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HOWTO: Annoy a Spammer

Bob writes "I think everyone by now has heard of the millionaire spammer Alan Ralsky. Here's a follow-up to the previous story. It seems that since the story was posted, people have signed him up for every advertising campaign and mailing list out there. And he doesn't like it." They're talking about this Slashdot story.

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  1. Good for him by Colosse · · Score: 2, Funny

    He can now use all these new adresses to send his own spam...

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    1. Re:Good for him by zbuffered · · Score: 2

      All kidding aside, I got my first spam to my (protected by anti-spam measures, as you see) slashdot e-mail address, which is separate from all my other e-mail addresses.
      I've only gotten one though -- wonder what the future holds in store for obfuscation@? I can always just switch to a new address, but I'm kinda curious.

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    2. Re:Good for him by TCaM · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe they should rent a helicopter and do an aerial bombardment of his nice new house with a few dozen cases of real SPAM.

  2. Sympathy... by craenor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is something you find in the dictionary between shit and syphillis.

    1. Re:Sympathy... by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      > Sympathy...
      Is something you find in the dictionary between shit and syphillis.

      So's "spammer".

      Shit, syphillis, and spammers.

      If I had to choose any two, I'd take the shit and the syph.

      At least we can get rid of the first two.

    2. Re:Sympathy... by vsprintf · · Score: 5, Funny

      C'mon now, we did a bad thing. . . I didn't see a mention of magazines anywhere in the article. Didn't anyone think to set him up with some house warming gifts from Publisher's Clearing House?

    3. Re:Sympathy... by VGR · · Score: 2, Informative

      In third world countries, yes. Some places have discovered a marvel of science and nature known as antibiotics. Syphilis is a bacterium and is killed by antibiotics.

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    4. Re:Sympathy... by dotgod · · Score: 2

      So is slashdot.

  3. Will something click... by FortKnox · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article:
    "They've signed me up for every advertising campaign and mailing list there is," he told me. "These people are out of their minds. They're harassing me."

    Ok, start your bets. When will his mind click, and he understands that this is what he does to people for a living?

    My bets on 5 years.

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  4. "Ha ha!" by Zapaanese.Whore · · Score: 4, Funny


    It's the small spiteful things like this that just make life bearable from time to time ;)

    - Z

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  5. Victim #2, yerrup! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    >He says he's asked Bloomfield Hills attorney
    >Robert Harrison to sue the anti-spammers.

    Sounds like another "opportunity" for the Slashdot crowd. A spammer's lawyer: is there a lower form of life?

    1. Re:Victim #2, yerrup! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      From the State Bar of Michigan Website

      Robert S. Harrison - P14691
      Robert Harrison & Assoc
      240 E Merrill St
      Birmingham, MI 48009-6106

      Phone: (248) 253-1800
      Fax: (248) 253-9446
      E-mail: rsh@rharrisonplc.com

      (Birmingham is 1.5 miles from Bloomfield)

    2. Re:Victim #2, yerrup! by cswiii · · Score: 2

      Yes, there is... the blasted "green card" lawyers who got this whole spam snowball started.

    3. Re:Victim #2, yerrup! by SquadBoy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Robert Harrison, (248) 253-1800, 2550 S Telegraph Rd, Bloomfield Hills, MI 48302

      http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=U TF -8&q=Robert+Harrison%2C+bloomfield+hills&btnG=Goog le+Search

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    4. Re:Victim #2, yerrup! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
      CALLING ALL SPAMBOTS!!!

      I think you meant Robert S. Harrison or was it this link.


      This has been educational. I didn't know Slashdot accepted mailto: URLs.

    5. Re:Victim #2, yerrup! by sharkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      A spammer's lawyer: is there a lower form of life?

      Someone "discovered" the Backstreet Boyz, N'Sync, The New Kids on the Block and Bobby Brown. I'd think that qualifies.

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  6. Poor planning... by digitalamish · · Score: 3, Funny

    With all that money, he should have bought a house to receive all of the spam snail mail, and kept his home address private.
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    1. Re:Poor planning... by jjoyce · · Score: 2

      Heh...next thing you know, a bunch of slashdot nerds will go help him out by "munging" his house for him...

  7. Idiot... by Gimpin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Quit your bitching. Why don't you use a couple of those millions you have and buy someone to filter your mail.

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  8. ROTFLOL by josepha48 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Its about time! Maybe if all spammers got floods of email in their email boxes about sex adds and buy this and that they would see what it is like and stop, and email could become useful again.

    Maybe that is what should happen to script kiddies and hackers. They should be dos's to death!

    I'm all for extrme methods when extrme methods are used against me.

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    1. Re:ROTFLOL by Telastyn · · Score: 2

      You mean like this?

    2. Re:ROTFLOL by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 2

      Actually, The USPS can use this to their advantage. They can have a special Spammer's Reply Envelope to make it easy for an anti-spammer to send something to a known spammer.

      The envelope can be filled with as much leftover "Current Resident" junk mail you can fit in it for one flat rate. The post office should have plenty of that lying around.

  9. heh by jesse.k · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Best schadenfreud since Pets.com and eToys going out of business.

  10. Eating his own waste by joelwest · · Score: 4, Funny

    He's going to sue whom? He has to find them first. And then prove that they did it. And prove that he is suffereing damages.

    In Soviet Russia, you annoy the spammers.

    1. Re:Eating his own waste by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "He's going to sue whom? He has to find them first. And then prove that they did it. And prove that he is suffereing damages."

      Hopefully when he thinks about that, he'll realize the fundamental problem with a business like that: There's no verification process.

      Let me give you an example: I did an experiment with Slashdot a few weeks ago. I created a brand new, never before used email address and made it visible in my info w/o the anti-spam armor. Within days, I was on a mailing list for volunteer fire fighters. Volunteer Firefighters? I'm reaaaaaaaaaaally curious how I ended up with that. heh.

      It's too easy to sign up anonymously. Because of that, it's too hard to sue somebody over a stunt like that. Want my opinion? Blast a few other people in the same way until they realize that the only way to deal with this problem is to make the signup process more secure. When that happens, (hopefully) we'll see less unsolicited advertisements.

      Maybe I'm too optimistic.

  11. other possibilities by Spicy+Bisquit · · Score: 4, Funny

    sign him up to various organizations:
    -NAMBLA
    -The Klan
    -The Rosie O'Donnel Fan club

    1. Re:other possibilities by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 5, Funny

      -The Rosie O'Donnel Fan club

      Don't you think that last one is going too far? We'd be worse than he is!!

    2. Re:other possibilities by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Funny
      Sign him up to various organizations:
      > -NAMBLA
      > -The Klan
      > -The Rosie O'Donnel Fan club

      Objection!

      Judging from the pr0n spams I've gotten from eithe rRalsky, or his close associate Haberli, NAMBLA's members are probably customers.

      As for the Klan, no way. No mixing of races, because it's against God's will for a human to lie with an animal, remember? They may refer to the melanin-enhanced among us as "mud people", but the Klan still uses the word people. That doesn't apply to spammers, of course.

      Rosie O'Donnell Fan Club? Sure, I'd pay good money to see Rosie sit on Ralsky and crush him to death like the piece of cockroach shit he is (please convey my apologies to the Cockroach Fecal Matter Anti-Defamation League), but I'm afraid Ralsky would enjoy it too much. If I know it, you think the Rosie Fan Club doesn't also know it, and are taking precautions?

    3. Re:other possibilities by grytpype · · Score: 5, Funny

      Anybody know a place where we can order 12 tons of fresh pig shite?

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    4. Re:other possibilities by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > Anybody know a place where we can order 12 tons of fresh pig shite?

      According to this, there's 12 tons of pig shite "near Halsted and Maple, in West Bloomfield, IL".

      I doubt it's the fresh stuff, though. That'd be quality pig shite.

    5. Re:other possibilities by Greedo · · Score: 2

      I think his TiVO already does this.

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    6. Re:other possibilities by Dynedain · · Score: 2

      Nope....but I do know where you can get as much cow excretion as you could possibly want (is 14000 cubic feet enough?) and absolutely 100% free - just pick it up

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    7. Re:other possibilities by mcrbids · · Score: 3, Funny
      -NAMBLA
      -The Klan
      -The Rosie O'Donnel Fan club


      ... And don't forget the best one:
      CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY...

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    8. Re:other possibilities by dacarr · · Score: 2
      NO! NO! NO! NO!

      Think of the possibilities. He teams up with Scientology. He is a spammer. DANGER WILL ROBINSON.

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  12. Spam the spammer by srblackbird · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is one way to deal with spam, but if you spam a spammer, you will become a spammer (...) So @ the end the whole internet will slow down. I think we can better look for better alternatives.

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    1. Re:Spam the spammer by JPelorat · · Score: 2

      But to a great many people, AOL *is* 'the Internet'.. so if excess snail mail causes an AOL cd to be delivered later than it would have been, wouldn't that be a case of 'slowing down the internet'? =)

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    2. Re:Spam the spammer by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 5, Interesting
      "This is one way to deal with spam, but if you spam a spammer, you will become a spammer (...) So @ the end the whole internet will slow down. I think we can better look for better alternatives."

      An alternative might be to poison his system. Keep in mind that Ralksy sells spamming services. He sells the service of using e-mail to advertise products that other companies sell. He doesn't actually sell penis enlargers and fake diplomas himself.

      So we could poison this system by actually responding to every spam and providing erroneous payment details, mailing details, etc to the companies who want to hawk their products by spam. Obviously they would waste plenty of money processing and shipping these orders, only to find out that they are getting no profit for it. This way, Ralksy's customers go under. Essentially, Ralksy's air supply would be cut off.

    3. Re:Spam the spammer by MyHair · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So we could poison this system by actually responding to every spam and providing erroneous payment details, mailing details, etc to the companies who want to hawk their products by spam. Obviously they would waste plenty of money processing and shipping these orders, only to find out that they are getting no profit for it.

      When do I get mod points? That is a cool idea. The problem with spam is that it's so easy and cheap. Waste their time and money and maybe they'll find a more legitimate form of advertising. If way less than 1% respond with orders, if we can get just a % or two to respond with fake orders maybe they'd give in.

      Wait, there's probably something illegal about this. How can we do this without breaking a law? I know some people won't care, but I do.

    4. Re:Spam the spammer by rabidcow · · Score: 2

      This is one way to deal with spam, but if you spam a spammer, you will become a spammer

      The people who signed him up for stuff are not spamming him, you can't spam one person. I suppose the correct term for this would be "mail bomb" but that has different meaning when dealing with physical mail.

    5. Re:Spam the spammer by Andrewkov · · Score: 2
      So @ the end the whole internet

      One small point, off topic.. Using "@" as an abreviation for "at", although it may seem cool, is actually two keystrokes (shift+2) same as the actual word, and plus it's annoying. Please stop doing it.

    6. Re:Spam the spammer by cryptor3 · · Score: 2

      On the other hand, spamming him by USPS is a good thing, because it keeps postage down by making business for our friends the mailmen.

    7. Re:Spam the spammer by Alsee · · Score: 2

      if you spam a spammer, you will become a spammer

      Except the people involved DIDN'T spam him. They simply gave his address to other spamers. They're just pointing the spammers at each other.

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    8. Re:Spam the spammer by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "even better, why not order these products and have them sent to Ralksy?"

      IANAL

      Because that would be easier to prosecute.

    9. Re:Spam the spammer by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "This is a good idea, and I've done it myself on a couple occasions."

      I have done it to some Nigerian scammers. I got them to phone the US Secret Service Electronic Crimes department and ask for James Kirk. One guy was furious and demanded an apology. Another e-mailed me back and said the woman told me there was no James Kirk there. (Yes, the James Kirk name is from the haxial.org escapades.)

    10. Re:Spam the spammer by dublin · · Score: 2

      So we could poison this system by actually responding to every spam and providing erroneous payment details, mailing details, etc to the companies who want to hawk their products by spam. Obviously they would waste plenty of money processing and shipping these orders, only to find out that they are getting no profit for it. This way, Ralksy's customers go under. Essentially, Ralksy's air supply would be cut off.

      This idea has a lot of merit, and realistically, most of us here on /. have had addresses for so long that they're on darn near every spam list anyway.

      Perhaps the thing to do is the following: Respond to *everything*. Click every link in every spam you get (well, almost every spam - I refuse to find out what Wanda really does with animals), including the almost-always bogus "unsubscribe me" links. Yes, this will make things worse short-term, but if enough people do it, then the spammers will have an incentive to filter those people out, thus for the first time giving the spammers an incentive to *remove* people from thier mailing lists.

      It's ugly, but poisoning the waterhole has been known to be effective in getting people to move on, and I don't know about yours, but mine is already pretty thoroughly poisoned. Perhaps we need to poison the waterholes of the customers of Mr. Ralsky and his slimy ilk.

      I'm seriously considering clicking spam links and responding to spam messages whenever I find myself on hold, for instance. (If we spent half of our current /. time on responding to spam, we could make a big dent.) Widespread adoption of this habit could fundamentally change the ecomical attractiveness of spamming until legislation with real teeth can be implemented nationwide, and enable spam filters to be placed at all international network PoPs. It's about time to blacklist entire countries for support of spam...

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    11. Re:Spam the spammer by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "This idea has a lot of merit, and realistically, most of us here on /. have had addresses for so long that they're on darn near every spam list anyway."

      I've had my main address for 2.5 years and only get about 4 spams per year to it. (And it's always the same spam about skin lotion too...) That's a testament to good management and spamblocking of it from the start. It is impossible to find my real address anywhere where a bot can get to it.

