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Do Recreational Drugs Help Programmers?

jfruh writes "Among the winners of last night's election: marijuana users. Voters in both Washington and Colorado approved referenda that legalized marijuana for recreational use, though the drug remains illegal under federal law. There's been a long-standing debate among programmers as to whether recreational drugs, including pot and hallucinagens like LSD, can actually help programmers code. Don't forget, there was a substantial overlap between the wave of computer professionals who came of age in the '60s and that era's counterculture." (There's even a good book on that topic.)

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  1. Caffine by davidwr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Absolutely.

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    1. Re:Caffine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Perhaps you need another cup; it's "caffeine".

    2. Re:Caffine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Only if you use it rarely. If you use it regularly, your body will get used to it and usage will only get you to the same level as those who don't use it. And not using it will drop you below their level. But I think you can recover within a week or two if you stop using it.

    3. Re:Caffine by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Most nerds don't have mouths involved in fucking. Or any other body parts.

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    4. Re:Caffine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is why caffeine usage should be on a sawtooth shaped cycle. You keep ramping up usage as you get tolerance, then you need to take a week off. If things work out well, you can synchronize that schedule with other slow points in your work and hobby schedules too.

    5. Re:Caffine by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Caffeine does zip after about a week of (ab)using it. After that you just need it to be normal.

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    6. Re:Caffine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That and every other drug

    7. Re:Caffine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's my list, notice all the productivity drugs at the top! That's the way to do it :)

      Caffeine: Always
      Prescription Uppers (adderal): Often
      Marijuana: Occasionally
      Alcohol: Rarely

    8. Re:Caffine by kelemvor4 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I quit caffeine recently. Bad headaches for the first two days, but by day 3 I was fine. However, if I drink a cup of coffee now I'll get a headache again later that afternoon.

    9. Re:Caffine by jest3r · · Score: 2

      Same experience here. 2-3 days of mild withdrawal symptoms whenever I temporarily quit caffeine! Of course I never really quit because I end up drinking it again at some point.

    10. Re:Caffine by mcgrew · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It depends on the drug and on the programmer.

    11. Re:Caffine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the point of these drugs is to help with creativity/thinking outside of the box, not a stimulant to keep you awake.
      Keep in mind that the DNA helix was discovered by Francis Crick while on LSD.

    12. Re:Caffine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note for migraineurs: this saw tooth approach has #SayHelloToYourNextMigraine all over it.

    13. Re:Caffine by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2, Informative

      was anybody talking to you, faggot? if you value your health, you better shut the fuck up too.

      Whatever it is that you are taking, you should probably back off of it a bit.

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    14. Re:Caffine by Chrutil · · Score: 5, Funny

      was anybody talking to you, faggot? if you value your health, you better shut the fuck up too.

      Dude, decaf.

    15. Re:Caffine by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      Not if you wean off gradually or instead of quitting completely, cut down to 1 cup or a half a cup a day (just enough to hold off withdrawals). There are plenty of ways to get the benefits of caffeine without the downsides.

    16. Re:Caffine by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      That's true, but if you strategize when you need 110% and when you can deal with 90%, it can indeed be quite useful.

    17. Re:Caffine by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      That's a terrible idea. Withdraw from caffeine causes headaches.

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    18. Re:Caffine by trum4n · · Score: 1

      lmao NERD RAGE.

    19. Re:Caffine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      After a week off, you will still have the same tolerance to caffeine as if you hadn't stopped.

    20. Re:Caffine by mevets · · Score: 2

      That is the best reason kick it. I bet the headaches stop after youâ(TM)ve detoxâ(TM)d.

    21. Re:Caffine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't work. Nothing can make me normal.

    22. Re:Caffine by Andy+Prough · · Score: 1

      was anybody talking to you, faggot? if you value your health, you better shut the fuck up too.

      A nerd on meth. How freaking amusing.

    23. Re:Caffine by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      That's true, but if you strategize when you need 110% and when you can deal with 90%, it can indeed be quite useful.

      Maybe. Or maybe you have to deal with 90% most of the time and caffeine just gets you to 100%, in which case it isn't useful.

      http://science.slashdot.org/story/10/06/02/219229/caffeine-addicts-get-no-additional-perk-only-a-return-to-baseline

      (Note that I'm not saying this study is conclusive, and it's not the only one out there. But the "benefits" may not be clear-cut.)

    24. Re:Caffine by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      Yeah. That's why you take a time to withdrawal or return to a very low level of caffiene, during which time you're at 90%. Then you increase your dosage to get up to 110% when you need it. I absolutely agree that if you're drinking coffee 100% of the time nothing will happen but you'll need it to return to 100%, but that's not the optimal way to use coffee. It's the same thing with pot. If you smoke all the time, a joint won't even do much at all. That's why the proper way to use drugs is to abstain periodically to reset tolerance when you don't need the effect for what you're doing and then return to usage when the effect is desired or necessary. If you're doing it all the time then you're just a wasteful fucking idiot. I quit drinking coffee when the benefits wear off. I resume when I really need to concentrate on some project.

      Think of it as a turbo button in some racing game. You can slam down the turbo button and waste all your nitro at once, but then by the time you need it not enough will have recharged. Instead, you try and keep the boost gauge close to fool (tolerance gauge close to empty) and only hit the "boost" button when you really need it, and only use so much as is needed while still leaving enough to recharge for the next time. Drug use is not something that is always done properly, but it very well can be. There isn't much point in doing it improperly and never gaining any real effect anyway.

    25. Re:Caffine by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      I tried that for a while. Headaches went away but I didn't have the energy or concentration to do shit well at all (diagnosed with ADHD). A variation of the sawtooth method with a near (but not complete -- to avoid headaches), withdrawal works for me.

    26. Re:Caffine by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I just take painkillers with the caffeine.

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    27. Re:Caffine by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 1

      Oh, you want Abuse. This office is for Arguments only. Second door on the right, down the hall...

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    28. Re:Caffine by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      But they come back. I had a bad coffee habit, and now, I can get withdrawal years later from a single large coffee.

    29. Re:Caffine by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      And this is why I would love that we have a set of psychotropes available, with known and documented effect, that we can use to control or psyche, instead of relying on the few chemicals that historically came to be accepted despite being a lot more harmful than other compounds synthesizable nowadays but impossible to buy.

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    30. Re:Caffine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish you were standing in front of me. I'd cave your fucking skull in, you little faggot bitch.

      Dude, chill out. Maybe a joint would help

    31. Re:Caffine by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      Painkillers cause headaches. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-19622016

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    32. Re:Caffine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usually when people talk shit, I just brush it off, but now, it's gone a little to far. Assclown, you talk as you know me but in reality you don't know shit about me. I'm guessing you've never been in a situation involving a real live thug that was born and raised in the ghetto/hood(me). Yes i've turned my life to good, but i will throw all that out the window if you continue to talk shit about me. I've killed a few people back in my banging days and Just remember next time before you open your mouth, you better be praying that i'm in a good mood, or else you'll be in for a rude awakening when the thug in me unleashes.

    33. Re:Caffine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will beat your ass you disgusting little faggot. I'll have you know that Imp is a dear friend of mine and any insult to him is an insult to me. So you had better watch your fucking mouth before I pop you in it.

    34. Re:Caffine by fwarren · · Score: 1

      I just kicked caffiene 3 weeks ago. The first 10 or 12 days I was dragging and very tired. Now my energy levels are back up. I am also sleeping better than I have in years.

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    35. Re:Caffine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worthless gutter trash.
      If you can't control the thug in you, you're not yet civilized.

    36. Re:Caffine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're drinking reallyyy strong coffee thats why ,
      usually for a 12 cup coffee pot you need for something like 8'clock bean coffee less than 1/3rd a cup for the entire pot you could easily use less have a flavorful columbian blend and be content and not be twitching from a caffeine OD

    37. Re:Caffine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Caffeine drinks and sugar coated lollies, kicks the ass of any 'red bull styled drink'.
      I feel like a rock star and I can see through time to melt coding problems.

    38. Re:Caffine by garaged · · Score: 1

      You gotta come to Mexico! ROTFL

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    39. Re:Caffine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That and every other drug

      Never had that problem with aspirin, or pot.

    40. Re:Caffine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it makes the wakefullness and tiredness phases controllable. You drink coffee at work and you are focused, and when you stop drinking coffee in the evening you are tired. I find without coffee I am not as effective at work, and more effective with spare time activities, as I have less control over my attention.

    41. Re:Caffine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What was the question agian? (I think I have a short term memory problem. Not a low memory problem like Windows 3.0.)

    42. Re:Caffine by kmitchner · · Score: 1

      I've discovered, though this could be completely placebic, that when I drink yerba matte tea for a week instead of coffee, the coffee hits me harder the following week.

    43. Re:Caffine by GiganticLyingMouth · · Score: 1

      I was up to about 6-8 cups a day, and it got to the point where if I slept in on weekends I'd wake up with a splitting headache, as my body was used to getting caffeine at 9AM sharp. Not much fun at all

    44. Re:Caffine by WebManWalking · · Score: 1

      Programmer, n., device for turning caffeine into code.

    45. Re:Caffine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely.

      Yes, the get my competition fired because they make too many coding errors, and are arriving to work bleary eyed and semi-coherrent. But they are very happy.

    46. Re:Caffine by tengu1sd · · Score: 1

      Gave up caffeine, I lasted almost an hour . . . .

    47. Re:Caffine by Endovior · · Score: 1

      Which is NOT what the 'sawtooth' approach suggests. Google 'sawtooth', on an image search. Line goes up at a fixed rate, then crashes to nothing; repeat forever. So you basically get to alternate ramping up your caffeine intake with crushing withdrawal. Doesn't sound fun.

  2. maybe by pablo_max · · Score: 5, Funny

    I will program something while not being high and see if it makes a difference, later though. So far I am still collecting data points.

    1. Re:maybe by andrew2325 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The down side is the majority of the hippies that did a lot of drugs died young. From my own experience, its a bad idea to try to accomplish anything high. Coming from a guy who has done drugs, you'd be much better suited for your position sober. I would not employ you if I knew you were on drugs either. Get your lives together.

    2. Re:maybe by MozeeToby · · Score: 5, Informative

      I don't think the idea is you code while high. I think the idea is that getting high last night affects the way your brain works today. Either because of simple stress relief or something more complicated. LSD in particular is known to have serious and long lasting effects on brain function, and not all of them negative. For example, a single dose of LSD can increase the chances of an alcoholic staying sober by a significant margin, significant enough that if it weren't for the stigma associated with it it would probably be part of standard rehab.

    3. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many moons ago I got stoned before computer class.

      It took me ten minutes to find the 'W' key.

      I'll pass on the dope thanks.

    4. Re:maybe by TheLink · · Score: 3, Informative
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    5. Re:maybe by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      the majority of the hippies that did a metric shit ton of drugs died young

      FTFY

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    6. Re:maybe by durrr · · Score: 5, Funny

      Here's a video of the drugged spiders
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1n15JxrBJ8

    7. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's as far as you got? I wrote an entire content management system while stoned.

      It worked pretty well, only problem was that I could never remember how it worked for some reason.

    8. Re:maybe by SolitaryMan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As I've heard somebody say (my experience confirms it too): "People on drugs think they are creative and productive. Everyone else thinks they are on drugs." The same can be said about alcohol.

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    9. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a little weed a few times a year to deal with nasty headaches. The rest of the time I'm running on caffeine and Sour Patch Kids.

    10. Re:maybe by rubycodez · · Score: 2

      too broad a statement, sounds like establishment FUD. what kind of drugs? you have proof anyone died young from MJ use? LSD use?

    11. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The down side is the majority of the hippies that did a lot of drugs died young.

      Why's that bad? Hippies suck.

    12. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " the majority of the hippies that did a lot of drugs died young."

      Did you just make that up???

    13. Re:maybe by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Funny

      As I've heard somebody say (my experience confirms it too): "People on drugs think they are creative and productive. Everyone else thinks they are on drugs." The same can be said about alcohol.

      I'll drink to that....err....wait...

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    14. Re:maybe by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Further proof that the metric system is hazardous to your health.

    15. Re:maybe by timothy · · Score: 1

      "Coming from a guy who has done drugs, you'd be much better suited for your position sober. I would not employ you if I knew you were on drugs either. Get your lives together."

      Probably would be my position as an employer, too -- I'm not, so can't prove either way, but that sounds like a perfectly reasonable policy. I am turned off by drug use in many circumstances, and generally uninterested in most others.

      But "the majority of the hippies that did a lot of drugs died young"? That seems improbable, considering even the number who survived with enough brain cells to write books detailing all the drugs they did ;)

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    16. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What planet are you living on? You don't seem to uderstand the question, and seem to have no idea what you are talking about.

      Most old hippies are still around today, not many died young. Do you beleive everything Nancy Reagan tells you?

      You do know she was a meth addict right?

      They are trying to investigate the link between drugs and creativity. You know the thing which artist use to create art? Say principle in creating code, some say good code is a form of art. But you sound more like a mgmt drone, and just because you tried something doesn't mean you are an expert.

      And unless your idea of good music is the Biebs, all the good sutff was created under the influence.

    17. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it's about coding high and getting out of your own way. When you drink you get a hangover, same thing with drugs, who coudl work well with a hangover?

      Wow where are you kids gettign your info from these days? Go out and try the stuff and get actual experience, talking out your butt about what someone else told you is useless. Did the easter bunny show up for you this year as well?

      Don't believe the hype, and stop spreading misinformation. If you want to join the party come informed.

    18. Re:maybe by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There's some evidence that humans shouldn't use marijuana if they are young and their brains are still developing:

      I would be very surprised if there wasn't evidence, since it seems self-evident that any psychoactive drug is going to affect a developing brain in some way or another. Which is one of many reasons drug laws are stupid: It's easier for a kid to buy pot than for an adult. This is ass-backwards.

    19. Re:maybe by Jeng · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Although I was raised around drugs and I smoke pot on a regular basis I know for me that is not a good idea to get stoned at work, for two reasons.

      1) I'm trying to get a job done, but I am impaired so I can't do my job well.

      2) I'm trying to enjoy this high, but I am concentrating on getting my damn job done so I can't enjoy the high.

      So for me it is a waste of time and a waste of weed to get high at work.

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    20. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The down side is the majority of the hippies that did a lot of drugs died young.

      Citation needed. Nobody has ever died from marijuana or LSD, nor has there been any evidence whatsoever that it decreases one's lifespan.

      No one is suggesting you come to work while tripping or on pot, just as no one would suggest that coming into work while on alcohol is a good thing.
      MAPS has done extensive research in this area and many psychedelic drugs have had profound, positive effects on individuals long after they come down from their experiences.

      Quite frankly, I'd never hire you, and as a successful entrepreneur making more money than I ever have while employing 12 people, which my admittedly revolutionary product idea was drafted during drug induced brainstorms, I think you're full of shit. I'd take a developer or engineer coming in with long hair and tie-dye than some caffeine/alcohol addicted empty suit.

    21. Re:maybe by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's as far as you got? I wrote an entire content management system while stoned.

      It worked pretty well, only problem was that I could never remember how it worked for some reason.

      Oh, you're the bozo who coded Lotus Notes? At least there was a reason for it.

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    22. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      As I've heard somebody say (my experience confirms it too): "People on drugs think they are creative and productive. Everyone else thinks they are on drugs." The same can be said about alcohol.

      Considering that alcohol is in fact a drug... yes, yes it can.

    23. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I smoked weed daily for four years, printed mdma/caffeine ecstasy tabs for mass consumption, bought and sold cocaine by the ounce, and am currently nursing a $100/day heroin habit. i have come across exactly two drugs with effects that last past 8 hours of sleep: alcohol and x-amphetamine. You are the misinformer, sit.

      Currently employed as a sysadmin for a 5-server small business in the education industry, making 32k a year.

    24. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My experience is most people habitual drug users look like and act like anyone else around you.

      Krusty: "One vice leads to another, Bart. Then you end up like me, so jaded the only thing that gets you off is freebasing ground-up moon rocks. And this just gets me to normal!"

    25. Re:maybe by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      I've read code before that looked like it had been written with the assistance of some recreational drugs.

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    26. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Explain Ozzy Osbourne

    27. Re:maybe by TheCarp · · Score: 2, Informative

      > Don't believe the hype, and stop spreading misinformation.
      > If you want to join the party come informed.

      Um... you are falling into the same trap. Not all drugs are the same, they don't affect the same systems within the body/brain, they don't metabolize the same ways, they are not the same.

      Alcohol hangovers are pretty complex and are due to various issues from dehydration to the effects of various metabolites of alcohol and what they do in your system (or what alcohols even, its long been noted that some distilled liquors have a tendancy to create worst hangovers... as they have concentrated levels of all manner of chemical)

      Pot has virtually no hangover. LSD will tire you out and could be said to have a hangover, of sorts.

      Now as for coding.... I don't really recomend being high while coding anything serious. Maybe a little alcohol, a little pot or something, wont hinder you too much but.... I smoke a good amount of pot and have a very high tolerance.... I still can't get much done after 3 or so bong rips.

      As for LSD, I wouldn't discount it. The experience is very intense but also very cerebral. I still wouldn't expect to get much done coding on it, however, for higher level brainstorming and gaining perspective, I definitely think it has some value..... once in a while.... (you can't do it every day anyway.... tolerance builds very fast... most suggest no less than a week in between uses, or else it will just stop "working", and since there is no withdrawl or dependance its not like its an addictive substance... in fact, after an acid trip, the vast majority of people have NO desire to do it again right away... its a rather emotionally draining experience)

      Though back when i was younger and did it more than once in a blue moon, I stuck to friday and saturday evenings so I had a whole day to recover and reflect on anything difficult that I ran into.

      Once you have done it a few times, and get your "sea legs", its definitely less intimidating and easier to handle different situations. I have tripped in various situations with lots of people around and never had a real issue, and the worst thing that happened was, while going from one party to another at a convention, I got stuck in a hallway listening to RMS debate a local book shop owner on copyright (Didn't even realize who it was at first, just thought he was some FSF hardliner until someone called him "Richard") .... and no, nobody should take this as an endorsement of tripping in public for newbs, I was quite experienced before I ever did anything like that.

      Sadly though, I haven't seen LSD for years. Supply dried up at least 5 years ago.

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    28. Re:Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call BS, I know for a fact that my short term memory is better than most people who are sober. It always amazes everyone I know, that the stoner is the one who remembers all the details of what happened last week. Please stop all the BS.

      No, the only thing your example shows is the difference between a person who loved their job and felt value in what they were doing, compared to a entitled brat who felt they deserved better than this job.

    29. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get stoned and you'll remember. It's called state dependent memory.

    30. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First Church of Christ Filmaker (see end of video). About all one needs to know about the veracity of the video.

    31. Re:maybe by tsm_sf · · Score: 2

      I worked on cleaning up a project after the main developer imploded. He had serious pot and cocaine habits, but what was interesting was that you could tell which he was on when he wrote various sections.

      Basically, his coke fueled code generally worked and was relentlessly documented, but he'd brute-force problems that could have been solved by an hour of reflection. His pot programming was creative and filled with half-completed ideas and zero documentation.

      Kind of a sad story, the guy went from a guitar-playing family man with a long list of happy clients to a divorced druggie constantly padding out his hours and ripping off clients. Visiting his sleazy apartment to go over some code and getting just shamelessly hit on by his 15 yo daughter is probably one of my most excruciating memories.

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    32. Re:maybe by NatasRevol · · Score: 3

      higher tolerance due to growing up in England.*

      *Completely made up.

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    33. Re:maybe by lebean · · Score: 0

      Probably more like 12 years, if WIkipedia and the U.S. Govt are right about this bust drying up 90% of the world's LSD supply: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Leonard_Pickard

    34. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First Church of Christ Filmaker (see end of video). About all one needs to know about the veracity of the video.

      So what you are saying is that if you give a spider crack it won't steal the web from a hyper-active caffeine spider and that the thc spider will not be the crack spiders bitch?

    35. Re:maybe by TheRealGrogan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It sounds like that is based on very limited personal experience.

      I have been smoking cannabis for more than 35 years and it is nothing but an enhancement to me (well... unless used excessively all day or something). To long time users, it's more like having a cup of coffee than an intoxicant. While it is and we have to be a bit discrete, we don't even think of it as an "illegal drug" when we use it either alone or in social settings, but then, this is Canada where we don't believe American propaganda.

      Hippies didn't necessarily die young because of drugs (at least not marijuana and not likely LSD either). There are other common factors and lifestyle choices that come into play. I have friends in their 70's who still smoke cannabis several times a day, by the way.

      Most all of the harm from cannabis comes from the drug laws, and extrajudicial mechanisms that serve only to ostracize people who defy those laws. For example it is absolutely disingenuous to test urine for cannabis and use the presence of non pharmacologically active metabolites that may persist for weeks or months, to discriminate against people for employment or any other purpose. Hair follicle testing is even more sinister. They are always testing for past use. Even blood tests, while more accurate, immediate and having the possibility to be quantitative, can detect it for up to 4 days.

      Funny how the harm is directly related to society. In places where it's legal/ignored and tolerated, there is far less harm than in an authority driven place like America where the public is so brainwashed that they actively participate in the injustice. You've really got to see cannabis use without the stigmata, to understand this. It doesn't affect your family either, when it's tolerated. In fact it can be a "god send" (not my words) when chosen over alcohol abuse. When people aren't punished by society for it, they keep their jobs and/or businesses, they own homes, have families, raise bright kids who go on to higher education just like "normal" people etc.

      The answer to the main question in the article "Do Recreational Drugs Help Programmers?" can only be that it depends on the individual, the drugs in question and the circumstances. It is my opinion that someone who doesn't use drugs would almost certainly be affected adversely if they suddenly got intoxicated or over stimulated and tried to code. Drugs don't affect all individuals the same, either. I know some people who just CAN'T use cannabis for example.

    36. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alcohol is a drug.

    37. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the only solution is.. drugs for everyone!

    38. Re:maybe by BitZtream · · Score: 2

      Now go find a study not done in America that concurs with you on Marijuana usage and problems.

      Let me save you the time, you won't.

      Outside of the US, the rest of the world has already done the studies and concluded pot is one of the safest drugs on the planet. You don't even actually get an increase in lung cancer rate from smoking it! (Other lung issues DO rise however, don't assume I'm saying its risk-less)

      Again, all you have to do is leave the US and the level of truth goes up drastically.

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    39. Re:maybe by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      As a heavy pot user ... if I know you are on drugs, I won't hire you either.

      I really dont' give a shit if you do it, I certainly do (or rather did, I have since ceased) but if you act in a way that I know you are stoned in some way, you've failed at practicing proper work behavior and so you're gone.

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    40. Re:maybe by asylumx · · Score: 1

      You win the day! Collect your prize at the door.

    41. Re:maybe by ubermiester · · Score: 2

      As I've heard somebody say (my experience confirms it too): "People on drugs think they are creative and productive. Everyone else thinks they are on drugs." The same can be said about alcohol.

      It depends on how you define "productive". If you mean churning out line after line of procedural algorithms, you are unlikely to accomplish much while under the influence. But if you're talking about creative problem solving that involves "thinking outside the box", there's a lot to be said for "altered states".

      More often than not, breakthroughs in understanding tend to come from a reevaluating of previous assumptions. So for example, if you've been banging away at a problem for a week and cant seem to see a way out, cannabis can provide a bit of "distance" from the problem while not completely removing you from that space.

      That said, I would never recommend - and in fact would strongly discourage - people from using during the bulk of their work. It is far too disruptive to normal cognitive function to allow for proper concentration and it is especially bad for learning. You just dont retain anything properly. It's a tool in the toolbox like any other.

    42. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool so LSD increases logical thinking, which is exactly what we use.

    43. Re:Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know for a fact that my short term memory is better than most people who are sober.

      So, it appears that THC also affects your consciousness, or self awareness as well. That's a serious symptom.

    44. Re:maybe by MangoCats · · Score: 1

      I am not a spider, or an animal...

      On the other hand, I doubt much, if any, research on the topic can be trusted to not be biased for or against.

    45. Re:Maybe by JonySuede · · Score: 1

      ot smoking (a popular recreational drug) has been shown to impede the creation of short term memory.

      It is way more complex than that: Short term memory is like a pool of chunks of information. A typical person have a pool size of 7. Pot effect on short term memory can be modeled as frequently removing one random item from the pool. The number of items removed and it's frequency is a function of the individual, the quantity, quality and variety of the cannabis.

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    46. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      As for LSD, I wouldn't discount it. The experience is very intense but also very cerebral. I still wouldn't expect to get much done coding on it, however, for higher level brainstorming and gaining perspective, I definitely think it has some value..... once in a while.... (you can't do it every day anyway.... tolerance builds very fast... most suggest no less than a week in between uses, or else it will just stop "working", and since there is no withdrawl or dependance its not like its an addictive substance... in fact, after an acid trip, the vast majority of people have NO desire to do it again right away... its a rather emotionally draining experience)

      Hearsay is bunk. I work at a high-profile government-related institution as a software developer and went a couple weeks with taking a small dose of psychedelic mushrooms every day as an antidepressant. I was thoroughly comfortable at work, coding, going to meetings, whatever, and it was an absolute joy pulling open the shutters on my mind and holding them open long enough to let the light come in. My depression has gone away as a result and has stayed away, and I quit biting my fingernails, for good, even though I have been biting them my entire life. No problems. No real tolerance build-up -- when I took a larger dose on the weekend I got "trip"-level visual effects and such, although the physical euphoria was mostly absent on any given day. I felt TONS better than every other day that I went to work on pharmaceuticals attempting to band-aid over my emotional difficulties. It's just so sad that education is not there and people are scared of good, safe drugs but jump into the loving arms of caffeine, alcohol and/or pharmaceuticals every day.

    47. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3) Smoke good weed and you can be "high" and not "stoned." I don't have a hard time thinking on good weed. Bad weed, sure, it's a burden. It's not even easy to simply enjoy it because I don't like the foggy feeling!

    48. Re:maybe by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      He was talking legal income, he also sells the heroin to his friends at a markup that nets him a little profit. At least until jail, where the heroin is free (well, bought in cigarettes and sex).

    49. Re:maybe by moonflower1 · · Score: 2

      How about the Netherlands? That should make for a nice location for such a study with pot being legal over there. Btw over 1000 participants.

      Persistent cannabis use was associated with neuropsychological decline broadly across domains of functioning, even after controlling for years of education. Informants also reported noticing more cognitive problems for persistent cannabis users. Impairment was concentrated among adolescent-onset cannabis users, with more persistent use associated with greater decline. Further, cessation of cannabis use did not fully restore neuropsychological functioning among adolescent-onset cannabis users. Findings are suggestive of a neurotoxic effect of cannabis on the adolescent brain and highlight the importance of prevention and policy efforts targeting adolescents.

      From http://www.pnas.org/content/early/2012/08/22/1206820109.abstract

    50. Re:maybe by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 1

      I am not a spider, or an animal...

      What are you then, a vegetable or a mineral?

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    51. Re:maybe by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "The down side is the majority of the hippies that did a lot of drugs died young."

      Citation fucking needed.

      Also, the CHOICE of drug is relevant and there is no general result from doing "drugs" any more than there is from booze.

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    52. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Around Chicago it's been more like 10-15 years. From what I had heard the reason for this was bickering and infighting among the people distributing the stuff in the larger cities having some sort of disagreement with the families in CA running the labs that make the stuff. Somehow someone locally that was the major distributor in the Midwest pissed off the CA folks, so they said "fuck off" to those people and the supply dried up. Every once in a while someone would bring back a sheet or two from out West, but those appearances were rare and few and far in between.

      Of course, this might just be baseless "street talk" but it does make some sense. A lot of the people making LSD aren't motivated strictly by profit and having a stick up ones ass about something might be a plausible reason for denying shipment, regardless of any "lost profits" - they can simply sell them somewhere else if money is any kind of issue.

    53. Re:maybe by cusco · · Score: 1

      the majority of the hippies that did a lot of drugs died young

      Horseshit. The vast majority of the hippies that did a lot of drugs are nearing retirement age now. A lot of them became carpenters, craftsmen, artists, and shopkeepers, the vast majority of them just gradually dropped out of the lifestyle and became average middle class productive citizens. Apparently you're too young and stupid to have spent any time talking to your elders and learning what their lives were like when they were young and stupid. You should do it, you'll learn a lot.

      Oh, and get off my lawn.

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    54. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I took LSD (Orange Sunshine (TM)) before my typing class back in High School, and as it kicked in I thought the keys were going to eat my fingers!

      I had never done better or typed faster than that time! I peaked over 110 WPM.

    55. Re:maybe by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      stuck in a hallway listening to RMS debate a local book shop owner on copyright

      Man, I'm sober and didn't even experience it, but I'm trippin out at the mere *thought* of this!

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    56. Re:maybe by cusco · · Score: 1

      Try morning glory seeds, you can even buy organic ones if you're worried about chemicals on the seed husk. Grind them pretty fine in a mortar or something, wash them down with some fruit juice. A little harder on the stomach than letting a dot dissolve under your tongue, but you can control the dose a lot better than you ever could with the stuff you bought on the street. Best if you can buy a lot of packages, mix all the seeds together, and then use the amount of seeds that you want at that time, it eliminates the spikes or dips in potency that an individual field can occasionally produce. A friend likes to soak the ground meal in water for a couple of days and then drink the water, he says it's easier on the stomach and faster acting but I personally think it's weaker.

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    57. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who never take drugs think they are creative and productive, but of course they have no idea.

    58. Re:maybe by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      YMMV, of course, but whatever "creative" ideas come to me in "altered state" just look plain stupid, when I come out of that state.

      I've yet to see some breakthroughs in understanding that came from substance abuse.

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    59. Re:maybe by blade8086 · · Score: 1

      Hey! that was pretty creative.

      I'm going to go drink a beer.

    60. Re:maybe by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's recommended to drop acid before listening to Richard....

    61. Re:maybe by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      The thing is, I almost made it down the hall and away... because my first thought was "Nerds arguing copyright.... RUN!". I made it about 3 doors further down before one of them said something that made me turn around.

      I don't remember exactly what they were talking about so much as that, after about 5 minutes, somebody came up to me quietly, gestured and whispered "Is that Richard Stallman?", to which I nodded. Then he said, in a more excited whisper "R...M....S?", to which I must have beamed out what I was thinking all over my face (which was something like "are you serious dude?") because he gave me a little gesture like he understands this is normal for me as I must be like his best friend or something.

      He then preceded to interject himself into the conversation until RMS and the book shop owner had teamed up to show him how wrong he was. (it was some point that ended in "Thats Altruism" as if he suddenly proved something was profoundly impossible). Pretty quickly RMS tired of this, made some comment, and stormed off down the hall to find something better to do...and this nerd looked at me and made some proclamation about how he was right and someday he would prove it....

      Was a hell of a first sci fi con.

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    62. Re:maybe by DeathElk · · Score: 1

      So you created Joomla, right?

    63. Re:maybe by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Control my dose? Dude I used to put 5 drops of liquid on a sugar cube. That is the last thing I am worried about.
      The nice thing about acid, and most psychedelics is that dose control isn't the difference between life and death. Its the difference between tripping decently for a while, and tripping harder for longer....

      Morning glories are one of the exceptions as they are, slightly toxic. I know this from experience, I gave them a try. Got myself some HBWR, the good stuff. Did it twice, same toxic, effect. They did the job, but, it wasn't the most pleasant experience. In the 15 years or so since I did it.... I have not once considered repeating the experience.

      Seriously, I had physical pain in my instep when I walked for 48 hours after ingestion, both times. Nothing else has ever done that to me. Never again...and the trip wasn't even that spectacular.

      In any case, its been a while, but if I really wanted to, I know how to find myself some psychedelics, even without going to the black market. Hell, I remember ordering neat stuff from JLF: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JLF

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    64. Re:maybe by Billlagr · · Score: 1

      Maybe he's very model of a modern Major-General?

    65. Re:maybe by fearofcarpet · · Score: 1

      Just to be clear, by "on drugs" do you mean someone who, at any point during the week consumes a drug, or someone who is actually stoned off their ass at work? Because I would imagine that you would have no problem whatsoever hiring someone that enjoys a frosty pint at the end of the day, but not someone whose breath smells of bourbon at 9AM.

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    66. Re:maybe by fearofcarpet · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points... spot-on. The TFA is framing the question as if pot, unlike every other psychoactive substance, affects people uniformly. It perpetuates the nonsensical notion that it is somehow a special drug that needs special treatment. Some people don't drink alcohol, others become intolerable dickheads when drunk, while still others just have fun while drinking. Likewise, some people become paranoid to the point of having a panic attack at the slightest whiff of pot smoke, while others can puff away on a joint while performing delicate tasks. Some drink a beer to unwind at the end of the day, others might have a high ball, while still others prefer a vaporizer or a joint. The only distinction between alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, and marijuana is that the latter is labeled as a "recreational drug" because it, despite being the only one of the four that is non-addictive, is illegal in 48 states.

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    67. Re:maybe by adolf · · Score: 1

      I remember an article, I think in a print copy of Wired from waaaaay back, about drug tests for ski lift operators.

      The gist was this: They needed to make sure their operators were fit to do their job safely. Period.

      To accomplish this, they did not introduce chemical tests, but instead electronic tests. The test (again, IIRC -- it's been a long time) measured response time and hand-eye coordination.

      If you failed the test, you got the day off or went on lighter duties. If you passed the test, you got to work the ski lift that day and earn a better paycheck.

      The theory was to measure people's state-of-mind at the time that they're getting to work, instead of punishing them for the things they did months ago, days ago, or (I dare say) hours ago.

      People are fallible. We get sick, we get drunk, we do drugs, we fail to sleep, we sometimes worry about things too much, we get depressed ... there's a lot of ways in which a person can fail to perform.

      But there's no reason to discriminate: If Joe can't focus because he had to sit up all night with his girlfriend's dog at the vet, then that's really no different from Fred who can't focus because he did an 8-ball with his friends last night and didn't get any sleep. Either way, the best answer is to take some time to relax and come back and try again.

      (And, of course: If Ted can manage to be drunk, stoned, and high, but still provably operate things safely, then so be it. I, for one, will gladly ride that ski lift over one operated by a sleep-deprived individual who only manages to punch a clock more-or-less on-time and pass a chemical drug test.)

      I, myself, like this concept a lot. By measuring one's ability on a daily basis instead of analyzing one's past, safety can be improved, and nobody (usually) needs fired.

    68. Re:maybe by tyrione · · Score: 1

      The down side is the majority of the hippies that did a lot of drugs died young. From my own experience, its a bad idea to try to accomplish anything high. Coming from a guy who has done drugs, you'd be much better suited for your position sober. I would not employ you if I knew you were on drugs either. Get your lives together.

      The majority of them? What an ignorant statement. Yes! The majority of Hippies were the washouts from overdoses of Barbituates. Oh wait! Those were musicians who compromise not even a fart in the world for the total masses who experienced the 60s while partaking in recreational drugs.

    69. Re:maybe by tyrione · · Score: 1

      I don't think the idea is you code while high. I think the idea is that getting high last night affects the way your brain works today. Either because of simple stress relief or something more complicated. LSD in particular is known to have serious and long lasting effects on brain function, and not all of them negative. For example, a single dose of LSD can increase the chances of an alcoholic staying sober by a significant margin, significant enough that if it weren't for the stigma associated with it it would probably be part of standard rehab.

      LSD has zero negative effects on brain chemistry. Your claim to have serious and long lasting effects on brain chemistry is propaganda. Then again LSD is non-addictive and the internal systems process it out after first ingestion thus making it exceedingly difficult to experience synaptic blocking equivalent to the prior night's consumption. Most research today stems around Epilepsy. Prescription pharmaceuticals are the real killers and permanent brain chemistry threats to consistent long-term brain function.

    70. Re:maybe by tyrione · · Score: 1

      LSD with THC indeed induces great moments of creative linking on the subjects you discuss, but also allows one to spend hours spacing out on a flower one is inexperienced on how to use them in conjunction. The high lasts about 8 hours with much higher amplitudes on the ride, as opposed to a typical period of 20 hours with much subtler highs. College is a great experience to experience. Nothing comes close to this type of experience, and one can screw for hours, though I found it annoying after a few hours. It's an `experience' and one you chalk up for your bucket list. Your brain 5th circuit as Leary liked to describe is expanded as in you think more outside the box, but you're not growing a third eye. That's for years of continuous meditation. Then again I better hope they don't ban that as well. For sure, sitting down and writing, reading, or anything after about 4 hours other than sex and watching TV is like lifting a thousand pounds on the motivational sectors of the brain--a complete waste of time. Even then movie marathons are even more interesting than sex. Anyone who says they're high continously on LSD have never had it. They're amphetamine junkies and people you don't want to associate in your personal life, ever.

      Caffeine in teas, organic coffee and light amounts of alcohol are just a few vices we all should protect others from determining what is or is not best for us. Depending on your peer group you have incredibly stimulating conversations on LSD or you watch Looney Tunes for hours with buddies who aren't ever going to be stimulating on drugs. If you get the former, record the session and later on determine what is or is not intriguing for future research. If it is the latter, hold those recordings to show in reunions with them to put smiles on their faces.

    71. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes! and since your own experience is X, everyone's experience will be X. Coming from a guy who has done and still does do drugs; you should smoke one and relax. 'Getting your lives together' has in many cases nothing to do with drugs.

    72. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You've really got to see cannabis use without the stigmata, to understand this."

      jesus smoked weed?

    73. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I've heard somebody say (my experience confirms it too): "People on drugs think they are creative and productive. Everyone else thinks they are on drugs." The same can be said about alcohol.

      Here are some head to head comparisons:
      I've written scientific papers for peer-reviewed journals while stoned. The results compared favorably to a couple of the non-stoned attempts for clarity and favorably to the remainder of non-stoned attempts for actually being finished.

      My design architecture is improved. My database design work takes much longer and the results don't seem to be any different. Use cases tend to devolve into rambling. All observations of quality are both those of others and my later, non-stoned self.

      Conclusion: It depends on the task. It probably depends on the person as well, but I have no experience being someone else.

    74. Re:maybe by TheRealGrogan · · Score: 1

      I agree, and I like that too. Impairment is impairment... I've always said that. It pisses me off that even relatively mild consumption of alcohol or (if they can prove it) drugs results in persecution, yet someone sick, tired and stupid is just expected to "be careful" while driving.

