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Talk ... Without Speaking

mjm7 writes "Finally, we might be able to get rid of all those annoying people yelling over the static on their cell phones! CNN has an article about a new technology that senses muscle movements in your face and then translates them into sound. This way all you have to do is mouth words into the phone...not actually speak!" Somehow I suspect that we'd lose a lot of the subtleties of communication, but it sure would be nice every time hemos calls me from the discotheque.

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  1. Hyperion by PinkStainlessTail · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Reminds me of the subvocal systems used in this series (as well as tons of other sci-fi). We're slowly catching up to the imaginary future!

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    1. Re:Hyperion by Jouster · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I would be very surprised if they can successfully and consistently measure the movements that result in diphthongs, as the muscle movements involved are extremely minimal.

      Diphthongs, by the way, are why interfaces that attempt to "read lips" without the benefit of a phonetic dictionary of some kind (and preferably a context one as well) always fail miserably, to the eternal chagrin of the CIA.

      Jouster

    2. Re:Hyperion by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      More importantly, can it pick up on hand gestures and such? I saw a woman on the bus this morning waving her free hand all over, like the person on the line could possibly see that.

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    3. Re:Hyperion by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2

      Diphthongs are probably the least of the problem. Imagine the difficulty involved in tonal languages.

      But this company says that they are already able to distinguish vowels to a high degree of accuracy. And I don't think they're only reading lips. But the real interesting possibility is that even if they *never* figure out how to perfectly identify normal English diphthongs, they could simply invent a new way of representing those sounds with your mouth.

      When you executed a certain motion, the voice machine would know to insert a diphthong. With the slightest amount of feedback and practice, people would learn quick.

      Iduno. Just a thought. People learn dialects fast, but usually only if they're practicing all day long... Maybe that could never work.

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  2. Anderson by swordboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Anderson partner called his secretary on his cell phone and said:

    Ship the Enron documents to the Feds

    But she heard:

    Rip the Enron documents to shreds

    It turns out that this was all just a case of bad cellular...

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    1. Re:Anderson by Mwongozi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Mr. Smith is now office head.

      Mr. Smith is now off his head.

      Spot the difference. :)

    2. Re:Anderson by yog · · Score: 1

      Hmm. When I say "office" it feels like my mouth is moving differently than when I say "off his". I pronounce the "h" (because I'm a North American English speaker). You would have to pronounce "office" as "offiz" to get closer. I think this should be correctly differentiated by a computer. However, I do wonder if a computer could correctly parse: "The sixth sick sheik's sixth's sheep's sick".

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    3. Re:Anderson by Kirruth · · Score: 2

      Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call, if you're unable to speak?

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  3. finally! by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 5, Funny

    We'll finally be able to understand what the hell mimes are doing! Rejoice!

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    1. Re:finally! by mog · · Score: 1

      But yet.. strangely, not why they are doing it.

    2. Re:finally! by Dorf_of_Eleven · · Score: 1

      Great running commentary, too, I'll bet...

      I'm in a box, I'm in a box, I'm in a box...
      I'm stepping out, I'm stepping out, I'm stepping out...
      Hey, quit beating me up!

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    3. Re:finally! by 56ker · · Score: 1

      I thought generally mimes kept their mouths shut apart from the odd o of astonishment and a "The show's over - my assistant will be round with a hat in which I'd like you to put any loose change you may have."

  4. Muttering under your breath by Ranma · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not good news for those that like to mutter curses to the morons on the other end of the phone.

    1. Re:Muttering under your breath by O2n · · Score: 1

      It's ok with me as long as it doesn't somehow send the finger... :)

    2. Re:Muttering under your breath by CrazyDwarf · · Score: 1

      I don't know how many times I've turned away from my phone and told someone I was talking to an idiot. If this ends up with you having to wear some type of electrodes, then they need to incorporate an option for the listener to push a button and shock you. Of course, I've always wanted a button to do that to idiots that I end up having to talk to...

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  5. finally by Drath · · Score: 1

    Finally, now I can finish my swat team leader costume.

  6. The mute and deaf by spookysuicide · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Imagine what a world of difference this would make to the mute or to people who had lost the use of their voice due to throat cancer. It seems weird they didn't mention the applications this would have for people who have lost or have never had the use of their voice.

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    1. Re:The mute and deaf by P!Alexander · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Combine it with an avatar and let the deaf read lips.

      I just want a jewel in my ear that will let me communicate through subvocalizing to an all-knowing computer network/alien being (a la the Ender's Game universe)!

    2. Re:The mute and deaf by Cheetahfeathers · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately this will not help the deaf, but would help mutes if it works. Deaf people (unless they are deaf & mute) can use their own voices instead of these phones. They sound terrible, most times. Why? They can't hear what they sound like, and thus can't make corrections.

    3. Re:The mute and deaf by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Imagine what a world of difference this would make to the mute or to people who had lost the use of their voice due to throat cancer. It seems weird they didn't mention the applications this would have for people who have lost or have never had the use of their voice.

      Oh, great.

      Now we're gonna have to put up with a decade of crap from self-appointed guardians of the "mute culture", claiming that this tech is cultural genocide, just like self-styled "advocates" for the deaf oppose the existence of cochlear implants because they constitute a "threat" to the "deaf community".

      (In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned as a freak and a heretic. *sigh*)

    4. Re:The mute and deaf by Drakin · · Score: 1
      In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned as a freak and a heretic.


      On a pleasent note, that's not that bad... just be very quiet while moving once they start throwing... they're blind, their aim... isn't so good
    5. Re:The mute and deaf by DickPhallus · · Score: 1

      But there's not nearly as much money in helping the disabled as making cell phone tech better!

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    6. Re:The mute and deaf by iabervon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, that's old news. This is very similar to Tatama, which used to be used by people who were both deaf and blind to; the speaker would speak normally (in English), and the "listener" would feel what the person was saying with fingers on the side of the person's face and in front of the person's mouth.

  7. Olive Juice by looseBits · · Score: 3, Funny

    Words like this may cause some minor misunderstandings.

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    1. Re:Olive Juice by IamSorrow · · Score: 1

      Or Elephant Shoes. Though i'm not sure how often the phrase Elephant Shoes comes up in conversation

    2. Re:Olive Juice by freeweed · · Score: 2
      Read 'Footfall' by Niven and Pournelle. Every time I hear the phrase 'Elephant Shoes', I'm seeing hanggliding elephants with guns...

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    3. Re:Olive Juice by rbeattie · · Score: 2


      Or worse, "vacuum".

      Try it in front of a mirror...

      -Russ

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  8. injured vocal chords by CmdrTaco+(editor) · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I realize people may think of this as a luxury, but there are many people that don't have the ability to speak. From crippling diseases to the negative effects of a lifetime of smoking, some people simply cannot use their vocal chords. I know I'd find his handy next time I'm sick with a sore throat!

    I'd also have to say this should be made mandatory for all people that would otherwise force me to listen to their loud cell phone conversations.

    1. Re:injured vocal chords by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      i can see rush limaugh getting his hands...er cheeks, on a set of these/this

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    2. Re:injured vocal chords by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Funny

      "From crippling diseases to the negative effects of a lifetime of smoking, some people simply cannot use their vocal chords."

      For some reason, this sentence conjured up a picture in my mind of Steven Hawking sounding a bit like a furby on the phone.

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  9. What next... by BMonger · · Score: 2, Funny

    With keyboards we successfully took away peoples needs to physically write something... with this we won't need people to verbally speak... next it'll be visual impulses shot right into your head so you really don't need your eyes anymore... sheesh...

    1. Re:What next... by leifw · · Score: 1

      No really, that is the direction that we're going with vision augmentation. There was a slashdot story on it recently.

  10. Voice recognition by Mannerism · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This might help voice recognition catch on as a means of PC input, too. I'd feel slightly less stupid sitting in my office mouthing words at my computer than I would actually talking to it.

  11. Finally! . . . by TrumpCard · · Score: 1

    As a professional mime for fifteen years, I can finally use a cell phone like everyone else!

    Ok, so not really. But it's kinda fun to think about . . .

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    1. Re:Finally! . . . by TrumpCard · · Score: 1

      Yupyup. Geek at heart. (:

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  12. Seriously you guys... by NetRanger · · Score: 1

    ...think of the possibilities here. I bet you're always wondered what those people sitting around on corners and talking to themselves are saying. Now we have the technology to find out.

    ...

    ...

    ... and this is A GOOD THING (tm) ?

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  13. Re:This is bad news because... by NavelFozz · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Believe it or not... but modern cell phones aren't that bad for you anymore. They have come a long way since the 5 pound "portable" cell phone. Nowadays you would get more radiation standing outside in the sun without sunblock then talking on a good cell phone.

