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Teenage League of Legends Player Jailed For Months For Facebook Joke

Kohath writes "Eighteen-year-old Justin Carter of Austin, Texas was arguing with a friend on Facebook about League of Legends back in February. After being called 'insane,' he responded with 'Oh yeah, I'm real messed up in the head, I'm going to go shoot up a school full of kids and eat their still, beating hearts.' Below that, he wrote 'lol' and 'jk.' He was arrested March 27, 2013 and has been in jail since that time. A hearing to review his case is scheduled for July 1, 2013. His parents have launched a change.org petition to convince the authorities to release their son."

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  1. So much for... by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    ...freedom of speech.

    He wasn't actually making a direct threat at any place or thing...just shooting off his mouth.

    Sad that you can be arrested for just a general saying of something.

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    1. Re:So much for... by ganjadude · · Score: 5, Insightful

      thought crimes?? I mean seriously everyone knows that if you are going to do something stupid like that, you dont post about it, you dont joke about it, you just do it. Its never the ones who say things like that you need to worry about its the ones who are silent to watch out for.

      Im most likely moving to austin in the next few months, not a fan of hearing this though

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    2. Re:So much for... by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes Freedom is more important than general safety.

      When the government says you can't have or do X because it is unsafe. It allows them to take the next step and say the next thing is unsafe and you shouldn't do it.

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    3. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It happened countless times. It shouldn't count as a fallacy anymore.

    4. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what has that got to do with freedom of speech?

      I am free to call you a stupid prick, and I am also free to take the consequences of my action.

      The fact that the consequences wewre rather over the top is a whole other discussion.

      But please don't give me the freedom of speech crap

    5. Re:So much for... by Penguinisto · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And yet he is still allowed to own guns... Because that freedom is so much more important

      Flamebait, but I'll bite:

      If he made a joke about drunk driving, do you think his driving privileges should be permanently revoked too?

      There's a *huge* difference between a credible threat leveled at a specific target, and just farting around. If you cannot tell the difference, kindly stop your internet service, burn your computer, and cancel your TV/cable/sat subscription.

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    6. Re:So much for... by h4rr4r · · Score: 4, Informative

      Can we take them away just because he is a teenager?

      We have the drinking age and driving age totally backwards in this country.

    7. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he's convicted, he will not be allowed to own guns.

    8. Re:So much for... by csumpi · · Score: 0

      You should read up about freedom of speech resrtictions.

      Freedom of speech doesn't allow incitement to crime, fighting words, true threats, child pornography, etc... Also, what he wrote might be funny to you, not to parents of kids going to school in his neighborhood.

      It's nice that you can be arrested for breaking the law.

    9. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fallacy: argument from fallacy.

    10. Re:So much for... by SJHillman · · Score: 2

      Just because it's not funny doesn't mean it's a credible threat. If that were the case, pretty much everybody would be jailed at one point or another.

    11. Re:So much for... by sjames · · Score: 1

      It wasn't funny at all. It also wasn't a credible or targeted threat any more than claiming he was gonna get a Harry Potter wand and turn everyone into frogs.

    12. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...freedom of speech.

      He wasn't actually making a direct threat at any place or thing...just shooting off his mouth.

      Sad that you can be arrested for just a general saying of something.

      It's been fairly scary for a while, but you can setup pretty much anyone by hacking into their computer (or just using the account they forgot to log out of at the library, or their phone, etc) and updating their FB posts with such things or uploading certain pics to their accounts. They can't prove they didn't do it and it will ruin their reputation (and other things) for a long time. Thats the main reason why I keep my systems locked down, not that I'll lose something, but so that I won't "gain" something unwanted.

      Posting as A/C on purpose.

    13. Re:So much for... by MrLint · · Score: 1

      What if I were to threaten to build a moon based silo to fire ballistic puppies at the earth?

    14. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "freedom of speech" means that there are no legal consequences to speaking regardless of the content of your speech. Here is a person who is suffering legal consequences as a result of what he said. That violates freedom of speech.

      If he had been fired from his job because of his carless speech that would be a different matter, but we're talking about the government imprisoning people here, which is exactly what the first amendment was written to prevent.

    15. Re:So much for... by PhxBlue · · Score: 0

      He wasn't actually making a direct threat at any place or thing...just shooting off his mouth.

      Freedom of speech does not absolve one from responsibility for the consequences of the speech in question.

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    16. Re:So much for... by freezin+fat+guy · · Score: 2

      I 100% guarantee that you and I and everyone else here has made sarcastic, over-the-top, threats as a joke. Not only that, but you will do so again. Which makes you a hypocrit. If a massively sarcastic joke constitues a "true threat" to you then you know full well that you sir, are a threat and have no business walking around free yourself.

    17. Re:So much for... by operagost · · Score: 2

      What a cretin you are. Since when is there a competition between natural rights? You leftists are just the kind who pick and choose which rights are acceptable. FWIW, if he is convicted of a felony, he won't be allowed to own a gun.

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    18. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go read up on it: the slippery slope argument is not a logical fallacy unless their is no relation between the things that make up the slope. "The temperature rose one degree, and now if the temperature rises another degree, NK will launch its secret stash of nuclear missiles and we'll all die!"
      GP's argument is logical, and is the same logic the framers used when they realized that if you give someone too much power in government, they'll abuse it. Our constitutional separation of powers is based on slippery slope arguments.

    19. Re:So much for... by Kenja · · Score: 0, Troll

      It means no such thing. Not sure where this idea comes from, but I blame the schools for failing to teach the Constitution and Bill of Rights properly.

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    20. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fallacy: Slippery slope argument.

      You really don't know the meaning of the word 'Fallacy' do you? look it up, it's next to 'FAIL'

    21. Re:So much for... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Can we take them away just because he is a teenager?

      Well, at 18yrs, in the US, he's legally an adult.

      I agree on the drinking thing....if you're old enough to join the military or be tried as an adult, you should be perfectly old enough to buy and consume alcohol legally.

      I will wish the states would revolt against crap like this from the Feds.

      If I recall, my state, LA, was one of the last holdouts. They figured they'd lose more in alcohol tax revenue than from Fed highway funds being withheld...but the oil crunch of the 80's hit, and they caved in.

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    22. Re:So much for... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      What a cretin you are. Since when is there a competition between natural rights? You leftists are just the kind who pick and choose which rights are acceptable. FWIW, if he is convicted of a felony, he won't be allowed to own a gun.

      I must have missed it...I'm curious as to what 'crime' he made by expressing himself this way. I don't think he directly threatened anyone or any specific institution.

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    23. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Babbling about "leftists" just lumps you in with the other victims of wingnut propaganda. Right-wing theocrats are the problem, not normal people.

    24. Re:So much for... by Antipater · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Freedom of speech does not absolve one from responsibility for the consequences of the speech in question.

      Depends on what consequences you're talking about.
      People around you thinking you're an asshole and never talking to you again? No, it doesn't protect you from that.
      Getting arrested and jailed? Yes, in fact, it does protect you from that; that's the entire meaning of the term.

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    25. Re:So much for... by Deep+Esophagus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, that's not always the case.. And when hindsight reveals that a killer had joked or made facebook posts or otherwise gave warning signs about the destruction to come, and police write it off as just some kid harmlessly blowing off steam, the public invariably crucifies them for failing to follow up on the warning signs.

      So... they're damned if they do, and damned if they don't. Yes, in retrospect it's easy to see which ones really were just harmless sarcastic jokes and which ones were obvious warning signs, because we know how the story turned out.

      Was the jail sentence an overreaction? Perhaps. By the time they got to that point they had probably sorted out whether he had a real problem or if he was just sarcastically responding to someone else's comment. But in a world where school shootings are entirely too common and too real, he's got to learn that you can't say stuff like that and not have any consequences. This isn't punishment for a crime he didn't commit; this is ensuring that he doesn't create panic and waste police time with more idiotic statements in the future.

      I'm not saying that they did the right thing. I'm just saying, it isn't so black-and-white. They can be too slow to respond and risk finding out the hard way that those "jokes" were a cry for help, or they can be too quick to respond and crack down on somebody for making an innocent, if tasteless, comment. I'm sure glad I never have to make that decision!

    26. Re:So much for... by mcgrew · · Score: 2

      If he plays his cards right he can retire before he's 20. As you noted, this was a gross violation of his civil rights. With the right lawyer, he'll be a rich man when he's grown.

    27. Re:So much for... by durrr · · Score: 2

      >pretty much everybody would be jailed at one point or another.
      I think that's the point, you're supposed to be so inhibited and shitscared of everything that you don't dare to do anything but follow the approved guidelines.

    28. Re:So much for... by cybertears · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd like to sponsor this initiative. Is there a project up on KickStarter?

    29. Re:So much for... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Freedom of speech doesn't allow incitement to crime, fighting words, true threats, child pornography, etc... Also, what he wrote might be funny to you, not to parents of kids going to school in his neighborhood.

      While it wasn't the best thing to say, I don't see what he said as fitting any of those criteria you mentioned.

      He didn't incite anyone else to harmful action.

      No child pr0n.

      He didn't threaten any specific person or institution, he just made a statement...and expression said at time time of stress over the argument apparently, but again...no credible threat against anyone.

      I'm not sure what law they even charged him with. I've not heard of any 'fighting words' laws out there.

      I'm not saying what he said was really a nice thing...but illegal? I think not.

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    30. Re:So much for... by drakaan · · Score: 1

      "Convicted of what?" sounds like a good way to continue this conversation. Being stupid is generally not a felony, and neither is exercising your first amendment rights by making a statement of some sort.

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    31. Re:So much for... by vidnet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In a Twilight Zone revelation, the authorities do exactly what the people want them to do.

      They're showing a "tough and uncompromising stance on terror" which gets you public support. What if? Think of the children! (except the ones you jail, obviously). If he did happen to have something they could pin on him, they've "stopped a terrorist", gaining more public support.

      If they had done nothing and nothing happened, no one would have cared either way. If they had done nothing and something happened, there would be public outrage, mass firing and countless inquisitions.

      Arresting him was the logical thing.

    32. Re:So much for... by magarity · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And yet he is still allowed to own guns... Because that freedom is so much more important

      Both freedom of speech and freedom to bear arms are explicitly enumerated in the constitution so what's your point, exactly? Other than his free speech is being trampled upon?

    33. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      You cited the wrong section. This is what you should have cited: imminent lawless action. There are three parts of the test:
      intent, imminence, and likelihood.

      If you say "Jews should be killed", it doesn't imply imminence. If you say "Let's go put some Jews in gas chambers", it doesn't have likelihood. And if you say "It would be funny if y'all went and lynched a Jew" it wouldn't have intent.

      For the Facebook post, it didn't have likelihood or any real intent (it was a joke). The imminence of it could be argued. In any case, it fails the test and his speech is protected.

    34. Re:So much for... by operagost · · Score: 1
      It's quite clear that his wasn't a specific threat, nor was it credible. A field interview from the cops should have ended this.

      Also, what he wrote might be funny to you, not to parents of kids going to school in his neighborhood.

      That's an appeal to emotion, and thus an invalid argument.

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    35. Re:So much for... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      There's no way he'll be convicted unless he uses a public defender. He should be able to easily recoup the legal fees once he files suit against the entity that arrested him.

    36. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The crime of thinking free speech still means something.

    37. Re:So much for... by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "the public invariably crucifies them for failing to follow up"

      Two wrongs don't make a right...

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    38. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'll reply as a coward.

      you're effin stupid for that last paragraph if you can't figure out the difference between a joke (and/or just shootin your mouth off) and a legitimate threat. also, there's a little called investigation (and context). If the officials involved had done even a little rather than jumping to far flung paranoid conclusions, they'd save taxpayer money rather than waste money putting this guy in jail for ... aww F this is so stupid.

    39. Re:So much for... by magic+maverick+ · · Score: 1

      The whole point of freedom of speech is that there aren't consequences (at least in the sense of the government taking action against you) for your speech. If there was 100% freedom of speech, we could all say whatever we want. There isn't. There are certain restrictions on, e.g., commercial speech (you can't out and out lie in an ad).

      Think about these:
      There is freedom to masturbate in public, you just have to accept the consequences (the freedom does not absolve one from responsibility for the consequences for masturbating in public).
      There is freedom to kill people. But that freedom does not absolve one from responsibility for the consequences of the killing in question.

      If you say we have to accept the consequences, you imply that actually the freedom is imaginary (there is no freedom to kill, or to masturbate in public).

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    40. Re:So much for... by operagost · · Score: 2

      He didn't, really, but since we allowed our overlords to call anything "terrorism" then there happens to be a catchall charge they're levying here... and it's a felony, of course.

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    41. Re:So much for... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Freedom of speech does not absolve one from responsibility for the consequences of the speech in question.

      Absolutely correct!!

      However in this case...what grounds does the govt. have to take this kind of action and arrest him, and deprive him of his freedom?

      What law did he break exactly? Is shooting your mouth off, saying something vile now against the law?

      He didn't make any type of credible direct threat against anyone or anything that I can tell.

      Consequences of the public to rail against him or shame him, sure...but there shouldn't be the consequence of the govt depriving you of your freedom and imprisoning you.

      Exactly what law on the books did he break? I'm pretty much more people have at one time or another said things in this same vein....when did it become illegal ?

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    42. Re:So much for... by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      I am free to call you a stupid prick, and I am also free to take the consequences of my action.

      Yeah but the consequences of my beating you to a pulp are fine (as are my taking the consequences of that action). The Constitution precludes the Government from assigning consequences to free speech.

      Nice try to switch gov't actions with personal actions though.

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    43. Re:So much for... by magic+maverick+ · · Score: 1

      You're a fucking moron and I'm going to come to your house and shoot you in the face and fuck your still warm corpse.

      -- posted non anonymously to make a point.

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    44. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If he made a joke about drunk driving, do you think his driving privileges should be permanently revoked too?

      Yes, and if he makes a joke about rape then he should be castrated, too.

    45. Re:So much for... by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      oh? he could own a long gun with parent's consent in my state at that age. he'd have to wait until age 21 to buy guns, as a general statement.

    46. Re:So much for... by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      It means no such thing.

      what part of "prohibits the making of any law...abridging the freedom of speech" do you not understand? It appears they didn't teach you very well either...

      So what law did he break by speaking again? There are obviously exceptions to this, 'fire' in a crowded theater, direct credible threats of violence etc. But unless it meets those quite well defined exceptions, then no the gov't is precluded from assigning laws to prohibit speech.

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    47. Re:So much for... by mcgrew · · Score: 3, Informative

      I have a cousin who spent ten years in prison for posession; not sure what drug or what amount, but considering your username I'd move to Colorado or Washington State if I were you (possession of small amounts is a civil offense with a small fine here in Springfield). Texas is the closest thing to Singapore the US has when it comes to laws.

      Seriously, you should stay out of Texas. Ever heard Uneasy Rider?

    48. Re:So much for... by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      well aside from PETA ripping you limb from limb? not much... ;-)

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    49. Re:So much for... by gnick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm curious as to what 'crime' he made by expressing himself this way.

      I think the problem is a little more complicated than that.
      1) Somebody got a phone call from an idiot saying that they believed someone was making a threat.
      2) This person realizes that there is no threat, BUT, if the kid for some unrelated reason commits some act of violence and the media finds out that a warning was ignored, they'll have a field day and the person will be crucified.
      3) So, the person who received the phone call passes along the fact that they got it and it's in somebody else's lap who, using the same logic, feels the need to at least make a show of taking some sort of action.
      4) Spirals out of control and we get a ridiculous arrest over a stupid, but innocent, sarcastic comment.

      Welcome to the modern age...

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    50. Re:So much for... by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      could you expand that to include noisy nervous lap dogs, I'd like to donate some of my neighbors'. if you stomp them flat before putting in rocket you can save space.

    51. Re:So much for... by SecurityTheatre · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The public is wrong for crucifying them for not arresting the 50,000 or so teenagers who, each month, make a crass joke about violence on the Internet.

      That doesn't make them justified to arrest this kid, unless we're seriously short on information and he was clear that he owned a bunch of guns and planned to use them.

      I don't have a problem if this anonymous Canadian lady perhaps called his parents and told them... nosy as hell, but not life destroying.

      But phoning police is absurd.

    52. Re:So much for... by hjf · · Score: 1

      But he's not allowed to drink...

    53. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Convicted of what?"

      Hell if I know. But the DA who is just looking to further his political career might.

    54. Re:So much for... by SJHiIlman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      and I am also free to take the consequences of my action.

      Then countries such as North Korea must have as much freedom of speech as the US... but there are consequences for exercising the right. That's all. Just consequences.

    55. Re:So much for... by ganjadude · · Score: 2

      depends on how he looks at it when he comes out. What happens when he comes out and thinks to himself "well, everyone thinks i was gonna shoot up a school, everyone treated me like i was gonna shoot up a school, i might as well shoot up a school so at least i did what i was accused of doing"

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    56. Re:So much for... by gewalker · · Score: 1

      I also see no criminal intent aka "mens rea". Without criminal intent, there is no crime (excludes strict liability or crimes of negligence).

      Intention is defined in R. v Mohan as "the decision to bring about a prohibited consequence."

    57. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure it does. Read the 1st amendment some time.

    58. Re:So much for... by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      He is not allowed to drink so in some ways he is not legally an adult.

      I am suggesting we move adulthood to at least 21 maybe 25 and driving with it. Drinking can be 15 for all I care.

    59. Re:So much for... by SJHiIlman · · Score: 2

      Cases like this show why we should never accept any form of government surveillance. The government will inevitably overreact to something you said, take it out of context, and/or take it seriously, and then they'll make you wish you were never born.

    60. Re:So much for... by matrim99 · · Score: 2
      Nice, I see what you did there. You have many career options available to you in the public sector.

      Might I suggest the Department of Truth?

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    61. Re:So much for... by RCSInfo · · Score: 1

      Im most likely moving to austin in the next few months, not a fan of hearing this though

      If it is any consolation, the linked article is wrong. This took place in New Braunfels, not Austin. New Braunfels is in Comal County and is counted as part of the San Antonio metro area in the US census.

    62. Re:So much for... by rotorbudd · · Score: 1

      It's the government CYA in action.
      You DO know that CYA is the most important action a government employee can take, don't you?

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    63. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This should me modded up

    64. Re:So much for... by SJHiIlman · · Score: 1

      I'm seriously confused as to how people here of all places can say such blatantly idiotic things, and repeat them again and again. Unless it's just a troll, do they even think about what it would be like if their versions of freedom of speech were reality? According to their logic, North Korean citizens have exactly as much freedom of speech as we do in the US...

    65. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why Seatbelt and Helmet laws need to be done away with.

    66. Re:So much for... by gweihir · · Score: 1

      I disagree. This is clearly a case of "expressing impure thoughts of a terrorist nature endangering national security", a.k.a. blasphemy! This should carry an immediate death-sentence as in any other good paranoid principle-over-people fundamentalist country. It is only US general whimpyness against mental corruption and degenerate thinking that made them arrest this extremely dangerous criminal instead of shooting him on the spot and preventing further damage to society. Time to fix that!

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    67. Re:So much for... by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Was the jail sentence an overreaction? Perhaps.

      Just to clarify, he hasn't been sentenced.

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    68. Re:So much for... by Githaron · · Score: 1

      I partially agree. 25 is too old for legal adulthood and driving in our culture. I think either the drinking age should be moved to 18 or legal adulthood should be moved to 21.

    69. Re:So much for... by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Driving at 21 is still better than today.

      Either way letting children drive is just stupid. They lack the ability to make good decisions.

    70. Re:So much for... by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      He wasn't actually making a direct threat at any place or thing...just shooting off his mouth.

      My God! If he's committing such a suicidal act like putting a gun to his mouth and pulling the trigger, he needs to be taken to a mental ward. Either that or the authorities do.

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    71. Re:So much for... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      ...freedom of speech.

      He wasn't actually making a direct threat at any place or thing...just shooting off his mouth.

      Sad that you can be arrested for just a general saying of something.

      Freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences. Just because you convey a threat via speech does not absolve you from any responsibility for it or grant you immunity from punishment. To paraphrase another right, you have the right to remain silent but were too stupid to do so. Granted, he may have been joking but he still made a threat.

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    72. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would like to know your beliefs regarding drugs, abortions, and homosexuality. Or are you justifying your wants.

    73. Re:So much for... by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

      It wasn't funny at all. It also wasn't a credible or targeted threat any more than claiming he was gonna get a Harry Potter wand and turn everyone into frogs.

      If we had sane gun restrictions in this country, what you just said would be true.

    74. Re:So much for... by Creepy · · Score: 1

      Actually, that isn't true - in Texas he can buy and drink alcohol in a bar, even, the caveat being he needs his parent's approval (source). Paradoxical considering he's an adult at 18.

      In most states there are exceptions to the 21 drinking age. For instance, I could legally drink in my parent's house with their permission, but they were teetotalers, so I usually did at a friend's house because he had permission from his dad. Therefore, I was breaking the law, he wasn't.

    75. Re:So much for... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2

      And when hindsight reveals that a killer had joked or made facebook posts or otherwise gave warning signs about the destruction to come, and police write it off as just some kid harmlessly blowing off steam, the public invariably crucifies them for failing to follow up on the warning signs.

      Sure, some people often suffer from jerky-knee syndrome, but one (non-specific) joke/comment doesn't really constitute "warning signs".

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    76. Re:So much for... by IronChef · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We've already institutionalized "no joke" zones at airports. Unfortunately, it is only a matter of time before there are more such restrictions.

    77. Re:So much for... by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      Those too. You should want to wear a seatbelt and helmet. However if you do not, it is your own damn fault if something happens. However you should have to have insurance because if you do get injured or killed, then you are affecting other people from your injury.

      Sure there are stats showing how many lives have been saved from seatbelts and helmet laws, I don't have any cause to disbelieve them. But really should government say we should do something just because it is safer.

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    78. Re:So much for... by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      That depends. Quite a few kids play driving and racing simulators of various kinds since little nowadays and have a decent understanding on what kind of decisions work and don't in a car. I know I've been playing them since a kid, I'm 32 now, my entire driving penalty history consists of one fine for speeding when police nailed me for going 74km/h when underhill in 60km/h zone which was actually a rural road and everyone drives 65-70. And I needed about 2 lessons behind the wheel before I could have passed a driving test. It was basically all about learning the difference between the games and feeling the actual speed and road with steering wheel and pedals. Which I still remember as being both terrifying and exciting. The actual decision making was fairly easy as logic was very similar to that in games.
      Notably I passed the driving test on the first try.

      We allow driving from 18 and up in cars and 15 and up in mopeds and microcars here in Finland (less then 45km/h max speed, usually small and light diesel cars). While the bumpers on those cars tend to be damaged from having problems doing things like parking, actual driving accidents in those that don't involve alcohol are fairly rare.

      Another thing to note, is that we now see this in many much more dangerous things, like the younger surgeons having clearly better aptitude to make surgeries with robotic tools that their older and more experienced counterparts due to being used to controllers from playing games.

    79. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think that jailing someone for making a sarcastic remark is the same thing as what you're talking about.

    80. Re:So much for... by DrGamez · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There should be no remorse for what was said. Out of all the countless conversations that get monitored and picked up, what this kid said amounts to saying "I will blow up the President with a billion nuclear bombs." It's just a completely ridiculous statement, especially when it's followed up with a "lol", "jk".

      This is not a threat to shoot up a school, this is - if anything - some kind of morbid joke that highlights the ridiculousness of the earlier accusation that he was insane.

      Poe's Law.

    81. Re:So much for... by PhxBlue · · Score: 2

      OK, when you're done being snarky, riddle me this: What forms of expression are not protected under the First Amendment?

      Do some research, and you'll find threats are on that list.

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    82. Re:So much for... by someone1234 · · Score: 1

      Yet they failed to catch the Boston bombers. Talking nonsense on the net is easier to find out than catching someone buying and building bombs.

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    83. Re:So much for... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 3, Informative

      And when hindsight reveals that a killer had joked or made facebook posts or otherwise gave warning signs about the destruction to come, and police write it off as just some kid harmlessly blowing off steam, the public invariably crucifies them for failing to follow up on the warning signs.

      Educated people, such as doctors or statisticians, have a term for this: "low specificity". It basically means you can't take a single symptom as a reason to throw somebody in jail/prescibe a treatment until you also have other symptoms to back your hypothesis up.

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    84. Re:So much for... by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Getting arrested and jailed? Yes, in fact, it does protect you from that; that's the entire meaning of the term.

      If you threaten in person to shoot me and eat my still-beating heart, I can have you arrested.

      What makes this any different? The "j/k" at the end? No, because you can threaten in person to shoot me and eat my still-beating heart, and then follow it immediately with a "just kidding," but if I have reasonable cause to believe you're not "just kidding" ... I can still have you arrested.

      If you don't see the problem, then may I suggest joking about bombing a plane the next time you're in an airport? Let me know how that works for you.

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    85. Re:So much for... by PRMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nope, just in jail for 4½ months for making a joke post immediately followed by LOL JK. But no sentence...

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    86. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can we take them away just because he is a teenager?

      Well, at 18yrs, in the US, he's legally an adult.

      You can't own a hand gun until you're 21. Federal law.

      18 for a rifle.

    87. Re:So much for... by Llynix · · Score: 1

      Actually you are not allowed to purchase alcohol nor are you allowed to be served it. However with your parents or guardians you are allowed to drink it in a bar or restaurant. The parents would need to purchase and hand the alcohol to the minor.

      Many bars around here will not allow anyone under 21 in their doors for fear of getting caught not following the rules with this one. My local bar allows minors but does not allow them to drink. Even with appropriate paperwork.

      But growing up between 18 and 21 I usually had a drink when I went to dinner with my family. Never had a problem at a restaurant.

    88. Re:So much for... by PhxBlue · · Score: 2

      According to their logic, North Korean citizens have exactly as much freedom of speech as we do in the US...

      Um, no. I'm pretty sure you can say Very Bad Things about the U.S. president, your Senator, congressperson, etc., without being disappeared. What you can't do is make threats against their lives.

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    89. Re:So much for... by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

      In the USA we let 16 year olds drive cars, we have no real driving tests or lessons to speak of. Passing the test on the first try is the norm for 95% of people.

      You can't even compare driving anywhere in Europe with that in the USA.

    90. Re:So much for... by Theovon · · Score: 0

      I already replied to this thread, so I can't mod you up. I'm going to agree with you and disagree with the other respondents. When people make comments like he did, there is at least limited probable cause for investigation. Whether an arrest was warranted or not, I'm not sure, but you're right that it's hard to tell the false positives from the false negatives. You're even more right that this kid should simply not have said something so stupid and should not be surprised that it got him into trouble. His parents should beat the crap out of him (perhaps figuratively) for it.

      Also, as for the arrest, let's keep in mind that he will not ultimately be convicted of any crime. Sometimes, innocent people get arrested and usually, the police figure out they have the wrong person (or someone who isn't a threat) before anything goes to trial, and many people are found not guilty at trial. A conviction here would indeed be a thread to freedom of speech. Being arrested and then let go is simply a warning that statements like his are a huge red flag, a strong-enough indication of a potential thread that they are worth looking into. (As I mentioned in my other post, if you're going to tick off the authorities, do it intentionally, for a good and productive reason, and have your ass covered.)

      Put another way, there are many things that are legal (and should be legal for various reasons) that nevertheless (depending on the circumstances) are still unethical or just plain stupid. Compare this to the idea of disagreeing with someone but fighting for their right to nevertheless freely hold their opinion. It's not a contradiction to tell the kid he was stupid and at the same time the authorities not to criminally charge him for what he did.

    91. Re:So much for... by Tailhook · · Score: 1

      And yet he is still allowed to own guns... Because that freedom is so much more important

      "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin

      That gets used alot around here when someone doesn't like a government policy regarding terrorism or whatnot. Just thought it would be useful to remind ourselves of the principles we're so eager to invoke at any other time.

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    92. Re:So much for... by gnick · · Score: 1

      Covering your ass is essential. Covering your ass by passing the buck, though, is equally as effective and much easier.

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    93. Re:So much for... by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      If there was 100% freedom of speech, we could all say whatever we want. There isn't. There are certain restrictions on, e.g., commercial speech (you can't out and out lie in an ad).

      Right. That's essentially what I'm saying. There are restrictions on individual speech as well, and threats fall into that category.

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    94. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Yes its true, this man has no dick."

      Next step: any kind of sarcasm is considered "enemy of state" stuff.

    95. Re:So much for... by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Actually, freedom of speech ABSOLUTELY does mean freedom from government consequences. We narrow it in a few cases (lying/fraud, reporting false threats, etc.) because those are demonstrably harmful.

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    96. Re:So much for... by drakaan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think a stand-up comic making this same joke might make people uncomfortable, but wouldn't be jailed for it. That's one of the (many) problems with arresting people for thoughtcrimes...there's no way to be objective about humor.

      If "lol...j/k" isn't enough to indicate that a statement shouldn't be taken seriously, then what is? What's on the government-approved list of acceptable metaphors for "batshit crazy"?

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    97. Re:So much for... by LVSlushdat · · Score: 1

      I will wish the states would revolt against crap like this from the Feds.

