, to realize they not only represent humans but all animals that live in their jurisdiction, and fix the problem! The first thing they need to do is provide 99% free spading and neutering and it should be illegal to breed pets without registering the births --which should cost some $. And breaking the law should result in hard punishments, like mandatory jail time.
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This is such an awful, one-sided article. Was it written by a pet store owner??
It completely ignores the fact that tens millions of cats, dogs and other pets are killed annually in the US due to 'overpopulation'.
Banning the sale of these animals means people have to instead turn to shelters, where all the unwanted animals (often from bored or inconvenienced owners) end up.
This decreases demand from breeders (and starts shutting them down), and solves the issue of 'overpopulation' - which is probably the actual reason this is coming about -- although completely neglected by the author of TFA.
We'll have to destroy their territory and NOT keep them around, not even as pets. It's the new age of humane imperialism.
That this does not bar the humane society from adoption, etc. It only prevents mills and breeding which is why I'd be in favor of such a provision.
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Black Markets. We supply and demand.
If there is demand, and supply then there will be sale of good/services. If it is illegal or over taxed it will be under the black market.
If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
Nah, you already can't buy lawyers and politicians, you can only rent them.
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yup, definitely only a 'liberal' problem, which is why freedom loving folks migrate to 'conservative' bastions, that generally support ALL private 'indecencies' such as suicide, pornography, sodomy, racial equality, drug and alcohol use, and the tamale, a women's right to save her own live by terminating the tubal pregnancy given to her by her uncle for her 12th birthday.
I don't see the intent as to punish anyone, but the sale of living things for other than eating somehow seems... demeaning. I wish I could explain more. The thought only came to me as I read the article.
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The arrogance to think they can legislate against 10,000 years of mutualism between human and domesticated animal is astounding. If this prohibition were somehow to pass and was somehow enforceable in any way, It will only serve to further disconnect people from nature and from animals, and lead to increased ignorance about animal welfare: out of sight, out of mind. What will they do with Aquarium of the Bay or San Francisco Zoo?
What lives will it save? Without the pet industry, these animals would never be born.
Without the pet industry, people who want pets will get them from the pound/shelter, which is what they should have been doing anyway. Strays that might been destroyed because people chose to buy their pets from pet shops now have homes.
By the way how is your war on poor people^H^H poverty?
This just helps reinforce the state's reputation as anti-business. Just what it needs.
And encourages those who want to build a wall around California to keep stupid people out of the rest of America.
How is it not crazy and silly?
Due to differences in opinion.
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Sure I have seen animals treated badly but I would think the vast majority a treated well, much better than if they were strays or in the wild. I think its funny that he really thinks that people don't think their animals have feeling and don't care about them when any pet owner knows that owning a pet is not cheap. Feeding it alone can cost hundreds of dollars a year. Add in it getting sick and buying it toys, people end up spending a lot of money on the comfort and well being of something they think has no feelings.
Right after getting my dog he ate a marble, if it was in the wild it would have died but we spent $1000 to get it surgically removed. Somehow I think my dog would agree with me more than these so call Animal Activists.
"ban the sale of any animal that walks, flies, swims, crawls or slithers"
buy kangaroos, frogs and maybe those trans-dimensional beings from the Hitch Hiker's Guide.
well this isnt the issue where talking abought. its not abought a few bad owners letting a pack of dogs lose in a area and they become a isssue.
It's about pet sales, not existent pets. And also one could still adopt pets from a shelter, for example.
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"Pretty much Everywhere, laws are not created to give people the freedoms to live the life that they choose, they are created to radically socially engineer a population according to specific mores that the 'elites' prefer"
There, fixed that for you.
Save the liberal rhetoric for the Rush Limbaugh call-ins.
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well no tax or law is gonna fix anything. how many people people acully buy a pet anyways. we normaly get them for free find them adopt them etc. dont forget peta does nothing more then lie and abuse animals themselfs to make good videos many memebers have come foward and said this and even got cought in the act a few times. yet somehow they still are allowed to try to pass laws rather then be told get out of my office.
alot of these major citys have simply gona off the deepend. look with the ecnomy crashing etc these retards in office knoe there on there way out for good. so before we fall into a depression there gonna fuck everyone as hard as they can.