  14. Speech recognition software! by WinPimp2K · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yeah, this sounds like just the thing for people who want voice dictation, but work in a "noisy" environment.
    Alternatively, you could even have a microphone attached so that when you actually did speak, it would automatically disable the recognition - no more accidentally transcribing your half of a phone conversation for example. Wait a minute, I have to patent that idea! :-)

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    1. Re:Speech recognition software! by JeremyR · · Score: 1

      The sad thing is that this idea probably is patentable, if you just phrase the patent application in terms of a software algorithm.

  15. Sign language by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2

    What kind of a sound would it make if I held my middle finger up to it?

    I mean really, if the static is so bad that you can't get a good enough signal to hear the person, how is the "face recognition" signal going to get transmitted?

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    1. Re:Sign language by bluelip · · Score: 1

      It's the benefit of blocking out the background noise. Such as a dance club, loud restaurant, etc. It allows you to be more considerate to others around you when you "must" make a phone call.

      bluelip

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  16. I doubt this will ever work... by TheNecromancer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Think about it, don't most people move the muscles in their mouths slightly different when they are mouthing words, as opposed to actually speaking them? I would venture that the technology wouldn't be able to discern the subleties in the way we speak.

    Other than that, it sounds like an interesting technology.

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    1. Re:I doubt this will ever work... by Linux+Ate+My+Dog! · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If the box gave feedback, people would very quickly compenstate to insert subtelty back and modulate the output just like they want to have it. The speech system is amazing that way, as you prove every time you manage to stay completly intelligible when speaking while chewing.

      When I once asked a linguist friend about this on an unrelated topic, he leaned over the table and put his thumb and index finger on the outer corners of my lower lip, and then pinched them together to immobilize it. "Speak," he said. It was wierd but I sounded near normal in less than three words.

      We adapt.

    2. Re:I doubt this will ever work... by ryanvm · · Score: 2

      When I once asked a linguist friend about this on an unrelated topic, he leaned over the table and put his thumb and index finger on the outer corners of my lower lip, and then pinched them together to immobilize it. "Speak," he said. It was wierd but I sounded near normal in less than three words.

      Wow - your friend is a pretty cunning linguist.

  17. What about the ventriloquists? by jea6 · · Score: 2

    It also seems to me that sounds are not necessarily made due to the movement of the jaw. I'd imagine that non-vowel sounds emanate from the vocal cords and tongue. And, what could this end up looking like? Think Nintendo Power Glove...

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  18. William Gibson? by mr.ska · · Score: 2
    Wasn't this in a William Gibson novel? A young girl has a computer with an AI companion that only she can see, and she communicates with it by "subvocalizing" instead of actually speaking.

    This would be/will be great. Now we just need cellphones that come in vibrate-only mode and I can finally have a peaceful meal in a restaurant without some moron ten tables away disturbing the whole restaurant with an incoming call (and the subsequent conversation).

    Question: if this can eventually recognize what sounds the person is meaning to make with 100% accuracy, does that mean that voice recognition has arrived? Instead of spitting out an audio signal, it could output text instead. THAT would be AWESOME.

    I'm so excited. :)

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    1. Re:William Gibson? by prator · · Score: 3, Informative

      Was that in "The Diamond Age"? I can't remember.

      This was in the Ender's Game series. This is how Ender communicated with Jane.

      -prator

    2. Re:William Gibson? by weakethics · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is a Gibson story, co-written, I think with John Shirley where astronauts have surgically implanted "bone phones" that picks up their speech.
      I believe it is Mona Lisa Overdrive in which the Japanese girl has the virtual assistant that she communicates with subvocally.

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    3. Re:William Gibson? by andyh1978 · · Score: 2
      Wasn't this in a William Gibson novel? A young girl has a computer with an AI companion that only she can see, and she communicates with it by "subvocalizing" instead of actually speaking.
      Yes, it was in Mona Lisa Overdrive.

      The AI was Colin, a Maas-Neotek biosoft unit that acts as a guide to England, given to Kumiko by her father.
    4. Re:William Gibson? by andyh1978 · · Score: 2
      There is a Gibson story, co-written, I think with John Shirley where astronauts have surgically implanted "bone phones" that picks up their speech.
      Hinterlands, which I think was soley authored by Gibson.

      It's in Burning Chrome, which also contains a story named 'The Belonging Kind', which was co-authored with John Shirley.
  19. U2 by JojoLinkyBob · · Score: 2, Funny

    "and scream without raising your voice."

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    1. Re:U2 by gmulert · · Score: 1
      I can just see it now...

      "Tech support, how can I help you?"

      "HOW DO I TURN OFF THE #$@%ING CAPS LOCK?!"

      "Now, sir, there's no need to shout..."

    2. Re:U2 by namespan · · Score: 2

      Wait. Don't forget, we've got to learn to cry without weeping, too.

      You know, I took the poison from the poison stream....

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  20. Feelings in Haiku form... by MonkeyBot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Talking on my phone
    I twitch, about to sneeze hard.
    Phone thinks I said "F*CK."

    1. Re:Feelings in Haiku form... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you were about to sneeze, it would probably say F*CK YOU!

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  21. Perfect by teasea · · Score: 1

    I really need a system to capture all my meaninless muttering.
    Hmm. like 'Sir or Madam,
    I am writing regarding your super-glue substitute and, oh shit what's this in my hair? I need a shower. I love that your product ow that coffee's hot! will not stick my finger to my eyelid.

    Sincerly, will you turn down that fucking polka music,

    teasea

  22. The Styx Phone by tag · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can hear it now...

    "Domo Arigato, Mister Roboto"

  23. tongue in cheek? by cheese_wallet · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Neat idea...(I didn't anyway) it looks like all they can detect right now are vowels.

    I wonder how they will work out the consonant issues. The way an S is produced is pretty similar to a Z. At least they are pretty similar in my mouth anyway.

    I suspect everyone produces consonants in a slightly different manner. I mean, when you are learning to speak, you don't stick your hand in someone else's mouth to figure out what their tongue is doing... You just maneuver your own until you make a similar sound.

    So there are probably several different tongue configurations that work to produce a sound. Not to mention the shape of one's mouth may require a specific and unique tongue configuration to produce a particular sound as compared to someone else.

    Sounds (hehe) like they have their work cut out for them in this area.

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  24. Rasberrys & gaming by WyldOne · · Score: 1

    Now doing a rasberry would put this on your IRC ;P

    Kinda takes all the fun out of yelling would'nt it?

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  25. one-way solution by InsaneCreator · · Score: 2

    it sure would be nice every time hemos calls me from the discotheque

    Still, this is just a one-way solution. You will be able to hear the person talking in the crowd, but how will the person on the other end be able to hear anything? Will the phone be able to display the message in the form of text or something similar? Or will it just make funny faces at you? :)

  26. for the 20 and under crowd... by Hadlock · · Score: 3, Funny

    does anyone remember the "my teacher is an alien!! series? plot synopsis: 4th grader finds out teacher is an alien (suprise, suprise), teacher/alien sees him seeing him, and keeping glactic security safe, takes him up into the New Jersey (mega-big spaceship), and they cruise about, saving the universe.

    anywho, i read (and probably own) the whole series in probably 4th grade, i'm 18 1/2 now. on one of their missions, they had special devices like this; except it attached to your throat muscles, which is probably a whole lot easier and less conspicious. the funny part was that they had to whisper, otherwise they'd "yell" right into the other people's earsets. good to know this stuff is comming to fruit

    my teacher is an alien on amazon.com

    the interesting thing about the series, is that it explains in amazingly simple terminology, using a large noodle, how hyperspace works. i'd explain more, but i don't want to get modded offtopic TOO much. and i have to go to work.

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    1. Re:for the 20 and under crowd... by Paradoxish · · Score: 1

      Someone else read the my teacher is an alien series!? Sweet! I'm the only person I know who's ever even heard of it. :)

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    2. Re:for the 20 and under crowd... by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      Wow, that is pretty funny. I remember reading that book after *years* of it sitting around. Some relative gave it to me (along with actual baby books). One day I finally ended up reading it and actually liked it based on the stuff you mentioned.

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    3. Re:for the 20 and under crowd... by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      yeah, i actually thought about that as i wrote the "1/2".... except that it was meant to justify the "for the 20 and under crowd", as being 18 and the title saying 20...may have raised some questions.

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  27. Orson Scott Card by Cirrius · · Score: 2, Informative

    Speaker for the Dead and Xenocide, had Ender and later Miro subvocalizing to Jane, the sentient entity that "lived" in the network of ansibles. It might continue past that, I have only read up to Xenocide.

    1. Re:Orson Scott Card by mmol_6453 · · Score: 1

      I don't remember if Ender takes the jewel out of his ear in Xenocide or Children of the Mind, but eventually he doesn't use one any more. (And he and Jane don't get along too well as a result.)

