Domain: goatse.cx
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Comments · 12,559
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porn and masturbation
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Re:Slashdotted already.
How's this for you?
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Re:If this works
look punk, its Goatse.cx forever at least provide a link.
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Re:Dear Slashdot,
I think I found it for you. -
YAAT
yet another anonymous troll...
you coul at least have put some link to the goatse ! -
Re:Err... I think the artcle post is a bit off...
They do this on purpose. As a result of their blatant fucking lies, or should i say blatant fucking lies , you people will read the article and proceed to carry on a discussion over it. Trolls, like myself, will mock the authors and call them goat raping tapeworm-infected inbred homosexuals for posting such tripe. Thus, the authors continue to maintain their empire-a site upon which one can simultaneously find geeky discussion and comedy. We must not allow their evil plot to succeed! Their plan can be foiled only by upsetting the slashdot ecosystem. We must take the editors' misinformation seriously, and convince others to believe their lies. As a result, slashdot will become known as a corruptor of minds and a source of constant misinformation and trouble. It will be blacklisted by serious professionals, and overrun by trolls. At that point we will laugh at you all, and move on to other things, such as child molesting and the murder of chickens by decapitation. Because we are just that kind of people.
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A deep space
Just imagine what's growing in this environment!
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I have a better environment...
In my ASS
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Re:Wall Street Embraces Linux?
Yes, Slashdot is a Catholic church and everyone prays to statues of this man.
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Re:They are already paying all the fees
No, uh, I did not know that. Thanks for that bit of completly useless information.
your almost as gay as this. -
My favorite algorithm
(1) Insert both hands. (2) Pull and Spread. (3) Take picture.
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Re:I'll tell you where they're headed...
They are headed straight up your ass, mother fucker.
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Re:Actually they already have
Here is your reference.
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troll for dogmatirc - Liunx 0ns j00!
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BACK .I .like .wide .pages .I .wish .all .pages .c ould .be .as .wide .as .this .dont .you .wide .pag es .are .much .cooler .than .those .narrow .pages . you .are .used .to .reading .because .you .dont .h ave .to .worry .about .the .lameness .filter .tell ing .you .that .you .don't .have .enough .charater s .per .line .that .really .sucks .when .that .hap pens .and .you .have .to .put .some .lame .lamenes s .filter .defeater .text .in .there .i .wonder .h ow .many .people .will .read .this .whole .comment . I .certainly .hope .it .doesnt .annoy .too .many . people .This .is .just .the .beginning .because .P AGE .WIDENING .IS .BACK .I .like .wide .pages .I . wish .all .pages .could .be .as .wide .as .this .d ont .you .wide .pages .are .much .cooler .than .th ose .narrow .pages .you .are .used .to .reading .b ecause .you .dont .have .to .worry .about .the .la meness .filter .telling .you .that .you .don't .ha ve .enough .charaters .per .line .that .really .su cks .when .that .happens .and .you .have .to .put . some .lame .lameness .filter .defeater .text .in . there .i .wonder .how .many .people .will .read .t his .whole .comment .I .certainly .hope .it .doesn t .annoy .too .many .people .This .is .just .the . beginning .because .PAGE .WIDENING .IS .BACK .I .l ike .wide .pages .I .wish .all .pages .could .be . as .wide .as .this .dont .you .wide .pages .are .m uch .cooler .than .those .narrow .pages .you .are . used .to .reading .because .you .dont .have .to .w orry .about .the .lameness .filter .telling .you . that .you .don't .have .enough .charaters .per .li ne .that .really .sucks .when .that .happens .and . you .have .to .put .some .lame .lameness .filter . defeater .text .in .there .i .wonder .how .many .p eople .will .read .this .whole .comment .I .certai nly .hope .it .doesnt .annoy .too .many .people .T his .is .just .the .beginning .because .PAGE .WIDE NING .IS .BACK .I .like .wide .pages .I .wish .all . pages .could .be .as .wide .as .this .dont .you .w ide .pages .are .much .cooler .than .those .narrow . pages .you .are .used .to .reading .because .you . dont .have .to .worry .about .the .lameness .filte r .telling .you .that .you .don't .have .enough .c haraters .per .line .that .really .sucks .when .th at .happens .and .you .have .to .put .some .lame . lameness .filter .defeater .text .in .there .i .wo nder .how .many .people .will .read .this .whole . comment .I .certainly .hope .it .doesnt .annoy .to o .many .people .This .is .just .the .beginning .b ecause .PAGE .WIDENING .IS .BACK .I .like .wide .p ages .I .wish .all .pages .could .be .as .wide .as . this .dont .you .wide .pages .are .much .cooler .t han .those .narrow .pages .you .are .used .to .rea ding .because .you .dont .have .to .worry .about . the .lameness .filter .telling .you .that .you .do n't .have .enough .charaters .per .line .that .rea lly .sucks .when .that .happens .and .you .have .t o .put .some .lame .lameness .filter .defeater .te xt .in .there .i .wonder .how .many .people .will . read .this .whole .comment .I .certainly .hope .it . doesnt .annoy .too .many .people .This .is .just . the .beginning .because .PAGE .WIDENING .IS .BACK . I .like .wide .pages .I .wish .all .pages .could . be .as .wide .as .this .dont .you .wide .pages .ar e .much .cooler .than .those .narrow .pages .you . are .used .to .reading .because .you .dont .have . to .worry .about .the .lameness .filter .telling . you .that .you .don't .have .enough .charaters .pe r .line .that .really .sucks .when .that .happens . and .you .have .to .put .some .lame .lameness .fil ter .defeater .text .in .there .i .wonder .how .ma ny .people .will .read .this .whole .comment .I .c ertainly .hope .it .doesnt .annoy .too .many .peop le .This .is .just .the .beginning .because .PAGE . 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BACK .I .like .wide .pages .I .wish .all .pages .c ould .be .as .wide .as .this .dont .you .wide .pag es .are .much .cooler .than .those .narrow .pages . you .are .used .to .reading .because .you .dont .h ave .to .worry .about .the .lameness .filter .tell ing .you .that .you .don't .have .enough .charater s .per .line .that .really .sucks .when .that .hap pens .and .you .have .to .put .some .lame .lamenes s .filter .defeater .text .in .there .i .wonder .h ow .many .people .will .read .this .whole .comment . I .certainly .hope .it .doesnt .annoy .too .many . people .This .is .just .the .beginning .because .P AGE .WIDENING .IS .BACK .I .like .wide .pages .I . wish .all .pages .could .be .as .wide .as .this .d ont .you .wide .pages .are .much .cooler .than .th ose .narrow .pages .you .are .used .to .reading .b ecause .you .dont .have .to .worry .about .the .la meness .filter .telling .you .that .you .don't .ha ve .enough .charaters .per .line .that .really .su cks .when .that .happens .and .you .have .to .put . some .lame .lameness .filter .defeater .text .in . there .i .wonder .how .many .people .will .read .t his .whole .comment .I .certainly .hope .it .doesn t .annoy .too .many .people .This .is .just .the . beginning .because .PAGE .WIDENING .IS .BACK .I .l ike .wide .pages .I .wish .all .pages .could .be . as .wide .as .this .dont .you .wide .pages .are .m uch .cooler .than .those .narrow .page
s .you .are .used .to .reading .because .you .dont . have .to .worry .about .the .lameness .filter .tel ling .you .that .you .don't .have .enough .charate rs .per .line .that .really .sucks .when .that .ha ppens .and .you .have .to .put .some .lame .lamene ss .filter .defeater .text .in .there .i .wonder . how .many .people .will .read .this .whole .commen t .I .certainly .hope .it .doesnt .annoy .too .man y .people .This .is .just .the .beginning .because . PAGE .WIDENING .IS .BACK .I .like .wide .pages .I . wish .all .pages .could .be .as .wide .as .this .d ont .you .wide .pages .are .much .cooler .than .th ose .narrow .pages .you .are .used .to .reading .b ecause .you .dont .have .to .worry .about .the .la meness .filter .telling .you .that .you .don't .ha ve .enough .charaters .per .line .that .really .su cks .when .that .happens .and .you .have .to .put . some .lame .lameness .filter .defeater .text .in . there .i .wonder .how .many .people .will .read .t his .whole .comment -
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Re:Sun Whoppers
it appears your definition of systems is different from everyone else. When someone says "systems" people think of software systems. Servers, databases, user-applications. Java is excellent for all of those. Java is not an operating systems language (like C) and was never designed to be one.
and as for polymorphism. consider a class X that extends from a class Z.
