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Finally, A Solution To The DMCA

morcego writes: "Well, finally someone came up with a solution to the DMCA problem. You can read it on the archive of the Humorix list." Well, combine this with my ULC Reverendship, and we're well underway *grin*.

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  1. DMCA by SpanishInquisition · · Score: 0

    If we destroy it, I hope nobody will keep a backup copy.

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  2. Freedom of Religion? by Kenyaman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Freedom of Religion? How 'bout Freedom of Speech? We've already eroded freedom of religion to the point that kids have to fight hard to convince their school administrations to allow Bible clubs, even though such groups are explicitly legal. Oh well. :)

    1. Re:Freedom of Religion? by hey! · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The arguments aren't whether kids are allowed to form Bible clubs, but whether allowing the clubs to use school property constitutes state support of religion. My own view is that it does not, but reasonable people may differ on this point.

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    2. Re:Freedom of Religion? by kootch · · Score: 1

      but that goes further because it's not just using school property, but using school resources (electricity and such)...

      but also taking time out of the day in support of these activities

    3. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Oztun · · Score: 1, Troll

      I pay school tax and I fail to see why your kids should use the school or its resources for your bible club. Couldn't your kids tell their friends to meet at your house/church and you can sponsor this activity? Not trying to flame you I just don't see your point here.

    4. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Kenyaman · · Score: 1

      As does the chess club, the drama club, and so on. We had an incident around here where a school principal threatened to suspend any students caught praying around the flagpole for "Meet You at the Pole," apparantly because students praying at their school flagpole was inherently damaging to student morale.

      What part of this is unclear? Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

    5. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Dlugar · · Score: 1

      I pay school tax and I fail to see why your kids should use the school or its resources for your [chess] club. Couldn't your kids tell their friends to meet at your house/church and you can sponsor this activity?

      (There are some good arguments against having "bible clubs" at school--this isn't one of them.)

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    6. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Kenyaman · · Score: 1

      Because my kids are members of society. Just because I have no interest in chess doesn't mean my taxes shouldn't support the chess club. There's also no reason that you couldn't have a Jewish club, and a Muslim club, etc.

      If I were a conciencous objector, my taxes would still support a military. Merely paying taxes doesn't affect anything else.

    7. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      We had a group that did this in the morning before school, every other day, while we played hackey sack in the same courtyard. They never bothered anyone, and never had anything said to them about it. Of course I do live in the south, so I guess that the administration could choose too "overlook" some of the stuff that was going on if they felt like it...

      Jaysyn

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      There is a war going on for your mind.
    8. Re:Freedom of Religion? by elmegil · · Score: 1

      So then allowing gay student groups on school property is state support of gays? I don't think such things are wrong, but it's ridiculous to say that any student organization is implicitly state sponsored. Bible clubs and gay clubs should all be allowed, as long as they aren't beating each other up.

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    9. Re:Freedom of Religion? by VivianC · · Score: 3, Offtopic

      Ah, but you see, the bible club parents pay the same school taxes that you do. You can't discriminate against clubs with a religous message solely on that ground. That would be the state forbidding the practice of religon and that is unconstitutional.

      I still want someone to show me where the constitution says there should be a separation between the church and state. Try and find it. I see where it says that the government can't establish an official religon or require yor membership for citizenship.

      Keep in mind that the constitution was written to be understood by common people in the 1700's. If it doesn't come right out and say something, it isn't in there.

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    10. Re:Freedom of Religion? by mshomphe · · Score: 1

      The problem with Bible clubs is not whether they can be held at the school (singling out a group for exclusion, esp. a religious one violates the First Amendment), nor whether the students can form these clubs (the courts have consistantly ruled that students have a right to express religious beliefs in school). The problem is that these clubs require teacher sponsors, and that's the barrier between church and state. A teacher in a public school is an agent of the government and can neither encourage or deny any religion. It gets really messy because if you are a student in Mrs. Christian's class, and Mrs. Christian hosts a school-sponsored Bible study, you may think that you need to attend the Bible study group in order to get a good grade. Coersion by the government. That's the mess that the Founding Fathers wanted to avoid (they were all Deists, by the way, not avidly religious guys).

      Everyone overreacts to these Church/State issues. It's so darn messy. Basically any government entity has to step back and let everyone else speak, and make sure everyone has an equal voice. It's not easy to be the government in that situation, especially if you have your own strong set of beliefs.

      Check out Americans United for Seperation of Church and State. They're good people.

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    11. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      We had an incident around here where a school principal threatened to suspend any students caught praying...

      What part of this is unclear? Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion...

      Of course, your local school principal is probably not a member of Congress. I certainly don't think students should be suspended for prayer, but the constitutional argument doesn't hold a lot of water if you're not dealing with the federal government.

    12. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Satanism, Wicca, and others are also religions. It's much easier to draw the line and say no religion in schools then it is to try and allow only the "good" ones. Especially since people's definition of "good religion" varies greatly.

    13. Re:Freedom of Religion? by mshomphe · · Score: 1
      I see that you are a strict constructionist. There are two established ways of view the Constiuttion: (1) by the letter (as you advise) or (2) by the spirit (as I would advise). The Constitution says:
      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof;

      This has been read to say that the government can neither endorse nor prohibit religion. This has been read to say (reasonably, iun my estimation), that the government can't get involved in religious matters.


      It is a longstanding tradition to interpret the meaning of the Constitution. This is what makes it great; it is a living document that is adaptable to our modern society. It was not written and then abandoned.

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    14. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Yogger · · Score: 1

      I still want someone to show me where the constitution says there should be a separation between the church and state. Try and find it. I see where it says that the government can't establish an official religon or require yor membership for citizenship.

      Its not in the explicitly (but a lot of things aren't), although writings from Jefferson use the seperation bit. I don't remeber the exact quote though, so I won't make an attempt at it.

      I'll look it up when I get home. I got a nice book called "Why the religious right is wrong about the seperation of church and state" that has a lot of arguements about it.

    15. Re:Freedom of Religion? by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Well there is plenty of case law that states that "congress" should be interpreted as "government."

      Times have changed, intent should not.

    16. Re:Freedom of Religion? by jmauro · · Score: 2

      Are you interested in privacy as well? Because according to your interpretation there is no guarentee that you'll have any privacy what so ever. It isn't in the constitution, so why would you expect it? The government can track your movement, everything you do and it will all be cool. No protections what so ever! Yea!

      There are a good deal of rights, not in the Constitution. It was never intended to be static, and they we're interpreting it from the begining. Things like overturning a law on Constitutional grounds was just completely made up. Don't be so strict, you'll really lose a lot of your freedoms.

    17. Re:Freedom of Religion? by flatrock · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The second ammendmnet to the US consittution:
      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

      If the school allows other clubs, then they should allow bible clubs equal access. Otherwise they are prohibiting the free exercise of religion, abridging those student's right to free speech, and preventing them from peaceably assembling on property that is available to others.

    18. Re:Freedom of Religion? by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      Because even if the club didn't exist, the fixed costs of operating the school would be the same. The room still needs heated/cooled. The janitors still need to clean. Someone from administration still needs to be in the building for other non-secular activities. Clubs like this are not usually paid positions for faculty to sponsor them.

      The university I attend recently had a large fiasco about staging a play called Corpus Christi. The just of the arguing was that it was state sponsorship of an attact on Christianity since the main character was a gay male who drank and swore. (Read more about it here). It eventually went to court since the university was paying a trivial amount for the utilities. It was something like 25 dollars per show. Although it is still in appeal, the initial judge and 3-member appeals court ruled in favor of the school. One of the reasons being the costs were fixed no matter what type of production was being produced.

      Besides, you have no direct evidence that the club would cost the school anything. The supreme court has ruled that a school CAN be a site for worship or activities, it just can not descriminate against any group that also wishes to use the facility. Gideons often are on campus handing out little copies of the New Testiment. They are using campus parking spaces, campus roads, campus sidewalks, maybe even campus restrooms, water, and electricity. The school has no problems with them.

      I know around my neck of the wookds, some school cafeterias are used on Sunday mornings as a makeshift sanctuary. As long as the church pays the fees, it can use the church.

    19. Re:Freedom of Religion? by CrackElf · · Score: 2

      "the same school taxes that you do"

      And I feel that the use of any communal money should be agreed upon by all involved. Those that want to create special groups outside of the goverment (such as churches) are welcome to do so. Is it not enough that churches get a tax free status? Do you really think that everyone 'wants' to be involved in your religion? Do you feel that your religion is so special that others must be subjected to it and pay for it? I am sorry, but that is just on fair.

      The fact is that there are many different religions and, in fact, some of us are pretty a-religious, non-religious, or even anti-religious. Thus putting one ahead of the others is discrimination and favoritism. That is why there is such a back lash against it. I am suprised that you can actually claim that there is a valid reason for it to be otherwise.
      -CrackElf

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      "Blake is an idealist, Jenna. He cannot afford to think." - Kerr Avon, Star One, Blakes 7
    20. Re:Freedom of Religion? by NecroPuppy · · Score: 1

      This has been read to say that the government can neither endorse nor prohibit religion. This has been read to say (reasonably, in my estimation), that the government can't get involved in religious matters.

      But Congress, and other branches, have for years involved themselves in religion. The Native American Church fought for years, and finally won the right to use peyote in their sacriments.

      The issue of whether or not members of the Santeria faith can sacrifice animals went all the way to the Supreme court. It ruled that the animals could be sacrificed, but that specific anti-cruelty laws could still apply.

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    21. Re:Freedom of Religion? by kilgore_47 · · Score: 1

      (There are some good arguments against having "bible clubs" at school--this isn't one of them.)

      So, rather than counter his point you just say his "argument isn't good"? You're one to talk!

      ok, mod this Troll -1 asap.
      bastard moderators from hell.

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    22. Re:Freedom of Religion? by digitalboi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Foolish me, but i thought the Second Amendment of the US Constitution pertained to the Right to Keep and Bear Arms.

    23. Re:Freedom of Religion? by DA_MAN_DA_MYTH · · Score: 1

      Isn't that the first admendment?

      I think the second admendment says something about being able to bear large hand cannons or something like that...

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    24. Re:Freedom of Religion? by bnenning · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Because according to your interpretation there is no guarentee that you'll have any privacy what so ever. It isn't in the constitution, so why would you expect it?


      Because the Constitution does not grant rights. Instead, it enumerates the specific powers of the government. In theory, the government can exercise only those powers specifically named in the Constitution; all others are delegated to the states or the people. Of course this has not been the case for some time now.


      Don't be so strict, you'll really lose a lot of your freedoms.


      I'd argue that the "living document" view of the Constitution is responsible for far more damage to our freedoms. Look at how many laws and regulations have been passed using a bogus interpretation of the interstate commerce clause. Or consider the war on drugs; alcohol Prohibition correctly required a Constitutional amendment, yet somehow the federal government just asserted that it can throw people in prison for smoking pot.

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    25. Re:Freedom of Religion? by cyberdonny · · Score: 2
      > Do you really think that everyone 'wants' to be involved in your religion? Do you feel that your religion is so special that others must be subjected to it and pay for it? I am sorry, but that is just on fair.

      The same thing could be said about just any (school sponsored) club. Do you really think that everyone enjoys playing chess? Using linux? Playing football? But we wouldn't use that fact for banning chess clubs, linux clubs or football clubs. Why should religion be considered any different?

      > The fact is that there are many different religions and, in fact, some of us are pretty a-religious, non-religious, or even anti-religious.

      Hey, many geeks are anti-jock, but most high-schools still have sports club. And on top of that, there is a significant peer pressure to join one of the sports clubs. If you apply your reasoning equally to all clubs, sports clubs would have to go before any religious clubs!

      > Thus putting one ahead of the others is discrimination and favoritism.

      No, it is not. Geeks may not be interested by sports clubs, but they have their chess or computer clubs. Non-discrimation does not mean that no special-interest groups should exist, it only means that each reasonably common interest should have the right to form a club. Forbidding only religious clubs, while allowing clubs for all other kinds of concerns would be anti-religious discrimation. And banning all clubs would be plain stoopid: why not put the classrooms to good use after school hours?

    26. Re:Freedom of Religion? by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      I see no problem in an after school Wicca club, sadly many schools might, but thats what court rooms are for. (note that as it is school grounds certain religious practices such as animal sacrificed probably would not be allowed, but that type of activity should be done privatly anyways.)

    27. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      And let's not even get into the poor rastafarians & the fact that they can't (legally) take their sacrament.

      Jaysyn

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    28. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Bobo+the+Space+Chimp · · Score: 1

      > Keep in mind that the constitution was written to
      > be understood by common people in the 1700's. If
      > it doesn't come right out and say something, it
      > isn't in there.

      Actually, it was written to prevent power-hungry, intelligent thugs from issuing any number of laws whose purpose was to extend the thug's power over people.

      Chief among those thugs were thugs who also use religious fervor to gain power. The two put together was really a bad idea.

      (Of course, extending a viscious claw of control over every person's life is bad when the thug is using religion, but it's A-OK if the thug is using quasi-religious class warefare rhetoric. This is actually even worse because, whereas you cannot prove the existance of a god who can hide from you infinitely well, you can "disprove" systems based on class warefare rhetoric, simply by looking at their "test results" in various countries around the world.

      Indeed, the rhetoric is identical (just switch "the people" for "god", and "evil greedy businessmen" for "evil satan followers/jews") as are, sadly, the emotions knowingly invoked in the "common people" by said thugs. "I'm rich already; don't worry about me. Just authorize me the power to bash those other rich people over the head and bring them under my armed control, and I'll make your life better. I promise.")



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    29. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Fishstick · · Score: 2

      >That would be the state forbidding the practice of religon

      No, that would be the state refusing to _pay_ for the practice of religon with my tax money. (I don't personally have a problem with a group of kids reading the bible in a school after hours, but others might.)

      Prohibiting would be more like throwing you in jail if you are caught.

      The intent of the ammendment is probably more to keep the church from gaining control of the government or vice versa, but separating the two means separating any and all overlap, whether it really threatens freedom of religon or not.

      Or maybe not.

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    30. Re:Freedom of Religion? by isomeme · · Score: 2

      The second ammendmnet to the US consittution:
      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion[...]


      Actually, that's the first amendment. The second amendment is the one that discourages Congress or the states from messing with the first one .

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    31. Re:Freedom of Religion? by lostguy · · Score: 1

      Amazing what you can find when you get off your lazy ass and look.

    32. Re:Freedom of Religion? by broter · · Score: 1

      In deed, it does appear to be unconstitutional to keep a bible club from using school facilities if yoiu allow non-religious clubs to. The kicker is would the school allow a Wiccan club?

      -RB

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    33. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Oztun · · Score: 2

      Kids are in school to learn. Chess is an exercise of the brain. Religion is a brainwashing of the mind. Physically active sports exercise the body.

    34. Re:Freedom of Religion? by CrackElf · · Score: 2

      Religious organizations differ from your standard club in a few ways:

      Significant amounts of people are not opposed to the chess club, and the sports clubs. Whereas religion is a hotbed of debate. I support the other clubs. I do not support using the school as a place for any political or religious group to preach, indoctrinate, or recruit.

      Religious organizations have their own agenda's. While there have been few serious bids for world domination by the football club or the chess club, religions have tried (and at times succeeded) at controlling large amounts of power. And it has not always been used for good. I am not trying to cast judgment here, just trying to put forth a little perspective.

      Also, many religious organizations (especially the Christian religions) put forth their morality and attempt to enforce their 'code' on others. I do not believe that this is something that I want my tax dollars going to, just as I am fairly certain that most Christian parents would not want their money going towards the Hare Krishna or the Scientologists(sp?) (or any other cults for that matter). I am fairly certain that most proponents are not talking about the Buddhists, Muslims, Jews, Native American, Satanist, African (multiple), Wiccan, Chineese, Japaneese, Celtic, or any of the plethora of other religions beliefs that exist.

      Why can religious groups not meet at their churches where they use (tax free) money that comes from within the religious communities that want the meeting? Seriously. Unless the idea is to recruit, or use the school as a place to indoctrinate, what reason is there to use the school?

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    35. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Oztun · · Score: 2

      The same thing could be said about just any (school sponsored) club. Do you really think that everyone enjoys playing chess? Using linux? Playing football? But we wouldn't use that fact for banning chess clubs, linux clubs or football clubs. Why should religion be considered any different?

      Because religion is not an exercise of the body or mind I don't care how enlightened you may think christians are.

    36. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Sir+Tristam · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The Constitution itself promotes a strict interpretation. Congress in prohibited in Acticle I from making any ex post facto law; that is, a law that makes something illegal after the fact. Why? Simple; so that people would know the rules ahead of time, and only be punished if they break the rules that were in effect at the time that they committed a crime.

      If you look at the Declaration of Independence, making past actions illegal and then punishing the colonists for them was one of the tyranies that the colonists railed against when it was done by King George. That is why they made sure to include this restriction on the laws passed by Congress.

      However, if we then say that the Constitution itself is not to be interpreted strictly, but has a meaning that can change over time, then we are saying that people do not know the rules in advance; they find out that what they did was illegal when the courts "interpret" the Constitution. This smacks of the same tyranny that our founders were trying to escape.

      So, if we wish to summarize, interpreting the Constitution according to its "spirit" is against the spirit of the Constitution.

      Chris Beckenbach

    37. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir, win "funniest comment of the day" status. Please take a moment to thank those that have supported you, and helped you get where you are today.

    38. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Oztun · · Score: 2

      The problem lies in where you draw the line. If you want to use the room for something exercising the mind (chess, computers, etc.) thats fine. If you want to use it for something to exercise the body (sports) thats fine.

      Once you start using it to brainwash others with your beliefs then at what point do you stop? How far should they go to "spread" their beliefs to others. If all religions preached everyone should be accepted I wouldn't have a problem with it. When your meeting singles out everyone else as going to hell then I say your just a contributor to the worlds problems.

      Look at the muslim/jewish conflict, the christian crusades, or any other major (non-accepting) religions that cause people to die on a daily basis. Then tell me my kid should be subjected to that bullshit.

    39. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Mercuria · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In theory, the government can exercise only those powers specifically named in the Constitution; all others are delegated to the states or the people. Of course this has not been the case for some time now.

      Would you like to know exactly how long that's been? Since the end of the Civil War. As soon as the North won, suddenly "The United States of America" went from being a plural to a singular. Today we just think of it as the name of the country we live in, but once upon a time, people actually meant every individual word of that -- they spoke of a collection of almost independant entities, but Lincoln, by uniting a country divided on that very issue of state's rights (and don't let them tell you it was about slavery, that was a side effect) and winning it for Federalism, redefined the nation. Now it has a single currency, and more uniform laws. Yes, the federal government has done some pretty bogus things, like the war on drugs, but don't blame that on a loss of state's rights.

      As for the interpretation of the right to privacy, a supreme court decision discovered that nugget was in there, after the government had tried to push that particular envelope. Yes, the constitution states that it grants specific rights to the federal government and all others belong to the people. If that's true, why bother having the first amendment at all? or the forteenth? Heck, most of the bill of rights isn't granting the government powers the way the 18th did, it's limiting the extent of it. Those are the parts of the constitution that the Supreme Court found a right to privacy in the "penumbra" of.

    40. Re:Freedom of Religion? by volpe · · Score: 2
      There's also no reason that you couldn't have a Jewish club, and a Muslim club, etc.

      ... and a Satanic club, and a wiccan club, and an atheist club too, right? You weren't going to exclude any of them, were you?

    41. Re:Freedom of Religion? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1
      The Second Amendment states what Congress may not do (make a law that does blah blah blah...)

      It is not explicitly stated whether government organizations which are not Congress (like public schools) are subject to the same constraints.

      (Or at least, that's one interpretation of the whole thing...)

    42. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Theodrake · · Score: 1

      It was slavery plan and simple. Go read the Confederate constitution. Compare it's explicit use of the work slaves and the lack of that word in the U.S. Constitution.

    43. Re:Freedom of Religion? by MadAhab · · Score: 2
      Um, wrong amendment, but never mind.

      I actually agre with you... although Gay and Lesbian clubs, Satan Rules clubs, and the rest should be permitted as well.

      Frankly, the reason that such clubs are not permitted is that so many so-called conservatives tried for so long to pass laws that enforce the legitimacy of school prayer, which was a huge ethical, moral, and constitutional quagmire. These laws would have done nothing but make it legal for schools to provide a forum for one religion (Christianity) at the expense of others (and atheism IS a religion). Had said conservatives really wanted nothing more than to encourage prayer among the faithful and defend freedom of religion, they would have pushed the kind of "let's you and me pray and stick up for ourselves if anyone tries to stop us" prayer that's come into vogue in the last year or so. And they would have spared us 20 years of assaults on the Constitution.

      But they didn't do that. They spend 20 years trying to sneak in de facto state endorsement of religion; their aims were not honest, and their methods (stealth candidates) and agendas (school-led prayer; an answer to a problem that no one had) gave the lie to their alleged goals. Now they are paying the price in a backlash against anything that resembles their tactics, even when, as in the case of student bible clubs, there is no good reason to forbid them.

      So you should really be complaining to Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, et al..

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    44. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In theory, the government can exercise only those powers specifically named in the Constitution; all others are delegated to the states or the people. Of course this has not been the case for some time now.

      Yep, this has not been the case since Good Old Honest Abe took that right away from the States.

    45. Re:Freedom of Religion? by VivianC · · Score: 2
      You might not want to mention the Declaration of Independence. Under current theory of the wall between Church and State, it is unconstitutional:

      the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them

      We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness

      appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions

      with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence


      People can make whatever ignorant claims they want. These are not the words of people who would ban bibles from public places. Let's do something novel and look at the First Amendment and how CrackElf would have you read it.

      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

      So now, the (off)topic here is after school use of public property by a religious group. Mr. Elf feels that this is not allowed under the First Amendment. Let's assume he is correct (he isn't) and you will see what else isn't allowed under this interpretation:
      • Free Speech is not allowed on public property. It is listed second to religion so it can't be more important or deserving of more rights. Anyone practicing any Free Speech must do so on Private property at their own expense.
      • There is no Freedom of the Press allowed on public property. In fact, please keep the media investigators 100 yards from any public areas. The Press is only allowed to collect information on private land owned by the media or private people who have granted permission to the press.
      • You are not allowed to assemble on Public property. All protests, including strikes and marches must be conducted on private property after gaining permission from the owners.
      • Feel free to petition the Government at any time from the confines of your own property on your own dime. Do not come to Congress or any public property to ask us for something unless we invite you.


      I'll do the next nine amendments if you would like or someone else can do the Separation Bill of Rights. You'll find that some things don't change much. Maybe Mr. Elf would like to take a Crack at it?
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    46. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Kenyaman · · Score: 1

      As long as there are enough students to start one, sure! That's what freedom of religion means: the state doesn't decide you can't assemble for religions reasons. Even on state property.