      Your wish is granted... http://tenthamendmentcenter.com/

      Amendment X to the Constitution..
      "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited
      by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people."

      A bit of perusing of that website ought to give you a better feel for what the states are doing
      to blunt the power-grab out of DC...

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    98. Re:So much for... by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      He didn't make any type of credible direct threat against anyone or anything that I can tell.

      Without knowing more about the case in question, I don't think we can say the threat he made wasn't "credible or direct." But we have to acknowledge that he did make a very serious threat, and even if he made it in jest, that situation needs to be investigated.

      Now, whether there was enough evidence to take it to trial is another story. But in lieu of Columbine, and more recently Sandy Hook, threatening to shoot children at a school is a credible threat by definition.

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    99. Re:So much for... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

      Yeah but the consequences of my beating you to a pulp are fine (as are my taking the consequences of that action). The Constitution precludes the Government from assigning consequences to free speech.

      Reported. You just threatened to commit assault and battery, which is a felony. Expect the Swat team to kick in your front door in 15 minutes. Justin could use a cell mate...

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    100. Re:So much for... by SJHiIlman · · Score: 1

      Take into account the context of the situation. Some people claim that while you have the right to free speech, you don't have the right to be free from the consequences (in this case, being arrested) of said speech. They're effectively saying that the government could arrest you for anything you say as long as they let you say it first, which means that just about any country could claim to have as much free speech as the US if what they are saying is at all true (and it isn't).

    101. Re:So much for... by sjames · · Score: 1

      News flash, bad people do bad things and wishing guns away doesn't fix it.

      besides, given his comment about eating hearts, clearly what we need is better utensil control laws. We can't have a bunch of heart eating maniacs getting their hands on forks, now can we?

    102. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They want you to be able to drive in the military, but they'd rather that you not drink until you're out of it.

    103. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Entirely too common"? You realize that violent crime, including violence in schools, has gone down over the past 50-100 years, right? Tell me that you're not just arguing from emotion. Please.

    104. Re:So much for... by SJHiIlman · · Score: 1

      But we have to acknowledge that he did make a very serious threat, and even if he made it in jest, that situation needs to be investigated.

      No, it doesn't; you're as paranoid as the people who think everyone should be molested for trying to get on a plane because otherwise the terrorist bogeymen will get us.

    105. Re:So much for... by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      So can I look up "Magic Maverick" on social media and find out what city you live in? Or are you more anonymous than you claim?

      If you happen to live near me, does that necessarily mean you know where I live?

      So this is apples and oranges. You're comparing an anonymous threat against an individual to a threat made by a person whose identity is known against a number of schoolchildren who lives near a school and may or may not have the capacity to actually carry it out.

      In any case, the point is the same: Threats are not protected speech.

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    106. Re:So much for... by SJHiIlman · · Score: 1

      If you don't see the problem, then may I suggest joking about bombing a plane the next time you're in an airport? Let me know how that works for you.

      I'd also like to see you get on a US plane without having your 4th amendment rights violated. Thanks to the TSA, doing that will probably prove rather difficult.

      All any of this shows is that the government does not care about people's rights, not that the victims of government abuse are in the wrong.

    107. Re:So much for... by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

      News flash, bad people do bad things and wishing guns away doesn't fix it.

      besides, given his comment about eating hearts, clearly what we need is better utensil control laws. We can't have a bunch of heart eating maniacs getting their hands on forks, now can we?

      So then let's just arm everyone with a nuke. After all, everyone is a rational actor and would never risk global annihilation, right?

    108. Re:So much for... by Antipater · · Score: 1

      Now you're getting into the legal niceties of "credible threat", which is sometimes a valid restriction on freedom of speech. But the statement "Freedom of speech, which protects one from arrest and jailing based on one's speech, may sometimes be revoked" is a very different statement from what you said, which was "Freedom of speech does not absolve one from responsibility for the consequences of the speech in question." One is an explanation that freedom does not apply in all circumstances, and the other is a blanket statement claiming freedom is not freedom.

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    109. Re:So much for... by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      What if I were to threaten to build a moon based silo to fire ballistic puppies at the earth?

      What would happen to the puppies during re-entry? Would there even be enough of them left to hit the ground? That question is what would determine the credibility of your threat for me.

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    110. Re:So much for... by charles2678 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Sure there are stats showing how many lives have been saved from seatbelts and helmet laws, I don't have any cause to disbelieve them.

      Actually, there is good reason to disbelieve that bicycle helmet laws (as distinct from motorcycle helmet laws) have a beneficial effect: Simply put, the desired effect doesn't show up on country-level statistics after these laws have been implemented.

      One of the more plausible explanations for this related to its interaction with the safety-in-numbers effect: The more cyclists are on the roads, the more motorists are watching for them. Requiring helmets reduces the number of cyclists on the road on a scale reaching towards 50%, both directly from inconvenience and vanity, and less directly by making cycling seem so unsafe that it needs to be regulated... but by making cycling seem unsafe, it thus becomes actually unsafe: Every time the cyclist population doubles, the per-person accident rate drops by about 1/3rd.

      So -- cut the cyclist population in half with a helmet law, and you reduce the safety-in-numbers effect enough to entirely lose what little you gained. And that's presuming that people are actually wearing appropriately sized and fitted helmets correctly -- there's no shortage of studies showing that the percentage of people doing so in areas where helmet usage is mandatory is in effect is low enough that the beneficial side of the law is of little help as well.

      There are other reasons to be skeptical of bicycle helmets -- motorists are measurably more careless when driving near a cyclist with a visible helmet, and the risk compensation effect (in which a helmeted cyclist behaves more recklessly on the belief that they're safer) is clearly a factor as well. Me? I wear a helmet when I ride anywhere with traffic (it's where my mirror and headlight are mounted)... but I'm vehemently opposed to any attempts to make the practice mandatory.

      [And another addendum, to be fair -- there's some new work on helmets that effectively dampen rotational inertia; if those actually make it to market, something which has been effectively suppressed in the US by manufacturers having no incentive to exceed CSPC regulations, I might want to review parts of my position -- they've been shown to be quite effective at preventing concussions, which widely available bicycle helmets don't do].

      Oh -- and about seatbelts: There's no question that they make folks who are belted in safer. However, it's also well-established that they make people who aren't belted in -- such as pedestrians -- less safe: Drivers behave more recklessly when they feel secure, and seat belts and anti-lock brakes provide such security.

    111. Re:So much for... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      What makes this any different? The "j/k" at the end? No, because you can threaten in person to shoot me and eat my still-beating heart, and then follow it immediately with a "just kidding," but if I have reasonable cause to believe you're not "just kidding" ... I can still have you arrested.

      Thing is...he didn't threaten any SPECIFIC person or institution. It was said in general, and not targeted at any particular target, hence, it wasn't a threat to anyone or anything.

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    112. Re:So much for... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      it was up to the police to guess if he was joking or not, jk.

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    113. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All any of this shows is that the government does not care about stupid people's rights, not that the .... government are in the wrong.

      Fixed that for you.

    114. Re:So much for... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Without knowing more about the case in question, I don't think we can say the threat he made wasn't "credible or direct." But we have to acknowledge that he did make a very serious threat, and even if he made it in jest, that situation needs to be investigated.

      It isn't a threat if is isn't directed at a target.

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    115. Re:So much for... by just_a_monkey · · Score: 0

      Those too. You should want to wear a seatbelt and helmet. However if you do not, it is your own damn fault if something happens. However you should have to have insurance because if you do get injured or killed, then you are affecting other people from your injury.

      Everything I do affects other people. Why is injuring myself special?

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    116. Re:So much for... by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      They're effectively saying that the government could arrest you for anything you say as long as they let you say it first, which means that just about any country could claim to have as much free speech as the US if what they are saying is at all true (and it isn't).

      I take your point. That's where the distinction lies, I suppose: In the U.S., you can speak your mind about religion, politics, etc. In North Korea, you face "consequences" for doing so.

      The U.S. has legal safeguards to protect most forms of expression. However, that protection ends when your expression could cause imminent harm to another individual. In other words, your right to swing your fist ends at my nose.

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    117. Re:So much for... by NouberNou · · Score: 1

      ... So tell people to choose one and stop freaking out. If this kid did go and shoot up a school later and they found this message then I would expect you to be the first one to jump to his defense and say "well he might have just been joking around!".

    118. Re:So much for... by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 2

      They really should do some actual investigating before just locking him up. If he had plans for bombs, or bombs, or some sort of credible weapon, then yeah you can arrest him. Until then, keep an eye on him. They do shit like this blowing things out of proportion, while some crazy person is really planning on doing it, but they don't do their jobs. It should have been pretty easy to get a search warrant for his premises and then to have actually searched them.

      School shootings aren't really that common, I agree that it happens more often than it has in the past, but more kids are killed by drunk drivers than by mass shootings. Of the 1,210 traffic deaths among children ages 0 to 14 years in 2010, 211 (17%) involved an alcohol-impaired driver. Out of those 211 deaths, 131 (62 percent) were riding with the drunk driver

    119. Re:So much for... by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      No, it doesn't; you're as paranoid as the people who think everyone should be molested for trying to get on a plane because otherwise the terrorist bogeymen will get us.

      The hell I am. I recognize that for the security theater that it is. I also recognize that if anyone ever tries to hijack a plane again in the next century, the other passengers will make sure it doesn't happen.

      But I'll admit, I'm just "paranoid" enough to believe that anyone who threatens to shoot up a school should get a knock on the door from the local authorities at the very least, because public safety is their job.

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    120. Re:So much for... by NouberNou · · Score: 0

      The 200 years of precedent that says otherwise? You obviously have no idea how the law works in this country. You treat the constitution like the bible and you just thump on it and thump on it despite reality. Shut up and go to school, or at least ask someone who has a fucking clue.

    121. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, so the slippery slope in the gun control debate is that the constitution only allows for a well-trained militia to keep their guns, but gun-owners have forced it to become anybody's right regardless of training or participation in a militia. The government is trying to go back up the slope (with mandatory ID and criminal record checks), but they just keep sliding back down.

    122. Re:So much for... by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      I'd also like to see you get on a US plane without having your 4th amendment rights violated. Thanks to the TSA, doing that will probably prove rather difficult.

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't airports have metal detectors and the like before 9/11, too?

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    123. Re:So much for... by NouberNou · · Score: 1

      So much wrong in this statement. No, the government is perfectly capable and within reason to assign consequences to speech. Speech can insight action, and therefore it has tangible, real world, physical results to it. They can't impede you from saying it in the first place (I am not even sure how that'd be possible), but if you say certain things you can expect consequences. Look up the dozens of precedent setting first amendment cases that have gone through the courts and you will quickly realize how blatantly ignorant your statement is.

    124. Re:So much for... by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      If he made a joke about drunk driving, do you think his driving privileges should be permanently revoked too?

      In both cases, a psychological exam might be prudent.

      In the USA, driving privileges are rarely revoked permanently. You might get them taken away for a year or two, but then you're automatically eligible to be relicensed. In Germany, if you're convicted of an extreme DUI, your license is permanently revoked until you can prove, through a battery of physical and chemical tests, that you no longer have a drinking problem.

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    125. Re:So much for... by cryogenix · · Score: 1

      There was already a petition to build a death star.

    126. Re:So much for... by SJHiIlman · · Score: 1

      But what they didn't have was government agents looking to violate people's privacy. Or nudie scanners. Or groping.

    127. Re:So much for... by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 1

      I'm generally curious what you mean by sane gun restrictions? Felons aren't allowed to purchase or carry a gun, if you've been convicted of domestic violence, you can't purchase or carry a gun?

      There are over 300 million legally acquired weapons, and only two of them have been used in a mass shooting this year. And they weren't legally acquired by the person who used them.

    128. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could see a day or two in jail to teach him a lesson, but this seems a little ridiculous. Although perhaps during questioning he revealed how crazy he actually is.

    129. Re:So much for... by SJHiIlman · · Score: 1

      because public safety is their job.

      Then they shouldn't be wasting their time or our taxpayer dollars with nonsense such as this. A 0.00000000000001% chance of someone dying isn't worth investigating, and if all you have is a message that appears to be a joke to anyone with a brain, that's how likely the 'threat' is.

    130. Re:So much for... by HeckRuler · · Score: 2

      PhxBlue, I am going to shoot you and eat your still-beating heart.
      I'm going to do this is person, and I'm specifically threatening you which is more than what this teenager did. Since he had more of a blanket threat against a nebulous "school" and did it online over facebook.

      But relax, I'm joking. It's just something to try and make a point.

      And no, you can't have me arrested, you can complain to the cops who make a judgement call about whether or not they feel the need to arrest me or really do anything at all. Typically that's only if there's an immediate threat or fear that I'd run away. A citation seems more appropriate for the whole "call the cops and get justice" scenario. But really, lip-service to the importance of your complaint seems like the more probable outcome. Maybe someone would swing by and ask some questions and leave a warning.

    131. Re:So much for... by NouberNou · · Score: 1

      Except a magic wand is something silly and doesn't exist. It is not beyond reason, even a little bit, that this kid could have access to a gun. Gun control debate or not, access to guns, and personal ownership of guns is extremely high in this country, so its not really any sort of fanciful logical leap to think that he might have one. I am not saying this case is fair or right, but don't make insanely stupid comparisons like that. It just discredits the pro-gun movement.

    132. Re: So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I would argue that the issue is the word 'militia'... originally it was meant that gun owners were informally part of a militia... now we take it to just mean nut jobs in the woods.

    133. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Careful, first they came for the sarcastic, next they'll come for you because of the metaphor!

    134. Re:So much for... by arth1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I already replied to this thread, so I can't mod you up. I'm going to agree with you and disagree with the other respondents. When people make comments like he did, there is at least limited probable cause for investigation.

      No, there isn't. Can you show me any statistical significant link between making jokes like this and committing the crimes?

      If you note the ONE guy who went postal who also posted stuff online, that's not a statistical significant link. He also carried a red backpack. Should everyone carrying a red backpack be investigated then?

    135. Re:So much for... by NouberNou · · Score: 1

      Idiot, someone reported him. If the government isn't spying on you, someone who doesn't like what you say or do is going to be just as bad. Your best bet is to just hole up in a bunker and not talk to anyone if you don't want people taking action on your words ever.

    136. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be stupid. They still had gropings, they still had violations of privacy ("Did you pack your own bag? What's this then?"), and they were still pulling people aside for full body searches and cavity checks. The only difference between now and then is that it's now the gubmint (Bush or Obama, take your pick) violating your rights instead of some random security contractor.

    137. Re:So much for... by NouberNou · · Score: 1

      Yes, freedom of speech has limits, who woulda fucking thunk it? People need to take a basic constitutional law class and most of them will probably walk out thinking this is Stalinist Russia with their insane naiveness.

    138. Re: So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem, which the president made quite well in the debates, is not so much the small number of mass killings, but the massive number of killings on a smaller scale.

    139. Re:So much for... by sjames · · Score: 1

      I have a 5 gallon can of gasoline. Am I an imminent threat of arson?

      I have a car. My god, I could plow it right into a school bus or a church. We must ban them immediately!

      Note that the last person who actually did commit gun violence in a school (the last infamous one anyway) didn't own a gun.

    140. Re:So much for... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      What if I live through the initial shot? You haven't thought this through, have you.

      Can you use a condom, just in case?

    141. Re:So much for... by arth1 · · Score: 1

      They really should do some actual investigating before just locking him up. If he had plans for bombs, or bombs, or some sort of credible weapon, then yeah you can arrest him. Until then, keep an eye on him.

      Why? Shouldn't everyone be able to exercise freedom of thought and speech as long as they don't commit any actual crimes?
      When did having different opinions or desires become justifiable reason to interrupt a person's rights to privacy?

      If you want to say that you wish to torture babies, nuke Canada, or have sex with Roseanne Barr, you should have the right to say so, think so, and even feel so, as long as you don't do so.

    142. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Freedom of speech does not absolve one from responsibility for the consequences of the speech in question.

      Depends on what consequences you're talking about.
        People around you thinking you're an asshole and never talking to you again? No, it doesn't protect you from that.
      Getting arrested and jailed? Yes, in fact, it does protect you from that; that's the entire meaning of the term.

      Actually no it does not protect you from that. There are specific types of speech that are not protected. The usual crying "Fire!" in a crowded theater is one. Inciting to riot etc, etc. Suffice it to say that any speech intended to cause harm or to encourage others to cause harm to others is not protected. Is this one of those cases? I can hardly see any way a sane person could make that claim, but no one ever called the Justice system sane.

    143. Re:So much for... by Existential+Wombat · · Score: 2

      Can't move adulthood to 21, we'd lose half of the cannon fodder for the armed forces.

    144. Re:So much for... by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      They could use the 10s of thousands of puppies that PETA kills every year.

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    145. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Freedom of speech IS freedom from being arrested.

      Being an asshole *in text* isn't a crime.

    146. Re:So much for... by arth1 · · Score: 1

      So what law did he break by speaking again? There are obviously exceptions to this, 'fire' in a crowded theater, direct credible threats of violence etc.

      In the case of shouting fire, it's not the speech that's the crime, it's inciting panic. Whether that's done through speech or otherwise (like a smoke bomb) doesn't change the crime.
      Direct credible threats of violence should not be punishable, except as they cause problems for anyone. Then it's causing the problems that's the crime, not the speech.

    147. Re:So much for... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Why? Shouldn't everyone be able to exercise freedom of thought and speech as long as they don't commit any actual crimes?

      Making a threat is an actual crime.

      In some contexts, a public statement that "I'm going to do X!" is a threat. In others, it's not. To determine that context, you have to investigate.

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    148. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, he's comparing an anonymous threat against an individual to.... I don't know what you'd call Mr Carter's words, but "a threat" they ain't.

    149. Re:So much for... by arth1 · · Score: 1

      PETA is a harsh mistress.

    150. Re:So much for... by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

      I'm generally curious what you mean by sane gun restrictions? Felons aren't allowed to purchase or carry a gun, if you've been convicted of domestic violence, you can't purchase or carry a gun?

      There are over 300 million legally acquired weapons, and only two of them have been used in a mass shooting this year. And they weren't legally acquired by the person who used them.

      And yet the total number of gun-related homicides in the US (not counting suicides and accidents) tends to hover around 10,000 per year, an order of magnitude greater than all other murders combined. Having an actual background check with a centralized weapon registry would go a long way in solving gun-related murder cases and preventing illegal weapon sales, thus putting downward pressure on "ordinary" gun-related homicides. Restrictions on magazine size and "assault weapons" would go a long way in terms of preventing mass murders, though their effect on the overall total of homicides would be negligible. That said, an AR-15 is not a good hunting rifle, and is not an appropriate home defense weapon (you're very likely to shoot your neighbors the next house over, but not any more likely to hit an intruder than you are with a semi-auto hand gun). The only arguments for having one that has even a shred of legitimacy is the "it's fun to shoot" argument, and that's not a very strong argument against preventing mass murders.

    151. Re:So much for... by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 1

      Yes everyone should have the right to exercise freedom of thought and speech as long as they don't commit crimes. He shouldn't be arrested. Kept an eye on, maybe, I'm not actually making that argument either. I'm just pointing out that they should do their actual jobs (it's okay to investigate such a case, get a warrant from a judge, search around, keep an eye on the kid, station an officer outside said elementary school during school hours, patrol the neighborhood a little more, I'm sure there are a hundred other things that could have been done besides arresting the guy), not just arrest some kids for stupid comments.

      IMO, if he had some credible weapons lying around, then at least you can charge him with intent after making a comment like that. You can threaten all day long, but if you don't have the tools needed to carry out that threat, then no you shouldn't be locked up in jail.

    152. Re:So much for... by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      The point of the First Amendment is that by default, no they can't assign consequences to speech. Over time, the courts have amended what's acceptable and 'free' speech from those things that are 'exceptions' to the First Amendment.

      But it is only things with pressing interest that are the exceptions. If someone posts a threat to kill the president, then yes, that's not free speech and has consequences. yelling 'Fire' in a theater likewise. Both have explicit reasons why they are exceptions to free speech and the First Amendment.

      But without a clear exception, no the gov't can't just punish you for your speech. It's the entire point of the First Amendment.

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    153. Re:So much for... by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Your best bet is to just hole up in a bunker and not talk to anyone if you don't want people taking action on your words ever.

      And if not a bunker, a cabin in Montana will do...

    154. Re:So much for... by NouberNou · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yea, learn to read idjit. Access to. You make the entire gun debate a walk in the park for anti-gun people, so just shut up and sit in a corner and let reasonable people debate.

    155. Re:So much for... by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So if someone tells a woman 'Fuck You' he should be charged with rape? Context matters and it's exquisitely clear from the quoted context he was being sarcastic.

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    156. Re:So much for... by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      the public invariably crucifies them for failing to follow up on the warning signs

      Do they really? I see exponentially more outrage at the war on drugs, the patriot act, PRISM and TSA than I do at law enforcement letting the odd criminal slip by. Law enforcement seems to withstand YEARS of complaints about racial profiling and jail for nonviolent offenders, yet they have to utterly destroy this teenager because they might be questioned if he were to have done something?

      Lets not make excuses for them. They crushed him like a bug for a trifling offense because they could.

    157. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      state apologist POS

    158. Re:So much for... by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. And nothing this kid said in that post rises to anything like those examples.

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    159. Re:So much for... by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      just shooting off his mouth.

      Not only that, but it's very clearly a joke. This guy needs to be compensated $1M by the state for malicious prosecution.

    160. Re:So much for... by arth1 · · Score: 2

      Yes everyone should have the right to exercise freedom of thought and speech as long as they don't commit crimes. He shouldn't be arrested. Kept an eye on, maybe, I'm not actually making that argument either. I'm just pointing out that they should do their actual jobs (it's okay to investigate such a case, get a warrant from a judge, search around, keep an eye on the kid, station an officer outside said elementary school during school hours, patrol the neighborhood a little more, I'm sure there are a hundred other things that could have been done besides arresting the guy)

      Like: NOTHING.
      Otherwise, it is harassing an innocent. A joke is not probable cause.

      If we're so scared shitless that we can't even handle jokes, what right do we have to call ourselves the home of the brave?
      (Land of the free went down the drain a long time ago.)

    161. Re:So much for... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      In the USA, driving privileges are rarely revoked permanently.

      It's a consequence of our public policy about development and mass transit. It is practically impossible for most of the population to remain gainfully employed without driving "privileges". We can tighten driving laws when and only when we improve mass transit and reduce sprawl.

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    162. Re:So much for... by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly. Makes this whole mess even more offensive to justice.

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    163. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #1 "Was the jail sentence an overreaction?" Absolutely. What crime did he commit? Joke-fail? Shit, I'm gonna get life without parole.
      #2 "school shootings are entirely too common" Really? How many schools are there in the US? How many days a year are they in session? How many mass shootings are there per year? I think not often enough at YOUR school.

    164. Re: So much for... by knight24k · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hate getting into a gun control debate on this thread and replying to an AC to boot but.... what massive killings? Out of a nation of 300 million we have approx ~15k gun deaths annually. Granted, any death is tragic but I would hardly call it massive compared to other causes of death. The majority of these are criminal with accidental and suicides thrown in. Even if you make the case that all of the suicides would have been saved (good luck making that case), criminals will still be able to get weapons since they are...(wait for it) criminals.

      The UK tried this in 97. In the 5 years after their gun ban violent crime doubled, violent crime with handguns (not including air weapons) quadrupled and handgun murders doubled (Home Office Statistical Bulletin Jan 2003). It took them another 7 years to get their crime back down to where it started in the first place. All this for a nation that had an annual gun homicide rate of 50 in 1997. As it is, today they estimate there are in excess of 5 million illegal guns on the streets of the UK (as reported by the UK press) and that 1 in 5 Brits know how to get a gun if they need one. This is gun control working? Also keep in mind the UK is an island, has 1/10 the population of the US and even they cannot control guns effectively. Exactly how are we to do it when we can't even keep illegal drugs out (and that is a whole different can of worms).

      Guns are not the problem. We have a violent society and we are no longer properly identifying and caring for our mentally ill citizens. We need to fix the cause not the result.

    165. Re:So much for... by Sperbels · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Although I believe he's not guilty of any crime other than being idiotic, it is not up to the police to judge whether he's guilty. It's up to the justice system. He will have his day in court, like any other person charged with a crime.

      Will he? You do realize, that in this country, it's entirely legal to indefinitely imprison a terrorist in secrecy? The definition of terrorist being anyone they deem to be a terrorist. And they are saying the kid made a terrorist threat. They can legally disappear this kid for making an obvious joke online with some friends. Does that give you some idea how out of control the US government is?

    166. Re:So much for... by sjames · · Score: 0

      Says the dude who just went from possibly reasonable and thoughtful to slack jawed fucktard in one sentence.

    167. Re:So much for... by arth1 · · Score: 2

      Making a threat is an actual crime.

      And that's plain wrong. If you deliberately cause fear by threatening someone, then it's causing fear that's the crime, not the words. Whether you do that by words or waving a bazooka doesn't change the crime, which isn't the words.

      A threat in itself should never be a crime. That's punishing thoughts.
      If I say "I am going to cut off your tonker" and you laugh it off with "with both your arms broken?", no crime has been committed. Even if both of us are capable of those acts - if they don't cause fear and are unlikely to happen, there is no crime.

    168. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a cretin you are. Since when is there a competition between natural rights? You leftists are just the kind who pick and choose which rights are acceptable. FWIW, if he is convicted of a felony, he won't be allowed to own a gun.

      I must have missed it...I'm curious as to what 'crime' he made by expressing himself this way. I don't think he directly threatened anyone or any specific institution.

      His crime was that he dared to utter words which offended someone's delicate sensibilities, which caused them to become even more afraid of their own shadow than they already were, and subsequently piss themselves.
      There seems to be a relatively modern trend of people assuming they have some kind of Right to Not Be Offended. Which is bullshit- offense is in the eye (or in this case, the ear) of the beholder. I can't control what you take offense to, nor should I be required to take measures to prevent it.

    169. Re:So much for... by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 1

      Every day in America, another 27 people die as a result of drunk driving crashes. That's over 9500 people a year. There are 211,000,000 registered drivers I propose we ban either cars or alcohol. I'll let you pick. The death rate is about the same number, but the number of drivers is less than the number of guns, so you're more likely to be killed by a drunk driver than you are to be shot to death. Not much though. I assume you agree with me that all cars or alcohol should be banned? Or maybe you just think we should only allow smaller cars. Nobody really needs to drive a 2-ton dually death machine anyways. Or maybe we should just ban all alcohol but wine. Nobody ever gets drunk on wine and drives a car. And no the argument that it's fun to just drink a few beers in not a strong argument for not banning alcohol.

    170. Re:So much for... by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 1

      In this day and age, I think a joke is probable cause to start an investigation. I don't think it's probable cause to have someone arrested. I think there needs to be some substantial evidence that a crime is actually going to be committed before you start to think of taking away one's freedoms.

    171. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... they're damned if they do, and damned if they don't. Yes, in retrospect it's easy to see which ones really were just harmless sarcastic jokes and which ones were obvious warning signs, because we know how the story turned out.

      You're missing the point. I don't care how loudly the idiots howl, unless you can provide credible evidence that it is NOT a joke, sarcasm, etc. then it ought to be assumed to be one. We call this idea the "Presumption of Innocence", it's up to the accuser to provide proof of guilt prior to any punitive actions by the Law. Sadly this fundamental pillar of our nation is being chipped away at every turn- Random traffic checkpoints/stop, searches before boarding public transit, proof of citizenship requirements, stop and frisk, NSA data mining, etc. Frankly, it's disgusting.

    172. Re:So much for... by rivercityrandom · · Score: 2

      I dunno, it took me three tries to get my license in California, and I'd been playing racing games for most of my childhood. Maybe it had something to do with trying to parallel park via drifting...

    173. Re:So much for... by SJHiIlman · · Score: 1

      Idiot, someone reported him.

      Thanks for informing me of something I'm already aware of. That was a great help!

      Do I really need to go over how the government having surveillance equipment everywhere would only make it worse?

    174. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But two Wrights sure do make an airplane!

    175. Re:So much for... by naoursla · · Score: 1

      You better say something now or the authorities are going to arrest you for being suspiciously remaining silent.

    176. Re:So much for... by SJHiIlman · · Score: 1

      Which they shouldn't be allowed to do, frankly. And they did not give people a choice between nudie scanners and groping.

    177. Re:So much for... by SJHiIlman · · Score: 1

      People need to take a basic constitutional law class

      Maybe they should just read the first amendment.

      Speaking of which, do you have anything on-topic to say? Are you going to respond to any of my points, or are you just going to attack straw men?

    178. Re:So much for... by pr0fessor · · Score: 2

      He was arrested two months ago and has not been released. The alternatives are they found something else or they intend to prosecute and make an example of him based only on that conversation.

      The biggest problem I see here is that if they didn't find anything and end up releasing him then they have detained someone for two or more months while they attempted to find a reason to detain them.

      If they are going to prosecute him on just the conversation provided in the article and win it sets an awful precedence. The next thing you know people will have what they say taken out of context and be sent to prison for shooting another player's character in call of duty and exclaiming "You're Dead!"

