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Nimda To Strike Again

Seabass55 writes: "Researchers say Nimda is set to propagate again after rechecking Nimda's code. God help all the MS boxes ... again." Looks like the owners of unpatched IIS machines have until 9 p.m. GMT (1 a.m. ET) to get ready. I'd like to see a nice double stockade for the writers of Sircam and Nimda, and maybe some fireants. Update: 09/27 22:45 GMT by T : Temporal confusion -- that's 5:00 GMT, sorry :) Update: 09/28 00:14 GMT by T : Carnage4Life contributes this link to a command-line tool from Microsoft to list patches already installed or still needed, if you think your Windows machine may be vulnerable.

523 comments

  1. Cool Virus by WndrBr3d · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This NAMBLA virus really rules, and holds true to its name.

    Pounds ya right in the ass.

  2. gimme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Now where are those scripts to shut down the boxes. To hell with the legal ramifications, I am sick of megabyte upon megabyte of log file filled with these fucking attacks.

  3. 9 PM? by SpanishInquisition · · Score: 3, Flamebait

    All NT admins leave at 4:50 PM, too bad for them.

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    1. Re:9 PM? by Elminst · · Score: 1

      And they don't come in till 9 AM...

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    2. Re:9 PM? by JohnHegarty · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Oh no.... i hope you have someone else there who can point and click

    3. Re:9 PM? by gid · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      FYI, This guy's sig point to file:///dev/mouse I was courageous enough to click and it didn't do anything to mozilla, what's it supposed to do? Some sort of exploit I presume?

    4. Re:9 PM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What do you mean 9AM? Tomorrow is Friday. Windows NT is so easy to administer that you don't even have to bother showing up for work on Friday! Let the secretray fix it if something should happen to go wrong.

    5. Re:9 PM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ones I know leave at 4:00.

      Imagine, 4:50!

    6. Re:9 PM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny I come in at 7:00am and leave at 5:00pm. The Unix admin comes in at 7:30 and leaves at 3:30pm. Hmmmm...If I was to stereotype Unix admins like you are stereotyping NT admins. Well their loafs who keep crashing networks every other day and let me tell you this guy is one step from getting fired.

    7. Re:9 PM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And be sure that /dev/mouse is pointing to something that is readable to you.

      For instance on my machine
      /dev/mouse ----> /dev/psaux
      which had permissions
      crw------- root root

      so with a quick
      su
      chmod o+r /dev/psaux

      I went to click on the link, and as you might have expected, instant X-freezup.

    8. Re:9 PM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i bet you have short hair and wear polo shirts and wingtip shoes, fuckface

    9. Re:9 PM? by D+Anderson+n'Swaart · · Score: 2

      Ianamss (I am not a Microsoft supporter), but it almost sounds like you think easy administration of a server is a bad thing. I'm sure that can't be what you meant...

    10. Re:9 PM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take exception to that! I didn't leave work until 8pm today.

    11. Re:9 PM? by HeelBiter · · Score: 1

      Or was that 3 AM last Tuesday?

      We have an Open Line forum at work--hard copies posted around the plant of questions directed toward senior managers/vice presidents and the like. When "the Internet was STILL broken" the next morning, (taking down the network is just not an option at an automobile factory) we started getting nasty Open Lines from users who couldn't check their stocks and Hotmail. My favorite began...

      "Well, it's 6 PM and the Internet is still down. Nice to see that the IS department all went home promptly at 5 PM, whether anything was fixed or not..."

      Senior Manager wrote a scathing (and publicly posted) reply, informing the author that most of us were here from 8 AM till 3 AM that night: in the server room where the problem had to be addressed. (Except me, I was here from 6 AM till 3AM, and back at 6 AM: Yay!)

      Ooops, gotta go, I have a 5 PM tee time...

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    12. Re:9 PM? by cholokoy · · Score: 1

      No, its 4:50PM of the next day or until they have finished installing the patches and made sure all Win servers are OK.

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    13. Re:9 PM? by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      Windows NT is so easy to administer that you don't even have to bother showing up for work on Friday!


      I only wish that were true. I just used loaded all of the latest patches for Windows 2000 on Microsoft's Web Site, then ran the aforementioned utility (hfnetchk) and it still lists 9 patches as "not installed." Oh well. Hopefully, those 9 patches are for services that I don't have installed on my machine.

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    14. Re:9 PM? by ethereal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Except the user was right, of course - if you guys weren't using NT, or possibly just kept up on the patches from Microsoft and hoped that those patches didn't hose something else that was important, the Internet wouldn't be broken (or at least the only brokenness would be coming from machines outside of your site, which you could at least firewall off). Heaven forbid a user point out that you guys can't keep it together. The fact that you had to work really hard and still couldn't get things back up in a timely fashion doesn't fill me with sympathy at all, it just makes me wonder when you'll finally come to your senses and use a technology that doesn't let you down so badly. I'm guessing not too soon, though.

      - ethereal, who bitches all the time about the Microsoftening of his workplace, because the IT team deserves to hear exactly how their "solutions" are working out. "Not well" is the answer.

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    15. Re:9 PM? by fscking_coward_2001 · · Score: 1

      Funny. The scary thing is, I know way too many NT sysadmins who can't fathom administering a box without a p&c interface, MCSEs who have no idea what can be done via scripting, who know nothing of what's available in the resource kits.

  4. God help us... by bozone · · Score: 1

    ....code crayola returns....

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  5. Again? by Dimensio · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What does this mean? I was under the impression that once Nimda infected a machine it would attempt to propigate indefinitely unless the machine were cleaned. What was the propagation time cycle for the first run?

    Mind you, I've not seen a significant dropoff in my firewall hits (hits doubled after Nimda first hit), but perhaps I've not been checking properly.

    1. Re:Again? by Pathwalker · · Score: 3, Informative

      I saw a sudden dropoff in Nimda infection attempts a while ago.
      It's quite obvious if you look at the graph I have here.
      One moment, the nimda hit count is heading straight up, the next, a sharp bend to the right as the rate of new hits drops to almost nothing...

    2. Re:Again? by sharkey · · Score: 2

      That's probably from many, many PHBs reacting immediately to the Gartner Group's reccomendation to replace their IIS PCs with $SOMETHING_LESS_VULNERABLE. Once they had turned 'em off, hits would have to drop.

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    3. Re:Again? by Elequin · · Score: 1

      Read the article. It's set to start mass-mailing the readme.exe attachment again, 10 days after the machine was infected.

      Hopefully most machines that were infected have been patched.

    4. Re:Again? by damiam · · Score: 1

      I left my computer on for a few hours today, and my firewall blocked 139 nimda attacks. It'still going.

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    5. Re:Again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to say it, but there are still WAY too many machines that are not patched. The temptation to take these machines down myself gets greater by the day, especially when you realise that if the admin is:

      1) Too clueless to realise they are infected or

      2) Too clueless to even be aware of the problem or

      3) Too clueless to even know that they are running a server.

      Then they are probably too clueless to check their log files and realise who took them down.

      I am being hit by the same servers repeatedly. Since day one. Some of them are still hitting with code red!

    6. Re:Again? by reverius · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's not possible... any significantly large company that was going to change something like that would need an obscene amount of time to switch to "something less vulnerable"...

      somewhere around a year and a half. :)

    7. Re:Again? by GreyPoopon · · Score: 2
      That's not possible... any significantly large company that was going to change something like that would need an obscene amount of time


      Not completely true, although I almost agree with you. If they assume that their intranet is safe (a dangerous assumption), they can just replace external web servers. For many companies (even large ones), those external servers are probably just serving up static pages. Switching to Apache or something else wouldn't be too bad. Now on the other hand, getting management approval to do something like this will probably take most of that "year and a half" that you cited. :)

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    8. Re:Again? by sharkey · · Score: 2

      I guess I should have put the tag in, huh?

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  6. Thanks, guys by ZaBu911 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Well, once more I have to thank you guys at slashdot for the heads up.

    On another note, I think that these viruses totally justify Ashcrofts view as labeling "hackers" as terrorists...the virus writers are really wreaking havoc.

    -z

    1. Re:Thanks, guys by OblongPlatypus · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Oh wow. Are you intentionally begging for a -1 (Flamebait), or are you just ignorant? I won't even bother to point out the idiocy of your last statement, because I know there are a hundred more eloquent slashdotters behind me waiting to do just that.

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    2. Re:Thanks, guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And an easy solution for not having to deal with them is to install a real OS.

    3. Re:Thanks, guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that comment totally will justify me calling you a complete moron. Hackers dont write virii. Hackers dont create operating systems and software with exploitable holes. Hackers write programs to STOP virii. (see "Tarpit"). Hackers write programs to PATCH the holes. If it were not for hackers, these things would run rampant.

    4. Re:Thanks, guys by statusbar · · Score: 1

      AC, Drop the old meaning for 'Hacker'. Give it up. It's lost. It has a new meaning now - a very dark and evil one.

      Why do you need to label yourself anyways?

      --jeff

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    5. Re:Thanks, guys by ZaBu911 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry that my post was not well written. What I meant to say was that Ashcroft is generalizing hackers as virus writers, and that entity of people is responsible for virii.

    6. Re:Thanks, guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Why do you need to label yourself anyways?

      Labels == compression
      - Policeman
      - Cat
      - Terrorist

      They are needed to show some kind of size to the membership of your types.

      To state the obvious.

    7. Re:Thanks, guys by carlos_benj · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why do you need to label yourself anyways?

      So we know what shelf to sit on?

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  7. Patch your damn servers! by jiheison · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd like to see a nice double stockade for the writers of Sircam and Nimda, and maybe some fireants.

    Maybe just corn syrup and regular ants for the admins who still haven't patched their servers.

    1. Re:Patch your damn servers! by 4of12 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The usual punishment of:

      • a hosed server first thing in the morning, before coffee,
      • a stack o mail from other irate sysadmins that are getting hit on by the infected zombie to which your name is attached,
      • some urgent voicemails and pages from users and from your management asking what the !&%$ is happening.
      The usual...ho humm.

      Otherwise, Friday morning would have been relatively pleasant.

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      "Provided by the management for your protection."
    2. Re:Patch your damn servers! by Skevin · · Score: 2, Informative

      I guess that would include me. I *intentionally* set up an IIS honeypot of sorts, collecting and running Code Red, Sircam, and Nimda, to show Microsoft that the biggest threat comes not from corporate servers, but from at-home enthusiasts who only partially know what they are doing.
      Firewall? "What's that?" Security patches? "Too paranoid to use 'em." DoS/slashdot effect? "Aw, shucks - I'll just reimage my webserver. Hyuck, hyuck."
      By perpetuating the spread of these tidbits of code, I hope to make at least a few companies wake up and realize that IIS is not a viable solution. For every one of me doing what I'm doing, there are hundreds of unwitting newbies doing the same thing, unknowingly. Yes, that includes PWS.
      Psychotic? Vengeful? You'd be, too, if you spent hundreds of dollars for an MCSE(SD) and MCDBA, only to wake up one morning with a Mandrake distro in one hand and realize it was all for naught.
      Okay, I'm ranting, but it's only natural to feel a burning desire to destroy the cult you just escaped from.

      Skevin

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    3. Re:Patch your damn servers! by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Funny
      • I'd like to see a nice double stockade for the writers of Sircam and Nimda, and maybe some fireants

      I'd recommend 25 years of indenduted servitude at Microsoft. Possible outcomes:

      • Microsoft learn how to think and code defensively.
      • Microsoft learn that bigger isn't necessarily better.
      • The s'kiddies have the will to code sucked out of them.

      Either way, we win.

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    4. Re:Patch your damn servers! by jiheison · · Score: 1

      This plan of yours is completely pointless. Purposely propogating these viruses does nothing to prove that they can't be prevented if IIS is administered properly. This is like talking loudly during a movie to prove that it is annoying when others do it. You are just adding to the noise.

      BTW, PWS was not affected by any of the viruses/worms that you list.

  8. what do you mean again? by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

    I'm still getting hack attempts from compromised nimba boxes on my linux machine (running roxen).

    1. Re:what do you mean again? by ncc74656 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ditto...I'm up to nearly 13k hits logged since Nimda began, vs. a bit under 10k Code Red hits. The weird bit is that the number of Nimda-infected hosts is much lower...400 vs. 3500 for Code Red. Maybe it spends so much time banging away at the same system that it doesn't spread itself as effectively as Code Red.

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    2. Re:what do you mean again? by rtscts · · Score: 1

      I got 45,000 requests on the 2nd day (first full day). I think each attack has something like 7 requests in it, checking for various ways in, not just one.

    3. Re:what do you mean again? by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      I got 45,000 requests on the 2nd day (first full day). I think each attack has something like 7 requests in it, checking for various ways in, not just one.
      The SQL query that extracts the count from my logfiles only looks for one type of activity. I said something about needing to fix the query to consider the other requests Nimda makes back when it first hit, but I never got around to it.

      At least the 'net so far today doesn't seem to be bogged down like it was when Nimda first hit...

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  9. 9PM GMT == 1AM EST??? by Roundeye · · Score: 1

    How's that? Last time I checked Greenwich is east of the US, but not 20 hours east of us.

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    1. Re:9PM GMT == 1AM EST??? by frknfrk · · Score: 2

      from the article it is clear that the 1 AM Eastern Time Friday is the correct time. And what is ET, GMT - 5, right? So it will be 6 AM GMT.

      -sam

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    2. Re:9PM GMT == 1AM EST??? by pafrusurewa · · Score: 1

      Actually EDT is GMT -4. You probably forgot about DST.

    3. Re:9PM GMT == 1AM EST??? by frknfrk · · Score: 1

      those of us who live in EST don't have to worry about DST :)

      -sam

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  10. Not Me by NitsujTPU · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'd like to see a nice double stockade for the writers of Sircam and Nimda, and maybe some fireants.

    Are you kidding?

    Legislation shows that people have a hard time differentiating what's a serious offence and what isn't.

    For one thing, taking this out on someone hard, would only lead to approval of laws like the proposed law to make a bunch of kids in HS "terrorists" for winnuking each other.

    We KNOW that these aren't hard to create, kids with no formal training can crank them out like they're nothing. To a 14 year old kid who needs to show off to his friends (and almost all of them do), it's IRRESISTABLE. I can't picture throwing someone behind bars for more than a couple years just because they're virus is effective.

    If anything, they need counseling to know WHY what they are doing is bad, that it affects other people and that it isn't just a game, but certainly making an example of these people sets a precident for the treatment of all of us.

    In other words, turn some silly kid with a script for making viruses into a real criminal, when people are getting in trouble for stupid stuff like scanning someone's ports, and soon you'll see anybody without corporate backing thrown in jail for having a debugger.

    1. Re:Not Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe you mean offense. Get it right, the US is in charge, and we're not going anywhere.

    2. Re:Not Me by rgmoore · · Score: 3, Interesting
      We KNOW that these aren't hard to create, kids with no formal training can crank them out like they're nothing. To a 14 year old kid who needs to show off to his friends (and almost all of them do), it's IRRESISTABLE. I can't picture throwing someone behind bars for more than a couple years just because they're virus is effective.

      But this is really an argument in favor of different sentencing for juveniles than for adults (an idea that I support, and feel that recent laws are incredibly stupid to ignore) not against heavy potential penalties for writing viruses. IMO, writing a virus is the ethical equivalent of starting a fire, and deliberately releasing one is the moral equivalent of arson. Like a fire, a virus has the potential to spread completely out of the control of its originator and cause tremendous damage along the way. Little kids are not generally sent to prison when their playing with matches burns something down, but adults who do so are- and deserve to be- treated quite harshly. IMO any person who is legally competent to understand the consequences of releasing a virus and does so anyway deserves a nice long vacation at Club Fed.

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    3. Re:Not Me by sphealey · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Legislation shows that people have a hard time differentiating what's a serious offence and what isn't"

      Despite the fact that I thought we were patched and secured, the Nimda worm hit our servers. Oops - missed one of those MS security bulletins. My bad.

      The cost in real dollars (not "gartner dollars" or "TCO dollars) to clean it up was around $25,000. For one small manufacturing company.

      If a naughty kid threw a rock through our window and did $100 of damage, the police would yell at him and call his parents to pick him up. If he threw a bottle of gasoline through the window and did $25k of damage, he would be prosecuted for a felony.

      So exactly how is this Nimda bomb not a "serious offense"?

      sPh

    4. Re:Not Me by RollingThunder · · Score: 2
      The cost in real dollars (not "gartner dollars" or "TCO dollars) to clean it up was around $25,000. For one small manufacturing company.

      I've always been curious - exactly how was this value arrived at?

      I know that one of the major factors that goes into the usual "damage" estimates is actually people's time, but if you have a sysadmin on staff, it's not costing anything real, it's just changing his tasks for the day (to arguably do something he should have done already).

      Not meaning to flame you, I've missed my share of security bulletins too. I'm just honestly interested in where that figure comes from. I understand if you don't want to mention specifics due to corporate interest, but even a rough breakdown would be enlightening.
    5. Re:Not Me by murphyslaw · · Score: 1
      I agree. There comes a point when a programmer, or company, becomes responsible for the holes in their product.

      I can understand that you can't write anything un-hackable, but come on. These piece of crap OS's by MicroSoft that we're seemingly forced to use are totaly worthless.

      I just think that we need better product, not more laws to keep anyone from missuseing knowledge.

    6. Re:Not Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These kids don't have any idea what they're doing. They acquire source code from other (open)sources and plug them into their own programs. Your typical script kiddie couldn't write a "hello world" on their own. Nimda is probably the result of some 14 year old kid who sat down at the newest version of Virus Creation Lab, and checked off every other exploit.

    7. Re:Not Me by einhverfr · · Score: 2

      We KNOW that these aren't hard to create, kids with no formal training can crank them out like they're nothing. To a 14 year old kid who needs to show off to his friends (and almost all of them do), it's IRRESISTABLE. I can't picture throwing someone behind bars for more than a couple years just because they're virus is effective.

      For the most part, yes. However, Nimda behaves in some very strange ways indeed and I think may have been the work of a pro. I have seen it spread through 2 methods which are completely undocumented and through software which is supposed to be immune, such as IE 5.5 SP2 or IE6.

      I saw it write to a share which had write permission denied to everybody. Furthermore, it somehow executes itself through that share. So we have one patch which was supposed to work and another vulnerability for which there is no patch. That makes me suspect that the virus uses 2 previously unknown vulnerabilities.

      FWIW, I did the following to secure my system at work (unfortunately MS OS) and have not had problems since:

      1: Remove the following groups from NTFS permissions: Authenticated Users, Everyone.

      2: In the security tab of IE, click custom and either disable javascript, or file downloads...

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    8. Re:Not Me by Sagarian · · Score: 1

      Perhaps since we don't have biometric identification devices on handguns, the product is faulty, not the murderer who abuses it!

      Maybe burglars who circumvent a security system in order to steal shouldn't be prosecuted either? Clearly the security product was faulty! Safecrackers are providing a public service by showing us how faulty the safes in the world are!

      Perhaps we need fertilizer and fuel oil that combine into a tasty dessert treat instead of a dangerous bomb! That would be a better product! Outlawing fertilizer bombs would be punishing the likes of Tim McVeigh for "missuseing" (sic) knowledge!

      At what point did citizens of our country stop being accountable for their actions?

      Someone hand me a clue-by-four this guy needs a smacking.

    9. Re:Not Me by ptomblin · · Score: 4, Informative

      but if you have a sysadmin on staff, it's not costing anything real

      Maybe this isn't the case where you work, but where I work people use the computers to get useful work done rather than just to provide employement for a sysadmin. If a virus or worm causes down time, or the DDoS-equivalent of all those scans causes people to be unable to reach the internet to do their jobs, then everybody in the company sits there twiddling their thumbs doing nothing. That costs money. So do lost orders because people attempting to reach your web site get a defacement message and probably a copy of the worm instead of your orders page.

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    10. Re:Not Me by Drake42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I bet you have security guards, fences and cameras to protect your buildings from 14 year old kids.

      Why don't you have a secure firewall to protect your servers?

      We are living in the time that 100 years from now people will look back and think we must not yet have evolved properly. They will look back and think, "Why did they put up with that idiocy? Were they just stupid back then?" And parents will shrug and grandparents will say "It was like the frontier!" and kids will think "Wow. Those guys were stupid."

      Don't bitch about the lack of govenment protection when all you have to do is install appropriate security which costs NOTHING. I don't want my taxes paying to protect you from your own laziness.

      25K lost? Serves you right.

    11. Re:Not Me by sphealey · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Not meaning to flame you, I've missed my share of security bulletins too. I'm just honestly interested in where that figure comes from. I understand if you don't want to mention specifics due to corporate interest, but even a rough breakdown would be enlightening."

      Well, I'm a bit busy at the moment :-(, but a rough breakdown goes like this:

      We are in the middle of an ERP implementation. I (who serve as the IS Director, IT Manager, business analyst, and project manager) am six weeks behind on some critical tasks. Fixing the worm took 5 days of my time (about 100 hours - but I won't charge for the lost sleep). I had to bring in several temps to key data that couldn't be pulled from our reports server, bring in our networking consultant on short notice from out of town, pay overtime to the other members of my staff to assist in the cleanup, buy two additional machines to use as recovery servers. We missed several customer shipments because part of the shipment processing system was down, for which we will probably have to pay penalties. We had to pay our EDI vendor to fax us transactions that should have EDI'd in, and Customer Service and Accounting people overtime to key them in manually. We may be charged penalties for not to the customer for not completing the EDI transactions. And so on.

      There are real dollars involved when business processes fail. Normally I am not the most even-tempered person in the world, but this time, every time I started to get angry I thought to myself: "and how do they sysadmins on Wall Street feel?", making my problems not seem as critical. But it was a very ugly week.

      sPh

    12. Re:Not Me by sphealey · · Score: 2

      "I bet you have security guards, fences and cameras to protect your buildings from 14 year old kids.

      Why don't you have a secure firewall to protect your servers? "

      There's something to that argument, and I have already abased myself in front of the owners of the company.

      OTOH, we DO (and did) have a firewall and virus scanners of reasonable strength. I also own a house on a fairly heavily travelled street. Should I have to put up 3m walls with razor wire and install bullet-proof glass, as they do in Jo-burg? Is that a pleasant way to live? And what about personal responsibility on the part of the felon who did, in fact, actually cause the damage?

      sPh

    13. Re:Not Me by poemofatic · · Score: 1

      I agree.

      But it's sorta like outfitting a group of 8 year olds with scissors and spray cans, and then letting them loose in the Louvre. Sure, you can punish 'em after the fact, but you can't punish them enough. Not for something like a worldwide virus.

      I think it's time we rebel against this UCITA crap, and start demanding some security in our software products. It's like safety, there are some things you can't disclaim with a shrinkwrap license. Here in California, there are minimum standards that buildings must satisfy in case of earthquakes. Becasue the earthquakes are gonna happen, and it's kinda hollow looking for someone to sue after the fact. Why not have some minimal security standards which software vendors cannot exclude themselves from? I agree it's a bit hairy and needs to be done right, but I think it's a much better way to go then the route of arresting people for scanning ports or owning mutli-use software.

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    14. Re:Not Me by Ryandav · · Score: 2

      I hate to ask, but are you assuming that everyone who was unable to reach your site never came back to complete the interrupted transaction? If so, I don't believe I would take the numbers themselves quite as seriously. It's unreasonable to assume that based on the average amount of business time a given site remains offline due to Local problems , that people haven't learned "gee, maybe I should come back in 5 minutes". It's kind of a new "internet-ism".

      People posting damage estimates should included some indication at how they were arrived at: its just a part of gaining credibility. 50 different companies are going to estimate it 50 different ways, and everyone from consultants to law enforcement will have their own definition.

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    15. Re:Not Me by lkaos · · Score: 1

      And if you had your main office door open wide with a $25k piece of equipment sitting there with no apparent security and somebody walking down the street who normally would never still anything walks up and takes it how would they be prosecuted?

      Motivation has a lot to do with how criminals are treated in the courts. If the kid was not out to do that much harm - or did not realize what he was doing, it means he should obviously not get the same punishment as someone who spends a year planning a hiest and go to extreme measures to complete the deal.

      It's the difference between 1st murder and manslaughter.

      And the analogy to having a main door wide open with absolutely no one watching very expensive equipment is a comparission to running IIS or Outlook.

      --
      int func(int a);
      func((b += 3, b));
    16. Re:Not Me by curunir · · Score: 1

      Or, perhaps a better analogy would be:

      If a kid decided to tag (spray paint) one of your windows. Now, a normal window could just have the paint washed off, no big deal. But these particular windows, because of a feature that prevents them from getting dirty, shattered under the weight of the paint. So, do you blame the kid? Definitely, he did something malicious that caused damage. But you also need to blame the person who makes (the) Windows.

      This is a no brainer in the physical world. If a company makes a product that is defective, they are liable for damage caused by their faulty product. In the virtual world, software makers have been able to side step this obligation by hiring lawyers and politicians (our old friend the EULA).

      So, to use another physical analogy...where do you lock up your valuables? Do you take them to the glass bank and put them in a glass box (made of Windows(TM))? No, you take them to the bank and put them in a safe deposit box. If you want something to be safe in the virtual world, don't use windows. Use openBSD or some other product where the creators actually thought about security.

      To me, the above email reads: I tried to skimp on costs for something important and now I got burned and it's going to end up costing me a lot more money. You get what you pay for.

      --
      "Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!"
    17. Re:Not Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There are real dollars involved when business processes fail. Normally I am not the most even-tempered person in the world, but this time, every time I started to get angry I thought to myself: "and how do they sysadmins on Wall Street feel?", making my problems not seem as critical. But it was a very uglyweek.

      sPh"
      --------------
      Uh, the sysadmins on Wall Street are using Linux on an S390, so no worries about crap IIS servers.

