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Crusher Crushed from Nemesis

Ant sent in a link to Wil Wheaton's weblog where he writes a surprisingly heartfelt piece on being cut from ST:Nemesis. Its a strangely bittersweet little entry that really speaks volumes, especially considering Wil's fairly public disagreements with Rick Berman. Apparently Wil's bit was cut along with 48 whole minutes of the flick- its just the nature of filmaking. But I guess if nothing else, they've got tons of stuff for the DVD now!

451 comments

  1. Beaten by Fark Once Again by RumGunner · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This was on Fark early yesterday. Why such a lag in communication here?

    1. Re:Beaten by Fark Once Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yah, I read it on his wilwheaton.net yesterday too.

      Old news!

    2. Re:Beaten by Fark Once Again by keesh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because not everyone reads Fark. If slashdot never posted a story which anyone else linked to, it would never have any news. Sometimes there's a delay, but what do you expect?

    3. Re:Beaten by Fark Once Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Yeah I had already read it too. What I hadn't read was that Wil is now using Mandrake 8.2 (from Lindows.. yuch!). I think I speak for everyone here, when I say that Slashdot's tech support is free ;)

      ps. journals.slashdot.org and helpdesk.slashdot.org please.

    4. Re:Beaten by Fark Once Again by unicron · · Score: 3, Funny

      I know this is some crazy shit, but usually people's personal sites are really hard to beat for up to the minute news about that person. Just a thought..

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    5. Re:Beaten by Fark Once Again by F34nor · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah he would have been in Star Trek X if he had been using OSX

    6. Re:Beaten by Fark Once Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wil reads slashdot.

    7. Re:Beaten by Fark Once Again by jerkychew · · Score: 2

      Look at the amount of links posted on Fark per day, compared to a day of slashdot. Fark probably has close to a 10-to-1 ratio.

      Also, look at the nature of Fark postings. They're one-liners, littls more than a link and a description. Now look at the articles on slashdot. They consist of small synopses of the linked articles, often offering more than just a one-lined description.

      I'm not putting down Fark in any way. Fark and slashdot are the 2 sites I hit most often while surfing. It's just that they are two different types of sites, and should be regarded as such.

    8. Re:Beaten by Fark Once Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats why you go to http://riva3d.com/ where its well balanced =)

    9. Re:Beaten by Fark Once Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heeeeey.. was that wil that posted that?? CAN'T FOOL ME!!!

    10. Re:Beaten by Fark Once Again by Vinnie_333 · · Score: 1

      Not to be the bad guy, but /. very seldom ever gets a story early in it's release. By the time I see a story here, I've usually seen it several other places. The comments are more interesting here, though. ;-)

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  2. I can't wait for the DVD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Wil Wheaton nude scene will be worth it!

    1. Re:I can't wait for the DVD by totallygeek · · Score: 0, Troll
      .

      ...Wil Wheaton nude scene...

      Wil getting anally raped by a Klingon will not be worth watching.

    2. Re:I can't wait for the DVD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wil getting anally raped by a Klingon will not be worth watching.

      Speak for yourself.

  3. Wow... by Kid+Zero · · Score: 1

    It probably still won't help the movie much. Unless they're cutting out all the fluff.

    Or would that be most of the movie? I've never been so underwhelmed to see at Trek Movie. Can we wait a few years before getting around to the next movie, guys? I think you've killed the market.

    1. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Unless they're cutting out all the fluff."

      Hey, Wesley Crusher is not fluff! :P

    2. Re:Wow... by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd just like to say that Wil is a class-act. I have a lot of respect for celebrities that know how to handle fame gracefully, and even more for those who know how to set priorities in their life for what really matters.

      Fame is fleeting - family lasts forever...

      It's gotta be twice as difficult to be an actor with a wife and kids and keep everything together. Wil seems to be doing just fine.

      N.

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    3. Re:Wow... by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      Log in to post, Wil...

  4. google cache by xilmaril · · Score: 0

    http://www.google.ca/search?q=cache:pFns8u5v9x8C:w ww.wilwheaton.net/+&hl=en&ie=UTF-8

    because the last 3 articles I read were slasdotted

  5. cross over between Harry Potter and his character by satsuke · · Score: 1

    .. now why am I thinking of Wesley and Weasley's ??

    Both have a reputation for being annoying.

    though I'd love to be the wiz kid, do everything right cept get the girl type.

  6. Wait for it by sben · · Score: 3, Funny

    Snarky comments about Wheaton and/or Crusher in 3... 2... 1...

    1. Re:Wait for it by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2

      I'm confused. Do we love the actor or hate the character?

    2. Re:Wait for it by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 1

      Yes. =P

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    3. Re:Wait for it by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      I'm confused. Do we love the actor or hate the character?

      (Conventional Wisdom) Wil is OK, but Wesley should be fed to targs. Except for the later "angst" Wesley.

      IMHO, Wesley is much less annoying than most people here claim. But hell, what do I know? I like the Enterprise theme song.

      "It's been a long time..." 33 more days!

  7. If I cloned myself, I could say "I'm with stupid" by Milk+and+Cookies · · Score: 2, Funny

    Er, pardon my ignorance, but who is Wil Wheaton?

  8. Who cares... by DrVxD · · Score: 0, Troll

    Wesley was probably THE most annoying SF character ever, even if Wil himself actually demonstrated that he can be a passable actor. And then for him to say "I want what's best for Star Trek and the Trekkies" - we're Trekers, not Trekkies.

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    1. Re:Who cares... by Hamstaus · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you're the kind of person to make an angry distinction between "Trekkies" and "Trekkers", I'm honestly surprised you don't have a Wesley Crusher action figure.

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    2. Re:Who cares... by Karma+Farmer · · Score: 5, Funny
      Wesley was probably THE most annoying SF character ever.

      No way. I've got two words for you, buddy. Well, actually it's one word, but it's so annoying that you actually have to say it twice:

      Jar
      Dang. I could only bring myself to type it once, and my fingers are already blistering, like I dipped them in acid or something.
    3. Re:Who cares... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      I dunno.. Kathy Ireland from 'Alien from L.A.' was trying harder than Jar Jar to be annoying.

    4. Re:Who cares... by lugonn · · Score: 1
      Actually, it's penile-headed instead of penis-head.

      "If it weren't for my penis and my hands, I'd have no friends at all."

    5. Re:Who cares... by MaxVlast · · Score: 2

      Are you sure she was trying? That movie was so bad, the MST3k was unwatchable.

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    6. Re:Who cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, there's an even more annoying SF character than either Jar^2 or Crusher: Adric, from Dr. Who. It was worth wiping out the dinosaurs for him to die.

    7. Re:Who cares... by DrVxD · · Score: 2

      But at least if you turn the volume down Kathy looks great!

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    8. Re:Who cares... by Golias · · Score: 5, Funny
      There's a word for people who make an angry distinction between "Trekkies" and "Trekkers":

      Trekkies.

      Nobody else cares.

      --

      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    9. Re:Who cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      far more annoying ones:

      -anyone from star wars
      -anyone from the one star trek series with the chick captain
      -anyone from just about any network sci-fi show

    10. Re:Who cares... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      "Are you sure she was trying?"

      Yes I am. She doesn't sound like Steve Urkel in real life.

    11. Re:Who cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No he wasn't.....

      The only reason ppl didn't like him is because all trekkie fans were / are between 13 and 25 and were just plain jealous that he was on ST. and they weren't....

      fucking pathetic if you ask me...

    12. Re:Who cares... by martyn+s · · Score: 1

      Umm, it's Jar*2, not Jar^2.

    13. Re:Who cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, it's Jar*2, not Jar^2.
      sorry, it's Jar^2

      Jar*2 expands to 2Jar
      Jar^2 (or (Jar)(Jar)) expands to Jar Jar

    14. Re:Who cares... by Fizzol · · Score: 1

      >Wesley Crusher action figure

      Nah, it'd clash with my Enterprise action figures.

    15. Re:Who cares... by CommieOverlord · · Score: 2, Funny

      Jar^2 (or (Jar)(Jar)) expands to Jar Jar

      Or, if you assume ^ is a binary XOR operation then Jar^2 evaluates to Jah

    16. Re:Who cares... by martyn+s · · Score: 1

      Yes, I suppose you're right.

    17. Re:Who cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't get rich by moving money from one pocket to another and you can't stop being a loser by calling yourself a "Treker".

    18. Re:Who cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, at the time she made "aliens", she did sound like Urkel in real life. She was forced to take voice lessons before anyone else would touch her for a movie role....

      brings a new addage:

      "she has a voice for modelling"

    19. Re:Who cares... by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      Jar*2 expands to 2Jar
      Jar^2 (or (Jar)(Jar)) expands to Jar Jar


      Err, no.

      Jar*2 goes to Jar + Jar

      Jar^2 would mean multiplying Jar by itself, of which the most likely way to do would be to get the ASCII values of each character and, err, well

      J a r

      74 97 114

      (Jar)(Jar)

      JJ+Ja+Jr+aJ+aa+ar+rJ+ra+rr

      So Jar^2 is JJ Ja Jr aJ aa ar rJ ra rr

      or of course you could go about and add up your values and do whatever to them, bleh. Given enough manipulations you could pretty much get any result you wanted to.

      --- feeling anal, deal.

    20. Re:Who cares... by BasharTeg · · Score: 3, Insightful
      And then for him to say "I want what's best for Star Trek and the Trekkies" - we're Trekers, not Trekkies.


      Dude, I hate to burn karma on an idiot like you, but you are obviously one of these fucking morons who can tell us exactly why Wolverine's Adamantium skeleton is affected by magentic fields in current Volume 4 Issues 8-12, but not in previous Volumes 1-3, while explaining to everyone that you were "before we were punk", why you are more of a fan of band X because you bought their first album before they were popular, etc etc etc. Maybe you're one of those real nutcases who has himself convinced that he can speak Klingon, or perhaps you learned to speak Japanese from watching Anime.

      Kids, the moral of the story is this. Being a "nerd", reading comics, loving fantasy and sci-fi stuff, etc, is all fine. Seriously. But trying to be the expert of one little thing and correcting people based on irrelevent semantics, exposes that you are not merely a nerd, but a FUCKING INSECURE MORON. You're about as impressive as those guys who run around spouting about the advantages of the v-tec system in their 10 year old 4 cyl stock Honda (which they senselessly red-line daily).

      In short: Being an idiotic expert in the semantics of something no one cares about, makes you look like a jackass.

    21. Re:Who cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      In short: Being an idiotic expert in the semantics of something no one cares about, makes you look like a jackass.

      And then for him to say "makes you look like a jackass" - we're jackoffs, not jackasses.

      Sincerely,
      Trekki^H^H^Treker

    22. Re:Who cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, explain this to me again...why is it that you losers aren't getting laid?

    23. Re:Who cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we're Trekers, not Trekkies

      Uhh, no, dude. The correct word is "Losers".

    24. Re:Who cares... by PMuse · · Score: 1

      Yup: Jar Jar's the hands-down winner.

      What's more, how could anyone pick Wesley over Nelix? Or Deanna Troi? "I sense great confusion, Captain."

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    25. Re:Who cares... by majestyk2000 · · Score: 1

      "JJ Ja Jr aJ aa ar rJ ra rr"

      I bet that would sound like an evil genius laughing if you said that out loud.

    26. Re:Who cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no, there is one character that is worse. One character the Wesley was compared to, with the words "At least he isn't as bad as..."

      And person, is Adric.

      If you know who he is, you understand. If you don't know. Lets just when he was killed on the show, all of England rejoiced.

    27. Re:Who cares... by dzym · · Score: 1
      in current Volume 4 Issues 8-12, but not in previous Volumes 1-3
      What? How do you know these volume numbers?!!

      And this coming from a guy who uses a character's name from a Dune novel as his slashdot nick...

    28. Re:Who cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gotta say I disagreee... Ever watch season 3 of the Transformers?

      Ever seen Wheelie?

      Picture a human-sized orange robot with a very high squeaky voice. Everything that comes out of his vocal emitter is sing-song rhyme.

      Jar Jar is up there though.

    29. Re:Who cares... by rbruels · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      I can't believe you guys gave this rambling asshole +4. This is why Slashdot is no longer my mainstay for the day's tech news and community. You take this fool, who seems like something of an insecure asshole himself, and herald him with karma? I mean, what kind of intelligent input is:
      You're about as impressive as those guys who run around spouting about the advantages of the v-tec system in their 10 year old 4 cyl stock Honda (which they senselessly red-line daily).
      The intelligent masses left Slashdot a long time ago for places like MeFi and K5. I should really just stop visiting.
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    30. Re:Who cares... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, Troi pissed em off a lot. She acts like a frickin bitch half the time and is obsessed with all this touchy feely bullshit. The old doctor, with the short blonde curly hair, she was a bitch too.

  9. 1st cut was 3 hours? by Boone^ · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn, that's a long movie. It takes the GodFather to pull that off. Granted I'm a Trek fanboy, so I'd have enjoyed the 3 hours, but I don't think my wife would have.

    BTW, I saw the trailer before K-19, and it looks pretty good. It appears they've made a return to some good quality action!

    1. Re:1st cut was 3 hours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Have you seen the first movie, Star Trek: The Motionless Picture?

      That's a long movie.

    2. Re:1st cut was 3 hours? by RobertNotBob · · Score: 1
      I don't have any problems with a 3 hour movie that has the courtacy to mention that beforehand. If they mention it in the publicity, then everyone can buy the medium soda and not the bladder-buster when they are at the snack-bar.

      And by the way, K-19 turns out not to be the action movie you might think. I have seen it and while it is a very compelling movie, there is simply almost no action in it. It is a drama. I won't give anything (much) away, but the main conflict in the movie is not between the soviet union and the americans.

      The story is based on real events, and the simple fact is that there were no large naval battles between the USA and USSR. In the interest of not posting spoilers, I'll simply stop there.

      - Robert

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    3. Re:1st cut was 3 hours? by Boone^ · · Score: 2

      You're right on the soda part. It was that way for Eyes Wide Shut, but after I left for the restroom partway through I didn't come back. :)

      The action I was referring to was in Nemesis, not K-19 which I saw (and had the Nemesis trailer beforehand). My wife and I thought K-19 was good, and that's saying a lot if she finds anything based around the military good. :)

  10. "I'm feel happy and proud" by jasonditz · · Score: 1

    and best of all I'm feel like not using spellchecker

    1. Re:"I'm feel happy and proud" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, the spellchecker would happily accept this...moron. I think you need to use a brain-checker before you post.

    2. Re:"I'm feel happy and proud" by Yosemite_Mark · · Score: 2, Funny

      Eye think the spell checker wood have accepted that line

  11. Wishful thinking... by CMiYC · · Score: 4, Funny

    they've got tons of stuff for the DVD now!

    Yeah because if Paramount has shown anything, it just loves to pack extras into their Star Trek DVDs.

    1. Re:Wishful thinking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Yeah, like the NEW star trek II dvd... it has what, an extra 30 seconds of footage?

      Now, if the Star Trek V dvd had 30 minutes LESS footage, that would be good.

    2. Re:Wishful thinking... by ncc74656 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      they've got tons of stuff for the DVD now!

      Yeah because if Paramount has shown anything, it just loves to pack extras into their Star Trek DVDs.

      That won't stop them from doing a plain-Jane release now and a director's cut (or whatever) later. (The director's cut of TWOK kicks ass, but I'm guessing that the people who forked over $$$ for the DVD set are a bit miffed that they're not getting the extra goodies. The added scenes improve the movie more than you'd guess.)

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    3. Re:Wishful thinking... by BryanL · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You obviously have not seen the Wrath Of Khan Directors Cut DVD. It has several very good specials on the making of the movie. I assume the Original Motion Picture Special Edition has some good extras as well (since it comes on two discs.)Granted, the original releases leave much to be desired, but Paramount is correcting that problem. So maybe there will be some goodies on the DVD eventually.

    4. Re:Wishful thinking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That won't stop them from doing a plain-Jane release now and a director's cut (or whatever) later. (The director's cut of TWOK kicks ass, but I'm guessing that the people who forked over $$$ for the DVD set are a bit miffed that they're not getting the extra goodies. The added scenes improve the movie more than you'd guess.)

      This really is getting ridiculous with releases. First you have the plain jane version, then comes a special edition, then you get a director's cut, and THEN you get a boxed collector's edition and they all include different stuff. Just give me the damn movie with all the extra cut footage on the first DVD, otherwise I might as well stick to my VHS version since there's no difference without new footage.

    5. Re:Wishful thinking... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

      Or maybe nothing but a sincere apology from William Shatner, the writers, producers and the president of Paramount.

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    6. Re:Wishful thinking... by Johnny+O · · Score: 1

      Paramount, towards end of laserdiscs, released crappy copies of First Contact and Insurrection with grainy video. Although Generations was quite stellar quality.

    7. Re:Wishful thinking... by Megane · · Score: 3, Funny
      Just as long as the wheel ruts on the God Planet are clearly visible. I noticed those things when I was watching it in the theatre. "What does God need with a 4x4?"

      You can't seem them on the widescreen LD because there isn't enough resolution, but I could clearly see them on a pan & scan TV broadcast.

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    8. Re:Wishful thinking... by LordLava · · Score: 1

      "what does God need with a 4x4?"?

      Probably the same thing he needed with a starship....

    9. Re:Wishful thinking... by rakslice · · Score: 2

      "What does God need with a 4x4?"

      Well, sometimes rear wheel drive just won't do the trick. =)

  12. Does Admiral Janeway make it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's hope not... the sooner we can forget that Voyager nonsense, the better.

    And I hope they cut out Data's line of "Is that your final answer?" HORRIBLE! You should not be referencing temporary pop culture phrases in movies.

    1. Re:Does Admiral Janeway make it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      People occationally used the phrase "is that your final answer" long before that game show ever came out.

      I won't be too hard on you for not knowing that, as you might be a very young child or an unfrozen caveman or something.

    2. Re:Does Admiral Janeway make it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, yeah, when they actually mean "is that your final answer?" not as a "witty" remark. In case you didn't notice, it became quite popular during Millionaire's run, and it's obvious the scriptwriter was trying to take advantage of it to add humor. It didn't work, and I hope it's not in the movie.

    3. Re:Does Admiral Janeway make it? by istewart · · Score: 1

      I read something that said both scenes were cut from the shooting draft of the script. However, they are still in the draft that was distributed as the "annotated" version, and Facer (the guy who did the annotations) highlighted them aptly enough. To me, tho, it doesn't really matter, as the movie is probably STILL going to suck, especially the end. But maybe I'll be surprised by a contemporary Trek movie for once...

  13. Thank God. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We all hated seeing him in the TNG TV series - why would we ever want to see him again?

  14. Answering my own question by Milk+and+Cookies · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Oh you crazy slashdot! In the time it took to write my question, it had been answered.

  15. HA HA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Loser child star, no where left to go but marriage!

    Do you go a week without Star Trek? Beyond Cory Feldman? HA HA sucker!

  16. Just wait for the DVD by steveha · · Score: 1

    They will surely release a Special Edition DVD with at least two discs, and there will be "deleted scenes" and you will be able to see the Wil Wheaton scene. And perhaps there will even be a way to see the whole thing as a 3-hour movie, with all the cut material put back.

    P.S. Wil Wheaton seems to be a good guy, and his blog entry is as reasonable and mature as anyone could ask for.

    steveha

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    1. Re:Just wait for the DVD by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      Well, that's insightful, considering Taco said it all already.

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  17. Re:If I cloned myself, I could say "I'm with stupi by vsprintf · · Score: 1

    You really don't want to know. Trust me.

  18. More tales of woe by Wumpus · · Score: 1

    The internet is full of heart breaking tales of failure. Here's another one, if you enjoy this sort of thing.

    So what if you've never heard of the guy. He still failed miserably, if spectacualrly.

