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Misha Borovsky (AP) Moscow, Soviet Russia - Niggersoft chairman and CEO jesuitx today announced the private beta test of the first operating system suited towards the needs of today's gay niggers, GNAA/Hard. The OS is intended to grow at a faster rate of development and use, and be based on famous Marxist Richard Stallman's OS, GNU/Hurd.

"Hard represents so much in the OS world", said GNAA President and Niggersoft Board-member timecop." Our private beta now loads the system BIOS, then displays "Hello World" in rainbow colors. Our codebase at this point is now roughly 500% more mature than GNU/Hurd."

When asked why he felt a microkernel was the best choice for the future of the OS, GNAA ohsix simply stated, "no u r". It is the belief of this journalist that ohsix was trying to point out the major flaws of pure monolithic kernel structure, as seen in Operating Systems like Linux, which are known for poor security and an utter lack of intuitive use or overall quality.

GNAA member JacksonBrown told reporters, "Hard is going to be the best OS available by Q2 2014. Unfortunately, we are not planning a public beta until Summer of 2010, as our purely microkernel based structure will require around 30 Gibibytes of RAM to run the base servers and daemons. However, if Moore's law continues to apply, any Alienware based system will do."

It is rumored that Hard received it's name due to the similarity to GNU/Hurd, and to represent the rigidity of the massive niggers' cocks that are developing the OS.

About GNU

GNU, founded by Richard Stallman, which stands for "GNU's Not Usable", is a famous software freedom advocacy group, and has released such great products as GCC, which boasts the worlds only -O2 optimization that breaks perfect C++.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc

And of course playing Heddy Newman in the unforgettable Herman's Head. Okay, maybe it was forgettable, but it also had Yeardly Smith (Lisa Simpson.) And... Umm... Jason Bernard who played the professor in The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes. Wow... I actually saw that, and remember most of the plot. And it's got the voice of Homer in it as well. Oh... wait. I saw the original. God bless IMDB for the random memories of stuff I really don't care about.

And of course playing Heddy Newman in the unforgettable Herman's Head. Okay, maybe it was forgettable, but it also had Yeardly Smith (Lisa Simpson.) And... Umm... Jason Bernard who played the professor in The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes. Wow... I actually saw that, and remember most of the plot. And it's got the voice of Homer in it as well. Oh... wait. I saw the original. God bless IMDB for the random memories of stuff I really don't care about.

Oh, I dunno about that. Even a horrible flick by the inventor of his 'religion' didn't keep John Travolta from scoring Kelly Preston and having a couple kids.

You can look up Warren on the IMDB.

I guess it was about two years ago when IMDB started listing video games.

You can look up Warren on the IMDB.

I guess it was about two years ago when IMDB started listing video games.

[Vin Diesel is] an admitted fan of Dungeons and Dragons, and, according to an interview on _Conan O'Brian_ , he played for 24 years.

Misha Borovsky (AP) Moscow, Soviet Russia - Niggersoft chairman and CEO jesuitx today announced the private beta test of the first operating system suited towards the needs of today's gay niggers, GNAA/Hard. The OS is intended to grow at a faster rate of development and use, and be based on famous Marxist Richard Stallman's OS, GNU/Hurd.

"Hard represents so much in the OS world", said GNAA President and Niggersoft Board-member timecop." Our private beta now loads the system BIOS, then displays "Hello World" in rainbow colors. Our codebase at this point is now roughly 500% more mature than GNU/Hurd."

When asked why he felt a microkernel was the best choice for the future of the OS, GNAA ohsix simply stated, "no u r". It is the belief of this journalist that ohsix was trying to point out the major flaws of pure monolithic kernel structure, as seen in Operating Systems like Linux, which are known for poor security and an utter lack of intuitive use or overall quality.

GNAA member JacksonBrown told reporters, "Hard is going to be the best OS available by Q2 2014. Unfortunately, we are not planning a public beta until Summer of 2010, as our purely microkernel based structure will require around 30 Gibibytes of RAM to run the base servers and daemons. However, if Moore's law continues to apply, any Alienware based system will do."

It is rumored that Hard received it's name due to the similarity to GNU/Hurd, and to represent the rigidity of the massive niggers' cocks that are developing the OS.

