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  1. Re:What the hell? by dcam · · Score: 1 · on To Verizon, "Unlimited" Means 5 GB

    That is what you get for using Telstra.

    Oblig quote:
    >FreeFrag< The most secure computer in the world is one not connected to the internet.
    >FreeFrag< Thats why I recommend Telstra ADSL.

  2. Re:OOB Windows bug (WinNuke) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny · on What is the Best Bug-as-a-Feature?

    The trouble is that "/leave [reason]" doesn't always work, and it may expect a channel name.

    My personal favorite is the ever popular variant on bash.org.

  3. Re:The English language version of Opera is out by mbrubeck · · Score: 1 · on How To Make the DS Even Better

    I bought the UK version on eBay, and I probably play the internet on my DS more than any other game now. Is the end guy hard?
  4. Re:Wooden cases... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Softening the Edges of Technology

    * Nico (Nico@host81-154-181-36.range81-154.btcentralplus. com) has joined #megatokyo
      You know those oh so hilarious Bash quotes where someone's something is on fire, and they run on to IRC to tell everyone. I just decided to put the fire out before coming on to tell my friends. Let this be a lesson to those whose homes burnt down in the space of an irc convo.

    http://www.bash.org/?457853
    This could save your life!
  5. Re:So THAT's where the flood water CAME FROM by Phroggy · · Score: 1 · on Huge Reservoir Discovered Beneath Asia

    On IRC

  6. Re: Obligatory, but still funny by zeylisse · · Score: 1 · on Information Technology Pros Debate Windows Vista

    you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2

  7. Re:Interesting idea - definition of a library by stupid_is · · Score: 1 · on Is "Making Available" Copyright Infringement?

    using P2P requires making a copy
    Not according to this guy :-)
  8. Let's go one step further... by dxlts · · Score: 1 · on Halo 3 To Have 'Mute the Jerk' Button

    How about a feature that will allow you to stab another player in the face over the Internet?

  9. Re:Just one problem... by PsyQo · · Score: 1 · on EU May Force iTunes Store To Accept Returns

    Oblig. bash.org quote

  10. Re:Makes you feel good about Vista encryption by smoker2 · · Score: 1 · on Bitlocker No Real Threat To Decryption?

    just by knowing its no "real threat to decryption"
    It doesn't really need to work that hard ...
  11. Re:Meh... by Trendy.Ideology · · Score: 2, Insightful · on Jack Thompson Faces Disciplinary Hearing
    I don't want to search for it right now, but someone basically said something earlier in the thread, that implied that there needs to be some kinda of conscientious effort to better moderate videogames, even if Thompson is wrong.

    And to this I say "ESRB". It's there for a reason.

    More on topic, a response to your post;

    I agree with pretty much everything you've said here. The ESRB exists to guide parents on what little Jimmy should and should not be playing. As one of my two jobs is working at a store where we sell video games, I'm amazed at how many small children (Under 13) have parents that will buy the Grand Theft Auto games for them. Clearly a lot of these parents are not checking to see if little Jimmy understands the difference between fiction and reality.



    Frankly, I'm in the most profane and vulgar ways possible, fucking SICK of people ruining my life experience, in terms of digital media, by being fuck-ups. I extend this to everyone who's blamed video games, movies, music, TV, and any current form of media/entertainment for something stupid they've done, or their kid has done.

    Short and sweet; There's a lot of things in this world we don't want little Jimmy to get his hands on. Drugs, alcohol, porn, firearms, knives, your brand new expensive digital camera, etc.

    How do you keep those things out of little Jimmy's hands? Got an answer? Good. Take that and re-apply it to movies, music, video games, and anything else you'd like to blame for the way your kid turned out. There's warning labels on this stuff for a reason... Really people.

    http://www.bash.org/?628630

    [samsim] I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
    [samsim] and got mauled
    [samsim] and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
    [samsim] a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
    [samsim] for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in
    I think that about sums up my feelings on these types of people. We need more lion dens, and less Thompsons.
  12. Re:Regardless of the release date by IdolizingStewie · · Score: 1 · on Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Release Date Announced

    Somebody here had it in their sig about a week before the book came out. He's lucky this guy never perfected his invention.