      In Children of the Mind, a relative(Though not anyone you'd expect.) uses one. (I'd rather pique your interest than spoil it for you.)

      Read Ender's Shadow...It's the storyline from Ender's Game from a different perspective. (And it's really good.)

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    2. Re:Orson Scott Card by blang · · Score: 2

      He took it out for about one hour in "Speaker For the Dead" while having a talk with the married munks. Jane being a fast thinker, 50000 years passed for her before being plugged back in, so she got a bit bored.

      Wonder if there is any connection between "Red Dwarf"'s computer persona and Jane.

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  28. It's coming... by IdahoEv · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Rotate the pod please, Hal..."

    Dave ... I could see your lips moving ...

    -Ev

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  29. Re:Is Taco trying to be clever? by MonkeyBot · · Score: 1

    Actually, bibliothèque is the French word for library. Discothèque is the French word for discotheque, or "place where the records (discs) are."

  30. that plus the sound? by onShore_Jake · · Score: 1

    This way all you have to do is mouth words into the phone...not actually speak!" ...it sure would be nice every time hemos calls me from the discotheque.
    Maybe you could use the mouth movement to determine which sounds should be transmitted. That way you could actually hear the other peson but filter out the extra sounds.

  31. Re:Is Taco trying to be clever? by jheinen · · Score: 2

    The French word for 'library' is 'bibliothèque'

    Discotheque means the same thing in both French and English - a place where records are played and people dance.

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  32. Not Sure This Idea Has Legs by saddino · · Score: 1

    Part of what makes phone conversations work is implied security through voice recognition.

    If someone with one of these gizmos calls me, and I hear Mr. Roboto on the line, then there really is no way for me to know who is on the other end.

    Bottom line, if you sound like a robot from Berzerk then I'm hangin' up. Intruder Alert indeed.

  33. I'm curious... by Sims+Youth · · Score: 1

    What happens if, while walking down the street, you see a hot teenage girl walking the other direction and your jaw drops? How would it vocalize that?

    1. Re:I'm curious... by Kphrak · · Score: 1

      What happens if, while walking down the street, you see a hot teenage girl walking the other direction and your jaw drops? How would it vocalize that?


      Why, as a wolf-whistle, of course. Which brings up another point; a mute button on these devices might be an excellent idea. :)

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    2. Re:I'm curious... by PinkStainlessTail · · Score: 1
      Classically it would be one o' them "aWOOOGAHH!" horns. Although, it may need the image of your eyes shooting out of your head for that.

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  34. My first thought by mcc · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is that this would be great for people who for one reason or another no longer have voiceboxes.

    I had a great-aunt who lost a decent portion of her lungs to cancer and cigarettes, and up until her death a few years ago she had to use one of those darth-vader vibration-amplifier things like the "Ned" character does on south park. I was terrified of her when i was six.. (Give me a break, i was six years old and stupid.)

    Anyway, i can imagine that technology like this would be just about perfect for people disabled in a similar manner through tobacco, cigarettes or who knows what. No? At least it would keep such people from having to deal with their idiot six-year-old-nephews reactions to the harsh sounds of the vibration amplifier box..

    and really, even beyond that, tech like this would be just about the only option for people who are going through whatever that intensive vocal-node-therapy thing is where you're banned from speaking for six months. and i know a number of theatrical singers who would be intensely happy to have one of these so that they could rest their voices between performances without cutting themselves off from the world...

    I hope that once this complete, they'll sell a unit where the voice-synth thing outputs into speakers rather than a phone.. I'm sure they would have looked into this possibility by now, right?

    (P.S.: While we're on the subject, sort of.. just in case anyone reading knows: This came up as an argument the other night when we were watching the Oscars and examining how much pain Enye appeared to be in from having to exert her voice. What's the difference between a vocal node and a vocal nodule?

    1. Re:My first thought by guttentag · · Score: 2
      ..this would be great for people who for one reason or another no longer have voiceboxes...
      I should go sell my voicebox on ebay before everyone catches on to this and realizes voiceboxes are no longer needed.
  35. Big Mouth by shawnmelliott · · Score: 1

    What does this mean for Big Mouths like us? Instead of "can you speak a little softer" it'd be "can you shut your mouth"... oh wait, nothing new.

  36. This news must be especially frustrating... by JordanH · · Score: 4, Funny

    to those with Tourette Syndrome.

    1. Re:This news must be especially frustrating... by sharkey · · Score: 2

      It probably pisses 'em off so much, they start chewing on the woodwork.

      You do have to feel for folks who suffer from Tourette's and Parkinson's. They won't be eligible to throw some money away on THIS shiny toy.

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  37. discotheque??? by aztektum · · Score: 1

    Has Hemos discovered time travel and not shared it with us?

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  38. I have visions of Hemos... by Ron+Harwood · · Score: 2

    ...in a 70s liesure suit... a la "Saturday Night Fever"...

    It's rather a scary vision... sorry for sharing it with you.

  39. Hello Darkness my old friend... by istartedi · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Was anybody else immediately reminded of the old Simon and Garfunkel tune, sounds of silence in particular the line about "people talking without speaking" (the link is a poor transcription).

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    1. Re:Hello Darkness my old friend... by fm6 · · Score: 2
      People talking without speaking
      People hearing without listening
      People writing songs that voices never shared
      No one dared
      Disturb the Sounds of Silence.

      If you were in high school or college while Nixon was President, you pretty much had to memorize that song!

  40. privacy issues by InsaneCreator · · Score: 2

    Will pointing the phone in someone else's direction enable you to eavesdrop on their conversation?

  41. Great, but.. by rblancarte · · Score: 2, Funny

    How about all those times you get a phone call and you realize you don't want to talk them and as they drone and drone and drone you mouth to anyone around you "SHUT THE F-CK UP!!!" Now they will hear that.

    RonB

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  42. Vowels may be an issue, also by ThinkingGuy · · Score: 1

    While the technology may work well for some languages, like Japanese, which only has 5 vowel sounds, I wonder if they've done any testing with speakers of other languages that have a larger number of sounds.
    At any rate, I agree it really sounds like something from a William Gibson novel.

  43. should be mandatory in restaurants by Schlemphfer · · Score: 2

    This technology, assuming it works, might initially fail to gain popularity if it's not priced right. I doubt many people would pay, say, $100 extra for a phone with this feature. And that's because many people simply don't care if they're irritating the people around them.

    But I'd love to see such places as restaurants and bus lines require their customers, who insist on using cellphones on their premises, to use this product. I bet the bulk of customers would support such a rule, and everyone would benefit.

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    1. Re:should be mandatory in restaurants by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 2
      You're absolutely right! Restaurants should be places of complete, funereal silence, broken only by the occasional soft clang of a fork on a plate. Better yet, we'll ban forks too, and allow only soup. The waiters could mime the daily specials, and customers would point to items on the menu...

      Gimme a break. People talk. Sometimes they talk too loudly. Sometimes they're on the phone, but believe me, SOME PEOPLE JUST TALK TOO LOUDLY, all the damned time, whether or not they have phones. I'll bet Cicero complained about it.

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  44. Re:That what you kids call it.. by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 2

    No, the "whore hose" is attached to me. The "whore house" is the place to use it.

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  45. A better attempt to make cell phones less anoying. by jellomizer · · Score: 2

    Just like now there is a vibrate feature so the phone can ring without anoying every one in a room. Now there is an other feature to try to stop those jirks who talk answer their telephone and talk into in in an unaproprate situation to talk. When this technoligy is realease I think we should have legal rights to smack anyone whos Cell phone goes off in an unaproprate situation (because they should have a vibrate) and then Kick the person who Starts talking to the cell phone where we can hear them. I dont know about anyone else but What is more annoying then having a cell phone go off in an unaproprate place, is when they start talking loudly without leaving the room.
    This technology may not stop this from hapening but it would give us a reason to force them to stop. Where the answer oh this is an important call, will be become complete BS.

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  46. As long as.. by TrevorB · · Score: 2

    As long as the cell phone makes real noise, rather than inserting a probe into your ear canal and manually manipulates your eardrum so that you hear the conversation without sound...

  47. Honey??? by saddino · · Score: 1

    "It's Stephen Hawking on the line again for you..."

  48. This could present an interesting premise.... by NeoCode · · Score: 1

    husband: "honey, I am working late again tonight." (whilst making suggesting eye contact with his secretary)
    wife: "ok.... and you want to have phone sex?!?"

  49. Read my lips... by ChaosMt · · Score: 1

    Just what everyone wants: to sound like Ned from South Park.

  50. Would this help my girlfriend? by Mononoke · · Score: 4, Funny
    Could she tell me her day's troubles while kneeled before me with her mouth full?

    (It's just a JOKE! I know I'm not the first to think of it.)