    1. Re:More tales of woe by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 2

      Nice! I never thought I'd see a link to BB's site on Slashdot :)

      Strangely enough, I never thought of his audition tale as a tale of woe... I found it rather inspirational, myself.

    2. Re:More tales of woe by Wumpus · · Score: 2

      There's a first time for everything.

      Next thing you know, we'll Slashdot Mike Keneally's site.

  19. Take it out on Barney, Will! by StefanJ · · Score: 4, Funny
    The EFF is holding a fundraiser in San Francisco on August 22nd at which Will Wheaton will take on the Purple Menace:

    "The night features world-class electronic music artists and a special treat: celebrity boxing with Wil Wheaton and Barney! Wil Wheaton, of Star Trek: The Next Generation and Stand By Me fame, will take on Barney in a celebrity boxing matchup for the history books. Watch and see if Wil with his backing from EFF can protect free speech and parody on the Internet and defeat Barney and his team of corporate lawyers."

    http://www.eff.org/cafe/2002/

    Give that vomitous terrycloth reptile hell, Will!

    Stefan Jones

    1. Re:Take it out on Barney, Will! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      notice how in the text you quoted from somewhere else, there's only one 'l' in Wil? Notice how his domain name is wilwheaton.net? notice how it isn't spelled Will?

  20. In the words of the immortal Joe Bob Briggs... by WinPimp2K · · Score: 1

    Trekkie Trekkie Trekkie

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    1. Re:In the words of the immortal Joe Bob Briggs... by teslatug · · Score: 1

      Man I miss that guy and Monstervision was the best "show" TNT has ever had...wish they'd bring it back

  21. Shut up Wesley! by Dr_LHA · · Score: 5, Funny

    Stop talking on your mobile phone while you're driving through residential neighbourhoods!

    1. Re:Shut up Wesley! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahahahaha, "Shut up Wesley"

      What a fucking great episode.

    2. Re:Shut up Wesley! by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • Stop talking on your mobile phone while you're driving through residential neighbourhoods!

      Uh, yes. I really feel for the guy, but I kept thinking "Existential angst and epiphanies later, but keep your eyes on the road now."

      But hey, no worries. It always happens to some other bozo, right?

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    3. Re:Shut up Wesley! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dude, doesn't he have like.. a communicator or something? I mean... just tap that little badge on your lapel, Wil. Hands free, baby!

      But I have to say, I'm disapointed for him. I'm not a big trek fan and haven't really watched any star trek since ST:TNG, but it would have been nice to tie him in -- even to a small scene -- in something new.

      If there are any current star trek series in production, it'd be interesting to have him return and play a completely different character. Sort of a Tom Paris kind of hero guy... only nerdier and maybe not so good with the girls.

      He could be Captain Slashdotticus.

    4. Re:Shut up Wesley! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Stop talking on your mobile phone while you're driving through residential neighbourhoods!

      Screw you. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's assholes who drive with a McDonald's shake held in their crotch, shouting at thier kids, getting licked in the face by thir dogs, writing on a little note pad that's suction-cupped to the windshield, smoking cigarettes, and adjusting thier hair & make-up in the center rear-view mirror, who then feel it is their job to tell you not to ever, ever, ever talk on a mobile phone while driving.

      Talking on a hands-free speakerphone while driving is no more risky than talking to somebody in the passenger seat, and even if you are holding a device to your ear, it's still better than a lot of behaviors I see drivers doing every day (i.e., shaving, reading maps, spilling ketchup all over your shirt, etc.)

    5. Re:Shut up Wesley! by extrasolar · · Score: 5, Funny

      That was the first thing I was thinking as I read the article.

      The people on the street are lucky Wesley took the news as good as he did :)

    6. Re:Shut up Wesley! by NighthawkFoo · · Score: 1

      Well, in New York State at least, talking on a hand-help phone will get you a $100 ticket from Officer Friendly. Any of the other behaviors that you mention are still legal, albeit dangerous and stupid.

      (There's a specific exemption for hands-free cell phones and emergency calls)

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    7. Re:Shut up Wesley! by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Since he's working as a writer, I'm taking the cell phone thing as a narrative tool, since he uses the people crossing at intersections to reference his feelings for and contentment with his family.

      At least I hope so, or that he was using a hands-free if he really did call from the car...

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    8. Re:Shut up Wesley! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so because you see other, more dangerous activities going on on the road, talking on the cell phone becomes okay? what a twisted set of logic that must have come from

    9. Re:Shut up Wesley! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      That was the first thing I was thinking as I read the article.

      The first thing I was thinking was "I bet the /. crowd is going to skip the point and bitch about the cell phone while driving bit".

    10. Re:Shut up Wesley! by extrasolar · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Talking on a hands-free speakerphone while driving is no more risky than talking to somebody in the passenger seat..."

      I'll buy that. If the passenger is a nineteen-year old bombshell with huge DD cup breasts and a short miniskirt who is touching herself all the time.

      Not distracting at all.

    11. Re:Shut up Wesley! by Dr_LHA · · Score: 1, Troll

      Screw you. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's assholes who drive with a McDonald's shake held in their crotch, shouting at thier kids, getting licked in the face by thir dogs, writing on a little note pad that's suction-cupped to the windshield, smoking cigarettes, and adjusting thier hair & make-up in the center rear-view mirror, who then feel it is their job to tell you not to ever, ever, ever talk on a mobile phone while driving.

      No: Screw You.

    12. Re:Shut up Wesley! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Talking on a hands-free speakerphone while driving is no more risky than talking to somebody in the passenger seat

      So he's giving you a blow job while you talk to him?

    13. Re:Shut up Wesley! by FFFish · · Score: 3, Funny

      The light turns green and I sit there for a moment, reflecting on the conversation.

      [snip]

      The dog-walking couple smile and wave to me.

      The light changes.


      Doesn't this man live the life of danger. Sitting through a full cycle? Suicide!

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    14. Re:Shut up Wesley! by JudgeDredd · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you spend a lot of time calling 1-900 numbers...

      I can see where the hands-free would be useful.

  22. New Crusherism by cybermace5 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Quote from the article:

    Of course, I tend to not put a whole lot of stock in what I read online...if I did I'd be overwhelmed with the sheer amount of hot teen bitches who want to get naked for me right now, and I'd be rolling in Nigerian money.

    Exactly, Will. Most bigshot, part-in-Star-Trek-gettin' movie stars already have those problems.

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    1. Re:New Crusherism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice, tagline, but shouldn't it be "Karma: Most Excellent!"?

    2. Re:New Crusherism by cybermace5 · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      I didn't like "Most Excellent" immediately followed by (mostly affected by....)

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    3. Re:New Crusherism by cybermace5 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Ok some moderator mods me down for being offtopic. Did they even read the article? Geez. What a lame excuse for a brain-stem attached to two hands.

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    4. Re:New Crusherism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well at least you diddnt whine about your non-AC reply to your own post getting modded down

    5. Re:New Crusherism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try these on for size then:

      Karma: Most excellent! (Totally affected by Bill and Ted)

      or, the other way around:

      Karma: Totally excellent! (Mostly affected by Bill and Ted)

    6. Re:New Crusherism by Ragin'Cajun · · Score: 1
      Exactly, Will. Most bigshot, part-in-Star-Trek-gettin' movie stars already have those problems.

      He was probably referring to offers he's seen in *SPAM*, not jealosy at other actors' success.

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    7. Re:New Crusherism by cybermace5 · · Score: 2

      Ummmm...well, DUH. That was pretty evident. What he said, which was the funny part, is that he is NOT overwhelmed by "hot teen bitches who want to get naked for him right now" and he ISN'T "rolling in Nigerian money" which are things that ACTUAL movie stars already HAVE.

      I guess at 22 in the engineering field I've lost touch with what nerds feel is funny.

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    8. Re:New Crusherism by cybermace5 · · Score: 2

      Wow...those are great, or should I say Totally Excellent!

      Congratulations, you have now spent more time on my .sig than I have!

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  23. This one should be good though.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even though they pulled Wil's scenes out, this should hopefully follow Star Trek tradition and be good.

    In general most people I know and their feelings about each movie reflect...

    Star Trek I: bad
    Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan: good
    Star Trek III: Search for Spock: bad
    Star Trek IV: Voyage Home: good
    Star Trek V: Final Frontier: really bad
    Star Trek VI: Undiscovered Country: good
    Star Trek VII: Generations: bad
    Star Trek VIII: First Contact: good
    Star Trek IX: Insurrection: bad ... that even's are good and odd's are bad. So hopefully Star Trek X: Nemesis will be good.

    Just my thoughts....
    int1

    1. Re:This one should be good though.... by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      Star Trek VII: Generations: bad

      Kick ass.


      Star Trek VIII: First Contact: good


      Kick ass.


      Star Trek IX: Insurrection: bad


      Positivly fucking KICK ASS!!! Great movie, lots of action, COOL fucking story line, GREAT special effects, loved it all the way.

      If the next TNG (har har) movie turns out to be as good as the TNG (ok now that is just getting annoying) movies so far, I'll be more then happy to go see it. :)

    2. Re:This one should be good though.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumbass,

      You are obviously too stupid to see this user's use of the slang "even ones" as "even's". You must be foreign. Find a real country.

  24. not what I would have liked to see by Critical_ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    it would have been better if Mr. Crusher could have made a little appearence somewhere in the background or in another portion of the movie. Last night's "Enterprise" rerun had a lot of people from the Deep Space 9 playing different characters. They want the crossover. What was even funnier is when Trip said "What are you going to do? Program a holographic doctor?" An obvious poke at those who watched voyager. It's stuff like that which makes Star Trek interesting.

    But a 3 hour star trek!?! Jeez, talk about long!

    1. Re:not what I would have liked to see by Skyshadow · · Score: 2
      That's not a bad idea; dress him up to the point where only the die-hards would catch it (too bad there are no Narn in Star Trek)...

      Of course, I think they need to be very careful not to ruin Enterprise, which I think is easily the most entertaining, unique and mature Trek since TOS. I think they do an excellent job of making the crew seem like actual pioneering explorers rather than just another ship in the fleet.

      Of course, I also think they could bear to get their asses beaten by the Klingons once or twice, but I'm sure that's around the corner someplace.

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    2. Re:not what I would have liked to see by MaxVlast · · Score: 2

      Are you sure? To me, it seems like "Voyager with darker sets" so far. They haven't been limited by their technology once, not once has their moralizing and humanness not saved them, and otherwise everything is just too pleasant. How hard would it be to write a plot that isn't completely resolved by the end of the episode? Or have some real characterization. So far, the most endearing and interesting part of the show is that the captain has a dog.

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    3. Re:not what I would have liked to see by Golias · · Score: 1
      Of course, I think they need to be very careful not to ruin Enterprise, which I think is easily the most entertaining, unique and mature Trek since TOS.

      No, that would be DS9. The best I can say for Enterprise is "it doesn't suck as much as Voyager did."

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    4. Re:not what I would have liked to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About seasons 3-5 were good (4 really kicked ass) but the last couple seasons sucked hard core. Do de do, lets have a big fight with the Dominion every three weeks that doesn't change a thing, do de do.

    5. Re:not what I would have liked to see by Com2Kid · · Score: 2, Funny

      "What are you going to do? Program a holographic doctor?" An obvious poke at those who watched voyager. It's stuff like that which makes Star Trek interesting.


      I groaned when I heard that line, the lameness filter was off the scale.

      Ignoring the big huge plothole of "so this engineer dude knocks up holograms complete with personality and ship wide movement capability in his spare time while in then takes the federation another what, FIVE HUNDRED YEARS to get to the same point???"

      Yaaah, err, suuuure. Bleh. Fucking lame man, continuity is one thing, and I don't give too much of a damn about it, but a 5-freakin-hundred year continuity fuck up? That is to large for even my grammer poor self not to bitch over!

    6. Re:not what I would have liked to see by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      , not once has their moralizing and humanness not saved them, and otherwise everything is just too pleasant.

      Not to mention that the last episode was the what number'ed time the whole entire "go down to rescue stranded dudes, turns out they had an insidious secret" plot-line has been used IN LESS THEN A YEAR?

      Yeesh.

      The intro /still/ sucks, and I couldn't give a shit less about how much the characters, though I do kind of want to STRANGLE them all.

      Oh yes and the set designs. Compared to ST:TNG which is just comforting to watch (set designs kick ass, great color scheme), err, enterprise, well, heh. sucks.

    7. Re:not what I would have liked to see by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, you call fixing a pinhole hull breach with mashed potato Technology?

      That scene cracked me up so much.

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    8. Re:not what I would have liked to see by The+Fun+Guy · · Score: 2

      >>>>Ignoring the big huge plothole of "so this engineer dude knocks up holograms complete with personality and ship wide movement capability in his spare time while in then takes the federation another what, FIVE HUNDRED YEARS to get to the same point???"
      >>>>>

      That initially struck me as odd, too, but there appears to be a lot of alien technology that the NX-01 is coming across which the humans have no clue how to reproduce, like shields, tractor beams, holodecks, holographic people. Some of this they independently discover/buy/reverse engineer by Kirk's time (shields, some tractor beams), some have to wait for Picard (holodecks), some have to wait for that mewling, whining weakling Janeway (holographic people).

      Remember also, that this guy only had to program his "crew" to deal with the not-terribly challenging environment of a dead ship stuck on an isolated world, where 98% of the people they encountered were other programs controlled by the same machine. Sort of like the Eliza version of holographic AI.

      None of which has anything to do with the fact that Wil Wheaton has got his priorities completely in order, and strikes me as a pretty level-headed, sensible guy. Of course, they're the ones who go postal when it all gets to be too much, so we should be glad he doesn't actually own a phaser.

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    9. Re:not what I would have liked to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The intro /still/ sucks

      It's also extremely offensive to non-American people. It makes it look as though the USA pioneered everything leading up to space travel. You did a great job guys, but please stop trying to sub-consciously re-write history (again). ;-)

      The only non-American object is the sailing ship, and the only thing that gives that away is the spelling of the name (Z not S). However, most of the space pioneering was done by the USSR, as we all know. They could at least have chucked in a shot of Yuri or Mir. But no, we get the Apollo crews instead. Sheesshh! :-)

    10. Re:not what I would have liked to see by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      That initially struck me as odd, too, but there appears to be a lot of alien technology that the NX-01 is coming across which the humans have no clue how to reproduce, like shields, tractor beams, holodecks, holographic people. Some of this they independently discover/buy/reverse engineer by Kirk's time (shields, some tractor beams), some have to wait for Picard (holodecks), some have to wait for that mewling, whining weakling Janeway (holographic people).


      From what I can tell though, these aliens where otherwise on equal par with the Enterprise in terms of technology, the Enterprise staff was easily able to fix their stuff, which would not have been so if the alien's tech culture was way ahead of what the Enterprise team knew how to play around with. (remember the difficulties Scotty had when he went just from TOS to TNG? Imagine what He would have been like going from TOS to Voyager! Even if it is only another half generation or so of technological advances!)

      Not to mention the entire "Hollo emitters setup through entire ship. . ." thing.

      If they where like stupid "do this do that" Holograms (and the girl does admit that they have to follow her orders) then I could understand it, but the entire thing is screwed over when the old guy says that "They could joke, they could laugh, they where our friends"

      Joking and telling stories and such requires a very complex holomatrix. (I think that is what voyager called them, heh, whatever)

      Oh well, the entire show sucks any ways, no true moral or ethical dilemma have yet to show up, nor has the crew had to be anything /near/ creative. Quite frankly I liked Kirk's Universal Fuck Fest Filled Adventures far better, I think Kirk would've done a gal of /any/ color of the spectrum (err, oh wait, I think he HAS done a gal of every color of the spectrum!)

      TNG (until like the last few episodes) had great original plot lines with new ideas and topics that where not previously thought up of. Enterprise so far just has a bunch of humanoids running around occasionally tricking the Enterprise staff into giving them their help.

      (Ok that last sentence represents the dangers of pronouns, LOL!)

    11. Re:not what I would have liked to see by MonsterChicharo · · Score: 1

      Why, no, the intro is fine. I liked it. True, a new intro would be helpful for the next season, but so far it has been nice.

  25. Yesss! by vsprintf · · Score: 1

    You were trolling for something else?

  26. He's *30*?!? by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Funny
    [Checks birth certificate, counts on fingers]

    Oh fuck, I feel old. This is all I needed after finding my first grey hair last week.

    Overall, I suppose anything that makes the end film better is a Good Thing. Still, it sucks that it had to happen -- I can't imagine the weirdness of putting, what, 7 years of my life in as a particular character and then having my last chance to play him yanked out.

    At least Wil seems very grounded about it. Unless, of course, he just omitted some drinking-drug-and-wife-beatin' binge he went on after the end of the blog.

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    1. Re:He's *30*?!? by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

      Well, Apollo 18 through 21 got canned.:(

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    2. Re:He's *30*?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I can't imagine the weirdness of putting, what, 7 years of my life in as a particular character
      Well, 4 years and about 5 or 6 appearances over the next 3 years.

    3. Re:He's *30*?!? by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      I can't imagine the weirdness of putting, what, 7 years of my life in as a particular character and then having my last chance to play him yanked out

      I suppose. On the other hand, in the final season of ST:TNG, they promoted him to godhood , which might be an ego-rush.
    4. Re:He's *30*?!? by Golias · · Score: 4, Funny
      You raise a good point. Wheadon is quoting himself in the story, so it's the reaction that he remembers having.

      If Rick Berman had a blog (yea, right), who knows what his version of the story would be...

      So, when I gave him the bad news, he just went ballistic. "What!?" he shouted into the phone, "don't you know who the fuck I am? I'm Wesley Fucking Crusher, the only reason anybody watched your lame-ass fucking show! I will destroy you, Berman, along with everyone and everything you have ever loved! That's right, I'm on my way over right now to go all "Wolf 359" on your ass! I'm bigger than Star Trek! I'm bigger than all you pricks! You will rue the day when... Oh, wait... I gotta go. I think I just ran over some lady who was out walking her kid."
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    5. Re:He's *30*?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy Crap that's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    6. Re:He's *30*?!? by curunir · · Score: 2

      I suppose anything that makes the end film better is a Good Thing.

      Somehow I suspect that making cuts for time will only make the film better from the studio's point of view, not a fan's. From the studio's point of view, they want to make the movie as short as possible so that they can schedule more showings. I doubt your average trekkie would complain if the movie was 5 hours long (so long as it was a even numbered one...the odd ones should probably be shortened ;)

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    7. Re:He's *30*?!? by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      OMG, I laughed my ass off at that one!

      Seriously, when you are THAT pissed off, you really do need to take some "time out", talk to your pastor/counselor, and do whatever it takes to keep yourself from landing in jail. ;-)
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    8. Re:He's *30*?!? by Callamon · · Score: 1

      What makes me scratch my head is that his kid is turning 13.. That means he was conceived when Wil was only 17. So he conceived a kid when he was still Wesley???

    9. Re:He's *30*?!? by Vulture_ · · Score: 1
      On the other hand, in the final season of ST:TNG, they promoted him to godhood , which might be an ego-rush.
      Being able to move to and through "other planes of existence" does not imply godhood. Pretty close, though. I'm sure Q soiled himself when he found out about that. ;)
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  27. Can't they catch this sooner? by GuyMannDude · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe I'm being horribly naive or stupid or both but I can't understand how they managed to find 40+ minutes of unimportant material to cut out AFTER they've already filmed it! Shouldn't they be trimming stuff out of the story while they're refining the script? Whenever I write something I start by letting my ideas flow onto the paper (actually word processor). Then I make several passes through the story to make the logic and dialogue stronger. I also cut out non-essential stuff if I feel the story is too long. It's not difficult at all. Given how much money it costs to make a movie, shouldn't these guys in Hollywood work hard to make sure the script is really "tight" and there's no fluff in it BEFORE they start the shoot?