  13. s/wand/wang/g by frogstar_robot · · Score: 5, Funny · on Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Release Date Announced

    http://www.bash.org/?111338

  14. Re:You're being naive/optimistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1 · on Microwave Experiments Cause Sponge Disasters

    another top-relavent bash quote for this topic

    http://bash.org/?4753

      The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

  15. Re:You're being naive/optimistic by Barny · · Score: 3, Funny · on Microwave Experiments Cause Sponge Disasters

    Nah, one from bash.org is the best....

    TriPod11: bush ain't THAT bad...he kinda knows what he's doin
    idaredbeet08: Please, Monica Lewenski had more President in her than George Bush ever will.

    http://bash.org/?706281

  16. Re:A la Bash.org by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1 · on One In Five Windows Installs Is Non-Genuine
    That was the most worthless comment you've ever posted. Which makes _this_ the most worthless comment you've ever read.

    I guess this isn't as well known as I or the GP thought.

  17. Re:Donating by Glonoinha · · Score: 1 · on Where Does Google's Hardware Go to Die?

    That response dusted off a few funny memories ... esp the cobol one from bash.

  18. Incrimination? by rolandog · · Score: 3, Funny · on Fighting Porn Vs. Ruining Innocent Lives

    Well,... it kind of reminds me of the 'olden' days where horse porn was used as a form of 'WTF' factor.

  19. obligatory: by Bwerf · · Score: 5, Funny · on Teacher Found Guilty of Endangering Kids Due to Spyware

    *** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
    * Anubis has joined #doghouse
    <Anubis> what fraud?
    <Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
    <Anubis> no?
    <Kadmium> You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com/
    <Anubis> omg wtf!
    *** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'


    from bash.
  20. Here's how it ends. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Harrison Ford Turned Down Han Solo Role
    "Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
    King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him."
    You're write up sounds familiar.
  21. bash. org by ms1234 · · Score: 1 · on 10th Annual Wacky Warning Labels Out

    Bash said it best http://bash.org/?4753 :)

  22. Re:Psychological profile included ala The Game? by Infinityis · · Score: 1 · on Google's Answer to Filling Jobs Is an Algorithm

    Apparently, this sort of multitasking can be taken to a whole 'nother level... http://bash.org/?715644

  23. Re:http://bash.org/?5273 by dcam · · Score: 0, Redundant · on What Bizarre IT Setups Have You Seen?

    Shades of this.

  24. I quote with risk of being off topic by Ricken · · Score: 1 · on Can Games Fly On Google Earth?

    you know what google earth really needs? ion cannon button
    (http://www.bash.org/?542053)

  25. Re:Because it's funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny · on Seventh Harry Potter Book Named

    A friend showed me this... I agree that it's hilarious
    http://bash.org/?111338

  26. Re:Oblig. Bash quote by Kelson · · Score: 1 · on Seventh Harry Potter Book Named

    Oh, that Bash quote. I thought for certain you were going to post "I put on my robe and wizard hat."

  27. Re:What about our fine feathered friends? by morboIV · · Score: 0 · on World's Largest Wind Farm Gets Green Light

    Yeah, and what about Steve the janitor?

  28. Re:Stupidity In America (and I'm sure everywhere) by ari{Dal} · · Score: 1 · on The 10 Most Dangerous Toys of All Time

    The quote is from Bash.org. And I fully agree with both the quote, and wishing I'd had an atomic lab.

    I did have a microscope growing up, which was pretty cool; came complete with scalpels and stuff to slice off bits of myself and examine. What I really wanted was the full-on Chemistry set though. Those looked like so much fun. I got barbies instead *sigh*

  29. Re:Nobody likes a bully... by CortoMaltese · · Score: 1 · on Why Does Everyone Hate Microsoft?

    I think this bash.org quote sums it up pretty well.

  30. Re:nobody can guess mine by Tired_Blood · · Score: 5, Funny · on MySpace Users Have Stronger Passwords Than Employees
    Don't worry... all we saw was:

    I use this password ************ for everything.. Oops?

    Slashcode is pretty advanced like that... it has filters that automatically hide your personal information in case you accidentally post it. Try posting your ATM PIN or social security code and see how advanced those filters are.


    "you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2"

    *Cough*
  31. Ob. bash by l0cust · · Score: 1 · on White Dolphin Functionally Extict
    #426527

    <green> We vegetarians love the environment. carnivores are sick freaks.
    <Frank> How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants
  32. Re:I hate to (have to) ask... by nacturation · · Score: 1 · on What's the Coolest Thing You've Ever Built?