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    1. Re:Would this help my girlfriend? by r_j_prahad · · Score: 3, Funny

      (ghostly voice heard over the earphone....)

      "Ick, he tastes awful, not pleasant like Jimmy or Bobby or... or... or even Samantha."

      Be satisfied with the funny smile, mate.

    2. Re:Would this help my girlfriend? by buck_wild · · Score: 1

      This has got to be one of the funniest posts ever!

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  51. You know... by quantaman · · Score: 3, Funny

    Usually when I mouth a word into my phone it usually means I DON'T want the other person to hear it. I'm not sure what the learning curve would be on a device like this but chances are that until person hits it they are going to have a lot of explaining to do!!

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    1. Re:You know... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      An out of context conversation might sonud funny...

      "Your suggestion to eat hot-dogs tonight sounds rather cheeky."

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  52. LLNL's way to do this by morcheeba · · Score: 2

    LLNL has been researching micropower impulse radar to 'image' the vocal chords, mainly for speech recogonition. The main site seems down, but you can get to it with google cache. Also check out ucdavis

  53. Re:My first thought:Re:My Second thought by t0qer · · Score: 2

    Problem is most speech synthesis still sounds robotic. Imagine if she sounded like WOPR from war games.

    MCC would you like to play a game?
    Now that would scare me as an adult even!

  54. "Funny" is Slashdot gold... by tommy · · Score: 1

    Fool's gold. Especially considering this post was copied verbatim from a joke email that was going around not long ago.

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    1. Re:"Funny" is Slashdot gold... by swordboy · · Score: 2

      Fool's gold. Especially considering this post was copied verbatim from a joke email that was going around not long ago.

      Actually, I didn't have the email handy so I had to do it from memory but it should be close. I'm not seeking "gold" as I have been at the karma cap for some time now. I just thought that this was appropriate for this topic. You have to realize that not everyone gets the same email as you do.

      Next time, be quicker and post it yourself.

      Laugh...

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  55. The Killer Future of This by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

    will come if they can get it to be incredibly sensitive. Sensitive enough to pick up on the slightest facial twitch.

    I always envied Paul's ability (DUNE) to read peoples expressions, even when they were subconcious. Basically an ability to 'read minds'

    Put that in a box and sell it. Oooh-- put it in court rooms.

    "I did not have sex with that girl!"

    FacialRecognitionAmplifier2000- "BEEEEP!"

    Judge- "Are you sure you want to stick w/that lie?"

    Very interesting possibilities down the road.

    .

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  56. mouth movement + sound? by jat2 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The article seemed to imply that the technology would only use mouth movements, thus allowing the phone to ignore all sound, a lot of which is noise. Of course, as CmdrTaco points out, this could lead to a loss in some of the subtleties of communication.

    Couldn't someone use the movements in addition to the sound to filter out the actual speaker's voice from the background noise? This seems almost like a nonlinear Kalman filter application (though I am by no means an expert on such things), if you had a (presumably nonlinear) model for speech as a function of the movements of the mouth. The article didn't give too much detail. Oh well, it sounds interesting in the very least.

  57. Ender's Game by jonathanjo · · Score: 1
    Am I the only one whom this reminds of how Ender used to speak to Jane, the omnipotent AI computer, through an earplug? No one could hear him speaking, but at night his wife could see his lips moving quickly. There was even another character who had a speech impediment from neurological damage, for whom the impediment went away when he was speaking to Jane because it was easier to whisper for a smart earplug than to speak out loud.

    <OT>

    Looks like there's going to be an Ender's Game movie!

    </OT>

  58. Bad idea... by Robber+Baron · · Score: 2

    The last thing we need is technology that allows our wives to be able to figure out what we are muttering at them under our breath...

    Oh, I forgot. Most geeks aren't married...in fact, most probably have no clue how to perform even the most basic intereactions with one (except of course when their mothers call down the basement stairs to them that dinner is ready)!

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    You're using her as bait, Master!

  59. 15 will get you 20? by Flower · · Score: 1

    nt

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  60. "Gat" and "Cat" by switcha · · Score: 2
    tell me how, without vocalization, these could be distinguished? They have the exact same mouth position, with the only difference being "C" comes from air only, and "G" is made with air and your voicebox. [ regardless of your desire to use one on the other =) ]

    A system like this, would either need to incorporate some amount of voice recognition, or use a vibration sensing mechanism.

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  61. Discotech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The static is probably from crossing the spacetime barrier to the 1970's. that begs the question: Is it better to dress up in your disco clothes before antering the time machine, or after? To do so first, you might risk disturbing your present day friends. To do so after, you risk looking like a square to all your disco buddies.

  62. taxes by outriding9800 · · Score: 1

    we all heard ex-president bush say no new taxes. with this we sould have known what he really said..

  63. The value of a person's voice by guttentag · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...with the help of a voice synthesizer, mobile-phone users can communicate in silence...
    Synthetic Voice: hi ... rob ... it's linus ... no ... really ... take a look ... at ... the next version ... of the lye nucks kernel ... at ... h ... t... t... p... colon slash slash ... goat ...
  64. The Geek Complex has a discotheque?? by Milo77 · · Score: 1

    cuz we know you guys don't ever leave...

  65. I just want... by feloneous+cat · · Score: 1
    Other engineers to listen without talking.

    Personally, I think static is a good thing... hello, hello, I think I'm losing you...I can't hear anything your saying...

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  66. Agent smith would not be pleased by bsdparasite · · Score: 1
    Finally, a way for me to talk without exerting. But what if I move my face in a police investigation and they can't silence my device? :)

    What concerns me are celebrity magazines. Television with 500 channels. Some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine. Viagra. - Tyler

  67. Uh oh by dr_dank · · Score: 1

    Somehow I suspect that we'd lose a lot of the subtleties of communication, but it sure would be nice every time hemos calls me from the discotheque

    Regardless of the technology that this phone would include, Hemos is still fscked if he calls Taco for dating tips.

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  68. Re:This is bad news because... by GigsVT · · Score: 2

    but modern cell phones aren't that bad for you anymore.

    Um...

    Cell phones always have been subject to a limitation of 600 mW, and more recently subject to specific absorption rate limitations.

    If anything, the newer PCS phones that operate at higher frequencies are worse, since you are getting closer and closer to the resonant frequency of your eyeballs.

    The only risk that has any real evidence for it is heating risk, so if you feel your brain starting to cook, then you might want to turn the phone off, otherwise, it's harmless.

    (Hint, 600mW isn't enough to heat much of anything.)

    Anyway, nothing had changed in cell phones to justify your conclusion that they are any less dangerous than they were (they weren't dangerous at all to start with).

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  69. Talk witjout speaking - This has security issues by mxj · · Score: 1

    That also means you can not have a privet talk. Once again our lives are under attact by technology.

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  70. Handy Dandy Sinister Uses, Too by Angry+Monkey · · Score: 1

    Pretty nice tech for interrogating people...

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  71. Similar muscle movements by glasslemur · · Score: 1

    'Vacuum' ~ 'F**k you'

    I'd hate to get those mixed up. But really, how much to people really talk about vacuums?

  72. What are _you_ saying under your breath? by wytcld · · Score: 2

    Am I the only one who says nice things aloud into the phone while muttering "fscking azzhool" under my breath? How refreshing honest our communications will become!

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  73. How about.... by qurob · · Score: 1

    Typing without moving your hands?

    Just a pair of gloves with biometric sensors, and you just motion the keypresses with your hands.....

  74. Discotheque? by hyrdra · · Score: 2

    ...but it sure would be nice every time hemos calls me from the discotheque.

    I don't know what's more scary -- a new cellular electrode attachment or Hemos heating up (literally) the floor under a giant mirrored ball.

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  75. Re:This is bad news because... by ziriyab · · Score: 5, Funny
    PhysicsGenius wrote:
    You may not be aware of this or have thought of it this way, but a microwave oven is basically just a big, unmodulated radio station broadcasting in the microwave band instead of the radio band.

    ...and lightbulbs are just microwave ovens broadcasting mainly in the visible range. And where do we put these light bulbs? Everywhere we live!!! Oh my GOD, we're all gonna die of cancer from light bulbs!

    Are you a real physics genius, or do you just play one in front of your liberal arts friends ;)

  76. Fails by KDENCE · · Score: 1

    This article fails to mention that you would wind up looking like a moron doing this though. Tell me that if you see somebody down the streets of NYC walking and moving his mouth without sound coming out wouldn't strike you kinda weird (OOoops, that would actually be normal in NYC (I am from NYC so don't be insulted) it will probably be best if we changed the state to Wisconsin)

    Seems like kool technology, however we need to read brainwaves (Now that would be a little too kool).

    . . . keep trying guys!

    1. Re:Fails by ArticulateArne · · Score: 1

      Thanks, Flex.