    As I said, I know nothing about the filmmaking business but the fact that they were able to find 40+ minutes of stuff they could cut out it sounds an awful lot to me like they didn't plan things very well and were just in a rush to get another poorly-thought-out Trek product to market.

    Insightful responses welcome...

    GMD

    1. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by Skyshadow · · Score: 2
      Well, in their defense, the script on paper and the actual filmed movie are usually only vaguely related.

      One of the guys I went to college with does post-production work. He was working on some effects for a effects-heavy movie (post-production isn't always post, interestingly) when the director and one of the actors sat down and rewrote the script, invalidating not only my friend's work of several months but several scenes that had already been shot.

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    2. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by Rahga · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ask anyone who has produced any sort of video media.... heck, even school projects. The big advantage to having a ton of extra footage that may get cut from the final version is that, in editing and post-production, the filmmakers have more power to make a film that will please audiences. Think about some of the past trekkie films... They shot extra junk like Scotty teaching the engineers how to make some sort of new polymer or whatnot. It's that type of work that gives a film it's character and the ability to connect to an audience. When you have more material to work with for a final cut, the odds are that the movie will be better for it, even if certain actors had their entire chunck of work aborted.

      One movie that didn't quite do this was "Not Another Teen Movie". Apparently they were able to spice up the ending by having Molly Ringwald do an extended cameo. This probably cost a significant chunk of change to reshoot when compared to the rest of the rest of the movie. Unfortunately, it resulted in replacing one crappy ending with a slightly more expensive crappy ending featuring star power.

    3. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 5, Informative
      My sole direct experience in the film industry is a few days working as an extra for the movie Copycat, which was my first foray into an ultimately futile attempt at an acting career. But I've also researched the filmmaking process in some detail, so that's not all I have to go on.

      Much of the shape of the final story is worked out in the editing process. Directors typically shoot not only extra scenes that may or may not make it into the final cut, but they might also shoot a half-dozen or so versions of each scene, each acted a bit differently. (Or lit, or with different angles, etc.) With so much raw material to work from, the editor and director can take the film in almost any direction they choose long after shooting is completed and without having to drag the actors back in front of the cameras.

      For a good example of what I'm talking about, go get the Big Trouble in Little China DVD. (As a /. reader you should own a copy of this film anyway, so if you don't have it you should buy it immediately or risk the loss of your nerd credentials.) Check out the deleted scenes, which include a number of alternate versions of scenes that actually appeared in the final cut. The director, John Carpenter, chose to make BTiLC a very fast-paced action-oriented film that almost never gives you a chance to take a breath. However, with the material at his disposal, he could have created a slower more dramatic film that was much more character-oriented.

      Part of the reason for this is because very often even an experienced director can't tell how a particular script is going to work until he actually sees it on film. All this extra material allows him to pick and choose among entire scenes and subtle re-interpretations of scenes until the film conveys exactly the effect he's aiming for. Other times, I think it's because the director honestly doesn't know what will work better or what final product he's going for, and all the extra footage allows him to defer that decision until he's in the editing booth.

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    4. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by Macrobat · · Score: 3, Informative
      If only it were that logical.

      In most Hollywood productions, the writer usually has little or no control over what finally makes it onto the screen. The producer can add or subtract anything he wants, because he's paying the bills. And producers don't revise for clarity or coherence, they make business decisions. (Well, most. Some break this mold, but they're usually the writer/producer/director auteurs.)Directors and A-list stars also have enough clout to change things around, depending on what their contract says.

      Also, stuff that looks good on paper or in the mind's eye might not be practical to shoot (for whatever reasons), or just not look as good when it comes out. Someone might decide that the odd Gilbert & Sullivan reference was just a little too cute to be the crucial clue that solves the puzzle, or that the attacking mushroom people looked cool, but not cool enough to divert the Enterprise to their homeworld.

      That's not to say what gets cut just to make it PG-13. Take one exploding head out, and you might have to rewrite every scene that character was in.

      So a writer who's aware of that will add stuff that will make a four-hour movie, knowing that not all of it will be shot, and knowing that not all of it that gets shot will make it past the cutting floor. When you get down to it, the plot is almost like the music, in that composers don't write symponies for movies, they write themes and bits that can be inserted into the movie at numerous points. The long and the short of it is, draft screenplays are almost always different, and often radically so, from the final product.

      (P.S., didn't I read somewhere that Lucas rewrote the light saber fight between Obi-wan and Vader after shooting had begun? The original had him survive, and Guinness fought against having him sacrifice himself. Of course, George is one who'll rewrite a movie twenty years after releasing it, so maybe that's not the best example.)

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    5. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by sasami · · Score: 2, Insightful

      From a technical standpoint, you always have much more footage than will be used in the final cut. This is called the "shooting ratio" and is usually 6:1 or 8:1 or more. 3:1 is considered very low, while some very unusual movies (like Apocalypse Now) ended up being more like 100:1.

      From an aesthetic standpoint, it's impossible to tell beforehand how all the parts of the movie will come together. There has to be a lot of leeway for postproduction to make adjustments. Walter Murch tells of a scene that he decided at length to omit. Coppola, the director, agreed with the cut but mentioned (with some regret) that the deleted scene was one of the reasons that he made the movie. Coppola didn't think anything more of it, but Murch took this lesson to heart: scenes may serve purposes other than simply "being in the film." In this case, the scene served as context, backstory, and inspiration to the director, and as such it probably influenced every other shot that was filmed.

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    6. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by Golias · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Some directors, like the guy who made "Amilie", carefully story-board and prep before filming, and end up getting a film that is almost exactly the length that they want.

      Most directors don't do it that way, though. They film lots and lots of extra footage, even some scenes that have overlapping dialogue and plot exposition. That way, when they get to post-production, they can chose to the clips that came out the best, and dump scenes where the director doesn't like the final product without losing the narrative.

      If you watch the deleted scenes in a lot of DVD's, this process becomes a little more obvious.

      The Jabba scene that Lucas put back into Star Wars for the "special edition" is a classic example. The conversation is almost word-for-word the same as the one that Han had with Greedo. When it was originally filmed, Jabba was played by a fat guy in a fir coat, and Lucas didn't care for it, so he chose the Greedo showdown instead to reveal the Han Solo subplot (owes money to gangsters for dumping his contraband on a recent job). Personally, I think Lucas never should have put it back in; but having done so, he should have cut the Greedo scene. Instead, he kept both scenes, which slowed down the movie, and ruined the Greedo scene by adding a first shot by Greedo before Han killed him, convincing Star Wars fans everywhere that George Lucas's mind has finally broken.

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    7. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Damn, you! I haven't seen "Not Another Teen Movie" yet, and now you ruined the ending for me!

      Just kidding. It's never a crime to reveal the end of a shitty movie. By the way, those of you who have not seen Sum Of All Fears, when Jack Ryan is unable to reach the president and concince him that the Russians don't want a war (both sides were being duped by neo-nazis who nuked Baltimore during the Superbowl and made it seem like the Russians did it), he tells the whole story to the Russians and gets them to stand down first. In the end, everybody is happy, in spite of the Baltimorectomy which also killed off Morgan Freeman.

      As I was saying, giving away the ending of a shitty movie, no big deal.

    8. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      Yeah! And while they're at it, why don't all those programmers just not put all those bugs in the software in the first place?

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    9. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by osu-neko · · Score: 1
      Hmmm. I know a lot of authors, especially series authors, write tons of material that never actually makes it into any book in the series. Backstory, stuff that happened to major characters in childhood or just long before the story begins, etc. I suspect it helps to contribute to a feeling that the characters didn't just pop into existence for this one story -- there's history and background, things about them you don't know, stuff that happened "off camera". I imagine a good movie also has a lot of this. I'm sure it isn't necessary, but it's probably helpful to do. Extra scenes that never make the movie serve the same function for movies that this extra, unpublished material serves for good novels...

      OTOH, I know jack-didly-squat about movie making. But it seems a likely story...

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    10. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by noewun · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Because movie making is not like writing a story. Specifically, you never know what a movie will look like until you get it into post-production, because before that it's just too large of an undertaking to hold together in your head. Once in post, you see things - how an actor did a scene, how a camera angle captured a shot, etc. - which can change how the movie works. You put all this together in a rough cut, and then you edit some more.

      Look at it this way: the post production process is the movie version of revisions. When I write my work tends to get tighter and tighter as I go along, which involves a lot of the delete button. All the scraps which end up in the cutting room floor are the movie version of the delete button.

      FYI, rule of thumb for a feature film is to shoot for a 6:1 ratio, which means you shoot six feet of film for every foot you end up using. Some directors (George Lucas comes to mind) are known for shooting 10:1.

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    11. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by noewun · · Score: 1
      Everyone storyboards.

      Everyone also shoots ar least 6:1.

      The two are not related.

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    12. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by azzy · · Score: 1

      Because they all need to keep their job at code maintenance.... it's easy to slowly take out the bugs you deliberatly put there... and you get paid for all that time.... hmmm.. delicious!!!

    13. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by StarFace · · Score: 2

      Another DVD that is really beneficial from this angle is 12 Monkeys. Terry Gilliam and crew put a rather long series of documentaries on the post production process of the film. They talk in depth about the very process you've described. Flavoring scenes by using different cuts with different qualities. Quite often, the same scene will use different cuts, because one of the actors really did something excellent, while something else fell flat.

      Another thing this DVD did that I haven't seen on any other is actual footage they took of themselves, the key individuals behind the movie, before and after the first screening of the movie. The intense emotion, exhaustion, and waiting for the cards to come back in. Will they like the movie? Will they hate it? At one point, Terry whips out a bunch of pens and just starts doodling on a drafting board as he thinks out loud to the rest of the group. It's a really candid experience.

      It gives a lot of insight into the post production, and how the editor is by far, usually one of the most understated careers in the business.

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    14. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      Whenever I write something I start by letting my ideas flow onto the paper (actually word processor). Then I make several passes through the story to make the logic and dialogue stronger. I also cut out non-essential stuff if I feel the story is too long. It's not difficult at all.


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    15. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by DarkGamer · · Score: 1

      I've seen a lot of the DVD's with deleted scenes to understand why scenes were cut. If the pacing of the movie suffers, so does your enjoyment of watching it. Editors cut things out of movies. It's thier job.

      I have known enough editors to see that thier job isn't always easy, but a lot of thought and time does go into it. If he took out 40 minutes without hurting the flow, cool. (It's just too bad for Whil that they got his hopes up)

    16. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by Flakeloaf · · Score: 1

      Some directors, like the guy who made "Amilie", carefully story-board and prep before filming, and end up getting a film that is almost exactly the length that they want.

      Compare this against most Hong Kong action cinema, where films usually take longer to watch than they did to shoot.

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    17. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by Scareduck · · Score: 2
      Given how much money it costs to make a movie, shouldn't these guys in Hollywood work hard to make sure the script is really "tight" and there's no fluff in it BEFORE they start the shoot?
      Er, no. The short answer is that this is why production is moving to Canada -- nobody knows how to make movies, but everybody wants to be a producer.
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    18. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by acroyear · · Score: 2

      Related to this is Gilliam's Brazil, where the American studio/distributor released their own edit that was almost an hour shorter than Gilliam's cut, substantially changing much of the mood and especially the ending. The criterion collection dvd is a 3 disc set that includes Gilliam's full cut, the documentary "The Battle of Brazil" on the fights with the studio, and the studio's 90 minute edit with commentary by the author of said documentary, describing how the edits changed the film.

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    19. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by Zigg · · Score: 2

      When it was originally filmed, Jabba was played by a fat guy in a fir coat...

      I didn't see a walking Christmas tree in the cut scenes. Which edition do you have?

    20. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by cobar · · Score: 2

      The most awful part of the Jabba scene was that he didn't look like Jabba. Since Jabba ended up being about the same size as the actor in the fur coat, he's way too small. And not lounging in his chair he seems really out of place.

      I have the same complaint with the dancing alien in Jabba's palace. They took what was an amusing scene and replaced the 70's-ish music and human actor with a crappy CGI alien that's too obviously computer generated, dancing to stupid music...

      Mark Hamill apparently was quoted way back in '82 with saying that if George Lucas could replace actors with digital characters he would.

    21. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by operagost · · Score: 1

      Guinness though the film was horrible, and insisted that his character be killed off. Ironically, he agreed to return in the next two episodes as a ghost. That made me lose some respect for him.

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    22. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by zmalone · · Score: 2, Informative

      The guy in the fur coat was digitally replaced by a computer generated Jabba. I recall seeing something about it in a "Making Of" type special, they ended up having Han step on his tail because the original actor (in the suit) wouldn't have been standing there, but Jabba took more room.

    23. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the extras for the Sixth Sense DVD, the director says that you must always be prepared to cut your favourate scene, if it doesn't fit in with the rest of the film.

    24. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by Yunzil · · Score: 2

      For a good example of what I'm talking about, go get the Big Trouble in Little China [imdb.com] DVD. (As a /. reader you should own a copy of this film anyway, so if you don't have it you should buy it immediately or risk the loss of your nerd credentials.)

      Well, that's much better than my plan of just buying movies that I liked and were good. :)

    25. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by Golias · · Score: 1

      The director of Amilie storyboarded almost every single shot, before production even started, so he knew exactly what he would and wouldn't use to make a standard-length movie. That's a little more extreme than most directors. Apparantly, he does all his films that way.

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  28. What a fine role model by Malc · · Score: 0, Troll

    "I returned the call late the next day from my car on my way home from work. I was driving along a narrow tree-lined street in Pasadena that I sometimes take when the traffic is heavy on the freeway."

    If he'd crashed in to one of those trees and died, I bet that 48 minutes would have been reinserted. It's about time talking on phones when driving was made illegal.

    1. Re:What a fine role model by DrVxD · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      > It's about time talking on phones when driving was made illegal.
      There are jurisdictions where it is.

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    2. Re:What a fine role model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Get a grip. I see plenty of people driving with children right there in the car with them, not muzzled or anything.

    3. Re:What a fine role model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What moron moderated this as a Troll - Insightful is more like it...

  29. How will this affect Enterprise? by cbuskirk · · Score: 1

    It has been my understanding that Wil would be in about a dozen or so episodes of Enterprise over the next 2 years. I was hearing he would be part of the whole Temporal Cold War storyline. I wonder if he will be getting cut from this too?

    1. Re:How will this affect Enterprise? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "It has been my understanding that Wil would be in about a dozen or so episodes of Enterprise over the next 2 years. I was hearing he would be part of the whole Temporal Cold War storyline. I wonder if he will be getting cut from this too? "

      So what you're really asking is 'How will the change of plot affect it's sequal?'.

      You're a Star Wars fan, arentcha? :)

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    2. Re:How will this affect Enterprise? by Liquid(TJ) · · Score: 1

      That was totally an April Fool's joke! The confession's on his site somewhere.

  30. Does this mean... by DrVxD · · Score: 2

    ...Wil need to update his FAQ?

    Will you be in any of the movies?
    I sure will. Look for me in Star Trek X (Star Trek OSX.1, if youre a Mac user) .

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    1. Re:Does this mean... by Anonymous+Cowtard · · Score: 1

      Yeah... looks like his best bet to reprise the role of Wesley is now in "Star Trek XXX (Hot Alien Babes Unbound!)"

    2. Re:Does this mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah but the only ones who would buy that are faggot pasty white slashdot fanboys who stand around and circle jerk on his production photos.

  31. Re:If I cloned myself, I could say "I'm with stupi by King+of+the+World · · Score: 1
  32. To Will by xinu · · Score: 2
    Sorry bout Nemesis. :( It's a shame it wasn't more directly related to the plot. But I gotta admit, I hated what was done with your character in ST:TNG though. But until the day I die 'Stand By Me' will be one of my all time favorite movies

    And I have to admit, with you hanging out amongst the throngs of hardcore geeks I have to respect some of your hobbies also. ;)

    You'll always have the jerks that will associate you directly with that character for years to come, but your number one in my book man.

    1. Re:To Will by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And think of it this way, Wil.

      You're having a bit part cut out of just another star trek movie, but you have a fairly entertaining and well known website, some great hobbies and interests and lots of side projects going on.

      On the other hand, you have Jonathan Frakes (who I like, actually) who's last big deal was hosting that lame "Beyond Belief" show where they make up stories that are completely false and then makeup stories that are based very loosely on "reported incidents" that probably don't resemble the truth by any means and then asks the audience to decide "is the ghost haunting the stop watch fact or fiction?"...

      No disrespect to Mr. Frakes.. but oh man... It's too bad you're married because you could use the "hey, baby, I was on star trek" thing to get some really hot 20-something chicks. I would be all over that action. In fact, I may just do that... I am about 300lbs and six foot tall and look like a biker, but I could probably pull off the "hey, chickie... my names Wil Wheaton" thing...!

  33. Anyone read further down in the article? by spun · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    He puts in a good plug for Lindows and Mandrake. The article itself is great, Wil seems like a fellow who hasn't let Hollywood go to his head. Kudos for not putting your happiness in the hands of others, Wil.

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  34. Star Trek Generations cut footage by PeteyG · · Score: 1

    DVD extras make me feel a lot safer about this, meaning that I'll be able to see the extra scenes one day. Unless Paramount releases a bare-bones DVD release like they have most of the other Trek movies. Hopefully by the time Nemesis is released on DVD, they wil have finished the other 9 Trek movies in special edition format, and be able to release a quality version of Nemesis right away!

    In the meantime, why not enjoy some cut footage from Trek movies-past? Ceti Alpha has some loq-quality-video scenes from Star Trek Generations that didn't make the final cut. Definately worth a look (even though there was no Wesley Crusher/Wil Wheaton in Generations). Happy Trekking!

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  35. It's too bad. by farrellj · · Score: 2

    I mean, the guy called him "kid".

    Do you not think that Trekkers & Trekkies would gladly sit through 3 hours...heck they would probably sit through 4 hours! Look at the first Movie...nothing can be as boring as that...and it made a great deal of money!

    Speaking as a Trekker myself, I would gladly sit thorugh 3 hours of good action, story, etc to be in the Trek Universe on a big screen with a super sound system. And I think that I would love to see a resolution of Wil's charactor from the Trek universe...

    ttyl
    Farrell

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    1. Re:It's too bad. by geekoid · · Score: 2

      trekkies will watch 3-4 hour, no problem, but they alread have the trekies. If the cut it to 90 minutes, how many trekkies won't go? 0
      how many non trekkies wont go to a 3-4 hour movie? most of them.

      Finally, I'd like to slap the first person who started using 'trekker' to describe trekkies.
      sheesh.

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    2. Re:It's too bad. by farrellj · · Score: 2

      As someone who is been in STrek fandom since 1977, we have had something similar to the problem Hackers have had. Trekkies were the childish, "Oh, wow, Spock has Pointed Ears!", while Trekkers were the people putting out the fanzines, doing the letter campains, running the conventions and generally doing all the creative stuff. Calling a Trekkie a Trekker is like calling a Cracker a Hacker.

      As for slapping the first "Trekker", Look up Bjo Trimble, a person you probablly don't know who she is. Look up who she is, and be humbled.

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    3. Re:It's too bad. by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 2

      Calling a Trekkie a Trekker is like calling a Cracker a Hacker.

      Exactly -- the distinction is only important to the people who invented it and is generally regarded as laughable by everyone else.

    4. Re:It's too bad. by Kenneth · · Score: 2

      Do you not think that Trekkers & Trekkies would gladly sit through 3 hours...heck they would probably sit through 4 hours! Look at the first Movie...nothing can be as boring as that...and it made a great deal of money!

      Speaking as a Trekker myself, I would gladly sit thorugh 3 hours of good action, story, etc to be in the Trek Universe on a big screen with a super sound system. And I think that I would love to see a resolution of Wil's charactor from the Trek universe...


      Get the novel.

