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Teaching BattleBots in High School

Some Guy writes: "We all know that everyone's favourite TV show is BattleBots on Comedy Central, Right? Well, a new program has started at my old high school that teaches BattleBots to kids. It's a truly engaging engineering program/curriculum that kids and school systems can use for credit. The program is called BattleBots IQ. Kids out there can get their teachers to go to battlebots training camps during the summer, and then have them teach battlebots to them as a class. I wish it was around when I was a kid."

174 comments

  1. Story or Advertisement? by SamBeckett · · Score: 0, Troll

    you decide.

    1. Re:Story or Advertisement? by zapfie · · Score: 1

      Story.

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    2. Re:Story or Advertisement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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    3. Re:Story or Advertisement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      Go back to kuro5hin or whatever you fucking whiney geek. It's obvious you only post shit like that because you have really low self esteem. I guess being overweight, single, and lacking any chance in hell of getting laid would do that to a person.

    4. Re:Story or Advertisement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Story .

  2. I always loved that stuff by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Remember the pre-battle bots competitions at MIT? I wanted to go to MIT just to be able to do that!
    sir_haxalot

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    1. Re:Do you Opera users love it wide? I know I do! by 56 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Well, I do admire your desire to make something long, seeing as you are most likely lacking in length in other areas...

    2. Re:Do you Opera users love it wide? I know I do! by MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM · · Score: -1

      My right leg is longer than my left leg. That's the reason why I look like an ass when I walk.

    3. Re:Do you Opera users love it wide? I know I do! by GafTheHorseInTears · · Score: -1
      Thank you, sir. At last I am free from the tyranny of narrow pages. It's always struck me as odd that a site devoted to bashing Microsoft would force visitors to use MSIE to see the pages at their proper width.

      Since the fascist motherfuckers have limited me to only two comments per day, I'll take this opportunity to comment on the rest of today's stories:

      Skydiving from 25 Miles Up

      So what. I hope he dies. Goddamn cheese eating surrender monkey.

      Teaching BattleBots in High School

      Prediction: Everyone in the class will be expelled within a month for violation of zero-tolerance policies.

      Halo for the PC and Mac

      Chemical Halo

      chemical halo burning bright in a sodium haze, all meaning is lost but this confusion remains, i'm going to tear myself apart if i can't get myself together, and spread my pieces around like waste and give my gift of stormy weather, every time i move i feel like something's broken, everytime i laugh i feel like maybe i'm choking, i know you'd laugh too but it's not the funny anymore -i kissed the floor on my way down, a matchhead burning out on the frozen ground- i just want to thank every one of you for all the things you don't do, for the stab in the back for the kick in the face for the pain in the neck and all the shame and disgrace for the spit in the eye and all the things you say, and all the games you play-for the agony and parody for the pain infliction and the drug addiction, you give them so much strength when you show you're weak, please don't rattle your chains it's better when you're meek, here comes another bad trip another life of no sleep another storm in the dark with the sky pouring down every creature will drown this time there will be no Noah's Arc~ "see you in hell!"

      Ximian Desktop Installer, Red Carpet, and MonkeyTalk

      Who gives a fuck? Nobody apart from a few geeks with chips on their shoulders and their heads up their asses uses Linux as a desktop machine.

      Science: New Supersonic Jet Test Less Than Successful

      It crashed and exploded in a ball of flame. Not significantly different from the Concorde.

      Developers: Peekabooty, Camera/Shy Released

      When are people going to learn that steganography is completely useless? May as well just send the encrypted text.

      Mac-Case Clone for PCs

      Mac users are not only idiots and pretentious fuckwits, they're proud of being idiiots and pretentious fuckwits. Why would I want to be like them?

      Developers: The Future Of The 2.0 Linux Kernel

      Wow, 6 years since 2.0 came out. In a year we'll have 2.6. No sign whatsoever of 3.0. Yay for open source development!

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  4. Liability by prof187 · · Score: 0

    I think this is a great idea and all, but it sounds like a liability suit waiting to happen, even if the students do sign waivers. Only time before some kid soulders a digit to a piece of hardware.

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    1. Re:Liability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Lots of schools do offer metal working or wood shop or something along those lines. Building robots would be like the AP version.

    2. Re:Liability by prof187 · · Score: 0

      True true, but if they will actually be putting them in combat, like in BBs, then the risk becomes greater. Stray metal shards can be hot and sharp.

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  5. Useful subject by BlueFall · · Score: 2, Funny

    And when the apocalypse comes, this will become even more practical!

    1. Re:Useful subject by Aciel · · Score: 1

      The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse:
      War, Death, Famine, and MICROSOFT.

    2. Re:Useful subject by TheSpoogeAwards · · Score: -1

      SHIT COCK! You're a FUCKING DUMBASS. I mean, FUCKING ASS DICK, that's the lamest anti-MS thing I've ever heard. FUCK SHIT.

      Shit, this deserves the Serrano award for sheer ASS FUCKING RETARDATION.

    3. Re:Useful subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only fucking DUMBASS around here is you, MASCO faggot. Why don't you run along now and let the adults play, pussy boy.

    4. Re:Useful subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much is the dod giving the little guys or are they lurking behind nasa?
      They should be able to pave the way for some high quality killing machines.

  6. Hold Me Down by The+Lyrics+Guy · · Score: -1

    Tommy Lee - Hold Me Down

    i don't make everyone happy.....but it's ok....it's ok
    i've been through this before
    it's nothing new...nothing new

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    somebody always tries
    to hold me down....hold me down...
    i'm losing my faith every single time...i try
    no one is on my side
    don't let me drown...let me drown

    don't worry about whatcha done now cause it's ok...it's ok...yeah, yeah
    it's a test to see how much you can take...it's nothin new...

    i don't know why every time i wanna fly
    somebody always tries
    to hold me down....hold me down...
    i'm losing my faith every single time...i try
    no one is on my side
    don't let me drown...let me drown

    i am drowning...i am sinking....yeah
    i am drowning...i am sinking....yeah
    why won't someone help me
    why won't someone help me

  7. BattleBots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We all know that everyone's favourite TV show is BattleBots on Comedy Central, Right?

    Uhhh, yeah, sure... whatever you say. Why is Battlebots on Comedy Central? It's a comedy channel. Why not get some, gasp, comedy to fill those time blocks? I'd love to see some reruns of The State.

  8. Oh Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Nice to see education going down the shitter these days...

    1. Re:Oh Great by telstar · · Score: 2
      Nice to see education going down the shitter these days...
      • Yeah ... Because applied mechanical engineering is really a waste of time. Anything legal and productive that gets kids thinking, working in groups, and motivated to work towards a goal is worthwhile in my opinion.
  9. REPTAR love battlebots by REPTAR!!!+RARRR!!! · · Score: -1, Troll

    RARRR!!!

    Reptar eat battlebots.

    CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP

    Reptar love high school students they are delicious!

    mmm... pimples.

    A meal of high school students and battlebots is REPTARs dream!

    RARR!!!!

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  10. Everyone knows Robot Wars is better. by dunkerz · · Score: 0

    Compared to battlebots, RW (on the BBC) is far better.
    Nuff said.
    No, ph00ls.. insightful, not troll.

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    1. Re:Everyone knows Robot Wars is better. by dowobeha · · Score: 1

      Here, here!

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    2. Re:Everyone knows Robot Wars is better. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe they show it on Tech TV now too, and I agree, it's far superior to Battlebots.

    3. Re:Everyone knows Robot Wars is better. by Myco · · Score: 1
      Completely. I saw a number of episodes of the wonderful BBC Robot Wars (with our beloved Craig Charles, a.k.a. David Lister, hosting, gotta love that guy) on PBS a year or two ago. Then a few months ago I saw an episode of the U.S. one that my friend's Tivo, had recorded. It was very short, because we spent the whole time fast-forwarding through idiotic filler and color-commentary segments just to get to the three minutes of action.

      I don't know why it is, but the moment American media gets hold of something, it turns it into bland, flavorless mush. Is it really so hard to come up with a half hour of entertaining television, devoid of filler?

    4. Re:Everyone knows Robot Wars is better. by AndroidCat · · Score: 2
      RobotWars is to BattleBots like Iron Chef is to Iron Chef - American version hosted by William Shatner.

      Building robots in school reminds me of the Far Side cartoon of some pimply kid saying to his teacher "Hey, I want to talk about that D you gave me in shop", with a giant killer robot looming behind him.

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    5. Re:Everyone knows Robot Wars is better. by meringuoid · · Score: 3

      I don't know why it is, but the moment American media gets hold of something, it turns it into bland, flavorless mush. Is it really so hard to come up with a half hour of entertaining television, devoid of filler?

      Um, the Americans had this before the UK. Biohazard astounded the crowd by self-righting, a full two years before Rex's legendary backflip. Blendo tore opponents to shreds long before Hypnodisc came up with an inferior implementation of the flywheel weapon.

      I think the main reason UK Robot Wars is so good as regards the action / bullshit ratio is that we have so _many_ robots to get through. There's simply no time for filler material. Anyone with a bit of mechanical ability can knock together a robot, and getting it down to London is hardly a transcontinental commute.

      Personally, I just want to get hold of a video of Razer on Battlebots. Their website brags like mad about that.

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    6. Re:Everyone knows Robot Wars is better. by Myco · · Score: 1

      That's not the caption of the far side cartoon. It's something along the lines of "Hey, my science project is ready. Yeah, I'm talking to you, bonehead!"

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  12. I would like to see. by Real+World+Stuff · · Score: 4, Insightful

    More focus on the fundamentals. This only furthers the chasm for equality of quality education. There are public schools where kids are trying to learn the fundamentals of math ans scicene in an environment with leaky roofs and inadequate heating. Sure, schools that can afford to offer a battle bot curriculum usually do not face this type of challenge. But what is the percedntage. Rather invest in this type of project, wht not buy some kids some CURRENT TEXTBOOKS! For those that own any property and pay taxes, you should understand what I am saying.

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    1. Re:I would like to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to own property to pay taxes. I'm not saying this is you, but for some reason people can't figure out that everybody over around 6 years old pays taxs. 15% on the dollar.

    2. Re:I would like to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen! But they ought to be more critical of the pap that shows up in those "current" textbooks as well.

    3. Re:I would like to see. by Verizon+Guy · · Score: 1

      I think someone is about 10 years late on this subject... The FIRST robotics competition has been stressing math and science for that long.

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    4. Re:I would like to see. by E1v!$ · · Score: 1

      Current textbooks are the problem. I'd rather give them text books from the 1950s. Have you ever looked @ them? Friggin' good stuff in there, and they don't cost 1/2 as much. (of course the glue you'll need to buy with them might raise the price a bit...)

