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Re:Gabe and Tycho
Perhaps you trust people who make you laugh. You think to yourself "Ah... they are funny... they can't be evil, they therefore have no reason to lie to me". Not that I'm saying that they are. I just trust Piro, Dom and Sarah more
:) Possibly because they don't often push or slag off non-MT product that often. So possibly it's a case of less often is more weighted. -
Re:Real life pong
But we all know that Ping is a PS2 accessory, and isn't really real.
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Protection from evil
I thought RFID tags were supposed to protect us from evil... strange evil creatures that try to eat you... Oh, no, sorry.... think I've gone mad.
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Re:oh please no
So hopefully I can get some headphones, turn up the volume loud enough not to hear people...
No, wait. There's a much better use for headphones on airplanes. Especially when surrounded by people you hate. -
Re:LOL.
ADD, and Firefox loading Slashdot, The Register, and Megatokyo in tabs on startup.
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Re:Virtual Girlfriend is a "service"
Good point. Kind of like Japanese Dating Simulations, eh?
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Re:I wonder what this will do for anime?
Well, they're making it look like a child's drawing. Anime looks much cooler. And from how long it takes Piro to update MegaTokyo sometimes, I bet there are TONS of scenes in your typical romance/comedy which are much easier to film. Of course, they'd look different, and it'd probably be harder to go from CGI to that than from cell to CGI.
Basically, anything without supernatural elements, especially something blog-ish (like a lot of MegaTokyo) would be within reach of 3-5 hours with 2-3 people, instead of 3-5 weeks with 10-20 people. But IANAA either.
Still, I want it to look like anime, not crayon.
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MegaTokyo
I believe Fred Gallagher still has a "day job" but it would not surprise me if someday MagaToyko pays his bills (e.g. books (of MegaToyko strips), conventions (e.g. Dallas, June 2004)).
Does UF take care of Illiad? (I hope so. How many video cards is YOUR kingdom worth?)
I think the future in a lot of "IT employment" will come from the knowledge/creativity of individuals and will use IT as a tool. If you live in a small city (say 500,000) and you would like to be an "artist", your opportunities would have been very limited ten years ago but are much better now; MegaToyko and UserFriendly are two examples of opportunities (i.e. content/entertainment offered without a middleman) which were not available 10-20 years ago .
I think the "future" (a future) lies in content rather than delivery. So you are a great "flash programmer"; who cares? Do you have something worth seeing or reading? Do you have specialized knowledge? Are you a leet mathematician or chemist with something interesting to say? (Mandatory link.) (If you want to hear my talk at ANU later, there is no charge.)
Anyway, I think outsourcing is bad (e.g. call a credit card company or airline and try to get good service) but it is reality. I think content (mostly from people in the US/Canada or Europe, although there are extremely smart people everywhere) is the real opportunity. Copy Illiad or create your own path. Your content might be humor or entertainment. It might be your specialized knowledge of the XYZ industry. "We" are all over-weight; who is using the Internet and making money by poking fun at us and offering us free "health advice" (and selling books with the "health strips" strips ala UF)?
PS If I had any really good ideas, I would be working on them rather than posting here. You "guys" are the smart ones; find a niche market so you can get rich and afford a "Doom 3 computer". -
That's just great...
...now we can look forward to more Dead Piro Days...
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And now for something completely differentScrew DDR (although Stepmania is fun)...
I WANT MOSH MOSH REVOLUTION!!!
Oblig Webcomic Reference!
REVOLUTION !!!
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And now for something completely differentScrew DDR (although Stepmania is fun)...
I WANT MOSH MOSH REVOLUTION!!!
Oblig Webcomic Reference!
REVOLUTION !!!
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And now for something completely differentScrew DDR (although Stepmania is fun)...
I WANT MOSH MOSH REVOLUTION!!!
Oblig Webcomic Reference!
REVOLUTION !!!
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When Video Games Attack!
Video games should only be played by true professionals, there is just such a high level of danger involved.