      My fear is that those sobriety tests may not really reflect someone's ability to drive, operate machinery or whatever the activity is and some people might just have trouble performing some of the tests at the best of times. Take, for example, the one where they make you stretch your arms out, then touch the tip of your nose. I can do that once, twice, thrice but the more they make you do it, the greater the chances of deviation. At that point they say "aha! this guy is impaired!" even though you just did it a few times and passed previous tests like walking in a straight line and you didn't actually show any driving problems when you were stopped.

      A judge in Saskatchewan ruled against a cannabis impairment case because of that. The woman was showing no signs of intoxication (admitted to smoking marijuana earlier when asked, which was her mistake), passed most of the sobriety tests except failing a few times on that one, yet they used it as justification to escalate to a urine test, which she of course failed. The judge ruled there was no evidence of impairment and he wondered whether or not, sober as a judge, he could pass that same sobriety test. Especially while under duress.

      That's a good start: It's an example that may help to establish that the mere presence of cannabis metabolites in bodily fluids is not in itself evidence of impairment.

      I would think that electronic tests that better simulate the activity (e.g. operating the ski lift) would fare better. No finger pointing, no accusations, just "you're not at your best today, so we'll put you on maintenance duties". I like that part especially. Of course, someone who repeatedly lacks the hand eye coordination could be told they are unsuitable for the position. Such people (especially if they've had no problems while operating the lift itself before they started doing such testing) might raise a ruckus about the test being unfair.

    75. Re:maybe by TheRealGrogan · · Score: 1

      It also needs mentioning that not all cannabis is the same. Different strains (and even different growing and handling conditions can change it) have varying combinations of cannabinols which result in different effects. The main two are THC ("Delta 9 Tetrahydrocannabinol" and its isomers which have varying psychoactive effects) and CBD (Cannabidiol, which has more sedating effects) but there are others, less studied, that also change the effects in combination. Again, different people may experience different effects due to their own brain chemistry.

      In general, strains that are proportionally higher in THC and lower in CBD content have more positive effects. Uplifting, euphoric, mildly psychedelic but less debilitating. Strains proportionally high in CBD have mellower, or even useless sedating effects if there's not enough THC. Strains that have high amounts of both are generally more stupefying.

    76. Re:maybe by fish_sauce · · Score: 1

      Indeed. What we should have is an age limit like the one we have for alcohol and drivers license.

    77. Re:maybe by fish_sauce · · Score: 1

      Making your own is quite cheap

    78. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will program something while not being high and see if it makes a difference, later though. So far I am still collecting data points.

      ROFL

    79. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a video of the drugged spiders
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1n15JxrBJ8

      If I was high and spinning a web I wouldn't give a crap either.

    80. Re:maybe by CHIT2ME · · Score: 1

      Alcohol is a drug! The only difference is that it's a legal drug. Alcohol is responsible for far more deaths than "the evil weed". This is why Beer and liquer companies give such high donations to the "War On Drugs". If weed were legalized nationally and alcohol made illegal, this would be a much safer country!

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    81. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most of us have. the sad thing is it usually wasn't

    82. Re:maybe by yooper_coder · · Score: 1

      I have been smoking cannabis for more than 35 years and it is nothing but an enhancement to me (well... unless used excessively all day or something). To long time users, it's more like having a cup of coffee than an intoxicant.

      This is me. Well put. I guess I am not alone.

    83. Re:maybe by xandroid · · Score: 1

      Morning glories are LSA, aren't they?

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  3. tht depends by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is the pot free as in beer or free as in speech

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    1. Re:tht depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Washington and Colorado it's "free" as in "get out of jail".

    2. Re:tht depends by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      Depends. Is he giving it to you or is it just second hand smoke?

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    3. Re:tht depends by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing "free as in speech"... and it seems that Washington and Colorado are now free speech zones.

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    4. Re:tht depends by Torinaga-Sama · · Score: 1

      As you are the KING of smeg, no. Only girls get pot for free.

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  4. Woot by davidwr · · Score: 3, Informative

    First cup of coffee gets first post!

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  5. Spice by a-zarkon! · · Score: 5, Funny

    It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains. The stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion

    1. Re:Spice by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 3, Funny

      I frequently relax at my computer with Sappho-related things.

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    2. Re:Spice by Krojack · · Score: 1

      Seems like you are in the need of some more Stimutacs.

    3. Re:Spice by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 1

      Pop some more pills pillhead!

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    4. Re:Spice by alphatel · · Score: 1

      THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED

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    5. Re:Spice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quit being a bitch and pill me up!!

    6. Re:Spice by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      That reminds me. Many years ago on Slashdot I read the following. (It's not mine.)

      It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Caffeine that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

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      I'll see your senator, and I'll raise you two judges.
    7. Re:Spice by denvergeek · · Score: 1

      I totally already knew that

    8. Re:Spice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another douchebag mail-order minister heard from. You do know they are talking about made-up drugs from a FICTIONAL story, right? Idiot.

      BTW you mis-spelled "Reverend", you moron. That's probably how it was spelled on the postcard you got in the mail. Yup, you is now a "Reverand". That's all right, your drooling, toothless congregation probably can't spell either so no one will notice.

      Now go get drunk and beat your wife or whatever you do with your spare time, you worthless bible-thumper.

      "Science flies us to the Moon, Religion flies us into buildings."

    9. Re:Spice by cusco · · Score: 1

      The original quote was from 'Dune' (the book, not the horrible abortion of a movie), and referred to the Spice. I like the Caffeine line better though.

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    10. Re:Spice by orodos · · Score: 1

      It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain! Best episode ever from the best show ever.

    11. Re:Spice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes! With spice I learned how to fold space

    12. Re:Spice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The juice of Sappho beats pot any day!

    13. Re:Spice by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 1

      Holy shit retard did you ever miss the point. If you don't get the reference don't open your ignorant cockwasher.

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    14. Re:Spice by WebManWalking · · Score: 1

      Are you're quoting the Mentat Piter De Vries or my e-mail signature? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMBb_tPPA8E

  6. What? by AG+the+other · · Score: 1

    Exactly what are the drugs supposed to help?

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    1. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You forget how stunningly crap the spec and use cases you've been provided are?

    2. Re:What? by Firethorn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In this case, probably non-conventional logic; computers don't operate the way human brains do, it takes a twisted head to program well. Especially if you're attempting to optimize a system using low level programming languages.

      Of course, I've said before: Drug tests are mostly to attempt to filter out incompetent low level employees, trending a bit upwards when they're operating dangerous equipment. By the time you're a serious professional, I figure the general attitude is that they don't want to know, but secretly expect you to be able to handle your recreational drug use. IE the difference between a lawyer and a burger flipper is the Lawyer is expected to know how to handle his cocaine habit. IE as long as his performance doesn't degrade unacceptably, he's good.

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    3. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Dave's not here man...

    4. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it is good for programmers, then why not high school teachers also?
      good is good
      time to light up

    5. Re:What? by jest3r · · Score: 2, Informative

      Creative programming and creative problem solving.

      Musicians and artists for example do benefit from recreational marijuana use. Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys was quoted in Rolling Stone magazine as saying that marijuana helped him write Pet Sounds. Shakespeare, Carl Sagan, Paul McCartney .. the list goes on and on .. have all said that the use of cannabis had a profound positive experience on their creative process.

      So it wouldn't be a stretch to assume that cannabis could also provide a mental "boost" to a programmers mindset as well. In terms of problem solving or inspiring creativity.

    6. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Exactly what are the drugs supposed to help?

      Wow. I gotta say that this is one of those cases where "If you have to ask..." applies rather well.

      When it comes to creative thinking and coming up with solutions that are a bit outside of the box, you may find that this capability increases significantly while under the influence.

      And we have several hundred years of history, compromising some of our greatest bodies of work, also done while under the influence, that help reiterate that point.

    7. Re:What? by judoguy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Asking a dope smoker if they're smarter, more creative, etc. for doing it is as dumb as asking a concussed person if they're OK. It's is known to be a bad idea. They've injured the organ that makes the diagnostic call.

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    8. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Drug tests are a dumb american war on drugs phenomenon. Nobody in Canada or the rest of the world takes them.

      If you can't filter out incompetent employees without a cup of urine, you fail at HR 101.

    9. Re:What? by bfandreas · · Score: 2

      Uuuuh. I wouldn't field Brian Wilson to support that argument.

      Write something clever while doped. Read that when sobered up. At that point your only excuse will be that you obviously were off your rocker :P
      That being said, I truly do believe that it helps relaxing while not at work. It will only help you directly at work when your job is to devour tons of pizza.

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    10. Re:What? by CRCulver · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Cite your claim that Shakespeare ascribed a "profound positive effect" to cannabis on his creative process, please. (And from a publication of a university press, not a pot advocacy website or similar).

    11. Re:What? by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Creative programming and creative problem solving. Brian Wilson. Shakespeare, Carl Sagan, Paul McCartney...

      Correlation is not causation. Maybe they were just creative people. Period.

      Millions of non-creative pot smokers nationwide will back up this hypothesis.

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    12. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because we don't want students to draw the conclusion that it is indiscriminately good for all times and occasions? The alternative is to have the teachers teach about moderation and when it is ok and not ok... but that puts even more faith in the ability of teachers, especially on a topic that is better learned from experience.

    13. Re:What? by tftp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Creative programming and creative problem solving.

      Majority of coding work is not creative. Take an interactive form with 20 fields in WPF, for example - with data binding, with triggers, with validators.

      I'm not even sure what coding is creative these days. Perhaps yet another scheduler for Linux? That certainly would be very creative. But even a driver for Linux is 99% slogging through the datasheets and through the sample code. For that you need clear mind, and not this.

      By the time the tasks are allocated to coders the problems are already cut into bite-sized chunks - forms, interfaces, graphics, styles, database schema, etc. Real problem solving usually starts at a higher level, during system design. What does the customer really want here? What hardware and software should we select, and why? What are the risks? How much it will cost? How could the impossible task X be done at all? What is the plan B? Who is going to do this and that? But you'd better not be drugged out of your mind when you answer those questions.

    14. Re:What? by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 1

      What? I'm right here, jackass.

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    15. Re:What? by poly_pusher · · Score: 2

      Ya know, I'm not opposed to that idea. It is possible. I'm not a programmer, I'm an artist and on that account I can say that you really aren't necessarily supposed to be creative at work. It's a very frustrating scenario but true for most artists. You get to be creative outside of work.

      On that basis, whatever you want to do outside of work should be your business as long as it doesn't have a negative effect on the hours and effort you put in for work. When I was in college I used to really enjoy going out to the bar then coming home and writing while my buzz wore off. Looking back through some of that writing there is some very good work. The better work is very honest, secure and fluid. In many cases it was rather creative. However, there are also some pieces that make absolutely no sense at all.

      We are discouraged as a society from drinking on the job "and in my opinion this is the same as doing drugs on the job, alcohol is a drug," for many important reasons. In my experience the biggest problem with drug use of any kind in relation to performing a task is inconsistency. Too much is a problem, too little wont do anything. For that reason, be sober for at least the hours you spend at your paying job. If you feel drug use improves your creativity, do that at home on your own personal projects and make sure it doesn't take over your life damaging both your personal projects and your employment.

      It really comes down to moderation and respecting the expectations of your peers when you are in a situation that could also affect their job performance.

      Also encouraging any sort of drug use for creative purposes is very dangerous. Every one is wired differently. Some people are predisposed to abuse, others are not.

    16. Re:What? by Fast+Thick+Pants · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
      A stately pleasure-dome decree...

    17. Re:What? by MozeeToby · · Score: 5, Interesting

      How about: Write something whiled doped. Read that when sobered up. Pick out the good bits. Write it into a coherent story, edit, publish. I suspect that is much closer to the way most writers use drugs to increase creativity. Good writing is only 5% creative ideas, but that 5% can destroy an otherwise gifted author's career if it just won't show up to the party. The idea is that the sober brain has a lot of filters that stop 'stupid' thoughts making it up to the conscious level, getting doped relaxes those filters letting a lot of stupid stuff through. But like any piece of filtering software, sometimes there are false positives, and those false positives are more likely to be groundbreakingly creative ideas simply by their nature of being so close to the stupid line.

    18. Re:What? by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      Carl Sagan used it to improve his visualations of concepts, as do I. I have a persistent vision that i can only really access while high. Someday ill make a short film out of it.

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    19. Re:What? by NatasRevol · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unfortunately, all of our HR employees are stoned.

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    20. Re:What? by jeffmeden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Creative programming and creative problem solving. Brian Wilson. Shakespeare, Carl Sagan, Paul McCartney...

      Correlation is not causation. Maybe they were just creative people. Period.

      Millions of non-creative pot smokers nationwide will back up this hypothesis.

      One easy thing to look at is how many of them were heavy drug users *before* achieving fame and success. Get back to me if you find a single one. It just so happens that large amounts of money, free time, and basically a "free pass" from law enforcement leads to, you guessed it, experimenting with drugs. What a shock. Plenty of non-creative hacks do lots of drugs, too, but confirmation bias must be something that gets harder to spot the more you smoke.

    21. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Majority of coding work is not creative.

      This is why there are so many bad coders.
      Ill fix your statement though...

      Majority of coding work should be preemptive coding for scalability.

      Signed,
      Your local data architect.

    22. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know people who make this claim. I've watched their output to judge for myself.
      I believe they *think* they do better while under the influence but actually do not.
      I watched a number of people destroy themselves using drugs.
      Just don't if your life is important to you.

    23. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Asking a bar patron if they're sociable, more confident, etc. after drinking is just as dumb, then. People observe certain effects after ingesting certain substances. Just because their brain is on the fritz doesn't mean that only bad things can happen.

    24. Re:What? by tftp · · Score: 5, Funny

      Majority of coding work should be preemptive coding for scalability.

      PHB: Listen, Bill, I have a small programming task for you. We need an application that pops a dialog up, asks for a number, and appends that number, as plain text, to a file. Could you put this together before lunch?

      Bill: Hey, boss, this is a major undertaking. Since we want to ensure scalability of this application I need to make it so it accepts a form definition language, parses it, executes scripts in another language, and then spits it into a variable, programmable set of databases which could be plain text files as you want, or ODBC connections, or The Cloud. Of course we want strong crypto on all that, and biometric authentication at every step. My team of ten will probably do it within a year or two.

      PHB: Bill, are you high?

    25. Re:What? by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      Write something while doped. Cut it up and rearrange the words. Publish.

      I find I don't magically become William S. Burroughs simply by taking the right stuff. But I do agree on drugs removing the brain's BS filters - which propably got installed there by a lifetime of education by "sensible" people. But don't count on it. Sometimes a Spongebob marathon and cold pizza is all you'll get out of it :D

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      20 minutes into the future
    26. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Classified work in Canada such as CSIS required regular drug test, so parent's "nobody" claim is busted by means of counter example

    27. Re:What? by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      Oh wow, yes, that guy was a pot FIEND! He was an enemy to all things hemp and he burned them on great funary pyres. He exterminated the stuff and purged it in righteous fires. AND it helped him to put up with Byron.

      Worked for him. It doesn't work for me.

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      20 minutes into the future
    28. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dope smoker? What are you my dead grandfather?

    29. Re:What? by dubbreak · · Score: 2

      Majority of coding work is not creative. Take an interactive form with 20 fields in WPF, for example - with data binding, with triggers, with validators.

      I assume you aren't a recreational pot smoker. Different people, different strains, different results.. but in my anecdotal experience pot can be useful in routine tasks. For some it lets them focus (like Ritalin or adderall). I've tried coding drunk.. results were horrid. Weed? I can focus for longer periods of time, but also find it increases creativity. For some people it ruins concenrtation. We did an informal experiment with a dance game (similar to DDR). Played it sober, same level multiple times and kept score. Then "got high" and played the same level. Some people did better, some did horribly worse. It seemed to go one way or another (though the sample size was pretty small).

      My point is the effects of pot aren't consistent, so we can't make broad statements about its effects. Maybe with the change in laws we'll see more research into the effects.

      The book mentioned in the summary, "What the doremouse said", is worth a read. It shows the real beginnings of modern personal computers (which was SRI not Xerox Parc.. Parc got their researches from SRI after the gov't funding dried up). Those researchers experimented with plenty of drugs and came up with some really cool things.

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    30. Re:What? by Nationless · · Score: 1

      Not to mention millions of creative non pot smokers nationwide.

    31. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha, I get it, it's a witty comment based on your username. Hahaha.

    32. Re:What? by Tharkkun · · Score: 1

      Creative programming and creative problem solving.

      Musicians and artists for example do benefit from recreational marijuana use. Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys was quoted in Rolling Stone magazine as saying that marijuana helped him write Pet Sounds. Shakespeare, Carl Sagan, Paul McCartney .. the list goes on and on .. have all said that the use of cannabis had a profound positive experience on their creative process.

      So it wouldn't be a stretch to assume that cannabis could also provide a mental "boost" to a programmers mindset as well. In terms of problem solving or inspiring creativity.

      We'll have fun fun fun until our daddy takes the T-bird away. These are extremely deep and thought provoking lyrics.

    33. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Millions of non-creative pot smokers nationwide will back up this hypothesis.

      Yea, now show me how creative those millions of pot smokers are if they stop it. Kthxbye.

    34. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steve Jobs experimented with psychedelics, later calling his LSD experiences "one of the two or three most important things [he had] done in [his] life".

    35. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Nobody in Canada or the rest of the world takes them."
      Not true. There are drug tests done in most large construction/oilfield/security companies in Canada.

    36. Re:What? by Tharkkun · · Score: 1

      Exactly what are the drugs supposed to help?

      Wow. I gotta say that this is one of those cases where "If you have to ask..." applies rather well.

      When it comes to creative thinking and coming up with solutions that are a bit outside of the box, you may find that this capability increases significantly while under the influence.

      And we have several hundred years of history, compromising some of our greatest bodies of work, also done while under the influence, that help reiterate that point.

      In 10 years if Colorado becomes the next Silicon Valley I would agree. But quite honestly it would probably degenerate into hippies who crave Cheetos's after every line of code.

    37. Re:What? by tftp · · Score: 1

      I assume you aren't a recreational pot smoker.

      You are correct. I do not use drugs of any sort - foliage, or organic solvents, or any other chemical waste. I understand that many people like to poison themselves, for whatever reasons; as long as they don't bother me I have no objection to that.

    38. Re:What? by jest3r · · Score: 1

      Most concussed people know something wrong. Some choose to ignore it.

      Most "sober non-drug using people" would agree that some of the best literary, artistic and musical material ever produced was created "under the influence" (see top selling music sales figures, read alice in wonderland etc.). Popular culture has always been "inspired" in some way shape or form by the influence of mind altering substances. Caffeine is a good example.

      As you mention - it probably is a bad idea and I'm sure many injured their brains, livers and lives in the process. No argument there.

      That's not the point though. The point is whether or not the drug helped their creative process in such a way that they wouldn't have been able to do without. And whether it could give Programmers a brain boost in a similar fashion.


      With respect to his drug use, Steve Jobs explained that he used LSD from 1972 through 1974.

      "Throughout that period of time I used the LSD approximately ten to fifteen times," Jobs said. "I would ingest the LSD on a sugar cube or in a hard form of gelatin. I would usually take the LSD when I was by myself. I have no words to explain the effect the LSD had on me, although, I can say it was a positive life changing experience for me and I am glad I went through that experience.”

      But LSD wasn't the only drug that Jobs had an affinity for way back when - it was the 70's after all.

      Specifically, Jobs was also no stranger to smoking both marijuana and hashish, explaining that he used to smoke it with friends and even used to eat pot brownies. During the course of his DoD interview, Jobs said that the last time he got high was in 1977. Explaining the impetus behind his marijuana usage, Jobs said that it helped him relax and made him more creative.

      Source

    39. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shakespeare, Carl Sagan, Paul McCartney .. the list goes on and on .. have all said that the use of cannabis had a profound positive experience on their creative process.

      When exactly did Shakespeare say that the use of cannabis had a profound positive experience on his creative process?

    40. Re:What? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Dave...?

      Dave....?

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    41. Re:What? by czth · · Score: 1

      It worked for Philip K. Dick; he wrote some great stuff while "under the influence".

    42. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ridiculously good analogy. +1, sir.

    43. Re:What? by jest3r · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well ... it's a bit of a stretch ... but quoted from Scientific American and BBC news ...

      In the current issue of the South African Journal of Science, Francis Thackeray of the Transvaal Museum in Pretoria and his colleagues document the presence of cocaine and myristic acid (a plant-derived hallucinogen) in clay-pipe fragments retrieved from the beloved bard's Stratford-Upon-Avon home. Their analysis also hints at the presence of marijuana residues.

      Though the pipe cannot be definitively linked to Shakespeare himself, it is certain that it dates to the 17th century. This fact came as a surprise to the scientists; previously, the earliest known record of cocaine in Europe dated to only 200 years ago.

      http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=shakespeare-on-drugs

    44. Re:What? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      We'll have fun fun fun until our daddy takes the T-bird away. These are extremely deep and thought provoking lyrics.

      Yeah, but how many #1 hit records have YOU written, produced, performed and published?

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    45. Re:What? by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      That hugely depends on the person, though. There are people who are more creative while high. There are also lots of people who just behave like stoned idiots. I'm one of them.

    46. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Popular modern music written on or inspired by drugs (to varying extents):
      Probably most of your modern record collection.

      Popular modern music written on sobriety and childish anti-drug bullshit:
      Jonas Brothers
      Justin Bieber
      All the other disneyfied shit.

      Drugs are a useful part of the creative process. Deal with it.

    47. Re:What? by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      My god. A person who knows there are, my god, *different* strains of pot. Good luck explaining this to 300 million people, most of which oppose all pot out of some reactionary puritanism and the rest of whom would rather get "fucked up" than care about things like the genetics and different ratios of cannabinoids in their weed. Hell. There are lots of growers out there who have no clue.

    48. Re:What? by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      > Millions of non-creative pot smokers nationwide will back up this hypothesis.

      Yea, now show me how creative those millions of pot smokers are if they stop it. Kthxbye.

      The claim was that smoking pot enhances creativity. Kthxbye2.

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    49. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is possible. I'm not a programmer, I'm an artist and on that account I can say that you really aren't necessarily supposed to be creative at work. It's a very frustrating scenario but true for most artists. You get to be creative outside of work.

      They didn't call Steve Jobs a visionary for nothing -- plenty of LSD for that guy.
      Drug use is within itself anti-authoritarian. Is it any surprise that employers don't want to hire people who reject the wage slave culture and don't sacrifice their values for someone else's?

    50. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .... So it wouldn't be a stretch to assume that cannabis could also provide a mental "boost" to a programmers mindset as well. In terms of problem solving or inspiring creativity.

      I coded for 35 years. I smoked cannabis almost every day. I learned early not to actually write CODE while high, due the mid-term memory effect: e.g. deep into a multi-level nest, I'd forget where I had come from....
          But I almost always found that, while smoking, as while dreaming or taking a shower or bath (See Archimedes' Eureka effect -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eureka_effect), inspirations would often come to me about problems I was working on -- sometimes a diagram would come to mind, or the actual code solution would appear.
          But NOT while actually CODING. Ither tasks, such as systems design, software QA and testing, gathering data, finding ways to make deadlines, writing documentation or creating the newsletter I sent to 800 computer users -- I often did while high.
          A few years after I moved on, a colleague spontaneously told me that I had done better work stoned than anyone else did without being stoned. I appreciated the compliment, while thinking to myself that that was because I WAS stoned.
          In my experience, which was pretty wide and fairly deep, THC was instrumental in many of my most satisfying successes in computing as well as in PLAYING music (I play strictly by ear.)
          Bottom-line: if the tasks do not require an acute mid-term (but NOT very short-term or long-term) memory, then smoking works for me.

    51. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smokin them tweeds.

    52. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you, my brain works fine. I know this to be true because I can still read the scientific evidence that proves you wrong.

      Oh, and guess what? I'm high, motherfucker.

    53. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cannabis causes brain damage..? Please provide references, and the rhesus monkey experiment does not count. (Asphyxiating the monkeys with cannabis smoke and no oxygen for 2 hours, no couldn't have been oxygen deprivation, must have been cannabis induced brain damage.)

    54. Re:What? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      It depends on the drug and the person. E.g., Adderol is supposed to help one concentrate, I can see how that would be an incredible benefit to many people.

    55. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not just take a bath, just like Archimedes? (Cheaper too)

    56. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, take a guy like Coleridge, who wrote one of his most famous poems, 'Kubla Khan,' after what is sometimes politely referred to as 'a dream he had after smoking some opium'. I think he just got totally blasted and zonked out on a mind trip. Anyway, whatever the case, he claims that this poem came to him, essentially fully formed, immediately after, and he set to writing it down. Only he was interrupted by someone before he finished writing it down, and when he went back to finish, he found that it had gone.

      Anyway, lots of those guys did a lot of drugs. They loved their opium in many forms.

    57. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I do not use drugs of any sort - foliage, or organic solvents, or any other chemical waste

      Do you drink?

    58. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      majority of slashcode is on something way stronger than
      pot! results are not good. this threading sucks.

    59. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Alice in Wonderland thing is a myth.

    60. Re:What? by tftp · · Score: 1

      Do you drink?

      No, of course not. That would fall into the category of organic solvents. I'm using alcohols (ethanol and isopropanol) as cleaning agents, but it would never occur to me to drink them. Why would I want to hurt myself?

    61. Re:What? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Drug tests are a dumb american war on drugs phenomenon

      No, drug tests are a "we need tort reform" problem. Employers do it so that there is one less vector for a lawsuit when the employee hurts somebody by backing over them with a forklift while dreaming about a run to Chipotle.

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    62. Re:What? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Write something clever while doped. Read that when sobered up.

      Actually, I've done that -- and what came out was garbage, but garbage that retained the muse that caused it to be written in the first place. You simply rewrite the whole damned thing sober.

      Pot does indeed aid in creativity, but not in the mechanical parts of creating.

    63. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my last few jobs, I usually go the opposite. Along the lines of:

      PHB: we need a simple popup to add the number
      me: I can throw something together before lunch
      PHB: but what about encryption, the cloud, etc?
      me: are you high?

    64. Re:What? by hazah · · Score: 2

      Assuming, of course, your premise, that the organ is indeed injured. Study after study failed to produce such injury. Strawman.

    65. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also in Germany. Heard of a railroad worker who got fired for substance abuse.

    66. Re:What? by dubbreak · · Score: 1

      Quite true. I know a few people who use "medical" marijuana for pain relief (medical simply meaning they procure it through legal means, not that it is produced or controlled by a lab). It has kept them off opiates (in one case gotten him off opiates). They are very specific about what works for their pain yet allows them to live productive lives.

      Speaking of opiates: I am very against the use of opiates for pain control. Use in anesthesia makes sense, but as a long term pain control solution they just don't make any sense to me. They are extremely addictive and they become ineffective quite quickly. I have an uncle taking a dose large enough to kill an average person. At this point he's mainly managing his addiction, not his pain. Yes, marijuana can be habit forming, but have you seen opiate withdrawal or the side effects of heavy opiate use? I have no idea about long term usage of marijuana (not many studies covering that), but comparing people I know on optiates vs marijuana I don't see why marijuana isn't more consistently used as a first line defense in pain management with opiates being a last resort. I'm sure the tin foil hat wearers would claim it's the fault of the pharmaceutical industry, I suspect it's just the controversy around pot due to the "war on drugs". I'm sure pharmaceutical companies can find a way to make money off of cannabinoid based products.

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    67. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The brain isn't so much damaged as altered, just as with any other drug. It's presence in the body changes the way things function, and eventually the body removes it and things go back to normal. (Contrast with concussion, where parts of the body are damaged/destroyed.)

      It's hard to make an objective assessment about performance while on psychoactive substances. There's nothing stopping a person (as many responses in this thread show) from evaluating their altered-state work later with a sober mind, though.

    68. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in canada drug tests are allowed in positions where a person who is under the influence becomes an imminent danger to those around them. in construction like jobs, normally.

    69. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you appended PH to the wrong B.

    70. Re:What? by Psyborgue · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ah. But could the pharma industry make money off cannabinoid based products? Hard to sell a plant at the prices they do with competing drugs when somebody can just grow something better at home. It's not rocket science to make cannabis tinctures, edibles, etc. Dispensaries do it today. Vaporizers also take the dangers of smoking away. Tin foil hats aside, the pharma industry would have a lot to lose were marijuana legal and they do fund anti-drug propaganda (as well as the alcohol and tobacco industries). It's just good business sense. It's not a conspiracy when it's done right out in the open.

    71. Re:What? by Psyborgue · · Score: 2

      Jesus. I feel sorry for people like you. Going through life never knowing what they've missed. It's like living life without ever hearing music even once.

    72. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right--why do you think they call it dope?

    73. Re:What? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      In this case, probably non-conventional logic; computers don't operate the way human brains do, it takes a twisted head to program well. Especially if you're attempting to optimize a system using low level programming languages.

      Only if you think computers think and don't understand how they work. Binary and hexadecimal arithmetic are no different than decimal in the way they work, only where the carry is. Knowing how an ALU works, how an and gate or a nor gate works, etc, and the machine is simple to understand. It's just an electric abacus and almost as simple, it just has billions of beads and wires.

      You no more need a twisted brain to program a computer than you do to design an automobile.

    74. Re:What? by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      What's the point of life? I'm actually interested in your view on this. How you can see temporary self alteration as harm... In my view, with live being as finite as it is, there's no other point to it than to have as much fun as possible before ceasing to exist. To me that involves having as many experiences as possible. As long as it's relatively safe and has little chance of causing me any permanent harm, I've never seen a reason not to do something. I'm just fascinated as to what might be your reason. Is it religion? Was somebody close to you an addict or a drunk? Living in some country where it's uber-illegal?

    75. Re:What? by tftp · · Score: 1

      Going through life never knowing what they've missed.

      That's from the point of view of an external observer. However subjectively I haven't missed anything. I have no reason to escape into a dream world; I'm very much OK with reality. Alcohol won't help solve your problems in any case; it only can make them worse.

      From reading about effects of alcohol, and from seeing drunks now and then, I certainly haven't missed the money that other people waste on alcohol, and I haven't missed the headaches, and I haven't missed DUI convictions, and I haven't missed liver damage, and I haven't missed days of life lost while laying drunk... Why would I drink if there is so many things to do, so many books to read, so many places to see? Now I'm going back to work; do not distract me with all that childish foolishness :-)

    76. Re:What? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Only if you think computers think and don't understand how they work.

      Operate != think. What I was referring to is that the methods of problem solving differs depending on whether you're using a computer to the solve, or a group of humans. You're much more likely to go with a gesalt type solve with a bunch of humans, while you might end up going with a brute force approach with computers.

      Mind you, a lot of programmer's heads come 'pre-twisted' in ways that better enable them to work programming logic. I'm not particularly convinced that drugs will generally actually improve performance, but it's the first theory that popped into my head.

      --
      I don't read AC A human right
    77. Re:What? by tftp · · Score: 1

      What's the point of life? I'm actually interested in your view on this

      There are, naturally, as many answers as there are people on the planet. For me, the purpose of life is primarily in being useful to others. I design things, I build devices, we sell them, and everyone benefits. Of course, all work and no play would be bad for anyone's mind, so some healthy amount of play is required. Right now I have a PCB open on one monitor and /. on another, as an example. Time for books will be in the evening. On the weekend I will hack a bit on home automation, or will design a gizmo that I find interesting. Or I may go to a range - or, starting in January, will go see some varmints, closely. Some of those trips require two days on the road, which is also fun in my Prius (CVT, love it.) Ham radio activities are available every weekend, if daily ragchew is not your thing. (JT65 is fun.) With all that workload and playload I don't even have time to think about altering my mind. I think it's in good enough condition already :-)

    78. Re:What? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      One easy thing to look at is how many of them were heavy drug users *before* achieving fame and success. Get back to me if you find a single one.

      I'll give you several: The Beatles were on amphetamines most of the time long before they ever made an album, as well as pot. Jimi Hendrix likewise.

      However, it doesn't mean that the drugs caused their creativity. The correlation comes from the fact that creative people's brains aren't normal to begin with.

    79. Re:What? by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      Well. That's my point. You don't know what you're missing. And you don't mind. Yes. Alcohol has risks but I live in Europe and having a glass of wine with dinner or a beer with lunch is quite common and believe it or not -- enjoyable. You might go through life never trying -- Chocolate. That's OK too. But you're still missing out and if you're doing it simply because you're afraid you might not be able to control yourself because of how your father or whatever was, I think that's the wrong reason. Everything has some risk but the vast, vast, majority of those who consume substances, whether pot or Alcohol do so responsibly. Going through life never taking any risks -- even the smallest -- because something might go wrong is just sad to me. You only have so much time on this pointless fucking planet, and then you die. Might as well try and experience as much as you can from as many perspectives as possible within reasonably safe limits is the way I see it.

    80. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Study after study failed to produce such injury. Strawman.

      Of course they failed. Should have tried a baseball bat, not studies.

    81. Re:What? by tftp · · Score: 1

      Well, I should have written more before hitting "Submit." I see that you are interested in "experiences." That is fine, of course - and it would be foolish to judge your goals in any way. My personal opinion, as I implied, is that a certain balance is needed in the society between taking in and producing. Otherwise you may want to wire yourself into the Matrix; there will be as many experiences as you can take, all realistic.

      As long as it's relatively safe and has little chance of causing me any permanent harm, I've never seen a reason not to do something.

      Well, here is a test scenario. You are in a forest, alone, with a knife in your hand. You meet a little girl and she says she is lost for weeks and nobody knows where she is. You never killed before; this will be a new experience. If you kill her, nobody will ever find out. Will you partake in that new experience?

      The obvious answer is, of course, NO. But why? Clearly, the list of conditions is not expansive enough. Not only you have to be reasonably safe - others also need to be reasonably safe. You didn't mention that, but we have to assume so. Drug use is not safe - neither for you nor for others. You may think it's safe for the moment, but in small quantities everything is safe enough. Over time that safety disappears. Most people get addicted to alcohol, even if the addiction is mild. I have no need for that. I know that alcohol has mood altering effect, but my rational mind tells me that I don't need it.

      You might go through life never trying -- Chocolate.

      I don't like chocolate, or sweet things in general. I have no chocolate at home. I heard that some people love it, but it doesn't register with me.

      if you're doing it simply because you're afraid you might not be able to control yourself because of how your father or whatever was, I think that's the wrong reason

      If you look at my home page that I configured on Slashdot you will find that in the country where I was born alcohol is not exactly unknown. As matter of fact, you will be living among drunks. This is bad. I am not afraid of being unable to control myself, though if anyone is to poison me with alcohol then that would be a predictable effect. You don't have to be afraid of being unable to steer your car at 300 mph - you just know, scientifically, that it would be iffy, and you don't do it.

      At the same time growing up in a country where any child could get access to barely diluted ethanol removed the sheen of exclusiveness from that option. Anyone could drink it; there is nothing special about that. I suspect that in countries where young adults are forbidden to drink the effect of forbidden fruit is strong.

      I live in Europe and having a glass of wine with dinner or a beer with lunch is quite common and believe it or not -- enjoyable.

      I would refuse to go along with the "common" just on rebellious grounds. It will be "I have decided, and that's it. Take it, or I leave." If you go along just because "everyone does it" then you are being controlled by the majority. I have a problem with that.

      Going through life never taking any risks -- even the smallest -- because something might go wrong is just sad to me.

      Taking no risks whatsoever would be boring indeed. I do take risks. For example, driving 600-700 km per day in a personal car is riskier than a quick anal probe by the TSA and then flying to the destination. But I take that risk. Hunting with firearms is riskier than laying in bed at home. I take those risks as well. Ham radio antennas are risky to install and maintain. And so on. The key here is that I choose a different set of risks. This is my own set, optimized for me. Things that I like to do are accepted even if they are somewhat risky. But I would not jump from a bridge with a bungee cord regardless of safety - it's simply not something I care doing. You couldn't pay me enough to jump from a bridge, or to dance, or to sing, or to read

    82. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course for this sort of thing to work you'd have to be a silly person to begin with.

      Ha ha.

      TBH I like to mix my weed with caffeine, to the tune of a 33cl energy drink and a couple of bonghits. Assuming inspiration existed before, three or four hours later I'll have most of the core of a design sketched out. Or some data structures. Or use cases. Or a requirement spec. Or something else that, once I've sobered up and deciphered what the heck exactly the deeply involved choice of words in this particular sentence meant, serves as the basis for the rest.

      I'm sort of thinking this is the way they wrote BSD unix.

    83. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was working for the state government the entire HR team was all girls under 25, the youngest team with some very high pay checks. You needed to be high to be able to ignore the corruption and stupidity!

    84. Re:What? by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Indeed, the point of drug testing before being hired isnt the prove that you arent a drug user, because it doesnt do that. Its to prove that you can go a few days (or several weeks in the case of marijuana) without them, which it does prove.

      Do you really want to hire a guy that can't even go a few days without snorting a line? Of course not, because thats not just a drug users, thats someone addicted to coke. Nobody wants to hire any old random coke addict.

      The same is true for random drug testing, because even when those tested are chosen at random its generally not a surprise that the tests will be next week.

      Drug testing continues because it works. It finds people that have a real problem with drugs.

      --
      "His name was James Damore."
    85. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a stupid line of reasoning.

      Measure a person's creativity by their creative OUTPUT. You know, the work that they do. Judge a person by THAT.

    86. Re:What? by MangoCats · · Score: 1

      The real problem is that everyone fails HR101, nobody can predict with much better than 50% accuracy who's going to be a great team player until they've been on the team for a few months - and getting your ratio up that high is more art than science.

      US Americans, unwilling to accept the capricious nature of hiring success, feel they must keep trying for "hard metrics" that any monkey can implement throughout an organization to improve their hiring success ratio. Disallowed from discriminating based on age, sex, race, etc., illegal drug use is one of the few simple metrics available for hiring discrimination.

      The larger companies I have known to use it seem to apply it mostly at the bottom as a screening tool (before letting people in), and at the top as a pro-active counselling tool. If you make between $30K and $120K per year, they don't want to know - but I think after gifting some of their execs with $1M+ bonuses, they wanted to make sure nobody picked up any new habits they couldn't handle.

    87. Re:What? by MangoCats · · Score: 1

      I don't think E.A.Poe or S.King are too close to the stupid line, but neither of their writings could be called "neurotypical" either.

    88. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Playload?"