About GNU

GNU, founded by Richard Stallman, which stands for "GNU's Not Usable", is a famous software freedom advocacy group, and has released such great products as GCC, which boasts the worlds only -O2 optimization that breaks perfect C++.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc

Misha Borovsky (AP) Moscow, Soviet Russia - Niggersoft chairman and CEO jesuitx today announced the private beta test of the first operating system suited towards the needs of today's gay niggers, GNAA/Hard. The OS is intended to grow at a faster rate of development and use, and be based on famous Marxist Richard Stallman's OS, GNU/Hurd.

"Hard represents so much in the OS world", said GNAA President and Niggersoft Board-member timecop." Our private beta now loads the system BIOS, then displays "Hello World" in rainbow colors. Our codebase at this point is now roughly 500% more mature than GNU/Hurd."

When asked why he felt a microkernel was the best choice for the future of the OS, GNAA ohsix simply stated, "no u r". It is the belief of this journalist that ohsix was trying to point out the major flaws of pure monolithic kernel structure, as seen in Operating Systems like Linux, which are known for poor security and an utter lack of intuitive use or overall quality.

GNAA member JacksonBrown told reporters, "Hard is going to be the best OS available by Q2 2014. Unfortunately, we are not planning a public beta until Summer of 2010, as our purely microkernel based structure will require around 30 Gibibytes of RAM to run the base servers and daemons. However, if Moore's law continues to apply, any Alienware based system will do."

It is rumored that Hard received it's name due to the similarity to GNU/Hurd, and to represent the rigidity of the massive niggers' cocks that are developing the OS.

About GNU

GNU, founded by Richard Stallman, which stands for "GNU's Not Usable", is a famous software freedom advocacy group, and has released such great products as GCC, which boasts the worlds only -O2 optimization that breaks perfect C++.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc

Well, some people would say steam deserves it, but shooting Ash is just wrong.

Thanks folks, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waiterbot.

Mod up: +1 obscure animated classic reference!

why would he get steamed? gillian anderson, clair danes and the rest of the cast who worked on princess mononoke didn't get steamed about its performance in the US box offices. they took the roles because they either believed in the material, loved the script, liked the medium, respected the director, or some combination thereof.

check out this interview with her, about her participation in mononoke.

"I've always been a fan of animation, period. It's always been a big part of my life."

Seriously, I think this movie will rock, and the release timing is probably pretty good with the start of the pre-summer season (summer is too dominated by blockbusters and wanabees). The classic "science/tech is both good and evil" zen-type attitude is prevalent in this movie, as it was in other anime films, but I hope that it won't completely miss the average American moviegoer.

Seriously, I think this movie will rock, and the release timing is probably pretty good with the start of the pre-summer season (summer is too dominated by blockbusters and wanabees). The classic "science/tech is both good and evil" zen-type attitude is prevalent in this movie, as it was in other anime films, but I hope that it won't completely miss the average American moviegoer.

Seriously, I think this movie will rock, and the release timing is probably pretty good with the start of the pre-summer season (summer is too dominated by blockbusters and wanabees). The classic "science/tech is both good and evil" zen-type attitude is prevalent in this movie, as it was in other anime films, but I hope that it won't completely miss the average American moviegoer.

Maybe it has?

I don't know about actual rocket engineers, but one guy who did this was Polish: Rudolph Mate, the director of "When Worlds Collide" (1951). Check out these images here. Worked for him.

I don't know about actual rocket engineers, but one guy who did this was Polish: Rudolph Mate, the director of "When Worlds Collide" (1951). Check out these images here. Worked for him.

I don't know about actual rocket engineers, but one guy who did this was Polish: Rudolph Mate, the director of "When Worlds Collide" (1951). Check out these images here. Worked for him.

Whoohoo! I had no idea anything like this existed. Fabulosity baby, I'm going plaid! (<- oblique Spaceballs reference for the clue-impaired)

It'll be fun to see what the correlation is between the Doppler Effect and my own spare time. Well, at least once I've finished doing my taxes, or I'll have a number of unhappy government types come calling... ;)

Misha Borovsky (AP) Moscow, Soviet Russia - Niggersoft chairman and CEO jesuitx today announced the private beta test of the first operating system suited towards the needs of today's gay niggers, GNAA/Hard. The OS is intended to grow at a faster rate of development and use, and be based on famous Marxist Richard Stallman's OS, GNU/Hurd.