X x = new Z();
That's polymorphism my friend.
Soon Java's also gonna have generics:
ArrayList<Integer> a = new ArrayList();
(or something like that)
point: JAVA HAS POLYMORPHISM!! NOW LETS GET THAT PHOTO DONE! -
LoOoOOOoOoL!
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FIRST POST
Connect this
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Re:bah
michael raped my pet goat!! It's ass looks like this now!!
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Re:Designing good Linux applications
Oh, fuck off. Everyone knows the future of computing is Amiga.
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Re:Seriously? Mutation?
Retarded jackass. Believe it.
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Re:My Vote:No, the biggest lie I've ever been sold is anything of the form
Slashdotted, here is a mirror
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The world is gay
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Re:Sun Whoppers
ok, the middle two are open to debate.
but the first and last are flat out wrong. Java is ideal for large systems and servers. Java is also an object oriented language. Whoever says it isnt (including pnatural) deserves to be taken out back for a photo shoot -
Rachet Wrenches in my Rectum.
The following is like yelling. But first, this....
3 IN THE MORNING and i gotta be someplace
i don't remember where
FRIENDS TRY TO MAKE ME STAY OR CALL ME A CAB HOME
I GRAB MY KEYS AND A BEER
THE COPS THEY TOOK MY LICENSE AWAY
BUT I GOT MY CAR OUT OF IMPOUND TODAY
AND IVE BEEN DRUNK SINCE LAST SATURDAY
YOU'D BETTER STAY OUTTA MY WAY
I DRINK AND DRIVE
FEEL SO ALIVE
I'LL NEVER TAKE THAT DIVE
FEEL SO ALIVE
I'M DOIN' NINETY-FIVE
I DRINK AND DRIVE
I FEEL SO ALIVE
I DRINK AND DRIVE
EARLY MORNING AND THE FREEWAY'S DESERTED
LIKE ITS ALL MINE
I'M TRYING TO SET A NEW DRUNKEN SPEED RECORD
BUT I CAN'T DRIVE A STRAIGHT LINE
FLASHING LIGHTS
SPLIT THE NIGHT
I'M TOSSING BOTTLES AS I SWERVE TO THE RIGHT
NOW IVE SLAMMED MY FACE INTO THE BACK OF A BIG-RIG
AT LEAST YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME YOU FUCKING PIGS
DESIGNATE SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME
I'M SO DRUNK I CAN HARDLY SEE
ANOTHER SHOT OF JAGER AND I TURN THE KEY
I GOT SO MANY PLACES TO BE
i drink and drive
feel so alive
I'LL NEVER TAKE THAT DIVE
feel so alive
I'M DOIN NINETY-FIVE
I DRINK AND DRIVE
i feel so alive...
I DRINK AND DRIVE
WHEN I'M ON A BINGE
MY FRIENDS ALL CRINGE
THEY WON'T DRIVE AT NIGHT
CAUSE THE WAY I TEAR UP THE FREEWAY IS SUCH A FRIGHT
But I think I drive alright.
ps-caps=yelling.
Reason: Don't use so many caps.df dfsd sd dfe4 4 df dfdf hghghf dfgsdfdf gfdg! It's like yelling.
Suck it, logged 0ut bitch3z!Suck it, logged 0ut bitch3z!Suck it, logged 0ut bitch3z!Suck it, logged 0ut bitch3z!Suck it, logged 0ut bitch3z!Suck it, logged 0ut bitch3z!Suck it, logged 0ut bitch3z! its been brought to my attention that you've been spending entirely too much time at various dunkin donuts locales. -
Lose 99lbs in 99hours!
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I can see it now.....
Hundreds of trolls scaring the crap out of people by using the goatse.cx image as their password.
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Re:Chase the standards
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Re:Oh what a night!
Check out this carbon based thermal conducting foam !!
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Annotation
Therefore, consuming the tissue would be the same as consuming the meat.
Yes, obviously this is true. I meant to say "consuming the tissue would be the same as consuming the liquid."