    5. Re:I would like to see. by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 2

      Just fundamentals are "boring", and kids tend to forget them right after the next test - unless they have some kind of interesting project where they can _apply_ those fundamentals.

    6. Re:I would like to see. by cyphixation · · Score: -1

      No fuckin shit - i agree all the way.

      MODS - mod this to +5...now.

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    7. Re:I would like to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      battlebots != FIRST. First of all, battlebots is some imitation thing of a FIRST competition (FIRST came, you guessed it, FIRST) and battlebots is some dumb comedy channel rip off. Instead of trying to achieve goals with robots, battlebots has the goal of simply trying to destroy the other robot. I guess people just have too many raging hormones.

    8. Re:I would like to see. by MsGeek · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Listen, if this had existed 30 years ago when I was in elementary school I wouldn't have the problems with mathematics that currently bedevil me.

      Fundamentals are fine but they don't hold kids' attention spans. If you can get kids doing something FUN then show them how it relates to math and science, they'll soak it up big time.

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    9. Re:I would like to see. by octalgirl · · Score: 1

      If you have this or any program locally, then you should ask your school how it is funded. Most schools have continual fund raisers for this type of thing. Corporations usually provide donations in the form of software, food for spagetti suppers and such, and sometimes even airfare. National competitions mean a lot of traveling for a lot of students. Parents usually invest a pretty penny. Which is actually more of a concern to me, because it means that a lot of poorer kids will never get involved.

    10. Re:I would like to see. by MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM · · Score: -1

      They'll soak them schlongs in your bum big time.

    11. Re:I would like to see. by antirename · · Score: 1

      Offtopic, but I think that this is the first sig I've seen on Slashdot that is promoting a politician. No, I'm not complaining, but I will surf the site and check his voting records. Clever idea... if everyone does their homework. Gets my vote for "most potentially useful sig".

    12. Re:I would like to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rick Boucher [house.gov] (D-VA) for President 2004!

      You know society has reached a new low when one issue someone supports suddenly becomes the requirement for a presidential vote.

      Does Boucher believe in concepts like smaller government with less taxation on the working people? I'd rather have a man who supports mode of my ideals and not others, rather than a person who happens to support one think like, but nothing else.

    13. Re:I would like to see. by Kaboom13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As a high school student in South Florida(where Battlebots IQ originated), and a participant in the FIRST Robotics Competition (Battlebots IQ is run by the same person who used to run an unofficial FIRST competition called Mayhem in Miami), I feel obligated to respond. The school you describe is only found in the poorest or the poor districts. That kind of school system definitly is not worried about a battlebot curriculum. They are few and far between. As far as current textbooks, all the new textbooks I've seen and used have been vastly inferior to the ones it replaced. My brand new calculus book is completely useless as anything other then a source for problems for home work. Trust me on this, new textbook != better textbook. Furthermore, this program is no more expensive then any athletic team, and is, in my opinion, a much better use of our funds.

    14. Re:I would like to see. by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* More focus on the fundamentals. This only furthers the chasm for equality of quality education. There are public schools where kids are trying to learn the fundamentals of math and scicene in an environment with leaky roofs and inadequate heating. *)

      Hmmmmm. That is the exact conditions where all those Vietnamese national honor students grew up in.

      Based on that sample, perhaps leaky roofs and no A/C/heat will make for *better* students.

      Besides, studying leaky roofs helps students learn about practical engineering and fluid dynamics.

    15. Re:I would like to see. by mrgunntm · · Score: 1

      FIRST has been having issues lately with getting too big. and if you go look at battlbots IQ there is a full engineering curriculum there for science and engineering that isn't compressed into the "six weeks of hell" competition. battlebots IQ is designed to be a sports team, and a safe one at that. the point is not the robot. It's about teaching kids to build with education. they learn why they are building what they are building, not just building what a bunchof engineers tell them (if the engineers even let them do that)

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    16. Re:I would like to see. by DeathPooky · · Score: 1

      I don't know about some schools, but most will probaly not take funding for the battlebots program straight out of school funds. My school ran a robotics team that participated in BattleBots IQ as well as the FIRST robotics competition, and we had to get ALL of our funding from sponsors, fundraising, and our own pockets.

      If you ask me, the schools should start taking some of the funds that go to athletic programs (our engineering team that ran robotics as well as JETS got 75 dollars from the school annually) and putting them into science, math, or at least academic outside programs. Schools often claim that students aren't interested in these activites, but with a little publicity around the school, we found a lot of interest, and had our membership triple every year since our first year.

    17. Re:I would like to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, great idea. The 1950's was a charming age for minorities. And the wonders of "nuclear everything", anthropological 'facts', the rock-solid understanding of ecology and the profound insights in equality, democracy, free speech, &c.

      I'm sure none of this percolated into every textbook of yore..

    18. Re:I would like to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      athletics expensive?

      how things have changed

      In My day it was

      'You boys, start running, I'll tell you when to stop or if your going to slow'

    19. Re:I would like to see. by Fluid+Truth · · Score: 1

      This may be a little late for those of us who don't read /. on the weekend, but...

      I think that's an excellent point you make. I've always felt that what differentiates between a decent teacher and a really good teacher is their ability to not only keep the students' attention, but also actually teach them something useful in the process.

      It could be like my chemestry teacher, who would often times start the class with some sort of pyrotechnic display, then explain the chemistry behind it. Or, it could be like my history teacher who would tell a funny story that was at least tangentially related to the topic, creating a kind of "inside joke" that would help use remember the important stuff.

      If you just stick to the facts, anyone could get bored. And if it's all flash and no info, then no one has anything to learn.

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    20. Re:I would like to see. by King+Gabey · · Score: 1

      Contrary to your belief: this kind of thing is NOT restricted to the poorest of the poor districts. At the school my girlfriend worked at last year the elementary school didn't even have a library. At the high school my father works at, and the school my mother teaches at, conditions are similar. My coworker sends his kids to private school because the school in their hometown had neither a library nor a gym - not to mention an athletics program. It's a matter of urban public schools not getting the proper funding.
      Which is not to say that schools who can, by however means, shouldn't participate in the program if they can. Nor should kids who participate in the program feel guilty for being privileged...

  13. Building Future Engineers by Alien54 · · Score: 4, Funny
    This sort of thing is a great whay to get kids into engineering.

    If I recall right, there has been a decline in engineers in school in the USA. So this would be a good way to promote that sort of thing.

    Unless the workforce gets shipped out overseas.

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    1. Re:Building Future Engineers by gnarled · · Score: 1

      I go to high school right now and I have always wanted to be an engineer. It disturbs me how many students today have no clue or interest in getting a clue about how everday objects work. For me simply knowing that you put gas in the car then when you push some peddles it move is not enough, but for a disturbing percentage it's plenty.

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    2. Re:Building Future Engineers by madcow_ucsb · · Score: 1

      true, although maybe it's a good thing for all of us current college (or high-school) future engineers. Less supply available to industry == more $$$ for us ;-)

      DOWN WITH MATH AND SCIENCE CURRICULUMS!!!! UP WITH UNDERWATER BASKET-WEAVING! KEEP THE MASSES IGNORANT!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    3. Re:Building Future Engineers by Alien54 · · Score: 2
      true, although maybe it's a good thing for all of us current college (or high-school) future engineers. Less supply available to industry == more $$$ for us ;-)

      Then you should find this story interesting, from Silicon India:

      • India's computer industry is booming despite a slowdown in IT sales worldwide, and its technology capital Bangalore is leading the charge. Karnataka, whose capital is Bangalore, aims to boost exports of software and allied services by 60 percent this fiscal year, twice the expected Indian growth rate of 30 percent.

        [...] (much detail ommitted)

        Building on India's proven software skills, foreign firms are also flocking to set up centres to process financial claims, payroll data and build customer support desks. Commerce and English language graduates are in great demand. - While the technology sector has been hit worldwide, accompanying cost-cuttting measures are a boon for Bangalore. - "The majority of the companies in U.S. are under cost pressure and that's why we expect them to continue to move into India, which offers them a ready-made talent pool," Kulkarni said. - "Cost obviously is the driving force but that doesn't mean that quality is being compromised," he said.

        In Bangalore, software engineers can be hired for about $200 per month, nearly one-tenth of what it costs in the United States. The city of about 5.5 million people is home to over 120,000 IT workers.

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  14. Battlebots for dummies by Hatechall · · Score: 1

    You remember the announcements at the end of each battlebots episode saying don't try this at home kids?
    I can imagine little children cooking up bots with chainsaws and flame throwers and atomic death ray guns shoddily duct taped to shoeboxes with R/C cars underneath.
    Actually, this would be SO much more fun to see!

  15. [klerck] My question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    I am a thirteen year old boy with a major problem. I like to wear pantyhose. I love the way they feel on my hairless body and I just can't stop looking at myself in the mirror. My priest says that he loves the pantyhose, but sometimes I wonder if there is something wrong with me. I think you are the smartest guy in the whole world so I thought if anybody can answer my question it would be you, CmdrTaco.

    DTABN

  16. Interesting by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Teaching violence and destruction to our nation's youth in order to increase the corporate revenues of Comedy Central. Thank God vouchers were deemed constitutional.

    1. Re:Interesting by Thauma · · Score: 1

      It's not violence if nobody gets hurt... well I might be biased, the company I work for actually Sponsors a BattleBot (Go Ronin Go Ronin!!!!)

      Shot 1
      Shot 2

    2. Re:Interesting by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      Tell that to the loser... I bet his feelings are hurt. And what about the robot? Prove to me that robots can't feel pain and then maybe I'll agree with you.

    3. Re:Interesting by Penguinshit · · Score: 1

      "And what about the robot? Prove to me that robots can't feel pain and then maybe I'll agree with you."

      Are you SERIOUS?

      Good Lord, man. Your over-anthropomorphizing leads me to believe you've obviously read too many Isaac Asimov short stories and watched "Toy Story" too many times.

      And vouchers are the death of public education. It pains me to see you care more about inanimate objects than the growing disenfranchisement of the low-income working class.

      Go ask countries like, oh, Brazil, how well a wide class-chasm supports a robust economy.

    4. Re:Interesting by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      And vouchers are the death of public education. It pains me to see you care more about inanimate objects than the growing disenfranchisement of the low-income working class.

      Huh? How does a voucher system contribute to the disenfranchisement of the low-income working class? Are you SERIOUS?