    47. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Convict6446 · · Score: 1

      Try this on for size...I went to a church that met in a high-school auditorium, but that same district would not allow bible-study clubs on school grounds.

      The difference? The church had to pay gobs of money to the district.

    48. Re:Freedom of Religion? by bnenning · · Score: 2
      Heck, most of the bill of rights isn't granting the government powers the way the 18th did, it's limiting the extent of it.


      An excellent point, and that's why many of the framers of the Constitution didn't want a Bill of Rights. Their reasoning was that if the Bill of Rights said that the government could not infringe certain rights, then it could be argued that any rights not listed didn't exist. The 9th and 10th amendments were intended to prevent this from happening, but they too have been ignored.

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    49. Re:Freedom of Religion? by mpe · · Score: 2

      I think the second admendment says something about being able to bear large hand cannons or something like that...

      Actually as worded it covers everything from a rock to a 25MT bomb.

    50. Re:Freedom of Religion? by mpe · · Score: 2

      I'd argue that the "living document" view of the Constitution is responsible for far more damage to our freedoms. Look at how many laws and regulations have been passed using a bogus interpretation of the interstate commerce clause.

      Which effectivly neuters the 10th ammendment.
      Going back to the DMCA the same thing has been happening with the IP clause. With "limited time" being interpreted as "any finite length of time" and issues of furthering "science and useful arts" being downplayed.

    51. Re:Freedom of Religion? by mpe · · Score: 2

      Also, many religious organizations (especially the Christian religions) put forth their morality and attempt to enforce their 'code' on others.

      You then have to address the question of what is a "religion". Just as there are religious groups with political aspirations there are ostensivly political groups which rely on faith even more than religious...

    52. Re:Freedom of Religion? by GlassUser · · Score: 1

      I disagre with their doctrine, but they have just as much right to be there as Christian or Jewish clubs. Why is it that we DO have an official religion, though, the only one allowed to be promoted in public schools? Who made Atheism the official religion of the USA?

    53. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Tetsujin28 · · Score: 2
      Significant amounts of people are not opposed to the chess club, and the sports clubs. Whereas religion is a hotbed of debate. ...

      I think that if the First Amendment stands for anything, it stands for the idea that no one's opposition to an idea should have any bearing on how the law treats the expression of that idea.

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    54. Re:Freedom of Religion? by yelims · · Score: 1

      Move to Utah, you'll find that separation of church and state do not exist.

    55. Re:Freedom of Religion? by jafac · · Score: 2

      I think that there are significant numbers of people who are opposed to sports, the obscene amount of money that is spent on sports in the public education system, the way atheletic students are given preferential treatment in matters of discipline as well as academic measurement, and financial aid.

      Sports has a number of very negative impacts on our society;
      Programs our children for agression and destructive or counterproductive competition. Costs BILLIONS a year in lost productivity due to "old sports injuries" or worker absenteeism to watch sporting events, or dissolved marriages due to spousal obsession with watching sporting events or spending money on sports paraphenalia, or purchasing inferior or defective products endorsed by sports personalities.
      Takes HUGE amounts of funding and manpower away from legitimate academic pursuits.
      Riots by fans at British soccer games.

      Why do Sports teams have to meet and practice on school property? Why can't sports enthusiasts spend their own money to secure funding for a separate stadium, locker room and showers? Why are students pulled away from their studies in their regular classes to attend brainwashing and propaganda ceremonies ("pep rallies")?

      We all know that football is a neo-facsist crypto-symbol for nuclear war.

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    56. Re:Freedom of Religion? by volpe · · Score: 2

      That's a strawman. Find me one public school that teaches students that God doesn't exist. And don't try to claim that keeping religion out of the classroom is the same as teaching that God doesn't exist, because it isn't the same thing.

    57. Re:Freedom of Religion? by The+Milky+Bar+Kid · · Score: 1

      And how do we interpret it strictly? Should we re-draft it in C:

      if (timestamp(law_drafted) > timestamp (offence)) constitutionality[law] = false;

      (Computer Code not expressive speech, my arse)

      The meaning of any document changes over time. You can't help this - the very meanings of the words change over time - in English more than any other language, probably. Any document of law is interpreted based on the wishes of the people in power of the time. They may only be able to bend it, not break it, but bend it they will.

      No matter how good a constitution you have, without a fair and open government administering that constitution, the wishes of the drafters of the constitution will not be followed.

      I remember once hearing something on Law and Order:

      "What can the British tell us about justice? They don't even have a Bill of Rights!"

      God that was hilarious.

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    58. Re:Freedom of Religion? by doubtme · · Score: 1
      If the school allows other clubs, then they should allow bible clubs equal access. Otherwise they are prohibiting the free exercise of religion, abridging those student's right to free speech, and preventing them from peaceably assembling on property that is available to others.

      I think most of the conflict arises when the bible clubs want to post things like the ten commandments publicly on the noticeboards... but don't want people posting, for example the commandments of the Satanists (or the equivalent - do they have commandments?).

      Hypocrisy is never ethical. And frankly, I think it's something many religious organisations are guilty of.

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    59. Re:Freedom of Religion? by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      This is the biggest pile of shit I have ever heard. Pushing Catholicism? We pushed for a "silent moment", and got nowhere. What, atheism is against a silent moment? Do you have to speak every second to be an atheist, buddist, jew, etc? But no, a silent moment was equated to catholicism, and therefore shot down as being to religious! Yep, it is now too religious to shut up for 2 seconds! And a total lack of any beliefs (ie atheism) is now a religion? Give me a break- I believe that a lack of long hair is now a fashion?

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    60. Re:Freedom of Religion? by IQof20 · · Score: 1

      If the school allows other clubs...

      Other "religious" clubs. Supreme Court interpretation of this is that as long as you're promoting all religions represented within the population in question EQUALLY.

      Just because they allow chess clubs doesn't let you promote the worship of Cthulhu or any other diety.

    61. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Vermifax · · Score: 1
      The problem is the supreme court disagrees with you.

      "[I]f a State refused to let religious groups use facilities open to others, then it would demonstrate not neutrality but hostility toward religion." Justice O'connor Westside Community Schools v. Mergens, 496 U.S. 248 (1990).

      A school can not allow non-curricular clubs and then prohibit based on religion. Many legal battles against schools have been won based on this precedent.

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    62. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Vermifax · · Score: 2
      Nope....supreme court ruled that it would be prohibiting religion.

      "[I]f a State refused to let religious groups use facilities open to others, then it would demonstrate not neutrality but hostility toward religion." Justice O'connor Westside Community Schools v. Mergens, 496 U.S. 248 (1990).

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    63. Re:Freedom of Religion? by guhknew · · Score: 1

      In my school, the students hold these prayer sessions and maintain a school endorsed bible club. The catcher is that they have made it against school rules to wear anything that this christian town would view as sacrilage. For example, you can't wear all black, dragon shirts/jewelry, or pentagrams. However, it is perfectly alright to wear a big cross on your T-Shirt and carry around a bible. I believe that this is more of the problem and shows why religion of any sort in school should not be allowed. You also have to remember, you have no constitutional rights as a minor and it's debatable how much the public school system should be considered part of the government.

    64. Re:Freedom of Religion? by CrackElf · · Score: 2

      Just how many crusades and jihads were waged in the name of football (except perhaps during the super bowl). And how many in the name of religion.

      Now, do not get me wrong, I believe very firmly that most sports are a throwback to the days of the caveman, and are used by the elite in much the same way as in the great roman empire ... namely to distract the population from the problems of the day and from thinking for themselves. And sports may be a significant factor in aggression and the 'group' mentality that is a more socially acceptable form of the 'mob' or 'gang' mentality. On the other hand, it cordons them off bullies and thugs, and keeps them busy beating each others heads in. And the participants get colorful jackets that warn the rest of society that these people are closer to the missing link than they.

      Seriously though, religions have directly advocated genocide, persecution, war, and oppression. This is fact. This is not a deduction, a debatable theorem, an obscure statistical probability, or an opinion. This is a fact. Men, women, and children were sent to kill and die in the crusades. The middle east sees more death than anywhere else right now. All in the name of religion. Religion is a powerful political and military tool. And I do not want them recruiting, preaching and indoctrinating on my tax dollars. Especially since many religions do not have to pay taxes, lobby for political gain, and use their power to try to push agendas that are contrary to my beliefs.

      Did I mention that the nazi's oppression of the Jews was sanctioned by the catholic pope? A fact that many a catholic has tried to obfuscate and hide. There are several religions that are anti-choice, several that are anti-gay, several that are anti-woman. These are without a question a political agendas. I do not want my tax dollars supporting any (negative) -isms.

      The point of this is that religions have done many things that I do not want my tax dollars to support. Even if it were not worse in my opinion, how do two wrongs (funding football and religion) make it right?

      And you missed one of my essential points, which is that they have a place to gather. It is not the function of the school to provide this, it is the function of the church.

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    65. Re:Freedom of Religion? by CrackElf · · Score: 2

      I am not opposed to the expression. I am opposed to cults recruiting on my tax dollars. They have the right to build churches, pass out pamphlets, lobby, and petition, all tax free. The fact is that many, and I dear say most , religions have a political agenda. Now, why should I have my taxes go towards their cause if I do Not agree with their message?

      I do not mind debate, I do not think that religion should be a condemned word in school. But I also do not think that I should be required to fund their recruiting, indoctrination, and political forays.

      These are not some poor group that has nowhere to meet, most of these religous communities have churches already, and the only reason that they want to be in the school is so that they can 'spread their word'. I seriously doubt that these groups will equally represent all religions, or even the majority of religions in the world. And will they even consider atheists? I think not.

      This is not about freedom of speech. People are free to say what they want. This is about groups trying to abuse the system even further to try and get funding and permission to use our schools as recruiting and training grounds.

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    66. Re:Freedom of Religion? by doubtme · · Score: 1

      Dragon jewellery is sacreligious?! Seriously though, this is exactly what I'm talking about...

      I myself am not an American, so can't comment - I can only go by what I have heard from others who are - but I'm surprised to hear that minors have no constitutional rights?

      First of all, surely minors are entitled to the same protections from, for example, police brutality, the right to bear arms and be in a state militia etc etc.
      Likewise, I wouldn't have thought a school could discriminate so blatantly, and allow one group to wear their insignia, but not another.

      Finally, in my opinion, if an organisation is publically funded - especially public schools, which are almost entirely publically funded - then it, to me, falls into the same category as organisations such as the armed forces and government funded hospitals - and IIRC there was a big stink about Wiccan's in the military being discriminated against recently, and how the military had to change.

      As an aside, I find it ironic that pentagrams are banned... they are traditional Christian symbols, and represent a man with arms uplifted, looking up to heaven.

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    67. Re:Freedom of Religion? by mvdwege · · Score: 1
      Because religion is not an exercise of the body or mind I don't care how enlightened you may think christians are.

      I've seen this put forward in this thread before, and quite frankly this is bull, and for two reasons:

      1. You assume that religion equals Christianity, conveniently forgetting Judaism and Islam, to name but two.
      2. More damning: if you know any observant Jews, go ask them how hard they had to study for their bar mitzvah. Let me tell you a secret: quite a lot harder than you have done in your life 'til now, judging from your post.
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    68. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Darby · · Score: 1

      reasonable people may differ on this point.

      Not to *differ* exactly, but pretty much any other club that meets at school has no other place to meet.
      There is an extremely large infrastructure dedicated to religion in various forms in any town in almost any country in the world.

      I wouldn't say that this in and of itself should exclude a certain group from being given access to resources, but given how freaking limited the resources are in education in America anyway; giving priority to almost any other sort of club doesn't seem unreasonable.

    69. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Darby · · Score: 1

      Otherwise they are prohibiting the free exercise of religion

      Unless your religion specifically *requires* you to practice it on school grounds or during school hours (perhaps islamic students would have an argument here given the 7? times a day praying) they aren't prohibiting the free exercise. There are at least a couple places specifically set up for this sort of activity. Schools are set up for training people to think (supposedly). Not for engaging in rituals of belief systems which often actively campaign for destroying the rights of certain other groups (gays, any even barely different religion etc.) who are also required by law to attend the same schools.

    70. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Darby · · Score: 1

      and atheism IS a religion

      No, it is not.

      If it were, you would belong to a possibly infinite number of religions.

      Check this out:
      There exists an invisible slug that can fly.
      I provide no proof for this idea and further I state that any test you do to find it is also doomed to failure. Why? Because!

      If you do not accept this as truth then that is a religious belief on your part.

      Seems kind of silly, huh?

      Someone postulating a belief doesn't make me religious for not accepting it.

      Until I brought up the subject of the slug, there was no reason for you to have ever considered it. Just because I did doesn't create any sort of obligation on your part to lend my belief any sort of credibility especially not by not considering it.

      For a more concrete example do you believe in Athena?
      If you do, that's a religion, if you don't that still is?!?

      *Everyone* is born an atheist. Only through being told certain things and accepting them with no proof can that change.

    71. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Darby · · Score: 1

      First of all, surely minors are entitled to the same protections from, for example, police brutality, the right to bear arms...

      First, (This isn't a flame just making sure we're on the same page since you're not American and maybe not even a native English speaker) we're not protected from the right to bear arms, join militias etc. the protection is from police brutality. The others are rights we are granted.

      Minors do not have these rights. I'm pretty sure that you have to be 18 to own a gun. Minors really do have few, if any rights, under the constitution.

    72. Re:Freedom of Religion? by doubtme · · Score: 1

      Doh! I'm guilty here of not carefully reviewing what I wrote before I hit Submit.

      How you phrased it is as I intended it - I just worded it very ambiguously.

      That said, I am surprised to hear that minors rights are in fact that limited in the US, but I'm not going to disagree with you - I merely assumed otherwise :)

      Thanks for correcting me.
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    73. Re:Freedom of Religion? by flatrock · · Score: 2

      Oops, right words, wrong ammendment. That was the first ammendment. Guess I can't count.

    74. Re:Freedom of Religion? by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      I understand what you are saying. This was part of the controversy of staging the play Corpus Christi at my university. Many people in the community thought that the play morally was wrong, but supported the university and the director's free speech rights. The two organizations that I have heard of at schools that I have attended, Intervarsity Fellowship and Fellowship of Christian Athletes, have never come across as brainwashers. Participation was optional. Aside from a prayer around the flagpole or an occasional admisistrative message letting people know of a change in location, it was just another club.

      I think it is some what amusing that with everything that you wrote above, you could replace a religious reference with a reference to band. At my H.S., the band was more of a religion..make that cult..then what some formal religions are.

    75. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Tetsujin28 · · Score: 2
      I am not opposed to the expression. I am opposed to cults recruiting on my tax dollars. ...

      This same "Not with my tax dollars!" logic could be used by others to block the teaching of evolution, sex education, racial equality...and pretty much anything else.

      Religion-oriented after-school clubs aren't about adding religion to the curriculum. They are voluntary.

      I'm not necessarily a big fan of such clubs. I just think they should have a right to exist, with standing no better or worse than any other group. And that goes for Wicca, Satanism and SubGenius clubs as much as it does for Chistian, Jewish and Muslim clubs.

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    76. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Neorej · · Score: 1

      I don't think so.

      The American constitution states that you have freedom of religion. There is also a seperation between state and church for the sake of this rule. If the state were to support one religion it would automatically limit the freedom of other religions.

      This means that, in my opininion, the state cannot allow religious clubs to use state property because that could be viewed upon as support for that religion, which is something a state should NEVER do, in accordance with the constitution.

      Crusades are mostly a thing of the past, luckily, lets keep it that way.

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    77. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Cowculator · · Score: 1

      As someone who went through the whole bar mitzvah thing at a time when I still believed in it, let me tell you another secret: we basically had to learn how to lead a service. It took a year to learn all of the necessary prayers in Hebrew (which none of us spoke), and it was nothing more than rote memorization.

      Now, four years later, I can assure you that none of my classmates actually attends services regularly; they worked toward their bar mitzvah and then basically stopped coming. And I realize it's not an Orthodox synagogue (it's Conservative), but not one of maybe 30 students comes every week, much less every month... I've since become an atheist (and I strongly believe that at 13, almost everyone is too young to seriously decide whether or not they accept a religion as true), and I find it frighteningly funny that not a single student there actually understood what they were chanting after all that hard work. (Did I mention that everybody got tons of gifts from their friends and relatives to mark the occasion? They were bribed!)

      Don't defend the idea that Judaism (or any other religion) is an exercise of the mind - if any of the students in my class had actually exercised their minds, they wouldn't have gone through with this insulting process.

    78. Re:Freedom of Religion? by CrackElf · · Score: 2

      Well, you pretty much ignored the rest of my argument which is as follows:

      what I take as givens:
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      1) religions have agendas, (eg: anti-choice / anti-woman / anti-gay / anti-aids victims / anti-other religion)
      2) religion has caused the middle east strife, contributed to the nazi pograms, and crusades/jihads. Did i forget to mention the inquisition?
      3) they already have a place to meet , namely the church.
      4) religions can and do pass out pamphlets, organize, lobby, organize and sponsor events, try to recruit powerful members of the government and communities, and preach on street corners.
      5) they already receive many government benefits ... a tax free status, and that is off the top of my head.
      6) many religions want to recruit more members
      7) many religions try to indoctrinate their members, and their potential members
      8) many religions use propaganda and indoctrination to archive 1) 6), and 7)
      9) it is My community to. (even if you want to disregard the fact that I pay taxes)
      10) I pay taxes, taxes are used to fund schools. Churches do not have to pay taxes.

      Logic (note this is English logic, and not strictly mathematical logic):
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      because of 3, I conclude that their is an ulterior motive for wanting to be in schools.

      the most likely reasons (that I can think of) are 6, 7 and 8.

      because of 1 and 2 (among other things) I am wary of religions and their (ab)use of power.

      because of 9 and 10, I feel that it is my right to say that 3 and 5 are enough, and if they want to do 6, 7, and 8, then they can do it with 4, just as they have always done (even if I find some of it distasteful). I do not feel that they deserve (especially given 1 and 2) to have even more (than 5 and 4) special treatment, especially since it involves the recruiting and indoctrination of the youth at an impressionable and naive age (well, at least for some of them;).

      If there were to be any kind of direct involvement of churches in public schools, it should be in the form of an open minded discussion forum for all religions (and atheism), where none are 'pushed' and where tolerance is taught. Although finding people open minded enough to present all angles without letting their personal bias guide their actions is quite a challenge.

      Oh, yes, and sex education, evolution, and racial equality are not a faith based (by definition without any physical evidence) subject. Not to mention the agendas behind them (preventing std transmission and underage pregnancy, furthering science, promoting awareness of racial inequities and trying to prevent their reoccurrence) are all things that I pretty much agree with and condone.

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    79. Re:Freedom of Religion? by mshomphe · · Score: 1

      Excellent point. I should have been more specific: interpretation is usually reserved for granting rights to someone, not taking them away. So, although voting was originally restricted to male landowners, the "right to vote" was seen as belonging to all American citizens; this extension of rights was seen as consistent with the spirit of the Constitution. And, in fact, you can't "grandfather" rights.

      More generally, the idea behind a looser interpretation ('spirit of the law') isn't to surprise people, the argument is that the interpretation is and always was there. Just no one thought of it in the current way.

      In short: Interpretation is limited to the words on the page. But that doesn't mean that the meaning of those words are inflexible; they can apply in different manners to different situations.

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    80. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There is also a seperation between state and church for the sake of this rule."

      Where does this come from? There is nothing in the Constitution that states this.

    81. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Tetsujin28 · · Score: 2

      Your "givens" are so carefully selected/filtered to support your result, some to the point of irrelevance, that they make your logic hard for me to take seriously. But if "1" really describes your perception of religion, then I begin to uderstand why you hold the position you do, and why you defend it so strongly.

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    82. Re:Freedom of Religion? by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 2

      Actually, I understood true Athiesm to be more like: "There is no God, and you can't prove that there is, so I'm right. So there." Which sounds very similar to attitude you ascribed to religion :-)

      What you describe as athiesm, I call Skepticism: "There may or may not be (a) God(s) (or Goddess(es)), but unless you can come up with some test which will provide strong evidence either way, anything you conclude based on the existence or non-existence of such being(s) is pretty much meaningless."

      Not the most graceful way of stating things, but pretty much decribes my views on the matter.

    83. Re:Freedom of Religion? by CaptainTylor · · Score: 1
      I think the second admendment says something about being able to bear large hand cannons or something like that...

      Actually, it's about avoiding amputations and wearing short-sleeve shirts. Boy, those Founding Fathers were a rowdy lot, weren't they?

    84. Re:Freedom of Religion? by CrackElf · · Score: 1

      "But if "1" really describes your perception of religion
      ...
      "1) religions have agendas, (eg: anti-choice / anti-woman / anti-gay / anti-aids victims / anti-other religion)"

      I am surprised that you have not been exposed (at least in the news) to religions that have propagated bigotry, racism, sexism, anti-other-religion-ism. I have heard an anti - gay sermons ... and statements by a minister to the effect of 'aids is gods way of punishing the sodomites'. I have heard statements concerning the woman's place and/or role in society that was very non-progressive, and very 1800's-ish. I have heard non - Christian religious groups being referred to as sinners or heathens by Christians. Abortion clinic bombings that are religiously motivated are not unheard of ... and sometimes encouraged by ministers ... I have seen groups (religious) get laws passed to enforce their idea of morality on others. I have observed, read about, and heard of too much abuse of power within and by churches to be comfortable with them.

      "Your "givens" are so carefully selected/filtered"

      I had not perceived any filtering ... admittedly 1, 6, 7, and 8 are generalizations, but they are valid for at least several dominant sects of Christianity. I try to see things other points of view, but what I inevitably conclude is that, even if my suppositions do not apply to them and they are perfectly benign, most religious groups already have a place to meet ... and they even have the means to 'reach' potential recruits if that is their desire.

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    85. Re:Freedom of Religion? by CrackElf · · Score: 2

      I heard a funny comment on the news last night by an economist with a huge string of credentials about bush's faith based policies. Such as his faith that the economy will recover and that the national debt will not increase (lowering taxes) ... and his faith that the environment will get better with out any commitments by governments (kyoto). Heh.

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    86. Re:Freedom of Religion? by metaphysicist · · Score: 1

      I think that it was Gallagher who said "If Con is the the oposite of Pro, then Congerss must be the opposite of Progress". Or something like that.

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    87. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Dlugar · · Score: 1

      If you had noticed, I did counter his point. Perhaps it wasn't in a manner that you found effective nor persuasive, but that's a far cry from "just saying his argument isn't good."

      Please notice that I replaced his word "bible" with my word "chess"--thereby showing him that his argument (namely, that because the club could be held elsewhere, it shouldn't be held at school) was not a very good one.

      Feel free to disagree. But perhaps you might post something more productive than "mod this Troll -1 asap". Thanks.