They are only banning the sale in the city... last time I looked it didn't take very long to leave the city of SF... guess you will have to take your pet buying business to the next city, who will get the sales tax, etc.
This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
I don' know what to think of this:
1- I love pets, and if i didn't live in a city, I'd definitely have at least a dog. OTOH because I live in a city, I don't allow myself to torture a poor dog by keeping it locked up so much, and with pitiful sidewalk walks instead of wide open field runs. OTOOH, some city pets do seem reasonably happy.
2- I'm sure I don't want pets to cost anything to non-pet owners. So if pets currently cost more to the community (poop clean up, rescues, attacks...) than they bring in in taxes, something must be done.
3- there may be more important stuff for lawmakers to busy themselves with right now. basically, anything regarding humans ?
4- Most pet shops I know are horrible, horrible places for pets. Not to mention the pet shop boys.
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So I have to leave town to buy my pets? Or, go to to the guy in the alley selling puppies out of a van. This will do nothing except hurt those who are tying to make a living selling pets humanly and encourage puppy mills and the like.
If they ban outright the sale of pets, someone will find a way to get around the law. For example, perhaps someone will establish enthusiast clubs. Members of the clubs may obtain pets at no cost (provided they meet certain requirements). These clubs would have membership fees. Membership fees would fund the cost of acquiring the animals, along with any administrative overhead.
Perhaps simpler, someone might give away a dog, but then charge $300 for its carrier and some accessories...
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If there is demand, and supply then there will be sale of good/services. If it is illegal or over taxed it will be under the black market.
Really? So you want a dog so badly that you'd drive out to some house in a secluded neighborhood and pay a guy whom you've never met before a few hundred dollars for a dog that has no papers, no history, and you have no idea how it was bred or raised ... when you could just as easily go to an animal shelter and get the same dog legally, for free?
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I'm curious. I'm not completely up on California law, but seeing as many, if not all, these pet stores are legal businesses who have paid for a business license to operate within San Francisco, won't they be able to go to court if they aren't grandfathered in?
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It would ban the sale of any animal that walks, flies, swims, crawls or slithers — unless you plan to eat it.
"Officer, I bought the dog planning to eat it, but it was so cute I changed my mind."
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Animal activists say it will save small but important lives . .
. . unless you plan to eat it.
I love how the crazy people just make themselves look stupid! We don't even have to do anything!
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Works for that, too. Both parties are filled with asshats trying legislate their idea of "morality", when the basis of "morality" should be how actions directly affect others and not much beyond that.
Except that, in my experience, when conservative "asshats" try to legislate morality, it tends to involve limiting how people live their own lives, but when liberal "asshats" try to legislate morality, it tends to involve limiting how people affect others' lives.
Personally, I'm less offended by the latter.
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So horses, ants, humans (they can be pets [grin]), etc. will be banned in SF? :P
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The author of the proposal, Philip Gerrie, is a bee keeper and is (was) even president of the local association.
Evidently, his abhorrence of "treating [pets] as commodities and expendable" doesn't extend to stealing bees' honey and selling it for his profit, nor to manipulating the bees social structure and ecology, as is required of any successful bee keeper.
...just how alien these "people" really are. This is a liberal thing, it's something they've wanted to do for decades. Why don't people listen to them before electing them and realize just what they are voting for? I notice most people here think this is stupid, but it's part and parcel of the liberal mindset of fascist control over every aspect of human life - and I predict this post will be modded down "troll".
In San Francisco, and other so called 'liberal' bastions, laws are not created to give people the freedoms to live the life that they choose, they are created to radically socially engineer a population according to specific mores that the 'elites' prefer.
As opposed to the conservative/libertarian/Rand-FanBoi "elites" who want to fashion a society in their own distorted image, regardless of the stupidity and suffering it causes. And please, stop lumping "liberals" in with the likes of PETA. It's inaccurate and only makes you look ill-informed.
Forcing this into the black-market will only cause more harm to animals than good. Keep it above board so that it can be regulated. The far left is sometimes as goofy as the far right when it comes to trying to legislate morality. This is just one of those times.
