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Hell no ya'll!

E=MC Hawking

Ahhh! Your given me nightmares man.

That was truly awefull!

I thought this was bad but I take it all back now.

Send these lyrics over to MC Hawking. I'm sure he can lay down real smooth.

YLFI.

Take a look at some of the pics here for a good laugh.

> [Chorus]
> "You down with O G G?"

> [background singers]
> "Yeah, you know me!"

Thanks for reminding me of that. Now I have to go listen to "Entropy" again (funniest thing I've heard in a while). Go to www.mchawking.com to see what I mean.

Step 1: Vibrate.
Step 2: Violate laws of thermodynamics.
Step 3: ?
Step 4: Profit!

Step 3 is "Post on Slashdot."

You down with entropy? Yeah, you know me.

Defining entropy as disorder's not complete,
'cause disorder as a definition doesn't cover heat.
So my first definition I would now like to withdraw,
and offer one that fits thermodynamics second law.
First we need to understand that entropy is energy,
energy that can't be used to state it more specifically.
In a closed system entropy always goes up,
that's the second law, now you know what's up.

You can't win, you can't break even, you can't leave the game,
'cause entropy will take it all 'though it seems a shame.
The second law, as we now know, is quite clear to state,
that entropy must increase and not dissipate.

Creationists always try to use the second law,
to disprove evolution, but their theory has a flaw.
The second law is quite precise about where it applies,
only in a closed system must the entropy count rise.
The earth's not a closed system' it's powered by the sun,
so fuck the damn creationists, Doomsday get my gun!
That, in a nutshell, is what entropy's about,
you're now down with a discount.

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Bitch pleez, next time give some propz to da copyright ownerz!

Fred figures greatly in the little-known microphone work of the great physicist Stephen Hawking. I particularly recommend the searing F*ck Tha Creationists . (warning for the bandwidth-challenged: 2.2MB MP3 file).

You sir, are a liar. Physicists mix quite well.

You stone cold trippin, bee-yotch!

He seems to have turned his attention from Astrophysics to producing gangsta rap

You all know MC Hawking's take on the subject, of course.

Fuck the Creationists

Check it out at da Hawkman's Crib, j0.

MC Hawking's Crib

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http://www.mchawking.com/ for anyone who hasn't yet grabbed a few phat tracks from mc hawking, which gives some background into steven hawking the gangsta rapper.

check it!

Have something like what Steven Hawking uses. It shouldn't be too complicated to build either.

What I can envisage is something that builds the words on screen, and outputs them to something like Festival. You could script this yourself with perl or python or something. Something like a Toshiba Libretto would be the perfect form factor.

The biggest problem would in fact be data entry. Obviously, any standard keyboard's keys would be too small to be usable, and any keyboard with 2" square keys would be too big. So the best bet would be to pry off the 80 odd existing keys, and replace them 10 to 20 large keys (making them is an excercise left to the reader), and set up some kind of key chording. If you get hold of a word list (and add any personal words, ie a names list, etc) you could also set up some kind of type ahead scheme.

All in all, very doable, and fairly inexpensive.

I go for hawking cos he's a bad ass gansta rapper who puts us down wit the real deal. j0

http://www.mchawking.com/

Already been done.

Second, it's a good thing he branched out from General Relativity.

http://www.mchawking.com/ M.C. Hawking for president!!.. :)

Everyone knows E = MC Hawking.

Queue "Fuck the Creationists" by MC Hawking!

They call their bullshit science like the word could give them cred,
if them bitches be scientists then cap me in the head.

Lots of amusing stuff here, including Hawking MP3s.

Lots of amusing stuff here, including Hawking MP3s.

DO check this out... Hilarious!

They've got an MP3 relating Mr. Hawking's experience playing Grand Theft Auto 3. Quite funny. Another about his Drivebys. Find more here.

He declined, saying he and his friends had gotten used to the voice, and it was "his".

Not to mention the legions of fans who follow his side-career as a gangsta rapper with due vigor! Changing his would give his music a very different sound!

GMD

You do it wrong!
It was "Stephen" M.C. Hawking who was gunned down in a gansta shooting! Even if you though "A Brief History of Time" was imbicilic, you have to admire his contributions to Britian's gansta rap scene. Truly a English icon, he will be missed!

You know it's true!

How do you think MC Hawking got in that wheelchair?!!! Yeah, you probably thought it was a bullet from a drive-by, huh? NOBODY is bad enough to take a shot at MC Hawking!

Good call. They will be like MC Hawking with a very expensive exoskeleton.

• Einstein knew that god DOES play dice (and always rolls boxcars)...
• Richard Feynman's degree was from the Cordon Bleu.
• Heisenberg was really certain, but wanted to cover his tracks about his research.
• Bohr's model of the atom was originally developed by playing with Tinker Toys.
• Planck's Constant is actually a variable. Shhh!
• E = mcHawking

Or does he mean entropy?