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    88. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Tetsujin28 · · Score: 1
      I am surprised that you have not been exposed (at least in the news) to religions that have propagated ...

      Oh, of course I have been exposed to religions, and uses of religion, which promote these and other terrible agendas. I am sickened and offended by them. But I have also been exposed to religions and uses of religion which promote peace, tolerance, justice, and the quest for scientific knowledge. And other religions which don't promote much of anything, but just offer a way of looking at the world that you can take or leave at your pleasure. So I'm not prepared to paint all religions with the same broad brush of suspicion, however much some so-called christians may have done to earn it.

      As far as selection/filtering is concerned, I mean only that the generalizations you use (point 1 being the most extreme, I think) leave out so much of my understanding and experience of religion that I have a hard time accepting the arguments that flow from them. Based upon my experience and understanding, I don't conclude that people who want to allow religious clubs to use school property must be seeking to recuit or indoctrinate others, or promote some agenda. Maybe meeting in a schoolroom after classes is just a matter of convenience. So as long as the clubs are voluntary, extracurricular, and aren't given any preferential treatment over other clubs (religious or not), I have no problem with them.

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    89. Re:Freedom of Religion? by kilgore_47 · · Score: 1

      But perhaps you might post something more productive than "mod this Troll -1 asap". Thanks.

      Ha...
      I actually was refering to my comment when I said mod this comment. I sort of assumed my opinion would be considered trolling by the also-mentioned bastard moderators from hell. Who, I maintain, are bastards.

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    90. Re:Freedom of Religion? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Just because they allow chess clubs doesn't let you promote the worship of Cthulhu or any other diety.



      Unless, of course, the members of the chess club attend meetings religiously.


    91. Re:Freedom of Religion? by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I'm not Jewish myself, but acquaintances (sp?) are, and they tell me a different story. Of course some things will allways be memorization by rote, but that is true of any intellectual pursuit, but I have it on the word of at least one observant Jew that at least his rabbi engaged his students in actual stimulating discussion on the Scriptures, both intellectually and spiritually.

      I guess it must be one of those YMMV things then. I'm sorry to hear your experience soured you on religion, but at least you give a reasoned rebuttal, not the blind hatred I tasted in other posts.

      Mart
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    92. Re:Freedom of Religion? by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      In my school, the students hold these prayer sessions and maintain a school endorsed bible club. The catcher is that they have made it against school rules to wear anything that this christian town would view as sacrilage. For example, you can't wear all black, dragon shirts/jewelry, or pentagrams.



      Amazing. At my Catholic high school we had the option of ordering class rings, which most of us decided to do. One side had the shield with the cross inscribed on it which was the school insignia, the other side could have one of a bunch of preselected designs. I opted for the image of a dragon on that side as did some others.. and no one had a problem with this. At a private Catholic school. And yet you wouldn't have been allowed to do this at your public school?

  3. d00d! by BiggestPOS · · Score: 0, Troll
    Just like that religeon based on smoking dope, this is some funny shit. *takes bong hit* I can't wait for this to get tested in court :)

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  4. What a great idea by WinDoze · · Score: 3, Troll

    Also note that having sex with a dozen teenage chicks at a time is part of my religion.

    1. Re:What a great idea by codetalker · · Score: 1

      Good luck in finding willing converts.

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    2. Re:What a great idea by frknfrk · · Score: 2

      actually, if the poster is also teenage, is there any real law prohibiting his actions? :)

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    3. Re:What a great idea by tbone1 · · Score: 3, Funny
      Also note that having sex with a dozen teenage chicks at a time is part of my religion.

      Ms. Poundstone, another outburst like that and I'll find you in contempt of court.

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    4. Re:What a great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Egads, that's funny!

    5. Re:What a great idea by elmegil · · Score: 1

      statutory rape is statutory rape. I've heard of people threatening boyfriends with being charged....even as teenagers themselves.

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    6. Re:What a great idea by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      I have to point out that 18 & 19 would be legal in every state. 17 & 16 is the age of consent in most southeren states.

      Jaysyn

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    7. Re:What a great idea by frknfrk · · Score: 1

      fyi, the age of consent in hawaii is 14. and that is only because they could not pass 13 (they tried).

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    8. Re:What a great idea by qazxsw · · Score: 1

      It recently was raised to 16. I'm not sure if it has taken effect yet though.

  5. Article by viper21 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The article in question can be found here

    Hope this helps out. I always hate it when we slashdot a story this quickly.

  6. My Religion At last! by Endor · · Score: 1

    Darn, I knew the right religion for me would finally surface!! Where's the membership form?

    Now, if I can only find the endor'os...

  7. More Weight by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    Your message would have more weight if you'd used a spell checker, or even a dictionary. Try "puerile" next time.

    You do realize this article is humor, right?

    Virg

  8. Sinful Confessions? by Deltan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does this mean that if I sin & distribute DeCSS but confess to it in the DMCA house of god, the evidence can't be used against me in court?

  9. Yes, it's funny by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

    And I wish that it would be that easy. But since Freedom of Speech and Freedom of Religion both come from the same source, the First Amendment, what makes you think that *THEY* wouldn't trample on FoR just as much as *THEY* do on FoS?

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    1. Re:Yes, it's funny by TrollMan+5000 · · Score: 1

      Because there's a certain popular stigma (is there such a term?) about suppressing religion. It's much more powerful than say, jailing some Russian programmer.

  10. LOL!! by Telek · · Score: 4, Funny

    Then the Great Programmer leaned back in his executive chair, and gazed upon the newborn Universe.

    And frowned. He knew those sentient humans would be a problem. Even after He had sweated over a hot terminal for thirteen days, those humans were ungrateful. They called their place of existence the "Universe", not the "Great Programmer/Universe".


    Richard M Stallman, eat your heart out...!

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    1. Re:LOL!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terrific. Some moron (yes you, Telek) didn't think everyone here would recognize an obvious joke, so he explains it to us. Then he gets modded up as "funny". I think I'll just skip the moderator/crack comment - fill in your own.
      Thank you.

    2. Re:LOL!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe not everyone is as enlightened as u, u arrogant moron

    3. Re:LOL!! by Telek · · Score: 2

      You know, they call that account the Anonymous Coward for a good reason.

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    4. Re:LOL!! by Telek · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Actually it was more of a "Here, let me twist that knife for you Rich..."

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      If God gave us curiosity
  11. Constitution vs DMCA by _iris · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Too bad the DMCA would beat freedom of religeon any day of the week. 200 year old dead guys can't beat 30 year old millionaire lawyers.

  12. Protected religious practices by gughunter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If American Indians can't eat peyote for religious rituals, I doubt this idea will fly either... but still, it's a nice thought.

    1. Re:Protected religious practices by fishebulb · · Score: 2, Informative

      actually they can on following certain laws, such as only on reservations etc.

    2. Re:Protected religious practices by osu-neko · · Score: 1
      such as only on reservations

      Which is roughly equivalent to saying they have their religious liberty in their own lands, but not in the United States in general. This is kind of like saying you have the right to copy eBooks under US Law, as long as you do it in Russia.

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    3. Re:Protected religious practices by Ryan_Terry · · Score: 2, Funny

      So thats what we do....

      We just need to have geek concentratio...errr reservations that we can put these religious fanatics in. Then we could monitor all of their movements, I mean so we could provide them with all the freedoms they desire.

      Then the DMCA could stay in effect for everyone else. I believe Utah has some extra space.

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    4. Re:Protected religious practices by nathanm · · Score: 2

      Not just on reservations. Even Navajos in the military must be allowed to use peyote for certain religious holidays. The chaplains are the ones that acquire the peyote for them. Although they're not allowed to use weapons or machinery or drive for a certain period afterwards.

  13. This article needs to realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Humour is harder than it looks, nice try though.

  14. GNU/Linux by john_e · · Score: 1

    This must be te best part:

    those humans were ungrateful. They called their place of existence the "Universe", not the "Great Programmer/Universe".

    RMS would _not_ like that one.

  15. Blasphemers! by chris_martin · · Score: 1

    Blasphemers !
    It's naive to think that the Great Programmer would use C to code the universe. Everyone knows he used Objective-C!

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    1. Re:Blasphemers! by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Don't be ridiculous, the creator would write machine code. He wouldn't even use an assembler, much less so called "higher level" languages designed to simplify coding for obviously inadequate beings...

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      "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
    2. Re:Blasphemers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's naive to think that the Great Programmer would use C to code the universe."

      No kidding! It was coded in raw binary, then those (flawed) translations started appearing..

    3. Re:Blasphemers! by codetalker · · Score: 1

      fool! the Universe is coded in beautiful hand tuned assembly and has no cache misses either!

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    4. Re:Blasphemers! by NonSequor · · Score: 2

      Wrong, it's Lisp.

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    5. Re:Blasphemers! by tbone1 · · Score: 1
      Everyone knows he used Objective-C!

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    6. Re:Blasphemers! by Elbows · · Score: 1

      Obviously, C is just being used as a metaphor for the Divine Language of the Great Programmer, which cannot be comprehended by mere mortals or compiled on our measly computers.

    7. Re:Blasphemers! by VB · · Score: 2


      He would obviously pull out a rock and a pointy stick and code directly into punch cards...

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    8. Re:Blasphemers! by Gonarat · · Score: 1

      Your all wrong. In Battlestar Galactica the universe was created by the Lords of COBOL who were defeated in the great FORTRAN wars...


      If the the Universe were written in assembly, we'd have a lot fewer problems....



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    9. Re:Blasphemers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhhh, the Universes is written in in flat C, fuckas! (struct language *)objc->orientation = HOMOSEXUAL;

    10. Re:Blasphemers! by kilgore_47 · · Score: 1

      Obviously, C is just being used as a metaphor for the Divine Language of the Great Programmer, which cannot be comprehended by mere mortals or compiled on our measly computers.

      Great. A new religious text, only a few days old, and already we have people trying to arbitrarly tell us which parts are metaphor and which are not. It's no wonder Jesus was remembered as a white guy!

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    11. Re:Blasphemers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your all fools there can be no question what language it was really written in, because after all he would have been forced to use VB as windows is the predominate plat form in the larger universe which ours exists inside off. Naturally its been coded so that it seems stuff happens while your asleep but, it doesn't when you fall asleep its because THE GREAT PROGRAMMERS hick cousin THE NOT SO GREAT SYS ADMIN is restarting the universe to fix thoes memory leaks and get rid of the "Universe is not respoding End task?" message.

    12. Re:Blasphemers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on Every one knows it was Pascal

    13. Re:Blasphemers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's in C, you twats, because that is the One True Hacker Language.

  16. Still looking... by kindbud · · Score: 1

    ...for the funny part, that is.

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    1. Re:Still looking... by Emugamer · · Score: 1

      keep reading, its after the first word or so.... don't give up yet!

    2. Re:Still looking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with the original poster. That was the stupidest piece of shit I've read and not funny at all.

    3. Re:Still looking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sucks to be a humorless nerd, don't it?

  17. cause I can not remember by jonnystiph · · Score: 1

    Freedom of Religion stops at breaking laws, yah?
    Yes I know it was a joke, I am just curious.

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    1. Re:cause I can not remember by UberOogie · · Score: 5, Informative
      It depends.

      In most cases (in America), you cannot break the law in the name of religion. Aztecs cannot sacrifice people, Mormons can't practice polygamy, White Power churches cannot lynch people and violate civil rights, Branch Davidians couldn't violate gun laws and practice statutory rape (depending on who you believe).

      However, there are a lot of exceptions, mostly cultural. Amish are except from certain mandatory schooling laws. Native tribes are excempt from prohibitions against hunting endangered animals. Underage Cattholics can drink alcohol as part of services.

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    2. Re:cause I can not remember by osu-neko · · Score: 1
      Underage Cattholics can drink alcohol as part of services.

      Rather, Catholic churches can serve alcohol to minors as part of services. I don't believe there's any law against minors drinking alcohol anywhere, as least not that I know of. The laws are always against serving it to minors. But I could be wrong...

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    3. Re:cause I can not remember by lorian69 · · Score: 1
      Rather, Catholic churches can serve alcohol to minors as part of services. I don't believe there's any law against minors drinking alcohol anywhere, as least not that I know of. The laws are always against serving it to minors. But I could be wrong...

      Misdemeanor offense (Minor in Possession) to drink under the age of 21, at least in Michigan. Doesn't matter if you just found it somewhere or someone gave it to ya.
    4. Re:cause I can not remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It has more to do with legal standards on what is acceptable. For instance many indian tribes are allowed to use payote. But it also has to do with a community standard on what should be allowed to be done.

      My understanding is also that the church would have to have a precident to it. So a church that was created right after the DMCA was written specifically to override the DMCA wouldn't work at all. However, the catholics have a long established tradition of the sacrament. If memory serves many people in the 60s tried to argue that they couldn't be drafted because of a freedom of religion (they started a religion to avoid the draft). The courts held that one couldn't merely start a relegion to avoid a law.

      By the way, the mormon church gave up pologomy of their own accord before even joining the union. It's not a matter of the law telling them not to.

    5. Re:cause I can not remember by UberOogie · · Score: 2
      It has more to do with legal standards on what is acceptable. For instance many indian tribes are allowed to use payote. But it also has to do with a community standard on what should be allowed to be done.

      My understanding is also that the church would have to have a precident to it. So a church that was created right after the DMCA was written specifically to override the DMCA wouldn't work at all. However, the catholics have a long established tradition of the sacrament. If memory serves many people in the 60s tried to argue that they couldn't be drafted because of a freedom of religion (they started a religion to avoid the draft). The courts held that one couldn't merely start a relegion to avoid a law.

      By the way, the mormon church gave up pologomy of their own accord before even joining the union. It's not a matter of the law telling them not to. - AC post above

      This was informative, and I didn't have mod points, and just wanted to make sure it got read.

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    6. Re:cause I can not remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In my opinion, if you see an interesting post you should always look at its replies at threshold 0 or even -1. If you don't do that then you diserve to be uninformed :-).

      As for you, it seems like you're just karma whoring.

    7. Re:cause I can not remember by Kenyaman · · Score: 1

      By the way, the mormon church gave up pologomy of their own accord before even joining the union. It's not a matter of the law telling them not to.

      I was under the impression that the Mormons gave up polygamy in order to improve their chances of Utah gaining statehood. Not sure what pologomy is, but expect it's a typo. :)

    8. Re:cause I can not remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "By the way, the mormon church gave up pologomy of their own accord before even joining the union. It's not a matter of the law telling them not to."

      Reynolds v. US was in 1879.
      Mormon polygamy stopped officially in 1889 *because it was illegal*. Read the Manifesto.

    9. Re:cause I can not remember by pi_rules · · Score: 1

      I once watched a few under age drinkers in court getting sentenced for MIPs in Michigan. One kid actually said to the judge, "Well, it wasn't exactly in my -posession-." The judge then asked him where it was... "In my stomach." was the reply.

      The judge wasn't amused. His reply was simply "That still counts.".

    10. Re:cause I can not remember by Geekboy(Wizard) · · Score: 1

      If you drink it on private property, and don't leave the property, and it is completly out of your system when you leave, then it's legal.

      I've had cops come to many of our parties, but as long as we don't leave the property until we're compleatly sober, we don't get in trouble. =)

    11. Re:cause I can not remember by coldmist · · Score: 2, Informative

      Please notice your examples and how they break down into two major camps: Ones that violate someone else's rights and ones that don't.

      Killing someone (even in Religion's name) is violating that person's right to life (whether it be voluntary or not is another question). Whereas an "underage" person taking the sacrament in the Catholic church is not violating anyone else's rights.

      Classic quote by Frederic Bastiat in The Law (1850):

      No society can exist unless the laws are respected to a certain degree. The safest way to make laws respected is to make them respectable. When law and morality contradict each other, the citizen has the cruel alternative of either losing his moral sense or losing his respect for the law. These two evils are of equal consequence, and it would be difficult for a person to choose between them. The nature of law is to maintain justice. This is so much the case that, in the minds of the people, law and justice are one and the same thing. There is in all of us a strong disposition to believe that anything lawful is also legitimate. This belief is so widespread that many persons have erroneously held that things are "just" because law makes them so.
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    12. Re:cause I can not remember by Saeger · · Score: 1
      ...Mormons can't practice polygamy...

      I'm not Mormon, but laws against polygamy are just plain puritanically regressive, and WRONG; and it doesn't belong in your list of examples.

      If a man or woman wants to marry more than one consenting spouse, what right does the government have to lock you up for that? None.

      The war against consensual crimes pisses me off.

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    13. Re:cause I can not remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, God was afraid of being thrown in jail ;)

    14. Re:cause I can not remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can marry more than one person if you want, it's just that only one spouse would be *legal*. You just can't have 5 people filing their taxes as "married" all to one person. Technically speaking, as far as the law was concerned, it *would* be adultery, but I don't think there's laws against that.

    15. Re:cause I can not remember by mpe · · Score: 2

      You just can't have 5 people filing their taxes as "married" all to one person. Technically speaking, as far as the law was concerned, it *would* be adultery, but I don't think there's laws against that.

      Technically speaking, in the US, a constitutional ammendment (specifically modifying the 14th) would be required to even allow different income taxation for marrieds and non-marrieds.

  18. common sense. by codetalker · · Score: 2

    I remember a while back, here in Canada, a bunch of pot smokers made a religion up by saying that pot was god's method of showing us truth and beauty etc. Needless to say, nothing came of that. It's someone's right to refuse blood, but if a child is refused blood due to the religious beleifs of the parents, and death is possible our government would and has 'taken protective custody' of the child. I know that the DMCA is an American law and this loophole looks towards the American constitution, but governments all really think alike. I don't think the U.S. government would tolerate some of the things the Afghan Taliban does. Here, if your wife cheats on you and you kill her, you go to jail. They don't care what religious right you have. I realise the things a joke but we can dream can't we?

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    1. Re:common sense. by tb3 · · Score: 2
      a religion[...] saying that pot was god's method of showing us truth and beauty


      Isn't that Rastafarian?

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    2. Re:common sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I remember a while back, here in Canada, a bunch of pot smokers made a religion up by saying that pot was god's method of showing us truth and beauty etc.

      There's two of them from what I remember. They live (or lived) in an abandoned industrial site they "bought" in Guelph (or was it Cambridge?), Ontario, Canada. I think they were kicked out of the building at one point and had to move into a trailer on the site -- that and there was a dispute between the former owner of the land and them about the legality of the sale.

      Supposedly the cops knew they smoked pot there but they had better things to do than bust a couple of nuts.

      Sorry, I don't have any stories about it from the 'net on hand, this is from memory (I might be off on a couple of points).

    3. Re:common sense. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      Most of the Native American beliefs view Tobacco as a way of being with the Spirits.

      The reason this is interesting is because we all now that if tobacco went up before the FDA today, it would never be approved for human consumption.

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  19. the name of the Great Programmer... by faqBastard · · Score: 3, Funny
    Of course the news release doesn't give the name of the Great Programmer. (That would be sacrilege or something I suppose...)


    BILL GATES!!!


    NO!!!!!


    of course, that would explain why humans are so insecure and unstable....

    1. Re:the name of the Great Programmer... by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 1

      of course, that would explain why humans are so insecure and unstable....

      And it would explain why we seem to want to seg fault and dump core all the time.

      (Sorry, bad reference to the bastardization of The Matrix. I probably deserve to be modded down for it.)

    2. Re:the name of the Great Programmer... by Rimbo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "of course, that would explain why humans are so insecure and unstable...."

      Speak for yourself -- that's just for those of you who are made by Microsoft. We open-source humans, although lacking a user-friendly interface, are much more secure and stable, and when instabilities are encountered, patch our problems up in much less time!

      And our interfaces are improving rapidly, too...

    3. Re:the name of the Great Programmer... by glenebob · · Score: 1

      No, not possible. The universe was written in C. Everybody knows Bill Gates would have tried to do it in BASIC, and it would have crashed within hours.

    4. Re:the name of the Great Programmer... by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > BILL GATES!!!

      Serves you right for running strings() on the results of a KERNEL32.EXE XOR'ed with a dump of vmlinux, doesn't it?

      There are Things that Man Was Not Meant To Know.

      (And now you know why there's that no-reverse-engineering, no-disassembly, no-lookee-at-the-executable clause in your EULA.)

    5. Re:the name of the Great Programmer... by wysoft · · Score: 1

      But you never seem to have a very visually attractive user interface.

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    6. Re:the name of the Great Programmer... by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Actually the physics was written in assembly, while mass was written in a high "object" oriented language, probably C++. Though I bet in the early days alot of it was faked with C.

    7. Re:the name of the Great Programmer... by Rimbo · · Score: 2

      But you never seem to have a very visually attractive user interface.

      I don't know, the KDE -- the Kosmetics Disguise Effectation -- can work wonders with even the ugliest of us. :)

    8. Re:the name of the Great Programmer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's in C, you morons, because that is the One True Hacker Language.

    9. Re:the name of the Great Programmer... by unitron · · Score: 2

      Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Go to hell".

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  20. -1 Loser by ebbv · · Score: 1


    so, satire is entirely lost on people who ate paint chips as kids i guess.

    do the world a favour and go drink some bleach, if you can still speak, step up to dran-o.

    then go ahead and slap your fingers in a drawer 'til you can't type. don't even think about getting one of those stephen hawking type-with-your-eyes devices either.
    ...dave

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  21. Bush Rulez! by graveyhead · · Score: 2

    Yeah! Then Bush will have to support it with his community/religion program. You are therefore compelled to "grep for the divine message" in order to receive Gov't help! This is excellent because it a) gives us a *real* reason to pirate American Pie, and b) pitts the gov't against the MPAA/RIAA in an all out rumble. Where's Jessie Ventura when we need him!

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    1. Re:Bush Rulez! by osu-neko · · Score: 3, Funny
      Where's Jessie Ventura when we need him!

      Annoying those of us who don't need him (e.g. the citizens of Minnesota)...

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    2. Re:Bush Rulez! by NonSequor · · Score: 2

      Hey you! Join the Navy!

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    3. Re:Bush Rulez! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You morons have no one to blame but yourselves! At least he didn't buy a Presidency or anything.

    4. Re:Bush Rulez! by Nightpaw · · Score: 1

      It's spelled "Jesse". That is how men spell it. Ask King Solomon's grandfather.

    5. Re:Bush Rulez! by Danse · · Score: 1

      What has he done to be annoying? I haven't really heard anything about how well he's doing.

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    6. Re:Bush Rulez! by kilgore_47 · · Score: 1

      Annoying those of us who don't need him (e.g. the citizens of Minnesota)...

      I guess democracy seems cooler when your in the majority, huh?
      Wow. A system like that could draw a mix of entirely different people into a single group of people with a national identity.