    18. Re:Not Me by technos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Despite the fact that I thought we were patched and secured, the Nimda worm hit our servers.

      Oops indeed! All of Nimda's exploits were old. You had what? Five months? At a total cost of $25,000?? Damn, I hope you have some money put away, because if you were one of my employees, you'd be working at half pay to reimburse the company for your negligence. That's on a good day. On a bad day, you'd be fired, and I'd call Legal to have them sue your ass once it cleared the doorstep on your way to the unemployment line.

      Rule 1: If you're an NT admin, you have to stay on top of *EVERY* patch. You don't patch, your company loses money because of your negligence. If you don't patch, you deserve to lose your job.

      Now, if you're one of those companies that has lost a lot of 'good men' to rule 1, perhaps you should not use Microsoft products? Perhaps they're not everything the Microsoft rep told you they would be...

      --
      .sig: Now legally binding!
    19. Re:Not Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you know, if i blew it and cost 25k$ in lost production on a product line, i'd be fired.

      why the hell are sysadmins any different?

      either your ass, or the person you hired to take care of the NT machines, should be canned today. period. the patches have been around awhile, and you didn't do your job.

    20. Re:Not Me by sphealey · · Score: 2

      Good luck finding work in the real world. I am afraid the days of 600-man data processing departments went out with the 1960's. And while we do have security guards around our physical facilities, we don't have detachement of 200 ex-SAS blokes with night vision and sniper rifles, either.

      sPh

    21. Re:Not Me by BlueTurnip · · Score: 1

      If anything, they need counseling to know WHY what they are doing is bad,

      No, actually people who run insecure OS's need counselling on the importance of security patches, and more importantly making a purchasing decision based on the track record of a given platform to prove resistent to viruses. E-mail applications that allow any code execution without dire warnings given to the user would fall into the list of those with a poor track record, for instance.

    22. Re:Not Me by sphealey · · Score: 2

      "Oops indeed! All of Nimda's exploits were old. You had what? Five months?"

      You are assuming that you, and the security vendors, fully understand Nimda and all its vectors. I am not quite so sure myself.

      sPh

    23. Re:Not Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yes, fucknut, it's the victim's fault.. LOL..

      "I shot him and since he wasn't wearing kevlar it's his fault"..

      doh.

    24. Re:Not Me by sphealey · · Score: 2

      "And if you had your main office door open wide with a $25k piece of equipment sitting there with no apparent security"

      We didn't. But even if we had done that, it would still be a felony offense to do 25k of damage to someone else's property. And the person who created Minda was not an innocent kid who didn't know what he was using. "I'm sorry - I didn't realize that a bottle of gasoline was dangerous". Yeah, right.

      sPh

    25. Re:Not Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, the sysadmins on Wall Street had a fucking skyscraper fall on them, so no help from any Linux servers, no matter what they run on.

    26. Re:Not Me by technos · · Score: 1

      Good luck finding work in the real world

      Ah, yes. The real world. That medium in which I hire and fire your butt in realtime, versus fragging your butt on a 500ms delay. Thats right! I'm confusing Quake with reality again! Damnit. Guess I shouldn't have hit the twat from HR with a grenade this morning.. Thanks for reminding me!

      --
      .sig: Now legally binding!
    27. Re:Not Me by lkaos · · Score: 1

      Oh no, you did leave your front door wide open.

      It is also not necessarly a felony offense because even though the net damage could have been $25k, you would only be able to claim what would have been reasonable damage.

      If I build a house and balance it on a tooth pick, then if someone knocks it over and the whole house falls over, I cannot sue the person for the total cost of the house because it would not be reasonable for a person to balance a house on a tooth pick unless the person had the full understanding that it would cause the whole house to fall over.

      If you reasonably took the time to evaluate Microsoft security compared to industry standard security, you would see that your company is legally and morally responsible for a bulk of your lose.

      I do believe that this person committed a crime, you can not blame all of the damage on this person.

      --
      int func(int a);
      func((b += 3, b));
    28. Re:Not Me by sphealey · · Score: 2

      "Oh no, you did leave your front door wide open.

      It is also not necessarly a felony offense because even though the net damage could have been $25k, you would only be able to claim what would have been reasonable damage."

      We had private addresses, a proxy server, a firewall, packet filters, a virus scanner, and various other mid-level defenses, plus 99 out of 100 recommended patches (mea culpa). If that counts as "wide open" you live in a different town than I do (and in my town, people do actually leave the front doors of their house open into the evening).

      And the "intent" thing will work, up to a point, for someone under the age of 14. I wouldn't bet my bacon on it if I were older than that.

      sPh

    29. Re:Not Me by TeraCo · · Score: 1

      I suspect that 'lost orders over the internet' would be a fraction of lost revenue.

      More revenue loss comes from:

      - Idle staff or staff not working on business critical activities. Say you have 100 staff and they can not work for a day. That costs the big monies.

      - Failed SLA's or deliverables. If your company promised to deliver a report on widgets by 5pm, but failed, they lose credibility, and probably money out of a penalty clause.

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    30. Re:Not Me by TeraCo · · Score: 1

      Not wanting to sound redundant, but 'me too'.

      As many of these hax0rs reach work age, and have to get a job, perhaps they will understand what we are talking about..

      --
      Not Meta-modding due to apathy.
    31. Re:Not Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the really funny part is when our admin applied the security patches from microsoft, the server wouldn't boot afterwards. had to rebuild it from scratch. fuck microsoft.

    32. Re:Not Me by kz45 · · Score: 0

      Now, if you're one of those companies that has lost a lot of 'good men' to rule 1, perhaps you should not use Microsoft products? Perhaps they're not everything the Microsoft rep told you they would be...

      and use what in replace of an M$ product? Linux? Linux is just as bad as NT, when it comes to security holes (if you don't patch them). See Redhat. If not viruses like nimbda, worse things like r00t exploits and D.O.S attacks. I can bet if someone were to write a virus, like nimbda, for Linux, we would have a big problem. (not as bad as MS, because there are far fewer linux boxes in the internet). The problem is, many flavors of linux are insecure, right out of the box. The key is finding a good SysAdmin..

    33. Re:Not Me by dizco · · Score: 1

      Should I have to put up 3m walls with razor wire and install bullet-proof glass, as they do in Jo-burg?

      No, but if you find that the lock on your front door can be bypassed with a stick, and then you fix that, and then discover that it can be bypassed with a apricot, and then you fix that, and then you find that it can be bypassed with a rubber band, perhaps you should replace the lock instead of patching it against every availible object.

      --sean

    34. Re:Not Me by dizco · · Score: 1

      Why not just use one of the many products that are already secure? If an auto maker consistantly built cars that blew up, would you still drive them?

    35. Re:Not Me by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Thats assuming those people 1 can't get any work done just because their computers are down. and 2. That those people would be completly worth their pay each and everyday. Alot of people spend alot of days twiddiling their thumbs, just have to make sure that they make up for a full day of thumb twiddiling the next.
      Personally the only way I can believe a lose of X, is if you can actually show on paper that the company made X amount of dollars less that month compared to the previous month and the next month. You still have to take into account shaking economics right now.

    36. Re:Not Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, in either reality you've proven yourself an asshole. Nice work.

    37. Re:Not Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then don't use somthing that can be infected.

      Too bad. your problem. I run linux. Im still running.

    38. Re:Not Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can the root of the problem be the MARKET?
      Getting percentage?
      Possibly incompetence?

      If I buy a software, everything is included in the price.
      The development, the sallary for system administrators, the
      license cost for the server software they are using, the cleanup
      cost after virus attack...

      I am a hard working person which means that I work hard for and
      respect my money, and, in a perfect world everybody else would
      respect it...

      On the contrary, this is not the case... people do make shit
      and expect good profit, and in the case of MS they got it...

      If making these viruses is really THAT easy, that even untrained,
      (or rather selftrained) kids of 14 can do it, then the companies
      affected should consider to employ the services of some HIT MAN
      as a source of motivation for other software making companies...

      We would see some decimation in the number of companies and the
      amount of software made, but the remaining would be DAMN god...

      Not that I am suggesting anything...

    39. Re:Not Me by Bob+McCown · · Score: 1
      If an auto maker consistantly built cars that blew up, would you still drive them?

      Chevy is still selling pickups...

    40. Re:Not Me by ryanvm · · Score: 2
      The cost in real dollars (not "gartner dollars" or "TCO dollars) to clean it up was around $25,000. For one small manufacturing company.

      Bullshit. Have you ever seen how these companies estimate their damages? $5000 for the computer the report was typed on; $6500 for the manager's time; $1500 for the laser printer it was printed on; et cetera. It wouldn't cost somebody $25000 to clean up a virus if they had Bill fuckin' Gates doing it.

      So exactly how is this Nimda bomb not a "serious offense"?

      Breaking into an unpatched/insecure OS is a piece of cake (and not just Microsoft OSes either). When kids are writing software that can cause over $1 billion in "losses" worldwide, it's a sign that there is a bigger problem than the hackers. Software systems need to be self-patching, and companies need to hire competent people to install them.

      When you are running a NT Server with IIS and have taken no steps to secure it - you are begging for trouble. You might as well take all your digital assets, burn them on CDs, and dump them in the fucking street.

    41. Re:Not Me by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      You're right, it is a no brainer.

      If a kid was defacing a window and it broke, he would be 100% responsible. Products that don't protect against malacious attacks are not "defective", not unless they're stated purpose is to protect against an attack.

    42. Re:Not Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      perhaps you should use something more reliable like apache+php for windows instead of IIS+asp ?

      In the rules of business, if a piece of software (in this case IIS) fails you once (Code Red), and then again a second time(Nimda), I sure as hell am not gonna wait for the third time.

      I hope your IT department hires a security expert who actually knows wtf he's doing, and secondly I suggest you research better alternative to your proprietary software, which will end up saving you alot of time and money.

    43. Re:Not Me by poemofatic · · Score: 1

      A lot of people don't buy the software they use. It comes bundled, or pre-installed on their workstation. Decision makers often buy entire packages for price benefit, or because of corporate alliances. Or maybe they don't feel that they have an alternative in choosing which software to buy. Often the software they use is legacy code for which few updates are available. Maybe they don't know better (but, when infected, can still launch an attack on someone else's machine).

      It's like buying a house. Maybe you think you should hire an independent structural engineer to assess the stress-tolerance of your beams. And someone else to take soil samples from your lawn. But people expect a certain amount of functionality and safety implicit in most products they buy. They spend their time focusing on things like location, # of rooms, (i.e. features) and assume that, say, the copper plumbing isn't polluting their drinking water.

      How software makers, unique among all industries, excuse themselves from these types of "implied warrantees" is beyond me.

      Said in a different way, if one script kiddie in Bantustan-Land can wreck billions of dollars in damage and make life hell for tens of thousands of sysadmins, then you have a system where an end user can type rm -r. Sure, they're to blame for pressing a button and blowing up the world. But it's still a design flaw.

      --

      When in doubt, have a man come through a door with a gun in his hand.

    44. Re:Not Me by berzerke · · Score: 1

      Why don't you have a secure firewall to protect your servers?



      This is both funny and sad. I spent Wednesday building a new server for a computer store to replace one (NT4 SP6) that got hosed by Nimda and probably Code Red too. (I also pulled the plug on the infected server. This one at least will stop soaking bandwidth.) The owners truly believed that their ISP was filtering the traffic to prevent this sort of thing.



      BTW, the new server is Linux, with a firewall, and portwall. They were amazed at how fast their internet connection is now. Of course, part of the speed increase is Nimda and Code Red are no longer soaking up bandwidth.

    45. Re:Not Me by berzerke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All of Nimda's exploits were old. You had what? Five months?



      You forget several things.



      1. Microsoft does not test their patches. The patch probably will fix the problem, but they are also known for introducing new problems. Patching from Microsoft is rather risky in and of itself.
      2. Security at many firms is a low priority, at least until there is a crisis. At a place I used to work, I actually got repremanded (more than once) for "wasting time installing patches".
    46. Re:Not Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RedHad != Linux. Sheesh. Oh, and Sendmail != Linux, also BIND != Linux. And no Linux or BSD is as bad as NT when it comes to quality and waiting periods on patches.

    47. Re:Not Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      More revenue loss comes from:

      • Idle staff or staff not working on business critical activities. Say you have 100 staff and they can not work for a day. That costs the big monies.
      The same could be said about anything other than website defacements. Anybody estimated how much was lost due to people surfing CNN/huddling together around TV's on September 11th, rather than doing useful work? If you include all companies worldwide that were "working" during the event, I betcha you could arrive at an indirect damage figure that was higher than the physical damage in lower Manhatten...
    48. Re:Not Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Here in California, there are minimum standards that buildings must satisfy in case of earthquakes.

      So, then Microsoft will just need to rename itself in "Port Authority", and happily ignore these (software) building codes

    49. Re:Not Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If a naughty kid threw a rock through our window and did $100 of damage, the police would yell at him and call his parents to pick him up. If he threw a bottle of gasoline through the window and did $25k of damage, he would be prosecuted for a felony."

      Screw the money. Are you a human being or a corporation? When are you people going to open your eyes and realize that this is foolish to place material possesions over the life of one of our own. People make mistakes, people have the right to make mistakes. If you love money that much, then so be it, but you will remain cursed by your love of it until you let it go. We make the mess we live in.

      PEOPLE. Screw Money. PEOPLE. And any person that places money over the concern of his fellow man, that person should be treated like an outcast. Make the son-of-a-bitch wear a bell while we're at it.

    50. Re:Not Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the lock on your front door is constantly not doing its job, do you bitch about the guy breaking in, or do you replace the lock with something secure? If you can catch the guy, sure, go medieval on him, but you're a fool to keep relying on a product you know doesn't cut the mustard.

      If a car manufacturer used 12 pins on their keys, but only 2 of them did anything, they would land in court in a hurry when a bunch of customers started filing theft reports. It's called misleading your customers, false advertising, willfull negligence, etc. Something no license should be allowed to invalidate.

      Also, negligence on the part of the manufacture does not in any way lessen the crime committed by the perp, it just increases the likelihood of occurrence.

    51. Re:Not Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the millions of dollars damage caused by these little twits. Give me a gun anyday!!

      Cant be bothered logging in!!

    52. Re:Not Me by Teutates · · Score: 1

      ...you didn't lose that money...you never had it to lose it. It wasn't like "oops, where did my money go?"

      What you lost was expected revenue. Something you can NEVER guarantee. I hate when customers call complaining about them losing money.

      I lost some money once...it was a $20 bill and since then I've stopped putting cash in my shoe...

    53. Re:Not Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... so I'm thinkin' " a match is NOT a fire ..." --- Seig Heil, Komrade thought-crime ... ya make both the Furher & business_brownshirts so gawddamned proud they gotta piss ...

    54. Re:Not Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strap this on, Pad're ... The function of the web is NOT repeat N-O-T to make your company $$$$, but to amuse various citizen yeoman ... can I spell that for you? A-M-U-Z-E ... If you cannot afford to be a subject of amuzement, then get the fsck off the web. Now, what don't you understand ???

    55. Re:Not Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Isn't this what the concept "Total Cost of
      Ownership" is for ?

      It totals *all* the costs you make (and the losses
      you incur) by using this software.

      Toon Moene.

    56. Re:Not Me by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • they need counseling to know WHY what they are doing is bad

      Worms are baaad, m'kay, so don't write worms, m'kay, 'cause you'll be baaad, m'kay.

      I'd like to council them with a length of rubber hose. And yes, I have thought that through, very carefully indeed.

      --
      If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
    57. Re:Not Me by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Insightful
      • If you're an NT admin, you have to stay on top of *EVERY* patch. You don't patch, your company loses money because of your negligence. If you don't patch, you deserve to lose your job

      You apply SP6 to NT4 the day it comes out. Your company's Lotus Notes system falls on its arse. You lose your job.

      Admins have a hard enough job keeping a known, stable system running without applying day-0 patches every time Microsoft figure they're screwed up again. Applying patches immediately and automatically isn't a black and white issue, and all your sound and fury won't make it so.

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    58. Re:Not Me by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • you assuming that everyone who was unable to reach your site never came back to complete the interrupted transaction?

      That's a good point, but on the other hand, every time your site goes down, you stand to lose customers permanently, and that really costs.

      I agree that (average revenue per unit time * down time) is a sucky way of calculating loss, but working it out any other way would just add to the cost of the downtime.

      --
      If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
    59. Re:Not Me by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • I bet you have security guards, fences and cameras to protect your buildings from 14 year old kids. Why don't you have a secure firewall to protect your servers?

      My company, like most, has a bunch of minimum wage geriatric rentacops, armed with torches and haliotosis. About three months ago on a Saturday, one of the guards let in a guy who claimed to be from another of our offices and who urgently needed to collect some data. He took him around the building, opened doors for him, then left him in a lab. When he came back half an hour later, the guy was gone, as so was about $5,000 of equipment containing sensitive development data.

      My company, like most, has firewalls and filtering to protect us from outside intrusion. Last week, some sales weasel with a laptop running 19 month old McAfee definitions got Nimda'd while surfing at home, then trojaned the bastard right into our system. The thing kept propagating so fast that we had to turn the servers off, and lost a full day of productivity across the entire multinational.

      Shit happens, and heads have rolled, but the cause of both of these incidents wasn't lax security, it was that one guy decided to steal a bunch of stuff, and another guy decided to wreck our systems.

      When your house gets broken into, do you think "What a bastard!", or do you think "Gee, I should really have bought better locks."

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      If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
    60. Re:Not Me by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • Bullshit. It wouldn't cost somebody $25000 to clean up a virus if they had Bill fuckin' Gates doing it.

      My, what a well informed opinion. As a counter example, my multinational employer had to take the entire corporate network offline for a full day to clean Nimda off. That's a day of tens of thousands of people doing nothing, not some Lame-O-Whiz web site going down.

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      If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
    61. Re:Not Me by groomed · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's an interesting view. It's like the software piracy problem. The SPA can claim any number of damages by counting the number of pirated software packages, but they have a hard time showing how many of these packages actually constitute lost sales; i.e. how many of these packages would have been bought if piracy did not exist.

    62. Re:Not Me by CaraCalla · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why don't you send the bill to Microsoft? After all it's their software which sucks.

    63. Re:Not Me by Balp · · Score: 1

      > why the hell are sysadmins any different?

      The blame should actually be on the one responclibe for the selection of infra stucture, and as this usally is the boss, the boss woun't fire the boss for this kind of matters.

    64. Re:Not Me by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

      I'd call Legal to have them sue your ass

      That's why I'm very seriously considering having a lawyer draw up a document for any future employers to sign that absolutely absolves ME of any responsibility for damages due to software issues, whether it's my fault or not. If Msft can make bazillions peddling crap with iron clad disclaimers, I want the same deal! I will work hard and to the best of my ability to preserve company data but the extent of any remedy for failure to do so is termination only.

      I know it will never work ("We're not signing anything - Next candidate!") , but at least it will demonstrate exactely where I stand on software liability (nobody is responsible, software can do anything). If companies insist on paying Msft and then ALSO paying someone to clean up after Msft then they are just not making good business decisions. But do they have a choice? A lot of business' teetering on the brink of bankruptcy have their testicles in Msft's hands, and there's not much they can do about it.

      It's almost like some small town with an evil mechanic - he's a very bad mechanic but people have no choice. If any other car repair shop opens up they have mysterious unfortunate "accidents" and get driven out of town, leaving that one damn mechanic that people have to go to or walk, and there's nothing they can do about it; he's the mayors nephew or something and the corrupt town govt can't do anything either.

      --
      try { do() || do_not(); } catch (JediException err) { yoda(err); }
    65. Re:Not Me by cholokoy · · Score: 1

      This is a situation of reap what you sow.

      Businesses who standardized on MS software because they believed the MS rep how easy it would be to set up a web presence and operate/manage the IIS web servers are now gnashing their teeth. I dread to be the person who made that decision. And dread more to be a sysadmin of those servers.

      --
      Return the bells of Balangiga.
    66. Re:Not Me by lkaos · · Score: 1

      Well shit, I live in New Jersey, there ain't no way I'm leaving my doors unlocked!

      A vast majority of machines were not effected by Nimda. It is only machines that were not kept up to date. A company that builds cars can not say, "Sorry you died in that accident, we had followed most of the recommended safety steps."

      It's like having a 10 foot high electric fence with dogs running through the yard but then a step of stairs over the fence and past the dogs. All those steps don't do you any good if you don't take the fundamental security steps.

      I know it's a pain, but that's because of the way windows is designed.

      --
      int func(int a);
      func((b += 3, b));
    67. Re:Not Me by KmArT · · Score: 1

      Rule 1: If you're an ANY admin, you have to stay on top of *EVERY* patch. You don't patch, your company loses money because of your negligence. If you don't patch, you deserve to lose your job.

      I have no love for Microsoft products but its unfair to single out NT admins as having to keep up on every patch. It would be just as easy to package up a worm that exploits known holes in UNIX installs (BIND, sendmail, telnet, ucd-snmp, etc...) and that would expose the incompetence of some UNIX admins as well. Now granted, I've always maintained that, as a general rule, UNIX admins are generally more on top of things than NT admins but there's enough Linux installs out there (because its cheap and it does the job) that aren't properly patched that someone could probably have a field day with a "Toor" worm for Linux.. Just my $0.02

    68. Re:Not Me by GreyPoopon · · Score: 2
      I think it's time we rebel against this UCITA crap, and start demanding some security in our software products.


      I agree with that it's time to rebel against UCITA, but I don't think that'll help this situation too much. If we can lay aside (for the moment) Microsoft's negligence, you'll see that there's a much larger problem. For all of these virus attacks, people should have fixed their machines within 48 hours and the attack would be over. But instead, there are still machines pounding away weeks after initial infection. The single biggest problem is the lack of knowledge. People are running web servers and other vulnerable services who have absolutely no idea how to handle security. They don't even know they are infected. Let's assume that everybody agrees that Linux has less security holes than Windows. Yet we all know that if you install an out-of-the-box Linux server with all the services turned on and humming along, then connect it to cable modem or DSL, you have just provided a public computing resource. This rarely happens because few people running Linux are likely to do something that stupid. The key here is user knowledge. With "always on" connections coming into greater and greater use, people really need to learn a bit more about their computer security. If they have no need for a web server on Windows 2000 Professional, they should know how to turn it off. Now, if only there were a fair way to ensure that everybody using the 'net had such knowledge.... Oh well.

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      GreyPoopon
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      Why is it I can write insightful comments but can't come up with a clever signature?

    69. Re:Not Me by GreyPoopon · · Score: 2
      I'm just honestly interested in where that figure comes from.


      Let's start with one possible source: Overtime Pay. I don't know about the business cited, but I know that here our admins are completely busy with project work. We are always upgrading and changing system configurations to meet project needs. If our servers get a virus, they either have to change their project deadlines (which could be really really bad), or they have to work overtime to fix it. That would be at 1.5 times the pay for each hour each person puts in.


      Here's another piece of the pie. I'm a developer. I have a list of projects I'm working on. I depend on the development systems being up and running so I can get my work done. There are very few other things I can do when the servers I use aren't working. Now if the virus takes out our servers, and you add up downtime before we could get the admins to look at it, and downtime while they figured out what was wrong with it, and downtime while they fixed it, and downtime while I made sure my PC wasn't impacted, it can get quite large. During that time, I'm being paid to do nothing remotely related to my job role. If they want my projects completed on time, they now have to hire a consultant to help with the work.


      One more cost that I can immediately think of: somebody in IT to send out notification of the problem and come up with a good way of explaining to people who've been infected how to fix their PC's. Remember, these people have daily tasks too. If they spend time working on other things, they have to work overtime and get paid for it. Many times, it might be late hours helping to disinfect PC's for users who just don't know enough about them to do the job themselves.


      Even though it seems kinda stupid to include estimates of people's downtime in the cost, you really have to do it. Anybody who isn't doing their normal job and getting paid for it is wasting money. The work doesn't go away. It just either takes longer to get it done, or you have to hire more people to accomplish it in the same time frame.

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    70. Re:Not Me by ethereal · · Score: 1

      That is exactly the point - if NT is unsecurable, then don't use it. Or don't complain when it fails because you couldn't secure it properly.

      If your house was flimsy enough to fall down when a kid threw a rock at it, I think the police might have a different view of things. At that point, a strong wind would have taken it down anyway.

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    71. Re:Not Me by ethereal · · Score: 1

      So, you're putting machines on the public Internet which are stated to be not resistant to attack, and then your defense to your management is going to be "b-b-but they weren't supposed to attack us! It's illegal!!" ? Assigning blame is great, but at the end of the day you have to keep your systems running, and blame won't do it alone. Maybe use a product which is resistant to attack, and then you won't have to be called on the carpet about those attacks ever again.

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    72. Re:Not Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you do patch.

      You break your web server. Happened to me with original "code red" patch. Broke my FTP server on DCs. Had to remove it, otherwise inetinfo went kaboom everytime someone got into their FTP server.

      I ended up saying goodbye to the index server.

      Since most of our customers are on our software. Very few static hosting.

      But, it is a tough balance to maintain. I question the testing on a new patch. At the same time you don't want to be hacked.

      Sometimes you just can't win.

      Nate

    73. Re:Not Me by mhandlon · · Score: 0

      damn......... if I fucked up like that I wouldn't show up @ that job again ever... I wouldn't quit just stop showing up. Avoiding them like a they're the bill collector or repo man

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    74. Re:Not Me by psin+psycle · · Score: 3, Funny
      If he threw a bottle of gasoline through the window and did $25k of damage, he would be prosecuted for a felony.

