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is this one about you
https://archive.org/details/BY...
oh no
you don't float
you sink with that toned cyclist's body of yours
https://www.kickingthebitbucke...

But for the sweet stuff, you should look at the posts in the account that was renamed by Slashdot who refused to delete his posts and just renamed his account:

https://slashdot.org/~__aaclcg...

Here is how he explained it himself in his personal blog although he never tells the whole truth:

https://www.kickingthebitbucke...

He has many sock puppet accounts. Here is another one that Slashdot blocked after he made fun of them:

https://slashdot.org/~cdreimer

But for the sweet stuff, you should look at the posts in the account that was renamed by Slashdot who refused to delete his posts and just renamed his account:

https://slashdot.org/~__aaclcg...

Here is how he explained it himself in his personal blog although he never tells the whole truth:

https://www.kickingthebitbucke...

He has many sock puppet accounts. Here is another one that Slashdot blocked after he made fun of them:

https://slashdot.org/~cdreimer

So this isn't you?

On October 2, 2017:
https://www.kickingthebitbucke...

When the last post was September 5, 2017?
https://slashdot.org/~__aaclcg...

No connection? Even though you use the same boring anecdotes and catchphrases?

Um, when you have a guy that looks like this talking about restaurants, I think we are dealing with an expert...

Extra ROFL: captcha quantity

Too bad you're backpedaling it lately.

Uh, no. Here's a quote from my 2017 blog post from almost a year ago.

While I have no interest in Russian schoolboys, Bangcock ladyboys, or American/Mexican/Filipino child brides, these are the false narratives that my trolls have pushed so far this year. They believe that Slashdot is my “permanent record” on the Internet. Something that the Real World will forever hold against me, as if life was just a continuation of high school. The funny thing is that I never went to high school and I still got two associate degrees.

https://www.kickingthebitbucket.com/2017/11/22/child-brides-american-apple-pie/

All this removal of child exploitation is really going to hurt the fantasy life of creimer.

Which news story of the last 20 years inspired your video of a water fountain?

No news story for that video. I took a bus from Eastridge Mall to downtown San Jose, noticed the new water fountain at San Jose City Hall when the bus drove past it, got off the bus and recorded video. The water fountain wasn't there in 2014 when I went to city hall to save the Century 21 from demolition.

Or kids milling around an Apple store?

The Apple Park Visitor Center was a brand new Apple Store last year. Because it was located on the backside of the Apple Park campus and among other April corporate buildings, it was the least crowded Apple Store on Black Friday. That won't be true this Black Friday. Especially since iJustine did a video visiting the Apple Stores at Infinite Loop and Apple Park.

So you're not the one with the 45 logins? The several blogs, the documented paranoid meltdown about Slashdot

https://www.kickingthebitbucke...

That's not you?

" have to be nice to users"

https://www.kickingthebitbucke...

So much for fixing broken users.

"Neurotic because they know that one user will eventually snap from being put on hold, grab a fire ax and storm their bullpen."

You're about as funny as User Friendly.

https://www.kickingthebitbucke...

You're not kidding!

" I refused to let a bunch of rabble evict me from Internet home."

Oh of course Chris, instead you asked to have yourself evicted , so that you can play the victim even better later on?

As many as you had to do to get your "account deleted"?

https://www.kickingthebitbucke...

But you're toothless, so it must have been a lot better than mine!

Weird, Tardchris.

https://www.kickingthebitbucke...

You banned yourself, Tardolardo. There's an old-timey word that describes you perfectly: lummox.

Sorry Cdreimer. Did I miss the subtleties of your latest comments about children and sex? Maybe you should write a lengthy blog post clarifying your position on sex with children. It would go great along with the dozens of other Slashdot posts you made about that, before being banned.

Find what you've done here, and blog about your every tiny mistake.

Slashdot has probably gotten more popular since creimer blogged about his trolls for the past year.