      You sound like a robot that has had the concept of 'enjoyment' explained to it, and is trying to emulate it somehow. Tragic.

    89. Re:What? by sixtyeight · · Score: 1

      The estimation by non-users that drug use produces a sudden, drastic and permanent brain deterioration in the users seems to have been unrealistically amplified by society, in my experience.

      The estimation can cause non-users to discredit the assessments of users on general principle, which of course leaves their assessments the only valid ones remaining - for them, anyway. The article's question isn't likely to be resolvable within a context like that, because the typical result is just marked social division between users and non-users. I suppose the two social factions will just have to resign themselves to arguing the matter with no possible chance of resolution.

      That estimation also produces other resultants, too: A societal justification for keeping most drugs on the black market, with all the private and government programs that drug money is used to fund. And for users, it keeps them reliant on a distribution network, at the prices they set, and limits both their quality assurance and selection of substances. Additionally, it should be noted that if you're a major drug distribution network with a lot of the say about what specific types of drugs become readily available within a country, you have the ability to partially shape the mindset, mood, energy level and attitude of a given generation.
      The ability to influence that can be intensely useful for, say, politicians.

      With all that potential incentive attached to it, that common estimation is beginning to seem less and less innocuous and naturally-occurring. When that estimation rubs off from "society", where - specifically - do people get it from? Ah, that's right. It's the slant on medical research data of prolonged, hard use of certain drugs, provided to us at an early age by government-controlled public schools and government-funded anti-drug campaigns in the media.

      But it's not as if there could be a hidden agenda at work there.

      --
      The Wolfpack Project: BitCoin + Crowdfunding = Political Accountability
    90. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too much is a problem, too little wont do anything. For that reason, be sober for at least the hours you spend at your paying job. If you feel drug use improves your creativity, do that at home on your own personal projects and make sure it doesn't take over your life damaging both your personal projects and your employment.

      It really comes down to moderation and respecting the expectations of your peers when you are in a situation that could also affect their job performance.

      Thanks, but due to actually having SELF-respect, I am going to choose for myself what to ingest. I will use what I see fit, when I see fit, and never consider myself to be endangering anyone because of it because -- gasp -- I retain self-control and judgment abilities. Even when I'm totally high on weed. Like right now and like every day at work, making nice cushy government-contractor software-engineer wages. No biggie, just being the lynchpin of the entire company, fixing all the very difficult bugs, doing the next-generation designs, etc.

    91. Re:What? by moonflower1 · · Score: 1

      Please check out the following pretty convincing study:
      http://www.pnas.org/content/early/2012/08/22/1206820109.abstract

      Persistent cannabis use was associated with neuropsychological decline broadly across domains of functioning, even after controlling for years of education. Informants also reported noticing more cognitive problems for persistent cannabis users. Impairment was concentrated among adolescent-onset cannabis users, with more persistent use associated with greater decline. Further, cessation of cannabis use did not fully restore neuropsychological functioning among adolescent-onset cannabis users. Findings are suggestive of a neurotoxic effect of cannabis on the adolescent brain and highlight the importance of prevention and policy efforts targeting adolescents.

    92. Re:What? by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, all of our HR employees are stoned.

      So are your salesmen.

      You executives, in the other hand, are just naturally stupid.

    93. Re:What? by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      In this case, probably non-conventional logic; computers don't operate the way human brains do, it takes a twisted head to program well. Especially if you're attempting to optimize a system using low level programming languages.

      Only if you think computers think and don't understand how they work. Binary and hexadecimal arithmetic are no different than decimal in the way they work, only where the carry is. Knowing how an ALU works, how an and gate or a nor gate works, etc, and the machine is simple to understand. It's just an electric abacus and almost as simple, it just has billions of beads and wires.

      You no more need a twisted brain to program a computer than you do to design an automobile.

      Anyone who has endured the recent political campaigns should have no problems with binary.

      Decimal on the other hand...

    94. Re:What? by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure the sales guys are drunk and the exec are all coked up, so they can focus.

      --
      There are two types of people in the world: Those who crave closure
    95. Re:What? by tftp · · Score: 1

      You know, sometimes a word is just a word :-)

      Besides, you'd suspect me of being a robot even faster if I instead say "the amount of time and effort that are currently allocated to activities that are not essential for survival but rather intended for maintenance of a proper chemical balance of the main wetware processing unit."

    96. Re:What? by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 1

      Almost as witty as having to grow up and here that inane stuff every time you tell someone your name.

      --
      I got here through a series of tubes
    97. Re:What? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      You could just as easily say "poisoning yourself and hoping for pleasant side effects." I prefer to not poison myself, even if with doses below the LD50.

    98. Re:What? by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      Case in point: The twisted mind of Mcgrew!

      I mean, I thought I was pretty twisted, but to make an analogy of a computer as billions of beads and wires? Far out, man! I dig it.

      --
      +1 Disagree
    99. Re:What? by cusco · · Score: 1

      that any monkey can implement

      That's because far too many HR departments are staffed by monkeys, frequently ones that are related to executives.

      --
      "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
    100. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. Because people who receive concussions feel just wonderful. What they hell are you talking about? "Injured the organ"? That's your argument? A bit tautological, wouldn't you say? Did you come up with this idea stone cold sober? Not exactly a ringing endorsement of sobriety.

    101. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, alcoholic and a jerk. Who'd of thought it?

      Re-read the part about turning the other cheek, you phony...

    102. Re:What? by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 1

      Everyone knows hippies hate baths!

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      -- You are in a maze of little, twisty passages, all different... --
    103. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oil rig employees in Alberta, *DO* take drug tests. Not the type where you eat drugs and test their potency, either..

    104. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming, of course, your premise, that the organ is indeed injured. Study after study failed to produce such injury. Strawman.

      +1.

      I was gonna say the same thing.

    105. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah. But could the pharma industry make money off cannabinoid based products? Hard to sell a plant at the prices they do with competing drugs when somebody can just grow something better at home. It's not rocket science to make cannabis tinctures, edibles, etc. Dispensaries do it today. Vaporizers also take the dangers of smoking away. Tin foil hats aside, the pharma industry would have a lot to lose were marijuana legal and they do fund anti-drug propaganda (as well as the alcohol and tobacco industries). It's just good business sense. It's not a conspiracy when it's done right out in the open.

      Synthetic THC, known as Dronabinol, has been sold in the states for years under the trade name Marinol. They prescribe it to cancer patients when the chemo is causing nausea and loss of appetite.

      It's not done often though, because In my experiences, I find that many docs either don't know it's available... or assume it's a narcotic (which they're usually hesitant to write for.)

      The rest of what you've said is entirely accurate. The "Partnership For A Drug Free America" that puts out all of those ridiculous and misleading advertisements is really just a partnership between Big Pharma and the Alcohol and Tobacco lobbies shoving their propaganda down your throat.

    106. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Illuminatus

    107. Re:What? by bogjobber · · Score: 1

      As usual, Hemingway said it best: "Write drunk. Edit sober."

    108. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why write I still all one, ever the same,

      And keep invention in a noted weed,

      That every word doth almost tell my name,

      Showing their birth and where they did proceed?

    109. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From my experience, effects are consistent, but the dosage for same effect varies a lot. Some people are incredibly sensitive to any kind of psychoactive substances. For me, a sigle puff does miracles, opens my mind, calms me down and releaves stress, while two puffs usually provide me with free movies for about two to three hours, leaving me with error in any analytical thought process :) The whole joint thing leaves me rationaly uncapable for two or three days. Repeat the experiment and lower the dosage for people who performed horribly the first time. I'd bet you'll get better results. Also, these people should not be nervous during the process :)

    110. Re:What? by hazah · · Score: 1

      Alright, and now for the mechanism that produces this supposed decrease in function please...

    111. Re:What? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      But it works exactly like an abacus, except instead of beads' positions denoting decimal numbers, a computer has on/off switches designating binary numbers. And of course a computer is less simple, since it has an ALU and other operations that would have to be done manually on an abacus. But they're basically the same; find a copy of the old TTL Cookbook (or any of a number of equally good books, I read hundreds of them) which shows you the circuits' schematic diagrams.

      But you are correct, my brain isn't anywhere near "normal". Not many people read the entire Encyclopedia Britannica when they're 12, nor do they build electric slide rules at that age. Damn, I can't believe that was almost 50 years ago...

    112. Re:What? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I'm not particularly convinced that drugs will generally actually improve performance

      It depends on the programmer and the drug. Cocaine certainly won't make you a better programmer, although it will make you think it did. Coke makes you stupid while making you think you're smarter than without it. Alcohol certainly won't make you a better programmer. But Adderal could possibly help some programmers, and caffeine certainly helps me.

    113. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed - that's why when I was introduced to cannabis, I took a rather scientific approach to it. The first thing that struck me was how greatly improved my hearing was. I was able, for the first time, to hear the difference between the up and down strokes of an orchestra string section - which I confirmed by way of a friend viewing a video recording I could not see.

      I also recorded my playing the piano, to see whether or not it sounded as fantastic as I felt it did, and compared it to recordings when I was playing sober.

      Well, I certainly heard an improvement. So, yeah. I play the piano better. And yes, I also do enjoy it disproportionately more. I don't see any problems with that. :)

    114. Re:What? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      I suspect what they're getting at is that computers "think" via rigorous, sequential logic - something the human brain is not terribly well suited to. Can you train yourself to think that way? Sure, but it's not a terribly efficient allocation of resources except in a very narrow range of applications - it's immensely valuable for rigorous analysis and solution verification, where it is pretty much required because our minds are prone to all sorts of perceptual pitfalls. For general problem solving though logic is almost useless - creativity, intuition, inspiration, etc. are all far more effective because they embrace the non-linear, massively parallel operating mode of the brain.

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      --- Most topics have many sides worth arguing, allow me to take one opposite you.
    115. Re:What? by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      Well. I'm a bit too tired tonight to respond to all of that but i'll touch on one thing. You argue that:

      Drug use is not safe - neither for you nor for others. You may think it's safe for the moment, but in small quantities everything is safe enough. Over time that safety disappears. Most people get addicted to alcohol, even if the addiction is mild.

      I see several problems here with your argument. For starters, you argue that drug use is not safe for the user. Well. For the user it depends on the drug. Obviously Caffiene, for example, is a very low risk drug. Heroin, cocaine and meth for example, would be on the extreme other end of the spectrum. Alcohol and pot fall somewhere in between. As you note, in small quantities (moderation) such substances are safe enough.

      Secondly, you argue that drug is not safe for others around the user. I love it when people argue this. It implies the drugs are to blame for people's actions, not the people themselves. I grant you that sometimes drugs are a motivating factor in some crimes and that sometimes people under the influence of drugs and alcohol do stupid things, but many times the drugs are simply an excuse. "I was drunk when I said that hurtful thing so please forgive me" or "I was drunk when I beat you, so it's not my fault". Truth is in the first case the person probably held that hurtful believe and somebody who beats his wife drunk is probably not a fantastic husband sober. Do drugs cause bad things to happen? No. They merely provide a convenient scapegoat.

      I should note that if, as you argue, substance use is a progressive disease gradually taking hold of a person who can do nothing at all to resist (who is powerless), then you cannot blame a person at all under the influence or at all addicted for his actions, however reprehensible. You'd end up having to let anybody off the hook for any crime who indulged in a substance, even a little, because according to you that makes you "a little" addicted and therefore controlled by a substances and not in control of one's faculties. Of course in holding this believe you completely throw personal responsibility out the window, but that's not a concept that ever gained a huge deal of acceptance in Soviet Russia so i'm not surprised you're more likely to view human beings as machines than as sentient beings with free will who make choices and can choose to responsibly use, abstain, or quit substances.

      Why, then, do people abuse drugs and alcohol? Simple. Because they like it. They like it more than their lives and they often like it more than they love their kids. It's a choice. That's not the fault of the drug. It's the fault of the selfish individual who chooses to over-indulge rather than take care of his or her responsibilities. Selfish individuals will also neglect their responsibilities for any number of other reasons, hardly limited to drugs or alcohol. It's simply a matter of choosing pleasure over the needs of others. Somebody likely to do that with drugs or alcohol (not everybody) is likely to do it with something else were alcohol and drugs not around.

      That's the way I see things anyway, and you're more than free to disagree. I just hope that someday, before you die, you smoke a joint or have a drink -- just to know what it's like. One is not going to kill you or make you into some robotic "addict" who has no free will. If you don't, it's your loss.

    116. Re:What? by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      At 20 dollars a pill and few insurance companies willing to pay for it, few who are proscribed Marinol actually take it (instead they smoke or otherwise consume pot), which is my point. They cannot compete. I knew a guy who had intestinal cancer and was proscribed Marinol. Was he going to pay? Of course not. So he smoked. It was a better experience anyway considering Marinol is pure THC with no other cannabinoids in the mix (which reduce side effects).

    117. Re:What? by sgroyle · · Score: 1

      You ask your interviewees to pee into a cup? Man.... we just, like, talk to them, find out where they're at. You guys are f*cking weird. I'd never work with you.

    118. Re:What? by tftp · · Score: 1

      I just hope that someday, before you die, you smoke a joint or have a drink -- just to know what it's like

      Thank you, but I respectfully refuse. I have made my decision already, and that's how it will be. I have no use of drug-induced hallucinations. I like it when my mind works correctly, as it should. I'm not deathly afraid of addiction, though my knowledge of science tells me that it is possible, over time. A far more important reason for my rejection of drugs because I would be no longer a rational person. I like to live in the real world, and I will stay here. You wouldn't want to stab your hand with a sharp knife to just experience what it feels like? I guess not. And I will not stab my brain.

      If you don't, it's your loss.

      I agree, and I am ready to pay that price. I honestly don't care. The only things that I care about are real objects and events - tools, products, processes, people, environment. Things that, you know, exist. Rainbow smoke within my head has no value to me. I am the ultimate materialist.

    119. Re:What? by rmdingler · · Score: 1

      Yes. This. Oddly enough, the writing is an essential step, because good ideas are fleeting when one is baked.

      --
      Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

      Ernest Hemingway

    120. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Urinate on em!

    121. Re:What? by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 1

      THC doesn't damage the brain, in fact it protects the brain from some damage EG: Heavy drinking.

    122. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What ridiculous opinions. Most drugs do no lasting harm unless the user has so little self-control they willingly decide to harm themselves. You don't know what you're missing. You don't even have the capacity to fathom what you're missing. "Rainbow smoke within my head" indeed!

    123. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking as a UK professional, I can say I know about a third of my colleagues are occasional drug users of one sort or another. I can also say no-one cares.

  7. Why is this not an "Ask Slashdot" question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why is this not an "Ask Slashdot" question?

    1. Re:Why is this not an "Ask Slashdot" question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They know that the relevant contingent of slashdot that could actually answer this question, is too baked to bother doing so. Instead, it is just a conjecture-fest of people extolling the virtues of how "awesome they program when high on ganj"...

      Let me be the first one to say it; you might FEEL like you are in the "programming zone" and being super effective, but I can assure you that you are not. Like any drunk who insists they are the best singer in the whole damn bar, they are only right in their own warped mind. Put down the reefer and get back to work.

    2. Re:Why is this not an "Ask Slashdot" question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you Wayne the Brain... Get off your low ass horse.

    3. Re:Why is this not an "Ask Slashdot" question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why didn't I think of that!?

    4. Re:Why is this not an "Ask Slashdot" question? by Lashat · · Score: 1

      Why isn't the question asking why the other question isn't an "Ask Slashdot?" question, a question?

      Or this one for that matter?

      --
      For every benefit you receive a tax is levied. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
    5. Re:Why is this not an "Ask Slashdot" question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, admit it... You are stoned right now, aren't you.

    6. Re:Why is this not an "Ask Slashdot" question? by hazah · · Score: 1

      Let me be the first one to say it; you might FEEL like you "understand what you are talking about," but I can assure you that you do not. Like any abolitionist who insist they understand the ins and outs of subjects they never actually study, they are only right in their own warped mind. Educate yourself and get back to us with something actually worth pondering.

  8. If overlap is now causality... by Moraelin · · Score: 2

    then Cthulhu t-shirts and mugs and solstice carols are good for programming.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm all for legalizing drugs. And I don't like it one bit that my tax money goes into making victims of some harmless pot smokers.

    But [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cum_hoc_ergo_propter_hoc]cum hoc ergo propter hoc[/url] is a fallacy for a reason.

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    1. Re:If overlap is now causality... by craigminah · · Score: 1

      I thought the statement, "Don't forget, there was a substantial overlap between the wave of computer professionals who came of age in the '60s and that era's counterculture" is as good as this one: "I haven't been abducted by aliens since I've got a dog as a pet so aliens must hate dogs."

      Or Steve Martin in The Jerk who correlated oil cans behind him getting shot as someone hating oil cans when in fact the shooter was shooting at Steve Martin but missing and since the oil cans were behind him they were being shot, "He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans."

    2. Re:If overlap is now causality... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or instead of the overlap, it might be the large number of artists and creative types that attribute part of their inspiration and creative ability to drugs. It isn't surprising that someone would want to ask if that extends to other creative ventures. I don't know if it would be a net positive or net negative in this case, but I don't see anything wrong with asking and trying to find out.

    3. Re:If overlap is now causality... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cum_hoc_ergo_propter_hoc]cum hoc ergo propter hoc[/url] is a fallacy for a reason.

      There's a substantial overlap between websites that permit user comments and ones that use some brackety bastardized html derivative.

    4. Re:If overlap is now causality... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Protip (which you should already know, as your UID isn't that high)-- use the < and > instead of [ and ]. As in
      <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cum_hoc_ergo_propter_hoc">cum hoc ergo propter hoc</a>. It comes out as cum hoc ergo propter hoc

    5. Re:If overlap is now causality... by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Well, I should, but I spend far more time on an UBB based site, so by now it's a reflex to write things that way.

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    6. Re:If overlap is now causality... by WGFCrafty · · Score: 1

      Broken code, a message here?

    7. Re:If overlap is now causality... by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      I have no problem with trying to find out. It's just when something as wide-spread as drugs overlaps with pretty much everything happening at the time, just the overlap doesn't say much.

      I mean, equally a lot of politicians did drugs and... err... wait, it would explain a few things ;)

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  9. supremacy clause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this valid? Everything I read indicates that the federal government will threaten to withhold funding to those states and force them to essentially make pot illegal again.

    1. Re:supremacy clause by boneglorious · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sure, this isn't 'the end of it, but these kinds of events are symbolic of the direction the country is moving. A few states trying it out here and there, pretty soon Iowa will be doing it and then it will be all over.

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    2. Re:supremacy clause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Guess there's something to that gateway theory after all

    3. Re:supremacy clause by moeinvt · · Score: 1

      http://www.libertyclassroom.com/objections

      Author Thomas Woods makes a good argument about the idea of state "Nullification". Only laws which are made in "pursuance of The Constitution" are "supreme".

      The federal government was created by an agreement among the states. It seems ridiculous that they should be completely subservient to the creature they created. Woods' argument is that the federal monster cannot be the sole arbiter of its own power.

  10. Too distracting by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 3, Funny

    *the cat seems to be know something...*
    "Dude, did you see where I put that lighter?"
    *Must get test routines done for code review tomorrow....*
    *Woah.. how'd my browser get on Ebay buying troll dolls?*
    "Dude, did you see where I put that lighter?"

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  11. LSD and Unix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. Were both developed at Berkley :)

    1. Re:LSD and Unix by NettiWelho · · Score: 2, Informative

      I didnt know Berkley was in Switzerland.

    2. Re:LSD and Unix by acariquara · · Score: 4, Funny

      What about crack cocaine and Windows ME?

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    3. Re:LSD and Unix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about crack cocaine and Windows ME?

      What about it? The ME developers went through rehab for that. Let's be thankful while they were "away" the user community decided to flush that OS. God knows what desktop experience we would have today had they not been caught (not that the OS itself wasn't obvious enough)

    4. Re:LSD and Unix by yabos · · Score: 1

      Or meth and Windows 8?

    5. Re:LSD and Unix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can't spell ME without meth

    6. Re:LSD and Unix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously aren't on an iPhone5 then.

    7. Re:LSD and Unix by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

      LSD wasn't developed at Berkeley (as per another post). Its use was popularized there though. The obervation:

      Two thing came out of Bekeley in the '60s: LSD and Unix. This is not a coincidence.

      still holds.

      Cheers,
      Dave

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    8. Re:LSD and Unix by Freddybear · · Score: 1

      Unless the people who worked on Unix were also the ones doing LSD then yes, it is very much a coincidence.

    9. Re:LSD and Unix by Guy+Harris · · Score: 1

      I didnt know Berkley was in Switzerland.

      Or that Murray Hill, New Jersey was in Switzerland either. (I.e., both parts of that saying are false claims.)

    10. Re:LSD and Unix by couchslug · · Score: 1

      WinME was clearly produced under the influence of Plumbers Crack.

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    11. Re:LSD and Unix by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      What about crack cocaine and Windows ME?

      They're mutually exclusive.

  12. It sure does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Weed does, keeps me more focused and motivated, also helps with giving different perspective on problems solving - big part in programming.

    1. Re:It sure does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Whenever I've coded even the day after getting high, if I look back on it a week or so later without having done any marijuana, I am amazed at the number of sloppy bugs. Marijuana and coding don't mix. Even off hours.

    2. Re:It sure does by rubycodez · · Score: 2

      you're just not getting it right. code while high for creativity, debug while sober

  13. inpaired thinking = bad coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I would expect code produced under the influence to have more bugs, less comments and generally be an unmaintainable mess.

    1. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by AdmiralXyz · · Score: 5, Funny

      I would expect code produced under the influence to have more bugs, less comments and generally be an unmaintainable mess.

      Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion man.

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    2. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It depends on the coder.
      I knew someone in college that constantly over thought everything, and the only way he could ever get an assignment done was to get drunk.

    3. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      And you'll never figure out why you thought certain parts of it were so funny.

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    4. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by m1ndcrash · · Score: 1

      Weed, some tunes and coding go together well. The code comes out nice and clean: masterpieces have been written. The only problem IMO productivity lacks a bit, since you're getting distracted by music :)

    5. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by Andy+Prough · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion man.

      You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

    6. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      For a moment, I read that as..

      Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opium man

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    7. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by not+already+in+use · · Score: 0

      I disagree. Anyone with enough experience can write code like riding a bike -- writing the code itself is largely automatic when you know what you're trying to accomplish. Programming in general is about decomposing problems and solving them. This is where drugs can have a positive influence, not in that they make one *better* at problem solving, but they allow the mind to see a problem differently, perhaps offering an angle that the sober mind hasn't considered. Having multiple perspectives is always a good thing, and sometimes drugs can help with that.

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    8. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would expect code produced under the influence to have more bugs, less comments and generally be an unmaintainable mess.

      So, is it a hard mandate that all Windows developers must be under the influence at all times, or is it more of a company guideline?

      Just curious, 'cause I mean...damn.

    9. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds like an example of a drug making a worthless layabout into a worthless coder. Not sure it's an improvement.

    10. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by yiegie · · Score: 2

      And your expectations are correct.

      I've used cannabis for recreational purposes, and while being high does give you interesting ideas, actually converting them to a piece of logic (i.e. a program) seems to be impossible. Nothing I've ever programmed while under the influence of marihuana has outlived a review while being sober.

      And that's not the worst part.

      While I was smart enough to only do this in my own time, I used to have a colleague with a somewhat... broader... view on the subject. Maintaining his code always felt like reading through a piece of Stream-of-consciousness literature.

      It has enforced my own beliefs that recreational drug use does NOT deliver better code; quite the opposite.

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    11. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to proponents of recreational drugs' effectiveness in programming, that's called creativity. So creative that even a compiler doesn't know what the heck they are trying to do.

    12. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have tried highly repetitive unimaginative coding projects under the influence of marijuana. It seemed to keep my mind from wandering and I'd finish projects earlier, usually without any glaring bugs. However, upon approaching something that required actual thought and imagination there was definitely a strain to come up with something.

      Overall I probably wouldn't recommend it.

    13. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "inpaired thinking"? Is your thinking impaired right now?

    14. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the uninitiated I agree. However, for the regular user the opposite happens. When you know you that later you wont remember what the hell you were thinking when you wrote that piece, you comment the hell out of it. You also don't really get distracted easily, so bug count is generally reduced.

      Atlest, thats what I've observed from our "tests."

    15. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I code for a Fortune 500 company and almost daily receive compliments on how my solutions are better than most others.. I'm a regular pot head, and find it relaxes me and aids my coding ability. I quite enjoy adding witty and helpful comments to my code than when I'm sober and unable to relax.

      If I'm not stoned then my brain has 400,000 things all popping in to my head "don't forget to do this", "you've left the light on downstairs", "tomorrow is that meeting..".. when I'm stoned I'm more focused. I'm not saying all people are this way, but for the ones of us who are - why discourage it?

    16. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by compro01 · · Score: 1

      So how does that differ from most code written by sober people?

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    17. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by Andy+Prough · · Score: 1

      For a moment, I read that as..

      Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opium man

      Wow - that was like almost a "whoosh" man.

    18. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many and I mean many years ago, I wrote some graphics code for a game in assembler while stoned. The next day I could not make heads or tails out of the code. Several hundred lines and not one damn comment. The code ran great though... :)

    19. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so you are saying the status quo? By that logic every programmer in America is stoned everyday.

    20. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by Altus · · Score: 1

      You have never met someone who obsessively over plans and can't start until every decision is made? Admittedly such folks are probably better of with pharmaceutical drugs for anxiety or OCD but plenty of people self medicate with alcohol.

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    21. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      So without drugs some people cannot program since they are not able to 'see' a way to solve the problem. One could ague that the people that needs drugs do that are in the wrong field. Also that they may have something wrong like a chemical imbalance.

      I thought it was common that if you are hitting a wall to stop. Take a break. Get some fresh air. Even go *gasp* ask someone's help on the issue. A fresh set of eyes can do wonders.

    22. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like someone who doesn't actually know what marijuana's effects feel like.

    23. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by not+already+in+use · · Score: 0

      So without drugs some people cannot program since they are not able to 'see' a way to solve the problem.

      I'm not sure how you've come to this conclusion, because I surely didn't imply that.

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    24. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on the drug in the end.

      Not even going to bother defending pot users, but other drugs can extend general awareness in non-detrimental ways as we all know.
      In fact, I won't even defend smokers in general. Smoking is bad, period. You can put any stupid spin you want on it, it is carcinogenic and passive.
      You can inject dirt in to your eyeballs right in front of me for all I care, but you smoke and I'll punch you in the throat. Sick of them.

      And one thing I am glad to see finally happening is more research being done in to MDMA again as it IS an incredibly useful drug that was absolutely destroyed by street abuse and mixing.
      Well over half the people who think they have taken it probably haven't even taken it at all, and more of those probably took it spliced with other stupid crap.
      Some of the recent research in the past year has shown a lot of promise for use in trauma and severe depression / anger issues because of the effects it has on the ability to suppress negative emotion, which when combined with meetings can help a person come to terms with things without that emotion bringing them to their knees in submission.

    25. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So clearly you must have been high when you wrote that comment...
      "inpaired" ?
      It also seems you are missing a comma. Oh wait, I bet your need to feel smugly superior to others makes you look down on people who use Oxford Commas as much as you appear to look down on those that smoke weed.

      So, please keep you false expectations to yourself.

    26. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my anecdotal evidence, I have found the complete opposite effect. Smoking has allowed me to be far more creative than I would be normally and has allowed me to understanding abstract architecture software designs far better than while I have been sober.

      I believe the assumption that it is an impairment is an invalid premise.
      (also, it depends on WHAT drugs you are using and your level of indulgence; some drugs impair some things, while enhance other things.. additionally, your mileage may vary)

    27. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do anything important while high = stupid.

      That doesn't meant that drugs like weed or LSD have no value for creativity or improving performance. In recent years I've found occasional use of weed some nights really makes life a lot better... more relaxed and better sleep.

      That translated into being better at my job.

    28. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well as long as that's what YOU 'expect'.

    29. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you expect that? Do you generally simply assert things without any supporting evidence whatsoever? This does not reflect well on the state of your sober mind.

    30. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by muridae · · Score: 1

      As someone who has programmed under the influence of less than recreational drugs, I disagree. I'm not going to endorse the use of narcotics for coding purposes, but if you happen to be taking them for another reason and code while taking them, they can help you out big time. For me, it was during college OO C++; doing meta programming with a ton of abstract templates and unknown data. Things that looks like if (tree->node1->leaf->data(value) >= tree->node2->leaf->data(value), only with longer variable names because the TAs want 'descriptive variables'. 80 column wasn't enough to contain a single if statement in a few of those cases, and the large amount of pain meds I was on at the time made it much simpler to look at the program and see how it all fit together. Also helped when debugging other people's code, since I didn't care about the headache I was getting by just reading it.

      As for commenting, I wrote my comments in first as I designed, then filled in with code to do what the comments claimed would happen; changing both when needed. Lost points in college classes for not always using doxygen format, but the code was always documented. Sometimes to a stupid overkill amount.

    31. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not even going to bother defending pot users [...] In fact, I won't even defend smokers in general.

      Obviously from a person who knows absolutely nothing about marijuana usage. I've been a medical user for several years and have vaporized the cannabinoids rather than combusting them (I have MS and Depression/PTSD). My lungs are very healthy, I don't bother my neighbors, I don't cough, and I am using half of what I did when I smoked recreationally in college.

      Fuck MDMA, and fuck pharmaceutical drugs. It can have significant negative life altering or life ending consequences. I've been down that path, and it did nothing but make matters worse. I only use pot for pain relief and depression/flashbacks, and it's improved my quality of life significantly.

    32. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Citation needed. I can still do good work stoned and sometimes I enjoy hobby coding stoned and the code works. If you're a heavy smoker you develop some tolerance and you learn to do things stoned.

      When I wuz a young student though, that wouldn't have been possible. I couldn't study or do anything very demanding stoned. Being stoned was being in another place entirely for me back then. Now in my 50s, I can get off my face whenever and it's not the big deal it was then. This means I don't suffer from the same choice I used to: either get stoned or concentrate, not both. Now I find I can do quite a lot stoned sometimes but I assess what's ahead of me. I know some mental tasks should still be avoided if I'm heavily stoned but that list seems to get shorter all the time.

      Heavy concentration often seems to straighten me up if I'm stoned. So if I only have a little weed at hand, I will avoid concentration.

    33. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because heavily commented code is never an unmaintainable mess...

    34. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unmaintainable code mess is like an universal constant, man. Like Planck constant or speed of light.

    35. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by cusco · · Score: 1

      I'm not a programmer, but many times have converted an idea conceived while stoned into something useful. The same with waking up in the middle of the night and knowing how to solve a problem that I had been ready to give up on. Everyone's brain works differently. My sister gets absolute panic attacks while stoned, even if nothing is going on, I can stay calm and rational in dire circumstances while having used a whole lot more than she ever tried.

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    36. Re:inpaired thinking = bad coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would expect code produced under the influence to have more bugs, less comments and generally be an unmaintainable mess.

      If your code needs comments, you're bad at programming.

  14. Impossible to Say by OG · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Those who do will of course say that it does and will provide anecdotal evidence (although I'm sure most of them have not actually performed any controlled tests to verify that claim). Most studies would indicate that drugs would not aid in many of the mental processes involved in programming, but that won't change anyone's mind, and I definitive statement can't be made until studies are done to specifically test this assertion.

    1. Re:Impossible to Say by jest3r · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Studies are being done. They seem to indicate that cannabis does have a positive influence on the subject's creative performance.

    2. Re:Impossible to Say by jeffmeden · · Score: 2

      Those who do will of course say that it does and will provide anecdotal evidence (although I'm sure most of them have not actually performed any controlled tests to verify that claim). Most studies would indicate that drugs would not aid in many of the mental processes involved in programming, but that won't change anyone's mind, and I definitive statement can't be made until studies are done to specifically test this assertion.

      Agreed, I'm comfortable enough with the understood process of "Addict rationalization" that 100% of the anecdotal evidence can be thrown out at face value. Until some start-up in Colorado offers to out-source brilliant programming to an army of potheads (with positive results) I am going to stick with the studies that are already out there.

    3. Re:Impossible to Say by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      "Studies are being done"?

      LOL! That's the oldest funding-game in the business. Keep the project "ongoing" and "more funding needed" as long as possible then jump to the next trendy belief.

      Hint: If cannabis made you creative all you need to do is run a few ordinary exams with groups of stoned/non-stoned people. It would take a week or so to figure out if stoners get better results.

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    4. Re:Impossible to Say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hint: If cannabis made you creative all you need to do is run a few ordinary exams with groups of stoned/non-stoned people. It would take a week or so to figure out if stoners get better results.

      Except that ordinary exams don't require creativity or even understanding; they just require the ability to memory random facts.

    5. Re:Impossible to Say by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      "most studies would indicate"? Like Amphetamines they give kids today so they can concentrate in school? Those kinds of drugs don't aid in mental processes involved in programming? You're right, though, that there haven't been a whole lot of studies done on competing products such as Haze (Pot strain class with amphetamine like effects). It's hard to have studies when it's illegal to do so without the government's approval and they only do so when they supply the (lock you to the couch) weed.

    6. Re:Impossible to Say by baffled · · Score: 1

      Perhaps a regimen must be devised to optimize beneficial effects of marijuana. For instance, if creativity is boosted, but memorization and familiarization are hampered, it would make sense to spend some time studying the elements of the programming problem beforehand, "preloading" the mind with the task at hand. Then smoke up, and see where your boosted creativity takes you. With an explicit list of effects from smoking marijuana, one could devise an appropriate strategy.

    7. Re:Impossible to Say by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      An foundation that borders on being pro legalization, finds that that drugs have a positive influence... that's a real big surprise.

      But I note, you don't seem to have a link to an actual study supporting your claim.

    8. Re:Impossible to Say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can chime in with another piece of anecdotal evidence, but it is in comparison with the control. Back in college I wrote my coding assignments while high. I was already an experienced programmer at that point, just getting the degree to go along with it. I find I am able to stay focused for longer periods of time when I have smoked. This holds for programming or for other tasks like mowing the lawn. My brain is more relaxed and happy to be whatever it is I am doing rather than being impatient and wanting to be doing something else. I haven't noticed more bugs during those times, but I am debugging while coding, so they are getting fixed as I go anyway, but there may be more. I do think I have more difficulties and mistakes when doing home remodeling projects after having smoked though.

    9. Re:Impossible to Say by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Here, let me do the creative thinking for you:

      Imagine you pick the exams which aren't just multiple choice/remembering of facts. There are some...

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    10. Re:Impossible to Say by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      Most studies would indicate that drugs would not aid in many of the mental processes involved in programming

      Except that stimulants help people focus, and for programming, that means productivity. Programmers need working memory (which stimulants improve), the ability to think more deeply about abstract problems (which stimulants improve), and the ability to keep working on a problem for extended periods of time (which stimulants improve). That is why coffee is so prevalent in programming and IT jobs. That is also why other stimulants are prevalent, but their legal status makes people keep quiet about them (unless they have a prescription, in which case they keep quiet so as not to invite theft).

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    11. Re:Impossible to Say by Kingofearth · · Score: 1

      So any benefit you think you gain from caffeine is just you rationalizing your addiction? Does the fact that weed and LSD are not considered to be addicting drugs mean your willing to accept their may be some validity in user's anecdotes? Besides, most people who are claiming the drugs help are talking about the creative process, coming up with ideas and designs for code, not the actual coding itself. You can come up with a real creative design while tripping, look it over once your sober to find any flaws, and then implement it sober as well (or under the influence of caffeine if you prefer).

      The arguments against the idea of drugs being helpful that I see used by those who have never done illegal drugs basically amounts to "I've always been told drugs are bad, so they can't be beneficial." I am comfortable enough with the understood process of "cognitive dissonance" that the opinions of people (in regard to this topic) who's only knowledge of drugs is what they were told by "authority figures" can be thrown out.

    12. Re:Impossible to Say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have any memory problems from long-term consistent weed usage. In fact, I just solved some recent memory problems by figuring out how to not entangle myself with constant threads of distraction in my head. My memorization/relearning capabilities have jumped a plateau higher and it certainly is not from "clearing my head." You can't make an explicit list of effects from weed because there are quite literally dozens to hundreds of active terpene, terpenoid and cannabinoid compounds that contribute to its effects. Additionally, there is the matter of the entourage effect: there is synergy within the body between psychoactive drugs such as the many found in weed.

      http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21749363

    13. Re:Impossible to Say by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I've not seen an "exam" that was designed to test for creativity.

    14. Re:Impossible to Say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about a 'creative' writing piece.

    15. Re:Impossible to Say by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Most are not judged for creativity, but on objective scales.

    16. Re:Impossible to Say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not addictive. LOL

      And your premise of "who's only knowledge of drugs is what they were told by "authority figures" can be thrown out" is pathetic; it doesn't take a very worldly person to have come into contact with enough habitual drug users to realize what they all have in common. Drugs and productivity don't mix. Roll a doobie for me.

  15. I guess we'll see by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Voters in both Washington and Colorado approved referenda that legalized marijuana for recreational use

    Valve Corporation is an American video game development and digital distribution company based in Bellevue, Washington, United States.

    If HL2:EP3 finally comes out, I guess we'll know what to thank.

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    1. Re:I guess we'll see by Krojack · · Score: 1
    2. Re:I guess we'll see by Zagnar · · Score: 1

      I guess we can expect episode 3 to be nothing but soothing colorful patterns and Shpongle music.

    3. Re:I guess we'll see by greg1104 · · Score: 1

      Mixed with periodic bad trips where oh my god THE HEADCRABS are eating me!

    4. Re:I guess we'll see by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Hmm.. could give new meaning to head crabs. And the Combine actually turn out to be interstellar DEA agents..

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    5. Re:I guess we'll see by cusco · · Score: 1

      Bungie is located in Kirkland, Washington, just a few mines north.

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  16. Too Late for Lab Trials by some+old+guy · · Score: 1

    We'll never have the materials to clinically test this theory on us 60's came-of-agers. We took them all.

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  17. Re:This Is Disgusting And Sick by GameboyRMH · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    And you probably drink alcohol or smoke cigarettes. Sad.

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  18. Don't bother with the article by pavon · · Score: 4, Informative

    In case you were tempted to RTFA, don't. You have to click through two ad-laden pages, and there really isn't any more information than in the summary.

    1. Re:Don't bother with the article by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      If you're not using Windows 8, you won't see the ads.

