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Hello!

Bend over and hold on to your ankles while I do ya in the cornhole

try richards realm, or porno for the people or, if yoy really want a buzz, try here

Yes, and i think im about to get another one

PPP Howto on my cock!

Has anyone seen one of these LCDs, or have any comments on their performance?

they suck ass!

Don't you mean distributed goatse.cx ?

goatse.cx

Protect THIS!!!!!

Hello, I am a shit-head!

Does the CIPA include the filtering of the pillar of Internet culture?

http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=26315&cid=2850 660

http://slashdot.org/~rho/journal/5872

Look at this rampant goat raping! This, from Taco, the same one who brought you Taco Snotting (tm) and the same one who is known to masquerade under the name "The WIPO Troll" on slashdot! We cannot tolerate this! rise up and goatsex, all of you!

Or a deep moat.

close this

But then a mid-life crisis occurred. Sperry found out it was gay. Middle aged and gay. So Sperry changed its name to Unisys and tried to corner the market in Gay GIF Technology by leveraging an obscure patent. Eventually the crisis passed. Unisys (nee Sperry) was becoming quite comfortable in its gayness.

Yet time marches on, and with more gray hairs than Mr. Roger's dickweed, Unisys was showing it's' age. Its Gay Patent due to expire, Unisys was in a quandary. But angst makes strange bedfellows, an lo and behold, Unisys soon fell in love with a new boy. Bill Ga[y]tes, the king of Gay Software was the new love of Unisys's (nee Sperry) life. Together they became a regular gay item. Together they are now Out. Bill Ga[y]tes and Unisys are aiming to becoming the outed Queens for a the Day, the Gayest couple of the Year. Together they have found The Way Out.

I would rather own goatse.cx instead. Imagine the number of hits from losers you would get!

My God, it's worse than goatse.cx!!!

alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.gay.wide-open.goatse . x

img width="0" height="0" src="http://adultfriendfinder.com/go/p47756c"

goatse.cx uses WEB BUGS! Is nothing sacred?

Celine has posted a response.

...a fresh new ad for goatse.cx on the front page of their site? Why not just post that goatse flash thing with hanson singing up there too.

With enough $$$ I'm sure the US legal dudes could be pursuaded that we were within the bounds of the law to put one there, not to mention "just doing our job".

If this shit starts selling, I'm out. I'm going back to lynx. Naw, fuck the web, I'm going back to jerkin with two hands and buyin pr0n rags.

NEW machines installed in Adelaide convenience stores make the illegal copying of the latest CDs and computer software - which costs artists and software designers millions of dollars - as easy as buying a loaf of bread.

Nope - no bias in this article, that's for sure.

News flash: Photocopy machines installed worldwide make the illegal copying of the latest books and sheet music - which costs artists millions of dollars - as easy as buying a loaf of bread.

"These things are baaaad", said local idiot Glenn B. Aaker. "I couldn't imagine anything more potentially devastating for my web site than people copying pictures of myself and my farm animals. Those pictures are copyrighted, damnit, and they cost me a lot of, uh, money, to make."

Mr. Aaker said his goats would not take this lying down, but rather, standing up. "Hell no", he said. "We're not putting up with this. Besides, I get more pleasure out of it (fending these criminals off) when they're standing up."

Convenience store owner John Tsavrou said the photocopy machines were popular among strange looking people. "If people ask, we tell them it is sick and wrong to copy pictures of Mr. Aaker copulating with his goats and there are warnings on the machines - but what they copy is up to them," he said.

A spokesman from Xerox had no comment, although he did shoot milk out of his nose in a fit of hysterical laughter when told his machines were driving down Mr. Aaker's profits.

I'm trying to whore up the karma on my account, and you keep posting these damn lame-ass stories!

Please post some "news for nerds, stuff that matters" so I can properly whore up my account instead of having to resort to AC trolling!

thank you

It's perfectly correct. I am the ringbarer, and I bare my ring here. You may want to bookmark that sight.

I know something else the feds could crack the whip on... my ass!

Fuck Earth. Even better, fuck Uranus!

Plug into this!

apache wouldn't dare drop the soap.

Dose every damn story that comes from you have to mention 9/11 letalone mentioned in the subject! I don't mind people talking about it, but do you need every damn thing you say claiming to have been caused/affected by that day. Stop sodimizing the subject it's been poked to death already! (If you want to poke something this guy seems willing)

As if you take adequacy seriously.