I hate to break it to these people, but domesticated pets have been with us for about as long as human history and for them to outlaw them is one warped in the brain slap in the face to these animals and to those who love them. Again, if you don't like the pet industry, regulate it. Make sure its up to par. Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
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oh those oversensitive people.. do something else
Thank PETA. If you've ever been stupid enough to support PETA you need to understand they want to ban pet ownership. Yes Ban it. It's one of their top priorities.
PETA collects unwanted pets from owners and immediately kills them in the van they drove up in. This first came to light when someone found PETA illegally dumping lots of dead animals in someone's dumpster.
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Well, some people are mean to their pets. And, because of these few people, pets must no longer be sold to anyone!
Clearly this is the wrong way to go about it though. It is not the pets that are the problem but the mean people who buy them. So surely the correct response is to ban mean people from San Francisco? Of course since it is hard to tell who is mean and who is not the safest thing to do would be to just ban all people from the city. Afterall that would solve not just the animal abuse crime rate but the total crime rate as well not to mention the benefits to the city's carbon footprint, pollution etc.
Come on San Francisco - if you really think the solution to problems is to ban things then don't be shy: ban the root cause of a lot of our problems, ourselves. Clearly using education, innovation and deterrents to solve problems like everyone else is the wrong way to go: stick to your guns (since you are a US city I'm guessing that you cannot ban those) and think of the small, furry creatures.
Liberal bastions, eh? And how is this any different from those 'conservative' bastions that try to - for example - outlaw abortion?
Idiot. Liberal or 'conservative' bastions are all pretty much the same thing. Don't get stuck on the descriptor. It's typical for both sides to toss the same shit back at the other, instead of addressing the valid point that was made.
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Loads of comments here seem to be along the line of "my pet has a great life therefore this is retarded." Sure - you've got a good anecdote. I imagine PETA are pretty cool with you. What I imagine they're trying to target is the purchase of trophy pets that get abused &/or dumped - fighting dogs, handbag dogs, "guard dogs" (thisnk: chained up in the shadeless yards 24 hours a day etc.) It's a blunt instrument, but if the stats read (not saying they do, just pointing out your anecdote ain't much better) that these pets are the majority or a significant minority then perhaps some form of regulation is the right idea.
Idiot. Liberal or 'conservative' bastions are all pretty much the same thing. Don't get stuck on the descriptor.
That was my point.
The OP pointed out how horrible these liberal bastions are... But whether they call themselves liberal or conservative is irrelevant. There are an awful lot of people out there who think they know how to live your life better than you do, and they're more than happy to pass legislation to make you conform to their beliefs.
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So pets that exclusively hop, brachiate, burrow, or use jet propulsion. So I guess its kangaroo mice, spider monkeys, badgers and scallops for pets from now on.
We'll train them to not use other forms of locomotion...
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Lets just ban something that should have very strict regulations in place, its way cheaper and worked for prohibition and the sex trade right?!
What I find sad is that people can't even imagine an existence that doesn't involve the exploitation or killing and eating of animals. They can't even conceive how it can be possible. You mention it and people think you are crazy. Literally crazy. Like you had suggested turning off gravity or the sun or that you come from the future. Yet, every movie about aliens coming to the planet to eat humans ultimately ends in us fighting back and killing them for trying such a thing. If it's so awesome for both sides, why do we always fight the aliens? "We're going to subjugate the creatures on our planet but goddamn you if you try to subjugate us in the same way!"
He can be used to spin webs and eat small crawlers that would otherwise find their way into your kitchen/cookie jar.
While quite friendly he loves to scare the living hell out of your neighbors and friends.
$1000 plus shipping and handling. Money back if your not terrorfied. Offer void anywhere thinking has been shown to cause cancer.
Don't get him started on urchins!
...the future crusty old bastards are already drinking the Kool-Aid.
I guess I'll have to stop cockfighting on sundays.
They can continue to sell pet supplies, but i suspect there won't be any grandfathering. The practice of selling animals is being banned. It'd be like if, say, asbestos were banned, and shops selling it previously were 'grandfathered' - no, it's illegal to sell.
