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You forgot http://www.CowboyNeal.com

Sorry sir. You posted a meme, without actually looking.

http://goatse.cx/ is a LinkFarm, without the goats.

The "Successor to Nupedia" has more:
On January 14, 2004, the domain goatse.cx was suspended by Christmas Island Internet Administration for AUP[1] violations in response to a complaint, but many mirrors of the site are still available,[2] and the image is displayed on many websites.

(See more about complex bidding wars, etc.)

See this page for tributes.

http://sam.zoy.org/goatse/

Many particle accelerators are doughnut shaped; indeed, it is speculated that God used a particle accelerator to create the universe.

While scientists disagree over exactly what the universe's origins are, religion has provided a consistent answer since the Earth's beginnings, over 6,000 years ago.

Also naturally doughnut shaped:

Anii
Cheerios
Red blood cells
This.
This too.
Can't forget this.
There is also an argument to be made that earthworms are doughnut-shaped when viewed end-on, and further that most life forms incorporate the same underlying architecture.

Hey, guys, check out this cool, er, article.

clicky

http://www.goatse.cx/

'Nuff said

At least this one isn't obsolete.

...or "behinds" compatible, lol...
Click here. It doesn't work anymore. ;)

Spaceship3 will take off when they find a way to ignite the methane gas emanating from the orifice of this structure.

Look HERE. This portal was created by the repeated actions of an elephant over a number of decades and leads to another dimension much different than our own. Here, you will find new forms of flora, fauna, and various microbial life. Scientific discoveries beckon--this subject must be investigated with great reverence and gratitude to those who gave most endearingly for the creation of the wormhole to the next dimension. Behold. Excelsior!

I've seen that picture http://goatse.cx/

Vectrex sucks, http://goatse.cx/ is where it's at.

more likely I'm just being dense and not understanding the theory involved here
the theory is going to the telegraph for serious insightful reporting is like going to Goatse.cx for hemorroid care advice.

To look at this.

To look at this.

I think the day EO3 showed up was probably worse.

What about The Hun?

What about goatse?

Hey, I can troll just like the GGP, aye?

At the moment of Digg's infamous rich Internet diplomatic

In the absence of the negotiation given by properly enunciated

rm -rf /usr/staff/eldavojohn
mkdir /usr/staff/eldavojohn
wget http://goatse.cx/hello.jpg > /usr/staff/eldavojohn/hello.jpg
chown eldavojohn hello.jpg

"Hello, Human Resources? There's something about one of your employees that you need to know about..."

...and that /home/eldavojohn is still just fine and chock-full of normal stuff.

I mean, cripes, can we at least avoid tempting fate @ the server by not mucking around in /usr here?

Here... I'll fix it for 'im:

mkdir -p /home/eldavojohn/\!special cd /home/eldavojohn wget -m -nH http://barnyardlovers.com/pix/?N=D && chown -R eldavojohn:users /home/eldavojohn/\!special echo "Dear Barnyard Lovers \n I'm having trouble renewing my subscription for next year. Please reply and tell me how I can change my credit card info. \n Thank you,\n eldavojohn" | mail -s "subscription renewal trouble, plz help" HR_Droid@company.com

I mean, sheesh...

(okay, okay - I'll go back to work now...)

/P

rm -rf /usr/staff/eldavojohn
mkdir /usr/staff/eldavojohn
wget http://goatse.cx/hello.jpg > /usr/staff/eldavojohn/hello.jpg
chown eldavojohn hello.jpg

"Hello, Human Resources? There's something about one of your employees that you need to know about..."

rm -rf /usr/staff/eldavojohn
mkdir /usr/staff/eldavojohn
wget http://goatse.cx/hello.jpg > /usr/staff/eldavojohn/hello.jpg
chown eldavojohn hello.jpg

"Hello, Human Resources? There's something about one of your employees that you need to know about..."

"What was your username again?"

> I Choose Not to Participate (Score: 5, Doomed) by eldavojohn (898314)

Ah, there's your username.

*clickity-click*

rm -rf /usr/staff/eldavojohn
mkdir /usr/staff/eldavojohn
wget http://goatse.cx/hello.jpg > /usr/staff/eldavojohn/hello.jpg
chown eldavojohn hello.jpg

"Hello, Human Resources? There's something about one of your employees that you need to know about..."

GOATSE large at work impeding the progress of AMERICA

within the boundaries that therefore circumvented

Internets

Stop being a fucking retard.

The summary looks like it was grabbed from a different article than the headline any way you interpret it. In other words, somebody fucked it up.

I popped in here to poke fun at the fuckup in the Slashdot database I was so convinced something had gone wrong.

It's just as stupid as:Find out how you can save hundreds of dollars on your car insurance.

Web 2.0 = gay marketing hype.

It's *almost* as gay as the term "blog"

Oh, and just to make sure that I am modded down, I will make a post to a TOTALLY DEAD troll site, http://www.goatse.cx./

I just wasted your puny little modpoint.

...I just goatseed all over your face

Goatse'd! (not really :) )

...it's just about the GAYEST thing on the earth.

.... http://goatse.cx/ your free porn link

"Intent to do harm??? How can a robot determine that?"

Well if you flash your ass at it. That would be "harm".

You are the man in this picture

click this

I am a goat.

goatse!!

I found the following upgrades here.

Upgrade 1 - Scratch resistant glass - $250
*Upgrade 1a - Warranty to replace the glass *when* you break it in the first 90 days - $95
Upgrade 2 - Extended battery - $500
*Upgrade 2a - Warranty to cover a retarded battery design that makes your phone explode in a fireball if you leave it in your pocket for too long.

Gah, apple sucks.

Well, if they cover up one digital hole, I hope it's this one http://www.goatse.cx/ (come on, you don't need to be warned not to click).

I suggest they go plug this digital hole (NSFW!) and get back to us.

Download 1000+ free smiley icons for AOL, ICQ and Windows Messenger by clicking on this link and also by sending me your name, Social Security number, address, and a pair of your wife's panties (but only if she's hot).

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If I were a campaign adviser in the upcoming US federal elections, buying goatse.cx would be perfect.

TV AD:

Voting for candidate A is bad.
He'll raise taxes.
Ruin the economy.
And, he doesn't like children.
Basically, he's a asshole.
(cut to the infamous picture).
On election day, don't vote for A.
Vote for a candidate that cares. Vote for B.
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I wish that anyone that takes terms like blogosphere seriously would kneel and suck my penis.

Who caress about that shit ? We want Goatse!!!!!!

Click here to get what you deserve for your inane posts.

hello.jpg

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