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Parent links to Goatse.cx. Here's how:Do not click the link in parent; it goes to sickening male pornography. Piece by piece:
http://www.google.com/search
The front end to all Google Web searches.?btnI=cache
Anything passed in btnI will activate the "I'm Feeling Lucky" feature, which sends the user directly to the first result.&cache=wheels+of+zeus
'cache' is not a valid CGI variable for Google, so Google ignores it.%20%20%20%20...%20%20%20%20
Used to push all CGI parameters after it off the right side of the status bar. Good thing I have my system font set to Arial Narrow 8; otherwise I wouldn't have seen it.&q=goatse
The first result for goatse is http://www.goatse.cx/, which is mirrored at http://www.hick.org/goat/. The "I'm Feeling Lucky" will send the user directly to goatse.cx.
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Re:Passport lookalike ?
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Re:Semi-OT Rant
When I see this, I suspect you like to be fucked in the ass and are addicted to having long homosexual sessions with R0b Ma1da, after which you will go running to your gay friends saying that you have been cheated and start charging money for homoseuxals to fuck your ass by the minute due to the excessive demand in the the "day of the geek-homosexual".
Why, why are you so gay? Oh, well. It will be fun until a large black man with a 14 incher makes you bleed. I now return you to the scheduled trolls... -
Not on my watch
You will click this link and you will like it!!!
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Re:CowboyNeal
Cowboi Kneel is an overweight
/. janitor who takes part in many twisted sexual fantasies such as sitting ass-naked on Jon Katz's face or sucking Hemos's or CmdrTaco's cock. Since Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda's recent wedding proposal, Cowboi Kneel has been sexually frustrated since his butt buddy will no longer indulge his fantasies about all things ANAL. Other than working at Slashdot, he'll often frequent gay pr0n sites such as Goatse.cx or HomoSex.com. I hoped that helped answer your questions. -
Re:The crucial bit has been censored!
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Re:DMCA as a religion
I thought you were keen on this icon (which actually looks like a cross between GWB and LRH... did they copulate ?)
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Cola Light... not evil ???
HA !!!
1. If you drink cola light you are a yuppy wimp
2. Cola rots your stomach
3. any 'light' drink means you are a loser
Therefore anything that turns someone into a stomach rotting, yuppy, wimp, loser has GOT be evil - especially if they say SHIT FUCK CUNT WANKER LOSER GAYBO SLUT DICKHEAD and links to Microsoft
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Re:I saw one of these at the weekend
I don't actually like "real" coffee, which is what the airport coffee places invariably sell. I actually prefer the bog-standard Nescafe (don't even like the Gold Blend stuff).
People like you should be sent to a Turkish jail.The geek inside couldn't resist this new-fangled-heat-me-up-in-a-couple-of-minutes can
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hey michael !
you should got to sleep, ya know, if you want I can replace you and post seriously interesting stories about "how genetical engineering allows exo-digestion".
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Re:or in WashingtonDude, you admitted to working for M$ on
/. and made no excuses for it! How do you walk with balls that big?He doesn't walk; he lies on his back.
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there's no goatse in the entire article !!!
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Re:Um....well stop sending so much fucking junk then, you self righteous little prick. i don't give a flying fuck if you don't like the stick you get; if you work for a company that sends out mass mails then you completely fucking deserve it.
whether your opt-out link works, and whether you think you are 'ethical' is irrelevant. you are worse than a nigger. you are an annoying waste of my oxygen and i hope you fucking die.
if you want to opt out of any further tirades of abuse then please click the following link, putting "ream my faggot ass" in the subject line.
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Eh?
Dear CmdrTaco (Score:3, Funny)
by Signa1 11 on on Wednesday March 20, @08:14AM (#3193451)
(User #567568 Info)
Not the Signa1 ll on ?
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Re:Froydian Engine Sizes
You think that's big, look at the venturi on this baby!
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HI!
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Re:The Real Info...
other whoring links
Other links for further information:
Cnet [com.com]
SATA and ISCSI [infoworld.com]
Intel Dev paper [intel.com]
Maxtor Whitepaper [maxtor.com] -
a book ?
a bouc ? I prefer goatse
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Pretty cool.
I only wish goatse had an affiliate program. I would really love to get my hands on one of the enormous, bloody, shits that must come out of that guy's ass. Just think of the possibilities.
I find it hard to be surprised, though, that these P2P programs are resorting to such "underhanded" ways of bringing in money. When your userbase is composed entirely of thieves, what else can you do? There are plenty of other, obviously more fruitful, places for legitimate advertisers to spend their money (even this place, although that would probably be "obviously more fruity").