      But I know what you mean. Most people didn't know how to protect an e-mail address when they first got it. Fortunately for me I had a hotmail address to screw up and learn about anti-spam with before I got a real pop3.

      Overall, I agree with you on the point that poisoning the water hole is the best thing to do right now because there is no national legislation in the USA with teeth (and I think there won't be at least until Dubyah is gone) so we have to fend for ourselves. We are essentially on the frontier. We're 'gunslingers' in the wild west and only those who are smartest and have the fastest, most accurate gun will live to tell about it. Yes, poison the spammers' air supply for the good of everyone.

  13. I'd like to help by NixterAg · · Score: 5, Funny

    And he doesn't like it

    How can I help him like it even less?

  14. YAY! by Lshmael · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Cool, and kudos to all you guys out there.

    His hypocrisy is amazing, though. "You enabled companies to send me lots of stuff in my mailbox that I do not want! I sue j00!" Can anyone say , "Countersuit?"

  15. IMO it's a case of just desserts by TVmisGuided · · Score: 3, Insightful

    IIRC there's an AEsop's fable which holds the moral that "one is usually paid in one's own coin." I doubt anyone will (successfully) argue that this is, in fact, the case here.
    'Nuff said.

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    1. Re:IMO it's a case of just desserts by mstyne · · Score: 2

      While I agree wholeheartedly with the body of your post, that has got to be one of the most atrocious sigs I've ever seen on /.

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  16. hah, yeah right by Loie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    first of all, does Mr. Harrison honestly think he's going to sue ALL 300? Second, where does he plan on getting the names of the people to sue? Third, even if somebody DOES get sued, what's to stop said somebody from counter-suing his ass for the very act Ralsky's angry over?

    1. Re:hah, yeah right by ewhac · · Score: 2

      first of all, does Mr. Harrison honestly think he's going to sue ALL 300?

      Certainly. Just like the DVD CCA sued 500 different people, who are named in the suit as John Does 1-500.

      Legal mechanisms are in place to file suit against persons whose identities are unknown. That's not a stumbling block at all.

      Schwab

  17. Beautiful plan , but I do this every day. . . by Cokelee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Every time I sign up for a ridiculous required acct, say to iMesh, I use an email address of a domain that sends spam so that when the account is spammed the spam is sent to another spammer.
    Cyclical spamming!

  18. ooooo juicy. by nege · · Score: 2

    Lawyers please take your places.

    On your mark...get set...litigate!!

    mmm. pie.

  19. How's he going to know who to sue? by hether · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Ralsky is indeed annoyed. He says he's asked Bloomfield Hills attorney Robert Harrison to sue the anti-spammers."

    How does he plan to identify who to sue? And is he really going to pay to have his lawyer track down the 300+ slashdot users who posted "anti-Ralsky posts"? This just seems silly.

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    1. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by aron_wallaker · · Score: 5, Funny

      More importantly, who has his lawyer's address ?

    2. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Robert Harrison & Assoc
      2550 S Telegraph Rd # 275
      Bloomfield Hills, MI
      248-253-1800

      Public info.

    3. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by 1WingedAngel · · Score: 5, Informative

      Straight from google:

      Robert Harrison

      (248) 253-1800

      2550 S Telegraph Rd

      Bloomfield Hills, MI 48302

      Yahoo! Maps

      MapQuest

    4. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by mosch · · Score: 2
      Honestly, if he's made enough money to buy an $800k home from his spam, he should consider himself lucky that the only retribution has been some catalogue signups. Personally, I'm trying for much better retribution than a few catalogues, I'm writing a letter (not an email or a fax) to my state representative and my governor, asking that they enact anti-uce legislation in my state, and asking that it have a financial penalty clause.

      Who wants to fuck around with a minor inconvenience when we can do one better and legally put him out of business?

    5. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by valmont · · Score: 2
      heh have you guys ever seen "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". At the end of the money they both get a lotta cash which they use to fly planes all over the country to "beat-up all those fucks who talk shit about us on the internet".

      heh

    6. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by squiggleslash · · Score: 2
      he's doing his job: defending the right of those who want to spam others.
      That's not quite what he's doing. He's (potentially) defending someone against being spammed or rather bringing a suit against people who are responsible, in some way, for his client being spammed. Whether the someone in this case is a spammer himself is neither here nor there.

      Likewise, if a petty crook has his VCR stolen and (for whatever reason) files a civil suit against the culprit, the lawyer in that case is attacking those who have robbed his client. The fact it's a crook who's his client doesn't mean that it's suddenly ok to steal from the lawyer.

      This also has the potential to bring a mean precedent, namely that our spamming friend will successfully sue those who spammed him, and find himself unable to legally stay in business.

      For all the sympathy I'll have with the Slashdotters who end up on death row if that happens, here's hoping...

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  20. This is different by nuggz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You see, he won't get the point.

    This is different, this is being done for revenge. He spams because he has useful information to get out, plus it's so easy to just delete an email, it's a lot more work to sort through physical mail and throw it out.

    That being said, I don't see how his lawsuit will go as far as the anti spam lawsuits.

    1. Re:This is different by JohnG · · Score: 5, Insightful
      "He spams because he has useful information to get out"

      Really! I know I personally don't know how I ever lived without knowing that 66% of all women are unsatisfied with their lover penis size, or that the president of Nigeria is desperate to smuggle 10 million dollars out of his country, or that hot underage girls have sex with beasts! What wonderful people these spammers are!

      "plus it's so easy to just delete an email"

      As opposed to throwing a letter in a big empty can?

      "it's a lot more work to sort through physical mail and throw it out."

      Are you serious? This is absurd. You got get physical mail ONCE per day. When you expect alot of important emails like me you end up checking every new message that comes in. In the mornings there are usually about 20 emails for me to ciphter through, with another 30 or so coming in during the day. 90% of them are junk.

    2. Re:This is different by chrysrobyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is different, this is being done for revenge. He spams because he has useful information to get out, plus it's so easy to just delete an email, it's a lot more work to sort through physical mail and throw it out.

      I try not to complain about Slashdot, but this highlights a need for a very important moderation feature.

      (+1 funny if joking, -1 troll if serious)

      Thank you for your consideration, I'm sure you'll be getting right on that.

      [/joking]
    3. Re:This is different by somethingwonderful · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree that this is different:

      Junk mail costs him absolutely no money to have delivered to his door.

      His @#$#$ing spam mail costs me MY MONEY every time it eats up my bandwidth! Even if it costs me 1/1,000,000th of a cent for every one, it is still *MY MONEY* that he is *stealing* from me, that bastard.

      As I see it, he's not only an unwelcomed guest, but he's a god @#$# @#$@#$ing thief as well, and should get *sued* for stealing MY MONEY!

      Yeah, I have some *serious* issues with spammers.

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    4. Re:This is different by plague3106 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Doesn't really matter why its done, the end result is the same. He's signed up for stuff he never wanted, just like the rest of us.

      His lawsuit is claiming harrasment; so its ok if someone wants to give me a great deal on crap i don't want, but its not ok when people are trying to make a legitimate point? Frankly, i don't see the difference. If this is harrasment for him, then its harrasment for me.

    5. Re:This is different by The+Monster · · Score: 5, Interesting
      it's a lot more work to sort through physical mail and throw it out.
      It also costs the senders more than it does the receivers - he pays absolutely nothing for unsolicited p-mail, and if he has a fireplace in that new house of his, can use it for kindling. In fact, I have heard of someone who deliberately got on mailing lists, bundled up the junk mail, and used it in his wood-burning stove to heat his house.
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    6. Re:This is different by Idarubicin · · Score: 2
      ...plus it's so easy to just delete an email, it's a lot more work to sort through physical mail and throw it out.

      I realize that the parent poster is probably just playing devil's advocate--most likely with a healthy dose of sarcasm.

      The important point is that the sender pays for the snail mail that I receive--when it comes to my door, I don't have to cough up for my letters, whether I want them or not. Email is a collect call, and one that you can't refuse to accept. Physical and electronic junk mail both waste my time, but spam costs me money.

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    7. Re:This is different by JohnG · · Score: 2

      Snail mailers are getting as unscrupulous (and stupid) as spammers too. I've noticed the more official and important a letter looks the more likely it is to be trash.

    8. Re:This is different by AntiNorm · · Score: 3, Informative

      Snail mail is a bit harder to get rid of though because there is no Procmail equivalant

      If the junk mailers are getting especially obnoxious, you can file a Form 1500 with the USPS. Makes it illegal for them to keep mailing you.

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    9. Re:This is different by pod · · Score: 2

      If it doesn't have my name on the outside, it's junk mail by definition and never even gets opened. This eliminates about 90% of it. The rest are sneaky credit card offers, and I know who my CC issuer is, so they don't fool me either.

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    10. Re:This is different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Anything that says Dept of Revenue is just people begging for money, I dont even open that mail.

    11. Re:This is different by qta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or if I am bored, I will just stuff something into their "paid by addressee" envelop, and mail it back to them. That postage will cost them some more real money. If a lot of people do that, they probably would think twice.

    12. Re:This is different by PurpleFloyd · · Score: 4, Insightful
      all i can say is enough evolution filters and no spam, gotta love ximian
      And no real mail as well.

      I think the solution here should be focused on eliminating spam at the server, rather than the client. No matter how clever your filters are, you will almost certainly either lose some real mail or let some spam through. Neither is acceptable, particularly when spam often eats bandwidth even before it gets filtered.

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      That's it. I'm no longer part of Team Sanity.
    13. Re:This is different by telstar · · Score: 2

      Nothing quite beats the toxins release from color catalogues...

    14. Re:This is different by DohDamit · · Score: 2

      You're a fucking idiot. Lawsuits do not lead to being convicted of a felony or misdemeanor. It leads to people losing money. Dipshit.

  21. Two Words by fizz-beyond · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have two words for him.
    Opt Out.
    Oh wait, he can't. and neither can I!

    --
    Blink
  22. And if you like to contribute to his legal fund... by Albinoman · · Score: 2, Funny

    just make sure you take him up on all the valuable offers he sends you.

  23. Curing Spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Spam is profitable if ~.004% of the recipients respond (and buy the product).
    It is impossible to stop this .004% from responding.
    Is Spamming profitable when 100-1000% of the spams get replies?
    If a company sees that it loses several thousand dollars in bandwidth costs, broken equipment AND the people who want to buy can't place orders, AND the spammer demands unreasonable amounts for the millions of replies, said company MUST stop paying for spam. When enough companies stop, spam will stop.

    Time to set up a SLASHDDOS effect.

    1. Re:Curing Spam by shird · · Score: 2

      Sure.... and when everybody else stops, I'll set up shop as a spammer and live like a king because there would be no other spam, so I would get an excellent ROI. It won't stop like that, believe me.

      --
      I.O.U One Sig.
    2. Re:Curing Spam by rat7307 · · Score: 2

      PARAPHRASING DILBERT (Well Dogbert): "If that's a cured ham, I'd hate to see a sick one!"

      --
      Burma?
  24. Sigh by twfry · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You all realize that this whole thing will blow up into some media thing. I bet in the end he'll write a book titled Spam Wars or some crap like that and make even more money than he did spamming....

  25. 5 years? You are an optimist by doublem · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This man suffers from a common human ailment. He does not have the ability to see what he does as wrong. Everyone else is a rube for him to exploit. He (in his own mind) can do whatever he wants, but if someone dares try the same stunt on him, they're going DOWN.

    That said, he's also a moron. He's been signed up for all that mail under false pretenses. It's mail fraud and a Federal Offense.

    Yet the dim bulb is calling a lawyer to file and civil lawsuit instead of a criminal one.

    Glad I keep my nose out of this nonsense.

    --
    "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
  26. Obligatory IANAL reference :) by pVoid · · Score: 2
    Ralsky is indeed annoyed. He says he's asked Bloomfield Hills attorney Robert Harrison to sue the anti-spammers.

    Hey, IANAL, but methinks this guy is not only an ass hole, but also a naive asshole.

    1. Re:Obligatory IANAL reference :) by alizard · · Score: 2

      Wait until his attorney finds out about the free advertising his client gave him... starting several hours ago.

  27. Opt-out? by seagar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm sure all of this spam mail hes getting has the same wonderful opt-out option just like all of his emails. "If you no longer wish to receive our mailings, please contact...", the funny thing is, i'm sure they are just as effective..not at all. Oh well, ive opted out of 100's of spam email, I think it just signs me up for more. Thats why I have a seperate account for that junk..

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    1. Re:Opt-out? by BoneFlower · · Score: 2

      Seperate accounts are the way to go. I have one hotmail account I use to register for websites, one hotmail account I use for real email, an AOL account I mostly ignore(my mom has AOL so I got myself a screen name for the rare few times I get bored and want to look through profiles for someone to talk to- thats about the only useful feature of AOL that isn't replicated as conveniently and effectively elsewhere on the net. And of course my .mil address only is used for military, ebay, and payapal. I get about one spam a week(some credit report thing) and none on the real hotmail. Hundereds of spams a day on the other hotmail though...

      Getting multiple email accounts is so trivial everyone should do it.

  28. Gee, Al, Just Hit Delete! by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
    What's wrong, Ralsky?

    If you don't want these exciting offers, why don't you just opt out?

    I'm sure that Aaron Adams will be happy to stop sending you stuff. Now, whether Aaron Afton will stop sending you stuff, you'll have to ask him to stop, too. But by DMA rules, the opt-out is only good for one person, and for one year. That's okay. By the time you've opted out of Zeke Zjibidan's list of exciting offers, you should have at least a couple of days before Aaron Adams can ask you if you're sure you still wanna be opted out of his Aaron's list.

