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<Gerard> Damn bitch fuck damn.
<Tom> PG-13 Gerard
<Gerard> Dang gosh golly dang

(http://bash.org/?230424)

This linguistics professor was lecturing the class.
  "In English," he explained, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative."
  "However," the professor continued, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
  Immediately, a voice from the back of the room piped up: "Yeah..... right...."

http://bash.org/?734797

@insomnia >>it only takes three commands to install Gentoo

@insomnia >>cfdisk /dev/hda && mkfs.xfs /dev/hda1 && mount /dev/hda1 /mnt/gentoo/ && chroot /mnt/gentoo/ && env-update && . /etc/profile && emerge sync && cd /usr/portage && scripts/bootsrap.sh && emerge system && emerge vim && vi /etc/fstab && emerge gentoo-dev-sources && cd /usr/src/linux && make menuconfig && make install modules_install && emerge gnome mozilla-firefox openoffice && emerge grub && cp /boot/grub/grub.conf.sample /boot/grub/grub.conf && vi /boot/grub/grub.conf && grub && init 6

@insomnia >>that's the first one

http://bash.org/?104383

Lol. Nice. Seen this?

O.J.: Radio interview quote from Marine Corps General Reinwald and a female radio host. He wants to host some boy scouts at the training center for some practise excercises. As follows
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!

-- bash.org

Does anyone know if it disallows "hunter2?"

http://www.bash.org/?244321

http://www.bash.org/?291262

at least, in one case it will be...

http://www.bash.org/?5300

You might be in the shadow group, and there might be a server application that is in said group in order to read /etc/shadow, so if you can exploit that service to gain access to the contents of the shadow file, you can then try to root the machine after cracking root's (or someone with sudo I guess) password.

Kind of reminds me of http://bash.org/?104052

Even though not addictive, there can still be some unexpected consequences of recreational drug use.

Hey, someone has to think about the children, the poor, poor children...

While bash.org is rarely topical, right now I think it is

We will still stare at your boobs. Maybe less overtly, maybe just a sly glance time and again. But will won't ever really stop.

That's not staring, then, is it?

And who's Will?

Seriously, probably the best social skill I've ever learned is peripheral vision. Not because I want to be a pervert, but because I'm trying not to be -- it gives me the ability to treat women with the respect I'd like to, even if my libido disagrees.

Also, I'm a true geek, which means if I've got something interesting enough to say or to work on, I'll actually forget about your body for awhile, even if I have to talk to you. Apparently, I'm not alone.

Your post is rated funny, but based on experience I'm actually thinking that insightful would be better. ;o

I also would like to present an anecdote from someone else as exhibit A:

http://www.bash.org/?420855 ;)

Parents today obviously have ZERO interest in spending time with their children and monitoring their activities and habits.

Being that I am finally of the age where my friends and co-workers have young children and I myself may soon have a child, I am noticing more and more the teaching and parenting skills that people have.

Now, I am continuously out and about and watch the result of poor parenting when the little bastard bites your leg but recently I have been noticing a backlash against this. Parents are starting to spank their kids again (in public no less, the horror!), sternly talking to them instead of baby talk and asking what their true feelings are, and generally raising children that aren't going to run out in the middle of the street and then stare at you like it was your fault that you almost hit them.

What this is, aside from the vocal minority of those parents that are still parentally retarded, is the politicians doing everything they can to create more censorship and centralized control under the guise of saving the children. If anything, these people aren't bad parents because they can't control their brats, it's that they can't control their government.

Not controlling the government is far more scary than some little shithead not getting to watch Denis Leary call someone a fucking cocksucker and talk about his erection likelihood on Rescue Me.

For the uninformed

As long as I can stab someone in the face through it.

I could second that as to why I haven't been laid lately -- I'm trying to get and keep a job for long enough to pay off my student loan, and maybe make enough to go back to college.

But I don't think any of us can really cite that as an excuse in high school. Can you honestly say that if that cute girl from Homeroom visited you in your house and came on to you that you'd ignore her? I mean, some people would, but I really hope that's not a common attitude here.

I challenge you to name a program that connects to an IRC network, enters a channel, and executes commands sent by another user, which you would want on your computer.

http://bash.org/?33619

Reminds me of this discussion.

It can be usefu on its ownl

http://bash.org/?779320

Excuse me, but I don't think that's possible. A gay person using anything other than OSX would mean the mighty QDB is wrong which cannot be.