      Actually, in Wisconsin, people go out to talk to the cows.

    2. Re:Fails by KDENCE · · Score: 1

      You ruined the streak I had going for most non-replied posts in my slashdot history. Oh well records are meant to be stopped?

      By the way, I had to mention Wisconsin, figured no one else would!

  77. Maybe in about 30 years by ergo98 · · Score: 2

    Seriously, though, the promised "killer application" for over a decade now has been voice recognition, and we're STILL at a point where the inaccuracy rate leads to it being generally useless in anything other than "ooh, isn't that neat" kinds of demos (for instance it was a laugh to see voice recognition as a hyped feature of Office XP : Now tell me how many people on the planet are actually using it? While I applaud them for adding it for the handicapped, of the general public it seems neat, but when you have to babysit every word it dictates you relegate it to the unused feature list).

    So we've barely gotten voice recognition down, despite being "just a wee bit more" type of promise for so long now, and someone is claiming that they'll read your lips? Fat chance in hell, is all I can say. Unless we concatenate our language to about 4 words, there isn't a chance.

    1. Re:Maybe in about 30 years by Xerithane · · Score: 2

      There are actually some really good voice recognition systems out there. I was calling an IVR that had a menu like, "Say One for X, Two for Y" and it recognized it quite well.

      I was really impressed when it asked for a number (can't remember what it was for, whether a callback # or something) and it played back my number right after I said it. It has come a really long way, but for it to be perfect for the end user it will take a while, but I have faith it will be here sooner than expected in the "perfect" sense.

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  78. wow, at long last. by macsox · · Score: 2

    cell phones have caught up to deaf people.

  79. Re:Ya by Carp+Flounderson · · Score: 1
    I'd like to celebrate my 0xFFth post by presenting these writings from trollaxor.com

    By no means, do I claim to be a master of the art of Trolling, but here are my 2 cents.

    Exploring the troll within one's self can be a confusing experience. First, one must recognize the term troll often is used to describe several different style of postings. It can be used in a general sense to describe crapflooding posts, flame-baiting posts, page-tweaking posts (PLP's and PWP's), and true trolls. After one makes the distinction that a more specific definition of "troll" exists, the curious mind must find its meaning. Is a troll simply a post that contradicts popular opinion? Is it a post that gathers many replies? Is it a post that argues a point that you don't really believe? Is it a post that argues for an opinion you don't even understand? Is it a post that is only meant to annoy a large number of people? Or is it a post that is purely intended to encourage real debate? There may be many other possibilities that I haven't considered yet, but these are the ones I can quantify.

    These all appear to be valid motives of the many veteran trolls. So, how to you become proficient at this art? Well the following is a quote I found etched within the inner chambers of a 1000 year old temple in Nepal. I share these publicly for the first time, here on Trollaxor.com.

    It seems one must have a well defined perception of their own beliefs, and then be able to dis-prove them all... in ones mind, build an undeniable proof of a fact, and then be able to prove it fiction... understand ones audience, their weaknesses, their strengths, what irritates them, what they believe as holy truth... one must be resourceful with their research on issues they don't completely understand, and be able to project confidence in the knowledge they find...

    One must become Tuan-chi Muho. Find your beliefs and remove your mind's limitation to only believing that single thought path, then understand all other possible thought paths... understanding the individual has the ability to choose any of these paths, but chooses not to limit one's thoughts by only exploring a single path. One must be able to take these insights and use them against their foes.

    Go forth now... and troll.

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  80. but... by Polo · · Score: 2

    Wouldn't everybody start sounding like the vietnam vet on south park??

  81. Inflection by westies-from-hell · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So, I wonder how the system works with inflection and stressed syllables. Would be a disaster for those domestic husband/wife disputes (not to mention Japanese which is almost *entirely* inflective):

    *I* put the dishes away.
    I *put* the dishes away.
    I put the *dishes* away.
    I put the dishes *away*.

    Looks like we will still that Sprint guy hovering around for a while....

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  82. I know what you mean by tswinzig · · Score: 2

    All I told her was, "I wanna fig newton!"

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  83. Old way is better but great for future application by Kasmiur · · Score: 1

    When I call someone often I like to hear thier voice. Not some mechanical or recorded voice. Also I think other people would like the same on the other end.

    But at the end of the article they say it could apply to help send text messges which would make it quite usefull.
    this tech would be wonderful for voice recongition programs. Or imagine using one of those voice command programs in the middle of the night without having to worry about waking your roommate. Or typing out a quick text message without taking your hands off your steering wheel while driving or while reading a paper and then the program sending a text message to someone.

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  84. LASH by metalhed77 · · Score: 1

    i think it's called lash, but if memory serves me, there are ways to pickup sound by just wrapping a mic around someone's throat (a thin band) and have it sense them whispering. I think swat uses this.

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  85. Re:This is bad news because... by Githord · · Score: 1

    Actually PCS phones vary their output based on how clear a signal they're getting from the tower, most of the time they're only putting out between 80 and 140mW. I'm not even sure that they can even go up to 600mW anymore as on the test machines the highest I've ever seen one put out was around 300 or so.

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  86. Not new by doublem · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not new, old technology. They even have a guy who uses a handheld one on South Park!

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  87. Re:This is bad news because... by Carp+Flounderson · · Score: 2, Informative

    And X-Ray machines are just big unmodulated radio stations broadcasting at higher frequencies, we should put those in every room of our homes too.

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  88. Quantum Leap, Tom and Jerry... by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Anybody ever pay attention to the sounds that the handlink makes on Quantum Leap? For example, it kind of goes 'waaaaahhhh' when he smacks it. That's the most obvious one, but if you listen a little more carefully, the sounds that little device makes start to emote. You can get an idea what he's reading on the screen before he actually states it.

    Tom and Jerry is similar, to a degree. I ran across a cartoon of Tom and Jerry on the web a few days ago and watched it. I noticed something very interesting. The music in the cartoon responded to every little movement that the characters made. You listen to the music, for example, and tell if Jerry was tiptoe'ing or running. That was a very interesting dimension to Tom and Jerry. That is the type of element that would allow you to watch a slideshow of the show with the sound track and still keep track of what's going on.

    This article was very interesting because I think it may be the start of making computer interfaces take advantage of audio responses that don't even require words. I've spent a great deal of time assigning different sounds in Windows to different events. For example, I have a very distinctive sound that ICQ makes when I recieve a message. I even went as far as to provide different people with different sounds. I noticed something very interesting, when I went to use ICQ on another machine, I ached to hear the sounds again. It was so strange not hearing them!

    I hope one day Windows (or whatever OS I use in the future...) spends more effort into providing a sound-enhanced interface. That would truely provide better a better multi-tasking experience. It'd be cool if, for example, the window on the screen causing the sound was played through the right or left speaker based on where the window is on the screen. Maybe muffle it if a window is under it.

    Anybody know of any products for Windows that do this today?

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  89. Dialogue by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

    *ring*

    Guy: Hello?

    Guy's Girlfriend: Hey honey. What time are you getting home tonight?

    Guy: I'm not sure babe. Looks like I might have to stay in and work overtime again.

    Guy's Girlfriend: Awwwww.

    Secretary: *whispers* who that?

    Guy: *whispers* It's my stupid girlfriend. Don't worry, we'll still go out, drop by your place, and make out like animals tonight.

    Guy's Girlfriend: WHAT????

  90. I want my Borg-TV by HighTeckRedNeck · · Score: 1
    If it printed out the words instead of speaking them it would give the deaf and mute a feedback mechanism to practice the muscle movements needed to speak more clearly. After practice a listener could chouse either the persons voice or the speaker of the device.

    The real trick would be to implant the pickup leads to the cranial nerve that drives the muscle like the cochlea implants. Put a LED/phototransistor pair under the skin somewhere for an optical output/optoisolator.

    With both, cops, solders, secret service agents and other people that need to work without giving away their position could communicate. Note taking in classrooms or libraries could use the to-text functions and I could get rid of this keyboard and have a much more compact portable computer/pda without a noisy microphone in the way or wirers plastered to my face. Speeches and lectures could be recorded for posterity in text format and TV shows could have close captioning of the actors actual words. Listen to music without bothering your neighbors or blocking your environmental sounds with earphones. It would be interesting to imagine how language would morph over time.

    Move the leads farther up the brains processing and viola the equivalent to schizophrenia. Yep, needs an optoisolator instead of wireless link, and faraday shields on the leads.

    Matrix here we come.

    1. Re:I want my Borg-TV by truefluke · · Score: 1
      I have a low technology solution to this:

      Learn Sign Language. It's not that hard to learn and you could take comfort in the fact that you're learning a 'neat skill'. You don't even need to learn PURE ASL (American Sign Lang). Just use the signs in English word order. It's a lot cheaper.

      But you probably wouldn't be willing to put in the effort. Centuries of 'progress' have taught me otherwise.