    5. Re:Interesting by antirename · · Score: 1

      Now, a proposal to fix that gap would seem to be in order. Personally, I give old computers to people. And that's not charity, that making room in the closet. The difference is that those are people that want to learn. You're talking about fixing a culture, which is harder.

    6. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And vouchers are the death of public education. It pains me to see you care more about inanimate objects than the growing disenfranchisement of the low-income working class.

      Gasp! How dare we try to take kids out of failing schools and let them go into private education!

    7. Re:Interesting by MattHawk · · Score: 1

      It isn't going on Comedy Central - BBIQ is a seperate program that hasn't gone on TV, and is being done at a loss at the moment.

    8. Re:Interesting by Penguinshit · · Score: 1

      Oh yes I'm serious. The voucher system diverts funds from public schools and "allows parents to send their children to the schools of their choice". That sounds peachy keen. Until you realize that the children most in need of fully-funded public education come from families who, even with the voucher grants, can't afford to send the children to "proper" schools. So they're left with the public education system that gave rise to the voucher program, but is now in even worse shape due to the diversion of federal funds to these even more funded private schools. Talk about Haves and Have-Nots. France had 200+ years of a radically diverse social structure. It culminated in a whole bunch of orgies surrounding a popular invention called "The Guillotine".

    9. Re:Interesting by Penguinshit · · Score: 1

      That's fine unless sending the kids to private education takes even more away from the kids who can never get into private education. I'm a product of both systems. I went to private education early on. I wish I had been able to stay with it. As it were, I became a victim of rapidly-declining public education at a critical time in my life. I had no choice, being a child at the time. But I'll never forget the differences, and how things could have been different for me. Unfortunately, the silver (or stainless-steel) spoons just never seem to have any empathy for the plastic-spoons. Walk a mile, then come back and tell us how the world is.

    10. Re:Interesting by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      Until you realize that the children most in need of fully-funded public education come from families who, even with the voucher grants, can't afford to send the children to "proper" schools.

      Hmm... I thought the vouchers paid for the entire cost of education. I guess I can see how that would be a problem if it doesn't. Yeah, you're probably right. Thanks for the info.

  17. Wow that's good by aznxk3vi17 · · Score: 1

    So, instead of the media, internet, and those shady looking guys on the corner of the street teaching kids to make deadly weapons, our teachers will save them the trouble. Huzzah!

  18. FIRST by NASAKnight · · Score: 5, Informative

    I am involved in the FIRST (For Inspiration and Recognition in Science and Technology) program. The main difference between FIRST and battle bots is that battle bots focusses on money and ratings, while FIRST focuses on educating our nations youth. You can go to FIRST's website to find out more--it's a huge program, the stadium for nationls (which is rebuilt each year) is bigger than the Orlando Magic stadium (we even have teams from England, Canada, and Brazil). Also to note, the founder of FIRST (Dean Kamen) is the guy who invented the segway. Basically, I would much rather see more schools enter into FIRST than battle bots, because FIRST focuses on LEARNING and GRACIOUS PROFESIONLISM, while battle bots focusses on MONEY.

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    1. Re:FIRST by donnacha · · Score: 2

      The main difference between FIRST and battle bots is that battle bots focusses on money and ratings, while FIRST focuses on educating our nations youth.
      Hmmm, I know which one I'd turn up to class for : )
    2. Re:FIRST by guttentag · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The unfortunate reality is that in most jobs (unless you work for the government), "gracious professionalism" is seen as a liability, while "ruthless marketing" is considered a virtue.

      Corporations -- and even some public universities that behave like corporations -- worship the god of profit because at the end of the day, that's what pays everyone's salaries (actually that's a corporate myth, but it may as well be true because if you're not contributing to profitability you're likely to get "laid off"). They'd rather hire the kid who won $1,000 building a robotic monster that desroyed the competition than a FIRST national finalist, and many parents/educators are going to favor Battlebots over FIRST for that reason.

    3. Re:FIRST by SuperJ · · Score: 2
      You are sorely mistaken if you think that FIRST isn't about money. FIRST does very little to teach kids, the real goal of FIRST is to have a big engineering firm build a robot for a high school and have the high schoolers watch with amazement, think "gee, this is cool" and become engineers in high school. If FIRST was really about learning it wouldn't cost so much to enter, and there would be more restrictions about the amount of work that adults were allowed to put in on the robot.

      In FIRST, there are teams who's robots are completely built by students, and there are teams who's robots are completely built by engineers from big companies, and guess who always wins. (they even win the community awards, since the team usually has more time to do work in their community because their sponsoring company is building their robot).

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    4. Re:FIRST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People like you shouldn't be going to school. Go get your Mc. Donald's job and stay there the rest of your life. As for the rest of us, we actually learn in school instead of just sometimes showing up. I realize some schools are crappy, matter of fact, I've had to go to quite a few crappy schools. However, the whole voucher thing is just around the corner. Just you wait.

    5. Re:FIRST by theoramus · · Score: 1

      If you read the story more carefully, you'd know that BattleBots isn't the same thing as Battlebots IQ . BattleBots(a competition which existed before it was ever on tv, and is currently being filmed and aired on comedy central) is a totally separate competition from BBIQ, which is only for highschool and middleschool students and is held in Universal Studios in Orlando and has never been televised. Thus, there are no ratings for them to be focused on, and as for your suggestion that "LEARNING and GRACIOUS PROFESIONLISM" is absent from this program, what the hell do you know about it other than your ignorant assumptions based on comedy central's depiction of Battlebots, a different competition altogether? You might want to look at a two-page article in the new york times comparing BBIQ and FIRST. There's also a BBIQ curriculum you might want to take a look at.

    6. Re:FIRST by donnacha · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      People like you shouldn't be going to school. Go get your Mc. Donald's job and stay there the rest of your life.
      Okay, but if you ever come into my McDonalds, ah'm gonna spit in yo Big Mac, and see if all yo book-learnin' helps ya then, huh?
    7. Re:FIRST by dduardo · · Score: 1

      That is exactly how it is. I was involved with FIRST for two years and while a member the students did absolutely nothing. The only thing we did was raise money to pay for the really expensive trip. Last year the animation team got ticked off because no one at the company would help them, so in the credits they went off on the company big time. The things they said in the credits would be taken off this message board.

    8. Re:FIRST by bok-choi · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's not always true. I joined a first-year team this year in high school, and we were lacking in funds. In fact, we didn't have any sponsors donating money until the competition was over, and then we only had 1 sponsor. We had 3 advisors, but the students did all the work. At the Pacific Northwest regional competition, we managed to place 5th out of about 40 teams, and also got the "Team spirit award." And I think the Microsoft-sponsored team didn't even make it to the top 8.

    9. Re:FIRST by mrgunntm · · Score: 1

      i did FIRST for 6 years, now i do battlebots. there is a big difference between the programs, and there is a big difference between BattleBots on TV and BattleBots IQ, which is a class.

      FIRST /is/ about money. Joing costs $5000, each competition costs at lest $4000 more, plus rooms for the kids. Alot of teams don't let the kids build the robot. I've seen this! BBIQ REQUIRES that the kids do the work. The curriculum comes fully loaded with tests, diagrams, and vocabulary for everything from programming, circuits, material science, CAD, Machining, Gearbox design, Simple machines, mechanics, physics, power/weight considerations, and more.

      FIRST doesn't even guarntee that you get to go to nationals anymore. you have to qualify of be on an even numbered team (odd alternate years)

      FIRST is a good program. I am an engineer because of it. All i ask is that you guys read the website, check out the free lesson, then judge whether it's all about money.

      You can't teach kids engineering AND build a good robot in 6 stressful weeks. I know people in first who are divorced because of the program. There are right ways to run it, but i don't think they've been decovered yet.

      Give BBIQ a chance before writing it off as money-hungry. Comedy Central doesn't even televize BBIQ.

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      "There's always an easier way" ~Mr. Gunn, Gunnventions
    10. Re:FIRST by MattHawk · · Score: 1

      Posting as a BBIQ competitior (Technical Supervisor)

      The parent post was a bit of a troll, I'm trying to figure out how it got modded so high (probably the conspiracy theory/corporate greed factor). Don't mean to shout too loud, but this needs emphasized - Battlebots IQ _HAS NEVER SHOWN ON TELEVISION_, so how can it be about ratings?!? Same with making money - BBIQ was done at a MAJOR loss, just to try to get the program started in a few schools.

      Oh, and gracious professionalism? I never hearf of a case of a team being non-cooperative at BBIQ (not the case with FIRST, from what I hear). Everybody was loaning knowledge, manpower, tools, and parts, even if it was for the team they were about to fight against!

      What relevance is it that FIRST is headed by the guy who made the Segway? One of the reasons many FIRST people hate Battlebots is that he is VERY opinionated, and he preaches his opinions at every FIRST competition. It was nice of him to start the whole thing, but he is part of the problem in this case, not the solution.

    11. Re:FIRST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As others have pointed out, you are mistake. Emerge from your ego bubble and realize that Battlebots IQ was started for the same reason FIRST was, to promote engineering amoung young people. Each competition thrives for slightly different reasons, but the goal is the same. Nobody at Battlebots IQ badmouthes FIRST, yet here you are slamming Battlebots. You need to ask yourself why, given your above reasons are incorrect. Do I need to point out that probably EVERYONE involved with Battlebots IQ lost money?

  19. Learning isn't fun by meta-monkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have mixed feelings about stories like this. Why does learning have to be fun? Parents and schools try to get kids interested in math, reading, and, in this case, engineering, by turning it into some kind of game. There are educational computer games, board games, flash cards, and "fun" courses like this.

    However, in the real world, learning, and science, are quite often not fun. They are often tedious and frustrating, and it's important for kids to learn that lesson. There are other rewards for learning besides "fun" and kids need to learn that, or when they get beyond the educational computer games and battle bots high school classes, and encounter the tedious and frustrating world of real science/mathematics/engineering and discover it's not "fun" they may just give it up entirely.

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    1. Re:Learning isn't fun by EvanED · · Score: 1

      You have a good point. However, I think that you get some people into it with fun stuff, and they discover the other benefits. Without the initial reason to go ahead and start looking into it, they may not have. A related example: when I was in 10th grade, a professor at Penn State got a large grant from the NSF, and used portions of it as prizes for competitions we had at math club. Initially, I went for the free $$$, but after the first couple meetings, I started going just because I enjoyed it. Now, this isn't exactly what we're doing here, but it shows how one reason for doing something turns into another.

    2. Re:Learning isn't fun by Alrescha · · Score: 1

      "Why does learning have to be fun?"

