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It'd be more accurate to say that NPR are the wikipedia editors of broadcasting stations. The very premise of their channel (National PUBLIC Radio) is foreshortened by those who have taken upon themselves the reins of content, editorial, and command. Now it's more like National People-who-must-hear-the-sound-of-their-own-voice-reading-the-news Radio"

At least they haven't made up their own goofy language. Reading the discussion[citation needed] tabs[citation needed] on any given[citation needed] wikipedia[citation needed] page is like trying read the comments on a Lolcats! page -- enough to drive any sane observer mad.

Here is an artist's rendition of the new train currently being planned.

Save me, Xenu!

Oodaloop's boss's boss: This is relevant to my interests.

You're all wrong.

"i can haz 10 livs?"

Ten livs? No! Not yours!

(But you can haz a freaky visual effect :)

OMG I Knew it!! I knew there had to be a reason the zombies go after the living in large groups! Brains was just a cover story! RUN EVERYONE! TEH ZOMBIES ARE COMING FOR TEH BUTTSECKS!!!!

And any attempt to access the network will be rerouted to icanhas

Try teaching a cat to follow Asimov's 3 rules. Hell, try getting a cat to follow one rule it doesn't want to.

Carpooling. Ur doing it wrong.

Barack wished that he could watch the World Series with his girlfriend.

I would love to go buy a PS3 so that I can use java faster.

Technology FAIL

Fictional Town "Eureka" to Becomes Real?

They forgot to link to the image for this story.

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/02/funny-pictures-schrodinger-xperimint/

(One of my favorites.)

Ex.
I'm teh suxxorz. wen he told me, i wuz liek: zOMG dat's totally kewl. I nevr thot u could dew taht.

Easy to read and also creative. It shows personality, In other words, It'z totally ballin'!

Pirates, Schmirates... there are terrorists to defeat.

The Manchurian Puppet

Uh..Uh..Uh..Um..Uh..Um..John McCain is right.. uh.. uh.. um..

Did you get lost?

Only if the LHC is propelling cats.

Ha ha, funnee. U not even no how many times kitteh heerz dat one.

U be caful tho, maybe i haz last laf!

Only if the LHC is propelling cats.

Ha ha, funnee. U not even no how many times kitteh heerz dat one.

U be caful tho, maybe i haz last laf!

Only if the LHC is propelling cats.

Ha ha, funnee. U not even no how many times kitteh heerz dat one.

U be caful tho, maybe i haz last laf!

Only if the LHC is propelling cats.

Ha ha, funnee. U not even no how many times kitteh heerz dat one.

U be caful tho, maybe i haz last laf!

Only if the LHC is propelling cats.

Ha ha, funnee. U not even no how many times kitteh heerz dat one.

U be caful tho, maybe i haz last laf!

These ISOs are not relevant to my interests.

Truth in sushi is relevant to my interests.

Cats are only good for ONE THING.

Whoosh. http://icanhascheezburger.com/

The good:

http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/
- non-language specific programming musings

http://blog.brokep.com/
- The Pirate Bay's brokep's blog

http://ikeahacker.blogspot.com/
- interesting furniture hacks

http://www.ladyada.net/rant
- hobby electronics news

http://www.wired.com/rss/commentary/securitymatters.xml
- Bruce Schneier's blog

http://www.thefirsthourblog.com/
- reviewing the first hour of games, handy for people like me who have a 10 minute attention span

http://torrentfreak.com/
- P2P / legal news

The ugly:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/default.stm
http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/
- destroy your faith in humanity, or at least the British

http://seenonslash.com/
- because sometimes -1 is funny

http://icanhascheezburger.com/
http://www.lolcats.com/rss.php
- still funny?

Dude, it's right here.

Bwavo!

I thought a tri-state cat would be alive, dead and high-impedance.

In lieu of mod points, let the record show that after going through a bunch of Schrodinger or Quantum jokes, the closest I got was this one, because I always thought of "high-impedance" as the TTL way of saying "you don't know, so don't ask, just remember that it's something that is neither 0 nor 1", and the HTML gag was as close as I could get.

I thought a tri-state cat would be alive, dead and high-impedance.

In lieu of mod points, let the record show that after going through a bunch of Schrodinger or Quantum jokes, the closest I got was this one, because I always thought of "high-impedance" as the TTL way of saying "you don't know, so don't ask, just remember that it's something that is neither 0 nor 1", and the HTML gag was as close as I could get.

I thought a tri-state cat would be alive, dead and high-impedance.

In lieu of mod points, let the record show that after going through a bunch of Schrodinger or Quantum jokes, the closest I got was this one, because I always thought of "high-impedance" as the TTL way of saying "you don't know, so don't ask, just remember that it's something that is neither 0 nor 1", and the HTML gag was as close as I could get.

Spellcheck suffers a nervous breakdown while viewing lolcatz.

The founder of ICHC is awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Normality restored. Whatever constitutes "normal", anyway. ;)

Not having enough cat pictures certainly is a real problem with KittenAuth. If only someone were to create a site people uploaded an seemingly infinite number of cat pictures to everyday.

Actually, I found a picture of the car here

It looks like a full-featured car, although there are unresolved ethical problems with such a model.

http://icanhascheezburger.com/

They'be been asking for this for quite some time.

Better education would be the smartest move (and not just about the Internet), followed by "safe" (as in: non-controlling, non-manipulative, non-guilt-tripping, non-judgemental) support from trusted adults - not necessarily parents, and in many cases parents would be the worst option.

Some (maybe even many) kids will have an enquiring mind that won't tolerate obstrctions and would rather burn itself out trying than to give up. The worst thing that can happen is for such kids to be forced to back down. It can destroy their mind. I'm not joking. However, most of the areas that are likely to give parents concern are unlikely to be areas that obsessive geek kids are interested in. It should be easy enough to do a little steering to maximize what the kid learns, rather than cripple the kid to stop them encountering something that might hold their interest for a few seconds if just let go.

how about some lolcatz?

http://icanhascheezburger.com/

The radiation story is just a cover. I heard that the cat knew where the bucket was.

Ending Piracy of Integrated Circuits (Epic)

... do you has a flavour?

Yes you are.

...and I don wanna cheezburgr I wanna PIZZA to nom nom nom and thenna snooze! ummkaythnxbai

I'm also surprised that LOLCats (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/15/funny-pictures-welkum-to-mythbusters/) don't make the list :-)

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/15/funny-pictures-welkum-to-mythbusters/ :D

who the hell thought domain names like meat.com and milk.com were going to be goldmines?

Obviously the kind of people whose brains think at the complete opposite end of the spectrum as the folks who thought up this one.