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    7. Re:Bush Rulez! by dman123 · · Score: 1
      Well, let's see... I haven't yet read any newspapers today, but the most recent was taking credit (boasting) for giving Dubya the idea of a federal tax cut. [paraphrase] "Of course, President Bush won't admit that it was my idea, but it was! In Minnesota, the state refund checks are called 'Jesse checks.'"[/paraphrase]

      What an ego!

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    8. Re:Bush Rulez! by LetterJ · · Score: 2

      Though it carries the bias of the paper itself, the St. Paul Pioneer Press has an archive page of Jesse news.

      http://www.pioneerplanet.com/archive/jesse/

  22. Where's the website? by RedOregon · · Score: 1
    How do we join the church!! Someone's gotta have a website dedicated to this church somewhere!


    A wise man once said,

    "Everything you need is on the Internet. You just can't find it."
    I forget who.
    --
    Skivvy Niner? Email me!
    HEY! Look left just ONE MORE TIME!
    1. Re:Where's the website? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dare not tell you, it would get slashdotted.

      It is all very simple really, the great designer programs with a four bit code, a c t g. The nice thing about guanine is, it is very easy to steal an electron from, thus indicating the ram type nature of DNA.Yes, we have had a molecular computer for millions of years.

      Morphogenesis is achieved by cell death. ie The hand starts as a bud of cells, and the fingers are shaped by the requiste cells dying off. Instructed to do so by the telomeres, these are a molecular counter found at the ends of the chromosomes. Every time the cell divides the telomere gets shorter. When there is no telomere left, the cell divides no longer, unless of course an enzyme called telermerase comes along which resets the telomeres. You don't want too much of that though, because then you will have the big --> C -- Cancer cells are immortal, funny ain't it.

  23. Re:Yeah Yeah, I rule... by tenman · · Score: 1

    That's a pretty cool calvin, but please tell me that the ascii art thing is just a slashdot phase!!!

  24. Where have i seen this before? by Overphiend · · Score: 5, Funny

    The P.I. believes that the holy document was actually written last Wednesday when the High Priest had a little too much to drink.

    This procedure for creating a religion seems pretty popular, I believe Scientology was created that way.

    1. Re:Where have i seen this before? by iforgotmyfirstlogon · · Score: 1

      Actually, scientology was created on a bet. I don't know if that's better or worse...

      - Freed

      --
      "Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love." -Turkish Proverb
    2. Re:Where have i seen this before? by Windjammer · · Score: 1

      Better watch yerself otherwise the chuch of Scientology will getcha for the DMCA..doh.....one religion using the DMCA against another religion....double DOH!!

      =)

      --
      What? Me worry? NEVER.....
    3. Re:Where have i seen this before? by Ziffy · · Score: 1

      Easy to say that. Now prove it.

  25. holy wars? by faqBastard · · Score: 1

    So, this justifies holy wars when it comes to questions of programming?

    1. Re:holy wars? by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Only after we settle the holy wars over what editor to use. There are still heretics out there who think vi is a good idea...

      --
      "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
  26. Terminology by virg_mattes · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Also note that having sex with a dozen teenage chicks at a time is part of my religion.

    Actually, by the time they're teenaged, they're not "chicks" any more. They're just "chickens" at that point.

    Virg

    1. Re:Terminology by Skynet · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, by the time they're teenaged, they're not "chicks" any more. They're just "chickens" at that point.

      And if you want to get REALLY specific, they would be "hens." I don't think that guy would want to boff the rooster. ;-)

      --
      Execute? [Y/N] _
    2. Re:Terminology by gaudior · · Score: 1

      By the time your doing chickens, does it really matter if they are hens or roosters? I mean, sick and twisted is sick and twisted.

    3. Re:Terminology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think you'll find the muscular movements produced by a hen in response to insertion of a large reproductive organ into the cloaca to be a much more fulfilling experience than anything a rooster has to offer. But then again, that's just my opinion, so please find out for yourself.

    4. Re:Terminology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no

    5. Re:Terminology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lordy

    6. Re:Terminology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the time they're teenaged the only thing they are is frozen or dead

    7. Re:Terminology by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      "..yeahhh he come to boff the rooster..."

      --
      My Suburban burns less gasoline than your Prius.
    8. Re:Terminology by Skynet · · Score: 1

      "..yeahhh he come to boff the rooster..."

      I was waiting for someone to quote Alice in Chains. ;-)

      --
      Execute? [Y/N] _
  27. Church of Pron by Alien54 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I can remember a pron theater many years ago in the city of Boston that tried to argue that they were a church, and that their films were part of the sacraments for their worshippers.

    Didn't go very far, but you had to admire their gusto.

    - - -
    Radio Free Nation
    "If You have a Story, We have a Soap Box"
    - - -

    --
    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
    1. Re:Church of Pron by Foggy+Tristan · · Score: 1

      Well, it's Boston. You need that sort of defense in Boston.

      It's worth pointing out that they probably lost when the court found out how they "gave communion"

      --
      Beware typoes.
  28. code review by termchimp · · Score: 2, Funny
    Then the Great Programmer leaned back in his executive chair, and gazed upon the newborn Universe. And frowned. He knew those sentient humans would be a problem.

    That's what the Great Programmer gets for writing self-modifying code.

    --
    My spoon is too big!
  29. but with Bush... by lambsonic · · Score: 1

    You might be able to pull it off and get federal funding for the "social service" of copying digital video.

    --
    # make clean sig
  30. Funny, yes.... by InfinityWpi · · Score: 1, Redundant

    But news for nerds? Stuff that matters? No.

    1. Re:Funny, yes.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear anonymous ASCII art poster,
      In two more hours you will be beaten with a severed nigger arm and drowned in a bucket of AIDS infested shit. Thank you.

      Timothy

    2. Re:Funny, yes.... by willfe · · Score: 1

      Sorry, didn't you see the sign? "It's funny. Laugh." :)

      --
      Read my stuff.
  31. RMS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think, as an intelligent person, he would see the humor in it and appreciate it, if not its attempt to undermine his message.

    Just because he doesn't compromise his ideals doesn't mean he doesn't have a sense of humor. I mean really, if you were a christian, would you appreciate if God cut a deal with the devil to split the souls 60-40, just to insure his monopoly on creation?

  32. Alleuia! by gatesh8r · · Score: 1
    My brothers of tha Faith! We must cry out in the tyranny of the DMCA! They have gone toooo far in restricting our of free worship of the devine Hacker. It is not about piracy... but about finding the DIVINE WORD in the binaries that proceed us. Those demons are the work of the evil marketer, and we must not lead onto the valley of the shadow of idiots that leads to eternal damnation in sales pitches and Pentium 4's!

    I implore you, let our Great Hacker lead your coding spirit to the almighty C compiler; so long as it isn't a M$ one! I implore you; IMPLORE YOU to take on thine evil marketers and their slew of arch demons, the MPAA, the RIAA, and the CSS... along with Adobe, M$, and Amazon.com.

    Rev. gatesh8r, Cardinal of the The First Church Of Digital Grepping

    --
    Karma whorin' since 1999
  33. knitpicking.... by tonys1110 · · Score: 1

    found it funny, but there are some technical errors...

    On the fifth day, He compiled his work, and received 1,024 errors. On the sixth day, He debugged. On the seventh day, He continued to debug. Rest is for the weak. On the eight day, the debugging continued. Only 128 compiler warnings did He now receive.

    you don't "debug" compiler errors, you just freakin fix them... and

    On the thirteenth day, He discovered the fatal flaw, a misplaced comma He did find. And then void main() executed, and the Big Bang did occur.

    void main()? common! it's int main, and optionally (int argc, char **argv)... and a program as large as this is sure to take some arguments... --version if nothing else.

    1. Re:knitpicking.... by Foggy+Tristan · · Score: 1

      main() returned human existence and the universe.

      Therefore the current return type is void

      (This comment would have been up earlier, except the time restrictions keep playing Keepaway with me)

      --
      Beware typoes.
    2. Re:knitpicking.... by keytoe · · Score: 1
      main() returned human existence and the universe.

      Therefore the current return type is void

      No, no, no... main() did not return human existence and the universe - it returned 42, an int!

      PS - it's nit (like baby lice) picking (like, um, picking)

    3. Re:knitpicking.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      It hasn't returned yet, and what will it return to?

    4. Re:knitpicking.... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      Good thing He didn't use Java; I don't think humanity would survive the garbage collection process. And lets face it, we're leaking resources and the Earth's going to GPF real soon now.

      --
      Vintage computer games and RPG books available. Email me if you're interested.
    5. Re:knitpicking.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's one of the funniest things I've ever read.

    6. Re:knitpicking.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > void main()? common! it's int main, and
      > optionally (int argc, char **argv)... and
      > a program as large as this is sure to
      > take some arguments... --version if nothing
      > else

      No, I'd prefer it to be void - if it ever returns, we're in *BIG* trouble......

      glen.

  34. I like the verse numbering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but they could have wrote those in hexadecimal.

  35. Religions by scott1853 · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    So what does it actually take to create your own religion? You obviously don't need proof of the existence of a higher power or every religion out there wouldn't be acknowledged. Can I start saying that my god is the "Great Programmer" and get away with stuff, or is there some sort of catch, like you must prove that your IQ is the same as a cabbage to be legally allowed to believe in such things.

    1. Re:Religions by twitter · · Score: 2
      It does not take too much more than followers, as can be seen from Scientology and Mormanism.

      It's funny how athiests think they are so clever. If they could stop worshiping themselves for a moment, get away from a computer, or get a life they might see some grandure in the world and imagine a creator. Religion might then make sense to them. Dimmer bulbs seem to always be blinded by their own light.

      --

      Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    2. Re:Religions by markmoss · · Score: 2
      The IRS has definite regulations for what constitutes a "church" for purposes of tax exemption. They should be on the IRS web site, if you think you can wade through the bureaucratese. I don't have time. I once read a translation of them into plain English, but since the source was biased, I'd like to see someone else's interpretation. According to this source, you've got to give up a lot of your freedoms to qualify, for instance the minister cannot preach against taxation...


      I don't know how closely the courts follow the IRS in determining whether something is a "religion" for other purposes. Certainly they aren't going to allow just any religious practice. You can dance nude around the oak tree on your own fenced land, but not around the oak tree in the city park, except maybe in some California cities. Human sacrifice is out. You can't burn heretics at the stake. If the Hashashin cult were still around, they just might get an exemption for their marijuana concentrates, but not for assassinating enemies of the faith...

    3. Re:Religions by Teancom · · Score: 1

      Not that you did an out-and-out comparision or anything, but please don't put Mormonism next to Scientology. :-) I realize that not everybody likes the mormons, but to put us in the same class as the hubbardites, well, it's just not nice ;-)

      Thanks,

  36. Oy. by blair1q · · Score: 1, Troll

    This sort of joke is so old it could only be funny to adolescents who hadn't heard one like it before.

    Slashdot is showing its demographic.

    --Blair
    "No wonder I got so much karma..."

    1. Re:Oy. by Niksie3 · · Score: 1
      This sort of joke is so old it could only be funny to adolescents who hadn't heard one like it before.
      Do NOT insult me, or you will suffer the Cruel and unusual punishment of being converted into BASIC the Great Hacker will undoubtetly persue !!!!!!!!
      --
      Sig you!
  37. ULC eBook? by NitsujTPU · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ahh, as my first administration of the sacrement, I would like to decrypt the ULC eBook in order to gain access to the materials needed for an ordination in a box.

  38. The Afterlife. by siliconvortex · · Score: 1

    What happens when the Great Blackout happens and the Universe looses power. Does the Great Programmer have a UPC RAID system to transfer us to tranfer us to 8mm heaven?

    1. Re:The Afterlife. by anichan · · Score: 1

      Come on, it took him 9 days to fix his errors, you think he'd have hd the foresight to create an archival system? He probably doesn't even know what cron is. ;)

      --

      karma is for the weak >)

  39. dmca circumvention by Proud+Geek · · Score: 2

    Just encrypt your own transmissions violating the dmca using Really Obvious Encryption, then if someone charges you, you can countersue because they don't have a license from you.

    --

    Even Slashdot wants to hide some things

    1. Re:dmca circumvention by Legion303 · · Score: 1
      Silly geek, DMCA is for corporations.


      Incidentally, why the hell is Banjo inserting "helpful" site notices after links (you know, like this)? I'm fairly certain the majority of Slashdot readers are smart enough to hover the mouse and check the site for a second before clicking if they want to see where it goes.


      -Legion

    2. Re:dmca circumvention by ethereal · · Score: 1

      Nope, according to the good Cmdr, we aren't that smart. You can turn off the annoying link things in your preferences, though.

      Since it only took the trolls about a day to figure out how to use redirects to mask the goatse.cx links, I'm not sure what the point of the whole exercize was...

      --

      Your right to not believe: Americans United for Separation of Church and

    3. Re:dmca circumvention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There have always been ways to link to goatse.cx or wherever without actually having goatse.cx anywhere in the URL. That's what makes this new 'feature' so hilarious. Someone sees [goodsite.com] next to a link and they don't even bother hovering, since slashdot verified it for them.

      of course, http://goodsite.com/foo@goatse.cx still works, and there are ways to get google to redirect you to goatse.cx, and even sourceforge.

      Good try, though. Taco...

  40. Religion for geeks, nerds, whatever by mrgoat · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Actually, I have been having some pretty serious discussions about this with friends of mine, most of whom are grads from divinity and transpersonal psych backgrounds, as well as with my tech friends (the two happen to coincide quite often as well).

    Truth is, freedom of religion pretty much trumps just about every other right in the US. There are exceptions, but in general, even those who have lost on gambles such as polygamy and controlled substances still have a pretty wide berth on just about anything else.

    As such, many of my friends thought that creating a religion that covers code as an expressive form of religion has come up very often. If you think about it, people who have a deep understanding (deep by the average citizens' point of view, shallow in the tech world) of computers and technology are pretty much regarded as witches by most folks out in the world. The best way, my friends and I thought, to fight this kind of mindset is simply to adopt a shroud of religion.

    Hey Joe, you got a problem with the fact that I know things you don't? Well, I know this because God says ITS OK TO KNOW IT. Join my religion, and you can know it too. Just follow the rules. All of the sudden, most of the arguements over whether it should be legal to even KNOW about system security or info sec goes out the window by most peoples' standards if a christian church says its ok, then maybe it isnt the work of the devil, or witches, or evil haxors. Its ok, because god says it can exist.

    Yeah, I know that there is some moral reckoning in how the above is presented that wouldn't wash with some knowledgeable and highly ethical people. I don't care. I care about not being picked out of a crowd because I know something other people don't. I care about having something besides the EFF to back my ass up when someone decides to sue me or press charges over something nobody really understands, but hey, THATS OK to press charges, HE knows TECH. He's GOT TO be a witch/evil haxor/apostate.

    Fact is, I really do think whatever force that holds it all together talks through us and what we do. I don't think that it would be too unusual to start a church or temple or whatever to back that up, and to spread more knowledge around. Yeah, there are the baptists down the street, they are having a bake sale; the Catholics are having roulette night...oh, look over there, that new church, they are having free computer lessons!

    Anyways, we never got around to getting that IDEA off the ground. It was a nice one. However, that may happen in the future. Essentially, at the time, nobody wanted to do the research to write the canon and background literature. Everybody was busy working. Well, now that the bubble has burst, we've got that time. Maybe it will happen, maybe not.

    But really think about it...not many organizations can pull off the kind of stunts that folks need when shit hits the fan. Maybe a religion might not be a bad idea, jokes aside.

    --

    'Hail Eris, baby, hail Eris...pfffffffttt.' *cough* 'Yeah.'
    1. Re:Religion for geeks, nerds, whatever by osu-neko · · Score: 1
      If you think about it, people who have a deep understanding (deep by the average citizens' point of view, shallow in the tech world) of computers and technology are pretty much regarded as witches by most folks out in the world. The best way, my friends and I thought, to fight this kind of mindset is simply to adopt a shroud of religion.

      Err, how would adopting the shroud of religion help? Wiccans aren't thought any less evil for being Wiccans rather than simply witches...

      Of course, you're going to say "But Wiccans don't worship the same God, our church would!" That doesn't stop Southern Baptists from distributing pamphlets claiming Catholics are evil pagan Satan worshippers.

      ...if a christian church says its ok, then maybe it isnt the work of the devil, or witches, or evil haxors. Its ok, because god says it can exist.

      Again, not likely. First of all, you'd need a Christian church to say it's okay, and second, that won't mean anything to anyone outside that church (see above re-Baptists and Catholics).

      - Reverend GT [ULC] :)

      --
      "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
    2. Re:Religion for geeks, nerds, whatever by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      Reading the Illuminatus! trilogy, huh?

    3. Re:Religion for geeks, nerds, whatever by mrgoat · · Score: 1

      Heh. Most of my friends claim to have read it, but I have never been able to find it. I think the existence of those stories must just be some kind of hoax or something. ;)

      --

      'Hail Eris, baby, hail Eris...pfffffffttt.' *cough* 'Yeah.'
    4. Re:Religion for geeks, nerds, whatever by Guil+Rarey · · Score: 1


      Religion for geeks, nerds, whatever (Score:2)
      by mrgoat (mdafdsNO@SPAMyahoo.com) on Monday

      As such, many of my friends thought that creating a religion that covers code as an expressive form of religion has come up very often. If you think about it, people who have a deep understanding (deep by the average citizens' point of view, shallow in the tech world) of computers and technology are pretty much regarded as witches by most folks out in the world. The best way, my friends and I thought, to fight this kind of mindset is simply to adopt a shroud of religion.

      I read this and all I can think of is Isaac Asimov's "Foundation"....

      once again, reality is for those who can't handle sicence fiction...

      --
      Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball
    5. Re:Religion for geeks, nerds, whatever by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      computers and technology are pretty much regarded as witches by most folks out in the world


      This is more true than you know. The average person regards a computer as a magic box into which you must insert the Holy Offering (CD) begin the ritual incantation (run the installer,) hope that you've appeased it (pre-requisites) and pray for it to work (how many times have you seen somebody say something like "Please work, please work, come on, please work, oh God please work!") and, when things don't work, call upon the Holy Priesthood (sys admins and the like) who then do things which are beyond the ken of mere mortals.

      And how many people regard their computers as sentient and malevolent?
      --
      Vintage computer games and RPG books available. Email me if you're interested.
    6. Re:Religion for geeks, nerds, whatever by nytes · · Score: 1

      While I haven't been discussing it with anyone, I've had a similar thought. Seriously.

      A serious DMCA-violating philosophy could be constructed from a simple basis: "The salvation of mankind relies on the dissemination of knowledge."

      It is sinful to hinder the salvation of man, therefore it is sinful to hinder the disemination of knowledge.

      --
      -- I have monkeys in my pants.
    7. Re:Religion for geeks, nerds, whatever by mrgoat · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...that would be interesting. Might want to add on there: "all knowledge is god, one must know as much of god as possible to attain a heavenly state".

      Yep, I bet Jack Valenti is feeling something crawling up his skin right now...

      --

      'Hail Eris, baby, hail Eris...pfffffffttt.' *cough* 'Yeah.'
    8. Re:Religion for geeks, nerds, whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mrgoat said:
      *Yeah, I know that there is some moral reckoning in how the above is presented that wouldn't wash with some knowledgeable and highly ethical people. I don't care. I care about not being picked out of a crowd because I know something other people don't.*

      Creating a fake religion isn't going to solve that problem. Seriously. Removing the FUD about TECH people is the only thing that will. Remove ignorance, don't create a shroud. Creating a religion will just create more FUD, and put all those "knowledgeable and ethical" people offside, because they will be offended and angry about people creating a false religion that is supposed to be representative of "all geeks". And everybody will *know* that it's a fake religion. You don't gain legitimacy by lying to people.

      Geeze, I have to apologize enough for the antics of extremists who call themselves members of my religion -- I don't want to have to apologize for being a geek as well!

      Besides, creating a religion misses the point (amusing though the original article was). The DCMA is an unjust and immoral law. We should be fighting for justice, not trying to hide under a rock.

      KerrAvonsen
      (non-atheist geek)

  41. Not exactly by JohnDenver · · Score: 1

    Which is roughly equivalent to saying they have their religious liberty in their own lands, but not in the United States in general. This is kind of like saying you have the right to copy eBooks under US Law, as long as you do it in Russia.

    Might as well nick some pits

    Reservations are subjected to Federal law and are not considered independant nations. They are essentially nations within nations, so your analogy doesn't work either...

    --
    "Communism is like having one [local] phone company " - Lenny Bruce
  42. This was a good laugh, but.. by bsquizzato · · Score: 1

    the title said "A solution for the DMCA." Would someone care to point out where the actual solution is? ;) Thanks.

    1. Re:This was a good laugh, but.. by Foggy+Tristan · · Score: 1

      Essentially, by making digital copying of media an aspect of religious freedom, attempts to curtail that freedom become unconstitutional, thereby shooting DMCA in the buttocks (and the torso, and the leg, and the arm, etc.)

      (that's what the "Rock beats scissors" refers to)

      --
      Beware typoes.
    2. Re:This was a good laugh, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only solution is the Final Solution. Heil Hitler!

    3. Re:This was a good laugh, but.. by Legion303 · · Score: 1
      Not only was the article not funny, but technically, you can't create a religion incorporating practices that are already considered illegal and expect the courts to work for you. (You can't expect the courts to work for you anyway, but that's another story.)

      -Legion

  43. You wanker. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You wanker. Shut the hell up. I'm sick and tired of people posting "This doesn't belong on slashdot because whine whine whine"

    Shut the fuck up and leave. User #175,421. Gee, you sure got here early, I can see where you get off telling people how this should be run. Do the rest of us a favor and get lost. If you don't want to read a story, then don't fucking read it. Don't whine about it in the forums.

    God, is always september here?

  44. It's a solution alright... by MBCook · · Score: 1

    Praise the Lord!

    --
    Comment forecast: Bits of genius surrounded by a sea of mediocrity.
  45. Memo to the MPAA Membership from Jack Valenti by dinotrac · · Score: 3, Funny

    It has come to my attention that some of you think that we should incorporate ourselves as a religion based on tightly holding on to our intellectual property and trampling anyone who thinks their pitiful little rights matter.

    This would be pointless. I know that some of you are concerned because some religions have sprung up that worship free speech and such things.

    Just remember what happened years ago when John Lennon made the mistake of saying that the Beatles were bigger than Jesus.

    He was wrong. The Beatles weren't. We, however, are.

    Sincerely yours,

    Jack Valenti

    1. Re:Memo to the MPAA Membership from Jack Valenti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who is Jebus?

  46. Well, I guess that narrows it down. . . by T300bps · · Score: 1

    After all, not every OS will let you get away with naming something

    Great Programmer/Universe

    without complaining about the space. . .

    T3/Dev
    Need. . .caffiene. . .