      Learning is *naturally* fun to most of the human species. We are by nature insatiably curious.

      It is our school systems and our society that make learning into boring make-work. It our attempt to mass-educate our children with one curriculum for all that destroys the joy of discovery.

      Learning *is* fun. If you have forgotten that I feel sorry for you.

      A.

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    3. Re:Learning isn't fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is an obvious response to that question, so I am going to leave it unanswered.

    4. Re:Learning isn't fun by Froobly · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your post seems to legitimize the fact that many schools across America are teaching as preparation for factory work; i.e. it's not about enjoying what you're doing, or making effort to excel, but about showing up and putting in your time. Really, who makes extra effort to excel when they don't enjoy it? Well, besides those abusive ultra-competitive households...

      Do we really need more busywork in our schools? I've known students from schools that have fun and interesting programs like this, and from my unscientific experience, the ones who had classes like this generally have a much stronger long-term interest in math and science than those who didn't. It usually takes terrible University professors to beat it out of them...

    5. Re:Learning isn't fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give me my edutainment or give me peace! Fully agree with the parent post. +10 Fully Agree

    6. Re:Learning isn't fun by meta-monkey · · Score: 2

      I'm not advocating busy work. My point is that learning has many, many rewards that are significantly more important than "fun." That is, learning is work for the sake of self-improvement, and the improvement of society as a whole. Busy work is pointless...work for the sake of work, and has no reward. Teach children to learn to improve themselves and the world in which they live, not so they can have fun. To bring learning down the level of fun is to put it on the same shelf as watching wrestling and playing video games.

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    7. Re:Learning isn't fun by forsaken33 · · Score: 1
      Learning can be fun, and still be effective. When you get in to a project, you generally have fun doing so. I like my job because its challenging, and makes me think. Its pretty good for a 17 year old high school kid to be doing CAD work.

      There's a difference between "learning games" and programs like this. This teaches real world problem solving, construction techniques, electronics, and a host of other things. I learned about.ohh lets see here. Electronics, machining, construction, hydraulics, pneumatics, cars, acting, improvisation, teamwork, leadership, writing, high level physics, animatronics/robotics, all through "fun" learning activities. Check out www.dini.org. Things like this are good in schools. Id seriously bet that you'd see higher interest among some kids with things like this in place. I mean comeon, kids like violence. hehe. Plus its something to get involved in and not the standard "sit down and learn from ME because i am GOD now" educational model.

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    8. Re:Learning isn't fun by marhar · · Score: 2
      I agree with your main point that sometimes learning is just tedious hard work.

      However, it's a big plus if the student is motivated by an interesting ("fun") task so that the student will be willing to plow through the hard work of doing the actual learning.

      In addition, it's often easier to learn science/math if you have actually mentally wrestled with a problem where the science/math you're learning would actually help with the solution.

    9. Re:Learning isn't fun by DeathPooky · · Score: 1

      Building a robot for this or any other competition isn't pure fun, its a good slice of what engineering tends to be. Often there is a lot of tedious work, you run into problems halfway through, and learn the virtue of planning in advance. You find yourself improvising, recreating and being frustrated as your idea falls flat just as often as it works. But in the end, nothing beats the feeling after months or weeks of work to see your robot begin driving and chasing classmates around. From personal experience, these competitions aren't necessarly pure "fun", but they are interesting, and relate material you learn to hands-on activities. You learn teamwork, the design process, often you work with professional engineers and get a little taste of the real world as you call it. If we had more activites like this in schools, we'd have more people interested in engineering, not just battlebots, but in engineering as a whole.

  20. Home schooling... by AntipodesTroll · · Score: 1

    ..looks more and more like a good idea.

    Like as if schools have enough money already, now kids will expect expensive robotics materials given to them.

    And yeah, its not like knowing how to figure out percentages or long division is going to help prepare kids for life more than knowing how to smash amateur contraptions together. Yeah right.

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    1. Re:Home schooling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are not mutually exslusive. I'd be willing to bet everyone who has built a Battlebot knows how to figure out percentages and long division.

  21. Dean Kamen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet this annoys the heck out of Dean Kamen, the guy who designed the "ginger" scooter. He also founded the "FIRST" robotics competition for students, which doesn't allow any robot combat. I think that Battlebots IQ will be much more popular with the average student.

    1. Re:Dean Kamen by jbarket · · Score: 2, Informative

      Probably. I participated in FIRST my senior year in high school, and it was a hoot and all--but the reason I was interested was because of Robot Wars. While I think FIRST is probably more difficult to get started with--I mean, you're doing alot more with the robot than running somebody over, bashing them, etc--there's just something alot more appealing about being able to mindlessly punish your opponents.

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  22. woohoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Screw reading, writing, arithmetic, history, civics, etc. The future is making "robots" out of junk!

  23. Linux Conspiracy by pwpbot · · Score: -1
    It has come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so called 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to pedophilia.

    What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:
    • Linus Torvalds is an anagram of slit anus or VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the first initial.
    • Richard M. Stallman, spokespervert for the Gaysex's Not Unusual 'movement' is an anagram of mans cram thrill ad.
    • Alan Cox is barely an anagram of anal cox which is just so filthy and unchristian it unnerves me.


    I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for secondary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.

    Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail, which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.'

    As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance,' he says. 'It's about being able to question conventional wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says plainly.

    And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo slut!

    Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children. To quote from the article linked:

    'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'

    Is this why you were touching your penis in the cinema, Jon? And letting the other boys touch it too?

    We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few who aren't aware of the list of homosexual terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who gains sexual gratification from having a thin straw inserted into his urethra (or to use the common parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then his homosexual lover blows firmly down the straw to inflate his scrotum. This is, of course, when he's not busy violating the dignity and copyright of posters to Slashdot by gathering together their postings and publishing them en masse to further his twisted and manipulative journalistic agenda.

    Sick, disgusting antichristian perverts, the lot of them.

    In addition, many of the Linux distributions (a 'distribution' is the most common way to spread the faggots' wares) are run by faggot groups. The Slackware distro is named after the 'Slack-wear' fags wear to allow easy access to the anus for sexual purposes. Furthermore, Slackware is a close anagram of claw arse, a reference to the homosexual practise of anal fisting. The Mandrake product is run by a group of French faggot satanists, and is named after the faggot nickname for the vibrator. It was also chosen because it is an anagram for dark amen and ram naked, which is what they do.

    Another 'distro,' (abbrieviated as such because it sounds a bit like 'Disco,' which is where homosexuals preyed on young boys in the 1970s), is Debian, an anagram of in a bed, which could be considered innocent enough (after all, a bed is both where we sleep and pray), until we realise what other names Debian uses to describe their foul wares. 'Woody' is obvious enough, being a term for the erect male penis, glistening with pre-cum. But far sicker is the phrase 'Frozen Potato' that they use. This filthy term, again found in the secret homosexual 'Sauce Code,' refers to the solo homosexual practice of defecating into a clear polythene bag, shaping the turd into a crude approximation of the male phallus, then leaving it in the freezer overnight until it becomes solid. The practitioner then proceeds to push the frozen 'potato' up his own rectum, squeezing it in and out until his tight young balls erupt in a screaming orgasm.

    And Red Hat is secret homo slang for the tip of a penis that is soaked in blood from a freshly violated underage ringpiece.

    The fags have even invented special tools to aid their faggotry! For example, the 'supermount' tool was devised to allow deeper penetration, which is good for fags because it gives more pressure on the prostate gland. 'Automount' is used, on the other hand, because Linux users are all fat and gay, and need to mount each other automatically.

    The depths of their depravity can be seen in their use of 'mount points.' These are, plainly speaking, the different points of penetration. The main one is obviously /anus, but there are others. Militant fags even say 'there is no /opt mount point' because for these dirty perverts faggotry is not optional but a way of life.

    More evidence is in the fact that Linux users say how much they love `man`, even going so far as to say that all new Linux users (who are in fact just innocent heterosexuals indoctrinated by the gay propaganda) should try out `man`. In no other system do users boast of their frequent recourse to a man.

    Other areas of the system also show Linux's inherit gayness. For example, people are often told of the 'FAQ,' but how many innocent heterosexual Windows users know what this actually means. The answer is shocking: Faggot Anal Quest: the voyage of discovery for newly converted fags!

    Even the title 'Slashdot' originally referred to a homosexual practice. Slashdot of course refers to the popular gay practice of blood-letting. The Slashbots, of course are those super-zealous homosexuals who take this perversion to its extreme by ripping open their anuses, as seen on the site most popular with Slashdot users, the depraved work of Satan, http://www.eff.org/.

    The editors of Slashdot also have homosexual names: 'Hemos' is obvious in itself, being one vowel away from 'Homos.' But even more sickening is 'Commander Taco' which sounds a bit like 'Commode in Taco,' filthy gay slang for a pair of spreadeagled buttocks that are caked with excrement. (The best form of lubrication, they insist.) Sometimes, these 'Taco Commodes' have special 'Salsa Sauce' (blood from a ruptured rectum) and 'Cheese' (rancid flakes of penis discharge) toppings. And to make it even worse, Slashdot runs on Apache!

    The Apache server, whose use among fags is as prevalent as AIDS, is named after homosexual activity -- as everyone knows, popular faggot band, the Village People, featured an Apache Indian, and it is for him that this gay program is named.

    And that's not forgetting the use of patches in the Linux fag world -- patches are used to make the anus accessible for repeated anal sex even after its rupture by a session of fisting.

    To summarise: Linux is gay. 'Slash -- Dot' is the graphical description of the space between a young boy's scrotum and anus. And BeOS is for hermaphrodites and disabled 'stumpers.'