      We've know about these exploits for many many years. There are even patches for them, fire retardant materials and bullet proof glass. For some strange reason though, it is still the bottle thrower who is at fault and punished, and not the poor facilities guy who didn't upgrade the bits that make up the windows to something that cannot be attacked.

      Why the double standard? In the 'real world' good-enough security is, well, good enough. In the computer world, good-enough security gets laughed at and scorned.

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    75. Re:Not Me by RollingThunder · · Score: 2

      Good point on the disruption of non-sysadmins, don't know why I blanked on that one. Probably because I've been damn lucky, and the one time we got tagged, it happened late late at night and I was able to fix it with no disruption to the users.

      The cost of defacement one is a fuzzy one to determine, that's why I was asking. :)

      Not saying "how on earth can you say it costs", just "how do you determine your costs?". :)

    76. Re:Not Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [A thousand pardons for being OT, but the analogy struck me.]

      2.Security at many firms is a low priority, at least until there is a crisis. At a place I used to work, I actually got repremanded (more than once) for "wasting time installing patches".

      2. Security at many countries is a low priority, at least until there is a crisis (a la 9/11).

      Cost conscious complacency. It's the American way - unfortunately.

      That "eternal vigilance is the price of freedom" chestnut has long been discarded while we all install not SP6, but PS rev 0.2 (Police State) as a knee-jerk reaction.

    77. Re:Not Me by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      Sorry about your stuttering disablity - it must be serious if it affects your typing as well.

      I was responding to a post that was about blame, so naturally I was going to talk about it. I think that many slashdotters are willing to forgive any crime as long as it only hurts MS and MS users. What they should realize is that the indirect effects hurt everyone. If they wanted to do something constructive, they should try to change the programmer sub-culture that says that the only crime is getting caught.

    78. Re:Not Me by ethereal · · Score: 1

      Good point, and I agree that we're all affected when a worm runs rampant. But no matter how well we create an atmosphere of respect for other people's machines, there will always be that one guy who writes a worm out of boredom, terrorism, or just didn't expect it to get out of hand (the Robert Morris excuse IIRC). So products still have some responsibility to withstand attacks, just the same way that cars have to have some ability to withstand 80 MPH drunk drivers, even though those sorts of collisions aren't really expected operation. No matter how much we criminalize the worm writers, we still have to have a defense and we still should expect that our computer products are at least adequately defended.

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    79. Re:Not Me by kz45 · · Score: 0

      RedHad != Linux

      yeah it is, it's a flavor. (Linux is actually the Kernel that all of the flavors use).

      And no Linux or BSD is as bad as NT when it comes to quality and waiting periods on patches.


      Many people believe this, yet it actually isn't true. Let's say, for instance, there is a security flaw in corel linux. Dave smart user fixes it and puts a fix on his website. John sysadmin doesn't know about dave's website (nor does he trust any joe blow that claims he has a fix), he only looks at corel.com (or other respecting sites) for his fixes. Corel may take 2 weeks, or it may take 2 months to actually get a fix for this flaw, hence taking just as long as Microsoft to actually patch the problem. You should take a look at the slashdot article, from about a month ago, about "cathedral" and "bazaar" OSS projects. The idea of many different programmers being able to fix a problem quickly and efficiently looks good on paper, but reality leaves much to be desired.

      BIND != Linux

      Is that kind of like IIS != windows?

      Im not a microsoft advocate, Im just sick of all the linux FUD.

    80. Re:Not Me by ptomblin · · Score: 2

      The cost of many of these factors (except employee down time in certain instances) is a fuzzy one. And I can't give you formulas to calculate, merely assertions that it does cost.

      For instance, I know often when I'm shopping on-line, I'll do a web search or a pricegrabber.com search, and if the first match doesn't work, I'll go an order from the next one. And if some future time I'm looking for something similar and once again those same two firms come up one and two, I will remember that firm number two worked well for me the last time, so I'll go back to them before even bothering to see if firm one is back on-line. That's a case of a 5 minute outage leading to permanently lost business. Not a huge amount of business, but no business likes to lose even one profitable sale.

      Another loss is sysadmin opportunity cost. Providing your sysadmins had something else to do at the time, presumably they will have to do that other task later. That's an opportunity cost - maybe the people waiting for those tasks to be done will have to wait longer, maybe you'll end up paying your sysadmins over time, or maybe the sysadmins will resent the time spent away from their game of Quake and make higher salary demands next time.

      As an aside, I had a friend whose boss told her that he expected the systems would be so well administered that as long as nothing broke, she (my friend) could spend most of the day playing Quake.

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    81. Re:Not Me by Jage · · Score: 1

      I don't personally analyze viruses, but the analyses I've seen indicate that Nimda is actually quite sophisticated in design. It's not like Melissa or other scripting viruses. In fact, it's not implemented in script but as a binary. It's definitely not made in any kind of virus creation toolkit. The person who did it is not only a good programmer, but also has very good knowledge about the Windows internals.

      Consider, for example, on how many different versions of Windows it runs on. In this kind of application that's not an easy feat. Or that it has a novel, yet simple method for 'infecting' the executable files. It puts the original executable in it's resources, and when ran, writes the original exe to the disk and *then* runs it. It's important, because it will ensure any internal checksum calculation isn't going to detect it. Simple, but apparently effective. If you'd hook the filesystem, you'd need a lot of code and still it probably wouldn't run on that many machines as it does now. Or if it simply attaches itself to the binary, like classic viruses do, it would be detected by the self-infection check implemented in many programs (most notably any virus-checkers and such).

      I'd imagine the person having made a substantial investment developing the virus. It's probably been tested & debugged in a network environment with many possible configurations of different Windowses, etc.

      It's sad that whoever created is so irresponsible. I really despise this/these person(s) who did this.

  11. Patching by stantron77 · · Score: 0

    I wish I could believe that there won't be any machines that are still unpatched but I am sure that my firewall at work will get another round of hits. (Last time we were getting hit around 6 times a second at some times) Heads need to roll for any admins that haven't properly patched there systems.

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    1. Re:Patching by stantron77 · · Score: 0

      While I am partial to linux, or BSD for that matter the ultimate patch would be an admin that would actually apply the patches, whether it is a linux box with Apache or a Windows box with IIS.

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  12. What? by jpinnix · · Score: 4, Funny

    No double stockade and fireants for the IIS creators?

    1. Re:What? by chromatic · · Score: 2, Funny


      Presumably they already have to attend Microsoft pep rallies, where Steve Ballmer may dance again. Haven't they suffered enough?

    2. Re:What? by einhverfr · · Score: 2

      Presumably they already have to attend Microsoft pep rallies, where Steve Ballmer may dance again. Haven't they suffered enough?

      They do. Trust me. Which would you prefer...

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    3. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. It would be most difficult to sufficiently punish the IIS programmers, darn near impossible if you refrain from physical contact.

  13. SysAdmins....wake up by cOdEgUru · · Score: 2, Redundant

    Gosh! It would be interesting to see if any more servers turns up affected after so much of patching and screaming and thrashing. I would normally expect everyone of those Admins to patch their boxes by now, but at the same time, there would be some more, either ignorant or out on vacation, who is bound to get hit.

    And when shit hits the fan, the management is sure to turn around and bite yelling "But we all knew about it..Why didnt you do it ?" .. Err..well..

    Patch those boxes up..and do so in a routine manner. Sure its pathetic and time consuming. but its your data and your hardware..

    1. Re:SysAdmins....wake up by Roofus · · Score: 5, Informative

      Heh, I work with a guy who isn't the brightest at times. He's been setting up a 2000 Server that's been hit twice with nimda in the last week. He reinstalled the server from scratch after each infection. His response?

      "I put the computer on the network to install Norton, and it keeps getting infected before I can get the updates"

      Ok, TWO THINGS:

      1) If your going to install IIS, do not plug it into the network you've shut down IIS. Then go download the updates.

      2) Norton isn't going to stop you from getting infected, it will only warn you about it during a routine check. If you want your machine to stay healthy, PATCH YOUR GODDAMN SYSTEM.

      Seriously, Microsoft has a little utily called HFNetChk that will scan any local or remote system and will tell you what patches need to be applied. This includes system, IIS, and SQL Server, and IE.

      Not all updates are listed on the little automatic update website.

      Sigh...

    2. Re:SysAdmins....wake up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are assuming these machines have admins. Many are probably individuals or small businesses that set it up themselves or paid someone to set it up. The folks who set it up were probably not paid to admin or otherwise maintain the system. Owners, not admins, need to be educated.

    3. Re:SysAdmins....wake up by sphealey · · Score: 2

      "Gosh! It would be interesting to see if any more servers turns up affected after so much of patching and screaming and thrashing. I would normally expect everyone of those Admins to patch their boxes by now, but at the same time, there would be some more, either ignorant or out on vacation, who is bound to get hit."

      You are assuming, of course, that all the vectors of infection are known, all the behaviours of the worm are understood, and that patches exist for all of them.

      It's typical terrorist tactics to hit the same target twice 20 minutes apart. That way you get all the rescue workers and gawkers too. The IRA figured that out years ago - the WTC killers just perfected the idea.

      So perhaps Nimda was designed to throw a scare into everyone, cause them to run around and download lots of patches, expend lots of effort - and then 10 days later do its real dirty work.

      sPh

    4. Re:SysAdmins....wake up by q-soe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We use netchek and it works like a charm - the problem we had with Nimda was that the SAP servers connected to our network but maintained by the providor (we are in month 3 or an Enterprise Rollout) were unsecured and not running any virus protection, we got slammed by nimda - it did not hit any of our servers in the front door thru IIS but spread to boxes not running IIS but connected to the SAP system and to dekstops from there.

      Thats then thing that really pisses me off, we spend the time to lock down and secure our netowkrs, hours patching systems and making usre virus scanners are up to date and then we get slammed by servers we have no access to or control over - yet we are the IT dept.

      If we cant maintain it and gurantee it safe then it should not be on my network dammnit !

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    5. Re:SysAdmins....wake up by Telastyn · · Score: 1

      Note that security is a relatively new concern for people. 'Back in the Day' for most everyone the only way that you could get problems was from virii, hence to stop all problems, you installed a virus checker, and that of course fixed everything...

    6. Re:SysAdmins....wake up by Maserati · · Score: 1
      I'll second the recommendation for hfnetchk.exe. It's a great tool. It dumps to delimited text, and will tell you why it can't tell if a hotfix had been installed.


      If you manage Windows, use this tool religiously.

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    7. Re:SysAdmins....wake up by geoffb91 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Be careful how much you rely on hfnetchk. It only verifies that a patch is installed but doesn't actually tell you if it is valid. If you are using NT there isn't an easy way to know the patches are valid (there is a utility out for Windows2000 that will check this).

      We had an NT 4 IIS server that hfnetchk gave a clean bill of health and it was actually vulnerable to Nimda because one of the older unicode patches was somehow undone and no longer working.

      Microsoft also released the URLScan utility that filters incoming requests for unicode, dots in the path, backslahes, etc. and blocks them before IIS can be affected.

      This is much more pro-active since it might actually have a chance of blocking a future exploit simply because the requested URL is unusual and triggers the filters. It also can protect a server from some common attacks even if IIS is not fully patched.

      -G

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    8. Re:SysAdmins....wake up by Judg3 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Agreed, HFNetchk essentially looks for Registry keys that state which patches are installed. If you use it, always use the '-z' switch, which tells it to not look for the registry entries. This makes it take a little longer, because it searches for actual files, but it's ALOT more accurate.
      Also, eEye has a neat little NIMDA Scanner which will do up to a Class B net looking for exploitable machines. Sometimes finding a machine that COULD be infected is harder then finding the actual infected ones.
      URLScan is nice, but you really need to know what your doing to run it, as it's easy to mess up a webserver thats running fine.
      But the most important thing to do is to get on those security lists, NTBugtraq, MS security lists, etc. As well as hitting the big security related sites out there before your morning cup of coffee to make sure nothing new has come up.

      It's all basically common sense, but every now and then you need a nice reminder.

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    9. Re:SysAdmins....wake up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My experience of HFNetChk has been abysmal...

      After applying the patches it suggested, it no longer downloads the XML file from Microsoft's server. Also, after applying the roll-up patch for IIS, it still says the constituent patches are needed. So my conclusion is that it is yet another substandard program which, at best, lulls admins into a false sense of security.

    10. Re:SysAdmins....wake up by geoffb91 · · Score: 1

      URLScan can certainly mess up a server if it is just turned on without any thought but it isn't that hard to configure... I'd have to say that if someone can't understand the readme file and edit the ini file they need to seriously ask themselves if they should be using IIS.

      One pleasant surprise was that the ini file came with everything blocked and you had to enable things you wanted to work. The usual MO for Microsoft is to have it all open and then just offer you the option to disable something.

      -G

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  14. Your GMT is Off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, 9 P.M. GMT is 5 P.M. ET, 4 P.M. CT.

    1. Re:Your GMT is Off by timothy · · Score: 1

      heh, you're absolutely right, I just updated to reflect this.

      Thanks.

      Tim

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  15. A Tribute To Laxness or Stupidity...? by CodingFiend · · Score: 1

    Why on Earth would there still be any unpatched IIS servers out there?!?!

    I suppose everyone who gets it this time must have recently installed IIS at home... we'll see.

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    1. Re:A Tribute To Laxness or Stupidity...? by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Because the patch hasn't appeared on WindowsUpdate yet?

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    2. Re:A Tribute To Laxness or Stupidity...? by jedwards · · Score: 2, Informative

      Because there are a million people that don't even know they're running a webserver.

      When you log attempts on port 80 from infected boxes go and have a look with a browser.
      The majority will show the default "this site is under construction" page, the rest show the Code Red defacement page.

    3. Re:A Tribute To Laxness or Stupidity...? by drodver · · Score: 1

      The patches have been out since Code Red II for sure. I patched my machine at work shortly after it hit, even though no one was infected in the company. When Nimba hit I was the only one on the web team that wasn't infected.

    4. Re:A Tribute To Laxness or Stupidity...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The CR patch was out weeks before CR-I. Patches for Nimda are even older.

    5. Re:A Tribute To Laxness or Stupidity...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but they haven't been on WindowsUpdate

    6. Re:A Tribute To Laxness or Stupidity...? by rodgerd · · Score: 2

      I'm aware of one company where the major causes for concern were people running systems in violation of company policy (which is no net-facing IIS). They'd managed to sneak around the security controls in the company.

      That wasn't the fault of the systems staff in the company, but they still ended up cleaning up the mess because a bunch of idiots were Doing The Wrong Thing.

      More to the point, Nimda is *not* just another Code Red; it spreads through shares, email, and a number of other vectors, including browser use. It's quite capable of destroying an internal network simply by getting on a staff member's laptop while they work off-site and then unleashing itself internally.

  16. Learn Internet Security Or Get Off The Web! by BIGJIMSLATE · · Score: 5, Informative

    I believe this Wired article applies in this case (as many machines are still left unpatched), as well as an idea of what some ISP's are considering/doing if their subscribers don't have a clue.

    (Plain-text link):
    http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,47037, 00 .html

  17. sircam may me feel warm today though... by edrugtrader · · Score: 5, Funny

    a video game i wrote 10 years ago in Qbasic was just emailed to me today via sircam...

    that means that someone actually had it on their computer, and that made me feel all fuzzy.

    god bless sircam, and its glorious resurrection and distribution of great software titles.

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    1. Re:sircam may me feel warm today though... by BIGJIMSLATE · · Score: 5, Funny

      I had a similar case, but it involved some porn. Now naturally I'd be happy about that under normal circumstances, but not if it's my freaking SISTER!

      EWW.....

    2. Re:sircam may me feel warm today though... by allism · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ummm...your sister SENT you this porn or your sister WAS this porn?

    3. Re:sircam may me feel warm today though... by ocie · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, it's good to see that push technology is finally coming to the net :)

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    4. Re:sircam may me feel warm today though... by InfoSec · · Score: 1

      Abj vf gur gvzr sbe nyy tbbq zra gb pbzr gb gur nvq bs gurve pbhagel.

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    5. Re:sircam may me feel warm today though... by geekoid · · Score: 5, Funny

      isn't that the wierdest feeling?
      I went to a someone house to find out why there PC was running slow, they had a program I wrote 8 years ago, and they were still using it! I did ask him why he never sent the author the shareware money(10.00). he said "I'm sure he made so much money he won't miss my 10 bucks".
      then I told him it was me, and NO ONE sent me ANY money. boy did we laugh. Of course he still hasn't paid me my 10 bucks...rat bastard.

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    6. Re:sircam may me feel warm today though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh... you must be the guy that wrote "Gorilla"... I used to play that back in the day with my coworkers instead of actually doing "work".

      -j

    7. Re:sircam may me feel warm today though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say neither situation is good. Even in the lesser case, why does his sister have access to his porn?

    8. Re:sircam may me feel warm today though... by Gleep · · Score: 1

      just be lucky you weren't in the picture too... that's hard to explain to the wife and kids! :) (not that i know anything about pr0n!)

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    9. Re:sircam may me feel warm today though... by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Exactly what I was wondering. Please clarify.

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    10. Re:sircam may me feel warm today though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FWD PLS!

    11. Re:sircam may me feel warm today though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.

    12. Re:sircam may me feel warm today though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      A while back some practical jokers burst in on a couple of people I knew from high school, while they were buck naked and fucking.

      The resulting picture got sent out to a bunch of people from the school and since then I've encountered it twice randomly over the internet. Once while looking through a humour website, and another time it was part of an email forward sent to my college roommate (who wasn't from my high school).

    13. Re:sircam may me feel warm today though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did you take porno pics of your sister in the first place?

    14. Re:sircam may me feel warm today though... by Rudeboy777 · · Score: 1

      Is this the one? Like the dude that replied to you already I dont know whether to believe it or not... He's right that the bed should be more messy. Whether it's staged or not, it's still a hilarious pic though.

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    15. Re:sircam may me feel warm today though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that is the pic (although the original was larger and minus the text), and I do know those people.

      I will admit, however, that I have no independant way to verify that it was in fact a surprise, beyond the fact that this was how it was portrayed to me at the time. (Well, that and I really do believe them capable of playing a prank like this.)

    16. Re:sircam may me feel warm today though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That was on IRC News :).

      The title was "IRCer getting layed" or something.. you'll probably find it in the archives. That is, if you wait until the site gets back up.

    17. Re:sircam may me feel warm today though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most disturbing thing about that picture is that one of her feet has 6 toes.

  18. Why treat this so flagrantly, Tim? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As Tim states: "I'd like to see a nice double stockade for the writers of Sircam and Nimda, and maybe some fireants.", we'll why not just throw marshmallows at them as well!

    The damage done to my web site and users systems is bad enough... The author should get more like 5 to 10 years! Also give 50-60 years to BILLY GATES for being creating a product that's prone to require DAILY PATCHES to keep up with the jerks bent on showing how small their genitals really are.

    By the way, I DID KEEP UP WITH THE DOWNLOADS when SIRCAM came out and it did not help to prevent NIMDA.

    Linux is so much an option to me, too bad the bosses here own Microsoft stock.

    1. Re:Why treat this so flagrantly, Tim? by gazbo · · Score: 1
      By the way, I DID KEEP UP WITH THE DOWNLOADS when SIRCAM came out and it did not help to prevent NIMDA.
      Strange, I could have sworn nimda only used a selection of old, well known exploits, the patches having been available for anywhere between 1 and 6 months...
    2. Re:Why treat this so flagrantly, Tim? by einhverfr · · Score: 3, Informative

      Strange, I could have sworn nimda only used a selection of old, well known exploits, the patches having been available for anywhere between 1 and 6 months...

      That is what everyone says. However, I have a hard time believing it because I have seen it hit systems with those patches on it.

      I even saw it hit an XP system with a read-nly share (NTFS Permissions denied write access) and IE6 (which is not supposed to be vulnerable. IIS was not involved in either case, nor, surprisingly was Outlook, at least not directly...

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    3. Re:Why treat this so flagrantly, Tim? by cholokoy · · Score: 1

      Another new Win* virus and maybe a lot of companies will be seriously looking at tearing down their systems and installing alternatives.

      Hooray for OSS!!

      --
      Return the bells of Balangiga.
  19. Fight back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Check out my script! If you're running Apache, it'll monitor the logfile and send mail to the Administrator of the infected server!

    1. Re:Fight back by Sagarian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Given the way that these viruses work, and given that your script fires a message to everyone who attempts to Code Red exploit a server running your script, and that there's no central registry of which servers / email addresses have been notified by your script :

      Wouldn't this script, if widely employed, bring forth massive tidal waves of email as well?

      Imagine an admin's joy at finding that not only are 20 of his servers infected and/or destroyed, but he has an inbox full of thousands of messages that are now swamping his mailserver.

      Given that the communication of the email is not secure, could a malicious party not monitor traffic for copies of your script's message, and thus know exactly which servers can be exploited?

      Perhaps a better solution would be a secure central registry / database of known-infected systems, which exposed a secure known-infected system reporting mechanism (even a simple XML message protocol via https for example). Just thinking on the fly here...

      Anyway, the intention is noble...

    2. Re:Fight back by technos · · Score: 2

      Wouldn't this script, if widely employed, bring forth massive tidal waves of email as well?

      Please! As a patched NT admin, let the unpatched be DOS'ed off the face of the planet.

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    3. Re:Fight back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm...good point. As the AC who wrote the script, I would have to agree that this is not the best solution. Without the resources to provide said central registry, I don't think I can solve that problem.

      However, there are many adjustments you could make to this script to reduce said deluge. I'm pretty lazy/busy, so if anyone has any patches, feel free to write me at the address specified in the script.

    4. Re:Fight back by dead+sun · · Score: 1
      I think it would be perfect actually. If you're a business that hasn't patched your server then shame on you and you should have the pain in the ass of getting swamped by mail, like they're swamping us with http requests. If you're an individual then (1) What the hell are you doing with IIS anyway? Vanity page? Its still no excuse to not patch your server. People without an understanding of basic care of their servers shouldn't have them. It would be like me having a car an letting the thing go to crap and then causing an accident because of equimpent failure. Pay somebody to take care of it or do it yourself! (2) Maybe it will crush their bandwidth so severely that they won't be able to try to spread the damn thing so fast. Or make them notice that there is something wrong...

      Now I would feel sorry for the bandwidth usage that innocents would get hit with, those carrying the mail to its destination but that have good servers.

      The point about email not being secure is pretty moot I think. Mainly you have to intercept the mail. If my poor apache access logs are any proof then setting up a little server on the web and harvesting IPs that way would be so much easier than going to the trouble of intercepting email. Its probably not illegal either.

      A central registry would be kinda cool, especially if we could just download the thing and add it to our denied hosts file. Or drop packets at our routers, or whatever else to stem the tide of packets.

      Just my 2 cents, but this whole worm thing is kinda upsetting. We use IIS at work and we've found the time to fix the problem before we were hit. C'mon people, this shouldn't happen to you twice...

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      If not now, when?
    5. Re:Fight back by feed_me_cereal · · Score: 1

      no... the vast majority of the computers that an infected box will attempt to hit will not be webservers and further will also most likely not have this script. So really its doing a lot more good than harm.

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      "Question with boldness even the existence of a god." - Thomas Jefferson
  20. What about Microsoft? by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

    How rude, you forgot about the guys who made it all possible.

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    Lars T.

    To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

    1. Re:What about Microsoft? by sharkey · · Score: 2

      Maybe InfoWorld uses FrontPage 2002 to do their page creation. If so, they wouldn't be able to give proper credit to everyone involved, as it would violate the EULA.

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      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
  21. i am the first to discover by asphyxiaa · · Score: 1, Redundant


    that "nimda" is really "admin" backwards.

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    1. Re:i am the first to discover by JohnHegarty · · Score: 0

      News to me.....lol

      I haven't heard about it elsewhere either... though it was a stange name...

    2. Re:i am the first to discover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WOW! Oh wait.. my server has a 'nimda' directory, and has for a year and a half.. I used it for, *GASP* holding my admin section. Hmm, what a coincidence. Of course, now I have had to rename it since I was going to give the admin stuff to someone else and he's a bit wary about going to something called 'nimda'.

    3. Re:i am the first to discover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh, come on.
      most linuxen figured that out the first day
      after all, we 're root, not administrator,
      'cause we don't like to type long sentences
      (see the history of umount).

    4. Re:i am the first to discover by bergeron76 · · Score: 0, Troll

      actually, you're not. ++I++ was in the original post about nimdA. Sorry dude... I'll be takin' that kharma back now.

      :)

      -CB

      --
      Don't think that a small group of dedicated individuals can't change the world. It's the only thing that ever has.
    5. Re:i am the first to discover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are definitely NOT the first, popular tv news shows and even cnet made a point of saying nimda is admin backwards. You should get out more.

    6. Re:i am the first to discover by asphyxiaa · · Score: 0

      i should get out more? you just said the point was made on tv, why would i need to get out to watch tv?

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  22. Why the sudden infux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why is windows suffering so many of these attackes recently (I know this is the same but I mean coupled with Code Red etc)? Is it becuase the exploits have only recently been found that enable them? This implies that fewer such exploits existed in older MSware - is this true?

    Is their widespreading mostly helped by the recent influx of cable/dsl users? Instead of the usual MS bash, could we try to explain some of the factors that make these stories so common on /. recently?

    Of course, we can't escape that it was Microsoft that published exploitable code but I'm sure their software has always been as bad so what else is behind the current surge?

  23. Fireants by irix · · Score: 2
    I'd like to see a nice double stockade for the writers of Sircam and Nimda, and maybe some fireants.

    I'd like to see some fireants for the server admins who still haven't patched for this thing. What kind of rock do you have be living under not to have heard of this by now?