    (Okay, so I admit that opting Ralsky into junk mail isn't quite as much fun as, say, opting him into a service that would have gone all-Vlad-the-Impaler on him in front of Chinanet's headquarters as a warning to the Falun Gong and Level3, but it sounds like it was a delightful bit of revenge. Kudos to whoever came up with the idea and to all who participated. I wish I'd been a part of it.)

  29. Is this a first? by Drakin · · Score: 5, Funny

    An attempted slashdotting of a physical address?

    Got to admit though, it's rather funny...

  30. An open Reply by BubbaTheBarbarian · · Score: 4, Interesting

    An open reply to Alan,

    Alan,
    Sue me bitch. I don't give a care. For years now, you and your have somehow gotten my email and sent me all sorts of shit that takes my time from me. My time is money, and if you want to go down that route, then go ahead.
    You take my time, I'll take yours. You can sue the anti-spammers all you want, but your dumb ass will smaked so hard your head will spin and will take you another 5 years just to get over that.
    So sue bitch. You take my server space, my bandwidth, and my time and force me to clean up the shit you leave on the internet.
    If you don't like it, leave us the hell alone, or find a better way of doing your "job"

    "Bastard operators don't win...anyone can win. Bastard operators win and TOTALLY demoralize. That is REAL winning."

  31. The pity flows like a stopped toilet by agrounds · · Score: 2
    Honestly, can any court of law take this man seriously? He already had to move his residence to a more tolerant (read: lax) legal system. I sincerely doubt he has any real room to maneuver here. I personally welcome a lawsuit that states that you cannot spam a spammer. The sheer hypocrisy is just priceless here.
    What is recourse in this situation? Subpoena slashdot for the user information attached to our screen names? That'll accomplish nothing but give him a list of usable e-mail addresses to add to his bulk-mailer scripts. I feel no remorse here. I personally wish I had signed him up for some great mailers from PETA, NAMBLA, various anti-abortion groups, and pretty much anything from Jerry Falwell. His harrassment is the best schadenfreud I can think of.

    I assure you, I'll be sleeping soundly tonight.

  32. I make spammers mad by... by saskboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I buy my scalp / breast creams and penile enhancements on infomercials like God intendended, and leave the crap on the Internet where it belongs.

    --
    Saskboy's blog is good. 9 out of 10 dentists agree.
  33. NAMBLA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nah, this guy looks nothing like Maron Brando. They would just kick him out.

  34. Re:Shouldn't he be happy? by doublem · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Lawyer? Soul?

    Are you nuts?

    --
    "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
  35. Vigilante justice ... by stubear · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...is no justice at all. Imagine if everyone felt they had the right to take the law into their own hands and dispense justice as they saw fit our legal system would become unbalanced. Individuals would place differing penalties based on their own moral judgments, not based on a standard of law. Judge, jury, executioner.

    Indeed, not a short month or so ago the RIAA was proposing congress pass legislation which would enable them to hunt down and possibly destroy or disable a system they believe to be involved with infringing intellectual property. Judge, jury, executioner.

    Many in these forums cried foul against this form of vigilante justice, and rightly so because vigilante justice is no justice at all. Even when the shoe is on the other foot, as it appears to be in this case, it still makes the act of dispensing justice, without the backing of our legal system, wrong.

    1. Re:Vigilante justice ... by MajroMax · · Score: 2
      Many in these forums cried foul against this form of vigilante justice, and rightly so because vigilante justice is no justice at all. Even when the shoe is on the other foot, as it appears to be in this case, it still makes the act of dispensing justice, without the backing of our legal system, wrong.

      This isn't justice, it's revenge. Sweet, sweet revenge.

      --
      "Evil company X is threatening to restrict our rights! Let's all get together to stop--OOOH! SHINEY!!!" -- AC
    2. Re:Vigilante justice ... by arkanes · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There are a couple differences here. The RIAA hacking proposal would have made something that is currently illegal legal, but only for them. On the other hand, what this guy does with the spam is legal (skirting the edges sometimes, with opt-out requests and whatnot), and since he maintains that it is both legal and ethical, he has no real right to complain when fed some of the same.

    3. Re:Vigilante justice ... by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 3, Funny

      Golden Rule
      Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

      Leaded Rule
      Pretend every mutha has a gun and you really don't want to piss them off.

    4. Re:Vigilante justice ... by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Vigilante justice (AKA blood-feud) is the best foundation for real justice. Far better than law made by politicians and enforced without the individual's consent.

      I'll explain...

      The supposition you seem to be working from is that unopposed vigilante justice would result in innocent folks being harmed. But, you forget that blood-feud cuts both ways - commit an injustice and you could be next on somebody's hit list.

      It takes people very little time to realise that starting a war this way is to nobody's benefit. Thus spring up voluntary courts based on customary, not fiat, law. The aim of which, is to repair the harm done by one person to another. This voluntary legal system has market-forces that prevent the kinds of abuse to which legislative law is prone. Too harsh a fine, and the crook refuses to follow the judgement, preferring to shoot it out or at least negotiate for a different judge. Too soft, and the victim does likewise. And in no case can a law suit be brought where there has been no harm - the defendant would refuse to come to court, the judge would refuse to try it. Thus are avoided bread-and-circuses laws that steal from some and give favors to others, thus are avoided bans on victimless "crimes".

      That was pretty much how it worked in viking Iceland - a system which lasted for 300 years (more than the USA thus far). They have sagas about their heroic lawyers, rather than hating them as pond scum as this culture does.

      Not only does the law belong "in your own hands", but that's the only way to get honest justice.

    5. Re:Vigilante justice ... by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

      "Imagine if everyone felt they had the right to take the law into their own hands and dispense justice as they saw fit our legal system would become unbalanced."

      Here's the problem with your view: Signing him up for mailing lists is just as legal (if not moreso) than spam itself. All the information used is publicly available, all people did was make it more public. And, on top of that, he doesn't get advertisements in his mailbox delivered postage due.

      They aren't taking the law into their own hands, they're working wholly within the law in pursuit of their own personal goals. And who isn't?

    6. Re:Vigilante justice ... by RealAlaskan · · Score: 2
      Vigilante justice ... is no justice at all.

      True, in general. But.

      The scum in question claims that what he does is legal, and ethical. So, what does he have to complain about? And what does your statement have to do with the case at hand? The person you are calling a victim has told us all that it's ok to do what is being done to him!

    7. Re:Vigilante justice ... by quintessent · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Organized resistance has a real place in our society (see also "Boycott"). The law defines a standard of conduct that is looser than what is fair, acceptable, or moral.

      The law may never get this guy for what he does. But boy is it great to see him getting just a tiny fraction of what he gives. Oh certainly, he'll hire people to take care of it. He's a millionaire now. But maybe, just for a moment, he'll pause and think.

    8. Re:Vigilante justice ... by limber · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Slightly OT, but there is a similar effort regarding the Total Information Awareness initiative being run by John Pointdexter. (I mean, Pointdexter is running the initiative, not the similar effort).

      Basically the idea is that Matt Smith is going to publish in a consolidated place all information on John Pointdexter that is available publicly/legally, in order to demonstrate just how thoroughly scary the TIA project could be.

      (Background: the TIA is yet another US government database project to track "undesirables", with the definition of undesirables being left alarmingly vague, and without a defined scope as to the usage of the gathered information...)

    9. Re:Vigilante justice ... by Dannon · · Score: 2

      Mean and spiteful? Yes. Vigilantism? Might be a bit of a strong word for this case. And the RIAA comparison isn't quite right either.

      These geeks aren't seeking to administrate Justice. They aren't looking to deprive anyone of life, liberty, or property through force or fraud.

      My guess is they're trying to 'teach him a lesson' under that old edict of 'turnabout is fair play'. That, or they're just engaging in a childish-but-satisfying prank, from which they derive no profit.

      The RIAA sought to deprive people of property through force: namely, internet connections through DoS attacks.

      The geeks in this case may be guilty of minor mail fraud, having used his name and address without his permission. A small crime, and in their minds, the risk of getting caught and found guilty is evidently worth the satisfaction of watching him throw a fit.

      --
      Good judgment comes from experience.
      Experience comes from bad judgment.
    10. Re:Vigilante justice ... by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      I agree. As I mention elsewhere, going after his attorney is getting just a little too adolescent.

      An initial jab is kind of amusing. A protracted campaign of sniggering hatred is not. Theoretically we're better than he is.

    11. Re:Vigilante justice ... by HamNRye · · Score: 2

      Vigilante justice is often seen when the law does not protect the common good.

      I honestly do not think that you can call what happened "vigilante justice" as there was no physical harm done. I think this falls under vandalism, or practical jokery, and as such is most appropriate.

      Indeed, perhaps this high profile case will highlight how harassing it can be to get on several catalogue lists. Many of us suffer through the same nonsense that he is because we shopped at Amazon, AOL, CDNOW, etc... and had our contact details sold and resold.

      Let this Ralsky moron have a kid. You get junk mail like never before. I get 6-7 credit card offers a day! So what if he gets 300.... I get 4 viagra e-mails from him a day and he's proud of it.

      Also, don't forget that this was the pig-happy guy who was looking at putting pop-ups right on your desktop by exploiting windows messenger. For that alone, I'd like to send a small army of door-to-door salesmen to his house.

      I just hope they signed him up for telemarketing........

      ~Hammy

    12. Re:Vigilante justice ... by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      vigilante justice is no justice at all.
      Gotta disagree.
      Vigilante justice is the ultimate justice. Used when the existing legal forms have proven so ineffective that the populace takes the law into their own hands. Otherwise you are giving the moral high ground to every existing tyrant.
      Are you saying that the passengers of the 9-11 flight that went down in Pennsylvania should *not* have taken matters into their own hands?

    13. Re:Vigilante justice ... by Fat+Casper · · Score: 2
      Leaded Rule, Part 2

      Shoot back (respond in kind).

      --
      I spent a year in Iraq looking for WMD and all I found was this lousy sig.
    14. Re:Vigilante justice ... by Fat+Casper · · Score: 2
      Not only does the law belong "in your own hands", but that's the only way to get honest justice.

      The law used to be in our hands, but since 9/11 we apparently can't be trusted with it anymore. Thank God Ashcroft and Ridge are around to take care of the law for us.

      --
      I spent a year in Iraq looking for WMD and all I found was this lousy sig.
    15. Re:Vigilante justice ... by quintessent · · Score: 2

      Very funny. Maybe people should start posting "Poindexter sightings" whenever they see him in a video store or at a gas station.

  36. street address redux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm such an anonymous coward. Here's the address.

    Alan M Ralsky
    6747 Minnow Pond Dr
    West Bloowfield Township, MI 48322-2663

    1. Re:street address redux by Xtraneous · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Shit... this psychopath lives right next to me. Well, um, OK, down the street (1 block) away from me.

      *huddles in corner, whimpering. Please don't slashdot my house too!*

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    2. Re:street address redux by gaudior · · Score: 2
      You MUST toilet-paper his house.

      It's a moral imperative.

    3. Re:street address redux by zbuffered · · Score: 2, Funny

      Leaving a single can of Hormel Spam on his doorstep as a calling card.

      --
      Synergy is your friend
    4. Re:street address redux by Kintanon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thank you, I did my part and signed him up for half a dozen catalogs he might be interested in. I believe him sending me business related e-mails constitutes a prior business relationship with me, which I have taken advantage of to send him these excellent catalogs in which he might find some amazing gifts for his family, or products that he may enjoy using.
      Bondage Whores monthly is surely a high quality publication and I hope he gets many hours of use out of the items he is sure to wish to purchase from them!

      Kintanon

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    5. Re:street address redux by herbierobinson · · Score: 2

      Make sure all your neighbors know where to walk their dogs...

      --
      An engineer who ran for Congress. http://herbrobinson.us
  37. Another Idea by idahogie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's send Buzz Aldrin over to his house.

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    ...and they shall know me by my sig.
  38. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hey, all they did was take his personal information and give it out to some "partners".

    Advertisers do that all the time, don't they?

  39. Re:curious.... by morgajel · · Score: 2

    wonder if he's smart enough to filter his own address out of his spam.
    I say we just post his email address everyone and let other spam harvesters take care of it.
    wouldn't that be ironic if all the spam he was getting was coming from himself?:)

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  40. Info about Ralsky by fatquack · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you want to help, head over to htpp://www.spamhaus.org or more info on Ralsky directly at: http://www.spamhaus.org/rokso/search.lasso?evidenc efile=1290

  41. An educational tidbit... by MacAndrew · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...from this adolescent spamming (notice I don't say I disapprove -- it qualifies as poetic justice) is there's a weakness to even conservative opt-in spam -- 3rd party abuse. It's been done, to mass-subscribe a target -- even nice guys -- to multiple irritating lists at the click of a script. This could also be used as a cover for spammers to play dumb when someone complains.

    This kind of stunt has been done for years, as by filling out lots of those "tell more more!" business cards with the victim's info. Again, the internet takes a little problem and magnifies it 100-fold. This can be used for evil as well as "good."

    So ... if opt-in is to work, there has to be some add'l layer of caution such as a practical methods of authentication. Suggestions? The snadard now is to send a single email requesting a reply before the opt-in is confirmed. Is there a way to spoof this?