Just look at this list of injuries:
dizziness, altered vision, muscle twitches, loss of awareness, disorientation, motion sickness, Eye Strain, Back Injury, Photosensitive Seizures, hand-arm vibration syndrome, blisters, friction burns, lacerations, carpal-tunnel, "Nintendo Thumb", bruises, electric shock, the many horrors of DDR, and now heart attacks.
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Oh, my!GNAA claims responsibility for eating disorder of Mary Kate Olsen
By Gary Niger
Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced that their previous kidnapping of the Olsen twins is behind the eating disorder afflicting Mary Kate Olsen today.
In a surprise announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative godspeed revealed that GNAA has known about Mary Kate's disorder for some time now, and that it was the ordeal she went through earlier that triggered it. "That skinny white girl," godspeed began. "Ever since we kidnapped her and her cracker sister, she couldn't stop eating nigger dick. After we originally injected the holy gay nigger seed into her, she just went crazy. Begged us for more all the time, wouldn't shut about about "Just needing a little more [cock.]" Shit, nigga, we GAY. Sure, we tapped that white ass to increase our numbers, but just cuz she wants it? HELL no!"
As reliable sources have reported, Mary Kate went on a binge after being released from GNAA custody. She had a group of niggers on call at all times, so she could eat a little black cock while in between takes one the set of her hit movie New York Minute. She was seen being rebuffed by R. Kelly, who in a statement to GNAA member l0de said "That bitch is WAY too old." Twin sister Ashley Olsen is reported as saying "I knew she had a problem, wanting to suck some nigger cock all the time, but whenever I tried to talk to her about it, she called me a "cracker whore" and stormed off. I mean, seriously, SHE'S the one sucking all that nigger cock, who is SHE to be calling ME a whore?"
Mary Kate is in a rehab facility in an undisclosed location, where well-qualified staff such as Ellen DeGeneres will help treat this young girl. Whether she will be able to beat this addiction to nigger cock, or relapse while seeing all those black bucks at NYU remains to be seen.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the ot -
Eat my Shaved BallsGNAA claims responsibility for eating disorder of Mary Kate Olsen
By Gary Niger
Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced that their previous kidnapping of the Olsen twins is behind the eating disorder afflicting Mary Kate Olsen today.
In a surprise announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative godspeed revealed that GNAA has known about Mary Kate's disorder for some time now, and that it was the ordeal she went through earlier that triggered it. "That skinny white girl," godspeed began. "Ever since we kidnapped her and her cracker sister, she couldn't stop eating nigger dick. After we originally injected the holy gay nigger seed into her, she just went crazy. Begged us for more all the time, wouldn't shut about about "Just needing a little more [cock.]" Shit, nigga, we GAY. Sure, we tapped that white ass to increase our numbers, but just cuz she wants it? HELL no!"
As reliable sources have reported, Mary Kate went on a binge after being released from GNAA custody. She had a group of niggers on call at all times, so she could eat a little black cock while in between takes one the set of her hit movie New York Minute. She was seen being rebuffed by R. Kelly, who in a statement to GNAA member l0de said "That bitch is WAY too old." Twin sister Ashley Olsen is reported as saying "I knew she had a problem, wanting to suck some nigger cock all the time, but whenever I tried to talk to her about it, she called me a "cracker whore" and stormed off. I mean, seriously, SHE'S the one sucking all that nigger cock, who is SHE to be calling ME a whore?"
Mary Kate is in a rehab facility in an undisclosed location, where well-qualified staff such as Ellen DeGeneres will help treat this young girl. Whether she will be able to beat this addiction to nigger cock, or relapse while seeing all those black bucks at NYU remains to be seen.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the ot -
GNAA Responisble for Mary Kate Olsen Eating IssuesGNAA Press release:
GNAA claims responsibility for eating disorder of Mary Kate Olsen
By Gary Niger
Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced that their previous kidnapping of the Olsen twins is behind the eating disorder afflicting Mary Kate Olsen today.