       

    179. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2) This person realizes that there is no threat, BUT, if the kid for some unrelated reason commits some act of violence and the media finds out that a warning was ignored

      And here is where Your argument breaks down. There aren't just two things You can do: ignore it or convict him of a crime (You can always convict someone of some kind of a crime, but that is a different story). You can, for instance actually fucking investigate if this is a real threat. You can ask around, or check his home, parents, his home situation or ask him to contact a psychologist to see if his threats are valid and not just a joke. Even in the situation in which that kid is actually looney and blows up his school, You are left with investigation materials that show up no evidence that he was planning an attack.

    180. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is so easy to form an opinion without knowing any facts. Why don't we let the lawyer's make their arguments and a jury decide if the his comments constitute a crime. Perhaps I'm in the minority but I like to hear from both sids before spouting off an opinion.

    181. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously have no idea how the law works in this country.

      It seems more like you're the one who doesn't understand.

      Saying that you're free to speak but not free from the consequences is nonsensical because that logic could be used to prohibit any speech.

    182. Re:So much for... by SJHiIlman · · Score: 1

      If someone posts a threat to kill the president, then yes, that's not free speech and has consequences.

      Which is rather pathetic considering how well-guarded the president is compared to the rest of us, and how unlikely it is that someone is serious when saying such a thing.

    183. Re:So much for... by SJHiIlman · · Score: 1

      it's inciting panic.

      The people who begin to panic chose to panic, whether consciously or unconsciously. If you arrest someone for shouting "fire" in a crowded theater, you are arresting them for their speech; there is literally nothing else you could arrest them for, as all they did was speak.

    184. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, but need to add to your point.
      Less teenagers die today than at any time in the past.
      We are living in a near Utopia yet the news says things like 'crime wave' and 'outbreak of shootings'.

      WW1, WW2, Korea, Vietnam, Panama, etc.
      Until recently thousands of teenagers died every year in the world fighting in State Sanctioned Wars.
      They shot guns at people and killed them. Had guns fired at them and died.
      Thousands of teenagers have been taught to be killers by the US government in just the last year. We call them hero when they get back from killing. That is what it is to be in the armed forces, to Kill.

      Prior to the modern era, we had teens shooting every 'red Indian' they saw. Entire armies were mostly teens.
      This is not new.
      Teen aged MEN are biologically programmed to be aggressive and to form groups of other like aged young men and to act with violence towards 'outsiders'. This is human history.

      Young men (teens) do so much less violence today than in even my grandparents age and I find it offensive that a few nuts here and there drive debate and policy to such a degree.

    185. Re:So much for... by Applekid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Right, so the slippery slope in the gun control debate is that the constitution only allows for a well-trained militia to keep their guns, but gun-owners have forced it to become anybody's right regardless of training or participation in a militia. The government is trying to go back up the slope (with mandatory ID and criminal record checks), but they just keep sliding back down.

      No, the constitution recognizes the need for a regulated militia and the right of the people. Otherwise:

      1. It would be self contradictory, since regulating your militia is, in turn, regulating arms, which the text says shall not be infringed
      2. It wouldn't be located next to the third amendment, which also puts the freedom of the people over soldiers of the union
      3. It would be unique, as the fifth amendment also refer to the militia as external to the people
      4. It would be misplaced, as rights specifically granted to a government entity (states) that wasn't already addressed in the articles is all the way in the back at amendment ten
      5. It would be redundant, since the military is already presumed to exist as in Article 2

      Anyone can argue whether they like it or not, but the fact is the second amendment, quite clearly, refers to the right of the people. Anyone claiming otherwise is mistaken at best and selectively manipulative at worst.

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    186. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope; it's "If we allow outlawing of gun ownership, tyranny can/will result". And since there was evidence of that as an existing slope, it's 100% reasonable.

    187. Re: So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Helmets should be optional for motorcyclists, so long as they are registered organ donors.

    188. Re:So much for... by SJHiIlman · · Score: 1

      The difference is destructive power. One person going insane with a working gun could never do as much damage as someone with full access to a powerful nuclear weapon. Unless an action could cause the deaths of thousands, individual liberties must be preserved.

    189. Re:So much for... by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      That's over 9500 people a year.

      that's your number for drunk driving deaths.

      the total number of gun-related homicides in the US (not counting suicides and accidents) tends to hover around 10,000 per year

      the grand parent number on firearm homicides.

      The death rate is about the same number

      close enough, I'll call those numbers the same for a moment.

      but the number of drivers is less than the number of guns, so you're more likely to be killed by a drunk driver than you are to be shot to death.

      And now you completely lost me.

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    190. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no way he'll be convicted unless he uses a public defender. He should be able to easily recoup the legal fees once he files suit against the entity that arrested him.

      Especially since, according to the article, the only person who took enough offense to call the cops was some dumb cunt in fucking CANADA.

    191. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our armed forces is unnecessarily large anyway.

    192. Re:So much for... by FuzzNugget · · Score: 1

      No, because there exist organizations like the NRA, who are firm and relentless warriors for the 2nd amendment, but more to the point, are well funded by a firearms industry that knows which side of the bread is buttered.

      There also exist organizations like the EFF and ACLU, who fight for freedom of speech, privacy and otherwise fundamentally more important civil rights, but there's nowhere near the same level of funding because corporations have more to gain by oppressing free speech and privacy than they do by protecting it.

      And of course, civil liberties are for intellectual bores, big fucking guns are full of sexy and YEEHAWWW!

    193. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Freedom as the constitution describes it looks like the idea was that I could sit on my porch with a gun, mouth off to passerby and as long as I did'nt actually do anything, nobody should care. Maybe someone would challenge me to a duel or just shoot me if I was actually causing real trouble, but if I got that far there were probably enough fair warnings that it was my own damn stupidity that got me. I don't think the world is better if we all act like that kind of jerk, but it's certainly better if we don't pretend that were terrorized by that kind of jerk.

      This whole "government has to prevent even the possibility of a crime" crap looks more and more like the plan is to eventually just jail everyone at birth. Not sure I'd be particularly brave if I met a psycho with a gun. I'm quite sure that I'd rather take that chance than spend my whole life worrying that even if I never decide to hurt anyone, the government might take something I say out of context and treat me like I'm a psycho with a gun.

    194. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was never a fallacy to begin with. Ironically, the idea that the 'slippery slope' is a fallacy, is itself a fallacy.

      The phrase "Slippery Slope Fallacy" (notice capital letters to indicate a proper name) refers to a specific type of argument in the field of logic. It does NOT refer the the philosophical idea of a 'slippery slope' being a fallacy, and it indeed is not and never was (philosophically).

    195. Re:So much for... by Quila · · Score: 2

      By this criteria, half the 13 year-olds on XBox Live should be in jail.

    196. Re:So much for... by NotSanguine · · Score: 1

      Arresting him was the logical thing.

      No. Investigating the threat would be the logical thing to do. If it was determined that this person was deranged enough to actually carry out such acts, he should be placed in a secure mental health facility and treated. If the threat was found not to be credible, he should be left alone to think about how much unwanted attention and stress the things he said brought on him, and why he should be more thoughtful before posting in a public forum in the future.

      I recall being told (back in the distant past --- the 1990s) that I shouldn't put anything in an email that I wouldn't want to see on the front page of my local newspaper. This goes triple for social media, IMHO.

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      No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical. --Niels Bohr
    197. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's even better is that I can go onto Facebook right now and pick out at least 10 posts from public feeds that are FAR more credible threats to an actual person or group. It's been like that for years, and most likely will continue to be so. This kid just had some super bad luck.

    198. Re:So much for... by GigG · · Score: 2

      Reread the Second Amendment and diagram the sentences. Maybe then you will understand what it is saying. A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. It doesn't say "...the right of the states militia to keep and bear arms..." And many constitutional authorities believe the meaning of the word "regulated" in the amendment was. To adjust for accurate and proper functioning.

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    199. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Logically, the only way to battle said tyranny is to have equal firepower, so nuclear arms for everyone!

    200. Re:So much for... by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      I got my learner's permit at twelve, had a restricted license at fourteen [only drive during the day or to and from school functions], and a full license at sixteen. I honestly don't even know what the laws in my state are for driver's license age anymore but I think it's fourteen or fifteen for a permit if you take drivers education course and sixteen for a license.

    201. Re:So much for... by furbyhater · · Score: 1

      So what's more dangerous: owning a gun or shooting of one's mouth on the internet? The USA is fucked up...big time...

    202. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, if someone threatens someone with a gun IRL, they should never be allowed to own one again? NRA is totally against that.

    203. Re:So much for... by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      So much for Americans that actually have read their constitution and the corresponding amendments. Otherwise you would know that being able to say whatever you want without repercussions is not one of your rights, nor is it protected.

    204. Re:So much for... by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      In both cases, a psychological exam might be prudent.

      ...sort of how the People's Republic of China used to label dissenters as 'psychologically deficient' to give them legal cover for imprisonment or worse.

      Thanks, but no thanks. It's all about intent, not content - at least, that's how it should be. :(

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    205. Re:So much for... by NotSanguine · · Score: 1

      Freedom of speech is not the freedom to be an asshole.

      Actually, yes it is.

      Oh, and you're a fucking moron. I'm surprised you can even read. Your mama should have aborted you.

      See what I did there? I used my freedom of speech rights to be an asshole. Get it now?

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      No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical. --Niels Bohr
    206. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't happen in either Japan or Australia. What makes you think it'll happen in America?

    207. Re:So much for... by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      But what they didn't have was government agents looking to violate people's privacy. Or nudie scanners. Or groping.

      I mostly agree with you here. The so-called "pat-down searches" where passengers are sexually assaulted at random are ridiculous and need to end. The Iraqis who worked at Joint Base Balad when I was deployed there five years ago get a less invasive search than what TSA is doing to American citizens. That should tell you something.

      As to the scanners: The last time I flew, I went through one of the scanners and checked out the display after I was on the other side. The image was generic, with nothing identifying my body specifically, so in that sense, it was no more invasive than a metal detector. I'm fairly (though not 100-percent) certain the TSA screeners get the same image. I can't speak for the long-term health effects, but then, I don't fly all that frequently, either.

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    208. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The person he said this to did not say a dam thing.
      Some stupid housewife in another country trolling a teens facebook page (creepy right?) made a big stink and now he is in jail for something that was a joke, that he said was a joke, that the person he said it to took as a joke.

      And, just because people overreact, and authorities now have enormous power when planes are involved does not make it right.

    209. Re:So much for... by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Yes. They also had gross violations of airport security, just like TSA does now. The difference is, you're paying the TSA guy's pension after he retires.

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    210. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That depends. Quite a few kids play driving and racing simulators of various kinds since little nowadays and have a decent understanding on what kind of decisions work and don't in a car.

      Driving is 90% about being willing to yield your right of way, being conscious of your surroundings and having a nonaggressive mindset in general and 10% about handling your car.

    211. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know 30+ year-olds who aren't old enough to consume alcohol responsibly...

    212. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Shouldn't everyone be able to exercise freedom of thought and speech as long as they don't commit any actual crimes?

      So bullying and emotional abuse is fine, because it's not a physical crime? You simply don't believe in emotions. Not many agree with that. Threats are a crime for a reason.

    213. Re:So much for... by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      What about James Eagan Holmes' words? Were those a threat? Or do you think his words were OK under the First Amendment (given that his later actions were most certainly not)?

      According to this report in the Los Angeles Times, University of Colorado officials seemed to think they were, because they disabled his access to their campus. They didn't seem to think he was a big enough threat to report to law enforcement, though, which is a shame because then 12 people who are dead today might still be alive instead.

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    214. Re:So much for... by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      If he is in jail then his owning of the guns is a bit moot as he is almost certainly not in possession of any.

    215. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you and the 13 years you have been alive.
      Not that long ago they may have had metal detectors at the entrance but that was about it.
      There were NEVER "full body searches and cavity checks".
      Non-ticket holders could go right to the gate to see loved ones off or pick them up. The bag searches and all other security were done by the AIRLINES, not the government.
      The only power they had was to refund your ticket and say they did not want your business.
      They did not violate any rights at all. They required a bag check and a walk through a metal detector to fly on their plane. And they made sure that people got through the line ASAP as part of customer service.
      Now the Gov wants to touch my nads, feel my wifes tits' and if I don't hop when they say hop and look meek they will haul you off and make sure you miss your flight just for not 'respecting their authority'.

      Hell, I remember flying as a kid and a guy catching a connecting flight to Colorado on a hunting trip wanted to take his GUN as a carry on. They would not let him so he said he would put it back in his car and borrow one there.
      Fucking walking around the airport with a gun-bag and no one thought anything of it.

      We have all turned into a bunch of crazy pussies.

    216. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that's plain wrong. If you deliberately cause fear by threatening someone, then it's causing fear that's the crime, not the words.

      And that's just fucking insane. How can your intent (deliberately) be ever proven in court? I was in a car crash where I stopped for the car ahead of me, and while stopped in traffic, the person beside me changed lanes into me, hiting my car. It jammed my door shut, so I climbed out the window. She took that to be threatening, and refused to give me her information because of it. Did I commit a crime by "deliberately" causing fear? I deliberately climbed out the window because she broke my car, and that caused her fear.

      Your standard is much much much worse than the current rules.

    217. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're worried about 'threats' that are almost certainly not serious, then you should be worried about random people suddenly turning into psychotic murderers. Anyone could kill anyone else; they don't need to make a threat first. Therefore, if you're truly worried about such things, you should be hiding in a bunker somewhere.

    218. Re:So much for... by icebike · · Score: 1

      Even if your parents were Teetotalers, did you ever ask them if you could have a beer in the house?
      Unless its born of religious convictions, some (most?) parents would rather see how you handle alcohol at home
      rather than send you out into the world with no guidance.

      I had wine on holidays by age 12, so did my kid. Watered down and measured of course, and only at home.
      I could be arrested for allowing that in most states.

      In Italy there really is no legal definition of when you can have wine with dinner with parental consent, as many
      families let kids have (usually watered down) wine at least occasionally. The legal drinking age is 16.
      Italy ranks in the middle of the pack in alcohol consumption and low on the list of alcohol related deaths.

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    219. Re:So much for... by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

      Every day in America, another 27 people die as a result of drunk driving crashes. That's over 9500 people a year. There are 211,000,000 registered drivers I propose we ban either cars or alcohol. I'll let you pick. The death rate is about the same number, but the number of drivers is less than the number of guns, so you're more likely to be killed by a drunk driver than you are to be shot to death. Not much though. I assume you agree with me that all cars or alcohol should be banned? Or maybe you just think we should only allow smaller cars. Nobody really needs to drive a 2-ton dually death machine anyways. Or maybe we should just ban all alcohol but wine. Nobody ever gets drunk on wine and drives a car. And no the argument that it's fun to just drink a few beers in not a strong argument for not banning alcohol.

      Except your argument is extremely flawed, because we've already drastically reduced the vehicular death rate through safety improvements and drunk driving initiatives. There's plenty more we could do, but it is in no way analogous to *complete inaction* in regards to gun-related crime. Also, note that, unlike a gun, it *is* illegal to operate a vehicle without a license.

    220. Re:So much for... by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      The rational states keep to the minimums of federal law which says long guns and shotguns are legally purchased at 18. 21 is the minimum for handguns. I'm certain that Texas is quite rational in this area.

    221. Re:So much for... by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      I doubt the AC was suggesting that he should be convicted; rather AC was simply pointing out that a conviction would ban him from possessing firearms.

    222. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People shouldn't consume alcohol or any brain damaging substances till age 28. I'm tired of living in a country populated by half-wits because they won't give their brains time to grow and mature.

    223. Re:So much for... by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

      The difference is destructive power. One person going insane with a working gun could never do as much damage as someone with full access to a powerful nuclear weapon. Unless an action could cause the deaths of thousands, individual liberties must be preserved.

      So your cutoff is 1000? If you cutoff was 10, would you not then be obligated to advocate a ban on AR-15s? Why do you assume your line in the sand is the correct one?

    224. Re:So much for... by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      operagost wasn't saying he should be convicted of anything but merely pointing out that he is facing felony charges.

    225. Re:So much for... by Stormthirst · · Score: 1

      And then the government is accused of prying into someone's private life. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Doesn't matter if they have sufficient cause or not.

    226. Re:So much for... by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 1

      It's also illegal to go around and kill people with a gun. Still happens. You can't protect people by taking away rights. Criminals are going to commit crimes.

    227. Re:So much for... by icebike · · Score: 1

      That depends. Quite a few kids play driving and racing simulators of various kinds since little nowadays and have a decent understanding on what kind of decisions work and don't in a car.

      Life is not a video game, and real cars don't behave the way video games do.
      So the the extent video games influence driving at all (and I'm not convinced they do), its probably a net negative (bad) effect.
      (There is a tendency to attribute every bad thing in the world to video games, and I'm not convinced its real).

      The press is full of stories about spikes in reckless driving when ever a movie of the Grand Theft series is shown, but
      I suspect this also pretty much hype.

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    228. Re:So much for... by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      Yes, but you are talking about the concept of free will.

      The concept of freedom with respect to rights is that exercising those rights don't carry government imposed consequences. As Antipater pointed out, you can freely and properly exercise your rights and still face consequences from friends, spouses, family, etc.

    229. Re:So much for... by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Why? Shouldn't everyone be able to exercise freedom of thought and speech as long as they don't commit any actual crimes?

      So bullying and emotional abuse is fine, because it's not a physical crime?

      No, deliberately causing someone distress is a real crime. Whether it's done through physical means or words doesn't change the crime.

      Let me put it another way: You should have the right to throw stones as much as you like. But that doesn't give you a right to hurt people with your thrown stones. If you do, you commit the crime of hurting them. That you did it with stones doesn't matter; banning stone throwing is not a solution, but a distraction from the real problem.

    230. Re:So much for... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      Actually, freedom of speech ABSOLUTELY does mean freedom from government consequences. We narrow it in a few cases (lying/fraud, reporting false threats, etc.) because those are demonstrably harmful.

      I don't know why you'd include that bolded one, and not the extremely relevant "making threats" exception. However, that is clearly not the case here, and I don't think there's any real room to wiggle, for the fascists who arrested this kid.

    231. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But imprisoning him was not.

    232. Re:So much for... by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      And that is entirely different than what the kid did and I would consider what you did a credible threat.

      What the kid did was to use hyperbole to point out that he is not, in fact, insane. For this situation to be the same thing you would need to be responding directly to someone suggesting that you were somehow being abusive and you responding with "Oh yeah..." [continue with your post] and then following it up by pointing out that you have no idea where he lives nor care to find out, thus making it obvious that you were using hyperbole.

    233. Re:So much for... by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      but he wasn't conveying a threat. He was using hyperbole to point out that he wasn't like those who do actually use violence.

    234. Re:So much for... by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

      It's also illegal to go around and kill people with a gun. Still happens. You can't protect people by taking away rights. Criminals are going to commit crimes.

      Ah, the "laws just get broken, so lets not have laws" defense! I think we're done here, you've thoroughly discredited all of your ideas, but I'm sure you'll still cling to your second amendment with disregard to all the other "rights" in which those arms of yours were supposed to protect.

    235. Re:So much for... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Actually, freedom of speech ABSOLUTELY does mean freedom from government consequences. We narrow it in a few cases (lying/fraud, reporting false threats, etc.) because those are demonstrably harmful.

      No, it doesn't. It means the government can't exercise prior restraint to prevent you from speaking. There are a lot of things you can say taht will get you in trouble afterwards; and that is not limiting your freedom of speech.

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    236. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no, you misunderstand. He is only in prison to protect himself and those around him while he awaits psychiatric evaluation. Unfortunately, the city's psychiatrist is on vacation.

    237. Re:So much for... by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      We've already institutionalized "no joke" zones at airports. Unfortunately, it is only a matter of time before there are more such restrictions.

      I'm wondering if the airports banned any German folk that may bear the name Goethe Baum (considering the first name, pronounced GU(R)-tuh, is close enough to Gotta, so as to trigger kneejerk reactions in TSA goons).

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    238. Re:So much for... by SJHiIlman · · Score: 1

      So your cutoff is 1000?

      Not necessarily. There is no absolute line to be drawn. That said, unless there is a chance of a catastrophe, I don't believe people's liberties should be curtailed (meaning that I don't believe people should be banned from having something just because there's a potential for abuse).

    239. Re:So much for... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      but he wasn't conveying a threat. He was using hyperbole to point out that he wasn't like those who do actually use violence.

      Yeah, that is what it looks like based on the article. OTOH, the argument that some make that somehow being arrested for making the threat, even in jest, violates his free speech rights is incorrect. The authorities may have overreacted but that is a separate issue.

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    240. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you tired of attacking straw men now?

      with disregard to all the other "rights"

      I've seen no such thing from him.

    241. Re:So much for... by drakaan · · Score: 1

      Right, which is why I pondered what he would be convicted of. He didn't *do* anything aside from type a few words out.

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    242. Re:So much for... by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 1

      You're right, I went off on a rant (stupid HTML shit pissed me off at work). The banning cars argument is stupid. How's this argument.

      Drunk drivers kill people , but people still do it, therefore we need to ban or license alcohol.

      Is basically the same argument as

      Criminals with guns kill people, therefore we need to either ban or require a license to own a gun.

      Both of these are stupid arguments when looked at logically, criminals will break the law, while non-criminals won't. Requiring a license to buy a gun or alcohol will not stop people from getting killed. It might make it a little harder, but I doubt it. The Newtown shooting happened because a person stole guns from a law-abiding citizen. Had his mother had a license or not, it doesn't matter, those kids are still dead. The same thing in Virginia Tech. The student bought guns, after a background check. What more laws do we need? What is different between having to have a background check or having to have a license to buy a gun?

    243. Re:So much for... by arth1 · · Score: 1

      And that's just fucking insane. How can your intent (deliberately) be ever proven in court?

      The courts rule on intent all the time. There are plenty of crimes (most of them!) where intent is required for you to break the law, or it affects the sentencing if found guilty. The ones where it doesn't, like child pornography possession, are in minority.

      It does not cause as much of a problem as you think.

    244. Re:So much for... by Dahamma · · Score: 2

      Was the jail sentence an overreaction? Perhaps.

      Perhaps?? It was't even a *sentence*. He hasn't even had a trial yet. According to the article the police didn't even question him for a MONTH after they arrested and imprisoned him, and now over 4 months later he's still sitting in jail for a silly comment on a Facebook page. This is not only "overreaction", it's practically Guantanamo, Texas.

      What if someone on slashdot cut and pasted the quote into a post but forgot to use quotation marks? There is no reason to think the kid was any more serious about carrying out the act than that poster would have been, and just as much "proof". Should the then be imprisoned for 4 months without a trial?

    245. Re:So much for... by similar_name · · Score: 1
      From Wikipedia

      The fallacious sense of "slippery slope" is often used synonymously with continuum fallacy, in that it ignores the possibility of middle ground and assumes a discrete transition from category A to category B.

      Interesting. The people that can't see the middle ground are generally the ones most worried about the "slippery slope". I suggest, they are also the cause. If everything wasn't a slippery slope we might actually be able to solve some of our problems.

    246. Re:So much for... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      There are over 300 million legally acquired weapons, and only two of them have been used in a mass shooting this year. And they weren't legally acquired by the person who used them.

      Like most gun use for self-defense, Adam's mother was killed by her own guns. If she didn't own guns, she would have been more safe. Guns in the hands of people who shouldn't have them are (in practice, though not theory) *always* stolen from people who owned them legally. So if nobody could own then legally, gun crime would drop, as criminals wouldn't have access to guns.

      Note, I'm not arguing for or against anything, just stating facts. So don't take my facts to be an indication of my opinion. If I wanted to share my opinion, I'd state it, but it's irrelevant to the issues discussed at the moment.

    247. Re:So much for... by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

      So your cutoff is 1000?

      Not necessarily. There is no absolute line to be drawn. That said, unless there is a chance of a catastrophe, I don't believe people's liberties should be curtailed (meaning that I don't believe people should be banned from having something just because there's a potential for abuse).

      This is the point I'm trying to make.. There's a debate to be had on what a catastrophe is, and a unilateral "you can take my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands" approach is not a constructive or rational argument. Guns are not different in effect from tire irons, knives, machetes, pipe bombs, napalm, nukes, etc. They are, however, different in both availability and in destructive capability. There's a debate to be had about how much is too much, and the second amendment does not clarify the limits of that right, and is ambiguous in who it pertains to. Going even further, the founding fathers did not believe the constitution should be set in stone (hence all the early amendments), and the philosophy of John Locke (whose writings inspired most of the founding fathers in the first place) outlined "life, liberty, and property" and the inalienable rights. It is not all clear that the founding fathers would have supported gun rights today, and I think that needs to be taken into consideration when we talk about what is or is not a "right".

    248. Re:So much for... by SJHiIlman · · Score: 1

      and the second amendment does not clarify the limits of that right

      I really believe people should move to amend the constitution if they feel something should be changed or clarified.

    249. Re:So much for... by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

      You're right, I went off on a rant (stupid HTML shit pissed me off at work). The banning cars argument is stupid. How's this argument.

      Drunk drivers kill people , but people still do it, therefore we need to ban or license alcohol.

      Is basically the same argument as

      Criminals with guns kill people, therefore we need to either ban or require a license to own a gun.

      Both of these are stupid arguments when looked at logically, criminals will break the law, while non-criminals won't. Requiring a license to buy a gun or alcohol will not stop people from getting killed. It might make it a little harder, but I doubt it. The Newtown shooting happened because a person stole guns from a law-abiding citizen. Had his mother had a license or not, it doesn't matter, those kids are still dead. The same thing in Virginia Tech. The student bought guns, after a background check. What more laws do we need? What is different between having to have a background check or having to have a license to buy a gun?

      You're right in that such incidences are very hard to prevent, and would require drastic legislation for marginal effect (like the Australian rifle involuntary buy-back. it worked, but it would never fly here). Where a registry does help is with the numerous murders and other gun related crimes committed by career criminals. As it is, it is nearly impossible to trace a gun because we've put up massive legal barriers to doing so. If we merely kept better track of legal weapon purchases, we could not only solve gun crimes more quickly, but we could also go after "rogue buyers" who purchase weapons for criminals at a markup.

    250. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      News flash, bad people do bad things and wishing guns away doesn't fix it.

      besides, given his comment about eating hearts, clearly what we need is better utensil control laws. We can't have a bunch of heart eating maniacs getting their hands on forks, now can we?

      So then let's just arm everyone with a nuke. After all, everyone is a rational actor and would never risk global annihilation, right?

      The arm-people-with-nukes argument against gun ownership makes as much sense as the people-can-marry-animals argument against gay marriage. Ridiculous hyperbole doesn't do anyone any favors.

    251. Re:So much for... by plover · · Score: 2

      I'd say to look for more of this mistreatment and abuse.

      I doubt anyone in authority (except for some really stupid cops) believes the kid is actually a threat. What the rest of them are trying to do is hold him up as a warning example to all other kids "don't make school shooting jokes or we will jail your ass for as long as we like."

      The authorities in Austin are forgetting two crucial element of this whole process, though. The first is that teenage boys are capable of learning this lesson and applying rational thought to their behaviors - the number of teen drunk drivers and teens killed by texting-while-driving proves this is a futile exercise. The second is that we all have the right to free speech, and that what they're doing is far more illegal than what the kid did; at least one of these a-holes needs to end up in jail for abusing the child's rights.

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    252. Re:So much for... by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      I think we should either ban alcohol or legalize all scheduled drugs. They should at least be consistent.

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    253. Re:So much for... by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

      and the second amendment does not clarify the limits of that right

      I really believe people should move to amend the constitution if they feel something should be changed or clarified.

      I agree, but there's little chance of that happening because we treat the Constitution as a sacred text (we're even supposed to capitalize it!). Honestly it seems clear that half the country (on the coasts mostly) wants something different than the other half (middle of the country, mostly). I wish we could just have a clean break, no hard feelings, and we could all be happy with our respective governments.

    254. Re:So much for... by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      There is a big difference between "I think I'll shoot up a school" and "I think I'll shoot up XYZ school because they treated me like crap when I went there". And even the second statement, absent actual tangible steps having been taken toward that end, should not even have charges brought against the young man. I hope there's more to this story than is presented, because otherwise every authority figure involved is a moron.

    255. Re:So much for... by 0111+1110 · · Score: 2

      You really want to live in a country where a bad joke can send you to prison? I wish we had two different countries. One for people like you and one for people like me. You have pretty much every country in the world to choose from, although people are generally nicer and more tolerant in most other countries I have lived in. For people who actually want to live in a free society there is nowhere to go. But if I had a time machine I could stay right where I am and a quasi-free society (as long as your skin wasn't too dark) would come to me. I truly could say ANYTHING I wanted because sticks and stones may break bones, but words are just noises. Not inherently different from the barking of a dog.

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    256. Re:So much for... by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      So if someone tells a woman 'Fuck You' he should be charged with rape? Context matters and it's exquisitely clear from the quoted context he was being sarcastic.

      It would not surprise me nowadays if telling some deserving woman "Fuck you" or "Just because you have a cunt does not mean you should be one" would bring about sexual harassment or sexual assault (through some extreme twisting of logic) charges.