    1. Re:An educational tidbit... by psamuels · · Score: 3, Interesting
      So ... if opt-in is to work, there has to be some add'l layer of caution such as a practical methods of authentication. Suggestions? The snadard now is to send a single email requesting a reply before the opt-in is confirmed. Is there a way to spoof this?

      Are you talking about snail mail or email opt-in? For email opt-in, it's pretty easy. You send the subscribee a confirmation mail containing a random number string, and if they send it back (just hit 'reply' and quote the whole thing) they're confirmed.

      The only way to spoof this is to gain access to the victim's mailbox, so you can receive the confirmation mail with the random number in it. And if you have access to the victim's mailbox (or a router in between, etc) there is nothing that can prevent opt-in spoofing, short of everyone having pgp or some other pki, with a web of trust spanning the whole world. Like that's ever gonna happen.

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    2. Re:An educational tidbit... by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      I figured as much. The only near-perfect solution would also use an encrypted sig.

      I brought this up mostly as a reminder (to myself?) that although opt-in is talked about as the most conservative option, it is not in fact adequate. Snail mail advertising hasn't really needed this kind of protection.

      Also helpful would be a global opt-out, though that could create problems for those of us who do want to subscribe to a thing or two. So there could be a central registry.... Hmm, messy. I don't know if this could even be explained to the average user.

      And good luck getting the spammers to "opt-in" to the plan. Also, they fo have limited free speech rights, I'm not sure how that would factor in to the complexity and security of the scheme.

  42. Re:Alan Ralsky's Address and phone number - wrong by spoonyfork · · Score: 5, Informative

    That's not the right address. That's his old address. I believe the new one is on Minnow Pond in the same city.

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    Speak truth to power.
  43. It is clearly NOT Vigilante justice by pmancini · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Vigilanties are self elected groups (which is the case here) that declare themselves outside of the state and federal courts (not done here) that proclaim the right to arrest, judge and kill or otherwise punish their subjects (also not done here).

    What this is a case of is the State and Federal Courts claiming that mass mailing is ok. It is also ok for mass mailers to find email and physical addresses by any means and to send material in bulk without solicitation. All this group of alleged vigilanties did was exactly what the alleged spammer did. They acted as independent agents for legitimate bulk mailing firms and supplied his information to them. The material sent to the alleged spammer was legitimate commercial solicitation, the very same type he himself has proclaimed to make a living sending to others.

    The alleged spammer can sue in civil court (which allows suits for almost any reason). There are a variety of tactics he can employ to allege damage and seek retribution. I don't think it will be a very interesting case or at all successful.

    It is the type of low-curb protection that tends to get the courts to look at a social problem and then the next thing you know you have government regulation.

    Personally, I watched my own email box for a 24 hour period. Of 112 emails recieved, only 9 were actual emails. The rest were a varity of unsolicited commercial mail, many of an extremely purile nature.

    I didn't participate in the group that set this guy up for getting all of this unsolicited commercial mail, but I fully sympathize with the group.

  44. Harassment, no matter how funny, can be legal by chef_raekwon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ahhhh

    another ac

    anyway, I dont recall Rob or Cowboy Neal saying "spam this guy." So, Slashdot won't be liable. Also, all posts belong to their respective authors, as per Slashdot.

    besides, i don't think that even those posts said "do it!!!" they merely provided the vehicle for the individual to make that "independent" decision.

    oh, and as always, IANAL.
    cheers

    --
    We're like rats, in some experiment! -- George Costanza
  45. First /.'ing in MeatSpace! by MagikSlinger · · Score: 3, Funny

    Isn't it enough that we /. websites, but now we have to do it in the real world too? :-)


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  46. Quick every one send him your.... by nlinecomputers · · Score: 3, Funny

    ....extra AOL CDs!

    AOL wants the photo OP. This guy hates snail mail spam. Just back that dump truck onto his lawn.

    *You've got mail.*

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    Slashdot, home of supporters of free software, free music, and free speech.Except for Moderators that disagree with you.
  47. My own little spam tale by Overzeetop · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I recently received my first off-color spam email at my "main" address (three years, pr0n spam free). There was a "remove-me" link to a blind web-page, but that seemed beyond foolish. I almost just deleted the email, but realized that I didn't want to leave this unanswered.

    I opened the html body, then did a whois search on all six domains in the email. Four were owned by the "sender." One was for the content company, another for a payment processing company. I also looked up Virginia spam laws. There is one, section 18.2-152.4: Computer Trespass. It states

    A. It shall be unlawful for any person to use a computer or computer network without authority and with the intent to:

    7. Falsify or forge electronic mail transmission information or other routing information in any manner in connection with the transmission of unsolicited bulk electronic mail through or into the computer network of an electronic mail service provider or its subscribers.

    The offense is a class 6 misdemeanor. In addition section 152.12 has civil relief and damages of legal fees, court costs, and the greater of actual damages or $10 per email (limited to $25,000/day) payable both the receiver and the email provider.

    I replied, as the postmaster of my domain, that the email was unwanted, and I was not to receive any transmissions in the future to any emails in this domain. I sent the email to the admin contact of each domain, and to the return-to addressee with a return receipt. I notified them that, should I not receive a response from the return-addressee, the email would be assumed to include "falsified mail transmission information" and would be in violation of the applicable Virginia statute.

    A week later I received an inquiry from the payment processor asking for the email body in order to identify the spammer. A day after sending the body text, I received a nice email from the same company, apologizing for the inconvenience and informing me that the spammers account had been frozen, as he was in violation of his terms of service.

    It's a shame he hadn't sent me a couple hundred emails at once, so I could have filed in civil court for a couple of grand. Spending 30 minutes to piss him off is worth my time, but filing in court for $10 isn't.

    --
    Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
  48. Re:That's so ironic it hurts by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "But I bet he won't stop, the money is too good."

    He's human. No amount of money can cope with excessive annoyance.

    It occurs to me that there may be another way to turn the heat up on him: What if a large group of people was to buy cheap used books at Amazon and ship them to him? I got $20 I'd put into that heh.

    Here's one we could send him:

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0201 379570/qid=1039199736/sr=1-6/ref=sr_1_6/103-247312 5-9558250?v=glance&s=books

    I wonder what'd happen if he recieved a few hundred of those.

  49. If he tries to sue by Daetrin · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Just tell him you were paid to provide his address to the junk mail people. Clearly it's not harrasment if you're getting paid, then it's just sound buisness practice (in his own little twisted amoral world at least)

    If he actually succeeded, wouldn't he open himself up to one giant countersuit?

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  50. Re:Shouldn't he be happy? by strictnein · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does his lawyer have a soul?

    Is this a trick question? Lawyers don't have souls =)

  51. Taste of his own medicine by nuggz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The point is they want to demonstrate their complaint to this person. Reasonable explanations haven't worked. So they are giving a more practical demonstration.

    Their snail mail spam of a few hundred pieces isn't that much different then his billions of pieces of email spam.

    The only apparent difference is that he can't understand what he is doing is wrong when he does it. Although he realizes it is wrong when it happens to him.

  52. Revenge is... by crivens · · Score: 2

    Revenge is very, very sweet. This made me laugh and feel all warm and fuzzy inside!

  53. "Counterspam" as a method to get rid of a spammer by DocSnyder · · Score: 5, Informative
    For quite some time I've been putting any relay test dropbox, any spamvertized domain, any spammer or spamfriendly hoster's domain into my Sugarplum installation. Harvesters scanning my web site will fall into the trap at the beginning without discovering the rest of my site.

    What is more, these adresses get posted into Usenet *.test groups. These newsgroups get harvested like crazy, with spam incidents occuring only a few days after posting and hitting several times per day. Since there is no obligation to use realnames for *.test postings, the most effective way to have spammers spam each other is using their addresses as sender ("From" header).

    A few weeks ago a 419 scammer annoyed some members of the German anti-spam community with his crap. Usually most 419 scammers spamvertize their email address within the email body, Reply-To or even From. As his address seemed to be valid (to receive answers of fool^Wcustomers), we posted it into quite some *.test newsgroups. A day later, someone with a Nigerian IP address answered "don't mess around with us, read ya". Followup was "Oh, you're spamming each other? Here is some more food" and a list with hundreds of spammer's and spamfriendly people's email addresses.

    The occurrence frequency of 419 scam has actually declined since then.

  54. Santa Claus lives in Snowmass, CO by tswinzig · · Score: 3, Informative

    Also included in the article was a blurb about a guy sending a fedex package to Santa Claus, North Pole. Fedex actually delivered it... to Snowmass, CO. Signed for by: S CLAUS

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    1. Re:Santa Claus lives in Snowmass, CO by srvivn21 · · Score: 2

      Apparently FedEx doesn't know about The Santa Claus House in North Pole, Alaska. That's a shame. They have letter answering Elves there and everything.

  55. What I would like to see by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 2

    I want him to sue and I want the judge to rule that sending spam is harrassment and immediately fine the senders $0.10 per item sent to him. I'll pitch in to help with that. Hell, I'll send him a few myself. But fine him $0.10 per item he has ever sent out. That might relate the two to him so he might finally realize what he's doing.

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  56. Sorting snail mail by nuggz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Taking out the trash has to be the single most troublesome bit of work in my house.

  57. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by scotch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    His ailment == "lack of empathy". Truly a common human deficiency. He will not be missed when the agents of karma take him out.

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  58. What'd they ever do? by Kibo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ok, I understand how someone might not want to be associated with the Klan or especially the Rosie O'Donnel Fan Club. But the National Association of Marlon Brando Look Alikes?

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  59. Demonstrating the concept of 'annoying' by jehreg · · Score: 5, Funny
    If they go to trial, have the defence lawyer ding a bell at random intervals during the whole process of the trial. At some point the judge will want to kill the lawyer, thereby demonstrating that the defendants (the slashdudes) have been rendered insane by the annoyance of receiving massive amounts of unsolicitated "dings".

    When the judge finally screams "Will you stop that ?!?", have the lawyer look the judge straight in the eyes and say calmly: "No."

    Ipso facto.

  60. As a matter of fact I do... by kevcol · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:As a matter of fact I do... by mosch · · Score: 2

      Dear god, man! warn somebody when you're posting goatse photos.

  61. Not too hard... by Anguirel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Start sending him mail "Postage Due". That's how he's sending spam... you pay for him to send it by paying for your bandwidth which he clogs. So send him mail, and make him pay for each letter you send.

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    1. Re:Not too hard... by LostCluster · · Score: 2

      The problem is, you can decline to receive postage due mail... simply don't pay. Declining spam ain't so easy.

    2. Re:Not too hard... by pjrc · · Score: 3, Funny
      Spammers don't waste bandwidth, because they pay for the bandwidth they use, too. It's their bandwidth, they can do whatever they want with it.

      And in related news, telemarkers don't waste people's time, as the callers are paid an hourly wage to make all those calls.

  62. Re:Alan Ralsky's Address and phone number - wrong by Universal+Nerd · · Score: 2, Informative

    Oh... That I didn't know, does anyone have his new address?

    BTW - Mods, MOD MY OTHER POST DOWN, it was WRONG.

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  63. It's not SPAM it's a service! by Quill_28 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    He should be thrilled about all the important offers, coupons, and money make making schemes he is seeing.

    I know I thank spammers everyday, how else could I enlarge/shrink various body parts, protect my home, speed up my computer.
    I would have never heard of these products if it wasn't for the wonderful service I receive from guys/gals like him.

    Some people...

  64. Re:Mike Wendland, hater of bulk mailers... by arkanes · · Score: 2

    Pretty common journalistic practice to boldface a proper noun first time you use it in an article. Notice he also does it with Ralsky's name and with Apple Computer in the next article.

  65. Finally we make the move by N3WBI3 · · Score: 4, Funny

    from /. in the electronic world to /. in the physical world, sorry postal carriers.

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  66. Middle para is his "defense" by nuggz · · Score: 3, Informative

    Sorry, I should have identified that the middle section is a spammers "defense" of their actions.

    I still don't see legal aciton going anywhere.

  67. Not even close by drew_kime · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Imagine if everyone felt they had the right to take the law into their own hands and dispense justice as they saw fit our legal system would become unbalanced. Individuals would place differing penalties based on their own moral judgments, not based on a standard of law.

    Check out the background a little bit. From the original article:
    It's an operation still very much in business, despite last month's much-hyped settlement of a lawsuit against Ralsky by Verizon Internet Services. The suit used Virginia's tough anti-spam laws to get Ralsky to promise to stop using Verizon servers and pay an undisclosed fee for sending out millions of unsolicited e-mails to its customers.

    So it seems Ralsky is the one who has engaged in illegal activity. Further:
    In 1992, while in the insurance business, he served a 50-day jail term for a charge arising out of the sale of unregistered securities. And in 1994, he was convicted of falsifying documents that defrauded financial institutions in Michigan and Ohio and ordered to pay $74,000 in restitution.

    So he also has a history of fraudulent business practices in multiple other businesses before coming to SPAM.

    Now from you:
    Indeed, not a short month or so ago the RIAA was proposing congress pass legislation which would enable them to hunt down and possibly destroy or disable a system they believe to be involved with infringing intellectual property.

    This example is of a company trying to get a law changed to make it legal for them, and only them, to hack into other people's computer systems. The people who signed Ralsky up for all this junk mail did not enter his home or his systems, did not illegally release any information that was not pulicly available, and did not violate -- nor attempt to have changed -- any laws preventing what they did.