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    Do you even know anything about perl? -- AC Replying to Tom Christiansen post.
    1. Re:Fireants by IronChef · · Score: 2

      What kind of rock do you have be living under not to have heard of this by now?

      Rocks like this:

      216.84.60.138

      I have the addresses of a lot of other rocks. They appear to be quite common. But how can you alert a rock-dweller if they don't have a domain name and email set up?

    2. Re:Fireants by jo42 · · Score: 1
      > 216.84.60.138

      Start here http://www.arin.net/whois/ to back-track this IP:


      Judell Enterprises (NETBLK-JUDELLENTERPRISE1)
      3744 Roxbury Lane
      Alexandria, VA 22309
      US
      Netname: JUDELLENTERPRISE1
      Netblock: 216.84.60.128 - 216.84.60.143
      Coordinator:
      Crouch, James (JC1498-ARIN) legrump@erols.com
      703-780-9462

      Record last updated on 10-Aug-2000.
      Database last updated on 27-Sep-2001 23:18:25 EDT.

      Does this NT 4.0 SP6a, FreeBSD 4.4 running geek have to teach you Linux bodgers everything? ;-)

    3. Re:Fireants by IronChef · · Score: 2


      OK, yeah, that works for this particular IP address... I didn't bother to check before I posted. I suck. But MOST people attacking me do not have any extra info available. If you look up what there is, you see that it's one of a zillion faceless @Home cable users (for example). What can you do about those people? They are the real problem, because they don't even know they are compromised. And you can't tell them. And you can't tell the ISP about them. ISPs don't care.

      (Well, @Home didn't anyway. Now I am on Speakeasy DSL and they are killing circuits of infected people, which is great.)

  24. IIS on BSD/OS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF?

    P.S.:

    Your comment violated the postercomment compression filter. Comment aborted.

    What horseshit....

    1. Re:IIS on BSD/OS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      probably a BSD/OS firewall/gateway in front of a iis server with a port forward.

    2. Re:IIS on BSD/OS? by bajdev · · Score: 1

      They are probably using apache's mod_proxy, or some form of proxy on BSD to pass the http request to an IIS machine behind the BSD machine. On netcraft that configuration shows those results.

  25. Math? by sharkey · · Score: 5, Interesting

    9pm GMT -04:00 (EDT) is 5pm EDT.
    9pm GMT -05:00 (EST) is 4pm EST.

    However, the time mentioned in the article is 1am ET. Hazard a guess that it is really EDT they are citing, making 5am GMT zero hour. It will be 12:00am (Midnight) EST.

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    --
    "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
  26. IIS Admins, what do they get? by bubblegoose · · Score: 1

    They share alot of the blame. The patch has been heavily advertised and available for a while.
    I say at least a set of Chinese finger traps for admins who STILL haven't yet patched their systems

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    I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people. - Jack Handey
  27. Oh crap.... by Cheesy_Poof_Man · · Score: 1

    I won't be able to look at pr0n, eerrr research my project at my school's network anymore....

  28. Re:Math? (Mea Culpa) by timothy · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're right -- I just updated it to reflect the right time :)

    Sorry about that.

    timothy

    --
    jrnl: http://tinyurl.com/c2l8yr / foes: http://tinyurl.com/ckjno5
  29. Nimda cost me Microsoft. by standards · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My organization was hit hard by Nimda. Our poor Windows Administration staff ran around like crazy cleaning, patching, and upgrading hundreds of machines.

    Is this a Microsoft problem? You bet.

    Microsoft OSs do not have a complete, common set of system administration tools built in. This results in haphazard machine administration.

    Microsoft and other companies sell useful administration tools, but these are high priced tools that only do a piece of the job. And since they aren't included with the OS, very few sysadmins have expertise with them.

    So Microsoft, get on the ball. If you want to sell an OS, it should be ready for the enterprise.... including enterprise administration.

    In the meantime, we're porting our apps from IIS to Apache. Yay!

    1. Re:Nimda cost me Microsoft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're right, you have to buy other stuff like SMS.

    2. Re:Nimda cost me Microsoft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      let's see. the rest of the world complains that ms bundles too much, and you complain that they bundle too little.

      if you give me a nickel for every slashdotter who has claimed to be some network poobah of some sort who is "migrating our web apps from IIS to Apache", I'll give you a dollar for every one who has actually done so. I'll come out way ahead, I'm sure.

    3. Re:Nimda cost me Microsoft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A couple of useful links for your poor, overworked and probably clueless Windows admins:

      Knowledge of these would have saved your company time and money, assuming patches were applied within a month of being released and/or recommended practices were followed.

      Tools, and procedures

      email notification (any decent admin would already be subscribed to this):
      mailinglist

      Get the admins to visit those links soon, or MS will pointlessly reorganise their site again.

    4. Re:Nimda cost me Microsoft. by bad-badtz-maru · · Score: 5, Insightful


      Our organization didn't do squat because we spent five minutes researching commonly accepted practices for securing IIS and NT boxes before we ever put our first box on the net. We do the same for every piece of hardware and software, exploits are not an MS-exclusive thing. The simple act of unmapping unused extensions in IIS has saved us countless hours (or days) of agony on many occasions. I suspect your organization may not contain the level of security-conciousness necessary to properly maintain systems connected to the internet since such security-awareness would have included remedial research into the securest method of presenting a piece of hardware or software to the internet. In other words, if your organization knew what they were doing, the issue you experienced would not have occurred. It's not an apache/IIS issue, it's a poor administration issue that will plague your organization, unless corrected, regardless of what OS and web server software they choose to deploy.

      Hope this helps,
      maru
      www.mp3.com/pixal

    5. Re:Nimda cost me Microsoft. by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2

      God, where are my mod points. Gee, one of my Win 2k dev servers hadn't been touched in two months, but It STILL didn't get the damn thing. (niether did it get code red. Why? Because I FOLLOWED THE RECOMMENDED GUIDELINES for setting up IIS securely. If you rely on the default setup for anything, your an idiot. Period. and I'm a developer, not a sysadmin "network guy"

    6. Re:Nimda cost me Microsoft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got it! As a former NT sysadmin, the OS comes with almost no useful tools to automate administration tasks.

      I don't care about IE and other bloatware. I need features that I can use to remotely administer NT, ME, 98, and 95 clients.

      Sure, Microsoft sells it at a big price. Why isn't this stuff included with the OS, just like it is with Unix, VMS, MVS, OS/2, and even the Mac? Why is Microsoft so far behind in this area????

    7. Re:Nimda cost me Microsoft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hum, those links just tell me what needs to be done to secure the desktop. We know that.

      What we need is a way to do it without spending 15 minutes at each desktop machine (and with 1000+ machines, that adds up.)

    8. Re:Nimda cost me Microsoft. by trcooper · · Score: 2

      So what happens when one of these things hits apache. It bothers me when people think they're immune, or somehow less vulnerable because they run a particular piece of software. Apache has had problems in the past, and common sense dictates that it will have problems in the future. Could someone write a worm that attacks an older version of Apache? Sure, and as an admin you have to assume that it is going to happen.

      If you're hit by one of these things, 99% of the time it's completely your fault. Nimda can be combatted by a patch that's been out for quite a while. Don't blame the OS, don't blame the software. Be a man and take responsibility. Blaming this problem on IIS is simply ensuring that you'll get hit again. Switching to Apache is fine, but you still have to make it a priority to keep up to date on patches.

      You have to get to the root of the problem, and that's bad admins.

    9. Re:Nimda cost me Microsoft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong!

      The ability to centrally react to a Windows OS crisis is hampered by the lack of good, standardized tools on the Windows operating systems.

      Yes, there are some lousy sysadmins. But to blame the lack of such tools on Windows sysadmin shows your ignorance. Many of us do our best - despite the limitations of the OS tools.

    10. Re:Nimda cost me Microsoft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Don't blame the OS, don't blame the software.

      Why not? The software has a bug. The software is part of a production release of the OS.

      Blame the sysadmin? Sure! The sysadmin who hasn't fixed it on his own machine is a problem. But what if the sysadmin's machine is protected? Is Nimda still his problem? You bet!

      Microsoft HAS to take some significant blame here. This shouldn't have made it out of QA.

      Apache? Sure, Apache has it's faults. NT? It has it's faults too, and I pay big bucks for those faults.

    11. Re:Nimda cost me Microsoft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Dad doesn't have a sysadmin.

    12. Re:Nimda cost me Microsoft. by bad-badtz-maru · · Score: 1


      I didn't blame the lack of central administration tools (like HFNetchk?) on a Windows sysadmin, not sure from where in my message you gleaned that tidbit.
      What is this standardized tool that allows one to centrally administer non-Windows boxes?

      maru
      www.mp3.com/pixal

    13. Re:Nimda cost me Microsoft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you rely on the default setup in *Microsoft* sofware, you are an idiot. From one developer to another, if the default isn't secure, the developer is an idiot. Unless your software is strictly for other developers, you have no business using lame/weak defaults.

    14. Re:Nimda cost me Microsoft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ssh and [insert favorite text editor here]. Combined with kill, perhaps a few other utilities, life is peachy. Full control, anytime, anyplace.

    15. Re:Nimda cost me Microsoft. by hetairoi · · Score: 1

      I'm a "computer guy" at a small manufacturing/sells company. In addition to being one of the two network admins i'm also the exchange admin (we use exchange 5.5 and outlook for clients), the admin the fax software, co-admin the altigen pbx system, admin for the accounting software, blah blah blah anything we do on the computer i'm involved in it, including currently learning & evaluating active directory & preparing to upgrade from btrieve to sql (although i'm against it, our accounting package requires it). In addition to the desktop support for all of that, fixing any printer or other piece of hardware that breaks, troubleshooting everything I'm also customer service for the sells department. When the 2 people who normally answer the phone's go to lunch, i cover them while I read /. and omm. I also go to conventions to talk about the products, setup and communicate daily with 8 external warehouses. Oh, I also do the website and adverts, and whatever else the boss asks me to do, which includes occasionally hitting the production line in the plant.

      What I'm trying to say is that I'm a busy guy, and if I found the patches, the iis lockdown tool, and hfnetchk months ago anybody can. Seriously, I'm an idiot too. I do some really dumb shit, but in July, when I found one of our mail server was hit by sadmind I used vnc to fix it while on vacation. When I got back I downloaded a shitload of pacthes and went over our security policies (we're iso9001, so paperwork is familiar). The only reason it got hit was because someone else installed index server to run a document manager without telling me (hey, i don't look at every service everyday, i said i was busy). After that, we had hybris because someone ran the attachment, it was a user's fault. They ran the attachment even after they had been told not to (they're users, it's what they do). It took me two days to be satisfied that it was gone. BUT NO CODE RED AND NO NIMDA! I applied every patch I needed for every service that I needed and turned everything else off.

      Now, as Bill Cosby put it "I told you that story so I could tell you this one." We only have a half-duplex ISDN line, and it's getting pummeled by those damn things, the logs are huge. If you haven't patched your sever by now you should be drug into the street and beaten while small children watch and laugh at you. Some people just aren't cut out to be admin's. Got to www.dshield.org, if your machine is listed slap yourself, if it's in the top 100 quit your job, if it's in the top 10, well, don't let me know who you are.......

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      I stab people.

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    16. Re:Nimda cost me Microsoft. by D4MO · · Score: 1

      Yeah, same here.

      I was learning all about IIS last year, firstly by explorations. Saw those application mappings. I remember thinking to myself ".htr, what's that for? Dunno. Get rid of it."

      So anyway, my mindset, on everything, is that if I don't know what it does, how it does it, why does it to that, it won't be allowed do anything.

      We're a total microsoft shop. Not a single problem.

      --

      Rocket science is easy. Neurosurgery, now *that's* difficult.
    17. Re:Nimda cost me Microsoft. by ethereal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, if there are recommendations on how to set it up securely, why isn't that the default? Still sounds like a faulty product to me.

      --

      Your right to not believe: Americans United for Separation of Church and

    18. Re:Nimda cost me Microsoft. by NMerriam · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Our organization didn't do squat because we spent five minutes researching commonly accepted practices for securing IIS and NT boxes before we ever put our first box on the net.

      Unfortunately Nimda spreads itself over shares, too -- so our server was well-maintained, but every shared directory on there was filled with the .dll and .eml files from Nimda that users had been infected on their desktops.

      All it took was a single person on our network who had disabled their antivirus to spread it all over ever network drive in the place.

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    19. Re:Nimda cost me Microsoft. by NMerriam · · Score: 2

      So what happens when one of these things hits apache

      Nimda on unix would have to attack Apache, Samba, the system password file, the email client, the email server, the firewall software, and the kernel itself.

      Just taking over the web server would not be half as effective as the MS viruses have been -- they spread by email, by web, by network shares, etc.

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      Recursive: Adj. See Recursive.
    20. Re:Nimda cost me Microsoft. by trcooper · · Score: 2


      Blame the sysadmin? Sure! The sysadmin who hasn't fixed it on his own machine is a problem. But what if the sysadmin's machine is protected? Is Nimda still his problem? You bet!


      Huh? Machines in my shop were patched. We had no problems. The NT machines reacted the same way to Nimda as the Unix machines... Log the request and go on.

      You act as if you've used a bug free peice of software. I've used NT, 2K, RH, Debian, Solaris, Digital Unix... and oddly they've all had bugs in production releases. They've all needed patches, or upgrades to prevent attacks. Bugs are a fact of life, and have to be expected.

      Sysadmins are paid to maintain these systems, and have responsibilities to stay current on patches. But there's a lot of bad sysadmins out there, and there's a lot of companies who don't want to pay a sysadmin. Folks who were affected by these recent worms need to look at that as the problem and not the software. If your machines got hit by both code red and Nimda, fire your sysadmin, he's worthless. If you don't have one, evaluate the cost and see if it might not be a bad idea to find someone to take care of your systems.

      MS isn't to be blamed on Nimda. The hole was known, and they had released a patch for it. Anything beyond that is out of their control, and up to the people you pay to take care of that.

    21. Re:Nimda cost me Microsoft. by trcooper · · Score: 2


      Nimda on unix would have to attack Apache, Samba, the system password file, the email client, the email server, the firewall software, and the kernel itself.

      Actually all it would have to do is find a root exploit somewhere and it has everything. Apache, BIND, WU-FTPD, et.al. have had root exploits in the past. Would it be hard to write a script that hits one machine and starts scanning for more with the same hole, or even one that looked for multiple holes? Nope, assuradly not.

      Nimda was assisted by the shear number of people who will click anything emailed to them. The readme.exe file could have attacked UNIX machines as well. And heavan forbid it's not a script kiddie who writes the next one of these. Someone with some talent and forsight could cause some significant damage.

      My point is this: This could happen on any platform. It could happen on multiple platforms. It could be just as effective on any platform. You are not safe simply because you run a particular OS. The only way to prevent this to be vigilant in keeping current on patches. PERIOD (Well, besides keeping your machine unplugged and locked inside Fort Knox)

    22. Re:Nimda cost me Microsoft. by bad-badtz-maru · · Score: 1


      Exactly. Just like we have to SSH onto our linux boxes to do an apt-get update & upgrade we also have to VNC into our MS boxes to do a hfcheck. There's no magic tool.

      maru
      www.mp3.com/pixal

    23. Re:Nimda cost me Microsoft. by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2

      the point is, worms/viri/hacks are expect to see a default setup. Put a partition with ONLY the web root. No amount of virtual directory /../../.. is going to navigate to anything besides the data. There's lots of other suggestions, but that one would save you from Code Red and Nmidia both without patching.

      Sure, I'll fault Microsoft for it's setup. IIS servies should not be on by default, Particularly in win 2k pro, that's bad. Map paths should be off by default (so ../../ doesn't even work). But if you call yourself a sysadmin/webmaster and have a web site running on a public server in C:/inetpub/wwwroot, you just haven't really thought about security. Now if you have a hack, it is sucessful, the first thing the dude is going to do is "../../WINNT/System32/Cmd.exe" if you've changed your directory, they are lost!

  30. It's due to piracy!!! by Quasar1999 · · Score: 1

    Clearly all the NT admins out there are tired of being blamed for this... it's stupid home users who pirate WIN2k Advanced that don't install the patches... Most admins have gotten it through their heads to install the patches...

    But on a more serious note... What about the Macs??? Microsoft, can we get a version of IIS for Macs... All my friends running Macs are feeling sooo left out... Microsoft, can you help???

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    1. Re:It's due to piracy!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many home users have 32 processor machines to run Advanced on?

    2. Re:It's due to piracy!!! by jedwards · · Score: 1

      No version of NT requires a multi processor machine.

    3. Re:It's due to piracy!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only is Datacenter Edition only multiprocessor, its locked to the exact multiprocessor machine it was licensed with.

    4. Re:It's due to piracy!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't exactly say we're feeling left out... but it sure is fun to receive all these weird files. I open them in BBEdit and try to figure out what they are. I got a really neat high school paper on "why I like math class", among other things...
      FYI, OS X comes with Apache built in, so I would never ask for someone to go to all the trouble and expense of porting IIS for us - although it would look soooooo nice with an Aqua interface!
      [pixelguru]

  31. Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems to me that cutting off access to any machine which appears to be spreading this virus is a reasonable thing to do. However, nobody seems to be doing it. Instead, ISPs seems to be going off half-cocked and blocking inbound port 80 at their core, or another drastic "solution". What do you think?

  32. You deserve what you get. by Snoozer_man · · Score: 1

    If you running M$ IIS, or for that matter if your relying on anything MS you'd better expect a virus.Admins need to start keeping up to date with patches, although with Microsoft products thats a never ending battle and half the time patches will do more harm then good.

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    Thanks Snoozer
  33. Dangerous Viruses?? by dragons_flight · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Whatever happened to all the "3v1|_ h4x0r5"(TM)??

    We seen a number of highly infectious viruses in the last year (Sircam, Code Red, Nimda, etc), but none of these were actually very destructive. Sure they are a pain to get rid of, and may spread a little information around, eat up bandwidth, or compel you to reformat just to be sure, but they aren't flattening people's systems.

    Whatever happened to the anarchists out to destroy the system? Now admittedly I don't want to encourage people to be more destructive, but it seems almost trivial to think of ways that viruses and worms could easily be made more destructive. For instance, upon infection, delete everything in the "My Documents" folder. Or, change default web page to a share of the whole computer. Or even wait a couple days and then wipe the person's hard drive.

    I haven't been vulnerable to anything to come along lately, and I'm glad, but I'm also glad to note that the truly skilled black hats out there seem to have moderated how much damage they actually intend to do. I wonder if they are scared what the law might do to them if their attack truly was evil.

    1. Re:Dangerous Viruses?? by Minstrel78 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The reason that these widespread viruses aren't as destructive as one might imagine they could be is analogous to how viral outbreaks happen in nature, IMHO.

      Most successfull viruses don't kill their hosts right away, or ever, as by doing so they destroy their own method of propogation. Even if they did no harm for some amount of time, you'd find that the number of vulnerable systems would be down very quickly once that timer hit on a large scale, whereas with non-destructive viruses, you're almost garunteed to have repeat outbreak becuase of lingering infections out there that never get cleaned up, or are left for long periods of time.

      In general, the more destructive a virus is, the shorter it's overall lifespan, and the lesser the overall damage.

    2. Re:Dangerous Viruses?? by desertfool · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My first day at a computer related job (helping users) in '94 I found a computer with NATAS. That was one nasty virus. A real bitch to get rid of. And the computer had to be completed cleaned and re-installed. Then, upon scanning, I found several more that also had been infected, but it hadn't popped up and decimated the .exe and .com files yet. What a mess.

      The new worm/virus phenomena is more of an annoyance. I keep my servers patched and protected, but I get 20+ emails a day from my users (all properly paranoid) about the new virus they heard about while driving in to work. That is the worst part.

      --
      Just a dude. Stuck in IT.
    3. Re:Dangerous Viruses?? by dragons_flight · · Score: 2

      I don't buy it.

      Viruses in nature are developed through evolution and mutation and thus long term survivability makes sense. Computer viruses are intentional creations of people, and it doesn't seem to me that virus writers would neccesarily focus on making them last in the wild for a long time. There are people who just like destroying stuff right? And depending on what you destroy or how you do it, it isn't neccesarily immediately obvious to the user, or going to stop the worm from seeking new hosts.

      Also with the IIS worms, they tend to just about saturate all vulneralbe machines within the first few days if not hours. Once you've got 98% of what's available to get, then shutting all those down doesn't cause much loss in total reach. Especially since after a point the infection rate goes down due to patching faster than it increases from finding still uninfected machines.

      Some people say they write viruses to demonstrate vulnerabilities, well it doesn't seem like a huge leap, by that logic, to decide to start taking out vulnerable software.

    4. Re:Dangerous Viruses?? by Publicus · · Score: 1

      But the whole point is that the really destructive ones don't survive. Killing the host quickly isn't an evolutionarily stable strategy to use anthropological terms. The previous poster is exactly right: the virii that make the news (I'm assuming the writers want fame, and then glory) are the ones that are fit to survive. There's a fine balance that the virus has to achieve - whether it's a biological virus or a computer virus. If it isn't in any way destructive or symptomatic, it won't get noticed no matter how much it spreads. If it's too destructive, it won't spread successfully. What we're looking at with Nimda and Code Red are the golden middle road - virii that spread and do damage.

      On another note, from what I've had to deal with Nimda is plenty destructive. We've got a list of inoperable applications on multiple computers apparently because of nimda. It doesn't have to wipe out the whole harddrive on its own. Soon we'll do it ourselves, and it will have been an ultimate success.

      --

      My Karma was at 49, then they switched to words. All that work for nothing!

    5. Re:Dangerous Viruses?? by skajohan · · Score: 1
      Some diseases kill their hosts quickly. They can still survive because they also spread very fast. Nimda et al obviously spread fast so they sure could be both destructive and successful.

    6. Re:Dangerous Viruses?? by Crspe · · Score: 1

      No, The point is that Nimda had already hit 90-something% of the computers that it was going to hit within the first day or so.

      If after the first day the nimda virus wiped the hard disk drive then I think the world would have been a whole lot more pissed off - wipeing 90 million harddisks is worse than infecting 100 million computers. And just because the virus wipes the hard-disk doesnt mean it cant leave itself in memory to keep on infecting till someone comes by. Also the virus continues to live on in the computers that were infected during the 24hours before the disk was wiped (and so on ...)

      As it was when nimda arrived just after the WTC disaster I was wondering if this was going to be a second part of the terrorist attack ... it turned out not to be the case, but if it had been, If the virus was designed to do as much damage as possible ... then the world would have been left reeling...

      Which tempts another question - is there anything worse a virus can do than wipe a hard-disk? Are there ways that software can directly damage hardware / change bios settings ... ...

  34. Re:9PM GMT == 1AM EST??? (sorry) by timothy · · Score: 0, Troll

    You're right -- I've updated the story now to reflect the right time. Sheesh, I tried to be helpful by providing a more universal time figure than the article, and screwed it up -- sorry :( Brain, meet keyboard.

    Like you say, it's east of the US, making the real target time 5:00 GMT.

    timothy

    --
    jrnl: http://tinyurl.com/c2l8yr / foes: http://tinyurl.com/ckjno5
  35. speaking of fire ants... by mrsmalkav · · Score: 1

    the most damned funny commercial:

    EVERYBODY DIES

    from radio savant's ortho stint...

  36. Somebody please show Gartner this article by Carnage4Life · · Score: 2
    After I heard about the Gartner report calling for a rewrite of IIS, I couldn't help wondering how a company that is supposed to be full of analysts can miss the mark by such a great deal. The problem with IIS isn't that it needs a rewrite, because a rewritten version will probably still have bugs since it will be a non-trivial piece of software and all software has bugs, but that
    1. Microsoft needs a better way of getting patches out to people. Preferrably something as simple as the apt-get/cron combination.

    2. IIS admins are typically inexperienced and unknowledgable about security and thus never get around to installing a patch even though it was released almost a year ago.

    3. IIS patches need to be on the Windows Update website.
    1. Re:Somebody please show Gartner this article by rgmoore · · Score: 1
      The problem with IIS isn't that it needs a rewrite, because a rewritten version will probably still have bugs since it will be a non-trivial piece of software and all software has bugs,

      While there's some truth to this point, Gartner has a point, too. If a piece of software requires regular patches for serious security problems, that's probably a sign that its basic approach to security is flawed. There's every reason to think that this is actually part of the problem with IIS; it looks very much as though security was not a priority in the minds of the writers, and they attempted to bolt it on after the fact. Experience shows that this approach is generally doomed to failure- see BIND and Sendmail as examples of UNIX programs that have repeated serious security problems because their security features weren't included into the basic design. A ground-up rewrite that included a reasonable security model into its basic architecture would almost certainly have fewer problems that need patching in the first place.

      --

      There's no point in questioning authority if you aren't going to listen to the answers.

  37. Re: How can I protect myself? by none2222 · · Score: 3, Informative
    . . . running Win2k and IIs on my dorm computer. Am I at risk?


    To put it mildly, YES! While it's true that Microsoft products are no less secure than those of other vendors, Microsoft's position as market leader makes them a prime target for hackers, virus writers, and other internet terrorists. You really have no business running a web server until you learn something about security. You can start by reading up on Nimdahere.
    --
    If you have a problem with my views, REPLY, don't moderate!
  38. There is blame for Microsoft as well by chongo · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'd like to see a nice double stockade for the writers of Sircam and Nimda ...

    I'd like to see something similar for the IIS developers along other selected members of Microsoft.

    ... or maybe a class action lawsuit against Microsoft for using their monolopy to propogate such insecure code?