      But to answer your point, the pressure to keep a movie under 2 hours comes not from moviegoers, but from cinemas. They want to be able to run a movie every two hours. That's why most movies are only 90-100 minutes long. Sometimes special movies can go over that without too much problem, but as far s most moviegoers are concerned, this just isn't that special, so you get a shorter movie.

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    5. Re:It's too bad. by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 2
      But to answer your point, the pressure to keep a movie under 2 hours comes not from moviegoers, but from cinemas.

      Nope, you're wrong, it comes from the movie-goers. The last movie I saw was Minority Report. It was over two hours long because Speilburg can get away with it, but for the last twenty minutes or so, all I could think about was how much I needed to go to the bathroom.

    6. Re:It's too bad. by IndependentVik · · Score: 0

      That's why movies > 2 hours need a freaking intermission.

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    7. Re:It's too bad. by Vulture_ · · Score: 1
      Trekkies were the childish, "Oh, wow, Spock has Pointed Ears!"
      How about "idiot"?
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    8. Re:It's too bad. by Vulture_ · · Score: 1
      for the last twenty minutes or so, all I could think about was how much I needed to go to the bathroom.
      You don't need to constrain the movie's length to deal with that. Just throw in an intermission or two. Why is this never done with movies?
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    9. Re:It's too bad. by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 2
      Trekkies were the childish, "Oh, wow, Spock has Pointed Ears!", while Trekkers were the people putting out the fanzines, doing the letter campains, running the conventions and generally doing all the creative stuff.

      There's a difference? They're both infatuated with a ridiculous, unbelievable, boring, asinine series.

      Calling a Trekkie a Trekker is like calling a Cracker a Hacker.

      No, it's like calling a cracker a script kiddie.

  36. Personally, when it comes on DVD... by Rahga · · Score: 2

    I have a feeling we might see a deleted Wesly scene.... Hell, this may be one of the first DVDs that includes deleted scenes that aren't complete wastes of time.

  37. I am a trekkie. (trekker, whatever) by MarvinMouse · · Score: 1

    Heck, I even have a book signed by Wil Wheaton himself.i have the posters, I have a ton of Star Trek stuff.

    But to be honest, I was also among the people who used to kid about killing Wesley off early in the series. I never liked the guy, but that didn't turn me off from the actor... until his infamous showing the the Weakest Link. Anyone who saw that will agree with me. I am hoping that's not really how he is, but man, its so hard to shake that image of him being a total jerk. I was just kidding about it before that point when we talked about Wesley.

    <Rant>

    And, the other thing that has disappointed me about the Star Trek world is how everything got so good with section 31, and some of the really excellent concepts brought up in the last couple of seasons of DS9 and VOY. Yet, it's all gone. Hopefully this movie will bring back some of it.

    Oh yeah, and a good idea for a series. Something about Section 31. That would be really cool.

    <\Rant>

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    1. Re:I am a trekkie. (trekker, whatever) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because, even though it's a blatant and terrible plot device to use, the Men-in-black motif just won't die :P

    2. Re:I am a trekkie. (trekker, whatever) by NotAnotherReboot · · Score: 2

      From his website's FAQ:

      Hey, I watched Weakest Link. What was that all about?

      Heh. Well, see, Weakest Link is all about making people look bad, and making Anne Robinson look good. I thought that I'd have fun with her, by being even ruder and more offensive than she is. I thought the best way to accomplish this, would be to play a condescending A-hole.

      Mission. Accomplished. >:-)

    3. Re:I am a trekkie. (trekker, whatever) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the jury is still out on who the biggest assholes are - the people who appear on shows like the weakest link or the people who watch them.

    4. Re:I am a trekkie. (trekker, whatever) by MarvinMouse · · Score: 2

      Actually, the first and only time I watched it was when the Star Trek characters were on it.

      Proof how much a trekkie I am.

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    5. Re:I am a trekkie. (trekker, whatever) by Latent+IT · · Score: 2

      I have to say. If you're an actor, being on a gameshow is one of the few times a majority of your fans can see you when you're not being completely spoonfed what to say, and how to say it.

      (I considered talk shows, but they spoonfeed you the general stuff. Promote the movie, smile, say it was a challenging but fun project... there's a reason they all sound the same.)

      So, with that being said, perhaps he shouldn't have been such a cock-boy. Is cock-boy hyphenated?

    6. Re:I am a trekkie. (trekker, whatever) by hitzroth · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is cock-boy hyphenated?

      I don't know. Is anal-retentive?

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    7. Re:I am a trekkie. (trekker, whatever) by Kredal · · Score: 2
      There's a four book cross-over series that goes into Section 31 in quite a bit of detail...

      It starts here.. Cloak(TOS) and moves on to Rogue(TNG), Abyss(DS9), and Shadow(VOY). Pretty good reading, and shows that the Federation has a dark underside...

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    8. Re:I am a trekkie. (trekker, whatever) by WNight · · Score: 2

      What was the weakest link thing? I didn't hear anything about it, let alone good or bad.

  38. Berman is the big turkey of the Galaxy! by Snaller · · Score: 1

    ... and that's not a good thing!

    Oh well, perhaps he'll give him a role on Enterprise

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  39. Patterns by GuyMannDude · · Score: 3, Funny
    Star Trek I: hot bald chick
    Star Trek II: ugly space skanks (what happened to those hot chicks from "Space Seed"?)
    Star Trek III: better looking Savek
    Star Trek IV: cute but annoying whale-lovin' chick
    Star Trek V: sexy muscular Klingon chick
    Star Trek VI: boring, regal chick in charge of conference
    Star Trek VII: Whoopi Goldberg, ugh
    Star Trek VIII: creepy-looking overconfident Borg chick
    Star Trek IX: beautiful mature quail who says one too many "live life to its fullist"-style quotes.

    I dunno, I'm not seeing much of a pattern here....

    GMD
    1. Re:Patterns by Ikari+Gendo · · Score: 1
      Star Trek VI: boring, regal chick in charge of conference

      You forgot the shapeshifter. Exotic model. Iman. You know? Kisses Kirk? "What IS it with you anyway?"

  40. Buy Wil Wheaton stuff, help the needy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The Wil Wheaton Joy of Tech Comic available to buy and profits will be donated to Wil Wheaton and his wife Anne's Avon Breast Cancer 3-Day Walk.

    1. Re:Buy Wil Wheaton stuff, help the needy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, that is cool. Way to go!

      Um, can Wil please make that movie!!

  41. Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Style Revenge by xinu · · Score: 2
    I think Will should go to each and every one of the people on here that have bad mouthed him and show up at their house and beat the crap out of em. Jay and Silent Bob style.

    Youz guys are in so much trouble now.

    1. Re:Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Style Revenge by JayAndSilentBob · · Score: 2, Funny

      Will, youse just give me and silent bob your phone number, address, bank numbers and some time with your fine-ass wife and we'll beat the shit out of anyone you want. Snoogans.

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  42. who cares? by Neotrantor · · Score: 1

    he's not been around scince what? season 4 or 5? i'm more interested in that it looks like troy is gonna get sucked out and the scene in the trailer with data jumping to a broken half of a ship.

  43. Re:If I cloned myself, I could say "I'm with stupi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Er, pardon my ignorance, but who is Wil Wheaton?

    Ya see, this is the kind of question you get when you let people with UIDs over 600k post. Not to mention ACs...

  44. Wesley and his new Crush...er... by MsGeek · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Linux-Mandrake 8.2 is a completely separate distro from Lindows. Lindows is non-free subscription-ware. Mandrake is not my favorite distro right now but it "plays by the rules" of free-as-in-speech software. So does Lycoris which is my current favorite of the "Linux for Tyros" distros. I do my heavy lifting in Red Hat 7.3, though.

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    1. Re:Wesley and his new Crush...er... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean that he moved from Lindows to Mandrake, not that the distros are related.

  45. MOD PARENT UP, PLEASE by GuyMannDude · · Score: 2, Funny

    If he'd crashed in to one of those trees and died, I bet that 48 minutes would have been reinserted. It's about time talking on phones when driving was made illegal.

    Not only would his footage have been restored (although the entire 48 minutes wasn't about him), the movie would have been dedicated to him as well. And we'd have to sit and listen to the other cast members praise/remember him on talk shows.

    I second your call for making driving while phoning illegal. You need to make a cell-phone call? Pull off to the side of the road and talk. When you're ready to dedicate your attention to driving, come back and join the rest of us on the roads!

    GMD

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP, PLEASE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there are pasengers in your car, do you require they not speak to you while you drive?

      Do you pull off to the side of the road to change the radio station or change CD's?

      It sure would be a safer place if those were laws.

      You should pull off to the side of the road if you in any way cannot give 100% attention to the road. When you're finally ready to really dedicate your attention to driving, come back and join the rest of us on the roads!

      Or at least, you should describe why talking on a hands-free telephone set in your car is any more distracting than either of those two activities.

      Hell, describe why talking on a not-hands-free set is really any different, too.

    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP, PLEASE by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      What a bunch of crap. I've been a ham for 12 years and I've done things more diffucult then talking on a cell phone while driving down the road (like tuning up a hf transciever). The key is to know how to balance your attention. It also helps to have equipment that you can use while driving down the road - like headsets and external speakers.

      I've never even come close to having an accident - and I drive a manual shift car.

      Then again I've seen blonde haired suv driving maniacs who I think are more of a threat to road safety then any cell phone. Maybe doing your makeup while driving down the road should be banned? (oh wait - I think it is most everywhere, just no one enforces it).

    3. Re:MOD PARENT UP, PLEASE by Malc · · Score: 1

      Talking on the phone is different to talking to people in the car. It requires more concentration. And, the people in the car also react to the surroundings and what the driver is doing, such as pausing at times when the driver isn't concentrating on other things. Hands-free phones are only marginally better than the non-hands free ones. I would say they're almost comparable concentration-wise to having two children in the backseat fighting - and I remember several occasions when we almost made my dad crash.

    4. Re:MOD PARENT UP, PLEASE by geekoid · · Score: 2

      so your saying he should fake his death?
      that would be funny.
      Premier night he shows up.. hehe

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    5. Re:MOD PARENT UP, PLEASE by mrscott · · Score: 1

      This argument is getting tiring. So many other activities are so much more dangerous than talking on the phone. When people are fighting or something n the phone where it is emotional and definitely distracting then yeah -- pull over. People eat, drink, freakin' READ, smoke, change CDs, put down windows, write notes, put on make up, change radio stations, change gears, adjust their seats and a whole host of other things in their cars. All of it is potentially distracting, but no one is calling for it to be outlawed. I don't do it often and NEVER in heavy traffic (nor do I change stations, CDs, etc in heavy traffic), but I do chat on my cell phone when on long stretches of highway to help keep me alert. Oxymoron? No -- just a fact.

    6. Re:MOD PARENT UP, PLEASE by UberNerd · · Score: 1

      Wow! A driving ham! That's even more impressive than a jackass driving and talking on his little walkie-talkie!

    7. Re:MOD PARENT UP, PLEASE by Malc · · Score: 1

      Just because people do that, doesn't make it okay. In fact, you could be charged in some places: http://www.detr.gov.uk/roads/roadsafety/hc/12.shtm l. Look under rules 126 and 128. I think the note on the Road Traffic Act sects. 2 & 3 is referring to reckless driving, and careless and inconsiderate driving. And of course, there is this rather ridiculous story about a woman who was charged with not being in charge of her vehicle.

      At the end of the day, every motorist is responsible for trying to drive as safely and considerately as possible. What other people do is not of concern and shouldn't be used as an excuse. Anything different is the sign of a bad driver. Driving is a priviledge, not a right.

  46. Be nice. by MaxVlast · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What the hell is wrong with people? Wesley wasn't a bad character. He had his annoying moments (largely in the earlier years,) and I'm not entirely certain I ever believed he was as brilliant as the scripts made him out to be, but he was a reasonable part of the show.

    And Wil Wheaton isn't Wesley Crusher. He's a seemingly levelheaded, decent guy. I wish people could get past their hangups and insecurities and be nice people.

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    1. Re:Be nice. by Kenshin · · Score: 2

      I can honestly say Wil is a nice guy. I met him in person on day, made an innocent joke at his expense, and shook his hand.

      The smile never left his face.

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    2. Re:Be nice. by rossz · · Score: 4, Informative

      I worked with Wil many years ago. He was spending some time at the Renaissance Pleasure Faire as a boothie. I was running the Seadogs. We did a few gigs at his expense and he took it with a smile.

      It's unfortunate the writers for ST:TNG were idiots and did a lot of stupid things with his character, but that wasn't under his control. He had basically two choices, live with it or quit. Would you quit a high paying job on Star Trek because you didn't like the direction your character was going? Hell no! I would have been happy to play any sort of character just to get on Star Trek.

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    3. Re:Be nice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll reply to this as it was the first. I don't like the character he plays, but as you point out Wil is not Wesley. What does bother me that despite his love for Star Trek he calls the fans Trekkies, not Trekkers.

    4. Re:Be nice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell is wrong with people? Wesley wasn't a bad character. He had his annoying moments (largely in the earlier years,) and I'm not entirely certain I ever believed he was as brilliant as the scripts made him out to be, but he was a reasonable part of the show.

      No, that character was extremely annoying and was created to appeal to the 10-16 year old boys. When they smarted-up and got Seven on the show, that demographic was locked-in.

      Neelix is also a waste of celluloid. Most underrated was the doctor.

    5. Re:Be nice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't stand a bit good-natured jesting?

    6. Re:Be nice. by Geyzer60 · · Score: 1
      Eh... I'm sick of the child genious characters. They really piss me off. You wouldn't see a 16 year old navigating an aircraft carrier would you?

      Damned Doogie Howser M.D. want to be's.

  47. A driving instructors nightmare by superpeach · · Score: 1


    I returned the call late the next day from my car on my way home from work. I was driving along a narrow tree-lined street in Pasadena that I sometimes take when the traffic is heavy on the freeway.

    Children played on bikes and jumped rope in the growing shadows of the July afternoon. The street was stained a beautiful orange by the setting sun.

    A narrow road, children playing on bikes, sun probably shining in your eyes (like it always seems to at that time), and theres you on a phone.. you bad bad man ;)

  48. Could this be an indication by byran+lei · · Score: 0

    Of just how much of a *dog* {woof,woof} this movie is going to be.

    Too bad they won't bring Khan back from wherever he is to hunt down Kirk. Can't you hear Khan ranting at Picard "What do you mean Kirk's dead?! Kirk isn't dead untill *I* say he is!!! Khan then proceeds to blow Picard and the Enterprise Whatever out of space, and then does the same with Starfleet,Klingons,Romulans and anyone stupid enough to get in his way,all the while screaming "YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME,KIRK!!!"

    1. Re:Could this be an indication by jx100 · · Score: 1

      Uh, in case you forgot, Khan was right next to the Genesis device right when it exploded. If you want him back, you're gonna have to put him back together yourself.

    2. Re:Could this be an indication by Noel · · Score: 2

      There's nothing that can't be reversed with time travel or alternate universes...the ultimate plot extrication tools! :(

  49. That's way, way harsh by Rogerborg · · Score: 2

    He had one scene. They cut it.

    I mean, that's pretty much a cameo. It's not as though there's never been one shoehorned into a Trek film for any other actor before, right?

    Was this decision taken by someone who actually gives a damn about what Trek fans want, who understands that we love to be thrown a little treat every so often? Or was it taken by a self important accountant-slash-IP-lawyer wearing a straggly pony tail and trying to pass himself off as one of the creative crew?

    It's not as though they couldn't read the script and do some basic storyboarding to work out how long the thing was going to be. Harsh, harsh cut.

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  50. Trekkies: GTFU!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, have any of you ever had sex with a woman?

    --William Shatner

  51. It's not just this movie by OblongPlatypus · · Score: 2

    This happens to lots of movies, and many of them turn out great despite (or even because of) the cuts. Witness The Gladiator, which had at least 40 minutes cut out. (Most of those scenes appeared on the DVD btw.) Not to mention LoTR: FoTR, which will have 30 minutes of previously cut material reinserted for the DVD in November.

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    1. Re:It's not just this movie by silentbozo · · Score: 2

      This was 40 minutes cut from the inital rough cut. There are probably hours, if not days of footage that were actually shot. Only the best of the day's shoots are actually sent to the editor, and of those only a portion make it to the final cut. Actors don't nail scenes on the first try, stuff gets rewritten, buildings get blown up (ie, WTC) so they have to cut scenes with them as not to offend people, executives/audiences don't like the first cut, stuff has to get trimmed to fit music, etc.

      Now with this said, some directors are tighter than others - Spielberg storyboards his films, essentially editing before he shoots. Other directors go out into the field and don't even have shot lists, and end up just chewing through raw stock trying to make the film up as they go along.

      Would it be cheaper to do it Spielberg's way? Hell yes! Every minute while the crew is standing around waiting for the director to make up his mind about what to shoot and how to shoot it is expensive time. Every can of film represents an investment in time to set up a shot, load and unload the camera, break down and set up, lighting, and prop rentals. Loading and unloading alone can take up to 20 minutes, and even if you're shooting 1000' of film, that's only about 11 minutes of footage that's going to get spent on retakes.

      Lucas saved a shitload of time using tape on EP2, though he probably should have spent that extra time rewriting his script and rehearsing his actors. Better technology doesn't necessarily make for better films.

    2. Re:It's not just this movie by mr_walrus · · Score: 1

      >stuff gets rewritten, buildings get blown up (ie, WTC)
      >so they have to cut scenes with them as not to offend people

      what seriously offends me is rewriting history
      and acting as if the WTC never existed. i'd rather
      see people going out of their way to imortalize and show the WTC at every possible opportunity.

      sticking head into sand is NOT respect, it's neurosis.

    3. Re:It's not just this movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Indeed, but it was a bit close to the actual event (I presume you mean Spiderman). You can understand some folks might be upset and that will affect the profitability of the movie. Which is why it was made in the first place!

      It's not respect; it's self centered greed pretending to be respect. Which is worse if you ask me...

  52. ST:N will suck. by Lethyos · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That's pretty bold, given that I have only seen the trailer, but here's why I think it'll be bad.

    First, the trailer makes it out to have wanna-be horror elements. It's too dark for StarTrek; even First Contact and other encounters with the Borg (by far, the most powerful enemy the Federation knows) are nowhere near as intense. If it hadn't been for familiar characters, I would have said that the trailer was for a budget-hyped Babylon5 episode from the Shadows series.

    Second, it seems too action oriented. Yes, we all love the StarTrek blow-up-the-other-ship action. If done well, battles are good and add a lot to the story (DS9 had a few episodes with epic battle scenes with Cards - incredibly cool). This movie just seems to have lots of fighting action without meaningful substance. There's also this ATV with guns driving around on rough terrain, then later jumping into another vehicle much better suited for transportation. That makes little sense to me (I can see arguments, but why?)

    My third reason will get me flamed by all the horny geeks out there. The movie appears to have an explicit sex scene. While sex between two characters had been implied frequently in the past, it was never explicitly shown. This destroys an element of the StarTrek universe that I've always found charming: it's always had a childish innocence. A fun element. This kind of subject matter seems to turn ST into a different animal. (This reason is purely subjective.)

    Fourth and last, all this spooky, "don't fear..." nonsense that just seems way to ominous to be believable (and quite cheesy - I laught when that bald guy says that in the trailer). This sort of ties into part of reason one. Again, the movie is trying to be something StarTrek isn't.

    Overall, I get the strong impression that Rick Berman is not targeting geeks, but rather, the mainstream gun/sex/action oriented entertainment. "Blow stuff up and fuck the girl!" That seems great in a lot of ways, but I've always turned to ST for entertainment of a more intellectual sort.

    Rick Berman is pulling a Lucas and not staying loyal to the fans.

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    1. Re:ST:N will suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Star Trek began sucking the day after Gene died. The plot went from being intellectual and on the moral high ground to nothing more then 90210 in space. I agree with you on the explicit sex... I enjoy it as much as the next guy (probably more) but its betraying what ST was about. I'm hoping Gene is not somewhat up there depressed to see what they did with his show.

