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Re:Speaking of passwords
Sure, all I see are stars.
yes, it's a classic. http://www.bash.org/?244321
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Re:Getting the key picture, is the key to success
Sure, if their password is lesbian.
Good thing none of us can see your password. Only you can. As long as you type in your Slashdot password into Slashdot, it will hide it from us.
(This would have worked so much better if you weren't posting as an Anonymous Coward.)
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Re:MS cannot be trusted
"Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches." - Steve Balmer
eh? no no no...
"Microsoft is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches."
yep. sounds about right.
A common typo; the keys are like right next to each other.
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Re:Google is definitely searching us
It's that sick, twisted, perverted and utterly gross kind of porn that comes up with the searches, the kind that I certainly do NOT want.
There was actually something good about Napster, when you got a song, it was actually a song, instead of going on p2p's, downloading an MP3, and it ends up being some dog fucking a woman I mean, I still won, but what if it had been something sick...
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Re:Question for NYCL...
A bash quote comes to mind
#104052
-NES- lol
-NES- I download something from Napster
-NES- And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
-NES- I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
-NES- "getting my song back fucker"
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Re:Space Madness!source, for anyone who cares: Bash.org
The Fishchaser: we should tell the japaneese we found a planet full of giant tentacle monsters and their females are somehow little school girls The Fishchaser: we'll be going faster than the speed of light in a week
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Re:Flash Killer
I don' theen that word means what you theen it means.
Hah...I hadn't even noticed it in preview. Meant to say immoral. A common typo, the keys are right next to each other.
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Re:Really?
In case anyone needs the context, here.
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Re:In this house we respect the laws of physics
A great reference.
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Web 2.0 in a nutshellFrom bash.org:
<dsully> please describe web 2.0 to me in 2 sentences or less.
<jwb> you make all the content. they keep all the revenue. -
Well, it should be ok....
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Re:LOLERSKATES & ROFLCOPERS
...Delivered with the same kind of fervent, hysterical authority and gravitas depicted in "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas." See also: KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, But his knuckles will be white from inner tension... I call Shenanigans. Bet these don't show up in bash.org, either.
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So that's why...
I should remove the bloodninja quotes from my facebook profile. No wonder I don't get any dates
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Re:Um qualified even?
Bash.org has a quote relevant to everything
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Re:Captain Obvious Strikes Againyes... I've had that speech from women far too often "you're so nice, why can't the guys I date be more like you?" Here's my favorite illustration of this: DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired. So, to all the nice guys out there -- read this, and remember it. At a certain point, you have to call them on it -- say "I'm sorry you got hurt, but it's your own fucking fault." Or, when you get the "nice guy" speech, say "I'm right here."
Not only will this make you less of an emotional bitch for her, but it will also show at least some of the qualities that she seems to like -- assertiveness, bluntness...
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Re:At least...
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Re:u r rite!
"The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering cunt.
oops
wrong window
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Web 2.0 (Ob Bash)
No no no! They're just embracing Web 2.0.
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Re:Not *totally* awfull
So, this bashism is no longer that funny?
http://bash.org/?142934
docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000:
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
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Obligatory bash.org
As seen here
Metallica is pretty good at following the money. Much better than actually caring about their fans. -
Re:Was just kidding
Reminded me instantly: http://www.bash.org/?5775
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Re:Passwords?
Heh, I prefer hunter2
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Re:And if you can copy once
You mean like this?
lol
I download something from Napster
And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
"getting my song back fucker" -
Obligatory
As seen on bash.org:
<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)
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Re:Web 2.0 FAQ
Pretty good, but this has to be my favorite description of Web 2.0.
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Oblighm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is. http://www.bash.org/?5273
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Re:For us lazy readers...
oh for mod points!
would 'thanks for all the packages' suffice?
( and really, not reading the article is fair enough, but to just flap keys saying ' too lazy to read, but here's what i think...' someone really needs to hurry up and invent that thing that lets me stab people in the face through the internet -
Re:Oblig.
Not bad, references to qdb, the simpsons, and futurama.
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Re:This is not news...All things considered, not being able to edit is a good thing. "The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering cunt.
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Obligatory bash.org quoteFrom http://bash.org/?577451
<DmncAtrny> I will write on a huge cement block "By accepting this brick through your window, you accept it as is and agree to my disclaimer of all warranties, express or implied, as well as disclaimers of all liability, direct, indirect, consequential or incidental, that may arise from the installation of this brick into your building."