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    2. Re:Don't bother with the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In case you were tempted to RTFA, don't. You have to click through two ad-laden pages, and there really isn't any more information than in the summary.

      Are you new here or something?

  19. free as in speech - if you do your part by davidwr · · Score: 2

    Do a DNA sequence and publish the results under an "open" license.

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  20. You're asking the wrong question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Could it help programmers? Possibly, if you work in a high-stress environment.

    Would it improve the code? Would you want to be the guy who has to maintain code written by another developer who was high?

    Does coding while drunk result in good code? For a mentally-intensive task, why would any mind-altering substance be generally beneficial?

    1. Re:You're asking the wrong question. by wisnoskij · · Score: 3, Informative

      I have seen code produced by a drunk person before, it is ridiculous,
      You might think you can, but you cannot code drunk.

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    2. Re:You're asking the wrong question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people can and some people can't.

    3. Re:You're asking the wrong question. by infodragon · · Score: 1

      I picked up a large base of C code of a guy who would only code when he was drunk. It was the biggest mess I ever saw, except a small part that was commented, "I did this sober because it had to be fixed yesterday..."

      In his case mind altering substances helped, but he had no business coding to begin with.

      I had the misfortune of meeting one of his team mates who was consulting for the firm to "bring us up to speed." 60's throwback begins to describe him, which explained the other mass of rambling code I had to deal with. You could tell, by the names of functions and variables, when he had the munchies/giggles and it got dark when he was paranoid. Humorous to go through, terrible to maintain. Oh yea, did I mention this software was operating networks of ATMs, as in peoples money?!?

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    4. Re:You're asking the wrong question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See Balmer's Peak.
      http://xkcd.com/323/

    5. Re:You're asking the wrong question. by Kingofearth · · Score: 1

      Caffeine and Adderall are mind-altering drugs with obvious benefits for productivity. Besides, you can use a drug like weed or LSD for creativity and designing, and then review and implement that design while sober. Also, there is unofficial research going on regarding using extremely small doses of LSD as a nootropic for it's creative, uplifting, and energizing effects, but at a dose lower than required for hallucinations and motor impairment.

    6. Re:You're asking the wrong question. by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      Does coding while drunk result in good code?

      Booze also comes with hangovers, which in my case these days significantly impede my ability to think, and it takes almost a week to fully return to normal. So, if you want to be a meganerd, alcohol is at least out of the window. Can't speak for the other stuff.

    7. Re:You're asking the wrong question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ding! We have a winner.

    8. Re:You're asking the wrong question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could it help programmers? For a mentally-intensive task, why would any mind-altering substance be generally beneficial?

      Because it alters the mind. Often an additional perspective is useful and artificially creating one can pay off if you are prepared for it. Not better or worse - just a different perspective. Some drugs bring a tunnel vision focus that is like a laser. It's not sustainable but certainly, when used in moderation, repeatable.

      Yes, it is in production as well. Neat clean code (implementation of Fowler patterns) that was complemented as such.

    9. Re:You're asking the wrong question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /The Social Network/ (film) depicts Facebook founder coding Facebook prototype while drunk and using drinking games to audition prospective new hires. And, as you say, you cannot code drunk: Facebook is arguably the buggiest piece of software ever to see such widespread use.

    10. Re:You're asking the wrong question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have seen code produced by a drunk person before, it is ridiculous,
      You might think you can, but you cannot code drunk.

      Are you referring to Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook?

  21. Real experience here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    THC... sometimes for certain people. It helps me focus, and some of the best code I've done has been while stoned.

    LSD on the other hand... I can't even read the text on the screen and find it difficult just to play music on my computer. I think that after the fact it leaves one with a more holistic and empathic perspective on life, but it sure as hell can't help you at the time of being high - similarly with pretty much any other psychedelic drug (I have the term hallucinogen, because they don't really make you hallucinate, strictly speaking).

    1. Re:Real experience here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I played the best game of Q*bert in my life while on THC. Coding, not so much. It *destroyed* my ability to think about the assembly code I was working on.

      LSD is an awesome experience, but I could barely take a phone call. Coding would be out of the question. If the high didn't last so long, I might be open to taking it in order to allow me to think outside the box for awhile.

    2. Re:Real experience here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THC... sometimes for certain people. It helps me focus, and some of the best code I've done has been while stoned.

      Same here, but this is not to say it works for everyone.

      A good joint makes it easier for me to get into the flow and to visualize problem solutions.

      A lot of the code the company I am working for is relying on for years now was written during allnighters under the influence of MJ and good music. Before you ask, the code survived multiple reviews by peers and was deemed concise and elegant.

      Can't say anything about other drugs, as I have never tried them.

    3. Re:Real experience here. by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      Woah! LSD is a scary thing since it fuxors your brain and not only the pleasure centers. I dare you to complete some 90ies style shoot them up while on pot. Let's say Xenon 2. You'd propably not even get past the first worm things on level 1. Even coffee impairs my ability to conquer those.

      Why is it that everybody searches for the magical stuff one can take that makes one smarter? Smoke pot, be clever. Sit in hut, inhale smoke, speak with spirits, learn secrits of teh world. Recreational drugs are fine and dandy when they are taken for recreation. Just don't try to justify them with "They Make Me Like Superman!". It works for Asterix. But he was French and you are not.

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      20 minutes into the future
    4. Re:Real experience here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you tried LSD? It's fucking awesome. Scary, yes, under the wrong circumstances, but still fucking awesome. The sensation of touch can become a rainbow of colors and psychedelic rainbows. Patterns everywhere come alive. If you walk through a forest you will probably be able to interact with the Ents.

      As for games, I tend to think a game like Q*bert was designed for stoned people. ;-) A game requiring fast reaction times like that, or too much thinking, probably would not be good.

      No way in hell any of these substances makes one "smarter". Wiser, perhaps, both in terms of life experience - and that mind-altering substances may fundamentally change the ways you think about things.

      I wouldn't recommend overdoing them, in any case.

    5. Re:Real experience here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      LSD is an awesome experience, but I could barely take a phone call. Coding would be out of the question.

      I can't imagine coding while tripping on LSD (though I've never actually tried), but the aftereffects, the period of reflection, and the ensuing enlightenment that arises from the trip can be an enormous benefit.

      Opening your mind to new possibilities and retooling your system of perception is one of the key ingredients to creativity, and it also happens to be one of the most prominent benefits of the psychedelic experience.

      If the high didn't last so long, I might be open to taking it in order to allow me to think outside the box for awhile.

      LSD is one of the longer lasting psychedelics (6-12 h), but there are others that are shorter in duration like psilocin (3-6 h) or DMT (15-30 mins).

      Also, Ayahuasca, which is essentially an orally active DMT tea is legally available for use in certain religious ceremonies in the US (which has been upheld by the Supreme Court).

      For those interested, I'd suggest starting with Erowid, which is a nice informative resource. Browse the Experience Vault, and branch out from there.

    6. Re:Real experience here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of substances which last shorter than LSD. There are legal psychedelics available that will get you into that particular mindspace for anwhere between 15 minutes and 30 hours. I personally enjoy certain psychedelic substances that last for 2 to 4 hours, it helps me to get much deeper understanding. Something which people who have never done this class of mind-expanding drugs cannot possibly imagine.

    7. Re:Real experience here. by WebManWalking · · Score: 1

      Once upon a time, in college, I forgot I had an evening computer sciences test. I forgot because it was unusual, not because I had been smoking. So thinking my night was free, I got majorly stoned on weed (the end of my work day, so to speak). Then all of a sudden, at the last minute, I remembered I had the test. Living just off campus, I walked to the test site, which was in an auditorium. I arrived about 5 - 10 minutes late. There were about 100 other students there who had already begun the test. I got my copy of the questions, sat down and began.

      Then a very strange thing happened.

      As I read the questions, before reaching end-of-sentence, the answers formed in my mind and presented themselves to me VISUALLY as colorful 3-dimensional block letters that hovered over the test page. They kind-of bounced and danced and floated. Very amusing. The answers couldn't have come to me any way other than from my own memory and problem-solving skills, so it wasn't cheating or anything. It was just an amazingly awesome way to remember and code.

      I THOROUGHLY enjoyed taking that test. I zipped through it with ease, answering every question even faster than I could read it. Despite having arrived so late, when I went up to turn in my answers, I was only the second person in the auditorium to have finished.

      I missed only 2 questions, and they were highly debatable. The way the questions were worded, someone who actually understood the material would answer a different way from the officially-correct answer. But as a mathematics and computer-sciences major, I was used to that sort of thing. Didn't bother me much. I got the highest score of anyone taking the test, and an A.

      When I first told a stoner friend of that experience, he said "Gee, I wonder what the guy who finished before you was on."

      I was VERY surprised to see this topic on Slashdot. I had no idea that others had noticed that marijuana could so positively enhance puzzle-solving. (Let's be honest, that's what math and computer programming are all about.) I just thought I had an idiosyncratic response.

      Oh well, here's hoping there's more research, and that weed isn't reclassified as a performance-enhancing drug. I'd hate to have to hand back all my tour-de-force wins. :-)

  22. Not exactly by JeremyMorgan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But I would argue that the type of person who would try recreational drugs is also the type of person that might get into programming. Curious, risk taking and someone who doesn't want to be told what to do or fit into a mold? Yeah sounds about right.

    1. Re:Not exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I would argue that the type of person who would try recreational drugs is also the type of person that might get into programming.

      Isn't it more like that the type of person who would try to recreate drugs is the type of person that might get into programming?

    2. Re:Not exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      someone who doesn't want to [...] fit into a mold?

      How do you fit into a fungus? Is it a fungus that produces... well, "mushrooms of interest"?

    3. Re:Not exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As much as I'd like to agree with this the opposite can be said. Why bother trying to create good feelings yourself or do hard work when you can breathe this smoke and just have your body make you feel -great- for an hour or two?

    4. Re:Not exactly by Yomers · · Score: 1

      What were you smoking? Sertanly what you describe here is not MJ, more like H, and yes, people addicted to this will rarely bother. MJ, on the contrary, do not let you to escape your problems if you have any, just allow you to see your situation from another point of view and think of a new possible ways to make your life as you want it to be.

  23. Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by concealment · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Drugs do things to your brain that make you realize certain things.

    The fallacy is assuming that the only path to these realizations come through drugs.

    (It's worth mentioning that drugs have numerous downsides as well.)

    If you learn to meditate, or for those with aversion to religion to "think hard," you'll get everything you could from drugs.

    This isn't an anti-drug argument; that's for someone else's thread. It's an argument against assuming drugs can give you something that can't get another way.

    If the potential is within the mind, clearly it's the important element, not the drugs.

    1. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by newyorkdude · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I take it that by drugs, you mean mind-altering drugs. Other than that, it is obvious that drugs help. Consider caffeine. Duh. And there are a thousand others that help and are not significantly mind-altering. Let's not mix up the classes.

    2. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by newyorkdude · · Score: 1

      Even the same drug can be helpful vs. psychedelic at different doses. Consider LSD. It can help substantially in a number of ways. If low-dose LSD helps you stay off alcoholism, for example, which is entirely possible, you can now begin to have a more productive life immediately.

    3. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Caffeine is a psychoactive drug: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychoactive_drug

    4. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why spend a lifetime learning to walk on water, so you may cross the river, when the ferry only costs 5 cents.

    5. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the question didn't ask "do only recreational drugs help programmers and nothing else does".
      the question asked "do drugs help programmers". if they do, then they do. if they don't, then they don't. it doesn't matter whether meditating or religion do the same thing, because that wasn't the question that was asked.

    6. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 2

      It's worth mentioning that drugs have numerous downsides as well.

      So does the Eastern mystical woo you're selling.

    7. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by phantomfive · · Score: 0

      It seems reasonable that you could become just as clear-minded and energetic by taking care of yourself (sleep/nutrition/exercise) as you would from caffeine.

      In any case if you can't wake up in the morning without caffeine, you have a problem.

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    8. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by RCC42 · · Score: 2

      I agree with you in sentiment but wanted to point out that there is nothing inherently religious about meditation. A lot of religions have meditation as a component but a lot of religions also have specific clothing, chairs, tables, buildings and other trappings, but textiles and architecture aren't religious by nature either.

    9. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by MozeeToby · · Score: 2

      If low-dose LSD helps you stay off alcoholism, for example, which is entirely possible

      It's better than that, a single hit of LSD can seriously increase your chances of staying on the wagon for months. The fact that it isn't part of the treatment for alcoholism says more about our irrational war on drugs than it does about anything else.

    10. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who suffers from difficulty thinking properly from time to time ("brain fog") I can tell you that merely meditating is not a substitute for drugs when the underlying machinery, i.e. the brain, isn't operating flawlessly. In most people that is all the time, to some extent.

      Meditation can help clear the mind of distractions and explore ideas that are below the conciousness, but only drugs can fix or turbo charge the machine.

    11. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      If you get sick, you will most likely get better without taking any medication, but they can speed up the process a bit, in addition to reducing the symptoms.

      --
      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    12. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      Just because it seems reasonable doesn't make it true. Yes, getting plenty of sleep will put you on par or better than someone with less sleep on caffeine, that's not the question. The question should be does a person with plenty of sleep and caffeine outperform someone with plenty of sleep and no caffeine.

    13. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meditation has proven cognitive effects and benefits. I'm an atheist and I meditate. If I'm having a rough time at coding I even meditate for about 5 minutes then come back to the problem. Sometimes the problem's solution is readily apparent after such exercise. I would actually advise meditation over drugs because the negative side effects of meditation are nil (unless you get no benefit from it, then it's just wasted time), you can control the effect and all-in-all I consider it healthier for both mind and body.

    14. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by tylikcat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've done a lot of meditation (I am a chan Buddhist, live in a zen center*, and spend an awful lot of time sitting on a pillow, staring at the wall in addition to my other primary occupation of neurobiology and martial arts). I've done a smaller amount of recreational drugs (and not recently, but I'm not particularly against them).

      I think the comparison between meditative states and those acchieved through drugs is overblown. Oh, there are some overlaps - both my own experience and the literature calls out the use of psilocybin in particular as creating lasting deeply significant insights, and there are certain plenty of examples of drug experiences that in some way mimic enlightenment experiences - but I think there's actually a lot more difference. That they're so often compared might be in part a legacy of the sixties.

      Drugs are just a tool. They produce various effects, and can be used more or less (less explicitly including negative values here) usefully. As a society we've created some fairly arbitrary distinctions between drugs. I personally generally tend towards the "less is more" aesthetic... but I'm hardly an absolutist, and I think there's a lot of room for individual variation.

      * Yes, I'm using the same word in two languages - the order I belong to is of Chinese origin, and I speak Chinese, and I live in a zen hall affiliated with a lineage of Japanese extraction.

    15. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by tylikcat · · Score: 1

      As I mentioned elsewhere, the idea that meditative experiences and drug experiences are equivalent is vastly overplayed, in my experience. (Though personally, I'm not against drug use. Have fun, don't be an idiot.)

      But there's an even deeper problem with this - meditation is hardly walking on water. It's a simple thing that anyone can learn if they want to put in the time and effort - and yeah, you'll get a lot better with more time and effort, but even a small amount of time and effort can produce useful results. A better analogy might be "why learn to swim when you can use a boat?" or "why learn to walk when you can use a powered scooter?" Meditation just isn't that special.

    16. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by addie · · Score: 1

      It's sad to think that the word meditation would be so easily associated with religion; for me, it's almost the opposite. Instead of looking outward for answers provided by those powerful enough to spread their particular brand, we can look inward and find truths that make sense to us on an individual level. Meditation, or at least my personal understanding of my own practice, is a chance to step back from one's self.

      And that's exactly what a lot of drug use is about too. I've smoked a lot of pot in my time, and I've had some significant realizations and objectively good ideas. I've also fooled myself with a lot of bullshit epiphanies that become almost laughable in the light of day. Ultimately though I'm glad that I had the curiosity and maturity to expand my mind, and do so on my own terms, starting at an age where I understood the consequences.

      The trick, at least for me, has been to take lessons that I've learned from drug use and meditation, and apply those to my day to day sober life.

      In terms of the article: I'm not a programmer, I spend most of my days writing and using language. If I tried to do that under the influence, I may come up with few gems of ideas, but mostly it would be a muddy, confused mess. I'll just reserve such introspection for idea generation, not for actual work.

    17. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone always brings up the "meditation is just as good if not better than any and all drugs in every way" argument.

      I've used roughly a dozen different illegal drugs (cannabis, amphetamine, cocaine, MDMA, morphine and a bunch of hallucinogens and dissociatives) and I've also tried my hand at meditation. And by "tried my hand at" I don't just mean I once tried sitting still for ten minutes hoping for something magical to happen, I've actually made a concerted effort to meditate and I've definitely noticed some positive effects from it.

      However, anyone who says meditation is anything like LSD or cannabis has clearly not tried both meditation and LSD/cannabis. Meditation takes focused effort and only gets you so far, cannabis and LSD both affect you whether you want to or not, once you're high you're high. And even the effects of cannabis make meditation's effects pale in comparison. As for LSD, let's just say a few hundred micrograms of LSD is such a wildly different experience from meditation that I can't even begin to explain the differences (it'd be hard enough to explain the effects of LSD on its own to someone who has never used it or another hallucinogenic drug).

    18. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by LongearedBat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Meditiation is an excercise in two things... relaxation and focus (in that order). No "woo" required.

      It's a pity that so many people believe that meditation is synomymous with "woo", though I understand why that is... because the techniques are usually described together with other "interesting ideas" (yeah, "woo" is actually an appropriate word here).

      However, proper studies (do your own googling) do show that meditation is good for mental health and, in my experience, is good for training oneself to become calmer and more able to focus. (Like how excercise makes you fit, even when you're not excercising.) Very useful when making decisions and letting the mind think more freely.

      If you want a good technique for meditation then I suggest using traditional Buddhist techniques (though you're welcome to ignore Buddhist beliefs). They're the hardest to master but the most effective. Many other types of "meditation" amount to daydreaming - pleasant, possibly relaxing, but not training focus.

      And believe me, when you can really focus on a problem in your mind, the ideas begin to flow. No need for drugs to think imaginatively. But with the added bonus that clear, structured and critical thinking are maintained.

    19. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't ask if drugs are the only way to get to those realizations, only if drugs can help make them in the first place.

    20. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But does it make your code any better or does it limit your ability? Meditation is always a net positive result. You can't say the same about drugs and if you do then you're simply deluding yourself.

    21. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      Meditiation is an excercise in two things... relaxation and focus (in that order). No "woo" required.

      So why call it meditation? There are innumerable ways of relaxing and focusing ones attention on something routine and non-stressful. In fact, some of these ways are enhanced by certain drugs, which of course contradicts the quasi-religious moralizing of the OP.

    22. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOVE do things to your brain that make you realize certain things.

      The fallacy is assuming that the only path to these realizations come through LOVE.

      (It's worth mentioning that LOVE have numerous downsides as well.)

      If you learn to EAT CHOCOLATE, or for those with aversion to SUGAR to "EAT LIGHT CHOCOLATE," you'll get everything you could from LOVE.

      This isn't an anti-LOVE argument; that's for someone else's thread. It's an argument against assuming LOVE can give you something that can't get another way.

      If the potential is within the mind, clearly it's the important element, not the LOVE.

      -- = --

      This is jus for you to see how your argument is pure crap.

    23. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my experience cannabis tends to, for me, help with fairly straightforward and isolated tasks. Just writing boilerplate code or just working on a single tricky problem. Or for that matter, putting all the pieces together once they've been built. The hard part for me is context switching.

      Other substances all have their unique qualities. Never even bothered trying to code on hallucinogens, the experience is just too overwhelming. After doing LSD I've noticed that my synesthesia (grapheme-color) gets much stronger for several weeks and then slowly fades back to "normal" and in many ways it feels like my mind has been cleared of "cruft" (of course, this depends on how often I use it, in college I once dropped acid four times in as many weeks and at that point it was like I had cleared out a bit too much of the aforementioned cruft, sort of like throwing out all your old junk when moving to a new house and getting a bit carried away only to realize that a bunch of stuff you figured you'd never use again might actually be useful).

      Dissociatives are, let's say quirky. Weird things happen on dissociatives. Sometimes I've been acting fairly normal but had a completely different perception of what was going on around me than everyone else had. Other times I've been acutely aware of the fact that the entire world seemed to be upside down and messed up. Definitely not good for coding.

      Amphetamine and MDMA just make me want to party and have sex.

      Morphine made me perfectly content to stare at the wall for hours on end, I'm still not entirely sure what's supposed to be so addictive about it.

    24. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

      That's a bit like saying "why do structured workouts when I can get fit walking round the block?".

      Walking round the block or thinking about something might get you there, but a structured cardio workout or proper meditation on a regular basis will make you much fitter (physically/mentally).

      And as I said, you're welcome to take the techniques and ignore the rest. It's just a pity that it's damned hard to find courses or instructions without the religious stuff.

    25. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually caffeine can help you even then. It's a psychoactive drug that can help you think faster even when all other things are in tip top shape. It also helps athletes perform better at certain activities.

    26. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by khallow · · Score: 1

      So why call it meditation?

      Why shouldn't it be called that? "Meditate" means to reflect or contemplate (in addition to the Bhuddist/Hindu definition of meditate, which is very similar). That is what you're doing, after all.

    27. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      mind-altering drugs. Other than that, it is obvious that drugs help. Consider caffeine

      For a moment there, I thought you were saying that caffeine is not a mind altering drug.

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      Palm trees and 8
    28. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by newyorkdude · · Score: 1

      My choice of words was poor. By mind-altering, I actually meant psychedelic, not psychotropic. Thank you for the correction.

    29. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, I have to agree with you, in that you're making a statement in a form that can't be refuted without proving a negative by example. But it's a straw man argument. The question is whether certain recreational drugs can improve programmer performance -- not whether programmer performance can be improved without drugs. Of course it can. Getting a good night's sleep on a regular basis probably would beat any kind of mind enhancing drug, at least for people with poor sleep habits.

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      Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
    30. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Are you making fun of the magic underpants?

    31. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      So "reflection and contemplation" create a performance enhancing physiological and perceptual change in the brain similar to drugs? That's what the OP was claiming for meditation, because he claimed it is a suitable replacement. He could have also called it biofeedback and retained some credibility, but he didn't, he couched it mystical hand-wavy bullshit.

    32. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      And what's the answer? In my personal case I feel little affect from caffeine.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    33. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just made the same logical fallacy by saying meditation will get everything the drugs can.

      If you can get it from the drugs, why meditate?

    34. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by khallow · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess that depends on why you're taking drugs. But I wager reflection and contemplation is better for a lot of people than their drug of choice.

    35. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by strikethree · · Score: 1

      The techniques of meditation are for affecting/effecting mental tension states. Drugs affect/effect mental tension states. That is as far as the similarities between meditation and drugs go. Any other similarities are merely coincidental.

      --
      "Someone needs to talk to the tree of liberty about its ghoulish drinking problem." by ohnocitizen
    36. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I've done a lot of meditation
      I have too, but Thai Buddhist and I agree with your post, meditation and drug highs are mostly unequivocal. However many ancient cultures used drugs as part of their spiritual journey/relationship to their understanding of the world. No wonder they had "god like" experiences on Peyote, Psilocybins, Mescalin, etc.
      It is very hard in English to define what it is to stop your mind from thinking for 30 minutes or more - thinking is not the plural of thought. ;)
      Taking drugs is an altered state and there are so many biological and mental factors that can make this experience heaven or hell for humans.

      The truth is pot in the US (and by default most of the western world because of this) was made illegal by political pressure from DuPont because hemp was competing with their synthetic fibres, it was a mad scare campaign in the 30's I think and like all propaganda based on greed is full of shit!

      Making your average Mum and Dad criminals, wherever in the world, for imbibing things that do not have a lot of research on them historically is truly narrow minded, Victorian and obscene, it does cripple society. I think police everywhere are governed by anachronistic laws and it seems many of them either have chips on their shoulders, are aggro, or if they are good they end up leaving. Honestly watching cops on TV a couple of times, they can fuck right off with their Hitler complex bollox and at the same time some of them are cool, but no where near enough. In oz they stick 38s on the hips of 20 year olds...wtf?

      I'm no coder, I got post grad in digital forensics and computer and network security, certifications, I'm a muso and a degree in interior design and I'm good at it all... so not all humans fit in the proverbial box..just got one of those weird heads that loves heaps of disparate and eclectic stuff...and boy do I.

      I own an IT biz and if I employed you and you were stoned at work, you would get 3 warning the sacked and I would know. However if you can prove that your code is better when you are stoned, then I might consider it. (anything else than pot = instant dismissal..particularly the worst drugs...the legal ones eg Alcohol.)

      But if you have to work from home, as long as the code is good, I would be happy if you were.

      The other thing to remember is burning anything and imbibing it WILL give you cancer, so smoking is crap for your health.

      Moderation is the key and the best path for your mental and physical health. I know people who have smoked all their life and they function fine, but so do addicts when they have their hit to be normal. Thanks everyone some funny and informative views...lurve it!! YO from Oz.

    37. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and amphetamines = no way, although I understand they give you clarity but some of them give you crazy. Funny the US have pumped their soldiers full of them in wars for clarity and the ability to be aggressive and stay awake.

    38. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want a good technique for meditation then I suggest using traditional Buddhist techniques (though you're welcome to ignore Buddhist beliefs). They're the hardest to master but the most effective. Many other types of "meditation" amount to daydreaming - pleasant, possibly relaxing, but not training focus.

      This is exactly the path I would like to follow, learn meditation using traditional Buddhist techniques but without the religion and magick. Is it possible? Might you have any further recommendations on how to get started?

    39. Re:Logical fallacy in assuming drugs help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meditiation is an excercise in two things... relaxation and focus (in that order). No "woo" required.

      It's a pity that so many people believe that meditation is synomymous with "woo", though I understand why that is... because the techniques are usually described together with other "interesting ideas" (yeah, "woo" is actually an appropriate word here).

      However, proper studies (do your own googling) do show that meditation is good for mental health and, in my experience, is good for training oneself to become calmer and more able to focus. (Like how excercise makes you fit, even when you're not excercising.) Very useful when making decisions and letting the mind think more freely.

      If you want a good technique for meditation then I suggest using traditional Buddhist techniques (though you're welcome to ignore Buddhist beliefs). They're the hardest to master but the most effective. Many other types of "meditation" amount to daydreaming - pleasant, possibly relaxing, but not training focus.

      And believe me, when you can really focus on a problem in your mind, the ideas begin to flow. No need for drugs to think imaginatively. But with the added bonus that clear, structured and critical thinking are maintained.

      many 'yogis' and mahareshi type leaders have been outed as frauds. I think this tempers peoples enthusiasm towards meditation type practices. I have done TM and surat shabd yoga. Both the Maharishi and Sant Thakar Singh have been outed as financial frauds and sex offenders, not to mention Mutkananda and Sai Baba...Surat shabd yoga helped me thru university, so regardless of the 'leader' of the practice, one can still benefit so I'm with you on that score, but "woo" isn't the only thing which puts people off these things.

  24. No, but stoners THINK it does by crazyjj · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Had a stoner friend back in school who thought weed made him do everything better. In reality it made him do everything WORSE, but he was too stoned to realize it. Creative people think weed helps them, but it doesn't. That's just some horseshit they've convinced themselves of, as an excuse to smoke more weed.

    It's like the old idea among Wall St. types that cocaine allowed them to work harder and longer. Yeah, it does...and also work a lot dumber. Read a quote once from an old-school SNL writer from the late-70's-early 80's who said "Cocaine gives you diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain." Pretty much sums it up for most drugs.

    --
    What political party do you join when you don't like Bible-thumpers *or* hippies?
    1. Re:No, but stoners THINK it does by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      That's just some horseshit they've convinced themselves of, as an excuse to smoke more weed.

      No it's because it really makes you feel like you're doing better even if you suck. Your stoner friend was always looking at his own "achievements" through these "weed goggles."

      --
      "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
    2. Re:No, but stoners THINK it does by Triv · · Score: 4, Informative

      Your friend was doing it wrong. The intoxicant helps draw connections between things you wouldn't've necessarily thought to connect beforehand, gives you ideas, sends you off in an unexpected direction.

      The work that derives from that initial idea, the actual making stuff of it, should be done sober.

    3. Re:No, but stoners THINK it does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LSD, THE Problem Solving Psychedelic By Peter Stafford.
      http://www.druglibrary.org/schaffer/lsd/staf3.htm

    4. Re:No, but stoners THINK it does by angelasmark · · Score: 1

      As a regular smoker I actually agree. I hate seeing people smoke and shit before doing something that requires coordination, planning or thought. Drivers in CA I'm looking at you. Yes there are people who are functional enough to get by high but that doesn't mean they are "optimal" when they are doing it.

      Now there is a whole category of things I'm happy to do high. Shopping, eating junk food, watching reality TV... all great high activities... just not particularly productive in the first place.

    5. Re:No, but stoners THINK it does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I programmed my finished games stoned out of my mind... It definitely helped. Ever since I quite smoking weed I haven't made a single game since.....Because I don't normally have the patience.

    6. Re:No, but stoners THINK it does by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      So, the trick is to do something while you are doped and think it is awesome while you are doped.
      There's got to be some Dunning-Kruger in that somewhere.
      I wish people would stop doing that. Drugs don't have magical properties. They can be fun and that porpably is their only use outside of medication. Pot is NOT a harmless alternative to alcohol since prolonged abuse of both will fuxor your brain. They are drugs. Treat them as that. Know when and were to take them and learn to stay the hell away frome some of them.

      --
      20 minutes into the future
    7. Re:No, but stoners THINK it does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like how, in an effort to combat what you believe is a pseudoscientific myth, you've offered up no hard evidence or science to support your argument at all except an anecdote written by someone who worked on a sub-par comedy show 30 years ago. So to combat logical fallacy, the only tool you've used is another logical fallacy. Excellent work.

    8. Re:No, but stoners THINK it does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you're talking about is very common, but in my view you're actually both wrong. There are strains out there that will actually help you to perform better and there are those that will make you think you're performing better when the only thing that is being affected is your perception. Your friend probably has no access to a variety of strains, takes what he can get, and as a result, while he has experienced both kinds of weed, has difficulty distinguished the two. This is evident in states where medical marijuana is legal. There are your Sativa dominant "daytime" strains that will, indeed, help you to concentrate and that have an effect similar to amphetamines, there are your Indica dominant strains which will more or less lock you to the couch but are otherwise very helpful for insomina, and there are your hybrids with a range of effects covering the full gamut. The reason for this confusion is because people have been dicking with "marijuana's" genetics by combining two, almost completely different plants in terms of effects, and selling it off all under the same label: "pot". It doesn't help that a lot of people prefer the more cloudy, intoxicating "stoned" to a more clear headed "high". It's only now, with the internet and with higher quality medical strains making their rounds around the US that your average smoker is starting to know the difference.

    9. Re:No, but stoners THINK it does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your right. There are lots of irresponsible smokers out there but it doesn't mean that every strain out there impairs you in the same way (or at all). You're in Cali. Try some Super Silver Haze if you can find it. The effect is closer to amphetamines and as such, likely to enhance, rather than detract from functionality.

    10. Re:No, but stoners THINK it does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suddenly the entire plot of ID4 makes so much more sense...

    11. Re:No, but stoners THINK it does by CrashNBrn · · Score: 1
      Marijuana AND Driving, Not SO Bad After All?

      On the heels of a Ben Gurion University study showing that drivers under the influence of marijuana are less dangerous than drunk drivers, comes yet another study indicating that driving stoned might not be quite as bad as some think. Published in the Journal of Psychoactive Drugs, the Hartford Hospital/University of Iowa study titled “Sex differences in the effects of marijuana on simulated driving performance,” concludes that:

      Under the influence of marijuana, participants decreased their speed and failed to show expected practice effects during a distracted drive. No differences were found during the baseline driving segment or collision avoidance scenarios. No differences attributable to sex were observed. This study enhances the current literature by identifying distracted driving and the integration of prior experience as particularly problematic under the influence of marijuana....

      There was also an interesting experiment in the UK on Top Gear where they had similiar findings.

    12. Re:No, but stoners THINK it does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try sobering up before you spout more drivel like this.

    13. Re:No, but stoners THINK it does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smoking requires no justification nor is any needed.

      I smoke because I want to, I enjoy it, and my thoughts flow more freely while doing it.

      I believe that it makes me more creative, but then again, it's not difficult to measure my creativity by my creative output.

    14. Re:No, but stoners THINK it does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The initial drawing of connections works only for a limited time, after which it's important to to get a new head full of stuff to draw new connections. The first lot took about 18 years to gather, including the basics. So it looks like at least a decade between bouts of drug taking.

    15. Re:No, but stoners THINK it does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pot is NOT a harmless alternative to alcohol since prolonged abuse of both will fuxor your brain.

      Where'd you get that line, D.A.R.E. class in school?

    16. Re:No, but stoners THINK it does by cusco · · Score: 1

      Back in the 50s Car And Driver magazine started the testing program where drivers drove a course straight, drank an ounce of alcohol, drove it again, drank another shot, etc. to demonstrate for the public the effects of drunk driving. In the 1970s they repeated the experiment with marijuana. Drivers ranged from non-users to pot fiends, and the course was approximately the same as the one used for the alcohol test. None of the stoned drivers scored worse than when they were straight, and a couple scored slightly better. The results were so surprising to the editors that I don't believe that they ever repeated it.

      --
      "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
    17. Re:No, but stoners THINK it does by cusco · · Score: 1

      I'd add gardening, dog walking, and house painting to your list, all fairly productive activities. Not shopping, though. Nothing makes shopping fun.

      --
      "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
  25. short term gain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You end up with a short term gain and long term problems. Anyone who tells you different has not reached the other end yet.

    For example aderall lets you concentrate to a very effective degree. Until you start need to up the dose to get the same effect. Then you give up and are a wreck for it.

    Cocaine makes you spazzy.

    Codine sorts of things makes you relaxed and happy until you are full blown addicted to it.

    Caffeine makes you a 'bit spazzy' but long term you keep having to up the dose to get the same effect. Then trying to quit = massive I am going to throw up my lungs headaches.

    Weed makes you mellow. But eventually you get paranoid.

    So yes you can 'hack' your body. But remember sometimes what you do can NOT be undone.

    Don't forget, there was a substantial overlap between the wave of computer professionals who came of age in the '60s and that era's counterculture
    And there was a non significant number that did not touch it. You are trying to justify a position with spurious thinking. This is usually the words of someone who is doing something they know is stupid yet want to justify it in some way. Just man up and say 'I am doing something stupid'.

    1. Re:short term gain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weed makes you mellow. But eventually you get paranoid

      Did you ever consider that weed makes you paranoid BECAUSE it is illegal? I don't think it would make people nearly as paranoid if it were legal. And then all you have left is "mellow". Is that really a bad thing?

    2. Re:short term gain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those may be accurate but that list seems to be for abusive quantities, and shouldn't be applied to everyone.

      My wife gets upset that I can have "too much caffeine" and none at all (for a week), and she can't tell the difference in me.
      If she has ANY caffeine between 6PM to 10PM, she's awake all night.

    3. Re:short term gain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps. But I have known a number of people who are long term on it. They were for years just 'mellow'. Then slowly over time the started thinking people 'were out to get them'. Even when they were not using it. The conspiracy theories they come up with and latch onto (geeze)... These things change the way your brain works. If that is the effect you are after then yeah go ahead. But perhaps you should stop and think what you are 'hacking'. This is not like a computer where if I mess it up I can wipe it and start over...

    4. Re:short term gain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weed makes you mellow. But eventually you get paranoid

      If you had huge Federal, State and Local agencies, all armed to the teeth, with the sole purpose of finding you, seizing all of your property and throwing you in jail, you would be paranoid as well!

    5. Re:short term gain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Caffeine makes you a 'bit spazzy' but long term you keep having to up the dose to get the same effect. Then trying to quit = massive I am going to throw up my lungs headaches."

      That depends, I know as a generality that's true, but there are many exceptions. I have my one to three cups a day. If my routine changes and I miss a few days, or a week. No biggy. I drink it because I like it and I like the routine.

    6. Re:short term gain by Ryyuajnin · · Score: 0

      From person to person, reactions to mind altering substances differ greatly, and it is irrelevant to encouraging this admittance of stupidity for "Spurious Thinking". We all do stupid things that can positively impact us, it is our job as humans to establish balance in our life. Widely unenforceable laws, blame assignment, and petty attacks from your peers will always be positively harmful to society, and they need to stop. Find ways to help those with substance abuse problems, be brave, believe in them, help them succeed in their daily/lifelong battle. Further, leave the rest of the world alone; you cant help it, and it doesn't need 'saving'.

    7. Re:short term gain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that's definitely part of it but certain strains will make you paranoid anyway. I've had some Sour Diesel in Amsterdam this summer that made me a bit paranoid, not that it wasn't otherwise a fantastic smoke (probably my favorite Sativa). Diesels always tend to do that to me, though. The best mellow smoke I had there was probably Hindu Kush, which I dont' imagine in a million years could possibly make me paranoid. I had about half tobacco mix joint of that after not smoking for half a year or so and felt nothing but chill. It's nice to live a few hours train ride from Amsterdam as I don't smoke where I live.

    8. Re:short term gain by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      Weed helps people to recognize pattens. Sometimes patterns are an indicator of something, sometimes they're not. Its important to realize the distinction and some people forget that, thinking instead that weed somehow tells them the truth. It can help you with insight, yes. Give you the truth... no. If it did that everybody who smoked would believe the same conspiracy theory. Part of what also might have happened to your friends had to do with the dealer switching strains on them to one more prone to paranoia. As to your claim pot causes permanent changes -- there is no evidence of that. Never has been. If they stop smoking or come to the realization on their own that possibilities != truth, they'll be fine.

    9. Re:short term gain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was merely calling him out on it. Look you are going to do something stupid, fine... But to make the age old excuse 'someone else did it so therefore I can' is 'spurious thinking'. It is using an excuse to justify doing something you think is wrong but want to do it anyway. It is the thing people use to self delude themselves into thinking 'I am always having bad luck in life'. Well no kidding it is because you make bad decisions and use stupid excuses to back them up. Children use the excuse of 'my friends are...'

      Part of getting rid of the stigma of drugs is to remove the halo of 'its ok because'. Drugs can be a wonderful thing. But people who use excuses to use them are on a path to a very dark place. Eventually it becomes "i need this to get on with my day". I have heard all the dumb excuses but I rarely hear "I am a dumbass for screwing up my own life".