While I have no interest in Russian schoolboys, Bangcock ladyboys, or American/Mexican/Filipino child brides, these are the false narratives that my trolls have pushed so far this year. They believe that Slashdot is my “permanent record” on the Internet. Something that the Real World will forever hold against me, as if life was just a continuation of high school. The funny thing is that I never went to high school and I still got two associate degrees.

https://www.kickingthebitbucket.com/2017/11/22/child-brides-american-apple-pie/

It doesn't help that child brides are American as apple pie in the United States. Under the "right" circumstances (parental consent and/or judicial review) in some states, girls as young as 12-year-old can legally marry an adult (18-year-old or much older). Only a few states are actively trying to strike child marriages off the books. The Philippines have the strictest marriage law with parental consent require for 18- to 21-year-olds and parent notification for 21- to 25-year-olds.

I am in excellent health and think sugar is great. When I lived in Shanghai, people put sugar on every fucking thing they eat including vegetables, and everybody is scrawny as fuck.

It's only fat stupid Americans who think "eating ridiculous amounts of sugar is bad for your health - therefore, sugar must be evil!"

Tobacco is bad at any dosage. Sugar is bad if you're an irresponsible man-child.

I'm going to make sure that when people type CHRIS DALE REIMER they find your creepy child bride posts.

I guess you didn't read creimer's blog post last month about dick pics. You can't ruin someone if they write about it in their blog.

After falsely accusing me of threatening to shoot people, creating fake accounts to mock me, and posting dick pics of Russian schoolboys with my contact info (a situation so vile that I couldn’t write about it in the blog at the time), the trolls pulled a power play that I haven’t seen happen on Slashdot in 15+ years. During the long Labor Day weekend, the mods (moderators) systematically down voted every comment I had to -1 to drag my karma from excellent (50 comments per day) to terrible (two comments per day). So I pulled a power play of my own: I asked management to delete my ten-year-old account.

https://www.kickingthebitbucket.com/2017/10/02/why-i-had-my-ten-year-old-slashdot-account-deleted/

Build his "personal brand" which is fucking stupid given the shit he talks about on here sometimes.

You are aware that his personal brand has existed for 10+ years? Author website, Blog 1, Blog 2, Blog 3, Twitter, Tumblr, and Pinterest. And that's the short list!

His posting history here would make him an instant no-hire in my book. (Assuming he had the skills for the position, His personality, transparent lying, and poor judgment would have me emphatically giving him the thumbs down)

Pull your head out of your ass! People who hire Chris the IT guy go to LinkedIn or C.D. Reimer the writer go to his author page. No one goes to Slashdot to hire anyone. Dice no longer owns Slashdot! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM!

Chris gets just a post or two a day because slashdot users consistently mod him down and his earlier account was banned, presumably for spam and just being generally anti-social.

You mean the 10+ year old account that he asked management to delete?

He's desperate to socially participate here, so he has to post AC in response.

That's a nice narrative, Lilly, but we know that's not true. Creimer has repeatedly stated that he keeps posting on Slashdot just for the free advertising that his trolls provide him.

It's weird he wastes his post on something that is obviously untrue.

It's weird how his trolls keep copying and pasting the same crap for two months in the row. Some people just need to get a fucking life.

Unfortunately, the trolls have won and continue to run off good people from Slashdot. Some trolls are showing up at SoylentNews to spread their hatred. Posting as AC for obvious reasons.

https://www.kickingthebitbucket.com/tag/slashdot/

Creimer showed the way. Others are getting in on the action. I mean, seriously, the tag is "MayorMcCheese" from McDonald's. Oh, shit! McDonald's is muscling in on Slashdot. No wonder creimer had his account deleted..

: You're the only one who's had to relinquish his account and lose all his karma... How are we the ones "pwned"???

Ask cdreimer, criemer, creinner, cremier, and FakeFuck39.
https://www.kickingthebitbucket.com/2017/06/20/the-confessions-of-slashdot-asshats/

I don't like his posts but he's going to ruin his life by drawing so much attention to his cringy internet footprint.
Has he ever commented on this? It's almost sad except he's doing it to himself.

https://www.cdreimer.com/slashdot.html

https://www.kickingthebitbucket.com/tag/slashdot/

New pants? You are so silly. I have to go look in my photo boxes to find the last time I wore pants as thigh as yours. It was somewhere in 1966.