    2. Re:ST:N will suck. by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 3, Informative
      While sex between two characters had been implied frequently in the past, it was never explicitly shown. This destroys an element of the StarTrek universe that I've always found charming: it's always had a childish innocence.
      I agree with you on the explicit sex... I enjoy it as much as the next guy (probably more) but its betraying what ST was about. I'm hoping Gene is not somewhat up there depressed to see what they did with his show.

      Anyone who has watched TOS back when Gene was running things knows that he considered Star Trek a "Space Western" and he went on-record in multiple interviews as saying that he hated the TV censors and tried to sneak past them as much material as possible. Original fans will also note Kirk's green bellydancer lovefest, and the harem girls he slept with (all of them?) and so on. TOS was violent, sexual, and campy. Gene chafed against the restrictions. I'm tired of the Johnny-come-lately's suggesting that Gene would hate foul language or sex or action scenes. Ugh.

    3. Re:ST:N will suck. by Lethyos · · Score: 2

      Anyone who has watched TOS back when Gene was running things knows that he considered Star Trek a "Space Western" and he went on-record in multiple interviews as saying that he hated the TV censors and tried to sneak past them as much material as possible. Original fans will also note Kirk's green bellydancer lovefest, and the harem girls he slept with (all of them?) and so on. TOS was violent, sexual, and campy. Gene chafed against the restrictions. I'm tired of the Johnny-come-lately's suggesting that Gene would hate foul language or sex or action scenes. Ugh.

      Uhm, did you even read what you replied to before you got all hot headed? The following statement is true: "StarTrek has not show explicit sex". It has shown people in compromising positions, people bathing together (ST:TNG had the mudbaths, and ST:I had Dianna and Riker), Troy's mother, and so on. But it never had imagery of two people engaged in the act. The trailer showed a
      nude woman whose breasts were only obscured by the man laying on top of her, and they were obviously fucking. That level is a first for StarTrek and I think it is too much.

      Wrapping up the whole argument again, if I want to see explicit sex, lots of brain-dead killing/violence/etc, there's plenty of Kevin Costnor, Bruce Willis, Samuel Jackson, .... movies I can go see. I watch StarTrek because it's intelligent, thoughtful, and subtle.

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    4. Re:ST:N will suck. by horza · · Score: 2

      Rick Berman is pulling a Lucas and not staying loyal to the fans

      Hollywood producers aren't loyal to fans, they are loyal to the $. Business viewpoint: what's the point of making a great Star Trek movie and pleasing Star Trek fans, when you can repeat the mainstream dross which will pull in a chunk of the obedient masses AND will get the Star Trek fans in anyway just because it's "a Star Trek film"?

      ObMeToo: chalk me up for another that found the WC character annoying but now rates Will as a top cool guy/celeb.

      Phillip.

    5. Re:ST:N will suck. by PhxBlue · · Score: 2

      Overall, I get the strong impression that Rick Berman is not targeting geeks, but rather, the mainstream gun/sex/action oriented entertainment. "Blow stuff up and fuck the girl!" That seems great in a lot of ways, but I've always turned to ST for entertainment of a more intellectual sort.

      Then it wouldn't be that much different from the original Star Trek, if you think about it. Redshirts died in every episode, and they showed as much sexual tension as they could get away with at the time. I think anyone who remembers the series remembers Kirk kissing just about anything female that he came across, whether she was human or not.

      I don't see a problem with taking Star Trek into dark places. . . just like many mythological heroes faced a descent into the underworld and survived the ordeal, the characters of Trek must undergo the same. If anything, I think the series, and the characters, will be stronger for the experience.

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    6. Re:ST:N will suck. by Art+Tatum · · Score: 2
      That seems great in a lot of ways, but I've always turned to ST for entertainment of a more intellectual sort.

      Star Trek is intellectual? Wow. Have you ever read any Asimov or Larry Niven?

    7. Re:ST:N will suck. by kirkb · · Score: 1
      The movie appears to have an explicit sex scene


      Jeez, just because most ST fans are [still] virgins doesn't mean that the movies' characters are too!

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    8. Re:ST:N will suck. by ProfKyne · · Score: 2

      You can never make these sorts of assumptions based on the "feel" of a trailer, because often different trailers will be crafted with different moods and "feel"s. For instance, Home Alone was first marketed as a slapstick/comedy with goofy scenes of Caulkin running around with two thugs in the house, setting traps and such. After the movie went gangbusters in theaters, a second trailer was released that showed almost exclusively "touching" and "human" scenes with Caulkin missing his mom and family, her desperate attempts to return home to save him, and his non-action experiences in the movie (such as running the house for himself, walking around town, etc).

      Each of these trailers could have been for an entirely different movie, but they were really one and the same Home Alone. Often the earliest trailers for a film will be somewhat mysterious, with only hints about what the film will be about, then there will be the action-style "summer blockbuster" trailer, and then eventually if the movie does well a trailer will come out that pitches the movie as more intelligent than just action/explosions. None of these really tell you much about the movie's story, though.

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    9. Re:ST:N will suck. by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      Star Trek is intellectual? Wow. Have you ever read any Asimov or Larry Niven?

      Did you ever see the wretched orgy fest that was the movie Nightfall? By television and movie standards, Trek is intellectual. Some of the books are quite good. On the gripping hand, maybe you are equating hard SF with intellectual entertainment, but Asimov and Niven certainly haven't; several of the Robot series were more about human nature than the three + zeroith laws.

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    10. Re:ST:N will suck. by pythorlh · · Score: 1
      I had to read that in a SF class in high school. Good book. Of course, it kinda get's ruined when you have write an essay on how the "Brownie's" are the working underclass that are enslaved by the white Ambasadors.

      Note:

      I'm not giving the name of the book either, I feel like I'm playing alone here...
      Not that it isn't fun, anyway.

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  53. Who Cares about Star Trek? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wil, my carreer advice is to see if Peter Jackson needs anyone in LOTR:ROTK still. I think that's going to be a much better career move

    1. Re:Who Cares about Star Trek? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      I think all of the filming is done for the entire trillogy. I believe that Mr. Jackson did not want the characters to age inbetween films, and this cuts your risk of actor becoming famous between films and getting more money.

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  54. WHO is this guy? by sinserve · · Score: 1

    I personally did some research and I figure he is some sort of an actor, but
    at first, I had no idea who "Wil" was.

    But still, I have no idea WHY is he "News for nerds, stuff that matters". A little
    background on him would be good. I could have asked my clan-mate Junis, who is a real
    nerd, but he is busy compiling the new GCC on his commodore.

  55. It is all a marketing ploy by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 2

    I mean, how old is that guy now running the Romulan Empire? 12? Who you do think is going to defeat this cross between Peter Wiggum and Scott Evil? Data? Picard? Pshaw, as if.

    No way, it'll be the annoying little punk with phenominal cosmic powers (as taught by the Traveller).

    1. Re:It is all a marketing ploy by Zalgon+26+McGee · · Score: 2

      Nah, Ralph Wiggum, not Peter.

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  56. this is just dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    people who want to outlaw talking on a cellphoen while driving are fucking morons

    talking, putting on makeup, reaching around to take care of a baby/kids, getting dressed, drinking a soda/coffee and eating food have been statistically proven to be many *many* times more dangerous than simply talking on a cellphone. If you're going to make one illegal, beter make the rest illegal too.

    1. Re:this is just dumb by DrVxD · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      > If you're going to make one illegal, beter make the rest illegal too.
      Once again, in certain jurisdictions they are.

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    2. Re:this is just dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just hope for your sake that you dont get injured or killed by a fucking moron who cant control there car because they just had to use there phone right then. On second thoughts I do hope you get killed by a fucking moron who lost control of there car because they had to use there phone. One less fucking moron in the world - two if the driver kills themself to.

    3. Re:this is just dumb by Malc · · Score: 1

      And it's even worse when you're going to get bad news, even if you're expecting it. That's even more distracting.

    4. Re:this is just dumb by RadioTV · · Score: 1

      I would like to see the statics on that. Here is what I can find on using a cell phone.

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  57. *hugs fer Wil* by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Wil, you da man. Few people ever grow up to be as sound a person as you've had to become. Cheers- and what you will accomplish after 30 will far outshine what you accomplished before 30 :)

    1. Re:*hugs fer Wil* by phaze3000 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Suggested slashdot moderation entry:
      -1, Needlessly sycophantic

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    2. Re:*hugs fer Wil* by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2
      Well, I wrote it and I thought two 'insightful' moderations were absurd :D that wasn't about getting mod points, I just read the guy's journal and have followed his evolution from apparently an insufferable teen star to the #1 ranking slashdot linux geek in Hollywood.

      Hollywood. Perspectives. Wil Wheaton, or Jack Valenti. Which do YOU choose? if you DON'T choose Wil, I suggest -1 GET_A_FSCKING_CLUE_IDIOT :D

  58. Director's edition DVD by compupc1 · · Score: 1

    All I can say is that I echo most Trek fans' request for a Director's edition DVD that restores most of that footage back into the movie, and puts everything that's still cut in a deleted scenes gallery on the supplemental disc.

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  59. Ticket him! by giminy · · Score: 2

    Somewhere in Brooklyn, Wesley Crusher falls silent forever.

    Driving in New York? While talking on a cell phone? Tsk tsk.

    And yes before people scream, I'm aware Wil does not live in New York.

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  60. there by geekoid · · Score: 2

    is a God!!!

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  61. no, this is even more wishful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no, this is even more wishful thinking than the rest (from his web page):

    Somewhere in Brooklyn, Wesley Crusher falls silent forever.

    1. Re:no, this is even more wishful by Etcetera · · Score: 2


      I read a rumor that this was going to be the last of the ST:TNG movies, period. If that's the case, then that means there's likely not much of a chance for him to reprise his character ever again (baring temporal anomalies).

      Hope that's not the case....

    2. Re:no, this is even more wishful by martyn+s · · Score: 1

      It's not a "rumor". This is the last ST:TNG movie. As the trailer puts it: "In the last voyage of a generation...". Interpret that how you want. :)

    3. Re:no, this is even more wishful by Com2Kid · · Score: 2

      I read a rumor that this was going to be the last of the ST:TNG movies, period.

      Actualy I realized that given how old the actors are, that yah, this likely will be the last movie. :( :( :( Sad really, last of the good Star Trek stuff, end of an era and all that. Between voyager and now enterprise, ST has been, err, well not ST as of late. (as of late refering to the last, what, 5, 6, 7 years now???? my word has the suckage been going for THAT LONG??? !!!!!)

      I say it is about time to take a hit out on that asshole producer of the current series. . . .

  62. Who Dunno Jar Jar? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jar Jar say koochi! Jar Jar Love Karma Farmer!

  63. When Did We Become So Cynical? by KrancHammer · · Score: 5, Insightful


    When did it happen? Or is it just the usual array of socially inept geeks, snickering behind the cuffs on their black trenchcoats that make it seem that way? This guy poured his guts into this essay of his. He was obviously stunned by the news, disappointed, hurt even, though he denied it in his story. He had to know it was coming, but it sounds like that knowing didn't help. I was sincerely touched by this.
    I was just as annoyed as anybody at Wesley Crusher, but I think Wil Wheaton did the best he could when he was handed what were, frankly, pretty insipid lines. I grew more and more fond of the character as the show and character matured, most particularly the last show he was in regularly.."Final Mission" I think it was. And his character grew even more intriguing with his guest appearances, like the fascinating "The First Duty." At any rate, I looked forward to seeing him in Nemesis. I wish he could have been more a part of it. I wish him the best in finding a successful adult career, and I hope that he puts the unfortunate image that Wesley Crusher has given him through no fault of his own, behind him.

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    1. Re:When Did We Become So Cynical? by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And his character grew even more intriguing with his guest appearances, like the fascinating "The First Duty."

      What really bugs me is the waste. Wesley bugged me at first, but after a while the writers finally started giving the character more depth, little by little. Then after his last episode, when finally I've gotten to the point of actually liking the character, when I'm actually interested in what he's going to do next...we never see him again. Kes in Voyager made a good play for most wasted potential for a character in the trek'verse, but I don't see anyone topping Wesley in that regard for a long long time if ever.

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    2. Re:When Did We Become So Cynical? by govt-serpent · · Score: 1
      I wish him the best in finding a successful adult career

      wooohooo! wesley crusher doing pR0n?

    3. Re:When Did We Become So Cynical? by T3kno · · Score: 2

      I agree, although any good impressions of him I had were thourougly destroyed, along with any respect I had, when I mistakenly watched D.A.R.Y.L. again on Disney ;) My condolences Will. Doh...

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    4. Re:When Did We Become So Cynical? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Or is it just the usual array of socially inept geeks, snickering behind the cuffs on their black trenchcoats that make it seem that way?"

      We're supposed to be wearing black trench coats? I thought geeks just wore whatever. Would someone post a link to the geek dress code? Thanks.

  64. Letter-writing campaign by AgentCooper · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I only need to know one thing -- where to send my pleading fan letter. I'll gladly sit through a longer Trek film if it gives me what I want -- character development, backstory, FEELING. I grew up with ST:TNG -- this is part of my long-lost childhood they're cutting goddamnit.

    We know Nemesis is probably gonna be weak, and we know it'll be the last TNG film -- of which not one to date has lived up to the Trek movie franchise. Why can't they leave in the few things that might make it a really special gift to the fans??

    I mean really -- Christian Slater gets his cameo but Wil-fucking-Wheaton gets chopped? This breaks my heart. Even ten seconds of Wesley Crusher dying in a space-battle -- even a glimpse of Wesley in the background as an inside joke -- would delight the fan in me.

    Case in point: Tasha Yar. How popular was that? 'Nuf said.

    - Sean

    1. Re:Letter-writing campaign by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 5, Funny
      I grew up with ST:TNG -- this is part of my long-lost childhood they're cutting goddamnit.

      Ahhh, you kids don't know nuthin! How do you young whippersnappers think us old folks who grew up with ST:TOS felt, huh? Waitin' ten gol-dang years from the time the series was cancelled to the release of the first movie. And what did we get? ST:TMP. A pastel-colored bridge! Everyone wearing dental assistant's uniforms! Kirk with an obvious girdle holding his gut in and an alien hairpiece of some kind! Now that's pain! BUT WE WERE THANKFUL FOR IT!!!

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      And the brethren went away edified.
    2. Re:Letter-writing campaign by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Damn Straight!

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    3. Re:Letter-writing campaign by kubrick · · Score: 4, Funny

      And we had to walk seven parsecs to school and back! In the freezing vacuum of space! Uphill BOTH ways!

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    4. Re:Letter-writing campaign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if you walked fast enough time would have slowed down for you. So how long did it take?

    5. Re:Letter-writing campaign by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Subjective or objective time? :)

      (My watch wasn't built to handle the conditions, anyway.)

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    6. Re:Letter-writing campaign by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2

      Hell, in my day, we didn't even have watches! We had to figure our stardates with a sundial! And let me tell you, when the Sun's 3,000 light years away, THAT AIN'T EASY!!!

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      And the brethren went away edified.
  65. Well I did learn one thing... by podperson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He works as a writer but doesn't know the meaning of the word "admonish".

  66. Ashley Judd? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More importantly, did Ashley Judd's cameo get cut too?

  67. Which DVD will it be on? by Kaz+Riprock · · Score: 1
    Do you think his scene will make the 8 month release or the 10 month super-extended-made-you-buy-them-both-because-we'r e-greedy release?

    Wow, I never thought I'd be jaded by something so quickly before.

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  68. Wesley's Powers by Pyrosophy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually it's more of a sin that he wasn't more incorporated into the script. Correct me if I'm wrong, but Wesley was supposed to be some super-navigator who unified space, time, and thought, wasn't he? By the time his character would have been 30, I'll bet some damn interesting things would have happened to someone as gifted as him.

    That would be a GREAT story line for a movie -- Wesley ending up in super-secret Starfleet intelligence and dabbling in deep 23rd century metaphysics, but something going wrong which required the attention of the Enterprise and maybe more Vulcan philosophy....

    It's too bad they just turned him into a Starfleet Academy throw-away and left that whole great plot line. If anyone has any more details about the plot line, I'd be curious to learn them.

    1. Re:Wesley's Powers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      At the end of the ST:TNG series, Wesley went off with the Traveler, who first appeared in the first season in the "Where No One has Gone Before" episode. The Traveler thought Wesley was someone who was very gifted and compared him to some of the greatest people who ever lived, like Mozart.

  69. All you newbies should read this about Wil Wheaton by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://interviews.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/1 0/29/173252&mode=thread&tid=129

    He's actually a pretty cool guy. It's a shame to hear that he got cut, but it happens.

    I have a feeling that was his last chance to be part of Star Trek and I'm sure he'll miss it.

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  70. Get Anti-trust by alexhmit01 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I picked up Anti-trust, because I have a habit of buying movies that I want to see when they are $10 or under. Its nice, no trips to Blockbuster and I have a bunch of films lying around.

    The storyline didn't make any sense. Watched the deleted scenes, where a MAJOR part of the plot was cut. Makes more sense.

    Some of the deleted scenes from Dogma gave a LOT more insight into the characters.

    Alex

  71. Enterprise is AWFUL by alexhmit01 · · Score: 2

    I look foward to Andromeda each week. Everyone comes over to my place for Enterprise, we dread it, yet feel compelled to watch.

    They don't seem like pioneers, AT ALL.

    Captain Archer is an awful character. Earth's first mission, and instead of making new friends and allies, hes imposing his morality on those around him. Earth has no new friends because of him, and hes pissed off the one they started with.

    WTF?

    Alex

  72. Re:Frist epnis psot! - a critique by sprayNwipe · · Score: 1

    Man, trolls/first posts are really sinking these days.

    Given that your gimmick was to swap the second and third letters, your title would then be "First enpis post".

    Not only was it the usual waste of time -1 post that it could only be, but you didn't even get the gimmick right so that the 10 or 15 people who could appreciate your subtle humour would praise you as a god amongst second-third letter rotation men.

    If you can't even rotate six letters around without stuffing up, then the Terrorists have already won.

  73. Bad character, great guy by mo · · Score: 2

    Even though I couldn't stand Wesley Crusher on STNG, I think Wil Wheaton is a great dude. I'm bummed for him but glad he's not in the movie all at the same time. Somebody needs to write him into a better role somewhere because I really do hope he finds more success.

  74. Throw him a frickin bone here! by nelsonal · · Score: 1

    Wil Wheaton is the actor who is best known for playing Wesley Crusher on Star Trek: The Next Generation. Turns out unlke the character, Wil is quite cool, a linux user, runs a pretty good blog, and supports most of the goals of the EFF.

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    1. Re:Throw him a frickin bone here! by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      Turns out unlke the character

      Am I like the only one who liked the Wesley Crusher character?

      Yes?

      damn.

    2. Re:Throw him a frickin bone here! by chrisseaton · · Score: 1

      I thought Wesley was rather cool. When I watched the series he was a bit older than me, but he got to play around with this cool space ship.

    3. Re:Throw him a frickin bone here! by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      In the early seasons he was annoying, but in the later ones i thought he was much better.

    4. Re:Throw him a frickin bone here! by JCCyC · · Score: 2

      Wil Wheaton is the actor who is best known for playing Wesley Crusher on Star Trek: The Next Generation. Turns out unlke the character, Wil is quite cool, a linux user, runs a pretty good blog, and supports most of the goals of the EFF.

      <conspiracytheory>
      Aha! Now we know the real reason he was kicked out of the movie! Expect his character to suffer an off-screen, between-movies death. Jack Valenti doesn't like fifth-columnists!
      </conspiracytheory>

  75. Re: Off topic by Golias · · Score: 1
    I second your call for making driving while phoning illegal. You need to make a cell-phone call? Pull off to the side of the road and talk. When you're ready to dedicate your attention to driving, come back and join the rest of us on the roads!