Oh, no, they have their bibles as well - just that it isn't bound into one convenient tome. They also have their priests (certain politicians, philosophers, authors, professors, etc), and even their own catechism of sorts if you dig deep enough. There are even sects (or rather, bastions of single-minded issues). The give-and-take you mention usually ends up with deviating viewpoints being shouted down, or politely but soundly ignored as if they were never uttered.
There are no innocents in the political realm, on/from either side... please stop trying to pretend that there are.
(nope - not posting AC, because I prefer to stand behind my words).
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Agree completely. I had to fight the urge to mention this in my post, to simply keep it 'on target', but this is a much deeper underlying issue, that also ties into the feeling of entitlement and dominion - that people can just 'own' other animals as they desire. There's little questioning of this. Most pet owners have pets for THEMSELVES, not for the sake of the pets (which is a big difference from the perspective of a rescuer.)
A really good book that discusses this (among other related issues) is 'On Their Own Term: Bringing Animal-Rights Philosophy Down to Earth` by Lee Hall, a co-worker of mine at Friends of Animals. It can be ordered from our website, or Amazon. A very worthwhile read.
Thanks for your thoughts. =)
... but when liberal "asshats" try to legislate morality, it tends to involve limiting how people affect others' lives.
Unless you own guns, father a child that the mother refuses to carry to term (or if you happen to be that child), own a large vehicle, and now if you run a pet store you're screwed as well, as least in SF.
Statist tendencies know no bounds, no matter the guise.
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Black Markets doesn't need to be a shady dealings. It is just illegal sales of products. People buy stuff black market all the time, the one of the highest Black Market product is Unpasteurized milk.
If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
Seriously? All Petsmart needs to do is replace their training manuals with cookbooks. Swap out the doggie treats with doggie seasonings... Cat cookers instead of cat carriers...
Why do you have to resort to 'whataboutery'?
In a socially conservative area, you at least know what you're going to get, because it's patently obvious that they want to enforce judeo-christian conservative social mores.
In a Liberal place, I'd expect that your lifestyles and personal choices would be tolerated to the hilt, as long as you were responsible for your own actions, and didn't try to shove your beliefs down someone else's throat.
Except thats not true. You simply swap one set of religious morals for another set of religious morals and end up without any freedom whatsoever to simply life free of screaming governmental ninnies with personal issues.
I'm pretty sure that what passes for 'debate' in the halls of most western societies is more like "which pressure group can provide me more votes in the fall" vs. "I once took a class in science, so I know everything!"
It would ban the sale of any animal that walks, flies, swims, crawls or slithers
So where do I go to buy these immobile, rolling, skating, biking, driving, jet-/rocket-propelled, and/or hovering pets? Or must I buy mutilated pets that need one of these alternate modes of propulsion not banned by the statute?
Someone's been bought off by the pet rabbit consortium.
And what of service animals? Seeing-eye dogs? Helper monkeys? Will SFPD have to do without their dogs trained to find drugs, explosives, and missing, escaped, and/or deceased persons?
Is San Francisco really going to do without their truffle-hunting pigs?
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but only if i plan to eat it?
Black Markets doesn't need to be a shady dealings. It is just illegal sales of products.
Uh... a little contradictory there? Doing illegal things isn't "shady," to you?
People buy stuff black market all the time, the one of the highest Black Market product is Unpasteurized milk.
Seriously dude? You think there is more money being spent on unpasteurized milk than on fake Gucci bags, stolen guns, or cocaine? Let me guess: You live in rural Wisconsin?
The point here is that a dog produced in an illegal market is not going to have any medical records. It's not going to have any evidence of pedigree. You're not going to know anything about how it was bred or raised, except that both were done in secret (because it's illegal). Breeding and raising dogs in secret, which probably means exclusively indoors, is almost always going to result in unhealthy, poorly socialized dogs.
On the other hand, you can go to an animal shelter and get an animal that you know has been well-treated, vaccinated, and spayed or neutered. And it's free (or will typically cost less than $50 if you're asked to cover the cost of medical procedures). So why would you go out of your way to pay ten times more for an animal on the black market? Just because it's more fun, because it's illegal?