    1. Re:Well, I guess that narrows it down. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ofcourse, but I think it actually should be:
      /Users/Great Programmer/Documents/Projects/Universe/

      In the beginning He used ":" instead of "/". But Steve... uh the Great Programmer saw that it looked really silly with :Users:Great Programmer:Documents:Projects:Universe: so he changed it.

      The true world is ofcource hidden from the ordinary users. Only those who has seen the /Applications/Utilities/Terminal.app is truly enligtened...

      --
      Mattias Holm

  47. No teenage orgy DMCA exists by JohnDenver · · Score: 1

    If I had only known then what I know now...

    --
    "Communism is like having one [local] phone company " - Lenny Bruce
  48. They haven't convinced me by notext · · Score: 1

    No religion is complete without a number of holidays that you only get off why every other religion works.

    If they were to ammend some holidays into their mix, I would definitely convert.

  49. but what about the peyote? by stego · · Score: 0, Troll

    Freedom of religion only extends as far as there is a Jesuus involved...

    1. Re:but what about the peyote? by Unknown+Bovine+Group · · Score: 1
      Freedom of religion only extends as far as there is a Jesuus involved...

      True. Try walking out of any building other than a church, go up to a cop, and say, "Do you have a toothpick? I've just had some human flesh and blood, and some flesh is still stuck in my teeth."

      --
      m00.
  50. oh i get it by antistuff · · Score: 1

    he keeps following the rules and doing stupid things at the same time. hahaha.

  51. And you knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Universe...

    And on the 20th day, The great programmer built a beowulf cluster of Great Programmer/Universe...

    And on the 21st day, the heathen known as Bill was
    cast out of the land... into the fiery depths of
    redmond...

    And the children rejoiced...

  52. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    The founding fathers did not have a problem with state sponsored religions, most of them were deeply religous men. At the time the Constitution was written several of the original states had official religions. The purpose of the 'separation of church and state' clause was to prevent the Federal government from sponsoring a religion.

    Official state religions slowly withered away in the years following the signing of the Constitution. Now people who have no knowledge of why that clause exists in the Constitution believe it means something totally orthogonal to its original meaning. Welcome to Amerika.


  53. Sounds like a forking from... by Black+Art · · Score: 5, Funny

    the First Disassembly of God church.

    In the First Disassembly of God church we seek to reverse engineer the nature of the cosmos and supply weekly diffs and patches at our worship services. (As well as debugging of the faithful, documenting the numberous ways of violating syntax, and distribution of the Wine libraries and /etc/hosts file.)

    --
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    1. Re:Sounds like a forking from... by First+Person · · Score: 1

      Amen! Where can I sign up?

      --
      Given one hour to live, the student replied: "I'd spend it with professor FP who can make an hour seem like a lifetime."
    2. Re:Sounds like a forking from... by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      > In the First Disassembly of God church we seek to reverse engineer the nature of the cosmos and supply weekly diffs and patches at our worship services.

      Actually, what you describe as the First Disassembly of God church goes back at least 2500 years.

      Its members are called "physicists".

      A guy in a bathtub started it. They named a screw after him. There was another guy who had an apple fall on his head. Another guy drew ellipses and shaded in sections of 'em. Then there was a bunch of devotees who played around with magnets and batteries, and following them, some folks with a thing for that glowing gunk that came out of pitchblende. Someone figured out that you can use the bits that fly off the glowing gunk to bash bits of non-glowing gunk, and that the non-glowing gunk is mostly empty space. You can even take the small bits of gunk that aren't empty space and bash 'em against each other, and see what they're made of. (Even if you can never measure precisely where the bits of gunk are, or how much momentum they have, at any given moment. Uh, we're still working on how God pulled that one off.)

      By the way, if anyone knows what any of this "small-bits-of-gunk-that-you-can't-measure-where-i t-is-and-sometimes-it-acts-like-a-wave hack" has to do with God's other weird hack - the one that makes heavy stuff like apples, move towards other heavy stuff like planets (unless some church member's head is in the way), please apply for membership ASAP. We're pretty stumped on this bit.

  54. Misplaced comma by apankrat · · Score: 1

    "...On the thirteenth day, He discovered the fatal flaw, a misplaced comma He did find..."

    In 1960s there was Soviet Venus Exploration Program. The first lander successfully decended to the Venus at 1967 was Venera 4. Note the ***4*** :) - according to the rumors previous 3 missed the Venus because there was an error in navigation program (written in Fortran) .. and, yes, you guessed it right - dot was misplaced with the comma :). But that's just a rumor though :)

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    1. Re:Misplaced comma by wumingzi · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a fun rumor, but 196x computers which did high-level abstract stuff like run programs compiled in Fortran took up entire rooms.

      My guess is any electronics on the sat itself were hand-wired circuit boards.

      If you mean the navigation program on the ground had an error, I'd say... maybe.

      True or false, thanks for sharing a fun story!

      j.

    2. Re:Misplaced comma by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      This rumor has a grain of truth to it. One of the early Venus probes (I can't remember whether it was US or USSR) went into solar orbit because of a missing comma.

      The line was supposed to read something line (numbers changed to protect the innocent):

      DO 100 I = 1, 10

      But actually read

      DO 100 I = 1 10

      Because the compiler collapsed spaces, it became

      DO100I = 110

      --
      Fascism starts when the efficiency of the government becomes more important than the rights of the people.
  55. Naked Shakespeare, too. by dave-fu · · Score: 1

    The sort of legit version and the fact that Floridian nudie clubs were getting around indecent exposure statutes by having their "thespians" recite Shakespeare while gyrating.

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    Easy does it!
    This comment has been submitted already, 276865 hours , 59 minutes ago. No need to try again.
  56. So called "Great Programmer" by FortKnox · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    if the "Great Programmer" was so great, he'd design for the first couple days and avoid the whole "compile and get 1,024 errors." This dude didn't learn to code correctly.

    I hate how people see professional coders as people that sit down and just start coding without any planning. I spend weeks designing before I start coding. I like having UML, sequence diagrams, and use cases before I write a line of code.
    I've found that once I do this, I have very few errors (mostly typos). I used to do it the old way back in college, and, yeah, you get a million errors, but not if you use good design...

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    Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
    1. Re:So called "Great Programmer" by Xerithane · · Score: 2
      Every programmer knows the correct way to measure your greatness is to see how many lines you can write without getting any errors. (Syntax or logical).


      Hence, The Great Programmer really was probably a kid playing with Deity Basic his mom got him for christmas and now we're stuck living in his malformed world because he doesn't know proper techniques.


      But.. is it really a surprise thinking of it this way. This explains every natural disaster, problem, and why-do-bad-things-happen-to-good people.



      Karma.c:293:

      if ( entity.action() == K_GOOD )
      entity.karma(entity.karma()-1);

      ...

      if ( entity.karma()
      All because of a single typo.. damn I need a more productive job..

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      Dacels Jewelers can't be trusted.
    2. Re:So called "Great Programmer" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Try working in the real world sometime...


    3. Re:So called "Great Programmer" by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > The Great Programmer really was probably a kid playing with Deity Basic his mom got him for christmas and now we're stuck living in his malformed world because he doesn't know proper techniques.

      Hmm, maybe that explains the Heisenberg uncertainty principle. He was using FDIVs on a Pentium to model the particle positions and momentum vectors.

      (Schrodinger's Cat is just the Excel spreadsheet that makes it show up in dollar amounts. Bell's Theorem is, uh... well, we're still trying to figure that one out. But it's pretty weird)

    4. Re:So called "Great Programmer" by ComaVN · · Score: 1

      I spend weeks designing a program once. And when it was ready, the output was "Hello wordl!"
      damn!

      --
      Be wary of any facts that confirm your opinion.
    5. Re:So called "Great Programmer" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      UML, sequence diagrams, and use cases???

      Heh. If you're Good, you do the design work and code it a few times "in your head". Build it, run it, all internally. Then just sit down and document the mental process as code. Anything else and you're just shovelin' coal.

  57. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There should not be bible clubs in school, anymore than there should be satanic clubs at school

    What? That's like saying: there should not be paramedics in the society anymore than there should be murderers.

    Bible clubs as an expression of Christianity fundamentally represent Good whereas "satanic clubs" are evil. You're a prime example of the modern day people with no functioning moral compass. No wonder so many kids grow up so twisted these days.

  58. But... by MO! · · Score: 2
    Will I be forgiven by The Great Programmer? For I have sinned... In my youth, I did codeth in COBOL!! [cries in fetal position] I knew not what I was doing!!!

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    I AM, therefore I THINK!
    1. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All is allowed

    2. Re:But... by rlanctot · · Score: 1

      Evil! EEEEVIL! Blasphemer! BUUUUUUURN HIM! Hehe.

  59. Re:Protected religious practices...Congress Helps by darkPHi3er · · Score: 5, Funny

    WASHINGTON POSTTIMESHEARLD
    WASHINGTON, DC: Aug 30, 2001

    As Congress furiously discussed what to do with the newly discovered "First Church Of Digital Grepping" and its alleged dogma that requires its members to constantly search through copyrighted materials for sacred meaning and salvation, the lobbying organizations for the entertainment and publishing sprang into action.

    The entertainments' lawyer and lobbyists have already brought about a marked increase in donations of cash, luxury cars, booze, dope and the deployment of hookers.

    One crack addict in a poor neighborhood of DC told us today, "Man, you can't score any good shit with it all going to them Congressmen. We down here smoking Draino and hoping those lobbyists from the entertainment industment get whatever the hell it is they want so we can get our freak back on!"

    Another professional worker in the recreational sex business tells relates a similar story, "Geez, it's normally bad enough here with all these Congressmen around. Can't keep in they pants, anyway. You know how it is, if they ain't doing one of us out here, they doing the American people in there. But with all them lawyers and lobbyists working Congress about that Geek Religion thing, its nearly as bad for a sex worker as it is when they ain't no interns around. That's the worst, it's just every ho for themselves then and pray for new load of interns."

    Sources within the entertainment industry say their goal is the simple protection of the artists.

    One anonymous source said, "Look we all know that the actual artist, the creator who is the principal beneficiary of our actions here. We're going to ensure that the people who create the movies, music and books that we all love and cherish continue to receive their .0000001% of all our net net revenues. We're very serious about this."

    Another source said that perhaps a solution similar to the one used with Native American peoples would be effective in dealing with "The First Church Of Digital Grepping".

    That is, round all them up, march two thousand miles in the middle of winter. Take their computers and ATM cards away from them. Give them habitats in faroff remote Northern rural areas, and allow them to practice their supposed religion two or three times a year, under close Bureau of Geek Affairs supervision.

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    Ten quid, she's so easy to blind. And not a word is spoken...
  60. a few questions by carambola5 · · Score: 1

    1. When is the deadline for giving you all my money and killing my family as a sacrifice? 2. I'm not a huge fan of sugary drinks. Do I still have to drink the kool-aid(tm)? 3. Why is everyone wearing black? And what's with everyone having the same shoes?
    <sig>Remember, it's not paranoia if they're really after you.</sig>

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    IWARS.
    People, in general, disappoint me. Politicians even more so.
  61. Re:Seperation of Church and State by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    The U.S. Supreme Court specifically said that the establishment clause prevented the U.S. Federal government from ruling if $cientology was a religion or not.

    The IRS later over-ruled SCOTUS and declared it a religion. (I know, but they basically did.) Members of $cientology can now deduct tution fees for $cientology schools as religious contributions. As well for as private detectives and massive lawsuits.

    So now I guess we know who wears the pants in the U.S. Federal government... :^)

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    One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
  62. Talk about blasphemers! by JohnG · · Score: 1
    It's naive to think that the Great Programmer would use C to code the universe. Everyone knows he used Objective-C!

    That should of course be:

    It's naive to think that the Great Programmer would use C to code the universe. Everyone knows He used Objective-C!

    And you have the nerve to call us blasphemers! :)

  63. your sig... by FortKnox · · Score: 1

    I was contemplating your sig (a good one!), and started thinking aobut it. To enlarge it:

    All coders want are fast cars, fast women, and fast algorithms, but what they get are efficent cars, efficent women, and efficent algorithms.

    --
    Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
    1. Re:your sig... by Unknown+Bovine+Group · · Score: 1
      All coders want are fast cars, fast women, and fast algorithms, but what they get are efficent cars, efficent women, and efficent algorithms.


      Uh, maybe, if by "efficient women" you mean "a hand, a sock, and a bottle of lotion."

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      m00.
  64. oh shut up by SideshowBob · · Score: 1

    It's a joke for crying out loud.. Get over yourself.

  65. Re:Seperation of Church and State by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    Here's an interesting question: Should the U.S. military be allowed to have religious chaplains?

    It sounds like the same class of thing as voluntary religion clubs in schools to me. (And I imagine schools are state level not federal?)

    By the way, the U.S. Army caters to Wiccans. Who are not satanists, of course. Mind you, I doubt the satanists are much more dangerous than, say, a Neitche (sp) Appreciation Club, or Randites. :^)

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  66. Seriously folks... by Uttles · · Score: 1

    I can understand being interested in technology and "geeky" things... but if you read more than the first few sentences of this thing you need to go to some therapy. Whoever wrote this needs to find a more stimulating job because they obviously have too much time on their hands. Do you all think it would be possible for us to get some USEFUL news today?

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    ~ now you know
  67. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Who the fuck says Christianity is good? At least the satanists will leave you the fuck alone when you are trying to eat your dinner.

    If not for your religiously blinded mind, you would see the fucking hypocracy in your post. Asshole.

  68. The Right Reverend Hemos by T1girl · · Score: 1, Troll

    Proving once again that there is Life after Hope.

  69. And on the 16th day... by glenebob · · Score: 1

    ...he did discover a storage space shortage and did then execute this command:
    rm -f /home/bill_gates/.ego

    The command is still running...

  70. how long? by room101 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    It took the "great programmer" 5 days to get rid of his compiler errors?

    What a twink.

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    room101 -- how much can you stand before they break you?
    (they always break you eventually)
    1. Re:how long? by room101 · · Score: 4, Funny

      ah, geez, and don't get me started on the "void main" thing.

      (that should be "int main")

      --
      room101 -- how much can you stand before they break you?
      (they always break you eventually)
    2. Re:how long? by ink · · Score: 4, Funny

      That all depends on if He planned for the universe to ever exit(). We will need to consult the prophets to find the answer.

      --
      The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
    3. Re:how long? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No, it does not depend. "void main()" is wrong regardless of whether or not the universe ever returns. It may prevent the universe from even starting up!

      See http://www.eskimo.com/~scs/C-faq/q11.14.html for details

      A sig would go here

    4. Re:how long? by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > That all depends on if He planned for the universe to ever exit(). We will need to consult the prophets to find the answer.


      Why bother? Aren't we pretty sure the halting problem isn't solvable?


      (That is, even if you had the answer to the halting problem out of divine revelation from the Great Programmer, by Godel's Incompleteness Theorem, you'd never be able to prove it...)

    5. Re:how long? by shogun · · Score: 1

      Wow we've already got our first great schism between the camps of the void main()s and the int main()s. Please dont go crusading over Europe over this issue just yet.

    6. Re:how long? by ink · · Score: 1

      I think He wrote the Universe before ANSI got hold of C.

      --
      The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
    7. Re:how long? by vidarh · · Score: 2
      The halting problem is about the generic case, not a special case.

      That is, you can't find a way to prove that any program P will halt, but you can find infinite P for which you can decide whether it will halt or not.

    8. Re:how long? by mikera · · Score: 2

      Perhaps the Great Programmer is writing to something a little more powerful than a mere Turing Machine?

      My guess is that "Does [reg1] halt on [reg2]" is an one-cycle machine code instruction on His Almighty Box.

      Obviously, the registers are cabable of holding arbitrary length lambda expressions. Much more elegant than all this primitive finite state rubbish.

    9. Re:how long? by mikera · · Score: 2

      Other useful instructions:

      "Is function [reg1] equal to function [reg2]"

      We can't do this for general functions at the moment. Problem is caused by the fact that lots of different algorithms produce the same result for all possible input, and are therefore equal functions.

      "Calculate (possibly countable infinite) set determined by condition [reg1] on superset [reg2]"

      "return [reg1]th element of countable set [reg2] ordered by comparison function [reg3]"

      This would be handy for stuff like calculating the set of all primes.

      "Calculate maximum of function [reg1] on set [reg2]"

      Really, really useful.

    10. Re:how long? by esap · · Score: 1

      > That all depends on if He planned for
      > the universe to ever exit().
      > We will need to consult the prophets
      > to find the answer.

      But the profets cannot do that. Since the type of exit is "integer -> _|_", and you cannot ever have objects of type _|_ unless the universe is inconsistent, you can never observe an invocation to exit. Since it is also impossible to determine whether an arbitrary creation is semantically equivalent to a given another creation, you cannot even reliably find a valid example of exit. Therefore, there are no means which the profets could use to determine whether the universe incorporates the exit semantics.

      Of course, this is fine. If the profets could find an implementation of exit, this would immediately reduce the universe to an instance of _|_ (not least due to the profets just accidentally using the button labelled "BEWARE, IN NO SITATION SHOULD THIS BUTTON BE PRESSED, OR THIS UNIVERSE WILL CEASE TO EXIST. PROCEED ONLY AT YOUR OWN PERIL. THE MANUFACTURER OF THIS BUTTON CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ACTIONS TAKEN BY USERS OF THIS BUTTON, EVEN IF IT WOULD RESULT IN LOSS OF THE CONSISTENCY OF THE UNIVERSE, OR EVEN IF THIS STATEMENT WAS FALSE."), which would have very unfortunate consequences. This would be a major security breach, and would surpass even the threat of the DMCA, the MPAA, and even Microsoft.

      Unfortunately, being inconsistent means that any outcome can follow. Therefore, being inconsistent is the only viable course of action from the business point of view. It is therefore actually likely that the profets could be right, whatever they say. This is just one of the paradoxes of the universe.
      --
      rec x.x -> _|_.

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      -- Esa Pulkkinen
    11. Re:how long? by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > Perhaps the Great Programmer is writing to something a little more powerful than a mere Turing Machine?
      >
      > My guess is that "Does [reg1] halt on [reg2]" is an one-cycle machine code instruction on His Almighty Box.

      Wow, could you imagine a Beowulf cluster of...

      ...nevermind, already been done - the Everett-Wheeler-Graham "many-worlds" interpretation of quantum mechanics. ;)

  71. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What? That's like saying: there should not be paramedics in the society anymore than there should be murderers. "

    That my friend would be a very bad example.

    "Bible clubs as an expression of Christianity fundamentally represent Good whereas "satanic clubs" are evil"

    Well, I find bible clubs as an expression of evil. Take for instance 'christian' views against gays. THAT is evil. But alas, I digress. Unless you can tolerate having something like a satanic club in your school that you hate as much as I hate bible clubs, it shouldn't be in the school.

    Or better yet, lets not get into an arguement, and *gasp* not have either. ANY religious affiliated and school sponsored club offends me. What would you say should I want to start up an athiesm club? How about spread athiest propaganda on the walls of your school just like your bible club would do? You don't like it? Well neither do I. I don't go around telling you that your god doesn't exist, so please don't go around telling me he does. That's all it comes down to.

  72. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    At least the satanists will leave you the fuck alone when you are trying to eat your dinner.

    Yeah, then they come back and eat your heart.

  73. The seven thesis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Recently the Great Libertarian Hacker has nailed his seven thesis about the superiority of bazaars on the door of the church's Great Cathedral. The thesis are reproduced below:

    1. When our Lord and Master the Great Programmer said, "Free", he willed the entire life of believers to be one of Free Stuff.
    2. This word cannot be understood as referring to beer, that is, a cool drink, as served by the Germans.
    3. Yet it does not mean solely freedom; such pure freedom is worthless unless it produces various monetary returns of the investment.
    4. The penalty of bugs remains as long as the hated C namely prevents our entrance into the kingdom of Python.
    5. The Inspired Human neither desires nor is able to permit any licenses except those designed by his own authority.
    6. The Inspired Human cannot accept any code, except by declaring and showing that it has been signed over to the Church. If his right to accept contribution in these cases were disregarded, the system would certainly remain unpatched.
    7. The Church accepts code from no one unless at the same time it expropriates him of all copyrights and makes him submissive to the lawyers.

    (I'm sorry if this text offends you in your religious beliefs, it was not my intention.)

  74. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sadly, Christians are among the least tolerant in the world. You want prayer in school, and the ten commandments on the wall. But you don't want mein kampf read, sex education or homosexuality discussed unless its to condemn it.


    Yeah...and all generalizations are bullshit...including this one right?

    Do NOT lump all Christians together as they are NOT all the same...and you drag the people who are both spiritual and forward thinking and who just might happen to be Christian, into the mud without provocation...then wonder why some people are edgy about tolerance.

    Believe what you will...but unless your critisism is of me personally, and my own personal beliefs...well...I am not going to put so much thought into your comment, as you obviously didn't either.

    What's interesting is that I'd really like you to find the line in the constitution that reads "separation of church and state". All the constitution says is that the govt. shall "make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof". Allowing a religeous experience or meeting on property that is affiliated or owned by the government isn't really promoting it. It's more a matter of just letting it happen...which I am pretty sure people are entitled to in this country. (or should be really) If you go back far enough, it's that very issue that made a lot of people come here. Should other religeons be allowed to meet where ever? Provided they abide by the other rules of the premises...yeah...they pretty much should be allowed. For some of them though, that may be a problem, and that should be a consideration.

    And what in the blue hell is up with trying to tie in people like Falwell with the DMCA? If you left it to the CDA, I'd have to give you a point, but exactly how in the hell does his religeous status affect his view on the DMCA? I am pretty sure that somewhere in the world (and even in our goverment) is a pro-DMCA athiest, agnostic, or anything other than Christian. What that would prove...I have no idea.

    And not all censorship is the "erasure of history" actually...although some people seem to be into that, which is a bad thing in my mind as well for what it's worth.

    Posting anon

    P.S. Most Christians I know think Michael W Smith blows too. Unfortunately, there are still plenty out there who seem to feel otherwise. I never said all of them had their heads on straight either.

  75. i am not a lawyer, i just play one on television by JimBobJoe · · Score: 1

    However, there are a lot of exceptions, mostly cultural.

    It also depends on whether or not there is an undue burden on the state (or some private individual) in creating an exemption for someone's belief.

    For instance, your faith may dictate that you may not work on Saturday's. It has been decided that the employer would be excessively burdened by being required to move employees around to accomodate you. However, it's not an undue burden to ask other employees if they mind working on Saturday to fill your space.

    Another example is that states are required to issue non-photo driver's licenses to those who have some type or religious objection to being photographed/photographed for identification purposes. The minor burden to the state is outweighed by the fact that the individual loses quite a lot of liberty in not being licensed to operate a car.

    In the example of Amish...many of their exceptions are rooted in the fact that, pretty much creating their own independently working society, whatever they do doesn't really burden the state that much.