      I have also heard about how 'it will not happen to me'. Its again 'spurious thinking'. You dont wake up one day saying I am going to get addicted to something. You wake up one day and find out you really DO "need this to get on with my day". At that point you have changed your brain chemistry enough that you are screwed and it will take a long time to fix (if you care to do that, in some cases you cant).

      I am sure the rest of this page is full of all those people who 'I can because I am somehow different than the rest'. Every single hard core drug user was there. It is a *very* short path. I have known enough people who kerflushed their lives, for me to know better than to believe the excuses told by them. The 'sorta users' encourage it as they just want to get a buzz for a few hours and they are good. But they encourage the hard core even more. The other favorite 'spurious thinking' lie? "alcohol kills more than any other drug". Yeah and? That somehow makes your drug of choice right?

      Addiction is a road of a thousand white lies. I was being nice calling "spurious thinking".

      Also before you get to twisted in what I am saying not once did I say any of this should be illegal (in fact I want it 100% legal for different reasons than you probably think). That leads to an underground culture of abuse, of which we have a large group of. I am saying stop with the lies. Be honest with yourself why you take drugs. You want to get a buzz. Its why I have a couple highballs once and awhile not because they taste all that good... Every single addict I have ever met always told me the same thing "i jus wana get high". That I believe.

    10. Re:short term gain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weed makes you paranoid? I wonder where that is from. Perhaps it's the black market and the paranoia that results from being persecuted if found? No, it'd never be that.

      In other news, being homosexual in Iran makes you fearful of the morality police.

    11. Re:short term gain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When does the paranoia kick in? Because I've been smoking daily for years and I feel pretty damn confident and not fearless but able to put my fears in their proper places. People keep generalizing about complex substances (weed is NOT one drug, or two, or three) from their own personal perspective. That's ludicrous. I am calmer and happier and more patient. Not having weed would be like adding caffeine -- agitation, and gratuitous agitation at that. But who knows, maybe after a decade of regular smoking, I will go insane tomorrow because of my weed usage! Exciting!

    12. Re:short term gain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who told you weed makes you parinoid?

      WHO TOLD YOU I KNEW IT I KNEW IT

    13. Re:short term gain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did this "mainstream thinking" type nonsense get modded 'insightful'?

      Sounds like someone is quoting a brochure....

    14. Re:short term gain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to get paranoid when I smoked weed. The more I smoked it, the less paranoid I got. Now I don't get paranoid at all.

      And where's alcohol on your list?

      Additionally your last line about doing something stupid shows a serious lack of an open mind. Looks like you're one of those people who blindly trusted the friendly DARE man. LSD might be good for you.

    15. Re:short term gain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Weed makes you mellow. But eventually you get paranoid."

      Really? 1.5 oz/month for years on end and I haven't experienced this affect. When does it kick in?

      Paranoia with weed has nothing to do with psychotropic effects and everything to do with people who are worried about getting caught.

  26. Grants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will gladly participate in this study should anyone procure the proper lab materials.

  27. Remember Windows ME? (Obligatory XKCD) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Ballmer Peak:
    http://xkcd.com/323/

  28. Ballmer peak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kind of obligated reference : http://xkcd.com/323/

  29. My Programming Stack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1500mg Test-E EOD, 25mg Deca, 15mg Winny.

  30. Maybe, maybe not by davidwr · · Score: 2

    I don't know those states' referendum laws, but in some states, the legislature cannot, on its own, override a referendum.

    The feds can make the voters WISH they'd voted another way by hitting them in the pocketbook, but it may take a full run of the referendum process to roll back these new laws.

    --
    Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
  31. More ideas by imurd3r3r · · Score: 1

    I've smoked pot and explored ideas relating to my highly technical job that I feel I wouldn't have otherwise. I drew up elaborate diagrams, worked through highly difficult mathematics to express ideas and actually develop reliable hardware that is still being used by a specialized technical department to train and use in the field. My company employs over 10,000 people. I had a stint of pot smoking for about a year, but quit because I fear losing my job, but in the time that I did, I would venture to say I was more productive than I am now.

  32. Eh it all comes down to moderation by areusche · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As with anything, moderation is key. As I remember from my college days there are a few times where I got so out of it I was couched locked and did not want to do anything.

    The typical drug war debate aside, I personally wouldn't toke up every time I had to program. I know how it affects me and sometimes being sober for work is a good thing. Just keep it simple and enjoy it as a treat when your work is done. Just like one would treat alcohol.

    The body compensates to anything one throws at it to make up for the temporary gains. It's a zero sum gain sadly. Just enjoy it as a treat or treatment if you really need it for a disease/disability.

    1. Re:Eh it all comes down to moderation by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      The body compensates to anything one throws at it to make up for the temporary gains. It's a zero sum gain sadly.

      That is a very strong assertion with very little real research to support. There is absolutely no reason to think the human body is at it's biochemical optimum, even if you could define what that biochemical optimum might be.

    2. Re:Eh it all comes down to moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The next part of this debate will be that some people are sure they work better high, and want to protect their "right" to be stoned at work.

    3. Re:Eh it all comes down to moderation by schlachter · · Score: 1

      Will Google and Apple supply it along with their other campus freebies? :)

      --
      My God can beat up your God. Just kidding...don't take offense. I know there's no God.
    4. Re:Eh it all comes down to moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The body compensates to anything one throws at it to make up for the temporary gains. It's a zero sum gain sadly.

      Even if that was true (it's not), that would only matter if you spent every moment programming. Otherwise you could apply the temporary gains from a substance to the time you expect to be productive and then deal with the consequences when you're not working. People do this every day...there's a reason most workplaces have free coffee!

      I don't think there's a question that some drugs help programmers...programming benefits a lot from focus and there are drugs that have a marked effect on the ability to focus (Adderall, Ritalin, Cocaine, Speed, etc.)

      The question here is about specific classes of drugs...pot, acid and other hallucinogens. And it seems to me a pretty pointless discussion since those drugs affect people in very different ways. Pot puts me to sleep, so it would be a terrible programming aid for me. But I have friends who can barely focus long enough to string together a single sentence when they're not stoned and, for them, it's very difficult to program when not high. Since the range of reactions to these drugs is so wide, the answer the question of whether it's a good programming aid is almost certainly that it depends on the type of reaction you get from the drug.

  33. Re:This Is Disgusting And Sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And you're probably a lazy sack who gets baked and writes circular Ruby on Rails apps.

    See what i did there?

  34. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is just like with car drivers under light intoxication: the impression to be better is not the same as being better, and the false impression hurts the results additionally.

    Productivity might improve with performance-enhancing drugs, like cocaine, caffeine, amphetamines. But that is not the same as "quality". Heavy abuse of pot is linked to deterioration of analytical capabilities and personality. That's not to say that an occasional shake on the old brain cells might not deliver new ideas, it is just the old problem of keeping it occasional.

    1. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With the amount of evidences that shows it hurt productivity, I'm not sure why anyone thinks thins is a controversy.

      Have these people ever worked with stoned people?

      The funny part is even you cannot answer your own question accurately. How the hell do you know for a fact if you have or have not worked with someone stoned who was actually rather brilliant? Would it shock you to find out after the fact? You would probably be surprised at the number of professional potheads out there that you work with every day.

      As far as productivity, that all depends on the individual. Weed makes people lazy in the same way the fork makes someone fat, so lets learn to blame the right thing here.

    2. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sensationalism at its finest.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge's_law_of_headlines

      Sorry for moderating this troll, touchpad fail.

    3. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      obvious karma grab; stop modding this shit up. we've all seen it before a million times now, and the editors obviously don't give a shit.

  35. Question is meaningless by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    Over a population, certain individuals will likely benefit from almost anything. Drawing conclusions for the population will be impossible and doing so will produce errors.

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    My God, it's Full of Source!
    OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
  36. Yeah by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 1

    Of course it does. But then it takes hundreds of times as long to remove all the extra bugs written in.

  37. Only in their own mind by petes_PoV · · Score: 1

    A lot of people think they perform better, or are more attractive, or that other people are more attractive (an affliction known as beer goggles) when under the influence of something. All that happens in fact is that their judgement is impaired. There's no reason to think that the application of other mood/mind altering substances: dope, caffeine etc. would improve a mental performance more than it would cloud their judgement. They may well think it improves their programming skills, but that's just another case of poor judgement.

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    1. Re:Only in their own mind by pla · · Score: 1

      The military (not just the US) has done countless studies on the performance enhancing effects of amphetamines. They wouldn't have then adopted policies of giving speed out like candy in combat situations if it impaired performance more than they helped it.

      As for hallucinogens, realize that we have two different ideas under discussion here - The "active" effects of taking the drug, and the longer term effects (ie, performance some time after coming down). Not many people will claim they can code well on acid; but does it help someone grasp an algorithm in new and useful ways, by having a frame of reference for tangibly experiencing (if not literally "seeing") other abstractions?

    2. Re:Only in their own mind by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      It's also well known that certain drugs increase creativity, so by the intersection of our unsupported folk wisdom, we can only conclude that drugs make you write brilliant code and sleep with fat chicks.

      But this is Slashdot, so drugs have no adverse affect at all.

  38. Neckbeards. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've always drawn a fine line between "neckbeards" and "hippies."

    The line has always been something like: "hippies do recreational drugs and talk about how enlightening it is, but neckbeards do recreational drugs and actually become enlightened."

    Pretty much goes without saying, without weirdo outliers and queers the world would be a pretty boring and primitive place.

  39. MDXX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had to go to work the day after an Event with MDMA in my system still, found myself with certain music able to submerse myself in the environment and focus on what I needed to accomplish.

  40. Not with programming, but with other hobbies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I use a vaporizer I can code, but if I smoke I can't at all. It doesn't help me, it just makes it hard to concentrate. On the other hand, I do smoke fairly often and I work for one of the best contracting firms in the U.S (based in Boulder, CO).

    It does help me tremendously when I draw, play guitar or exercise. Helps me relax (mind and muscles) after a few days of the stress building up (usually around Wednesday for me).

    Also a huge help when doing any type of biology or physics.

  41. computers and drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course psychedelics are extremely helpful for all types of creative thinking. That being said, there needs to be a foundation to work with. There needs to be "demons" i.e. patterns of experience coded into the brain, which will form the substrate,if you will for creative breakthroughs, which means learning and hard work at whatever art or craft the person is focused. Psychedelics can be a major boost.

  42. You forget we're on Slashdot? by AdamStarks · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, I got this.

  43. Obligatory... Family Guy? by Revotron · · Score: 1
  44. Correlation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of making a correlation between drug use and good programming, the question should be if the people who come up with the creative solutions to unique problems (good coders) also have a predilection towards using mind altering substances or just in participating in activities that go against the grain of what is today our norm in society.
     

  45. Unlikely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've worked in the Seattle area for a bit over a decade and voted to approve the new legislation involving marijuana.

    I'm not aware of any of my co-workers during the last ten years who did drugs. Most of them excercise regularly, try to eat a healthy diet, and have a number of physical and intellectual pursuits, and a very involved family life. I can't say that they don't use marijuana, but it seems unlikely they would use it on a regular basis given the negative impact it has.

    I voted to approve it because while I think using recreational drugs is a very risky and unwise choice, making them illegal has not helped people make better choices. I feel the 'War on Drugs' is a failure (and I'm tired of everything being a 'War') and want us as a society to move onto a new experiment.

  46. Dealing with Management by micron · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Recreational drugs serve more as a device to cope with Management than they do for any other aspects of developing code.

    1. Re:Dealing with Management by slacka · · Score: 1

      Recreational drugs serve more as a device to cope with Management than they do for any other aspects of developing code.

      This reminds me of one of my roommates in college, who never took or needed to take any drugs. He was top of our class, dual majoring in Astrophysics and Quantum Mechanics at an Ivy League school. One day I saw him lying in his bed throwing torn papers in the air, while laughing like something out of American Beauty. When I asked what's up, he continued and said something about the elegant beauty of the laws that govern our universe. By the end of the semester, episodes like this didn't even faze me.

      Back in the stone ages or dark ages, I’m not sure this kind of mental state was good for survival, let alone his ancestor's reproductive opportunities.

    2. Re:Dealing with Management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Recreational drugs let you get high to write code for the "clouds"!
      It probably has a hand in selling "cloud" solutions to companies.

    3. Re:Dealing with Management by schlachter · · Score: 1

      Ha, for doing this the goal should get management high and laid back. Treat the problem at the source.

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  47. Anecdotal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Posting anon for obvious reasons.. I use pot recreationally (not everyday or anything), and although I wouldn't say it particularly helps me code, it does help me find good solutions to problems I am stuck on. So, often, I've used it and then put some time and effort into thinking about a problem I'm having, and it helps me think in a different way.

    But, I guess YMMV.

  48. Chemicals get you around tough and/or boring jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been a professional programmer for 21 years, and I'll admit I've written some of my best code in the middle of the night, fueled by caffeine and alcohol.

  49. hi by phantomfive · · Score: 1
    Here's the expanded question:

    In the end, I think the main question really is, can the use of “mind expanding” drugs (hallucinogens) help programmers to “think outside the box” and come up with more solutions (or more creative solutions) to difficult problems?

    And really, by now, it is extremely rare that I have to think outside the box. 99.9% of what I program is a combination of things I've done before, or learning how someone else's API works. Coming up with a new algorithm is rare.

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    "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  50. But Brain, where ya gonna get... by pla · · Score: 1

    Interesting idea, but one problem...

    Where the hell would you find any drug-free programmers to use as a control group?

    I suppose you group them into tweakers (stimulant users) vs psychonauts (hallucinogen users), using the FDA's standard "best known therapy as the control" protocols...

    1. Re:But Brain, where ya gonna get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a surprising number of Mormon programmers.

  51. Wrong priority by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Drugs and alcohol didn't improve my output, rather I'd say it and getting older slightly reduced my productivity. On the other hand I'm no longer a lone hypertense wreck that was convinced I'd end up either killing myself and/or lots of people before the age of 30.

  52. No. by Kinthelt · · Score: 2
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  53. Re:This Is Disgusting And Sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No I don't, how in the world did you reach that conclusion having no information about me? I thought so. I just destroyed you.

    Checkmate.

  54. Obligatory xkcd by TennCasey · · Score: 4, Funny
  55. Back to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Guru Meditation ?

    I have dealt with stoned programmers on the work-site, beside some funny weird behavior they constantly forgot to properly end statements in their code.
    But much fun getting them to debug after they sobered up.

  56. Every stoner thinks they are geniuses when stoned. by MEC2 · · Score: 2

    Every stoner thinks they are geniuses when stoned. Even geniuses. I famously recall Carl Sagan commenting on his and his wife's drug use and how he felt his writing process was more elucidated while high on marijuana.

    Of course, every stoner thinks they are Carl Sagan when high. "Man, l can like totally see it now, it's like, there are like billions and billions... served at this McDonalds..."

  57. Merit is it's own virtue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about this: Good programmers are good programmers because they're talented. Whether or not they use drugs or alcohol probably doesn't have much effect on that. Other than, perhaps it allows them to sit in one place for a long period of time and not be concerned with other things that would drag them away from the task. Relaxing helps lots of things, but it's also occasionally counter-productive. Pros and cons exist in every scenario. Can we stop looking for justification for recreational drug use? I personally don't have a problem with mary jane, even though I don't use it myself. What baffles me is that, "I want to" never seems to be enough justification for doing so. If you like recreational drugs and you can use them without destroying your life, and the lives of those who depend on you then, "I like it" is justification enough for me; it should be for the person actually using them as well.

  58. Evolution by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    They very well might improve imagination, but for serious scientific tasks no.
    Some might keep you awake, and improve your typing speed, but they will also have you making more mistakes (and have you suffering longitudinal problems from lack of sleep).

    If there was a way for out current body/brain structure to be improved with just a little stimulation then evolution would of picked up on that missing feature a long time ago.

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    1. Re:Evolution by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Fixing bad mod, should be insightful

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  59. Re:This Is Disgusting And Sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You make bizarre assumptions, and state them as fact.

  60. My predecessor was stoned. Smoke AFTER work by raymorris · · Score: 1

    I'm fairly certain my predecessor was stoned or tripping acid when he wrote the code I have to maintain and I have no doubt he THOUGHT he was writing good code. Code is basically logic, math. Logic and drugs don't go together. Please get high AFTER work, not while coding.

  61. No. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    With the amount of evidences that shows it hurt productivity, I'm not sure why anyone thinks thins is a controversy.

    Have these people ever worked with stoned people?

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  62. Re:This Is Disgusting And Sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People like you are the reason why you have many co-workers who smoke pot every day but don't tell you about it.

  63. Steve Jobs by theangrypeon · · Score: 1

    Discussion over.

    1. Re:Steve Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I might be wrong, but I assume he didn't actually code. Same with Bill Gates. (Except at the beginning of the company). Get other brighter programmers to do it and focus on company strategy and high-level innovation.

    2. Re:Steve Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Carl Sagan, even greater.

    3. Re:Steve Jobs by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Once companies get large, of course the CEO doesn't spend his time coding, no matter how good a coder he is. For instance, I'd highly doubt that Larry and Sergei spend any significant time coding right now, even though they're both very capable programmers (according to a guy who was studying with them at Stanford). Steve Jobs was no slouch at technical work back when he was at Atari (although he definitely knew that Woz was better). And Bill Gates is by all accounts a good developer and even better architect.

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  64. -8 IQ Points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would think more IQ points == better programmer.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/aug/27/cannabis-damaging-under-18s-study

  65. Confidence Boosters by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    Well if you take a drug that boosts your confidence, you will think you just wrote the best code of your life.

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    Troll is not a replacement for I disagree.
  66. Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Posting AC for obvious reasons, but I've got my two cents to add about pot use.
    Used responsibly, I've found it to be intensely therapeutic and life improving. (Responsible meaning don't get blazed every day, don't got to work/school stoned, don't make a jackass of yourself in public stoned. Just treat it like alcohol and you'll be fine)
    While the experience itself fun and relaxing, I've noticed a huge reduction in the social anxiety I've suffered with all my life. It's vastly improved my personal life and my productivity at work. I've gotten praise from all of my bosses about my "improved communication skills". (I used to have a huge problem with that annoying geek superiority complex)
    I don't know if it's a result of the rather deep internal reflection during meditative state it puts me in, or the lingering effects of cannabanoid accumulation. (They linger in your system for a good 22ish days) But I imbibe very infrequently and still gain the positive benefits for weeks afterward.

    And that's about it. I'm not sick, or in pain. I just do it for fun. The life improving aspects were simply a nice side effect.

  67. 100 years of brainwashing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a large amount of research showing that THC can heighten ones ability to focus as well as problem/puzzle solve. Of course anyone posting with comments including the word "druggie" and "stoners" already has their blinders on so this research won't matter to them, they of course already know better. Enjoy you cigarettes and alcohol, they are the only morally acceptable drugs anyway.

  68. Re:This Is Disgusting And Sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And you need to troll better.

  69. it might help with the problem, not the coding. by Pirulo · · Score: 1

    Sometimes when I go to long thinking on a problem, I stop and have a beer or a glass of wine, a bit after that, the brains changes the way it thinks about the problem. Often times this brings a better/faster abstract solution and worst/buggier code.

  70. Bzz sterpids improve muscle, LSD = yellow submarin by raymorris · · Score: 1

    Steroids improve athletic performance. LSD increases ridiculousness (yellow submarine, anyone?) sober helps logic (programming) Sure there will be a few exceptions to any rule, but the rule is still valid.

  71. No, use alcohol instead by loufoque · · Score: 1

    Fucking up your liver is ok, fucking up your brain is not.

    1. Re:No, use alcohol instead by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      Also, being addicted to caffeine is a sign of a good worker.

      --
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    2. Re:No, use alcohol instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alcohol is just as bad for your brain as THC.

      Now, I don't have the source for this but I do remember seeing some comparative study of how common psychosis was with alcoholics and and heavy cannabis users in some city in southern Sweden and according to the psychologist who put the study together alcoholics were actually more likely to experience psychotic episodes than the cannabis users.

    3. Re:No, use alcohol instead by Zagnar · · Score: 1

      Sorry, friend. Alcohol wrecks both. You can see it in long time alcoholics, they're slower, make worse decisions and are generally more aggressive. Long time potheads are sometimes lazier but generally more pleasant to be around.

      But don't take my word for it. http://phys.org/news157280425.html

    4. Re:No, use alcohol instead by CrashNBrn · · Score: 1

      Hilarious. Alcohol is not only bad for your liver it's bad for your brain too. Alcohol kills your brain cells.

      Interesting that no one here appears to be aware that the brain is created with THC.
      Marijuana-Like Chemicals Guide Fetal Brain Cells: Scientific American

      There are also significant studies showing benefits for Alzheimers (yes, imagine that - the disease that causes you to lose your mind/memory, helped by weed)
      Research Reveals Medical Marijuana Has Benefits For Alzheimer's

      Many other diseases have been shown to have their symptoms almost immediately lessened or completely abated from marijuana use: Depression, Schizophrenia, Chronic Pain Syndrome, among many others.

      Can it make a better programmer? Possibly, depends on the programmer and the type of marijuana - of which there is basically an infinite variety - since it is so easily crossbred.
      One of the effects of some types of marijuana is enhanced thought, as it is activating all the THC receptors in the brain (you know those things that developed the neural network that your brain functions with). Marijuana can speed the thought process, wherein instead of logically stepping through logical steps of A to B to C to D, your brain instead is able to almost time-warp from A directly to D.

      Marijuana has also been shown to help people focus on a task - especially creative tasks like music, writing, or yes - even programming.

      If all you know about Marijuana is what you've seen in the Movies or the pot-heads from high-school, then you don't know much.

    5. Re:No, use alcohol instead by loufoque · · Score: 0

      People don't care about whatever justification potheads will come up with. Weed smells and it is lame. Alcohol is social, elegant and tasteful. Get over it.

    6. Re:No, use alcohol instead by Kingofearth · · Score: 1

      Alcohol is neurotoxic, cannabinoids are not.

    7. Re:No, use alcohol instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you arguing that alcohol doesn't affect your neurological processes?

  72. Hellz Yeah. by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Funny

    When I was on the Windows 8 UI development team, we all were taking Meth and PCP daily. And look at the wonderful and innovative design we came up with!

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  73. Drugs do make better programmers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A good programmer is someone who solves a problem in a cost effective way. Potheads almost necessarily have poor judgement and they are not serious negotiators. Even better, some of them have criminal records that make them cost peanuts to hire.

    I think more programmers should use drugs because it makes them cheaper. Any loss of intelligence is at a level where the marginal returns on their extra skill had diminished long ago anyway. If I want elegant code, I can hire a bunch of stoners to hack something together for very little, then give it to one sharp rock star to refactor. I can even tell the rock star that I'm not going to pay him his super-rate because I've got a room full of programmers who work for half.

    So glad these ballot initiatives passed.

  74. Re:This Is Disgusting And Sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No I don't

    Oh, well, our mistake. Next time we'll be sure to indicate that it's just a bloody example of popular, socially-acceptable vices, and is in no way limited to the few listed.

    how in the world did you reach that conclusion having no information about me?

    Because as previously stated, it was merely a small sample of popular, socially-acceptable vices. We all have our vices, and the point GP was trying to get across is that people wish to demonize the vices of others, while maintaining their own.

    I just destroyed you.

    Checkmate.

    I lol'd.

  75. problem solving, yes. Coding no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to sit down, smoke some pot, and think about programming problems. I would draw diagrams and write down ideas. Afterwards, most of them turned out to be crap. But some had merit.

    Coding while high, however, did not work for me. To hard to focus.

  76. Does women's liberation help programmers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget, there was a substantial overlap between the wave of computer professionals who came of age in the '60s and that era's women's liberation movement.

  77. No, you're asking the wrong question. by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

    Would you want to be the guy who has to maintain code written by another developer who was high?

    Alcohol is legal. How many programmers go to work shitface drunk?

    You should ask instead, do you want to be the guy who maintains code written by another developer who uses recreational drugs in the privacy of their own home?

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  78. The stress... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The stress kills me.
    Need to have time to forget what looms...

    aa

  79. No by Chemisor · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is your code:

    int factorial (int n)
    {
        int r = 1;
        for (int i = 1; i < n; ++i)
            r *= i;
        return (r);
    }

    This is your code on drugs:

    f(int n){int i=n,r;l:r=(i!=n?r*i:unix);if (--i)goto l;return (r);}

    Any questions?

    1. Re:No by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      Any questions?

      So drugs help you use fewer lines & less whitespace? Awesome!

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    2. Re:No by Chemisor · · Score: 3, Funny

      So drugs help you use fewer lines & less whitespace? Awesome!

      And so you prove my point by failing to notice the bug. Lay off the drugs, man!

    3. Re:No by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      And so you prove my point by failing to notice the bug. Lay off the drugs, man!

      I was going for "funny", quit being such a buzz-kill! :-P

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    4. Re:No by gQuigs · · Score: 1

      So drugs help you use fewer lines & less whitespace? Awesome!

      And so you prove my point by failing to notice the bug. Lay off the drugs, man!

      But which one required more creativity to write?

    5. Re:No by ddd0004 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I always thought that minified javascript was run through a minification program to do that, but it was actually being handwritten by Cheech & Chong.

    6. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      r is uninitialized, and unix is an undefined symbol. that's not a bug, it's a brainfart, weed or not. it's also nearly illegible.

      also, both versions fail to verify the input is a positive integer.

    7. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For non-positive non-integers and positive real numbers, there's the Gamma function.

    8. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does it even compile? You have a random word 'unix' right in the middle there

    9. Re:No by godrik · · Score: 1

      error on line 1: 'unix' is not defined

    10. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any questions?

      Where are the cheetos, man?

    11. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... optimized tail recursion, or the closest thing you can get in C? I'd call that a win for drugs.

    12. Re:No by Chemisor · · Score: 1

      To you, and all the other complainers about "unix", all I have to say is: get off my lawn!

    13. Re:No by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter that it's undefined before getting set by the result of the comparator.
      I'm more concerned that "unix" is undeclared as anything. It just sort of shows up in the unneeded ternary operator. It doesn't even get optimized out because n can be input as zero, in which case it gets called on the initial pass. Of course, stoned or sober, Chemisor doesn't validate his input and chokes on negatives.

      Spotted all this while hopped up on caffeine as usual, but after having a conniption fit when I saw the goto statement and the label.

    14. Re:No by InsectOverlord · · Score: 1

      No, it also gives you a nostalgia for goto statements.

    15. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I noticed the bug immediately. I probably wouldn't have without pot, as I would've just assumed it was correct. I make no assumptions while high.

    16. Re:No by CrazyBusError · · Score: 1

      Sure, what's wrong with recursion?

      int factorial( int n )
      {
      return (n > 1)? n * factorial( n - 1 ) : n ;
      }


      Either high or sober, that's what I'd have gone for. That aside, I think it's fairly obvious that the mantra would be 'design high, code sober'...

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  80. There is a case for rigorlesness by Peter+(Professor)+Fo · · Score: 2

    There is a trade-off between getting each step right first time by absolute concentration eg. coding, and wasting time exploring the solution-space at the speed of an ant. A lot of programming involves juggling eggs and a mind trained not to drop stitches is required. On the other-hand you can't cross a ditch with lots of tiny steps no mater how small you make them - you need to jump. SOME way of letting 'what the heck' out of the bottle can be a very useful mind tool for minds that are trained to analyse and check everything. Chemical means is one, requirement not to be a 'total nerd' in public another. You could try serious habit-forming methods but cider is more fun -- is there something wrong with that?

  81. most of us are subject to drug tests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to pass a drug test to get a job. I rarely have to take another one after I start, but you never know when you will be laid off. You have to be crazy to do illegal drugs. If you can't pass a drug test, you don't get the job. I have had to do this at several places.

    1. Re:most of us are subject to drug tests by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      I have walked out of interviews when they said they required a drug test. I simply will not work for someoen who thinks they can control what i do in my spare time. These decisions have cost me some fortune, but i have a vault full of self-respect.

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    2. Re:most of us are subject to drug tests by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      Or you can go & figure out how to cheat a UA silly. I'd have more respect for you then. UAs ask the question: can we hire you as a reliable employee & if you are clean you can pass and then it's back up in the air lol, but if you can't pass and aren't resourceful enough to figure out how to cheat, I wouldn't hire you, or anybody for that matter. It's exactly the kind of employee UAs are designed to keep out.

  82. As maths know... by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    don't drink and derive.

  83. Re:This Is Disgusting And Sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Funny thing about destructive/disgusting tendencies: you are not the sole arbiter of morality. Making your declarations as if from on high (if only) just shows your authoritarian nature. The "destructive/disgusting" tendencies are excesses which you will not find me supporting. But moderate use which does not endanger the lives of others - how could you be against that in any form? Your personal morality is just that: a conscious decision on your part to follow dictums which you agree with. Liberty is being able to follow your own moral compass and freedom means not having that liberty infringed upon. When you deny liberty then you deny your own.

  84. Does sex help programmers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget, there was a substantial overlap between the wave of computer professionals who came of age in the '60s and that era's sexual revolution movement.

    1. Re:Does sex help programmers? by imikem · · Score: 1

      There are no data points to refer to here.

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    2. Re:Does sex help programmers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think sex doesn't help either -- unless perhaps it is regular(ish) and your body has got used to the required rate of production. Don't they say that semen has similar constituents to one of the brain fluids? I know it can wipe me out. Or am I doing it wrong? ;-)

  85. Nope, it doesn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is mindless conjecture from the pro-drug movement that wants every man, woman, and child to be high.

    I've been in the biz for 13 years and have had co-workers who used drugs, and in every case they were unstable, unpredictable, and poor at what they did. Why? Because getting high was more important than anything, their hygiene, their job, etc. Drugs were the priority and the job was secondary. Not one of them functioned better while high, and it's ridiculous to think that impairing yourself could improve the way you program.

    Guess what drug users did their best work? The ones that got cleaned up. This applies to the drunkards too, I'm certainly not going to defend them.

    1. Re:Nope, it doesn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just described people with mental illness, not drug users. I assure you, you have worked with many regular users of recreational drugs, but since you falsely expect them to be low-lives, they were under your radar.

      Why would responsible drug users announce their habits to the potentially naive and intolerant?

    2. Re:Nope, it doesn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that this is mindless conjecture. Everything else you wrote is stupid. The point of this mindless conjecture is to attract clicks. It has nothing to do with pro-drug people that want everyone to be high (those people are called drug dealers).

      Anyone who uses the terms 'drugs' and 'drug users' as a blanket statements don't know what the fuck they're talking about. Any of your coworkers that are freakishly productive are probably on some sort of amphetamine. You can get prescribed them by going to a doctor and saying, "I have trouble concentrating."

      You make it sound like you work with a bunch of crackheads and heroin junkies. If that's the case, that's an HR problem.

      It's pretty pathetic when you're too much of a dork even for /. Fucking square.

  86. after i finish thi perl script by posthxc1982 · · Score: 0

    and i stop tripping

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    After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands. Friedrich Nietzsche
  87. Re:LSD and Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you seen the color scheme for Surface? That has "bad trip" written all over it.

  88. Perhaps by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    But they sure wont help you keep your job if HR finds out about it.

  89. writers and alcohol by mbaGeek · · Score: 1

    This same question gets asked about writers and alcohol.

    the question will be stated something like: There have been many incredibly talented writers who also abused alcohol (Hemingway immediately comes to mind - but there is there is a large sample size). Did alcohol make them better writers? Will alcohol make you a better writer?

    The popular answer is: "The genius that made them great writers probably contributed to thier drinking, but drinking didn't make them great writers."

    Drinking might make people think they are great writers, but simply being a drunk won't improve your writing. the cliche "correlation doesn't imply causality" applies.

    Many great programmers may have also used recreational drugs - but recreational drugs didn't make them great programmers.

    in both writing and coding there is a lot of hard work involved to become (and stay) "good" at your craft - and addiction (to anything) will interfere.

    But remember: Mr Garrison says drugs are bad.

    So just say no.

    This is your brain: this is your brain on /.

    Follow your dreams, but stay in school.

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  90. Anecdote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, I'm posting anonymously, all the pot has made me paranoid!

    No seriously, long programming career here, so here's my anecdotal evidence.

    Smoked on the way to work and at lunch time for years and years.

    It gave me motivation because I enjoyed my work more, and no one has every complained about the clarity of my code, in fact the opposite.

    As I've aged, I've slowed down on pot use and no longer feel as inspired as I once did.

  91. Cannabinoids in the brain wipe bad memories by j-stroy · · Score: 1

    It seems that class of molecules has a natural function in the brain, to ease or wipe bad memories. Coding is stressful and honestly if you remember every single detail all the time it would overburden you from being locally focussed when needed, let alone socially functional. How many burned out coders do you know who just broke cause they held onto it all. Also as far as a work life balance, people need to chill out and marijuana is one way people do that.

    Now if we are talking about heavy chronics, that is a different story.. the one benefit is that it keeps them in their chairs I guess.. but beyond that not so much.

  92. Does nuclear testing help programmers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget, there was a substantial overlap between the wave of computer professionals who came of age in the '60s and that era's nuclear weapons development and testing.

  93. Recreation vs Programming by progician · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For my part, I obviously don't use illegal drugs at work and I'm doing fine. But I can see that most of the programmers, including me, using energy drinks, or shit load of coffee. It seems obvious to me that caffeine is a great drug for programming as much for most of other jobs and activities.

    Sometimes at home however, I like to smoke a spliff, read some code on the Github which eventually results in coding my own projects after a while. I have never used any stronger stuff for programming, because it doesn't make much sense for me. While you can get some inspiration, programming is a very focused activity with little room for being dreamy, thus I would say that anything that is stronger than a lightly made joint would be counter-productive for coding.

    I suggest, recreational drugs should belong to our recreational time. Many geeks I know has a huge problem with separating from the computer, at least a little recreational time should detach us from the matrix.

    1. Re:Recreation vs Programming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Sometimes I like to smoke a spliff and read some code on the Github"

      Sounds like a great t-shirt. Would you mind if I made one?

  94. Amphetamines. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Adderall/dex/meth/speed is used for recreational and also prescribed for the very purpose of helping cognitive performance. The answer to the question depends on many factors, and it simply doesn't make any sense at all to lump all "recreational drugs" in the same box.

    They're not all the same at all.

  95. No by Emetophobe · · Score: 1

    From my experience the answer is no. I was a heavy drug user for 10 years, I now have trouble concentrating, I draw a blank all the time, everything is foggy, etc.. I quit doing drugs 5 years ago, but the after effects still linger to this day. I still play around with android and qt and I write apps for myself because I love to program, but it's only a hobby at this point.

    I'm probably a fringe case though, I think the majority of people can smoke pot and be perfectly fine. I wouldn't recommend mixing drugs and programming though, you need a clear mind and a healthy body.

  96. Better study habits beat caffeine and overwork by concealment · · Score: 1

    It seems reasonable that you could become just as clear-minded and energetic by taking care of yourself (sleep/nutrition/exercise) as you would from caffeine.

    I think this article makes some good points:

    http://blog.seangransee.com/post/35254966580/no-studying-after-5pm-using-parkinsons-law-to-kick

    1. Re:Better study habits beat caffeine and overwork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure that works great if you don't have a job.

  97. Re:This Is Disgusting And Sick by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While I agree that you shouldn't mod GP down because of disagreeing...I do believe GP should be modded down. He uses inflammatory and trolling language.

    "This Is Disgusting And Sick"? Filthy, vile, and destructive? Timothy is irresponsible and should be fired?

    This is exactly the kind of language that stops thoughtful discussion, and should be discouraged accordingly by the mods.

    Whatever your opinion is of recreational drugs, this animosity toward people minding their own business in the privacy of their own home is reminiscent of those who think violent video games caused the Columbine massacre and other real-world violence. It is a simple fact that humans generally consumes large amounts of chemicals that alter the way our mind and body work, and our society generally manages to do just fine. And just like some people will be violent psychopaths who just happen to be gamers, some people will self destruct who just happen to use recreational drugs.

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  98. Does exploration of space help programmers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget, there was a substantial overlap between the wave of computer professionals who came of age in the '60s and that era's space program culminating in manned landing on the moon in the late '60s and early '70s, the original aring of Star Treck, the release of 2001, Space Odessy and much other thought about space.

  99. Specific goals by sjbe · · Score: 1

    They wouldn't have then adopted policies of giving speed out like candy in combat situations if it impaired performance more than they helped it.

    That depends entirely on what is being impaired and what is being helped. The military has certain rather specific objectives. It's reasonable that they can find some performance enhancing drugs that aid with those objectives. However ALL drugs have side effects and it is entirely likely that soldiers performance in other areas of cognition are degraded at the same time. In combat falling asleep or being drowsy might mean getting killed which is a worse outcome than most other drug effects so a stimulant might make sense in spite of some pretty severe side effects.

    1. Re:Specific goals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, yeah! And plums have the side-effect of you taking a shit.
      Look, people who truly understand what samsara is, already enjoy nirvana, for everyone else, it's up to them on how to use their cycles. Just remember, if you don't believe in something, doesn't mean it doesn't exist, my friend. But you won't understand this, until you're ready.

  100. Apophenia by sphix42 · · Score: 1

    If you're a good programmer, pow, you got it.

  101. Ritalin by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

    I don't know about other recreational drugs, but I've heard about people using Ritalin to help improve their focus.

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    Taking guns away from the 99% gives the 1% 100% of the power.
  102. Depends on Strain of Pot by Psyborgue · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Most people don't know Pot comes in a very wide variety of effects (and side effects). Some might make a person drowsy while another might make a person more alert. One might have a side effect of affecting short term memory. Another strain might not, but cause something else. Some strains might very well be useful for coding. There are lots of Sativa dominant strains that are very similar to amphetamines / caffiene, in that they have a stimulant effect and in many people tend to stimulate creativity. It's really impossible to say definitively marijuana does this or that with so many varieties around. Many American recreational users are just concerned with raw THC content when this matters very little (it's the balance of different Cannabinoids that makes the difference). The government's lack of attention to this issue in their propaganda does little to help. Medical users, on the other hand, have known these things for decades. You have one strain for the day, and one for the night time. If you're going to try pot, my recommendation is to do your research. Start off with an Indica dominant strain unlikely to cause paranoia (the most unpleasant side effect), and graduate up to something that is a little more cerebral and leaves you less drowsy. My personal recommendation is Hindu Kush. It's a very calming, typical Indica smoke but at the same time is totally like other Indicas in that it won't leave you drowsy

    1. Re:Depends on Strain of Pot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This.

      And it depends on dosage. People think of pot smoking and they think "big fat reefer full of grade A skunk". I prefer a cigarette, rolled into a paper, with the tiniest thread of finely ground weed added. It gives you a gentle buzz, without giving you raging munchies or causing you to lose your concentration.