"Hard represents so much in the OS world", said GNAA President and Niggersoft Board-member timecop." Our private beta now loads the system BIOS, then displays "Hello World" in rainbow colors. Our codebase at this point is now roughly 500% more mature than GNU/Hurd."

When asked why he felt a microkernel was the best choice for the future of the OS, GNAA ohsix simply stated, "no u r". It is the belief of this journalist that ohsix was trying to point out the major flaws of pure monolithic kernel structure, as seen in Operating Systems like Linux, which are known for poor security and an utter lack of intuitive use or overall quality.

GNAA member JacksonBrown told reporters, "Hard is going to be the best OS available by Q2 2014. Unfortunately, we are not planning a public beta until Summer of 2010, as our purely microkernel based structure will require around 30 Gibibytes of RAM to run the base servers and daemons. However, if Moore's law continues to apply, any Alienware based system will do."

It is rumored that Hard received it's name due to the similarity to GNU/Hurd, and to represent the rigidity of the massive niggers' cocks that are developing the OS.

About GNU

GNU, founded by Richard Stallman, which stands for "GNU's Not Usable", is a famous software freedom advocacy group, and has released such great products as GCC, which boasts the worlds only -O2 optimization that breaks perfect C++.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc

Classic example of "Americanisation" of a reasonably good British comedy: The film Fever Pitch has been remade as a Hollywood film. It looks appalling, and bears all the hallmarks of a "bad americanisation" of something.

Be aware, of course, that it is entirely possible for Americans to get it, and produce something good suitably adapted: Look at High Fidelity. Same source author, similar kind of story and humour, yet well adapted.

Jedidiah.

Uhh...so are you trying to tell me the movie, Armageddon isn't realistic?

I fear we will be entering into a new dark age, one this time that is not ruled by kings and nobles, but CEO's and board of directors

Yeah, that's the Meaning Of The Life.

There have already been a few negative comments in the thread about the computerised bear. I guess the people reviling this idea have not see Steven Spielberg's Artificial Intelligence. The animatronic teddy bear, who asserts `I am not a toy,' was probably the film's most endearing character (see him in this photo) and immensely natural and loveable in his role.

Say what you want, but if you are so hopelessly blind to the future to not realise that toys WILL change as technology improves, then I have nothing but pity and disdain for you. If you don't think that infusing child's toys with love and compassion is good, then you will probably be a terrible parent. If you don't think that a fuzzy artificially intelligent childhood friend is a good thing, then I wonder what kind of dark and emotionally deprived childhood you had yourself.

Where is MEGA MAID when you need her?

Suck...Suck...Suck...

Besides...if space is just a big vaccum, why doesn't someone just change the bag? ;)

A man called horse

3 hours by car is frequently more by bicycle.

"The project isn't fully developed, but the ultimate vision is to have the stuffed animal interact with a child, doing such things as playing games and reading stories. Because the bear is on a network, a parent could also use it to interact with a child remotely -- communicating or even taking snapshots through an embedded camera."

Can you say "Chucky"?????

I can't envision a more terrifying concept...

As well, MST has the distinct honor that it's feature film marks the only time in history that such a large group of fans wrote to a movie studio demanding that a movie be made that it actually worked.

Only time? What about Firefly?

or theoretically possible clean-up solutions being proposed.
It shouldn't be that hard to clean up space junk. Andy Griffith showed us the way over 25 years back.

Slashers was a movie that took this concept and seen what would happen. I mean the movie's not that fantastic but it's basically last man/woman standing gets the winnings.

Shows how people would be glued to the tv screen to see this type of shit. The acting wasn't great, the effects weren't great, but I watched the whole thing anyway. :P

The future is not to be faced.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0086837/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD 0yMHxsbT01MDB8dHQ9b258ZmI9dXxwbj0wfHE9MjAxMHxodG1s PTF8bm09b24_;fc=1;ft=21;fm=1/

Make everything sound really nice while the ship goes down?