    --
    chongo (was here) /\oo/\
  39. Stockades all around by ackthpt · · Score: 2
    I'd like to see a nice double stockade for the writers of Sircam and
    Nimda, and maybe some fireants.


    Yes, and a special one for those who roll out vulnerable server software. Ideally, with all the attacks, IIS should get stronger, as a body's immune system does with constant testing, however, it would indeed be a sad body which has been so patched. Make Frankenstein's monster look like George Clooney.

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    1. Re:Stockades all around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, that's not very complimentary towards Frankensteins' Monster. Clooney indeed!

    2. Re:Stockades all around by thogard · · Score: 1

      The world has decided that blame doesn't go very deep. Thats why M$ is blameless for Nimba just like the CIA is blameless for al Qaeda and the tabacco compaines are blameless for second hand smoke deaths.

  40. NTP by thetechweenie · · Score: 1

    It's funny. You'll see all of the boxes that have their clocks set way off. They'll jump the gun, and we can sit back, behind our Apache boxes and giggle.

    --


    Um, this is my sig.
  41. Terrorists? by Ghoser777 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Here's what most terrorists do. Atleast this is what I've heard/seen done by past terrorists:
    1. They take hostages
    2. They kill people
    3. They make demands
    4. They invoke terror in their victims

    In no way do these "hackers" fit the description of a terrorist except for maybe #4. These are generally just people who find a whole in security and take advantage of it. They can be really annoying, and people who make these types of viruses should be tried for damages, but I don't think they fit the desciption of a terrorist.

    But more important, I think Ashcroft isn't talking about virys writing hackers, but any type of hacker. Essentially, if you mess with a system at all, then you're a terrorist accroding to Ashcroft.

    Boy, my parents must be disappointed in me now, rasing a terrorist..

    F-bacher

    --
    James Tiberius Kirk: "Spock, the women on your planet are logical. No other planet in the galaxy can make that claim."
    1. Re:Terrorists? by jiheison · · Score: 2

      These are generally just people who find a whole in security and take advantage of it.

      Hackers find security holes. Crackers take advantage of them.

    2. Re:Terrorists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to my uncle, a lifer at San Quentin, most Crackers have their holes exploited daily.

    3. Re:Terrorists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hackers find security holes. Crackers take advantage of them.

      Hackers don't replace their divots and generally carry a large handicap. Crackers are a tasty base for cheese or a light spread.

    4. Re:Terrorists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Laws encourage powerful viruses.

      Laws don't distinguish between viruses so people make them as powerful as they want. Unlike most other laws, there is no understanding of the types of viruses and therefore no grading of severity. If laws said that a self-terminating virus was of less severity than one that would spread forever (this is only an example) then virus writers would have an incentive to create viruses that would self-terminate on the off chance that they would be caught.

      Why would this work?

      Because authors want to show off their skillz, and everyone knows that they could have gone for so much longer with just the flick of a variable.

      In conclusion, laws encourage powerful viruses. Unlike murder they do not grade severity - and so every murder is a killing spree.

    5. Re:Terrorists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean uneducated southern whiteys or another kind of cracker?

  42. Re: How can I protect myself? by statusbar · · Score: 1

    Any guess how long it will be before you will require a government license to run a webserver on the internet?

    --jeff

    --
    ipv6 is my vpn
  43. I think it will be as bad as the first time... by albator69 · · Score: 0

    if we look at how long did it take before code red and the likes stop trying to infect our linux boxes, Nimda will surely be able to infect a lot of NT boxes again!

    To be a NT admin, you must
    1- Don't take care of the security of your network
    2- Work for a employer that don't take care of the security of his network

  44. If you follow good practice... by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Informative

    Then you're not vulnerable to either.

    Good practice in this case means keeping your systems updated to the latest patches, not having open shares at all, and updating software to the latest version. It also includes not using software known to be not only a security risk, but basically an open door to "hackers". Note the quotes, please. They indicate sarcasm.

    If you have patched Win2k to SP2, are running IE6 final, and do not use outlook, you have protected yourself from every vector these worms, except for the "Web Folder Traversal" issue. That's a minor quick fix, though it shouldn't have been necessary.

    Why am I willing to specify not using outlook and not specifying not using IIS? Because it became abundantly clear that outlook was unsafe well over a year ago, whereas IIS could have been terms "more or less okay" until recently. Also, you just can't walk away from NT/IIS webservers and jump on the *[iu]x bandwagon right away, because there's all that ASP code lying around.

    Until M$ rewrites outlook, outlook express, and IIS from the ground up, you should immediately (or as close to immediately as you can get) stop using them. Given that IIS sucks anyway, you might as well stop using it permanently. I understand the allure of outlook, and the interoperation between it and exchange, but consider a web-based scheduling/collaboration system. Exchange is pretty lousy anyway, for a whole bunch of reasons I won't bother going into here.

    And finally, this is not anti-microsoft FUD, this is all based on reality. I'm not against microsoft on the desktop, or microsoft servers to serve microsoft clients. But we've seen time and time again how running microsoft windows of any flavor as a web server platform incurs a much higher cost than unix, because unix just doesn't tend to break as often -- Or be compromised. While this is not an OS-level bug, you really only have one choice as far as performance and support goes for a webserver on windows, and it's not a very good choice.

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    1. Re:If you follow good practice... by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 5, Funny
      WARNING to IE6 users or people without Outlook installed: You are not invulnerable! A virus file on your system can still easily be excecuted. I recently got infected, and it was the dumbest thing ever. Some time ago I had to reinstall Windows (gdi.exe was corrupted!?!), so I backed my files up to my friend's computer over the network. To get them back I made an open share on my computer (should have had a password) and sent them over. When I was done I noticed that some *.eml files had been inserted into my open share. "Hey, that's the virus I read about on Slashdot," I thought. So I went to delete it. I simply selected the file to delete it (I didn't run it) but Explorer, in its infinite stupidity, ran the file in the preview pane! Simply by the act of selecting the file I had run it inadvertently! This on a system running IE6 without Outlook installed!

      Fortunately I was able to boot into Linux and delete all those .eml files, then download a virus remover from McAfee or someplace. But let this be a warning: Before deleting a .eml file, TURN FILE PREVIEWS OFF!

      --
      main(c,r){for(r=32;r;) printf(++c>31?c=!r--,"\n":c<r?" ":~c&r?" `":" #");}
    2. Re:If you follow good practice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Outlook's security can be greatly improved in minutes.

      1. Go into the Tools->Options->Security and set Outlook to Restricted sites zone.
      2. Now go to the Send tab. Uncheck the 'reply to messages uses the format in which they were sent' box. Also set the mail send format to plain text.
      3. Open IE. Tools->Internet Options->Security. Change the Restricted sites zone to High security.
      (4. Keep up-to-date with the patches.)

      as email virus invulnerable as anything else in minutes (people can still manually save and execute attachments, and they will, so such malware will still spread).

      Also, if MS's own guidelines for setting up IIS were followed (why their guidelines are not used as the default setup I will never understand) then all of the recent happy fun would have been ineffective.

      If patches were applied then even people who didn't follow the guidelines would have been safe. The patches came before the exploits/viruses.

      In short, I'm not totally sure which reality your insights are based on, but it isn't this one. Yes, Outlook as shipped has serious flaws. Yes, IIS, if unpatched, has some major holes which put users at risk. Neither requires a rewrite to solve their problems. Despite your protestations otherwise, your comment is little more than FUD.

    3. Re:If you follow good practice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, some people want to actually get stuff done with their computer and can't deal with the near-daily Microsoft patches. I can't imagine what a sysadmin in charge of hundreds of computers must deal with.

    4. Re:If you follow good practice... by jiheison · · Score: 2

      Not hackers, crackers dammit!!!!

      What's sarcasm?

    5. Re:If you follow good practice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Since the release of W2k SP2 there have been a total of 338 hotfixes for the W2k OS. This is not just a matter of installing the latest IE.

      Post w2k hotfixes -- mind you this list is also not up to date.. heh go figure

    6. Re:If you follow good practice... by kerincosford · · Score: 2, Informative

      Thats simply not true.

      I run w2k pro sp2 with IE6 at home (dual-booted with slackware), with all of the various MS patches installed, behind a firewall - I know the dangers of IIS.

      Last week, I was browsing through some UK web agencies, and one of them had been infected with Nimda. Unlike most other people who got hit by Nimda, when I hit that IIS server, I didn't get a "save as..." dialogue. My firewall didn't notice anything amiss either.

      All that happened was :

      My desktop background changed to a chessy pic of a skeleton over a forest background.
      My machine started grinding away like hell.
      I muttered "Oh fuck." under my breath and whipped the cable out of my ethernet card so my girlfriends machine didnt get affected, as far as I could manage.

      I'm no sysadmin guru, but I'm a pretty savvy user, and had patched my system up fully, and I still got dicked. Yes, it wouldnt have happened if I was under *nix, but I do a lot of work with Shockwave and Flash, so 9 times out of 10 I'm running win32 rather than linux.

      It blows.

    7. Re:If you follow good practice... by einhverfr · · Score: 2

      This is correct. Also, if you have the authenticated users group listed in the share or ntfs permission areas, even if write access is denied, the virus can still write itself to your hard drive (had this happen, but fortuantely caught it in the act...).

      The IE6 issue can be prevented by disabling file downloading in the security settings, and the share issue can be resolved by removing the everyone and authenticated users groups from the share and NTFS permissions of shares.

      --

      LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
    8. Re:If you follow good practice... by mESSDan · · Score: 1

      Or you could have just gone to DOS (command.com) and deleted them. Or, if there were multiple .eml files, simply drag your mouse to highlight them all (no preview is shown then) and deleted them.

      --

      -- Dan
    9. Re:If you follow good practice... by sheldon · · Score: 2

      Umm, you don't want to install every damn hotfix in the world on your machine. Some of them are only needed if you have a particular RAID controller and you are trying to run FTP during a full moon.

      The important ones in this context are all listed, up to date, under www.microsoft.com/security

    10. Re:If you follow good practice... by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 1

      20/20 hindsight, man. How could I know beforehand that Explorer would preview .eml files and that it would execute the contents in the preview? If I'd known I just would have turned off the preview, it's not that hard. That's why I posted this. Once the virus has been executed, deleting the .eml files doesn't help much. Mainly I went into Linux to avoid infecting others while I cleaned up my system. You have to delete several other system files such as riched.dll, and remove load.exe from your win.ini file and your system directory. There may be other stuff you must do as well. The virus removal tool works quite well though.

      --
      main(c,r){for(r=32;r;) printf(++c>31?c=!r--,"\n":c<r?" ":~c&r?" `":" #");}
    11. Re:If you follow good practice... by sheldon · · Score: 2

      That's interesting, but Nimda doesn't change the desktop background to a cheesy pic of a skeleton.

      I don't know what you did exactly, but I seriously doubt it came from your browsing stuff through IE 6.0. Especially considering IE 6.0 is not vulnerable to the MIME problem Nimda exploited.

      Perhaps you aren't as savvy as you thought.

    12. Re:If you follow good practice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. This link does provide some fun statistics. Since Sp2 338 hotfixes have been created in less than 3 months. Thats more than 3 hotfixes a day.

      How can any systems shop keep up with that? The complexity of handling these multiple patches through a rigorous testing procedure is crazy!

    13. Re:If you follow good practice... by Teutates · · Score: 1

      Sun Microsystems now owns a company called Chilisoft. There product Chili!ASP works perfectly with ASP code. There's NO reason to use any Microsoft IIS server if you're complaint is ASP code.

    14. Re:If you follow good practice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what you get for using the gay preview panes of the winblows operating sinkhole. I bet you got all that damn desktop webcontent shit all enabled, tracking stocks you don't own, getting animated Brittney Spears images, and other lame bullshit. Get used to it! Or go back to Winblows classic, that way you only get the old lame fuckups from microsoft, before they innovated the internet that is!

    15. Re:If you follow good practice... by kerincosford · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm no expert on viruses, but as I say, it went like this:

      visited site.
      desktop background changes.
      i pull out eth. cable.
      download new virus definitions.
      scan.
      i have Nimda.

      now, my weekly virus scan had happened 2 days earlier, and all was fine. Maybe the desktop thing wasnt Nimda, and I'd already been affected, but it seems like a bit of a coincidence to me.

      Maybe a Nimda variant?

    16. Re:If you follow good practice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be nimda-proof with IE6, you MUST install Outlook Express 6.

      http://www.microsoft.com/technet/treeview/defaul t. asp?url=/TechNet/security/topics/nimdaIE6.asp

    17. Re:If you follow good practice... by yorkie · · Score: 1

      At least one of those hotfixes, Q276324, is not available for download. Pity as it appears to resolve a problem I've got here.

    18. Re:If you follow good practice... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Maybe a Nimda variant?

      That's an excellent question. You should contact some of the virus-seeking companies and see if they're interested in your system, maybe you've found something new and nasty.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    19. Re:If you follow good practice... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Sorry, some people want to actually get stuff done with their computer and can't deal with the near-daily Microsoft patches. I can't imagine what a sysadmin in charge of hundreds of computers must deal with.

      99% of the hotfixes are for specific hardware/software combinations.

      A sysadmin in charge of hundreds of computers uses SMS or Tivoli or (shudder) CA Unicenter to distribute and install patches/hotfixes/service packs.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    20. Re:If you follow good practice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how do i turn off file preview?

    21. Re:If you follow good practice... by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 2

      uncheck the option in the view menu that says View as web page

      --
      main(c,r){for(r=32;r;) printf(++c>31?c=!r--,"\n":c<r?" ":~c&r?" `":" #");}
  45. Re: How can I protect myself? by matty · · Score: 2, Informative

    While it's true that Microsoft products are no less secure than those of other vendors...

    You're Trolling, right? It's been over 3 years since the last remote root exploit in Apache, and IIS has had several this year!

    If you're not Trolling and you actually believe what you just said, you'd better do some research.

  46. Horse feathers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This thing has been spreading on the networks my company runs since it started - there has been no let-up. People seem to keep getting re-infected (our users aren't very bright).

    Anyway, i think this whole re-activation thing is a sham.

    G.

  47. I am so sick of this by ellem · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I administer Notes, NT, Win9x and a Linux box, plus firewalls yadda, yadda.

    I work in a Corporate Travel Agency in NYC, they just decimated my entire staff and I have me and one other guy who has been relegated to inputting ticket refunds.

    I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! My lone IIS server has been patched since the first day. Lotus Notes doesn't care about these dumb ass viruses (virii) and my Norton's are all up to date.

    My USERS got this crap from infected web pages!

    We're losing a machine a day in the field b/c these bozos can't figure out how to click on a button called VIRUS_FIX on the corporate intranet.

    I am ready to frigging quit and become an English Teacher fuck the money! If the whole MS world can be brought to its knees everytime some kid in Sweden has the day off then we're all fucked.

    CIOs who continue to use Outlook/IIS deserve whatever happens to them. (We HAD to use IIS for a 3rd party software app.) Micorsoft SHOULD ABSOLUTELY BE PAYING IT'S CUSTOMERS BACK FOR THIS! HOW DARE THEY GET READY TO RELEASE YET ANOTHER VIRUS RUNTIME OS.

    It is seriously time for the MCSE farms to be shut down and for corporate America to move to another OS. Fuck the users; guess what they don't know all that much about the OS they are on switching them now will have no lasting impact.

    --
    This .sig is fake but accurate.
    1. Re:I am so sick of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Now THAT was an Insightful comment. Too bad corporate America will keep twisting the rubber band around their arm every time M$ releases another version of their virusware.

    2. Re:I am so sick of this by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny


      > I am ready to frigging quit and become an English Teacher fuck the money!

      Read up on "run-on sentences" before you quit your day job.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    3. Re:I am so sick of this by ellem · · Score: 1

      one frigging semi-colon away from you not posting...

      --
      This .sig is fake but accurate.
    4. Re:I am so sick of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So by reading between the lines,

      Win2k was decent, now get off your high horse. XP rocks, now stop beating it.

      really means

      XP is a dead horse, stop beating it

    5. Re:I am so sick of this by underpaidISPtech · · Score: 1

      Too true, too true. Lusers can barely use Windows, how much worse could it be by switching the idiots over to Mandrake? We'd all probably get a lot more respect and money, and have more interesting, challenging jobs too, if all those STUPID people out there were sat in front of a nix box. Take Back The Network!!!

    6. Re:I am so sick of this by thechink · · Score: 1

      That wasn't insightful, you just don't know how to properly distribute virus defs. Your mistake is that you're trusting your users to update their anti-virus program. You can never count on them to do the right thing. Spend the money and get Norton AntiVirus Corporate Edition. It will automatically keep users' computers up-to-date with the latest virus defs. I look after several company networks and Nimda didn't even appear on the radar. In fact I haven't had any downtime due to viruses in over a year.

    7. Re:I am so sick of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!

      If you have so little time, why are you posting long rambling post on Slashdot? There is a difference between "I have no time" and "I don't want to". That is the problem with security.. unless you are really into security no one ever does it until they get burned. That's because there is no reward for doing it ahead of time, no boss comes in and says "You know our security is great, no one has broken into our machines in over a year." No, the only time you hear from the boss security-wise is if something bad happens.

    8. Re:I am so sick of this by dagashi · · Score: 1

      ...some kid in Sweden has the day off...

      please don't confuse Sweden with China...

    9. Re:I am so sick of this by ellem · · Score: 1

      On NAV C -- users do not log in to a network per se. Set up is 56K -- Lotus Notes is their only way in to NW via DBs. Mail is slow enough so pre mail scripts are frowned upon.

      Due to connection issues Lotus Agents aren't much of a choice. One click is not much to ask for.

      --
      This .sig is fake but accurate.
    10. Re:I am so sick of this by ellem · · Score: 1

      posted from home -- but this is from work

      --
      This .sig is fake but accurate.
  48. Stocks, Stockades & Pillories by remy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sorry to be nitpicky-Stockades aren't much of a punishment, really just a jail. I think you mean stocks or a pillory.
    Take a look here: Stocks and Pillories

    1. Re:Stocks, Stockades & Pillories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uraguay.... URAGAY... U R GAY hahahaahaha!

  49. I summon buckets of fireants! by Jayde+Stargunner · · Score: 2

    ...especially considering that the IIS patch has been available on WINDOWS UPDATE for the last THREE MONTHS. Fireants for any worthless tech who hasn't figured this out yet.

    -Jayde

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  50. Re:Thats it ... time to go by Snoozer_man · · Score: 1

    No, if the world revolved around Linux I don't think we'd be hearing about viruses EVERY week. Sure we'd hear about them, just not as much as we bo with MS's great products.

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  51. Re:Math? (Mea Culpa) by ekrout · · Score: 2

    I didn't know you read comments (or just the ones about articles you post?). That's cool, as well as the fact that you can admit when you make a mistake every once in awhile.

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  52. Re:Thats it ... time to go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Who the hell said anything about Microsoft....I was only bashing Linux with no particular other OS in mind...


    Sure now we see your true colors shine you communist pig!

  53. Re: How can I protect myself? by Master+Bait · · Score: 1
    You really have no business running a web server intil you learn something about UNIX.

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  54. Not a fun virus by sketerpot · · Score: 1

    Nimda is not a fun virus for people who have an unfortunate dependance on MS boxes to provide internet stuff for them. One network I use was shut down for two days completely, and the computers using it were turned on without internet access the next day. I don't know when we will get internet access back. And now it is getting set to propagate again. I wish that people placed more value on security in their networks and software. IIS and IE can only get away with having more security holes than swiss cheese because people let them.

    1. Re:Not a fun virus by Meorah · · Score: 1

      So fire your lazy-ass admin/tech and hire me. I need a job, and hearing about crap like this happening when I can't even find a job for 40k/yr is depressing. Note to HR: Windows Admins don't cost 75k/yr anymore.

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  55. Re:I am a pothead. by zmooc · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I do.

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  56. Reading the code is one thing. by xFoz · · Score: 2

    Okay so they checked the code. But did they test it out? Has somebody changed the time on a server [issolating it first] and seen if really starts flinging bad bits?

  57. Re:Thats it ... time to go by Snoozer_man · · Score: 1

    Well since the topic was about micro$oft one might conclude that something you post would actually have to do with topic at hand.

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  58. How long until someone drops the bomb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If there's anything surprising about the entire worm phenomenon, it's that the payloads have been so benign. There's absolutely no reason why that has to be the case though, and sooner or later some little shit is going to slip in something like:

    FORMAT C:

    as the ultimate payload of a nimda-like worm, and all hell, and I truly mean all hell is going to break loose.

    I think that it's absolutely shocking that no one knew until right now that the damn thing is going to start up again tomorrow. What else don't we know about the program? I certainly hope that the experts who are now giving us some six hours notice (at night!) that the damn thing is about to restart haven't missed any other little details of the worm's operation.

    The entire ISS/Outlook security situation is absolutely shameful. Microsoft has been fucking around for years piling on layer after layer of buggy, insecure active this and executable that into the Windows mail system, and pretending that it doesn't matter, and the result, today, right now, today, is an internet that's about as secure as an airport with no guards, and half the locks in the terminals and on the planes flat out nonfunctional.

    Someone is responsible for this mess, and it ain't the folks who wrote the RFCs!

    1. Re:How long until someone drops the bomb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parasites that kill their hosts don't survive too well. How would this thing propegate again after 10 days, if it erased the hard drive already?

    2. Re:How long until someone drops the bomb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      1) You're assuming that the only possible "purpose" of a computer worm is to survive, which is hardly the case. Another possible purpose of a computer worm might be to propegate to as many computers as possible, then destroy them all at a predetermined time.

      2) It would be an easy proposition to program a worm to spread initially, go dormant for 10 days, then propegate again 10 days later, then finally destroy its hosts.

      3) Consider the timing of this worm. It was released into the wild concurrently with the WTC attack, when the FBI was, ahem, busy with other matters.

      Q: If you wanted to maximize the damage to the information infrastructure, when would you plan to trigger the virus payload?
      A: At the end of the month, after payrolls had been computed. Golly. It's the last weekday of the month.

      Make no mistake, I have absolutely no evidence of such a plan or motive. I am saying that the fact that these worms are out there and work illustrates a potential to destroy massive numbers of computers all at once, and potentially inflict economic damage to businesses on a scale similar to the economic damage done to the airlines on 9/11. If such an attack were to happen, it would cause many, many companies to have to restore from backups all at once, and a certain percentage of computers would not be able to be restored, and a large amount of data would be lost. Businesses would be disrupted. Losses would be enormous. Jobs would be lost. It would be a severe economic blow.

      I stand by my claim. The IIS and Outlook security holes constitute an enormous threat to the national, and world economy.

    3. Re:How long until someone drops the bomb? by Sh4dowM4ge · · Score: 1

      FORMAT C: as the ultimate payload of a nimda-like worm

      That would be really stupid. If the machine is not working anymore, it cannot do DDOS attacks and infect others. In real life the most deadly virusses (Ebola) never infect the whole world because it kills people too fast. So a good virus like this will not format C:

    4. Re:How long until someone drops the bomb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, the 1918 Spanish Influenza killed 40 million people, and the time from when you first noticed any symptoms until you were dead was as little as six hours.

      Such a computer virus would not be intended to perform DDOS attacks. It would be intended to rapidly infect as many computers as possible and destroy them.

      This is something we've never seen before, but the mere fact that no one has ever tried to do it before doesn't mean that it can't be done. The incredibly fast spread of nimda is a proof of concept.

      On the other hand, the bitter cynic in me says that such a virus would quickly eliminate the problem of unpatched servers. The hard way. :-(

    5. Re:How long until someone drops the bomb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Format C:? That's a pansy payload. If you really want to nuke a system, explicitly kill the FAT (or equivalent) and then corrupt every single flash memory device (e.g., BIOS) you can find in the computer.

    6. Re:How long until someone drops the bomb? by Pathwalker · · Score: 2

      That would be really stupid. If the machine is not working anymore

      Now, wouldn't it be nasty if the next worm did something really really destructive, iff it noticed that some set of security patches had been installed; otherwise, it would just spread normally.

      This might help it preserve it's ecosystem (unpatched IIS systems) by discouraging people from installing security patches unless they make sure that there is no way for the worm to get in.

      Even that wouldn't concern me very much - spreading and wiping out systems is not actually the most destructive action that can be taken. What scares me, is the possibility of a worm designed to be hard to notice, that just changes data and erases all traces that it was there. - changing a few numbers on a spreadsheet, changing tolerances in an engineering design.

      Little things, that might be nothing, but might result in a company being closed down for tax law violations, or a bridge collapsing decades in the future.

      That thought scares me.

  59. How to install patches without a network? by jvj24601 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was helping a friend install Win2KPro on his home machine to do some development work (for work, of course). I'm not a big Win guy, but I've done the point-click install before.

    Anyway, as soon as we were done (installing while his home network was live), we tried getting to windowsupdate.microsoft.com to install patches. However, we soon discovered that we were already infected! Two freaking minutes after installation!!

    If you don't install behind a firewall, how the hell are you supposed to get updates to all of Win2kPro's problems without getting infected?

    1. Re:How to install patches without a network? by finite_automaton · · Score: 2, Informative

      Turn off (IIS/PWS) before you hook the machine up to the net.

      Now reinstall and try again.;-)

    2. Re:How to install patches without a network? by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 1

      Why on earth did you install and run IIS and/or download email before patching the machine?

      (pause)

      You WERE installing from a legit CD-ROM now, weren't you? :)

    3. Re:How to install patches without a network? by Defiler · · Score: 1

      IIS is not enabled in a default install of Windows 2000 Pro, so you must have installed it before patching. Don't do that again. Heh.