    As time has gone on though, we have probably allowed even more exceptions--it's just become politically incorrect to mess about with the Amish. :-)

  76. Re:Seperation of Church and State by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    Oh yes, almost forgot. You might want to check the actual stats of deeply religous men. A lot were quite free-thinkers.

    And there was good ole Ben's visitor's pass to the *cough*Hellfire Club*cough* in London before the war.

    Mind you, he did propose an offician chaplain for congress, but this was turned down due lack of funds.

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  77. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see. How do you know the bible was written by god and not some lunatic who thought he was god and made up all the stories about miracles and morality? How do you know there is a god at all?

  78. Re:Seperation of Church and State by ConsumedByTV · · Score: 2

    Its funny to argue this point with anyone but here goes....

    Satanic [or Satanists for that matter] clubs do not in anyway promote evil, killing or any other bad morals that would adversly affect a society. For the most part "Anton Le Vay" satanists are the perfect citizen because they only work for a better life here on earth instead of spirtual pipe dreams. I cannot think of a better club for school. I would hope that people would understand some day that Satanist's do not worship Satan. Most Satanists do not even believe in god. This is the offical stand point I have about myself, and what most other satanists have told me when I have met them.

    Back to the point here I think that if you allow one club, you should make room for all of them. I personaly found that my high school (back in the day here...) had a club called: C.H.A.O.S (Christ has all our anwsers) but to start a club you needed a teacher to sponser you. Needless to say that anyone that wanted a christian club could find a sponsor, but I could not get one for my club S.I.N. (Satanism is Natural), so I was allowed to have a club of this nature, but I wasnt allowed to have this club with out a sponsor. The lesson learned is leave the descrimination up to the teachers and you only get the type of clubs the teachers would join.

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    "Not my manner of thinking but the manner of thinking of others has been the source of my unhappiness." - M
  79. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are wrong about what prominent early Americans believed:

    Grep for Madison here:
    http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials /c onlaw/reynoldsvus.html

  80. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Duh! Because the Bible and the Holy Church say so.

  81. Re:Seperation of Church and State by mikeyc666 · · Score: 1

    In it the God has given us a clear set of rules with which to live by. Anything and anyone who acts against these instructions is also acting against the God. Since God is Good, acting against him is Evil. Is the logic simple enough for you to see? Here's a bit of logic: you're an idiot.

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  82. Reverend-in-a-server-applet by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 2

    Hey! That ULC website is really cool. Now, I've got a prefix for my name.

    Anyone know of something like that for a Ph.D? Or, at least, a very easy mail-order or online course?

    "Dr. Lawrence Wade" suits my officious nature far more than "Rev. Lawrence Wade".

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    Fire and Meat. Yummy.
    1. Re:Reverend-in-a-server-applet by lambsonic · · Score: 1

      You can order a Doctor of Divinity from ULC for $25: Courses and Degrees

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    2. Re:Reverend-in-a-server-applet by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 1

      You can order a Doctor of Divinity from ULC for $25: Courses and Degrees

      Oh no. [grin]

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      Fire and Meat. Yummy.
  83. Now I understand! by coliva · · Score: 1

    This gives a new meaning to Linux and MacIntosh zealots!

  84. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Here's a bit of logic: you're an idiot.

    Insulting your opponent doesn't win you the argument.

  85. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Again, leave the bible for a second.

    If I don't belive in "God" then why would I read the bible as more than a children's story?

    So anyways, don't quote the bible on me, I think IT is evil. Organised religion is thought control for the masses.

    here's a thought for you. God is supposedly all good and all powerfull. if he is all good, why doesn't he destroy the devil, for he is letting people suffer, that is not a good thing to do, no matter how bad they were in life. If he can't destroy the devil, then he is not all powerfull, and the devil would be more powerfull than god. So, why worship the lesser deity?

    Religion has brought more pain on this earth than anything else. More wars have been fought in the name of god, more people burned at the stake in the name of god, seems to me that the name of god has caused more suffering than anything on earth...

    Nevermind the fact that the church has punished scientists numerous times in the past for being "blasphemous" because they said something against that all knowing book you call the bible, when in fact they were correct and the church was wrong.

    and another thing, there is no reason for personal attacks in any form of debate.

  86. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well I would rather let someone eat my heart out than my WALLET!

  87. Re:Seperation of Church and State by ConsumedByTV · · Score: 2

    You cant win with someone that doesnt fight with facts.

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    "Not my manner of thinking but the manner of thinking of others has been the source of my unhappiness." - M
  88. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    God is supposedly all good and all powerfull. if he is all good, why doesn't he destroy the devil, for he is letting people suffer, that is not a good thing to do, no matter how bad they were in life.

    A classical mistake.

    You are judging God's morality with your own incomplete knowledge of what good and evil are as a reference point.

    God defines good and evil. You're not capable of doing that. Therefore, anything the God says is good is good even if it involves a mass murder and rape of a dozen 12-year old girls. To human morality it is repulsive, but in God's greater plan it might be necessary and therefore good.

  89. Re:Seperation of Church and State by RustyTaco · · Score: 1

    "if the bible proves the existance of god, then superman comics prove the existance of superman" - Usenet

    Sorry, just had to share.

    - RustyTaco

  90. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What do you mean?

    My facts have been supplied by the God.

  91. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *sigh* biblethumpers...

  92. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Neither does circular reasoning.
    God is good, the bible says so and the bible is true because it's the word of ...... oh, wait that's stupid.

  93. It's a valid question... by Danse · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Even if he did make it somewhat inflammatory. I'd like to know as well. What makes a religion "legitimate" in the eyes of the government?

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    1. Re:It's a valid question... by Ondo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What makes a religion "legitimate" in the eyes of the government?

      Going totally from memory, it requires "sincere belief". There was some case of a prisoner claiming his religion required some sort of better treatment than he was getting, I think he wanted certain foods, or some such that way. It was pretty clearly a case (like this) of making up a religion for a specific purpose.

      I don't recall it real clearly, but it was something like that. Hopefully this is enough someone interested can find more info about it.

    2. Re:It's a valid question... by Danse · · Score: 2

      Sounds very subjective and prone to abuse. How is a judge or other official to know what someone sincerely believes? Where do they draw the line between someone who simply thinks or feels that they should follow a certain way of life and those that "sincerely believe" that they should follow a certain way of life?

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    3. Re:It's a valid question... by G27+Radio · · Score: 2

      Sounds very subjective and prone to abuse. How is a judge or other official to know what someone sincerely believes? Where do they draw the line between someone who simply thinks or feels that they should follow a certain way of life and those that "sincerely believe" that they should follow a certain way of life?

      A campaign contribution of $10 certainly would not indicate that the church is truly sincere about their cause. However a $100,000 campaign contribution probably would. How regularly contributions are made would also be a good indicator of the strength a church's beliefs. This simple formula has worked well for our leaders when determining what's right for citizens for years. I imagine it would apply to a religion just the same as any other group.

      In a courtroom they'd probably have to judge sincerity on the number of high-profile attornies representing you. If you show up with a public defender then you obviously don't care too much about the outcome.

  94. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so if you can't define evil then why is the devil evil, other than the fact that it probably says "and the devil was evil" in the bible? What specific actions make him and evil deity?

  95. Re:Ever since VA Linux laid Tux off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm reading at -1?

    On the other hand, for a billion dollars, who wouldn't sleep with Bill Gates for one night?

  96. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You've got it.

    I can't define evil or good by myself. Therefore I must trust only what the Bible says.

  97. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You might want to check the actual stats of deeply religous men. A lot were quite free-thinkers.

    Deeply religous and free-thinker are not necessarily contradictory, although you might have trouble finding a prominent example today.


    And there was good ole Ben's visitor's pass to the *cough*Hellfire Club*cough* in London before the war.


    Good old Ben. :-) But I did say most of them, not all. I am certain he was not anti-religous, which seems to be the fashion today.


  98. the mess the Founding Fathers wanted to avoid? by Gorimek · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Were government run schools really around much when the constitution was written? I though they became the norm 50-100 years later.

    The best solution to this whole mess would be to get the governemnt out of the school business altogether. It's not like they're doing a good job or anything...

    1. Re:the mess the Founding Fathers wanted to avoid? by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2

      What was the literacy rate in this country before public schools? What is the literacy rate in countries that lack them? They may not be doing as good a job as they used to do, and they are certainly not doing as good a job as we might like, but they are doing far, far better than nothing.

    2. Re:the mess the Founding Fathers wanted to avoid? by chinakow · · Score: 1

      you can read, right?

    3. Re:the mess the Founding Fathers wanted to avoid? by cplmd · · Score: 1
      Here here,

      the institution of public schools was premised on providing an educated voting people. It has now morphed into a baby-sitting, social engineering monopoly guarded by unionized mediocre crats and self-serving politicians.

      Who is responsible for educating kids?, those of us who create them and bring them into this world, not a govenment.

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  99. Language... by DA_MAN_DA_MYTH · · Score: 1

    So the Great Programmer did the Universe in C huh? I thought the Universe was a little more object-oriented...

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  100. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ah, but what proof do you have that the bible was written from the words of god? You ever meet jesus to have him say "yeah my dad told them to write that"? No? So why should I blindly beleive what a book tells me to beleive?

  101. Re:Seperation of Church and State by kilgore_47 · · Score: 2

    had a club called: C.H.A.O.S (Christ has all our anwsers)

    I remember that. But then they changed it to the C.I.A.: Christians in Action. They sang songs around the flagpole, put up posters with bible passages around school, and even got some airtime on the school P.A. now and then.

    I had a talk with the vice-principal about it. He agreed that they were probably crossing the line in some areas, but said it was "too popular to shut down". This is in sunny liberal california, btw.

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  102. actually. . .yeah. by jiheison · · Score: 1

    So then allowing gay student groups on school property is state support of gays?

    Yes, it is. There is no constitutional prohibition on the support of gays, and public schools are free to support them, chess players, latin speakers and most any other group organized around the pursuit of legal activities except for religions.

    1. Re:actually. . .yeah. by Vermifax · · Score: 1
      Except the courts have upheld over and over again, that if the school allows after school clubs secular in nature, they cannot prohibit religious groups either.

      Many schools have been taken to court and lost. One school even went so far as to cancel all after school activities that weren't directly related to classes.

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  103. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    c'mon, mod that up (5, Funny) asap!!

  104. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You are wrong about what prominent early Americans believed:

    I'm not sure of your point. I did say "most of them". Perhaps it would have been more accurate to say many or some, but I didn't feel like calculating percentages. And I am aware there were great differences of opinion among the delegates. Sometimes it astonishes me that they produced such a rational and coherent document.


    But I don't think that invalidates my main point that the original purpose of the 'separation of church and state' clause was to prevent the Federal government from sponsoring a religion over individual state religions.

  105. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The founding fathers did not have a problem with state sponsored religions, most of them were deeply religous men.

    Read up on the Treaty of Tripoli, and some of George Washington's personal letters. Most of them were religious believers, since being an atheist in their time would be akin to believing in a flat earth today; no matter what evidence you give for your beliefs, people would look at you cross-eyed. However, most of them vehemently abhorred organized religion. They could rightly be called deists, since they believed in a God, but held suspect any assumptions about this God's nature. If anything, their intention was to allow each one to make his/her own decisions with respect to religion, without the coercion of a state-sponsored organization. Also see Thomas Jefferson's remarks in regards to the bill in the VA House of Commons (pre-Revolution) guaranteeing religious freedom.

  106. universe.c??!! by Frankus · · Score: 1

    I always thought the Great Programmer used something more O.G., like lisp.

    -Frank

  107. Re:Seperation of Church and State by M-G · · Score: 1

    Let's use a little logic and reasoning here:

    God has given us a clear set of rules with which to live by
    Ok...maybe. The only clear set of rules in the Bible is the Ten Commandments. Everything else is someone's interpretation/translation over the years. How do we know that the Bible is God's word? Because it says so? That's circular...you can't use the contents of the Bible to "prove" that the Bible is the word of God.

    Anything and anyone who acts against these instructions is also acting against the God.
    Sounds reasonable. Of course, we don't know that these instructions are from God...

    Since God is Good, acting against him is Evil
    Another jump of logic here....how do we know that God is good? Because of the Bible? If the Bible is the word of God, we're basically taking his word for it: "I'm God, I'm good. Worship me." How do we know that God isn't really an evil entity waging a massive PR campaign to keep us from knowing the truth?

  108. Hmmm by twitter · · Score: 2
    try replacing Bible Clubs with Gay and Lesbian Student Aliance:

    The arguments aren't whether kids are allowed to form Gay and Lesbian Student Aliances, but whether allowing the clubs to use school property constitutes state support of homosexuality. My own view is that it does not, but reasonable people may differ on this point.

    Kinda falls on it's face when you apply it to someone else's pet group, don't it?

    Don't forget to recomend government restrictions on gun ownership because "militias" no longer serve a useful purpose now that constitutionally banned standing armies exist. Also, you might argue that the government should be alowed to billet those troops in your house because only criminals have things to hide. Reasonable people can differ, right?

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  109. I heard of a cult like this once by twitter · · Score: 1
    cyble and iytis?

    Oh well, the cerimony ended with castration.

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  110. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    damn straight...

  111. Re:2.2 millionth post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you get 3 millionth, then you've got something. For now, all you get is a cookie.

  112. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    They could rightly be called deists, since they believed in a God, but held suspect any assumptions about this God's nature.

    An interesting point. I'll have to do some further reading.


    If anything, their intention was to allow each one to make his/her own decisions with respect to religion, without the coercion of a state-sponsored organization.


    In this context (and correct me if you disagree), I think you mean Federal-sponsored organization rather than State-sponsored (i.e., one of the original 13 States), since there were already several States with state-sponsored religions.


    My impression has always been that they wanted to step as lightly as possible on the rights of individual States.

  113. Re: small-bits-of-gunk by Morris+Schneiderman · · Score: 1

    Working on it...

  114. The unclear part by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof;

    The unclear part is how to apply this when the each of these two adjacent sentence clauses (no establishment/no prohibition) contradict each other.

    It is unclear whether providing overhead (electricity, land, janitorial services etc) support for people egaged in religious activity constitutes a move, however tiny, towards the establishment of religion. Neither is it perfectly clear that forbidding equally all such support to all such groups effectively prohibits their right to excercise freedom of religion.

    People tend to see the issue as perfectly clear cut on one side or the other. It isn't, in my opinion. It is perfectly possible, in my view, that the framers left us with situations where those two adjacent phrases give us two contradictory imperatives, at least viewed using two valued logic.

    Let A be the proposition that letting the students meet on school property is kind of state establishment of religion. Let B be the proposition that not letting the students meet on school property limits their free excercise of religion.

    It's not a black and white issue. Propositions like this aren't true or false in the same way that "3 > 2" or "pi is irrational" are. They are matters of judgement, and can be somewhat true or somewhat false. I happen to think A is practically completely false (but to a tiny degree true); and B is mostly false (but considerably more true than A). Therefore, I favor the students being allowed to meet, but I can see how other people would have different opinions.

    Since neither A, nor B is anything like 50% true, I'm not going to get very worked up either way. Since there is not way to split the difference (the students are allowed to meet on the property or they are not), then either decision is somewhat good and somewhat bad.

    Now, if the policy where not applied equally to atheists, jews, pagans, muslims and christians, then I would definitely get very excited about it, since it would be a clear step towards establishment.

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    1. Re:The unclear part by tzanger · · Score: 2

      • Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof;

      The unclear part is how to apply this when the each of these two adjacent sentence clauses (no establishment/no prohibition) contradict each other.

      It is unclear whether providing overhead (electricity, land, janitorial services etc) support for people egaged in religious activity constitutes a move, however tiny, towards the establishment of religion. Neither is it perfectly clear that forbidding equally all such support to all such groups effectively prohibits their right to excercise freedom of religion.

      This is the old "reducing to absurdity" logical fallacy. You could argue that the use of a state park or parking lot constitues a move, however tiny, to the establishment of religion.

      There are times to nitpick and times not to. This is (to me) clearly a time not to do so. You take the law in the context it was meant to be in, instead of breaking it apart to this level. I believe there is a judicial term for this but I haven't got a clue what it is.

    2. Re:The unclear part by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      It is actually, a misunderstanding of the meaning of the phrase that leads you to these wanderings.

      An analysis of the time and environment the framers had been dealing with will lead you down the path of enlightnment. ;)

      The establishment clause refers to the establishment of a federal religion. To put it simply, that clause prohibits the Federal Government (though not the states) from creating or maintaining a 'state religion'.

      It does nothing to affect whether or not *local* schools can allow religious groups to meet on, or use government facilities. This is something many people forget, or (worse) were never tought. The constitution is a document pertaining in the majority to federal government, not state or local. Schools are, despite misguided attempts otherwise, a state/local concern, not federal.

      The freedom of religion clause provides for prohibitions to the federal government, in order to prevent a repeat of the Church of England fiasco. The framers wanted to avoid a Church of the United States. The question of 'jurisdiction' in school and religius matters is first pointed to the 'owner' of the school. If it is a non-federal school, the issue stops being one of constitutional concern, or federal concern. Period.

      The next step is to look at state prohibitions. As is obvious, that is not something we can do nationally. If there are no prohibitions at the state level, we drop down to the local (county, municipal) level.

      So you see, your quandry regarding the slippery slope to establishment is not neccesary. The establishement cause was embedded to prevent a 'Church of the US', not to keep the state and church behind a wall of total separation. The 'wall of separation' is taken from a letter penned by Thomas Jefferson after the adoption of the government prohibitions. A review of said letter will show that there was an understanding present that the point was to prevent the state from usurping the church, as well as prevent the federal government from interfering with churches and religions.

      Upon realizing this, you will see that there is no contradiction, and in fact, the latter phrase supports the former. The federal government is not allowed to create a state religion, nor is it allowed to prohibit the free exercise of religion by the state citizens.

      These are two separate, and mutually supportive prohibitions. One could have a state sponsored religion, but not make it mandatory, thus not prohibiting the free exercise of religion. One could also have no state religion, yet prohibit certain religions, or indeed all, from being freely exercised.

      By combining the two, the framers intended, clearly, to maximize opportunity for the individual citizen, and the states, to choose their own religious way.

      Thus, we can easily reach the accurate conclusion that the constitution does not prohibit schools from allowing, or even sponsoring religous clubs.

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    3. Re:The unclear part by hey! · · Score: 2

      So you see, your quandry regarding the slippery slope to establishment is not neccesary.

      Not to criticize your well reasoned response, I wasn't arguing that there was a "slipperly slope". I was arguing that propositions of this sort are fuzzy. I don't believe that they become more true or less true over time.

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    4. Re:The unclear part by dfackrell · · Score: 1

      Why, oh why, do we insist on changing the meanings of words again and again and again?

      I believe the major points of confusion here are the words "respecting" and "establishment".

      In this context, "respecting" has a very similar meaning to "regarding". So, translated into slightly more common terminology, we now have, "Congress shall make no law regarding an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."

      Next, "establishment" as in "establishment of religion". Establishment can mean many things, and we must decide which is meant here. For the complete information, look it up at http://www.m-w.com/. In summary, "something established" is different from "the act of establishing", and the former is meant by this phrase.

      Making our substitutions, we now have the rather clear and understandable:

      "Congress shall make no law regarding an established religion, or prohibit the free exercise thereof."

      In other words, congress can't make any laws to affect the free practice of religion, period.

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    5. Re:The unclear part by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      Sorry, though your argument be logical, the premises are not true, thus your conclusion is not accurate.

      The mistake you made, is to compare today's use of the word 'establishment' with what was comonly used at the time of writing. You are using the term as a noun. At that time, it was not used as a noun. The phrase 'respecting an establishment of religion' is properly understood as 'respecting an act establishing a religion'.

      Allow me to post some of the leading documents from the process leading to the BofR.

      The House and Senate hoth passed seperate versions, and these ultimately led to the ones that went to the states, and were subsequently ratified and/or denied. Looking at these will demonstrate the intent behind this amendment. Please note the difference in Article numbers is expected, and not a mistake.

      From the Senate:
      """
      ARTICLE THE THIRD.

      Congress shall make no law establishing articles of faith, or a mode of worship, or prohibiting the free exercise of religion, or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press, or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition to the government for a redress of grievances.
      """

      Note here, how it is clear the intent was to avoid a means for the federal government to _establish_ a religion; hence the wording 'establishing articles of faith'. It is likewise clear that they intended to prevent the fedgov from making laws to prohibit religious *practice*.

      Now we look to the House proposed amendment:

      """
      ARTICLE THE THIRD.

      Congress shall make no law establishing religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof, nor shall the rights of Conscience be infringed.
      """

      Here, again, we see the concern was the establishment of a state religion at the federal level. In fact, in the amendments proposed by the House, the article regarding the bearing of arms, continues with the rights of Conscience theme illustrated here.

      As irony would have it, the very thing you complain about, is the very thing you did. The word 'establishement' back then was used not as a noun, but as a verb, the act of establishing.
      :)

      In fact, on a related (somewhat) note, those who argue the 2nd Amendment reserved arms to the states, not the people, would be well served of their time to read the original proposals; they are quite useful in seeing the clear intent of the amendment. The 'trick' to understanding these documents is in reading them in the language they were written in, not interpreting them in today's language.

      For example, if they had written about 'gay celebrations', you would not conclude they were talking about homo-sexual celebrations, would you? Certainly not, as the term gay meant something entirely different during that period.

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    6. Re:The unclear part by dfackrell · · Score: 1

      Thank you,

      I stand corrected.

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    7. Re:The unclear part by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      Ah, my mistake.

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  115. Re:Seperation of Church and State by MindStalker · · Score: 1

    Ok first question, is "Satanist" don't worship "Satan." Then WHY THE FUCK do they call themselves SATANIST.

  116. Re:Seperation of Church and State by orangesquid · · Score: 1

    Doesn't have to be circular reasoning.

    Suppose you define God and the Universe to be the same thing.

    Where are all your arguments then?

    Hah. :)

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  117. Re:Seperation of Church and State by orangesquid · · Score: 1

    People seem to think that God is a person...

    What if God is closer to.. a mathematical concept? Or a fact?

    The only things we know about God are bits and pieces of stories transcribed and translated thousands of times over thousands of years. How close are they to the original meaning?

    Suppose God says the Bible is true, knowing that we will argue and in that find our own truth.

    Maybe God lies to prove a point...

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  118. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but no one knows if god says the bible is true, for all we know about him is what is in the bible. Unless an all mighty being comes down from the sky to tell me the bible is true, I don't see any proof about the bible being fact or fiction coming to light any time soon.

  119. More distortions by a Satanist by carlcmc · · Score: 1
    Satanists are what their name proclaims them to be. Followers of Satan. If it were not so, they wouldn't call themselves that. Have the balls to admit what you are.