  103. Re:Cannabinoids in the brain wipe all memories by PPH · · Score: 1

    FTFY.

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    Have gnu, will travel.
  104. Tricky question by Graham+J+-+XVI · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's a fun topic to debate but the question is pretty fuzzy. "Recreational drugs" vary so widely in their effects that you can't really say anything about all of them at once. "Help" is also a subjective term that would need to be further defined to have any meaningful discussion.

    I'll also put out there that anyone who hasn't done much of them is unqualified to answer.

    Personally, and speaking very generally, ie. the way this question would typically be taken, I would say that they do not help. More specifically:

    - Depressants such as pot and alcohol can help you think more creatively but tend to erode motivation and coding accuracy/efficiency.
    - Hallucinogens (LSD, DMT, MDA, 2CB, shrooms etc) in normal doses also help creativity but will usually make interacting with the computer difficult or impossible. At very low doses (see LSD microdosing) there can be potential for augmenting sharpness of mind and attention.
    - Most energetic stimulants (cocaine, meth, crystal, crack) make you too wired to sit still and focus on a task like programming. Way too little attention span.
    - Speed is an exception to the above. With lower doses it can help keep you focused and awake almost indefinitely without being foggy. This the one drug I would say has the ability to help, even if it doesn't allow you to do anything you couldn't already with willpower and enough Jolt.
    - MDMA (ecstasy) I consider a class on its own. Coming up with and talking about programming ideas could work very well but sitting in front of a computer doing a task that needs a clear head would definitely be problematic due to the mashy fogginess. Besides, why code when you could be hugging someone or dancing?
    - I couldn't tell you about heroin but from what I've seen in movies it doesn't look like something you can code on at all!

    FWIW I've been coding for about 30 years. Hope this helps :)

    1. Re:Tricky question by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      Only pot is not a depressant. Depending on the strain it can very well be a stimulant.

    2. Re:Tricky question by Graham+J+-+XVI · · Score: 1

      Its effects can be that of depressants, stimulants and/or hallucinogens, but it's classified as a depressant due to its effects on the nervous system.

    3. Re:Tricky question by Graham+J+-+XVI · · Score: 1

      Oh ya, I meant to mention that since some pharmaceuticals are used recreationally they should probably be included in the discussion. Antidepressants are the main drugs in this category. I don't have much experience with these but:

      - I could see Opioids such as Oxycodone helping with coding in the sense that they could help you feel happy enough to actually want to do it. Depression or lack of motivation can be as bad for coding and productivity as a foggy brain.
      - Adderall is commonly used recreationally as it's related to amphetamine. It's used for attention deficit disorders so surely that could help with coding too.

      In general anything that helps you get to a state of mind where you want to code and can do it well could be considered helpful.

    4. Re:Tricky question by stringman5 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Also, it depends what you're using them for. I've done some of my best design work while stoned, as it helped increase my creativity. However I needed to drink coffee at the same time to keep myself motivated. Trying to write code while high, on the other hand, is terrible because I can't maintain my train of thought or juggle complex ideas. I keep getting halfway through a function and forgetting why I was writing it.

    5. Re:Tricky question by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      Source? I see nothing about that on the wikipedia (or it's more detailed effects article). Now I recognize some people might classify it as such, but I don't think there is any consensus it's a depressant. So far as I know it's classified as a "cannibinoid" -- in other words shoved in an "other" category because it doesn't really fit conveniently into any. As you note, depending on the strain, person, dosage, and other factors (even harvesting times) it can be quite a few different things.

    6. Re:Tricky question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a friend, who swear on Crystal meth for doing work, but I strongly dislike any stimulant like speed and the like.

      What I found out in my 15+ years of coding, is that weed in combination with psychedelic mind-enhancers like shrooms and LSD can give you a hard boost in your understanding. Your understanding that MDMA is fake, that booze just stinks, heroin is crazy and stick up your ass just sucks.

      I also did a couple of sessions of coding on LSD, which turned out to be incredibly productive, however it was like raping myself to keep myself focused on code. Probably a rational coding-flow is achieved very difficult, however your intuition get's so amplified, that you just type the correct thing. This comes in waves (as everything else), so it's necessary to time the effort right.
      When I say productive, I mean one-man-show with just a 'puter beats 10-head team with serious funding in 50% of the time.

      Coding and writing on weed, is a balance-act. By now, I have such a deep understanding of the underlying mathematical concepts, that I "can correct mathematical formulas based on their aesthetic qualities" i.e. I just look at stuff and see where the error is.
      Truth has it's own sort of shimmer to it.

      Also, be prepared to be confronted with your belief system on a very low, deep level. Chances are, you will understand what the city of god and the city of men is. Chances are, you will understand the allegory of the cave and "absolute forms" on a much deeper level than you though yourself capable to. Chances are you will get to know things that you didn't want to know.
      And chances are, you will have such an intense spiritual experience, that you will want to take a break from computers (and anything artificial for that matter). Chances are, you will come back a stronger, better and more productive person, once you've processed your trip.

      Then again, chances are, you're one of those "Yooo, did you get fucked up as well?" or, "Woooow, I've smoked myself retarded/wasted/etc, I'm totally plastered!" Chances are that you will not understand something magical is happening, even if the fairy is waving her magic stick right in front of your eyes. Chances are, you're not made for taking psychedelic substances. Chances are, you prefer to be wasted instead of high. In this case you need a (very) strong guide to help you get over your presuppositions and see the world for what it truly is. Chances are, you will stop believing and get to know. Only one way to find out.

    7. Re:Tricky question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marijuana is a hallucinogen.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetrahydrocannabinol

      Yes, yes, wiki. The real source is some material from my High School.

    8. Re:Tricky question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can tell you about heroin, and you're right. It'd be pretty tough to code from behind closed eyelids.

    9. Re:Tricky question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I learned too late about nutmeg's psychoactive properties. It was the worst day at job ever.
      Kids, let me tell you it's more like a legal low. Just don't.

    10. Re:Tricky question by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Ethylmorphine + ephedrine, like speed less jittery, more focus, git 'ur done. Tosirol FTW! Agree with most of your post, but weed is a mild psychedelic with depressant effects, the label hallucinogens is too general, psychedelics is what you are looking for as a name for the second category.

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      I know tobacco is bad for you, so I smoke weed with crack.
    11. Re:Tricky question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depressants such as pot

      ... and that's where you lost me. Pot is a stimulant.

    12. Re:Tricky question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heroin is something you could code on, it would just take you three times as long to get done. not always though, pure heroin keeps you always allert, even when your eyes are closed and your nodding out someone just needs to say something and you don't miss what they say unless your asleep. I used to paint on it, I do high detail sacred geometry work, basically I would sometimes nod off for a few minutes at a time, but as soon as I came to it was as if there was no pause, I simply would get on task. It seems to be a very painterly drug because your in a dream like state but allert if it isn't cut with any other downers which most of it is. a good clean shot of heroin will actually keep you awake all night and like a good stimulant you are allert enough to be productive without feeling like sleeping.

      supposedly there are far fewer over doses with pure heroin and the withdrawals are much less worse but most of the heroin on the street is cut with different downers.

      my guess is you could be productive coding on dope but you would work in lots and lots of small spurts, sometimes with very long ones cause sometimes your more motivated then the chemicals effect of the nodding off factor.

      It is great for playing drums, you can play till your body falls apart!

    13. Re:Tricky question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It basically makes you able to work long hours without feeling it. I prefer adderal for writing and if I could get quality heroin, heroin for painting. But the addiction factor keeps me away from heroin. you have to be a super control freak to be a functional heroin user, there are a few out there but finding one is like finding a diamond in a piece of coal, far much more coal without diamonds.

  105. Rarely, but yes by Ziggitz · · Score: 1

    I think in rare cases it can help, but it largely impairs your ability to code. A small amount of substance use can slightly impair the brain and allow you to be less rigid in your thinking and get past a block by considering valid ideas you would immediately dismiss otherwise. It's the same way a small amount of alcohol in your blood will impair motor function a small amount to act as a muscle relaxant which can help smooth out your motion and make you more precise at certain tasks, like a game of darts or pool, but it very quickly becomes a serious impairment.

    These are basically crude solutions to the fact that our brains are prone to overfitting our patterns for how to come to a solutions. Yes it can help, but 9/10 it is probably more harmful and there certainly isn't some hidden potential that is unlocked by regular substance use and there are certainly means of getting past code blocks or coming up with more elegant solutions that don't require it. If you came up with a great idea while using, there are was probably a safer way to get the creative juices lowing without it.

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  106. Re:This Is Disgusting And Sick by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    No I don't

    Oh well then just say that you're straightedge instead of demonizing recreational drug use, and I'll just respect your decision and quietly pity you instead of responding to a ridiculous post.

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    "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
  107. GRAPHICS DESIGNERS yes (for pot), not programmers by ClassicASP · · Score: 2

    I won't deny that smoking pot has had its influence in the artistic creative-arts world. But programming involves thinking-things-through, and being logical, and not being lazy. Pot does not help this at all. Maybe caffeine and amphetamine based drugs though. That'll perk you up and get you focussed on getting things done, which is required for programming.

  108. I found cigarettes helped the most by swb · · Score: 1

    I don't know if it was my age (late 20s) or what, but I found that my best programming was when I smoked (hand-rolled cigarettes, usually Drum).

    There was something about smoking and staring at code or errors or whatever that really enabled me to focus. Maybe nicotine has a similar effect to Aderall or other stimulant-based ADHD drugs?

    I quit smoking years ago and quit smoking in the house years before that; now I find that my best focus is early morning after drinking about 6-8 standard cups of coffee (about two travel mugs). Coffee isn't as effective as nicotine, but then again, I'm nearly 20 years older, too.

    Coincidentally, I was also using a DEC VT320 at this same time as my terminal (via dial-up) to a Slackware system. Added focus may have come from fewer distractions, too, like not being able to click into other Windows or whatever. Although trn was always a window away via screen.

  109. pr00gers by clam666 · · Score: 1

    Studies have been done where they tested learning, while under the influence of alcohol, cannabis, etc. and later tested these individuals on the learned material.

    They found that testing improved when they were under the influence if they had learned under the influence. Cramming all night eating pot brownies would show better test results if you did pot brownies when taking a test on the material.

    Note: These were small, level 1, doses here, not baking yourself into oblivion or drinking until you passed out.

    From a programming standpoint, which usually is not a one day coding effort on real projects, do you think that would that require maintaing a semi-constant "high" or drug effect to aid in the project? If you've developed code following a certain way of thinking, would going dry alter your thinking enough to cause programming inconsistencies to what you first designed?

    On another note, I personally make and use psychedelics. I find them to be tremendously useful in allowing you to think is amazing new ways. Not every idea has ended up past the drawing board, but I've been able to construct completely different ways to do something that I had never even thought of doing before, which is one of the nice side effects of the particular psychedelics (the mind expanding type) that I make. I've had some great strides in developing different topologies for neural networks and training them directly related to the ideas brought on from the use of these substances which did not require me to use them after the initial "idea" was come across

    Is it good? Bad? For me they work. But then I take them specifically for mind expansion. Most people I know, who do weed or booze, is for depression or stress relief. I don't see someone sitting in a bar drinking whiskey because they want to find new spiritual meaning. I can't speak for weed, but most I know use it for relaxation or have fun, not to gain new insights. Or maybe they do. Any weed smokers do it purely for the intellectual opportunities?

    Anyone else use psychedelics to try new avenues of thinking?

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  110. I've Done This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've done this, so I'll tell you my experience.

    A very small amount of pot may help with coding in that it just makes it more interesting. Anything more than that though and my ability to code degrades. Coding requires a lot of sort of type-A abilities. All-your-ducks-in-a-row pedantic-type stuff. Pot makes this type of work more difficult. You are more likely to loose track of all the logical operations you are holding together in your head and have to re-review. That said, it is doable still, but not improved. You are more likely to end up with spagetti code. In addition, because you may not perfectly remember what you were doing the next day due to the state change and mary jane's effects on memory, it may also be harder to work from your previous work.

    Hallucinogens are impossible to code on. Fuck, how are you going to write a complex piece of code when you spend minutes on end marveling that your corporeal form is a being with hands.

    I'd imagine Cocaine or Ritalin may be some drugs that could help with coding, though I've never tried either, so wouldn't be one to comment.

  111. Marijuana by i_ate_god · · Score: 1

    Helps me concentrate on specific tasks if I know what to do. It puts me "in the zone" in ways that soberiety simply can not do.

    However, it is counter productive when having to plan out what I need to do in the first place. The architecture and high level planning/design/etc doesn't work for me in any state other than being sober.

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    I'm god, but it's a bit of a drag really...
    1. Re:Marijuana by Xtifr · · Score: 1

      Interesting. For me it was just the opposite. Pot made it easier for me to visual data flows and analyze my designs, but incredibly hard to focus on the minute details involved with the actual coding.

  112. Not in my experience by Lord+Grey · · Score: 1

    I was a casual pot smoker decades ago. I tried, several times, to write code while stoned. Invariably, I regretted it in the next day. It was like looking at someone else's code and realizing that the other person really doesn't understand programming at all.

    The problem (devil?), I think, was in the details. You get some terrific ideas when you're stoned. (Also some terrible ideas, but we'll stay positive for now.) Broad, general, sweeping ideas about how to do something in the most elegant manner imaginable. Better than anything that's come before. Then you sit down and actually try to write the stuff and realize that the compiler is extremely, extremely picky about everything. You also realize that you can only hold about two things in your head at a time, which makes handling complex data structures or algorithms really challenging. It's like trying to drive a cheap RC car from one point to another, where all you can do is go forward in a straight line and turn right in reverse. You can get there, but the route is torturous. Going from a broad idea to the details of writing code is not well accomplished while stoned. You have to hold too many things in your head simultaneously.

    Bottom line, I discovered that it was a lot better doing other stuff stoned than write software. Programming with a perfectly clear head is way more satisfying in the long run. Of course, all this was a very long time ago. Maybe if I returned to smoking now I would think differently.

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    1. Re:Not in my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many times did you write the word "You" when you meant to say "I"? Your attention span, memory and overall cognition on weed is not the same as someone else's.

  113. Brain fog is the default state of humanity by concealment · · Score: 1

    In most people that is all the time ["when...the brain...isn't operating flawlessly"], to some extent.

    That seems true. This explains Honey Boo-Boo, dubstep and the prevalence of SUVs on the roads.

    I'm not sure I agree, however. Underlying brain fog probably has a cause. This may be physiological or emotional. If it's physiological, meditation may not be the answer, but more sleep, better nutrition, or more exercise may be the answer. I'm not qualified to hypothesize beyond that point :)

    1. Re:Brain fog is the default state of humanity by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      Underlying brain fog probably has a cause

      Good luck figuring it out.

      This may be physiological or emotional

      Do you really think those are different?

      more sleep, better nutrition, or more exercise may be the answer

      Or drugs. Some people have brain chemistry that leads to more fog than others. Society leaves no room for people who cannot focus, or for people who cannot distinguish fantasy from reality (except religion, which we hold in high esteem), or (perhaps most cruelly) for people who are depressed. Without drugs, a lot of people would suffer.

      Really though, it is not just our society. In every society, people have used drugs to do things society demands of them but which they have trouble with. Shamans are expected to have and interpret visions, to speak with gods that nobody else can see or hear, to have their spirits leave their bodies, etc. Guards are expected to stay awake throughout the night. Warriors are expected to be prepared to attack in the middle of the night. Scholars are expected to find answers in books and records, and to do so quickly enough for society to make use of those answers. Drugs are not just about feeling good or dealing with pain; drugs have a long history of being used to accomplish certain goals.

      So why pretend that drugs that can clear the mental fog are a bad thing just because they are drugs? Let's stick to talking about the actual negative effects of drugs, like the fact that high doses of stimulants can cause psychosis (even caffeine) or that some stimulants cause brain damage (like methamphetamine, although that also depends on the dose; therapeutic doses of methamphetamine can be safe). If society wants to really solve problems related to drugs, we first need to be honest about why people use them, how people use them, and what happens to people who use them.

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  115. The Formula by Mike+Blakemore · · Score: 1

    Espresso + Sativa = Productivity

    Hash = Good Ideas

    Indica = Sleepy Procrastination

    I would say it helps programmers in the same way that it has helped many great philosophers.
    It helps you take a step back from a specific focus on particular details.

    While looking at a bigger picture, your mind starts to pick up on subtle patterns which can shape the underlying paradigm of your work.

    The whole universe is now part of the framework and you'll start to wonder what, if anything, black holes have to do with class inheritance.

    Did I initialize that variable or did that already happen in another plane of reality? I better sit back and smoke another one before I get too ahead of myself.

    1. Re:The Formula by Mike+Blakemore · · Score: 1

      I also wanted to add that programming drunk can be fun too.

      After working on a complicated problem for too long, I often end up taking a few shots. Get this programming party going! Yeah!

      Wake up in the morning thinking what the hell happened last night, then thank science for version control.

      The code works, just don't look at it.

  116. Maybe by PPH · · Score: 2, Interesting

    An anecdote: My athletic club used to participate in a state program to employ the mentally challenged. The guy who cleaned our locker room was slow. But he was a nice guy and proud to have a job that he could do, and do well. This level of pride motivated him to always do his best and, as a result, we had a fantastically clean locker room. After a while, the program was discontinued and he was replaced by (I suspect) a college student who needed some part time income. The locker room became a slimy mess and the attendant always had a bad attitude about the complaints.

    So, I suppose if you have a job that involves repeated hour after hour of monotonous drudgery, knocking a few points off the old IQ might help. Pot smoking (a popular recreational drug) has been shown to impede the creation of short term memory. That might explain stoners' tolerance for doing repetitive work without complaint. It isn't so bad with long term memory, so learned skills are probably still available. Just don't count on converting much current experience (short term memory) into new learning.

    Personally, if someone gives me a monotonous job, I figure its a candidate for automation. I figure out a way for the computer to do it (automated code generation from requirements documents, for example) and free up time for something challenging.

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  117. Cannabis and LSD... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...are excellent tools for enhancing creative thought and coming up with entirely new approaches to solve problems. Unfortunately controlled experiences will always be far too subjective to come to any scientific conclusion, but I would certainly recommend the use of these to introverts and deep thinkers. I wish the 'stoner' stigma would disappear, if you have a decent brain in your head these substances will certainly help you get the most out of it and (contrary to popular belief) will not turn you into a lazy, Cheetos-eating pothead.

    I would recommend magic mushrooms too, though I generally find the experience too confusing (Yet highly interesting nevertheless) to really sit down and think about something specific.

    1. Re:Cannabis and LSD... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds like you've eaten weak acid and strong mushrooms. Acid and 'shrooms are very comparable, the differences between them are too subtle to describe. Take some good acid (or just a lot) and the experience will be just as confusing.

  118. The other side of the coin by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

    I almost never drink coffee or tea with caffeine. Not that I'm against them, I just don't like them, I prefer herbal teas. No Mtn Dew or Cola either.

    The problem is when I do need some caffeine (Monday overflow or something) if I drink a small cup of regular coffee, I get all anxious and shaky, my pulse increases and overall I feel bad. So, if I didn't get enough sleep, coffee does not make me feel better.

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    1. Re:The other side of the coin by jhoegl · · Score: 4, Funny

      No Mountain Dew and you call yourself a programmer?
      I doubt your story based on that! :)

    2. Re:The other side of the coin by bunuel · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I almost never drink coffee or tea with caffeine. Not that I'm against them, I just don't like them, I prefer herbal teas. No Mtn Dew or Cola either.

      The problem is when I do need some caffeine (Monday overflow or something) if I drink a small cup of regular coffee, I get all anxious and shaky, my pulse increases and overall I feel bad. So, if I didn't get enough sleep, coffee does not make me feel better.

      This happens to me with weed... I generally have a better experience with it if I'm using it regularly. If I let my tolerance get too low it makes me uncomfortably anxious and paranoid. I've heard other people say this too.

    3. Re:The other side of the coin by Imagix · · Score: 2

      Until this year, Mountain Dew was caffeine-free in Canada.....

    4. Re:The other side of the coin by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      ... WTF is the point in having it then?!

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    5. Re:The other side of the coin by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      Until this year, Mountain Dew was caffeine-free in Canada.....

      Now that's just sick!

    6. Re:The other side of the coin by Grant_Watson · · Score: 1

      Canada is becoming a free country after all! When did they change the rules on caffeine and non-brown soda?

    7. Re:The other side of the coin by norpy · · Score: 1

      And in australia.

      Pretty sure they released a mountain dew xtreme or some shit recently that is basically the US version except with actual sugar instead of corn syrup.

    8. Re:The other side of the coin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So basically they imported MD throwback into Australia

    9. Re:The other side of the coin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try eating raw cacao nibs (Sunfood brand is really tasty.) Theobromine is lots of energy without being as wild as caffeine and there are lots of other health benefits. Chocolate is good for you when it isn't loaded with sugar!!

    10. Re:The other side of the coin by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      Jolt Cola: The soft drink of the elite hacker

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    11. Re:The other side of the coin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is when I do need some caffeine (Monday overflow or something) if I drink a small cup of regular coffee, I get all anxious and shaky, my pulse increases and overall I feel bad. So, if I didn't get enough sleep, coffee does not make me feel better.

      There's a cure for the anxious & shaky: take a pseudoephedrine pill. It'll give even a little more boost, and the jitters will go away.
      Source: Many college all-nighters

    12. Re:The other side of the coin by koshatul · · Score: 1

      Same deal in Australia. I liked caffeine-free Mountain Dew.

      I'm in the "don't drink caffeine" group, I save it so when I really need to wake up it works, especially good during exam/software release time.

    13. Re:The other side of the coin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drink much less of it and build up the tolerance. That's the way to becoming normal!

    14. Re:The other side of the coin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same for me, very sensitive to caffeine. For occasional late night trips, one chocolate-covered coffee bean every hour will keep me alert for 4-6 hours after normal bed time. Before I discovered the coffee beans, I'd have a sip of Mountain Dew every hour, nurse that bottle for a couple of days of driving. Feeling a little slow before an important meeting, I might have a quarter cup of coffee, any more and I'll feel jittery and wired.

    15. Re:The other side of the coin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you tried an Indica? Sativa gets a lot of people antsy/paranoid.

      (Ask your 'guy')

    16. Re:The other side of the coin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I stopped smoking entirely for about two years. When I started back up, it was extremely unpleasant and took serious effort and commitment to get back to a comfortable tolerance level.

  119. Not exclusively Eastern by concealment · · Score: 1

    So does the Eastern mystical woo you're selling.

    Just a quick note: the Christian tradition also has a history of meditation, although they tend to call it prayer. But who would "pray" as in sending a little message to God for several hours? I think it's meditations of the same sort as in India, but perhaps less formalized. I am told the pre-Christian indigenous religions of Europe had something similar as well.

    Is this related to the usage of "woo" you used above?

    to seek to persuade (a person, group, etc.), as to do something; solicit; importune. Synonyms: petition, sue, address, entreat; butter up.

    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/woo

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  121. MSFT vs GOOG by ant-1 · · Score: 1

    Now you regret taking the Google job instead of the one at Microsoft!

  122. Never mind cannabis, what about performance drugs? by Aguazul2 · · Score: 1

    There are all kinds of supplements that are supposed to replenish chemicals required by the brain, or stimulants or whatever. What are the students taking now-a-days to get through their studies?

  123. Is meditation religious? by concealment · · Score: 2

    I'm speaking more of its origins, but I'd like to clarify:

    I agree with you in sentiment but wanted to point out that there is nothing inherently religious about meditation. A lot of religions have meditation as a component but a lot of religions also have specific clothing, chairs, tables, buildings and other trappings, but textiles and architecture aren't religious by nature either.

    Meditation is a type of thought.

    Thought is not necessarily religious.

    Cassocks are types of clothing; altars are types of furniture.

    Furniture and clothing (textiles) aren't necessarily religious either.

    Is meditation religious by nature?

    Historically at least, it arose from religious principles (Hinduism and others), and has been spread by the expansion of those religions.

    The statement you be wanting to make is "Meditation does not require religion for its practice."

    That's true, I think. Although some people tell me that it may lead to a more religious mindset.

    Then again, so does good quality dope.

  124. It can, but not usually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're talking about every time you program, then no, recreational drugs will not help you program, they will make things a lot worse.

    However, if you're stuck, they can help to look at a problem a different way. Your mind is in a state that it isn't normally in, it's like having someone else look at your code, but without having to familiarize them with what you did or why you did things that way. Your mind will make connections it normally doesn't, true, a lot of them will be shit, but there frequently will be a solution or method that can help you past. Crick's double helix structure for DNA

    Sometimes, it can make you more effective in thinking certain ways. Back when I did it, I noticed I could do crossword puzzles much faster when high. If I started one sober and couldn't finish, I usually could later when I was high. The reverse was almost never true, if I looked at one sober that I had started while high, I might fill in a few more, but not much else. I did not find any other mental tasks that were improved on a consistent basis, maybe it just stopped me from overthinking the problems. But overthinking can be a disadvantage to overcome sometimes too.

    It can also help you keep you on task doing anything repetitive that doesn't require a lot of thought, but you just can't stand to do for very long while sober.

    The operative word in all of this is "can", not "will". They can help sometimes when used in the correct situation, but the vast, vast majority of the time they make things worse. And sometimes when used in the correct situation, they won't help at all or make things worse.

    But they definitely can.

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  126. Quick answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. Absolutely not.

  127. Re:This Is Disgusting And Sick by h4rr4r · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Warning: Psychedelics can cause fear, nervousness and delusions in those who do not use them.

  128. Fuck all of you stupid anti-drug assholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clicked on the comments and expected to see a bunch of knuckle-dragging anti-drug circle-jerk comments, was not disappointed. Shine on, Slashdot, you shitty diamond.

  129. Not likely to have much net benefit... by slew · · Score: 1

    In several studies, the effect of many recreational drugs is simply to inhibit the executive functional parts of the brain. In some individuals this has the potential to release bursts of creativity or insight that are being supressed by the executive function parts of the brain. In other individuals, it just releases social inhibition and sometimes even chaos. Unfortunatly, since a large part of programming is focus and high-attention span, and directing the brain to focus on tasks at hand is a large function of the executive funtional parts of the brain, this is not likely to result in a significant net benefit from programmers. Even if it were to help somehow, it is probably just as likely to steer you produce code which is stunningly creative, yet totally unrelated to the task at hand (or worse, totally underengineered useless code) mitigating the total overall benefit. This is why we probably see net benefit of recreational drugs for those endeavors that can fully embrace open-ended style creativity (writing, music, art, aesthetics, etc).

    On the other hand, the jury is out on the other side of the coin with some types of drugs that work to improve focus and attention (e.g., the ADHD treatment drugs such as adderall, ritlin, etc.). Although these types of drugs aren't generally taken recreationally, they have some similarities to amphetamine like drugs, so maybe there's something there. The bottom line is that I imagine that most good programmers have already found ways to channel focus and attention towards programming and probably benefit little from whatever improvement these types of drugs might yield (except perhaps improved productivity by reducing the need for sleep/food, etc). I would suspect that these things benefit whoever is employing the programmer more than the programmer (unless, of course, the programmer is self employed).

    But the benefits for programming aside, everyone (including programmers) has ways they like to blow off steam and shut off the executive side of their brain for a while to relax, recharge, and help gain insight into problems. If a programmer thinks recreational drugs are a good way to do that, so be it, but they probably shouldn't expect it to necessarily be a net help with their programming.

  130. Yes, yes they do by Guru80 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Once upon a time I was prescribed into addiction thanks to my ignorance and a doctor who shouldn't have been since he was nothing but an ATM for unlimited prescriptions at a phone call. I discovered something during that period though, certian stimulates when pressed to a certain threshold make you superman when it comes to focus and finding enjoyment in even the most mundane. I definitely understand the appeal of it having gone through it. HOWEVER, the downsides far outweigh it especially if you press it to the point of suffering the consequences of withdraw and all that fun stuff.

    Having said that, I'm firmly against the use of stimulants and drugs such as Adderral for increased concentration where-as I use to be all for it. It changes your personality, how you act and many other things. The deeper you go the more pronounced the not-so-good side affects. Even the most discplined will abuse it when it's easy to do so just because you don't even realize it after a certain point.

  131. Unique by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everybody codes the same and everybody has the same effect with every drug ever made..

    That's why some cant code while under any influence... and some figure out problems that would take days of brainstorming @ around 7pm.

  132. I can sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Pot takes my mind away from programming, when is time to sleep. It also makes me a lot more relaxed, and interested on the silly things my kid wants to do. After a day of blasting my brain with logic and debugging, inhaling some canabinoids through a vaporizer, helps me get my mind away from the stress from work, without the side effects of pharmaceutical headache otc medicine. I don't smoke weed when I am at work, but my best programming and design ideas come in when I am stoned. I write them down, and then review then the next day. I am one of the top contributors, get bonuses every year, and my life couldn't be happier and healthier. Also Washington state rules. Take that Oregon!

    1. Re:I can sleep by jhoegl · · Score: 0

      I knew it.. Windows terrible design is based off weed!
      Dude... lets totally give them the ability to do that, but lets hide it in a complex manor, WOOO! We are so on tonight!

    2. Re:I can sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am completely in agreement with you. At the design stage of a project I do much more "working from home" and often find elegant solutions I couldn't arrive at during the work day.

      I honestly think that there is still too much anti-pot sentiment in America due to its portrayal in media and so I never share that part of my life with my co-workers. I don't understand why some of them drink booze (read: consume poison) every night but honestly believe that cannibis cannot be consumed by anyone who respects their own intelligence. I hope someday that my personal preference of substance will be accepted in the world at large but, looking at the negativity in this thread, that time hasn't quite come.

    3. Re:I can sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you pothead.

    4. Re:I can sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      I am going to post AC, but what I see coming from heavy pot users is two things:

      Loss of intelligence. For an artist, waiter, or musician, or someone who does not function at a high level of activity, pot is fine. For someone doing heavy mental work, pot only will hinder their occupation.

      "I don't care" attitude. Yes, it is cool to have that attitude, but when it turns into "no electricity due to no electric bill paid... guess I'll just bust out the candles," it turns into a really non-functioning way of life.

      The heavy marijuana users I know end up not holding down anything past entry level work because they don't really care enough. What sharp mental facilities they have had are quite dulled. And, yes, lab tests have proven that pot use makes a person stupider. To put it in computer terms, the CPU gets underclocked and eventually stays that way.

      While I find the criminal punishment for pot abhorrent (they are there mainly to make the private prison companies rich), I do consider marijuana usage a significant minus. It is a punishment into itself because of the loss of the ability to be a part of and contribute to modern society.

      We have enough stupid people, and constant pot use just adds more people to the roster.

      Oh... the CO, WA, and CA legalizations mean nothing. Marijuana is still illegal on a Federal level, and that trumps anything the states do. That is why you don't see any more dispensaries in CA, unlike a couple years ago where they were on every corner with a "doctor is IN" sign.

    5. Re:I can sleep by Jeng · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Do the people you talk about also drink alcohol?

      What you are describing is clinical depression.

      I know with me a lot of the issues you mention went away when I quit drinking and got medication for bi-polar depression.

      I still smoke pot and my psychiatrist is perfectly fine with me smoking pot, but alcohol is a strict no no.

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    6. Re:I can sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you except for the enthusiasm over the new law in Washington. The issue is that you can get a DUI for having just 5ng of thc in your system. If you only smoke occasionally then this level can be in your system for 12 to 36 hours. If you are a chronic user, meaning you smoke each or every other day, then this could be in your system up to a week.

      I think weed should be legal but this new law is just a cash grab by Progressive Auto Insurance.

    7. Re:I can sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suck a bag of dicks, redneck!

    8. Re:I can sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't smoke on my regular job - only during my freetime projects. The problem with weed is that there is a certain zone when you're high enough to come up with good ideas but not too high to easily loose concentration (or even stoned to a state when you can't get out of the chair).but in that zone? yeah baby let's do some java-fu!

    9. Re:I can sleep by allcoolnameswheretak · · Score: 1

      I have smoked weed a couple of times in my life, and it definitively enhances your creativity. I remember looking at basic stuff in my room and seeing so many kinds of interesting shapes and "visions", I wanted to take notes and start painting to capture them.

      However, I also remember walking to a club after having a smoke, a path I had walked a hundred times before, and getting lost on the way.

      It's definitively also disorienting, makes you drowsy, and I would be concerned about the effects of long-term use.

    10. Re:I can sleep by Progman3K · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I knew it.. Windows terrible design is based off weed!

      No, if it were weed, it would be incomplete.

      The pattern resembles caffeine more than weed.

      There's a famous study that was done about the effects of drugs on the ability of spiders to spin webs.

      Web-spinning resembles coding to a degree, both are engineering tasks, both have to be completed in a timely manner or the author starves.

      What they found was caffeine made the spiders very productive, but rather sloppy. That sounds like Windows to a T.

      Weed on the other hand made the spiders do very detailed, ornate work, but they seemed to have wandering minds, get bored and leave their webs unfinished. I don't know what OS that would correspond to.

      LSD had the effect of the spiders becoming very parsimonious with their effort. Webs constructed by LSD-spiders are typically minimal but very elegant. This makes me believe that Unix was probably dreamed up by some acid-heads.

      The study
      http://www.trinity.edu/jdunn/spiderdrugs.htm

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    11. Re:I can sleep by shiftless · · Score: 0

      I am going to post AC, but what I see coming from heavy pot users is two things:

      This is your problem, in a nutshell. It's all about YOU, and what YOU like and want to see. Therefore why is it a surprise when YOU see what you want to see?

      Loss of intelligence. For an artist, waiter, or musician, or someone who does not function at a high level of activity, pot is fine. For someone doing heavy mental work, pot only will hinder their occupation.

      I smoke all day every day. My occupation affords me that luxury. In fact I'm puffing on a stub of a OG Kush cigarillo right now as I type. My projects at this stage in my life include revolutionizing the microcomputer industry with a new programming language (which is actually new in some respects), as well as (among other things) helping to revolutionize the multi-billion dollar agricultural industry. Statistically speaking, I'm smarter than you'll ever think about being, and likely a far better programmer (and designer) than you'll ever be. You can go ahead and step down off your high horse now cause the world is full of people like me, who are smarter than you, better than you, and yes, we smoke the hell out of some cannabis.

      "I don't care" attitude. Yes, it is cool to have that attitude, but when it turns into "no electricity due to no electric bill paid... guess I'll just bust out the candles," it turns into a really non-functioning way of life.

      Sounds like self-sufficiency to me. What's the problem? Or do you think a better scenario would be freaking the fuck out and panicking to go get a job working in a shithouse for $6/hour, something, ANYTHING, oh my fucking God, to avoid having that power shut off and (*GASP*) having to rough it for a while?

      Or maybe it could be better to take some time off and relax, conserve energy and resources, and spend some mental energy thinking about the best way to approach and solve this problem?

      Ironic that not so long ago in history, having access to candles and lamp oil was considered an expensive luxury only the rich elites could afford....and nowadays there are too people who are way too good to live that way.

      You see what smoking cannabis really gives you? Perspective.

      The heavy marijuana users I know end up not holding down anything past entry level work because they don't really care enough. What sharp mental facilities they have had are quite dulled.

      Maybe you should stop hanging around with losers. Marijuana use does not cause the symptoms you describe.

      And, yes, lab tests have proven that pot use makes a person stupider. To put it in computer terms, the CPU gets underclocked and eventually stays that way.

      What a cute analogy. Maybe if a digital computer worked anything at all in the slightest like a human brain, or if you had the faintest clue what you're talking about, then that analogy might hold some water. No reputable lab tests have ever proven or hinted at a thing. The only thing they have shown is that "short term memory" is affected, and the effect is not permanent.

      They've also shown that heavy marijuana smoking is linked to a reduced risk of lung cancer, even counteracting the effects of tobacco smoking to a large degree. It causes a better reduction in intra-ocular pressure (with fewer side effects) than any other available glaucoma medicine, by far. Some of the latest research is even showing that cannabis cause stimulate the growth of new brain cells. Some strains are extremely euphoric which is a fantastic tool for helping with depression. Its uses in medicine go on and on and on. I can rip to shreds any bullshit Drug War fueled propaganda "research" you can possibly present which shows any harm. Hell, I'm living proof that you're full of shit.

      While I find the criminal

    12. Re:I can sleep by garaged · · Score: 1

      So, you are so intelligent that cannot live with your own thoughs?

      I dont think Im brilliant, but have a decent job, and great family, and I would never smoke pot because I have seen what it does to people since I was a kid, I have know all kind of junkies and most of them started with pot and if they keep just on pot they would still do a lot of stupid things, and guess what? The few ones did rehave changed their way of life for better, the rest I knew from infance plus the cleaned ones are all dead, and I am 38, a few of them should be around still.

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    13. Re:I can sleep by fferreres · · Score: 1

      I met a guy who was a friend of an ex girldfriend. They went to the same university. Both had Grants for being the best in their class. He was doing his masters in political science in a university that is extremely quantitative oriented (it's a school of economics). The university is as though as it gets. Most people never get in, and many quit. Now this person smoke every day, and without reserve. And still he finished first, and was lovesdby classmates and teachers alike. He's still doing great. I didn't believe it at first (and Was extremely anti-anything but water) at that time. So I though, maybe things are a bit complicated. Then I had my housemate, and she told me of the story of one roomate in germany. He started smoking, started to have problems at work. Was firef. Then did the idiotic idea of going to amsterdam and brught things back. He went to jail. I have no idea how that story continued.

      I've seen best of class and people go to jail and lose jobs, weed or not. And that made me ask some questions.

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    14. Re:I can sleep by adolf · · Score: 1

      So, you are so intelligent that cannot live with your own thoughs?

      I dont think Im brilliant, but [I] have a decent job, and [a] great family, [begin run-on sentence] and I would never smoke pot because I have seen what it does to people[.] [S]ince I was a kid, I have know[n] all kind[s] of junkies[.] and most of them started with pot and if they keep just on pot they would still do a lot of stupid things, and guess what? The few ones did rehave changed their way of life for better, the rest I knew from infance plus the cleaned ones are all dead, and I am 38, a few of them should be around still.