    4. Re:How to install patches without a network? by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 1

      There were some rumors posted on the original article that Microsoft was also infected with the virus. Assuming you were using Internet Explorer and they were still infected at the time of your attempt to patch, that could possibly explain why.

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  60. Lets Kill em all by Niksie3 · · Score: 1

    I think its time for someone to write a virus that will propagate through these well advertised security holes, reproduce, and format C These lamers have had enought time to patch there damn boxes.

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    1. Re:Lets Kill em all by Ando[evilmedic] · · Score: 1

      So you reformat their C drive, forcing them to re-install a nice fresh un-patched version of Win2K server. Hooray.

  61. Quick question RE: Viruses & DMCA (Sort of OT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are the antivirus companies violating the DMCA / law by doing their job? (Not that I mind, just thought I'd ask...) After all, they have to reverse-engineer (Or simply look at the programming) the virus to see it. As I recall, that makes it illegal, unless (of course) illegal material cannot be copyrighted / patented at all, in which case people could freely make copies of something like DeCSS (and never run it legally) or the original Napster (wasn't that declared illegal? I dunno...) and make identical versions/copies. Or am I missing something?

  62. Some advice to cut down on the runnin around. by t0qer · · Score: 1

    net view > machinelist.txt
    take that list and generate another script that basically does

    net use v:\\machinename\c$
    dir /s /b *.nws,*.msg > infected.txt
    Then just import that text file into excel, add the del cmd before each entry and export it to a space delimited file. Then just rename the file into a batch script.

    Of course I do realize, nimda does overwrite critical networking files, but if those machines are dead on the network, chances are they wont be infecting anyone else.

    It's not MS fault this happened, it happened because someone really immature knows that the laws to prosecute these types of crimes are not really in place at the moment. So writing this virus was fun for them, but hell for us today. The bad guy is the virus writer, just remember that.

    It's not going to matter what o/s it is if someone can write a virus, root kit, whatever for it. Just so happens more people are writing them for MS.

    --Toq

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    1. Re:Some advice to cut down on the runnin around. by technos · · Score: 2

      It's not MS fault this happened

      snip!

      Just so happens more people are writing them for MS

      Gee, why do you think that is? They don't exactly have a monopoly on the server market. Saying they have 30% is a error in their favour.

      *gasp*

      Do you think it's because they write a hole-riddled bit of software?? If 70% of the market is someone elses, and yet 100% of the exploits that make the news are written for MS, that does not bode well even in the most conservative analysis.

      *gasp*

      Now, if they did write a hole-ridden bit of shit, that does make it their fault! Damn, the logic train just keeps going... And just like MS, the verdict of the logic train ain't in your favour.

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    2. Re:Some advice to cut down on the runnin around. by curunir · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's not going to matter what o/s it is if someone can write a virus, root kit, whatever for it.

      From the OpenBSD website: "Four years without a remote hole in the default install!"

      Now, with the resources that M$ has, there's no reason why they shouldn't be able to say the same. The simple fact is that they've determined that they can make the public believe that they are not at fault, so it is more cost effective to add another "feature" to the os. If general motors didn't put airbags into their cars so that they could put in extra cup holders, would they be at fault? After all, it is the other car that actually caused the fatalities, right?

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    3. Re:Some advice to cut down on the runnin around. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can an AC be a karma whore? They don't get any karma anyway.

    4. Re:Some advice to cut down on the runnin around. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it funny that MS viruses are automated, but the method to remove them is labor-intense, using tools like Excel that harbor virii?

    5. Re:Some advice to cut down on the runnin around. by t0qer · · Score: 1

      >>After all, it is the other car that actually caused the fatalities, right?

      First off, it was the person driving the car that caused the fatalities... Accidents do not happen without careless people, same rule applies to virii.

      >>From the OpenBSD website: "Four years without a remote hole in the default install!"

      Second, I say, "There are more people trying to exploit windows than any other system" What would be funny, and I hope someone in redmond is reading this, is if MS forms a non-ms o/s exploit team. I'd like to see how fast THEY could find remote exploits in alternative O/S.

      Third and most importantly, if you wanted to write an effective virus, would you write it for an o/s that is installed on %1 of the worlds computers, or for the o/s that is installed on %99 of the computers. From a logistics standpoint, nimda on MS made sense for the virii author.

      Don't hate MS for being on top, there's many of us that have built solid careers from fixing their buggy o/s.

      --toq

      ~~moderators note* Posted with my real account because I stand behind my opinions even at the risk of a -1, unlike those anonymous karma whores.

    6. Re:Some advice to cut down on the runnin around. by t0qer · · Score: 1

      >>Gee, why do you think that is?

      *snip*

      Logisticly speaking, if I wanted to move a virus would I
      A. Write it for the most common, used and accepted O/S in the world? (%99 of the world uses MS)
      B. Write it for some obscure o/s that maybe has a what.. %2 market share if that?

      *gasp*
      Don't you think it's on the news because it affect's %99 of the computers in the world?

      >>Damn, the logic train just keeps going...
      Looks like your train just left the station.

      --toq

  63. Re:Thats it ... time to go by jiheison · · Score: 2

    Sure we'd hear about them, just not as much as we bo with MS's great products.

    Of course you realize that Linux hasn't had nearly enough exposure to back up that claim.

  64. Not "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    It is VIRUSES.

    (I am yelling you fucking filter!)

    1. Re:Not "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and teh plural of beeeotch is not "beeeotchii", beeotch!

  65. Your argument is ridiculous. by Sagarian · · Score: 1

    Given the economic impact of viruses like Nimda, it shouldn't be hard to tell that creating and unleashing viruses like it is and should be a serious offense.

    And yes, making an example of them DOES set a precedent for the treatment of all of us. That's the point of laws and law enforcement.

    Please give the slippery slope angle a rest in this case, too. It's like you're arguing that outlawing assault with a handgun is tantamount to repealing the 2nd Amendment -- it simply ISN'T.

    Destroying other peoples' property is a crime. Criminals who commit that crime should be punished accordingly. How complicated IS this?

  66. Administration tools by fahrvergnugen · · Score: 3, Informative

    The sad truth is that patches to protect yourself from these worms were released well ahead of the worms themselves. Getting hit by it is irresponsible, but Microsoft's current patching procedures are such a mishmash that getting the right information ahead of time is a total bitch.

    Those who are forced by circumstance to be responsible for administering IIS and other microsoft software should look at St. Bernard Software's UpdateExpert. It's a little pricey, but it doesn't cost nearly as much as even one full day of nimda / CodeRed / etc. infection.

    It simply keeps a list of all patches released on the Microsoft support site, and lets you roll them out to machines on your network without the users knowing about it. It's saved my bacon a few times now.

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  67. evil idea: writing patchable virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I were writing a virus, I would write one that could be patched by more recent strains of the virus....so the core code would be hidden on your machine, even if you patched your IIS hole...then a new strain exploits a new hole and can patch the core code sitting on your machine again..then the core code could use the new exploit..In this way a family of friendly viruses could continually infect your machine... Now if only I had a good use for that core code...

    but since I don't. I give this idea for someone to patent freely..then you can sue any virus writer who steals this idea from you..

  68. Re: How can I protect myself? by AsylumWraith · · Score: 1

    While I tend to agree that Apache is more secure than IIS, those statistics don't mean anything to me.

    It could be the guys writing virii/worms are too busy writing stuff for MS to write stuff for *nix.

    After all, there's a lot more "glory" in exploiting the (unfortunate) industry leader than it is exploiting the underdog.

  69. The myth of regular patches by Carnage4Life · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If a piece of software requires regular patches for serious security problems, that's probably a sign that its basic approach to security is flawed.

    But does IIS really need patches as frequently as you imply? Code Red, Code Blue, Nimda et al exploit the same security hole that is almost a year old. The problem is that for every security hole, there are several waves of worms because IIS admins simply never patch their boxes.

    If you disbelieve me check out Netcraft's security survey which shows how long several IIS boxes have gone unpatched and that about 12% of SSL sites (meaning they are probably eCommerce related) running IIS have been "rooted".

    1. Re:The myth of regular patches by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 2

      A quick count at www.microsoft.com indicates that there's been 16 IIS patches (not including rollups) going back to September 2000.

      Even if all of these vulnerabilities do not apply to the default configuration (for example NNTP), that's still lots of patches.

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  70. Not "virii" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's VIRUSES.

    (I am yelling you fucking filter!)

  71. Read between Gartner's lines by alienmole · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Did you read the Gartner report carefully? It said "enterprises hit by both Code Red and Nimda" should investigate alternatives. This implies that enterprises not hit by both worms don't need to switch.

    If a company wasn't hit by both, presumably their security policies and procedures are either already up to scratch, or capable of being improved sufficiently. But if a company was hit by both, their procedures are probably beyond repair, and they'd be better off with a server that's more secure by default.

    So I think Gartner was absolutely correct. Not only that, but people who didn't pick up that subtlety from the Gartner report are also more likely to need to switch servers, so the report works either way! :P

    1. Re:Read between Gartner's lines by KenSeymour · · Score: 1

      If a company has not implemented an Internet security program, what makes you think they can implement
      a migration from IIS to Apache?

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    2. Re:Read between Gartner's lines by technos · · Score: 2

      As much as I beleive that Microsoft writes shit code: You sir, are right.

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    3. Re:Read between Gartner's lines by Ryandav · · Score: 2

      Absolutely.

      Some one mod this man up...

      People considering a change from the top should look at the report card of their IT department in recent times. It's been a bad summer for MS products...

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    4. Re:Read between Gartner's lines by alienmole · · Score: 1

      Well, Gartner didn't mention Apache. There are other Windows-based web servers, or Java-based web/application servers, that could replace IIS. I'd say that was a weak point in the Gartner report, but I'd guess they have non-gratis reports that cover that topic.

    5. Re:Read between Gartner's lines by sheldon · · Score: 2

      HAHA!

      You are absolutely correct. :)

  72. The good side by Kallahar · · Score: 1

    You know, the good side to all these viruses running around all the time is that a lot of security holes have been patched. Therefore, if we (meaning anyone) are attacked via computer by someone trying to do some real damage then there are a lot of security holes that have already been plugged. Throw in some on-the-job crisis management for the IT guys and you have a company that is much better for a targeted attack.

    I'd love a world without virii but then I'd be out of a job and the number of stories on slashdot would be halved! :)

    1. Re:The good side by Snoozer_man · · Score: 1

      You make a good point but the reailty is, if alot of security holes were patched during the first code red this current situation wouldn't even exist. Which leaves me to believe that MS sysadmins are either REALLY lasy or just don't care.

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  73. Patches, and security principles by einhverfr · · Score: 2

    I think the previous poster's analogy to Sendmail and Bind were quite appropriate. But I also think that Gartner is slightly over the top on this one too.

    Apache is more secure than IIS because it does not trust itself to police itself-- it allows the OS to police it too! This is the problem behind Sendmail and BIND, and it also exists in many competing web servers, including Tux, Websphere, etc. I do not know enough about iplanet to comment about their security model.

    That being said, there are some places where IIS may be the most secure alternative (where the security needs to be integrated into the user-level security on a domain, f. ex). I just believe that the world of serving pages to public networks is not it...

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  74. I smell an ASP migration product opportunity by Sagarian · · Score: 3, Insightful

    After Gartner's recommendation, thousands of PHB's and even sane people will rush to switch from IIS to Apache / IBM HTTP Server / whatever.

    Has anyone written a product yet to translate Active Server Pages (ASP) code to PHP, JSP, or some other format? Most of the basic scripting language concepts should translate pretty nicely.

    Even if someone has built their IIS / ASP application 'correctly' (cough cough) isolating middle-tier logic to MTS or something similar, wouldn't Perl / Java / whatever wrappers to those COM / COM+ services also be straightforward to write?

    Or has someone done this already? Isn't there (or wasn't there) a Chilisoft implementation of ASP that you could run on Apache and Linux?

    1. Re:I smell an ASP migration product opportunity by amatsubu-hanabira · · Score: 1

      You can write ASP in a few languages. VBScript, JScript, PerlScript (YES!), PythonScript (YES!), etc. ASP is basically just a collection of objects to be called by the program (the Response, Request, Server, Session, Application, and ObjectContext objects last I checked). Of course, most ASP code is written in VBScript, which on the one hand is easy to learn, and on the other hand suffers from some crippling limitations (most VBScript developer look at PHP code that says 'include("$file.php");' and just scream 'conditional includes! AIIEEE!')

      And yes, Chilli!ASP does work. But it is crap, crap, and crap again. As is ASP2PHP, which is the tool you wanted.

      (Actually, I'm being a bit harsh there. Chilli!ASP is alright, as long as you're not writing software for IIS as well. ASP2PHP works, but is nowhere near good PHP standards.

  75. Revenge of NIMDA by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

    Really. I hope Nimda wrechts the infected servers completely, deletes all data and spinns the hd's up to 50000 rpm.

    Well. Actually is doesn't have to be that bad, but what message has to be sent into this world TO GET THOSE DAMN SERVERS PATCHED?!

    Of course mail all the webmaster-wannabies who's machines are infected should be spammed with the patches.

    Dammit. It's just too simple to click SETUP.EXE and lay back without reading the F**^H^Hriendly manual.

    LAST HINT: UPDATE, PATCH, REPARE and don't forget BACKUP!!! ;)

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    1. Re:Revenge of NIMDA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I hope Nimda wrechts the infected servers completely, deletes all data and spinns the hd's up to 50000 rpm.

      Actually I would love to have the virus upgradable 50000 RPM HD. Where can I get one ? :)

  76. killer app by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    nimda and its ilk are the killer apps that will
    spark the next information revolution.

    I'm looking forward to Microsoft's first foray into creating actual worms, instead of just
    providing the infrastructure.

    One day we will all look forward to the next MS worm with all the enthusiasm that we now share for the next Windows.

  77. It is not so simple as just blaming lazy admins by moof1138 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have been monitoring my logs, and most of the hits I get are from Cable/DSL users. I bet a lot of these people are unaware that they are even running IIS, let alone that they need to install a security patch.
    I have not used W2k much (set up a test server at work, and reboot it now and then when it fails mysteriously), so I guess by default there is no automatic "Your Software needs updating" dialog that pesters you. If MS had their SW configured to do a weekly check and let users know that updates were available it would help. I know that Mac OS 9 and Mac OS X do this and it is useful for making sure systems stay current, and I wrote a few scripts that run as cron job on my Debian box at home that do apt-get update weekly, and mail me if there is a security update.
    Maybe something like this is already there in W2K (though if it is it sould be surprising), and I just have never seen it, I apologize if I speak from ignorance, but if there is not, then MS needs to get on the ball. Their software is causing a lot of problems, and they need to be more active in making sure that their boxes get updated.

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    1. Re:It is not so simple as just blaming lazy admins by einhverfr · · Score: 2

      Yep. You are right. Most of the ones I saw were new installations of IIS, and not on any large corporate network.

      I myself have helped at least five people uninstall IIS. None of them even knew what it was. One person asked me if they would still be able to view pages on the internet, like Yahoo... No I am not kidding.

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    2. Re:It is not so simple as just blaming lazy admins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually there has been an program (via the built-in Windows Update) available for quite some time now that will let you know if there are any "Critical Updates" available. This program runs in the background and then notifies users of patches that are available.

      These "Critical Updates" are often Security updates from Microsoft. So basically once again, if the administrators download this ONE patch, then they will be notified immediatly and repeatedly if their system's holes can be filled.

      Yes, it is as easy as click, click, click ...

    3. Re:It is not so simple as just blaming lazy admins by odaiwai · · Score: 2

      If you use the Microsoft Update pages, a little app will be placed on your system which checks for critical updates. Every now and then it'll start flashing in the system tray and a dialog box will prompt you to go to Windows Update. It's not as good as a weekly 'apt-get update' (or CVSUP for FreeBSDers) as it needs user control, but it's better than nothing. IIRC, the Windows Update page had this feature as far back as Win98.

      dave

    4. Re:It is not so simple as just blaming lazy admins by moof1138 · · Score: 1

      In a way this seems worse. MS has what would be a solution that could have cut the damage this sort of worm did by a fair amount, but instead of having it installed by default, you have to go to their update web page. I realize that Windows Update is fairly easy to use (I updated my W2K box that way), but this should really be installed and enabled by default, and disabled by folks who are the 'power users,' who do not want it running.

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    5. Re:It is not so simple as just blaming lazy admins by jo42 · · Score: 1
      > use the Microsoft Update pages

      And what if someone finds a way to hack Microsoft Update pages? Then everyone who downloads will be infected. Call me paranoid, but I find this scarier than some IIS hack. How can you trust the Evil Empire not to bugger up your machine for you? I've already had my share of bunged up systems because some file wouldn't download from one of Microsoft's servers.

    6. Re:It is not so simple as just blaming lazy admins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am running W2K Pro at home. I don't have IIS running. I just updated to SP2 yesterday. I went to Windows update and there are no Critical updates recommended.

      I ran hfnetchk (I forgot the name, it's the command line utility mentioned) and there were 6 patches missing.

      I am not an admin. I am a home user. I have both a Linksys router as a firewall and ZoneAlarm configured to ask before allowing Outlook to access the Internet.

      I keep my virus scanners up to date and will run Windows update regularly. Having to track down patches from somewhere else on Microsoft's web site is more than I am willing to do. If there is a security patch for Windows (not necessarily IIS), it should be accessible via Windows Update. Microsoft should do that.

      For those who will say "run Linux", I am dual-booting and slowly coming up to speed on it.

  78. Serves You Right. by Drake42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    (I already made this as a reply to comment, but I'm irked about this enough that I want to post it to the main thread in hopes that people read it)

    I bet you have security guards, fences and cameras to protect your buildings from 14 year old kids.

    Why don't you have a secure firewall to protect your servers?

    We are living in the time that 100 years from now people will look back and think we must not yet have evolved properly. They will look back and think, "Why did they put up with that idiocy? Were they just stupid back then?" And parents will shrug and grandparents will say "It was like the frontier!" and kids will think "Wow. Those guys were stupid."

    Don't bitch about the lack of govenment protection when all you have to do is install appropriate security which costs NOTHING. I don't want my taxes paying to protect you from your own laziness.

    25K lost? Serves you right.

    1. Re:Serves You Right. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'll point out that a firewall won't protect from this, as these are legitimate http requests. Your gateway anti-virus solution and/or intrusion detection system, on the other hand, should catch these. But this sort of thing is NOT what a firewall is supposed to stop.

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    2. Re:Serves You Right. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • I already made this as a reply to comment, but I'm irked about this enough that I want to post it to the main thread in hopes that people read it

      And I find it funny enough, in a naive kind of way, that I'll respond again.

      • I bet you have security guards, fences and cameras to protect your buildings from 14 year old kids. Why don't you have a secure firewall to protect your servers?

      Most companies have geriatric minimum wage security guards who can provide only the most token form of protection.

      Most companies do run firewalls that provide a great deal more electronic protection than their security guards provide physical protection.

      In neither case are you protected from malicious or idiotic insiders who decide to (literally or figuratively) go around spooning ice cream into all the hard drives.

      My own company was hit and the servers switched off because of the numbers of induhviduals who got hammered with Nimda (notably sales weasels with laptops bringing it in in the first place). The firewall was happily stopping intrusions from outside, but no firewall is proof against a sufficiently determined idiot.

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    3. Re:Serves You Right. by stealthyburrito · · Score: 1

      While I would agree that this is not something a firewall is *supposed* to do, it's not entirely true that a firewall *won't* protect you.

      While trying to recover from this kind of worm (cleaning the systems of your internal workstations), they are spewing forth a crapload of requests out to the world. It makes sense that you may want to have your firewall block these requests from leaving your company, as to not piss off the internet world.

      I'm sure this is true with a few other firewall products out there, but at least with Check Point Firewall-1, I enabled the content security filters to drop HTTP packets using the GET method with cmd.exe, root.exe, readme.exe, readme.eml, admin.dll, and default.ida in the string. This effectively blocked malicious outgoing packets until we are sure the internal systems have been sanitized.

    4. Re:Serves You Right. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      Oh, absolutely, and that's because most firewalls do content filtering as well; the lines between firewall, content filter and IDS are blurring every day. Hell, most of the nimda and codered bounced off of my firewall because the requests didn't match any of the server publishing rules.

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  79. Attacks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    http://www.lamersville.org/attacks.php

  80. Hmmm by einhverfr · · Score: 2

    YES! While it's true that Microsoft products are no less secure than those of other vendors, Microsoft's position as market leader makes them a prime target for hackers, virus writers, and other internet terrorists. You really have no business running a web server until you learn something about security.

    Market leader?? If that was it, I think that Apache would be three times the can of worms that IIS is. You must admit that the default installation of Apache is MUCH more secure than the default installation of IIS.

    IIS has the same design flaw that Sendmail does, an dit has enough market share to be a viable target. It is also true that many other vendors make the same mistake (including Red Hat and IBM)but lack the market share to be reasonable targets.

    Moral of the story: If you want to use IIS, tell it only to listen to IP address 127.0.0.1. If you can't figure out how to do this, please install Apache instead. (www.apache.org)

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    1. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I don't want to use IIS. I don't want anyone else on my lan using it either. Anyone know of a tool to scan for rogue IIS machines?

    2. Re:Hmmm by rabidcow · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's called "nimda" :D

    3. Re:Hmmm by einhverfr · · Score: 2

      Actually easy. Most web servers send back a descriptor on the HTTP packets, so send a request for /mypage.ida and analyze the response. It should be pretty easy to write one in PERL...

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  81. Re: How can I protect myself? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not only are they too busy. If someone learns enough about *nix to know how to write a virus for it, they end up having too much respect for the operating system to do it. :)

  82. Re: How can I protect myself? by greenfly · · Score: 2

    If they were going to exploit the industry leader then they *would* write Apache exploits. Despite what MS would like you to believe, according to Netcraft they only have about 20% of the webserver market to Apache's 60%. So that argument goes out the window, the underdog IS IIS.

  83. Re:Where does the blame really lay? by lkaos · · Score: 1

    If someone was able to step all of your shipments from the shipping companies trucks that you use because the trucking company did not put locks on the doors than wouldn't your company sue the hell out of the trucking company??

    It's because the trucking company is responsible for providing reasonable security since that is part of the agreement. The Windows EULA basically says that M$ is not responsible at all no matter what. In reality, whomever agreed to the EULA's is responsible for this mess.

    This is not about somebody breaking into something that was responsable protected, instead it is a faulty product.

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  84. Profit from it! by manon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's make some profit out of Nimda :)

    Like T-shirts...
    "I've been attacked by Nimda and all I got whas this T-shirt"
    "Chicks dig Nimda"
    "(front:)IIS (back:) you are dumb"

    Or posters...
    "Internet map of Nimda infected domains"
    New 'Inc DeMotivators' poster :"Suicidal" with a kind of Nimda showing.

    We should inform Thinkgeek of this nifty plan :)))

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    1. Re:Profit from it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're such a geek.

  85. Let's all simply block Microsoft IIS by EaglesNest · · Score: 2, Informative
    The boss of my boss of my boss (his rank is somewhere around a full bird) asked me personally and the rest of the staff in earshot to encourage the entire enterprise (around 20,000 white-collar workers) to get off IIS. Although all MY web servers are Apache, most at the Enterprise are M$. We have never used Outlook and never will.

    Well, I suggest that we go farther. We already block harmful and suspect viruses at our perimeter and throughout the enterprise. Why not instruct our routers, firewalls, and proxies to block any packets that indicate the content is coming from IIS - and block any M$ Internet Explorer broswer? Just drop the packets?

    OK. I'm speaking toungue in cheek, but I could actually make a justifiable argument that such use has PROVEN twice in a month that those tools are demonstrated security risks and should be defined as dangerous activity.

  86. Critical Update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More info on the above Windows update comment ...

    Here is a copy and paste from Microsoft's built-in update page:

    Windows Critical Update Notification 3.0
    54 KB/ Download Time: 1 min
    Download this component and never miss a Critical Update again. Whenever a new Critical Fix is released, you will be notified. Microsoft has improved Windows Critical Update Notification by adding a feature which allows this component to update itself as improvements and new features become available. Note This is an updated version of Critical Update Notification.

  87. after 10 days it starts again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not calandar days but days since the box got infected. Friday is 10 days after the first reports since the warning.

  88. Don't want the attacks clogging up your logs? by rayvd · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you run Apache and hate looking at the hundreds of annoying attacks by the Code Red and Nimda worms, try adding these to your httpd.conf:

    SetEnvIf Request_URI "^/default.ida" attacks # For Code Red
    SetEnvIf Request_URI "^/scripts" attacks # For nimda
    SetEnvIf Request_URI "^/c/winnt" attacks # ... ditto all the way down
    SetEnvIf Request_URI "^/_mem_bin" attacks
    SetEnvIf Request_URI "^/_vti_bin" attacks
    SetEnvIf Request_URI "^/MSADC" attacks
    SetEnvIf Request_URI "^/msadc" attacks
    SetEnvIf Request_URI "^/d/winnt" attacks

    CustomLog /var/log/access_log combined env=!attacks
    CustomLog /var/log/attack_log combined env=attacks

    This will dump all the "attacks" into a file called attack_log and leave your normal logfile clutter free.

    1. Re:Don't want the attacks clogging up your logs? by zeugma-amp · · Score: 1

      most excellent! thanks for the clue! Darn useful comment IMO.

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    2. Re:Don't want the attacks clogging up your logs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      This removes the attacks from the access log. If you wish to remove them also from the error log:

      RedirectMatch ^.*\.(exe|dll).* http://support.microsoft.com

      It won't actually redirect; the worms don't take the info and do anything, but Apache thinks the request was redirected and you don't get NotFound errors.
  89. ASP migration - use asp2php by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    http://asp2php.naken.cc/

    Cool logo aswell - would make a great T-shirt.