E-N-T-to the-R-to the-O-to the-P-to the-Y (the reason the sun will one day burn up and die?)

Word.

Stephen Hawking's A Brief History of Rhyme is easily understood by anybody, due to his madd skillz.

There's also the second law of thermodynamics to look at. It states that the universe is constantly heading toward disorder. Evolution violates that law, so which one is right?
I'll let M.C. Stephen Hawking refute this:
Creationists always try to use the second law,
to disprove evolution, but their theory has a flaw.
The second law is quite precise about where it applies,
only in a closed system must the entropy count rise.
The earth's not a closed system' it's powered by the sun,
so fuck the damn creationists, Doomsday get my gun!
That, in a nutshell, is what entropy's about, you're now down with a discount.
Chorus
You down with entropy? Yeah, you know me! (x3)
Who's down with entropy?
Every last homey!
mchawking.com

OK, so you've located a celestial body some light years away. I think the nearest star system is four light years, right? And let's say the primary star or one of the planets (it does have planets IIRC) has enough metals to reflect something back this way.

You will have to blast - not merely a fuckload - but a metric fuckload of energy into, oh, I don't know, a magnetron the size of the Moon, with a waveguide longer than Stephen Hawking's attention span.

Now let's say that the celestial body bounces a tiny, tiny, tiny fraction of the EM radiation back to the Sol system (us). This is about as likely as shining a flashlight up at the moon when it isn't full and seeing it reflect, but bear with me.

Assuming the inverse square law doesn't turn your huge coded radiation pulse into a zillionth-watt squeak to be drowned out by other radiation sources far louder (like stars and quasars and so forth), you will now have to construct some kind of antenna array sensitive enough to trap the signal AND enough computing power to filter out all the background noise, or lease time from Areicibo and other "ear of the world"-type sites (assuming they have enough power to do it).

The data you transmitted would have to be at a nice, low bitrate, maybe one bit every one to ten seconds. Unless your invention is ultra-trivial, it'll probably take anywhere from weeks to years to transmit it and then receive it.

You'd be better off launching the schematics in a small spacecraft and program it to orbit the Sun for a few years, then intersect the Earth's path at the right moment.

Not to be confused with MC Hawking.

I've never heard anyone mention UNIX while rapping. I think I'd kinda like that, given the apparent intelligence level in most (but not all) popular music.

Anyone out there got any hardcore geek music? I don't mean MC Hawking, either, but you can check it out for chuckles.

Yea, right. Hawking would put a cap in yo' ass.

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Fuck The Creationists

Fuck the damn creationists, those bunch of dumb-ass bitches,
every time I think of them my trigger finger itches.
They want to have their bullshit, taught in public class,
Stephen J. Gould should put his foot right up their ass.
Noah and his ark, Adam and his Eve,
straight up fairy stories even children don't believe.
I'm not saying there's no god, that's not for me to say,
all I'm saying is the Earth was not made in a day.

blakespot

I think the legendary gangsta rapper MC Hawking said it best in F*ck The Creationists

Fuck the damn creationists, those bunch of dumb-ass bitches,
every time I think of them my trigger finger itches.
They want to have their bullshit, taught in public class,
Stephen J. Gould should put his foot right up their ass.

GMD

I think the legendary gangsta rapper MC Hawking said it best in F*ck The Creationists

Fuck the damn creationists, those bunch of dumb-ass bitches,
every time I think of them my trigger finger itches.
They want to have their bullshit, taught in public class,
Stephen J. Gould should put his foot right up their ass.

GMD

There are some exceptions to this rule. Case in point the political, sexual, and philosophical undertones made by MC Hawking. It's a little dated, but this stuff is pure genius.

Entropy

e=mc^Hawking, that's for sure! :)

MC Hawking says "Don't make me get out of this chair, I'll pop you like a zit."

Creationists always try to use the second law,
to disprove evolution, but their theory has a flaw.
The second law is quite precise about where it applies,
only in a closed system must the entropy count rise.
The earth's not a closed system' it's powered by the sun,
so fuck the damn creationists, Doomsday get my gun!
That, in a nutshell, is what entropy's about,
you're now down with a discount.

"Benford and Hawking share insights on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything..."

I know it's not always easy to come up with all new topics for an interview, but I think we already know Hawking's views on the meaning of life. His philosphy is revealed fairly clearly:

"I'm just chillin' yo, no place to be.
I take another pull off my 40z.
I'm thinking about spinning a fatass tree, a B to the L to the U-N-T."

Or perhaps:
"Fuck the damn creationists I say it with authority, because kicking their punk asses be my paramount priority.
Them wackass bitches say evolution's just a theory. They best step off, them brainless fools, I'll give them cause to fear me."