    FEEDBACK
    What worries me is how much you know about what gay people do. I'm scared I actually read this whole thing. I think this post is a good example of the negative effects of Internet usage on people. This person obviously has no social life anymore and had to result to writing something as stupid as this. And actually take the time to do it too. Although... I think it was satire.. blah.. it's early. -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot


    Well, the only reason I know all about this is because I had the misfortune to read the Linux 'Sauce code' once. Although publicised as the computer code needed to get Linux up and running on a computer (and haven't you always been worried about the phrase 'Monolithic Kernel'?), this foul document is actually a detailed and graphic description of every conceivable degrading perversion known to the human race, as well as a few of the major animal species. It has shocked and disturbed me, to the point of needing to shock and disturb the common man to warn them of the impending homo-calypse which threatens to engulf our planet.
    You must work for the government. Trying to post the most obscene stuff in hopes that slashdot won't be able to continue or something, due to legal woes. If i ever see your ugly face, i'm going to stick my fireplace poker up your ass, after it's nice and hot, to weld shut that nasty gaping hole of yours. -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot


    Doesn't it give you a hard-on to imagine your thick strong poker ramming it's way up my most sacred of sphincters? You're beyond help, my friend, as the only thing you can imagine is the foul penetrative violation of another man. Are you sure you're not Eric Raymond? The government, being populated by limp-wristed liberals, could never stem the sickening tide of homosexual child molesting Linux advocacy. Hell, they've given NAMBLA free reign for years!
    you really should post this logged in. i wish i could remember jebus's password, cuz i'd give it to you. -- mighty jebus, Slashdot


    Thank you for your kind words of support. However, this document shall only ever be posted anonymously. This is because the 'Open Sauce' movement is a sham, proposing homoerotic cults of hero worshipping in the name of freedom. I speak for the common man. For any man who prefers the warm, enveloping velvet folds of a woman's vagina to the tight puckered ringpiece of a child. These men, being common, decent folk, don't have a say in the political hypocrisy that is Slashdot culture. I am the unknown liberator.
    ROLF LAMO i hate linux FAGGOTS -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot


    We shouldn't hate them, we should pity them for the misguided fools they are... Fanatical Linux zeal-outs need to be herded into camps for re-education and subsequent rehabilitation into normal heterosexual society. This re-education shall be achieved by forcing them to watch repeats of Baywatch until the very mention of Pamela Anderson causes them to fill their pants with healthy heterosexual jism.
    Actually, that's not at all how scrotal inflation works. I understand it involves injecting sterile saline solution into the scrotum. I've never tried this, but you can read how to do it safely in case you're interested. (Before you moderate this down, ask yourself honestly -- who are the real crazies -- people who do scrotal inflation, or people who pay $1000+ for a game console?) -- double_h, Slashdot


    Well, it just goes to show that even the holy Linux 'sauce code' is riddled with bugs that need fixing. (The irony of Jon Katz not even being able to inflate his scrotum correctly has not been lost on me.) The Linux pervert elite already acknowledge this, with their queer slogan: 'Given enough arms, all rectums are shallow.' And anyway, the PS2 sucks major cock and isn't worth the money. Intellivision forever!
    dude did u used to post on msnbc's nt bulletin board now that u are doing anti-gay posts u also need to start in with anti-black stuff too c u in church -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot


    For one thing, whilst Linux is a cavalcade of queer propaganda masquerading as the future of computing, NT is used by people who think nothing better of encasing their genitals in quick setting plaster then going to see a really dirty porno film, enjoying the restriction enforced onto them. Remember, a wasted arousal is a sin in the eyes of the Catholic church. Clearly, the only god-fearing Christian operating system in existence is CP/M -- The Christian Program Monitor. All computer users should immediately ask their local pastor to install this fine OS onto their systems. It is the only route to salvation.

    Secondly, this message is for every man. Computers know no colour. Not only that, but one of the finest websites in the world is maintained by a Black Man . Now fuck off you racist donkey felcher.
    And don't forget that slashdot was written in Perl, which is just too close to 'Pearl Necklace' for comfort.... oh wait; that's something all you heterosexuals do.... I can't help but wonder how much faster the trolls could do First-Posts on this site if it were redone in PHP... I could hand-type dynamic HTML pages faster than Perl can do them. -- phee, Slashdot


    Although there is nothing unholy about the fine heterosexual act of ejaculating between a woman's breasts, squirting one's load up towards her neck and chin area, it should be noted that Perl (standing for Pansies Entering Rectums Locally) is also close to 'Pearl Monocle,' 'Pearl Nosering,' and the ubiquitous 'Pearl Enema.'

    One scary thing about Perl is that it contains hidden homosexual messages. Take the following code: LWP::Simple -- It looks innocuous enough, doesn't it? But look at the line closely: There are two colons next to each other! As Larry 'Balls to the' Wall would openly admit in the Perl Documentation, Perl was designed from the ground up to indoctrinate it's programmers into performing unnatural sexual acts -- having two colons so closely together is clearly a reference to the perverse sickening act of 'colon kissing,' whereby two homosexual queers spread their buttocks wide, pressing their filthy torn sphincters together. They then share small round objects like marbles or golfballs by passing them from one rectum to another using muscle contraction alone. This is also referred to in programming 'circles' as 'Parameter Passing.'

    And PHP stands for Perverted Homosexual Penetration. Didn't you know?
    Thank you for your valuable input on this. I am sure you will be never forgotten. BTW: Did I mention that this could be useful in terraforming Mars? Mars rulaa. -- Eimernase, Slashdot


    Well, I don't know about terraforming Mars, but I do know that homosexual Linux Advocates have been probing Uranus for years.
    That's inspiring. Keep up the good work, AC. May God in his wisdom grant you the strength to bring the plain honest truth to this community, and make it pure again. Yours, Cerberus. -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot


    *sniff* That brings a tear to my eye. Thank you once more for your kind support. I have taken faith in the knowledge that I am doing the Good Lord's work, but it is encouraging to know that I am helping out the common man here.

    However, I should be cautious about revealing your name 'Cerberus' on such a filthy den of depravity as Slashdot. It is a well known fact that the 'Kerberos' documentation from Microsoft is a detailed manual describing, in intimate, exacting detail, how to sexually penetrate a variety of unwilling canine animals; be they domesticated, wild, or mythical. Slashdot posters have taken great pleasure in illegally spreading this documentation far and wide, treating it as an 'extension' to the Linux 'Sauce Code,' for the sake of 'interoperability.' (The slang term they use for nonconsensual intercourse -- their favourite kind.)

    In fact, sick twisted Linux deviants are known to have LAN parties, (Love of Anal Naughtiness, needless to say.), wherein they entice a stray dog, known as the 'Samba Mount,' into their homes. Up to four of these filth-sodden blasphemers against nature take turns to plunge their erect, throbbing, uncircumcised members, conkers-deep, into the rectum, mouth, and other fleshy orifices of the poor animal. Eventually, the 'Samba Mount' collapses due to 'overload,' and needs to be 'rebooted.' (i.e., kicked out into the street, and left to fend for itself.) Many Linux users boast about their 'uptime' in such situations.
    Inspiring stuff! If only all trolls were this quality! -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot


    If only indeed. You can help our brave cause by moderating this message up as often as possible. I recommend '+1, Underrated,' as that will protect your precious Karma in Metamoderation. Only then can we break through the glass ceiling of Homosexual Slashdot Culture. Is it any wonder that the new version of Slashcode has been christened 'Bender'???

    If we can get just one of these postings up to at least '+1,' then it will be archived forever! Others will learn of our struggle, and join with us in our battle for freedom!
    It's pathetic you've spent so much time writing this. -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot


    I am compelled to document the foulness and carnal depravity that is Linux, in order that we may prepare ourselves for the great holy war that is to follow. It is my solemn duty to peel back the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wire brush of enlightenment.
    As with any great open-source project, you need someone asking this question, so I'll do it. When the hell is version 2.0 going to be ready?!?! -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot


    I could make an arrogant, childish comment along the lines of 'Every time someone asks for 2.0, I won't release it for another 24 hours,' but the truth of the matter is that I'm quite nervous of releasing a 'number two,' as I can guarantee some filthy shit-slurping Linux pervert would want to suck it straight out of my anus before I've even had chance to wipe.
    I desperately want to suck your monolithic kernel, you sexy hunk, you. -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot


    I sincerely hope you're Natalie Portman.
    Dude, nothing on slashdot larger than 3 paragraphs is worth reading. Try to distill the message, whatever it was, and maybe I'll read it. As it is, I have to much open source software to write to waste even 10 seconds of precious time. 10 seconds is all its gonna take M$ to whoop Linux's ass. Vigilence is the price of Free (as in libre -- from the fine, frou frou French language) Software. Hack on fellow geeks, and remember: Friday is Bouillabaisse day except for heathens who do not believe that Jesus died for their sins. Those godless, oil drench, bearded sexist clowns can pull grits from their pantaloons (another fine, fine French word) and eat that. Anyway, try to keep your message focused and concise. For concision is the soul of derision. Way. -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot


    What the fuck?
    I've read your gay conspiracy post version 1.3.0 and I must say I'm impressed. In particular, I appreciate how you have managed to squeeze in a healthy dose of the latent homosexuality you gay-bashing homos tend to be full of. Thank you again. -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot


    Well bugger me!
    ooooh honey. how insecure are you!!! wann a little massage from deare bruci. love you -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot


    Fuck right off!

    IMPORTANT: This message needs to be heard (Not HURD, which is an acronym for 'Huge Unclean Rectal Dilator') across the whole community, so it has been released into the Public Domain. You know, that licence that we all had before those homoerotic crypto-fascists came out with the GPL (Gay Penetration License) that is no more than an excuse to see who's got the biggest feces-encrusted cock. I would have put this up on Freshmeat, but that name is known to be a euphemism for the tight rump of a young boy.

    Come to think of it, the whole concept of 'Source Control' unnerves me, because it sounds a bit like 'Sauce Control,' which is a description of the homosexual practice of holding the base of the cock shaft tightly upon the point of ejaculation, thus causing a build up of semenal fluid that is only released upon entry into an incision made into the base of the receiver's scrotum. And 'Open Sauce' is the act of ejaculating into another mans face or perhaps a biscuit to be shared later. Obviously, 'Closed Sauce' is the only Christian thing to do, as evidenced by the fact that it is what Cathedrals are all about.

    Contributors: (although not to the eternal game of 'soggy biscuit' that open 'sauce' development has become) Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, phee, Anonymous Coward, mighty jebus, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, double_h, Anonymous Coward, Eimernase, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward. Further contributions are welcome.

    Current changes: This version sent to FreeWIPO by 'Bring BackATV' as plain text. Reformatted everything, added all links back in (that we could match from the previous version), many new ones (Slashbot bait links). Even more spelling fixed. Who wrote this thing, CmdrTaco himself?

    Previous changes: Yet more changes added. Spelling fixed. Feedback added. Explanation of 'distro' system. 'Mount Point' syntax described. More filth regarding `man` and Slashdot. Yet more fucking spelling fixed. 'Fetchmail' uncovered further. More Slashbot baiting. Apache exposed. Distribution licence at foot of document.

    - poopbot: for all your crapflooding needs
    1. Re:Linux Conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was a better read the the Sunday New York Times. Bravo.

      I just have one question: Since I run Free BSD, does that make me a homo? I've never had a gaysexual encounter and don't want one. Please help.

