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The devil will appear in a pleasing form.

This is just MSNBC's way of saying, "Really! We're well balanced journalism."

Give em a few weeks and they'll jump back on the slate-wagon of prank calling Judge Thomas-Pennefield Jackson in the middle of the night.

Tall, Blonde, and Weaponized!"
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That pagers are safer than cellphones.

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"Neutron stars are the vestiges of immense supernova explosions, collapsed stars with extremely compact cores, denser than all known objects except black holes. A teaspoonful of a neutron star would weigh one billion tons, as much as all the cars and trucks on Earth."

That would be one impressive teaspoon.

Tall, Blonde and Weaponized
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It's revealed that one can spy on another's computer activity by tracking the flickering light escaping from the cracks of the computer case!

Switzerland shifts out of Neutral

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I'd like to see that thing go through airport security.

Witness the Rebirth of ENRON!

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Walt Walterson.

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I thought he was cured by scientology!

VISA's cure for celebrity shoplifters...

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At what point do web radio audiences get big enought that the record companies pay-o-la them to play thier music, instead of the other way round...

Check out VISA's cure for Shoplifting!

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as stuffing a browser in your operating system!

Witness the rebirth of ENRON!

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Where are the color-coded states of emergency? This is no respectable anti-panic plan.

Witness the rebirth of ENRON!
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"Intel spokesman Chuck Mulloy said the company knows it could come off looking to some like a bully."

This is the understatement of the year.

The yoga people are offering the Intel Exec's free lessons so that they can learn to be a little more "flexible." If I were in Intel PR, I'd jump on that opportunity right away, and issue a press release the next morning.

Witness the rebirth of ENRON!

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as crooked energy trading companies!

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talking about this like its new news? It's like every three months people forget and have to report it again. This has been constantly reported since at least since 1997.

This is why I think there's some kind of mind control going on in the windows OS environment that keeps people from remembering this story. Thats why only alternate OS (Mac Linux etc) users really remember it month to month. Oh well, I guess it gives C-Net something to publish.

Witness the rebirth of ENRON!

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"James Cox, editor of AntiGravity News, lists no less than seven major classifications of anti-gravity devices, from those based on superconductivity, to those that exploit properties of gyroscopes and purported anomalies in nuclear physics or quantum mechanics. Cox himself is working on an anti-gravity backpack that he claims is nearing the patent stage. He is currently seeking funding to develop a commercially viable prototype."

I love how the web has made every Kook with a website an "Editor"--and a reasonable source for story on a scientific topic.

The government is turning welfare moms into prostitutes!
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(Editor, Lostbrain.com)

Not how well the system works but, how long before you cat outsmarts the system.

Read our Oscar Predictions
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Then the government can check to see where you like clicking pictures.

Did you use the Iraqi flag as your password?

Are you clicking on suggestive areas of that picutre of Natalie Portman?

I much prefer just having a city-wide network of surveillance cameras to verify my identity at all times.(/sarcasm)

Read Lostbrain's Oscar Predicitions!

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"When ABC News (Disney) and Fox News (News Corporation) discuss this, they're not going to be spending much time talking about the downside."

That is, unless they can relate it to the plot of a movie their production studios currently have in wide release. Then it will be the lead story!

Read our Oscar Predictions!
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It's finally happened. Banner ads have replaced content all together. Either that or Upside is not mac/netscape 4.7 compatable.

Lostbrain Predicts the Oscars
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They still visit crappy sites like ours.

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According to the Pentagon News Herald

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More fodder for the pseudo-science of denying the existance of global warming.

Amazing. Global warming and Ozone depletion in 70 billion B.C. was caused by a SuperNova. Global warming in the 1970's was caused by the Chevy Nova.

Why does Michael Jordan want to see your underpants?

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I've got to say, I'm a fan of AvantGo's service but not their client relations. I spent months trying to establish a channel through them, (I was practiaclly begging to pay them money) and they just about ignored me. And this channel wasn't schlock either, it was up-to date news information on the status of nuclear nonproliferation worldwide.

I never have figured out how that business plan works. Ignore your customers and make them beg you to provide them service. We'll, I guess it works for my cable isp anyway.

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I think you just notified them via Slashdot.

The Shadow Government Knows
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Not@home put them out of business.

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Not@home

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Microsoft's Proposed Penalties

'Nuff said.

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The reviews of the P4 say should happen under these conditions.

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We could use budding technology like that at not@homeinternet service.

Why are we spending all our time trying to protect ours? Let's waste it like rock stars in a holiday inn!

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Janet Reno Margolis for Florida Gov.

Check it out.

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Try NOT@HOME!

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"Today, a giant pool of magma still lies beneath Vesuvius and extends at least 400 square
kilometers under some of Italy's scenic coastline, making a fresh eruption possible at any
time."

If there's another eruption, future scientists will be able to study how 20th century tourists interacted with bronze-age archeological tourist attractions.

@home doesn't do it for ya? Try NOT@HOME.

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but this company started with a crime.

my not@home network.

Karma is a small price to pay.
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they'll be a very efficient way of delivering AOL signup cd's door to door.

Soon, @home will be our victim, but right now, it's only Michael Jackson, Verizon, the Pentium 4 and Ain't it Cool News
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Only AOL Time Warner Turner, News Corp, Verizon and Oprah should be allowed to make Web pages.

Everyone else doing it will just mess stuff up!

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1. My @home cable modem service, which was shut off.
2. My omnisky palm service, which will soon be shut off.

Maybe I should have gone with Verizon all along

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Licensed airwaves is a good thing. It ensures that frequencies remain useable and don't obstruct other frequencies. If anyone could broadcast on any frequency, the airwaves would be useless due to noise.

Maybe more work needs to go into reforming the regulation policies instead of developing free-for-alls.

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Fear the box office of Harry Potter!

Perhaps if MS had not shurgged off serious Java development so early in thier OS cycle, they could join in on this buttery goodness. Now you can only buy software like this for windows from companies more interested in labeling themselves "enterprise" than producing affordable, useful stuff.

But how does it run on a Pentium?

AICN's message boards are definitely facts. Every one of them.

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I'd like my atmosphere with extra MSG please.

Michael Jackson's soul is for sale.

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That press release is humorless

They'll try to stick Pentium 4's into our skulls.

Raise your hand if you hate those commercials...

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My Plan for MS

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I want something more fulfulling than the Pentium 4! Look at how poorly it stacks up to an Atari 2600!

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I want something more fulfulling than the Pentium 4! Look at how poorly it stacks up to an Atari 2600!

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Come to Chuck's Garage. We'll disconnect this bloody thing.

Run in fear! Buy Tickets! It's Harry Potter's box office.
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The palm m505 is so hopelessly overpriced that these things have to potential to sell well. I've been a plam user from the start but I'm looking for an alternative. Let's just hope the usual open source tilt towards completely ignoring any kind of marketing doesn't haunt DA.

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I hope it doesn't put off any harmful radiation like the pentium 4.

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The palm m505 is so hopelessly overpriced that these things have to potential to sell well. I've been a plam user from the start but I'm looking for an alternative. Let's just hope the usual open source tilt towards completely ignoring any kind of marketing doesn't haunt DA.

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I hope it doesn't put off any harmful radiation like the pentium 4.

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It's the box office I'm worrried about!

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