      With the infirm grasp of English that you display, despite (apparently) being a native of the language, I am left to wonder: Are you even smart enough to participate in this conversation?

      If I hadn't given up on correcting your prose once I was reminded of this, I might have caught more errors.

      I have no hope for you, drugs or not.

      Kindest regards.

    15. Re:I can sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a research scientist and a professor and that has been my pattern since undergrad. When I was a student, I would study my ass off, do all of my homework, and then get stoned and watch cartoons while reflecting on and digesting the information. I carried that habit all the way through graduate school, post-doc, and into an academic career. I have worked at universities all over the world and from small state schools to famous ivy league juggernauts, I have yet to find a laboratory that wasn't full of closet potheads and weekend tokers. Caffeine is good for getting going in the morning, but I find that it makes it hard to focus and gives me headaches if I consume it regularly, whereas pot lets me unwind my mind and assimilate the huge volume of information thrown at me every day at work. It's a bit like how dreams can let you process emotions by presenting ridiculous scenarios that encapsulate exactly what you were feeling during the day. Carl Sagan famously and artfully articulated this phenomenon. I think that, what many people fail to understand, is that taking a hit off a vaporizer or a pea-sized bong hit in the evening is to the perpetually stoned burnout as having a glass of wine with dinner is to the gin-soaked bum panhandling for more booze money.

    16. Re:I can sleep by garaged · · Score: 1

      Well. You are not that brilliant either :) I am mexican and never lived outside my country, thank you very much

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    17. Re:I can sleep by RaceProUK · · Score: 2

      Weed on the other hand made the spiders do very detailed, ornate work, but they seemed to have wandering minds, get bored and leave their webs unfinished. I don't know what OS that would correspond to.

      GNU/Hurd I think.

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    18. Re:I can sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Multnomah county voters approved it, it's the rest of the damn state that wouldn't allow Oregonians to light up. sadface

    19. Re:I can sleep by CosaNostra+Pizza+Inc · · Score: 1

      Not surprising that pot helps with creative thought. Musicians and poets have been using it to for that purpose for decades.

    20. Re:I can sleep by CosaNostra+Pizza+Inc · · Score: 1

      I am going to post AC, but what I see coming from heavy pot users is two things:I am going to post AC, but what I see coming from heavy pot users is two things:

      The key word you used here is HEAVY pot users. In moderation, alcohol isn't bad for you (unless you DWI). In excess, you kill brain cells, suffer liver damage, etc. Food in moderation is okay...too much food and you become obese along with all the health issues related to obesity (ex: diabetes). Its okay to play video games once in a while...but, play WOW day and night and you may end up ignoring your job, your wife, kids and health. Most posters here are not talking about heavy use. They are talking about occasional to moderate use.

    21. Re:I can sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With respect, that is not how I would summarize the findings presented at the link you gave us, which was http://www.trinity.edu/jdunn/spiderdrugs.htm

      I mean, just look at the pictures.

      Maybe spiders are not affected by these drugs in the same way as people are.

    22. Re:I can sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      try raw vegan and ditch the meds, keep up the weed

    23. Re:I can sleep by pjfontillas · · Score: 1

      Weed on the other hand made the spiders do very detailed, ornate work, but they seemed to have wandering minds, get bored and leave their webs unfinished. I don't know what OS that would correspond to.

      Linux. That would definitely be Linux. Just look at all the different distros.

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      Life. Is. Good.
    24. Re:I can sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weed on the other hand made the spiders do very detailed, ornate work, but they seemed to have wandering minds, get bored and leave their webs unfinished. I don't know what OS that would correspond to.

      Are u srs? That's Linux to a tee...at least on the apps side...

      Debian rules but dude, your bias has made you blind.

    25. Re:I can sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Weed on the other hand made the spiders do very detailed, ornate work, but they seemed to have wandering minds, get bored and leave their webs unfinished. I don't know what OS that would correspond to."

      The HURD

    26. Re:I can sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is witless fear-mongering garbage. Lab tests have proven that pot use makes a person stupider? Which lab tests? With what chain of custody? Since we're playing the baseless claim game, how about the numerous Slashdot-proven case studies showing that pot does little more than make a person eat a snack, enjoy some music, jerk off, and go to bed, then wake up fine and ready to get on with life in the morning? Also, the underclocking analogy is affective nonsense that I can drudge up too: weed is a pretty screensaver for when you need to step away from things. Make your own burn-in/burn-out pun.

      Another response nailed it: you're not talking about chronic potsmokers here, you're talking about terribly depressed people. And I've been there, unable to get out bed in the morning, barely able to do more than hold down a shit job, unable to do or enjoy anything for myself. Weed, like alcoholism, was a symptom and not a cause. The only reason I gave up either after getting treated was the realization that both are more boring than my formerly beloved (sober) nerd hobbies, and it's good to be back on the horse.

      This post is totally ludicrous, with chaff like "I find the criminal punishment for pot abhorrent" little more than conservative drug propaganda's equivalent to "but I have black friends."

  133. Re:This Is Disgusting And Sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, have you ever walked up the stairs and outside?

  134. Helps problem solving, not coding by mouse_8b · · Score: 1

    From my experience, pot (and more hallucinogenic drugs) can help me look at a problem in a different way and find a solution that I otherwise may have missed. However, this doesn't usually help me at the keyboard. When I am actually writing up the code, I do my best when sober.

  135. Very appropriate logo by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    A neon green cross, I hear that's what the legally gray "head shops" in the US west coast are using nowadays XD

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  136. Absolutely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dope can help people with the creative processes including programming. They also can help people with disease, mental illness, social destruction, attainment of criminal charges, and an early death.
                        Frankly dope is not a really popular way of self destruction. As Americans we have a highly doccumented history of deaths and loss from alcohol and tobacco. Destroying yourself messing around with dope is the Johny Come Lately path to absolute misery. But if you are a young person mad as hell that you were ever born then using dope is almost the best way of telling mon and dad and most everyone else that you hate them to the depths of your soul. It sort of tells the world that the only way their kid could have done worse would be to be a child molesting mass murderer. Toke on fools!

    1. Re:Absolutely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dope can help people with the creative processes including programming. They also can help people with disease, mental illness, social destruction, attainment of criminal charges, and an early death.
                                              Frankly dope is not a really popular way of self destruction. As Americans we have a highly doccumented history of deaths and loss from alcohol and tobacco. Destroying yourself messing around with dope is the Johny Come Lately path to absolute misery. But if you are a young person mad as hell that you were ever born then using dope is almost the best way of telling mon and dad and most everyone else that you hate them to the depths of your soul. It sort of tells the world that the only way their kid could have done worse would be to be a child molesting mass murderer. Toke on fools!

        - Ladies and gentleman, I give you the producer of "Refer Madness!"

      List: Child's path
      {start}
      1. Saint
      .
      .
      .
      9,997 - Mass Murderer
      9,998 - Child Molester
      9,999 - Anyone who smoked a joint (prerequisite: hating parents)
      10,000 - Child Molesting Mass Murderer {end}

    2. Re:Absolutely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mon and dad? Irie!

  137. Even if it is legal in 40 sites/Federal by JohnnyDoesLinux · · Score: 1

    I believe that most of my past employers would still do a drug test.

    So I guess I am lacking in my potential, DAMN!

    1. Re:Even if it is legal in 40 sites/Federal by Mike+Blakemore · · Score: 1

      Funny, I've never been tested for a tech job. Maybe I'm just really obvious and they don't care as long as their shit gets fixed.

  138. Re:Every stoner thinks they are geniuses when ston by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You famously recalled wrong. He did the science afterwards while sober and rejected what was a, er.. pipe dream I suppose.

  139. Re:This Is Disgusting And Sick by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    oh?, I remember the 70s government warnings: the "LSD can damage your genes" "MJ can cause sterility", etc.

    clearly such drugs cause delusions in non-users

  140. THC & LSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I did some programming while high on weed. Or tried to. Coding a C++ app was next to impossible. I could not keep track of what the code was doing, it's dependencies, what it meant. Writing a web page in PHP was easier (quick reloads, and you always get *some* output). But I would get stuck formatting one output string for hours getting it to look 'cool'.

    I was actually more successful coding in C++ on acid. It was a voxel rendering engine, so the visuals helped. And it was halfway done when I tripped, so I wasn't starting from scratch. I managed to code two hours before my brain fell apart. The next day, I found I had actually compilable code, had fixed some bugs that had been hard to track down sober, and added some (very colorful) new features. But the code was impossible to understand. It was very maths heavy, and I got no joy in trying to work out what all computations were for. I gave up on refactoring and had to start again from a pre-acid version.

    It was fun tho :)

  141. Re:This Is Disgusting And Sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you? America runs the fucking world, alkie.

  142. weed paranoia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Weed makes you mellow. But eventually you get paranoid."

    Weed is an umbrella for different typres and has common issues due to ripeness. If people will buy whatever is given to them paranoia is likely. Some can just pick Sativa or Indica but many have anxiety issues with Sativa. Hybrids or pure Indicas can still cause anxiety problems for being harvested under ripe, which is very common. If you want to control night time sedation and day time motivation through weed you have to get gardening.

    1. Re:weed paranoia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have it backwards. Indices are very relaxing. It's the Sativas that'll get you paranoid. Sour Diesel, for example, is an extremely Sativa dominant strain. It shouldn't be smoked by anybody but a very experienced smoker. It's very, very, very, psychedelic and can be a bit scary. Pure Indica (Hindu Kush), on the other hand, is not likely to freak you out.

  143. Not all of us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't code stoned. Well, I can, but not well.
    I think I enjoy playing and listening to music more when stoned, but I can't say it improves performance.
    The difference between those activities is that I feel a joyful enhancement (artificial and temporary -- and probably an illusion) in musical endeavors where coding while stoned introduces a feeling of tedium.
    In any case, the resulting code suffers if I'm foolish enough to tackle a problem when smoking.

  144. Do Recreational Drugs Help Programmers? by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    Sure, they help me get stoned.

  145. Sometimes I do smoke before coding. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it depends, there are several factors that you will need to consider.

    For one thing, what is your tolerance level of the drug? Personally I cope well with smoking cannabis, I don't get anxious, I know exactly how it will affect my mind, i.e. I just experience it to be a release of dopamine in my head, I would rarely get f***ed up enough to become more irrational than in my daily life.

    Then, you have to consider how used you are to coding what you are coding for the moment, if you've done something before, you will hardly forget what you have learned because you had a joint.

    On the other hand, if you smoke too much, you will probably feel that you are easily distracted, and might have a hard time putting full focus on actual work.

    Sometimes i will consider it enough to just get the code skeleton done, when i've smoked, and leave the more complex tasks for the next day, since when I do that, I will most likely dig through documentation, books, and generally focus my ass off..

    Again, it depends on what you are coding, for example, I highly enjoy doing OpenGL programming while under the influence, just like i enjoy sketching and drawing, because in that case I think more about the art, and I can take my time, work with thinking visually and applying it in code.

    I think that it does relieve some stress, but you should also consider when it's appropriate, if I did not work for myself, I'd NEVER walk into the office under the influence, I think it would be disrespectful to my employer, who would or would not expect me to be top notch but at least that I'm sober.

    Now, it does work for me, but it's reserved mostly to when I'm doing after hours stuff, just to get it done. Would I recommend anyone to do drugs to become better programmers? NO, it does not work that way, and if you really think so, you are living an illusion.

    As for the headline: Do recreational drugs help anyone? Maybe in some cases, not in others.

  146. anecdotal, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was a pretty heavy recreational drug user prior to my discovering computers (I was/am a musician). I'd say that my many experiences of LSD certainly changed the way that I am creative in ways that I feel have made me a better programmer (and better musician and more interesting human). And I mean that the change was permanent and and just as relevant when sober - in fact, attempting to code while under the influence of LSD might be amusing but I doubt I'd be impressed with the results. However, there were some significant side effects to my heavy use of LSD that I wouldn't recommend (emotional/psychiatric damage that I've never really fully recovered from - and I'm not the only heavy LSD user who will say this). It's hard to say conclusively, because any alternative path for my particular brain is purely hypothetical, but if I had a time machine, I'd go back and tell my younger self to experiment with hallucinogens but dial it way back before getting anywhere close to the level of use that I got to, and if I didn't think my argument was convincing, I'd tell myself not to bother at all. Basically, I had years of issue-free use of LSD, but once I finally had a really nasty experience I never really got over it. If I felt like you could reliably get the early experiences with a guarantee of avoiding the latter, then I'd be a big proponent of it, but there are no such guarantees and every dose is a risk - though a large part of the risk is your emotional well-being at the time you take the dose. The benefits of LSD were huge, and I think worth the risk of trying it a few times, given the odds (I probably took it 300 times before having a negative experience). But so was the eventual downside and I wish I'd stopped using it after the first 20-30 times, which is when most of the long-term benefit was acquired.

    As for weed - I certainly wouldn't try to code high. I still smoke on very rare occasions (once or twice a year) and I appreciate that I might have a deep thought or two about a particular algorithmic problem that happens to be percolating in my head at the time, but there's no way any code I wrote under the influence would be worth a damn. If it helps you relax and helps you have a creative life away from your computer during your off-hours, then it's a good thing, just as going out for a beer with friends might be. If you are sitting around high, getting fat, and playing video games when you aren't working, then it's likely not a helpful presence in your life.

    In short - just about anything in moderation can have its benefits and just about anything done to excess will be damaging. Be smart, and listen to the people that love you and you'll probably find a nice balance.

  147. Re:This Is Disgusting And Sick by benjfowler · · Score: 1

    Drugs have killed people in my family. Illicit drugs reduce your life expentancy. FACT.

  148. As someone that actually smokes marijuana by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your a shitty coder when sober, your going to be a shitty coder while stoned too.
    If your a good coder when sober, your going to be a good coder while stoned too.
    It really doesn't have any noticeable impact on the code.

    However I don't smoke until I'm blazed out of my mind like I see so many people do, I find it much more enjoyable to just get a decent buzz going and pace myself with to sustain the buzz.

    Alcohol however is a whole other story, had to encrypt my project folders with a long enough encryption key that I stand no chance of decrypting it while drunk.

  149. Modafinal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find Modafinal to be effective when I have to work with little sleep or need that extra boost. I wouldn't class it as recreational though. Anyone else find this when coding?

  150. Coding While High Is Stupid by TheNinjaroach · · Score: 1

    Coding while high is stupid. Clouded & foggy thoughts make it difficult to focus on the concrete aspects of writing code.

    On the other hand, thinking about coding while high is incredibly relaxing. A totally different mindset that can lead to clever solutions... that are usually implemented the next morning.

    If nothing else, it's incredibly effective at removing stress at night.

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  151. No, they don't help. by Freddybear · · Score: 1

    Having done both pot and LSD among others I can say that they definitely don't help with programming. You might thing they're helping while you're high, but when you sober up and get down to debugging the godawful mess of code you wrote you'll know better. Adderall type drugs might be the exception, but I never tried those.

  152. Observation by sciencewatcher · · Score: 1

    OK, this guy was widely respected as one of the top hackers of the world. Smoked a lot of pot for some time but later abstained and he remained on top of the game. But he died at the age of 54 because of a haemorrhage of the stomach. To counter the effects of previous marijuana use he had to take quite some prescription drugs that in turn damaged his stomach. A good coder gets his kicks of writing good code I believe.

    1. Re:Observation by Mike+Blakemore · · Score: 1

      To counter the effects of previous marijuana use he had to take quite some prescription drugs that in turn damaged his stomach.

      That doesn't sound right. Never have I heard of anyone needing a prescription to counter the effects of previous mj use.

      I could see someone having problems from cancer related drugs, or something like that, but taking an rx to counteract something harmless isn't logical.

  153. Modafinal by baynham · · Score: 1

    I sometimes use Modafinal when I'm working late or need an extra boost. To me it's much more noticeable than caffeine; it keeps me concentrating all day and doesn't make me jittery. Not recreational though. Anyone else it whilst coding?

  154. LSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least in the case of LSD, there is research suggesting that the answer is indeed yes:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychedelics_in_problem-solving_experiment

    More research needs to be done, of course. But I'm afraid that's very difficult in today's absurd political environment.

  155. Every drug does by holophrastic · · Score: 1

    That's what a drug is. That's practically the definition of the word. Every drug improves something -- almost always by inhibiting something else. Welcome to focus. If you allow that focus to flourish, you'll reap the benefits.

    Whether or not that inhibition is detrimental, short-term or long-term, is the value proposition.

  156. Pot doesnt help me program by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

    It helps me not burn down the customers building during onsites.

  157. Contradictory ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I am not getting it.

    You say you are a top contributor at work, get bonuses and could not be happier, yet to do pot because of the stress?

    And you do that in the evening to get away from work, yet you keep thinking about programming, and write the ideas down?

    Sounds contradictory to me. Are you stoned now?

    1. Re:Contradictory ... by Jeng · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It is not contradictory in the least, he goes home, smokes, relaxes, and in that relaxed state he thinks about his job in a relaxed and creative state and he writes down the ideas and brings them to work.

      What about that is contradictory?

      If you do think it is contradictory do you have personal experience with being high?

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    2. Re:Contradictory ... by Synerg1y · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You can be a top contributor and still be stressed... dur. Most people drink a beer or a glass in the evenings to relax, what people have been saying this ENTIRE TIME is that puffing a spliff to achieve that effect is exactly the same.

    3. Re:Contradictory ... by Obfuscant · · Score: 0
      "and my life couldn't be happier and healthier."

      If he's stressed out at work enough that he needs to smoke a dubee to relax at home, then yes, his life could be happier.

      I, too, have really cool and innovative ideas while I am under the influence of various things, and I write them all down because I know they'll make millions of bucks and win me prizes and stuff. It's just I can never read my writing when I sober up. Once I solve that problem, I'm going to be famous!

    4. Re:Contradictory ... by sartin · · Score: 2

      What about that is contradictory?

      OP said he was happy. OP said he uses weed to forget work stress. To some that appears contradictory.

    5. Re:Contradictory ... by spazdor · · Score: 3, Informative

      Today I learned that no one who experiences stress of any kind is happy, ever.
      Thank god Slashdot has such good psychology credentials.

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    6. Re:Contradictory ... by spazdor · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figure_of_speech

      It's weird. This is the only website in the world where I can go in seconds from discussing advanced topics in physics and mathematics, to having to remind people what a hyperbolic idiom is, in their own first language. Most people who have happy lives nonetheless have stressful routines in their lives, from which it benefits them to "unwind". This is how it works for almost all people who "couldn't be happier" with their lives.

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    7. Re:Contradictory ... by Jeng · · Score: 4, Informative

      The weed relieves the stress and makes him happy.

      It really isn't that difficult to understand.

      I have depression issues, I take anti-depressants, it is not contradictory that the end result is that I am not depressed.

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    8. Re:Contradictory ... by sribe · · Score: 1

      ...puffing a spliff to achieve that effect is exactly the same.

      Is it? I suspect it might actually have fewer adverse effects on cognition.

    9. Re:Contradictory ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The nice thing about weed is after a fair amount of use, you gain tolerance and skill in having comfort with the headspace and therefore it becomes relaxing and yet not at all disorienting. I smoke/vaporize weed every morning before work and have absolutely no problems, ever, accomplishing large or difficult tasks most of my peers seem to want to give up at before they even start. Weed makes it more enjoyable to do my work, and more enjoyable to do everything else, and the only price I pay is a small cough sometimes if I'm smoking a lot and not really using the vaporizer. It is a godsend for treatment of depression when pharmaceuticals have side-effects-lists a mile long.

    10. Re:Contradictory ... by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 1

      You can be stressed and still enjoy it, overall. Some people thrive on competition and being "ON" all the time, at least at work, so it makes sense that someone could be very stressed and still consider it having an enjoyable lifestyle. Especially if the management and release from that stress is pleasurable and harms no one in the process. Seems quite logical to me.

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    11. Re:Contradictory ... by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      If he's stressed out at work enough that he needs to smoke a dubee to relax at home, then yes, his life could be happier.

      This is EXACTLY the type of thinking that needs to change to make weed socially acceptable. Would you say the same thing if I said I have a beer every night after work & chores? Some quack psychiatrists might try to argue alcoholism, but this shows just how stupid some of our medical "professionals" really are. Most people would give me a pat on the back and probably invite me to drink with them. Yet somehow, getting high in a different manner implies a problem. Weed is psychologically addictive in the same manner alcohol is, if you don't have a reason to stop drinking, or smoking, you're probably going to keep at it and as you keep at it, your tolerance increases. That's a tough argument though, as I'd say mj is wayyyy more psychologically addictive than alcohol, but then again it depends on the person, and life circumstances. Family & friends should help you avoid most of the addiction pitfalls when it comes to these two substances.

    12. Re:Contradictory ... by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      This is EXACTLY the type of thinking that needs to change to make weed socially acceptable. Would you say the same thing if I said I have a beer every night after work & chores?

      Yes, I would.

      Notice that I didn't imply anything about a problem. I simply said that if he's stressed at work and needs to use drugs to relax, then the statement that he "couldn't be happier" is untrue. Imagine this. If he's happy now, imagine how much happier he'd be with a lower stress job and smoking a joint.

      As for the nudge who thinks he needed to lecture me about hyperbole, I'll simply point out that if you are using the statement "I couldn't be happier" as hyperbole, then yes, you really could be happer. Either it's true or it isn't. If it isn't true, then it means you could be happier. If it is true, it's not hyperbole.

    13. Re:Contradictory ... by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      There is historical evidence of miners in Africa using weed to do their work and being able to do the brutalizing, back-breaking work without complaint for long shifts.

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    14. Re:Contradictory ... by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is the same with me, caffeine and nicotine while programming, pot afterwards. I can use the weed as an incentive to get work done by saying 'can't smoke weed till it is done.' I can't program while stoned though, it makes my mind wander too much and simply means it takes 5 times as long to get the work done. I can however design programs on a conceptual level when stoned, and it leads to more inventive and interesting ideas. This even applies to designing complex algorithms. For me though a stoned brain doesn't lend itself well to slow logical stepwise operation, and therefore the actual typing of code will always be left to caffeine and nicotine.

    15. Re:Contradictory ... by garaged · · Score: 0

      Man, that is a good example of how bad is the while recreational drugs idea

      Look how you feel as soon as your brain even imagines drug control over you

      Drugs are bad, period, you dont need them for any recreational use, and please talk to any recovered weed addict, it is a hell to get out of that thing, as it is alcohol and most other non medical drugs.

      You need recreation? Why not try crack or thinner? They will fry your brain faster right?, notice the part of "faster", do you really need to fry your brain slowly?

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    16. Re:Contradictory ... by garaged · · Score: 1

      s/while/whole

      Sorry

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    17. Re:Contradictory ... by garaged · · Score: 1

      Contruction workers do that often, I cannot think it is the best idea, but the job sucks and should be recompensed better that doing enough money for pot to pass the day

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    18. Re:Contradictory ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I find that weed sometimes lowers my intelligence to the point where mind-numbingly mundane coding that I've been avoiding becomes an interesting challenge. Weed makes everything interesting. By making it harder to think logically about things that require me to have a bunch of details in mind at once, it makes writing yet another data import program challenging and fun. Stonedness is a continuum, too. One doesn't have to get "my god, I can't feel my face" wasted every time you smoke. This lets you "dial-in" just the right level of high to make things interesting but still function.

      But this is really the exception, the corner case. For the most part, I find weed and programming are just not compatible. Not even a little.

    19. Re:Contradictory ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not the original AC, this is my first post in the matter.

      I'm also a high paid programmer and I smoke weed every day. I've had jobs that drug test me (only at hire time) and those who could care less.

      When I'm high at home and a work problem happens to pop into my head on my own time. I'll actually think about it for a second and come to a conclusion.

      But if they are jerks who want to test me and constantly tell me how wrong it is....... I'll refuse to think of work while high and if I do by accident, I'll avoid telling them. If it's so bad then the solutions to problems I'm solving must be bad too...... And thus you'll pay me another hour at least to sit and figure it out again on Monday.

    20. Re:Contradictory ... by adolf · · Score: 1

      Maybe he's relaxed at work, and enjoys relaxing even more when he's home with a spliff (or a beer or a line or a bump or...)

      Furthermore: Who are you to say what the proper state of relaxation is for someone else?

      That all said, "work," almost by definition, isn't generally very relaxing for most people. If it were we'd all be working all the time, 112 hours every week.

      But that's not how it tends to go. We call it work because it is work, and doing work is often not relaxing in comparison to other endeavors.

    21. Re:Contradictory ... by StoneyMahoney · · Score: 1

      This is from my own personal experience and the effects are a little difficult to put into words if you're not neurobiologically trained, so please excuse the flowery explanation.

      Pot has an effect akin to the randomization of the branching of your train of thought. When you consider which subject to move to next, a variety of options presents itself and a selection made on a number of situational factors. By adding a large random element to each consideration, recurring cyclic thoughts are disrupted and previously ignored connections are more likely to be followed up. The practical upshot is that you can simultaneously switch off and have flashes of left-field counter-intuitive inspiration at the same time.

      One of my recent pot-induced ideas concerns upgrading and virtualizing my gaming computer using ESXi and IOMMU. It'll let me run my Plex server in a background Linux VM, freeing up the Mac Mini currently doing that duty so I can give it to my Dad on a long-term while. The CPU upgrade will greatly increase my video transcoding and F@H throughputs, accelerating my DVD library project and increasing my PPD while that's idle to make up a little for the recent closedown of the PS3 F@H client programme.

      Unmotivated potheads? Not in my house!

    22. Re:Contradictory ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The beautiful thing about it is: even with drug-testing, anyone can truly do drugs almost any time they want, without ill-consequence, if those drugs are inherently safe enough and they have sufficient experience with them to act rationally and not out-of-control.

    23. Re:Contradictory ... by kmitchner · · Score: 1

      I think what a lot of people say isn't that they are exactly the same, but that the marijuana is better. No hangover, no puking, no alcohol poisoning, far less health risks and ways to mitigate the few risks there are with technology.

    24. Re:Contradictory ... by steviesteveo12 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but can you "could not be happier" and still be "stressed"?

    25. Re:Contradictory ... by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      You can word pick all you want, but the truth is yes: Stress is a part of life, you can be happy and still experience it, how you deal with stress in a positive manner tends to make people happy(ier). Let's take the theoretical 75k happiness threshold for example, some experts without a clue state that if you make 75k> you will most likely be happy (90%> I think). However, there's a flipside, most jobs over 75k tend to introduce a fair amount of stress in the workplace due to the responsibilities and deadlines. So it's not fair to say stress = unhappiness, it's just a part of life.

    26. Re:Contradictory ... by steviesteveo12 · · Score: 1

      Well that's a huge big strawman you've got there.

    27. Re:Contradictory ... by wallsg · · Score: 1

      I just got to have a little somethin' to jump-start the morning and a little somethin' else to shut down the night.
      -- Sonny Clemonds

    28. Re:Contradictory ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look how you feel as soon as your brain even imagines HULU control over you

      HULU IS bad, period, you dont need HULU for any recreational use, and please talk to any recovered HULU addict, it is a hell to get out of that thing, as it is NETFLIX and most other USELESS CONTENT PROVIDERS.

      You need recreation? Why not try CABLE or DISH? They will fry your brain faster right?, notice the part of "faster", do you really need to fry your brain slowly?

      Some zombies are stoners. Not all stoners are zombies. Some zombies watch Fox, some watch CNN, and some watch MSNBC. Some zombies watch DWTS, Idol, or whatever the current brain-sucking fad is.

      While we're going about violently correcting each other's preferred brain rot, let's not be picky.

      Don't forget one of the most dangerous recent fads in brain rot, politics. It makes you think you can run other people's lives, because you're enlightened by all the BULLSHIT that comes out of the mouths of your favorite liars.

    29. Re:Contradictory ... by srswtf · · Score: 1

      Hey guys, wine and pot are just like, exactly the same as heroin right? Right? ... Guys?

    30. Re:Contradictory ... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Drugs are bad, period, you dont need them for any recreational use

      Citation needed. That is what is called an "opinion", even though you attempted to state it as a fact. Please let me know if you ever run for political office so I can be sure to not vote for you.

      Also are you claiming you have never used alcohol, caffeine, aspirin, ibuprofen or any other drugs yourself? Because "drugs are bad, period" and if you ever use them you are just a giant hypocrite.

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      "But this one goes to 11!"
    31. Re:Contradictory ... by garaged · · Score: 1

      Sorry mr perfect, I am shamefully a human

      Can you tell me one good scientific conclusion that would make you agree with me?

      Get real

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    32. Re:Contradictory ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are an idiot "stress of any kind" and you can't be happy. HaHaHa You are always under "stress" there is "distress" and "eustress" . Distress is the bad one, eustress are good kinds of stress. Like you just met the woman of your dreams and she likes you too..."TONS, of good stress there, you are happy as hell and that is a "stress" on the body. Stress is simply outside stimuli, good or bad. So Don't make dumb ass statements like people can't be happy with stress of any kind when you don't know what you are talking about (what do you think bungee jumping, roller coasters, and sky diving are, people do all that stuff for the "stress" or "Rush" of it.) So just remember, you can be ignorant and nice and people are willing to help you , but when you are trying to be mean to people by citing incorrect science, well now you are just an ass, that no one likes.

    33. Re:Contradictory ... by damm0 · · Score: 1

      I find the experience similar to yours, but I perceive there to be a great deal more "boring" code. When you get right down to it, really only about 5% of code is interesting in any meaningful way. There's a risk that poor workmanship will sneak in, but then again if your tests aren't good enough it really doesn't matter if you're drunk, stoned, stupid, tired, or cocksure, the product will suck.

      The problem to watch out for is to think an idea is good when stoned, then tricking yourself into thinking it is still good when sober.

    34. Re:Contradictory ... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Can you tell me one good scientific conclusion that would make you agree with me?

      I don't know - try posting an actual scientific conclusion, not just your personal opinion, and we will find out.

      --
      "But this one goes to 11!"
    35. Re:Contradictory ... by spazdor · · Score: 1

      It's pretty much the only possible interpretation of a claim that "You say you are a top contributor at work, get bonuses and could not be happier, yet to do pot because of the stress" is inconsistent. Either stress and happiness can coexist in the same person or they can't.

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      DRM: Terminator crops for your mind!
    36. Re:Contradictory ... by garaged · · Score: 1

      So, there must be scientific evidence of the need of drugs for human happyness....

      This sounds like an addiction speaking for somebody

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  158. Wrong interpretation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think the idea is to code while high, but more to smoke a joint after work to help you get your mind off of things. It's more the lingering effects during the next workday that are what possibly help with the coding, not the active effects of being high -while- coding.

  159. I, for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Welcome our red-pill popping overlords.

    Free your mind.

  160. All speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about some non-anecdotal evidence from a scientist?

  161. Logical fallacy in assuming meditation helps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mediation does things to your brain that make you realize certain things.

    The fallacy is assuming that the only path to these realizations comes through meditation.

    (I have no qualms with people who choose to meditate so I'm not going to sneak anti-meditative sentiment in here.)

    If you learn to do drugs or, for those with aversion to the negative publicity associate with drugs, to "edit your thought patterns," you'll get everything you could from meditation.

    This isn't an anti-mediation argument; that's for someone else's thread. It's an argument against assuming meditation can give you something that can't get another way.

    If the potential is within the mind, clearly it's the important element, not the meditation.

  162. Left brain, right brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I did my entire electrical and electronic degree coursework while stoned, it was especially useful for the maths part, which I couldn't get my head round whilst sober. For some reason it let me think about such abstract concepts in a different way. I would then make copious notes to help me when I came back to it the next day, and I came out of it with a first class degree. On the other hand, I write music and it strangely does not help in a creative way. YMMV!

  163. Something doesn't add up here by Andy+Prough · · Score: 1

    365 X $100 > $32K hmmmm.... Let me offer some free accounting advice - you might want to find a better-paying job or a cheaper "habit". Could I recommend fishing, jogging, or playing video games? All much, much more in line with your current stated income.

  164. Helps me in some ways, hurts in others... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find I'm much more productive in many ways when coding while high. Mainly in that I enjoy it and it helps me focus on the work for absurdly long periods of time. Sometimes I find myself stressed out and getting sick of programming, needing a break, so I take a break and smoke a bowl. Usually after about two or three hits I find I'm really excited about what I'm doing again, and instead of continuing my break I just get back at it for another few hours... and so on until I fall asleep. I do find my focus is better too - my mind tends to wander more when I'm not high and I get more distracted by RSS feeds and slashdot and such. Then again I've been smoking heavily every day for 14 years. When I was in high school I remember that getting high would make it hard to pass tests and such, but at this point I feel more competent doing such things high than not, honestly. I'm not really sure if this is a good thing or not.

    That aside I'm a horrible example in most other respects. College dropout, unemployed, and currently working on my own projects with the hope of eventually making it big (if not I go back to doing freelance stuff). The reasons I did poorly in college were more due to drinking all the time and never going to class, though - also I'm an asocial recluse, pretty much. Blame alcohol and my own bad decisions for that, not the weed. In my opinion it can help make working long hours more desirable, especially if you love what you're doing and love doing it high. My recommendation would be moderation and good judgment, but if you're used to getting stoned all the time, it shouldn't seriously interfere with your work. Most of my best ideas (the ones I'm now turning into tens of thousands of lines of code out of my apartment) occurred while smoking weed.

    I've considered quitting because I'm worried what the long term effects on my cognitive abilities will be as I get older (not to mention lung cancer), but I'm not entirely sure it won't limit my creativity and productivity as well.

  165. Pot's Effects on Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last time I was sitting at my computer and smoked some pot, I decided it would be a good idea to reencrypt the porn collection with a new password. Later, I encountered insurmountable evidence that pot can screw with your short term memory. I lost a lot of good porn to pot.

  166. Since when is /. removing posts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This post was removed due to Dice content standards violations.

    Please tell me this is a joke and not censorship.

    Last I checked the ONLY msg ever removed from /. other than technical glitches was a Scientology-related posts removed due to legal threats.

  167. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  168. Re:This Is Disgusting And Sick by Thiez · · Score: 1

    > Illicit drugs reduce your life expentancy.

    Some of them, perhaps. As do many licit drugs. I fail to see why you make the licit/illicit distinction, as it is not the legal status of a drug that determines its harmfulness (except perhaps when it lands you in prison...). How about "Some recreational drugs reduce life expectancy, in particular those that are (for that reason) illegal.

    > FACT.

    Not really.

  169. A good book by the same author by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would trust John Markoff with a accurate, and fair assessment of people in the computer industry.

    I would also like to give him money.

  170. Ketamine and cyberpunk by indole · · Score: 1

    Ketamine helped create cyberpunk. My vote's on yes.

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    (2,3-Benzopyrrole)
  171. Marijuana does by zmooc · · Score: 1

    Marijuana most certainly helps. Well, it helps me, but with marijuana one thing is for sure: everybody reacts differently to it. So YMMV tremendously.

    It typically has two effects. The first is to help focusing, enabling absorbing much more information into your brain than you typically manage. This helps you through the boring parts (think: endless debug sessions or typing that javadoc), the typical project-blockers which are avoided by procrastinating. It also helps thinking on a more abstract level, working on the bigger picture.

    The second effect is that it can trigger a certain kind of creativity, coming up with solutions that you'd otherwise simply not have thought of, the kind of solutions that may sometimes pop into your head while taking a shower after a good nights sleeps.

    Note that - in my case - it typically does not negatively affect code quality at all; my code is pristine whether I'm stoned or not. (And I'm considered one of the most horribly code-quality nazis by most of my colleagues so I think I can judge on that;-)).

    While such effects do occur quite often, you cannot rely on it; sometimes it just does not happen. Another problem is that using recreational drugs in order to achieve a specific outcome other than recreation-thing itself is guaranteed to end in a bad habit that can quite easily develop into a dependence on marijuana, which can be quite difficult to get rid of. Note that in many people marijuana does trigger nasty symptoms such as an irregular hearthbeat, low bloodpressure (fainting), stomach complaints as well as
    withdrawal symptoms ranging from not being able to sleep at all to being unimaginable nervous to actual physical symptoms such as sweating profusely. While I no longer am addicted, I have been for several years and it literally took me years to get rid of that. I have found it much easier to quit smoking tobacco than to quit smoking my daily joint. BE CAREFUL.

    Therefore I suggest not to use marijuana at all and if you do, do it at most once a week and do it for recreational purposes ONLY. For me, that advice came a bit too late, but I'm absolutely convinced that smoking weed has increased my programming productivity at home tremendously and has helped me come up with some of the best ideas I've ever had, thereby having a hugely positive effect on my professional career as well.

    Nevertheless: just don't do it.

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    0x or or snor perron?!
  172. Re:This Is Disgusting And Sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whatever you need to sleep at night, eurotrash alkie.

  173. Really who gave you your info? Nancy Reagan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The amount of uninformed comments on here are astounding. I'll ask all of you brainiacs one question, does a drug affect all people the same way?

    I'll answer it for you, no. Which is why there are 20 different types of anti depressant pills for example.

    To all of you who are trying to make out that everyone who uses drugs turns into a blathering idiot, I'd like to ask if that applies to Carl Jung and Sigmund Freud? Both huge cocaine users, just one example of many.

    Just because none of you can handle or because of genetic makeup don't experience what others experience, doesnt mean everyone turns into you when using.

    1. Re:Really who gave you your info? Nancy Reagan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The amount of uninformed comments on here are astounding. I'll ask all of you brainiacs one question, does a drug affect all people the same way?

      I'll answer it for you, no. Which is why there are 20 different types of anti depressant pills for example.

      To all of you who are trying to make out that everyone who uses drugs turns into a blathering idiot, I'd like to ask if that applies to Carl Jung and Sigmund Freud? Both huge cocaine users, just one example of many.

      Just because none of you can handle or because of genetic makeup don't experience what others experience, doesnt mean everyone turns into you when using.

      Carl Jung and Sigmund Freud... Are you saying that it wasn't the drugs fault?

  174. I'm afraid not, see Holland. by Barryke · · Score: 1

    Im dutch, some drugs is legal to use here, and i have never heard of this as being relevant to (software) engineers. In my experience we use less drugs, and if we use it (or alcohol) we close in on the stereotype "normal" person.. or so I heard.