In a surprise announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative godspeed revealed that GNAA has known about Mary Kate's disorder for some time now, and that it was the ordeal she went through earlier that triggered it.
"That skinny white girl," godspeed began. "Ever since we kidnapper her and her cracker sister, she couldn't stop eating nigger dick. After we originally injected the holy gay nigger seed into her, she just went crazy. Begged us for more all the time, wouldn't shut about about "Just needing a little more [cock.]" Shit, nigga, we GAY. Sure, we tapped that white ass to increase our numbers, but just cuz she wants it? HELL no!"
As reliable sources have reported, Mary Kate went on a binge after being released from GNAA custody. She had a group of niggers on call at all times, so she could eat a little black cock while in between takes one the set of her hit movie New York Minute. She was seen being rebuffed by R. Kelly, who in a statement to GNAA member l0de said "That bitch is WAY too old." Twin sister Ashley Olsen is reported as saying "I knew she had a problem, wanting to suck some nigger cock all the time, but whenever I tried to talk to her about it, she called me a "cracker whore" and stormed off. I mean, seriously, SHE'S the one sucking all that nigger cock, who is SHE to be calling ME a whore?"
Mary Kate is in a rehab facility in an undisclosed location, where well-qualified staff such as Ellen DeGeneres will help treat this young girl. Whether she will be able to beat this addiction to nigger cock, or relapse while seeing all those black bucks at NYU remains to be seen.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
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Megatokyo!
I read MegaTokyo, but some people might not think that counts...
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Life imitating art again?
This is just like this issue of.
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Re:Music is just the beginningI have a 512MB card in my T|T
Wow - media ready mammaries! Reminds me of a certain Playstation 2 Accessory. (Sorry - no link right to Ping...)
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"He can play using his tongue. Amazing"
Heh. Reminded my of this strip.
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Re:abolition of laws
You have some good points, but I feel you're not fully exploring the world you imagine. In this world, the pop star wouldn't be able to make millions singing someone's song without permission - their album would be freely copyable too.
Having said this, I'm not sure abolition of copyright is entirely the way forward - I think supporting people who do something genuinely creative enriches us all.
However, I would say that there is evidence to show that the illegal-downloaders aren't really denting the market that much. The only people who compete on the same playing field as the original publishers of the music are the commercial pirates. My solution? Keep copyright but restrict it to commercial reproduction (if you're giving it away free then it's legal). Keep patents (and possibly even software patents) but make it illegal to submit blatantly obvious claims - if you ask for a patent on electronic shopping baskets you deserve to be litigated into the ground. Does anyone else have thoughts on the optimum balance? -
You forgot the link
Side note. man people predict passive entry will replace key-less entry within 10 years. if this is the case and were all walking around with RFID keys to our cars, privacy concerns could go up quite a bit.
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Re:Wish I could go
But i was laid off six months ago. Not only would i have to come up with about $300 bucks for the registration cost, in order to meet their requirements for entry i would also have to pretend to still be employed by my ex-company and hope they didn't check up on it.
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Re:like what?
Providing any of these folks resurrect their accounts:
Kim Justice (wrote Megatokyo-inspired songs).
Rick Richards (audio available here).
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That's nothing...
Today's MegaTokyo's got SCO, the RIAA, Gator/Claria, RFID and Microsoft, all in one image!
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Re:Giant robot involved?
Don't forget the monsters! Rent-A-Zilla!
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Re:Don't forget these resources
I think you're probably talking about one of the early Megatokyo strips:
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Re:I have x start pages
I too use firefox to load up six different pages. Just scroll through to visit all my standard pages every morning:
Pooch Cafe Get Fuzzy Sluggy Freelance Megatokyo User Friendly Slashdot BYU
Then I usually go to cnn, nytimes, bbc, and deseret morning news for the second set of tabs. I love firefox -
D4 P41|\| !!!
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Re:Quote
For reference, this seems to be a quote from Rodney Caston, also known as "Largo" from Megatokyo, although he hasn't actually worked on the comic in ages. He said it in his rant for Episode 33.
