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http://www.fu-fme.com/

Problem solved!

http://www.fu-fme.com/

Well, technically speaking, someone is willing. (Ya, I know it's a joke)

They should create a controller similar to this. The games that use it should also be networkable.

Yes they do

Sorry, but you are wrong: http://www.fu-fme.com/

Well...

They probably picture the Apple equivalent of these.

http://www.fu-fme.com/

What, you aren't already?.

Yes, they will come pre-loaded with the fufme drives.

(nsfw if your boss is humour-impared).

of the end of the need for women! All they need to do now is add one of these (http://www.fu-fme.com/) to the life-size model, and we're set!

It's called Fu-Fme

Problem solved :
http://www.fu-fme.com/

• TelePerv.com - remote squeezeing of various body parts.
• Since it can be digitized it can be stored and copied. Squeeze Vida Guerra's bum for only $4.95! Download now! Nah, I'll use SqueezeTorrent.com or eMule.
• How could you sue a pervert Doctor that copped a feel while giving an ObGyn exam from a remote location. Like Hong Kong.
• Or prevent him from coping that digitized sample and selling to med schools and online pr0n shops
• Fu-Fme could become real
• If errr WHEN an incident happens who has jurisdiction. At the location of the feeler or the feelie

In the US, do we see much interactive penetration?

I don't know...maybe you should ask these guys.

It'd better have some excellent mods available.

They are planing support of the FUFME drive http://www.fu-fme.com/ .
For now you just have to play with one hand, and use the other for a more realistic experience :)

Perhaps niche peripherals such as these will become popular if supported?

I just prick my finger, stick it up to the PC and I'm good to go.

Are you new to the English language? The correct word order for preparing your "hardware" for use in the FU-FME drive is "I just finger my prick."

Does it have a plugin for Slashdot crowd's preferred gadget?

but UDP never felt so good!

It already exists: http://www.fu-fme.com/

I always wanted a fu-fme, but sadly they aren't OS X compatible. :(

On a more serious note, I'm considering one of these to help convert the mounds and mounds of greek cassette tapes my parents have from the 60's. If only something like that existed for 8-tracks..

Obviously the author hasn't seen "FuckU-FuckMe":
http://www.fu-fme.com/

http://fu-fme.com/

Oh the golden days of the 'net are brought to fruition!

hmm... hasn't this been around for a while aready? [link may be NSFW]

FU-FME has been around for quite a while.

Is this a *new* idea? Hardly.

http://www.fu-fme.com/ (humor)
http://www.sinulator.com/ (real)

So I guess the next logical step was a chicken. I think these guys have spent too much time on a farm.

How can we forget this? Its been done

They do make a hentai accessory. http://www.fu-fme.com/

I think this is it: http://www.fu-fme.com/

... one of these...

"...can do remote massages with Asterisk!" Remote massages? Sounds like it could be better than this. I'll have to look into both feature lists.

Seriously. I figured they were talking about the fu-fme peripherals..

Once they code the DWIM method, should they intergrate it with Teledildonics ? :-)

> perhaps, though, they should create a list of state-approved electromechanical stimulation devices. somehow the notion of a state sanctioned "sexual energy dissipation device" would fit nicely with the whole "control" thing they're into.

While at it, perhaps they should also offer state subsidy for the multiuser product.

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Well there's always this.

Well, These guys should make this gadget usb enabled so that you could plug it into your console. Now, with xbox live and ps2 net adapter, you could have all the sex partners in the world!

See?

FU-FME

Ok, lets first look at the options:

Signifigant other
Sex
Genital Stimulation
Minutes of Enjoyment

Games
Fun
Visual/Mental Stimulation
Hours of Enjoyment

So what's the solution? Ditch the signifigant other. Then buy one of these for your computer. Now you can play games, and get everything you would from a signifigant other.

Many need a better computer, or a serious upgrade to get it all...

but hey... think there's a 'signifigant other' who will pleasure you while you play a game? I think not. But I know a certain computer that would.

And it doesn't ask you to return the favor.

And despite needing a powerful computer that can multitask well... the money you save from dinners, and jewlery... will mean better framerates, and orgasms.

What more do you want?

4) A method for having sex with a computer (you know it'll happen one day... and when it does... I'm rolling in the cash)


Sorry, there is prior art: fu-fme. :)

Hey, don't look at me like that! I don't even use windows!

Probably involved this product.

http://www.fu-fme.com/

I don't know if they have a PCMCIA version yet, but this tool may be nice for long plane rides.

Windows XP/Server 2003
Anything made by SCO
SCO Stock
One of these kinky drives

Or perhaps just a classic gift: A condom and a can of whipped cream.

Yeah. Tools are available.

I have the ultimate "gaming" peripheral for ya...

try fu-fme.