  24. blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you people watch that show? .. the weight
    class of those toys is so limited that the action
    and the results are almost totally predictable.
    The only real element of chance are the arena
    hazards. This scaled down mockery of engineering
    hopefully will pass in to history sooner than later.
    At least that zappa idiot is off the air. His dad
    he ain't :p

  25. I've always wondered... by snoozerdss · · Score: 1

    Why is battlebots on comedy central? While it is a good show and I do watch it, it's never made sense to me why it is on there? It's not funny. Fun. Yes, but hardly funny imho...

    --
    Snoozer.
    1. Re:I've always wondered... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Because Comedy Central is a 1 show network :
      South Park. All the rest of the crap on there
      is exactly that - Crap. Battlebots sucks, IMO,
      but thats me. Crank Yankers really sucks, and
      nobody can say any differently. Why they're
      shoving it down our throats is beyond me. How
      about other really worthless shows from the
      Comedy Central past? Strangers With Candy?
      Utter tripe. Complete shit. That's My Bush?
      Garbage. None of it was funny.

      Hear me now, Comedy Central. Stop. Quit trying.
      You people aren't funny. If it weren't for Parker
      and Stone, you wouldn't exist. Want ratings?
      Just show South Park all day long. Then throw
      in MadTV, Kids In The Hall and The Upright Citizens
      Brigade and you've got the badass lineup. Show
      old (Eddie Murphy and prior) SNL too, but leave
      off anything after Eddie .. it was (and continues
      to be) crap.

    2. Re:I've always wondered... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny how you say they're a one show network and then go on to tell them that in order to get ratings they should show Kids in the Hall (which they do) and The Upright Citizens Brigade (which they did show but canned it because of ratings). Not arguing your point, just confused by your suggested course of action. I liked Strangers With Candy, though. It was funny.

    3. Re:I've always wondered... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you understand! Imagine the show southpark, as bait. Now imagine that people watch Comedy Central because they like South Park. Say 50% of the people watching TV do that. Now say they put South Park on all day long. Now say 65% of the people watching TV now watch comedy central. (Say everyone else is offended by it or whatever) That means that increasing the output of the show by around 25x means an increase in profit of only about 15%! They actually do weigh these figures. If everyone just stopped watching comedy central and they gave the reason that they want more south park, yes, it would make sense for a 25x increase to help going under. (If nobody watches, no advertiser pays, etc.) However, if you stop watching TV Network X, they don't care. There is not much feedback to TV Networks. Once we get like an 85% feedback rate or so with interactive TV, people will rule the TV, and there will be nothing but cool shows 24/7. Just you wait and see.I don't think you understand! Imagine the show southpark, as bait. Now imagine that people watch Comedy Central because they like South Park. Say 50% of the people watching TV do that. Now say they put South Park on all day long. Now say 65% of the people watching TV now watch comedy central. (Say everyone else is offended by it or whatever) That means that increasing the output of the show by around 25x means an increase in profit of only about 15%! They actually do weigh these figures. If everyone just stopped watching comedy central and they gave the reason that they want more south park, yes, it would make sense for a 25x increase to help going under. (If nobody watches, no advertiser pays, etc.) However, if you stop watching TV Network X, they don't care. There is not much feedback to TV Networks. Once we get like an 85% feedback rate or so with interactive TV, people will rule the TV, and there will be nothing but cool shows 24/7. Just you wait and see.

    4. Re:I've always wondered... by MsGeek · · Score: 2

      Absolutely Fabulous, darling. That justifies Comedy Central's existence more than anything else. And the original Whose Line Is It Anyway. Thank British TV, everyone...

      --
      Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power multiplied.
    5. Re:I've always wondered... by Enry · · Score: 2

      I get BBC America, so I get all that and Father Ted too.

  26. Interesting by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

    Teaching violence and destruction to our nation's youth in order to increase the corporate revenues of Comedy Central. Thank God vouchers were deemed constitutional.

  27. Liability? by sam_handelman · · Score: 3, Funny

    "No, Your Honor, the children were just making Killer Robots. We had no idea it wouldn't be safe."

    I'm amazed that the school's legal department allows this kind of thing. Battlebots are probably safer than rocketry (which my elementary school wouldn't let us do for legal reasons) but still, the potential is there for serious injury. It's probably easier to get this sort of thing allowed in High School. I wonder how heavily they emphasise safety? Based on my quick review of the two rules documents, they've at least had the good sense not to allow guns, bombs or cattleprods. Also, the Robot has to be safe to handle while off; but that may not be enough protection - I realize the stuff in the shop room down the hall is actually far more dangerous, but it doesn't involve the sanctioned game of using it as a weapon.

    Play careful, Kids! Don't ruin the fun for future generations by chopping any of your toes off.

    Also, just once incident of a robot with a chainsaw chasing screaming teenagers down a hallway would put a quick end to the program, I'd assume.

    --
    The good and new comes from no quarter where it is looked for, and is always something different from what is expected.
    1. Re:Liability? by mrgunntm · · Score: 1

      as an exersise to the readers out there. go look up the injury records for school sports. Broken legs in soccer. Lacrosse, Rugby. Football. How many kids do you see walking down the hallway on crutches or with a cast and a sling on an arm? Ask them how they got it.

      BBIQ stresses safety to the nth degree, and in it's first year (~50 teams) hasn't had a major injury. Shop tools are more dangerous. The control system of the robot (a required part from ifirobotics) is designed to be safe by default.

      --
      "There's always an easier way" ~Mr. Gunn, Gunnventions
    2. Re:Liability? by irc(addict) · · Score: 1

      Legal department?
      That was cut out of the budget 4 years ago..

  28. a better show by Erikson+Fsck · · Score: 0

    I'd rather see a show that is a mix between killer robots and cops. Little radio controled robots made by kids just doesn't cut it anymore...

  29. Great! by ThorGod · · Score: 1

    And I mean that!
    I had Pre-Engineering Electronics in high school (took it sophomore year). I really can not think of any one class more influencial in my thought processes (well, minus Humanities, but that's a different form of process).

    I'm sure all the science these people have learned in high school will be only more solidified in their minds after working on this sort of challenge. As my Pre-EE class taught me a new, more involved, way of thinking this sort of BattleBot challenge will benefit people in high school in similar ways. That is, learning to apply the knowledge they had learned (or, roughly memorized) in other classes will help them truelly understand that knowledge.

    --
    PS: I don't reply to ACs.
  30. Teaching Grammar in High School by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish it was around when I was a kid.

    Do people still use the subjunctive, or has that been deprecated in the latest version of the English language?

    1. Re:Teaching Grammar in High School by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "were subjunctive" has been dying for a while now. Give it 50 years before it is archaic.

  31. New York Times article by theoramus · · Score: 2, Informative

    There was a story comparing BBIQ and FIRST a while back. It turns out that Dean Kamen (founder of first) doesn't really like battlebots. Go figure...

  32. I tried that once by Valen+Faerlwynd · · Score: 1

    I tried to get my school to start one, but everyone just gave me strange looks. I tried to explain the logistics of it and how it would be relativly easy to get materials once we lined up a company or two to sponser, even came up with a few designs, but no one really took me seriously. Oh well, there loss.

    Love and Peace,
    Valen

    --
    "The best compliment a girl ever gave me was 'Your hair smells nice.' I hate being the platonic friend." -Valen
    1. Re:I tried that once by libertarian · · Score: 1

      Platonic, not "Plutonic."

    2. Re:I tried that once by Valen+Faerlwynd · · Score: 1

      Thanks.
      Sometimes I make the most ridiculus mistakes.
      Love and Peace,
      Valen

      --
      "The best compliment a girl ever gave me was 'Your hair smells nice.' I hate being the platonic friend." -Valen
    3. Re:I tried that once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Start one yourself. I did. It's a lot of work, but you will find others interested in helping once you convince them you know what you are doing.

  33. Mil-Spec Children? by E1v!$ · · Score: 1

    We've trained the kids already via quake 3 and UT2. Now all we need to do is build the robots to make it real; it looks like we're going to get kids to do that to.

    When this next crop comes of age, the military is going to have a hayday.

    I can see the advertisement now.. "Do you get scores over 300 in UT2003? Then YOU could already be qualified to operate the Slaughtermaster B7400! (see local recruiter for details)"

    1. Re:Mil-Spec Children? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, I'm sure that already exists. Oh, and I didn't say it exists in America... (Are you sure you know for a fact that other countries don't do this?)

    2. Re:Mil-Spec Children? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *NEWS FLASH* UT2003 isn't out yet.

    3. Re:Mil-Spec Children? by E1v!$ · · Score: 1

      "When this next crop (of children)comes of age"

      This is a FORWARD LOOK. A parody (hopefully) of the future consequences of the issues adressed in this article.

  34. Tivo Rules! slightly OT by bsane · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I just got a tivo a few weeks ago. The best part is I can watch an hour long battlebots episode in about 10 minutes. The worst part is that they make new episodes out of fights they've already aired...

  35. Perspective by X-Nc · · Score: 2, Funny
    "I wish it was around when I was a kid."

    Hell, I wish they had computers when I was a kid.

    --
    --
    If I actually could spell I'd have spelled it right in the first place.
    1. Re:Perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish we had Oxygen in our schools when I was a kid.

    2. Re:Perspective by RoofPig · · Score: 1

      Wasn't Lifetime good enough?

  36. Re:Learning IS fun by helarno · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have to respectfully disagree with your hypothesis that learning isn't fun. Granted, some parts are tedious, some parts are repetitive and frustration is no stranger during the learning process. However, the joy of discovery, the eureka moment when it all clicks into place, the self-confidence when you realize you have mastered a subject - I say all these more than counterbalance the tedious aspects of learning. Learning is its own reward. Mastering a matter makes it a joy all of its own.

    Especially in this crowd, claiming that learning is no fun won't fly. What geek hasn't encountered frustration configuring something in linux? What geek hasn't repetitively typed man (subject)? Yet I will lay odds that few geeks will claims computers are no fun, that linux is boring.

    Pardon me for preaching off a soapbox, but the attitude that 'learning isn't fun' bugs the hell out of me. It is that attitude that keeps people watching TV rather than reading a good book, or play video games till 5am while neglecting homework. The rewards aren't as immediate as other activities but learning IS fun, rewarding and enjoyable as long as we stick to it.

    So make battlebot classes fun. I'll guarantee you that if those kids are actually building those bots, they'll encounter the tedium and frustration of engineering. But will that stop them from having fun in the end? Probably not. But it may encourage some of them to try something they never would have, and learn something in the process.