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    Hivemind harvest in progress..
  175. Recreationals? - sometimes, but nootropics always. by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    I use racetams like aniracetam and/or piracetam. I also favor eugeroics like Adrafinil. While not miracles, both of these are extremely helpful in enhancing memory and attention. Caffeine too, is a perennial favorite. I've also had good experiences with Bacopa, but you take it the night before, not during the day when you're programming. All legal and available on Ebay too. Bonus!

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  176. Re:This Is Disgusting And Sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please keep on feeling superior. While you are working 60 hours a week all year long, deep in debt, and being herded by overly aggressive police officers. In constant fear of getting something unfortunate happen to you in which case you are screwed big time. Meanwhile, us commie-euro-trashions will stick up another reefer, drink some wine and work only 36 hours. And feel free, anything can happen and we're covered. No fear.

  177. Ask Paul Erdos about speed by lopgok · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Erd%C5%91s "After 1971 he also took amphetamines, despite the concern of his friends, one of whom (Ron Graham) bet him $500 that he could not stop taking the drug for a month.[34] Erds won the bet, but complained that during his abstinence mathematics had been set back by a month: "Before, when I looked at a piece of blank paper my mind was filled with ideas. Now all I see is a blank piece of paper." After he won the bet, he promptly resumed his amphetamine use."

  178. Recreational programming is my drug by Oscaro · · Score: 1

    Subject says it all.

  179. Ampethimines by Detritusher · · Score: 1

    If it's good enough for the Air Force to give to pilots, it's good enough for you!

  180. For thinking creatively and designing it can by Kingofearth · · Score: 1

    Psychedelics and cannabis can help with the conceptual part of designing software, but they make it more difficult to write actual code and can make it more buggy. I find that a small amount of weed can help me focus for a couple of hours before it makes me groggy. Also, microdosing LSD - taking just enough to get the stimulating, creative, awareness-expanding, uplifting effects but not enough for the reality distortion and motor impairment - shows promising signs as a nootropic. I would recommend looking into LSD microdosing if you're really curious about how recreational drugs could be used beneficially for intellectual purposes. I've never used LSD explicitly for problem solving, but all kinds of unique ideas come to me spontaneously, and there have been many times while tripping that I've viewed the world in an objected-oriented way for example thinking about each person as a separate implementation of an abstract Person class along with implementing interfaces for each role they perform in society as a way of conceptualizing the way unique people can all fit into predefined roles in society. Most of the realizations on psychedelics are hard to describe to others, but that's mostly because of how complex and nuanced (and many times, personal) the realizations are. It would be like trying to explain how some 100,000 line system you wrote works to someone; You understand it conceptually in your head, but putting it into words so a lay person can understand the inner workings is all but impossible.

    It's not that recreational drugs help the actual act of writing code, but they can be greatly beneficial to the conceptual design process.

    Then there's stimulants like adderall and (obviously) caffeine. And the fact that smoking weed after work can be an effective means of preventing burn out.

    In the end, I think it mostly varies from person to person. What drugs they're used to, how their mind naturally works, what kind of work they do, what kind of effects the want, etc.

  181. Provigil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Forget "recreational" drugs, I want to code.
    How well do programmers perform while taking Provigil?

  182. Good drug for mental clarity? by Theovon · · Score: 1

    If there is one, I don't know what it is. Alchohol makes me feel generally lousy. Tobacco can be fun at a party but fuzzes my brain for anything requiring concentration. I'm addicted to caffeine, but if I get the level wrong, it fuzzes my brain. BTW, I have CFIDS, so I'm not exactly starting out in a good place, and basically everything makes me worse. Even too much sugar! Energy drinks fall flat for me because the sugar cancels out the other effects. Especially when it's HFCS, which makes me really tired; cane sugar causes me less trouble. Taurine and B vitamine are fine, but carnitine gives me headaches.

    I have these multivitamins that are high in B's, particularly niacin, and those are the only things I've tried that have a clear short-term positive effect on my concentration.

  183. Speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know why the examples are pot and LCD, that's pretty silly. If you want to talk about drugs that helps one do math-intensive activities the conversation should be about Aderall and Ritalin and stuff like that. Meth perhaps (though I've never tried that one, so I can't comment on it).

    One time in grade school I was still tripping on acid from the night before and the teacher asked me a simple geometry question that I normally would have been able to do in my head. I started writing out equations and pretty soon I filled the page and none of it made a damn bit of sense. The only thing that acid ever made me better at was playing guitar and video games (fun trip: play Killer 7 on acid).

    And pot. . . it seriously hinders my ability to read and do math. It makes me way too forgetful and it seems like it takes way more mental energy than normal to do the same things. Pot helps one to excel at guitar and video games or any other task where one is mindlessly focussed on a single activity. Playing around with differential equations. . .not so much. I haven't done any programming in a long time but it's all math, so I'm sure pot would hinder me in the same way as doing other mathematical activities.

  184. Yes & No by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

    Drugs can increase performance in two regions in the coding world: long monotonous tasks that just aren't fun to do &... critical thinking. Some bugs / challenges require you to really descend into the code, far more than is normal for most people's cognition and some drugs take you there. Most don't, they're designed to allow people to have fun / forget their lives or something, not work. On general tasks though, like say adding a slew of textboxes and then wiring them up to data points, it requires just enough focus to not be monotonous, but not enough where you can focus in on it and work, you're constantly changing gears. All in all, I'd have to say they're counter-productive on a large scale, but have probably led to some coding gems sprinkled here and there in the coding world.

    Out of scope: out-of-the-box thinking & it's effects on coding

  185. Re:This Is Disgusting And Sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I shit on your little third world eurotrash countries where you have no freedom and censorship is the norm. You know that computer you use to read Slashdot? Invented by Americans. In all of the millennia of your pathetic country's existence, you couldn't match what we Americans were able to create in only two hundred years.

    Stay drunk, alkie.

  186. Pot inhibits programming! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The one drug that I can't program on is pot. But it seems to be one of the safest, fukk your ass up drugs out there... And it helps me sleep.

  187. Best logging class *EVER* by ripnet · · Score: 1

    You end up with the best, most usable, most efficient logging class that the world has ever known, before which log4net can only cry with jealousy. However, your project doesnt depend on having good logging.... ooops!

  188. Re:GRAPHICS DESIGNERS yes (for pot), not programme by Xtifr · · Score: 1

    Programming has creative elements. When I was younger, I found pot to be helpful during the design phase, but absolutely counterproductive during the debugging phase.

  189. NOW you tell us by LeadSongDog · · Score: 1

    After we spent years wondering why Vista was such a POS, now we find out Redmond was stoned out of their redwoods.

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    Oh, I'm sorry sir, I thought you were referring to me, Mr. Wensleydale.
  190. Re:This Is Disgusting And Sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there are just as many of us who see recreational drug use for the destructive, distracting habit it is.

    What if I say "there are just as many of us who see religion for the destructive, distracting habit it is."

    Would that be trolling? Why, why not?

  191. Tell that to someone with a psychiatric disorder by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

    Try repeating the above to someone who needs psychiatric medication to function normally or to keep symptoms down to manageable levels. How would you like someone with schizophrenia to try meditating their problems away?

    Not all brains are created equal.

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    Palm trees and 8
  192. Absolutely! by alphred · · Score: 1

    Drugs have helped my career tremendously. I may not be the best developer, but I've been promoted beyond all of my hung-over, buzzed, and fried co-workers.

  193. Hogwash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I simply detest the stupidity of people who equal "a coming of age' with a truism. There is no correlation between drugs and programming well, I've seen fellow trippers and their work and I've fired a few once I found the reason for the crap code that they wrote.

  194. Yes by lightknight · · Score: 1

    Yes, I imagine they all do, but for different effects. Someone who plays with poppy tea will adopt a style different from someone who drops acid. Same for ketamine.

    The bigger problem you are going to run into is the inability of society to tolerate that kind of evolution. See, it may take 5 trips to level up a programmer from standard to 'I understand how to implement an incredible Visitor pattern,' all while your boss, who has never programmed in his life and thinks drugs are of the devil, is going to be messing with you (either harshing your buzz / creating a bad trip, or if it's done off-hours, he will not be appreciate of the changes ("This new pattern, while awesome, differs from the established way of doing things, and is giving your teenage replacements a mind-fuck"). External forces can and will influence the effects of a trip, as can be seen when the drug-taker is a low-class, middle-class, or upper-class individual. Low-class it can end very badly, and I understand typically does. Middle-class it's hard to tell. Upper-class, especially among artists and musicians, can do some incredible stuff. But then, their fields tolerate that just fine, while programming is slowly becoming intolerant of that (lower salaries, plus bosses care more than you are sitting at a desk, day-dreaming, than writing something incredible at home; it is, no doubt, the primary difference between the big 'gains' we were seeing in the programming sector a decade or two ago, and now, where the biggest thing to come out of tech recently was Windows 8 and FailBook's IPO).

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  195. Re:Never mind cannabis, what about performance dru by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

    What are the students taking now-a-days to get through their studies?

    The same things they were taking in the 90s, 80s, 70s, etc.: caffeine, nicotine, and amphetamines.

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    Palm trees and 8
  196. Re:This Is Disgusting And Sick by asylumx · · Score: 1

    Whatever your opinion is of recreational drugs, this animosity toward people minding their own business in the privacy of their own home is reminiscent of those who think violent video games caused the Columbine massacre and other real-world violence. It is a simple fact that humans generally consumes large amounts of chemicals that alter the way our mind and body work, and our society generally manages to do just fine. And just like some people will be violent psychopaths who just happen to be gamers, some people will self destruct who just happen to use recreational drugs.

    Well said. This is how I feel about several social issues.

  197. I live in Colorado - now what? by careysb · · Score: 1

    So, do they now throw out the THC part of the urine tests?

  198. My experience by Jombieman · · Score: 1

    Back in the 80's I was attending a university and programming in Fortran (and regularly smoking pot). Unfortunately I did something stupid that resulted in me spending 3 weeks as the guest of the government (ie: I spend 3 weeks in jail) So this particular jail (or at least the section that I was in) had a chess board. And there were a number of good players. I had learned to play chess as a kid, but I never got particularly good. I had been smoking right up to day I went to court so when I landed in cells I was in what I felt was my usual working mental condition. After a few days I started playing chess (since there wasn't much else to do) and I played badly. However I noticed as the days passed by I was getting better. After 2 weeks I really was noticing that my game had improved dramatically and I was feeling like my thinking was much clearer. By the end of my time I was the top player in the place. Once I got out I of course went back to smoking but almost immediately I felt my thinking becoming muddied. I started looking around and I could see that many people that were regular smokers had little or no ambition and were content to simply drift along in life. I have not smoked in many years and for me it was the right thing to do. The other thing that is problematic is how much crime has become centered around the production and distribution of pot. Just like the days of prohibition, easy money has created gangs that only exist because of the easy money generated by the drug trade. Legalizing and controlling the production and distribution of drugs by the government (as is done with alcohol since the end of prohibition) is a way to remove the funding that gangs depend on. The increase in revenue generated by the taxation of pot sales combined with the savings from no longer having to lock up offenders would make a huge difference to how policing would be done. I see that today's social problems centered on pot use has many parallels with the prohibition era. And like that era, the solution was to legitimize and regulate.

  199. Begs for Betteridge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge's_law_of_headlines

    This article is about the best example of Betteridges law that I've ever seen.

  200. Durgs = bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Generally, drugs = bad. You can do without them, and better, and even without common pills. The hippies were ofcourse highly inspired by LSD. But that is not the main element. Religion is. Esoteric religion. And THAT, can help you think better, have a clearer mind, a more content life. And nothing is better than a positive outlook on life, and honestly praising God.

    For a drugless, and clear understanding of religion, please also look at http://www.paradoxuncreated.com

    Peace Be With You.

  201. America is not worth saving. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Nuff said.

    1. Re:America is not worth saving. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      America is not worth saving. It is worth changing, though.

  202. Re:This Is Disgusting And Sick by sribe · · Score: 1

    While I agree that you shouldn't mod GP down because of disagreeing...I do believe GP should be modded down. He uses inflammatory and trolling language.

    No, he should be modded down because his comment was the fucking idiotic ravings of a lunatic ;-)

  203. This adds a whole new meaning to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THE CLOUD

  204. Re: YES. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your code is broken.

    Your code on drugs is sufficiently obfuscated that I don't really care to determine if it's broken or not. Much better, indeed!

    Clearly, you need to write mroe code on drugs.

  205. Re:Caffeine (FTFY) by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

    Caffeine is NOT a recreational drug; it is a necessity of life.

    Cheers,
    Dave

    P.S. Interesting obervation in your sig. I wonder if Douglas Adams realized that when he came up with 42.

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    They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty.
    Ben
  206. Alcohol: the legal recreational drug by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

    I worked at a place that had a beer fridge. 4:30 pm was unofficially known as beer:30. Can't say much one way or the other about any code that got written late in the day. The good developers wrote good code regardless of whether or not they had had a beer. I can say that morale and productivity both took a hit when the place went "corporate" and no longer stocked the beer fridge.

    Some things are counterintuitive. Supposedly the beer should have been a hit on productivity. Instead, everyone relaxed and talked and worked out dependencies and interactions along with the usual BSing. End result was a better product.

    Cheers,
    Dave

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    They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty.
    Ben
  207. Re: unix = 1 by jcdr · · Score: 1

    cat > main.c << EOF
    #include <stdio.h>
    int main(void) {
        printf("%d\n", unix);
        return 0;
    }
    EOF

    make main
    cc     main.c   -o main

    ./main
    1

    'unix' is simply one of the symbols defined by the compiler.
    use this command to show all of them:

    gcc -dM -E - < /dev/null

  208. Alcohol works best! by gabrieltss · · Score: 1

    Have a couple of drinks and get a good buzz (not drunk), and all brain lock goes away! When at home I code at my best with a good buzz - one highball glass of Crown Royal with ice always does the trick! Who needs pot or LSD - legal stuff works great.

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    The Truth is a Virus!!!
  209. Re:This Is Disgusting And Sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And some people will have vile violent reactions without taking any drugs whatsoever.

  210. Logical fallacy in assuming drugs DO NOT help by PurplePhase · · Score: 1

    Did anyone say that it was "the only path"? I may have missed that comment.

    Odd that you mention "logical fallacy" when talking about the mind, and then assume that meditation can work outside the bounds of the mind - from within which the meditating is being accomplished.

    There are many, many potentials which require a spark to ignite the "important element". For you, perhaps that was your dedication to meditation, and perhaps that will get you as far in developing your Self and your Being as you can possibly get in this world. Congrats on having the opportunities, discipline, time, and teachers for that.

    Not so for others.

    8-PP

  211. hallucinogens and achievement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Long ago, I had experience of a roommate at CalTech. D would lay out a pill before he went to sleep. He set his alarm to go off at 5am. He dropped the pill at 5, and went back to sleep. The pill was, in rotation to prevent habituation, LSD, pscilocybin, or mescaline. About an hour after his 5am alarm, he'd be awakened by the drug's actions and go about his day. He graduated with a 4.3 (A+). I'm not sure I ever saw him straight. I never worked out (nor did he offer any definitive comment on the matter) whether he was so damned smart because of, or in spite of, his selfie-pharm regimen, but whatever, he was able to perform at the highest level in one of the most demanding academic environments around.

  212. Pot Helps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doing any sort of real programming sort of gets me high on it's own - don't need pot.

    But the drudgery that actually pays most of the bills (another stinkin form?) is far more tolerable with a little puff.

  213. Re:Contradictory ... Years of experience(lifetime) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I smoked my way through my career, and now I regret it mightily. Sure it was relaxing at the time, but I have to admit that there was a complexity level I could not get past while stoned. Windows programming for instance. I just couldn't keep it together in Visual Studio if stoned. I would hit the wrong key and not be able to back up. I would also make subtle errors that were difficult to unwind later. Some people like to drink some beer and code freely (as in free like in beer), and I think that is prone to the same trouble. My truth is that the more sober and focused you are, the higher the quality of the work. I believe it is a fallacy that an American programmer on drugs is smarter than some foreigner who is motivated and sober. I haven't smoked in six years, but I think my colleagues are convinced I am a stoner and I don't get job offers any more. I guess there are plenty of clean and sober engineers to choose from, and being a stoner doesn't help your competitiveness.

  214. Does not always work by Cyberax · · Score: 2

    Caffeine has little effect on many people (me included). I can drink a cup of strong coffee and go to sleep 30 mins later just fine. I've once accidentally conditioned myself to expect sleep after drinking coffee by drinking a cup each night before bed. So for a few weeks afterwards I was becoming very sleepy after drinking a cup of coffee during day.

    And no, I don't have caffeine dependency - I can live (and often do) without coffee for months just fine.

  215. smoking pot - Gluing kids hands to the wall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Smoking pot helps you to think that super gluing your 2 year old's hand to the wall and beating her will help her to be potty trained.

    "Jocelyn suffered bleeding in her brain, a fractured rib, multiple bruises and bite marks, and was in a coma for a couple of days. Some skin had been torn off her hands, where doctors also found glue residue and white paint chips from the apartment wall, witnesses testified."

    "Escalona admitted to using drugs since the age of 13, smoking marijuana while she was pregnant, and doing drugs and drinking while out on bond for a prior felony charge."

    http://abcnews.go.com/US/texas-mom-glued-daughters-hands-wall-99-years/story?id=17436643#.UJxdQ04r1Nc

    "Despite what she described as problems paying rent and other bills, Escalona admitted she was using marijuana about twice a day in the time before she attacked Jocelyn."

      http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/10/11/texas-mother-who-glued-her-toddler-daughter-hands-faces-sentencing-for-felony/#ixzz2Bgb5Ch3C

      I do not think that the pot helped her decision making.

  216. Re:try it with a different word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ballmer Peak
    xkcd.com/323/

  217. Re:This Is Disgusting And Sick by euroq · · Score: 1

    there are just as many of us who see recreational drug use for the ... distracting habit it is.

    What is wrong with a distracting habit? I watch movies to distract myself from the boredom and suffering of life; so what?

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  218. LSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a half-decent way to extract the LSA. Keeping the water cold and out of the light is probably a good idea. Using alcohol instead of water might work even better.

    The best I've ever felt was mixing shrooms and LSA. No trip per se, but an incredible feeling of happiness, power, and enlightenment.

    Erowid has pretty good information about LSA extraction. You're not really supposed to swallow the seeds; grinding them up and then putting them in a teabag and sucking on that for a half hour is probably good.

    1. Re:LSA by Randym · · Score: 1
      Using alcohol instead of water might work even better.

      NO. The LSA is soluble in water NOT alcohol. It's THC which is soluble in alcohol. Am I the only person who researched this before I did it? Go read Richard Schultes.

      And as long as we're on the subject, eliminating the black seed coat will *considerably* settle your stomach. Grind seeds, soak in cool water for an hour, pour off top 3/4s of liquid, repeat until liquid is *golden* amber (not dark brown). You might want to send the liquid through a coffee filter at some point to eliminate any fibrous material. Don't *drink* the water -- let it soak into the mucous membrane under your tongue.

      Best if you can buy a lot of packages,..

      NO. NEVER take seeds directly from commercial packets -- they're treated with methyl bromide, which is poisonous to humans (it's to keep birds from eating the seeds.) Grow your own -- morning glories are fecund. You'll never lack for seeds after the first year.

      Don't expect a spectacular acidic trip. LSA doesn't fit as snugly into the serotonin receptors as LSD, since it lacks the 2 ethyl groups. Enjoy it for what it is: a pleasantly organic experience.

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      DNA is a Turing machine. You, however, being dynamic and emergent, are not.
  219. Not reallly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That get out of jail is only if you are not caught by the FEDERAL law enforcement.

  220. Limitless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They've identified these receptors in the brain that activate specific circuits. And you know how they say that we can only access twenty percent of our brain? Well, what this does, it lets you access all of it.

  221. Absolutely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Marijuana and LSD are excellent. If they don't help with programming, f*** programming.

  222. Nick Black? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Serious, that dude was on all sorts of interesting stuff, and was coding perfect assembly. Then again, he's burnt out more brain cells than most people possess, so maybe he could afford to do that...

  223. verbal irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And we have several hundred years of history, compromising some of our greatest bodies of work, also done while under the influence, that help reiterate that point.

    You don't say? I'd agree that being under the influence would compromise any body of work, large or small.

  224. clarification not drug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mj is an herb not a drug
    caffeine is a drug ,
    tylenol is a drug
    generally speaking you the difference here is most things that you OD on will or can kill you MJ you either smoke yourself straight or sick i.e puking but you dont die unlesss you were able to smoke several lbs all at once very fast or were in a hermetically sealed room and sufficiently used up enough O2 the MJ itself will not kill you or turn you into a veggie

      also depending on studies they've found that people in routine monotonous work can and do perform better if stoned because the work is so simple they can be more meditative compared to a person that is stuck and is thinking about all the ills of their life lol mj can make ya content on the bottom of the totem pole ... the only true way to test this is with a mutiple sets of twin programmers of both genders have a control group and a stoned group and compare and not only compare that but swap the roles and give sufficient time for both to truely be cleaned out ---- Super High Me was not a proper scientitic method as it takes for a regular user about 35-45 days (body fat content/weight being a factor) and thusly to truely prune the measure wait at least 2-3months after that to allow his body chem to really balance out and then monitor his sober state then monitor him after resuming inhalation of cannabis --- but dude im more interested in the industrial uses honestly textiles/paper/biofuels/fabric and mooooorrreeee can we say instant multi-state instant cash crop and the air in LA would prolly be clear in no time

    1. Re:clarification not drug by neminem · · Score: 1

      Drug:
      n.
      1. A substance that has a physiological effect when ingested or otherwise introduced into the body, in particular.
      2. A medicine, esp. a pharmaceutical preparation
      3. A substance taken for its narcotic or stimulant effects, often illegally

      Those definitions match up to my internal conception of what the word means... nowhere in there or in my brain is anything saying it's not a drug if you can't OD on it. (There are plenty of drugs you can't OD on.)

      Meanwhile, other than euphemistically, I wouldn't really call it an herb. I might call it "herb", with finger-quotes, but not an herb. An herb is a plant, or part of a plant, that's used for seasoning food.

      p.s. ellipses are great, but periods are good for other things, too. Sentences are much easier to read when they, you know... end.

  225. Next on this channel by mseeger · · Score: 1

    Does alcohol help you driving better?

  226. Re:Caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why suffer when it's so easy to ramp down? Just drink 3/4 caf for a week, 1/2 caf the next, 1/4 caf the last. Decaf is your friend. No headaches.

  227. Why not alcohol? The Ballmer Peak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    obligatory XKCD: http://xkcd.com/323/

  228. Re:Never mind cannabis, what about performance dru by Yomers · · Score: 1

    For somebody who use stimulants its L-DOPA http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L-DOPA - amino acid precursor to dopamine.

  229. Re:This Is Disgusting And Sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Glad to hear the simple facts are so cut and dried. For starters, not enough people are fully sober (alcohol and drug free) their entire lives for us to make a fair comparison as to how differently those people turn out. I suspect you'd have to look at earlier eras to get some data on societies with high levels of abstinence- like late 1890s Britain or 1950s USA- and I hypothesize that abstinence might have something to do with the energy of those times.

    Regardless, we're certainly not doing just fine. We are living in a crisis of indifference- more or less disinterested in pursuing the big problems- global warming, social justice, resource sustainability, moving into space as a frontier... On the whole we're more ignorant, more obnoxious, less disciplined, and less effective than our predecessors of 50 years ago- and technology is the only thing propping up the whole tottering system so we can pretend that our nice cars and clothes prove how great we are.

    A nation of newspaper readers has shifted to a nation that lives on propaganda and marketing. What happened to duty, honor, social good, service, civic pride, and real community? I bet most under 20s today couldn't even define alot of those terms. We're not even respecting the hard-won protections of our constitution anymore, which was for so long a source of pride for Americans. Routine spying, state murder and torture are standard procedure and nobody cares enough to stop it or even hardly bring it up.

    And you want to tell me this has nothing to do with the fact that the number one pasttime of (as you pointed out, nearly all) American adults, the thing they rush home in the evening to do, is drugs (including alcohol and prescriptions)? And you want to tell me that happiness found in a bottle or a pipe doesn't displace the much subtler and harder won pleasures of accomplishing things through hard work, of service to others, of making the world a better place? The arguments that people have always been the same is absurd. Just look at the different generations, groups, cultures all around us and you see very different ethics and very different lives lived. If people would stay sober and focused on things that are real, instead of TV fantasy and chemistry, they'd have less need for such rationalizations and excuses.

    And it won't matter much how we code when we wake up in a dystopian society because everybody preferred to get high and avoid the problems rather than develop themselves as people, to be able to wield the clear-minded discipline and self-knowledge that makes sacrifice and service to the greater good not just a bunch of talk or something to be written off, but an emotional and rational priority.

  230. think your way out of this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it your diet was intentionally depleted of tryptophan, or imbalanced, could you think your way out of that? what about if you were exposed to methyl-mercury or cadmium would you be able to just resist the aggressive tendencies those heavy metals are known to cause.

    because the amount of tryptophan that crosses the BBB is a function of the ratio of tryp: LNAA (large neutral aminoacids), so that eating too much protein can similarly deplete your brain of tryptophan the essential building block of a series of neurotransmitters, serotonin, n-acetyl-serotonin, melatonin, mexamine, and theoretically dmt. some of these are antioxidants as well as hormones and neurotransmitters. in fact melatonin specifically concentrates in the CSF, nucleous and mitochondria where it plays an important role protecting DNA and mitochondrial DNA.

    melatonin is probably the most potent and effective antioxidant that exists and we produce it while we sleep. long term administration to various mammals has been shown in extend their lifespan by 20%.

    Melatonin is unlike most antioxidants that exist in two states, oxidised and reduced. when they lose an electron to stabilise another free radical they become toxic themselves. Linus paulings wife died of stomach cancer from taking mega doses of vitC because in large doses the amount on the other side of the equilibrium becomes significant and it does more harm than good. Melatonin is unlike most other antioxidants in that it can undergo a cascade and neutralise over 4 other toxic molecules or one or two very potent toxins without becoming toxic itself. together with glutathione it is one of the most important antioxidants in the human body, and tends to work better with buffering that occurs when all the naturally present antioxidiants are available including vit E and C.

    so when you are depleted of tryptophan and your body cannot produce sufficient serotonin, NAS and melatonin you become depressed but before you become totally depressed you develop certain psychological features. interestingly one is that you lose the ability to perform reversal learning effectively. which is where after being trained for one conditioned response the meaning of the signal is reversed and animals depleted of tryptophan and therefore serotonin exhibit a deficit in relearning the new meaning.

  231. Mr Mackey says: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Drugs are bad, m'kay?

  232. Besides, if we're making up hypotheses... by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Besides, if we're making up hypotheses, maybe Cthulhu mugs and posters also actually make programmers more motivated to finish the project before Great Cthulhu rises from R'lyeh to kill us all with tentacles. See, it's not just coincidence that so many of us nerds are cultists of the Great Old Ones. What? Are you saying it's just me? ;)

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  233. Wisdom follows, pay attention! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Marijuana abuse certainly helps increase computer programmers' productivity! Marijuana abuse causes schizophrenia or split-personality mental disorder, therefore a single on-pot programmer will be able to do the work of at least two non-smokers, possibly four or even five, provided each personality fragment in him can use a single limb to type on a separate keyboard, plus dictation via voice control.

    That is, before police arrive to take away the employee in handcuffs for murder. You see, schizos (a.k.a. psychopatologic serial killers) are not exactly peaceful guys and have a tendency to chop up wife between the beta and RC development stage of their new file systems...

    Of course, schizo may try to play the insanity defence gambit, claimining nobody knows which personality fragment in him is responsible for the murder, but we all know Dirty Harry's answer to such cowardice!

  234. I used to do Comp.Sci. research in Amsterdam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been a heavy marijuana user for 2 years, while doing research in theoretical computer science in Amsterdam. That helped thinking a damn lot. I was creative and able to think maths "out of the box" as they say. I was smoking pot only in the evening after work, but a lot of it. I have to say, I miss it, but I would NOT do it again. I was doing home and work, and nothing else. Because the thing called me back home as soon as I got out of work. And I know quite a bunch of people with the same problem. But apart from that, yes it helped doing theorems and proofs. And by the "Curry-Howard correspondence" (google for it!) this is the same thing as coding.

  235. Belt and suspenders. by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

    Follow the George Carlin mantra: Write stoned, edit sober. Maybe for you that means pseudocode stoned, or flowchart, or whatever you do to organize ahead of time. But don't forget to give anything you do the critical, detail-oriented sober eye as well before inflicting it on anyone else. For every great idea you get on drugs, there are at least three times as many bad ones you'd be better off leaving behind.

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    How is the Riemann zeta function like Trump rallies? Both have an endless number of trivial zeros.
  236. Absolutely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's like getting a second opinion from yourself. When I was a web developer, often I would lay the framework for my code at the office and do the rest from home while I smoked up. My boss was well aware of how the magic happened; he even hooked me up a few times when I was dry. He had noticed my performance was lacking, and made a joke about it during a cigarette break. He was the same way, though.

    Glad to see some serious discussion on this.

  237. I would take your wife's word for it but not yours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have known quite a few long-term active users of weed and I've seen pretty clear negative effects in everyone I would label such (1-3 times a month isn't yet active in this context). I don't think that every one of them fully realized/understood these negative effects though their spouses and those friends who weren't regular users certainly did. So, if your wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend says "Oh, AC has been smoking daily for years and there are no negative effects as far as I can see!", great. But I won't take your word for it, even if you believe in what you say yourself.

  238. I think so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Marijuana: Yes for creativity, and envisioning the end product. No for multitasking or tedious tasks. 20 years of experience.

  239. Tokin' Scientist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I smoke weed whenever I have it (~70% of the time) and have used lsd occassionaly (and will again). My job is nuclear physics research with a healthy side of web-application development. Smoking and programming work marvelously to ease anxiety, allow creative thought, and to focus my otherwise ADD-like attention.

  240. That old chestnut again? by doccus · · Score: 1

    WHat a ridiculous question.. Of course they do... In the beginning.. Once you reach a level of "state dependance" however, where you can't do it without, things change.. Programming on LSD though? Has anyone even *tried* it?

  241. drugs help certain mind states by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a Chip Musician and Pixel Artist (I code a bit too) I would say weed is beneficial for creative applications whereas caffine is good for concentration and solving logic problems. I'm pretty sure I have ADD, too, so that could be why these particular substances help me in certain situations. I feel like weed lets all the ideas swim together in my head whereas caffine puts up the walls and lets me focus on logic problems and technical things. I'm sure different brain chemicals combinations would produce different results, though. For example: my girlfriend (who has OCD) does not mix well with pot (makes her crazy), but she is mega addicted to caffine (and gets very chatty). I've observed that i dont really see the speedy affects of caffine - i mostly feel some increased concentration. Weed is also a very good anti-stress drug for me. I am interested in the legalization of weed because i want more research done on the drug. I want to know the actual side effects etc, and if its legalized, then there will be better research. I'd like to know and understand the potential side effects instead of wondering and speculating with my doctor.

    Also, >>> Carl Sagan smoked weed and wrote many articles about it under the pen name Mr. X.

  242. sendmail and lsd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No but it makes for interesting syntax. Sendmail was written when LSD was popular and this is NOT a coincidence!

  243. Re:This Is Disgusting And Sick by cusco · · Score: 1

    Cars have killed people in my family. Riding in cars reduces your life expentancy (sic). FACT.

    We should make riding in cars illegal.

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    "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
  244. Good News! by WiseWeasel · · Score: 1

    You'll be happy to know the cannacode.com domain is available, should someone wanna make that happen.

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    "I like systems, their application excepted", George Sand (French)
  245. They like to think so ... by FreedomFirstThenPeac · · Score: 1

    But correlation is not causation, and "personal testimonials (n=1)" are not "evidence-based analysis (n>>1)". Try looking at a few GOOD clinical trials and see what you think then.

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    "There is no god but allah" - well, they got it half right.
  246. Look the interviews with the FB people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're all so obviously high on aderall.

  247. pot etc. helps programmers destroy their employers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    programming while stoned and after being stoned is nothing new. It's been going on for decades and apparently still going on, unlike the companies where this was commonplace decades ago. Those failed long ago when they could not deliver product that was reliable or sometimes even product that actually worked.
    Programming is totally unforgiving of mistakes. Anything that impacts a programmer's mental state has a seriously negative effect on projects. That not only includes drugs and alcohol, but it also includes fatigue. Programming while stoned or drunk causes one to produce what they think is the neatest niftiest code - until they sober up and cannot figure out what it was even supposed to do, forget about whether it might actually work to perform the task. Programming with a hang-over or with drugs still in the system simply reduces one's capacity to function for hours or in some cases, days.

    Fatigue is a little less of a disaster. It usually comes about as one attempts to wrap something up, by working long hours. What happens here is typically, one or more mistakes get inserted into the code and the time to find and remove those mistakes adds several times more days of hard work than were saved by spending that extra time working weekends and/or eveinings to get the job done earlier. It's a simple thing that the further one goes in a project, the more difficult and time consuming the discovery and repair of any error tends to be. Or put another way, it's far quicker to finish a project with fewer bugs

  248. For me only in extreme moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can easily get to stoned to program but if I am fatigued a cup of coffee and a few hits off a joint will get my gear moving and I can be very productive and creative but if I smoke the whole joint or if I have been smoking chronically my coding goes to shit. I mean I have coded enough and patterns are ingrained enought that I can do it but I am slow and the code is poor quality. Now for endurance physical activities or sports I think pot is a performance enhancer. As a cyclist I can cycle to the point of failure smoke a joint and its like popeye got his spinach.

  249. Re:Never mind cannabis, what about performance dru by Randym · · Score: 1
    For somebody who use stimulants its L-DOPA...

    If you want to take a dopamine precursor, take L-tyrosine, which the brain converts into L-DOPA. L-tyrosine is available in Vitamin Shoppes and General Nutrition stores [USA]. Taking L-DOPA directly is not recommended; it's a pharmaceutical used to treat Parkinson's disease, and not very well at that, as it has unfortunate side effects, such as hyperdopaminergia.

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  250. coding on LSD? by KingBenny · · Score: 1

    is that how Jeff Minter does it? I dont know how that would work really but a spliff can help you get focused into something when it's really interesting, making the rest of the world disappear ... i wouldnt advise it to people who arent used to it though. I've known plenty of people who wouldnt start their working day without a smoke. Never saw any accidents coming from that, time passes by more quickly as well. Sounds like a nice experimen to try. Since it's being legalised in places in the states, have a go, by all means, have a go at it lol, don't forget to film it.

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  251. Drug Use by jjbartelt23 · · Score: 1

    I don't have a poblem with marijuana being legallized

  252. GP deserves mod up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While the GP may sound contradictory (eg. pot takes his/her mind from programming yet gets algorithmically creative when high), I experience the exact same thing. I have developed in-house apps for businesses using Java and smoking cannabis got me through some of the difficult bits and even IMO made the overall program more elegant and efficient. I can honestly report that I had the best of my ideas about how to proceed by using ideas that were both efficient and (again IMO) elegant when high and the results have borne out the value of my stoned ideas...it's amazing how many times classes can be reused for different things...

    Just for reference the latest app I did consists of about 20 interacting classes to produce output in PDF form suitable for local government use from a multi-tabbed GUI. The code consists of ~8000 lines of java and there is much 'rote' type code but minimal code duplication (i hope). Also I develop on my own without programming help from anyone else, only the council admin guy gives me any input as he must spec the req's. The people I work for are rapt with the results I have produced and want more apps from me.

    I agree with the actual coding being hard while stoned, but abstract algorithms which provide the templates for the eventual code flow thick and fast when I'm high and like the GP, I write them down, go hard on the whiteboard and review the ideas the next day. Many times I have even surprised myself at how many loose ends can be tied up with a single piece of string.

    My advice, don't be too quick to dismiss things which on the surface may seem contradictory or nonsensical until you are sure you have borne all relevant factors (both known and possible unknowns) into account. Life isn't black and white.

  253. Marijuana is good for your soul by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets do the math. One Executive Order nationwide making one federal tax uniform and recognition that marijuana is a non-prescription drug that in mild doses provides relief from anxiety and stress, and in stronger doses relief from cancer med chemo therapy side effects, muscular dystrophy and more.

    Oh. The math. 50 thousand shops would spring up employing a half million people, some with limited job history in their dream job. Good to fight inflation. If these dopes wanna lay around, out of circulation, burning their money—let them.

    I am not an anony coward. I am michael stephen levinson, independent write-in candidate for president
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  254. Marijuana good for economy by michaelslevinson · · Score: 1

    One Executive Order could change the law. 50 thousand shops would spring up. 500,000 people, many of whom with limited job history would be in their dream job—taxpayers. The pot would be taxed also. Good.

  255. TOP 10% of intelligence by syleishere · · Score: 1

    I have had priviledge of coding with best in the world, talking near perfect IQ tests, been to MIT etc. What they all had in common was their brain thinks faster than normal people, when they smoke pot they can actually focus and concentrate on code like a normal person. I remember one time one of these guys flunked a math test because he ran out, he rewrote it next day stoned and got a perfect 100%. For fun he'd sit up late at night stoned all the time hacking at the linux kernel trying to make it better. For normal people, there are 2 types, ones that shouldn't be programmers and ones that really do want to be there. The type that do want to be there come up with more creative ideas stoned, then implement them the next day, a coding block on an algorithm easily solved with having a joint, then tackling it the next day. Then there are the types that aren't creative that shouldn't be programmers to begin with that it doesn't help them at all. In overall society legalizing is probably a better thing, criminal minds that would go off committing crimes, instead smoke a joint, and say , screw it, lets just play xbox for rest of night, or just hang and chill, creating less work load on society. In general my opinion is do it in balance, don't smoke pot for 6 months straight or it will take you a full month to gain your longterm memory back, just do it here and there for a breather from life, as a sleeping pill or to overcome a coding block. Having a joint means you become effectively 2 people analyzing same problem, 2 minds are better than 1, and generally reason it is easier to solve problems thinking outside the box at times. I am definately not advocating smoking a joint everyday, unless you have no job or income(then go for it), but just in balance, it never hurts to approach things from a different philosophical perspective.

  256. Do Recreational Drugs Help Programmers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have programming because of recreational drugs

  257. Doping and programming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering the lack of quality software out there... We are not talking about cycling races here...