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Re:Apple should recall them
Have you been reading Megatokyo lately?. In this rant Piro talks about Seraphim's iPod backlight failing and his frustrations with Apple Care.
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Re:Rumors
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Re:Rumors
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Re:Crying shame
That actually depresses me a bit, as I had bought some music off of mp3.com when it was around (believe it or not: the Megatokyo soundtrack. Yeah, I'm a geek.).
Woah.
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Re:Space considerations
I guess the closest a lot of Americans have come to seeing a real Japanese apartment would be Piro's Japanese friend (can't recall the name offhand) in the early days of MegaTokyo, where it was covered all over with magazines and the floor doubled as a table and a bed.
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Just maybe...
I should learn more Japanese than "Dozo, ichi biru! Hai! Domo arigato" and the names of assorted foodstuffs. Even Largo knows more than that, wakarimasu ka?
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Sounds Like
Next thing you know they'll make the robots female. and hot. and program them to be interactive dating simulations... ph34r the cute ones...
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l33t gamers and dating sims...
This is what happens when you put l33t gamers in front of a dating sim.
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Just in case
In case of slashdoting here is a still of the John Romero interview.
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Karma whore? Me?
My other post here says why I think Gamespy's assessment of dating sims is [censored], so here are some links for anyone who wants to find out about them from people who don't think they're only for the terminally weird:
The ren'ai games mailing list.
You already read Megatokyo, right? Check the forums: the "dating sims" forum there includes plenty of information, as well as a FAQ which covers the subject in some depth. -
Karma whore? Me?
My other post here says why I think Gamespy's assessment of dating sims is [censored], so here are some links for anyone who wants to find out about them from people who don't think they're only for the terminally weird:
The ren'ai games mailing list.
You already read Megatokyo, right? Check the forums: the "dating sims" forum there includes plenty of information, as well as a FAQ which covers the subject in some depth. -
Comics that are better than UF
... because, honestly, there aren't that many goood cartoons out there, maybe a handful, and Illiad is still in the top 10 tech comics, IMHO.I used to think User Friendly was pretty good, but then either it's quality deteriorated, or i found other, better comics to put it in perspective.
Here's a list of (some of) the comics that in my opinion are better than User Friendly. As usual, your opinion may differ and your mileage may vary.
Adventurers! the best of the CRPG comics.
Dragon Tails comic about strange geeky dragons and a squirrel or two. (Has jokes that cover all kinds of geekery, not just the tech variety) The Wings of ChangeFantasy comic about a dragon, a girl with wings, and a group of pixie children
The Devil's Panties "Real Life" type comic about a female protagonist and a couple of her friends. Frequently touches on goth and comic geekdom, and there's a side comic about LARPs.
Sparkling Generation Valkyrie YuukiA manga style take-off on the "pretty-girl" anime genre. Has some Ranma-esque gender-bending themes if that disturbs you.
Freefall Science fiction comic, primarily focused on an kleptomaniac alien scavenger, a friendly but somewhat dim robot, and a genetically engineered anthropomorphic female wolf.
Ozy and Millie One of those comics with a world (mostly) like ours but filled with anthropomorphic animals. Frequently philisophical or political.
Something Positive "Real life" type comic with a very twisted and sometimes sick sense of humor.
Venus Envy A comic about highschool aged MtF transgendered person dealing with all the issues you'd expect such a person to be dealing with. Obviously lots of gender-bending issues.
8-bit Theater tied for second best CRPG comic.
RPG World the other tied for second best CRPG comic.
Anti-here for Hire by the author of Adventurers! Same style mostly, but with a comic-book superhero theme.
Megatokyo some people love the comic, some people can't stand it. The art is certainly pretty though in either case.
