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I'm not scared I'm an official Ninja

Now a Giant Ninja Robot...that's something I'd be scared of.

After all... The goal of the Ninja is to be able to aquire information undetected.

NO. The real purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Ninjas vs Pirates

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

If Maddox really has a fetish for pirates, that website would make his head explode.

Then out of nowhere there was a small sound of a guitar wailing really really hard behind the hills. The wailing started getting louder and louder and louder. Then out of nowhere there was this one sweet ass ninja standing on top of a huge hill. Everybody was like "Woooooooooooow!" He was wearing all black and he had this jet red guitar in his hands. Then smoke smoked over the hills like trains. But the smoke was ninjas. And the pirates saw about a billion ninjas with guitars standing on top this his huge hill. And they started to wail...

According to this report the pirates would have loved it. Ninjas continue to be the most effective counter measure against pirates.

Nice adaptation. Just how much awesomer would robot ninjas or ninja robots be!?

If your totally going to template this from that humorous ninja site, make a reference. http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

It is the kind thing to do.
Unless of course you are the author of that site.

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

Sounded awfully familiar.

It looks like you haven't seen what this joke is about.

Are the mods on crack? This is no laughing matter! Ninjas should not be taken lightly.

It could be both! Or maybe neither and my alternative counter-theory that it is due to the decline of ninjas that is at fault.

Hilarious. If only I had mod points to spare right now. For those of you who don't get the joke, I suggest you take a look at the following website and get a life before a ninja comes and chops your head off! http://www.realultimatepower.net/

Unless, of course these were Ninja seals, which would flip out and kill predators! Ninjas are mammels, after all, so it stands to reason that mammels are Ninjas!

... they staffed the post with a pirate's mortal enemy: a ninja.

Real Ultimate Power was almost in the "All Your Base" class. I'm amazed it wasn't up in the top 10, and it certainly qualified as more of a fad than Friendster, which is more like a permanent fixture (among 12-year-old Asian girls, that is).

Real Ultimate Power was cool, and yes, by cool I mean totally sweet.

Real Ultimate Power! The sweet "ninja" website, which is bragable.
http://www.realultimatepower.net/

I think realultimatepower.net deserves a place...then again, maybe not, because I still find it hilarious every time I look at it, and the article seems to focus on stuff that had one huge "wave" and then disappeared to the depths of annoyance.

Don't forget...The Oficial Ninja Webpage: REAL Ultimate Power!

Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.


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Google Earth is very worth checking out. Plus Google is just cool.

Awesome comment. I presume by cool, you mean totally sweet. But.. Does Google flip out and kill people?

;-)

2 Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Actually, it's realultimatepower.net, not .com

Who moderated that funny?

I was searching for a way of calling the original Dr. Byeon Jae-jeong quote 'paranoid ravings'. You did it so much better.

Who moderated that funny?

I was searching for a way of calling the original Dr. Byeon Jae-jeong quote 'paranoid ravings'. You did it so much better.

Who moderated that funny?

I was searching for a way of calling the original Dr. Byeon Jae-jeong quote 'paranoid ravings'. You did it so much better.

Who moderated that funny?

I was searching for a way of calling the original Dr. Byeon Jae-jeong quote 'paranoid ravings'. You did it so much better.

...unlimited energy , accelerate crop growth, desalinize and purify drinking water, obtain health benefits and provide air conditioning...

Now that's what I call REAL UTLIMATE POWER!!!!

...Somewhere a ninja totally wails on a guitar...

.. that the iPod is also a choking hazard if you attempt to swallow it.

Heheh. This reminds me of seppuku with a frisbie.

ultimatewswordofpower or.. sword of realultimatepower?

Credit due to realultimatepower.net.

One word for you.

Seppuku

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How can you say that?! Ninjas are so sweet that I want to crap my pants!!!

Ninja power!

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

Erm, no....
Ninjas are Real Ultimate Power!!!!!

That site at donderevo.com appears to be to robots what Real Ultimate Power is to ninjas.

I was waiting to get to the part where the robots flip out and kill people. I was also definitely pumped.

You're just jealous that ninjas have real ultimate power.

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

I think you're forgetting about ninjas!

With all due respect to that guy (and his poor family), this guy knows a little bit more about ninjas.

...you may want to click this way (and watch out for the embedded background MIDI)

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index3.htm

...unending streams of paedophilic tentacle rape comics...

There's a good reason for this. Japanese law (Written by USA, mind you) bans "indecent content", specifying pubic hair and the sexual organs in print. Thus, literature seems pedophilic because there are no pubes, making the chicks/boys appear younger. Also, the tentacles are that way because they, uhm, are phalluses. Wikipedia would elaborate for you, I won't. (This is all from memory anyways, vague ones)

Ah, yes, now I see! That explains it perfectly. By creating anti-obscenity laws the NATURAL REACTION was to make pedo-tenticle porn. Say, are you one of those people who gets pissed off by This?

and expensive robots to keep its elderly people sane.

Fuck, at least Japan is trying to do something about it, instead of letting the people who built the country from barely anything to an economic superpower rot in some retirement home alone, like a major country with some states that are united.

Now don't get all on the US of A about that! Why just yesterday I was driving by a big apartment building with a sign on it: "Senior Rentals: 1-800-555-1234" OK, I'm making up the phone number b/c I don't remember it but it's really there. So don't worry about our seniors! We're keeping them fit and mentally agile by renting them out! The only thing I'm not sure about is what you would rent a senior for. It's not like they could do work for you around the house. What if they break a hip? Hey! If they break a hip while you've got 'em do you get a new one? Or maybe do you get your rental for free? That could create a potential for abuse, however:

Senior: Well, I've painted the house, and the wood is chopped. Anything else, whippersnapper?
30-something: No, I think you've got everything and... HEY! What's that over there?!
Senior: Wha-? Where?
*CRACK*
Senior: OWWWW! MY HIP!
30-something: 'Nother free rental. Heh heh.

Senior: Hey, you whippersnapper! I can't believe you'd write something like this. This post is terrible and mean spirited!
30-something: Yeah, well, So is what the cost of social security is doing to this country.
Senior: Don't you start on social security! I paid into social security for 52 years, for a grand total of $12,532 dollars! And I have a right to that money! My medicine costs $6,000 dollars a year! If I were a younger man I'd take you over my knee and-

*CRACK*

Senior: OWWWWW MY HIP!

Now that is what I call Real Ultimate Power!

Coaster Rangers, those mighty table-protectin' coaster ray-ain-gers. Come on, you know the AOL buddy is really the Yellow Ranger. Wow, AOL might be trying to gain Real Power, since they are becoming more like space Ninjas and all with the four forming parts.

The endgame comes when you complete all the goals the game has set for you over a series of chapters, and you gain Real Ultimate Power(tm).

I gain the power of ninjas? That's so cool I just punched myself in the face!

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

Arch-villians are cool, and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Don't forget frizbee seppuku!

dunno, but it's a c00l way to have Teh R34l Ult1m4t3 P0w3r.

ACTUALLY... according to THE formost authority on the subject (http://www.realultimatepower.net/index3.htm) the plural for 'Ninja' IS 'Ninjas'

Well that's it. There's no way I'm going to even THINK about Halo 2 if the MS Ninjas are on the case. Everyone knows that ninjas are the real ultimate power. See Ninjas: http://www.realultimatepower.net/index3.htm

Ninjas? Was this written by an 8 year old?

http://www.realultimatepower.net