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Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west
Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.
Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.
Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.
Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.
Pirate: Avast!
Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!
Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.
Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.
Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.

http://www.bash.org/?9081

<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING???????????????????????

Here be some insperation fer ye, matey:

http://www.bash.org/?9081

he market for software capable of killing a fucktard over TCP/IP

Obligatory bash.org quote here.

How is this even an 'experiment'? It's not like he's sailing uncharted waters, trying to find out if the BDSM scene is active or not. Of course it is, people do it all the time. It's asinine that he did such a thing, and to call it an 'experiment' or a 'prank' is absurd.

This, if it happened, is a more interesting experiment, and didn't expose anyone's information.

Alright, I'm sorry but this is just too funny. I didn't RTFA (trying to be an early poster) and I responded to the article as if "handicapping" meant "crippling" rather than "giving odds." I probably shouldn't be posting so late :)

In the spirit of the old bash.org quote: I am Justin Wick of Pennsylvania, and I am an idiot.

What, and spare us the fun?

Here's another classic:

<foo> Damn, more spam invading my inbox
<Aviator> Nooooobody expects the Spammer's Imposition!
<Aviator> Our two weapons are offshore servers and feeble laws. Feeble laws and offshore servers.
<Aviator> And fake headers. Our THREE weapons are offshore servers, feeble laws and fake headers.
<Aviator> And gulliable horny lamers. Our FOUR weapons are... I'll come in again.
-!- Aviator [dsm@mimas] has quit [Come, Cardinal Bigglesworth!]
-!- Aviator [dsm@mimas] has joined #chat
<foo> Riiiiiight...
* Aviator tortures foo with the comfy V14Gr/ and the soft Debt Consolidation

Seriously, I'm all for world peace, ending hunger, and Linux for everyone, but you have to leave some stupidity in the world, because in a perfect world, all the comedians are hilarious all the time, but that doesn't work, because in a perfect world, there's no good material for them.

From http://bash.org/?244321 hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars ********* see! hunter2 doesnt look like stars to me ******* thats what I see oh, really? Absolutely you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2 haha, does that look funny to you? lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as ******* thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as ******* awesome! wait, how do you know my pw? er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw oh, ok.

http://bash.org/?4281

<xactogy>i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab Roland Piquepaille in the face over the internet

my apologies to <[SA]HatfulOfHollow>

An infinite number of monkeys, on an infinite number of typewriters, will eventually produce the collected works of Shakespeare. John Romero's Daikatana was a ten-minute, five-monkey job. Found here.

Slightly modified to mantain it on topic

[Th3No0b] Im going to be the next hitler
[Th3No0b] Im going to burn all the MS-Windows servers and 1 BSD server
[RageAgainsttheAmish] why the BSD server
[Th3No0b] See? no one cares about Windows
[RageAgainsttheAmish] lmao

I put a note on our fridge saying "find what I peed in and win $1", roomates though it was funny, but a couple friends of ours refused to have some applejuice.

surely the most stupid device ever invented?

Clearly, you haven't heard of the DVD rewinder yet.

Think of all the people that will be missing out on quality messaging conversations if this were to happen. I mean, who wouldn't miss things written in all caps, ie. bash.org.

Seriously though, in some BSDs you scroll in the virtual consoles using the scroll lock key (instead of Shift+PgUp/Down). F11 is just another function key, which is actually even used in some webbrowsers to change the view (fullscreen is common, in Opera there are other functions when pressed together with something else, for instance Ctrl+F11 rearranges the web page in order to remove the horizontal scroll bar).

Also, I think the Caps Lock key is quite useful when typing certain stuff, for instance /etc/X11/..., especially if it acts exactly as if you'd press Shift the whole time. And Lars Clausen's suggestion is pretty cool, I must say.

Oblig bash quote.

/Yeah, I shamelessly stole it from Bash.org

Reminds me of This quote

Worse irony:

<kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<kylev> hahahahaha
<kylev> some girl just came onto our floor
<kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"
<kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about
<kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism
<`Neo> bahahahaha

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

Yes, people DO use that as a secret question!

I see your point and QUESTION YOUR SEXUAL PREFERENCE

~~ Touches?!
goddamn lameness filter.

One of my all-time favorites. :)

(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer

http://bash.org/?202477

Well, actually now I know the command, without even asking ;)

http://www.bash.org/?4281

I for one would pay a great deal for such an invention.

<asr> 'fo sheezy.
<Sabboth> what the fuck does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from 'keeping it real' and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the 'streets' as it were.

Stormrider> I should bomb something

Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats

Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me

Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.

*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe

FBI> We saw it anyway.

*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )

The conversation has been made public here.

[Stormrider] I should bomb something
[Stormrider] ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
[Stormrider] Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
[Elzie_Ann] I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
[FBI] We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )

Quoting is like masturbating, people know you do it.

With apologies to Bash.org

It only appears as Big98Boob$-311 to you since it's your password. To me it just looks like **************

Well, this way comes to mind...

Don't plagarise from bash.org! Not cool, man. http://www.bash.org/?652012

http://bash.org/?104052

http://bash.org/?4278

Pax: "I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself."

Emo Kid: "I hate my dad. Nobody understands me. I'd kill myself but then I wouldn't be able to write songs about killing myself. Does my hair look ok? I dunno. I think it might be too short because I can still see out of one eye. I think my jeans are too loose."

"Theoretically it can work, but is sick and ill advised"

Also, a similar story on bash.org: http://bash.org/?3223

Learn? From Maddox?
Yes, I said that...
Pardon the language, but you know how he is:

  FUCK!
  my mom just found my website
  isn't she proud?
  ha
  you've been on tv 2 times, in the newspapers several times, been banned from a country, has 40 million pageviews
  and you didn't tell your mother?
  "what is this? Did you draw this? It looks like a penis." "No mom, I didn't draw a penis"
  ROFL
  "no mom, i didn't draw a penis" thats good
  now she's crying
  haha, your mom doesn't know about your website?
  (on the phone)
  maddox: did she see the "suprise - I have a penis"-greeting card?
  dmtec: oh fuck, I forgot about that.. yeah I guess I did draw a penis.
  bahahahaha
  hahahahahaha she just said "I wish I would have died and not raised you"
  rofl
  she hung up
  You are dispwned maddox
( courtesy of http://bash.org/?203247 )

Veav: I would do weird things with my kids.
Veav: Their first language will be BASIC.
Veav: They'll be running around yelling "10 print daddy, 20 print daddy, 30 print can I have some candy, 40 input x?"
Chef Brian: So Veav, I take it they won't be functional members of any society?
Veav: And I'd be all "X = NO!"

What, like this?

<SementE> anyone here have a commercial pilot license?
<blazemore> semente: do you have any idea how many fbi "carnivore" systems you just set off
<SementE> blazemore: oh.. I forgot to add airline

This is what immediately came to my mind: http://www.bash.org/?23114

How did you make the backwards 'd' at the end of your post?!?

... how to overclock.

Talk to this man

Guess they hired this guy:

<Patrician|Away> what does your robot do, sam
<bovril> it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls

(source)

Pong

Let's see you beat that!

I put on my robe and wizard's hat...

(insert obligatory pr0n reference here )!
here you go...let's see how the VR room looks after that...