    I'm right there with you, right after it becomes illegal to have an in-dash stereo, because that poses at least as much of a risk, not to mention all the "drive-by" violations of noise ordinances.

    Want to hear music? Then pull off to the side of the road and listen to it. When you're ready to dedicate your attention to driving, come back and join the rest of us on the roads!

    Think I'm being reactionary to want to ban the car stereo? Then lay off phone users, many of whom are very careful and attentive drivers.

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  76. Wait a sec... by Critical_ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe its a stretch but don't you think the very fact that he is going around and imposing his morality on others has only led to pissing people off is indicative of the what happens in real life? Case in point...

    While doing research on perceptions of the World's only superpower (the U.S. -- I'm American) in the eyes of outsiders I found the very same thing. The U.S. goes around (along with some of its western europeann allies) and imposes its morality on others. Many times, that morality is just differing opinion but it leads to a lot of people who get pissed off and say "who the f*** is America to tell me how i live my life?". Maybe that isn't the central theme of Enterprise, maybe its not even intentional but I think it gives it a very real flavor. I would think that humans would act like that if they went to space.

    1. Re:Wait a sec... by operagost · · Score: 1

      Please excuse us for not supporting genocide, terrorism, and the One World Order.

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    2. Re:Wait a sec... by MonsterChicharo · · Score: 1

      and for being the land of freedom and the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, among others. Indeed you are excused.

  77. i was looking forward to seeing him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its funny of the jealousy that people have for wesley crusher character after 15 years. sometimes hiis role was not well written and he did save the enterprise a little too often but at times his character did represent the nerdy smart guy and anyone who wouldn't want to do one star trek show even with some of his bad lines is nuts. and I think some of the shows, the wesley part was great.

    WhatMeWorry!

  78. Citation? by GuyMannDude · · Score: 3, Funny

    talking, putting on makeup, reaching around to take care of a baby/kids, getting dressed, drinking a soda/coffee and eating food have been statistically proven to be many *many* times more dangerous than simply talking on a cellphone.

    Please provide a URL link to the statistic that shows that more accidents are caused by people getting dressed while driving than from people using cell phones while driving. I'd be interested in seeing it.

    Now, accidents being caused because some hot chick is getting undressed while driving I can understand... :)

    GMD

  79. Dont be nice to Dick berman by DinZy · · Score: 0

    Berman is an asshole for cutting Wils scene. From a personal perspective he should have allowed the guy to have his tiny scene in the huge movie. What a Dick that guy is

  80. "pigs-in-a-blanket-fiasco" ? by tmark · · Score: 2

    Somewhere on Wheaton's website he referes to an "accident" at Waffle House which he referred to as the "pigs-in-a-blanket-fiasco".

    But I couldn't find out what this was...can anyone enlighten as to 1) what this guy did at Waffle House, and 2) What was the supposed fiasco ?

    1. Re:"pigs-in-a-blanket-fiasco" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was when he wrapped a pancake around his wang to get it into the mouth of his supervisor.

      A trick he learned while riding the rails as a hobo.

      Idiot.

  81. the reason for the cut by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

    Hilarious. The reason Berman gave Wheaton for the cut, it "didn't advance the story." Since _WHEN_ is that an applicable rule for editing a Star Trek movie?! Wil, you're cool, have a great attitude and I really wished you'd been given even a small amount of screentime. You're _owed_ that much. But don't for a _second_ believe that shit. Just watch some of the previous ST: TNG movies for proof that that isn't a valid reason. Star Trek: Insurrection is a prime example.

    The one good thing about this movie that I can tell from the trailer - they seem to have discovered 'cinematography'. Finally. But how many movies did it take?

    Another character I'd like revisited: Guinan. (yeah, good luck)

    1. Re:the reason for the cut by norkakn · · Score: 1

      that last comment caused me to have a brain flash, i am not sure if it good or not, but a doctor who-ish british series about the traveler, a well written for crusher and guinan seems like it would really kick ass, not from an economic standpoint, but just from a geek entertainment value one.

  82. Nerds vs Geeks by extrasolar · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you were a true geek, you wouldn't have to ask who Will Wheaten is. You would Just Know.

    But, fool, you are only a nerd. The truly productive members of our technological society who runs his GCC and puts strange Paul Graham quotes in his slashdot signiture. Yet you ask who Will Wheaten is.

    Posting here on Slashdot is only a sign of True Geekiness. But I must ask you, do you have a Geek Code? If you are over 16, do still own any action figures? models?

    Do you watch cartoons?

    These too are only signs of True Geekiness. But your True Nerd may kill the Geek within. You may spend the rest of your miserable life learning about the workings of the Universe, building vast technological systems, and watching reruns of Gilligan's Island.

    But one day you become old and gray, and you suddenly discover what you believe to be the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything; and you bring forth this information to the Council of True Geekdom. And they laugh. And Geeks throughout the world learn of your pitiful endeaver and they, too, laugh.

    To reconcile, you will be forced to stand on your knees and beg: "Thou art geekier than I."

    And then, for the first time, you may learn what we already Just Know.

    There is no Spoon.

    1. Re:Nerds vs Geeks by Mournblade · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you were a true geek, you wouldn't have to ask who Will Wheaten is. You would Just Know.

      If you were a true geek (or if you'd followed the link or even just read the posting), you'd know that his name is spelled "Wil Wheaton", not "Will Wheaten". dumbass.

    2. Re:Nerds vs Geeks by fraudrogic · · Score: 1

      typo shmypo...I thought it was brilliant post...pretty damn funny..

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    3. Re:Nerds vs Geeks by Mournblade · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree that it was a funny post. Just drives me nuts when people misspell things that are right in front of them.

  83. Are acronyms (or Star Trek) your life? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The director's cut of TWOK kicks ass, but I'm guessing that the people who forked over $$$ for the DVD set are a bit miffed that they're not getting the extra goodies. The added scenes improve the movie more than you'd guess.

    Sorry to single you out but it's sad how many posters on /. feel the need to insert an acronym or two just for the hell of it when, more often than not, the unabbreviated text would convey their message just as well.

    TWOK? Would it have killed you to write The Wrath Of Khan? I'm sure that a lot of people knew what you meant but what about the rest of us? Should we really need to rely on a Google search to work out what you're trying to say?

    If I, a Star Trek fan who's seen all the shows and all the movies, have to scratch my head wondering what the hell you're talking about what do you think it's like for people who aren't Trek-obsessed?

    Would the fifteen seconds that it would have cost you to provide a little clarity kill you?

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    "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
    1. Re:Are acronyms (or Star Trek) your life? by vipw · · Score: 1

      on the same note... what the fuck does your nick stand for?

    2. Re:Are acronyms (or Star Trek) your life? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 2

      My nick is like the inscription on Vincent's wallet in Pulp Fiction. It means I'm a bad mutha fucka.

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      "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
    3. Re:Are acronyms (or Star Trek) your life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was Jules' wallet.

    4. Re:Are acronyms (or Star Trek) your life? by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      Sorry to single you out but it's sad how many posters on /. feel the need to insert an acronym or two just for the hell of it...[w]ould the fifteen seconds that it would have cost you to provide a little clarity kill you?

      When's the last time you heard someone here speak of the American Standard Code for Information Interchange? Discussions on the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (or worse, the Consumer Broadband and Digital Television Promotion Act) would get unnecessarily verbose were it not for the various abbreviations and acronyms that are in common use.

      Abbreviations to refer to the various Star Trek movies might confuse in a forum with a more general audience...but in a forum (such as this) that's visited mainly by geeks and with Star Trek as the subject, it's not unreasonable to expect a certain minimal knowledge of common jargon used by that group of people.

      (Besides, a simple Google search would point a n00b in the right direction. If you're not willing to do a minimal amount of fact-finding on your own, maybe you'd find this service more to your liking.)

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    5. Re:Are acronyms (or Star Trek) your life? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

      You're right, it was Jules' wallet, not Vincent's. Mea culpa.

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      "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
    6. Re:Are acronyms (or Star Trek) your life? by zapfie · · Score: 2

      Usually you use acronyms when the phrase itself is already part of daily conversation. Like you can say TV, FYI, etc. to most people, and they know what you mean, because it is so commonly used. DMCA and CBDTPA get mentioned enough on their own that most people know what they are already. Things like TWOK don't- where that acronym might make sense on a fansite, it means nothing to most of the people here.

      Independent of all that, was the AOL shot at the parent's parent post really necessary?

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    7. Re:Are acronyms (or Star Trek) your life? by LMCBoy · · Score: 1

      Look around, man: YRO; GPL; IANAL; MS; /. (which even you used!). Using and making up acronyms is part of the /. culture. IANAL(inguist), but I believe that most social groups come up with distinctive uses of language to give a sense of community; why should /. be ridiculed for doing the same?

      So you didn't get "TWOK" right away. The point is, you eventually got it; good for you. You apparently missed the feeling of being "in on it" that is supposed to follow. Maybe you don't want to be in on it. Fine, you don't have to swim, but please don't piss in the pool.

      thanks!

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    8. Re:Are acronyms (or Star Trek) your life? by Xerithane · · Score: 3, Funny

      Things like TWOK don't- where that acronym might make sense on a fansite, it means nothing to most of the people here.

      I just thought it was some porn I haven't seen yet.

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    9. Re:Are acronyms (or Star Trek) your life? by OnyxSphinx · · Score: 1
      I just thought it was some porn I haven't seen yet.

      Strange... I don't remember any pornos named "The Wang of Khan"...

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    10. Re:Are acronyms (or Star Trek) your life? by Xerithane · · Score: 2

      Strange... I don't remember any pornos named "The Wang of Khan"...

      I would say that's a good thing in life.

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    11. Re:Are acronyms (or Star Trek) your life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's not as though you could just say Star Trek 2 and everyone would know what the hell you're talking about...

    12. Re:Are acronyms (or Star Trek) your life? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

      Using the abbreviation "/." on a site called "Slashdot" isn't exactly a leap of logic.

      If you click on the YRO link on the left hand side of this page then you'll get taken to a page titled "Your Rights Online" - another no-brainer.

      On a site that advocates the use of open source software, if you don't know that "GPL" stands for "General Public License" then you're in the wrong place. Similarly, anyone who's used a PC for more than five minutes will recognise "MS" as being "Microsoft" - hell, some of us out there still have a PC or two running MS-DOS.

      "IANAL" is a commonly used Usenet abbreviation. If you've ever used the Internet for anything more than the WWW and FTP - the worldwide web and file transfer protocol for the benefit of the one person who will otherwise in delight in pointing out my own use of acronyms - then it's pretty damn hard to have missed that phrase, which of course stands for "I am not a lawyer".

      But "TWOK"? Who uses "TWOK"? Not many people it would seem, if Google is correct - the ten most popular uses of "TWOK" include only two Star Trek related references, ranked seventh and tenth.

      Before that seventh reference there are references to an Inupiat Eskimo Artist from Shishmaref, Alaska, a German maker of street lighting, a two kilometer road race and the stock symbol of a Californian company that locates and promotes new musical talent.

      Now, if Trekers had latched on to "TWOK" in a big way don't you think it would be listed above any of those? (Remember, Google ranks pages by how popular they are, not by any other nefarious method.) And if hardcore Trekers who put up web pages and write (we)blogs haven't latched onto "TWOK" then what chance is there that casual Star Trek fans have?

      Using acronyms where they will be recognised and understood is fine. But using them where they might be at all ambiguous without providing an explanation? Well that's just plain lazy or plain stupid or both.

      And anyway, shouldn't the correct abbreviation of the second Star Trek motion picture be "STII:TWOK"? Isn't it called "Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan"? And don't you think that that extra "STII:" makes all the difference between (in this story at least) instant recognition and bemusement for many people?

      This isn't a rant about being "in on it". It's a simple request* for plain, understandable, conversation that the majority of people can follow without having to reference other resources.

      (* OK, it's a rant. But it's a damn relevant one. IMHO.**)

      (** This is a joke. Please don't try and come up with a witty retort. You'll just look as anal as I do right now.)

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    13. Re:Are acronyms (or Star Trek) your life? by Lars+T. · · Score: 2
      But "TWOK"? Who uses "TWOK"? Not many people it would seem, if Google is correct - the ten most popular uses of "TWOK" include only two Star Trek related references, ranked seventh and tenth.

      You should have searched Google Groups. Or ignored people called "Twok" or who use "TwoK" instead of "2K".

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    14. Re:Are acronyms (or Star Trek) your life? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

      I don't want to get into a discussion on how to use Google (because that would be even further off-topic) but what I was trying to illustrate is that "TWOK" isn't a commonly used acronym.

      And I think I've proved that.

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      "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
    15. Re:Are acronyms (or Star Trek) your life? by Lars+T. · · Score: 2

      Yes it is, among Trekkers. IOW most of those who would read this article about a (sorry Wil) minor actor in a minor role being cut out of the next Star Trek movie.

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      To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

  84. Re: Off topic by extrasolar · · Score: 2

    [banning radio nonsense]

    Actually, listening to music while driving keeps you from sleeping when you are driving long distances.

    "...lay off phone users, many of whom are very careful and attentive drivers."

    Them are not the ones I'm worried about.

    How about we just band cell-phones from the uncarefull, unattentive drivers...

  85. Movie still being edited, folks by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 2
    M'kay, lots of "it'll suck because..." and some fawning praise. It's still being put together. Finishing touches, but still - none of us have seen it. It's pointless to discuss the merits or shortfalls of a film until you've seen it.

    It sucks for Wil that he got cut, but hey - them's the breaks. He's cool by it and kudos to him. Hopefully Berman will throw him a bone, put in a word, or perform some other cliche. Wheaton's an under-rated talent - hopefully a mainstream director will agree.

    But what the crap do I know? I'm a programmer.

  86. Startrek XI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In another timeline...

    Wesley rescued Kes with the radiation of the briar patch of the bak'u. Wes and Kes team up and exercise the isokinetic hacking power and penetrated star fleet computers. All ships' doctors were replace with the mark 0.1 alpha, which turned out to be some homosexual Trill named Rick Berman.

    The defaced doctor Berman now enjoy scrubing waste management conduits with both his hands.

  87. It's all about money by T-Kir · · Score: 1

    There has been a lot of dicussusions about this on the Trek sites (i.e. TrekWeb) and they've (the studios) have always been saying that about most things. The actors (inc Patrick Stewart) have chimed in to say that if the movie does WELL.. then there'll be another one.

    The film will definately offer closure to some TNG threads, especially with what happens at the end... and hence this is where the rumours have come from.

    Either way, it will kick bottom!

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    Are you local? There's nothing for you here!
    1. Re:It's all about money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > Either way, it will kick bottom!

      You mean hit bottom. It will hit bottom.

      Anonymous Kev
      Proudly posting as AC since 1997

  88. Jerks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Invite somebody to the party and kick him out at the door. What kind of a immoral jerk can he be?

  89. WESLEY CRUSHER TO WASTE EXTRACTION PLEASE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    GOOD.

    No "ST:N Wesley Crusher" action figure to be covered with imaginary tears as its being hyped up by the owner before being sold on eBay to some fan who spends way too much on a plastic action figure.

    After Wesley Crusher was written out of ST:TNG there was no point in bringing the character back. I'm amazed the character lasted as long as it did. It had as much value as Yar, and should've been written out sooner.

    While I never cared much for Wesley Crusher, Wil is a good actor who deserves more screen time---but in my opinion NOT as Wesley Crusher.

    1. Re:WESLEY CRUSHER TO WASTE EXTRACTION PLEASE! by John+Biggabooty · · Score: 0

      What do you mean? Star Trek without Wesley Crusher? That would be like Star Wars without Jar Jar Binks! Meesa no liking dis. Dis Mooey Mooey bad Meesa thinking!

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  90. Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by fmaxwell · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Some people can talk on a mobile phone and drive safely at the same time while others can't walk and chew gum at the same time. Pay attention to the drivers around you and you'll find plenty that have trouble even remaining in their lanes while concentrating as hard as possible on the task of driving.

    One-size-fits-all laws rarely make sense. Banning all cell phone usage while driving is a gross overreaction to a minority of drivers with limited skills.

  91. WC should have been in the movie... by BigFootApe · · Score: 1

    long enough to be shoved out an airlock.

    Seriously, he was the most irritating part about any tv show ever.

  92. Usenet... by mrbill · · Score: 2

    Looks like alt.wesley-crusher.die.die.die finally achieved its goal. 8-)

  93. HAHAHAHAHahAHAHaHAHaha.aha...aha.h..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THIS is postmodernist humor...

    *cough*

  94. another difference... by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...no [BOOBIES] links on slashdot. We don't need 'em here, since most slashdotters get a wood on from reading about "*nix now ported to unexpected device n".

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  95. The other series' by Winterblink · · Score: 1

    There ARE other Star Trek series' other than TNG and TOS, and I'm sure they'll get movies made. I still think the opportunities are there for the character to appear. Oddly, I wish he would come back to finish off what started as potentially a cool plot thread.

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    -Hoban Washburn
    1. Re:The other series' by AceCaseOR · · Score: 0

      DS9 they might do. I don't see them doing a Voyager movie at all (thank god), as all the loose ends were tied up. There are a couple loose ends for DS9 though, and many of the fans consider it to be the best of the five series. I doubt they'll make a Enterprise series until they end the series (which hopefully won't be for several years).

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    2. Re:The other series' by Winterblink · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, I liked Voyager. :) Bash me if you will, I thought it had a good thing going there, until midway along when it started to suck. And then it got good again with the introduction of 7 of 9 (not JUST for the introduction of her, but the eye candy was nice) and the Borg stories that followed. I know I lot of people slam Voyager for nerfing the Borg, but I still thought the ongoing plot was interesting. I'm one of those that'll be picking up a Voyager DVD set before a DS9 one (didn't ever really like that show).

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      "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."
      -Hoban Washburn
  96. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    But officer, I can handle my liquor!

  97. Heh heh heh... by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    Somewhere out there, there's a 3-hour long uncut version..
    Take a bunch of nerds, show them a 2-hour movie.
    A couple months later, when it's about to come out on DVD, tell them the movie was actually three hours long.
    And it's a star-trek movie.
    Anyone who /isnt/ going to buy that, probably /isnt/ going to be posting here. Get out you frigg'n non-nerd!

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  98. Re: DVDs is why by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    DVDs have changed things. Now they /want/ to have as much "Unseen footage" as possible. They actually make /more/ money now by filming things that dont get put into the theatrical release. They get:
    +a lot more time to work on the unreleased stuff
    +even more time, because they can just say "We're going to be releasing an extra 40 minutes on the DVD, so you can understand why it's not out yet"
    +More sales of the DVD

    Yeah, they spend extra money filming, and if they do poorly in theaters, they lose more money (-but still more people buy the DVDs, even if the movie sucks, because they want the "extra content", maybe the uncut /doesnt/ suck.)
    And in the meantime, some scenes get cut.

    No, they dont write in the extra 40 minutes /just/ so that it can get cut. They just dont bother to go over everything making sure to get rid of absolutely all unneccessary scenes first. They can afford not to.
    I expect that they were surprised with a whole 40 extra minutes, but would you be so surprised about 10? 20? That's probably what they were expecting. Go over by 20 minutes, cut that down to 10. That much /usually/ gets cut. The idea of "Uncut releases" just pushes the excepted number up a bit. "We're 40 minutes over? Oh well." and the rest is on a DVD.

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  99. Re:All you newbies should read this about Wil Whea by mad_cow · · Score: 1

    Isn't he scheduled to appear in Star Trek: Enterprise?

  100. Most of a movie by magarity · · Score: 1

    "He tells me that they've cut 48 minutes from the movie.
    I tell him that they've cut an entire episode out. We laugh.


    48 minutes is half of a movie, not just in the can, but cut to a presentable format. I don't know the premise of the sequence in question, but would it be hard to fill it in to make a movie of its own? Since half of it is already paid for, it doesn't really need that much budget either.