Misha Borovsky (AP) Moscow, Soviet Russia - Niggersoft chairman and CEO jesuitx today announced the private beta test of the first operating system suited towards the needs of today's gay niggers, GNAA/Hard. The OS is intended to grow at a faster rate of development and use, and be based on famous Marxist Richard Stallman's OS, GNU/Hurd.

"Hard represents so much in the OS world", said GNAA President and Niggersoft Board-member timecop." Our private beta now loads the system BIOS, then displays "Hello World" in rainbow colors. Our codebase at this point is now roughly 500% more mature than GNU/Hurd."

When asked why he felt a microkernel was the best choice for the future of the OS, GNAA ohsix simply stated, "no u r". It is the belief of this journalist that ohsix was trying to point out the major flaws of pure monolithic kernel structure, as seen in Operating Systems like Linux, which are known for poor security and an utter lack of intuitive use or overall quality.

GNAA member JacksonBrown told reporters, "Hard is going to be the best OS available by Q2 2014. Unfortunately, we are not planning a public beta until Summer of 2010, as our purely microkernel based structure will require around 30 Gibibytes of RAM to run the base servers and daemons. However, if Moore's law continues to apply, any Alienware based system will do."

It is rumored that Hard received it's name due to the similarity to GNU/Hurd, and to represent the rigidity of the massive niggers' cocks that are developing the OS.

About GNU

GNU, founded by Richard Stallman, which stands for "GNU's Not Usable", is a famous software freedom advocacy group, and has released such great products as GCC, which boasts the worlds only -O2 optimization that breaks perfect C++.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be o

Wrong.
Some quick searching didn't come up with the year he left, but I do remember that he worked on FF:The Spirits Within, which came out in 2001. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0173840/) FF8 came out in 1999. He left after 10, I believe.

They could try suing God.

Sadly... (Score:5, Funny)
by ackthpt (218170) * on Friday March 04, @07:46PM (#11849727)

Any new technology will be first exploited by the pr0n industry.

Tomorrow's Spam? Get Tyrann0saurus Sex

Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

Poncho: [Holds up his grenade launcher] Yeah, strap this on your "sore ass", Blain.

Reminds me of the solar-powered (batteryless) flashlight from the Bond spoof From Beijing, with Love and the suitcase that turns into a spy-observation chair.

Not Orbach. It's a famous line from The Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
Here. You can even hear it.

On a related note, the debate over violence and the demon weed also continues unabated.

Living examples of this species were discovered in 1970 in New Guinea and named the Tropi. There was a whole court case about it, whether the Tropi were human or not.

Holy moly, I realized that he was a regular on "Night Court", but I totally forgot he was in "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension"! Hey, he's SOMEBODY!

(Bedford, CT. - DEVELOPING) Chief Eastern Seaboard GNAA Operative Gary Niger today wished a warm, gay welcome home to Marth Stewart, source of some of our favorite recipes!

Without Martha, the twice-yearly GNAA embroidering circle would be a shell of what it is today. Without Martha's timeless advice, the Gaynigger-seed poundcake we presented to Timecop last week would have surely been missing essential plumpness and flavor.

The GNAA thanks Martha for all that she has given to us as gay niggers. When the final hour arrives and women are expunged from the planet, Martha may well be given the second chance the SEC so far has been unwilling to give.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

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Also, If JMS said he was going to make a web-series using free labor from the USC and UCLA film schools, but only if people coughed up $30 each for the first season, then I have my credit card out in a second!

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Anybody remember the story of Around the World in 80 Days by Jules Verne (or the more-recent Jackie Chan movie adaptation)? Admittedly, I don't b/c I never read it or saw the movie, but I'm looking at this from a historical context...

How long ago was it that getting around the world in 80 days was considered an incredible feat? 100 years ago? Given that people traveled by steamship, trains, and unreliable cars then (and only if one was rich, at that), roughly, yes.

And yet, here we are, with a person making a trip around the world not only in far less than 80 days, but in under 80 hours. In the time you spent doing a Stage 1 Gentoo install, Steve Fosset was able to fly around the entire planet.

Who, 100 years ago, would've likely believed it likely (possible, perhaps, but likely?)? :)