    Hello? Say it! HAARRRRRR!!!!!

  33. A certain Bash.org quote comes to mind by Mikachu · · Score: 5, Funny · on Indians Use Google Earth and GPS To Protect Amazon

    Reminds me of a certain bash.org quote...

    <Rebbel> Man Google Earth is awesome
    <Android18> Why?
    <Rebbel> Im looking at my house
    <Rebbel> brb, pizzas here
    <BFMV> Now thats what i call technology

  34. oblig. quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny · on Internet Only 1% Porn
    <y0da> if they took the porn of the internet there would only be one website left and that would be www.bringbackbacktheporn.com
    via http://bash.org/?416604
  35. oblig. bash.org quote by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1 · on Death of the Cell Phone Keypad As We Know It?

    http://www.bash.org/?9501

      It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
      One of these...has a future.
      LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
      How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
    *** AgentSmith sets mode: +m

  36. Re:Beyond publicity, is there a point? by Crayon+Kid · · Score: 1 · on Blu-ray Laser Gadget

    Now now, don't be sketchy. Laser pointer, 2 grand. Moments like this, priceless.

  37. Re:And how... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1 · on How to Prevent Form Spam Without Captchas

    Don't mock this technology,
    its the closest thing we have to enable stabbing someone in the face over the internet.

  38. Getting my song back... by phorm · · Score: 1 · on Piracy Stats Don't Add Up

    Ahhh, so you've been talking to this guy, then

  39. Re:Big Brother is watching by Kelson · · Score: 1 · on Bomb Explodes At PayPal Headquarters
    Oblig. bash.org quote:
    <Stormrider> I should bomb something
    <Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
    <Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
    <Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
    *** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
    <FBI> We saw it anyway.
    *** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )
  40. Wait, you mean that isn't slashdot's slogan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on How To Get Your Steam Account Pwned

    Noooo they must be real, like all the ones on bash.org!

  41. Re:Co-ffeee... by ahaning · · Score: 1 · on Java To Be Opened For Christmas?

    Good ol' Bash...

    http://bash.org/?338364

  42. Re:As I understand them, by xenocide2 · · Score: 1 · on Boy Scouts Introduce Merit Badge For Not Pirating

    If merit badges can help scouts determine which torrent is actually The Matrix and which is gay porn masquerading as The Matrix, so much the better! I have yet to master that art, myself.

  43. Re:I have mixed feelings about this... by Tired_Blood · · Score: 1 · on Britain's First "Web-Rage" Attack
    On the other hand, I am happy that my TCP-enabled pickaxe handle may have a market.
    That line reminds me of this bash.org quote.

    There seems to be quite a market actually, given that the quote is currently ranked #2.
  44. Sadly... by Cctoide · · Score: 1 · on Britain's First "Web-Rage" Attack

    ... I now understand the true potential in this bash.org quote.

  45. Re:Isn't this like a fairy tale? by Kidbro · · Score: 1 · on North Korea Air Sample Shows Radiation

    #62705 +(57)- [X]
    <toe2toe> the part i like is where IRAQ's going "we got nothing"
    <toe2toe> and US is going "PFFFT WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOU OUT"
    <toe2toe> and then
    <toe2toe> North Koreas going "CHECK OUT OUR NUKES, BUDDY"
    <toe2toe> and US is going "Hey... are you iraq? no? THEN STAY OUT OF IT"

  46. obbash. by xtracto · · Score: 1 · on Yahoo Messenger Blocking youtube.com URLs?

    http://www.bash.org/?244321

  47. Re:OMG fp by drauh · · Score: 1 · on Geekspeak Baffles Web Users

    what the fuck is wtf?

  48. Already done by jpardey · · Score: 2, Funny · on A Hybrid Between Chat and Message Boards?

    Well, half way there. Would a system to store the relevant parts of a chat session for future reference do?

  49. Re:I'm surprised I haven't... by Traa · · Score: 4, Funny · on A GUI For Books
    Mendo: lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
    spitfire: haha mendo
    spitfire: take a screen shot
    spitfire: wait
    spitfire: that made no sense
    from bash.org
  50. bash.org is way ahead of you by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 4, Funny · on How Can I Build a Portable "Dead-Man's" Switch?

    http://www.bash.org/?14750