Reference:
https://www.kickingthebitbucke...

But still, the figures in this video have pants just as thigh as yours and they look good:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

And for more insight:
https://school.discoveryeducat...

Jesus, what exactly happened six months ago?

An asshat falsely accused me of threatening to shoot him in a political discussion and things rapidly escalated from there.

creimer was here for years before, after all.

I wrote ~8,000 comments in ten years.

Did he do something especially obnoxious or offputting?

I wrote ~4,000 comments this year.

Also, you may view old cdreimer shit posts here:

https://slashdot.org/~__aaclcg...

Is he now trying to hide or did /. management finally decided to close that account?

cdreimer has multiple accounts on /. to manipulate the system in order to post more affiliate link spam and moderate himself up.

https://www.kickingthebitbucke...

Cock eggs, cock eggs, creimer is losing his karma! no more +1 Karma-Bonus Modifier ;-)

It's about time!

"I frequently read and comment on Slashdot, a techie news discussion website. Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I’m a highly rated commentator and moderator. "

right creimer, right, hehehe, see another dumb shitpost here for a good laugh:
https://www.kickingthebitbucke...

So you spent 3.5 months refactoring your code [...]

I haven't touched my script in two months. After those five user accounts got deleted, I no longer needed to use the script that often.

https://www.kickingthebitbucket.com/2017/06/20/the-confessions-of-slashdot-asshats/

Why would I read your blog post and comment there?

If you have read my blog, you would have read this passage:

Or maybe it's losing a pound per week. When I first got my digital bathroom scale, I weighed 370 pounds. I now weigh 357 pounds after 13 weeks. I've always felt the need to take a nap after working out at the gym on the weekends. The last time I felt this good physically was in my twenties when I rode my bicycle 100+ miles per week and my riding weight was 325 pounds. While my typical weekday isn't as physically demanding as my weekend workouts, perhaps my body during the week requires nap time to build muscle and burn fat.

That's how I know you didn't read my blog post. You posted a rant about what I should do without ever considering what I've already done because you're just a self-righteous troll.

Do the one about losing weight by buying a new scale after ten years of not realizing you were maxing out the scale at the gym next. I love that one, it's a hoot!

https://www.kickingthebitbucket.com/2017/07/18/losing-ten-pounds-with-a-digital-bathroom-scale/

None of which has anything to do with the fact that you have very few data points.

I have enough data to make an marketing intern blush.

Why don't you also throw in your weight and granola bar brand name into your "firehose of bullshit" Trumpian response?

My current weight is 358 pounds. I was 370 pounds 12 weeks ago or so. I'm losing one pound per week.

https://www.kickingthebitbucket.com/2017/07/18/losing-ten-pounds-with-a-digital-bathroom-scale/

As part of my diet, I eat two bars per weekday (ten per week): Clif Bars, Fiber One Bars and Power Bars.

Funny, Steve Jobs built a computer once. In "Molesting Children from San Jose" by CDReimer, he explains how he's currently reading about Steve Jobs, building a computer. If you enjoy gripping tales of reading about Steve Jobs, you will enjoy Molesting Children from San Jose.

Says a dude that is morbidly obese even while supposedly on a low-calorie, low-carb diet.

A smaller government obviously requires skinnier people. Check out my blog post where I lost ten pounds in ten weeks after getting the Greater Goods Basic Bathroom Scale for $20 to accurately measure my weight when the gym scales stopped thunking at 350 pounds.

windows routers are best! ask me i kive in sicikicon valley with pyton++ is better.
-cremier
--
https://www.kickingthebitbucke...

I have been living and traveling backward all my life. See my bluetooth scale for more info.
-cremler
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Blog Post: Losing Ten Pounds With A Digital Bathroom Scale
https://www.kickingthebitbucke...

Here, I fixed you link since it wasn't working for me.
https://tinyurl.com/yd534zmu
-creimer
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Blog Post: Losing Ten Pounds With A Digital Bathroom Scale
https://www.kickingthebitbucke...