    How exactly is this the same?
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    1. Re:Not even close by clarkie.mg · · Score: 2

      ... The people who signed Ralsky up for all this junk mail did not enter his home or his systems, did not illegally release any information that was not pulicly available ...,

      Furthermore, he (ralsky) hadn't to pay for the ads he received whereas we have to pay each time we download spam (little but it adds up).

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      Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education. Bertrand Russel
  68. Re:What a pity... by Binestar · · Score: 2

    that you can't send 500k JPEGs unannounced through the post AND make them have the same effect on his front door as spam does.

    I take it you've never received the full size JC Penny catalog in the mail? Now thats a big advert =)

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    Do you Gentoo!?
  69. Next /. Poll by KoolDude · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did you sign up Alan Ralsky yet ?
    * Damn Right
    * No...I suck
    * Not Yet
    * I was busy deleting spam from my inbox
    * I signed up CowBoyNeal instead.
    <vote>
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    1. Re:Next /. Poll by Alsee · · Score: 2

      * I signed up CowBoyNeal instead.

      Well, at least the "enlarge you penis" ads wont go to waste :)

      -

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  70. New Address and phone number by Namds · · Score: 3, Informative

    The actual address was originally posted at http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=45801&cid=4737 646 by an Anonymous Coward Post quoted below Ok.. Heres more details on Ralsky's address (courtesy of www.lexisnexis.com -- its nice being a law student) Buyer: ALAN M RALSKY Buyer Mailing Address: 6747 MINNOW POND DR, WEST BLOOMFIELD, MI 48322 Seller: BING CONSTRUCTION CO Property Address: 6747 MINNOW POND DR, WEST BLOOMFIELD, MI 48322 Sale Date: 8/28/2002 Recorded Date: 9/12/2002 Sale Price: $ 740,000 (Full Amount) By the way, the patrick road address listed in the other sellers post was sold in 2001 first to Irmengard Ralsky and then to Dan Shammami for $265K

  71. Just Say No by alanjstr · · Score: 3, Funny

    All he has to do is opt-out. Can't he afford to pay someone to do it for him?

  72. There ain't no justice by Pac · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Who, short of you, is talking about justice and vigilantism?

    The guy is receiving nice, legal, commercial offers someone thought he might be interested in. If he doesn't want them, he may well opt-out. It is a very simple process, all he have to do is write or call the senders to be immediately removed from their lists.

    And I might also remember you that there are no laws regulating spam, so we are basically talking about a guy who insist on being un-civilised for the sake of a (millions of) buck. If he can be so unpolite as to send me (and millions of people more) hundreds of unsolicited emails a week, why should everyone be nice and treat him as if he was just a regular Joe working hard to make ends meet?

    Well, he is not. He belongs to a class of people you won't be inviting over for dinner nor letting your daughter date. He has no clue about online etiquette, nor he want to have.

    Your comparison with the RIAA situation is also out of line. RIAA was asking to be exempt from some very severe and important laws. This guy does nothing illegal. Also, nothing illegal was done to him.

    As long as the law is concerned, no one was hurt. This is exactly how it should be: he does nothing to hurt us (by sending spam) and we (the whole body of the Internet) do nothing to hurt him (by sending him nice commercial offers through regular mail).

  73. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 5, Interesting
    "This man suffers from a common human ailment. He does not have the ability to see what he does as wrong. Everyone else is a rube for him to exploit. He (in his own mind) can do whatever he wants, but if someone dares try the same stunt on him, they're going DOWN."

    It's called a Dogbert complex.

  74. I know a Spam Guy by xtremex · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I know somebody that is a spammer. He makes a LOT of money doing it. I tell him every time I see him how much he is hated by the 'Net community. He makes about $300,000 a year though. I asked him if HE hates spam. he says no. He has Spam Filters on his email box(Spam Assassin, etc) . He says that he doesnt want the people who put up spam filters...he recommends it to everybody..he wants the people who don't have it, and they will always be there. He makes money from companies who pay him. They say it works. Throw spaghetti at the wall, eventually some will stick. He has promised me that he takes out my friends emails from his list. :)

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    1. Re:I know a Spam Guy by Spoing · · Score: 2
      He makes money from companies who pay him. They say it works.

      So, what we need are a list of addresses for CEOs and managers who work at companies that pay spammers like him. Maybe that would work?

      --
      A firewall can not protect you from yourself. Turn off what you do not need. Do not use the firewall to do your work.
    2. Re:I know a Spam Guy by Spudley · · Score: 2

      He has promised me that he takes out my friends emails from his list. :)

      Please sir, can I be your friend?

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      (Spudley Strikes Again!)
  75. This is NOT HARASSMENT by ch-chuck · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, gang, please - keep this is mind, nobody is trying to cause trouble. You see, there are hundreds of thousands of businesses throughout the world and they all have lots of great purchasing opportunities. As a volunteer group, we just want him to be aware of those purchase opportunties, that's all. We apologize for the inconvenience, but we simply want him to be a well informed, fully 'opted in' consumer.

    Thank you.

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    1. Re:This is NOT HARASSMENT by fwoomer · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, gang, please - keep this is mind, nobody is trying to cause trouble. You see, there are hundreds of thousands of businesses throughout the world and they all have lots of great purchasing opportunities. As a volunteer group, we just want him to be aware of those purchase opportunties, that's all. We apologize for the inconvenience, but we simply want him to be a well informed, fully 'opted in' consumer.

      And to think we provided this useful service to him out of the kindness of our hearts! And now the ingrate has the nerve to piss and moan about this wonderful service we've provided him. You just can't please some people.

      Tee Hee.

    2. Re:This is NOT HARASSMENT by Eggplant62 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Really, man. If he doesn't want the stuff, he should *JUST OPT OUT*. That's right, unsubscribe. In this case, pick up the phone or write a letter to each magazine publisher and marketing company and request they remove him from their lists. Really, it's very simple.

      Now, how many offers do you think he's receiving a day? If it's anything like what my parents get after living in the same place for the last 12 years, with Mom shopping in every mail order catalog she can find, and trust me, I've had to go pick up their mail during their vacations--mail delivery at their house can be a stack a foot high. How it fits in the mailbox is an entirely different question.

      I hope he's inundated. I hope he gets a sense of what we all feel when we see his shit. Oh, wait, he says he wants to sue antispammers for "harrassing" him. I see he's got that sense now.

    3. Re:This is NOT HARASSMENT by nano-second · · Score: 2

      And afterall, he's welcome to call the numbers listed on the catalogs and advertisments and asked to be removed from their mailing lists in the future. It's just so simple I don't know why he's complaining... afterall he recieves this information for free, he doesn't have to pay the Post Office to recieve his mail!

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      I hope you're not pretending to be evil while secretly being good. That would be dishonest.
  76. terminal ill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am writing this article to request something for a terminaly ill boy.

    Alan M Ralsky is a seven year old boy who has terminal cancer. His ambition before he dies is to be included in the Guinness Book of Records as having the largest collection of post cards.

    My request is that EVERYONE who reads this posting send at least one post card to him at:

    Alan M Ralsky
    6747 Minnow Pond Dr
    West Bloowfield Township, MI 48322-2663

    Please pass this information on to as many people as possible. Let's make a child's dream come true before its too late.

    Best wishes.

    A hopeful person.

  77. Re:Say it with me now.... by MagikSlinger · · Score: 2, Funny

    HELL YEAH!

    You know, they say Revenge is a dish best served cold, and revenge is sweet. So does this mean that Revenge is ice cream? I'd like chocolate revenge, please!

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  78. Pure evil by crawdaddy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've sunk to an all-time low. I signed this guy up with the most notoriously evil group of snail mail spammers there are.

    That's right...I signed up him up with BMG Music...15 times. He'd better remember to send back all those CDs that come in monthly.

    Throw in the fact that BMG Music doesn't know the meaning of "opt-out" and I think that means that I've just one-upped you all!

    1. Re:Pure evil by David+Gerard · · Score: 2
      I bet I can do worse:

      http://www.scientology.org/oca.htm
      http:/ /cchr.org/freepub.htm

      This paper spam list is one that no-one gets off.

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  79. How to annoy a spammer online by Maimun · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have always been wondering about this
    possibility. I dunno the legal / other
    implications there may be, so I have not
    tried it. Plus, it takes time.

    Suppose that, instead of deleting the spam,
    I read it. Certainly, the spammer wants a
    credit card number, or banking account
    details. So, I pretend I want to buy whatever
    they sell. I give them the information they
    are asking for -- but INVALID information.
    Invalid credit card number or invalid account
    number. "invalid" meaning a number I made up.

    Now, if I just make a random sequence of
    16 decimal digits, the spammer may be able
    to figure out it is not valid.
    Probably not any combination of digits is
    a valid card number, I dunno. Maybe there
    are control digits, or in general the number
    has to conform to some criteria to be considered
    valid. Suppose that I know these criteria
    and I send them a "syntactically" valid card
    number, just a fictious one. The spammers
    organisation has no way of knowing this number
    does not work, unless they check with Master Card
    or Visa or AmEx, whoever the owner of the card
    is.

    I am pretty sure this is going to hurt the
    spammers, provided many people do that.
    If they (the spammer) make plenty of requests
    for money transactions (I dunno the proper term)
    to the credit card company with invalid card
    numbers, the company will stop doing business
    with them (the spammer). This is a wild guess,
    of course, but I simply can't imagine that
    someone will make hundreds of attempts with
    invalid card numbers and there will be no penalty.

    Something similar can be done with bank account
    numbers - give them an invalid one. The bank
    will not appreciate having plenty of requests
    for money transactions from inexisting accounts!

    As I said, I don't know the legal implications.
    For the moment I do once in a while:

    for i in `seq 1 100000`; do wget ; rm -f *; \
    done

    in an empty directory, with the URL the spammer
    provided. I have a cable conncetion, so this
    works fast. Again, if many people do that, the
    spammers' web sites will be brought to their knees.

  80. Let him sue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    and let him win. Then we can use his lawsuits (precedent) as ammunition to legally attack back at him and other spammers.

    So, sign me up for a lawsuit! Is there a wait list??

  81. Re:indeed.... by BJH · · Score: 2
  82. Re:Important information just in..... by phil+reed · · Score: 2
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  83. Let him try. by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 2

    I'd love Ralsky to try to file a lawsuit.

    The defense would be, well his street address is public, all he has to do is to throw the mail in the trash.

    When I showed up at a spammer's door, he accused me of tresspassing. I said, "what is wrong, your house is attached to a public street and your gate was not locked?"

  84. Blame the moderators by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 5, Funny

    Within days, I was on a mailing list for volunteer fire fighters. Volunteer Firefighters? I'm reaaaaaaaaaaally curious how I ended up with that. heh.

    Simple. You probably got too many +1 Flamebait mods. :-D

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  85. psycho killer by joehahn · · Score: 2, Funny

    so.. let us say that 1 out of every 9,000,000 users of email are libiterian homicidal psychopaths just waiting for a cause..

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  86. Re:This is not a first time... by saskboy · · Score: 2

    AOL sends out CDs and floppy disks to people as bulk mail. There is a large movement to return as many as 100000 of these CDs to AOLs doorstep. I think only 80K have been collected by the crusaders, however. The rest are filling landfills, gracing walls, and being used as dog toys.
    The post office is also /.ed every year this time by letters to
    Santa Claus
    North Pole, Canada
    HOH OHO

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  87. Re:Shouldn't he be happy? by Pope · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, but only when I go camping.

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  88. Question by niall111 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Slightly off topic question here. I know of a spam center here in my city that i'm quite sure is larger than the one this guy is running. They have dozens of servers doing nothing but email spam, 24/7. Wondering how i could convince someone to do a bit of investigative reporting into this place, and expose what's going on in our little town... The people I know who work there hate it, but they claim it's got to be the largest spam provider in the world.

    1. Re:Question by sik+puppy · · Score: 2

      Contact your local radio and television stations. Really hook them by letting them know that the kind of people who are sending sexually graphic pictures to children, and other forms of spam, via email are operating in town.

      Especially if you are somewhere besides the northeast or west coast of the US. The more conservative the area, the harder you play up the porn/threat to children angle.

      heh, I'd love to find out you're in some small bible belt town, causing the town to come out and lynch the spammers. Then I'd get to see it on tv myself.

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  89. Uh... by Apathetic1 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Are you serious?

    You seem to be sarcasm impaired. The post you replied to was playing devil's advocate for why this gentleman seems unable to understand why what he's doing is wrong.

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    My username does not make me Apathetic. It's irony, get it?

    1. Re:Uh... by JohnG · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, I'm sarcasm impaired and my life really was enriched by the knowledge that most women are unsatisfied in bed and the apparent popularity of pedophile bestiality.
      You see it doesn't really matter if the parent poster believes what he said or not. My point was that spammers don't believe what he said either. Spammers KNOW that they are annoying people. They KNOW that nobody is interested in the type of tastless garbage that they hock. But guess what?, they don't care because they have $750,000 houses.
      Luckily based on the moderation I can assume that at least MOST of the people understood the point I was trying to make and acknowledge that even sarcasm can be target of rebuttal.

    2. Re:Uh... by nuggz · · Score: 2

      Some spammers actually believe that defense.

      Others know they are assholes.

      You're right though neither one really cares as long as they are making money.

    3. Re:Uh... by JohnG · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It would really surprise me if deep down any of them REALLY believed that defense for the reasons I stated. Kind of like deep down Hilary Rosen KNOWS that it's wrong to hack into private citizens computers for sake of corporate profit.

    4. Re:Uh... by Apathetic1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Does she know it's wrong? I doubt it. I think you may be projecting your own sense of right and wrong onto these people and they may not agree with your set of morals and ideals.