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    257. Re:So much for... by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

      News flash, bad people do bad things and wishing guns away doesn't fix it.

      besides, given his comment about eating hearts, clearly what we need is better utensil control laws. We can't have a bunch of heart eating maniacs getting their hands on forks, now can we?

      So then let's just arm everyone with a nuke. After all, everyone is a rational actor and would never risk global annihilation, right?

      The arm-people-with-nukes argument against gun ownership makes as much sense as the people-can-marry-animals argument against gay marriage. Ridiculous hyperbole doesn't do anyone any favors.

      It's called reductio ad absurdum and it is a valid form of argument showing that a line of reasoning leads to a ridiculous conclusion. In this instance I'm attempting to show that interpretation of the right to weapons, if unlimited, leads to absurd results, and thus specific limits need to apply. The anti-gay marriage argument, on the other hand, is a slippery slope argument attempting to show that consenting marriage between adults will lead to child brides, bestiality, denderphelia, etc., without showing any clear circumstance in which it could lead to that.

    258. Re:So much for... by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      In other words, your right to swing your fist ends at my nose.

      This isn't about swinging fists. It's about writing about it. This isn't about anything physical. It's about a form of expression. About writing. About typing letters on a keyboard. One problem with this country is most of us are too stupid to distinguish between the two. This kid would probably have been safer saying what he did in North Korea. They at least can probably distingiush between words and actions and there probably aren't as many petty, vindictive, scared, selfish little assholes trying to get everyone else jailed for saying something they don't like.

      I've never lived in North Korea, but I have lived in Cuba, not known as a bastion of free speech, and I never heard of anything like this happening there. It's true that you can be jailed for publicly criticizing the government, but you wouldn't be jailed for this sort of bullshit. We're a nation of scared, violent, dumb, bootlickers. Most of you don't deserve freedom of any kind. More and more the majority of Americans have exactly the government that they deserve. It's scary to think that it is only going to get worse. A repressive police state is the new normal.

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    259. Re: So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've taken all sorts of mind-altering chemicals in my 21 years. Very strong hallucinogens are my favorites. They opened my mind to concepts most people can't even imagine. I quickly realized that the reason alcohol and tobacco are legal is to kill off the less intelligent of the population. Similarly, marijuana is illegal because it cures cancer and treats a variety of ailments that current pharmaceuticals can't. Most of my peers can't keep up in an intellectual conversation with me. Overall, i would have to say that mind-altering substances made me more intelligent. The key is moderation.

    260. Re:So much for... by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      You have no idea what you are talking about. The difference between getting strip searched and/or sexually assaulted in order to fly and having to walk through a metal detector and get your carry-on xrayed is huge. Before 9/11 the security precautions were non-invasive and in line with the rest of the world. They were sane and only a minor inconvenience. Post 9/11 you pretty much have to enjoy being raped if you want to fly. The sweaty, horny dude in the blue uniform lovingly messaging your scalp and balls and anus (usually without even changing his gloves since his last encounter -- hope you like other guys' ball sweat) is the difference.

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    261. Re:So much for... by lightknight · · Score: 1

      This is what happens when you raise kids to believe that authority figures have the right to punish others for what they say.

      Starts in school, continues for a life-time. Oh, but the second-class citizen status assigned to young ones, and tattle-tailing / obedience training more appropriate to pets could never leave a permanent mark on someone, oh no!

       

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    262. Re:So much for... by sarkeizen · · Score: 1

      "read up" funny. Is there some group of formal texts on the subject you'd like to reference? In my experience people use the term to refer to series of events for which one initial event necessitates the others (or makes near certain). The fallacy exists due to the assumption of the necessity of the chain of events. So the poster appears to be saying if you allow government to restrict any aspect of your life due to safety then it's near certain that it will restrict some specific other aspect of your life will be restricted on the grounds of safety. This is untrue by virtue of there existing specific aspects of my life which remain unrestricted or unrestricted on the basis of safety..

    263. Re:So much for... by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      The so-called "pat-down searches" where passengers are sexually assaulted at random are ridiculous and need to end. The Iraqis who worked at Joint Base Balad when I was deployed there five years ago get a less invasive search than what TSA is doing to American citizens. That should tell you something.

      When I was arrested for a violent crime my patdown before being sent to my cell was also far less invasive than the standard TSA "patdown", which is really a sort of sexual encounter. No genital contact was made. No scalp massage.

      As for the scanners, many of the more invasive and dangerous x-ray scanners were switched out for the less dangerous and less invasive millimeter wave scanners with Automatic Target Detection software installed only quite recently. That's important to keep in mind. That's the kind of machine you encountered. I wouldn't really have a problem with them either except for the fact that they seem to false positive about 50% of the time and that leads to sexual groping if you want to fly or at least not get escorted out of the airport by a cop. I refuse to voluntarily allow myself to be sexually assaulted. So a false positive for me would mean being escorted out of the airport and maybe losing the cost of my ticket. I could even get fined up to $10,000 for refusing my ball and ass crack massage. Oh and I would get put on some kind of list as well. So until they fix the false positives they aren't very practical. They also can be fooled / defeated in a way that metal detectors cannot. Neither type of scanner can detect explosives, arguably the only true threat that makes aviation different from, say, a shopping mall entrance or crowded restaurant. Metal detectors are faster and more reliable at detecting firearms. About the only thing the fancy, overpriced scanners might detect that the metal detector won't are plastic knives and I don't think they are really worth all the trouble. No one's going to take over a plane with plastic knives at this point. Well, unless the majority of passengers are terrorists and even then the cockpit door would be locked.

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    264. Re:So much for... by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. It's part of the latest attempts at group psychology / social control -> after years of being bombarded by television, film, and even literature that, surprisingly, all follows the same damn patterns, the hope is that any potential troublemakers will 'announce' themselves before they commit a crime, and be picked up / jailed before any real damage is done. Granted, the minds behind this little experiment are about as bright as a burnt out 10-watt bulb, but there you go; I'll tell you why right here, since they will no doubt read this and feel insulted -> they believe in the bell curve / normal model like religion; and you may not understand what I mean when I say those words, unless you have spent some quiet time contemplating the full ramifications and exceptions (the little gotchas) to the theories based off of this thing.

      Their hope is that you will announce yourself before you commit a crime; the sad reality is that their methods of ensuring this also, unfortunately, ensure that crimes will occur. The human mind is not a blank slate, ready to be programmed after it leaves the factory; rather it is already preprogrammed, and has some adaptation built into it, but it's somewhere between software and hardware. Their 'tampering' with it is the equivalent of wiping Windows 7 (or Linux 2.6, or what have you) off the disk, installing Windows 3.1, then down-clocking the processor from an 8-core 4.0 Ghz CPU to a single-core 3.3 Mhz CPU...with the side effect that the old operating system is still somewhat there, and that the CPU doesn't understand some of the instructions being sent to it since those instructions were deprecated ages ago (and removed from the architecture). The constant conflict between the error'ed state that society is trying to introduce, and the more up to date state that the human mind is trying to keep creates a constant schism, and generates recursive errors.

      Now, no one wants to believe they are affected by film, literature, etc., while at the same time, they spout phrases like man is a social creature. Well, you can't have it both ways. Face it: the design is flawed, it cannot be fixed, it should be trashed. The group psychology / social control stuff only works when you 'load' the experiment with values to give you the results you want; at it's heart, it's dishonest science.

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    265. Re:So much for... by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      But I'll admit, I'm just "paranoid" enough to believe that anyone who threatens to shoot up a school should get a knock on the door from the local authorities at the very least, because harassment is their job.

      Fixed that for you, you fascist fuck.

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    266. Re:So much for... by Sean_Inconsequential · · Score: 1

      If people get in wrecks and become dependent on government assistance programs as a result of disabilities caused by their injuries, is it wrong to put in place laws that can be demonstrably shown to lessen the severity of those potential injuries? In one instance, you may be burdening individuals with laws "for their own protection," while in another instance you may be potentially burdening tax payers with providing support for someone who is otherwise incapable of providing for their self.

    267. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bicyclists should just stay the hell out of traffic. Fucking cyclists always complaining, I have yet to see one stop for a stop sign or a light...

    268. Re:So much for... by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      I honestly didn't mean GTA, but actual SIMULATORS. As in gran turismo and similar titles.

      To me, the first time I had car's steering wheel in my hands, it felt weird because it wasn't a joystick. But actual process of handling the car was quite familiar. I also saw girls from my class (our driving lessons were actually a part of optional lyceum curriculum) taking lessons with me, and I saw them steer the car into ditches if not for instructor applying hard brakes. Several times. In just one driving session. It was actually pretty strange to the point of me remembering it over ten years after it happened, because I kept thinking "how can you not understand such basics of steering?"

      I never had this problem because I had a fairly good idea on how car is supposed to handle even though I didn't really understanding how to operate the analogue wheel and pedals at first, which took a bit to adapt to. Clutch took a bit longer.

      Again, this is just my personal experience. YMMV and I certainly don't argue this to be a universal truth. It is however a fact that surgeons operating surgery robots perform significantly better if they are in my generation or younger then those older ones who never played computer games.

    269. Re: So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had forgotten how arrogant cocaine makes people. I had also forgotten how arrogant youth can make people.

      Thanks for the reminder.

    270. Re: So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it says will regulated militia, which doesn't necessarily mean what you think it does.

    271. Re: So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn gubmint can't make me wear a helmet but it can force people to buy insurance? Right.

    272. Re:So much for... by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      Idiot, someone reported him. If the government isn't spying on you, someone who doesn't like what you say or do is going to be just as bad.

      Loyal, overly concerned, easily frightened citizens (even if they are citizens of a neighboring country) are just as much a tool in the arsenal of government surveillance equipment as is the most technologically advanced gadgets.

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    273. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was throw out of high school for a year for participating in a hypothetical discussion about school terrorism, unfortunate for me the people in the class and on the school board were too fucking stupid to understand what the word "hypothetical" means. I'm glad I refused to talk to the police, probably the only thing that saved me from jail time. However that incident is on my record as a "threat", and it's affected my life in a very serious way. Almost every job interview I've been to brings it up, but it's my word against a permanent record entry, doesn't matter what I say: it's a "threat" since the record says so.

      These days I try to keep my interaction with other people in the "real world" to a minimum, especially after an incident involving some form of terrorism. It's fine for an investigator or detective to put themselves into the criminal mindset in an attempt to figure out what drove them to performing that act. However if you do it yourself beware, society will hang your ass.

    274. Re:So much for... by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      Freedom of speech does not absolve one from responsibility for the consequences of the speech in question.

      Depends on what consequences you're talking about.
        People around you thinking you're an asshole and never talking to you again? No, it doesn't protect you from that.
      Getting arrested and jailed? Yes, in fact, it does protect you from that; that's the entire meaning of the term.

      This needs to be brought up on any forums or social media sites where these discussions come up, every single time. The people need to be made constantly aware that the First Amendment protects them from gonvernmentally applied consequences for what they say. It would be frightful to see a day come when so many believe the GP's claim, that it does become the defacto truth.

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    275. Re:So much for... by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      Owning a gun isn't dangerous at all. So I would say shooting one's mouth off on the internet is more dangerous.
      Shoooting your mouth off MIGHT lead to fights.
      Simply owning a gun doesn't.
      Now, incorrectly storing said gun, or using it to do something bad or dangerous....That is a problem.

    276. Re:So much for... by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      The average commute in the USA is 16 miles, which would take just a little over an hour by bike. So it appears to be entirely possible for most of the population to remain employed without driving privileges.

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    277. Re:So much for... by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      This statement puzzles me. Even YEARS ago, I had to take drivers training classes for a certain period of time, have structured signed off hours of driving with an adult, pass a written test, and pass a driving test--I personally had a few friends who failed it for parallel parking too many inches from the curb. I almost failed when another driver ran a stop sign.
      Today, at least in California, I understand the regulations are stricter. These may be state requirements, though. I'm not sure.

    278. Re:So much for... by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      People don't believe me when I say we've all become 1850s schoolmarms, fainting and catching a case of the vapors at the slightest sign of discomfort.
      Now excuse me while I take my pocketwatch/cellphone out of my pocket and check the time!

    279. Re:So much for... by narcc · · Score: 1

      No, the constitution recognizes the need for a regulated militia and the right of the people. Otherwise:

      1. It would be self contradictory, since regulating your militia is, in turn, regulating arms, which the text says shall not be infringed
      2. It wouldn't be located next to the third amendment, which also puts the freedom of the people over soldiers of the union
      3. It would be unique, as the fifth amendment also refer to the militia as external to the people
      4. It would be misplaced, as rights specifically granted to a government entity (states) that wasn't already addressed in the articles is all the way in the back at amendment ten
      5. It would be redundant, since the military is already presumed to exist as in Article 2

      Anyone can argue whether they like it or not, but the fact is the second amendment, quite clearly, refers to the right of the people. Anyone claiming otherwise is mistaken at best and selectively manipulative at worst.

      This is an absolutely brilliant post. Clear and concise.

    280. Re: So much for... by Nostromo21 · · Score: 1

      You guys are so utterly, totally & hopelessly farked! About the only thing that can save you now is a revolution or civil war, I'm horrified to the admit. :-/

    281. Re:So much for... by xmundt · · Score: 2

      Greetings and Salutations;
                Hum...."he's got to learn that you can't say stuff like that and not have any consequences".
      Well, that is a point. However, I would argue that this is an infringement of our first amendment rights of free speech simply because it occurred in a forum where there was a certain expectation of privacy. Now, do not jump all over me about FB...I know how it works. However, it is far different than walking into a movie theatre and yelling "FIRE". That has already been ruled by the SCOTUS as non-protected speech. Totally different case, though.
                No, in my opinion, this was a massive over-reaction by the authorities, and, unless there is more data about the young man, or the situation that adds to the picture, I am going to stick with that opinion. I want to remind you that this is America, where, at one time, a Citizen's Freedom was considered one of the most important rights he or she had. To have it casually taken away because of a thoughtless and meaningless remark craps on the efforts of our Founding Fathers, and, all the brave citizens who have laid down there lives to save this right. The fact of the matter is that it IS punishment for a crime that did not happen. I am not comfortable with the whole kneejerk creation of laws about "terroristic Threats". IN general, it seems as if too many of them are so broadly written that they are little more than excuses for locking up people who express unpopular opinions, or, speak foolishly in the heat of the moment. This kid appears to have spouted off in the heat of the moment, after playing a hack and slash game. According to an interview with his father, he also pays little or no attention to the news, and really does not have the maturity level to understand the impact of his remarks.
                He has been incarcerated for several months now, and, if the judge decides he wants to "make an example" of someone, he could end up in prison for eight years! Eight years in a society rift with felons, being exposed to a lawless but barely controlled environment, where one cannot trust anyone, and, there are many opportunities to learn job skills that do nothing but ensure he will be successful as a parasite on society. Is that what we really want to do? Turn out another predator who, if he was joking about killing kids when he was tossed into prison, will likely NOT be doing so when he gets out? I, personally would rather find another option. For example, I would call for a series of therapy sessions, and, community service, to help build empathy for others.
                YOu may think that his current incarceration is the proper way to handle him. Just remember that the sort of erosion of rights that has happened in the past decade has a tendency to continue and grow. Today it is Justin. Next month it could be you, or one of your family who is caught up in the net.
                Pleasant dreams.
                dave mundt

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    282. Re:So much for... by xmundt · · Score: 1

      A good point. The fact of the matter is that school shootings only SEEM to be happening all the time because of the attention that the news media turns on them. If the news were to focus that much attention on traffic accidents, and the injuries and fatalities that come from them, I suspect we would have people calling for a minimum age of 30 for getting a license, and, some really draconian sentences for those caught driving without a license. Also, there would be a huge, ongoing debate about bringing back driver's Ed in schools.
                  Pleasant Dreams
                  dave

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    283. Re:So much for... by int19 · · Score: 1

      It's also illegal to go around and kill people with a gun. Still happens. You can't protect people by taking away rights. Criminals are going to commit crimes.

      Ah, the "laws just get broken, so lets not have laws" defense!

      That's not what he said at all. There already are laws. He's talking about a shift from permissive to restrictive.

      Speaking as a Canadian with completely different firearm laws, if I am bringing a pistol to the range and get pulled over and found to have forgotten any of several pieces of paper the police can ransack my house, confiscate everything, and either put me in prison or bankrupt me in a legal battle. All that because of a relatively small handful of thugs in the large population centers such as Toronto and one maniac who went on a shooting spree 25 years ago.

      So yes, one should very much oppose introduction of hollow laws which will have no effect other than to criminalize innocent people.

    284. Re:So much for... by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Actually we already have two people in jail for thoughtcrime, so frankly it shouldn't even be a surprise anymore. The first is the guy that wrote that supposedly "pro-pedo" book, no pics or deeds was he charged with, he was put in jail for writing down his thoughts on the subject, the other was a guy that was arrested with a "thought diary" his shrink had him write where he was supposed to put every thought he found disturbing so they could talk about it in therapy. again no actual deeds, just his thoughts on a page which if that isn't the textbook definition of "thoughtcrime" i don't know what is.

      So anybody that thinks this is "the land of the free", sorry, that place don't exist anymore, all we have is differing levels of fascism here.

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    285. Re:So much for... by blackraven14250 · · Score: 2

      This isn't punishment for a crime he didn't commit

      Yes, it is. Jail time, especially in this amount, for a clearly sarcastic statement in response to what I surmise is a troll on the internet is punishment, quite literally, for not committing a crime.

    286. Re:So much for... by harlequinn · · Score: 1

      "If you deliberately cause fear by threatening someone, then it's causing fear that's the crime, not the words."

      And that's plain wrong as well. The words themselves (or the actions if there is nothing said) most certainly matter, and the context in which they were said or done also greatly matters. In this case, the words would help establish mens rea, and any actions would help establish actus reus. We need the words to establish that there was in implication that someone else would in fact be harmed and therefore this someone else's fear is reasonable.

      If the words didn't matter, someone saying "Hi, how are you going?" and someone else getting scared it at, would constitute a crime.

    287. Re:So much for... by harlequinn · · Score: 1

      But he didn't make a threat. It was clear it was a joke. For those that could not see it was a joke he even specifically added that it was a joke.

      I'm not fond of that sort of joke, I personally believe there needs to be a bigger buildup to jokes like that, but I do know it's a joke when I see it.

    288. Re:So much for... by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      So much for Americans that actually have read their constitution and the corresponding amendments. Otherwise you would know that being able to say whatever you want without repercussions is not one of your rights, nor is it protected.

      Actually, we do have the right to freely speak without repercussions from government entities. That is in fact protected by the First Amendment.

      What we are not protected from is repercussions from other people who may get butthurt over something someone may say. However, they are also not protected from repercussions for their actions either. And if their actions involve assault, tresspassing, vandalism, or anything else that is subject to criminal prosecution or civil liability...

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    289. Re: So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then there is the whole historical context of the farmers and laborers taking up arms against the British government and the Declaration that at some point it can be justified for a people to take up arms against a tyrannical government. They most certainly meant that regular people can have their guns... which guns? The types of guns necessary to overthrow a standing Army if need be....just as they did. The Second Amendment is not debatable. It just isn't. Even if you don't agree with it. But people don't NEED..... Shut up and go read a history book. (Now I wait for the NSA to read this and start listening to my boring phone calls)

    290. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The price for having freedom and presumption of innocence is the fact that guilty men may roam free and evil men may do harm before they can be stopped.

      But if stopping them means risking the loss of freedom and the punishment of the innocent, then tolerating such men is the cost that we must accept for
      all the treasures a free society offers. A saboteur, terrorist, or criminal can only destroy objects and harm lives.

      But they are incapable of touching the foundation on which that freedom is founded.
      Only our fear and paranoia can do that.

    291. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is because your country, quite simply...is a joke.

    292. Re: So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hasn't happened yet you mean.

    293. Re:So much for... by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      So much for Americans that actually have read their constitution and the corresponding amendments.

      Otherwise you would know that being able to say whatever you want without repercussions is not one of your rights, nor is it protected.

      Actually, we do have the right to freely speak without repercussions from government entities. That is in fact protected by the First Amendment.

      You aren't able to be free from repercussions from saying anything you want about government entities either. For example, you can not threaten the President of the United States. Nor does it protect you from being tried for treason by divulging information. Nor does it protect you from criminal prosecution. But mostly you are correct. The first amendment is about free speech of a citizen with respect to the government (not citizens about other citizens). A lot of people think it gives them the right to say anything they want about anything as a blanket statement and protects from from any and all repercussions.

    294. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then what you're arguing is rather odd, because any reasonable person understands that a grand majority of gun rights advocates do not believe random people should be able to possess WMDs.

    295. Re:So much for... by AdamWill · · Score: 1

      "Was the jail sentence an overreaction? Perhaps."

      There hasn't been a jail sentence. He hasn't been convicted of anything. He is in jail awaiting trial, I expect, because Texas doesn't believe in bail..

    296. Re:So much for... by shugah · · Score: 1

      or have sex with Roseanne Barr
      Ew. Thanks for the visual.

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    297. Re:So much for... by Ost99 · · Score: 2

      Oh -- and about seatbelts: There's no question that they make folks who are belted in safer. However, it's also well-established that they make people who aren't belted in -- such as pedestrians -- less safe: Drivers behave more recklessly when they feel secure, and seat belts and anti-lock brakes provide such security.

      But the overall reduction in fatalities is still reduced significantly.
      Where I live the fatalities pr transported km have been reduced by a factor of 20 for children since before seat belt and child safety seats where required by law. For adults the reduction due to improved cars, airbags etc. is a factor of 4 in the same period.

      We have ~200-250 car related fatalities a year, of which ~20 are pedestrians.
      Of the ~150 car related ones ~50% did not wear a seat belt. 1-2% of the population does not wear seat belts.

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    298. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be nice to know what else was posted. Has he said other questionable things. Did his page have pictures of guns?

      Are we receiving information taken out of context. There is a serious dearth of surrounding information on this case. All that I have found on this look to be repeats of the same limited information. And, none of it has any response from the authorities. They might have darn good reason to hold him at this time.

      The "journalist" at KHOU doesn't appear to have bothered contacting the authorities. No indication that "authorities were unavailable for comment." I sense that all is not as daddy is portraying it.

    299. Re: So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A well-reasoned post. I would also point out that "regulated" didn't use to mean 'restricted', it meant 'practiced.'

    300. Re: So much for... by Gription · · Score: 1

      More to the point...

      Using the lack of something happening in the past as a proof that it won't happen in the future is an insane 5-year-old's argument.
      It is commonly used as the guiding idea behind engineering disasters, mucked up bureaucratic decisions, and trolls on the internet.

    301. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do they really? I see exponentially more outrage at the war on drugs, the patriot act, PRISM and TSA than I do at law enforcement letting the odd criminal slip by.

      You haven't been paying much attention, go lookup some news stories.

      School shootings are the new holocaust.

    302. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That reminds me, I'm thinking of submitting the following as a /. poll:

      "The Top 10 Signs You Might Be A Scuttlefish"

      Not sure where use of the terms "crack down and/or crackdown" will end up, but I'm betting it'll somewhere near the top.

      Who made, uh, "them" responsible for the whole goddam universe, anyway? They couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the sole. Was the jail sentence an overreaction? How about just the goddam arrest???

      Coercion is invariably a bad thing. Coercion wasted in stupidity compounds the error, and only hastens the inevitable response of reality to the stupid. No, not terror. Justice, perhaps. Karma, if that fails. There's always revenge, if nothing else works. Confusing the latter with terror is simply more paranoid stupidity, however prettily dressed up in reasonable-sounding, open-minded seeming rhetoric.

      Yes, forgiveness and mercy are not out of the question, of course. However, that by no means relieves, uh, "them" from the burden of not being, to be charitable, just plain stupid.

    303. Re: So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's really sad is when you see strangers in public actively display the behavior that these tactics intend to create. It's downright sickening to know that people are being willfully manipulated like this.

    304. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...freedom of speech.

      He wasn't actually making a direct threat at any place or thing...just shooting off his mouth.

      Sad that you can be arrested for just a general saying of something.

      Thank your fucking government, for protecting us from "terrorists" like this, all in the name of greed and control.

      After all, that IS the reason he was arrested over petty bullshit like this. And the fucking pathetic part of that is even the victims families of school shootings would agree with exercising some common sense here.

    305. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...But in a world where school shootings are entirely too common...

      OK, knock it off with this bullshit. Just fucking stop already.

      I feel for the victims families here. I really do, and I mean that with all sincerity as a parent. But goddammit, I can count on one fucking hand the number of mass school shootings that have gone down in the last fucking decade.

      In contrast, how many people will die from various types of random violence in the time it will take you to read and digest this? How many people by the end of today will die?

      Fuck this grandstanding bullshit already. I grow tired of creating more victims as we all become slaves to singular events in history. How many people will die as a result of more restrictive laws because they could not defend themselves properly from the truly insane ones hell-bent on causing harm? Will it only take a dozen more kids being shot before hundreds of millions are disarmed? You tell me when enough is enough.

      FACT: There are insane people in this world. That doesn't mean we should react insanely to their singular actions.

    306. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assume I agree with you 100%. Why is he still in jail?

      Because there is no realistic oversight of Law Enforcement. There is not punishment for them using the law against someone in a way not intended. Only punishment if they break the law themselves. But using and bending the law is almost never punished... or investigated for that matter.

      And if it is investigated... who investigates? Other law enforcement.

    307. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Land of the free.......

    308. Re:So much for... by JakeBurn · · Score: 1

      Pure stupidity right here. If I went on to FB, got into an argument then posted"I'm going to just break into your house, tie you up and rape you until dawn", what's the likelihood of the police coming by my house?
      Context is not needed when a phrase has one meaning. Like here on /. when I say "Fuck you, pixelpusher, and fuck your ignorant argument" there will be a grand total of ZERO people on the planet who read it and say, "wow, how deranged must this guy be. I mean he wants to not only have sex with pixelpusher but also wants to copulate with his argument as well? For shame!".

    309. Re:So much for... by easyTree · · Score: 1

      That depends. Quite a few kids play driving and racing simulators of various kinds since little nowadays and have a decent understanding on what kind of decisions work and don't in a car

      Agreed, the GTA-series seems to nicely augment a formal course of driving lessons. In parts, filling in gaps missing entirely from a formal course; car-jacking someone using an Uzi 9mm and a molotov cocktail, anyone?

      I realize that for certain sections of the community, such core skills are part of the standard course but where I come from, my repertoire of driving skills would have been sadly lacking.

    310. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the same as saying bomb on an airplane.. saying those kinds of things on social media sites especially Facebook is considered by authorities to be one in the same.. I anticipate with more and more arrests of it's members will result in more and more of it's members leaving a site that is monitored by every governmental authority in America and mark the long overdue end of Facebook.

    311. Re:So much for... by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Jumping in here... Perhaps GP's point is that your society is horribly disfigured to value the ability to bear personal projectile weapons above the ability to speak one's mind? I guess if you had a free-speech lobby, things would be different?

    312. Re:So much for... by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Do share, when did GTA game become a simulator? Or do you also think of it as a gunnery simulator as well?

    313. Re:So much for... by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 2

      I'd say we're having an argument here and you just said you were going to "break into my house tie me down and rape me". So you're guilty of a threat right? or does context matter?

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    314. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Applekid, with due respect... you conflate two issues. You close by arguing the very strong, unambiguous, and hardly contested "right of the people" clause of the Second Amendment. However, the body and spirit of your post is all about arguing the "well regulated militia" clause.

      Part of you confusion is that you don't seem to understand the three models introduced by United States v. Emerson (2001) (http://caselaw.findlaw.com/us-5th-circuit/1332436.html) where the opening phrase of the Second Amendment is opined. The nature of the phrase is discussed to be either amplifying, conditional, or necessary. These models anchor the core constituency of the "states rights", "individual rights", and "collectivist rights" camps.

      If you are going to argue a "well regulated militia" then stay on point. Argue the law (primary or secondary sources) instead of yammering rhetoric. Consider District of Columbia v. Heller (2009) (http://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/07-290.ZS.html).

      Anyone can bait into a topic and then close with an unassailable close on a different topic. But the fact is, if you can't construct an argument that has end-to-end integrity, then perhaps you are either mistaken or selectively manipulative.

    315. Re:So much for... by symbolic · · Score: 1

      There's a legal term for this: due process.

    316. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For more on this, see the wikipedia entry:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sensitivity_and_specificity ...which unfortunately lower the comprehension of the concept by getting bogged down in techno-babble.

      Here is a simpler but not 100% accurate explanation by example:

      Wasserman Test: highly sensitive to detect a syphilis infection, detecting in the high 90% range of infections. Sensitivity: also will test positive for other conditions, called false positives, a few % or so false positives.

      Doctoring (I'm a Chiropractor, please don't start jibber-jabbering about subluxations) wants to not let life-threatening or serious conditions get through the diagnostic process. Some false positives is acceptable. But, some treatments can be risky. MDs don't want to give gentamicin, an antibiotic with the risk of deafness, inner ear damage (loss of balance) or kidney damage to someone with a false positive test (not used for syphilis, btw).