Can you provide a link?

I can provide several since Slashdot has become a profitble theme on my blog.

https://www.kickingthebitbucket.com/2017/03/21/have-i-threatened-to-shoot-you-today/
https://www.kickingthebitbucket.com/tag/slashdot/

Can you provide a link?

I can provide several since Slashdot has become a profitble theme on my blog.

https://www.kickingthebitbucket.com/2017/03/21/have-i-threatened-to-shoot-you-today/
https://www.kickingthebitbucket.com/tag/slashdot/

But I see your confusion, you think your delusions about your reputation are real.

At least I'm not a confessed murderer.

https://www.kickingthebitbucket.com/2017/03/28/i-worked-with-a-murderer/

why is there so much hate for Creimer on /. lately?

Some asshats went from being annoying to abusive and I got Slashdot management to delete five user accounts (four were fake and one was real). Except for this latest turn of events, I wrote blog posts about the last three months.

https://www.kickingthebitbucket.com/tag/slashdot/

Where's the "public" part you cum-guzzling retard? Where's the "heated"?

That's where my blog come into play.

https://www.kickingthebitbucket.com/tag/slashdot/

I'll give you the "prolonged" part though. It's never gonna end.

Has it occurred to anyone that if they stop replying to my comments that I might go away?

PS: No one was scared by your DMCA takedowns...

Read and weep: https://www.kickingthebitbucket.com/2017/06/06/the-slashdot-asshats-who-stole-my-pictures/

I'm 47 and do in fact provide desktop support, been in basic IT for 20 years now. They gave me a Sr. Systems Administrator title instead of money to keep me content, and we call the desktops "workstations" - but yeah, PC Support, sometimes rack n stack - whatever random basics need to get done. I'll plug in cables and shut/noshut ports on a switch, and know what a VLAN is, but don't expect me to fire up wireshark and debug the outage caused by spanning tree or know what unified IO is or anything. I started as a video game tester, don't have a college degree (associate's), and make only about 50k, which does get me by. At this point, there is no changing of careers or learning major new things and specializing in them. I am quite content with my life though, and am much further ahead of the trailer trash I grew up with. This is what happens when you have shitty parents who drink and argue instead of helping you with your homework. As far as serious or not - if I was kidding I wouldn't have hundreds of pages written about my life on my blog, nor the many books I sell on amazon. It doesn't make any real money, but I do get personal enjoyment just knowing someone is reading.
https://www.kickingthebitbucke...

And then you had to embellish your dimwitted story with these $$$ you claim you're making.

I'm referring to the last three months that got started when an asshat falsely accused me of threatening to shoot him. Who knew that controversy was good for business?

https://www.kickingthebitbucket.com/2017/03/21/have-i-threatened-to-shoot-you-today/

I had "cdreimer" for a total of barely 4 days over the long weekend. I made 9 posts. There's no one anywhere who was curious about what a "cdreimer" was, and you didn't sell a single of your demented ebooks over that time.

You got pwned. Suck it up.

For answers to that and more, read my blog.
https://www.kickingthebitbucke...
or my books
https://www.amazon.com/C.-D.-R...

Everyone I work with uses google to find a torrent. Into the firefox search bar, type in "movie" year "torrent" "resolution[720p|1080p] - the first 2-3 results give you the file you want. You can say that's stupid, I'll enjoy watching the movie. If my posts are amusing, visit my blog where I discuss my slashdot posts at length, and don't forget the heavy cream in your morning coffee! https://www.kickingthebitbucke...

I'm just on the sidelines for this, but I don't get it. Isn't "I will shut you up by exercising my second amendment rights" just another way of saying "I will shoot you"? If not, what did you mean?

Read my blog post: https://www.kickingthebitbucket.com/2017/03/21/have-i-threatened-to-shoot-you-today/

What possible basis would you have to sue him for?

I just want a cease and desist. Every time I comment on a political topic, this asshat pops his head out just long enough to falsely accuse me of threatening to shoot him and then pops his head back in. Thanks to him, I figured out how to make money from Slashdot with the increased traffic to my websites.