Penny Arcade people talk about it enough on Slashdot (including several mentions in this thread) that i'm not going to even bother describing it.Okay, I'm tired of making descriptions, so some other good comics that didn't make it into the top tier (but still better than User Friendly IMHO) if you feel like looking around, PvP, Ctrl-Alt-Del, Saturnalia. The Life of Riley, No Need for Bushido
And last (just because everyone here has probably heard of it already) Sluggy, which has had its unfunny moments, but unlike User Friendly has managed to pull out of those slumps and return to its former heights every time (so far)
There's also a large set of comics that i only check every couple of weeks because they don't updated more than once a week, but are still worth taking the time to check. However i'm going to just stick to my daily list at the moment.
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Re:Yes, yes. What of it?
I mean, maybe I'm just "debating benchmarks" here, but how do you pull the above statement out of the linked article?
How indeed? By copying the complete first paragraph of the linked article. The quote you criticise is right there in the article. The author promised to publish more test results in the near future. Kind of a sleazy tactic (and a guaranteed second
/. frontpage). I don't disagree with your criticism of the article, but the submitter did not pull anything out of thin air and might not have a special agenda.Best webcomic ever. Read it and love it.
You seem to have confused "best" with "worst". Maybe I should re-read your post considering this new information.
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Steve 'Largo' Jobs: P0WNZ3D.
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Ok, this is important...
Disregard the first post...
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Ok, this is important...
Disregard the first post...
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Re:Good point
The comic book store is another story. While for the average comic book reader, the comic book store is part of the experience, I think a lot of people are afraid of comic book stores.
True enough. That's because some comic book stores suck. There are also excellent comic book stores where the staff are professional and friendly, the "heroically proportioned" comics aren't shoved in your face, and the "weird" comics that will creep many people out are a bit out of the way. If you're in Madison, Wisconsin Capital City Comics is great. It's comfortable enough that my mom shops there (she's not a comic book geek, or really much of a geek at all, but she discovered that she enjoys the Star Wars comics).
If your local comic book store sucks, see what you can do to improve it. At the very least let the owner know that you think his antics are harming his reputation. If that doesn't work, look for another store within your shopping radius. In the worst case, move to strictly mail order (if you need unusual stuff, many local stores like Capital City Comics will ship just about anywhere). As long as you keep going you're saying that the behavior you're seeing is acceptable.
I think the web (as I posted below) is most suited to strip comics. Not graphic novels or comic books. But collecting, I agree, is a huge deal to many comic book collectors. There is no value in an "issue 1" of a website comic, if it's been blasted all over the web.
Comic book collectors? I think you mean "speculators," the idiots responsible for the comic industry bubble and crash in the 90s. The majority of the "value" that they created existed only from the price inflation, the original publisher saw little to nothing of it.
The core of the industry's customers remain people who just want to read good stuff. We buy it so we can re-read it later and share it with others. We re-purchase collections of comics we already have so we have an easier to store and share copy. I eagerly collect print versions of web comics I love. (This isn't a new idea, print collections of newspaper comics also sell very well, in many cases better than traditional comic books.) The lack of rareness will do minimal damage to the value.
As for not being suitable for comic books, that perception is changing. One of the most popular comics, Megatokyo is pushing the edges of a strip comic. At his current rate (about 10 pages a month), he's publishing the equivalent of a 20 page black and white comic every two months, a respectible rate for an independent comic. He's just chosen to release it page by page every few days instead of in comic sized chunks every two months.
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Re:Some Fun Game Related Comics
He forgot someone else too. You just made Junpei mad. Angry Ninjas are not good for your health.
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Re:Lest we forget?
Megatokyo.com Machall.com
lest we forget how to use the <A> tag:
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Re:Some Fun Game Related Comics
As additions, I'd like to add Megatokyo, RPGworld Comic and 8-bit Theater. Also, I'd like to comment on Real Life Comics that it's cute, at times. Whenever the guy is completely obsessed with something painfully irrelevant to his readers and he continues to post shitty strips about it for weeks after, it's not cute. Really, I quit reading it after reading on and on for about three weeks about the guy whining about losing something irrelevant in a MMORPG and the fact he got a net girlfriend.