      Policing, however, seems to rely way too much on "one-clue-equals-guilty".

    317. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please excuse me but:

      Was the jail sentence an overreaction?

      FTFA, "Justin Carter was arrested the next month and has been jailed since March 27. He’s charged with making a terroristic threat and is facing eight years in prison, according to his dad."

      So - I am not an American - but my reading is that he hasn't been sentenced and is basically sitting in what we call "Remanded in custody" over here. Meaning that formal charges haven't yet been laid down and the judicial process has yet to be followed.

      I shall read more into this as it is most definitely relevant to my interests. In the meantime, if he has been convicted and sentenced I'll take it that the relevant authorities have peer-reviewed his offence and deemed it worthy of incarceration. But the quick skim I've hitherto performed suggests it's punitive remand rather than actual sentencing.

      Where's newyorkcitylawyer when you need him? I'm sure he could offer a much more replete summary of this particular story.

    318. Re:So much for... by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      How did this anonymous Canadian lady find out just who he was from a posting in game? Was he playing on a server located in Canada? Was she an admin on that server with access to personal records? If she was then I hope she rots in hell.

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    319. Re:So much for... by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the link much enjoyed. I love a song with a story.

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    320. Re:So much for... by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      Your handle suits you

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    321. Re:So much for... by doccus · · Score: 1

      That's right..keep your mouth shut/.. you never know who's listening... the secret police are everywhere.. don't say anything that could get the attention of the KGB... oops.. I meant DHS...

    322. Re:So much for... by Githaron · · Score: 1

      What state are you in? In Illinois, 16 year olds have to take a driving course about the rules of the road, drive with an instructor at least half a dozen times, and put in 50 hours of driving under the supervision of a 21 or older adult before they are allowed to drive alone.

    323. Re:So much for... by cduffy · · Score: 1

      But the overall reduction in fatalities is still reduced significantly.

      Absolutely true -- I did not at any point intend to imply that this was not correct.

    324. Re:So much for... by sosume · · Score: 1

      He will be convicted for a thought crime. The so-called 'free world' has become a bigger joke than Eastern Germany and Soviet Russia combined. Expect a violent revolution within the next 15 years.

    325. Re:So much for... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Your handle suits you

      Thank you. Yours suits you as well.

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    326. Re:So much for... by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      No kidding. Has anyone ever SEEN the League Of Legends community? The comment made by this kid is G rated compared to the human filth regularly spewed out by the sociopaths on there. If this standard were applied to the League of Legends community, maybe 10% of it's player base would remain. Everyone else would be in jail for making terrorists threats.

      On the plus side, it would make the game a lot more pleasant to play.

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    327. Re:So much for... by dcpking · · Score: 1

      Read the article! In a country where the constitution (sixth amendment) apparently guarantees a speedy public trial for criminal offenses, this guy has been in gaol for three months! Apparently he has not appeared in trial yet ... speedy?

    328. Re:So much for... by Riceballsan · · Score: 1

      Of course... the idea is yes if you catch something like that you should indeed investigate... what people seem to lack is a distinction between investigate and convict... Sounds to me like a simple psych evaluation would more likely than not give an accurate threat assessment, as to whether the kid needs to be kept away from weapons and put into therapy, or simply warned to watch what he says. Also worth noting, in neither situation is the idea "surround him with criminals, ensure that he is completly unhirable afterwards a scenario that is going to lead to a high probability of someone winding up becoming a rehabilitated law abiding citizen. If he wasn't dangerous before getting locked up... the US prison system has a good chance of turning him that way.

    329. Re:So much for... by Riceballsan · · Score: 1

      I would stand behind the police on the grounds that, that facebook message was not enough to make any assessment of the threat. I would not be so lenient on the parents who had more data points than facebook to work with, and if a teacher or such was to have seen it, they should have the kid sent in for a psych evaluation. The false dichotomy of send the kid to prison, or completely ignore it, is where the problem is getting in the way. Yup under our current legal system that is more or less the options the police have, but why the police can't simply report it to the school, or department of mental health as a red flag that needs to be INVESTIGATED I have no idea. Technology, the police state etc... we have more access to information than ever before. Making a decent decision based off of the information available has never been easier, and yet instead, we seem to think that every scenerio needs to either be handled at the first red flag, or dismissed.

    330. Re:So much for... by Riceballsan · · Score: 1

      Well there is a line and it's not quite as distinct as we'd like to say. If a man walks into a bank with a gun, says "give me the money", and then is promptly tackled by an undercover officer... Was it attempted robbery, or just free speach mixed with violating the no fire arms sign at the front door, that doesn't become a crime until he physically gets his hands on the money? There are certainly stages prior to the crime that are in fact incriminating, and worthy of at the very least, investigation. But getting locked in jail should certainly require more than just words.

    331. Re:So much for... by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      I resemble that remark

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    332. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dare I say that this is a direct consequence of a lack of gun control?

      Perhaps the authorities would be less panicky about this sort of thing if lethal weapons were less accessible...

    333. Re:So much for... by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      ...freedom of speech.

      He wasn't actually making a direct threat at any place or thing...just shooting off his mouth.

      Sad that you can be arrested for just a general saying of something.

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    334. Re:So much for... by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      This isn't about swinging fists. It's about writing about it. This isn't about anything physical. It's about a form of expression. About writing. About typing letters on a keyboard.

      It's about threatening to swing a fist, which is no more protected than the actual swinging.

      And if you don't think words on a keyboard have very real consequences, the family of Gabrielle Molina would like a word. Along with the family of Erin and Shannon Gallagher. And the family of Megan Meier.

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    335. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...freedom of speech.

      He wasn't actually making a direct threat at any place or thing...just shooting off his mouth.

      Sad that you can be arrested for just a general saying of something.

      Maybe jail is a bit extreme but shooting your mouth off like that on Facebook did more damage. It is a tasteless reference that could have been replaced with many many other references. The fact that he went down that path and added "eating their still beating heart" is repulsive. You can't post the N word followed by lol at the end and expect everything to be ok. And don't give me this BS of freedom of speech. Everything can be abused, including speech. If a child tells a parent to "Fuck off" the parent doesn't turn his head and walk away, they discipline. Even though that child has freedom of speech he can't be telling his parents to "Fuck off". No different than this kid. He should be disciplined for this stupid comment.

      In a day and age where parents do everything but parent, you can expect the gov't and police to be more involved.

    336. Re:So much for... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      If you're wealthy, it's no problem. The TSA is inside the terminal, not at the small airports or the section of tarmac where the private and charter jets are parked...

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    337. Re:So much for... by sunsurfandsand · · Score: 1

      Bicyclists should just stay the hell out of traffic. Fucking cyclists always complaining, I have yet to see one stop for a stop sign or a light...

      What's your point?

      In 45 years of cycling, I was hit by cars four times. Once, I was sideswiped by a careless motorist who stopped and apologized. The second time I was sideswiped, it was intentional. The crazy bastard yelled an obscenity, just like the one you used in your moronic post. The fourth time I was hit was by a guy who signaled a right turn, changed his mind, and swung left attempting a u-turn. He got two of us.

      The other time? I was stopped at a red light. You never saw a cyclist stop for a light? I guess that other jackass who hit me from behind didn't either.

    338. Re:So much for... by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      It probably would in Sweden.

    339. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, it's not just insurance. The accidents are likely to be more dangerous for others due to the lack of seatbelt: An "impacted" driver can still have some control over the vehicle, thanks to the seat belts, that an unbelted driver is unlikely to have in even a mild accident. Add in the hurtling bodies of passengers to the impact, and bodies spilled through windshields onto the highway, and the danger is much worse for everyone nearby or approaching the scene. Nothing causes panic skids like a body landing on the road in front of you.

      I worked ambulance for years. And the resources wated on people too stupid to live because they didn't belt in actively interfered with our ability to help other people involved in the accident: Some dipstick with broken ribs and a punctured lung from their steering wheel takes a *lot* more of our resources than somebody who's just been impacted in the same collision, head-on, but whose belt reduced injuries to a forehead smack on the steering wheel, and is maybe concussed but less urgent.

      What makes it especially fun is when the collapsed lung victim *will not put down his cell phone*.

    340. Re:So much for... by kirovs · · Score: 1

      A lot of inference from not much data. Aren't you just a bit overinterpreting? Maybe missing a variable here and there? Just asking....

    341. Re:So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only half?

    342. Re:So much for... by cduffy · · Score: 1

      A lot of inference from not much data. Aren't you just a bit overinterpreting? Maybe missing a variable here and there? Just asking....

      Summarizing, rather, work which is published in more detail elsewhere. (Admittedly, none of it my own).

  2. well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here in the US it is impossible to take two steps forward without taking a step and a half back.

    This week has been pretty scary in those regards...

    1. Re:well... by Applekid · · Score: 2

      Here in the US it is impossible to take two steps forward without taking a step and a half back.

      This week has been pretty scary in those regards...

      Week? Last decade, surely.

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    2. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Oh yeah, I'm real messed up in the head, I'm going to go shoot up a school full of kids and eat their still, beating hearts.'

      Now come and arrest me too America... :-)

  3. He should've been jailed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for erroneous and unnecessary use of the comma.

    1. Re:He should've been jailed by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Wtf does "still, beating hearts" even mean? Are they still? Or are they beating?

      (THB it seems like this kid writes by taking phrases he's heard from other people and chains them together without actually reading the words.)

    2. Re:He should've been jailed by mark-t · · Score: 1

      That's what I wondered too, actually....

      The only way the phrase "still, beating hearts" makes any sense at all is if you take away the comma, so it refers to "still beating hearts", or rather, hearts that are still beating.

      Of course, that doesn't make sense in context that he used the expression because unless one is some sort voodoo master from the Temple of Doom, you're not going to have a heart that's still beating once it has been removed from a body.

      But then again, he might not have ever intended to be taken so seriously.

    3. Re:He should've been jailed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps the kid went to the Shatner, school of, acting.

    4. Re:He should've been jailed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MacMillanDictionary

      "1 - used for saying that a situation continues to exist up to and including a particular time, especially when this seems surprising"

      i.e. Normally a heart torn from a body would imply the being dead and the heart not moving...

  4. Sarcasm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A teenager being sarcastic? No way that *never* happens.

    1. Re:Sarcasm by intermodal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is just the perfect thread to remind everyone that text has no tone. And a perfect time to remind everyone that we need to stop letting this kind of nonsense by law enforcement go unchallenged. There's nothing about that statement that implies seriousness, and in fact the eating of hearts makes it even more obvious that there is nothing to justify what they've done here.

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    2. Re:Sarcasm by Java+Pimp · · Score: 1

      He should have used the SarcMark[!]

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    3. Re:Sarcasm by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      OT (or maybe not considering we're discussing our loss of civil rights), but considering PRISM your sig is a little backwards. In Soviet USSA, internet logs on to you.

      Come to think of it, it is on-topic. The kid wouldn't have been arrested if the Texas KGB hadn't been trolling Facebook for illegal free speech.

    4. Re:Sarcasm by intermodal · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, you're entirely right...

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    5. Re:Sarcasm by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      If he had said that in Syria they might have given him an AK47

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  5. Ah Crap.... by Sparticus789 · · Score: 1

    I was wondering why that black van was parked in front of my house for the past 2 weeks. My wife offered them some coffee, and they just pointed guns at her. Maybe I shouldn't go back home anytime soon.

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    1. Re:Ah Crap.... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      I was wondering why that black van was parked in front of my house for the past 2 weeks. My wife offered them some coffee, and they just pointed guns at her. Maybe I shouldn't go back home anytime soon.

      Black, huh? In my one experience with asshole government agents doing surveillance, they were rollin' in a gold Escalade.

      FYI no, they weren't watching me, they were using my parking lot to watch the meth cooks in the trailer park across the way. Which I was OK with.

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    2. Re:Ah Crap.... by operagost · · Score: 2

      It was probably a confiscated vehicle.

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    3. Re:Ah Crap.... by mcgrew · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I had an incident with a black SUV with large, armed men a few years ago. All I did wrong was park in front of the wrong house. Scared the hell out of me, afterwards it just pissed me off that my 4th amendment rights were violated when they searched me and my car with no warrant. They didn't bother asking, they just pointed their tasers at me. Coats read SPD, FBI, and the guy in the ski mask (in July!) had a coat that read DEA. And I'm an old white guy, imagine if I was 20 and black.

      Really lessened my respect for cops. No, fuck calling them cops, here's a handle from my youth - PIGS.

    4. Re:Ah Crap.... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      It was probably a confiscated vehicle.

      I thought that, until I saw that it wasn't sitting on rims that cost twice what the truck itself did.

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    5. Re:Ah Crap.... by lgw · · Score: 1

      You see vans all over Orlando with "Florida Business Interiors" on the side. I always wondered whether that was a double bluff. Now I'm off to offer coffee to the guys in the "Flowers By Irene" truck outside.

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    6. Re:Ah Crap.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad you didn't make a 911 call to the local police about a suspicious black SUV with men that appeared to be armed. Always fun if you get two squads showing up with issues of jurisdiction and stuff needing to be sorted out. Also worth blowing their cover, no matter how weak, if they're going to be dickheads like that.

    7. Re:Ah Crap.... by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      We used to call them ankles as they were three feet lower than a C**T

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    8. Re:Ah Crap.... by bluegutang · · Score: 1

      Which house was that?

  6. The real issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are you concentrating on trivial things at a time like this?

    How can you be complacent when . . . BENGHAZI??????

  7. Oh, Canada... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 5, Funny

    The statements “lol” and “jk” — meaning “laughing out loud” and “just kidding” — indicate that Justin’s statement was entirely sarcastic, said his father.

    But a Canadian woman who saw the post looked up Carter’s Austin address, determined that it was near an elementary school, and called the police.

    Fucking Canadians...

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    1. Re:Oh, Canada... by ganjadude · · Score: 2

      so let me get this right. someone from another country some 2K miles away from the situation at hand decided to meddle in something that was not their concern?

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    2. Re:Oh, Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Oh man, there is an elementary school near him! Call the police!

      It isn't like 95% of the country doesn't live within a few miles of a school.

    3. Re:Oh, Canada... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What she did was stupid, and the result of being a nosey busybody, none of which is unusual. What the authorities have done is madness and dangerous.

    4. Re:Oh, Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On behalf of this woman, I'm sorry.

    5. Re:Oh, Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Be careful. Your response of "Fucking Canadians" COULD be taken as a statement of intent.

    6. Re:Oh, Canada... by mekkab · · Score: 1

      It sounds like that woman needs to be kicked off the internet. At the very least, have her Internetting license revoked.

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    7. Re:Oh, Canada... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      On behalf of this woman, I'm sorry.

      Shouldn't that be, "on behalf of all Canadians who aren't stupid, nosy bitches like this woman?"

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    8. Re:Oh, Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You imply that he doesn't intend to fuck some Canadians...

    9. Re:Oh, Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      so let me get this right. someone from another country some 2K miles away from the situation at hand decided to meddle in something that was not their concern?

      Which is what Americans do all the fucking time.

      You know, regime change, exporting copyright laws, generally acting like douchebags ...

    10. Re:Oh, Canada... by Time_Ngler · · Score: 1

      She wanted him jailed and she succeeded in her goal. So, therefore what she did wasn't stupid.

    11. Re:Oh, Canada... by sjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's something this particular American and many more here on /. regularly call for an end to.

    12. Re:Oh, Canada... by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      It sounds like that woman needs to be kicked off the internet. At the very least, have her Internetting license revoked.

      The issue isn't nosy ladies who want to poke their nose into stuff ... we'll never get rid of those, any more than you'll get rid of the Westboro idiots who want to protest every funeral.

      The issue is the epic stupidity of the police for not being able to look at this in context and realize he wasn't actually making a real threat.

      It used to be you could make a joke in bad taste and people wouldn't immediately jump to arresting you. But in a world where they need to send cell phone alerts to everyone because of an amber alert, making a joke is now a crime apparently.

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    13. Re:Oh, Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction.
      "What she did was stupid [for a supposedly reasonable and sane person. For a callous person, this statement holds no weight], ..."

    14. Re:Oh, Canada... by freezin+fat+guy · · Score: 1

      You tell 'em! Time to show you Yanks you're not the only ones who can act like douchebags!

    15. Re:Oh, Canada... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      You imply that he doesn't intend to fuck some Canadians...

      This.

      Not a fan of icicle pussy.

      (I keed, I keed!)

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    16. Re:Oh, Canada... by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      She was stupid to want that.

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    17. Re:Oh, Canada... by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 1

      Here's a pro tip asshole, it's not cool when we do it either.

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    18. Re:Oh, Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She needlessly ruined the life of someone else. Yes, she was stupid.

    19. Re:Oh, Canada... by Tharkkun · · Score: 0

      What she did was stupid, and the result of being a nosey busybody, none of which is unusual. What the authorities have done is madness and dangerous.

      Maybe you should look at this stupid teenager instead of trying to deflect the issue of how he was discovered saying these things.

    20. Re:Oh, Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So let me get this right, the USA legal system jailed one of their own American high school kids because of a report from a nosy women in another country? Canada no less? Good thing the woman wasn't from Iran! The poor kid might have been sent to Guantanamo with charges of hiding WMD.

      The NSA is wasting time and money. They should should just set up a toll free hot-line for nosy women and terrorism would end over night.

    21. Re:Oh, Canada... by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 1

      Dafuq? Your whole statement is a non sequitur. Just because you succeed at something doesn't make it "not stupid." here is an example.

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    22. Re:Oh, Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She was stupid to want that.

      For the win!

    23. Re:Oh, Canada... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

      You tell 'em! Time to show you Yanks you're not the only ones who can act like douchebags!

      Some of us Yanks get regular reminders of that fact. One reminder we Slashdot denizens receive is when a European Slashdotter feels compelled to talk about how much more sophisticated and enlightened they are, when compared to their American counterparts.

      But a Canadian! I expect better from them...

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    24. Re:Oh, Canada... by LateArthurDent · · Score: 1

      She wanted him jailed and she succeeded in her goal. So, therefore what she did wasn't stupid.

      That wasn't actually her goal, that was the strategy she used to accomplish her goal. Her goal was to protect the students of said elementary school. The fact she thought putting that guy in jail was a way of protecting those kids from a danger that never actually existed is what makes her stupid.

      Double stupid because she's probably patting herself on the back, thinking she's a hero for preventing a massacre.

    25. Re:Oh, Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canadians have already shown they can act like douchebags.

    26. Re:Oh, Canada... by xvan · · Score: 1

      But in a country where they need to send cell phone alerts to everyone because of an amber alert, making a joke is now a crime apparently.

      FTFU

    27. Re:Oh, Canada... by Time_Ngler · · Score: 1

      Your statement is a non sequitur. Rebecca Black's Friday was a huge monetary success. So how does that make what she did stupid? ... And how do you define stupid, and why do you insist on putting quotes around it and at the same time imply you know its precise meaning?

    28. Re:Oh, Canada... by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      I have a long time internet aquantence who ran into some trouble a bit over a decade ago from a somewhat similar circumstance. He owned a shotgun which he kept leaned up against the wall of his appartment (not that uncommon, thats how most of my non-city dwelling family keep their guns)

      He was quite drunk, and spouting off online. I don't have access to the long writeup he sent me on the matter, but he made some sarcastic comment with a suicidal double entendre and went off to "bed" (which I put in quotes because, as drunk as he was, he only made it to the floor, as the story goes)

      The person, half a world away that he was talking to, looked up his local police and called them. Next thing he knew he was on his floor being arrested, and his gun taken away. The police report was, of course, written up such to indicate how he was found passed out within a few feet of the gun (of course, in a small apartment he is never more than a few feet from it)

      So this is really not new except in whats being taken out of context and the frequency with which it is happening.

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    29. Re:Oh, Canada... by Time_Ngler · · Score: 1

      You're speculating on her motives... maybe she doesn't like teenagers in general. Maybe she is a bitter old lady who loves to manipulate other people into doing nasty things to each other without dirtying her hands herself. If so, this was a stroke of genius.

    30. Re:Oh, Canada... by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      The issue is the epic stupidity of the police for not being able to look at this in context and realize he wasn't actually making a real threat.

      Let's say they looked at it and decided, "Oh, it's just a joke, he doesn't mean anything by it."

      Then, two months later, the kid does shoot up a school.

      What do you think would happen when a reporter found out after the fact that the police were warned about him but didn't do anything?

      I'm not saying he will shoot up a school, but not everything with a "lol j/k" behind it is something that can be dismissed as harmless. The police department had to do its due diligence in investigating the reported threat. Because here's the thing: there's nothing funny about threatening violence against another human being.

      Of course, the source for the original story is the Daily Caller, which has never let facts stand in the way of a good story ...

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      !#@%*)anks for hanging up the phone, dear.
    31. Re:Oh, Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She didn't know the school existed before she started her own personal mission about the kid so it is silly to say that her original intent was protecting the school. If it wasn't a school, it would have been something else.

    32. Re:Oh, Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He should sue for defamation. His reputation has now been tarnished because of her.

    33. Re:Oh, Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The issue is the epic stupidity of the police for not being able to look at this in context and realize he wasn't actually making a real threat.

      I don't know about where you live, but where I live the cops get paid so much per month for every person they have in the county lockup. Follow the money.

      Posted Anon cause I don't want my downmods to vanish, those fucks really deserved them.

    34. Re:Oh, Canada... by DrGamez · · Score: 1

      You... uh.. you're really stretching to remove that foot from your mouth earlier. Keep at it.

    35. Re:Oh, Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right because no american would ever go into an elementary school and shoot it up.

      Oh, wait.

    36. Re:Oh, Canada... by Smauler · · Score: 2

      there's nothing funny about threatening violence against another human being.

      That's the point - he didn't. He said he was kidding immediately afterwards. He explicitly said he was not going to shoot up a school.

      I'm going to shoot up a school.... jk. Should I be arrested now? Because if the answer is no, you're applying the law differently.

      Besides, threatening violence can be funny. There's loads of comedy based around violence.

    37. Re:Oh, Canada... by OneAhead · · Score: 2

      To be honest, if I were the authorities, I would take his gun away based on the facts as you're telling them. If you're in the habit of getting so drunk you'll pass out on the floor, you have a responsibility to society to have your gun behind a nice childproof lock, or no gun at all. Also, the line between sarcasm and serious is a little bit blurry when the source is piss drunk. Even if it would certainly be sarcasm when coming from the sober version of the person. I'm not saying he'd have done anything stupid, but after displaying such poor judgment, he had it coming. Real-life justice can be just and unfair at the same time.

      But TFA is a completely different case. Unless the police has strong damning evidence TFA failed to mention.

    38. Re:Oh, Canada... by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Remind me never to vote for you for anything at all. Child proof lock? WTF why? He has no kids, he lives alone. Even if he did, they are his kids, it would be his perogative, not yours, not the states, to determine what is or is not safe enough for them to be around.

      Fact is, he never left his damned house. He didn't touch the gun....and to top it all off, his state had no such requirement for locking up the gun.

      This was not, in any way just. Especially since, the only life potentially in jeapordy is his own, which is his to take by right if he chooses. No denial of that right will ever be just in my eyes.

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    39. Re:Oh, Canada... by Time_Ngler · · Score: 1

      Huh? Where did I put my foot in my mouth?

    40. Re:Oh, Canada... by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 1

      But high speed internet is a basic human right. You can't take away someones right to the internet, just their right to free speech on said internet.

      A United Nations report said Friday that disconnecting people from the internet is a human rights violation and against international law.

    41. Re:Oh, Canada... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      On the flipside I've sent someone two miles through a university campus 180 miles away to find the room in which a friend was having a hard time, as reflected in their online chat.

      Said friend didn't even know, just found someone turning up going, "Hey, fancy grabbing a burger". Sometimes that's all that's needed.

      There's a big difference between,"Hey, this guy needs help" and "Please lock this person up without trial for several months for making a joke"

    42. Re:Oh, Canada... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      There's a big difference between,"Hey, this guy needs help" and "Please lock this person up without trial for several months for making a joke"

      Namely, with the former you actually try and help the person, whereas in the case of the latter you make a phone call and sick the Stasi on them.

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    43. Re:Oh, Canada... by JoeWalsh · · Score: 1

      It's something this particular American and many more here on /. regularly call for an end to.

      Canada?

    44. Re:Oh, Canada... by bknack · · Score: 1

      Speaking as a Canadian, the only thing more weird than that lady calling the cops is the cops arresting the kid and him facing 9 years in jail!

      So there :p (na, na, nana, na!)

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    45. Re:Oh, Canada... by lgw · · Score: 1

      In every single "terror" incident in the US in the past 20+ years, we eventually learn that the police were warned about the guy but did nothing. And the police were justified in most of those cases to. A warning is not always a credible warning, and the people really seem to accept that given the lack of furor.

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    46. Re:Oh, Canada... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Let's say they looked at it and decided, "Oh, it's just a joke, he doesn't mean anything by it."

      Then, two months later, the kid does shoot up a school.

      So, you're suggesting we lock up and arrest people for things they didn't do on the basis that they might?

      What is the threshold for 'didn't' and 'might' we would consider OK for evidentiary purposes again?

      Because there's an vast number of things I haven't done which some moron could decide I should be locked up for in case I 'might'.

      Because here's the thing: there's nothing funny about threatening violence against another human being.

      There's threatening violence, and making a really really bad joke.

      So, if I say "after the revolution when I'm king, I shall have all of your heads on pikes", would you be shocked to learn that I neither have aspirations to foment a revolution nor a desire to become king? Or by your assertion have I suggested treason and insurrection and should be locked away.

      If I say "kill all the lawyers", should I expect a class action suit and a legal write saying I've caused all the lawyers emotional distress? (Like I'm going to believe lawyers have feelings.)

      How about the good old fashioned "kill 'em all and let god sort 'em out"? Have I suggested genocide and need to be locked away?

      How about if I say "you should be beaten about the head with a clue stick"?

      Have we reached this imaginary threshold where not doing something magically becomes doing something yet?

      Because, quite frankly, I don't really buy into this preventative arrest and incarcerating someone for months because a police office is too stupid to understand sarcasm which was immediately qualified with "I'm not doing to do that".

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    47. Re:Oh, Canada... by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 1

      I'm quoting you when I put the quotes around it, sorry I guess that you're actually stupid so I have to point that out to you. By your logic, only popular things are good? Success does not make something good, smart, or not stupid, but apparently that point is completely lost on you.

      Since I'm sure you don't know what it means I'll just point out to you that non sequitur means "does not follow" or "that idiotic statement you made doesn't make sense." Maybe you looked it up, maybe not but I thought I'd explain that to you. Logically, your sentence does not make sense. Doing something stupid and succeeding at it did not make the stupid thing you set out to do any less stupid. For example: "You ate the entire pile of dog shit, boy you sure showed us!" See, that was a stupid thing to do, and successfully completing it, doesn't mean it wasn't a stupid thing to do in the first place, therefore you completed something stupid successfully and viola, it was stupid thing to do. That's where your logic falls apart and that is why it's a non sequitur.

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    48. Re:Oh, Canada... by Maow · · Score: 1

      The statements “lol” and “jk” — meaning “laughing out loud” and “just kidding” — indicate that Justin’s statement was entirely sarcastic, said his father.

      But a Canadian woman who saw the post looked up Carter’s Austin address, determined that it was near an elementary school, and called the police.

      Fucking Canadians...

      This Canadian supports jail sentences for users of "LOL". If we bring back the death penalty in this country, that crime will be 2nd on the list after treason, and followed by emoticon abusers.

    49. Re:Oh, Canada... by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      I think you meant a pro tip, asshole. Because offering a pro tip asshole is something completely different. Maybe that is what you meant after all.

    50. Re:Oh, Canada... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      The statements “lol” and “jk” — meaning “laughing out loud” and “just kidding” — indicate that Justin’s statement was entirely sarcastic, said his father.

      But a Canadian woman who saw the post looked up Carter’s Austin address, determined that it was near an elementary school, and called the police.

      Fucking Canadians...

      This Canadian supports jail sentences for users of "LOL".

      Which LOL? LoL, or lol?

      Hilariously, in the context of this story, that actually does matter.

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    51. Re:Oh, Canada... by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      Thanks for your contributions to slashdot over the years. Please let me know how the food is.

    52. Re:Oh, Canada... by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry carp, you need to get with the program. Your views conflict with the interests of the people to have the government watching everyone, protecting everyone from everything and themselves. How can you expect that to happen if speak out with silly things like truth and logic. It'll be easier when they pass the bill next year that outlaws such things and reclassify "truth and logic" as a WMD.

    53. Re:Oh, Canada... by Time_Ngler · · Score: 1

      You should really learn the proper use of punctuation before calling people stupid.. And when did I ever say "only popular things are good"? You really have to learn to think things through before you write.

      I'm not sure I can really fully understand the workings of your mind, (it's kind of like trying to diagnose issues from engine noise when there are twenty things wrong with it), but I'll try. I think the point that's lost on you is just because an action (ex. the video) appeals to a demographic that you consider stupid doesn't mean the production of the video is stupid itself. That video cornered a niche that no one else was able to find, and the creators were rewarded enormously.

      The subject was the action of making the call, not the result of the call or the content of it. Just as the call produced an egregious action, *which was the caller's intent*, the video rewarded its creators immensely *which was their intent*. That's why what you wrote is a non sequitur. . If for some reason, you hated teenagers and wanted to put as many in jail as possible, this would be a fantastic way to do this. That was my point, and yes, my point does follow.

      Finally, you still don't seem to get what it means to put quotes around something. If there was a plane crash, and you wrote "The loud bird machine fell from the sky", in a reply to you it would make sense for me to refer to "the loud bird machine" in quotes, designating that I'm referring to what you wrote, but I do not necessarily agree with the terms you used to describe it. However, when you quote "not stupid", not only did you seem to agree with use of the term "stupid", you also go ahead and try to tell me what it means. So why you put quotes around it is completely ambiguous, serves no point, and the only explanation I can assume is that you were trying to draw attention to it in another way than underlying it or using a bold typeface, just 'cause.

    54. Re:Oh, Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2nd on the list after treason

      I wonder how that's defined in Canada. Do you get indicted for treason if you seek medical help in US?

    55. Re:Oh, Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His comments on the child proof lock were clearly in reference to if the man routinely became blackout drunk. The implication is obviously that the lock is there to prevent the individual from doing something stupid while drunk.

    56. Re:Oh, Canada... by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      Not only the police, but obviously the court that denied him bail prior to a trial that may never happen (because he's charged with a terrorist crime).

    57. Re:Oh, Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't fricking matter. This anonymous Canadian woman was an idiot who didn't understand what she was reading and she should have asked someone who had half a clue what "lol" and "jk" meant before phoning the police. If we're going to arrest and jail people on the basis of what the most stupid and clueless readers on the internet interpret someone to have said, then half of us should probably be in jail by now for what we've said.

      As others have noted, what's remarkable about this case is not that there exists someone on the internet that is so clueless (there are stupid people of all nationalities), but that the police in the US decided to press terrorism charges based on what is apparently the same level of misunderstanding. There are always uncommonly stupid people somewhere, and like a lot of things on the internet, it's easy to drill down and find that rare person with a particular aptitude. But to arrest, charge, and jail someone takes a lot of coordinated stupidity from a lot of different people working together at the same time. That's unusual. We're talking a lot of professional stupid here, all in one spot.

      As a fellow Canadian, I'm quite ashamed of this woman and I apologize for what she's done to this young man. But I'm really glad I'm not living in Austin.

    58. Re:Oh, Canada... by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 1
      Being pedantic about punctuation doesn't actually validate your point, it just shows that you don't really have a good argument to back up your original statement of:

      She wanted him jailed and she succeeded in her goal. So, therefore what she did wasn't stupid.

      So pointing out that you incorrectly think I'm misusing quotes doesn't change that your original statement is:

      1. a logical fallacy making it a non sequitur
      2. Fucking stupid, and finally
      3. You are making an assertion that the Friday video is not stupid because it made money is saying it's good because it's popular. Success =! stupid.

      There are a lot of successful things that are stupid and a lot of stupid things that aren't successful, that does not mean that something that is not successful therefore it's stupid or vice versa. If you're not smart enough to figure that out then I just can't be any plainer.

      All this, aside from the fact that stupid is a completely subjective thing in most ways except for in this instance because many of the assertions you have made a demonstrably stupid.

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    59. Re:Oh, Canada... by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 1

      Maybe it actually is.

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    60. Re:Oh, Canada... by Time_Ngler · · Score: 1

      I think that if you want to argue who is demonstrably stupid, it would have to be yourself, because I just demonstrated all the stupidity in every response you have so far made. I could go on.. but whenever your write anything, it's like an endless torrent of incorrect use of the English, non sequiturs and logical fallacies. I've already tried to keep up with it but you're like Usain Bolt, in the way you continually out pace me in the errors you make that I have no hope in describing and correcting them all.

      It makes me wonder whether you picked up the term non sequitur, since you are guilty of espousing them so often, is that the term was used in response to you so many times, that it finally beat through the tremendously thick layers of your skull to your tiny pea sized brain, which then made the wonderfully woeful association, "saying 'non sequitur' means I win argument"

      In plain terms that you might, maybe, possibly understand: Sorry, dude, it's over your head.

    61. Re:Oh, Canada... by OneAhead · · Score: 1
    62. Re:Oh, Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's something this particular American and many more here on /. regularly call for an end to.

      Canada? Okey dokey.

    63. Re:Oh, Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. I'm not GP (nor american) but the GP's post being bombed to troll-territory really annoyed me.

      It was a valid point for $deity's sakes.

      If someone cares to explain where the troll actually is, please do - as I don't see it at all.

    64. Re:Oh, Canada... by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      Especially since, the only life potentially in jeapordy is his own, which is his to take by right if he chooses. No denial of that right will ever be just in my eyes.

      The fact that suicide is illegal demonstrates who actually believes they own that life

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  8. Uhhh what? by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A Change.org petition? Do people still think those have any relevance to the people they petition? Has a Change.org petition ever had any meaningful effect?

    1. Re:Uhhh what? by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      A Change.org petition? Do people still think those have any relevance to the people they petition? Has a Change.org petition ever had any meaningful effect?

      Only to help advertise a particular issue.

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    2. Re:Uhhh what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They had major news networks and the white house talk about building a death star. That is something. Funny at least.

    3. Re:Uhhh what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Change.org makes people feel better by letting them think for a moment that they are not totally impotent. It also meaningfully transfers venture capital into the pockets of dozens of salaried employees and vendors used by Change.org.

    4. Re:Uhhh what? by Synerg1y · · Score: 2

      Yes, they made national news.

    5. Re:Uhhh what? by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      You mean like when EA revoked their DRM in response to petitions?

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    6. Re:Uhhh what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Change.org's victories are right there on the front page you goat smuggling imbecile.

    7. Re:Uhhh what? by gweihir · · Score: 2

      Au contraire! These petitions are very valuable to identify malcontents, troublemakers, politically unreliables and other enemies of the state and all that is good and proper. When they begin to round up all these dangerous criminals in the not too distant future, the list generated will come in very handy.

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    8. Re:Uhhh what? by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      It's meaningful when reasonable petitions get support, making a clear statement for politicians to look at. A politician who wants to make a point can say "This many people signed the petition about this issue. Perhaps we should discuss it." and not have to worry too much about the methodology being attacked by other politicians. By design, representatives represent the views of their constituents, and change.org provides a way to cut through lobbyists' biased displays and present actual popular opinion to politicians.

      This petition does not count as "reasonable", however. It's going through federal channels to interfere in a state's courts. That's something SCOTUS doesn't like doing, so I highly doubt the President will. For better political effect, a letter campaign to the governor's office would be prudent, appealing to Texas' long history as a haven of personal freedom. The change.org petition is just a publicity stunt that can have minimal legal weight.

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    9. Re:Uhhh what? by KermodeBear · · Score: 1

      The difference: EA stands to lose income. The government doesn't - it can raise taxes at will. And, let's be honest here: It doesn't seem to matter who gets into office. The government just keeps getting more bloated and more intrusive. It doesn't have to answer to you.

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    10. Re:Uhhh what? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      We help them out at Slashdot. We're already numbered!

      First they came for the 3 digit UIDs, and I didn't speak up because man, fuck those guys....

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    11. Re:Uhhh what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Change.org petition? Do people still think those have any relevance to the people they petition? Has a Change.org petition ever had any meaningful effect?

      He should have submitted a /. poll

    12. Re:Uhhh what? by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      Well after they get to the point that they've arrested everyone with 6 digit UID's, I'm making a new account.

  9. LoL is lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Real MOBAs are HoN and Dota2, enuff said.

    1. Re:LoL is lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone who calls them MOBAs (not ARTS) and puts HoN in the same category as Dota2 probably doesn't know how to spell enough, anyways.

  10. Texas... by mekkab · · Score: 0

    It (ought to be) a whole other country.

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    1. Re:Texas... by xvan · · Score: 1

      Besides the last Cease and Desist Order, the last ./ reported stupid American trials belong to Texas.

  11. Obviously.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a line where the authorities have to intervene on such comments and investigate them, and seek psychiatric help if need be... but this 18 year old kid has been in JAIL for 3 months for making a single sentence comment that given the context was made in jest? Oh wait... it is Texas after all.

    1. Re:Obviously.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The irony is he probably would have been acquitted if he actually carried through and shot a bunch of kids. That's how Texas is.

  12. Idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last comma was superfluous.

  13. freedom... by irving47 · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised it's come to this. I was sure that when I went back and read the summary more carefully, it was going to be Australia or the UK, not Austin, TX.
    Who in their right mind viewed that as a credible threat?

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    1. Re:freedom... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      according to TFA ... A Canadian woman ...

    2. Re:freedom... by sjames · · Score: 1

      Nobody in their right mind. Tx shouldn't let crazy people off their meds be prosecutors though.

  14. Another victim of mass shootings by schn · · Score: 2

    On top of the people actually hurt, we are happy to create some more needless suffering.

  15. Appropriate response by Ice+Tiger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Your tax dollars at work here people.

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    1. Re:Appropriate response by csumpi · · Score: 0

      Except if this 18 year old teenager would've done something crazy, your post would read:

      Someone reported his threats on FB to the police, but they completely ignored it. Your tax dollars at work here people. NOT!

    2. Re:Appropriate response by Kohath · · Score: 1

      In other words, always lock up everyone. Otherwise something bad might happen.

    3. Re:Appropriate response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except if this 18 year old teenager would've done something crazy, your post would read:

      Someone reported his threats on FB to the police, but they completely ignored it. Your tax dollars at work here people. NOT!

      Straw man. No one is arguing that the complaint should have been ignored. Investigated, maybe. But, arresting some one with no evidence is a failure of justice that seems typical. In fact, the evidence provided actually implies a lack of intent.

  16. Old News?? by randomuser2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The real shame here is that we're hearing about this now, after the kid's been in jail for 3 months. WTF?

    1. Re:Old News?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Actual terrorists (I hate using that word btw) who have killed people have gotten trials faster than that.

  17. Soccer Mommy America by gelfling · · Score: 1

    And Iran are the same place.

  18. Sounds like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like the average lol player to me.

    Has he been charged for having weapons of mass destruction yet?

    1. Re:Sounds like by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 1

      No, but he will once he has a pilot's licence for his ROFLCOPTER.

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  19. Teens and their thousands of Facebook "friends"... by crashcy · · Score: 1

    and lack of concern for privacy. Why should facebook posts by a teen in Austin TX even be visible to a woman in Canada?

  20. National Anthem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any chance the US could change the last bit? - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pC49AqKlgs&t=1m14s

    It just comes across as hilarious these days.

  21. Ugh, this is disgusting. by Yosho · · Score: 5, Funny

    Really, how could he get away with saying something like this:

    eat their still, beating hearts.

    That is entirely the wrong place to put a comma. How could a heart be both still and beating? If you really have to have some kind of punctuation there, "still-beating heart" would be acceptable.

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    1. Re: Ugh, this is disgusting. by joocemann · · Score: 2

      are you aiding this guy in his terrorIzIng? ...knock knock...

    2. Re:Ugh, this is disgusting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      The article doesn't mention it, but this is actually why he is in prison.

    3. Re:Ugh, this is disgusting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So how would you write out his statement in full?

    4. Re:Ugh, this is disgusting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only we could jail everyone who misused punctuation.

    5. Re:Ugh, this is disgusting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I bet he eats, shoots, and leaves too.

    6. Re:Ugh, this is disgusting. by virgnarus · · Score: 1

      The article doesn't mention it, but this is actually why he is in prison.

      If that really were the case, Slashdot members would have a lot more prison stories to tell.

    7. Re:Ugh, this is disgusting. by Megane · · Score: 4, Funny

      (Scene: prison cafeteria)
      "So kid, what are you in here for?"
      "I spelled lose with two 'o's."
      (everyone at the table moves away a few inches)

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    8. Re:Ugh, this is disgusting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking grammar nazis. I'm going to go on a zombie shooting rampage and eat their still, thinking brains. jk.

    9. Re:Ugh, this is disgusting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it is disgusting, but only one month in jail would have been an appropriate punishment.

    10. Re: Ugh, this is disgusting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is the customary sentence for aiding and spell-checking?

  22. Lucky kid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    False arrest, wrongful imprisonment, violation of his civil rights, the list goes on.

    He can sue the government for so much money that he'll never have to work again. This is almost as good as winning the lottery.

    1. Re:Lucky kid. by tibit · · Score: 1

      That is, as long as you have money upfront for expensive lawyers ($500/hr kind, or up from there), or you're lucky enough to find a large law firm willing to take your case on a contingency basis.

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    2. Re:Lucky kid. by fast+turtle · · Score: 1

      dr/tl: Only if the government decides to even accept the case. If he's held by the state, then he may be able to sue. Otherwise he's screwed/blued and tattooed.

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    3. Re:Lucky kid. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      dr/tl: Only if the government decides to even accept the case. If he's held by the state, then he may be able to sue. Otherwise he's screwed/blued and tattooed.

      at this point they're holding him to get a plea deal where he admits to it and doesn't get any more time - so that they don't have to lose in court.

      technically his right for a speedy trial has been trumped as well. when cops do that to teenagers it's always to get them to confess something to other, because they almost always will, just to get the fuck out or because the man told them to. kudos for him if actually read the interrogation logs and checked that they didn't add what they wanted to it.

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    4. Re:Lucky kid. by KermodeBear · · Score: 1

      That would be correct. You can only sue the government if they allow you to do so.

      Isn't that nice?

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  23. Internet 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When will people learn that when you say 'lol, jk' it means you were joking?

  24. his crime? by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Informative

    In case anyone wonders what crime he could be accused of with those words, from the article: "Authorities charged him with making a terrorist threat. If convicted, he will face eight years in prison."

    I also found this bit from the article hilarious: "“Justin was the kind of kid who didn’t read the newspaper,” said [father] Jack Carter. “He didn’t watch television. He wasn’t aware of current events. These kids, they don’t realize what they’re doing. They don’t understand the implications. They don’t understand.”

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    1. Re:his crime? by Ultra64 · · Score: 1

      " said [father] Jack Carter. "

      His dad is the sheriff from Eureka? Cool.

    2. Re:his crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He will face eight years in prison is not the same as being sentanced to eight years in prison.

      The judge could easily commute his sentance with time served and he be left out.

    3. Re:his crime? by Microlith · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, a "terrorist threat." I see we're starting to reap what is sewn by the terrorism boogeyman.

    4. Re:his crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ignorance of the law, however many millions or billions there might be, is no excuse. Just ask any US Court Justice. I guess in this case ignorance of situational context is also no excuse.

    5. Re:his crime? by Andrio · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "Authorities charged him with making a terrorist threat. If convicted, he will face eight years in prison."

      Greetings, humans. I am a traveler from another world, trying to study your civilization. You humans are a strange race. In all my travels I've never seen a single race capable of such altruism and beauty as humans. And yet, conversely, I've also never seen a race capable of such evil and ugliness. One wonders your future: will both sides even out, resulting in mediocrity? Or will one side triumph out over the other, either blessing--or cursing--the entire galaxy and all life as a whole?

      Such a peculiar species.

      Another mystery, which has been solved just now, was the bizarre and disproportionate punishments and reactions to certain speech, such as this pre-adult being arrested for an obviously ficticious statement of no malicious intent. But I understand now! If something gets labeled "terrorism", then regular laws and common sense do not apply! Authority figures are allowed to do anything they want, arrest anyone they want, or attack anyone they want. All that is needed is the "terrorist" label.

      I don't see the sense in this personally. In fact, it seems awfully silly. But then again, it's your civilization--you should be free to explore your own destiny. I'm just here to observe. (This statement won't be interpreted as terrorism will it?).

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    6. Re:his crime? by GreyWanderingRogue · · Score: 1

      I also found this bit from the article hilarious: “Justin was the kind of kid who didn’t read the newspaper,” said [father] Jack Carter. “He didn’t watch television. He wasn’t aware of current events.

      He rather clearly was aware of current events. Shooting up a school as a symptom of insanity seems like a clear reference to recent events. Further, this shows he clearly recognized that such actions are insane.

    7. Re:his crime? by sjames · · Score: 1

      The time he has served is already long enough to be unjust.

    8. Re:his crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      (This statement won't be interpreted as terrorism will it?).

      No, it will be interpreted as an admission of being an illegal alien. Please wait - Immigration will be at your ship shortly.

    9. Re:his crime? by SJHiIlman · · Score: 1

      I also remember reading about some older guy on Twitter who threatened to blow up an airport. It's not that people don't "understand" or that there's anything to be sorry about, it's that they foolishly believe that the government actually cares about people's rights.

    10. Re:his crime? by jklovanc · · Score: 2

      Texas law [onecle.com] does calls all threats a "terroristic threat". They differentiate the severity by the class of penalty type ranging from Class B misdemeanor to felony of the third degree. Since the threat was against a school which could be considered a "place the public or a substantial group of the public in fear of serious bodily injury" it would be a third degree felony punishable by 2-10 years [onecle.com]. I bet that this statute has been on the books for decades and has nothing to do with the recent terrorism problems.
       

    11. Re:his crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DHS would be hunting you down to arrest you for terrorism charges right now if they weren't so busy fondling airline passengers. XD

    12. Re:his crime? by Megane · · Score: 1

      Current events? You mean current like 1999?

      (FWIW, I thought it was farther back than that, like the early '90s.)

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    13. Re:his crime? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      The judge could more easily throw the case out of his court and have the policemen involved charged with wasting police time.

      Fucking ludicrous.

    14. Re:his crime? by lgw · · Score: 2

      But the absence of the "reasonable man test" in practice is new.

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    15. Re:his crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never seen a single race capable of such altruism and beauty as humans.

      Minor point - Isn't it altruistic to put the safety of the community above the freedoms of the individual?

    16. Re:his crime? by GreyWanderingRogue · · Score: 2

      Yes, it has been an occurrence over the past couple of decades. However, I think it's more likely to be a reference to Sandy Hook than Columbine. Just like a domestic terrorist bombing would be more likely to be a reference to the Boston Marathon than the Oklahoma City Federal building. Or, if you prefer, a reference to the government spying on its citizens, is more likely to be a reference to Snowden than to J Edgar Hoover. Current events.

    17. Re:his crime? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Minor point - Isn't it altruistic to put the safety of the community above the freedoms of the individual?

      No, only if the person is doing it himself. If society puts its own interest above that of an individual, it is not altruistic at all.

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  25. Re:Teens and their thousands of Facebook "friends" by Synerg1y · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The teen's stupid, the woman's human waste, and... the authorities don't know what jk means. When he gets out I hope they sue for 1st amendment rights violations. Whoever issued that warrant is the real monster here.

  26. Zero tolerance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like the war on drugs, it's a bad idea that doesn't work in practice and has horrific collateral damage.

  27. Waste of time petition by Dishwasha · · Score: 1

    His parents have launched a change.org petition to convince the authorities to release their son.

    Perhaps his parents should understand the difference between local, state, and federal governmental jurisdictions and spend their time more wisely if they want their son released.

    1. Re:Waste of time petition by SJHillman · · Score: 2

      If someone high up in the federal government puts pressure on a state/county/local government, then that state/county/local government will most likely comply. As it is, it's probably one of many methods they're using to get the word out... I really doubt their thought process is "Whelp, made a change.org petition. Guess that's all I can do."

    2. Re:Waste of time petition by Tharkkun · · Score: 1

      His parents have launched a change.org petition to convince the authorities to release their son.

      Perhaps his parents should understand the difference between local, state, and federal governmental jurisdictions and spend their time more wisely if they want their son released.

      Maybe they should start by apologizing instead of making petitions and excuses about it being a joke.

    3. Re:Waste of time petition by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Maybe they do, but they also understand the power of clever PR.

    4. Re:Waste of time petition by lgw · · Score: 1

      There's nothing to apologize for. The kid is 100% in the right, and the authorities are 100% in the wrong. It's the worst kind of stupid irrationality about low risk events, and we seriously need governments smarter than this.

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  28. Grammar nazis by belphegore · · Score: 1

    Jailing someone for misplaced comma? If it were a bad use of the apostrophe, I could understand. But a comma?

    1. Re:Grammar nazis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're missing the real point here. This kid was jailed just for posting hateful comments on his Facebook page after a discussion regarding League of Legends.

      What this indicates is that it's trivial to troll LoL players into enough of a rage to get them arrested. It's a winning situation all around: It's one less LoL player the leaderboards or whatever they have over there have to worry about, AND it's an effective way to get annoying-as-hell LoL players off the internet for the rest of us! Think of the possibilities!

    2. Re:Grammar nazis by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      This kid was jailed just for posting hateful comments

      It wasn't hateful comments that got him arrested, it was sarcastic comments in response to someone else's hateful comments (he was called insane, and he responded with comments that were so ridiculous, they are recognizable as sarcasm even in pure text, not counting the "lol,jk").

  29. Re:Teens and their thousands of Facebook "friends" by Ultra64 · · Score: 2

    "Why should facebook posts by a teen in Austin TX even be visible to a woman in Canada?"

    Why shouldn't they? Unless he marked his post private or friends only, anyone can see it.

    Common sense should tell you that.

  30. Re:Teens and their thousands of Facebook "friends" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An 18 year old is more than capable of determining the level of privacy they want when using Facebook, and are more than capable of stopping people they don't want seeing the posts from viewing them. I'm not justifying her, but it is a social website meant for sharing.

  31. Alec Baldwin by transporter_ii · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Contrast that to Alec Baldwin, who was making a direct threat: Alec Baldwin Melts Down On Twitter, Threatens To 'F*ck Up' Reporter

    http://gawker.com/alec-baldwin-melts-down-on-twitter-threatens-to-fuck-604856776

    I wonder if the rich still have their rights?

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    1. Re:Alec Baldwin by operagost · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Dunno. The elite are confusing me this week. They applaud the shutdown of Paula Deen, a financial and emotional supporter of Obama, because she may have said the "N-word" 20 years ago; but this is like the third time Baldwin has made a bigoted statement and he's still working. I guess it's because the President isn't in any of the groups he's attacked (yet).

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    2. Re:Alec Baldwin by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      I think a lot of it has to do with her being from the South.

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    3. Re:Alec Baldwin by rubycodez · · Score: 2, Interesting

      what's really funny is that Obama, by his own words in autobiography, used racist words and held racist beliefs couple decades ago, moreover went to a church that taught hate and racism from the pulpit. so should Obama lose his job?

    4. Re:Alec Baldwin by operagost · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, and he didn't support gay marriage a year ago...

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    5. Re:Alec Baldwin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, I see we anthropomorphize words now....

      captcha: bitter

    6. Re:Alec Baldwin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So, wait, a) you think the pres made a phone call to have her fired and b) Baldwin has a show on the Food network?

    7. Re:Alec Baldwin by Megane · · Score: 1

      <1984>We have always been at war with Homophobia.</1984>

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    8. Re:Alec Baldwin by KermodeBear · · Score: 2

      It's all about who the mainstream media wants to love or hate that day. Certain groups can do no wrong, while other groups can't breathe without being called a child molesting coke snorter who hasn't paid his taxes.

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    9. Re:Alec Baldwin by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, and he didn't support gay marriage a year ago...

      He still doesn't. "Leave it to the states" is as unconstitutional and as evil in same-sex marriage as it would be in interracial marriage.

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    10. Re:Alec Baldwin by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Alec Baldwin doesn't live in Texas.

    11. Re:Alec Baldwin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      what's really funny is that Obama, by his own words in autobiography, used racist words and held racist beliefs couple decades ago, moreover went to a church that taught hate and racism from the pulpit. so should Obama lose his job?

      This is not true.

    12. Re:Alec Baldwin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My own opinion is that the administration and the NSA needed to change the channel so the dumped a transcript into the news stream, incited several "famous people" I've never heard of to be incensed about an older, southern, white women using what was a common word in the south 20-30 years ago and got the whole fracking country to forget about a blatant violation of the entire countries 4 amendment rights.

  32. Re:Teenager? by Ultra64 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "is something wrong with a statement "18 year old teenager". I kinda thought "teenagers" ended right about 16, "

    SevenTEEN
    EighTEEN
    NineTEEN

  33. Re:So much for..shlurred shpeech. im jussht slayin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "ima stick a W54 up your ass!"
    "knock-knock"
    "whos there?"
    boooooooooo!
    mb

    im throwing a party, gonna spin some old terrors-quad vinyls, bring some bubbly liquid and some sparklers!

  34. Re:Teenager? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it me, or is something wrong with a statement "18 year old teenager". I kinda thought "teenagers" ended right about 16, and by 18 we should have, at least in theory, a fully functional member of society, who should be a little more responsible with words. Especially when those words are are direct threat to health and lives of others.

    In any case, "j/k" and "lol" does not excuse a sociopath, nor does it guarantee that a mentally ill person will not actually act upon the threat. It would, of course, be better if authorities investigated this faster and, hopefully, found that no such threat exists.
    Aside from that, we don't know all the circumstances of the case (except for what one side with vested interest tells us). Perhaps such threat does really exist.

    I'll reserve my raging for something else, if you do not mind.

    sixTEEN, sevenTEEN, eighTEEN, nineTEEN
    Notice the trend?

    20 marks the end of a persons teenage years.

  35. Sad by space_jake · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Land of the sensational, home of the afraid.

    1. Re:Sad by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      All that time wasted fighting wars against this kind of behavior. The soldiers died for nothing.

    2. Re:Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Land of the paranoid, home of the busybody.

      It's been called willful stupidity by some. The cure, sadly, is worse than the disease.

  36. Re:Teenager? by kekx · · Score: 1

    For me teenagers includes eighteen and nineteen ;)

  37. Re:Teenager? by Microlith · · Score: 5, Interesting

    a fully functional member of society, who should be a little more responsible with words.

    Yes, he should know when not to say the bad things! You might not know what they are, so be careful and keep your mouth shut!

    Especially when those words are are direct threat to health and lives of others.

    Except it wasn't a direct threat.

    In any case, "j/k" and "lol" does not excuse a sociopath

    He's a sociopath, huh? How'd you figure that one out?

    nor does it guarantee that a mentally ill person will not actually act upon the threat.

    And now he's mentally ill?

    Aside from that, we don't know all the circumstances of the case (except for what one side with vested interest tells us).

    Hasn't stopped you from casting judgement.

    Perhaps such threat does really exist.

    Therefore no amount of abusive, oppressive investigation and imprisonment is too much!

  38. Still Beating Hearts by KWNet · · Score: 2

    In other news Obama is supporting Syrian rebels who actually did eat the heart of their victims. It is Obama's fault for promoting cannibalism.

  39. Re:Teenager? by RobinH · · Score: 1

    The science seems to show that the brain doesn't fully develop until around 24, so most psychologists consider anyone up to 24 or so to still be an "adolescent". That's judging by a person's ability to make decisions where they have to weigh future benefits against immediate benefits. Mature people (over 24) make more logical decisions regarding, e.g., investments, risk, etc.

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  40. The revenge of the humorless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is the age when the humorless will finally get their revenge.
    Be aware, we are on to you!

  41. Re:Teenager? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it me, or is something wrong with a statement "18 year old teenager". I kinda thought "teenagers" ended right about 16.

    That's because you are a dumbass.

  42. Leave a note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And that's why you always put a smiley when posting crazy ramblings :)

  43. thanks citizen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we now know where you are and will be right over to collect you.....
    feel free to post more meta data so we can locate you better.

  44. Re:Teenager? by operagost · · Score: 1

    SixTEEN, sevenTEEN, eighTEEN, nineTEEN... Regardless, it's legal to discriminate against young people in the USA, so you're essentially treated as a child (unless you commit a crime, of course) until you're at least 21.

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  45. "... still, beating ..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saved by bad grammar!

  46. How can you say that?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Fallacy: Slippery slope argument.

    How can you say that considering all the bullshit coming out of Washington, DC lately? The government always abusing their power? The NSA was able to get away with it for so long because of abuse of the PATRIOT Act. The TSA is constantly going way beyond their original purpose.

    The Slippery Slope argument is not only true but it is a fact.

    Actually, I can't think of when it's NOT true.

    1. Re:How can you say that?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one is "abusing" the Patriot act. it achieving exactly what it was passed to do. Some days it gets easier to believe 911 was an inside job.

  47. And by Time_Ngler · · Score: 0

    ...the charges were dismissed. And they would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling internet watchdogs:

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/06/28/charge-dropped-against-student-who-refused-to-remove-nra-shirt/

    1. Re:And by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      You either didn't read the article (or the summary, or even the headline very well), or I'm confused as to what point you're making, since that's a different kid.

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  48. U$A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    land of the terror

  49. US no different than soviet russia or china or NK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you have the freedom to say whatever you want but unless you limit yourself to speech that doesnt "disturb the public order" you get men with guns knocking on your door

  50. Hollywood does this all the time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Isn't it curious! Hollywood makes 'fiction' where characters behave in the most vile ways imaginable, but no-one in Hollywood ever fears arrest. For you cretins that say this is different, there is ZERO concept in the USA of either a state-sanctioned journalist or state-sanctioned creator of appropriate fiction.

    When Justin Carter wrote his post, he actually (although in law this is NOT required) went the extra mile to ensure readers would know it was a work of fiction (jokes and satire are a form of fiction). Now a cretin, shill or troll will now trot out the old "can't shout 'fire' in a theatre if there is no fire". Of course, we all know there are malicious circumstances where "it was just a joke" doesn't cut it. Bomb threats, or robbing a bank with a fictional gun come to mind.

    However, where a person is rightfully prosecuted for issuing a threat, one of two factors must be present. Malicious intent or criminally careless behaviour. Irritating an official satisfies neither of these circumstances.

    Sadly, monsters have worked to get the public accepting a police-state approach to enforcement, allowing (especially young) people to be taken out simply for saying the 'wrong' thing regardless of circumstance. This started with people making clear and obvious jokes at security stations in airports. Courts convicted on the basis on non-existent criminal principles with general public approval (the old 'lynch mob' or 'burn the witch' mentality.

    The real game here is compliance conditioning. The sheeple are supposed to think only those state-approved zionists on the idiot box have free speech. Free speech by proxy. You choose your free-speech 'representative' (right-wing, left-wing, radical, etc) and only he or she has the freedom to express 'difficult' concepts. You, the sheeple, on the other hand, do NOT get to express 'difficult' ideas. Team Obama says "where's the problem- every type of opinion occurs in our free press".

    Free speech by proxy is never free speech. Arresting certain groups of people for creating fiction, while allowing zionist Hollywood to express any form of outrageous fiction is disgusting, but how else is Team Obama supposed to groom a nation to cheer a rolling program of geocidal wars in the Middle-East.

  51. Unlcear on the concept by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

    The parents ought to submit a filing to the court with just one thing in it: a photocopy of the page from the dictionary with the definition of "sarcasm" highlighted, and the comment "Apparently the <SARCASM> tags in his post failed to render correctly.".

    I think it's time to start pranking the authorities mercilessly and without respite. They want to be Dolores Umbridge, they need the same treatment.

  52. Hes not a "Kid" anymore by Stan92057 · · Score: 0

    Hes not a "Kid" anymore is an 18 yr old adult and any 18 yr old should know making a dumb statement like that can only bring trouble. Are the police over reacting? I dont think so, they have no clue as to his mental state which should be checked while hes in jail. Too many of our children have been murdered by "Kids" saying stupid things and were ignored.

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    1. Re:Hes not a "Kid" anymore by rubycodez · · Score: 2

      nonsense, anyone can make a statement like that. something is wrong between your ears, you are the one needing mental evaluation as you are a psychological marshmallow.

    2. Re:Hes not a "Kid" anymore by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

      The ones that go on rampages, though, aren't merely saying stupid things. They were doing lots of stuff in addition to what they were saying, stuff that should've raised the red flags. You're demonstrating the very problem that causes those massacres: people in a position to do something about them getting "target fixation", focusing so much on one single thing that they completely ignore all the other warnings blaring because those warnings aren't the one single thing they're concentrating on.

    3. Re:Hes not a "Kid" anymore by Reeznarch · · Score: 0

      I don't want to act like a tough guy or anything, but if this guy said something like that publicly, around the wrong people, then eight years in prison would seem like a generous alternative. I believe the right of parents and students to feel safe and pursue "Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness" trumps the right of a person to threaten them.

    4. Re:Hes not a "Kid" anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, there is no "right to feel safe". Second, this is not about feeling safe. It's about absured illogical paranoia vs someone else's right to liberty.

      Anyone who truly feels threatened by an 18-year-old making a statement like that will never feel safe and probably suffers of paranoid delusions, and should be put in a mental institution for their own and others' well-being.

    5. Re:Hes not a "Kid" anymore by lgw · · Score: 1

      What a load of crap. No reasonable person would believe that to be a real threat. WTF is wrong with you in the head?

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    6. Re:Hes not a "Kid" anymore by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

      ya?lol say that to all the dead kids parents of all the murdered kids. im betting they wish someone took this kinds dumbass statement serious. And no reasonable NORMAL person would say that trash, well maybe you would since you think its ok to say. Go crawl back into your hole troll.

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    7. Re:Hes not a "Kid" anymore by lgw · · Score: 1

      People say silly things all the time. That's why most related laws have a "reasonable man" test: would a reasonable man believe the statement?

      I understand that you oppose free speech and love giving the government the power to protect you, you might want consider that your chance of being a victim of a mass shooting or other terrorist activity is statistically insignificant (less than the chance of being stuck by lightning, and vastly less risk than ladders), while the risk of government abusing whatever power you give it is a near certainty.

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    8. Re:Hes not a "Kid" anymore by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

      What he said was not silly or funny. So your made up test is worthless. Its used for pornography. I am for free speech and I VOTE so you dont have a fucking clue about me. And Our constitution doesn't protect the kinda speech that dumass made. Just like you cant threaten the president so there is no such thing as total free speech never was nor will be allowed to make threats. As i said that dumbass put himself in the position he is in now no matter how much YOU sugar coat what he said. You dont have the right to say BOMB nor do you have the right to say im going to off kids. To think other wise is unreasonable

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    9. Re:Hes not a "Kid" anymore by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      he did not threaten any particular person. you are imagining things not there. people joke like that all the time without intention to harm anyone.

    10. Re:Hes not a "Kid" anymore by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      No, see, that's the whole POINT of the 1st Amendment - you ARE supposed to be able to say dumb statements like that, and it should only be able to be considered making a "terrorist threat" if there is even the most remote shred of evidence or proof it could have been serious. Given the police didn't even QUESTION the kid until a month after they imprisoned him it's pretty clear they didn't care about said proof.

    11. Re:Hes not a "Kid" anymore by lgw · · Score: 1

      Ah, I see, you support free speech as long as that speech does not offend you. How nice.

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    12. Re:Hes not a "Kid" anymore by lgw · · Score: 1

      Dear FBI: Stan92057 just said "BOMB .. I'm going to off kids". Just to be safe, please lock him up until this can be cleared up. Thanks.

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    13. Re:Hes not a "Kid" anymore by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

      Proving to the world you cant read or comprehend what you read your just a troll. Go crawl back in your hole.

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    14. Re:Hes not a "Kid" anymore by lgw · · Score: 1

      Oh, so *now* you believe that context matters, not just the words in isolation? That it *is* OK to say things like that, as long as no reasonable person would believe you meant harm?

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    15. Re:Hes not a "Kid" anymore by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

      yawn,go back to your hole now troll.

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  53. Re:Teens and their thousands of Facebook "friends" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mr. Dumbass probably made it a public or friends-of-friends post. One of the TX woman's friends probably commented on the post, which then made it visible to her.

  54. this makes me so mad by Cito · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm gonna go shoot up a school, perhaps bomb wall street and throw M80's at the white house

    jk

    jk = just killing

    1. Re:this makes me so mad by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your poorly photocopied newsletter.

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    2. Re:this makes me so mad by DrGamez · · Score: 2

      Boy I sure hope someone doesn't decide to call the cops on you 4 months from now.

      I type this as a joke but now, looking at this story again... I actually really hope nobody decide to call the cops on you - because apparently what you have typed is now a clear legitimate threat?

      I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

    3. Re:this makes me so mad by jon3k · · Score: 1

      Actually laughed out loud at this one. Why do I never have moderator points when I actually need them?

    4. Re:this makes me so mad by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      While I'd have happily taken said points, it's mostly not mine.

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  55. Re:Hope and Change by subanark · · Score: 1

    There done. Come get me, faggots.

    Can't; your too much of a coward to show your handle.

    The correct way to make pissy threats at people is not to threaten their mortal life. E.g.

    For Jusus FUCKing Christ people, I will pray to god everyday that when you meet your maker, you are given a 1-way, express trip, to the inner most circle of hell where demons will eat your still beating heart as you are drinking pure lava all while having to listen to Justin Beaver.

  56. no ....fucking DUMB women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no canuck male would be calling and no internet savvy person knowing what j/k or lol meant would hten make a call NOR would police up here do jack about it.
    ITS YOUR police that took this to the wrong level.
    and when i get in front of a judge the j/k gets the case tossed and the judge would get angry at them for wasting his fucking time

  57. This story makes me want to eat their still, by Phil+Urich · · Score: 1

    beating hearts. Misplaced comma and all. And by "their" I refer to anyone who ever supported any legislation involving "terrorism". Absolutely fucking disgusting.

    Yeah, I'm not posting this AC. Because we shouldn't be scared of saying keywords or using goddamn sarcasm.

    /me looks over at the U.S. Government.

    As kids like this might say, COME AT ME BRO.

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    I remember sigs. Oh, a simpler time!
  58. Re:Teens and their thousands of Facebook "friends" by crashcy · · Score: 1

    That's kind of my point. If you don't care about privacy and broadcast everything for everyone to see, you end up with some nutjob lady getting so upset about a joke she calls local authorities who are too stupid to recognize a joke and this mess happens. Idiocy is easily avoided by avoiding other people.

  59. Re:Teenager? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    One hundred thirTEEN...

  60. Re:Teenager? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's a sociopath, huh? How'd you figure that one out?

    He plays LoL. Easy enough. Next question?

  61. This is straight out of a dystopian novel by harvestsun · · Score: 1

    Another example of our freedoms being taken away under the guise of fighting terrorism. Sickening.

  62. First the TSA at airports... then the world! by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    not jk.
    First they came for the jokers with bad taste standing in line waiting to be strip scanned or sexually molested. We said little, did nothing...

    1. Re:First the TSA at airports... then the world! by smaddox · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up! Free speech zones sicken me to the core!

  63. "League of Legends Player" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find it funny that League of Legends was mentioned. I'm curious to see whether parents start lobying against this game out of sheer stupidity.

    1. Re:"League of Legends Player" by dhalsim2 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I read the articles. The story has nothing to do with the game at all, yet the articles (and Slashdot) highlight the game in their titles and pictures because the guy plays the game at times. If the guy happened to have a collection of postage stamps, would the media write their headlines as "Teenage Stamp Collector Jailed For Months For Facebook Joke"?

  64. Total cop out by brunes69 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, they are MOST CERTAINLY NOT "damned if they do and damned f they don't". There is a big difference between doing an ACTUAL INVESTIGATION, and arresting someone without any critical thought or due process.

    If any actual critical thinking was applied here, this kid would not be arrested.

    No one has a problem with the police investigating threats. They are not "damned if they do". The problem starts when they just go off arresting people without any thoughts on if, you know, they actually meant whatever was being written.

    1. Re:Total cop out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently ZERO TOLERANCE make you stupid.

    2. Re:Total cop out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By your logic, it does not matter if there was a crime or not. Speech is not a crime.
      Also...
      "Doing an investigation? So someone says "Im going to shoot the school up. hah just kidding" are the police supposed to set up surveillance? Knock on the door and say "Hey you going to shoot up the school? Oh youre not? Allright then goodbye" "

      Um.. YES. It's called POLICE WORK. IT is their fucking job.
      It would cost much less to actually investigate than just lock a kid up for months.

      Seriously, are you nuts? You want police locking people up because they could, possibly, at some point in the future commit a crime, even though they have not yet actually done something illegal?

    3. Re:Total cop out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to Austin.
      He probably pissed off the arresting officer.

    4. Re:Total cop out by jitterman · · Score: 1

      I agree on this point. Cops spend a few weeks searching all over a probable killer's place for evidence (the now ex-football player) before actually arresting and charging him (which is proper), being careful even though it seems clear that he was at least involved; but this guy makes a joke and they just nab him, without him having actually done anything illegal and with no evidence that he would have? Just not right.

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    5. Re:Total cop out by c0lo · · Score: 1

      No, they are MOST CERTAINLY NOT "damned if they do and damned f they don't". There is a big difference between doing an ACTUAL INVESTIGATION, and arresting someone without any critical thought or due process.

      If any actual critical thinking was applied here, this kid would not be arrested.

      Critical thoughts/thinking? That's a crime nowadays.

      Just look how much is spent on public schools to eradicate it; the mission statement of "No kid gets ahead" should be indicative of the spirit.

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    6. Re:Total cop out by harlequinn · · Score: 1

      Yes, all they had to do was turn up and question him over the comments, that alone probably would have taught him the lesson that some people feel he needs teaching.

    7. Re:Total cop out by void* · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "They have a responsibility to arrest him and see what his intentions were" is one of the scariest statements I've read in this thread.

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      Code or be coded.
    8. Re:Total cop out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said. They could have interviewed him, done a psych profile on him, spoken with his parents, asked if he had access to guns or explosives in the house, and asked the parents to keep an eye on him, he probably would have shriveled with embarrassment, the way they treated him was ridiculous.

  65. At least... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...there's not much chance that he'll actually serve time for this. It would be pretty hard to convince a room full of jurors that he had INTENT to cause harm, BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT.

  66. Fear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm from a country where we had local terrorist organizations, and there were dozens of "small" attacks over the years causing hundreds of victims.
    Yet I never lived with fear.

    The irony is that this abuse of power feels like the real deal, it is terrorism. Fear is what I feel every time I read something like this. Terror... even if it doesn't happen in my country. I even fear thinking this way and writing a couple lines about it here... Fear.. and then anger. It is not only the US -athougth the US looks in very bad shape in this regard-, it is global in different degrees.

    If after a fact like that the boy goes crazy and bombs the precinct how can I think of him like a terrorist and not a victim fighting desesperately? I must be a terrorist myself I guess.

    Nothing makes sense. Those terrorist groups... they had their "reasons", sick, wrong, whatever. But what reason can a goverment have to keep a country living in a permanent sense of fear in the name of the war against terror?

    Everything is greed and corruption and I see a terrorist in every politician, and the police as their army. They are taking my freedom and giving me fear instead.

  67. Arrest those arresting. And shoot them up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When those who are arresting will be arrested and shoot up?

  68. which city? by orgelspieler · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So is this kid from Houston or Austin? I've read it both ways. One of my wife's co-workers had a problem with the pizza delivery guy. Her husband made some choice comments to the little jack-ass. Later that night the cops came a-knockin'. Threw the guy in jail. The little bastard pressed charges of making a terrorist threat. This was in Houston. So no big surprise with this story. The only shocking thing is that we didn't hear about it three months ago.

    HPD and friends have a history of shitty things like this. Just last Christmas an off-duty sheriff shot and killed a shoplifter in a Walmart parking lot. He claimed they were trying to run him over. I got pulled over for going 35 in a 35, because it was "almost time" for it to be a school zone. They arrested hundreds at a parking lot for trespassing even though some of them were actually eating at Sonic or shopping at Kmart.

    1. Re:which city? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welp. Now I know I'm never moving to Houston. Thanks!

    2. Re:which city? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I lived there and remember the Kmart disaster. Another thing about Houston you can't sit in a coffee shop 5 minutes without a religious nut wanting to tell you about Jesus and how he hates everyone.

    3. Re:which city? by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      Another thing about Houston you can't sit in a coffee shop 5 minutes without a religious nut wanting to tell you about Jesus and how he hates everyone.

      I've never had that experience. But I wish I would. It would be fun to feign complete ignorance about Christianity and have somebody try to explain it to me from square one. I don't know how long I could keep a straight face, though.

  69. League of Legends by es79 · · Score: 1

    Why does it matter that they were arguing about LoL? That seems like a really extraneous detail.

    1. Re:League of Legends by Xphile101361 · · Score: 1

      Because like Doom and Counter Strike, League of Legends will be the next "violent games makes kids violent" scapegoat when something happens.

    2. Re:League of Legends by Kohath · · Score: 1

      It provides context. When people talk about games, they aren't as likely to be serious as when they're talking about real-life subjects. Also, I thought it would help Slashdotters relate to the case. If it was about football players, the Slashdot interest level would be much lower.

  70. Opportunists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The people who run the business of government are opportunists, and this is merely the latest in a never-ending line of exploitable opportunities. In government, such opportunities come often, quite unlike what happens in the private sector. This is because in the business of government, the executive team isn't risking their own money, and thus there is little to no penalty for failure.

    The opportunities here are (1) to justify more spending, which is always first and foremost, (2) to justify more control over the source of wealth (i.e. power over the people), which will be used as a weapon against government's real enemy: those who call for reducing the size, scope, power, or net worth of government.

    I don't think I have to explain how such opportunities, when successfully exploited on a continuous basis over time, can give rise to the most powerful, most expensive government and world empire in human history (with military bases in some 150 countries around the world).

    The difference between "tier 1" governments and the rest is merely the ability to recognize and exploit these opportunites.

    1. Re:Opportunists by easyTree · · Score: 1

      I don't think I have to explain how such opportunities, when successfully exploited on a continuous basis over time, can give rise to the most powerful, most expensive government and world empire in human history (with military bases in some 150 countries around the world).

      It's one thing to create a state of perpetual fear and war around the globe, through covert terror operations as well as outright invasions, whilst simultaneously spinning is a 'self-defence' but for the love of god, must we be forced to suffer your eating habits? I call for an immediate and permanent withdrawl of McDonalds 'restaurants' from non-US territory; surely the Geneva Conventions have something to say on this matter? It's JUST NOT RIGHT!!!

  71. I think I found your problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    “In light of recent situations, statements such as the one Justin made are taken seriously,” said an Austin police detective in a statement.

    I see what went wrong here: the cops are morons.

    This has nothing to do with some kid who doesn't read the news. Whether he read the news or not is irrelevant. He wasn't serious, didn't seem serious, and nobody was threatened. What went wrong here, is that the cops were either too stupid to notice this, or they acted in bad faith.

    So Austin taxpayers: have you decided yet? Are they stupid or are they evil? Either way, I don't know why you would keep signing the paychecks.

  72. So what happens if... by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    So what happens if everyone starts Tweeting jokey threats in response to these charges? Maybe it's happening already - I don't Tweet, or Twitterise, or whatever you'd call it.

    But I think I will get drunk and go beat up some midgets.

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    1. Re:So what happens if... by Megane · · Score: 1

      I'm just wondering when saying "A pox upon you!" will be considered as a serious threat to unleash biological agents.

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  73. Marketing & politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I lost a job because some peoples did'nt saw the SARCASM and the second degree joke I made in one sentence!

    Nowadays people interpret everything literraly, like this Canadian woman.
    We now live in a society where what you say is much more important than real actions.
    Maybe because of 50 years of marketing, brainwashing and superficial politicians.... and 10 years of paranoia.

  74. not really in this case... by syntaxterror7 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If we have a right, the government can not just claim "saftey first!" and subjugate that right, just because they say. If they can then we never had any rights to begin with and we have a larger problem

    1. Re:not really in this case... by Sentrion · · Score: 1

      True, they can't just claim "saftey first". They just have to invoke Wickard v. Fulburn. You never had any rights to begin with, because those rights fall under the Interstate Commerce clause - everything does.

  75. Try this by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

    Greet your friend named Jack in an airport by saying, "Hi Jack." You'll get a similar response.

    Cheers,
    Dave

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    They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty.
    Ben
  76. Battling "the man" requires better planning! by Theovon · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I agree with others that since there's neither a direct threat nor any intent to harm anyone (quite obvously, I might add), this kid should not be in jail. However, his parents (not the government or the police) should take away his computer for being so stupid. People these days just don't think about the consequences of their actions. This reminds me of that MIT student who went to the airport with a "fake bomb" strapped to her chest. It wasn't a fake bomb, but she damn well should have known better than to think that TSA grunts were going to know the difference.

    See, if you're trying to make a political statement, then it's sometimes necessary to do something like this. Like if you're trying to expose flaws in the TSA scanning systems or demonstrate principles of free speech. But that is NOT what these kids were trying to do at all. They were just being stupid and would have been better off doing something different. All they accomplished was to make things difficult for themselves. What I mean is, if you're going to tick off the authorities, do it for a REASON, with a meaningful and productive goal in mind, with your ass covered (i.e. your plan documented with your attorney) in the (likely) event that you get arrested. When the authorities inevitably screw up, they look stupid. Ticking off the authorities "by accident" like this just makes YOU look stupid.

    1. Re:Battling "the man" requires better planning! by DrGamez · · Score: 1

      It wasn't a fake bomb, it was a series of lights on a T-Shirt.
      Anyone who gave it a second glance could see that.

      But please knee-jerk jail people, because so far we have been catching a lot of terrorists with this policy!

    2. Re:Battling "the man" requires better planning! by AmazingRuss · · Score: 1

      He's a kid. He gets to be stupid. We all did.

    3. Re:Battling "the man" requires better planning! by Theovon · · Score: 1

      You don't read well. I SAID it wasn't a fake bomb. And this has nothing to do with arresting anyone. It's about not going into the woods with meat strapped to your shirt and prodding bears with sticks.

    4. Re:Battling "the man" requires better planning! by Theovon · · Score: 2

      No, not anymore. Remember, we no longer have any right to be forgotten. :) Seriously, though, we not leave an indelible mark on the world when we say things on the internet, and future employers will scrutinize us based on that. There's no getting around that. This is particularly an issue in today's economy with floods of peolpe looking for jobs but so few jobs. Employers look for anything superficial to take you out of consideration, and they're not going to hire someone who did some stupid things as a kid in favor or someone who didn't (as far as they can tell).

    5. Re:Battling "the man" requires better planning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So we should all be careful not to hurt the poor little government authorities feelings because they might call us terrorists and lock up up?

      The fact that this is now considered the intelligent course of action just demonstrates the shambles your country is in.

    6. Re:Battling "the man" requires better planning! by AmazingRuss · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, you're going to have to figure out some way to make kids not be stupid then. After thousands of years of failure, I don't think you will have much luck on that score.

      A more prudent approach would be to make adults accept the fact that kids are stupid.

    7. Re:Battling "the man" requires better planning! by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      You don't read well. I SAID it wasn't a fake bomb. And this has nothing to do with arresting anyone. It's about not going into the woods with meat strapped to your shirt and prodding bears with sticks.

      yeah so how long do you reckon saying obama is a hypocrite is equal to "going to the woods with meat strapped to your shirt and prodding bears with sticks"? that's the point. saying "I'M GONNA KILL EM ALL!!! /JK" shouldn't be equal to that. it's stupid. they could go right now and arrest every hardcore punk band in usa based on the logic the kid is in jail...

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    8. Re:Battling "the man" requires better planning! by Theovon · · Score: 1

      Actually, criticizing the government (even specific officials) is not only a right, but it's a vital part of American politics. However, criticizing is not the same as threatening with bodily harm. With regard to Obama, you can threaten to say he's stupid, threaten to not vote for him, threaten to oppose him in all sorts of ways, threaten to not let him visit your city, etc. But you're a moron if you threaten his health, because even if you don't have the means, the secret service will take that very seriously. And sensible people will also criticise you for being a total moron.

      And besides, even if someone were to succeed in harming the president, that would not affect the implementation of his policies, which is what you want to change, right? Instead, it would just make him a martyr for those policies.

      Bottom line: Unless you're talking about burgulars entering your home or someone you're going to meet in a boxing ring, threatening physical harm is a really really stupid thing to do. For many cases, it's legal, but it's always stupid.

    9. Re:Battling "the man" requires better planning! by Theovon · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree with you. I'm just pointing out the fact that people will mine the Internet your past for reasons to criticize you. You can't change that.

    10. Re:Battling "the man" requires better planning! by Theovon · · Score: 1

      Wow did you miss my point. My point is that if you're going to offend government officials, do it with a PURPOSE. I think government officials should be offended a LOT. They do stupid things and create stupid policies. But if you're going to do something that appears to be very threatening, you have to have your ducks in a row to get back out of trouble once you've exposed the government stupidity.

      One thing that surprises me about Snowden is that I haven't heard a lot about protections he may have put in place through his attorney. If I were going to do something like that, I'd have my lawyers on standby. However, the fact that he was conveniently in Hong Kong after the blowout suggests that he probably did all that CYA and I just haven't read all the details.

    11. Re:Battling "the man" requires better planning! by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Are you aware that Rosa Parks knew full-well what she was doing? She wasn't just a tired old lady. She was trying to get arrested. Without people pushing back at bad laws (or bad enforcement of good laws), the Stasi creep will continue until we're behind the iron curtain. And yes, this kid hadn't planned this out, but the fact that he can get arrested and charged for this means that the creep is further along than most people think.

    12. Re:Battling "the man" requires better planning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a fucking joke, it wasn't even a bad joke. The only stupid act the kid can be accused of is not realising he lives in a police state.

    13. Re:Battling "the man" requires better planning! by Theovon · · Score: 1

      Yes, Rosa Parks is a perfect example of what I was talking about. Thank you!

    14. Re:Battling "the man" requires better planning! by Theovon · · Score: 1

      All I'm saying is that if you want to make jokes like that in the name of free speech, then you should realize that you're doing it before you say anything.

    15. Re:Battling "the man" requires better planning! by Kohath · · Score: 1

      In a free country, you could write a joke on Facebook without first considering how authorities might react.

    16. Re:Battling "the man" requires better planning! by Theovon · · Score: 1

      True. But responsible people still consider the ethical consequences of their actions.

    17. Re:Battling "the man" requires better planning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the point of free speech was you are free to make it, not that you have to think carefully in case you get arrested. Sure you need some care to not to slander/libel someone (but those don't get you locked up in any case), but foreseeing this reaction is not reasonable.

  77. Whatever happened to Means, Motive, & Opportun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is way too Orwellian and although terrorism is bad, mm'kay, we better find a way to determine the real threats versus the non-real threats. Not too just protect people and their potential futures (which this kid now has none). But, also to not overburden the system with a bunch of gamers saying $h!t.

    I not only hope that they dismiss the case, but, purge his record entirely. He won't even be able to get a public trust clearance with this.

  78. Land of the Free by gti_guy · · Score: 1

    Land of the Free... and the Home of the Brave??? Ha!

  79. If you actually do join the military... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am in the military myself, and to be frank, underage drinking is overlooked in the barracks. The general rule is not to have a run in with the law that would cause you to get caught drunk. Also, don't drink on duty. Which goes without saying. While you still can't drink in a bar, or buy booze yourself, there are plenty of fellow soldiers who will gladly run up to the Class Six for you and get you some beer or liquor. If you're actually in the military, than your only concern is to not get in to trouble while drunk. That can result in Article 15 punishment if your leaders choose to pursue it (Loss of pay, loss of time through extra duty, possibly loss of rank). But in all reality, if you are drunk in the barracks and don't cause any trouble for the MPs to show up or anything, than you can drink all you want.

    1. Re:If you actually do join the military... by void* · · Score: 1

      It was pretty much like that when I was in. The guys who drank and caused problems got in trouble (underage or not), The guys who chilled and a had a couple beers in the barracks and didn't cause any problems didn't have anything to worry about.

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  80. Charged with "making terroristic threat" by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 4, Informative

    For once I actually RTFA, because I couldn't think of a crime this kid could have been charged with. He is charged with "making a terroristic threat."

    Then I wondered what that means, feeling a bit surprised that this kid's actions could be interpreted as a terroristic threat (though, I think we can all agree that sometimes summaries on /. and descriptions in news can be innaccurate, which may very well be the case here), so I found this summary of the common elements of the crime of "making a terroristic threat":

    http://www.legalmatch.com/law-library/article/making-a-terrorist-threat.html

    Basically, my conclusion is that, yes, we should all be afraid--This is getting into "thought crime" territory.

    1. Re:Charged with "making terroristic threat" by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      Look at section a(5) of the Texas Law. A school would probably fall in that category.

    2. Re:Charged with "making terroristic threat" by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 1

      Glad you took the time to get the Texas statute. Based on the description in the article, it seems like it would be difficult to call this kid's actions a terroristic threat. They have to show more than a mere "threat" to commit a violent act (threat is in quotes because it seems to me that what constitutes a threat is debatable)--they have to show that this kid actually intended to "place the public or a substantial group of the public in fear of serious bodily injury" (or one of the other options). Unless that article way, way downplayed what actually happened--which is totally possible--then it seems like it will be impossible to prove intent here.

    3. Re:Charged with "making terroristic threat" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would they still be able to charge him if he had used "written grammar" instead of "speech grammar"?

      In speech context we omit important things. Consider:

      (a) "I'm going to X"
      vs.
      (b) "You're implying that I'm going to X"

      Any half-decent lawyer will be able to argue that he meant the latter, and that facebook conversations are more like speech than written text, so you have to examine the context of the quote to determine its intent. In this case, it's very clear that he meant the latter.

    4. Re:Charged with "making terroristic threat" by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes, the luxury of looking at things in the modern perspective without any context. Luxury, isn't it?

      The "terrorist threat" law has been on the books in Texas for decades. It has zero to do with 9/11 or Muslims. But go ahead and keep your "thought crime" cozy to the chest...it makes you feel warm at night, doesn't it? Because a spam blog that helps you find lawyers is right where to go when you need information. Let me guess...you clicked on it because it was the first link on Google, wasn't it? Sad, sad, sad.

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    5. Re:Charged with "making terroristic threat" by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 1
    6. Re:Charged with "making terroristic threat" by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Also, Texas law can't have a more restrictive definition of "threat" than the US Supreme Court. Here's a long article on it:

      http://www.firstamendmentcenter.org/true-threats

    7. Re:Charged with "making terroristic threat" by void* · · Score: 1

      (a) A person commits an offense if he threatens to commit any offense involving violence to any person or property with intent to:"

      That "with intent to" applies to all of a(1) through a(6).