    And yes, Satanists do promote evil, because by definition God is pure, truth, love and good and Satan and what he stands for is about distorting God and trying to coopt God's authority. Who cares if you are aiming for a better life on earth for yourself. That sounds like a lot of greed to me that results in ignoring the less fortunate. With Christianity you can still prosper and share with/help the less fortunate.


    It is a "pipe dream" to claim that Satanists don't believe in God. Thats like saying liberals don't believe in conservatives, that white's don't believe in blacks, that males don't believe in females, that overweight people don't believe in skinny people. It's also a "pipe dream" to ignore all the PROOF of creation by a higher being (God). As a doctor, it is incredibly obvious to me that the design of humans, biology, DNA and the whole earth is not random--far from it--it is designed and created by a loving God who cares for us and desires for us to have happy life and spend eternity with him in heaven. Don't try and tell me that by being a follower of Satan that you have promise of eternal life. I think I would throw my support with the side of good rather than evil.

    1. Re:More distortions by a Satanist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Satanism is as valid a religion as any other. I would even go as far as to say that Catholocism is much more evil than Satanism. I say this because I've never heard of a period in Satanist history where they systematically murdered thousands of people yearly by burning at the stake, as the Catholics did during the inquisition.

      I say this based on my objective observations as an atheist. I personally don't understand how anyone can place their beliefs in an institution with such a long history of mass murder and then criticize someone else's beliefs.

    2. Re:More distortions by a Satanist by canadian_right · · Score: 1
      Proof? What proof? Oh, you mean all those innocent kids that starve to death every day. Yeah, that really proves there is an all powerful, loving God.

      Evolution is not random. Mutation is random. The random mutations that survive are kept, the mutations that fail to breed die. This is how evolution 'chooses' good designs.

      In fact, there are 'Satanists' that have in fact picked that name just to be annoying who are actually only Secular Humanists. Bit of a joke at the expense of religious folk. Not quite the same as 'Satanists' who whoship Satan who I wouldn't want to have as neighbors.

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    3. Re:More distortions by a Satanist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right on brother

  120. No...he's the Great Satan... by Robber+Baron · · Score: 1

    ...Your system positively will not crash, for the Great Programmer knows that if you install Windows, your security holes are bound to be opened and you are bound to become like the Great Programmer, knowing good viruses from bad ones...

    Consequently, the user began to gaze upon the O/S and saw that it was something desirable to the eyes and she began installing it on her PC. Also she gave unlicensed copies to her friends...

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    You're using her as bait, Master!

  121. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Bobo+the+Space+Chimp · · Score: 1

    > Since God is Good, acting against him is Evil. Is
    > the logic simple enough for you to see?

    Yes.

    Premises:

    1. God is good (in the usual sense of the word, corollary: and therefore, deserving of worship)

    2. God exists

    3. God is infinitely powerful/all powerful

    Observation (just another premis):

    4. I observe evil around me that God could end with infinite ease, yet He does not.

    Conclusion:
    One of the premises are wrong.

    1. Maybe God doesn't exist

    2. Maybe God isn't infinitely and all powerful
    (thus is just a "superhero" at best [and a
    sleepy one at that].)

    3. Maybe God isn't good.

    Take your pick. I reject notions of God being good "not in the usual sense", nor of "there are things Man Was Not Meant to Know/God Works In Mysterious Ways"

    Infinite power + Allowing Evil To Happen = God is Evil (second best excuse) or God Doesn't Exist (indeed, why propose Him in the first place?)

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  122. Better yet, do what Scientology does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scientology claims its most high-level texts as "trade secrets." Our new religion can do the same thing -- however we circumvent protection can be one of our trade secrets!

  123. Re:Seperation of Church and State by orangesquid · · Score: 1

    Very true...

    I wonder if God's really the highest-up. I mean, he might be in charge of *this* universe, but does he have co-workers? a boss?

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  124. yikes, what a bomb! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I!

  125. Just great! by Otto · · Score: 3, Funny

    We don't even have our own religion for a freakin' day and already it gets forked into splinter factions! Bah!

    --
    - Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
  126. wow, it's just like you went to my school by rkanodia · · Score: 1

    We had the "In the Light" club, though. They used to pray around the flagpole on Wednesday mornings. One day, while they were doing their thing, a bunch of my friends and I went to a garbage can located on a hill near the flagpole and stood around it reciting passages from The Myth of Sisyphus and other fine works. The principal came out and made us stop because it was 'offensive' to other groups. Go figure.

    1. Re:wow, it's just like you went to my school by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      One day, while they were doing their thing, a bunch of my friends and I went to a garbage can located on a hill near the flagpole and stood around it reciting passages from The Myth of Sisyphus and other fine works. The principal came out and made us stop because it was 'offensive' to other groups. Go figure.

      Nothing to figure. You were just doing it to piss off the other students. You didn't really believe in anything good or bad, by your own admission you were just trying to cause trouble.

    2. Re:wow, it's just like you went to my school by kilgore_47 · · Score: 2

      Nothing to figure. You were just doing it to piss off the other students. You didn't really believe in anything good or bad, by your own admission you were just trying to cause trouble.

      So its in the hands of school administrators to decide who's faith is pure enough to be allowed in-school worship?
      Thats no good at all!

      --
      ___
      The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason. --Ben Franklin
    3. Re:wow, it's just like you went to my school by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So its in the hands of school administrators to decide who's faith is pure enough to be allowed in-school worship?
      Thats no good at all!

      It's not a matter of faith, reread the post. Implicit in the post, the "in the light" club was an official, school-recognized club. One day 'rkanodia' and friends just decided to piss them off. If it was a matter of faith (belief in satan, baal, chuthulu, whatever), they could have gone to the principal, school board, or whatever and started a satanic worship club (whether it would have been approved is another matter). Then, maybe, you could argue who has the right to judge another's faith. But no, they delibrately chose a time, place, and activity to interfere with a school sanctioned club.


  127. Re:Seperation of Church and State by matrix29 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Just to piss YOU off!

    Sorry, couldn't resist.

    --
    "Face it, a nation that maintains a 72% approval rating on George W. Bush is a nation with a very loose grip on reality.
  128. No one can escape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THE SPANISH INQUISTION...er the DMCA!!!!! I think I just voilated it.

  129. Spoof or True? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chapter 16, Verse 256 of the Sacred Readme of the First Church Of Digital Grepping states: On the first day, the Great Programmer created a new text file and the Universe was born. ...First He wrote universe.c. Then sys/laws_of_physics.h and universal_constants.h. ...

    While the article appears to be largely in jest, I don't think the point is without merit. The idea of God as an Engineer of sorts is not a new one. In one part of Carl Sagan's Contact he describes an advanced group of sentient lifeforms that have found a message embedded within physical constants (Pi). In this perception of God, it is the people's responsibility/destiny to decode the messages and try to understand the original designer. When the focus of a religion is achieving understanding, freedom of information is imperative.

    I'm not saying that this particular freedom would necessarily outweigh the rights of copyright owners, but it is a legitimate religious perspective.

  130. Parallel Universes? by AlXtreme · · Score: 1
    to fork() or not to fork(), that is the question..

    I wonder what kind of license the allmighty Hacker used. Hope it's GPL, i always wanted to change a few things... (look ma, in my universe we can drive at 6! and perl is readible! w00t!)

    On the other hand, what if it is all proprietary? that would mean that even trying to figure out how our universe works would get you behind bars! Hmm... would make a nice excuse for skipping classes...

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    This sig is intentionally left blank
  131. Found it. by slasho81 · · Score: 1

    If I remember right: "We are sorry for the inconvenience" - God's message, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

    It does seems more of a marketing guy's message than a programmer guy's message...

  132. Why are you so angry at the Great Programmer? by Omnivorous+Cowbird · · Score: 1

    If you let the Great Programmer into your life and remain faithful, you wouldn't have any reason to be angry.

    --
    ______________________________________
    Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I...
  133. Re:Seperation of Church and State by canadian_right · · Score: 1

    I have bad news for you. God didn't write down all those sacred rules. A bunch of well meaning men did. Good men, but still fallible men.

    --
    Anarchists never rule
  134. Hey, it worked for Bob Marley.. by Ogerman · · Score: 1

    I'll be he used to 'smoke weed everyday..'

  135. online religion by enefeaa · · Score: 1

    Have you seen the Lain?

  136. Proof of a religion by Teancum · · Score: 2
    Except for exotic laws like was mentioned regarding the IRS, there are some more common-sense policies regarding if something is a religion or simply something contrived to get away with something.

    1. Number of Adherants - Face it, numbers count, and if you can provide a pile of registered voters, most politicians will stay out of your way. Mormonism and Scientology have both improved their polticial standing by increasing their numbers. Of course on a related note, money talks as well, but numbers bring money. In the case of Scientology, they have more clout than their numbers would indicate because their members tend to be wealthier.
    2. Standard Beliefs - If there are some clearly defined rules and "scriptures" to the religion. Clearly the Bible falls in the category, as well as the Book of Mormon, the Koran, books by L. Ron Hubbard, etc. I even heard of one person who got away with bringing the Lord of the Rings books into US Army basic training because he claimed that he was a "Tolkeinist", and worshiped the beings in those books. Oh, and because these "rules" or "commandments" are written down, it makes it harder for you to change your beliefs to fit the moment.
    3. Formal Organization - Again, this is something to do with the IRS, but you can apply for becoming a non-profit charitable organization (which doesn't even require professing a belief in god... some atheistic "social" organizations have been set up this way). Set up the by-laws of your group and prove to the IRS that you intend to spend every dime that comes into your organization. There are a few other regulations, but it isn't all that difficult.
    4. Tradition - It helps if you can prove that your organization was started before mankind kept records. Druids, Wicca, and Judiaism all seem to fit this rather well. Christianity is a somewhat recent upstart religion at just 2000 years. Of course claims to be a "modern" continuation of older rites are done by a number of religions as well.
    5. Break-off splinter groups - You aren't really a true religion until you have had your first major schism. People are fickle and don't want to necessarily follow the "orthodox" viewpoint. Now I'm not calling those splinter groups valid religions, but the ones they splintered off from can be looked on as such. Now just prove who is the splinter group?


    To be defined as a religion doesn't take all of these things, but the more you got, the more it helps. For the most part, judges will use "common sense" for something like proving is a belief system is a legitamate religion. This approach to worshiping code certain can take on many aspects though.

    BTW, using religion as an aspect of political protest has a much longer tradition than even non-violent protests that you see much more commonly, and tends to get neglicted by the ruling governments until they can't do anything about it. (C.F. Christianity and the Roman Empire, as well as the Catholic Church and Communism... especially in Poland and much of Eastern Europe).
  137. hey guys! by Eil · · Score: 2

    "The mission of the church is to make digital copies of
    every music CD, every movie DVD, and every printed book and
    then grep the digital version for any tell-tale signs of
    'The Meaning Of Life'."


    That won't be neccessary. I've got a copy of it on VHS that I'll loan you! (Warning: the flick is extremely British.)

  138. Finding the Illuminatus! Trilogy by g0del · · Score: 1
    Someone wasn't looking too hard. From Amazon: the Illuminatus Trilogy fnord available now. I've also seen it several times in larger bookstores.

    G0del

    P.S. I know, I know, (-1, offtopic).

  139. I know how to defeat the DMCA! by Spunk · · Score: 1
    It's so easy I just thought of it. Here goes:

    1. Break an encryption scheme.
    (ok, this part could be difficult)

    2. Encrypt the resulting code, documentation, etc using a scheme developed by you. Say, ROT-14 or something equally brilliant.

    3. If Adobe's laywers (for example) come after you for possessing a "circumvention mechanism" then let them know that they have circumvented your encryption and are equally in violation of the DMCA.

  140. Re:Seperation of Church and State by chinakow · · Score: 1

    maybe there is evil so your ass will pay attention to whats going on around you? in most religions god or allah also gave people free will, they can do what they want, according to most organized religions

  141. Annoy Away, Jessie by droleary · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I got really annoyed last week when I received a tax rebate from the state for nearly double what the federal government sent me, even though I paid federal taxes far in excess of triple what I paid in state taxes. Just who does Jessie and his crew think they are, doing that and making GWB look like a chump? (Needless to say, I'll take "annoying" people like Jessie over politics as usual any day)

  142. One again this church fails .. by redzebra · · Score: 1
    The Sacred Readme is a tad vague, but the church's High Priest believes that "The Meaning Of Life" is encoded in either a popular song, or a Hollywood movie, or an Adobe e-book.

    wrong it's actually a BBC hearplay called the hitchhikers_guide_to_the_galaxy

    If only we could figure out which 'work of art' the Sacred Readme refers to, and then grep through the binary representation to extract the divine message," the High Priest explains.

    wrong again grepping is not enough ..they '' have to use ROT-42 on the wave-file of the hearing

    -- just some deep thoughts ...

    red--

  143. Those pesky Jarts by baliset · · Score: 1

    Do you remember the books "Eon" and "Eternity" by Greg Bear? In those books, an alien race called "Jarts" held it as their sole goal to "preserve" all the data in the Universe, basically by "downloading" it into a hyper-massive archive. I would suggest that this is an ideal analogy to use in positing the goal of this anti-DMCA religion and that the term "Jart" should be used in association with it.

    baliset@zeta.org.au

  144. Re:Religions - Funny (curious) by r2ravens · · Score: 2

    Funny that the Universal Life Church, Inc. has been brought up repeatedly in this thread.

    The founder, Kirby J. Hensley, was a guy who didn't believe in tax-exempt status for churches. He fought this law for a long time, even including suing the IRS, and he lost at every turn - (big surprise, eh?).

    As an extreme effort, he figured that he might try to form his own church and make it profit oriented , but not so much that it would look like a disingenous effort. Then, when the IRS turned him down for tax-exempt status, he could use this as a precedent to fight again for repeal of the tax-exempt status of the more mainstream churches.

    Much to his surprise, the IRS granted him tax-exempt status. I think he folded at that point and I guess he figured, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

    At least that's the condensed version of the story I heard when I became a minister with the Universal Life Church, Inc. in 1979. Five bucks and I was a minister. I can marry people, bury people, and legally avoid the draft on concientious objector status. I qualify for any benefit that any other clergy would receive. (I even signed the certificate for my step-daughters marriage. My now ex-wife performed the Pagan ceremony.)

    Additionally, myself and two others can form a local chapter of the church, take a vow of poverty, donate all our secular income to our church (which then takes care of all our bills), and donate our home(s) to our chapter of the church - then the home comes off the property tax rolls as church property.

    The potential tax savings are incredible.

    What does it take to create your own religion? I guess if you follow in the footsteps of ULC, that should be close enough. If someone does, please let me know, I'd join up.

    Open Source Software - it's the difference between Trust and Anti-Trust.

    --
    War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength. - George Orwell or George Bush?
  145. Sheesh! 21 to drink? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have to be 21 to drink american "beer" which is barely alcoholic??!! I think german schools are promoting this sort of low-alcohol beer for kids (as being less unhealthy than coca-cola). Of course this used to be common at schools some time ago.

    The law in the UK is 18, but shopkeepers don't seem to enforce it (a-cha, those white kids all look the same to me :-), not helped by the current trend of "school uniform" parties at nightclubs (along with 70s fashion mistake night outs). The supermarkets do, and so do the suburban chain pubs (but they also have stupid dress codes) but I've certainly seen the occasional 14 year old going to London nightclubs. 17 is much more common though.

    On the other hand it is very rare to see an 18 year old drive - insurance is very expensive if you are under 25.

  146. It varies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously Germany and the United States have different thresholds, since one of them recognises Scientology and the other doesn't.

    Note that germany has/used to have voluntary church taxes, which may be why the bar is set higher.

    1. Re:It varies by Ziffy · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, but you are wrong.
      See this

  147. Banish the evil AtheOS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now, I suppose that anyone who converts to this will have to help stomp out this evil, heretical AtheOS from the face of the net?

  148. Re:Seperation of Church and State by ConsumedByTV · · Score: 2

    Because in our society, Satan represents the advesary in christian mythos. Satan represents what we do, Satan represents what america stands for. Free speech even when its against god, sex, the abilty to vote for the other party that isnt a christian. Satanism is what comes natural. Christianty is living like a monk for god. If your inbetween your confused.

    --


    "Not my manner of thinking but the manner of thinking of others has been the source of my unhappiness." - M
  149. Who is the dim bulb? Pot, meet kettle. by nyet · · Score: 1, Troll

    This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I
    found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first:

    "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."

    Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."

    Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why would
    I want to kiss his ass?"

    John: "If you kiss Hank's ass, he'll give you a million dollars; and if
    you don't, he'll kick the shit out of you."

    Me: "What? Is this some sort of bizarre mob shake-down?"

    John: "Hank is a billionaire philanthropist. Hank built this town. Hank
    owns this town. He can do what ever wants, and what he wants is to give
    you a million dollars, but he can't until you kiss his ass."

    Me: "That doesn't make any sense. Why..."

    Mary: "Who are you to question Hank's gift? Don't you want a million
    dollars? Isn't it worth a little kiss on the ass?"

    Me: "Well maybe, if it's legit, but..."

    John: "Then come kiss Hank's ass with us."

    Me: "Do you kiss Hank's ass often?"

    Mary: "Oh yes, all the time..."

    Me: "And has he given you a million dollars?"

    John: "Well no, you don't actually get the money until you leave town."

    Me: "So why don't you just leave town now?"

    Mary: "You can't leave until Hank tells you to, or you don't get the
    money and he kicks the shit out of you."

    Me: "Do you know anyone who kissed Hank's ass, left town, and got the
    million dollars?"

    John: "My mother kissed Hank's ass for years. She left town last year,
    and I'm sure she got the money."

    Me: "Haven't you talked to her since then?"

    John: "Of course not, Hank doesn't allow it."

    Me: "So what makes you think he'll actually give you the money if you've
    never talked to anyone who got the money?"

    Mary: "Well, he gives you a little bit before you leave. Maybe you'll
    get a raise, maybe you'll win a small lotto, maybe you'll just find a
    twenty dollar bill on the street."

    Me: "What's that got to do with Hank?"

    John: "Hank has certain 'connections.'"

    Me: "I'm sorry, but this sounds like some sort of bizarre con game."

    John: "But it's a million dollars, can you really take the chance? And
    remember, if you don't kiss Hank's ass he'll kick the shit of you."

    Me: "Maybe if I could see Hank, talk to him, get the details straight
    from him..."Mary: "No one sees Hank, no one talks to Hank."

    Me: "Then how do you kiss his ass?"

    John: "Sometimes we just blow him a kiss, and think of his ass. Other
    times we kiss Karl's ass, and he passes it on."

    Me: "Who's Karl?"

    Mary: "A friend of ours. He's the one who taught us all about kissing
    Hank's ass. All we had to do was take him out to dinner a few times."

    Me: "And you just took his word for it when he said there was a Hank,
    that Hank wanted you to kiss his ass, and that Hank would reward you?"

    John: "Oh no! Karl's got a letter Hank sent him years ago explaining
    the whole thing. Here's a copy; see for your self."

    John handed me a photocopy of a handwritten memo on "From the desk of
    Karl" letterhead. There were eleven items listed:

    From the desk of: KARL

    1. Kiss Hank's ass and he'll give you a million dollars when you leave town.
    2. Use alcohol in moderation.
    3. Kick the shit out of people who aren't like you.
    4. Eat right.
    5. Hank dictated this list himself.
    6. The moon is made of green cheese.
    7. Everything Hank says is right.
    8. Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.
    9. Don't drink.
    10. Eat your wieners on buns, no condiments.
    11. Kiss Hank's ass or he'll kick the shit out of you.Me: "But 9 says 'Don't Drink,' which doesn't quite go with item 2,
    and 6 says 'The moon is made of green cheese,' which is just plain wrong."

    John: "There's no contradiction between 9 and 2, 9 just clarifies 2. As
    far as 6 goes, you've never been to the moon, so you can't say for sure."

    Me: "Scientists have pretty firmly established that the moon is made
    of rock..."

    Mary: "But they don't know if the rock came from the Earth, or from
    outer of space, so it could just as easily be green cheese."

    Me: "I'm not really an expert, but I think the theory that the Moon came
    from the Earth has been discounted. Besides, not knowing where the rock
    came from doesn't make it cheese."

    John: "Aha! You just admitted that scientists make mistakes, but we know
    Hank is always right!"

    Me: "We do?"

    Mary: "Of course we do, Item 5 says so."

    Me: "You're saying Hank's always right because the list says so, the
    list is right because Hank dictated it, and we know that Hank dictated
    it because the list says so. That's circular logic. That's no different
    than saying 'Hank's right because he says he's right.'"

    John: "Now you're getting it! It's so rewarding to see someone come
    around to Hank's way of thinking!"

    Me: "But... oh, never mind. What's the deal with wieners?"

    Mary blushes. John says: "Wieners, in buns, no condiments. It's Hank's
    way. Anything else is wrong."

    Me: "What if I don't have a bun?"

    John: "No bun, no wiener. A wiener without a bun is wrong."

    Me: "No relish? No Mustard?"

    Mary looks positively stricken. John shouts: "There's no need for such
    language! Condiments of any kind are wrong!"

    Me: "So a big pile of sauerkraut with some wieners chopped up in it
    would be out of the question?"

    Mary sticks her fingers in her ears: "I am not listening to this. La la
    la la la la la la."

    John: "That's disgusting. Only some sort of evil deviant would eat
    that..."

    Me: "It's good! I eat it all the time."

    Mary faints. John catches her: "Well, if I'd known you where one of those,
    I wouldn't have wasted my time. When Hank kicks the shit out of you,
    I'll be there counting my money and laughing. I'll kiss Hank's ass for
    you, you bunless cut-wienered kraut-eater."

    With this, John dragged Mary to their waiting car, and sped off.

    Me: "This would appear to be written on Karl's Letterhead."

    Mary: "Hank didn't have any paper."

    Me: "I have a hunch that if we checked we'd find this is Karl's
    handwriting."

    John: "Of course, Hank dictated it."

    Me: "I thought you said no one gets to see Hank?"

    Mary: "Not now, but years ago he would talk to some people."

    Me: "I thought you said he was a philanthropist. What sort of
    philanthropist kicks the shit out of people just because they're
    different?"

    Mary: "It's what Hank wants, and Hank's always right."

    Me: "How do you figure that?"

    Mary: "Item 7 says 'Everything Hank says is right.' That's good enough
    for me!"

    Me: "Maybe your friend Karl just made the whole thing up."

    John: "No way! Item 5 says 'Hank dictated this list himself.' Besides,
    item 2 says 'Use alcohol in moderation,' Item 4 says 'Eat right,' and
    item 8 says 'Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.' Everyone
    knows those things are right, so the rest must be true too."

  150. Part 2 by nyet · · Score: 1, Troll

    Me: "But 9 says 'Don't Drink,' which doesn't quite go with item 2,
    and 6 says 'The moon is made of green cheese,' which is just plain wrong."