      No, instead let's wire up the Deaf with some contraption because it's THEIR FAULT/PROBLEM AND NOT MY PROBLEM and there is something wrong WITH THEM after all. Sigh.

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  91. Would be useful for people with speech impairment! by antdude · · Score: 2

    I have a minor speech impairment (not very clear) so it would probably be useful to me. :)

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  92. My daughter needs a job... by infinite9 · · Score: 2

    This way all you have to do is mouth words into the phone...not actually speak!



    My daughter talks without saying anything. Maybe she could get a job testing these things.

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  93. Movie Theatres by techstar25 · · Score: 1

    Researchers later admitted that the technology was developed in response to those idiots who insist on talking on using their cell phone *during* the movie. I thought I was going to see "Lord of the Rings", instead I ended up being treated to "Lord of the Ring Tones". It happens at about every third movie I attend.

  94. Just watch what you mouth! by MadCow42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Now I can't mouth obscenities about the person I'm talking with without them hearing!!! You can't also hold a "quiet" conversation with the person beside you while "politely" listening to the person on the phone...

    Oh well... my boss probably needs to know about what I call him behind his back anyways. q:]

    MadCow.

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  95. Face muscles only? by molybdenum · · Score: 1

    I'm somewhat skeptical. How are they determining vowel sounds? Can it see well enough that I'm making a high back vowel or a low back vowel?

    Also, how would you distinguish between voiced and unvoiced pairs, such as /b/ and /b/, or /d/ and /t/? Or perhaps aspiration?

    There is more to speaking than just "face muscles."

    Ben

  96. Contraindications? by GungaDan · · Score: 2
    I figure Bell's Palsy, any facial tic involving the mouth/cheeks, and perhaps beards?

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  97. oh good by Hooya · · Score: 2

    now i can say 'olive juice' to my wife and still earn major points. OTOH, everyone in Italy is gonna think that the entire US population is gay!

  98. Sign language by Ozan · · Score: 2

    Another way to help speechless persons to communicate is the recognition and translation of sign language. If you're interested in that you might want to look here.

  99. market this! by AsnFkr · · Score: 1

    someone needs to find a way to mix this with porn so it gets popular. eric.

  100. At Last by Vespillo · · Score: 1

    I can finally find out of the girl across the room is whispering to her friend about the hot guy across the room, or the creepy guy that is pointing a cell phone at her.

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  101. People talking without speaking ... by surfcow · · Score: 1
    ... to people hearing with without listening.

    Progress.

    =brian

  102. Enders Game by Kallahar · · Score: 2

    Are they going to call it "subvocalizing" like in Enders Game?

    Travis

  103. Don't discriminate against cell phone users. by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    Why? What's the big deal? I can understand if somebody talks too loud, but that's true of anybody, not just a phone user. I was at a McDonald's once grabbing a bite, and I called my dad and talked to him for a bit. The woman in front of me got irritated and muttered that I should get off the phone.

    I never did find out what sparked that. If I was talking too loud, for example, she could have just touched her mouth in the 'sssh' sybol and been polite about it. I don't think I was talking that loud. Nobody else even looked up at me. I think she just had a conception that people with cell phones are rude. Well my response to that is 'ITS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS.'

    There's 0 difference between me talking on the phone or me talking to somebody in person. If it's okay for me to talk with somebody in person, but not on a phone, then there are some serious social issues that will arise down the road. I bet she'd be tickled to death if any of her kids called her out of the blue just to say hi, but I call my dad (who lives 2000 miles away) and I'm a rude jerk. If it's distracting to her to watch a guy talk to somebody that isn't there, then she can watch Quantum Leap until she gets used to it. I certainly am not turning off my phone for the simple reason that it displeases her.

    If anybody is going to discrminate against people with cell phones, make damn sure the reason is unique to the cellphone itself. No phone ringing in a theater: Acceptable. No Cell phones in a Hospital because they interfere with equipment: Acceptable. No talking on a cell phone in a restaraunt: Unaccetpable.

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  104. mobile phones and accessiblity by ism · · Score: 1

    It's interesting to see you bring up this topic, that what is a feature to the majority of people could be nearly a neccessity for others. I find it ironic, however, that current mobile phone accessibility for the deaf and hard of hearing is sorely lacking. While many phones are now SMS-enabled, this is not always sufficient. TTY functionality would be needed for relay calls.

    It is certainly nice to see this development, but before this is actually implemented I would like to see TTY functionality on some mobile phones first.

  105. Reverse of lip-synching by TekkonKinkreet · · Score: 2

    The "100% vowel detection" claim sets off alarm bells for me. Sure, pure vowels tend to show up on the face, but there are lots of characteristics of speech which occur down in the throat, or back of the tongue...how do they plan to distinguish between sh, ch, and j? S and Z? F and V? For now, they don't.

    I also just don't see how the claim can be accurate. I can say the "ih" phoneme with my jaw in any position, and I can say "a e i o" without moving my cheeks or jaw at all. What gives?

    Human lip readers need *context*, and lots of it. This one I'll believe when I can use the demo myself.

    As for losing subtleties of communication, I think the real problem is in synthesis. I work on the opposite side of this problem, generating lip movements from audio (i.e. lip synching). A lot of the subtleties you might think you'd lose are actually there in both signals, the audio and the muscles. For example, you can tell when somebody's smiling over the phone, the change in the shape of the mouth makes the phonemes sound different. Shouting invokes different muscles from normal speech, emphasis might be picked up from the eyebrows, and so on. But even if you detect such things on the face, no voice synthesis engine is capable of rendering the accompanying vocal effects.

  106. The Discotheque? by IcebergSlim · · Score: 1

    "...but it sure would be nice every time hemos calls me from the discotheque. "

    Like This?

  107. Stupid....Except for by Piper82 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To think this will end up as mass market technology is plain wrong. Can anyone really think that people will stop "speaking" into their phones? And for what, to evade cell phone static? Come on. Usage of this technology will only really take off in very niche markets where there's an actual need, like those who's speach is affected frome one form or another. Those are the people who will really benefit from this. The implications there are incredible. Now where's my Crystal Pepsi?

  108. We need this here by return+42 · · Score: 1

    We need this in my office now. All the fscking idiots, yakking on their phones all day, no clue that they're disturbing anyone...

  109. Doubtful by MoneyT · · Score: 1

    As much as this would be really cool, there are lots of things that would make this go haywire. First and formost is the ability of the program to distinguish the end of a word. When you listen to someone talk, your brain automaticaly divides up what it percieves as full words and then reports them to you. But your brain has had many many years of experience with this. A technology like this would be confused by anyone who speaks fast. Even speaking normaly it could be confused. Don't believe me, listen to a person who is fluent in a foriegn language speak. To him (or her) the words are all very distinct and seperate, but to you, it sounds a lot like a string of sounds and you can distinguish maybe 3 or 4 words.

    Second, this is all well and good for words or parts of words that are formed by the movement of the mouth, but try mouthing the words this, that, there and the. Most of the word is made up by the tounge and it's postition, and the only difference between there and the is what you do with the inside of your throat at the end of the word.

    As much as this would be a great technology to have, we have a hard enough time getting speech recognition programs to work let alone mouth recognitions.

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  110. (Off Topic comment on ichimunki's sig) by Golias · · Score: 1
    Your sig is citing the wrong source. Larry Flint did not come up with the expression of wolves and sheep deciding what to eat.

    This quote gets thrown around all the time without anybody being cited as the one who coined it, but it was definately not Larry Flynt, who used it in entirely the wrong context (it's a quote about taxes, not censorship) in 1999.

    "Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting to decide on what to have for dinner," is sometimes credited to Robert Heinlein, although I have had little luck finding the actual source where he said it.

    In 1994, James Bovard referred to the quote, by saying: "Democracy must be more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner."

    Larry Flynt obviously just overheard it somewhere, or saw it on an e-mail signature, half-remembered it but failed to recall what it was about, and used it to get a laugh in one of his speeches.

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    1. Re:(Off Topic comment on ichimunki's sig) by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      Interesting. It's frequently attributed to Flynt in a slightly longer version than what I've got showing. But a saying like this seems ripe for being passed around and slightly modified by lots of different public figures-- and put into any context where minority rights must be protected (be that unpopular speech or taxation). Many of the references I'm finding with this saying in them are a whole list of different forms of government. Relating them back to the theme of sheep, wolves, and voting on dinner.

      Guess I'll have to find a new and improved Larry Flynt quote. :)

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  111. Covert Oral Behavior by greg_barton · · Score: 1

    There is a phenomenon called "Covert Oral Behavior" which is similar to this. Basically, when you think words, (but do not speak them) the nerve signals which would normally move your mouth and vocal chords are not completely dampened. They are suppressed, but not completely eliminated. See the work of this research group, based on the research of F. J. McGuigan

  112. Laryngitis by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    Sounds like it would help someone with laryngitis.