  101. Re: Off topic by Golias · · Score: 2
    Actually, listening to music while driving keeps you from sleeping when you are driving long distances.

    So does conversation.

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    Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

  102. Hey Wil.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    F@#$ Rick Berman! F@#$ him right in the ear!!! I still love you!!

    ~Sexy Trekkie :)

  103. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by fmaxwell · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    But officer, I can handle my liquor!

    Absurd comparison. Alcohol measurably impairs coordination and reasoning. Cell phones do not. There is no one who is unimpaired while drunk.

    Race drivers regularly use in-car radio systems and if they can do that at 150mph+, then there is nothing inherently dangerous about a cell phone.

  104. Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He always annoyed the shit out of me. Despite his presence, NG was the best incarnation of ST ever... IMO.

  105. Let's not take any chances now... by Mulletproof · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Beyond Wil Wheaton being axed from Nemesis, it's really a tragety for anybody looking for a real story when they go to the theaters, not the chopped and boxed two hour edit. So many movies out there could have been great if the man with the axe had only shown a bit more restraint and a bit more faith in his fanbase. They're basically saying we as an audiance can't handle a deep plot and don't have the attention span to sit through three hours of movie. It annoys the crap out of me.

    A good example and everybodies favorite here on Slash-- Lord of the Rings. Damn near 3 half hours and I loved every single minute of it . I didn't get bored. I didn't wince at the complex plot. I was thrilled that a director actually broke from the pack and lengthened the movie, ultimately making it a par excellent experience. I can't imagine how a two hour Cambells condensed soup version would have added up. Makes you wonder what how the extended edit will fair if the movie is this good now...

    Back to the point, I've been waiting for a decent Trek series/movie for years. TNG? Booorrrring... They were the UN of outer space. DS9? Better. It depicted the edgier side of the Trek universe, but it was still pretty damn sanitized. Personnally, it only got good when large quantities of ships began blowing up... Anyway, Voyager? It had it's moments. Too bad they were far and few between. The movies? Wrath of Kahn. Hands down. Undiscovered Country? It was OK filler until the next great movie... Which was... Umm... Sorry, but I wasn't inspired by any of the TNG movies, though First Contact and Insurrection were OK. It wasn't anything that you hadn't seen in the series before. It comes down to this- I'd be willing to bet an extra hour would do the new movie a world of good. The Trek universe is rich and full of plot and the fans want to see it. It's the reason it's been kept going all these years. For once, I wish they'd take break the mold and create an experience, not just a movie.

    On Wil Wheaton, it is kinda too bad. Just a hunch, but I'm betting he'd actually be good in something other than that "annoying naive teen" roll he was cast in for 90% of the series. It's a misjustice all the way around....

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    1. Re:Let's not take any chances now... by MaxVolume · · Score: 1

      Great movie considering how "chopped" it seemed to a reader of the trilogy. Kinda wish the LOTR was 6 movies instead of the planned 3... Oh well, the 1st movie is excellent

    2. Re:Let's not take any chances now... by cowens · · Score: 1
      They're basically saying we as an audiance can't handle a deep plot and don't have the attention span to sit through three hours of movie. It annoys the crap out of me.
      No they are saying the theaters won't make enough money to want it and/or there won't be enough showtimes to get the opening boxoffice results they want. If they were just releasing this as a DVD/VHS/direct to your computer product I would agree with you.
      DS9? Better. It depicted the edgier side of the Trek universe, but it was still pretty damn sanitized.
      I have always wondered where the death camps are. You just can have all of that nice peace and order without death camps can you? We got to see a little of them at the start of Voyager, but I want more. I want to see the nasty underbelly of the Federation where they keep the Orion pirates/smugglers, baby killers, rapists, deviants, etc. Maybe they just mind wipe them, but I didn't think they had that technology. During DS9 they had that whole secret society protecting the Federation from itself. Perhaps they take care of the problems.
    3. Re:Let's not take any chances now... by parabyte · · Score: 1
      DS9 better ?

      "DS9: People hanging around in a shopping mall and waiting for aliens to show up. But isn't that basically what all americans are doing ?"

      (from the book "All I needed to know about life I learned from Star Trek")

      p.

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      Without order, nothing can exist. Without chaos, nothing can be created.
  106. Please, please, please use a spell checker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Filmaking" is not a word. How does one make a fil? "Filmmaking", on the other hand, is the process of making films.

    Gosh, you'd think a sixth grader could get that. Maybe even a fourth. USE A GOD DAMN SPELL CHECKER!

  107. Hey. by Ziviyr · · Score: 2

    Isn't it about time Wil got his own section on Slashdot? :-)

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    Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
  108. guinan by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

    The problem with that is trying to combine the phrases 'star trek' and 'well-written'. The two very rarely go hand-in-hand. I always found it amusing that they had Q afraid of Guinan, but could obviously never figure out a reason _why_, when her species was essentially decimated by the Borg, who were nothing to the likes of Q. A neat idea for that episode, but it showed a severe lack of planning. Another reason why I always appreciated Babylon 5, despite it's problems. Planning the major bits of a series out years in advance SHOWS on the screen.

    What I'd really like to see is some close to series I liked that didn't get a chance to have a true finale. Space: Above and Beyond is at the top of that list. And despite the extra-crappy nature of many episodes and especially the last episode, I'd love for a true finale to Dark Angel.

    1. Re:guinan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only time Q was afraid of her was when he had no powers and was mortal (she forked him , remember) and aparently eventually he did feel the tinyist bit of remorse for her species since it's his fault the Borg were introduced there as well.

  109. Re:When Did We Become So Stereotypical? by DarkGamer · · Score: 0

    A heated debate about Star Trek... welcome to the heart of nerdville.

    I love the show but for the love of god it's just not that important. Besides, no offense to Will, I kinda wanted Wesley to spontaneously combust on several occasions watching the show. I say, "cut away," unless some of the cut scenes contained the affore-mentioned spontaneous combustion.

    That is all.

  110. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    _Everyone_ thinks they're an above average driver.

    Half of them aren't.

    One-size-fits-all is the only way to be fair and
    enforcible.

  111. It's about time it was said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You complainers wrecked star trek with your complaining about wesley crusher and you so called fans are doing it with the star wars character Jar Jar Binks. No wonder ST & SW are both so lame now - can't keep eveyone happy - now no one is. Thanks idiots, Fuck you all for ruining it. I started watching ST:TOS and ended watchin Trekkies and Trekkers say how bad Jar Jar Binks was. Like Shatner said - get a fucking life.


    oh - we don't like wesley - even though it was Gene Rodenberry's favourite character. None of you gave the character a chance to develop and as soon as G.R died the Wesley character was pulled. With the pressure you all put on the whole cast, and the series, when you pushed Wheton's character out you all effectively started the downward spiral for Trek (after all isn't the future in the young).
    Now you all get what you deserve - fucking crap movies ,a lame series ending for ST:Voyager (oh - it's gotta end at series 7) and a pseudo military enlistment type 'Enterprise' for a new series


    And you are doing it with star wars - No wonder the writers and producers act like they have no concern for the fans, because no matter what they do - you will still nit pick - go fuck yourself


    Why don't all you Wesley and Jar Jar haters out there go pick up a copy of Greg Bear's 'Eon' or 'Forge of God' or Clarke's 'City and the stars' if you want to get real sci fi and let me and my girl friend have some geeky fun.


    I doubt you complainers have a real life and thats the whole reason you complained - CAUSE YOR FUCKING BORING PEOPLE, I know cause I've met yor type.


    oh yeah, you couldn't kill it any more than it has been, you're going to hell for it and when you get there satan will be a little purple dinosaur to annoy you till the end of time.

  112. Re:All you newbies should read this about Wil Whea by Kredal · · Score: 2

    That news was announced on April First.... you do the math.

    Sorry, not gonna happen. ):

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  113. Out-doing Adric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wow, I think you all just out-did Adric. Now we need some more dinosaurs and an earth-bound freighter.

  114. Boo fuckin' hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Wahh! Waaahh!! I want my mommy's titty!

    Wil, clean up on aisle 9. Someone dropped a jar of pickles.

  115. It's official by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm waiting for the uncut version. Fuck the big screen.

  116. I think.. by C0uNt-Ch0cUla · · Score: 1

    I've wandered into the wrong universe, full of Ants and whatevers going on in Wil Wheaton's weblog.

  117. yeah well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    rick berman shaged shatner shatner shagged rodenbery so if will westley weat mumble i want to bump troy shagged berman and cmader taco shags helo then I gues it was all the lame guy guy porn that got cut.
    i'm so not going to miss that. burn in hell burn in hell

  118. haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine a beowulf crusher of clusters?

  119. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by btellier · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually there is a DIRECT and MEASURABLE comparison between brain activity on the road and cell phone usage. A study was done where people would wear a piece of headgear that would not only measure the placement of one's eyes but also brain activity while driving. Turns out that people talking on cellphones spend less time looking at the road and the parts of the brain which are active while concentrating only on the road are less active while the operator is talking on the phone. Similarly, while intoxicated, and they used this exact comparison, the brain is less concerned with the road and more concerned with other thoughts.

    This doesn't even take into account the reality that most people still hold their cell phones with their hands, rather than using the headset.

    Your racecar analogy is bogus for reasons that any reasonably intelligent person can see. However, since we're posting on Slashnerd I'll elaborate. A racecar driver has certain commands and phrases that he says to his pit crew that he has said hundreds of times before. There is no conversation and there is no intensive cognitive thought involved. Therefore the portions of the brain which are focused on the road remain focused on the road when these pre-programmed phrases are uttered. Clearly arguing with your girlfriend is more demanding on the brain than "I need gas."

  120. I've said it before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it true Paramount originally wanted to cast a troubled hard ass teen (a la Fame) to connect to a more diverse male teen audience, but instead felt that TNG had become too popular and wanted to antagonise existing fans by casting such a rampant homosexual as yourself? Perhaps you can shed some light as to why such action was felt appropriate.

    As to the future of your career in feature films, Jebus have mercy on our souls!

    Most people look back and wonder where it all went wrong. I can tell you that Crusher fucked a lot of people up.

  121. So where is he? by Treeluvinhippy · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Where's Clevernickname? I scanned all the nicks in this thread twice to see if he posted a response. I figured since he's a regular ./er he would he might have something additonal to add.

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    1. Re:So where is he? by nzhavok · · Score: 2
      I scanned all the nicks in this thread twice to see if he posted a response.

      Really? You looked through the thread twice? What a complete waste of time. Why not look at his user page http://slashdot.org/~clevernickname instead, then you would have seen that the last post made was on the 31st July.

      BTW not sure what browser you're using but I think quite a lot have the find command these days, you could also use that instead of "scanning" the page over and over.
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    2. Re:So where is he? by Treeluvinhippy · · Score: 2

      Thank you for your enlightening commentary on my browsing habits. There are just two thing that I would like to point out.

      It could be I was interested in other posters comments thus "scanning".

      Or maybe I'm a dumbass who dosen't know how to click Edit>Find in this Page under Mozilla 1.0.

      I guess it must suck to be me. Going thoughout my life wasting time with piss-poor webbrowsing skillz, damn I should just put a bullet in my head and save myself the misery.

      Oh wait there is worse things then being a dumbass who dosen't know how to use a computer.

      One is being an eccentric anal-retentive racing stripe in Jesse Venturas underwear. Someone who has nothing better to do then bust on somebody for their web-browsing habits. Could that person be.... nzhavok.

      Possibly.

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  122. Curious, does he get paid for his two days? by weave · · Score: 2

    He said he spent two days on the set doing his scene, but it was cut. I always wondered, would he (or another actor) get paid (something) for the work they did, or do they only get paid if it hits the screen?

    1. Re:Curious, does he get paid for his two days? by Winterblink · · Score: 1

      Just a guess, but I'm pretty sure they still get paid. If I were an actor I would make damn sure my contract had a clause in it for just such a situation.

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      "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."
      -Hoban Washburn
    2. Re:Curious, does he get paid for his two days? by Supergrass · · Score: 1

      Yes, you do get paid even if your stuff is not used. After all, you did do the work...

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    3. Re:Curious, does he get paid for his two days? by Gaijin42 · · Score: 2

      You get paid for your time, at nice union rates, but if ou had any royalties in your contract, or % of gross (only leads usually) you dont get those.

  123. Aww... by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2

    I really did want to see Wil in Nemesis, but there's always a good side to this:

    At least we won't get to hear about Wes' journey with the Galactic Pedophile.

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  124. Errmm... by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1

    You may want to go back and watch that part of the trailer again. The woman has a bare shoulder, and there is obviously some dark clothing which narrows at her neck. Hardly naked if you ask me. ...and Picard is "the man" (pun intended).

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  125. Re:If I cloned myself, I could say "I'm with stupi by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

    Er, pardon my ignorance, but who is Wil Wheaton?

    He's a songwriter on Not That Kind by Anastacia. No, really he is.

  126. Clarification: by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1

    It looks like Picard, but I'm only really basing that belief on the bald head...

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  127. Re:If I cloned myself, I could say "I'm with stupi by wiredog · · Score: 2

    Wil Wheaton is a world famous slashdotter. His nick is 'CleverNickName'.

  128. Bjo Trimble by wiredog · · Score: 2

    Did the old Star Trek Concordance, right?

  129. Damn... by wiredog · · Score: 2

    never have mod points when I need them.

  130. Speak for yourself. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'm a trekkie, and proud of it.

    "Scottie, now would be a good time. Scottie?"

  131. Re:If I cloned myself, I could say "I'm with stupi by Cplus · · Score: 1

    He was that kid in that old Stephen King movie that wasn't scary.

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  132. Help him help others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you feel as pissed off by what has been done to him as I did, then help Wil win on another front:

    This fall, thousands of people will walk 60 miles from Santa Barbara to Malibu in a remarkable event called the Avon Breast Cancer 3-Day. Wil is one of the celebrity "baits" raising money for this event, and has so far managed to twice exceed his goal (he has managed to rope in $10000++ worth donations so far).

    Let's see you guys use the slashdot effect for a worthy cause - if one out of every 10 /. members clicking this next link actually donate $1, you'd *double* that amount!

    Go for it, guys!

    http://homepage.bethepeople.com/mphp/3DLA-2002/wil

    Tom

    (not associated with Wil, but have lost friends to the big C)

    1. Re:Help him help others by toolz · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, this post could do with some modding up.

      He is right, BTW. Time to put money where mouth is.

      (click)

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  133. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by Havokmon · · Score: 2
    A study was done where people would wear a piece of headgear that would not only measure the placement of one's eyes but also brain activity while driving. Turns out that people talking on cellphones spend less time looking at the road and the parts of the brain which are active while concentrating only on the road are less active while the operator is talking on the phone. Similarly, while intoxicated, and they used this exact comparison, the brain is less concerned with the road and more concerned with other thoughts.
    This doesn't even take into account the reality that most people still hold their cell phones with their hands, rather than using the headset.

    You realize you've also just said, people holding conversations while driving can't pay attention to the road, therefore having passengers is just as dangerous.

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  134. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by bungo · · Score: 2

    Race drivers regularly use in-car radio systems and if they can do that at 150mph+, then there is nothing inherently dangerous about a cell phone.


    Right, a pro racing driver can have a conversation and drive on a racing track at the same time. Fine. I can vouch for that. I've been driven, and drove myself with pro racing drivers around on racetracks. The pros seem to have no problem taking and driving at the same time.

    On the other hand, I, a mere mortal, have driven around on racetracks at high speed at the limit of my ability, and I can tell you, whem I'm breaking into a corner and there's traffic either in front or comming up behind, I'll stop talking in mid-sentence (or even mid-word), and use all of my powers of concentration on controlling the car.

    Believe me, it's very difficult to drive on a racetrack and talk at the same time.

    Not to mention that a race track is far safer and a normal road. On a race track, I only have to worry about passing the slower cars in front of me, and watching for the faster ones from behind. I never have to worry about children running onto the track.

    I'm sorry, you comparison is wrong. Talking (on the phone, with a passanger) while driving does affect your ability to control the car.

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  135. What Does This Mean? by N8F8 · · Score: 2

    I go to the movies a lot. I seldom pay to see sequels at the theater. Mostly because the suck. LOTR will be an exception. When it comes the ST:TNG having Will in the movie would have been a definite plus. It sounds like I'm in the minority here, but after Picard, Wesley Crusher was my favorite character. When he left the show ST:TNG went from "must see every week" to "if I happen to be around the TV on Saturday eveneng when they replay it". I think it was because his character was so intriguing. Like Q and Guinan(sp?) he had the potential for power and it was still up in the air which way he would go. But then again, I'm still waiting for #1's evil twin to reappear:)

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  136. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 2

    Passengers are easily silenced with non-verbal communication, like making a left turn through a busy intersection.

    A cell-phone conversation in the same situation doesn't skip a beat... well the driver may not respond as fast, but their mind is focused on what the other person is saying.

  137. Re:All you newbies should read this by leuk_he · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    After 389 post you should be able to create a clickable
    link without comments

    Or read this that explains how to create a link.

  138. Good Question. . . by PhxBlue · · Score: 2

    Maybe we could have an icon of a Borgified Wesley Crusher or something. . .

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  139. Petition by dolo666 · · Score: 1

    You can sign a petition to get Crusher back on Nemisis, HERE.

  140. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by TheWickedKingJeremy · · Score: 1

    This is a good point... I couldn't really put my finger on why talking on a cell while driving was a lot more distracting than talking to someone in the passenger seat, though I just *knew* intrinsically that it was (having done both many times).

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  141. I hated the early Wes, Liked the Later Wes by FreeUser · · Score: 2

    Even though I couldn't stand Wesley Crusher on STNG, I think Wil Wheaton is a great dude.

    I agree. After having read some of his comments and articles here on slashdot, I've come to really like the dude. He seems to be a genuinely nice, interesting person, who doesn't need an image consultant to make him that way, and that is, I suspect, a rarity in Hollywood.

    I'm bummed for him but glad he's not in the movie all at the same time. Somebody needs to write him into a better role somewhere because I really do hope he finds more success.

    I disagree. The later Wes (the one who got set back a year at the Star Fleet Academy and ultimately dropped out to go hang out with the Indians on whatever-that-soon-to-be-Cardassian planet was, and then became the Traveller's apprentice) was becoming a very interesting character. That could have been explored in a variety of ways ... I suspect an older, wiser Wesley Crusher who has the larger view, and the ability to unify space, time, and thought with almost Q-like prowess wouldn't be anybody's lackey, not even Star Fleets. Forget the double-secret Star Fleet agent nonesense. Wes would be more likely to be that external, powerful force, kindly disposed toward Star Fleet but far beyond their petty concerns, and unwilling to interfere in Star Fleet's natural evolution.

    Indeed, his character provides an interesting opportunity to look at the Prime Directive from the other point of view ... as he refuses to use his powers to fend off a Borg attack which the Fed loses, for example. "These years of darkness are critical to the evolution of the Federation and humanity" or something like that, while the fleet burns near the outer edges of Sol's Oort cloud...

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  142. I'm glad he was cut... by Geyzer60 · · Score: 1

    I have several reasons for this. First lets get rid of me not liking his character to begin with... Ahem, ok here we go. At the end of Star Trek TNG, wesley was taken by an entity known as the taveler, so he could explore the universe and move back and fourth through time. Now we havent seen his character since that time, so within 48 minutes they would have had to explain how he came back, what he was doing since that time, and why was he there now. He also was supposed to come in with a wife, they would have to explain that too. The second part is the overall length of the movie. 48 minutes would change from what would be a quaint 2 and a half (around that time) movie to well over three hours. They wanted this movie to be more action intensified, and they wouldn't get that by keeping 48 minutes of character script for one man who hasnt been on the show for years. And lastly, as someone mentioned before, the DVD will already have almost an hour of extra footage ;-)

    1. Re:I'm glad he was cut... by Geyzer60 · · Score: 1
      Son of a bitch.

      My first post here and I didnt even paragraph the damn thing.