<DmncAtrny> And then hurl it through the window of a Sony officer
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Re:MMORPGsPicture yourself as a thin girl with big boobs..?
Nah, more like a robe and wizard hat.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
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Re:Three things.Probably one of the more interesting things David DeAngelo said was that it's a lot easier to turn a sexual relationship into a romantic one than the other way around.
Or, to put it another way, A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired. Don't be that guy.
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Obligatory bash.org link
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Re:Think of the Children
You left out the rather amusing fact that Tupac Shakur, despite being very much dead, elicits more interest than Eminem.
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Re:Does a 21 save?
This needs to be modded higher.
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Re:And people ask why I support Jesse Ventura?People have of course screwed with filenames just to see what happens (much more in Kazaa/Limewire than Bit-torrent), probably to test Rule 34, with interesting results; Yeah, I love that bash.org entry too: http://bash.org/?572066
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Re:Neanderthals weren't subtle?All mammals seem to have some form of intercommunication it seems though by that measure, even if it is by scent or subtle body/tail movements. Sure, but can they tell jokes like a duck can?
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Anecdote from Google
When I interned at Google, someone told me a funny anecdote about a guy who emailed their tech support insisting that the Google crawler had deleted his web site. At first, I think he was told that "Just because we download a copy of your site, doesn't mean your local copy is gone." (a'la obligatory bash.) But, the guy insisted, and finally they double checked and his site was in fact gone. Turns out that it was a home-brewed wiki-style site, and each page had a "delete" button. The only problem was, the "delete" button sent its query via GET, not POST, and so the Google spider happily followed those links one-by-one and deleted the poor guy's entire site. The Google guys were feeling charitable and so they sent him a backup of his site, but told him he wouldn't be so lucky the next time, and he should change any forms that make changes to POSTs -- GETs are only for queries.
So, long story short, I wonder how Google will avoid more of this kind of problem if they're really going off the deep end and submitting random data on random forms on the web. Like the above guy, people may not design their site with such a spider in mind, and despite their lack of foresight this could kill a lot of goodwill if done improperly. -
Re:A pointy hat
How can you reference a bloodninja post without the pirate log???
http://www.bash.org/?642195
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Re:protip
Clearly, you're not the first person to think of this.
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Re:What's the distinguishing characteristic?
Hmmm. Are you perchance related to this guy?
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Re:Duh - we all do.
Just don't surf long distance
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Re:This is great but...All men are men, all women are men Oblig Bash
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Oblig Bash quote
From bash.org
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING??????????????????????
stupid lameness filterstupid lameness filterstupid lameness filterstupid lameness filter stupid lameness filter Filter error: Please use fewer 'junk' characters. Filter error: Please use fewer 'junk' characters. -
Re:Not the peaceful activists.A msg from Anonymous
Actually, that was a clever quote reference.
Sadly lost among a post crafted in fourth grade.
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Re:Genetic link?
Well, you just need a new line then. Here's one courtesy of bash.org:
{Edofnor} #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? -
Bash.org reflects my feelings about Creative
Shamelessly stolen from bash.org
<booradley> I'd like to perform a one act play I call, "Creative screwed me like a bitch"
<booradley> <audigy> Buy me! I'm ever so sexy
<booradley> <boo> ok. come home with me and we'll play among the stars
<booradley> <audigy> tee hee! I love you, boo!
<booradley> <boo> I love you too, audigy
<booradley>
<booradley> <boo> there, you're all installed. how do you feel?
<neshura> down in front!
<booradley> <audigy> LET JESUS FUCK YOU! VRAAAGH!
* audience gasps.
<booradley> * audigy is putting noise across your PCI channels
<booradley> <hard drive> Mein leben!
<booradley> * hard drive has died
<booradley> <audigy> Blaaah! blaaaugh! your mother sucks cocks in hell! graaagh!
<booradley> <modem> aaieee
<booradley> *modem has died
<booradley> and the new modem I got connects at 32k tops
<Shendal> By far, that's the best one-act IRC play I've read this season. Do I smell a Tony award? -
Re:You need only look at history
...invent a device to stab someone in the face over the internet.
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Re:Yes, this is spin but it's not mine.
Lying/lying by omission and not telling your partner about your AIDS isn't really an option either IMO.
From this i'm assuming that you're not a Sales
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Re:Does it have to be a cellular network?
Why does everyone assume verizon will use the spectrum for wireless[...]?
'Cause they paid for the spectrum. They'd be pretty stupid to pay for a wireless spectrum, then discard it and lay cables. Like driving into walls