      I don't think you can speak for Spammers (you aren't one, I presume), nor can you speak for Hilary Rosen.

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      My username does not make me Apathetic. It's irony, get it?

    5. Re:Uh... by JohnG · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You may be right. There are certainly lots of people out there who do things that I can't believe they would do because they are sick or wrong (or sick AND wrong). Thing about spammers though is that they themselves have to get flooded with it, and I can say for sure that they don't like it. Nobody likes being on the receiving end of junk email. Therefore it seems logical to assume that they know they are doing something that annoys people. As far as Hilary goes, I think you would have to be a fairly sick person to think it is your right to invade someone else's privacy.

    6. Re:Uh... by letxa2000 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Kind of like deep down Hilary Rosen KNOWS that it's wrong to hack into private citizens computers for sake of corporate profit.

      Maybe, maybe not.

      I'm not sure which is worse: 1) The possibility that Hilary Rosen knows that her message is BS, yet has no problems doing it as a day job. 2) The possibility that Hilary actually believes in the crap she spews.

      Both are possible and I'm not sure one is necessarily more likely than the other...

    7. Re:Uh... by MCZapf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It wouldn't surprise me at all. I think you make a big mistake assuming that everyone's mind works the same way, that everyone can listen to reason, that everyone has a conscience, etc.

  90. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Jurjels · · Score: 3, Insightful

    He's been signed up for all that mail under false pretenses. It's mail fraud and a Federal Offense.

    I don't think it is mail fraud. For it to be mail fraud he would have had to have been defrauded of something. As long as no one bought something and sent him the bill, there has been no fraud. It could be argued that he was defrauded of time or money by way of increased garbage fees, but that's a stretch.

    Overall, I just think he's after the money. Threaten people with a lawsuit and hope they settle. He sounds like a pretty amoral person.

  91. Let me be the Judge! by Zordak · · Score: 5, Funny
    I want to be the judge who tries this case SO badly. I would find for Ralsky in a minute. My opinion would make it clear that obtaining contact information for a person without explicit consent and using that contact information to send a person unsolicited advertisements is, indeed, harassment, and that each instance of such harassment is worth something like $10. Then, I would order him to collect $10 from each offender he has positively identified (What? You haven't been able to identify any? All you know is that 31337 h4X0r 2002 posted an anti-spam message on Slashdot, and you suspect he is one of 300 culprits? Sorry, we can't prosecute somebody for expressing an opinion, but feel free to come back as soon as you have identified whoever signed you up). Even if he finds somebody, you have to cough up $10, which I hope you will all agree is well worth it.

    Now, you see where I'm going? The class action counter suit rolls in. Based on the precedent set by the previous case, I find that each instance of using an address obtained without consent to send solicitations is harassment. Then, we subpoena all of his mailing lists. For each address in his mailing lists for which he cannot produce a clear and specific opt-in, we charge him $10. This guy probably has tens of millions of addresses, so he gets fined hundreds of millions of dollars. Now, granted, the fines are supposed to go to the injured parties, so we collect money from Ralsky until he's bankrupt for life and set it up in an escrow account until parties appear to claim it. Any money not claimed within like 12 months goes to some worthy cause.

    Now I just have to get to be a judge in Michigan in the next couple of weeks. I guess I'd better step up the campaign!

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    1. Re:Let me be the Judge! by Sentry21 · · Score: 2
      Any money not claimed within like 12 months goes to some worthy cause.

      And all we'd have to do to get that money back to people is send them an e-mail. We could probably phrase it something like this:


      To: <undisclosed-recipients>
      From: Free Money!
      Re: Make Money from Class-Action Settlements!

      Friend! Would you like to make money from class-action lawsuits? You have been selected to recieve a settlement of $10 dollars! It can ALL BE YOURS! All you have to do to claim this GREAT PRIZE is reply to this e-mail within 12 months to get your FREE MONEY NOW! This offer CAN'T BE BEAT!


      Then we'd just have to wait for everyone to reply to the e-mail. Simple!

      --Dan
  92. woohoo! slashdotted the evil lawyer! by macshune · · Score: 2, Informative

    Robert Harrison (the lawyer that is charged with suing evil conspiring slashdotters) has his website here:
    http://harrisonlaw.leadcounsel.com/

    It seems an error is generated every time I try to access his site...

    As a side note-
    We should get all the snail-mail addresses of the major spammers and fight back! One free offer can make a difference...if it's from 20,000 slashdotters!

    -macshune-

  93. Re:indeed.... by Scaba · · Score: 4, Insightful
    ....anyone know his address? I'd like to send him a pizza, curry, chinese, thai, etc. delivery every night too.

    You're only hurting Anthony, Prasad, Tom (all Chinese restaurant owners are named "Tom" for some reason) and Pitak, since they're the ones who will end up eating (no pun intended) the cost of the food.

  94. quick question by rattler14 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So if this guys sues the spammers and wins, can't his case be used to set precedent against people like himself?

    i know that in his case, people signed him up for this crap, but still, wouldn't it be in his best interest not to use legal action?

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  95. Don't forget to share the joy with Laura Betterly! by mmmuttly · · Score: 5, Informative

    I heard her whining on Morning edition yesterday about how put out she has been since they ran an article about her in the WallStreet Journal...

    'Spam Queen' Defends Direct Marketing Via E-Mail
    (Morning Edition Audio) Dec. 3, 2002
    Direct marketer Laura Betterly speaks to NPR's John Ydstie.

    Laura Betterly
    717 Weathersfield Dr
    Dunedin , FL
    (727) 733-5335
    Data Resource Consulting Inc.
    Remember she has a 5,000-square-foot home, with a pool and a Lexus just begging to be filled with your cards and letters. original slashdot posting
    Wall Street Journal Story

    other mentions:

    http://www.techtv.com/screensavers/shownotes/story /0,24330,3407845,00.html
    http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/mon/business/ archive.htm
    http://www.angrywhitegirl.com/weblog/weblog.php

  96. I hope he wins by donutello · · Score: 2

    .. his lawsuit. Then we use that precedent and slam him for 1 million times worse than he got.

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  97. Why Anti-SPAM tactics help the spammers... by MarkedMan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... and a potential solution. Recently, I read an interview with a spammer. She said that she could make a profit with a response rate of .001 percent. That's right, .001 PERCENT. Our anti-spam measures actually help her target the gullible. But what if she had a response rate of 1 percent? She sends out millions of spams per day. Say she got 10,000 replies (or her customers did.) Not buying their dreck, but instead asking for more info or some such. Would they be able to find the legitimate responses in the deluge?

    1. Re:Why Anti-SPAM tactics help the spammers... by Simon+Kongshoj · · Score: 2

      Now that is actually not a bad idea. I wonder if we could adapt a chatbot AI into something that could send automated (and varied enough to not be THAT obvious) replies to spam. If such a thing took off (especially if combined with a more traditional spam filter, so the human user doesn't need to waste time on it -- SpamAssassin or something similar comes to mind), spammers or spam-using companies would start finding thousands of mails in their boxes every day. Let's see how long they could endure that.

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  98. One website... by dfenstrate · · Score: 5, Funny

    www.catalogrequest.com

    It's a great place to order catalogs for almost any type of goods you need. I recommend it highly. Oh, wait, this is a thread about spammers and their laywers? Please mod me down as off topic, I'm horribly sorry for the oversight.

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    1. Re:One website... by kfg · · Score: 2

      "Arguing with an engineer is like mud-wrestling a pig; after a few hours, you realize he likes it."

      Ah, but you should see them run screaming from the room when us physicists and mathmaticians enter the fray. We like it so much we bring our own mud with us and start right off flinging.

      KFG

  99. Re:Insightful? by kevcol · · Score: 2

    Ha! It's says 'Informative' right now! WTF indeed! :-)

  100. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by siskbc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That said, he's also a moron. He's been signed up for all that mail under false pretenses. It's mail fraud and a Federal Offense.

    You're right, it is, and that's a protection that email should enjoy as well. I guess a while back when the US developed a great mail service (for the time), and people started abusing it, there was this huge push to punish people who do so. Hence, all the criminals that the cops can't pin anything on, but they get them for abuse of mails (that and tax evasion).

    Point is, he is signing people up for/sending people stuff under false pretenses daily - or does he really think that people have "opted in" to his lists like he claims? If they did, why would he have to use countermeasures to get around anti-spam software?

    If we just extended the existing laws, it would reduce spam dramatically. Like when you request an opt-out, they can't resell your name. No forged headers. No disguised opt-ins. If we can get those things (and turn off all of asia ;> ), spam should be easy to block.

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  101. Re:Shouldn't he be happy? by Fweeky · · Score: 2
    Lawyers don't have souls =)

    Of course they do. OK, so they might have to keep it in a jar most of the time, but just you try fitting the entire law in your head while still leaving room for stuff like souls!

    It's like being a geek while still fitting in all those pesky social skills -- it's just not practical.
  102. Here is what I do... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2

    ... to annoy spammers, or, more exactly, annoy their clients.

  103. You forgot one.... by siskbc · · Score: 3, Funny

    SUMERIAN: An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a spam for a spam.

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  104. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    MAIL FRAUD - 18 U.S.C. 1341, makes it a Federal crime or offense for anyone to use the United States mails in carrying out a scheme to defraud.

    A person can be found guilty of that offense only if all of the following facts are proved: First: That the person knowingly and willfully devised a scheme to defraud, or for obtaining money or property by means of false pretenses, representations or promises; and Second: That the person used the United States Postal Service by mailing, or by causing to be mailed, some matter or thing for the purpose of executing the scheme to defraud.

    SCHEME OR ARTIFICE TO DEFRAUD - A scheme or artifice to deprive another of the intangible right of honest services. 18 USC; Any plan or course of action intended to deceive others, and to obtain, by false or fraudulent pretenses, representations, or promises, money or property from persons so deceived.



    In this case, no one is trying to obtain money or property. Hence, no mail fraud.

  105. Also, any firms that will airdrop the shipment? by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Any companies that will airdrop to specified GPS coordinates?

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    1. Re:Also, any firms that will airdrop the shipment? by FTL · · Score: 2
      > Any companies that will airdrop to specified GPS coordinates?

      As a matter of fact, I do. Skydriving was covered in an eariler /. article.

      I love it when a plan falls together...

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  106. A question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you inherited this business from Mr. Ralsky and started making hundreds of thousands of dollars, how many of you would shut it down out of the goodness of your heart? You could argue that it was an immoral practice from the start, but human beings are human beings and he saw the opportunity. The real villains are the congressmen who do nothing to curtail it.

    Don't hate the player, hate the game.

    1. Re:A question... by ewhac · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you inherited this business from Mr. Ralsky and started making hundreds of thousands of dollars, how many of you would shut it down out of the goodness of your heart?

      Me. In an instant, without hesitation or a second thought.

      The company would be dissolved; all workers let go with two weeks severance; all mailing lists destroyed; copies of the automated spamming software would be made available to anti-spam activists for study; the servers would be wiped, installed with Linux or FreeBSD, and donated to local schools; and any monies left over would be donated to CAUCE and the EFF.

      Some forms of making oneself wealthy are simply Not Done.

      Schwab

    2. Re:A question... by geekoid · · Score: 2

      even if it meant your children will be able to go the best schools? What if you need expensice non-cover medical treatment? What if you children would die a slow and painfull death without expensive medical treatment? how about the extra couple hundred grand a year you could donate to the EFF to fight bad laws?

      It's easy to say no in front of your terminal.

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    3. Re:A question... by ewhac · · Score: 2

      even if it meant your children will be able to go the best schools? What if you need expensice non-cover medical treatment? What if you children would die a slow and painfull death without expensive medical treatment? how about the extra couple hundred grand a year you could donate to the EFF to fight bad laws?

      You're offering one of the classic tests of personal ethics and character: What is the point beyond which a man will not pass? "Your life could be easier / you could be more prosperous / your children will have a better life / you'll save your mother's life... But you have to do this reprehensible thing in exchange."

      I see it this way: Yeah, my children and I might be better off financially, but I would have achieved that at the expense of millions of irate Internet users. My reputation among my friends, family, and colleagues would be destroyed. I would have to conceal my identity and my profession, and my children would need private tutoring as they would never survive long in a public or private school as the, "spammer asshole's bastard children." Sorry, I'm not going to weather that.

      You're also seem to be indulging in, "single-level thinking," and not considering repercussions down the line. Despite my newfound wealth, it may not be possible for my children to be admitted to the best schools, as they might refuse them based on my profession (yes, they can do this). And that painful illness I or my children have may not get the fullest or most skilled attention of the doctor, as s/he despises what I do to his/her email box every day. Contrariwise, having a reputation as the guy who destroyed the spam servers might get me some consideration by the attending physician when I can't quite make the bills...

      Idealistic? Probably. But I'd rather live in a world of conscientious people than one of cutthroat opportunists who are only out for themselves and the rest can deal or go fsck themselves.

      Schwab

  107. Collected Info from Slashdot by Antity · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here we go. Please note: None of the postal addresses have been finally verified to belong to this spammer! So please Don't register some innocent guy for something or send them "presents". Many thanks.