  143. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

    I'm sorry, you comparison is wrong. Talking (on the phone, with a passanger) while driving does affect your ability to control the car.

    So does eating, listening to the radio, talking with passengers, yelling at kids in the back, looking at them in the mirror, etc. I've decided that the minimal additional risk to you and every other driver on the road when I talk on my cell phone is worth it. And that's my decision to make in most jurisdictions. Sorry if that upsets you, but driving is inherently risky and with the absurdly low speed limits on our roads, combined with bumper-to-bumper traffic, there's a greater risk that the boredom will drive me to have an accident than will talking on a cell phone.

  144. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

    Your racecar analogy is bogus for reasons that any reasonably intelligent person can see. However, since we're posting on Slashnerd I'll elaborate. A racecar driver has certain commands and phrases that he says to his pit crew that he has said hundreds of times before.

    And I've also listened to them explain, in detail, handling eccentricities of the car, problems that they sense with the engine, etc. So please don't pretend that the only thing ever said on those in-car radios are pre-arranged code words.

    Clearly arguing with your girlfriend is more demanding on the brain than "I need gas."

    And it's even more demanding when she is right there beside me and I have not only verbal processing but also the natural human tendency to look at her while arguing.

  145. The real reason Wesley was cut from the Movie..... by MaxVolume · · Score: 1

    Berman didn't want the "R" rating that the scenes with Wesley boning Robin Lefler would garner...And that's also the reason why he didn't feel so bad. He got his stinky on. Oh well, watch for the xtra footage on the DVD...

  146. Trek and PHP by twocents · · Score: 1

    perfect combo

  147. "we're Trekers, not Trekkies." by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 2

    Anyone who actually makes this "distinction" needs to be beaten into unconsciousness.

    A spade is a spade, sir.

    - A.P.

    --
    "Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
    1. Re:"we're Trekers, not Trekkies." by p3d0 · · Score: 1
      Please add this one to your bad sigs list:
      If an 800 pound cartoon elephant wants your peanuts, hide! It'll try to steal them sit on you and sue your mouth shut.
      --
      Patrick Doyle
      I mod down every jackass who puts his moderation policy in his sig. Oh, wait a sec....
  148. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by fmaxwell · · Score: 3, Insightful

    _Everyone_ thinks they're an above average driver.

    Half of them aren't.


    I've been riding motorcycles on the streets in one of the most congested areas in the country for more than 20 years. I'm not dead or crippled, so I am above average.

    One-size-fits-all is the only way to be fair and enforcible.

    Police spend way too much time enforcing arbitrary and capricious laws rather than protecting public safety. The majority of tickets written are for speeding on superhighways where speeding has little to do with accidents. What we need is fewer laws about what one can and cannot do in a car and more cops patrolling the roads ticketing people who drive recklessly.

    But if you still demand more laws, I'll be happy to give up my ability to use a cell phone in my car when the legislature:

    1. Makes it illegal to use rear-view mirrors for looking at children in the back seat.

    2. Makes it illegal to do personal grooming while driving.

    3. Requires one adult for every child in a vehicle (except buses driven by professional drivers).

    4. Makes it illegal to eat while driving.

    5. Limits the sound level of in-car radios to a such that it does not interfere with the driver's ability to hear.

    6. Makes it illegal to drive with the seat reclined to the lay-down position.

    7. Makes it illegal to change CDs while driving.

    and so forth.

    The reality of it is that there are a million and seven distractions that any given driver can give himself. A good driver minimizes his distractions when in complex traffic patterns, reserving things like cell phones for uncrowded roads or highways.

  149. Re:cross over between Harry Potter and his charact by IMarvinTPA · · Score: 1

    > though I'd love to be the wiz kid, do everything right cept get the girl type.

    When I distributed my skill points for this life, I think I did just that. It's not that great either.
    I'm glad I'm good at something though.

    IMarv

  150. I'm very dissappointed in all of you... by krinsh · · Score: 1

    -He is active with the Electronic Frontier Foundation. -Like DDP, Asia Carrera, and only a few other public figures--maybe only marginally famous but still in the media--he runs his own website. -He's in his late 20s, just about 30. -READ SOME OF HIS SITE FOOLS, HE RELATES TO A LOT OF THE THINGS YOU DO. And yet you insist on insulting and degrading him. Personally, I'm glad there's someone out there whether or not his 15 minutes is over that advocates for some of the things I believe in. You all should take some notes and be ashamed of yourselves. I guess that's just the way it goes when people make an example of themselves without trying, as Mr. Wheaton has done.

    --
    I think with the interesting people, their lives can't possibly be wrapped up into a nice little package.
  151. Persecution Fantasies and Wesley Crusher by Titusdot+Groan · · Score: 2

    I must admit I hated Wesley Crusher and the teenage persecution fantasies that Rodenberry played out using him as the vechicle. The whole teenage genius misunderstood by the lessor mortals around him must have been how Gene remembered his own childhood ... But my respect for the actor is growing with every article posted to Slashdot about him -- he can write at the very least :-) Now, when are we going to see Voyager or DS9 movies?

  152. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by Phronesis · · Score: 2

    You realize you've also just said, people holding conversations while driving can't pay attention to the road, therefore having passengers is just as dangerous. You are correct. There was a peer-reviewed paper, "Carrying passengers as a risk factor for crashes fatal to 16- and 17-year-old drivers," published in the Journal of the American Medical Association (Mar 22/29 2000, pp.1617-8) that did indeed conclude that conversations between the driver and passengers dramatically increased the risk of a fatal accident for newly-licensed drivers.

  153. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by ivan256 · · Score: 1

    By the same reasoning people shouldn't be allowed to drive with children in the back seat, or listening to a talk show on the radio. Maybe you should take the CB radios away from cops and truckers. Some people can handle themselves properly when on the phone, and others can not. Everybody should have to use a headset though. I've seen people holding the phone with one hand, and a cigarette and a beverage in the other. I don't even want to think about how they would respond to an emergency situation.

    There are way more dangerous things happening on the road then cell phone useage. For example, people with regular passenger car licences driving enormous vehicles. (I don't just mean Ford Excursions, either. I'm talking about those people with the mobile homes too) Driving large vehicles requires special knowledge that is common sense to most people, but not to everybody. We shouldn't be letting any old soccer mom with $38,000 worth of credit drive those things on our highways without getting training first.

  154. You can't legislate death out of existence. by fmaxwell · · Score: 3, Insightful

    that did indeed conclude that conversations between the driver and passengers dramatically increased the risk of a fatal accident for newly-licensed drivers.

    There seems to be a line of thought that has cropped up in the last few decades that goes something like this: If someone dies, a law must be passed making illegal whatever directly, or indirectly, lead to their death. The people espousing that line of reasoning seem to believe that once we have enough laws, there will be no more deaths. People will become immortal.

    Kids can't ride their bicycles without helmets any more. Lawn darts have been banned. Infants must be tucked away in approved child seats in the back seat of the car. All cars are required to have airbags. We've lowered the blood alcohol level for DUI/DWI multiple times while raising the drinking age.

    I have sad news for these people: You cannot legislate death out of existence. People are going to die and some of them will die because of accidents rather than old age. Even if cell phones are banned, there will be traffic accidents just as there were before cell phones existed.

    I know: -1 offtopic.

    1. Re:You can't legislate death out of existence. by Eq+7-2521 · · Score: 1

      Indeed, if you are interested in a good fictional account of such a world, read The Giver by Lois Lowry.

      --
      At my age I find coming up with a witty signature too exhausting.
    2. Re:You can't legislate death out of existence. by Lars+T. · · Score: 2
      You are right, it should be legal to use a cell phone while driving.

      And it should be legal to shoot anybody that does. Or uses a cell phone in public, talking loud. Or have it ring on extra loud in theaters and the like.

      --

      Lars T.

      To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

    3. Re:You can't legislate death out of existence. by Tomster · · Score: 1

      You're not the only one that feels this away.

      Unfortunately, it seems the general populace's behavior is based on the preconception that they deserve a completely safe, secure world in which they can get whatever they want. And that anything which might possibly threaten that safe, secure world must be eradicated, and if something bad does happen, well, someone is at fault and must be punished.

      The "if it saves ONE LIFE, it's worth it!" causes are perhaps the best example of this. They seem to forget that there is always a price for that one life. And sometimes, that price is pretty high.

    4. Re:You can't legislate death out of existence. by Vulture_ · · Score: 1
      You are right, it should be legal to use a cell phone while driving.
      And it should be legal to shoot anybody that does.
      Why stop there? It should be legal to shoot anybody, period!
      --

      The only way the typical /.er can pick up a chick is with a forklift. -- AC

  155. Engrish by phatStrat · · Score: 1

    "...I've been enjoying steady work as a writer since January."

    ...

    "I'm feel happy and proud."

    Writer for engrish.com perhaps?

    1. Re:Engrish by NoahsMyBro · · Score: 1

      Maybe the difference between somebody that writes & a 'writer' is the existence of an editor ?

  156. wow by Archfeld · · Score: 2

    a little more depth to Wil than I've given him credit for. I almost feel bad for aome of the things I've said, but then I flash back to shope Next Generation episodes and I want Wesley DEAD :)
    Sorry Wil......

    --
    errr....umm...*whooosh* *whoosh* Is this thing on ?
  157. shut up wesley! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought he was awesome in Yesterday's Enterprise. I know he didn't get a big part...but I dig that episode...cus like Riker got scrapnelled to death and Tasha was in it :D
    DEATH TO RIKER! that shit disturber!
    ok ok he got better in the movies at least...but I hate that damn look he always give...and I hate Jonathan frakes and his non career.
    Okay - question - I was watching the commercial for STX online, and it looks like Picard and Troi were getting it on...is that true? does anyone know?! Back when ST9 was released, the rumours were for STX that Riker and Troi were getting married, and data would come to a sticky end...
    I know I should maybe read spoiler pages, but then I will know too much and be forced to kill myself, which would really be a favour to everyone I know.

    -binky.

  158. oops by plutonium+binky · · Score: 1

    really shoulda logged in there.
    d'oh

    -binky.

  159. but by plutonium+binky · · Score: 1

    even though they ditched Wesley, they still have...


    ... ROMULANS!!!!!

    /me has to stop for air
    I love the romulans, and they got so underused in tng.

    :D is my happy smile blinding anyone yet?

    -binky.

  160. Re:ST:N will suck. - I think not. by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

    Rick berman's always taken Star Trek away from where the fans were used to. When Roddenberry died, it went a WHOLE different direction. It stopped becoming a show laced with political/social ideas, to a sci-fi drama. and did it work? Hell yes. The sets got better, the writting got better, and everything else just got ALOT better. It felt like a real show for my generation. Rather than my parents generation. He tried to do a TOS with Voyager, I think, but kind of faltered. it seemed successful, but I didn't care to keep watching after the 3rd episode or so.

    DeepSpace 9 on the other hand... By the end, yes it was trying to compete with Babylon five, but it still felt like the star trek we knew and loved from Berman from TNG.

    Personally, I can't wait to see what he has in store for us.

    As far as the sex scene goes... This is the last voyage of the Enterprise E/D crew, and picard's had only minor success with the ladies, just let him have this one scene!(he was dumped for Q for god's sake...)

    --
    Non impediti ratione cogitationus.
  161. heh, my first thought by Magius_AR · · Score: 1
    Of course, I tend to not put a whole lot of stock in what I read online...if I did I'd be overwhelmed with the sheer amount of hot teen bitches who want to get naked for me right now,
    Oh but there's quite a few I'm sure, if not from that post alone ;)
    I've little doubt that the equation "guy + fame = many hot chicks" is very flawed, even if such fame is minimal ;)

    Magius_AR

  162. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by Lars+T. · · Score: 2
    Sure. But they don't have oncoming traffic, intersections, kids crossing the street etc.

    IOW you are not alone with a few dozen experienced drivers on your street when you're car-phoning. And I also doubt you have anywhere near the reflexes of a race driver.

    --

    Lars T.

    To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

  163. Oh man!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They crushed crusher, B!

  164. Are you so lazy you can't copy and paste? by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 2

    If it was that big of a deal, you could have emailed me privately.
    You don't have to be facetious.

    Maybe I'm just boycotting html.

    Or read this, it explains how to copy and paste.

    --
    The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either. - Benjamin Franklin
    1. Re:Are you so lazy you can't copy and paste? by leuk_he · · Score: 1

      If it was that big of a deal, you could have emailed me privately.

      If only your e-mail was displayed. I would have continued this in e-mail. ... be facetious. ... complicated word. I dont know the meaning of it. really!

      how to copy and paste.
      -You KNOW that slashdot.org includes spaces in html
      It is copy & past & edit!
      -for newbees isnt it nice to create clickable links?
      -you could have posted a link with mode=nocomment.

  165. On the Mark by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    Yeah, they're saying that since they they don't expect the audiance to turn out in large enough numbers to make a 3 hour showing worthwhile, be that because of attention spans, stereo typing, etc., they'd cut it down to the "regular size". They obviously thought LotR could pull it off, but not StarTrek? Odd. Both have absolutely huge fan bases and a rich background to draw from, so what's the determining factor? (beyond LotR being absolutely fabulous, obviously).

    And the seedier side of the Trek could have been wonderfully executed as you suggest. It definittely could have benefited from a few shades of darkening. It was also something I was hoping for with ST: Enterprise-- They're on the Frontier, unpowered and outclassed in the unknown at nearly every turn, but it's still so damn sanitized it's pathetic. Cripes, I was drawing up scripts for damn near the same thing 4 years ago (it seemed like the only other place Trek could possibly go at the time) with that in mind. Unfortunately Enterprise got there first and my hopes were crushed... Another TNG, but lower tech. ~sigh~ I like Kevin Sorbo in Andromeda better than the last 4 Trek series... (I know, another (post) Roddenberry production). Yes, I'm jaded. I'll step down from my soapbox now.

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  166. Chop chop! by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    Good point. I haven't read the books but I can't possibly see this movie fitting into anything less than three hours and still be good. Given the fine job they did, I think I look forward to the "uncut" DVD and think there'd be no such thing as too much of a good thing if they expanded out to 6 movies...

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  167. Why wait? by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    They're already their... Just visit any fast food joint and they'll take your order.

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  168. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by Cruciform · · Score: 2

    In the study I read about (same one?) they were testing many different situations, because they wanted to find out why people "never saw it coming" in most accidents. From analyzing a large number of accidents they found that even though there was a clear view of the oncoming car or pedestrian people wouldn't see them until just before impact.
    The research showed that using the brain for different activities while driving affected the ability to process visual data, creating blind spots that varied in size accordingly.
    Talking to a passenger while keeping one's eyes on the road wasn't nearly as bad as operating a hand held cell phone. But cell phones and food consumption left the driver effectively impaired as if they had driven after consuming several drinks.

  169. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

    Sure. But they don't have oncoming traffic, intersections, kids crossing the street etc.

    Having driven cars and bikes at their limits of adhesion, I can assure you that the concentration needed to handle intersections and pedestrians in a neighborhood street at 25-30mph is nothing by comparison.

    And I also doubt you have anywhere near the reflexes of a race driver.

    I turn a pretty quick lap, so don't be too sure. Besides, most race drivers don't have incredible reflexes. They have coordination and learned skills. The difference between their driving and yours probably has less to do with how quickly they react and more to do with how they react. That's why many race drivers remain competitive into their 40's -- and beyond.

  170. What a story to bring out the pricks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Shows how fucking insecure all you /. readers are. Christ, I was annoyed by his characher on TNG too, but I feel for the guy.

    Not so different from you guys losing a sys admin job that you liked, or being cut from your school team or any number of other things.

    Wil Wheaton is NOT Wesley Crusher, and I think everyone's busting his nuts over it is a fucking great example of the lack of empathy that people have nowadays.

    You're all a bunch of assholes. There's my empathy. Suck on it.

  171. One for the .sig file... by jbayes · · Score: 1

    It sure was strange to see something on Usenet about me that didn't involve Klingon gang rape. -- Wil Wheaton

    ROFL

    --

    "It sure was strange to see something on Usenet about me that didn't involve Klingon gang rape." -- Wil Wheaton

  172. Not cynical, realistic by fm6 · · Score: 2
    Sorry, but this is not honest soul-sharing, this is Hollywood posturing. Consider: Wheaton's site used to have a very intersting account of the events leading up to his leaving TNG. This account portrayed Berman as a dictatorial jerk who screws around the talent just to squeeze pennies and to prove to them who's in charge. Which POV is rather confirmed by other disgruntled actors and writers. Then Wheaton gets a cameo, and that account gets pulled from the site -- and both Wheaton and Berman go around saying, "No! We never hated each other!"

    My best guess is that Berman never intended to use the Wesley footage, and Wheaton is in denial over the fact that he's been conned yet again.

    What's really irritating is this "it's all for the trekkies" BS. That might wash with the mentally challenged types who never take off their Starfleet uniforms, and insist that people address them by naval rank. For those of us who live in the real world, this is nauseating tripe.

    But WTF. I was a Star Trek fan 3/4 of my life, but the stupidity of Enterprise finally put me over the edge. I deliberately read all the Nemesis spoilers just so I wouldn't be tempted to go see it. And anyway, real space opera is finally returning to TV, so who cares?

  173. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You realize you've also just said, people holding conversations while driving can't pay attention to the road, therefore having passengers is just as dangerous.

    The other day I was stopped at a red light and looked into my rear0view mirror, to see this stupid woman driver yacking away to the woman next to her. So deep in conversation, she wasn't even looking at the road! I hit my horn, but too late, the stupid bitch rear-ended me. Fucking right talking to passangers when you are supposed to be concentrating on the road is dangerous.

  174. time for a conspiracy theroy. by seann · · Score: 1

    Who thinks that he got cut because he pleged his money towards EFF on "The weakest link".
    Somebody in hollywood gets pissed off, cuts his scenes, and his career distroyed forever!
    eh?

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  175. There is a BIG difference by alexhmit01 · · Score: 2

    Too late to likely get a response, but what the hell...

    The US is the world's only super power. It CAN impose its morality on the world.

    In ST:TNG, the Federation is rediculously overpowering, it CAN impose its morality on the world.

    In Enterprise, United Earth is a fly on the wall, it should be finding allies.

    That's the difference.

    I think that Americans, the first time in deep space, would be looking for new weapons and the ability to establish themselves.

    Archer is MORE than welcome to beat up on little guys. Its his possession of the Klingon ship and trying to help them, that bothers me. Grab the schematics and figure out how the weapons work. If a Klingon wakes up, shoot them. Next encounter with the Klingons, you're not as much at their mercy.

    That's my problem.

    America imposes its strategic interests on the world, that's a MAJOR difference. Archer is imposing his morality to the DETRIMENT of the Earth's strategic interests, that's what bothers me.

    Alex

  176. As Long As It's Not Beverly! by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    As long as the babe is in the movie - and hopefully the one getting screwed by Da Kapitan - I'm happy!

    She was supposed to be the "mother figure" on the show (to Picard's "father figure") but she was the quirkiest sexiest mother figure I ever saw.

    That Anne Rice "Lasher" spinoff show with the Scottish ghost pleasuring her from the INSIDE? Oh, yeah!

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  177. too bad you are wrong here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I too have a lot of respect for celebrities that don't become snots.

    However, Wil is a snot that abuses his fame when it suits him. I have said it before here, but a great example of this was when some foolish fans tried to get some autographs from him. He handed the first in the group a dollar bill and said, "Here! This is what you are really after, anyway"

    I don't recall seeing that or any of his other antics apologized for clearly. Clearly being the word of choice here. Perhaps he grew up a bit, but if he is either unwilling to admit he was wrong or does not think he was... either way he has a bit of growing up to do in many people's eyes.