Saw it once upon a time at bash.org.

<Zybl0re> get up

<Zybl0re> get on up

<Zybl0re> get up

<Zybl0re> get on up

<phxl|paper> and DANCE

* nmp3bot dances :D-<

* nmp3bot dances :D|-<

* nmp3bot dances :D/-<

<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

I'm afraid there's prior art for that idea here though his aim was a little higher. Given the ratio of asshats who'd do it on the innocent compared to those inflicting rightful justice to those that deserve it, you shouldn't give the control codes to just anybody. Just give them to me.

Particularly when it comes to computers or any other sort of information technology, which most people view the way the monkeys viewed the black monolith, as a mysterious object to be feared.

#2328 <TeamsterX> man watching 6 MSCE's around a sun box, looks alot like the opening scene's of 2001:space odyssey and the monkey's with the monolith

Check with this guy.

Perhaps he's made some progress on that invention.

http://www.bash.org/?203815

See here: http://www.bash.org./

Ok so maybe I'm being a smartass but you have to assume that everything on IRC is logged. Many users log everything just as a matter of course, or because their software does it automatically. I doubt servers normally keep logs as they'd be rather large, but nothing legally or technically is stopping them.

IRC is essentially a public forum.

Yes there is a place to check if #debian is logged.

The Internet is great, but the best thing it's ever done is when a bored schoolfriend of mine set the school's website's background to Goatse.
* Antifreez sighs
  So many memories attached to that song.
  It was so great when the IT teacher opened the page on a huge projection screen, and without looking at it, said "We, shall be attemping THIS, boys!"
  I swear, I was almost sick from laughing.

http://bash.org/?347793 if you want the original link

http://www.bash.org/?203815

I think "unstable" is meant not in the sense of "likely to crash", but in the sense of "likely to change" rapidly and drastically with updates. Of course, there is some correlation: the rapid rate of updates means that not all of them are very well tested, decreasing the "stability" of the system in the conventional sense.

I run Debian testing/unstable, and it's very stable in the sense of seldom crashing, but it's also very unstable in that you never know exactly what's going to happen when you type "apt-get upgrade", or just what seemingly unrelated packages you're going to have to install or uninstall to install some fancy new program through apt. (I suppose many people do understand these processes better than me; I'm not a Debian expert, just a user.)

This can be frustrating at times. As was said on bash.org: <jamesd> "... being a Linux user is sort of like living in a house inhabited by a large family of carpenters and architects. Every morning when you wake up, the house is a little different. Maybe there is a new turret, or some walls have moved. Or perhaps someone has temporarily removed the floor under your bed."

Obligatory bash link. :-)

Heh, I just looked on bash, and I saw that exact quote under the "latest" section. (http://www.bash.org/?766211) Looks like somebody stole your funny post.

I recently got a new Buffalo Linkstation NAS drive, and a nice feature is that the web interface to it has a 'Make a noise!' button so you can tell where it is if you lost it.

Get a clue.

http://www.bash.org/?328464 for those of you who haven't committed bash.org to memory.

I will be rich and famous when i find a way to stab people in the face over the internet - http://bash.org/?4281

That way I can remove them.

From bash.org

(JHawk111420) Hey whats up, a/s/l?
(Lady Renegade) more than you want, I'm sure :)
(JHawk111420) ill take that as a challenge ;-)
(Lady Renegade) take it any way you want sweetie
(JHawk111420) k, how old are ya?
(Lady Renegade) probably too old for you, but let's pretend I'm 20 ;)
(JHawk111420) k, what do ya look like?
(Lady Renegade) before or after I'm dressed up?
(JHawk111420) both :-D
(Lady Renegade) well......after I'm dressed up, I have long sexy red hair, nails painted red to match the slinky dress I have on, stiletto heels, pouty lips, green eyes, boobs out to here, and a smile that stops traffic
(JHawk111420) and before your dressed up?
(Lady Renegade) before I'm dressed up, I'm bald and wearing boxers...sometimes my weenie is peeking out
(Lady Renegade) hello?
(Lady Renegade) hello?
(Lady Renegade) hello ....

Best pickup line evar!

<Patrician|Away> what does your robot do, sam
<bovril> it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls

Mods on crack alert. The comment is a direct reference to this bash.org quote. Somebody please sort it out.

http://www.bash.org/?328464 (suitability for work is questionable) for those who don't get the reference.