  37. Bubba gets into engineering by Animats · · Score: 2
    This is gonna go over big in monster truck country. You need somebody around who can teach the kids to weld. And really weld, not just tack.

    The great day, though, will be when autonomous bots start winning with faster-than-human reaction times.

  38. Building your own... by httpamphibio.us · · Score: 1

    I tried to get a grant from my university (which is internationally known for it's engineering program) to build a battlebot without any success. It's great to see something like this happening on such a level.

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    sig.
  39. Not funny? I disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just watching geeks nervously make fools of themselves when interviewed by bimbos is reason enough to watch. Seeing multi-thousand dollar machines get smashed all to hell is just a bonus, IMO.

    --
    Spaz!

  40. Ka-ching, ���... by Angel_Heirarchy · · Score: 1

    So this is the future investment for school budgets? Next kids will expect to be able to produce speed-surviving vehicles, without paying a penny.

  41. Other Programs by OctaneZ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Not everything has to be about robots!
    When I was in Elementary and Middle Schools I was in a program called Odyssey of the Mind. This was a great program, with teams of 7 students, who would comptete in both a long and short program. For the long program (8 minutes), the team had a few months and a limited budget, and was allowed to choose one of the 5 problems to solve, Here are Last Years. There was alao a short program, where you were given a set of supplies, 1 min to brainstorm, and then 3 minutes to do it. Usually this challenge took the form of building something, such as the tallest twoer you could with toothpicks and shaving cream, that could survive a 5mph wind, something like that. It was a great program, and wasn't limited to engneering tyes.
    There a programs like both OM and US FIRST, or the new robot wars in a lot of communitites, and whether you like their current format or not, we should all get involved. Many of us complain about the current state of education, and I have already seen people complaining about schools, and thanking vouchers. If you think these programs are great, get involved! If not get involved anyway and bring your experiences and incites to a younger group.
    -OctaneZ

    1. Re:Other Programs by paranoidia · · Score: 1

      I was in the Odyssey of the Mind program for six seperate years. My team made it to the world finals 3 of those. The greatest thing about OM is the aspect that it encourages doing your own work, and working as a team. One of the unique things about OM is the fact that NO OTHER PERSON THAN THE TEAM MEMBERS can help. If a team wants to do something, they must do it themselves. They must research, learn, experiment, build, whatever. A few small exceptions, where safety is a factor apply. This has deffinitly changed my life by increasing the ability to listen to other's ideas, and learn something yourslef, instead of getting someone else to do it. I judge at OM competitions when I can, and just like giving back to the program. Any program that is brought in by the schools should have this kind of aspect to it, to teach kids both technical, and social skills. And OM definitly does teach technical skills, I can build a balsa wood structure now that weights less than 18 grams, 8 inches tall, and holds over 1000 pounds.

    2. Re:Other Programs by jandrese · · Score: 2

      Is it just me or are two thirds of those challenges, in actuality, dorky plays? I was fidgeting uncomfortably in my seat just reading the challenge description.

      I have to admit, the Chameleon Car sounded like an cool project. I wonder if you had to make a full size (driver sits inside) vehicle, or if you could just do it with radio control? For $135 your budget will be very tight on any full sized car.

      --

      I read the internet for the articles.
  42. My High School had a Battlebots Team by SirJimbo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My former (just graduated) high school had a Battlebots IQ team. They put up a website , which details their robot, E2, and the competition. They did quite well, winning 6 in the double elimination format. I didn't participate in this, but I was involved in the Panasonic Creative Design Challenge, a robot competiton open to high school students in the State of New Jersey. I reccomend this competition to interested students, since I won a two grand scholarship that is going toward my EE degree.

  43. Re:Learning IS fun by meta-monkey · · Score: 2

    You're absolutely right. Learning IS rewarding. Learning is often its own reward, and it's not the only reward. But it isn't always fun.

    Like most /.'ers, I do enjoy learning about computers and technology. I'm also an electrical engineer. However, I have almost no interest in learning about, say, biology. It's boring and uninteresting. So why, then, do I read books on health matters, or watch the surgery shows on the Discovery channel? Because these things are important to know for my own health, and the health of my loved ones.

    Learning about politics? Again, not fun. CSPAN is uber-boring. Why do I do it? Because I need to stay informed, so I can figure out which politician is going to screw me the least and vote for him.

    There are many reasons to learn, probably the least of which is because "learning is fun." Learning makes us healthier, more productive, wealthier, better citizens, and better human beings. Teach kids THOSE reasons to learn, and they'll learn anything. Teach them "learning is fun!" and they'll be most disappointed when they find out you lied to them.

    --
    We don't have a state-run media we have a media-run state.
  44. RoboCode a great teaching tool for software... by (H)elix1 · · Score: 3, Informative

    For those trying to teach Java to kids, RoboCode is a great way to get them interested. They may not care about hello world in an applet, but pasting other folks tanks makes event handling fun.

  45. great idea, but.. by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 2

    It really depends on the curriculum. I have this image of thousands of high schools making their kids construct from an assigned and approved text. I'm sure companies will come along and start marking 'kits' that work with these assigned texts and designs.

    The downside to this would be virtually identical bots in uninspiring battles. I really hope we don't see this. It would be nice if the course focused on basic engineering fundamentals and then found ways to foster innovation.

    In either event, I'm happy to see this. Get people proficient in robotics at an early age, and by the time they become adults we will see some really amazing things.

    --
    The Internet is generally stupid
  46. That sounds like.. by Frank+of+Earth · · Score: 1

    .. a cool HS. I wonder if they'll have Lego Mindstorms 101 next year.

  47. This ranks right up there with PDAs in school by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

    Okay, i could see this as being an interesting course on engineering in college, but give me a break, how many schools are going to be able to afford this? How many PTA moms are going to raise unholy hell when they learn their school is spending cash on teaching their precious Jimmy how to build a violent machine of destruction instead of textbooks written in the past five years?...how many *teachers* want to waste their summer going to that camp for no extra pay?

    --
    If you can't see the value in jet powered ants you should turn in your nerd card. - Dunbal (464142)
    1. Re:This ranks right up there with PDAs in school by mrgunntm · · Score: 1

      The summer courses are a week long, and involve having the teachers have thier own mini-robotics competition, and every single one leaving has given good reviews on the way out. The idea is that teachers who don't want to do it won't show up, but the teachers who want something new, and want to be part of this can show up, have a good time, and learn what is available to /help htem/ teach the course. it's not a required curriculum for the program, just a well put together starting point for the teachers.

      --
      "There's always an easier way" ~Mr. Gunn, Gunnventions
    2. Re:This ranks right up there with PDAs in school by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "but give me a break, how many schools are going to be able to afford this?"

      Well, for the first competition there were around 50 robots. How much do you think it costs to build a Battlebots? The required radio system is $900, and a decent IQ Battlebot could be build for an additional $1500. That isn't very much for the education of half a dozen high school kids. Not to mention that parts (especially the radio) can be reused or sold after the competition.

      Another note, I saw a successful IQ 'bot that couldn't have cost more than $1500 total.

      Also, new textbooks won't do you any good if a student doesn't want to use them. Once people realize how useful fundamental physics and math is in real life, they will be more inclined to pay attention in class.

      As for the PTA moms, if they sat back and realised their kids would probably make back well over the money from additional scholarships or and increased salary, they wouldn't be complaining so much.

      And I think you underestimate a teachers desire to teach. They will see the value in this program and support it.

  48. Robotics in education by octalgirl · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's great to have another player in robotics for education. The FIRST program was started by Dean Kamen, the Segway Human Transporter inventor, as a way to promote science and engineering to students. It starts with Lego robotics and has been around for several years. It's usually found in the K-8 grades and is a staple at MIT. Students learn how to write technical procedures, mechanical design, programming and engineering, and of course teamwork. For everything they do there is an attempt to align the tasks with other curriculum such as math, english and science. I volunteer for a middle school robotics club; a lot of work, but a lot of fun.

    For the high school students the FIRST program (usfirst.org) gets serious. Here students build real robots designed to meet a specific challenge. AutoCAD and other software companies provide software grants to high schools so the students are getting the real thing. Local businesses involved in engineering usually provide volunteers to mentor the students. It can cost 1 school over 30K to compete at this level. rhodewarrior.org is a site from a high school in RI that has been involved from the beginning and scores pretty well.

    The more the merrier, I think, when it comes to this kind of stuff. There has been some concern though, of making sure the students are truly meeting a challenge, and not just building something for the sake of going out and destroying things. The FIRST robotics programs usually involve designing a claw or figuring how many ping-pong balls you can pick up and get into a basket.

    If you find yourself wishing you had this when you were in school, then ask around at your local school district - folks are always looking for volunteers.

    1. Re:Robotics in education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There has been some concern though, of making sure the students are truly meeting a challenge, and not just building something for the sake of going out and destroying things."

      I think any students not interested in the technical aspects of a Battlebot will be sorely disappointed when they find out how much work is involved. However, if they can tag along with a well run program, at the very least they have been exposed to engineering that they normally wouldn't have seen.

  49. You are why... by SHEENmaster · · Score: 1

    ....they have required keyboarding classes now adays.

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  50. my 2 Cents. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well from what I have seen not everyone is happy with this. Most public schools now a days can't pay for new books but they are going to do a Battlebots program. Well the schools that can't afford the books won't be doing the battlebots. It will be the Upper class schools out in Rural California. Or the private schools in Rural NY. the ones that cost 30k a kid per year to go. THOSE are the ones that will get the program. I went to a private school in Highschool (I had behavioral problems) and the state paid my way. (28k a year for 3 years) and lemme just say... the school barely had enough money some times to do anything fun for the kids (one time for an end of the school year treat they took us (about 50kids in the school) to a pool hall. it was depressing but it was all they could do. since the school is a not for profit organization they could not keep any extra money for the next year. But with the support I received I was able to graduate a year early. Now I sit on my ass all day posting on /. ... gee what a great world.

  51. If you want to make kids smarter... by antirename · · Score: 1

    Buy all of your kids, nephews, nieces, etc. legos. Preferably the teknic (sic?) or mindstorms variety. They will learn more on their own than you have time to teach them.

  52. Great in theory by rattler14 · · Score: 1

    This seems really cool, if you have the teachers to pull it all together. I went to a pretty crappy public high school (though they claimed it was above average by New York standards). The summer after my junior year, my school sent two of the math teachers to take some programming classes to teach AP computer programming in C.

    So, in theory, my senior year, i would be able to take the AP programming class and possibly get college credit.

