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Oh I know this one! (Satire coming!)

http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/ninja2.htm

Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Therefore:
1. All mammals are Ninjas and Homo Sapiens are a subset of mammals
2. The purpose of Ninjas is to flip out and kill people
3. Therefore all homo sapiens are murderers that flip out and kill people!

...REAL Ultimate Power!

Obviously the Power Meals are loaded with Real Ultimate Power, like what Ninjas have. http://www.realultimatepower.net/

You know Ninjas, that flip out and kill people without warning. Obviously the Power Meal was demonstrating its Real Ultimate Power.

Are you the one on the right, or the cool one?

i would never have known that ninjas are mammals

http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/ninja2.htm

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

Pirates are only in the news because they're sloppy. Ninjas would have killed whoever found out before they found out then covered up their tracks. You obviously don't know anything about ninjas, you should go do some learnin' before you anger a ninja, I suggest here (realultimatepower.net) to get the real deal.

"to focus like lasers"

Is it just me, or does anyone else think a really smart 12 year old wrote this summary? I have the flu and feel kinda messed up so I might not be thinking clearly but... this just sounds like something from realultimatepower. Right? Somebody set me straight!!

http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/ninja2.htm

Now in the Military Edition! See our other product, Ninja.

Sincerely,

Nature Enterprises.

Which is to say, will fail in the marketplace just "like Linux". iPhone/Android pale in comparsion to REAL SDK power; they are toys compared to WinMob !! Play in your sandboxes and your web browsers - we who like REAL POWER are out of the first grade a long, long time ago.

Is that similar to real ultimate power?

Now you've done it! Keep a lookout for his friends.

Rigging an election? Now that's Real Ultimate Power!!!

I want to learn how to master kung-fu in a day, and fly a helicopter in a few seconds. That's real power.

That's nothing. Now if you could learn how to be a ninja in a day, that's what I'd call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ninjas DO have their interest protected and they ARE better than pirates

The purpose of the appendix is to flip out and kill people.

Obscure reference, but couldn't resist.

Rofl.

http://www.realultimatepower.net/ for those who don't know where all that information is from.

Hilarious, as well as all the spin-off videos based on it.

~Jarik

Your mom needs you to take the trash out.

Ultimate Ninja!!! Ninja's RULE !!! http://www.realultimatepower.net/

A ninja couldn't beat a kung-fu monk? Highly unlikely.

I would de-rez myself if they cast The Rock. I could think of no more appropriate time to commit seppuku ninja style with a disc!

Reminds me of this ninja sight I came across a long time ago ( http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm ). That guy had a corresponding sight for hippos I think that said the same thing except with Ninjas replaced by hippos.

Funny, but I assume you do know what I was referencing?

Here's a quick scene from the game, as quoted from this source:

A ninja is sleeping at his house. Some idiot walks by singing a super annoying song. Then the ninja wakes up super pissed and ready to rock. The guy just keeps walking and singing, while the ninja starts cutting down a building. When the guy walks by the building, it falls on him. (When the building is falling, a guitar will be wailing hard in the background.) There will be a close up of the dude's feet sticking out from under the building. The feet explode all over the place, because of blood pressure. Then we see that the ninja was playing the guitar. Then all these babes start coming out of nowhere and the ninja starts wailing ever harder (if that's even possible). Then the camera starts fading out and then explodes.

Well of course, all you ever need to know about ninjas is right here.

Because ALL governments who had no real accountability and ultimate power were despot regimes

Although the rest of your post is cogent and well argued, I'm afraid I have to take issue with this statment. You are sadly mistaken if you
think despot regimes hold ultimate power. It has been well established that real ultimate power is
reserved strictly for ninjas.

Ever since pirates were found to be way cooler than ninjas.Dude, Ninjas are the ones who have the real ultimate power!

A ninja!

If anybody didn't catch the reference, it's referring to Real Ultimate Power.

It is clear to see where Microsoft is heading with this and it is interesting to put it in terms that most people would find clearly unacceptable. You state that WGA is optional. At the moment that is true. At the moment the parallel would be that the renter would not get repairs and improvements otherwise afforded to those who capitulate to ongoing surveillance. Would you rent a house under those terms?

You probably would as I suspect your on Microsofts payroll as a paid Slashdot troll. Perhaps not full time since there are many Microsoft centric Wikipedia articles needing constant ... err ....revision.

As to the anonymous coward quip; your hiding behind a screen name that goes exactly nowhere. Your nothing but an Anonymous Coward with a mod point to reward yourself when posting. Ooooooooo Impressive! You have a screen name on SlashDot! Unfortunately for you, all your posting has resulted in exactly one additional mod point ever. Let me guess, Mom? Or your boss over at the Microsoft spin tank as a little dog biscuit of a reward to go with your "E" for effort sticker and the requisite pat on the head. Try not to wet your underoo's.

The funny part is that your the only one who found it necessary to regurgitate the obvious. So yes little Mister Mijion of Slashdot screen name fame. WGA is presently optional. Thank you for pointing that out. I'm sure this clears up a great deal of confusion. Couldn't have done it without you and all that. The world could use a few more deep thinkers such as yourself since your post history pretty much solidifies your standing in relation to Slashdot's elite.

Listen, your a mammal right? Whenever your not being like totally sweet, you like to flip out and kill Slashdot postings right? I mean that's what you do right. Duddly? What with you having the real ultimate power of human intellect! Ok, here is another posting you can scutinize, lambast and skewer. Link

Heheh ... I've a feeling that passing this on to you is more effective than emailing Microsoft directly. Probably faster too.

Shill.

For those who didn't get the reference: http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

The next logical step would be to COMBINE guitar playing and ninjas, for Real Ultimate Power!

wrong ninja page: link

but ask a ninja is pwnage too. "his name is ROGER and he hates your guts, buddy!"

You're thinking of Hollywood ninjas.

No, he's thinking of this website....particularly "fact" #3:

http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/ninja2.htm

Do we really want somebody with this kind of power making our games?

Actually in modern times seppuku is performed with a frisbee

dmorelli on these-jokes-never-get-old

I can only paraphrase the Official Ninja Homepage website to say...

I think I will love the new Nintendo box with all of my body (including my wii wii).

Dang it. What I meant was, With a frisbee?

I think my only option is to commit seppuku at this point.

With a frisbee?

Ninja!

That's why ninjas are the ultimate paradox; on the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.

oh, that's why you copied your comment from here and didn't give proper credit?

"I think it's pathetic," Hatsumi says of the ninja's modern image.

Yeah, because every ninja dreams of jumping up out of the dumpster behind the fast food joint they work at & making a big "L" sign with their hand.
http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/kidgarbage. jpg

Look at the quotes in the article, it's meaningless blabber.

. . . about Real Ultimate Power?

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

Just go and read. Or someone will flip out.

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

pfff, that's no big deal. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. The purpose of modders is to flip out and kill people. They don't even think twice about it! And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!

real ultimte power!

ninja-pirate pump-up

Ninja are way better than Pirates...

real ultimte power!

ninja-pirate pump-up

Ninja are way better than Pirates...

My vote would be for Robert Hamburger's noted ninja site. The Real Ultimate Power book brought this to the public's attention years after it ceased to be funny to Internet cognoscenti.

http://www.realultimatepower.net/ is a great source for information also, I really like the livedocs and forums available at macromedia.com for coldfusion/SQL programming