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  113. Sound of voice? by Wuhao · · Score: 1

    Doesn't this mean that I won't be able to make out the actual voice of my caller? I mean, it's cool and all, but I don't want to feel like I'm in a cheap horror movie. Or talking to Stephen Hawking.

  114. Re:why do I get the feeling... by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 2
    On occasion, sure. I also talk to my wife, to my daughters, and to the waiter. I manage to do all these without shouting.

    On the other hand, I've sat 30 feet away from people talking to each other across a small table and heard every word, either because they're elderly and deaf or young and just loud -- they're often the same people who yell down the length of the bus to their friends ("YO, my man Duane!" "Yo, yo, yo, Tyrone!").

    Nothing this side of the Cone of Silence will even dent these people. They were loud before telephones were invented, and they're not getting any quieter.

    Keep track for a day of all the conversations you hear in public places. How many of them are "cell-yell", and how many are just plain loud people? (For that matter, how many of the ones yelling on the phone hang up and yell at their companions?)

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  115. Speech feedback by harborpirate · · Score: 1

    On an oddly related point, I saw a thing on TV recently about new inventions and some contest run every year to give an award to the most promising new invention. This one wasn't voted most promising, but it was cool:

    One guy invented a speech feedback system that picked up your voice in a headset microphone, changed it slightly, then fed it back into earphones you had on. He previously had a serious studdering problem, but this device allowed him to speak almost perfectly after having used it repeatedly to practice speaking. He demonstrated that the device could also be used to make a person speak authoritatively, cheery, fast, slow, and various other ways as well by changing the feedback that they were hearing.

    Pretty amazing, how the brain would change the voice to match what it thought was normal almost immediately. People wouldn't have any problem adjusting voice inflection to match the device assuming it provided feedback.

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  116. Re:A better attempt to make cell phones less anoyi by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 2
    What is more annoying then having a cell phone go off in an unaproprate place?

    Inappropriate capitalization of Apparently randomly selected Words.

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  117. Papa Bush... by chinton · · Score: 3, Funny
    "Read my lips.". With this nifty device, we wouldn't have had to read his lips, and we would have heard the (subvocal) last word of his famous quote:

    "Read my lips. No new taxes (today)."

  118. How about we don't have cell phones at all by ravenswood1000 · · Score: 1

    Seems to me that the best answer to the problem that many folks have faced is to burn all cell phones. Sounds good to me...

  119. Mr. Anderson by drivers · · Score: 2

    How can you make a phone call if you can't even spea-k.

  120. Speech Recognition by SkewlD00d · · Score: 2

    Maybe speech recognition w/o speaking? Now all you have to work about is a repetitive strain injury of your facial muscles. ;)

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  121. Return to the Planet of the Apes by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 1

    That reminds me of those psychic people in...I think it was "Return to the Planet of the Apes" thaey sort of threw their face at you. That was how they communicated. I'm pissing myself laughing at the thought of people doing that on the street...creepy but funny.

  122. Video Phones by truefluke · · Score: 1
    I've been waiting for a long time for videophones (a la Dick Tracy) to come into effect. The technology is THERE. The infrastructure is MOSTLY there.

    But no one's picking it up, or, there's a fear that no one will 'catch-on' to this technology, or some other lame reason. Or so I'm told.

    I disagree. I can sign. I use Amercian Sign Language, and on top of that, I can read _most_ people's lips. The Deaf would have so much LESS of a barrier if this came into widespread adoption.

    This technology only benefits hearing people. UNLESS one considers that the deaf MIGHT be willing to have a voice synthesizer perform the auditory acrobatics FOR them. I think you'd have an easier time getting visual phones adopted and much more quickly.

    (diversion: although part of me flinches at the comedic pontential of this muscle-recognition technology. If both come into effect, how hard of a time am I going to read someone's lips when their mouths are contorting themselves by HABIT to be understood if this technology gets widespread adoption FIRST)

    .

    Why am i posting here? I dunno. I don't think it's completely off-topic if one considers minority groups being overlooked (again). I'm sure this technology is focused on English speakers.

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  123. Pretty hard to do this in Japanese by tibbetts · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know Japanese myself, but I'm in the middle of reading The Japanese Language (no link; not carried by Amazon). One of the things that's discussed is how little mouth movement is required in Japanese, in contrast to other languages. So it's somewhat ironic that DoCoMo, a Japanese company, is leading the charge in this field.

    Even in non-Japanese languages, guttural sounds like 'g', 'k', and German 'ch' cause very little muscular change--just watch yourself in a mirror some time. The article didn't go into much detail, but it may be infinitely more useful if the sensors paid attention to tongue movements instead of cheek ones.

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  124. Physiological Difficulties by kris_lang · · Score: 1
    Problems with this approach: speaking requires the use of four systems:


    1 - the lips and face


    2 - the tongue


    3 - the larynx


    4 - the diaphragm


    This approach only has access to part 1 above and will not be able to capture the other elements of sound. Lip reading works only partially. Try watching TV muted without closed captioning to see how many things that sound different will look alike.



    The diaphragm is controlled by the vagus nerve (Cranial Nerve X). The diaphragm starts the ball rolling and controls the expulsion of air from your lungs. Sighs and the amplitude of your voice are controlled by controlling the strength of the exhalation.


    The larynx is controlled by the laryngeal branch of the cranial nerve X, the vagus. Controlled constriction of the larynx provides a vibrating memrane which controls the resonance and dominant frequency output of the voice. Intonation is controlled by changing the frequency. This can change across a sentence, or in Cantonese and many languages even across the length of a single word or syllable.


    The tongue is controlled by the hypoglossal nerve (Cranial Nerve XII). The soft palate is controlled by the glossopharyngeal nerve. These two components along with the lips and the cheeks act to change the size and internal shape of the resonance cavity that is your mouth. This filters the sound produced by the lungs and the larynx. Placing your tongue in different places changes a lot of filter characteristics.



    Your lips and cheeks are controlled by the facial nerve and by the upper cervical nerves. They help modulate the resonance cavity. The lips also provide an abrupt or gradual start and stop to sounds.


    Saying the letter 'B' or 'P' requires that the lips close first, then the lungs start to exhale and pressure builds up in the mouth, then the lips are opened and the larynx resonates as air is quickly allowed to be expelled. You do all of this automatically all of the time. The only part that is visible externally are the lips and the slight facial nuances associated with this. The rest go out of the brainstem via the cranial nerves and are not accesible. (well, you could get to the laryngeal component of the vagus surgically, but that is invasive.)


    This won't work easily and will not sound as fluid without all of the other characterstics of sound and voice production being taken into account.

  125. Electric sensing, ultrasonic tongue, fashion by mmol_6453 · · Score: 1

    Think Nintendo Power Glove...

    Nah...They'd probably just put a small electric sensors around the center of each muscle that controls the jaw. I suppose these could either be implanted or placed on the surface.

    In a way, you're right, though. They could use either a frame (a la Borg), a mask, or adhesive dots.

    I think the adhesive dots would work best, since you could make the adhesive conductive to increase sensitivity. Or they could have tiny accelerometers in them just to sense movement.

    In any case, the tongue is definately a problem. As I understand it(though IANAD), the tongue is all one muscle. I suppose you could make the adhesive dots double as ultrasound transceivers, but the phone would have to have to have awfully quick pattern recognition in order to understand the (coarse) virtual image of the tongue realtime.

    In any case, I suspect commercial application of this is a ways away.

    I can easily see colored adhesive dots becoming the "in" thing. (Please, nobody say "Flower Power...") Anybody remember back when fake car phone antennas were all the rage? Be wary of the person who has colored dots on her face, but uses a pay phone.

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  126. Old DARPA project? by BWJones · · Score: 2

    I seem to recall a project like this designed for special forces that was funded by CIA and DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency). There was also a "silent sound" device that could transmit acoustic information directly into the skull.

    Of course there could be many applications for the delivery of this type of thing, but one of the applications that the CIA was interested in subliminal presentation of messages in peoples sleep while the silent transmission of information would obviously be useful to special forces teams that need to communicate without revealing themselves.

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  127. Wouldn't help at the Discotechque by samdu · · Score: 1
    The problem with loud places is not the person yelling, it's the ambient noise. Hemos calling from the disco wouldn't have to yell, but you still wouldn't be able to hear his "muscle voice" over the Villiage People blaring over the speakers in the club.


    -Sam

  128. Vocalization and Other Features by akiy · · Score: 2

    How will this differentiate between voiced and unvoiced consonants? "Pat" and "bat" sound different but the two initial consonants are extremely similar outside of vocalization. Yes, the articulation of the "b" is longer than the "p", but it's really miniscule and probably differs from person to person. I wonder if this will take the tack of making the phone "learn" how to discern such, or will it make the person learn how to "speak" in a way that the phone "understands" (kind of like handwriting recognition versus using Graffiti)...