    That said:

    • "Al Ralsky" aka Alan M. Ralsky
    • Most probable current postal address:
      Alan M Ralsky
      6747 Minnow Pond Dr
      West Bloomfield Township, MI 48322-2663
    • Probably his last address:
      Alan Ralsky
      5016 Patrick Rd
      West Bloomfield, MI 48322-1543
      Phone: (248) 661-5166
    • His lawyer:
      Robert Harrison & Assoc
      2550 S Telegraph Rd # 275
      Bloomfield Hills, MI
      248-253-1800
    • Info from phone.people.yahoo.com:
      Alan Ralsky
      5016 Patrick Rd
      West Bloomfield , MI (248) 661-3355
      West Bloomfield , MI (248) 661-5166
    • His company "RX Point" info:
      Al Ralsky
      RX Point National Sales Director
      <al@rxpoint.com>

      RxPoint
      5016 Patrick Drive
      West Bloomfield, Mi 48322
      1-888-531-4793
      <info@rxpoint.com>
    • PO address from a Usenet posting from January:
      Alan Ralsky
      PO Box 89
      Fort Smith, AR 72903
    • Some book that he sure would like to read
    • A less probable address someone suggested:
      Birmingham
      836 Mohegan St., $740,000 (price of the house)
      MI 48009-5667

    All of this information was taken from publically available Internet sites.

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  108. Business idea by ArthurDent · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. Have people send you their spam and a nominal fee.
    2. Repeat the process you describe.
    3. Profit!!!

    Now if only someone would do it! :)

    Ben

  109. Alan Ralsky c/o Robert Harrison by billstewart · · Score: 2

    So does Harrison have an email address? Is he a sole practitioner, or part of a law firm? It'd sure be nice to only have to contact him about spam we're sure is from Ralsky rather than having to check with him about all the spam we receive....

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  110. HOWTO: Annoy a Spammer - Send him flowers by Dunark · · Score: 2

    I'm sure FTD or Teleflora would be happy to deliver a nice little boquet for an appropriate fee. The nice part is that they ring the doorbell to deliver. I wonder if I can put "You can have a bigger penis" on the card?

  111. Mail fraud - not by wytcld · · Score: 5, Insightful
    He's been signed up for all that mail under false pretenses. It's mail fraud and a Federal Offense.

    1. Mail fraud is when you use the mail to commit fraud. Does signing up someone via the Web or an 800 number constitute using the mail to commit fraud?

    2. Many catalogs come to me that I never signed up for. Are each of these companies committing mail fraud? What about the people who sold them the lists that suggested I might be interested in their products?

    3. If he's a millionaire, he is a prime candidate for a number of lists, and qualifies to receive a number of catalogs he may not presently be receiving. If it's not mail fraud for the catalog firms to buy lists of addresses of potential purchasers, is it fraud when people volunteer addresses of potential purchasers to them without asking for compensation?

    4. Many catalog merchants ask for addresses of friends who might also like to receive their catalog. After receiving so much mail from this guy, can't we consider him our friend? Or do our friends commit mail fraud if they sign us up?

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  112. THis is a project for slashdot. by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Build a program/milserver, that automatically takes any mail sent to it, and sends out a polite reply asking for more informainon to be mailed to a bogus snail mail address, and maybe a phone callback. Vary the message every day, so they cant catch on. Any replies sent to the box get a different message, insisting on snail mail. How much bandwidth would this suck? ANd how may of these would have to be set up inorder to take down the spam industry? if they got 10% bogus replies, would that be enough?

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    1. Re:THis is a project for slashdot. by Suidae · · Score: 2

      Many don't include email addresses, for obvious reasons, however, they almost always include one or more valid http links. SOOOoooo, just put all the valid links into a a little script file which is used by a program that simply downloads each page in the list in turn (and follows any links on the page, on a random delay).

      If we could get about 100k or so people to do this, spammers sites would be under a continious slashdot effect. Rate limit it on the local machine to keep the local bandwidth usage reasonable.

      Hey, you could make a program that uses security flaws in windows to zombie machines, then use them to DDOS spammers websites!

    2. Re:THis is a project for slashdot. by jonadab · · Score: 2

      Be aware, if you do this, that the links frequently have a unique ID
      embedded in them that uniquely identifies your address. So if you
      want to do this, use fake addresses that don't get real mail that you
      actually want to read. (You can ensure that spammers get your fake
      addresses by putting them in the From: fields of posts to alt.test or
      somesuch.) With a few dozen fake addresses, you could collect enough
      spammer website URLs to keep a large army of DDOS zombies busy, even
      if you expire all URLs every 48 hours or so.

      Also, I'm not confident of the legality of doing this, so consult a
      lawyer before trying it, if you don't want to wind up in court.

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  113. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by JudasBlue · · Score: 2

    Yet the dim bulb is calling a lawyer to file and civil lawsuit instead of a criminal one.

    Filing a criminal lawsuit isn't his choice. It is the choice of the prosecutor with jursidiction over the case, in this case I think that is the US Attorney for his region. You know how much of a hassle it is going to be for them, with very little payoff, to actually run this out as a mail fraud case? Like they don't have better things to do. Odds of them paying much attention are about nil.

    What he is doing here with the civil suit is the only real option open to him for personal action in this matter.

    And, for my money, the guy isn't dimly not getting the point of what is being done to him. He is just making statements that are self-serving to the press. Of course the guy gets it. But what is he going to say, "Uh, well, I guess it is only fair and I repent my evil ways now." Not likely.

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  114. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by xsadar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, opt-outs that are used as opt-ins are fraudulent, and not too long ago there was even a /. post that said the Feds were prosecuting a few of those cases. Also, many states have laws against forged headers. And I think intentionally misleading people to get business (as in the disguised opt-ins) may be illegal too. The problem is, these things are rarely prosecuted.

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  115. You know who's REALLY hurting... by MrIcee · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...is the poor postal people who have to deliver it. Remember, their last mile is human :)

  116. Re:does spam really work by wheany · · Score: 2

    It doesn't have to be. So much spam is sent around that even if they get less than 1% replies, they still get thousands of new customers.

  117. Legal action with spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've read before that the government can't prosecute spammers because they're not really doing anything "wrong." I was just thinking.. if the federal government regulates interstate trade, the internet is a big tool of that, and spammers send extraordianry amounts of data over the internet, could the government bust them for "interfering" with interstate commerce?

  118. The only thing that would piss me off more... by EverLurking · · Score: 2, Informative
    Man, I'd really hate to be in Ralsky's position. The guy might just have to move out of his house to escape all that junk mail. Don't know how he's actually getting any business done either.

    He should just be glad that no one has been filling out all those Subscription cards in his name asking them to "Bill Me Later". Someone did this to me in college and our house got the most vile magazines/porn/crap for like 6 months. Luckily, it was just one person doing this to us and the damage was easily controlled. I can imagine what would happen if let's say 10,000 pissed off SysAdmin's and Hackers around the world all did this.

    He might not even see the billing invoices and cancel the trials, man those bill collection agencies can be a real bitch too.

    That would suck almost as much as spam.

    DaveC

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  119. Logical conclusion... by Spoing · · Score: 2
    The real argument against spam isn't that it's annoying, but that the recipient has to bear the costs. This little stunt has annoyed the spammer, but by loading various companies with unnecessary costs.

    So, to be fair we need to find both the email and brick-and-mortar addresses of the companies that buy spaming services from these schmucks, contact them, and then use those addresses instead.

    Get the companies and managers of those companies to spam themselves -- both online and in meatspace.

    Wow...that sounds like a good project. Anyone want to start it?

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  120. Would it be insult to injury?? by Xandar01 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What if Slashdot did an Ask Alan Ralsky? We could make sure that he is truly enjoying all the oportunities that he's being presented with. Maybe CmdrTaco can call during dinner for an "informational survey."

    You think he'd actually answer the questions?

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    1. Re:Would it be insult to injury?? by thogard · · Score: 2

      How many +5 mod questions would be like "Since I've got your address, when can I come around with the clue by 4 and beat some sense into you?"

  121. Sir, you are e genius by mekkab · · Score: 2

    AOL cd's and Ralsky-

    two great tastes that taste great together!

    This would be a read world example of "synergy"

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  122. Fresh? by DrXym · · Score: 2

    Fresh pigshit is too good for him. Let it ferment a few days to make the flavour good and ripe.

  123. Cant use it for all of them, by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 2

    THell get suspicious. Maybe use it for the first 10,000?

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  124. I confess! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was the one who set this all up and organized the whole thing. I take full responsibility, leave ./ out of this.

    If you wan't to contact me please go to my site located at www.goatse.cx.

  125. You Forgot by damiena · · Score: 2, Funny

    * I am Alan Ralsky, you insensitive clod!

  126. Always call the 1-800 number by Gorimek · · Score: 3, Funny

    If there is a 1-800 number, always make sure to call it. It's free, you don't have to talk to them, and they pay a few cents for each call.

    1. Re: Always call the 1-800 number by Antity · · Score: 5, Funny

      If there is a 1-800 number, always make sure to call it.

      I (like many others) can't. From outside the US, calling a 1-800 either costs quite a lot of money or is just impossible (Europe speaking here).

      And by far the most spam arriving here clearly advertises for US products.

      (According to what kind of ads you get over here, you have to think that all US Americans are a bunch of low-earning people with little dicks that would pay a fortune to watch pre-recorded porn on the 'net and haven't found out how to MAKE MONEY FAST yet. Blame the spammers.)

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    2. Re:Always call the 1-800 number by Cruciform · · Score: 3, Informative

      Some 800 numbers just forward you to a 976 or other billable number once your connected... Ms Cleo for example.
      Just because it's an 800 doesn't make it safe.

    3. Re: Always call the 1-800 number by bfree · · Score: 2

      I don't know if it still exists, but a few years ago at least one of the net2phone services (ok it was windows based but nothings perfect) allowed you to call 1800 numbers in the US for ... nothing! Might be worth investigating if you have a real need for it (I personally don't care much about paying about 2/hour to ring the US from Ireland).

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    4. Re: Always call the 1-800 number by Antity · · Score: 2

      Using Deutsche Telekom, biggest phone company over here (partly was and in some parts still is monopolist), it's 12.3 cents per minute or EUR 7.38 (!) per hour for a call to the US. (Would be about the same amount in US$.)

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    5. Re: Always call the 1-800 number by bfree · · Score: 2

      That;s exactly why the EU brought in laws/rules to break the national telecom monopolies. I know in Ireland we took forever to actually get to a stage where you can start to consider it broken (it isn't but at least people can choose different call carriers and adsl suppliers can gain access to the lines). I would have thought Germany would be ahead of us, and that everyone would be able to choose alternative carriers to get prices similar to the one I quoted (geography would dictate variations, but I would not expect them to be that substantial across the EU).

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    6. Re: Always call the 1-800 number by 3247 · · Score: 2

      And the cheapest provider (which you can use by just dialing some digits in front of the number) charges 2.5eurocents per minute (1.50EUR/h). Yes, that's cheaper than what Deutsche Telekom charges for local calls during peak hours (4eurocents/min)!

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  127. Re:That's so ironic it hurts by jonadab · · Score: 2

    > I wonder what'd happen if he recieved a few
    > hundred of those.

    He'd sell 'em on eBay, what do you think? Just
    because he's ethically impaired doesn't mean he
    can't spot a business opportunity.

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  128. Troublesome work by $rtbl_this · · Score: 2

    Really? Mine has to be disposing of the bodies. The earth floor in the cellar made it easy for a while, but I'm running out of space. Maybe I should look into raising pigs.

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  129. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Kintanon · · Score: 2

    Last time I checked it wasn't mail fraud to sign someone else up for a free catalog. In fact, there are many places which encourage you to sign friends and family up to receive their free catalog. I personally have signed Mr. Ralsky up for 5 or 6 catlogs which I think he might find interesting, one about how to save as much as 66% off of his bills, which may help him since it seems his current business may not sustain its profitibility much longer, one about Jeeps, since I heard he owns a Jeep Wrangler (I may be misinformed), and one about warm weather gear since he lives in Michigan. Hopefully he will find one of these catalogs helpful. And if not, he need only opt out of the service and he shouldn't be bothered any more.

    Kintanon

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  130. Webcam by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 2, Funny

    Duuuuude. Put up a webcam showing his mailbox or front door. Let us all see how he enjoys the mail delivery. :^)

  131. This all reminds me of a spam I keep getting... by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 2

    It is an ongoing story about blocking popups. I'll get a message from one person. Then another. Then another. Then one from the original person saying it is from the other person's desk. The from the other person saying (in the subject line it is from the first person's desk).

    Its like they have some damn narrotive going on and they refer to each other over and over and over again. It drives me crazy that I'm not just being spammed a lot of times at random, but deliberately, over and over, by the same spammer.

    I'm sure this, too, will be Alan's justification. "I'd don't single out an email and send to one person over and over and over. But that is what you're doing!" And so he'll use that to justify the differences between what he does and what is done with him.

    He thinks its okay when you're spammed at random. He thinks it isn't okay when you're singled out for a barrage of spamming. Well, I get both in my mailbox now, and they're both damn annoying and from the same damn people.

    And damn. I probably gave Alan a new spamming tactic. (sigh)

  132. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously. It is so sad that so many have a real malformed idea of what being "human" is.

    The world today needs some serious work to become even as good a world is was 30 years ago.

    The loss of such important concepts like empathy, compassion, respect (especially respect) allows the sickness and cancerous traits take root in the mind and behaviors of society as a whole. No longer are people concerned about others, and it is so wide spread that we see it expressed in the way corporations and businesses are setup as if conceived and executed by robots - where humans are nothing but a consumable. (hence we are now known as consumers - not because we consume - but rather our resources (money, time, mindshare) and in the end, ourselves - is what is consumed by the machine that is the corporate bottom line and profit margin)

    Hopefully some slashdotters out there will take a moment in their illusinal lives to stop and realize that everything outside of yourself, your relationships with the people around you and your attitude towards the current reality is the reality - and the only thing that matters. Otherwise - when moving through your life with your whole focus of being on concepts (and remeber that all that exists - exists as concept. Some manifest in physical form - most manifest in rule of conduct through material life) which are not founded on solid principle, you create a meaningless and illusory reality for yourself, your soul - and all whose life you influence and touch.