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their book? - an inconvienient truth their leader? al gore their goal?to ruin the lives of normal people
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because we are talking about san fran! Why bring up something that has nothing to do with what we are talking about unless it is to say...well we may be crazy but so are they! I hate that argument, talk the topic, dont bring in needless bullshit.
growing up I always wanted to move to cali, over the past few years i wouldnt go there if you paid me
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but we are not talking about them, we are talking about san fran, and doing a compare to san fran... save the conservitive jabs for something rightful
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I don't see the problem here. The summary states "It would ban the sale of any animal that walks, flies, swims, crawls or slithers — unless you plan to eat it."
So, if anyone asks, you tell 'em that you plan on eating it when you deem it ready. If they come to your house and ask why you still have it, all you have to say is "Well, Spot isn't quite there yet - we're thinking that he'll be ready for Thanksgiving dinner in 5 years or so, check back then". Repeat every 5 years, and then, when Spot is old and they ask again say "Why, he's too damn old and tough to eat now!"
That's all tongue in cheek, of course. At my current job, when the topic of pets comes up, everyone involved in the conversation has a "spoiled pet" story or three to tell... and when I jokingly say "I want to be reincarnated as a cat", they all say: "No, you want to be reincarnated as YOUR cat, and so do I!" *grin*
Which, of course, would not only be a neat trick, but would also be heaven on earth for me
My current saying about cats in general is this: "Cats are God's perfect creation - just ask them!"
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exactly, I took in 2 strays, one a cat another a pure (or damn close) chocolate lab, they CHOSE ME! I just happened to want to love them back.
are pets an extensions of ourselves? of course, but to say MOST pet owners want the pets for themselves and not for the sake of the animal is at best misguided at worst a straight up lie
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So, eat them.
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Ah, but that's the whole point, isn't it? This is too drastic.
I've known a few small and medium-sized breeders in my life, and they are not like what you describe: they wait until a few people asks for a certain race, and only then they allow the parents to mate. And how can the breeder know if they'll be good keepers? Easy, he/she can't There are owners who mistreat their pets, and owners who don't, but even if it's bad this is not different than other situations. The government doesn't inspect you a whole year to know if you are allowed to marry, it can only trust, same thing here. This ban is just too extreme.
Heavy regulation on breeding, while an interesting concept if applied to big breeders, is unenforceable at low and medium scales such as the hamster example... unless you have surveillance equipment at an Orwellian scale (although I've been told by a few friends that it's common in the UK). Let's be honest... a license for breeding hamsters? Really? Have you ever had/bred hamsters? This is like requiring a license for making a cake: just too easy to do, too small to notice.
Nevertheless, what you said about neutering/spewing is actually a much better solution than just banning the sale, as it guarantees that there would be no propagation whatsoever. It has been applied in my home town ten years ago and now the problem is effectively solved. And mind you, it had a HUGE stray dog problem, with numerous packs of five or six dogs terrorizing the population (there's even a movie about it, although it's in German).
There's this paragraph of yours (the "pet as accessory" one) that's really weird: you assume that people who can't buy would go to a shelter? Maybe, but consider someone who wants an animal companion and lives in a department that poses as a tuna can (really common these days). A hamster or a fish would be an acceptable animal but you won't find those there. So, let's assume you pick a dog: small dogs are more sought than big ones because of space-constraints, with disastrous consequences for their gene pool, I'll agree (chihuahuas that become retards and weaklings, etc). Thing is, the only way to change this is to change the way cities are designed AND people's mentality, not with a ban.
Don't worry, a few of us don't bite (pun intended :) ). It's the nature of the internetz, we can't see a face so it's hard for people to think there's a human being on the other side. Personally, I always disliked this fact about liberalism: it can be adopted by both the left and the right, with different outcomes. Finally, this may come as a surprise for you given that I bashed your comment, but although I'm quite the tree-hugger and prefer plants over animals, I had two hamsters that died of rip-old age and have now an oversized chihuahua with mandibular prognathism, ugly as hell and with a similar disposition. But if I don't love and care him, who would? :)
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Liberals don't believe in being responsible for their own actions, they believe in identifying who's victim they are so they can find the 'responsible person' (invariably a white male).