    Although the article talks about getting 100% accuracy in discerning vowel sounds, the Japanese language is pretty simple in its vowels -- a, i, u, e, and o, and that's about it. What about vowel sounds like umlauted vowels that occur in European languages? Heck, what about African languages that incorporate clicks and creaky vowels?

    This sounds like promising technology, but the article leaves a lot of questions that need to be answered. I guess five more years of research will help, though.

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  129. Appearance by iamroot · · Score: 1

    If this uses some sort of network of electrodes on your face, wouldn't you look strange walking down the street? If enough people started using this, it would become common place, but the appearance of the device could seriously be a marketing flaw until then...

  130. Neuromancer? by Target+Practice · · Score: 1

    Did this remind anyone else about Neuromancer? When Case entered that one girl's mind and could feel what she was saying when she just made the movements with her mouth, wouldn't it be kind of like how the thing is supposed to 'read' your words by your muscle movements?

    I might be a little off-topic, I'll admit. But practically speaking, it could be really nice to hold conversations without disturbing the silence of a library... but I'm getting ahead of the article.

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  131. David Brin by SWroclawski · · Score: 1

    David Brin discussed this technology in his book _Earth_ as a substitute for speech recognition.

    - Serge Wroclawski

  132. People talking without speaking by RPoet · · Score: 1

    For it is written in the great songs of Simon and Garfunkel:


    And in the naked light I saw
    Ten thousand people, maybe more.
    People talking without speaking,
    People hearing without listening,
    People writing songs that voices never share
    And no one dared
    Disturb the sound of silence.

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  133. I didn't ask you to dance . . . by Gatesninny.net · · Score: 1

    "I didn't ask you to dance, I said you look fat in those pants"

  134. Re:This is bad news because... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

    I'm sure you are right, but the original post implied that the original phones were dangerous, and the new ones are no longer.

    600mW isn't dick. As a ham operator, when I transmit, I'm regularly holding a 5-10watt HT right next to my head. A noisy computer can put off quite a bit of RF too, probably more than a watt if you took the whole spectrum into consideration.

    If you are working with RF as you seem to be, then you know that too. All this brain cancer stuff seems to be a pile of BS. I havn't seen one reliable study that shows any negative effects from RF other than localized thermal effects causing damage.

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  135. v00t go Ender's Game by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    Now we can make Whiskey!
    Been wait'n for this for hundreds of years!

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  136. Not a big problem... by wirefarm · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...since the research is being done in Japan.
    Japanese has very few dipthongs.
    A word that might be spelled 'Ao' using latin characters,(Â), would be pronounced as 'Ah-ow' (sort of).
    Some words do change the vowels, but usually just by extending it. The word Tokyo isn't pronounced 'toe-key-o' as much as it is 'to-u-key-o-u'. The audible differences can be very slight, though. Possibly by sensing the muscle movements, it would be easier to discern the differences.
    Another interesting capability would be the ability to discern mood. Consider the following:
    'Yes dear, I'd <rolls_eyes>love</rolls_eyes>to have your mother visit this weekend...'

    I'm not sure that I'd want my phone telling my girlfriend when I'm being sarcastic. You could have a new groupof 'tags' kind of like those you see on IRC:
    roll_eyes
    clench_jaw
    check_watch
    sneer
    cringe
    shake_head_in_disbelief_at_the_studidity_of_what_i s_being_said

    You get the idea...
    Cheers,
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  137. For the hearing impaired or Mute by racerx509 · · Score: 1

    It sounds like a very interesting technology. I don't necessarily see it at a tool for cell phone use, but as a tool for the hearing impaired or mute.

    For mutes, it would be nice because they can already hear and this device would allow them aural communication again.

    For the hearing impaired, it wouldn't be so easy. This technology would be a few years off, but you could have a combination of augmented reality and the lip recognition technology. As the user would speak, there could either be a slight delay or a it could be in real time. The device already has text capability, and could display in a heads up for the user and out a speaker. A very nice way to restore aural communication for the hearing impaired

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  138. This won't stop the shouting by baxissimo · · Score: 2

    The reason people shout into cell phones isn't that the phones don't pick up sound well enough. They do. It's that people don't *THINK* they pick up sound well enough because the phones don't give you any feedback in your own ear. Normal phones do give feedback and people are used to that. When you hear no feedback, you think "hey this phone must not be picking me up very well".

    It may be a neat bit of technology they've come up with, but people won't stop shouting into their phones until they get feedback.

  139. Doubtful will work for all languages by alptraum · · Score: 1

    I doubt the technology will work for all languages, take Chinese for instance, Chinese is a tonal language, you have inflections upon the word, I believe there are in some cases 9 different words you can say with the same word, just inflected differently, I highly doubt technology could pick up on inflection.

    Or take Korean, Hangul characters are actually to a certain extent patterned after the position of your throat and mouth muscles, alot of the sounds in Korean come from your throat, not how you move your lips.

    Japanese, you can pretty much talk while maintaining a smile.

    I am sure many other langugages are the same way.

  140. IAALS by screwballicus · · Score: 2
    (I Am A Linguistics Student)

    Yes, the English phonemes 'g' and 'c' are articulated in the same position, both dorso-velar (dorsum of the tongue contacting the velum, the flap of skin behind the palate). They're both also 'stops' (the passage is momentarily completely blocked). But discerning sounds of identical position is actually somewhat less problematic in English than it might be in certain other languages. You hit upon a really important point when you mentioned 'the air' which accompanies 'c' word-initially in English (called 'aspiration'). Khmer, spoken in Cambodia, distinguishes between aspirated and unaspirated stops (e.g., the first 'k' in 'kook' is an aspirated stop, the second is unaspirated, but English speakers don't distinguish between them). How could this system possibly tell the difference? The only difference between the first 'k' and second 'k' in 'kook', as you point out, is the quick expulsion of air which accompanies the first. Even more confusingly, the first 'k' in 'keel' is not even articulated in the same position at all as the first 'k' in 'kook'. 'k' in 'keel' is palatal (further forward), where 'k' in 'kook' is velar (further back). But, for some reason, in English, we consider them the same phoneme (the subjective perception of what constitutes a unique sound in a given language. 'Keel' and 'kook' start with the same English phoneme, because we can't tell the difference). This is just impressing the point that where a phone is articulated is only a tiny piece of the puzzle. Making a system which understands language on the basis of position alone is ludicrous. That's impossible.

    As you point out a workable system would have to detect 'voicing' (the vibration of the vocal cords), as voicing, AFAIK, differentiates at least some phonemes in every language on earth.

    What about nasalisation (where the nasal passage is opened in pronouncing a vowel)? The only difference between the French words 'main' (hand) and 'mais' (but) is that the first is pronounced with resonance in the nasal cavity. How is this system to divine that one has opened a tiny passage to one's nasal cavity for the duration of the vowel?

    Speaking of point of articulation, how about glottals (articulated in the larynx) and pharyngeals (articulated in the pharynx. We have none in English, but they exist in Semitic languages)? Without a camera rammed down the subject's throat, sensing articulation in there is going to be hard.

    If we have some way of determining the position of the tongue, vowels will be comparatively easy to distinguish, as they're distinguished by 'rounding' (i.e., of the lips), position of the tongue and nasalisation alone (a caveat: Japanese has a 'voiceless vowel', but it's a total phonetic red-herring, really). And detecting nasalisation still seems a difficulty.

    At any rate, the idea of recognising language mechanically would seem to at least necessitate detection of 1) position and character of vibration in the nasal cavity, pharynx and mouth and 2) exact position of the tongue at all times. At any rate, I'll leave the last word on this 'invention' to others:

    Dr. Scott: This sonic transducer... it is I suppose, some kind of audio-vibratory physio-molecular transport device?

    Brad: You mean...

    Dr. Scott: Yes, Brad, it's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time. But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it..."
  141. Here's a fun game... by bapi1129 · · Score: 1

    Turn to the person next to you and silently mouth the words "elephant shoe" ...ask them what they think u said...

  142. Phone companies' wet dream by roman_mir · · Score: 2

    Phones that can understand your mouth movements will probably have to translate these movements into some sequence of sounds that correspond to the speaker's langauge words. What I mean is that the phone will have to KNOW what language you are speaking in order to be able to translate your mouth movements into sounds meaningfull for your language. I made a joke a couple of days ago about phones understanding their owners, I was with my girlfriend and told her that it is amazing what my cell phone heard from me so far, for example when I talk to her. Anyway, cell phone companies would love to sell these phones since it will mean more upgrade capabilities - do you want your phone to speak english? russian? german? japaneese? Ha! Another 99.99$!