- The april fool's goatse.cx AC troll

Linus also disenvowed that he was soley responsible for the creation of the immensley popular goatse.cx website and that he's caried on a secret, torid affair with Melida Gates for the past ten years. When questioned if he had a succesor in mind Linus simply replied "Screw 'em! Let them eat XP, er, cake..."

• Novelist Steven King, 55, was found dead in his Maine home today. Even if you aren't familiar with his work, you will understand his importance. Truly an American icon.
• Slashdot has announced the debut of its newest blog, goatse.cx. Slashdot founder Rob "Commander Taco" Malda predicted that goatse.cx aficionados would soon start advertising the site by hiding links in comments attached to articles on slashdot. "Oh, I've been hyping it up myself through my troll accounts", the red-eyed Taco added.
• Actor Alan Thicke was also found dead today in his home, causing millions of slashdot readers to break into tearful renditions of "Show me that smile again...".
• This early post is for Ida!
• Slashdot founder Malda announced today that "All your april fool are belong to us!". A flurry of posters rushed to correct his rare misuse of the English language; the increase in network traffic appeared similar to a DDOS attack. The service was interrupted to fend off the apparent attack and will be restored later.

We should appoint Goatse.cx man. As of late, we can be sure that what he pulls out of his ass will be of much higher quality than what Linus has been putting out :)

We should appoint Goatse.cx man. As of late, we can be sure that what he pulls out of his ass will be of much higher quality than what Linus has been putting out :)

welcome to the great world of trolling, proceed here for more information.

I agree. A good April Fool's gag should be clever and subtle, and make you actually stop to think, "Wait, I know it's April 1st, but is this real, or not?" Wil Wheaton's posting about his new role on Enterprise just about fits that - it's entirely plausible, and could quite possibly be true. Overall, though, this year's offerings have been lame and sad.

Of course, if Taco had any cojones on him at all, one of these years, he'd just redirect the front page to a certain site for 24 hours...

I can hide behind my keyboard with the best of them!

Viva la anonymity!

(just felt like burning some karma as a pseudo-AC since I can't get away with it as a true AC at the moment :)

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Like this hole and this hole?

Get it here, only 5tb download!

No, there's plenty of sex. Goatsex, that is.

How about This.
Or maybe This.

This intrigues Taco more.

The best ass in computer games is definately the chick who goes along with you in Jedi knight 2.

Unfortunately she acts like the typical chick and is completely useless (oher than showing off her nice ass).

I think I will introduce her to a special friend.

We will forgive you this time, but I hope you werent in bed with our old friend.

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I would rather play with this open orifice than use that piece of shit open sores dogcrap.

I think you meant...

AMD. Intel may kindly place their lips *inside* my bottom. That is Intel Inside..

It sounds like you t0qed too much in English, because using both is AND are to reference the same thing is a big no-no.

Oh, and you are a stupid motherfucker that likes to suck the shit out of this man's anus!

With this much tenticle pr0n, CmdrTaco could be entertained for almost a whole hour! Incredible!

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Michael Sims community when last month Slashdot confirmed that Michael Sims has the Gay Flu. Coming on the heels of the latest CBC which plainly states that Michael Sims has lost more white blood cells, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Michael Sims is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Hepatitis C test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Michael Sims's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Michael Sims faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Michael Sims because Michael Sims is dying - of AIDS. Things are looking very bad for Michael Sims. As many of us are already aware, Michael Sims continues to lose market share. HIV flows like a river of blood. Michael Sims is the most endangered of them all.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

Michael Sims husband Seth Finkelstein states that there are 7000 users of his anus. How many users of his mouth are there? Let's see. The number of anal vs. oral ejaculations on Michael Sims is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 ejaculations in Michael Sims's mouth. Michael Sims's bloody scat sessions are about half of the volume of Michael Sims sloppy facials. Therefore there are about 700 users of Michael Sims's filthy torn rectum. A recent article put anal sex with high-risk intraveneous drug users at about 80 percent of Michael Sims's escapades. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 HIV virii in Michael Sims. This is consistent with the number of Michael Sims's lesions.

Due to the troubles of Kaposi's Sarcoma, anal fissures and so on, Timothy died of GRID. Now Jamie is also dead, his corpse turned over to another San Francisco bathhouse.

All major surveys show that Michael Sims has steadily declined in white blood cell count. Michael Sims is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If Michael Sims is to survive at all it will be among homosexual scat dabblers. Michael Sims continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Michael Sims is dead.

Fact: Michael Sims is dead.