    Please breath for a minute and try to enlighten and raise another persons life - even for just a moment. Then realise that there is only one moment you ever need to do this in, only one moment you ever need to be mindful of. Now.

  133. Re:Harassment, no matter how funny, is illegal by Kintanon · · Score: 2

    This person most likely has a pre-existing business relationship with everyone who has sent him catalogs and whatnot via the business related e-mails which he sends out. I personally have received several from him and in return I signed him up to receive several excellent catalogs which he may be interested in.

    Kintanon

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  134. Re:Harassment, no matter how funny, is illegal by Rimbo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As a highly-ranked post in an earlier thread stated (http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=47045&cid=482 8450), that's the whole point. What he does is not illegal, but is just as wrong -- if not MORE wrong, since it costs the RECIPIENT to receive the mail, and because it cannot be filtered en masse once a day. It is both easier to send spam e-mail and more intrusive. This form of harassment may be illegal, but clearly demonstrates the principle for why what he does should also be made illegal.

    I'm glad I didn't get involved, because I'm too stupid to have done this without getting caught. But I'm glad someone else did, because it was the right thing to do -- maybe not equivalent in degree to the Boston Tea Party, but equivalent in kind.

  135. Brooklyn by denisonbigred · · Score: 2

    I think the moderator system might need a revamping... I mean honestly who thinks its a good idea to moderate a post without reading it first. Heck, anyone who moderated the parent post is welcome to email me, ive got a bridge for them, real cheap.

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    "There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals."
  136. no no no by MacAndrew · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Harassing the lawyer for doing his job is another step altogether. If he himself is harassing people, that's one thing; if he's just protecting the spammer's rights, he's doing his job. For that matter bear in mind that the law frowns on self-help generally.

    Remember that excessive harassment will make the antispammers look every bit as contemptible as the spammer. The antispam effort needs the moral high ground. I'm talking about the perceptions of 3rd parties.

    Please don't bother to tell me how terrible spammers are; I agree. But I don't think it wise to trample everything in our path to take what we believe to be ours. That's what the spammers do, after all, and "but we're right!" is nice but does not authorize disreagard for the rules of the game.

    What's next? Spam anyone who even makes a gesture at fair play that might somehow benefit the spammer? That's one of the reasons I'll never post my email address.

  137. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by GreggBert · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, just for the sake of argument, say someone orders twenty pizzas be delivered to his house. That would be grounds for a claim of fraud ?

    Mmmmmmm.... Pizza.

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  138. Re:That's so ironic it hurts by Matthaeus · · Score: 2

    Perhaps instead of cheap books, which actually do have some monetary value, we could take a cue from these guys.

  139. Re:That's so ironic it hurts by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    "He'd sell 'em on eBay, what do you think? "

    I doubt he would.

    a.) He is not going to turn a big profit around. The more money you have, the less you worry about piddly amounts like $10. He would not turn enough money around to be worth his time, and he definitely wouldn't say "I enjoy all these books I'm recieving!".

    b.) So what if he did? He would not be glad for the opportunity. He'd be annoyed, VERY annoyed. (Hello?! That's the main objective!)

    c.) A surge of sales for anti-spam books might be enough to cause some spam-bidnesses to rethink their strategy. I certainly wouldn't be interested in using a spam marketer to sell my product if it riles up people so much they're willing to buy+read books to hide from me.

    I'm amazed at the negativity towards my idea. It's a good thing when customers take steps to fight back against SPAM. Rich people aren't dumb. If they realize that scores of people are organizing, it'll make them wonder if it's worth pissing people off.

  140. Ha ha you fool! by XenonOfArcticus · · Score: 2, Funny

    You fell victim to one of the classic blunders.

    The most famous is: Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

    Only slightly less well known is this:
    Never go in against a geek when technology is on the line.

    Original quote from The Princess Bride.

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  141. Re:that'll keep that idiot quiet for a while... by Analysis+Paralysis · · Score: 2
    Better still, go to your local Scientologist "personality assessment" centre, fill one in using his name (remember to act rich and stupid) and let them spam and sue each other!

    Scientologists and spammers - a marriage made by Moonies!

  142. "Counterspam" considered harmful by SysKoll · · Score: 3, Insightful

    With the notable exception of "419" spams which expect a reply by a moron^H^H^H^H^Hcustomer, most of the From addresses in spam emails are forged. Most of the time, they are chosen in a list of innocent people. Sometimes, the forged From address points to an anti-spam activist. This is known as a "Joe job". Recent Joe job victims include Spamcop and Spamgourmet addresses.

    A 419 spam will include a genuine From address. On another hand, a whole category of messages have a forged From address:

    • Pump-and-dump stock scams
    • Fake security trojans
    • Spam asking you to call an 800 phone number (mostly spams for Herbalife affiliate and other pyramidal schemes)

    I call these "unreturnable spams".

    So "counterspam" will actually increase the amount of spam received mostly by innocent victims. Not quite a solution.

    So please limit this "counterspam" to 419 senders. Don't help spammers. Avoid posting From addresses of unreturnable spams on Usenet.

    -- SysKoll
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  143. No, cancer-boy was.. by mooman · · Score: 2


    I'm sure most of the other old fogeys will remember the name Craig Shergold...

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    1. Re:No, cancer-boy was.. by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 2

      Yes - the AFU poster boy; only one fifty for teh poster.

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  144. Wow, all this free publicity... by Rogerborg · · Score: 2

    ...must really be annoying him.

    He's a publicity whore. So shush. Just shush now.

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  145. Actually, it's called "psychopathy". by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

    This man suffers from a common human ailment. He does not have the ability to see what he does as wrong. Everyone else is a rube for him to exploit. He (in his own mind) can do whatever he wants, but if someone dares try the same stunt on him, they're going DOWN.

    It's called a Dogbert [dilbert.com] complex.


    Actually, at least according to one of the experts on the subject, if it's inborn it's called "psychopathy" and if it's learned it's called "sociopathy". (Operationally the two are indistinguishable, and other experts use them interchangably or make slightly different distinctions.)

    Approximately 1 in 100 (1 in 50 to 1 in 200) are psychopaths - though some of 'em compensate by learning a moral code by rote. Others go on to be crooks, used car salesmen, spammers, crackers, and politicians. B-)

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  146. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's mail fraud and a Federal Offense.

    You're right, it is, and that's a protection that email should enjoy as well.


    No, it should not.

    Mail fraud is a federal offense because it misuses a FEDERAL SERVICE. That gives the government a nexus to come down on it in a draconian fashion - and also to come down on OTHER uses of the service, like for speech the government doesn't like (i.e. porn). Try to protect email as MAIL and you let the federal censorship camel's nose into the tent.

    The way email SHOULD be protected is the same way your fax machine is protected against unsolicted faxes.

    The cases are virtually identical: The email and fax spammers both misuse a private interstate communication network to consume your resources (connect time, machine time, fax paper/disk space, eyeball time, etc.) without your permission, reducing its utility and sometimes delaying or causing the loss of other, solicted messages.

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  147. Re:This is not a first time... by Alsee · · Score: 3, Funny

    The post office is also /.ed every year this time by letters to
    Santa Claus
    North Pole, Canada


    I think we need to submit a change-of-address from in for Santa. Apparently he has moved to West Bloomfield.

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  148. mail him a turd by StandardDeviant · · Score: 3, Funny

    You see, it's awful hard to mail the standard factory issue turd through the mail. It tends to smell up the post office, postal workers notice, and you get popped for mailing poop through the mail... Now, if you have the foresight to freeze said article before shipment, it will remain unthawed and relatively scent free (scent molecules after all being volatile compounds that don't go flying about in significant numbers unless a certain energetic threshold is crossed) until it is already in shipment... Since you live so close, it wouldn't be in the postal system for very long and would probably be reaching maximum ripeness only when the payload was reaching the target...

    Bonus points if the payload is constructed of used Hormel Spam.

  149. mormons? jehovah's witnesses? hare krishnas? by StandardDeviant · · Score: 2

    Obviously poor Mr. Ralsky is in need of salvation due to the continual lack of concern for his fellow members of the human race. I think that having several different sects arrive at the same time would be enough to enlighten anyone's soul. Do the various proseylitizing (too tired to speel) faiths accept web-based appointments?

    >:-)

  150. For sure? Yes. For long? Maybe not :-) by billstewart · · Score: 2

    If *I* were getting spammed and slashdotted because of one of my clients, unless there were some real strong moral issues for keeping him, there'd either be a fast re-evaluation of whether the client's worth keeping, or a fast re-evaluation of the rates I'd be charging him...

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  151. one question for Alan Ralsky by Skapare · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have one question for Alan Ralsky: why do you spammers never remove the email addresses that bounce back? Since my mail servers get your junk mailed over and over and over to email addresses which represent supposed users that have never even existed, it's clear you don't make any attempt whatsoever to clean your lists of bounces. Spam is theft, and this makes it clear that it is willful. Maybe we slashdotters should be asking the Oakland County Prosecuting Attorney's Office to pursue criminal theft charges.

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    1. Re:one question for Alan Ralsky by Skapare · · Score: 2

      Yes, this is the issue. But I'm hoping to get Alan Ralsky to say it, so we can get him to admit that he is stealing delivery resources from his targets and the ISPs that serve them. Of course he'll never do that. Bulk mailing services like dartmail and topica are doing the same things; they don't clean their lists automatically while they are willing to remove people that ask to be removed (especially if they threaten the upstream ISP with SMTP blocking). We just need more people to make those threats against the spammer's ISPs so that the spammers' costs go up. Maybe at least then they will see a reduction in cost by automatically deleting rejected addresses that never produce sales.

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  152. Re:Golden Rule patch 1.2 (offtopic) by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 2

    Do not do unto others what you would not have them do unto you.

    The bug in the original has led me into all sorts of problems. There I was at the beach -- when I noticed a gorgeous woman who I would have liked to have lick me all over my body. So I did unto her as I would have her do unto me. Unfortunately, there were a number of people who objected to this: the woman, her husband, and my girlfriend, not to mention the mean, evil, pinched-faced religious crusader under the next umbrella. Needless to say, I was pummeled by all involved, until I was so battered that today I just stay in my room posting to Slashdot.

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  153. ROTFL! Good one! by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

    CALLING ALL SPAMBOTS!!!

    I think you meant [his addresses as mailto: URLs]


    ROTFL!

    For those who didn't catch it:

    If Ralsky's email address collection operation includes a bot that sucks down email address from web sites - and doesn't honor robots.txt file entries - the above posting will put Ralsky's lawyer on Ralsky's mailing lists. B-)

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  154. I'll do it by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 2

    I sell books on Amazon...
    I have a few thousand excess used books that I cant get rid of, mostly cheap romance trash like harlequins.
    If anyone is willing to transport them, you can have them to donate to him! ;)

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  155. another fun thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful



    Here is an href that will do a couple of things. For starters, it subscribes the address in the href to a spammer's mailing list. It does this everytime the href is accessed. It also will send an e-mail to the address. So all traffic through this link. results in an email being sent from this spam company to the address. That means bots, blind people, etc. will be the perpetrators of signing the addressee up for spam repeatedly and basically email bombing the addressee.

  156. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by siskbc · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Mail fraud is a federal offense because it misuses a FEDERAL SERVICE. That gives the government a nexus to come down on it in a draconian fashion - and also to come down on OTHER uses of the service, like for speech the government doesn't like (i.e. porn). Try to protect email as MAIL and you let the federal censorship camel's nose into the tent.

    I don't think that holds at all - currently, I can write with as much freedom through snailmail as I can email - the difference is the abuse. While certain states have dipshit mail laws (porno, booze, etc) they aren't, I believe, Federal. Thus I have no problem with the snailmail Federal laws being applied. And mail is no longer a federal service - it has been privatized - yet the laws still stand.

    The way email SHOULD be protected is the same way your fax machine is protected against unsolicted faxes.

    Well, I'd be all for that too, if it happens. Unfortunately, there are ways in which email is more like regular mail - I can forge a return address a lot more easily than a phone number, for instance. For what it's worth, email is somewhere between a fax and mail - and probably needs to be dealt with is such.

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  157. Re:"Counterspam" as a method to get rid of a spamm by Alsee · · Score: 2

    From randomly generated webpage [devin.com]

    I was browsing that site and came across this:

    When shall we three meet again In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
    When the hurlyburly's done, freequote@zero.nochill.com When the battle's lost and won.
    That will be ere the set of sun.
    Where the place? pc2nups@yahoo.comf
    Upon the heath.
    rankahmed1@mailsurf.com There to meet with Macbeth.
    I come, Graymalkin!
    Paddock calls. b_rom_s@4enet.b news2@gossipflash.com
    Anon.
    ALL Fair is foul, and foul is fair: Hover through the fog and filthy air.


    It went on for a while like that, babling about a ghost or somthing, then it changed and started talking about a couple of kids commiting suicide. Wierd.

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  158. What's his address? I'll sign him up... by Rai · · Score: 2

    ...on every mailing list I come across.

    Harassment? Just desserts for the GOD of harassment :)

  159. "protecting the spammer's rights"? by billstewart · · