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Harvard Prof. Says Cure For Aging Could Emerge Within 5 Years (washingtonpost.com)

trbdavies writes: Reporting from the CRISPR (clustered regularly interspaced short palindromic repeats) gene-editing summit in D.C., the Washington Post quotes Harvard genetics professor George Church as expressing "confidence that in just five or six years he will be able to reverse the aging process in human beings." He says: "A scenario is, everyone takes gene therapy — not just curing rare diseases like cystic fibrosis, but diseases that everyone has, like aging," CRISPR is a powerful technology, but many at the summit have expressed caution about both the ethics and the feasibility of using it to cure disease. The story quotes Klaus Rajewsky, of the Max Delbruck Center for Molecular Medicine saying "We have become masters in the art of manipulating genes, but our understanding of their function and interaction is far more limited."

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  1. Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That should coincide with the perfection of nuclear fusion reactors and the release of Hurd 1.0.

    1. Re:Fantastic! by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      With the difference being that unlike nuclear fusion and HURD, a lot of old, rich people have a vested interest in a cure for aging.

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    2. Re:Fantastic! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 3, Funny

      With the difference being that unlike nuclear fusion and HURD, a lot of old, rich people have a vested interest in a cure for aging.

      Fine with me - as long as I get my frickin' flying car.

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    3. Re:Fantastic! by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 0

      Exact. The ultimate dream of every super-rich is enjoying his wealth forever. The only thing they still have in common with the "petty commoners" (us) is that sooner or later everyone dies, so I'm sure they are right now spending billions of dollars on research about how to cheat death.

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    4. Re:Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      you've pointed out the main problem I see with human immortality, the people who still think HURD is a good idea will be able to keep the project alive

    5. Re:Fantastic! by morgauxo · · Score: 2

      Good. And after they perfect it, if they horde it this way then the rest of us can steal it!

      Even if the 1%ers of today managed to get there hands on such technology and hold on to it realy realy tightly so that the rest of us continue to age for the next several generations it would not last forever. Eventually they will lose control, perhaps through a 'whistleblower type' among them growing a conscience and publishing directions on the internet, maybe through an outsider stealing the formula or even just as a result of the class inversion that naturally comes about every few centuries or so in the form of a revolution.

      Let the 'gods' have their fire. Then at least we can hope for a 'Prometheus'!

    6. Re:Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That should coincide with the perfection of nuclear fusion reactors and the release of Hurd 1.0.

      Sadly we still won't live long enough to see the release of Halflife 3.

    7. Re: Fantastic! by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How cute. You believe that you can get rich. By "hard work", I assume?

      That's really adorable!

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    8. Re: Fantastic! by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      Well... I should answer the poor and arrogant (maybe is a north-american?) AC who thinks he's rich? Nah... To much effort :-)

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    9. Re:Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flying cars already exist. They are only prototypes but they have been flown by human pilots. Just google it.

      On topic...the first round of anti-aging experiments will probably go badly. But that won't stop people from volunteering. Better to be a mutant super-monster than dead.

    10. Re:Fantastic! by bkmoore · · Score: 1

      Exact. The ultimate dream of every super-rich is enjoying his wealth forever.....

      Or they live long enough to lose it all...

    11. Re:Fantastic! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2

      I am fine with super-rich dumping money into curing death. It will benefit all.

      That it would be "kept secret, just fer dem!" is fine class warfare fiction. A rich person would be very interested in becoming vastly richer still by selling it, or even just selling the proverbial secret cure for cancer. Or tablet to turn water to gas. Or perpetual motion machine.

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    12. Re:Fantastic! by iMadeGhostzilla · · Score: 1

      Good. And after they perfect it, if they horde it this way then the rest of us can steal it!

      That won't be easy since the treatment will probably turn them into undying zombies like in that Will Smith movie and they will guard their territory ferociously.

    13. Re:Fantastic! by kheldan · · Score: 1

      Yes, but: If everyone can live hundreds or thousands of years, and there is no more 'decline with age', then everyone has time to learn new skills and educate themselves, so theoretically there could be a Golden Age of true prosperity. Note I said 'theoretically'. What would probably happen is the rich would start spending their money to keep the so-called 'commoners' down, and it would become even more obvious than it is right now. Of course that is assuming this 'cure for the disease of aging' would even be allowed by the rich to fall into the hands of the 'commoners' in the first place; their game plan will obviously include funding the research, and then when it's developed and perfected, asserting their ownership of it -- and perhaps even silencing (permanently, if need be) the researchers (and anyone else who knows about it who can't be trusted) so only the rich have access to it.

      ..and yes, I'm a cynic, what's your point?

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    14. Re: Fantastic! by zlives · · Score: 4, Interesting

      stepping on people to get ahead is not easy, otherwise everyone would be doing it

    15. Re:Fantastic! by VAXcat · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the mid-engined corvette!

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    16. Re:Fantastic! by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Screw the rich. It is also my ultimate dream. I intend to live forever, or die trying.

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    17. Re:Fantastic! by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Funny

      That should coincide with the perfection of nuclear fusion reactors and the release of Hurd 1.0.

      Stranger things have happened. Duke Nukem Forever actually got released ...

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    18. Re:Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they'll care about fusion and the environment now that they can live indefinitely

    19. Re:Fantastic! by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      That should coincide with the perfection of nuclear fusion reactors and the release of Hurd 1.0.

      About right. ;-)

      Seriously, though: Presuming his estiamate is right on:
        2021: Emergency brake and/or reverse gear for ageing discovered.
        2022: Several patented drug candidates apply for trial.
        2022: Government decides to not allow deployment of anti-aging drugs as a matter of poliicy (figuring they'd bankrupt Social Security and Medicare/Medicaid/Obamacare). They also decide to keep this secret, to avoid the peasants with torches and pitchforks / citizens with tar, feathers, and a rail / successful third party dynasty-change secnarios.
        2026: "Tests still ongoing". The boomers are dropping like flies - and some are catching on. Black market in illegal unapproved anti-ageing drugs forms. New (phase of the) drug war.
        2027: All the illegal-drug social pathologies ramp up: Low quality and fake drugs flood the market. New legalization movement gains traction in some states, pitting states and fed against each other (see medical marijuhana for example).
      etc.

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    20. Re: Fantastic! by fredrated · · Score: 1

      Nope.

    21. Re: Fantastic! by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      My best friend from high school did. Almost his whole family in fact (by different and unrelated endeavors). Not only that, but when he came to the US, neither he nor anyone in his family spoke any English. Five kids and two adults in three tiny rooms in a poorer immigrant part of town. He's now worth about $20million as is his brother. His father owns a string of businesses across the US, his mother owned a restaurant and he has a sister with an MBA and who is a lawyer in Paris and Las Vegas. His other two sisters are well off ivy league educated accountants. And they did not win the lottery and are even brown. Go figure.

    22. Re:Fantastic! by Ann+O'Nymous-Coward · · Score: 1

      Yup, and it was every bit as much of a disaster as Zombie Fatcats would be. COINCIDENCE???

    23. Re:Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Flying cars already exist. They are only prototypes but they have been flown by human pilots. Just google it.

      I Googled it and only found "roadable aircraft," not flying cars.

    24. Re:Fantastic! by Mike+Frett · · Score: 1

      Remember about ten or so years ago they said you could walk into the Dentist office and they could implant some stem cells in your mouth to regrow teeth? I haven't seen that become fruitful either...

    25. Re:Fantastic! by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Better to be a mutant super-monster than dead.

      As long as you don't get stuck being the suicide bomber carrying the mini-nuke football. Then you end up being a super mutant and dead.

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    26. Re:Fantastic! by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      There is a huge ethical debate on curing ageing.
      1. We are already over populated: not having us die from old age, will mean many of us will die from starvation, and violence.
      2. What impact does that have on your brain? If I live my life with a 21 biological year body and cells. Does my brain evolve and do I mentally mature? If so will I end up being a closed minded old kook who will hinder any changes in the world. If not how will I expect to grow in such a world,
      3. Normally we save up money until retirement and spend what we have left for our expected life. If that isn't the case we could be on a continual saving trend. Thus hoarding money in savings and not spreading and keeping economic activities active.
      4. The younger generation cannot move up in organizations very easily as the ageless will be keeping such jobs.
      5. Riskier/unhealthy behavior. If your body is biologically young and resistant. You can tolerate unhealthy behavior until a point where it hits a breaking point. No slow decline to make a point you may need to change.

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    27. Re: Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, not if you have a conscience, anyway.

    28. Re: Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just create a kickstarter for Halting the Aging Process, deliverable in 5 years.

    29. Re:Fantastic! by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Super rich stay wealthy for ever, never happen fact is their own spawn, will kill them as they have done in many instances in the past. Easy resolution, extended life comes with a price, birth control and that comes prior to having children, make the right choice or perish.

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    30. Re: Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You get rich by making a sensible financial plan to get rich. For the vast majority of people, you can't get rich quickly (most people don't win the lottery or an estate payout) but you can get rich by applying consistent effort year in and year out according to your financial plan. To get this done implies a certain level of planning, research, advice and hard work.

    31. Re: Fantastic! by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      It still takes a lot of luck (not lottery levels though) to get rich from anywhere but upper middle class. Even that is tricky, with good sensible planning even.

      One can improve a 50-200 percent more than their start with hard work and planning relatively consistsntly, but to hit the order or two of magnitude needed to become rich is a different story.

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    32. Re: Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It takes consistent every day of the week work to make big changes. Most people don't commit. Very few get rich sitting on ass watching 2hrs of Netflix every night.

    33. Re:Fantastic! by Hartree · · Score: 1

      "There is a huge ethical debate on curing ageing."

      And most of the questions are over illusory problems or ones that have to be dealt with regardless of whether we delay aging/increase healthy lifespan.

      First off, people say live forever. No. All we've done is remove the decline that is now universal. You're still vulnerable to accidents, infections, murders, etc. etc. Perhaps we can increase safety margins and put in backup systems in time, but for now, if your brain is deprived of oxygen for more than a scant few minutes, you're done. That can happen from many things.

      Secondly, we are seeing a birth dearth in many of the industrialized nations. Germany is an excellent example. They'll accept large numbers of Syrian immigrants because they have to, not just out of the goodness of their hearts (And I compliment those who are accepting them. Cold, without employment and in a transit camp without a country is no way to have to live.). They need workers to replace those who are retiring and haven't been replaced by new births in Germany. The reason for this is that birth rate drops have outpaced lifespan gains. For all the hype, waving your hands and mumbling something about robotics and automation is at best a guess about the future, not something that has been fully demonstrated.

      Those places with shorter lifespans often are the ones that have major overpopulation problems. If you don't have an acceptable birth rate having people die earlier won't compensate for it.

      Often, rather than clearing out the stodgy, what happens is that the last person who knows a crucial piece of information retires or dies unexpectedly (e.g. The maintenance supervisor who knows to grease this particular bearing on a custom made machine monthly or suffer a multimillion dollar downtime for the production line, a major repair bill and a wait for the parts to be fabricated. That happened at a brass plant my brother worked at. I've seen many similar, though less costly cases during my own career.)

      Here on Slashdot, we regularly have discussion that note that older programmers are replaced not because of lack of skills, but rather do to high salaries from years of service, and, or high healthcare costs due to greater risk of expensive major health problems.

      So, it's not clear that the glut of stodgy but healthy working oldsters will happen. And what with the current demographics we're seeing a major coming glut of stodgy Unhealthy unable to work oldsters that must be taken care of by the smaller numbers who still are working.

    34. Re: Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks to the longer life you will have thanks to anti aging, you will have plenty of time to google some more and find what you are looking for.

    35. Re:Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like this fucking vampire?

    36. Re:Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They wouldn't be able to keep it longer than a couple years, governments the world over would be scrambling to subsidize it and release it to their general population. Old age isn't just about death, it is also about the slow dying that costs trillions and governments would be stupid (or American) to ignore that.

    37. Re: Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the rich people I know spend their time posting anon on Slashdot, rofl. 0/10 OP is probably a poor kid who gets made fun of.

    38. Re:Fantastic! by JohnStock · · Score: 1

      Along with better smartphone batteries, the space elevator, a mission to mars and.. Linux becoming a household OS.

    39. Re: Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been reading Slashdot for over 15 years and while the best comments are from logged in users, the best of the best are anons.

    40. Re: Fantastic! by surd1618 · · Score: 1

      This is exactly the mindset of the people who act that way. Just like how paranoid people are the most likely to lash out, sociopaths think that everyone would ruin others for their own gain, and liars think they're being lied to all of the time. Disadvantaged people who hurt others for personal gain are common criminals, and privileged and well-educated ones are CEOs.

    41. Re:Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to think that the rich are this collection of people who all have similar goals. Let me present another version:
      The first (rich) person to make "age reversal technology" cheap enough for a plebe will be able to enjoy practically infinite wealth forever. Many rich deca-millionaires with 20 rental houses are going to look really hard at the opportunity to finance a dozen engineers to cheapen it.

      The pitch is simple:
      Here is a technology with virtually unlimited demand to all of the people on the planet. Would you like to invest?

    42. Re:Fantastic! by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I've mentioned this before but I'll mention it again. I wasn't doing anything more productive this morning.

      I've got a few bucks. I find the idea of unnaturally extending my life disgusting. I don't care if you do it but I have no desire to do it myself. I'm aging, I am nearing 60. I'll die. I'm okay with that. I kind of welcome it though I hope it's not too painful. I don't have a place in tomorrow's world even though I suspect I'd like it there. They don't need my gibberish filling up their ears as I yell at clouds or pine of ethics of yesteryear.

      No, I won't be taking any drugs to extend my life. I might take some to help me enjoy my time here a bit more but that's a topic for another day. I don't want to live forever. I don't need to. I've had a fine life, a lucky life, and I don't really mind getting out of the way so that someone else has a chance.

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    43. Re: Fantastic! by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree with anything you typed.

      It still takes a lot of luck to get rich.

      It takes both, and risk.

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    44. Re:Fantastic! by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I intend to live forever, or die trying.

      Seek psychiatric help now.

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    45. Re:Fantastic! by JazzLad · · Score: 1

      Meh, they all end up dead :)

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    46. Re:Fantastic! by Mattcelt · · Score: 2

      Am I the only one concerned by the name for this??

      I can just imagine it now... "Here you are, sir, just have a lie down in the CRISPR, and your life will never be the same."

      o_O

    47. Re: Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know a couple dozen people who started their life as "poor" and eventually made themselves into millionaires.

      Every single one of them did it with "hard work".

      I'm sorry you don't think that's possible, but in the circle of friends I have it's the norm.

      The key is to not be a whinny little pussy who thinks "the man" is trying to keep him down.

      Just because you want to believe that you have to lie, cheat and steal to get ahead doesn't make that a reality.

      You think it is reality because all news carries stories about people who lied, cheated and stole to get ahead.

      We love watching the mighty fall, so those stories sell really well.

      Personally I'm still making less than $70k a year and I'm in my 40s.

      I might never become "rich" but I have a better chance than someone who has deluded themselves into thinking it's not possible.

      We like being pessimists when it comes to our future. When we imagine a brighter future, then we are responsible for doing what is necessary to create it. But when we imagine a bleaker future, there's nothing we have to do to make it a reality. We can just live as hedonists until our passing. Is that the legacy you're happy with?

    48. Re: Fantastic! by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      Nationality is?

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    49. Re: Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like my bacon CRISPR.

    50. Re: Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try the Moller skycar, I'm staring at one in my garage right now!

    51. Re:Fantastic! by thoughtlover · · Score: 1

      You're looking at it all wrong.. it's like the vegetable crisper in your fridge.

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    52. Re:Fantastic! by thoughtlover · · Score: 1

      Eventually, only the poor will die. You'll be able to see a clear delineation between the haves and have-nots at some point with this tech. Unless it's affordable, like stem cell tech should be, it'll only be the domain of a select few. Cloning and robotics will be the remaining tech that caters to the whim of the elite. Read all about it.. Most all sci-fi stories eventually all go in this dystopian direction.

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    53. Re: Fantastic! by thoughtlover · · Score: 1

      Tell that to all the people that lost half to two-thirds of their portfolio value (and maybe their house) in 2008.. Sure, the market's roaring back, but unless those people kept their stocks and mutual funds (which I doubt they could have afforded to), they're in shambles as to how they're going to eek out an existence after all their well-laid plans to retire crumbled.

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    54. Re: Fantastic! by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      He (the AC) is just a monkey who recently learned how to use a keyboard but has not yet learned how to think. And I'm worried because I'm seeing more and more people like him showing up here on Slashdot

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    55. Re: Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Calling it a "skycar" doesn't make it a car.

      You will never see one of these on a freeway or gravel road. It's a form of light aircraft.

    56. Re:Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Psychiatric help required for people that do not want to live forever, because they are suicidal.

      Imagine you live in the peek of yours physical conditions 25 yo no heath issues whatever, abundant energy etc., why would you want to die today-tomorrow? (not 20-50 years in the future but actually today-tomorrow, because in 20-50 years you will still will have body of 25 yo with not health issues and have abundant energy).

      Because this is what biological immortality looks like, it is not being barely alive, eating drugs in amounts that can count as breakfast, lunch and dinner all rolled up into one. Biological immortality is all about stopping aging, not about stopping death (you still can be hit by a car, die from a cold, etc.)

    57. Re: Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not necessary, I am by no means rich, but am making a month more than my parents in 5 years.

      I am from middle class family in 2nd world country (which will be beyond poor for 1st world countries, with about $40 month income), from small town 10k people. I worked my ass off in school (won couple of competition, got a good grades), then barely passed into one of the best Unis in my country onto the paid basis (yearly pay was higher than my parents make in a year even without counting bills), in 1 year I was moved from paid basis to government sponsored. Got job before finishing uni and was doing work and study at the same time. Couple of days after finishing uni I moved to live into 1st world country.

      By local standards I am somewhere in the middle income, but considering where I started I think it is huge jump. Not to mentioning I am not planning to stop there.

      Yes, a lot of luck was involved in my raise (good parents, good brains for academics, etc.), but also a lot was due to my own efforts (for example I studied until I bleed from nose, I eat once a day to save money, I always cook my own food even now to save more money, I do not smoke, I do not drink alcohol or travel much, I do not have car, I invest every cent I could, I live in small place with cheap rent, and I also help my parents who helped me to get there I am, etc.).

      Most people think that they are barely surviving with what they have, but the truth is I never considered myself poor, and I know a lot of people who are much worse off that I had ever been.

    58. Re: Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is much easier to sit on yours ass and complain that to do something about your life. Don't think longer lifespan will fix this issue for most of the people unfortunately.

    59. Re:Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      100%

    60. Re: Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I have to be chilly all the time to live forever, count me out...

  2. ca. 1563 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In 1563, Ponce de Leon said we would have a cure for aging within 5 years. 2 years later he claimed to have found the Fountain of Youth.

    A cure for aging is a few years away, and always will be.

    1. Re:ca. 1563 by khallow · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In 1563, Ponce de Leon said we would have a cure for aging within 5 years. 2 years later he claimed to have found the Fountain of Youth.

      I would expect the scientific method and a lot of elbow grease to be more successful at this task than yet another real estate scam in Florida.

      A cure for aging is a few years away, and always will be.

      You're probably right for now, but scientific progress sooner or later is going to real that goal.

    2. Re: ca. 1563 by jhoger · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm tempted to real your English for you

    3. Re:ca. 1563 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In 1563, Ponce de Leon said we would have a cure for aging within 5 years. 2 years later he claimed to have found the Fountain of Youth.

      A cure for aging is a few years away, and always will be.

      Maybe for you... Yours Truly, Mr. De Leon.

    4. Re:ca. 1563 by malditaenvidia · · Score: 2

      and always will be.

      Explain Keanu Reeves, then.

    5. Re:ca. 1563 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I suspect "a cure for aging" is hyperbole, the option of rather significant life extension for future generations by genetic engineering seems *extremely* plausible to me given recent studies of aging-related genes and powerful techniques like CRISPR (I'm molecular biologist, so perhaps I'm biased in my optimism). I think the real question becomes "is this really a good idea?"

      I think the answer is "no". In fact if I developed such an advance tomorrow I'd be burning my notes! We haven't got a handle on problems of overpopulation and environmental degradation as it is -- a significant boost in the human lifespan would likely be a total disaster. Certainly so if all of our children received it. And of course if only some received it, you just know we'd end up with a short-lived, relatively poor, worker underclass serving long-lived, rich, overlords. No thank you.

    6. Re:ca. 1563 by khallow · · Score: 1

      In fact if I developed such an advance tomorrow I'd be burning my notes! We haven't got a handle on problems of overpopulation and environmental degradation as it is -- a significant boost in the human lifespan would likely be a total disaster.

      I think this is patently false. After all, why do people engage in short-sighted behavior in the first place? In large part, it's because long term consequences aren't their problem. They won't be alive to be concerned about consequences.

    7. Re: ca. 1563 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you fucking retarded?? The end of aging will mean a reduction in human suffering of such scale that has never been seen in history.

    8. Re:ca. 1563 by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      In 1563, Ponce de Leon said we would have a cure for aging within 5 years. 2 years later he claimed to have found the Fountain of Youth.

      I would expect the scientific method and a lot of elbow grease to be more successful at this task than yet another real estate scam in Florida.

      A cure for aging is a few years away, and always will be.

      You're probably right for now, but scientific progress sooner or later is going to real that goal.

      i MAY stop ageing, but MY PROSTRATE will have to be advised to stop growing. IHe could arrest one bodily action, but others will continue, like prostrate, teeth fall-out, memory... and more.

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  3. Sounds great - too great by jdavidb · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That would certainly be wonderful, and I'm sure it's theoretically possible at one point, but I wonder if it's a bit overoptimistic. I mean a lot overoptimistic.

    If they are going to solve this problem in five years I don't need to worry at all about diet and exercise, right? What an excuse for not taking good care of myself....

    1. Re:Sounds great - too great by The-Ixian · · Score: 2

      Well, I can believe that in 5 or 6 years we will have some manner of gene therapy that will counter some aging effects but I also expect it to be prohibitively expensive for anyone who is not a billionaire and have severe, unforeseen side effects in the first few rounds.

      Personally, I am not a huge fan of the idea of living effectively forever if it just means that I am only working for my next gene therapy.

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    2. Re:Sounds great - too great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course you would still need to worry about diet and exercise. A cure for aging isn't a cure for heart-attacks or diabetes, it simply stalls the gradual degeneration our bodies and genes undergo over time.

    3. Re:Sounds great - too great by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 1

      Well article is a little vague on that... On the one hand, it talks about "If all those gray hairs could go back to work" which suggests it could apply to people living now. But who would want that anyway if all our wishes will be some robot's command anyway in a few decades. ;-)

      Otoh it talks about "CRISPR, a new method for editing genes". Which (I assume) would apply to newborns not grown-ups? Read: a next generation.

      Better to sort out the ethics first. If the tech would apply to adult people, then I'd say: go for it, let some volunteers act as guinea pigs if they want, and push mankind's knowledge ahead. But if it applies to not-yet-born individuals, you can't ask them. Even if it were in whole of mankind's interest, could you have them "take one for the team"? In a civilized society, I think the answer is no. Maybe mice, rats or other animals, but not humans.

      Of course, if it's technically possible then odds are @ some point, someone will do it - ethics be damned.

      As for our gene pool, I'd have less worries. After all: Darwin still applies, even to 'enhanced' humans that may have as-of-yet-unknown shortcomings in other areas. As the article notes:

      "Moreover, genes can have multiple purposes - day jobs and night jobs, as Lander put it. These are complex systems, not modules that you can pop out and replace with a better version with zero unintended consequences."

    4. Re:Sounds great - too great by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That would certainly be wonderful, and I'm sure it's theoretically possible at one point, but I wonder if it's a bit overoptimistic. I mean a lot overoptimistic.

      If they are going to solve this problem in five years I don't need to worry at all about diet and exercise, right? What an excuse for not taking good care of myself....

      Now that is a very interesting comment. I think it speaks to the odd puritanical streak in some folks, that somehow being healthy without sacrifice is bad. Certainly I'd like a way to not have to got to extremes for physical fitness. At my physical height, I bicycled 30 miles per day, ran 3 miles per day, and did weights every other day. Top it off with three Ice Hockey games a week.

      Now whether or not that would make me live longer - which I doubt - it did give me some wicked CV stamina. Ruined my legs though. But in the end, and in retrospect. It was just about all I did for many years outside of work. That Calvanistic streak coupled with the idea that all we have to do is "take care of ourselves" simply ain't all that.

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    5. Re: Sounds great - too great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI: CRISPR is a technique that allows random access editing of any DNA sequences. One of the big ideas that these people are working on is so they make these modifications in one cell and transmit the changes to every cell in a living body. Obviously, this raises a number of interesting/worrying possibilities.

    6. Re:Sounds great - too great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Of course you would still need to worry about diet and exercise. A cure for aging isn't a cure for heart-attacks or diabetes, it simply stalls the gradual degeneration our bodies and genes undergo over time.

      That and living forever as someone nobody will have sex with doesn't sound like a fun way to live out eternity.

    7. Re:Sounds great - too great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they are going to solve this problem in five years I don't need to worry at all about diet and exercise, right?

      I don't care what you read on tumblr, your massive fat ass is NOT being caused by "muh genetics", so gene therapy isn't going to fix that.

    8. Re:Sounds great - too great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At my physical height, I bicycled 30 miles per day, ran 3 miles per day, and did weights every other day. Top it off with three Ice Hockey games a week.

      Extreme exercises like those high-impact ones you practiced must have hurt you to some degree by now. You've been doing it wrong. Gotta make it light and easy. Extreme physical activity is detrimental to your health. I wish you health and luck. Live long and prosper.

    9. Re:Sounds great - too great by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      Watch out.. It can be a nightmare like this

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    10. Re: Sounds great - too great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hmm, 60 to 80 years then going in and getting "reset" to 18. Sounds like fun, but could be more fun if they did it and at the same time changed you to the other sex.

      So 60 to 80 years as a guy, then reset to an 18 year old girl for another 60+ years.

      Third time around maybe going back to an 18 year old guy and changing from a black male to a white male.

      Interesting way to experience the differences in life.

    11. Re:Sounds great - too great by vel-ex-tech · · Score: 1

      It depends on the footwear. Wear minimalist footwear like sandals or moccasins. When running, it's the heel-first jarring strike that modern running shoes encourage that does the damage. The foot, ankle, and knee didn't evolve to work that way. When hiking and running, make sure you can feel the ground. If you can't, your footwear is too thick. While running, land with the front of the foot first. The heel should barely touch the ground if at all. Also observe how your tendons are storing and releasing mechanical energy, giving your muscles an easier time.

    12. Re:Sounds great - too great by jandersen · · Score: 1

      That would certainly be wonderful

      Are you sure? I've always found it ironic that people who can't find anything to do on a Sunday afternoon, still want to live forever.

      If they are going to solve this problem in five years I don't need to worry at all about diet and exercise, right? What an excuse for not taking good care of myself....

      On the contrary - note they talk about 'a cure for aging', not a cure for everything else that afflicts us. We are beginning to narrow down what senescence actually is, thus becoming more able to think about counteracting it. And we still don't really know if we will be able to live forever, or whether we will just be able to live healthily for longer. And even if we could, would it be desirable to live forever? Would anybody want to go on after 200 years? How about 500? 1000? 10000? 1 million? 1 billion?

    13. Re: Sounds great - too great by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

      lol.

      You've read too much Robert Heinlein.

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    14. Re:Sounds great - too great by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      Personally, I am not a huge fan of the idea of living effectively forever if it just means that I am only working for my next gene therapy.

      I could take that for awhile if costs would eventually go down.

    15. Re:Sounds great - too great by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      Interesting observations. I'd love to be in good health without having to work for it. For that matter, I should probably start working for it...

    16. Re:Sounds great - too great by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      If someone follows your advice while running on any kind of pavement, they're going to have a really bad time. Humans weren't meant to run on pavement at all; that's why we have modern running shoes. We were evolved to run around in the savannahs of Africa. Unless you happen to live there, then the environment just doesn't match what we're evolved for.

      And hiking on craggy rocks without proper hiking boots is idiotic in the extreme.

    17. Re:Sounds great - too great by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Bicycling isn't high impact (though running is). Bicycling is a good cardiovascular workout, but there's pretty much zero impact since the motion is so smooth.

    18. Re:Sounds great - too great by jdavidb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Are you sure? I've always found it ironic that people who can't find anything to do on a Sunday afternoon, still want to live forever.

      I am not the kind of person who can't find anything to do on a Sunday afternoon. I have an extremely full and happy life and would love to add 10, 20, 100, 500 years to that.

      Sundays afternoons are actually when I frequently nap because I'm so exhausted from the rest of the week!

      And we still don't really know if we will be able to live forever, or whether we will just be able to live healthily for longer

      As a practical matter it's always about getting past the next obstacle rather than living forever. Defeat one cause of death and you are on to the next, which may not even be discovered yet.

      And even if we could, would it be desirable to live forever? Would anybody want to go on after 200 years? How about 500? 1000? 10000? 1 million? 1 billion?

      Those who don't desire it certainly wouldn't have to do it. And those who want to keep going are certainly welcome to, assuming of course that they aren't doing it at the expense of others.

    19. Re:Sounds great - too great by pr0nbot · · Score: 1

      At my physical height, I bicycled 30 miles per day

      I do most things at my physical height.

    20. Re:Sounds great - too great by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      > 5 to 6 years

      Ok, now all the middle aged fatass slashdotters with several heart attacks under their belt need to buckle down to make it.

      Your virgin ass will never walk a daughter down the aisle, but you now have many upcoming Star Wars films to walk down the aisle!

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    21. Re: Sounds great - too great by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Female form with both sets of junk. Off ya go, scientists!

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    22. Re:Sounds great - too great by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2

      It could reduce stomach size, or hunger, or boost metabolism as if you did physical labor 8 hours a day.

      In 100 years when everyone has a perfect body, well, Baron Harkonnen's obese grossness was a deliberate affectation.

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    23. Re:Sounds great - too great by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Personally, I am not a huge fan of the idea of living effectively forever if it just means that I am only working for my next gene therapy.

      Well, then, sign me up for YOUR spot on the list.

      I do want to live forever....hell, if the vampire thing was real, I'd do it in a heartbeat!!

      Seriously....

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    24. Re:Sounds great - too great by kheldan · · Score: 1

      In my opinion people spend way too much time, money, and effort, attempting to 'live as long as possible'. What they should be doing instead is focusing on quality of life.

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    25. Re:Sounds great - too great by burtosis · · Score: 2

      Actually I was in your camp for quite awhile but I was completely wrong. Yes smashing your heels on the ground, even with space age shoes, will lead most humans to injury, even permenant injury. But running on the balls of your feet removes all of the impact stresses by increasing the distance the impact is dissapated over. You then have a far lower chance of injury and once you learn to run that way it's not horribly inefficent either. Try it yourself run barefoot on a flat hard surface like pavement or even dirt yourself then up on your toes by using the ball of your foot. It's a large difference.

    26. Re:Sounds great - too great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You suck.

    27. Re:Sounds great - too great by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      He said aging, not immortality. I already know how to fix the heart disease thing, but not diabeetus. Cancer is solved. A bullet to the head or Ebola will kill you.

    28. Re:Sounds great - too great by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My brain has room for approximately 500 years of unedited memories; I don't know how it handles overload, but I suspect it will remove the least-used. The problem is memories aren't discrete: they're built out of piles of association, and removing one part of the memory removes a *lot* of memories.

      Geriatrics to make you about 30-40 years old until you're about 300 would be cool. 1000-year lives would probably suck.

    29. Re:Sounds great - too great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it did give me some wicked CV stamina

      Not sure if curriculum vitae or computer vision...

    30. Re:Sounds great - too great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was here to say exactly this.

      I am late to the sport of running (started 6 years ago, at age 36), but I recognized that many runners I had talked to in the past complained of injuries as a result of running.

      I did some research and invested in some time with a personal trainer I found that prioritized "injury prevention" above everything else. Core strength plus his coaching on my running form has gotten me to the point where I can easily run 10+ miles at a time without feeling anything more than a little fatigue - zero joint stress on ankles, knees, or hips - and I would not have any trouble doing this 7 days a week.

      Over this period of time I have observed many other runners. I have noticed that most of them (easily 95%+) run with poor running form - cadence too slow, head dropping because they are tired, hips not far enough forward, heel strike, incorrect arm swing, etc., etc. - most likely because they have never been told how to run or lack the core strength to run properly (or both). Any characteristics of poor running form can lead to some sort of repetitive stress injury in the joints if running is done incorrectly over long periods of time.

      Don't even get me started on wearing the proper shoes while running. Some people's feet require shoes with minimal support (e.g. Newton, Altra); others require much more support (e.g. Mizuno). Wearing the shoes with the wrong support for your feet can result in suffering injury at a far faster rate. Some shops offer gait analysis services to help runners select the proper shoes; everyone that runs should go through this process at least once.

    31. Re:Sounds great - too great by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      No thanks, I'll pass. I hate running for any distance (I can do sprints just great though). If I want cardio exercise, I'll get on my bike; I can go much farther, much faster, and not subject my leg joints to impact-related problems. It doesn't help that I have flat feet either.

      But the other thing I was addressing before from the OP's post was the bit about hiking, as while I'm not an endurance runner, I do do a lot of hiking. Hiking in some thin-soled shoe that has no ankle support is just stupid, unless you're hiking on a flat field or something. When you're hiking on mountain trails with tree roots, rocks, or even boulders, you don't want to be "close to the ground", you want footwear which protects you from the ground as much as possible, and also supports your ankle so you don't sprain it. His advice is like telling people to stop wearing winter coats and hats outside because "it's not natural", or to not carry bottled water because "it's not natural". The whole reason humans have dominated this planet is because we've been able to adapt to the conditions far beyond the place we were evolved for, and a big part of that adaptation is our invention of clothing and shoes. We're even adapted now to eat cooked food (like tubers). We're not natural animals any more, and we haven't been for tens of thousands of years or more. We require technology to survive.

    32. Re:Sounds great - too great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And even if we could, would it be desirable to live forever? Would anybody want to go on after 200 years? How about 500? 1000? 10000? 1 million? 1 billion?

      Would I really want to live for a billion years? I don't know. I can tell you right now that the 70-90 years I'm likely to get is not enough. That would be especially true if I could retain a youthful body. Give me a few hundred years to think about it and I'll have a better idea for how long I would like to live.

    33. Re:Sounds great - too great by Lodlaiden · · Score: 2

      Only if it works.

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    34. Re:Sounds great - too great by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1

      500 years gives ample time to develop technology to enhance the brain's memory capacity.

    35. Re:Sounds great - too great by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      Do you feel like the running is what did leg damage? I have hypothesized this myself. When I am only cycling and not even walking long distances, my legs and feet feel great. But I always regret hiking or running too much.

      Running had a lot to do with the knees. Ice hockey was nasty to the ankles and hips oddly enough.

      I suspect also that some folks are more amenable to running than others. I don't think I was one of them.

      Anyhow, cycling is still fine and hiking hiking still okay as long as I wear an articulated brace on the knees and good boots. It hurts, but so does aging, and the world is beautiful - so it's ibuprofen and tahellwidit.

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    36. Re:Sounds great - too great by phorm · · Score: 1

      "My brain has room for approximately 500 years of unedited memories"

      And my database has room for petabytes of data. However indexing and sorting it tends to not work so well after a certain amount. In many cases, I believe the problem with aging isn't so much that you "forget" things completely (especially since people often regress in memories), but rather a fairly to make the connections needed to find pertinent information, or because the associated paths are damaged somehow.

    37. Re:Sounds great - too great by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I was here to say exactly this.

      I am late to the sport of running (started 6 years ago, at age 36), but I recognized that many runners I had talked to in the past complained of injuries as a result of running.

      Come back in 30 yers with 36 year old legs, and I'll belive all of that.

      As much great fun as it is to blame people's physical ailments on what they did "wrong", just like aging, I suspct there is more in genetics than anything else.

      I played and exercised hard compared to most people. It wore my lower body out. Some from repetitive stress injuries, some from general injuries, a lot from genetics. This is not really all that unusual. Old jocks often have a lot of leg problems, and the natural runners from long ago usually didn't make it to their 60's, so how do we know they were doing it right?

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    38. Re:Sounds great - too great by jnwrd · · Score: 1

      We have grown use to hearing this sort of stuff from the wildly optimistic transhumanist/futurist types, but it is something else entirely to hear this statement from George Church.

    39. Re:Sounds great - too great by jnwrd · · Score: 1

      If you decide you have had enough life, there is always painless assisted suicide. The biggest change will be the sense of freedom, you will not be required to live or to die.

    40. Re:Sounds great - too great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although the focus of this research is aging, the technique should work in a whole range of scenarios. So for instance, genetic changes that cause people to not gain weight are quite possible and bone density and musculature can also be dealt with with the right genetic changes. Susceptibility to heart disease and cancer can also be dealt with. I framework of what is fair, is about to change and will be one of the hardest things for many people to adapt to. Imagine for a moment that you don't have to work to earn a living, you don't need to exercise to be fit and healthy and you can eat as much junk as you wish and still be strong, and full of muscles. Many people will see this as unfair because all these things are "earned" at the moment. We even face the prospect of higher IQ, ability to change gender at a genetic level and change our appearance completely - want to change race, done!

    41. Re:Sounds great - too great by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Bicycling isn't high impact (though running is). Bicycling is a good cardiovascular workout, but there's pretty much zero impact since the motion is so smooth.

      Yes indeed. My resting heart rate was and still is pretty low. Ice hockey as well is incredibly CV intensive. Go out and skate as hard as you can for a minute, then sit for a minute, then back out again as hard as you can go. The biking was probably what kept me from having a heart attack, since I was playing long after most people quit. The cool part was I played on the same team as my son, which doesn't happen all that often. I'd do it again in a second.

      You think we're insulting the basement dwellers with all this exercise talk?

      Geeks - worry not! I used to beat on the other jocks when they picked on y'all.

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    42. Re:Sounds great - too great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you forget alot of stuff. Quite possibly your brain can only support 50 or 60 years of memories, frankly there wouldn't really be an evolutionary advantage to remembering much more than about the last 20 years.

      Probably explains alot of human behavior come to think of it.

    43. Re:Sounds great - too great by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      At my physical height, I bicycled 30 miles per day

      I do most things at my physical height.

      Yeah, but "zenith" sounded sort of pretentious.

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    44. Re:Sounds great - too great by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      In my opinion people spend way too much time, money, and effort, attempting to 'live as long as possible'. What they should be doing instead is focusing on quality of life.

      And how.

      Safety culture, success using the metric of years spent without assuming room temperature.

      Ignoring the last ten years of your life when the healthcare industry assumes your accumulated wealth while you rot in a nursing home, drugged and shitting in adult diapers, not having much concept of who you even are in your demented state.

      But if the drug companies can keep you on maintenance drugs 10 more years, and you don't have to worry about descendants fighting over your now missing estate, safety culture is pleased, and PROFIT!

      Other than that, I have no opinion on the matter.

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    45. Re:Sounds great - too great by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      it did give me some wicked CV stamina

      Not sure if curriculum vitae or computer vision...

      Think lower.....

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    46. Re:Sounds great - too great by kheldan · · Score: 1

      Pretty much how I feel about it. I'm not married, have no family of any kind, no kids. I see no point in 'saving for retirement' unless I finally (doubtful, at this stage of the game) come to a point where 'saving' doesn't mean 'living like a monk'. I also see no point in 'waiting to retire to do the things I want to do', when in the meantime I'll get fat, weak, diseased, and more or less ruin my body permanently, so I can 'retire' and (as you say) spend all my 'retirement savings' on pills, shots, doctors, surgeries, and hospital visits, then die regretting all the things I never did when I was young enough and healthy enough to do them? Screw that. I'm halfway to 100 and know what I'm doing 15-20 hours a week? Riding my bike and going to the gym, training for my 7th season of road racing. Sitting on the couch and watching yourself get old is for dummies. XD

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    47. Re:Sounds great - too great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always found it ironic that people who can't find anything to do on a Sunday afternoon, still want to live forever.

      I wouldn't want to live forever. In fact, there was a time machine phone that I could use to phone up my parents to tell them to use protection, I would. As it is, though, I'm here and I try to make the best of it.

      My problem isn't nothing to do on a Sunday afternoon. It's exactly the opposite. I'm forced to constantly work to the point of utter exhaustion just to survive. I lie awake in the wee hours of the morning with cold fear in the pit of my stomach wondering how I'll feed my family when my current job contract runs out.

      No, having nothing to do on a Sunday afternoon is about as good as it gets. It's totally understandable that people with nothing to do on a Sunday afternoon would want to live forever. The problem is that such people live on the backs of others - others who lives are so desperate and miserable that they are barely worth living.

    48. Re: Sounds great - too great by Ahnahmoley · · Score: 1

      Trail runner here. You make a lot of excuses. Zero injuries due to no ankle support in a decade of it. That includes intense off trail hiking. Running on cement or asphalt or grass will get you. For some unknown reason running on dirt and over rocks and angled surfaces seem.. natural. Maybe you should focus on learning proper technique before blaming your gear.

    49. Re: Sounds great - too great by Ahnahmoley · · Score: 1

      Faux pas to reply to oneself, but I want to add that I have ran and hiked barefoot, with minimalist shoes, steel toed boots, combat boots, hiking shoes, running shoes, skater shoes, sandals, flip flops, and it was all approaching the runs or hikes appropriate for the conditions on the ground.

    50. Re: Sounds great - too great by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      My gear is perfectly fine: hiking boots. There's no way in hell I'm going to run around on rocks and branches barefoot; it's just idiotic. Nor would I hike in anything without proper ankle support; I'm already flatfooted and prone to sprained ankles. This barefoot craze is just plain stupid.

    51. Re:Sounds great - too great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may depend how much exercise you are doing. Too much exercise is as bad as too little. I read somewhere that golden middle is about 20 km running per week and about 10k steps per day.

    52. Re:Sounds great - too great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at it this way: do you want to die tomorrow? Will be there ever a time when you want to die tomorrow? The only people who want to die tomorrow are those who are:
      - mentally unstable;
      - in too much pain from sickness / age / loss to want to continue;

      Every person who sais he doesn't want to live forever imagining that he will die 10-20-50 years in the future when he is old and sick, but if we conquer aging and many other deceases then you always be as healthy and filling well and full of energy as you were when you were 20-25. Therefore most will want to live forever.

      What new problems await our species once we conquered the aging is another topic, I am sure there will be a lot of challenges (possibly with brain overload, too much conservativism, overpopulation, etc.)

    53. Re:Sounds great - too great by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      it did give me some wicked CV stamina

      Not sure if curriculum vitae or computer vision...

      Think lower.....

      cock velocity?

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    54. Re:Sounds great - too great by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      I am sure there will be a lot of challenges (possibly with brain overload, too much conservativism

      Not to mention too much liberalism, and just too much politics and government in general! :)

    55. Re:Sounds great - too great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I've sat on my ass for the last 40 years and I have zero complaints with my knees, ankles, hips, etc and no other ailments.

      All I hear about these days are people taking up running and injuring themselves. Fucking retards.

    56. Re:Sounds great - too great by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      you now have many upcoming Star Wars films to walk down the aisle!

      That's made up my mind. No anti-aging therapy for me.

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    57. Re: Sounds great - too great by vel-ex-tech · · Score: 1

      Hiking boots would be recommended where there are hazards present that could puncture minimalist footwear. Pavement is an environment where there are few hazards present. I wouldn't go out into say swampy terrain with just moccasins or thin sandals. Flatfootedness also indicates that my advice would not apply to you. So, my apologies.

      However, for those of us who have properly formed feet (call us cistarsaled instead of you defectives? /ducks, ok, feel free to mod flamebait), running with minimal footwear (not literally barefoot) is the way to go.

      I'm sorry you won't know what that feels like. To call it a craze and just plain stupid belies your transtrasaled blindspot. It's ok. I used to have a transgender blindspot in that I could not understand how cisgendered people could be ok with their assigned genders, the same way a cisgender blindspot prevents one from being able to understand how another might be unhappy with their assigned gender.

      I would like to be an ally to transtarsalists everywhere!

    58. Re:Sounds great - too great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you consider 'peak'?

    59. Re:Sounds great - too great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who knows if our politics were younger and full of energy, they may actually do some good, but then again they may just screw us even more with their newfound abundant energy.

    60. Re:Sounds great - too great by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Did you consider 'peak'?

      Reminds me of peak oil

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    61. Re:Sounds great - too great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what do you mean " living forever as someone nobody will have sex with"?

    62. Re:Sounds great - too great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Vampires do not have heartbeat or so I heard.
      2. You probably should first invest into solar panels, so while it is sunny outside you can play games on yours PC, but when there are no sun you can go out and do your sucking.

    63. Re:Sounds great - too great by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      My brain has room for approximately 500 years of unedited memories; I don't know how it handles overload, but I suspect it will remove the least-used. The problem is memories aren't discrete: they're built out of piles of association, and removing one part of the memory removes a *lot* of memories.

      Geriatrics to make you about 30-40 years old until you're about 300 would be cool. 1000-year lives would probably suck.

      I don't know. I've forgotten a lot of stuff that happened 20 years ago already. And certainly in tech, I forget certain frameworks/languages that I no longer use. None of those missing memories are detrimental to me. We forget stuff all the time.

      I think 1,000+ years old would be just fine for some people. Other people may just get tired of living and stop taking the life extension therapies.

  4. Do not WANT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Jesus, this would be the end of the human race. Can you imagine what would happen to the population if people no longer aged and only died from accidents, murder, or war? Can you imagine how long the food supply would be adequate if the population were to increase unbounded? Do you think that this would be given out to everyone, or would someone (or some government) use it to become ridiculously wealthy and powerful by controlling it? Do you honestly think you could convince people to stop procreating? The only way this would work would be if the anti aging treatment was combined with sterilization treatment. Even then, the number of young 'breeders' would rapidly increase. Famine, wars, poverty, suffering ... I am not the religious sort, but I think if this guy pulls it off he would be the equivalent of the AntiChrist.

    1. Re:Do not WANT. by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 2

      It has been said that if all causes of death other than trauma were eliminated, our lifespan would average about 650 years. What would probably happen is that the population would be stabilized by reducing the birthrate accordingly. The resulting social changes would be major, but not the end of the world. The longer lifetimes we already enjoy have resulted in social changes that have been absorbed over the years.

    2. Re: Do not WANT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      LOL. You think the poor would be getting this treatment? It will be for the super rich only.

      Even if the cure was found to be a mixture of everyday household ingredients, stores would suddenly not carry these items anymore.

      Don't fret, you'll still die.

    3. Re:Do not WANT. by khallow · · Score: 1
      Just think of all that unimaginably vast stretches of time that we could devote to solving this problem and then moving on to more important matters.

      Do you honestly think you could convince people to stop procreating?

      In a straight up exchange for immortality? They'd be chomping at the bit.

    4. Re:Do not WANT. by boristdog · · Score: 1

      Death penalty for parking violations.

    5. Re:Do not WANT. by Pseudonymous+Powers · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine what would happen to the population if people no longer aged and only died from accidents, murder, or war?

      Well, sure I can imagine. There would likely be a sharp uptick in murder and war. Either that, or a government-run system of birth control. Many cultures will probably prefer the murder and war.

      I don't know about accidents. I'm thinking they'd probably go down, as the philosophy of "you only live once" yields to "you only live until something kills you, so stay well clear of motorcycles and places where they still have the plague".

    6. Re: Do not WANT. by tsqr · · Score: 1

      LOL. You think the poor would be getting this treatment? It will be for the super rich only.

      Even if the cure was found to be a mixture of everyday household ingredients, stores would suddenly not carry these items anymore.

      Don't fret, you'll still die.

      Hmm, let's see; where's the money for the owners of this process? 100 super-rich people at $10 million each, or 300 million people at $10,000 each? Shouldn't be too hard to get financing for this, since the bank can be reasonably sure you'll live long enough to pay off the loan.

    7. Re:Do not WANT. by greenfruitsalad · · Score: 2

      OR terminate everybody at the age of 100 but give them the body of a 30 year old for the last 70 years of their life. I'd want that.

    8. Re:Do not WANT. by Rande · · Score: 2

      Except that the rich would find a way around it, legally or otherwise.
      Identity farms would do a booming business.

    9. Re:Do not WANT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " Can you imagine what would happen to the population if people no longer aged and only died from accidents, murder, or war?"

      Can you imagine what would happen if women didn't die in childbirth, babies didn't die in their first year of life, people didn't farm and hunt their own food, or die from infections?

      What would happen to the human race is how you are living right now.

    10. Re: Do not WANT. by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      There are enough smart poor people to ensure it gets reverse engineered or copied, and distributed on the black market.

    11. Re:Do not WANT. by ranton · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except that the rich would find a way around it, legally or otherwise.
      Identity farms would do a booming business.

      Good for them. I certainly would never want the fear of a few people gaming the system to stop everyone else enjoying their lives far more.

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    12. Re:Do not WANT. by malditaenvidia · · Score: 2

      Also when you die in the game, you die for real.

    13. Re:Do not WANT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If man was capable of stabilizing our population, wouldn't we have done so before reaching our current population levels?

      We could have kept an unpolluted earth full of open natural spaces for us to enjoy, with plenty of game to hunt and fish to catch, but we blew it by overbreeding and overbuilding.

      I expect us to continue our current path until we suffer a massive die-back due to our own excess.

    14. Re: Do not WANT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For some reason I just pictured a TV ad for the new black market age regressing drug.

      Followed by "Side effects may include: Leg stiffness, Anal bleeding, Plummeting testosterone levels, Untimely Finger Detachment Syndrome, Crapping in a bucket from a very high building, Timely Finger Detachment Syndrome, Defensive Vomiting, Inexplicable Disease Syndrome, DNA detachment, Man periods, Retina detachment, Loss of faith, Increased growth of tooth hair, Loss of external sex organs, Pregnancy, Sudden loss of bone tissue, Sudden loss of heartbeat, Female Menopause, Stage 7 (or emo style) depression, "The Munchies", Ungodly soul inversion, growth of additional eyes, Cranial arthritis, Severe Aging, and Skin failure. "

    15. Re:Do not WANT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But just think of the extra centuries of hand-wringing you'll get to have fretting over your virtue-signalling white-guilt.

    16. Re:Do not WANT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny how the notion of certain exceptional individuals living that long, and how the accuracy of the predicted 120 years "baseline" has held now for 2500 years, and billions of people, is so readily mocked... due to either the fact it's a religious position, or because it's scientifically correct, I suppose.

    17. Re:Do not WANT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If man was capable of stabilizing our population, wouldn't we have done so before reaching our current population levels?

      We could have kept an unpolluted earth full of open natural spaces for us to enjoy, with plenty of game to hunt and fish to catch, but we blew it by overbreeding and overbuilding.

      I expect us to continue our current path until we suffer a massive die-back due to our own excess.

      Your expectations do not conform to current observations about population growth trends, where many countries already have negative population growth and planetary stability is expected by about 2050.

      Also, an unpolluted Earth is less dependent on how many humans inhabit it and how much the humans that do inhabit it treat it like their own personal toilet. You can observe this in the ways that different parts of the world consume resources.

    18. Re: Do not WANT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Super-rich people have been trying very hard over the last 3 decades to make sure that the masses cannot even afford $10,000 each.

      And like all poor-people solutions, you can expect that anything that could be afforded by someone not super-rich would almost certainly have nasty consequences.

    19. Re: Do not WANT. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      While I would love to see whoever invented this become the world's first trillionaire, the governments should just pay him or her that trillion (tax free) and own it.

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    20. Re:Do not WANT. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      -1 Stupid.

      Can you imagine how long the food supply would be adequate if the population were to increase unbounded?

      If this happens, you can expect the population to level out pretty quickly. Immortal humans won't feel the need to reproduce very much. And accidents, murder, and war are still killing lots of people.

      Do you honestly think you could convince people to stop procreating?

      Again, -1 Stupid in the extreme. Have you not noticed that people in first-world countries have already done this voluntarily? We already have NPG except for immigration.

    21. Re:Do not WANT. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      They could restrict reproduction, until virtual world perfection and people could turn inward. Then they could have unfinite kids in the virtual world and

      Oh my god.

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    22. Re:Do not WANT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Oh I'm God.

    23. Re:Do not WANT. by erapert · · Score: 1

      The longer lifetimes we already enjoy have resulted in social changes that have been absorbed over the years.

      You seem to be suffering from a misunderstanding of what "average" means.

      You're referencing the common knowledge that the average life expectancy in ages past was about forty years. But that's an average of all people. Very large numbers of children died before age five. The vast majority of people who made it through the gauntlet of a childhood surrounded by filth, sewage, and disease actually lived to same ages that we do today.

    24. Re:Do not WANT. by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      Scares me to no end how much people on slashdot want death.

      Check out the immortalists on Netflix. Cambridge voted in favor of always keeping aging.

      Murderers. All of them.

    25. Re:Do not WANT. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 2

      I developed an economic policy, including transitions and risk management, that eliminates all homelessness and hunger in the United States. This strategy would have bankrupt the entire population in 1950 immediately (costs 120%+ of the total income of everyone), would have been prohibitively expensive in 2000, showed indications of viability in 2009, and became less expensive than current public aid system in 2013.

      Some of my models show the top tax bracket raising from 39.6% to as high as 41%. Taxes on businesses drop by 4.5%. Taxes on every other individual income class drop more substantially, although those rates above $200k of income are effectively unchanged.

      Do you know what people do when faced with a working, well-designed plan like that?

      They complain it doesn't tax the rich enough, so they don't pay their fair share, so we shouldn't do it.

      People don't care about every single human being on the planet--including themselves--living better lives; they care about the 5 or 10 people who are cheating. They want to sacrifice the entire human population to bring swift retribution unto the rich, the illegal immigrant, the drug dealer, the welfare slob, anyone they don't perceive as being as much of a valid human being as themselves. It distresses them that someone who is clearly beneath them enjoys a benefit in life they clearly don't deserve.

    26. Re:Do not WANT. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 2

      I haven't figured out all the economic factors, and only have the rough observation: populations do not expand into poverty. I don't know why. I know why poor people don't expand themselves into starvation, but I don't know why middle-class and rich people don't expand to 18-child families to fit their means at the expense of crushing the poor people.

      The rough theory is easy enough: scarcity limits population growth. I don't use the classical economics definition of scarcity; I use a more complete model which produces the classical economics definition as a simplification.

      Consider if you have limited fertile land, such that 10 hours of labor per week produces food for 1,000 people. Expand the population by 4,000 and you need 1 extra person working 40 hours per week to make food, and the other 3,999 go into other industries.

      Now expand the population until you're out of fertile land.

      Expand the population by 4,000 again, past the limit. You're now growing on less-fertile land. You need to irrigate. You need to fertilize. You get half as much yield, so you need to irrigate and fertilize and harvest twice as much land. Instead of 40 hours per week to produce food for these 4,000 people, you need to expend 120 hours per week (working twice the land with 1.5 times as much labor time invested per land unit). You have to assign 3 extra people working 40 hours per week each, leaving you 3,997 workers to enter other industries.

      This means two things.

      First, the specific cost of that additional lot of rice is three times as much as the prior lot. Instead of paying one guy for 40 hours, you pay three guys for 40 hours each, only to produce the same amount. That doesn't consider if the fertilizer producers or the water pumping infrastructure are run by workers with higher salaries than your agricultural workers.

      Second, you're short 80 hours per week of work in other industries. Out of these 4,000 new people, someone is getting a slightly lower quality of life because we don't have the capacity to produce some trinket everyone takes for granted, because the 2 extra people we'd hire to expand capacity and produce goods for the expanded population are busy making food.

      That means the ability to provide supply for some goods is reduced. The labor-hours to provide supply of some good increases as the demand increases, and so the cost of a good increases. The demand for some other good increases, but that good can't be produced--or maybe the people who would buy it are just struggling to afford food now, since food is expensive, so the demand for that other good decreases, and we're just a little less wealthy.

      A gross simplification of one aspect of this is that demand exceeds supply, and prices go up. Demand exceeds supply *because* scaling up supply requires more labor (thus more cost) than the proportion by which we've scaled supply up, and so supplying is hard, and costs increase. It's not that we can't supply; it's that we can't supply cheaply at this scale of production.

      Eventually, we will run out of capacity to produce cheap food. I don't care how much excess capacity we have right now; expand the population by twice that much and you will run out of capacity and have higher food prices and lower capacity to produce other goods due to reduced labor availability.

      Expand population too much and your entire population becomes poor.

      How that actually carries out in real life is, again, a mystery. I know the population will suffer if it expands; I don't know what stresses appear to tell population to stop growing.

    27. Re:Do not WANT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really that stupid. Did you even think about it for 2 seconds? Some country have NPG because people die. If people don't die, guess what happens?

    28. Re:Do not WANT. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      but I don't know why middle-class and rich people don't expand to 18-child families to fit their means at the expense of crushing the poor people.

      WTF? Are you some kind of religious nut or something? I'm serious, the answer to this question is pretty close to self-evident unless you're one of the Duggars. And have you ever had any kids? Your UID isn't high enough for you to be 20.

      It's quite simple: raising kids is a huge financial expense (if you do it right), and it's a giant investment in time and energy (again, if you do it right and aren't a negligent or absentee parent). Middle-class and up people recognize these facts, and limit their procreation accordingly. They still have some kind of urge to procreate like most people, but are better at controlling their impulses (a big problem with criminals and many poor people), so they stick with a small, manageable number of children. Then after they've raised 1-3, they're done. Go talk to any 45-year-old who's had kids: they've had enough. They liked the experience, but it was also a huge amount of work plus a giant limitation on their freedom, so they're really not interested in doing it again. That's why kids are usually had by people in their 20s or 30s; after that age (even if the woman is still fertile), people get used to their comfy middle-class lifestyle and don't want to go to all the trouble, so if they haven't had them by the time they're 40, they're usually not ever going to.

      The population figures of every industrialized country prove me right: when people have comfortable lifestyles, they just don't bother having a lot of kids, and frequently don't have any, so you get negative population growth (NPG). A bunch of couple having 2.5 kids doesn't make up bunch of couples not having any. Japan is having this problem now; other countries don't seem to, but it's all because of immigration: their natives (or long-time ethnic groups if you will, since middle class and up white people aren't really "native" in the US though they've been dominant for 300 years) aren't creating enough kids to replace themselves. However, as we see here in the US, it's the poorest groups which make the most kids.

      The other factor is access to contraception. Wealthier people have it, plus they have education to know to use it and how to use it properly. Poor people don't.

      Over and over, we've seen in country after country, that when the standard of living goes up, the birth rate drops. All this hysteria over overpopulation with reduction of aging is completely irrational.

      Now, I could see people having some more kids after a huge break if we really did have immortality (which included continuous female fertility, rather than it ending around age 50). People might wait to 50 to have a kid or two, raise them, then after they're out of the house live a more carefree lifestyle for a while, than around age 100 do it again (perhaps with a different partner that time). But still, people are going to die from other causes, like accidents, crime, or even disease (which hasn't yet been conquered by medicine even after figuring out the aging process). As long as people are religious, we can still look forward to mass murders, as we've seen over and over in the news in the past few weeks.

    29. Re:Do not WANT. by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      Richard Dawkins said that aging and death was one of the best evolutionary advances.

    30. Re: Do not WANT. by mongothesecond · · Score: 1

      Everything has its price point in the economy. How many would buy immortality if the cost were your first hundred years as an indentured servant paying it off?

    31. Re:Do not WANT. by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say people don't care. Some don't care. I should think many do care.

      You worry that some people don't like your plan. This is the exact same situation. Publish your plan, hopefully if it is good it will be implemented some day.

    32. Re:Do not WANT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "stay well clear of motorcycles and places where they still have the plague"

      Like the US??!!!

    33. Re:Do not WANT. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      There's no such thing as people not dying, so yes, it really is stupid. Stopping the aging process isn't going to stop people from getting killed in myriad ways: murder, car wrecks, skydiving accidents, terrorist attacks, natural disasters, airplane crashes, wars, etc.

    34. Re:Do not WANT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also when you die in the game, you die for real.

      One problem at a time ;)

    35. Re: Do not WANT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, with immortality there is no "have two kids wait a 100 years and have another". Even the concept of zero population growth; every couple has a limit of TWO kids, is based on the parents eventually dying. With immortality, to keep the population stable and not growing you can have ZERO kids.

    36. Re:Do not WANT. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I'm 30, actually.

      It's quite simple: raising kids is a huge financial expense (if you do it right), and it's a giant investment in time and energy (again, if you do it right and aren't a negligent or absentee parent).

      Rich people buy nannies, pay for private tutoring, hire maids, and simply buy off all that inconvenient shit with their mega-billions while enjoying whatever it is that makes people want kids in the first place. Do you think Bill Gates or Donald Trump really need to change diapers?

      Bill Cosby had 5 children. Angelina has like 60. My grandparents on both sides had almost 20 each.

      During growth periods in the US, we had baby booms--sharp upticks in population growth. My model of economic scarcity limiting population growth accurately predicts this, while yours says it's not a thing; but my model is inadequate because the limiting impacts are not direct enough. I don't understand what, specifically, happens to your life as the economy tightens. I don't get why people suddenly realize more kids would lower their standard of living by causing a major upset in the economy when kids *always* lower your standard of living.

      Maybe the answer is they don't. Maybe population expands into scarcity, and the downward pressure causes recognition: we're always slightly overdrawn, pushing against the cork in the bottle, so we stop moving when it jams up and we flood forward when it pops out of the way. That's conjecture; I simply don't know.

      Over and over, we've seen in country after country, that when the standard of living goes up, the birth rate drops. All this hysteria over overpopulation with reduction of aging is completely irrational.

      The population of the Earth was 1.8 billion in 1920 and 1.9 billion in 1924; it was 2 billion in 1930, when running water was popularized. In 1940, it would be 2.1 billion... but the standard-of-living increase of running water, the wide access to refrigerators (first introduced in 1920s, rapidly expanding market in 1930, with freezers popular in 1940!), and the improvements in food production (Green Revolution starting around 1920) all contributed to a rise in population from 2.1 billion to 2.4 billion. The population growth rate after 1940 dropped back to .1 billion per 10 years.

      I've noticed a lot of people consider "standard of living" as relative: more people are middle class, thus higher standard-of-living. They discount the total movement of wealth. Even economists don't have an explanation for this; I've been rewriting macroeconomics to discuss capability and total wealth instead of value, because modern economics is all designed to figure out the correct price of a product and the real income rather than the capabilities of an economy to support a particular type of civilization (i.e. standard of living--what technology, population growth, welfare, etc. is actually physically possible?). That's just the usual major paradigm upheaval: not a huge change, but a fundamental one, solving the same problem with the same tools in a different manner; it's not that 99% of modern economics is wrong, but rather that they're simply looking at it the wrong way.

      We've come a long way from spending 20 hours per week to acquire food for every 1 person; now 2% of the population does that work--around 25 hours PER YEAR per each 1 person--and the rest of us build space ships and iPhones.

    37. Re:Do not WANT. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      It's not so much my plan--it's a well-developed plan and I have problems with people doing ad-hoc, zero-information bullshit by pulling numbers out of the air and crying about ideals that don't line up with reality, but that's a different problem--as that the basic motivation is not the same.

      I'm trying to create an efficient economic system that provides stability, increases employment, and eliminates homelessness and hunger. Wealth grows more quickly, taxes on the working class can decrease over time, the cost of products become cheaper because the cost of labor drops, the laborers have more buying power and can buy more products, and we can take bigger risks and move more rapidly into higher technology thanks to market stability and the lower cost of each risk investment.

      Other people say, "Oh, we need to save the poor, end hunger, stop homelessness!"

      You show them my plan, and they squint and say: "Wait a minute... this doesn't PUNISH THE RICH!"

      They look at it and they say, "You just give money to people? ... what if they're lazy? MY TAX DOLLARS SHOULDN'T FUND THE LAZY!"

      They're not concerned with helping anyone, as much as they cry about injustices of the world and all the poor, starving children; they're concerned with inflicting pain on people they don't like.

      I was lied to. The entire human species lied to me.

      This is not a bill, but it's a description. The next 2 posts have graphs and charts analyzing impact; that huge fucking behemoth of text is informational, but not particularly approachable. Graphics really do make the topic easier to parse and understand. If you're curious, there you go.

    38. Re:Do not WANT. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The longer lifetimes we already enjoy have resulted in social changes that have been absorbed over the years.

      You seem to be suffering from a misunderstanding of what "average" means. You're referencing the common knowledge that the average life expectancy in ages past was about forty years. But that's an average of all people. Very large numbers of children died before age five. The vast majority of people who made it through the gauntlet of a childhood surrounded by filth, sewage, and disease actually lived to same ages that we do today.

      Yes, but the vast majority of adults also lived surrounded by filth, sewage and disease. If you were an agricultural labourer living hand to mouth, a broken arm or leg would probably mean you starved to death. A modest cut could easily lead to blood poisoning. And so on. Plus, doing hard manual labour for twelve hours a day, six days a week, year after year takes its toll on its own.

      If you're a peasant farmer in a poor country in 2015 your life expectancy is much lower than if you live in a rich Western country.

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    39. Re:Do not WANT. by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      On a scale of 1 to 10, how happy do you suppose Richard Dawkins is?

    40. Re: Do not WANT. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Are you another one of these idiots who thinks that immortality means never dying? Here's a clue: this isn't like being a vampire. Heck even vampires die when people stake them. Ending aging just means no more age-related diseases or limited lifespans. You'll still die just as easily from car wrecks, plane crashes, and terrorist bullets. The other thing that'll go way up is suicides (people getting tired of living), along with accidents from recklessness: after 100-200 years, people won't be that afraid about pursuing dangerous sports like rock climbing.

    41. Re:Do not WANT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you think that if you do not age than people may want to wait until they are 200-500 years old to have children? you know when they are "ready", and not hurried by aging.

    42. Re:Do not WANT. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Rich people buy nannies, pay for private tutoring, hire maids, and simply buy off all that inconvenient shit with their mega-billions

      Multi-millionaires may be able to afford that. Middle-class (and upper middle class) people can't. This isn't India where servants are dirt-cheap.

      During growth periods in the US, we had baby booms--sharp upticks in population growth. My model of economic scarcity limiting population growth accurately predicts this, while yours says it's not a thing; but my model is inadequate because the limiting impacts are not direct enough. I don't understand what, specifically, happens to your life as the economy tightens. I don't get why people suddenly realize more kids would lower their standard of living by causing a major upset in the economy when kids *always* lower your standard of living.

      You're not accounting for changes in culture and values. People are much less religious now, and even mega-rich people have to spend some time with their kids, or else why bother having them? You're also missing what a pain it is to carry a child to term, and what a health risk it is. Back in the "old days", this wasn't an issue so much, as women saw it as their duty, and didn't have that much say in things anyway, plus reliable contraception didn't exist. Now if a woman doesn't want more than 1 kid, she's not going to.

      Basically, you're trying to apply a model that accounts for far, far too few variables.

      We've come a long way from spending 20 hours per week to acquire food for every 1 person; now 2% of the population does that work--around 25 hours PER YEAR per each 1 person--and the rest of us build space ships and iPhones.

      What's the difference? The people building iPhones and such still have to toil away at work all day long. It's better in that they're not out in the fields doing back-breaking work, but instead (at least the people in this country who design them, not the people in China who physically build them) sit in offices (oh excuse me, "open plan work areas") at computers, but still, it's not like they have tons of free time since they're not growing food.

    43. Re:Do not WANT. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Multi-millionaires may be able to afford that. Middle-class (and upper middle class) people can't. This isn't India where servants are dirt-cheap.

      The point is most multi-millionaires don't actually have 40 kids. They have 2 or 3. It's not a huge hardship for a multi-millionaire to have 40 kids, which is what you claimed about the middle class. Even most middle-class families can handle more kids than they have without an appreciable reduction in their individual standard-of-living; the additional population strain would reduce total standard-of-living, which would feed back and probably make those same families poor, but that's not rationally considered by the people not breeding.

      That means there's no obvious mechanism, in this small view of the model, which accounts for the population limit. I don't know what sentiment causes population growth to slow at the appropriate time; I know why it's the appropriate time, and why population grows when scarcity is lifted, but not how everyone gets the message and adjusts the population appropriately.

      You're not accounting for changes in culture and values. People are much less religious now, and even mega-rich people have to spend some time with their kids, or else why bother having them? You're also missing what a pain it is to carry a child to term, and what a health risk it is.

      Except these booms and dips have cycled based wholly on economic conditions, rather than steadily sliding with the cultural condition. We're not looking at a cycle of atheism, religious revival, atheism, religious revival.

      In other words: what you cite here doesn't correlate *at* *all* with the long-term behavior. That's no surprise: you're using the same sort of post-hoc-ergo-propter-hoc logic coupled with a short view and cherry picking that everyone uses; the argument is obvious, as is its high probability of invalidity.

      What's the difference? The people building iPhones and such still have to toil away at work all day long.

      The difference is they ride a bus home instead of walking, they have a stove in their home that costs pennies (or seconds of labor wage) to operate, they have refrigeration and the benefits thereof, they have climate-controlled living space, they have 8 changes of clothes, they have mechanical washing machines or access to $1.50 laundromats (instead of spending 14 hours on Saturday washing clothes), they have running water, they have glass windows instead of paper soaked in animal fat, they have OTC cold medication, they have supermarkets, they have television, they have Internet access, and the greatest proportion of them (the middle class) have their own cars and smart phones and FitBit dongles attached to their arms.

      They don't spend any more time making things; they just magically make more things. Instead of spending 8 hours per person making food for one person, they spend 8 hours making food, clothing, soap, hospitals, television, recorded music,electric lighting, running water, cars, jet planes, and space ships.

      With all the additional, non-necessary productivity, we can afford to siphon some. That means instead of having enough to feed 100 people and if 98 find food and the other 2 come up empty, well, those 2 can starve... we have 100 people capable of producing enough to feed 1,000 people, so we produce enough to feed 100 people and everyone eats. Those few people who can't support themselves? We can carry them. As we improve productivity, we can carry them more trivially--the cost to us falls, and we hardly even notice what little we divert to the unfortunate. Suddenly, welfare is possible.

      Historically, work days ranged 10-16 hours for up to 6 days per week--a maximum of almost 100-hour work weeks. French workers got a 12-hour work day around 1850; at the same time, England passed laws limiting the working hours of women and children to 10 hours. Before that, in 1933, England had passed a law l

    44. Re:Do not WANT. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Ok, after all that rambling, I still don't see your point here.

    45. Re:Do not WANT. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Then you're not looking; you're only searching for a reason to disagree.

      The world isn't a simple place as you want it.

    46. Re:Do not WANT. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You should take your own advice. You're the one who's saying that rich people should have tons of kids like the Duggars and then wondering why they aren't.

    47. Re:Do not WANT. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying they should; I'm saying there's no economic pressure on them not to. There isn't a noose around their necks; if they have 1000 kids, it's some minimum-wage worker who starves. What stops them?

      If I put a gun to some starving Etheopean's head without telling you, will you still post stupid shit, even though he'll get his head blown off? Or will that stop you from posting idiocy, not knowing that some anonymous African will die when you hit submit?

    48. Re:Do not WANT. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying they should; I'm saying there's no economic pressure on them not to. There isn't a noose around their necks; if they have 1000 kids, it's some minimum-wage worker who starves. What stops them?

      Um, didn't I already go over this earlier? It's pretty simple: why should they want to? You seem to be assuming that everyone has some kind of biological drive to produce as many children as they possibly can, subject to physical restraints (how much resources you have to devote to them). Obviously, that's a faulty assumption. There's more to life than having kids. Most people, when not under any kind of economic pressure, might have one or two, or even 3 or 4, but once they've got it out of their system they don't want any more. Go talk to some 40-something parents and ask them if they'd have more kids if money wasn't a factor. Most of them don't want any more; they already raised one or two and they're done. And most people who haven't had any by that age never really wanted any to being with.

      If I put a gun to some starving Etheopean's head without telling you, will you still post stupid shit, even though he'll get his head blown off? Or will that stop you from posting idiocy, not knowing that some anonymous African will die when you hit submit?

      WTF is that supposed to mean? Now you're just being insane.

  5. Triump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Oh great, now Trump is going to live forever.Thank you, Science.

    1. Re:Triump by NEDHead · · Score: 0

      Not really a problem - he is already brain dead

    2. Re:Triump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alas, that has never kept anyone from attaining a position of great power.

    3. Re:Triump by zlives · · Score: 1

      but retains the power to
      "fire you"
      if he did live forever... would his chances for being elected be higher or lower i wonder.

  6. 5 years? by Flavianoep · · Score: 2

    Toot late! I will be already old in five years.

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    1. Re:5 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll still be in my thirties. Perfect!

      I get the benefit of not too much back pain, and the benefit of not looking like a clueless twenty-something!

    2. Re:5 years? by zlives · · Score: 1

      i am sure the therapy can reverse looking old as well :)
      at least thats what i am hoping.

    3. Re:5 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not that bad for you. As more and more youngsters will be, to support you and pay your pension.

    4. Re:5 years? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      5 years? I'm old now, you insensitive clod!

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  7. Bullshit by ferespo · · Score: 2

    Aging is one of the main drivers for many incurable diseases like Alzheimer, Parkinson but anyway I find it difficult to "cure" aging before solving riddles like cancer.

    1. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Relax, dude. Nobody said anything about living forever.

    2. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't say that no progress has been made: http://www.nature.com/news/ageing-research-blood-to-blood-1.16762

      Sure it's not in humans, but testing on animals seems somewhat preferable, no? Church's lab is enormous by academic standards, with over 100 post-docs pumping out high impact publications. The guy's brilliant and while some of his bluster is likely PR/grant related, he's certainly right in that it's an amazing time in biology (non-biologist speaking who has friends working in Church's lab).

    3. Re:Bullshit by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 1

      So far, medical science has done essentially nothing whatsoever to stop ageing from killing us. Instead, current medicine stops us dying prematurely of other causes. I see no reason at all to think we're just going 'solve' ageing overnight, as the professor seems to think.

      More specifically, medicine has been able to extend life on average by reducing death from causes other than aging, but it hasn't been able to increase maximum life span.

      These things tend to improve incrementally, and if we're lucky, medical science may soon take the first step in combating ageing.

      But, see, the fascinating thing about aging is that life span has not improved incrementally, despite numerous medical advances. That suggests that human life span is not simply determined by the accumulation of a lot of other causes of death, but actually primarily genetically determined through a small number of mechanisms (and there are some good ideas of what those are are). That's why there is at least some reason for optimism that life span can be increased through gene editing.

      When people say that they may be able to "stop aging" through gene editing, that doesn't mean that everybody instantly becomes immortal, it means that we can then address aging in the way you imagine: as a large number of incremental medical improvements, addressing all the other things that can go wrong besides the genetically determined life span. But until we address aging, other medical advances will become ineffective in terms of extending human life.

    4. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agree that the professor seems aggressively optimistic, it is worth noting that the CRISPR technology is one of those paradigm-shifting technologies that make it hard to predict the future, and the lack of advances in the past doesn't really apply here, because it is such a departure from past technologies.

    5. Re:Bullshit by mothlos · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So far, medical science has done essentially nothing whatsoever to stop ageing from killing us. Instead, current medicine stops us dying prematurely of other causes.

      This is in no small part due to a moving of the goal-posts. Medicine has done quite a bit to address many problems with aging. People are able to live much longer lives despite the aging of the cardio-vascular system. As medicine has improved in these areas, the bits that they are good at have their own names and are removed from the 'aging' bucket. Now, with those items removed, 'aging' is only left with things that medicine hasn't yet figured out.

      I see no reason at all to think we're just going 'solve' ageing overnight, as the professor seems to think.

      Admittedly, the claim being made here is rather optimistic, but it isn't entirely without merit. There is an open question about how difficult the aging problem really is. Aging *could* be surprisingly simple, with just a few genes needing to be tweaked to stop chemical timers that kill cells and inhibit healing. We have many examples of creatures which effectively don't age or even reverse aging during certain events, so we may just need to find analogues in humans, turn them on, and bam, we stop aging. It could be that the only reason we haven't done this previously is we didn't have the right tools for analyzing and altering genes until the last decade or so.

      Of course, we probably don't have enough information to know how difficult a problem aging is going to be. Even if this claim is accurate, it is likely that anything it creates will just uncover new problems which will, in turn, need addressing. On the other hand, we thought that gastric ulcers were a hard problem and when a researcher suggested that treatment for most could be as simple as taking a course of antibiotics, he was laughed out of the room.

    6. Re:Bullshit by Biologist · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. We don't even know what aging really is. Shorter telomeres? Insulin insensitivity? We can't even regrow hair at this point. We definitely know some (I repeat, some) of the underlying causes of male pattern balding, but we can't overcome it entirely.

    7. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So by your law, poor professor Church has only five years left to live without gene editing. And in five years he climbs into the Crispr machine, psychedelic music, flashes and hissing steam, and becomes a baby again.

    8. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. We can't even cure the common cold. If someone could, they would. There would be billions of dollars to be made for the first person who can cure a cold. But we can't. I think geneticists think way too highly of themselves.

    9. Re:Bullshit by DarkOx · · Score: 2

      This is in no small part due to a moving of the goal-posts.

      No it isn't moving the goal posts. Unless you are literal believer in the story of Methuselah, we have never observed any human living longer than 125 years or so. Plenty of people have lived into their 100s before most of what we consider modern medicine was available. They just had to be incredibly lucky to live that long without something else coming along to kill them first.

      Now more and more people are living to that age, they don't have to be as lucky because many of the things that would have killed them, modern median can now treat. Yet even people who spent most of their lives 'living clean' and have access to the best care still tend to expire between 80-115. They just keel over at some point or don't wake up one morning.

      It may be that are some genetic switches to throw turn off the expiration date. That would not surprise me. It seems to me evolution might very well have selected for the ability to live long enough to help care for a grand generation or two but mostly for us to die off before we are total invalids who would only consume resources from the herd rather than contribute.

      As you say we are likely to discover more problems that need to be solved even if we can do this. Cancer is a perfect example it was not a major cause of death until we were able to cure the things that killed most folks before they'd lived long enough to die of common cancers. So here is the question: if you can give me some gene therapy that will prevent me from just sorta shutting down in my middle 90s, as so many of my relatives have great, but how does that mean I die ultimately. Does it mean I am going stroke out or something. Does it mean I am going to live for years with conditions that are debilitating? Is that even what I want.

      I have a 97 year old grandfather. He is nearly blind and getting near to deaf every day. He still has his wits though and enough physical strength and stamina to get around for the most part. He will tell you that he has no wish to die but is very frustrated that his body will no longer let him do the things his mind wants to do. He therefor has told us not to take any steps to extend his life if something happens. He can't see well enough to read a large print book. It takes a great deal of fiddling and tinker with hearing devices for him to be able to catch most words of an audio book, setting up those things are also hard for him because he can't see them well. He can't go on walks much beyond the yard of his cottage, not because he lacks the physique but because he can't see the path and has to stick to places he knows by memory and can count on not changing. He has lived a long full life, mostly in excellent health. Now that that is slipping away as far as he is concerned about it, he is just sorta 'done'.

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    10. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      medicine has been able to extend life on average by reducing death from causes other than aging

      The one thing you have to consider is that "death due to aging" is somewhat of a moving goalpost, due in part to medical advances.

      Several hundred years ago, having an seventy-year-old clutch his chest and fall over dead or an eighty-year-old becoming incoherent and then dying shortly afterwards would be considered to be "dying of old age". Today we'd lump those in the "heart attack" and "stroke" categories, respectively. It isn't like there's some kind of expiration date written on humans' heels, where when you reach that age you body says "X years? Okay, I'm shutting down now."

      There are certainly elderly people who die of unknown causes, and whose listed cause of death is "old age", but one can argue that's due to lack of knowledge about the true underlying cause. There's every likelihood that with further study will discover something like "oh, the elderly are susceptible to Wilson-Cuddy syndrome, which causes sudden organ failure when untreated, but can be managed with X, Y, and Z" pushing up the age of death.

      life span has not improved incrementally, despite numerous medical advances

      Baloney. See the graph in this article. Notice the trend in the ages of the oldest person on earth (ignore Jeanne Calment). Since 1960 it's increased from around 110 to around 116. The maximum lifespan *is* increasing, but it's doing it slowly.

    11. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      funding something something gene editing.

    12. Re:Bullshit by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is in no small part due to a moving of the goal-posts.

      No it isn't moving the goal posts.

      It depends on what you think the "goal posts" are. I would argue that the opposite of "aging" isn't "living forever." It's, well, NOT AGING.

      What is "aging"? Most of it associate it with the kind of stuff you and GP both bring up, i.e., gradual degradation in various parts of the body and mind. One can cure "aging" partially by reducing that sort of degradation.

      Unless you are literal believer in the story of Methuselah, we have never observed any human living longer than 125 years or so. Plenty of people have lived into their 100s before most of what we consider modern medicine was available. They just had to be incredibly lucky to live that long without something else coming along to kill them first.

      Again, stopping aging is a separate issue from life extension. Suppose you had a car whose engine was just going to die around 200,000 miles no matter what -- it was just part of the design. But the other parts would gradually degrade, meaning that the best part of the lifespan of the car was the first 50,000 miles, followed by random repairs and problems for the next 50,000, and at that point you'd be better off just selling the car because after 100,000 miles the thing just required repair after repair to just keep it going. The engine was still good, but it had "aged" and become useless.

      But what if you could "cure" that aging for all the other car parts and have a car that ran great for all 200,000 miles of the engine's lifespan? I think almost everyone would agree that that would be fantastic and would be a significant advance in "reducing the aging" of the vehicle. Even though it completely "died" at the same time, curing "aging" is still a significant improvement and benefit.

      And in that sense, we ARE moving the goalposts, because many of those traditional elements of aging can be delayed or halted for a while -- which allows more and more people to make use of those "extra miles" getting up toward 100 years.

      So here is the question: if you can give me some gene therapy that will prevent me from just sorta shutting down in my middle 90s, as so many of my relatives have great, but how does that mean I die ultimately. Does it mean I am going stroke out or something. Does it mean I am going to live for years with conditions that are debilitating? Is that even what I want.

      Again, you're confusing aging with life extension. The very definition of "curing aging" has to do with keeping you in a state where you aren't debilitated by the problems of "old age." If you just extend life, you haven't actually cured aging.

      For my own anecdote, the sister of one of my great-grandparents lived to 106. I remember going to visit her when she was 102 and finding her in the garden vigorously digging and turning over the soil. Even when she was 100 years old, she probably looked (and apparently felt) like somebody who was typically 70 or 75, maybe younger.

      Figuring out how to do THAT sort of thing would actually be working toward a cure for aging. Personally, I don't know whether I'd want to live much more than 100 years (if that). But if you told me I could live those full 100 years in great health, I'd commend you for curing aging and raise a toast to you.

      The people seeking immortality are the crazier ones. The ones who just want to stop aging are pursuing a more useful goal.

    13. Re:Bullshit by malditaenvidia · · Score: 1

      You bring up an interesting point. Why aren't rich people sponsoring the cure for male pattern baldness?

    14. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I believe the argument is CRISPR gene editing, hand waving, and a flowchart dominated by a box that says 'A miracle happens here'!

      Most of these doofusses think that mouthing a snappy acronym, lots of enthusiastic exposition about the nifty achievements and capabilities that they now have (in relation to prior times, techniques, and paradigms), and a dismissive characterization of previous efforts as 'being in the Dark Ages'.

      All of which ignores the multi-millennia long arc of history and endless attempts at eternal life, all of which failed miserably and usually shortened the lives of those they experimented on. Furthermore many of those working the problem had far, far more money, power and resources than the good Dr. Church. Oh I know, none of that matters, 'Dark Ages' again, right?

      The best part is, in being wrong, Dr. Church will simply recede into history as another of the misguided souls who thought they had The Answer. Dr. Church becomes part of the Dark Ages he dismissed in others, falling victim to the same pride, vanity, and failure to learn the lessons of history. And seeing as his error is conventional, he will be given a pass for his foolishness. He won't even be memorable in failure.

      Note that I'm not dissing Dr. Church's career or actual accomplishments. Just his shallow predictions of 'it's all an easy downhill ride from here!'

    15. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Admittedly, the claim being made here is rather optimistic, but it isn't entirely without merit.

      Back in the 1980's when personal computers first started becoming available there was a sense that this was something that was going to change the world. And it did. These days I do pretty much all of my work in front a computer and I rely on the internet for everything from scientific information to entertainment.

      But, back in the 1980's, people weren't talking about a future of Wikipedia, and Google and YouTube. People were talking about "Artificial Intelligence". What if a personal computer could become self-aware?

      Nowadays, it's clear that personal genome sequencing, and editing with CRISPR, will be one of the biggest revolutions in the history of medicine. But predicting that this revolution will cure aging is like predicting that a 1980's personal computer would become self-aware.

      There is an open question about how difficult the aging problem really is. Aging *could* be surprisingly simple, with just a few genes needing to be tweaked to stop chemical timers that kill cells and inhibit healing.

      No. We (i.e. scientists in the field) already know enough about the aging process to know beyond any doubt that aging is an incredibly complex process that will not be stopped by tweaking a few genes. Can we increase the average life span? Absolutely yes. For example, every year new, more effective, drugs for treating cancer become available. We should absolutely expect fewer and fewer people to be dying of things like cancer and heart disease in their 50's and 60's.

      But can we completely stop the aging process any time soon? Absolutely not. Eventually it will be possible to design an entirely new species that looks and acts superficially human but that has a very long life span - hundreds or even thousands of years. And we, the human species, may choose to voluntarily go extinct and replace ourselves with this new superior species. But, by that time, it will most likely also be possible to transfer our consciousness to virtual environments inside powerful computers. So biological existence will no longer be necessary.

    16. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cancer emerged because we simply eliminated other causes of death. This technology will stop aging and also all associated diseases of aging including cancer, AD and Parkinsons. The things we will have to watch out for are the same things that any 25yo has to watch out for because that is the sort of bodily age we will experience.

      As for your grandfather, I think there is a good chance that if he is still alive in 5 years and this technique is available and considered reasonably safe (admittedly doubtful) that he would be up for the treatment. He could rejuvenate and be like a 25yo and then do all those things he can't do now. I suspect it will be the same with many others who are currently forced to be accepting of their imminent death.

    17. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are already quite a few organisms in the wild that are biologically immortal, as far as we can tell. They may not be nearly as complex as humans, but examples exist in the wild, and we just need to figure it out and adjust to ourselves. Nothing we haven't done before in other places where we improved on nature.

    18. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point about 'stopping ageing' vs. 'life extension'.

      If I only lived to 70 but looked and felt like a 20 year-old for the latter 50 then that would be stopping ageing!

      p.s. Automotive analogies suck

    19. Re:Bullshit by BobSutan · · Score: 1

      > So far, medical science has done essentially nothing whatsoever to stop ageing from killing us.

      That's just not true. There's a lot of longevity research ongoing and has been for years. It's only recently we're starting to see it pay dividends is all. Case in point, a pharmaceutical approach will see the light of day to slow aging with clinical _human trials_ starting next year! They hope a 120 year lifespans will become commonplace with some outliers living as long as 150-160 years old.

      Stopping aging outright as the article claims is probably pretty far off, but to say nothing whatsoever is being done to extend human longevity is factually incorrect.

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    20. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true, medicine was able to increase lifespans as much as 8x times for some small organisms (some sort of worm I think). They just haven't figured out how to do it for humans YET.

      Also note that there are quite a few organisms in nature that are effectively biologically immortal (do not age past certain point), so it is not like it is impossible, just complicated since not many organisms managed it.

    21. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It very well could extend life though, because the younger body is better able to heal itself, where an older one is not as capable. thus if your body stays young virtually forever, then people would almost certainly live longer.

    22. Re:Bullshit by Wootery · · Score: 1

      Since 1960 it's increased from around 110 to around 116. The maximum lifespan *is* increasing, but it's doing it slowly.

      But we'd expect to see this happen even with a complete stall of progress in medical science, simply because population is increasing.

      Think bell-curve. With a greater population, we expect the 'farthest outliers' in the population to be farther from the mean.

  8. Bill Gates by invid · · Score: 1

    Thirty years from now we'll read about Bill Gates dying of old age. Then, days later, all his money will be given to a mysterious heir who looks just like he did when he was twenty years old.

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    1. Re:Bill Gates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will this treatment reverse aging, or just stop it?

    2. Re:Bill Gates by zlives · · Score: 1

      why not keep living and avoid the death tax

    3. Re:Bill Gates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then, days later, all his money will be given to a mysterious heir who looks just like he did when he was twenty years old.

      Then clearly he is doing it wrong ;-)

    4. Re:Bill Gates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh that's just Bob Gates, the uhhh, Son he realized he had very late in life...

  9. use it for space travel! by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    use it for space travel!

    1. Re:use it for space travel! by binarylarry · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And rich people!

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    2. Re: use it for space travel! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rich people 3D printed in space!

    3. Re:use it for space travel! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, this is inevitable, this is how we span space and this is how we survive as a species.

    4. Re:use it for space travel! by wasteoid · · Score: 1

      Send all the rich people into space!

    5. Re:use it for space travel! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Send all the rich people into space!

      Also lawyers and politicians. Let us not forget marketing industry.

    6. Re:use it for space travel! by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      use it for space travel!

      Curing aging won't cure boredom. Would you really want to spend hundreds of years cooped up in a small tin can?

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  10. Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it eerie that, for the past seven or eight years, I've thought now and then, that if I were going to stop aging, I'd like to stop aging at 35. That's five years from now.

    1. Re:Huh by Pseudonymous+Powers · · Score: 1

      If I were going to stop aging, I'd like to stop aging at 35.

      "You sure you wouldn't prefer to be, like, 20 again?"

      "No, thanks, 35 for me. I like my bald spot, graying temples, hairy back, incipient presbyopia, and pot belly just fine."

      "Uh... look, sir, I'll level with you. This treatment can only take you back to early adulthood. You don't get to pick a particular age or anything."

      "Oh, in that case, never mind, I don't want it."

  11. Good Bye SSA & the US Economy by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    Longer living people in retirement will doom the economics that the whole country requires to operate. The existing Social Security system is already insolvent actuarially. A "Cure for Aging" would just make it collapse sooner.

    To maintain the economics of US society, it would become mandatory to work until you are 85 or 90 years old.

    1. Re:Good Bye SSA & the US Economy by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Our problem isn't that people get older. That could be fixed by letting people work longer. Our problem is that people get older but do not age in a healthy way. Yes, people to their 80s routinely today. But more and more of them are by no means able to do any meaningful work anymore by the time they hit 60. You can't have people work 'til they're 80 because they are in no condition anymore to do any sensible work long before they even get close to 80.

      THAT is the problem. If we can age AND stay healthy, all we have to solve is simply how we get more jobs, which would probably be easy to solve with more people being able to enjoy an active lifestyle.

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    2. Re:Good Bye SSA & the US Economy by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      Yep, this would certainly have the potential to be the most disruptive technology ever... if it comes to pass it will certainly have the potential to topple the status quo...

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    3. Re:Good Bye SSA & the US Economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People living longer means longer to reach retirement, it doesn't mean longer retirement.

    4. Re: Good Bye SSA & the US Economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it means a new way of doing things. It means, for example, you work for a while, 'retire' for a while, and go back to work when the money runs low. Repeat cycle, including getting retrained in something totally different if you want.

      It would mean freedom from this 'work hard and fail to fund your own retirement' nonsense that our economy is fraudulently built on today (Despite propaganda to the contrary from the anti government crowd, It's mathematically impossible for most people to do)

    5. Re:Good Bye SSA & the US Economy by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      To maintain the economics of US society, it would become mandatory to work until you are 85 or 90 years old.

      Why stop at 90? Eternal life means eternal life, you're not going to get to a stopping point.

      What pisses me off BTW is that this treatment will end up being mandatory. You're not going to get a choice, because if you refuse it it means you must want to die, and that - according to psychiatrists - means you're mentally ill.

      I cannot imagine a greater hell than having to live forever. And yeah, I'm aware a huge number of people will go "Hey, what?!" in disbelief - I recall a Jehovah's witness collegue of mine telling me how he planned to live forever because of some wierd trick (heh) his religion allows him, and him being in utter shock when I said it sounds horrible, but... life should end. It should end peacefully and, within reason, predictably. I don't want to live forever. Let me die.

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    6. Re:Good Bye SSA & the US Economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The existing Social Security system is already insolvent actuarially.

      No it's not. SS has lots of money in the bank right now. (Long-term, things are not rosy, however.)

      A question for those who rant about the Federal spending and debt: "Who is the largest holder of our national debt?" (Answer: SS. If they can't answer that, tell them to STFU about things they know nothing about.) Another good question: How did that come about? (Over-collection of SS taxes financed the Reagan tax cut: A 50% cut in taxes on the rich, capital gains, was financed by increasing SS taxes above then current SS expenditures and then borrowing those excess funds.)

    7. Re:Good Bye SSA & the US Economy by overshoot · · Score: 1

      But more and more of them are by no means able to do any meaningful work anymore by the time they hit 60.

      Say what? Look, I've been defending retirement at 65 for a long time because there are too many jobs (think roofers and miners) that are too physically demanding to keep up. On the other hand, I have professors who are past 70 and still scary sharp. One who gets around with a walker but can reason rings around people half his age in his field (materials physics.)

      The thing is, it depends

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    8. Re:Good Bye SSA & the US Economy by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

      If we were a rational society the age to receive social security would have already been raised to 70 or 72,

      This Kurzweilian future shows that Social Security should not be the ponzi scheme it is now but instead be pooled individual retirement accounts.

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    9. Re:Good Bye SSA & the US Economy by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Oh geez, how stupid. You don't think they'd simply alter the Social Security system to phase it out or change it to deal with the new reality? They'd probably just phase it out and pay out for everyone that's paid in if full immortality were achieved.

      And if you're immortal, why *wouldn't* you want to keep working? You wouldn't get tired by old age, so you'd work and save up your money, then take some years off to do something else (like maybe raise a child, without having to juggle family and work), then go back to work for a while, or go back to school for something different, then start out a new career, etc. The whole idea of working to a certain age, then retiring and sitting on your porch waiting to die would go away.

    10. Re:Good Bye SSA & the US Economy by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I cannot imagine a greater hell than having to live forever.

      Oh please. People are still going to get killed in all kinds of ways, mainly accidents and murder. Those things are never going to end. No one's going to live forever, they're just not going to get old any more and die of age-related disease. They're still going to get hit by buses, or get shot by deranged religious lunatics.

    11. Re:Good Bye SSA & the US Economy by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      Scares me how you value a welfare program OVER the lives of the people it was supposed to help.

    12. Re:Good Bye SSA & the US Economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What pisses me off BTW is that this treatment will end up being mandatory.

      No it won't. Once all of you guys die of old age, the debate as to whether it's better to live or die will have been settled by popular vote :)

    13. Re:Good Bye SSA & the US Economy by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      There will just be a new status quo. Nothing will change except for the names of the problems.

    14. Re:Good Bye SSA & the US Economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's one of the secrets - stay active. Mentally AND physically.

      You got people with all sorts of body damage (age and accident) doing things like Ironman at 80. I'm approaching 50 and I literally commute 80+kms on a bike a day. My parents are still working at 70+ (becuase they want to)

      Oh and you know what kills more people than cancer? Retirement. When you stop and sit on your ass, your condition mentally and physically crashes.

    15. Re:Good Bye SSA & the US Economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cannot imagine a greater hell than having to live forever.

      Your life probably sucks, how about you stop complaining about everything and do something to improve it?

      Don't like neighbours => move to another place.
      Don't like TV show => change channel.
      Fat and Tired => do some exercises and stop eating junk foods.
      Have no money => work and stop wasting your money needlessly (buying expensive (for you) cars, smoking, drinking alcohol, using taxis to get around, eat in cafes and restaurants, paying for 10 cables, taking needless credits, and so on, there are thousands ways to save money, I will be surprised if anyone use them all).

  12. Bullshit by Wootery · · Score: 3, Informative

    Conveniently in time to enable the professor to live forever, right?

    Bullshit. There's even a name for this idiocy: the Maes–Garreau law.

    So far, medical science has done essentially nothing whatsoever to stop ageing from killing us. Instead, current medicine stops us dying prematurely of other causes. I see no reason at all to think we're just going 'solve' ageing overnight, as the professor seems to think.

    The entire argument seems to be something something gene editing. Not good enough.

    These things tend to improve incrementally, and if we're lucky, medical science may soon take the first step in combating ageing.

  13. If it is possible... by wjcofkc · · Score: 1

    Then it will happen eventually. Humans are just that persistent. If this is flat out not possible, then it just won't happen. Either way we will rightfully scoff at any such radical claim until it is demonstrated to work and is proven safe. If it is possible, I would not mind if this really is it.

    As it stands my own continued existence is a product of gene therapy, and it's not even entirely human DNA. This being such a radical treatment, it was the sort of thing we all scoffed at before it was demonstrated to work, albeit not entirely safely. This is only increasingly become the norm. The science we are dealing with is advancing faster than we can keep up with. At some point very soon, we may just have to hit the brakes on genetic manipulation so that we can catch up with what we have created.

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    1. Re:If it is possible... by tsqr · · Score: 1

      If this is flat out not possible, then it just won't happen.

      The day is just getting started, but I feel confident in awarding you the prize for Profound Comment of the Day.

      Now, where did I put that medal?

  14. Great by bytesex · · Score: 2

    Just in time so I can go on forever in my flying car.

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    1. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      People might live on forever, but flying-car fuel won't.

  15. And a cure for world overpopulation...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And climate change? Are the visionaries working on those, too?

    1. Re:And a cure for world overpopulation...? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Why? Is there some rich guy interested in that?

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    2. Re:And a cure for world overpopulation...? by Eloking · · Score: 1

      And a cure for world overpopulation

      And climate change? Are the visionaries working on those, too?

      I actually want to start this argument.

      What is the problem with "overpopulation" How do you define it?

      Is a planet overpopulated because we can't produce enough food for everyone? About this, here's a conceptual 21th centory farming tower : http://www.popsci.com/cliff-ku...

      With this, you can produce food for 50k people with a 30 story tower. So, unless I make a huge mistake somewhere, it's untrue that the earth can only produce food for 10 or so billion people.

      Or is it the pollution and the destruction of the nature? I am going to say something really sad here, but will humanity really need nature to survive in the 22th century? A good image is the planet Coruscant from the Star Wars franchise, the planet is one big city, nothing else. Yeah it's sad and I love nature too, but there's tech to remove our dependency of mother nature.

      Or is it the pollution and the global warming? Well, there is something to be worried. But I'm a optimist one. The reason why we are slow to fight global warming is mostly an economical one. But guess what, one of the first city to drown will be New York with a estimated GMP over a trillion dollars. So I think that, soon enough, there'll suddenly a lot more money available to fight global warming (Well, "soon" is a long shot since the sea is rising a few millimetres each years). And I also have faith in new green tech on the way to help us out.

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    3. Re:And a cure for world overpopulation...? by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 1

      I'm well aware that the "overpopulation" myth is BS and that the limits to earth's carrying capacity, if there even are such limits, have yet to be seriously explored. I'd quibble with a couple things though.

      Yes, IMO, we do need "nature," because (a) that is most of what generates much of our oxygen, and (b) it is the most sensible use for much of the land in even a very densely populated world. That some of the most densely populated cities in the world (New York, Paris, Hong Kong, probably others) also find space for beautiful park systems seems to me a strong argument that we need not eliminate "nature" in order to achieve a vastly higher population or population density than we have today.

      The problem of pollution will need to be addressed in a sustainable fashion. A large part of that solution will be technology. The U.S. manufactures almost as much as China today, by some measures more, yet it does so far more cleanly, because today, we can afford cleaner methods of production, while China can't. That is not a function of the number of people there, but simply their as-yet lower level of development. When they are as wealthy as we are, they'll be able to afford to produce more cleanly, and they will.

      I do not believe that humans have much understanding of climate, frankly, much less that they have much influence over it on a global level. Sufficiently large cities, however, do become heat islands. We will have to use technology, and probably energy (hopefully cleanly and sustainably produced) to deal with this, especially in the parts of the world which are already hot and/or humid. Again, increasing development and hence wealth should help. If the global climate does become significantly warmer, some adjustments will be necessary, of course, but it should actually be an overall help to humanity, not a hindrance, because it will open up vast regions in the world to agriculture that cannot be done in those regions today. (It will of course reduce production in some places as well, but the net effect will be not a loss of total land suitable for agriculture but a huge, huge gain.)

      One challenge we will have to tackle: the near-universal human obsession with big governments, nation-states, collectivism, and war. All of those things in their current form are incompatible with life, even life as we know it today, much less the life that could exist on a wealthier, more densely populated, more civilized planet. In fact, IMO, those things constitute the chief impediment to becoming such a world.

  16. Somebody wants to land some grant $$$... by sirwired · · Score: 2

    Not in five years, maybe not in fifty; this is so absurdly over-optimistic, it's not even funny.

    http://xkcd.com/1605/

    We know SO LITTLE about how genes actually function to produce, well, you, the idea that we can, within five years, figure out which genes are "responsible" for aging and turn them off/around is ridiculous. The amount of feedback looping going on, even if we knew which genes produced which raw proteins, is so twisted that even figuring out the protein synthesis process itself requires super-computers, much less figuring out how all those proteins interact with your body.

    We heard all this very same talk when the first Human Genome Project results were released. Please tell me what grand advances that has brought us, other than a few diagnostic tests, and some treatments for a couple rare diseases.

    1. Re:Somebody wants to land some grant $$$... by gweihir · · Score: 1

      I think this is indeed all about grant money.

      What we do know to do with gene-therapy is not even remotely on the level of the sorcerer's apprentice.

      Give this question another 50 years, and maybe we will know a bit more and maybe even be able to make predictions that have some merit.

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    2. Re:Somebody wants to land some grant $$$... by Lennie · · Score: 1

      I actually don't think Google.com home page is all that bad really.

      All you need to do is paste the HTML-/JS-source in http://jsbeautifier.org/

      After that it's a lot more readable.

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    3. Re:Somebody wants to land some grant $$$... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It depends how you look at the Human Genome Project. It was originally estimated that it would take many decades to complete if it could be completed at all. Absurdly optimistic to think it could be done in the time frame that it actually happened.

      We know a lot about the genome and it's functions. There is still a lot more to learn than we have already learnt but the information we do know can be applied now ....if only we had the tools to get them in place....oh wait!! CRISPR does just that.

      So yeah, we will not have become masters but we should know enough to start incremental increases in maximum human lifespan and if we can keep ahead of the curve, we can then live indefinitely.

    4. Re:Somebody wants to land some grant $$$... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also genome is so big that no human can process it manually, it required some serious computation power, which is growing exponentially.

      For example:
      Todays fastest supercomputer is about 13 times faster than the one we had only 5 years ago in 2010, and the one we had in 2010 was 9 times faster than the one we had in 2005, and that one was 39 times faster that the one from 2000, and that one 42 times faster than the one 5 years before it. Therefore in the last 20 years our computation power increased more than 200,000 times, not to mentioning it is accessible to a whole lot more people and much cheaper too.

      Also genome sequencing is getting cheaper and faster, the databases with possible data to analyse are also growing. Therefore you cannot just say, oh look what we done in the last 5 years, we will never achieve much more in the next 5, because in the next 5 we will likely do much more than we done in the last 20.

  17. Five years? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

    Is "in just 5 or 6 years" the universal code for "I have an idea, it doesn't work, but I need to get some PR in the meantime"?

    Because when I see it I mostly think "sure, whatever, tell me about it in 5 years when it actually happens".

    So many things come along and say "in 5 years", and then 5 years later we hear nothing more about it.

    I've taken to assuming that all such claims are pretty much bullshit. Stopping aging in 5 years? Yeah, I'll stick with my assumption this is bullshit too.

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    1. Re:Five years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe everyone went 5 years!!1 Pfffftt. so 5 years later, it has not been able to progress.

  18. Waxing philosophical by Dan+East · · Score: 1

    I was thinking that, in the future, people are going to look back on us, much like we look back at old black and white films and realize that everyone pictured is now dead, and feel sorry for us because we lived before some major breakthrough was made that prolongs life extensively. We will have existed on one side of that technological divide along with billions that have lived and died before us, who were relegated to natural lifespans. They will look back on us and wonder how things may have been if our Einsteins, etc, had lived three for four lifetimes and were still contributing to humanity.

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    1. Re:Waxing philosophical by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      I was thinking that, in the future, people are going to look back on us, much like we look back at old black and white films and realize that everyone pictured is now dead, and feel sorry for us because we lived before some major breakthrough was made that prolongs life extensively.

      While interesting, the concept of becoming ageless comes with some severe baggage.

      Consumption of everything will need to plummet, unless we somehow figure out how to make raw materials out of nothing.

      Population will have to plummet, as will basic fertility rates. Every new human will be a permanent addition. The drive to procreate will need to be heavily suppressed.

      As well, and a sort of undercurrent, there are people in the world who are chronically depressed even with treatment for whom the concept of living almost forever would have to be the 7th circle of hell. I have to imagine that with the very strict population controls, suicide for boredom would have to be acceptable. It might free up some space for another person to have an offspring, so we got that going for us.

      Coupled with people. We live in a world where there are people who go out of their way to make a woman's vagina a clown car, or refuse normal medical treatment in favor of prayer. Gonna have to figure out what to do with them as well.

      Regardless, I have some books from they early 80's like "Prolongevity" Always right around the corner, so don't hold your breath unless you want to pre-free up space for the brave new world where people live almost forever.

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    2. Re:Waxing philosophical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consumption of everything will need to plummet, unless we somehow figure out how to make raw materials out of nothing.

      Give me a fusion reactor and hydrogen [from the ocean] and I'll fix it up to iron for you. From there you figure out your way to heavier elements.

  19. People like Church and Lander are excellent scientists in their specific areas. But they sound incredibly naive when talking about issues outside their area. My recommendation: don't believe the promises that these people are making (like "curing aging" in five years). On the other hand, don't give in to their fears either ("'we' need to go slowly").

    I hope people will work aggressively on gene therapy for aging, human cloning, genetic manipulation of human and animal embryos, and xenotransplantation. I also hope people will do so responsibly and not create disabled human beings or cause animal suffering. And the best way of doing that is for people to talk about ideas freely and take individual responsibility for their actions, and to spread funding widely. The worst thing we can do is to create blanket bans on certain techniques out of irrational fears, or to invest billions of dollars into a few showcase projects over empty promises.

    1. Re:naive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree... the worst thing we can do is cure aging.

      Humans evolved to have a limited lifespan. If humans don't die, they will overpopulate and competition for resources will kill them off en masse.

      Imagine a world where you can't die of old age in your bed. Your only ways out are suicide, starvation, dehydration, murder, accident or disease.

      Not pretty.

  20. For the love of god... by nerdyalien · · Score: 1

    Why do people keep deferring their journey to pearly gates to meet their maker ?

    On a serious note, we have a population crisis!
    That's the root cause for every socio-political problems in our time.

    I'd rather be excited if academics, medical practitioners, politicians and alike embark on an project to legalize "ethical euthanasia".

    1. Re:For the love of god... by Chewbacon · · Score: 1

      There were such people, but then there was denazification in the 1940s.

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    2. Re:For the love of god... by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      If scarce resources are the cause of all the problems, why do most people declare bankruptcy within a year of winning the lottery?

      Access to wealth and resources have nothing to do with it. People are evil and refuse to control themselves.

      Address the evil. Address the lack of self control.

  21. And availablle in 20 or 30 by overshoot · · Score: 1

    It's not like the clinical trials can be run in much less time.

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  22. what if aging was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    partly a functional problem. particles and cells can only rearrange perfectly so many times before changes take place. shifts in cell placement, shifts in particle placement. this is what aging actually is.

    if they're saying you will keep the same cells without those cells ever needing to change much you can maybe fix aging a bit but that's going to be tough.

    we might extend life considerably..

    if we do this then we'll need to figure out where everyone with their new infinite life will live. perhaps we'll get rid of reproduction for a bit or move into space faster?

    we'll probably want to get rid of laws where one single person owns anything because that'd let all the really old people own everything, even though all they did to own it was be born first and get on that land first and say, "this is mine." then they past that ownership down through generations to their offspring and people they designated, which is not really fair to the new borns.

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  23. Won't happen. by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most types of cells are programmed to divide only a certain number of times, and then die. There are ways to defeat this programming, but when those occur, the usual result is not immortality, but death via cancer. Wikipedia has an excellent article on telomeres which are one of the mechanisms by which this process occurs.

    1. Re:Won't happen. by Chewbacon · · Score: 1

      Exactly. My own comment below: something will get you eventually. This does not ensure immortality.

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    2. Re:Won't happen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most types of cells are programmed to divide only a certain number of times, and then die.

      Worst off-by-one error ever!

    3. Re:Won't happen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most types of cells are programmed to divide only a certain number of times, and then die. There are ways to defeat this programming, but when those occur, the usual result is not immortality, but death via cancer. Wikipedia has an excellent article on telomeres which are one of the mechanisms by which this process occurs.

      Some people seam to be pretty resistant to cancer. Also, as far as I understand replication with no telomeres increases probability of cancer if anything because DNA is being trashed (this is arguably much better than being dead). So growing telomeres couldn't be any worse than the alternative. Comparatively out of two organisms at exactly same life stage, one with telomeres should be healthier.

    4. Re:Won't happen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't disagree with you, however if I had to choose between living to 85 via the natural aging processes that go with it, or to 70-80 but in a body and neural state as a 25-30 year old the entire time I personally would pick the latter if I could afford it.

      I think many (probably not all) people would do the same.

    5. Re:Won't happen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But there are organisms in the wild are able to increase length of their telomeres. Surely once we understand how they do it we can apply it to ourselves.

  24. Telomeres by swm · · Score: 2

    From Wikipedia

    A telomere is a region of repetitive nucleotide sequences at each end of a chromosome, which protects the end of the chromosome from deterioration or from fusion with neighboring chromosomes.

    During chromosome replication, the enzymes that duplicate DNA cannot continue their duplication all the way to the end of a chromosome, so in each duplication the end of the chromosome is shortened. The telomeres are disposable buffers at the ends of chromosomes which are truncated during cell division; their presence protects the genes before them on the chromosome from being truncated instead.

    Over time, due to each cell division, the telomere ends become shorter.

    Cells in the germ line (sperm and ova) have an enzyme called telomerase.

    Telomerase lengthens telomeres in DNA strands, thereby allowing senescent cells that would otherwise become postmitotic and undergo apoptosis to exceed the Hayflick limit and become potentially immortal, as is often the case with cancerous cells.

    (emphasis added)

    When cells run out of telomere, they stop dividing. When the body can't make new cells, it ages and dies. If you want to not age, you have to get your somatic cells to produce telomerase. But then, cancer...

    Bacteria avoid this whole problem by having circular chromosomes. No ends, no telomeres, no telomerase. And bacteria are...you know...kind of immortal. They just grow and divide, grow and divide, worlds without end.

  25. SIde effects may include... by GrBear · · Score: 5, Funny

    Side effects may include:

    - Profuse rectal bleeding
    - Projectile vomiting
    - Sterility
    - Excessive Gas
    - Delusions of Grandeur
    - Suicidal Thoughts
    - Death

    1. Re:SIde effects may include... by lazarus · · Score: 2

      If sterility is not a side effect this planet is going to have some really serious issues to contend with.

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    2. Re:SIde effects may include... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Far more importantly, every government position, even unelected ones (at least higher levels, sub political apointee) need to have term limits. Current systems without (e.g. US Congress, Supreme Court) still have the de facto term limit of death to move things along.

      Permanent leadership with no turnover will just end in dictatorship. It can even be seen as a form of it.

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    3. Re:SIde effects may include... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can already see the online review:

      This product killed me by profuse rectal bleeding. Will not buy again.

    4. Re:SIde effects may include... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      If the side effect only "may" include death, then you're already 1up on nature. The rest of the symptoms can be dealt with.

    5. Re:SIde effects may include... by lazy+genes · · Score: 0

      If we eventually find a way to live forever does that mean that we have reached a point of higher intelligence. Maybe we will form a totally different type of government. I believe that human intelligence is equal to its mass and we are increasing it with every new life. Who am I to complain about a form of evolution that is 4 billion years old. I think that every form of government has a specific role in our continued evolution. I like to think of it as cycles. As we grow a better understanding of our environment and surroundings some may realize that earth is a small island in the middle of nowhere. Small islands had the same problems in the past. They change from communism to capitalism and back in order to evolve with a changing environment. Simply put, It may start as a capitalistic society and work well for a long time. The problem is that it takes huge amounts of energy in order to please everyone and eventually it runs out. Then there is a brief period of cannibalism until everyone agrees to not eat each others children and then they start to work together again. The communist government can only last for a short time because of our instinctual behavior and egos that make us think we deserve more than others. Then the cycle starts over again. The bad thing is that we truly live on a small island called earth and we are in the process of running out of energy. It is only when you step out of your ego and observe how life has evolved do you realize that evolution has an agenda.

    6. Re:SIde effects may include... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. Although, if you have rectal bleeding, excessive gas, and projectile vomiting, I don't think sterility will be of issue.

    7. Re:SIde effects may include... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No way, females are born with all the egs they will ever get. In any case consider first world countries. i don't know anyone who would want more than 2-3 kids. I know someone who wanted two but stuck to one because pregnancy was so difficult. So I doubt that when immortality is achieved there will be anyone willing and sane to reproduce like bunnies.

  26. Is there a cure for foolish hyperbole by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 1

    So he's a Harvard Professor must be true, right? Wasn't Ted Kaczynski also a Harvard professor?

    1. Re:Is there a cure for foolish hyperbole by avandesande · · Score: 1

      You have to admit that being a Harvard Professor in genetics gives him slightly more cache then coming from an adjunct at your community college.

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    2. Re:Is there a cure for foolish hyperbole by Major+Blud · · Score: 1

      He graduated from Harvard, but taught at UC Berkeley.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Timothy Leary did teach at Harvard though.....as well as UC Berkeley.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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    3. Re:Is there a cure for foolish hyperbole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to admit that being a Harvard Professor in genetics gives him slightly more cache then coming from an adjunct at your community college.

      I worked at Harvard. There's as big a proportion of idiots there, if not greater, than at a lot of places. However, they're idiots savant - very, very good at one thing, and totally useless at practically everything else. With massive egos.

  27. Just what I've always been afraid of by Joe+Branya · · Score: 1

    My worst nightmare is coming true, that some morning when I'm 75 (in five years), I'll stumble out of bed, make coffee, turn on my computer and discover there's a cure for aging. So I'll get to spend the next 450 years going to the gym with my 75 year-old body and having to deal with a bunch of forever-40s saying to themselves: "Look at him; I'd rather be dead than 75".

    Please Lord, don't make it happen when I'm 85... And I want my erection back! My only consolation is knowing that 20 year-olds will be terrified of being mugged by packs of rich, old bodyswappers. How would you like to be 20 and wake up after a hard night of drinking and flirting with a 75 year-old body? And at least for me this puts a whole new slant on the issue of transgendered rights; after all, I might wind up as a cute, blonde 21 year-old coed... until I get mugged.

    Young people in the gig economy are just getting used to the idea that there is no such thing as lifetime employment. Now they may have to get used to the idea that there is no such thing as a lifetime body.

  28. Um... by EmeraldBot · · Score: 1

    "We have become masters in the art of manipulating genes, but our understanding of their function and interaction is far more limited."

    No we haven't. Human genetic science is still in the very early stages, and we've only begun to understand complex DNAs in a very, very general fashion. In another couple decades, we'll probably still be working away at it. It does rise to an interesting question though; If we learn to alter our DNA, and somehow do make ourselves immortal (which I heavily doubt), would it really be in our best interest? We have problems with population as it is, and at the rate we go, we'd exhaust the remainder of Earth's resources very quickly. Better work on that space technology...

    Also, I wonder if humans were meant to get this far? We evolved from basic primates to this level through millions of years. If you take an intelligent lifeform, is it possible that given enough time, it will always find a way to self-modify itself? Questions we might want to start asking ourselves, because we'll certainly want the protocol figured out before we actually get to immortality...

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    1. Re:Um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, I wonder if humans were meant to get this far? We evolved from basic primates to this level through millions of years.

      Meant by what? Pick a side, if you accept that life occurred with no guiding intent sculpting the improbable events, then nothing meant for any of this, and nothing has any reason to complain. If you suspect that there should be some motive for the creation and progression of life, well, there's a lot of prior discussion about sources of such a motivation, and a lot of the slashdot numbered posters are hostile to the concept of anything being more important than they are.

    2. Re:Um... by Ian+A.+Shill · · Score: 1
      Seriously, fuck "meant". Hold my beer for a second, and watch this...

      Also, I wonder if humans were meant to get this far? We evolved from basic primates to this level through millions of years. If you take an intelligent lifeform, is it possible that given enough time, it will always find a way to self-modify itself? Questions we might want to start asking ourselves, because we'll certainly want the protocol figured out before we actually get to immortality...

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  29. Age is not a disease by AMiguelTrindade · · Score: 1

    It's funny. They are talking about curing aging as if aging was a disease.

    1. Re:Age is not a disease by prefec2 · · Score: 1

      Please someone, mod. this up.

    2. Re:Age is not a disease by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Age is just part of the genetic program, just as Alzheimer's, and heart failure are for many. Age is the underlying cause for many illnesses, and if medicines job is to keep us healthy, ultimately you must address aging.

    3. Re:Age is not a disease by Junta · · Score: 1

      If you accept the premise of a genetic 'disease', then it's not so far fetched to call out 'aging' as one. In the realm of genetic 'disease', disease versus normal is a relative thing.

      For example, Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome most would call a disease. However if it were universal, it would just be called 'natural'.

      If one could hypothetically stop the generally deleterious aspect of getting older, then what do you call it?

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  30. A cure for inheritance tax! by netsavior · · Score: 1

    Finally, a cure for inheritance tax, now dynasties can last forever without any of those pesky government taxed transfers of wealth.

  31. Side effects. by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
    The idea that we can stop aging in 5 years is just ridiculous. But let's assume we do it.

    1) Effective life span now is only about 40% longer. Yes, only 40% longer. People don't die of old age, they die of diabetes, heart attacks, strokes, car accidents, etc.

    2) Social Security on the other hands GOES AWAY. If we no longer die of old age, then we don't have to pay people for being too old to work. Same goes for Medicare.

    3) Those currently on Social Security get moved to Disability - with their disability being their aging was stopped at a weakened state. They continue to get paid until they die.

    4) Birth Rate sky ROCKETS. Much more than 40%, because while you might live to 120 on average, at the age of 100 you will still be just as interested in sex, as your body is still young AND you will not be worrying about being unable to put children through college at 120.

    5) Divorce rate goes up. When you hit 60, it won't be "eh, I can't do better", but instead "Yeah, I can do better".

    6) But as men take to take more risks and less care for their health, their will be more older women than older men. Similarly, the older population will likely be more white, more wealthy, and more risk adverse.

    7) Politics will become more conservative Not because older people become conservative, but because liberal ideas advance. So a person that was a huge liberal 100 years ago has the same ideas, but those ideas are considered conservative. Example: Consider a man like Abraham Lincoln. The Great Emancipator who freed the slaves. One of the shining lights of liberalism of his time. Who on at least one occasion said that whites were superior to blacks, didn't think blacks should serve on juries, nor allowed to marry whites. Would his views have evolved if he were still alive today? Perhaps. But not all of his contemporaries would have evolved at the same rate.

    Frankly, I don't think we are ready to stop aging, even if we could (which we can't).

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    1. Re:Side effects. by Junta · · Score: 1

      People don't die of old age, they die of diabetes, heart attacks, strokes, car accidents, etc.

      No one dies from 'old age', they die of some specific thing as the body wears out. Heart attacks, stroke, diabetes, even car accident risk increases as parts of the body (or in the car accident case, cognitive function) diminishes with age.

      It's an interesting question if hypothetically we could stop aging process (or even reverse it).... How the hell would society handle it. Now if an unavoidable side effect of the treatment were sterility, that would be one thing. If we can procreate, what to do about it, as some pretty horrific inhumane scenarios could evolve (starvation, or execution as a matter of course for no reason...)

      One interesting thought to me is that if you say, mandated death at age of 160 in a society where mid-20s body lasted til the bitter end, that would probably be widely viewed as inhumane. So if you could either divulge a method to stop aging or avoid the discovery of such a discovery, most would side with avoiding it due to the awkwardness of scenarios like that eventuality. So it's more ethical to let someone deteriorate over years and get 80 years of lifespan with the latter half plagued by diminishing quality of life than it would be to give someone twice the lifespan with no deterioration...

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  32. RIP, Me.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in 4 years, with my luck..

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  34. Isn't immortality, may not help society by Chewbacon · · Score: 1

    I read something about 10-15 years ago about this and the author said, despite this type of medical technology, anti-aging doesn't mean immortality. He proposed even if you stopped or reversed aging, you could only live to be about 300 years old. At that point, something would get you: murder, plane crash, illness, etc.

    While I'm not an expert on the topic of society and the rise in violence, poverty, etc. I do believe overpopulation does not help the issues. The details, I speculate, could be desperation in the face of poverty, shortages of food/water/fuel, and yet we just keep breeding while we live longer. This would bring the death rate so low compared to today's standards I'm sure we would surely test the viability of our natural resources. We would either be living on top of each other as the population booms and be at a higher risk of disease outbreaks or we would invade the farm land and decrease the production of food which would only be in higher demand. Maybe the issues at hand are not as bad as I think they are since information of them spread so quickly in the information age. I'm not making changes however because I'm human and a clinician that promotes health and I have a son and another due any day.

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    1. Re:Isn't immortality, may not help society by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      People here keep saying, "Aging is bad because of, you know, overpopulation ..."

      If our standard of living gets better as the earth gets more people, what empirical evidence do you have overpopulation is real?

      Or is "science" really just a pretext for promoting death and murder?

    2. Re:Isn't immortality, may not help society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if every one of the 7 billion people alive today had 1 square meter to stand in, it would cover an area of 7000 square kilometers. That means that to cover the entire earths surface with people, we would need nearly 73000 times more population or put another way, there is 73000 square meters per person on the planet right now. We are not running out of space just yet.

  35. We already have that by prefec2 · · Score: 0

    You can shoot someone. The ageing stops immediately. Also freezing, rosting, suffocating, replacing blood with some other fluid works too. And with most people, this would not affect their ability to think.

  36. Diseases like aging? by ElectricHellKnight · · Score: 2

    A natural process that is a result of being made of biological components is not a disease.

    One thing that I will always find intriguing/amusing are self-proclaimed 'men of science' who purport to be staunch atheists, yet seem so bound and determined to stop what they should know to be a natural evolutionary process. People like this professor, and also those that claim that through some sort of special diet/routine they can achieve immortality (example: Ray Kurzweil). What is interesting is that the majority of the people who fall for this nonsense are not your typical image of "nutjob", but instead are often very intelligent people. I see two possibilities:

    1. Deep down, they are not really atheists and are afraid that when they die whatever God that judges them will send them to a terrible afterlife.

    2. (More likely) They do not believe in any sort of afterlife, and because it is so difficult for the human mind to even imagine a complete lack of existence, they are scared shitless by their own mortality.

    Do you really want to live forever? There's only so much life has to offer.

    1. Re:Diseases like aging? by Junta · · Score: 1

      Natural is relative. HGPS has a 'natural' lifespan of 13 years, but I don't think anyone questions its classification as a disease.

      Bacteria is natural, and yet we have antibiotics because we would rather not die from an infection when we could live longer.

      Conversely, airplanes, cars, spaceships, air conditioning, computers, and everything else is distinctly unnatural.

      I don't think 'men of science' are particularly inclined to surrender to the current state of nature. I don't see how religion even theoretically plays into this.

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    2. Re:Diseases like aging? by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      Say I believed in evolution (I don't see it in the fossil record), wouldn't natural selection / survival favor species where individuals could survive longer?

      Isn't there marine life that fits this narrative?

    3. Re:Diseases like aging? by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      Evolution is about survival of genes (dna), not species.

    4. Re:Diseases like aging? by iris-n · · Score: 1

      Humm, how about I enjoy my life and intend to keep on enjoying it? I also enjoy a lot not having Alzheimer and other age-related diseases; I don't care whether is it "natural" to get Alzheimer, I don't want to have it.

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    5. Re:Diseases like aging? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really want to live forever? There's only so much life has to offer.

      That suggests a severe failure of imagination.

    6. Re:Diseases like aging? by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      Individuals host the dna.

      I would think that extending the life of the host would extend the duration of the genes.

      Perhaps an oversimplification?

  37. There's already a cure for aging. by macraig · · Score: 1

    It's called a pine box.

    1. Re:There's already a cure for aging. by CaptnCrud · · Score: 1

      Thank you, you made coffee squirt out my nose.

    2. Re:There's already a cure for aging. by macraig · · Score: 1

      You found a cure for sinus congestion!

  38. Love is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love the idea like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

  39. I refuse to be a victim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not getting into your crisper you son of a bitch!

  40. Germline ethics by morgauxo · · Score: 1

    I really get upset when I read people writing about how germline editing is unethical. My wife suffers from terrible symptoms that are at least partially genetic. It had not flared up, we did not know how bad it would get before we had our daughter. It is unlikely we will have a second child. We don't know what she inheritted. It could get bad for her in her teens, her 20s or even her 30s. We will not know until if/when it happens. It is scary.

    So many people seem to be saying that even if it is possible to eliminate such suffering we shouldn't do so. We should just keep passing it down to our children because that is 'natural'.

    I wish they could all suffer a single day of all the terrible things they would like to condemn our descendants to, just long enough to realize how horribly wrong they are.

    Germline editing I think is the BEST way to handle genetic disease. Eliminate it once and for all. Even if the same disease can be treated so as to eliminate the symptom.. what if one day a descendant of the patient is unable to obtain the treatment?

    1. Re:Germline ethics by Dukenukemx · · Score: 1

      Gene editing is the future of medicine, as well as stem cells. The sad truth is that these technologies are working. Stem cells and Gene editing tools like CRISPR are indeed working. The problem is that we are like a 15 year old with all the tools to fix a car. Without experience, we don't know how to approach something as simple as replacing brakes, let alone rebuilding a engine.

      I'm more worried about how we'll adapt this medicine over traditional medication. Lets say you have diabetes and need insulin shots to survive. You have to take these shots everyday for the rest of your life. OR, we could use gene editing to correct the gene so that you produce your own insulin. It would be a single shot and you're done. This could be a huge blow to pharmaceutical companies and they'll likely encourage people to be against these kind of therapies.

      Sad truth is that gene therapy is the future of medicine and we could delay that future for whatever morality we're trying to hold onto, or we could embrace it and save lives now. If that means we won't be old any more and populations would increase, then those are problems I'm willing to deal with. Condoms and safe sex can easily solve that problem, and people won't die. Good chance the longer you live the more likely you'll do something stupid like put a fire cracker in a gas can.

    2. Re:Germline ethics by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      I think some of the people who are for illegalizing germline editing do acutally think they only mean to prevent it until we know what we are doing better.

      Today on the way to work I was listening to the radio. The were talking about how the state of Michigan just removed a bunch of old laws from it's books. For example, there was a law that you could not make fun of someone who challenges you to a duel. In 2015!

      Laws are easy to create, very hard to remove. I don't think anything should ever be outlawed that we expect to one day consider a positive thing. Even if we are not ready yet. Go ahead and pass some laws requiring testing and ensuring safety as much as is reasonably possible. That is, IF existing laws don't already cover that. Do not pass laws forbidding techniques outright.

      You mention the drug industry.. I can totally see them supporting a fake grass roots effort and helping to give voices (funding) to useful idiots who are anti-technology.

  41. To be or not to be... by wjcofkc · · Score: 1

    That is truly the question. As someone who believes in life before death but not after, I accept the likelihood of oblivion, but would just assume avoid it all the same.

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  42. Not A Moral ISSUE by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    The morality wizards want to put on their pointy hats and insert themselves everywhere they can. Curing diseases or eliminating pain and suffering is what medicine is all about. Otherwise, why call an ambulance when someone has an emergency? Saving the life of an elder is the same morally as saving the life of an infant. Yet we will have so-called morality oriented people who will raise all kinds of hell if we have even the slightest negative attached to genetic therapy. So you have a bunch of 80-year-old people who are partially functional and you reverse their aging process but 1% die from the treatment. Why would that be an issue at all? Frankly we know that every now and then people perish from having a tooth pulled. That does not mean we should have everyone walking about with a toothache.

  43. The Longevity Vaccine by SMACX+guy · · Score: 1

    "I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I’d settle for a couple thousand years. Even five hundred would be pretty nice." -- CEO Nwabudike Morgan, MorganLink 3DVision Interview

    1. Re:The Longevity Vaccine by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      What happens in a couple thousand years, you just change your mind?

  44. zombie apocalypse in 3 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad there's going to be a zombie apocalypse in 3 years, rendering this breakthrough moot.

  45. You are describing the end of evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are describing the end of evolution ... or an accelerated phase of evolution

    A major breakthrough that prevents aging would have disastrous effects. First, give it a single generation and our capacity to generate enough food for everyone (even in 1st world countries) starts to be stretched really thin.

    Give it 2 generations and we are beyond self-sustaining capacity.

    If people don't die, then humans don't evolve... however, this won't be a problem, because the new limiting factor on the lifespan of human beings won't be their natural aging, but how good they are at obtaining resources that will become increasingly scarce.

    Imagine a world where you can't die of old age, but must be disease, starvation, dehydration, exposure or physical injury?

    Not a pretty world in my opinion.

    1. Re:You are describing the end of evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you heard about some of these things:
      - hydroponics;
      - asteroids;
      - other planets;
      - other solar systems;
      - other galaxies;

      Like many people and think they are realists and not like those "space nutters" you do not grasp the scale of the world you live in.

      Earth is about 6400 kilometres think, the wast majority of mines are below 1 kilometre in depth, the deepest is like 5 km deep. So there are a lot of untouched resources on Earth alone. If you also take into account that just asteroids from nearby asteroid belt contain more than hundred times more resources than our planet does, then you will realise that we have enough resources to sustain doubling population every 25 years for at least 500 years in the future from just the resources I mentioned.

  46. As a geneticist, Church knows zero about ageing by RandCraw · · Score: 2

    Geneticists like Church know a lot about gene blueprints, less about their expression, a lot less about development, and they know absolutely nothing about ageing or disease. Their work doesn't touch on 95% of disease in any way, including ageing (a phenomenon that is unrelated to genetics).

    Church should be ashamed for spouting such clueless hyperbolic fantasy. My respect for him just dropped through the floor. He's just another snake oiler.

    1. Re:As a geneticist, Church knows zero about ageing by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 1

      ageing (a phenomenon that is unrelated to genetics).

      I present to you the genetics of aging and the genetic mechanism by which aging happens, senescence.

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    2. Re:As a geneticist, Church knows zero about ageing by iris-n · · Score: 1

      If aging is unrelated to genetics, I wonder what I could possibly be related to; maybe some magical thing that determines all our biological processess but is not DNA? Or are you trying to claim that ageing is not a biological process? What can it be, radioactive decay? Wrath of the gods?

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    3. Re:As a geneticist, Church knows zero about ageing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their work doesn't touch on 95% of disease in any way, including ageing (a phenomenon that is unrelated to genetics).

      Genetics may not be the best approach to the problem (I don't know) but I don't see how ageing can be unrelated to genetics. Ageing is a phenomenon that arises in biological organisms whose structure is determined largely by their genes. Gerbills die of old age sooner than humans, and the essential differences between gerbils and humans certainly appear to be a result of different genetic code. Surely genetics and ageing must be related?

    4. Re:As a geneticist, Church knows zero about ageing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or you don't understand it yourself.

    5. Re:As a geneticist, Church knows zero about ageing by Dukenukemx · · Score: 1

      Everything that goes on in your body is genetics, especially ageing. Why do some animals live nearly forever like molerats? It isn't their diet that's for sure. In fact SENS is working on moving Mitochondrial DNA into the nucleus cause the nucleus is very good at repairing DNA damage and protecting it compared to the Mitochondria. According to SENS, this is something nature was already in the middle of doing and they're just trying to complete the task.

      So yes, Metochondrial DNA damage does cause ageing. Therefore DNA is very important part of ageing. Besides the fact that everything in the human body is in one way or another controlled by DNA, including ageing.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  47. Explosive population growth by beschra · · Score: 1

    “One of our biggest economic disasters right now is our aging population. If we eliminate retirement, then it buys us a couple of decades to straighten out the economies of the world,” he said.

    But if this could be done and is done without a plan in place to keep immortals from having babies, we'll have a much bigger economic, social, political, enviornmental or whatever disaster you can name on our hands.

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  48. Aliens could make contact within 5 years too by EvilSS · · Score: 1

    I don't think I'll be holding my breath for either of these to actually happen however.

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  49. Yes it is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aging is a disease.

  50. I just don't understand people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They told us 20 years ago it is only 5 years until there is a cure.

    WHY WOULDN'T PEOPLE BELIEVE THEM?

  51. We all have a chance of living forever by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

    We all have a chance of living forever. Our sample size is just too small.

  52. Grandfathered Out/Sunsetting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been waiting for the Greatest Generation to croak, because you know, racism, Tea-Baggery, climate denial, perma-wars, and of course, Fox News, and all the other things that make them The Greatest.

    God Dammit.

  53. Success by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would be interested in this, but I'm not going to be a lab rat. I only want the final fully tested and proven product.

    If I live to be 10,000 years old, it will not be enough.

  54. Cancers For Everybody! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now if only there was 100% effective cancer treatment for all possible and impossible cancers available at the same time as the cure for aging..

  55. Good news, granny! by MTEK · · Score: 1

    Aging has been cured. You'll be 95 years old forever!

  56. Google Liz Parrish by Dukenukemx · · Score: 2

    Not many people know that Liz Parrish is patient zero for her company BioViva. They used gene therapy to try and reverse ageing in her to see if it works. They used two genes, I forget what they're called but the idea was extend the telomeres. Every few months they'll be testing to see how she's doing and if any ageing was indeed reversed.

    Keep in mind that BioViva used viruses and not CRISPR to do this. Even if this doesn't work, it's just a matter of time before they find the right genes needed to reverse ageing. That's what the Google backed Calico is all about. It's very feasible that within 5 years we'll find the right combination of genes to reverse ageing. Doesn't mean that within 5-6 years you'll visit your doctor and get CRISPR injections just yet. Clinical trials will take 10 years before all this is approved, at least.

  57. paging Aubrey de Grey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aubrey de Grey examines this issue in much greater detail, and while gene therapy is an important part of the science of aging there are a number of other issues dealing with, for example, undoing the damage caused by free radicals, or determining the actual cause of Alzheimer's.

    And yes, he has a TED talk.

  58. Trifecta of Idiocy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Harvard, the Washington Post, and timothy - the win, place, and show of the moron race.

  59. academic-industrial(silicon valley) complex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good for him.

    Good for us? Unlikely in our lifetime.

    Funny how corporate planning/funding also follow 5 yr roadmaps.

  60. Drawbacks by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    A man sits in the waiting room.
    The doctor enters, gives him the shot and then says:"I have good news and bad news, which one do you want first?"
    "The good one always first." replies the man.
    The doctor says: "After this shot, you'll live about another thousand years!"
    "Great" says the man, "and the bad news?"
    "Well", the doctor says, "you'll have to keep working that crappy job for another 985 years."

    1. Re:Drawbacks by Dukenukemx · · Score: 1

      Money won't be a thing in 70 years. At some point automation will take away enough jobs that some serious changes will need to happen to accommodate this. One that'll likely happen soon is working less hours which is something that's been in the talks lately. Eventually you'll see money go extinct and all we'll do is trade, and most trading will happen between countries.

    2. Re:Drawbacks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One that'll likely happen soon is working less hours which is something that's been in the talks lately.

      Funny. I first remember hearing about that in the '70s. "The Leisure Society" they called it.

  61. This might be a BEST case senario by laurencetux · · Score: 0

    and whats to say that the 0.001 club won't slip some tweaks to the rest of our therapy to make better servants out of US??

    1. Re: This might be a BEST case senario by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who is to say they aren't doing that already?

  62. A better way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least that way we would get eternal life without having to embrace some idiotic religion.

  63. just like the movie "In Time" by liquid_schwartz · · Score: 1

    I think this concept was explored in the movie "In Time". It's an OK movie, a bit over the top at the end. Still it had some interesting ideas. I would expect that given how increases in productivity had been with held from most of humanity the movies depiction of the poor always being on death's doorstep is likely. It's an interesting thought - how would you decide who gets to live forever? One would hope that some thresh old would be used but who sets that and what criteria are used? Those who can afford it? Those who are pleasant, good looking, athletic, intelligent, etc? Those who have provably contributed something to society? Interesting question.

  64. "Aging genes" shaped by evolutionary tradeoffs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some "aging genes" are also not-getting-cancer genes. Others are reproducing-early genes. That's why natural selection didn't eliminate them. Natural selection wouldn't sacrifice teenage pregnancy in exchange for ten more years of healthy life, but we could make a different choice.

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  66. Just what we need, uberwealthy who are immortal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It probably won't work. If it does what we'll get is the uberwealthy being immortal who will most likely go insane from living so long. That won't end horribly at all.....

  67. Um, no by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Aging is a highly complex thing, with many factors. Just thinking of PSEN-1 PSEN-2 APOE and all the other ones, this is a dream.

    Unlike fusion energy. We actually have a working fusion reactor on the UW Seattle campus. That does exist.

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  68. Immortal mice? by arobatino · · Score: 1

    So on Tuesday, I asked him if he was still on track to reversing the aging process in the next five years or so. He said yes — and that it’s already happening in mice in the laboratory. The best way to predict the future, he said, is to predict things that have already happened.

    Details. Is he talking about unpublished work? Does he expect these mice to live forever, or have only some aspects of their aging been reversed? If not all of them, then the ones that aren't will kill them eventually, so it's not true age reversal.

  69. Cure? More like curse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do we need cure for something that's nor decease? Of course super rich people want to live forever and keep on getting richer...

    Human body was designed to have finite lifetime for a reason.

  70. Right by Faust6 · · Score: 1

    I love the conceit that we could do something analogous to changing a line of code in our genes to just STOP ageing. It's like saying cancer is genetic. Preventing deterioration of our bodies in every way shape and form will take more than genetic manipulation.

  71. Old Ponce is still around, just got a new name by Dareth · · Score: 1

    You can check him out here.

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  72. Uh oh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just when you thought inequality couldn't get any worse.
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1637688/

  73. I'm still testing by khelms · · Score: 1

    That life extension method of drinking red wine that they told us about last decade. Urp.

  74. They are likely a front for illegal foreign money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are likely a front for illegal foreign money.

    Drug money, crime syndicate money, money looted from the poor and workers of most countries.

    Much of the "developed" world's economy is money laundering for the criminals, thugs, and warlords of the majority of the world. The part that we call "developing", but is just a giant shithole for these criminals and their bankster friends to defecate on.

  75. Hard work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The one thing about Americans (I am talking about the born and bred ones) is that they no longer believe in the American Dream (tm) but those who are from abroad still have the American Dream (tm) deeply embedded in their psyche

    That is why many immigrants get way ahead of the born and breds

    1. Re: Hard work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the reason is simple. I have seen it time and time again. Families from overseas support each other. Americans have this attitude that everyone individual should support themselves. Who gets ahead, the team or the individual? It is always the team.

      I get zero help from my family. Zero. I have worked my ass off trying to get an education, at the expense of my health. Countless sleepless nights because I could not afford a computer. Countless overnight shifts so I could just have money to live on, let alone even consider paying for college. I didn't have the luxury of leaving my fast food job, even for a month, because I had to pay rent or live on the street (or live in my car, which I did for a while, but it really sucks). So, when I hear about families coming from overseas and making here in America, I am frankly not impressed. Show me an individual, like myself, who started out with not a penny in their pocket and worked their way up to a Ph.D. in science. And, because of my ethnicity, I have been rejected by almost all groups. I most closely identify with "American" but I don't look anything like your typical American or even a foreigner. So, people don't know what to make of me and just consider me to be an oddity.

  76. to become immortal give to the poors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To become immortal, it is easy : it suffices to give and help the poors. That's pure love and grace. It's written in the Bible.

  77. Indentation isn't enough for DNA. by sirwired · · Score: 1

    Well, the thing is, even if we HAD a "DNA Beautifier", which we do not, even neat, organized, DNA is about as useful as handing that Google.com code over to my 96-year-old Grandmother and asking her to interpret exactly, with perfect precision, what even part of it does. We simply do not know enough about protein synthesis for the source code to be of much use at all, and there aren't any obvious efforts on the horizon for great leaps forward in that respect.

  78. great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now being old will show how poor you are

  79. Eternal life by kcheyfitz · · Score: 1

    As pipe dreams go, this isn't such a bad one, assuming that some other set of geniuses (not geneticists) has figured out where we find the resources to support everyone's living forever.

  80. Ageing is not a disease by ToddInSF · · Score: 1

    And then only people who receive this therapy will be the rich.

  81. Benjamin Button? by tmjva · · Score: 1

    According to the story it is bound to happen sometime!

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  82. And we're headed to a global warming catastrophy by Shalhav · · Score: 0

    And eggs are good for you, no wait, they're bad for you. No wait again, they're OK.

  83. Ethics?!? by hucker75 · · Score: 1

    "the ethics and the feasibility of using it to cure disease" - WTF is unethical about curing disease? No no no, that's really bad, we must never cure people, people must be left to suffer....

  84. Re:Fantastic! just not for me. by rmdingler · · Score: 1

    On topic...the first round of anti-aging experiments will probably go badly. But that won't stop people from volunteering. Better to be a mutant super-monster than dead.

    How far would you take that?

    No matter what it is, say, whatever you personally find most offensive, you either become... or perish forever.

    NO matter the measure, would there always be a miserable life that was better than the greatest death?

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    Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

    Ernest Hemingway

  85. Days long gone? by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't mind more days from my teens or even 30s. Getting old really really sucks!

  86. Another name required for the Summit by Occams · · Score: 1

    Crispr sounds like that big drawer at the bottom of the fridge. Everything I put in there rots away to a disgusting mess quite quickly: much like old people really. Perhaps they should call their age-reversing conference ROTTER . Really Old Tiny Tots Evading Reality.

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    Heavy is the head that wears the tinfoil hat.
  87. Chinese people forever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If that is TRUE, and China Government implements a policy of every Chinese to use this gene therapy, we would be having China's people living forever. Is this sustainable for humanity?
    (to whom it understands, please expand the reasons why I said China instead of India)