    John: "There's no contradiction between 9 and 2, 9 just clarifies 2. As
    far as 6 goes, you've never been to the moon, so you can't say for sure."

    Me: "Scientists have pretty firmly established that the moon is made
    of rock..."

    Mary: "But they don't know if the rock came from the Earth, or from
    outer of space, so it could just as easily be green cheese."

    Me: "I'm not really an expert, but I think the theory that the Moon came

    from the Earth has been discounted. Besides, not knowing where the rock
    came from doesn't make it cheese."

    John: "Aha! You just admitted that scientists make mistakes, but we know
    Hank is always right!"

    Me: "We do?"

    Mary: "Of course we do, Item 5 says so."

    Me: "You're saying Hank's always right because the list says so, the
    list is right because Hank dictated it, and we know that Hank dictated
    it because the list says so. That's circular logic. That's no different
    than saying 'Hank's right because he says he's right.'"

    John: "Now you're getting it! It's so rewarding to see someone come
    around to Hank's way of thinking!"

    Me: "But... oh, never mind. What's the deal with wieners?"

    Mary blushes. John says: "Wieners, in buns, no condiments. It's Hank's
    way. Anything else is wrong."

    Me: "What if I don't have a bun?"

    John: "No bun, no wiener. A wiener without a bun is wrong."

    Me: "No relish? No Mustard?"

    Mary looks positively stricken. John shouts: "There's no need for such
    language! Condiments of any kind are wrong!"

    Me: "So a big pile of sauerkraut with some wieners chopped up in it
    would be out of the question?"

    Mary sticks her fingers in her ears: "I am not listening to this. La la
    la la la la la la."

    John: "That's disgusting. Only some sort of evil deviant would eat
    that..."

    Me: "It's good! I eat it all the time."

    Mary faints. John catches her: "Well, if I'd known you where one of those,
    I wouldn't have wasted my time. When Hank kicks the shit out of you,
    I'll be there counting my money and laughing. I'll kiss Hank's ass for
    you, you bunless cut-wienered kraut-eater."

    With this, John dragged Mary to their waiting car, and sped off.

  151. Nothing? by Gorimek · · Score: 2

    "Better than nothing" is a pretty low standard though. The alternative wouldn't be to replace them with nothing, but with competing private schools. Harry Brown puts the argument pretty well here.

    Oh, and comparing literacy rates from before public schools (1840?) and 2001 is of course of very litle value, since society has changed in 42 zillion other ways in between.

    1. Re:Nothing? by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1
      Surprisingly, I followed the link and found a series of inchoate rantings - I was expecting a well-thought-out plan for some sort of charter school program or voucher system (solutions to which I am skeptical, but amenable), but all his "platform" amounted to was that chicken-waving mantra, "let the market handle it." Which, in essence, is "nothing."

      Frankly, I think what we need is a more stringently controlled, rigorous curriculum that is unified across the nation, and we need to replace the current politicized system of local school boards (staffed by political wannabes who are more interested in grandstanding and demogoguery than anything else - school boards are the first-stop for mediocrities with political ambitions, and require absolutely no knowledge about pedagogy) with a professional administrative corps, like that found in France or Japan. But that's just me.

  152. Federal Gov't and Religion by xenocide2 · · Score: 1
    The founding forefathers merely placed a prohibition on FEDERAL level religious endorsements. States are free to do as they like.


    At least, thats the plan. Problem is that nowadays state run schools are largely dependant upon money from the Federal government, which is given to them if they meet certain requirements, some of them basically being consitutional limitations. My state runs an excellent education program, despite the flak recieved from the whole Creationism debacle.

    --
    I Browse at +4 Flamebait

    Open Source Sysadmin

  153. Freedom of Religion vs. Corporate America by Maul · · Score: 2
    I wonder: If there was a really big battle in the courts between religion (any of the major ones in the US) and corporate greed, who would come out victorious? Both of these things are supposedly represented by the right wingers in Washington, right?


    Basically, for a large chunk of the republican party, their whole "morality" play is just a ploy to dupe the churchgoing population into voting for them. There are still LOTS of people who attend church (esp. in rural areas) and would like to see our government represent good morals. However, sooner or later, I believe that we'll see congress siding up with the businesses they are truly loyal to as opposed to the faithful.


    Might be something hard to percieve, but it isn't impossible. For instance, maybe a church group decides to protest outside of many movie theaters or the movie studio that they disagree with the content of a movie. The studio feels that the protesting is hurting their movie at the box office, and sues them, or lobbies congress for new laws to shut up "moral" protesters.


    Or perhaps a poor country church is accused by the RIAA of having a "public performance" of one of the songs "owned" by them without proper lisencing.


    These things have probably happened quietly in the past. But maybe the media corporations will try to squash out the religious types after they are done dealing with the "evil hacker" types. I'm sure parents who are trying to raise their kids to follow their faith rather than becoming zombie consumers are pretty annoying to media corps.


    BTW, Corporations want to convey the idea that file and intellectual property sharing == theft.
    Hmn, an interesting quote here....



    And all that believed were together, and had all things common

    And sold their possessions and goods, and parted them to all men, as every man had need.


    Acts 2:44-45 (KJV)


    Of course, this verse was written almost 2000 years ago, but it does pertain to the sharing of goods and possessions with other people in your church. During the days of the early Christians, there really was no such thing as Intellectual Property as far as it exists today. I guess if you were to read this one loosely then you could justify sharing of things such as software between church members if there was a need for it. Just a thought anyway.


    It is scary, however, how much we've let our rights get trampled over.


    We've pretty much already given up on the right to bear arms in this country. Now we've got all of these gun control laws in place that were put there comfort all of those who are foolish enough to trade freedom for a false sense of security.


    Let us not give up the rights guaranteed in the 1st. Ammendment just so we can stop the "evil hackers" out there from "stealing" from corporate fat cats. Congress is so sold out... if we sit here and let them, they WILL take away our other rights gradually if it benefits the corporations who bought them.

    --

    "You spoony bard!" -Tellah

    1. Re:Freedom of Religion vs. Corporate America by bockman · · Score: 1

      My!
      Never seen so much rumblings at once! Are you applying as prophet of the newly founded church?
      :-?
      I think that religion and business have battled already a million times.
      Most of times bussiness won. Not because of 'evil power of money' or such: simply because most people (including possibly myself) start caring for their soul only after their belly is filled.
      BTW, for the little I know of US the vote of 'religious people' is split almost 50-50 among rebublicans and democrats (are they both right wingers?).

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  154. Admitted at last by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AP: August 2001

    In a shick move today Linus Torvalds finally admitted that Linux has ceased to be an operating system and bcome a religiion

    "for some time now we have realised that to keep up the charade of an operating system was pointless' Said Mr Torvalds. "After all an Operating System is by default something that companies want to use because it is controlled and stable - and we realised linux didn't quite fit"

    Mr torvalds then went on to outline how the decision that Linux was a religion came about " we were sitting around one day and we realised that we had all the hallmarks of a religion - we had loyal and vocal supporters willing to believe what they were told by the elders, they would willingly donate their time and money to the good of the cause and were used to irrational behaviour and insane actions and they never miss an opportunity to evangalise the word of the penguin at any occasion"

    "plus they already had displayed religious zealotry in the form of Microsoft bashing and abuse of anyone with a different point of view showing the intolerance any major religion needs"

    Mr torvalds outlined the basic belief systems of the church and its deities - "the great satan is of course bill gates ! and Microsoft will henceforth be known as "The Great Evil". We have decided to adopt as our symbol and image of Dimitri Skylarov crucified on a cross and the Penguin will of course be our sacred animal"

    Mr torvalds went on to declare a jihad on Microsoft, The RIAA, The US Government, FBI, CIA, Every windows user, trolls and Steve Jobs. He also announced a rolling series of tent evagalist shows promising to show people the ture power of the penguin and outlined his plan to follow the hare krishnas and hand out linux distribution cd's to unsuspecting travelers and bus stops and airports.

    Bill Gates was unable to be reached for comment due to his being 'doubled over laughing his head off' according to his secretary. Steve Ballmer just jumped around and made stpid noises as usual.

    Analysts immedaitely advised customers to sell all of their stock in Linux companies such as VA Linux and Red Hat.

    It is not known if this announcement is linked to Dennis Ritchies recent acknowledgment that UNIX was a "college prank that got out of hand"

  155. Re: small-bits-of-gunk by Paul+the+Bold · · Score: 1

    Try defining a new particle.

  156. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Ziffy · · Score: 1

    Why do I get the feeling that the two parent posts were both written by the same person?

  157. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Ziffy · · Score: 1

    But how do you know that the Bible wasn't written by the Devil, hoping to fool people who were afraid to decide good and evil for themselves to follow his plan? The only real way to determine what is good and evil is to try things, and see what works best. That which helps the most is good, and that which hurts the most is evil.

  158. Meanwhile... by Observer · · Score: 1

    For those /.ers who are interested enough about DMCA to want to write to their representatives in Congress about it, there is a note in the latest Risks Digest from another person who has concluded that he cannot take the risk of continuing to work in the encryption field either commercially or academically. Tracing the back links in that story gives other instances.

  159. I don't know which is more disturbing by Bostik · · Score: 1

    The fact that someone comes up with the idea of using religion against DMCA...


    Or that it actually makes sense.

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  160. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought we were talking about the judeo-christian god who is explicitly described as being the creator of the universe and separate from it.
    However it's still circular to say that the universe is good because the bible says so and the bible is true because it's part of the universe.
    Inicidentally, changing the topic of conversation ie. from one god to another totally different one, is not a valid way of winning an argument either.

  161. Re:Hmmm by hey! · · Score: 2

    [paraphrase]The arguments aren't whether kids are allowed to form Gay and Lesbian Student Aliances, but whether allowing the clubs to use school property constitutes state support of homosexuality. My own view is that it does not, but reasonable people may differ on this point. [paraphrase]

    Kinda falls on it's face when you apply it to someone else's pet group, don't it?


    Not really. I think it applies just as well to Christians, Gays, and Nazis equally.

    Why do you think I would have a problem with gays?

    It's funny how people seem to think I'm either a foaming at the mouth Christian zealot or a flaming secular humanist, because I can see both sides of the argument.

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  162. Terminal-ology by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    Think "teenaged" in chicken years.

    Virg

  163. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Yunzil · · Score: 1
    A moment of silence is the same as a prayer.


    I disagree with that. I'm strongly opposed to school prayer or posting the 10 Commandments, etc. But we had a 'moment of silent meditation' every morning when I was in school, and I was never bothered in the least. There was no pressure to pray, and I usually just thought about what homework was due that day. :)

  164. While we're on the subject of 'property'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since Social Security makes us all property of the government, does that mean that everything we create is also property of the government? (How can I make that statement? Well, it's called *collateral*. What do *you* think is the collateral for the several-trillion-dollar federal debt? The land? The people? Both?)

    -AC because of subject matter.

  165. Re:Seperation of Church and State by MindStalker · · Score: 1

    Satan represents the advesary in christian mythos.
    Actually thats Lucifer, try again.
    (Yes people have confused Satan and Lucifer, but they are not the same.)

  166. . . . a bit of Con Law by davebo · · Score: 2
    So, while you're correct in that the 2nd amendment mearly states what Congress may or may not do, the protections of the Bill of Rights have long since been extended to cover actions of State/Local governments through the Equal Protection clause of the 14th Amendment.

    Feel free to check the rather in-depth anaylsis of this amendment at Findlaw. A search on Google will turn up some less-dense discussions of this amendment's implications as well.

  167. who cares what Hey thinks? by twitter · · Score: 2
    Your opinion is much less important than the law or allocation of resources, but I think you are either ignornant or a troll. The substitution of groups was designed to make you think, if you were simply ignorant. Either that failed and you need some more help, or you are a troll. Let me try to help some more so that you might see religious groups are generally humiliated against prevailing American tollerance.

    The fact is that Christian groups are not treated as well as homosexual organizations. School administrators frown on religious groups while promoting homosexual group activities. Just look at Chicago sometime where public money is spent on a seperate prom for homosexuals. Yet church groups are looked on as strange and subversive. This kind of treatment is not confined to Chicago. So much the better for homosexuals, as long as these events and clubs are not being used for the exploitation of children by their supposed gaurdians.

    It is perverse that the "establishment clause" which aims to protect religious expresion is used to opress religion. It seeks to protect religious expression in part by preventing the formation of a single state sponsored religion, but mosly by telling the state that no laws should be made against any religious activity or speach. People who prevent church groups from using public property by creating rules or laws against such use have clearly violated the constitution's spirit and letter.

    It's hard to model yourself as moderate and side with those who violate the rights of others. The framers of the constitution considered homosexuality such a perversion as to continue to keep it unlawful. America has become a more tollerant place than that. Why would you side with anyone less tollerant than the constitution's framers? To "see the both sides" there is to give legitimacy to oppresors.

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    1. Re:who cares what Hey thinks? by CaptainTylor · · Score: 1
      The fact is that Christian groups are not treated as well as homosexual organizations.

      Depends where you live...there are plenty of places left in the world (including a large part of the U.S.) where being "a faggot" means you can expect to get your ass kicked (or worse) on a regular basis by your schoolmates, whereas being Christian means you're normal, or at worst, considered a little bit uptight.

      Elsewhere in the world, people feel the same way about Christians, or Jews, or people with black skin, or random social-or-ethnic-group X. We call this "discrimination" and "hate crime," and it is a plague on humanity in all its guises.

      For the record, I agree with you that "people who prevent church groups from using public property by creating rules or laws against such use have clearly violated the constitution's spirit," but by that same spirit they should extend the same privileges to all groups. If some Chicagoland school group wants to use the gym for a "gay prom," then by all means, let them. If some other Chicagoland school group wants to hold a "Christian prom" or a "Muslim prom," then as long as there is the capability to do so, and one group is not favored over others who requested a piece of the available funding, then why not? Too often, people dodge these sorts of questions by saying, "Well, I can't be bothered with such things as being fair or making an informed decision, so let's just make it a policy to reject all requests from all religious groups." Saying this does not serve anyone except the person who says it...and a person who practices such intellectual laziness should be obliged to reconsider their chosen career.

      The question you're probably asking now is, "Well and good, but why should I pay in tax dollars to support the activity of group X, who I don't like?" Is your school board composed of democratically elected officials? Why or why not? Have you asked the superintendent or principal why they decided the way they did? Did you listen when they told you? Did they allocate the available money for such activities fairly and evenly among all requesters? If they did, then what are you complaining about? You should be congratulating them; being fair is hard. If they didn't, why not? Do you attend school board meetings? Will you vote in the next election? Do you really believe in liberty and justice for all?

    2. Re:who cares what Hey thinks? by hey! · · Score: 2

      I think you are either ignornant or a troll.

      *sigh*.

      It's hard to model yourself as moderate and side with those who violate the rights of others.

      But I didn't side with the people who you disagree with. I actually sided with you. I just refused to demonize people who disagree with our common position.

      To "see the both sides" there is to give legitimacy to oppresors

      There's another phrase for "seeing both sides". It's called "open mindedness". Open mindedness doesn't mean you agree with everyone, it just means you try to understand why people who disagree with you take the position they do. Unfortunately, your post does little to advance the perception that one can be Christian and open minded as well.

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  168. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Yes people have confused Satan and Lucifer, but they are not the same.)

    I blame it on the quality of religious education in this country.

  169. FYI re: do Satanists have commandments? by CaptainTylor · · Score: 1
    for example the commandments of the Satanists (or the equivalent - do they have commandments?)

    As I understand Satanism (I know a few Satanists but I might have misunderstood them), they have exactly one commandment: "An it harm none, do as thou wilt."

    That bit about harming none is very important and often "mistakenly" left off by dogmatic members of certain other religions, so they tell me.

    1. Re:FYI re: do Satanists have commandments? by doubtme · · Score: 1

      Yes... I think a lot of people have confused Satanism with devil worship. As I understand it the two are very different, with Satanism essentially being, as the "commandment" you quote suggests, an anarchistic philosophy, rather than a religion dedicated to doing evil.

      But once again, I may be incorrect :)

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  170. Re:Seperation of Church and State by Hoarke42 · · Score: 1

    One interesting thing to be about the "separation of Church and State" clause is that this clause is NOT from the Constituion -- which is why I get so irked when I see editorials and such in major newspapers talking about such and such being against the "Constitutional Separation of Church and State". It actually comes from a letter Thomas Jefferson wrote, and, like you said, in context refers to his thoughts on why the State shouldn't be involved in the Church, rather than the popularly believed Church-not-involved-in-State.

  171. Re:Seperation of Church and State by ConsumedByTV · · Score: 2

    Yes I realise that this is true, however in Anton Le vay Satanism, Satan is called such because he is the advesary to god. To christianity's hipocrocy comes a figure agaisnt this, he is the opposite, he is Satan. He does what is correct in life, he follows what he says. After all its god that starves the little children after putting them here, right?

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  172. Literacy was quite high before government schools by GlenRaphael · · Score: 1
    What was the literacy rate in this country before public schools?

    In several states it was higher than it is today and in all states it was rapidly improving. There's no reason to think that government-run schools did anything to improve the rate at which literacy was improving. The modern common school was introduced in the US around 1840; compulsory schooling legislation was first introduced around 1890. Prior to 1840 in some of the northern states the literacy rate was 99% prior to the introduction of the modern government-run common school, and in all states it was already trending in that direction.

    A brief google search on terms such as "literacy 1840" found a relevant partisan essay on the subject by Sheldon Richman and David B. Kopel called "End Compulsory Schooling". Here's the relevant part:

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    What Things Were Like before Compulsory Attendance

    The defenders of public education have led us to believe that compulsory attendance is necessary to a literate, educated citizenry. They imply that before the state governments established school system, only the elite were educated and that poverty or parental neglect caused many children to be illiterate. It is not so.

    The public schools were not established to make up for any deficiency in people's ability to learn to read, write, do arithmetic, and acquire knowledge of other subjects. Educator Robert A. Peterson has noted that from the middle of the 17th century to the middle of the 19th century "public schools as we know them were virtually non-existent. "In these two centuries," however, "America produced several generations of highly skilled and literate men and women who laid the foundation for a nation dedicated to the principles of freedom and self-government."(5)

    As Jacob Duche put it in 1772,"Almost every man is a reader."(6)

    The proponents of public schools seem to believe that without government compulsion, many parents would not look at after the education of their children. But Jack High and Jerome Ellig found that

    Private education was widely demanded in the late 18th and 19th centuries in Great Britain and America. The private supply of education was highly responsive to that demand, with the consequence that large numbers of children from all classes of society received several years of education.(7)

    Contemporary observers tell the same story. After researching education among the working-class, the British economist James Mill, in an 1813 article in the Edinburgh Review, wrote:

    We can ourselves speak decidedly as to the rapid progress which the love of education is making among the lower orders in England. Even around London, in a circle of fifty miles radius, which is far from the most instructed and virtuous part of the kingdom, there is hardly a village that has not something of a school; and not many children of either sex who are not taught more or less, reading and writing. We have met with families in which, for weeks together, not an article of sustenance but potatoes had been used; yet for every child the hard-earned sum was provided to send them to school.(8)

    That was written well before England, in 1880, adopted universal compulsory elementary schooling.

    High and Ellig also show that government involvement in education "displaced private education, sometimes deliberately stifling it [and] altered the kind of education that was offered, mainly to the detriment of the poorer working classes."(9)

    Historian Robert Seybolt has written that private education was dynamic and responsive to families, as one would expect when parents control the spending:

    In the hands of private schoolmasters the curriculum expanded rapidly. Their schools were commercial ventures, and, consequently, competition was keen.... Popular demands, and the element of competition, forced them not only to add new courses of instruction, but constantly to improve their methods and technique of instruction.(10)

    Schooling in that early period was plentiful, innovative, and well within the reach of the common people. What effect did it have? High and Ellig note that 80 percent of New Yorkers leaving wills could sign their names. Other data show that from 1650 to 1795, male literacy climbed from 60 to 90 percent; female literacy went from 30 to 45 percent. Between 1800 and 1840, literacy in the North rose from 75 percent to between 91 and 97 percent. And in the South during the same span, the rate grew from 50-60 percent to 81 percent.(11)

    According to historian Carl F. Kaestle, "Literacy was quite general in the middle reaches of society and above. The best generalization possible is that New York, like other American towns of the Revolutionary period, had a high literacy rate relative to other places in the world, and that literacy did not depend primarily upon the schools."(12)

    Indeed, Senator Edward M. Kennedy's office reported that before Massachusetts became the first state to force children to go to school, literacy was at 98 percent; in 1990, the rate was 91 percent.(13)

    Other indicators of the high rate of literacy are book sales and the booming publishing trade in the colonies and young nation. Thomas Paine's pamphlet Common Sense sold 120,000 copies in a colonial population of 3 million (counting the 20 percent who were slaves)--the equivalent of 10 million copies today. In 1818, when the United States had a population of under 20 million, Noah Webster's Spelling Book sold over 5 million copies. Novelist Walter Scott sold that many books between 1813 and 1823, the equivalent of selling 60 million copies in the United States today. The Last of the Mohicans by James Fenimore Cooper sold in the millions. And as former teacher John Taylor Gatto notes, Scott's and Cooper's books are not easy reading. Nor are The Federalist Papers, which were originally published in a newspaper for the common people. European visitors to early nineteenth-century America--such as Alexis de Tocqueville and Pierre du Pont de Nemours--marveled at how well educated the people were.(14)

    In the late 18th century, du Pont de Nemours wrote:

    The United States are more advanced in their educational facilities than most countries. They have a large number of primary schools; and as their paternal affection protects young children from working in the fields, it is possible to send them to the school-master--a condition that does not prevail in Europe.

    Most young people, therefore, can read, write, and cipher.... In America, a great number of people read the Bible, and all the people read a newspaper.(15)

    High and Ellig sum up the experience of the 18th and 19th centuries by noting that "the available evidence strongly indicates that Americans of the period took an active interest in education.... The private supply was extensive, not only in the number of children served but in the spectrum of social classes involved."(16)

    Did attendance increase when governments began passing compulsory-attendance laws? Professor West replies:

    The laws that were actually established did not in fact secure in the nineteenth century an education that was universal in the sense of 100 per cent school attendance by all children of school age. If, on the other hand, the term "universal" is intended more loosely to mean something like, "most," "nearly everybody," or "over 90 per cent" then we lack firm evidence to show that education was not already universal prior to the establishment of laws to provide schooling that was both compulsory and free.(17)

    In other words, without command of the law, children went to school.

    Thus, the rise of public, or government, schools was not a response to an inability on the part of society to provide for the education of its children but rather a manifestation of what later came to be called the "Progressive" mindset, the belief that life increasingly needed to be subject to control by experts and central government planning. As education historian Joel Spring has written, "The primary result of common school reform in the middle of the nineteenth century was not the education of increasing percentages of children, but the creation of new forms of school organization."(18)

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