    Of course, translating that ASP to PHP is half
    the story; if you're offering to host an app
    for someone, you have to get them to give you
    a plain text export of the database, in a format
    that you can then import into MySQL.

    Definitely not a tape backup from MS SQL Server
    (which has its own special tape backup format!),
    even when the whole thing compresses down to
    less than a floppy in size...

    1. Re:ASP migration - use asp2php by Sagarian · · Score: 1

      This presumes your application is all on one box. Many if not most serious web applications talk to a separate [physical] database server, which could be Oracle, SQL Server, DB2, MySQL, whatever ...

      As long as the database interfaces invoked in the IIS / ASP code can be ported (ASP's ADO wrappers to JDBC or whatever PHP uses), you would be up and running (though maybe with 2 OS supporting the same application but hey).

    2. Re:ASP migration - use asp2php by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This is a most useful tool, even if it does not translate the pages perfectly. At the very least it does the heavy lifting, converting <% to Another issue was that the application lived on an MS Commerce Server, and used many of its objects, which asp2php did not know about: dictionaries for example (ordered hashes in other words), and even the db access functions were provided (much nicer than the ODBC functions in plain vanilla ASP), but those too confused asp2php.

      Hardest to deal with (and debug properly) are date manipulation functions, those did not live through asp2php gracefully.

      After the conversion and fixes were done, I went over all the code and optimized it with PHP specific goodies and things that can be done on a unix machine easily.

  90. Mod him up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The car/airbag/cupholder/other car analogy is great.

  91. Re: How can I protect myself? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop misrepresenting the netcraft numbers, FUD spresding dumbass.

    Apache hosts 60% of sites, not servers. That means that microsoft.com's 50 servers are counted ONCE, wile bumfuckISP.com's 586 box hosting 50 domains is counted 50 times. Actual server marketshare (which costs money) puts Apache and IIS at about equal.

    That of course doesn't include dumbass cablemodem users, which have been the worst hit by these worms.

  92. Here is our example of the money breakdown by div_2n · · Score: 2, Informative

    I am contracted to a mid-size steel and auto-parts company. They have contracted out the most complicated IT tasks. From my company, there are 5 consultants that had to drop every task to battle Nimda. We bill at $75 per hour. We put in a total of about 30 hours a piece on Nimda last week. 30 x 5 = 150 hours. 150 x 75 = $11,250 in pure wages. We have about 100 sales people that couldn't do their jobs for a good 6 hours. I happend to know the average salesperson at the company sales about $5,000 in steel and parts a day. So lets say a low number of $2,000 per person was lost that day. 100 x 2,000 = 200,000. I think that number speaks for itself. Just in case my numbers are inflated (they aren't) lets remove 1/2 of that. 100,000 is still one heck of a chunk of change. That figure is just for our main office. We have 10 smaller satellite offices. Was it our fault? Maybe. Is it our fault that Windows is the defacto OS in the company? Absolutely not. I am one of the biggest pushers of Linux. I probably send the IT manager 3 links a week on Linux. The problem is that those in charge don't know squat about security. In fact, the IT manager is an accountant and she wouldn't know a router from a washing machine and if you mention a CSU/DSU she would probably mention what a great school it is. Bottom line is that Techies from Macrosalt built an OS that isn't worth crap. They have sales people that couldn't grasp recursion trying to tell IT managers who wouldn't know a VPN appliance from a toaster what a great product Windows is. Until the managers start listening to those in the trenches, this cycle won't end soon. Just my 2 cents worth.

    1. Re:Here is our example of the money breakdown by Balp · · Score: 1

      Then get better consultants, It took me about 1 hour to analyse the threat (reading the realated bulletins) and adding a security wall to make shure that this little virus didn't use me as a middle part for distribution.

      At the moemnt around 200 different nimda affected hosts has tried to infect our system. Still no loss, I don't count this hour as extra cost as it's a part of the work.

      The problem is that IBM advertacment didn't YET fell thou th be understood by the bosses. "And who is responcible for all of this working toghter?" (I don't know if that is used in any other contry that here in sweden but as it is in english I assume that thet use it worldwide.)

      / Balp

  93. Re: How can I protect myself? by brain159 · · Score: 1
    ... and learn something about Windows too. Get a grasp on both apache on linux/bsd and something (maybe not even IIS - Sambar Server is fairly nifty) on Windows. Then make an informed decision - yeah you'll probably decide that you'll run your site on windows over your dead body, but at least you can honestly say you considered any alternatives before saying "sod it" and breaking out your personal favourite linux/bsd distro :o)

    My own site started life hosted for free on a friend's WinNT4/Sambar server, now it's hosted cheaply on a linux box. Yes, I'm more happy being served by linux, but no I don't intend to run linux on my desktop (might set up dualboot to fiddle round with gcc and bits though).

  94. Virus Patch?? by mcdade · · Score: 1

    If people can write these things to be destructive, why can't anyone write a virus patch, it infects a machine patches and then trys to patch other infected machines..

    Either that or something that just drops the infected machine to it's knees once infected.. :)

    1. Re:Virus Patch?? by rambot · · Score: 0

      Somebody did that in the past. I forget his name, but needless to say, white hats often get prosecuted more frequently than skiddies and h4x0rz. This guy got arrested, charged, and convicted. A good alternative however would be for somebody to write the patching worm, then post it everywhere as a tool for admins to control there local networks easily, and provide detailed instructions on how it could be modified to spread to other network addresses. Then just wait for some fool/hero to launch it on the world. Don't expect the author to do it, probably won't happen. Besides, we need them to stick around and write more in the future.

  95. I agree: M$ needs to get serious about security. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    1.Microsoft needs a better way of getting patches out to people. Preferrably something as simple as the apt-get/cron combination.

    Apparently that's what M$ is working on right now...a system to "push" updates directly to .NET Server. They are also working on ways of applying the patches without the endless reboots between patches. Considering that companies have been doing this for years (Symantec "Live Update" anyone?) it's absolutely STOOPID that M$ hasn't done this before.

    2.IIS admins are typically inexperienced and unknowledgable about security and thus never get around to installing a patch even though it was released almost a year ago.

    And as someone who has been through eight (count 'em!) Microsoft Official Courseware MCSE courses, including their "Designing Secure Windows 2000 Networks" course, I can tell you from experience they don't teach you SHIT about security. You NEVER get tested on how to lock down IIS against exploits. Firewalls get short shrift in favor of endless prattle about VPNs. MICROS~1 needs to talk about security from point zero on in their MOCs. There is no excuse.

    3.IIS patches need to be on the Windows Update [microsoft.com] website.

    Actually they are, if memory serves me right. However, when Code Red v.1 was at its apex, Windows Update itself got hosed by the worm. Hilarious. I laughed my ass off.

  96. lmfao... right by dragonxhero · · Score: 1

    what you suggest would require that lawmakers and law-enforces had a grasp of the actual situation.

    let's take a step into their minds for a second.

    #1 - "#2, give me the situation"

    #2 - "Sir, a 14 year old from delaware has written a computer 'virus' that's verging on 'taking down the internet'"

    #1 - "my god! how has this happened?"

    #2 - "well, the [gov't acronym here] believes that this individial is a very skilled hacker... probably the kind of person who hacks into NASA, DOD, etc and sells our national security secrets to Iraq, Libya, etc"

    you know, these ppl don't understand what a script kiddie is. they don't understand that often a successful hack is really just the result of a stupid admin.

    we're talking about the people who just a few years ago were lockin kids up behind bars for years for web site defacements.

    don't get me wrong, i don't disagree w/ you. but we should also be giving ppl who are heroin, meth, and coke/crack addicts heavy counsiling, support, and guidence. but u see, there's no political will for that. "lock em up and forget about it, those ppl are just trash".

    what we have are ppl who don't understand the reality of the technology that's running the world they live in. they are so hopelessly disconnected that they are forced to rely on advisors who aren't neccessarily gonna know anything either. this kind of thing isn't going to get better until we have a changing of the guard in the us gov't. when younger, more techno-savy, ppl begin to filter in.

    in short, our 'leaders' are those ppl who have '12:00' flashing on their VCRs at home. don't expect them to be sympathetic or understanding to the plight of geeks/hackers.

  97. Help? by D+Anderson+n'Swaart · · Score: 2
    I wonder if anyone could give me a couple of pointers, if they even notice this post among the zillion others. I run a dialup server (um, yeah) that I allow my friends access to, and to be honest, I'm getting very sick of Nimda/Code Red attacks, which are literally sucking my bandwidth dry (one particular fellow at 203.167.112.100 is really getting on my nerves); most of these people are on the Asia-Pacific IP range (as am I, since I am in New Zealand) however there seems to be no one I can contact, and I have serious doubts as to whether anyone would do anything about it anyway. To be honest, I have gotten beyond the stage of caring about whether it's right or wrong, and would simply like to stop having my (tiny) bandwidth sucked by stupid/ignorant people.

    Since I am running Win2k with Apache 1.3.20 for Win32, and am relatively new to webhosting, I have little idea of how to do anything about the problem. Can the same Apache scripts that are run on Unix be run on Windows? If so, could someone point me to a website with a script that will at least pop up a message to the user of the machine, if not simply shut them down? Help would be much appreciated.

    1. Re:Help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't seem to help anyway. I tried that, and got very few responses, just repeated hits from the same set of IP addresses. I'm looking for the same scripts. I remember there being a few here on slashdot, will link to them if I find in the archives.

    2. Re:Help? by jo42 · · Score: 1
      > 203.167.112.100

      Try this link to get you back tracking on that IP: http://www.apnic.net/apnic-bin/whois2.pl?results=a ll&search=203.167.112.100+&whois=Go%21.

  98. command line tool url by millette · · Score: 1
  99. Windows Update?! by dimer0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since I heard about Code Red, and Nimda, I've been hitting Windows update every day or so just to make sure I'm still up to date with all their security patches.. I've gone there before, downloaded security updates, and regularly make the rounds.

    For the past month or so, all that's been there are IE6 and Microsoft Messenger 3.6. Whoopie.

    So, I'm safe. Nothing can touch me.

    UNTIL I SEE THIS STORY ON SLASHDOT. That "command line tool" (hfnetchk) showed that I had 8 security patches I needed to apply, one of them had a WARNING next to it.

    Uh, hello Microsoft? Is Windows Update NOT for security updates? Just a place to peddle your frickin MSN Messenger!? I'm sure there's thousands of people like me who think that since Microsoft doesn't have any security updates posted under the CRITICAL heading on Windows Update, that we're free and clear. Geeze.

    1. Re:Windows Update?! by Meorah · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ehh. You can't judge a book by its cover. "Windows Update" will not supply hot-fixes for security updates. These are combined with all the other new features, bug fixes, and security fixes in a SERVICE PACK. You can definitely get all your service packs from Windows Update, but you'll have to wait for them to actually come out. This is obviously unacceptable, which is why MS started releasing separate hot-fixes for any security flaws that simply had to be implemented immediately, and couldn't wait on any service packs.

      You might also want to read the directions for the tool you are using before jumping to conclusions about what the "WARNING" means. Read the security bulletin, and try to figure out why they made it stand out from all the other patches.

      So, in summary... MS used to release Service Packs for fixes/updates/additions/bloat/etc. Although this is adequate for non-life-threatening issues, it has quickly become inadequate for security. MS releases a free tool to be used AS A SUPPLEMENT to Windows Update, which will allow you to apply each new security hot-fix as they release them, instead of being forced to wait on the next Service Pack.

      "CRITICAL UPDATES" are where Service Packs are placed. Those 8 hot-fixes are part of SP3, but you can download them now since they relate to security making your system vulnerable to certain viruses and trojans.

      With the increasing awareness of security, I'm surprised that you assumed anything, when you could have taken 10-15 minutes on MS's site to find out how clueless you were.

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    2. Re:Windows Update?! by dimer0 · · Score: 1

      With the increasing awareness of security, I'm surprised that you assumed anything, when you could have taken 10-15 minutes on MS's site to find out how clueless you were.

      You have to be kidding me. You think it's a 10-15 search around Microsoft's site? Hah. It's one of the most unorganized sites I've ever seen.

      BTW, The Critical Updates section in Windows Update does not ONLY have service packs. I've previously downloaded MANY security patches from them - ones which cover individual security issues.

      And, because of this, I was always under the impression Microsoft would propagate any security fixes they deemed important through Windows Update. If that was the impression in my mind, why in the hell would I then go to Microsoft's site to look for additional patches? I already had them all!

      Now my system is okay, but what about the other people who are 'clueless' and are running Win2k/NT? You'd think MS would put SOMETHING on Windows Update explaining the situation, maybe a link to this little command line utility to tell if your system is up-to-date.

      Windows Update = false sense of security.

    3. Re:Windows Update?! by Meorah · · Score: 1

      Now my system is okay, but what about the other people who are 'clueless' and are running Win2k/NT? You'd think MS would put SOMETHING on Windows Update explaining the situation, maybe a link to this little command line utility to tell if your system is up-to-date.

      Win2k and NT4 are not designed as self-administering desktop operating systems. They simply require more knowledge to keep running smoothly, and provide a more stable environment IF you have the knowledge to run the system.

      The home equivalent of NT4 is 95/98. The home equivalent of 2000 is 98SE/ME. I'm sure many people will put XP Pro on their home systems for the additional "features", without failing to realize that those extras require more knowledge than XP Home. When it comes down to it, you're responsible for your choice of OS, monopoly or not. If you choose an OS which MS has designated as a corporate solution, and don't have the knowledge to keep it running smoothly, and won't pay anybody to do it for you, what do you expect?

      As an example, Nimda and Code Red didn't hit enterprises very hard at all. Mostly, they hit home users with DSL/Cable who installed IIS "to connect to the internet". I'm sorry for the "clueless" crack, but I didn't mean you were clueless about your specialty... I meant you were clueless about mine. I hope you can realize that there are probably many things that you don't have any knowledge about, as I know there are many things that I would be deemed "clueless". Don't take it to mean you're dumb. Take it to mean you're clueless about Win2k. I would hope most people could care less about being clueless about Win2k.

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  100. Re:Cool Clerks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need some tits n ass YEA!

    I feel good today Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money. Then you know what we gonna do? We're gonna party, get some pussy, and I'ma fuck this bitch, I'ma fuck this bitch, I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!

    What the fuck you looking at? I'll kick your fucking ass. Shit yea. Dude that motherfucker owed me ten bucks.

    You know, fucking, tonight, we are gonna rip off this fuckers head and take out his fucking soul. Remind me if he tries to buy something to shit in the motherfuckers bag.

    What's up baby, sup sluts?

    Silent Bob you a rude motherfucker you know that? But you're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys and make like a circus seal.

    Eww you fucking faggot! I hate guys, I LOVE WOMEN!

    What you want grizzly adams?

  101. Amazing by Chasuk · · Score: 1

    Researchers say Nimda is set to propagate again after rechecking Nimda's code.

    So, researchers concluded that Nimda rechecked its own code and discovered that it (Nimda) had been programmed to propagate again?

    I consider this an amazing programming feature. Self-analyzing artificial intelligence. This would require that Nimda is aware that it is aware, which meets the definition of true consciousness.

    I know, that was a deliberate misreading of an unintentionally ambiguous sentence, but it does bring up the question: will viruses ever really be intelligent? As in, conscious?

    What do you Slashdotters think?

  102. Re: How can I protect myself? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And how many do the thousands of at http://www.google.com count as?

  103. Anti-Microsoft FUD by sheldon · · Score: 2

    First of all I love the comment "Given that IIS sucks anyway".

    Just for the record. We had some issues with this at work because some development machines weren't properly patched. Old NT4 w/SP5, Office 97, etc.

    At home, on the other hand, I am at the bleeding edge. Win2k sp2/hotfixes, Norton XP, Office XP, IE 6.0, etc.

    Got home after fighting the virus at work, went to Outlook to check my email. Yep, got a handful of emails from Nimda.

    Confidentally opened up the emails to see what they contained using Outlook XP... thought it was kind of cute, but I deleted them.

    Went out viewed a couple of websites to see what the latest news was.

    Then I decided I probably better update my Virus definitions, so I did that.

    Not once was I ever vulnerable to Nimda. The IIS exploits were very old, as were the IE exploits. Outlook has had patches available since last year for Outlook 2000 to prevent this type of attack. Outlook XP by default out of the box blocks many types of attachments, and does not allow email with HTML content to be scripted.

    So granted, some older versions of their applications and OS are vulnerable to some problems. What do you expect Microsoft to do? Fix it?

    They already have.

  104. Re: How can I protect myself? by sheldon · · Score: 2

    I would have thought the various reports from Netcraft showing IIS is in use on most commercial web sites would have laid to rest the false claim that Apache is more popular.

  105. M$ is the author. by webweave · · Score: 0, Troll

    These "exploits" are being distributed to discredit TCP/IP to allow M$ to switch 95% of the worlds computers to a proprietary networking protocol that M$ owns and controls in the interest of "safety".

    "Its the protocol that is weak, allow us to fix it" M$ will say. And in the eyes of the public they will save the day.

    When ever you see a M$ exploit in the news that just says computer virus call the paper or write a letter and set the record straight. Lets put the FUD on our side.

    GNU or get out.

  106. command line tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to the website MS needed outside help to write this patch checking utility.

    1. Re:command line tool by Meorah · · Score: 1

      Actually, the utility has been around for a long time. Of course, nobody used it because there weren't many viruses being spread, any any "MUST GET NOW" hot-fixes were directly linked from their respective security bulletins.

      Only when this technique became unbearable, did MS confront Shavlik about ripping one of their current apps into a simple CLI XML downloader. Shavlik did the grunt work, MS bought the rights to the code and distributed it to everybody. I'm guessing it will be included by default in .NET server. This helps both companies, since MS does all the marketing for Shavlik, and Shavlik does all the security coding for MS. Either way, the product is better, so what's your complaint?

      They did the same deal for the web-based Personal Security Advisor tool.

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  107. It Should Be The Law by joel_archer · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Runn IIS, Go To Jail. First offense, zero tolerance. It's the ONLY way to solve this problem.

  108. Re:Where does the blame really lay? by IronChef · · Score: 2

    The Windows EULA basically says that M$ is not responsible at all no matter what. In reality, whomever agreed to the EULA's is responsible for this mess.

    That's unfair. If someone using Linux or FreBSD suffered from some kind of attack, is it their fault for choosing an OS that doesn't provide someone to sue?

    And can you suggest an OS alternative that does provide legal recource for something like Nimda? I can't think of one.

  109. Fireants? They're actually HEROES. by namespan · · Score: 1

    The guys who wrote Nimda and Sircam have caused a lot of frustration and lost time, I'll grant, but in some ways, they've accomplished something that neither evangelism, nor PR group, nor Marketroid has been able to do.

    Think about it. Nimda got Gartner to admit that IIS should be dumped.

    After years and years of virus attacks that demonstrate the shoddy default config of MS software (and possibly, the shoddiness of the software itself, depending on who you ask), one dimension of the cost of just using what everyone else uses (despite any demonstration of merits) has been soundly demonstrated.

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  110. Bullspit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've seen that picture and its ovopisly staged,
    either your friends are lying or you are, TROLL!

    For any other sweeb who thinks its a real shot: the people around are posing and the two people must be the worse f**ks in the world, the bed is still nice and tightly wrapped.

  111. eh... actually I'm glad about these viruses by hypergreatthing · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There shouldn't be security holes that allow these viruses to exist in the first place. Don't blame the kids who wrote this, but rather blame microsoft. I'm sure you can use the excuses that microsoft can't be held responsible for everything their software causes, but this is rediculous. Why did it take tons of viruses for microsoft to even patch this?.. Why wasn't this patched before, or caught before and addressed? It's simply because microsoft can't afford to make their software secure until it's demanded, and that's just wrong for a company like microsoft.

    1. Re:eh... actually I'm glad about these viruses by Meorah · · Score: 1

      Wow. You just expressed the feelings of millions of citizens in respect to the U.S. Govt. Now here's the real kicker... have they fixed the root problem yet? Answer: no.

      A man walked through Hartsfield-Intl. Airport (Atlanta, GA) security with a gun in his pocket... AFTER Sept. 11! All the additional security is just smoke and mirrors which won't do any good if a terrorist tries to use a plane as a flying bomb in the future (but they won't because there's tons of easier stuff to do, and they can't risk passengers rising against them). So anyway, a guy gets through with a gun... does anybody sue the FAA? Hell no, they cart the guy off to jail, where he faces blah-blah fines and a year in a federal pen. Did I mention the gun was just an accident and the guy had turned himself in? They don't care, off you go to jail.

      Security only goes so far. At some point, people have to start taking responsibility for their own actions. As is the case for all other "real world" security, you use it as a tool to keep the bad people away, but if they get in, the cops prosecute them ANYWAY!

      I'm not so sure how "wrong" it is for a company like MS when you can choose another product. Learn how to use their product or choose another one. They aren't as big as the U.S. Govt, and you have a choice. That should count for something.

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    2. Re:eh... actually I'm glad about these viruses by Rogerborg · · Score: 1
      • There shouldn't be security holes that allow these viruses to exist in the first place. Don't blame the kids who wrote this, but rather blame microsoft

      Yes, and the chiselling bastards who failed to install a crocodile infested moat when they built my house should get the blame if I'm burgled, right? Or maybe it's my fault. I mean, I get enough people knocking on my door offering to sell me high security doors and windows, and I never bother taking them up on it. It must be my fault.

      Let's not blame the burglars. Let's never blame the burglars. That's society's fault.

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    3. Re:eh... actually I'm glad about these viruses by new-black-hand · · Score: 1

      It shouldnt be left up to Microsoft patches, there *are* alot of IIS servers out there that DIDNT get infected.. 95% of the vulnerabilities with IIS rely on default directories (the eEye iishack overflow is one that didnt).

  112. Nimda is a tough worm to keep out of a network! by Nonesuch · · Score: 4, Informative
    Nimda is complicated beast.

    Unlike 'Code Red', Nimda does not spread by pushing the worm binary in the HTTP request. The worm uses HTTP to find a vulnerable IIS server, then causes the IIS server to make a TFTP request out to the attacking host to retrieve the ~64K binary.

    Most normal 'secure firewall' products aren't tuned to block outbound requests from the protected servers to internet hosts. Mine are, but that only gave me about 72 hours of lead time before it came in another way...

    Even when firewalls block the IIS scanning, Nimda spreads by email, file shares, and by putting a copy of 'README.EXE' in the root of the IIS server and adding Javascript to all web pages on the server, pushing the worm at users of the infected web site server.

    My firewalls block _all_ UDP packets, but my network still got hit hard, and probably incurred more like $60K in 'paper losses' -- lost productivity, bandwidth, overtime, etc.

    We haven't found 'patient zero', but we have two good suspects, in both cases a user with a laptop that did not have updated anti-virus software and that got infected from one of these routes:

    1. User took the laptop home and connected to an infected network/file shares.
    2. User accessed 'hotmail' or a similar site and downloaded an attachment.
    3. User visited an infected web site (probably at home) and ran README.EXE when prompted.

    The common thread here is user error.

    The best firewall is no protection against malicious, or just plain ignorant, users. Blame also falls on local admins for failing to push virus signature updates and keep up with system patches.

    I've only ever seen around a dozen inside hosts from which the work was actively scanning HTTP, but the worm traffic from those dozen machines alone was enough to severely degrade WAN and firewall performance.

    1. Re:Nimda is a tough worm to keep out of a network! by Milalwi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unlike 'Code Red', Nimda does not spread by pushing the worm binary in the HTTP request. The worm uses HTTP to find a vulnerable IIS server, then causes the IIS server to make a TFTP request out to the attacking host to retrieve the ~64K binary.


      Most normal 'secure firewall' products aren't tuned to block outbound requests from the protected servers to internet hosts.


      I would hope that most firewall admins aren't allowing TFTP outbound!

      If you don't need the service, turn it off. Only allow what is required.

      Now if Nimda had used HTTP to retrive the Admin.dll file, many more folks would have been infected, as most firewalls do need to allow HTTP outbound.

      Milalwi
  113. Nimda-spammer (was Re:Fight back) by MavEtJu · · Score: 1

    Checkout my CodeRed and Nimda spammer which I use every night to inform the owners of the domain (according to whois and DNS SOA record) and the administrative addresses related to that domain.

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  114. Re:HF NetChk by Foaf · · Score: 2

    Cheers for the HFNetChk info. What a pain that it needs IE 5 to run. There's no way I want to install that on a production server on a Friday afternoon. Not much choice though...

  115. Re: How can I protect myself? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thousands, retard. But thanks for piping up before someone pulled out the IIS-needs-more-boxes-because-it's-less-scalable saw.

  116. Re:Where does the blame really lay? by MindStalker · · Score: 1

    is it their fault for choosing an OS that doesn't provide someone to sue?
    Yes, it is, even though linux comes is distrubutions, its basically a "build your own OS", like a "build your own house", you can't sue if the construction was shotty. But a real house you can.

  117. Nice astroturfing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much are they paying you?

    1. Re:Nice astroturfing by sheldon · · Score: 2

      How much are they paying you?

      I share my knowledge and expertise for free.

  118. Since when is second best the "market leader"? by Walles · · Score: 1
    Microsoft's position as market leader makes them a prime target

    If they are the market leader, how come there are more than twice as many Apache servers as there are IIS servers out there?

    Cheers //Johan

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  119. not here yet :) by mbyte · · Score: 2

    See up to date MRTG statistics Nimda-Log

  120. Re:9PM GMT == 1AM EST??? (sorry) by DiLLeMaN · · Score: 0
    O yeaH...

    A /. editor that actually reads the discussion and *gasp* responds to it?

    timothy for president!