Somewhere in the liberal bible: 'Blessed are the victims, for so shale they always be, pure in their victimhood'.
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This seem unlikely to pass. SF is the most dog friendly city I know. People take their dogs everywhere. On buses, on the Muni. There are parks all over the city with dog walkers in all of them. I can't imagine they would let this pass.
Not the GP.
Doing illegal things hasn't been at all 'shady' in living memory.
It's one of the side effects of having so many stupid laws.
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SF people ARE nutjobs.
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. 'If we considered them living beings...
What are they dead already?
If that's the logic you're going with, we're gonna have to ban tree farms and greenhouses as well. Raised in captivity for the sole purpose of being either planted in your front garden like some sort of decoration, or worse yet, simply cut down in the prime of their lives and put on display! Think of the Christmas trees!
How the fuck is a two week old goldfish more alive than a hundred year old tree?
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Of course they are, as is cutting down a perfectly healthy tree and putting it in your living room in December like some sort of macabre trophy. Meet the hypocrisy and ignorance of the animal rights crowd.
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Very. Kangaroo farms are common in places where kangaroos are common. Obviously not "domesticated" as in pets, but "domesticated" as in livestock.
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Interesting. I hear they make a pretty good burger too. Win win.
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for example - outlaw abortion?
What a terrible argument; the abortion discussion is about whether or not the thing being aborted is properly understood to be human, and therefore an act of murder to abort it. I think that falls squarely under "things that should be legislated"; I doubt youd raise a fuss if people wanted an explicit law outlawing the killing of just-born infants.
The incredible irony here is that I bet if you polled these folks, they would be pro-choice on abortion, despite thinking that pet ownership is NOT a choice people deserve. How, exactly, is one a choice that is sacred (when it could potentially mean "killing a human") and the other not (when pets are generally treated well)?
"From Descartes on up, in the Western mindset, fish and other nonhuman animals don't have feelings, they don't have emotions, we can do whatever we want to them"
This is fine so far as it goes, but that's not very far. Legal codes aren't based on feelings or emotions, and they'd probably work extremely badly if they were. The function of law is to regulate the functioning of society; only *humans* can meaningfully be considered as part of society. It's very hard to come up with any workable logical basis for the code of law to be extended over animals, at least beyond the point where it's more about human interests in said animals.
Prejudice against plants goes back much farther than animal, that will take more time.
Where genius and insanity become confused true wisdom is found
And once we've vanquished this "prejudice" against animals, and this "prejudice" against plants...we starve. Get outta here.
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:-) I should use more sarc marks when appropriate.
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lol :)
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I won't go into the first one.
Nice - you start with total avoidance of that point. Congratulations on losing before you begin.
but the second is an example of you wanting to control somebody else's body
*bzzzt*
Nice fallacy, though. During pregnancy, there are two bodies involved.
I know it's convenient for you to not think of an unborn kid as not being a distinct human being with its own body, but science actually says otherwise. QED: Abortion limits/affects another's life.
you had an orgasm, there's a big difference
False naivete as to what an orgasm entails won't help you escape basic facts. Spermatozoa is required for pregnancy.
the third involves you wanting to pollute other people's bodies
That massive battery in your hybrid isn't exactly made from unicorn poop, kiddo. Those chemicals had to come from somewhere, and that somewhere usually involves China - care to research how those chemicals are generally mined and refined, and what the ecological effects are? And we haven't even covered the paint, plastics, and energy required to assemble the whole thing. Long story short, lecturing on automotive pollution won't get you anywhere at all. ;)
and the last one involves you wanting to be able to sell other beings' bodies.
...which are human how, exactly? Ah, but there's the dodge on your part - they're no longer animals, but "other beings". Well, last I checked there are very few progressives out there who have given up wearing/using leather, makeups/perfumes, eating meat, or various other objects and activities that involve the ability to "sell other beings' bodies".
My point is simple, kiddo... *all* governmental/political types want to limit what others do, or affect others' lives. I originally pointed out what I did to break GGP's (or shall I say your?) little illusions, to show that there are no angels in the political realm.
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