    Wrong... The teachers that they sent out were not programmers by any standards. By the 3rd month, we had already surpassed their training. After that, it was student and teacher working together to learn the material. Some of the students (myself included) were better off just reading books on our own. By the end of the year, we only got through a third of the curriculum that we were suppossed to. So, taking the AP exam wasn't even an option.

    Point being, this new program seems really really cool, but I hope that they actually take this seriously before they half ass the training and use unqualified people... cause it's unfair for themselves and the students.

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    1. Re:Great in theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me comment on a few of your points, and let me add I just graduated from HS and have participated in Battlebots twice and Battlebots IQ.

      First, you did benefit from your class. Ok, you didn't learn enough to take the AP test, but you did learn something. Next year the teachers will know more than they did during your class, and future seniors will benefit even more than you did. A class like this doesn't have to be perfect the first time to be worthwhile. Also, not to sound harsh, but if you were better off reading books, did you do so? It doesn't seem like it if taking the AP course wasn't an option. Whenever I didn't feel challenged enough in high school I would go home and read more about it. Because of thise, my programming ability is well ahead of where my CS class left off.

      You wrote "cause it's unfair for themselves and the students. " It is not unfair to either.

      Now, as for a Battlebots IQ program. I started, on my own, a robotics club at my high school which gained about 6 dedicated fellow students. I approached the shop teachers and asked if I could use their facilities (yes) and they were impressed enough to help us out. I asked the school for money, but they didn't give us any. I found some outside sponsors, and with the help of a sophomore at a local university we constructed a Battlebot for IQ. The point is, you don't need the teachers to pull this all together. I should add during this time I was working on another Battlebots IQ robot which I build solely on my own. So in fact you don't even need anybody else to build a competitive Battlebot (although it took up all my time).

  53. Some things chever nange by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Mom! My homework ate the dog!"

  54. Seen it before by Hydro-X · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine operates a robotic combat team, Indecision Robotics. His bot, Sudden Impact, has apparently won Robot Wars in the UK. Anyway, he has already come up with an "Antweight Highschool Curriculum", availible here.

    I think that this idea is pretty cool. I would have loved to have a course in high school where I could rip things apart and build a bot like this. Guess I'll have to wait for my design project in my 4th year of Aerospace Engineering.

  55. home made rc cars instead by JohnCub · · Score: 1

    Why do they have to be devices of destruction? With all the interest in car/racing movies lately, why not just make radio controlled cars from scratch? Parts are readily available for things that would be too difficult to make and it would offer the same amount of learning potential. The nitro burning engines could lead the class down a path of combustion engine history, dynamics of an engine, as well as learning what horsepower and torque are. The suspension could teach physics and angles. The servos and batteries could teach them about impedance, torque, and amps.

    All of these items are on a battlebot. The only difference is that is in the world of rc cars, the competition is benign. In battlebots, it is open and obvious destruction. We should be fostering construction rather than destruction, imho.

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    1. Re:home made rc cars instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much variation is there between each RC car? I've participated in Battlebots twice and Battlebots IQ. The motivation for creating a Battlebot (for most people; I'm not one of them) is to see if your design is better than another's. The process goes like this: think of a design, figure out how you are going to make your design into reality, build it, see how your design does. Win or lose, you are going to learn a lot and have some fun.

  56. Not much new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...whether it is lawn mower engines or hobby rockets, it will still be the parents providing the interest and drive behind the scenes. A parent will wish they had this in high-school and forget that at that point in time they were clueless, and it was actually their parents that got them motivated to take the class.

  57. Nooo! by FrostedWheat · · Score: 2

    We all know that everyone's favourite TV show is BattleBots on Comedy Central, Right?

    Nooo! Robot Wars UK is way better!!

    1. Re:Nooo! by gruntvald · · Score: 2

      And what about "Battle-Butts" on the playboy channel?

  58. Since when is a remote controlled weapon a robot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My friends love to watch BattleBots, but I can't stand the show.. it's a bunch of oversized radio-controlled cars with weapons. Not one of the entries EVER does anything on its own. There is no intelligence or automatic seeking and reaction system built into any of the entries. I don't see how a BattleBots class is anything more than just a highschool level mechanical engineering class.
    Maybe I'm mistaken, but I recall reading about some underground type of events held in the Bay Area where machines with some modicum of intelligence fought each other in locations such as under out-of-the-way highway overpasses... machines equipped with heat-seeking, motion-sensing, etc devices. Remote control? What's the point? That's not advancing robotics..

  59. Vouchers not the answer! by gnarled · · Score: 1

    Yeah like a $2000 voucher is gonna get you into any school that's worth shit. The only schools that you would be allowed to go to on that little money is religious schools that use under-paid teachers to instill morals and a belief in creationism. Come on, a voucher would only help a kid get into a better school if he was already smart and was able to get a scholarship for the rest of the balance, otherwise its one failing situation to another, The only difference is the second place doesn't have mandatory standardized tests to prove it. So then it looks better on national statistics.

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  60. Future jobs at stake. by dudeness · · Score: 1

    Considering that the average boy junior high wants to make destructive metal machines that can potentially terrorize the girls in class, this is the perfect program. Being the principal of such a program could be stressful when an agry parent comes to you complaining that his daughter came home in tears because little Joey tried to use his 'spin of death' and almost ruined her binder, nevermind hurting her. This program will probably be shut down completely after about 5 major accidents.

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  61. Battlebots doesn't get enough credit... by Asprin · · Score: 2

    Battlebots doesn't get enough credit. Really, they don't.

    Unlike those other WWF-inspired hype and showbiz chainsaw shows, BB is still a game show about design and engineering. I wish they'd get some less obnoxious announcers and lose the babes doing the in-the-pits interviews (I know, I know, but The Man Show comes on right after it, right? Can't you do your oogling then?)

    The other show that really deserves credit for this sort of thing is Junkyard Wars on TLC -- leave it to the Brits to come up with an entire game show about engineering, AND it's an hour long. This is better than The Secret Life Of Machines *AND* Connections.

    Too bad more network programming crudholes can't do math or we'd see more of this sort of thing.

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  62. Viva FIRST! by MacMasta · · Score: 2, Informative

    Dean Kamen & Woodie Flowers have their heads attached correctly - FIRST is the only way to go.
    People tend to ask me "So that's like battlebots, right?" when I tell them I'm a robotics nerd. I explain "No, battlebots has a serious flaw - it's easy to armor a robot, and very hard to build effective weapons within the rules. With FIRST, you have a goal - much a) harder and b) more useful in real life - problem solving and all that jazz.

    So, Viva FIRST - we'll have a team in every High School in the US (and in several other countries - Brazil & Canada, for example) for many years after battlebots is off the air and forgotten.

    ~Mac~

  63. FIRST - from a mentor's perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a team mentor (Team #824, Students Working Against Time). I'm proud to say that our robot, from chassis to firmware, is 100% built by students, both from the University of Washington, and Roosevelt High School with whom we are partnered. In fact, the most that our corporate sponsors do is mail us a check and show up at the pre-ship event to pick up a team T-Shirt.

    It is *not* a cheap program. It costs $5000.00 to register, each additional competition that you go to costs another whopping $4000.00. The money from registration pays for the kit parts, which is a big collection of motors, pneumatics, and control systems (Innovation First's controller, complete with 900Mhz radio modems). Additional competitions *are* expensive to go to, expecially if it's the championship at Epcot; just flying the entire team there with a 130 lbs robot and support equipment can be very taxing.

    My kids learn a lot every year. Some of the HS students joined the team not having used a hacksaw before; by the end of the build period, they were operating our CNC milling machine. Others became good 3D Animators, CAD users, and web gurus. It's also about APPLYING what you learn in the class room. Kids can learn all the physics from a book, but the concept is really reinforced when you have to sit down and calculate gear reduction ratios for building a ball pickup scoop. As for mentors, we get about as much out of a program as the kids; I was a horrible manager when I first started, and slowly I've managed to hone my managerial and leadership skills. Of coures, like anything in life, you get what you put into the program. The students that learn the most are going to be the ones that always show up and volunteer to help. We were at a pre-ship competition, and the kids from the Micro$oft team (The X-Bot, insert booing here)were just sitting around playing basketball, while we were busy troubleshooting our robot. We can all guess how much of *their* robot is student-buit. :-)

    Would I mentor a BattleBot IQ team if I have the chance? Why not? FIRST is a great program, but it still have miles to go as far as marketing goes, compared to Battlebots, and if it's another way to get kids interested into science and technology, who cares what banner they compete under?

    Links:

    FIRST's website:
    F.I.R.S.T
    Team #824 - Students Working Against Time

  64. This isn't new... by PhyreFox · · Score: 0

    Dan Rupert at Rancho Bernardo High School has been using the students in his CAD classes to design and build his Bots for years now.

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  65. It's a shame that.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Battle Bots is an unbelievably stupid show.

  66. Why not current textbooks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One good reason might be because they contain so many misconceptions and factual errors.

  67. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    You say, "it looks like we're going to get kids to do that to." Seems you left off a word or two at the end of the sentence -- kids to do that to what?

    1. Re:Huh? by E1v!$ · · Score: 1

      It was a spelling error, the correct word @ the end of the sentence should have been "too".

  68. Battle bots is for wussies.... by newestbob · · Score: 1

    ...the real men do Junkyard Wars

  69. school robotics pgm for girls by remolacha · · Score: 1

    jr high girls seem to be less given to battling. this site tells of a robotics course they pretty much designed- http://www.geocities.com/meighreaux/
    -josh

  70. Anyone heard of FIRST? by shoptroll · · Score: 1

    Gee, anyone heard of FIRST? http://www.first.org

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  71. More.... by ziggy_zero · · Score: 1

    At my high school, we have a thing called Senior Technology Research Labs (tech labs for short). Many of the seniors that take the Robotics Tech Lab create BattleBots and actually compete in real BattleBot competitions.

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  72. Money-grubbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They make these kids buy $800 radios where $100 ones would do........ just so dean kamen can go build some scooters. Wow!

  73. You're Jaded by TallFry · · Score: 1

    Sure a few corporate teams do well, but it's the mentors on the team that make the difference. Many of the big teams you're so [seemingly] intimidated by are fueled by some dedicated people who also happen to know how to effectively run design process and come up with a solution to playing and winning the game each year. There are many _very_ well funded teams who flop many more times than not. This year we ran with only around $14,000 ($9,000 of the 14 was corporate.) We won a regional, and were also a divisional finalist at nationals. 2 Years ago we also won a regional, and that same year two kids who absolutely worked their butts off won an animation award.