    I think I need some more coffee

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  121. Command line tool link fixed by prototype · · Score: 2, Informative
    The command line tool listed in the article link is broken. Below is the updated one to Microsoft's Network Security Hotfix Checker (hfnetchk):

    http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/release.asp?rel easeid=31154

    Enjoy!

    liB

  122. What if changing from IIS is not an option? by new-black-hand · · Score: 2, Informative

    Alot of companies have spent large amounts of money on IIS based websites that cant just be moved over to an Apache or other webserver. I think there has been too much hype about IIS being insecure, perhaps companies should just stop leaving the responsobilities of webserver security to clueless admin's with microsoft certs.

    With a few easy steps, you can setup an IIS server so that it wont be vulnerable to a large number of new vulnerabilities and worms taking advantage of these vulnerabilities.

    - Take the time to do a custom install of the option pack, and remove what you wont need (transaction server, frontpage extensions etc.)
    - Setup the webroot on another drive (not C:), and make the filesystem NTFS.
    - Remove all sample directories
    - Remove all associations to default ISAPI objects (webhits.dll, ism.dll) from the management console
    - Apply the latest service pack
    - Apply all the latest hot fixes since the latest Service Pack (only those that apply to your server).(http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security )
    - Monitor Microsoft alerts and security mailing lists for latest bugs
    - Turn off verbose error output from the server, and have a customer error (404) page, a custom 404 page still returns a 200 OK response and confuses alot of scanners
    - Install an IDS (snort has been ported to win32, http://www.snort.org)

    All this shouldnt take too long, and will give you a much better chance of surviving a worm outbreak.

  123. lessons not learned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it that nobody at Microsoft seems to remember what the Morris Worm was? Since then, there hasn't been an outbreak of worms on the Internet... until Microsoft in its infinite stupidity made it possible once again. Why is it that Microsoft seems so intent on opening up old holes and adding holes where none existed in the first place?

  124. Nimda emails - no... sircam... yes by flyhmstr · · Score: 1

    The filters here have caught next to nothing from nimda's email vector, sircam is still a far bigger threat and problem out there.

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  125. Here's how I'm getting them patched by DrSkwid · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've gone through my logs and found quite a few

    What I do is go connect to the offending box via smb

    Usually they have a printer attached to it so I print out a page of A4 with :
    "YOU ARE INFECTED WITH NIMDA, SORT IT OUT
    here's how : http://www.antivirus.com"

    on it in 72 point text

    it's working so far

    if they don't have a printer then they usually have an open share that's world writable so I leave text files called

    you are infected with nimda.txt

    and put the url inside them

    that's closed a couple too

    (I also found a keygen I'd been looking for so that was a bonus)

    I'm not sure if nimda resets the passwords but which might not lead to a surprise of how far you can go with

    un : adminsitrator
    pw :

    have fun

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    1. Re:Here's how I'm getting them patched by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

      Attorney General Ashcroft: You are in violation of the Anti-Terrorism Act. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Hacker bastard. By the way, please work with us against terrorism.

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    2. Re:Here's how I'm getting them patched by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      great,

      I'm banned from my local nnightclub for fighting with nazis

      I'm banned from my local supermarket for shoplifting

      and now I'm banned from Amerikkka

      woohoo

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  126. Re:Where does the blame really lay? by IronChef · · Score: 2


    OK, so which OS is the "real house?" MacOS? Windows? Solaris? Which OS is licensed under terms providing you with someone to sue when there's a security flaw?

    I don't think such a beast exists.

  127. Re:How Mohammed met his end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you feel sexually aroused when you wrote this? Has your pussy grown all wet and soggy?

  128. Re:Math? (Mea Culpa) by Rogerborg · · Score: 2

    Jeez, if you're her friend, tell her to get her radiation scarred sagging skin out of the damn sun. That woman is turning herself into jerky.

    Also, last I heard, friends don't post candid photo's on the web for every cheez-o-news site and pathetic geek (like me) to leech then lech over. Give the girl a break, huh?

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  129. the hard work has been done by rtscts · · Score: 1

    it's because someone with actual skill found and implemented exploits for old (and often fixed) security problems.

    Now, any idiot with half a brain cell can (and does) modify this code to do whatever he wants.

  130. PERL program to nicely display Hotfix titles by Atreide · · Score: 1

    #!perl

    use LWP::Simple;

    if (not open (FILE, "hfnetchk.exe")) {
    die "Could not find program 'hfnetchk.exe' in local directory";
    };
    close FILE;

    my $CDE="hfnetchk.exe @ARGV";
    my @log=`$CDE`;

    open (FILE, ">hfnetchk.html") or die "Could not create the result file";

    print FILE 'HTML>HEAD>TITLE>Microsoft Network Security Hotfix Checker Logger/TITLE>/HEAD>/BODY>' , "\n";
    print FILE 'H2>FONT COLOR=purple>B>Microsoft Network Security Hotfix Checker Logger/B>/FONT>/H2>BR >BR>', "\n\n", 'FONT SIZE=small>PRE>';
    my $URL;
    my $ficurl;
    my $title;
    BOUCLE: foreach my $line (@log) {
    if ($line=~/^(\s*.*?\s+)(MS[\d-]+)\s+(Q\d\d\d)(\d)(\d \d)?$/) {
    $URL="http:\/\/support.microsoft.com\/support\/kb\ /articles\/$3\/$4\/$5.ASP";
    $ficurl=get ($URL);
    if ($ficurl=~/TITLE>\s*(.*?)\s*\/TITLE&g t;/im) {
    $title=$1;
    print "$title\n";
    };

    $line=~s/^\s*(.*?)\s+(MS[\d-]+)\s+(Q\d\d\d)(\d)(\d \d)?$/$1\t\t$2\tA TARGET=\"$3$4$5\" HREF=\"http:\/\/support.microsoft.com\/support\/kb \/articles\/$3\/$4\/$5.ASP\">$3$4$5\/A> \tFONT COLOR=black>I>$title\/I>\/ FONT>/;
    $line=~s/^(.*?Patch Found.*)/FONT COLOR=green>B>$1\/B>\/FONT >/;
    $line=~s/^(.*?Patch NOT Found.*)/FONT COLOR=red>$1\/FONT>/;
    $line=~s/^(.*?WARNING.*)/FONT COLOR=red>B>$1\/B>\/FONT&g t;/;
    }
    print FILE $line;
    }
    print FILE '/PRE>/FONT>/BODY>/HT ML>';
    close FILE;

    print "\n\n\nCreated 'hfnetchk.html'\n\n";

    system ('explorer.exe hfnetchk.html');

    __DATA__

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    1. Re:PERL program to nicely display Hotfix titles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow what a useless program.

  131. How to protect an intranet with Linux? by avel599 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    OK, let's say there's an intranet with all sorts of Windows boxes, which uses a masquerade (IPCHAINS) Debian Linux box to connect to the Internet.

    How can I use the Linux firewall to protect all the machines inside it from those evil viruses? Any ideas/URLs? There *must* be something!

    1. Re:How to protect an intranet with Linux? by new-black-hand · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you are talking about mail viruses, and if your workstations are picking up their mail from your linux server. Then you can install a mail scanning package on the server that scans all incoming and outgoing mail for viruses and can generically block certain file extensions (.vbs etc.)

      Amavis (http://www.amavis.org/) works with most major virus scanning software and mail servers (sendmail, Qmail, postfix etc.) and i find that it works well.

  132. Flesh tones detection by atlep · · Score: 1

    If I was the one writing a virus sending files from the infected computer to other people, I would include a small flesh tone detector for finding the right files to resend.

  133. Mine didn't realy freeze... by budgenator · · Score: 2

    but of course because /dev/mouse is a streaming file, it caused the browser to basical block until the end of time. Mouse movement got real glichy. I almost was able to click to kill icon on NS, eventualy had to [ctrl alt backspace] to stop X-Windows. Actualy I thougth that my machine handled it pretty well. Brought back memories of running windows. Immagine in Linux we have to emmulate viruses via diliberate user intervention; or of course use WINE/IE/OUTLOOK.

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    1. Re:Mine didn't realy freeze... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so basically a link to /dev/zero would exhibit the same results probably

  134. ...After rechecking Nimda's code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Researchers say Nimda is set to propagate again after rechecking Nimda's code."

    You mean the "Researchers" reverse engineered the code?! The author of Nimda should have them prosecuted under the DMCA !!

  135. You can't just mail to an IIS box. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are no mailbox/mail facilities on a Windows box.

    Mailing Administrator@infected.adsl.somewhere.com will reach their box, but it will sit there forever.

    Best thing to do is modify Nimda to format the hard drives. That way, people will **eventually** realise they have a problem.

  136. Nimda & Nambla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ehh, Nimda, Nambla, it all involves getting fucked up your arse against your wishes.

  137. Re:Where does the blame really lay? by lkaos · · Score: 1

    Absolutely! Try any enterprise OS such as Solarios, HP-UX, PowerMax, etc.

    My company uses HP-UX and you better believe if we find a bug in the OS that is interupting software development, they are responsible to fix it.

    Linux and FreeBSD are free! That is why there is no responsibility. They are community projects. If you really were posed to lose a lot of money and your admins were that inept then I wouldn't recommended either of those either.

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  138. Hello people, we're at war remember... by budgenator · · Score: 2
    and sense we're at war, why should we be suprised that we're under attack? There are terrorists out there that want to destroy our way of life because we are sucessfull and not living in their 14th century fuedal theocratic version of utopia. MS VP thinks using free or open source software is un-american; well get a clue running unpatched MS software is aiding and abetting the enemy in my book. And if you think one million people in the far east is going to go to microsoft.com to get patches for their bootleg software; I've got some realy nice office space in the WTC to lease to you.

    The authorities have Carnivore and echelon stuff running overtime. Do you think this is all a coincidence, or does it feel more like a way for the terrorists to bury their commo channels in background clutter, while still asaulting a worthy target? sphealey, do you feel like you're being kicked in the groin? well don't take it personaly, you and your company is just one battle in a terrorist war to take down Microsoft, and after that probably Sun. Maybe they'll have a hard time deciding between Apple and Linux for number three.

    These guys hate the internet because it lets us communicate and do business all over the world. We can post our opinions and our rants for the world to see, and they don't want the world to see. They think we're soft, decadent in short we are their prey. It's their perogative to use us like chattle, just like they do to their own woman. Just do the math $25K for one company times all of the simalar companies, the economic implications are staggering. What is this doing to the TOC for the products of the biggest software company in the world? Viability for future sales? Remember most of the Military runs on Microsoft, and they flew an airliner into the pentagon. What happens if Microsoft goes belly up five years from now?

    Microsoft might to have to put some money in an reactive defense initiave to counter-attack infected users; maybe send then viruses who's payloads are uninstalled patches. How many broadband users would even notice?

    I know this sounds like a rant or troll but just think about it. Actualy Linux needs Microsoft to keep things honest. We need to get the message out to everybody, use a firewall, use anti-virus and get those patches installed. If we don't do it it will be legeslated.

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    1. Re:Hello people, we're at war remember... by sphealey · · Score: 2

      I year ago I would have said you were nuts. Today, while I don't necessarily agree with you, I can't dismiss your theory either. Great way to live.

      sPh

  139. Ummm...login script? by HeelBiter · · Score: 1

    If your users can't click on the VIRUS_FIX button, why not insert a batch file into the login script? Ours gives the users the opportunity of refusing the first time, but automatically runs the fix and updates the virus signatures upon the second login. Checks the update version and only runs if needed.

    Users are Losers. Don't trust 'em to help you out in your job. (And if you think becoming an English teacher is a way to RELIEVE stress, then you better find a good shrink now...)

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  140. Re:Math? (Mea Culpa) by greenrd · · Score: 2
    Also, last I heard, friends don't post candid photo's on the web for every cheez-o-news site and pathetic geek (like me) to leech then lech over.

    Er, if Britney was worried about that, don't you think she'd have left showbusiness long ago?

  141. Re: How can I protect myself? by budgenator · · Score: 2

    My brother told me about a class he went to about securing web servers Apache, 15 minutes, Netscape 30 min. and IIS, the remainder of the two day course. Go Figure, it's not because of market share.

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  142. Re:I agree: M$ needs to get serious about security by ethereal · · Score: 1

    But live updates are scary too - what if they break your homegrown middleware that you have running on that machine, or introduce worse holes that you don't know about? Although I can see a lot of MS shops using this as a quick safety net, it has its own spectacular failure modes as well.

    Not to mention what happens if someone man-in-the-middles the update connection and sends you some bad updates...

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  143. Re:Virus Patch?? I got this a while back, by budgenator · · Score: 2

    I use apache so I dont know what this does, and I added backslashes to the get just to be safe and choped off the code so not to distribute
    203.247.193.77 - - [09/Sep/2001:09:15:57 -0400] "\G\E\T /default.ida?Code_Green__V1.0_beta_written_by_'Der _HexXer'-Wuerzburg_Germany-_is_dedicated_to_my_sis terli_'Doro'.Save_Whale_and_visit__and_ Code deleted on purpose HTTP/1.0" 200 1 "-" "-"

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  144. Microsoft Personal Security Advisor by rizzo420 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Microsoft Personal Security Advisor

    This is probably the best tool to tell you how secure your system is. The command-line tool is good on a small scale or for your own personal computer, but it only tells you what hotfixes you need. The Security Advisor tells you everything, and helps you completely (well, almost completely because nothing is truly secure) secure your system. Check it out. I love it.

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  145. We need 'Bandwidth Liscenses' by eth1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They would work just like a driver's liscense.
    Class A: You can administer high-bandwidth connections (ISPs)
    Class B: You can get broadband
    Class C: 56k dialup max
    Class D: 28.8 AOL for you!

  146. Ignorance by _anomaly_ · · Score: 2

    You might wanna ask yourself a question before replying to posts... "do I really know what I'm talking about, or at least to sound like I do?".
    Concerning the Nimbda virus (if you're referring to something else, sorry, I assumed you were OnTopic), even if you have EVERY patch installed on your MS IIS servers, you still get slammed by random IP's from MS servers that weren't patched, thereby bringing "your internet" to a slow crawl (bandwidth/data rate dependent, of course).
    So, all in all, in defense of the NT admin you responded to (FYI, I'm not an Admin, I'm a programmer), sometimes you can't do anything about the problem besides try blocking the most common IPs that hammer your site, after all, you aren't going to be able to get all of them blocked (which is probably what they were doing till 3am).

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    1. Re:Ignorance by ethereal · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, perhaps it depends on your connection to the 'net - I don't recall any "Internet is broken" problems at my workplace. Lots of internal panic mails from IT, but nothing affecting the local *nix network or access out through the proxies.

      My interpretation of the original post was that it was an internal problem, though - since they mentioned taking down the network in an effort to fix things, which wouldn't have affected the external attack rate but would have decreased the internal infection rate. I suspect it wouldn't take a bevy of admins all kinds of overtime just to block nimda DOS-like effects from the 'net. At least I hope it wouldn't :)

      Since the Nimda scanning is supposed to be somewhat random, I can't imagine that blocking would be particularly effective. Maybe you could block remote infected servers that are either massive enough or else have poor random number generators, so that they tend to hit you more often, but I can't imagine this would make much of a dent.

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    2. Re:Ignorance by ScuzzMonkey · · Score: 2

      Here, most of the scans seemed to be from our ISP's netblock, so I'm guessing that how badly you were affected depended mostly on how many infected NT machines your upstream provider served. For instance, I noticed significant degradation from Nimda, although we were not affected; from Code Red, however, I didn't get a single scan. I think that luck played a factor in how badly any of us were hit by these worms--if no instance of it got loose inside the scan range, other hosts never got infected, and service was good. If it did get in, you got slammed, whether you were vulnerable or not.

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    3. Re:Ignorance by b1t+r0t · · Score: 2
      even if you have EVERY patch installed on your MS IIS servers, you still get slammed by random IP's from MS servers that weren't patched, thereby bringing "your internet" to a slow crawl (bandwidth/data rate dependent, of course).

      First of all, if you have every patch installed and don't get infected, then you're helping by not contributing to the problem. And you're keeping internal machines (which might not be accessible from the general Internet due to firewalling or NAT) from getting infected and making your own problem worse.

      Second, a lot of the problems people are encountering are due to ARP storms as unused IP addresses are scanned. The solution is to have a proper mix of routing and switching, and not to simply pipe a LAN in one branch office to every other branch office by using VLAN trunking. You have to break up the ARP broadcast domains to keep the effect under control (which it seems most cable modem companies are not doing). VLAN switching isn't a substitute for proper routing.

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  147. I think this is great for other OS by hhe_hee · · Score: 1

    There are some distinct actions one would take to get rid of viruses.
    Skip Office and you'll get rid of about 80-90%. If you change OS the numbers will be about 99% (+-1%).

    I think this problems are a great opportunity for other OS to show that they are worth using (or atlesat trying it out). One problem is that normal users can't install and configure a normal Unix/linux system.

    The problem nowadays is the normal user who doesnt know that Outlook etc (All Microsoft products) are true evil. Normal users can't be blamed because they are just the average users. They does'nt deserve this attacks even if they use the software that spreads them 'round. This is because they does'nt know any better. Without normal users an ordinary pc would cost hundreds of times more (because the normal user is the biggest group, and they buy these machines). And we can't stop them from using pc's, and why should we? An ordinary pc with windows on it is designed for the "normal" user, I can't imagine putting a Solaris-system in the hands of my mother. That would be disastrous.

    The bottom line is; the one to blame should be companys who writes programs with security holes.
    And of course, company's that designs OS which are so vulnerable to attacks, should also be blamed...

    Maybe we sould send da spanish Inquisition 'round to these companies? Yes I think that'll do it

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  148. No, but you can try NET SEND by phillymjs · · Score: 2

    Try

    NET SEND [idiot's IP address] Hey idiot, your friggin' computer is infected with [IIS virus of the week], why don't you get a clue and fix it?

    My Mac server's firewall software has been logging these attempts forever. I'm currently looking for an AppleScriptable Mac program that can send out these NET SEND messages to the idiots automatically. For now, I have to print the firewall log from my Mac and send the messages manually from my PC.

    ~Philly

  149. Scanning for rogue IIS machines by nwetters · · Score: 1

    Look at the Server header matching /Microsoft/ returned from a simple HTTP HEAD request. Your input in bold.

    $ telnet www.microsoft.com 80
    Trying 207.46.197.113...
    Connected to www.microsoft.akadns.net.
    Escape character is '^]'.
    HEAD / HTTP/1.0

    HTTP/1.1 200 OK
    Server: Microsoft-IIS/5.0
    P3P: CP='ALL IND DSP COR ADM CONo CUR CUSo IVAo IVDo PSA PSD TAI TELo OUR SAMo CNT COM INT NAV ONL PHY PRE PUR UNI'
    Content-Location: http://CPMSFTWBW34/default.htm
    Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2001 15:12:58 GMT
    Content-Type: text/html
    Accept-Ranges: none
    Last-Modified: Fri, 28 Sep 2001 12:28:47 GMT
    Content-Length: 23232

    Connection closed by foreign host.
  150. savagery of slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they wrote a fucking internet worm.
    they did not kill anyone.
    they didnt steal money.
    therefore, they should not be subject to
    'fire ants' or other forms of torture.

    way to go, get yourself put on amnesty internationals list of countries with human rights abuses.

  151. ANTI-WORM WORM IS THE EASY SOLUTION by mallsop · · Score: 0

    I had a stupid idea...write a worm enters a backdoor set by the code red and nimda worms that fixes all the code red and nimda boxes and then, after a few months, removes itself from the box it's on (to stop looking for infected boxes). Unfortunately I don't think I could write something like that anytime soon..too busy at work. Call it "Early Bird" since the Early bird gets the worm. he he.

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  152. Re: -1 Overatted by namespan · · Score: 1

    Can you say "cowardice"? Can you say "stupid moderator"? "Overatted" is what you do with someone elses post if they've been modded up
    undeservedly.... not what you give to a plain
    ol' post -- an a cogently written one at that.

    If you think I'm wrong, hit post. Don't just
    mod down.

    --Weston

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  153. Hosting Company Incompetence by ras_b · · Score: 1

    I'm late with this post so it may not be seen by too many people but i had to share my story.

    we had to rebuild a win2k web server for a client. the box is hosted at dell host, but managed by us. we sent dell specific instructions on how to initially set up the box- basically do NOT install IIS (we don't run IIS anyway for this client). they contacted us and said the box was online and ready for us to configure. of course, IIS web and ftp were up and running, and a scan of the box showed it was already infected with code red. the guy at dell tried to blame it on us saying it's up to us to patch it- no mention of the fact that their default image is insecure, no mention of our specific instructions to not install IIS. now we and they need to do more work all because they f*cked up in the first place. they also said they have about 30-40 boxes that are infected. i wonder why.

  154. Re:Not Me - blame everyone else by theunluckyfool · · Score: 1

    It is disturbing to see this attitude propagating faster than the virus. For some reason people see these instances as not their fault. The person who wrote the virus took the time to explore the code and figure out a way to exploit it. Granted that on M$ is is easier to do this than writing a shell script on UNIX-like boxes, but that is a discussion for another thread.

    The fact is that the expense of this virus is because of the (inability|ignorance|negligence) of the system administrators or management of this company. Every company defines a threshhold of pain. Whether this is officially documented or defined by the company's actions it still exists. Just like putting a fence around the company to keep people from throwing rocks through the windows there are measures that can be put in place to defend against most attacks.

    In many ways the community is better about viruses than the local governments are about vandalism. There are teams of experienced people searching constantly for vulnerabilities in software and encouraging the vendors to release patches. You probably won't see your local government making fencing materials available (free of charge) to protect your business.

    It is possible to have adequate protection and stay within the level of pain that is comfortable for the company. All that is required is the knowledge of where to look, ability to use the patch(es) and the desire to protect your company's interests and not settle for management's inability to swallow the cost-pill.

  155. Song... by manon · · Score: 1

    "God help all the MS boxes ... again." and suddenly a song pops into my head... "What if God was one of us..." ;)

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  156. Microsoft Personal Security Advisor by Mistah+Blue · · Score: 1

    Check this URL out for the Personal Security Advisor. You should run it with Admin privileges to get the most benefit.

    http://www.microsoft.com/technet/mpsa/start.asp

  157. Program to format hfnetchk output as HTML by leighklotz · · Score: 1
    hfnetchk is a command-line utility. HotFix Reporter is a freeware program that parses its output and produces an HTML page with brief descriptions, links to the MS site for download, etc.

    Instructions:

    1. Download and install Hotfix Reporter. It seems not to create a program group by default, so you have to type one in.
    2. Get the Microsoft HotFix checker program from the URL that it tells you to go to.
    3. Install the Microsoft cmd-tool in the same directory as the Hotfix Reporter. Note that it appears to be a self-extracting archive, so it installs itself where you run it.
    4. Run the HotFix reporter from the Start button.
    5. Some of the fixes have no installed-p test, so they show up every time.
    6. Make a separate note of the uninstallation instructions, as they are hard (impossible) to find afterwards, and if you get unusual behaviors (as I did), you may regret not being able to uninstall the various fixes to test.
  158. Poorly written by steveg · · Score: 1

    It's viruses. Ain't no such thing as "virii".

    Believe it or not, some clarity in communications really does increase your credibility.

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  159. Some questions for the virus experts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When it comes to security against viruses there is an often quoted piece of advice "never open an attachment from an email that looks suspicious"
    I have one question: what if the e-mail in question is not suspicious? A clever virus could look in the e-mail system for mails that have already been sent with executable attachments, then send the same mail again to the same person, except with a modified heading like "oops here goes again" or "updated version" and this time the attachment would contain a copy of the virus.
    Do you think you would not be fooled by this one?
    The other piece of advice we get is "always to make sure you get the latest updates for you virus scanning software"
    My question is: what about new viruses that have not been detected yet? Considering that a virus that doesn't draw attention to itself could be months out in the open before the virus protection companies are even aware of it's existence.
    The next piece of advice is suppose, is not to worry because once they find an antidote for the virus it can easily be removed from your system. But what if you don't have a system anymore because, unlike the previous worms, this one has a truly evil payload and has just formatted all your shared and local hard drives?
    With these prieces of advice we are assured by the experts that we are completly protected against any virus. But somehow I don't feel so safe...

  160. Re: NATAS by b1t+r0t · · Score: 2

    I remember that one from a previous job. The thing about it was that we normally never noticed it, but there was one cash register PC where the floppy drive would stop working once NATAS took hold. It wasn't used very often to test code, but when one of those stopped reading floppies, it was time to go around and run a virus checker on hard drives and stacks of floppies. Also nasty was that it would infect an executable file of some sort in our software which had a file extension that the virus scanner's "quick" mode didn't scan! After about four years (yes, years), I think we finally got rid of it.

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  161. Gartner says: dump M$ for Linux by FrankHaynes · · Score: 1

    This might not be news to you bleeding edge slashdotters, but speaking of Gartner group (farther up the page) they just recommended in a Computerworld article that corporate users who have been burned once too many times by MicroSoft's approach to coding and security jump ship.

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  162. I can't run for president by timothy · · Score: 1

    for several more years, anyhow.

    And my wallet is allergic to politicians.
    timothy

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  163. Re:Math? (Mea Culpa) by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
    • Er, if Britney was worried about [having candid photos from relaxing on the beach posted online], don't you think she'd have left showbusiness long ago

    I know, plus anything that you do in a public place has really to be considered public. It's not the same as snapping her with a tele lens through a window.

    I'm just an old fashioned guy, I suppose. ;)

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