      First, I don't think he was actually making a threat to commit an offense to begin with, given the apparent sarcasm.
      Second, I don't think there was intent to do any of 1 through 6. I think the intent was to sarcastically contradict the statement he was responding to.

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  81. Grammar by DrGamez · · Score: 1

    Not to be "that guy", but really it should be "still beating" or "still-beating" hearts, and not: still, beating hearts. The later of the examples is just silly sounding.

    1. Re:Grammar by neminem · · Score: 1

      Clearly he wants to bring a bunch of hearts to school in a bag, and beat on them while eating the school's still (it's within the bounds of believability that they might have one in their chemistry lab...)

  82. The pussification of America continues... by AmazingRuss · · Score: 1

    ...but it's for The Children.

  83. Re:Hope and Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your too much of a coward

    your

    He just left.

  84. Is this a case of yelling fire in a theater? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think is is reasonable to believe the teens where joking with on another, if it is true the LOL was in the post, and given fact they where talking League of Legends.
    In the same breath, and in the same country, that have given us Columbine, Stockton, and Sandy Hook did the teen "yell fire when in a theater".

    The problem is that is written, not heard. There are no inflections in the words. Did LOL mean laugh out loud or League of Legends.

    If it had been heard while walking down the street would had it been different.

    Is facebook and other social media really a public forum, or private forum among a group of friends that would understand the context.

    1. Re:Is this a case of yelling fire in a theater? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apples and oranges. The reason you can't yell "Fire!" in a (crowded!) theater is because you'll most likely cause people to panic, stampede, and hurt or kill each other. Making a random non-specific sarcastic statement online in a video game about shooting up a school cannot cause any such kind of chain reaction that would endanger others.

  85. We have to seriously consider moving. by lamer01 · · Score: 1

    But where? It sucks when the most armed country in the world goes. It's like being locked up in a cell with Hannibal Lector. You know things won't end up well for you.

    1. Re:We have to seriously consider moving. by lamer01 · · Score: 1

      Meant to say 'goes insane'

  86. Re:Hope and Change by DrGamez · · Score: 1

    I applaud your efforts, but you then hid behind "Anonymous Coward", thus feeding into the very hysteria you're trying to avoid.

    But then you turn around and insult how few people were killed in Newtown so I guess you're just trying to be SuPeR eDgY

  87. Re:Hope and Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe that might get you charged under hate crimes for insulting someone's religion(s). You can't say things like that about Justin.

  88. Please by WOOFYGOOFY · · Score: 1

    The officials who oversaw this debacle should be relieved of office by the taxpayers. Enough is enough. If you can't parse reality, if you can't understand multi-syllabic words like "hyperbole" then please do the taxpayers of Texas a favor and find a job for yourself that doesn't require you to.

    Perhaps become a Sunday morning commentator.

  89. Voting Age by jklovanc · · Score: 1

    That's judging by a person's ability to make decisions where they have to weigh future benefits against immediate benefits.

    I guess by that logic the voting age should be 24. Long term benefits vs short term benefits are a very important factor in deciding who to vote for. That is the problem with magic numbers. Yes the brain might not be fully developed before 24 but it does not switch from no ability weigh future benefits against immediate benefits to complete ability to weigh future benefits against immediate benefits. It is a transition and that ability should be well enough developed in an 18 year to understand that a threat against a school is not a good thing. It comes down to this, the brain does not need to be completely developed to be responsible for one's actions.

    1. Re:Voting Age by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      Well there are enough voters above 24 to offset any radical sillyness by the under-24 crowd.

    2. Re:Voting Age by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      Considering that about 7% of the US population is in the 17 to 24 age range they can have a significant effect on elections that are won or lost by a few percentage points.

    3. Re:Voting Age by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean they have no effect, just that they by themselves can't elect someone that is obviously completely wrong in the view of those older and wiser. If a candidate is obviously detrimental to the group, but because of the lack of wisdom and experience the 18-24 group can't see it, but the 25+ group can, then they won't be elected. But two candidates that are close otherwise, yes, then the 18-24 group can swing the vote, which is how it should be.

  90. Over a month before he was jailed? by Drewdad · · Score: 1

    He posted it in February, and then was jailed March 27th? That's some good police work, right there.

  91. Re:Teenager? by Chas · · Score: 1

    Is it me, or is something wrong with a statement "18 year old teenager". I kinda thought "teenagers" ended right about 16

    You thought wrong.

    In any case, "j/k" and "lol" does not excuse a sociopath, nor does it guarantee that a mentally ill person will not actually act upon the threat.

    Sorry, but almost all teens are sociopaths. It's part of the shitty environment they're put through in school. Hell, I know a lot of adult sociopaths that are fully functioning members of society.

    It behooves the authorities to search for CONTEXT as well.

    As anybody with any semblance of consciousness understands that zero tolerance is bullshit, first to last. And that context makes all the difference.
    Yes, consciousness. As only someone asleep or brain dead could imagine zero tolerance was any sort of reasonable policy.

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    THANK GOD!!!
  92. Re:Teenager? by SJHiIlman · · Score: 1

    Mature people (over 24) make more logical decisions regarding, e.g., investments, risk, etc.

    And yet many of them still act like imbeciles who think the terrorist/pedophile/communist bogeyman is going to get them unless the government takes away some of our rights. Speaking as a 31 year old, many adults may as well be adolescents; it wouldn't make much of a difference.

  93. Re:That kid should have known better. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol you're dumb

  94. Re:Whatever happened to Means, Motive, & Oppor by jklovanc · · Score: 1

    The issue is that the target has no way of proving the threat is not credible and may react as if it is. Many extortion plots have no actual way of being carried out but they work because it is possible for them to work. For example, I could see someone going into a hotel room with some other than the spouse, assume sex was going on and threaten the person with showing the spouse sex tapes. I have no sex tapes but the person does not know that because it is possible that they exist. The threat is the issue not whether or not the person making the threat can carry it out.

  95. Guilty... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...untill proven innocent...

    does this even needs several months of investigating?

  96. Why is subject denied bail? by ChromaticDragon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why is this chap still in jail?

    I've read the articles. Maybe my Google-Fu is weak today. But I cannot find anything that explicitly states why either he was denied bail or the bail was set ludicrously high.

    Having to go to court for this is silly enough. But did a judge seriously deem this teen so much a threat as to deny him bail? I'd really like to know because it would seem to me a judge is who should have added some sanity to this issue.

    1. Re:Why is subject denied bail? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is being held in jail while the government conducts a threat assessment / investigation and builds a solid winnable case against him. Only then will he be put in front of a judge for trial.. this is being done under the patriot act. Its the only way they can hold him..
      Had he actually murdered someone, he would already be out on bail most likely or had a trial to determine if he was guilty.

      Maybe we should all plan to target government buildings and such? lets see how many people they can hold and arrest illegally for doing nothing more then making a joke online.

      Honestly all they should have done, was contact the parents, interview the guy - and then after the obvious determination that he was just making a stupid joke, back off and let him go.

    2. Re:Why is subject denied bail? by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      This is Texas. There is no sanity in their political or legal institutions.

    3. Re:Why is subject denied bail? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because "terrorism", obviously. The state's grasp on reason is tenuous at the best of times and when you use the T-word it goes right out the fucking window.

  97. Re:Teens and their thousands of Facebook "friends" by LBt1st · · Score: 1

    Of course the NSA sees everything regardless of privacy settings. So unless you trust the US government, it's probably best not to post anything that would be interpreted [by a moron] as a threat.

  98. The 'Stranger Danger' kids... by splitsevin · · Score: 1

    ...have become the 'Stranger Danger' adults and these adults are so weak-minded that things like this happen all the time.

    All. The. Time.

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  99. Re:Teenager? by Cederic · · Score: 1

    If you get to 113 then you see how many people complain about you acting with no empathy and staying in bed until 11am.

  100. slope produce proven, no fallacy by raymorris · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Slippery slope is a fallacy only when there is no evidence that the slope exists.

    It's well produce proven that government will in fact stretch any powers they are given to the limit. As example, the US federal government was given the power to regulate commerce between the states. Based on that power, they made it illegal to grow vegetables in your home garden, for you to eat. There's nothing interstate about that, and no commerce, but nevertheless govt did that under the interstate commerce clause.
    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wickard_v._Filburn

  101. Re:Teenager? by Cederic · · Score: 1

    In any case, "j/k" and "lol" does not excuse a sociopath, nor does it guarantee that a mentally ill person will not actually act upon the threat. It would, of course, be better if authorities investigated this faster and, hopefully, found that no such threat exists.
    Aside from that, we don't know all the circumstances of the case (except for what one side with vested interest tells us). Perhaps such threat does really exist.

    It's possible a credible threat existed, but it's pretty unlikely. It's reasonable that the police may make contact following an international notification, but an arrest seems excessive, let alone several months imprisonment.

  102. Texas by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Texas, where saying something in bad taste is a felony?

    Hope they have a lot of prisons! ;)

    jk lol

  103. Arrest the parents for neglect by Marrow · · Score: 1

    Imagine, trying to raise a child in Texas. In TEXAS! What are they thinking of.

  104. He did not make any threat, not even in jest. by pupsocket · · Score: 3, Informative

    He wasn't making a threat in jest. He was making a joking interpretation of the word "insane", which had been wrongly applied to him. The point was to underscore the absurdity of the insult. And underscore it he did, with a bright highlighter across the entire state of Texas and the sadistic government operations that go under the banner of "law enforcement" there.

  105. Re: the elephant in the room by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The elephant in the room:

    Some passive-aggressive griefer kid just figured out how to send his online enemy to jail for making an off-the-cuff remark in an online game, and no charges will ever be filed against that "informant" who reported the "terrorism" and irreparably damaged another innocent teenager.

    IMHO, the kid who called it in is the one that should be charged with cyber-bullying, filing a false police report, and domestic terrorism.

  106. reported now? by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1

    Why is this just now being reported?

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  107. See someone say something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Crazy people need to be reported, put on record. Then when they go to buy a firearm, they get denied. Taking guns away from crazy people sort of makes sense too. We all know who they are and we're crazy for letting them run around, especially the "potentially" dangerous ones. Too often cops have to shoot them dead, even if they don't have a gun. If you can't comply with a LEO telling you to put your hands up, for your own safety, you should be locked up. Is this kid stup, ya; crazy, probably; does he need to learn a lesson, yup; no more guns, definately.

  108. Re:Teens and their thousands of Facebook "friends" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And to top it off they did it in Austin, which is very much into individual rights so he would most likely win that lawsuit.

  109. Re:Teenager? by ugen · · Score: 1

    He's a sociopath, huh? How'd you figure that one out?

    And now he's mentally ill?

    I did not say that either of those things are true. What I *did* say is that either of those things are *possible*. Hence, there is a need for investigation which, as far as I can tell, is ongoing. It is possible that they found something we did not.

    Hasn't stopped you from casting judgement.

    I provided no judgement. Rather, I specified what possible options are there (among with "completely innocent", obviously).

    If and when more information becomes available - I may form a more specific opinion. I wish the required slashdot raging would be reserved until such time as well.

  110. Where did that kid think he lived ? by Issarlk · · Score: 1

    In China?

  111. Not a legal right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't have a legal right to say you are going to go and shoot up a school full of kids and eat their still beating hearts. That is pretty explicitely not covered in freedom of speech. You don't have the right to say you are going to commit any crime, nevermind one that horrifying.

    Further, you can't say that, then add jk, and think that's somehow going to stop the police.

    This is less about freedom of speech, and more about one little gaming shit learning he can't do stuff like that in real life. This isn't about some kid who pointed his fingers and said bang, this is about a kid who said HE WAS GOING TO SHOOT UP A SCHOOL FULL OF KIDS AND EAT THEIR STILL BEATING HEARTS.

    1. Re:Not a legal right. by neminem · · Score: 1

      I've said way worse things, just as sarcastically. I've learned not to say things like YES, I AM TOTALLY A TERRORIST, I HAVE BOMBS ALL OVER MY PERSON while in an airplane, but I can't possibly imagine anyone arresting me for posting that on a freaking internet site.

      I AM TOTALLY A TERRORIST, I HAVE BOMBS ALL OVER MY PERSON.

      (No. No I do not.)

    2. Re:Not a legal right. by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, You don't have a legal right to say you are going to go and shoot up a school full of kids and eat their still beating hearts. In Soviet Russia, That is pretty explicitely not covered in freedom of speech. In Soviet Russia, You don't have the right to say you are going to commit any crime, nevermind one that horrifying.

      Further, In Soviet Russia, you can't say that, then add jk, and think that's somehow going to stop the police.

      In Soviet Russia, This is less about freedom of speech, and more about one little gaming shit learning he can't do stuff like that in real life. In Soviet Russia, This isn't about some kid who pointed his fingers and said bang, this is about a kid who said HE WAS GOING TO SHOOT UP A SCHOOL FULL OF KIDS AND EAT THEIR STILL BEATING HEARTS.

      FTFY. Please kill your entire family, and then yourself. With prejudice. In your will you can request that your bodies be shipped to North Korea, although I don't think you will find it repressive enough there. I am very serious about that recommendation to kill yourself. I really think you should consider it. Seriously.

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  112. Remember kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use only private chat rooms with strong encryption when you write anything on-line. Forming brains often posses, or appear to posses sociopathic tendencies. Don't give adults a change to use it against you.

  113. Re:Teenager? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah, and if you let them grow up to be 24 you'd end war because noone would sign up. surely they'd be renting barkoloungers and shit by then and couldn't be bothered :)

  114. It's not just DC by morgauxo · · Score: 1

    I see lots of comments about the 'garbage coming out of DC these days'. Is it really the politicians causing events like this though? I don't think so. Don't get me wrong, our government has been having a field day using terorism as an excuse to grab new powers and erode our freedoms. But.. locking up some dumb kid who said the wrong thing of Facebook? I don't see how that even directly benefits any of the self-serving politicians. I doubt very many of them care one way or another what happens to this kid.

    So, why are these things happening? Who is really to blame? It's the whole country!

    Crazy people do horrible horrible things and the media happily serves the details, tears and all to the rest of the nation. Then... (and here is where I see things really beginning to break down) people are shocked by it. Please.. don't get me wrong, I don't mean to dishonour the victims by taking lightly what has been done to them. But... we shouldn't be so shocked every time we see tragedy on the news. The US is a big place with a lot of people. And.. some percentage of any population is batshit insane. So... bad things do happen.

    Then... all of these shocked people demand that something must be done. All logic and reason goes out the window, it is just a big emotional scream for action. What would one possibly do to make 311 million people inhabiting 3.79 million square miles of space totally safe from one another? Sorry, IT IS NOT POSSIBLE. The politicians know this. If they don't know it coming in to office for the first time (naive) I'm sure they learn it very soon after. But... they care about re-election. They are elected by all of these shocked people who are demanding action. So we get zero tolerance laws. Yay! I feel safer now!

    Then there are the enforcers. Another thing you are guaranteed to find among any population of more than a few people is people who crave power over others and a feeling of authority. And... what kind of personality is going to be most attracted to the prosecutor's position? The kind that just wants to live and let live? Yeah... right! So.. they take these crappy laws and use them to lock up dumb (and I do mean dumb) kids that run their mouths in the wrong way. But.. hey America... you got what you wanted, they did something!!

    So.. remember this when bad stuff happens. Encourage your politicians to support law enforcement finding the crazy who hurt people and making an example of them... GOOD! Pushing for new laws and action for action's sake.. BAD!!

  115. Re:Teenager? by Kohath · · Score: 1

    I wish the required slashdot raging would be reserved until such time as well.

    And I'm sure Justin Carter wishes he weren't being held in jail until that time.

  116. Good way to actually make him a terrorist now by gtirloni · · Score: 1

    This kid must be thinking so many bad things about society in general right now that when/if he gets out of jail, it would be no surprise if he actually plans to get even. Mr. Osama must be happy that the US authorities are carrying out his plan.

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    1. Re:Good way to actually make him a terrorist now by Sentrion · · Score: 1

      So every time we lock up a potential terrorist, we are creating new terrorists? Probably true.

    2. Re:Good way to actually make him a terrorist now by gtirloni · · Score: 1

      He wasn't a potential terrorist. Unless you're so out of touch with reality to think so.

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    3. Re:Good way to actually make him a terrorist now by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      In the US we are all potential terrorists. We should all be locked up for our own safety. Time to build some more prisons I guess. If you want freedom of speech, well you could always get a job as a cop. They can say whatever they want. I wonder if 99% of the US population were incarcerated would prison conditions improve? Maybe our prison system would become more humane like in some European countries. All I know is I want out of here. If I'm' going to live in a police state without any human rights I'd rather not live in one with so much hypocracy. It's the pretense at freedom that makes me want to puke. The power of brainwashing I guess. If I'm going to live in a dystopian state I'd at least like for my fellow inmates to realize it. To know that they are not free.

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    4. Re:Good way to actually make him a terrorist now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They tried that with socialism and it didn't work.

  117. Re:Hope and Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't; your too much of a coward to show your handle.

    And you are too much of an ignorant uneducated idiot
    to even know that "your" is incorrect English.

  118. [Redacted]... by Sentrion · · Score: 1

    I was going to say "damn!", but that implies condemning people to an eternity of destruction in a lake of fire with no chance of redemption. Not sure how the authorities might interpret that.

  119. Your corporate overlords need MOAR money ... by boorack · · Score: 1

    It has nothing to do with what he wrote - that's just a pretext. It's about money. You're being jailed for non-crimes because some rich fucks are profitting of it. Since your penitentiary system has been "reformed" (privatized) in 80s, number of people jailed in the US has risen ten fold. Does anyone in his right mind believe that people suddenly started commiting 10 times more crimes than before ? Or is it just prison industry lobbying to incriminate more and more people in order to increase its profits ? Sorry to say this but your "justice" system looks more and more like nazi Germany used to look like. They also had corporations profitting of breaking human lives (and murdering them in later stages).

  120. I guess the movie "Johnny Dangerously" is banned? by MadCow42 · · Score: 1

    It was one of my favorite lines, as Johnny pulls out a revolver with a barrel about 3 feet long: "It shoots through schools..."

    Although clearly inappropriate, I'm disgusted that it's now illegal to say certain words... even in jest. This country is falling apart faster and faster.

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  121. Internet Plays Joke on Gullible Readers by el+jocko+del+oeste · · Score: 1

    If Justin Carter was really arrested and held for four months on the basis of a stupid joke on Facebook, then there's plenty of reason to be outraged. But I've got a feeling that we're not getting the facts. If you Google this story, you'll see that all of the articles are traced back to one short, badly sourced article by KHOU in Houston. There isn't a single independent source for this article that I could find. And nothing from a news organization that might be considered reliable. So maybe Justin Carter is really getting a raw deal and we should be storming the castle. Or maybe the facts are different. Who knows, I'm not even sure that Justin Carter even exists.

  122. He might also be a rapist by hobarrera · · Score: 1

    Having played online games, I'm pretty sure millons need to be arrested for potential rapists, since I've heard lots of insults regarding fucking people's mums!

  123. Know Your Rights... by NotSanguine · · Score: 1
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  124. Re:Teens and their thousands of Facebook "friends" by KiloByte · · Score: 1

    What's so stupid in being able to use basic literate decides, like sarcasm?

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  125. Re:Teenager? by Kohath · · Score: 1

    Is it me, or is something wrong with a statement "18 year old teenager". I kinda thought "teenagers" ended right about 16

    You only get so many characters to write a headline on Slashdot. "Eighteen-year-old" didn't fit. It's not ambiguous at all because of the very first line in the summary.

    In any case, "j/k" and "lol" does not excuse a sociopath

    Sure it does. Sociopaths have precisely the same free speech rights as everyone else.

    nor does it guarantee that a mentally ill person will not actually act upon the threat.

    Life offers few guarantees. The future is unknown.

    It would, of course, be better if authorities investigated this faster and, hopefully, found that no such threat exists.

    Yes, because locking up an innocent guy for months for a joke is supremely unjust and, for lack of a better word, evil.

    Aside from that, we don't know all the circumstances of the case (except for what one side with vested interest tells us). Perhaps such threat does really exist.

    I'll reserve my raging for something else, if you do not mind.

    Got it. Locking up people for months, without a trial, for (something that seems like) a joke on a Facebook page is something you take lightly.

  126. Re:Teens and their thousands of Facebook "friends" by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

    Wait. This kid makes a threat to kill schoolchildren, and she's the "nutjob"?

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  127. Re:Teens and their thousands of Facebook "friends" by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

    This is in the grey area of yelling "fire" in a theater. If the school was evacuated or went on lock down as a result, that's people's time and money being expended and that's damaging.

    I don't really get what they have here though, thus the statement about the DOJ monster, it sounds like a case of a totalitarian execution of power by LEOs and a fat judge. When is enough enough? For a DOJ employee ruining a kids life the sentence should be nothing less than life in the confines they've created.

  128. WTF am I reading? by Safety+Cap · · Score: 1

    But in a world where school shootings are an extremely rare event—even to the point of being statistically non-existant ~.

    FIFY.

    You know how I know you watch a lot of TeeVee news and/or read Fox.com? Because you're all worked up over a non-existent crisis.

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  129. You Americans by mynamestolen · · Score: 0

    live in a really fucked society.

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  130. Re:Teens and their thousands of Facebook "friends" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The kid wasn't yelling fire in a theater. He wasn't in a school at the time, he did not mention a specific school, he even added "lol" and "jk" after it to make it clear it was a joke. This is not even near that grey area.

  131. Re:Teens and their thousands of Facebook "friends" by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

    That's the authorities basis:

    “In light of recent situations, statements such as the one Justin made are taken seriously,” said an Austin police detective in a statement.

    Yelling fire in a theater would be the dark side here, while his situation is in the grey, so it sounds like you don't understand what a grey area is, but that's ok. Still, that statement by the PD is circumstantial, last I heard people didn't go to jail for circumstantial statements. The whole situation smells of abuse of power.

  132. Re:Teenager? by martas · · Score: 1

    Wow, literally every sentence you wrote is wrong, illogical, and/or inconsistent. Amazing. I couldn't have pulled that off if I tried.

  133. Grammar Check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    '... eat their still, beating hearts.'

    He should be in jail. That's a pretty egregious misuse of the comma.

  134. A saying comes to mind... by Azure+Flash · · Score: 1

    "The only place for a just man in an unjust society is in jail" - Don't know who said it but it's distilled truth

  135. Allow me to make an even bigger threat to schools by Cyfun · · Score: 1

    I'm gonna go to a school full of kids and actually teach them something worth knowing! ....

    brb, someone's at the door...

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  136. Stupid is as stupid does. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sort of free speech is over. Prove me wrong.

  137. Texas Is Incompotent by b4upoo · · Score: 1

    For reasons beyond normal, mortal, understanding Texas has a bizarre legal system with really bad laws on the books. In Texas remarks can be considered as threats that would not be called threats anywhere else in the English speaking world. There is some concept that anything that might cause another person to feel uncomfortable is a threat. So if you say "I'm not going to punch you in the nose. I want to but I'm not going to do it." in Texas you could go to jail.

  138. Civil rights suit opportunity. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Sounds to me like the kid has the makings of a very lucrative suit for denial of civil rights under color of law.

    If you want to stop the authorities from misbehaving, hit 'em in their budget.

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  139. Re:Teens and their thousands of Facebook "friends" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    jk, as in Jew killing perpaps?

  140. Looking Glass by whipnet · · Score: 1

    In the Soviet USA, words come to get you. *

  141. Crazy judge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, the jail sentence was for his grammar violation: he should have used a hyphen rather than a comma in "still-beating" hearts. They take their grammar really seriously down in Austin TX.

  142. Wait, where's the trial by jury?? by wad4ever · · Score: 1

    Wait a sec... he's been in jail for months, and didn't have a trial? What did the jury rule? Or have we disposed with yet another inconvenient Constitutional Amendment?

    "In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defense." --- sixth amendment to the US Constitution, a.k.a. The Bill of Rights

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  143. what a country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can steal elections, insider trade, lie cheat, steal, and pee on the constitution (funny haven't gotten out of the house of representatives yet, but if a stuppid kiddoes likke kids do and acts like a moron, he gets jail time? Seriously, what is wrong with this picture? Want an answer.....the people in this country that are aged between 55 and 65. The REAL baby boomers. They have systematically laid waste to this country better than any foreign power. Leading the country in bankrupcies, defaulted loans (home and student) etc. AND the funny thing, these are the lawyers, senators for life, and business inheritors that have brokenthe back of this country.

  144. Good argument for execution. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
    Definitely the guy deserved to die. That day, or at dawn the following day. No need for a trial ; there can be no "mitigating circumstances" or any other leeeeeberal shit like that. Just send the SWAT team into the premises, detain him (it was a "him", wasn't it? TFS was a bit long and my attention was wandering towards the second quarter), kill anyone in the property ^H^H^H^H^H area who objects, drag him in front of Judge Lynch and shoot the fucker at dawn. Before the fucking Snivelling Libertarians get out of their feather beds.

    Take out a few blacks / poor people / foreigners / mental retards too at the same time. Clean up the streets a bit. What could possibly go wrong?

    Was it in Texas? Probably ; more likely there than anywhere else.

    Can I haz Presidency?

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  145. Call the cops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why aren't the cops arresting the people at /. who posted this? Obviously this posting contains the same phrase as the OP. Doesn't that mean everyone on /. is planning to shoot up a school? Why isn't my right to be afraid of everything being taken into consideration here?

  146. Extreme stupidity by rhalstead · · Score: 1

    Society at times becomes overly sensitive on some topics. We're in a time where 2nd graders are expelled for bringing small plastic soldiers to school. The only thing this kid is guilty of is near terminal stupidity.

  147. International terror no less... by niftymitch · · Score: 1
    A lady in Canada makes a complaint about a kid in Texas and the kid is locked up for months because the wheel of justice grind so slowly. In the US one is supposed to be able to face his accuser. I see no clue that she has or intends to ....

    The lady in Canada may be the terrorist here.

    Oh so murky when international boundaries are crossed.

    The Texas officials may be culpable in international kidnaping if the kid was not promptly delivered to a mental health facility. A holding cell and the massive international legal services are clearly (to me) punitive without due process. There are laws against international child trafficking even in Texas.

    This is not a good thing.

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  148. Not *all* that surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in Texas. Oddly, in Austin, TX but it is still Texas.

    That is all.

  149. missed the boat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this thread's probably long dead but your story reminds me of something that happened to an old boss of mine:

    he was coming home from a 24 hr drug store (his toddler daughter needed something fairly urgently) and came to an unlit 4-way stop when four men came running out of woods from both sides of street shining flashlights & yelling. turns out they were idiot and/or insane cops on DUI duty but without a squad car or anything to suggest they were police as opposed to car jackers but the REAL punchline was that this happened in KENNESAW, GEORGIA where residents are theoretically legally REQUIRED to own a gun! I have no idea how many ambushes they conducted that night but they are DAMN lucky none of them were run over and/or shot (not to mention the poor driver who'd likely gotten the death penalty).

    I still realize/accept cops are a necessary evil but they are evil (just less than alternative - for now) but GODS DAMN are they STUPID!!!

  150. "Newtown was still fresh in their minds at the..." by Maritz · · Score: 1

    They say that they have to take all the threats seriously. TFA says they arrested him a month after the complaint. If that's 'taking it seriously' then there are other problems in the mix.

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  151. I have to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That getting four months of jail for using facebook appears quite lenient actually.
    Especially with the aggravating circumstances of using one's real name on the Internet and publishing personal information on Zuckerberg's thing...

  152. Good for him. by Cammi · · Score: 1

    Hahaha, 18 years old and still mentally unstable ... good for him.

  153. Couldn't agree more. by rhalstead · · Score: 1

    It Specifically states "The right of the people shall not be infringed"!

  154. same roads, same rules. by rhalstead · · Score: 1

    There is an element that you describe, but they may ride two abreast for safety which keeps cars from trying to squeeze through with oncoming traffic. Regular cyclists will pull over periodically and stop for stop signs and lights. Like drivers, there is an element that creats a bad impression..

  155. Just a scare stunt by Tyr07 · · Score: 1

    They're making an example of him to discourage people from posting comments like that.
    Albeit my general problem with authority figures creates a strong desire for an example to be made of the legal system where
    corruption is clear. Individually there has been police who have raped people, beaten people, accepted bribes and so fourth, where is the public
    news where we make an example of them?

    No, we just show them defending themselves and they get off with a minor tap on the wrist, no jail time, suspended with pay.
    His comment was a poor decision on his part given the current climate of society when it comes to matters like this, but jail with a several month
    court date, which will release him no doubt, is just for show.

    The sad part is, society is whimsical. They don't do things out of true concern for safety and peoples well being. They do it if it's the popular favor of the month,
    anything that gains them social graces and support. "Ah yes, I can pat myself on the back, I did good! Everyone click like!"

    If its not the social flavor, you get flayed for 'making a big deal out of nothing', even if it is a real concern. Then when it turns out that you were right, no one wants to hear it ;)

    Yes, humans as a species overall are pretty terrible. If I was from another planet, I wouldn't come to this one.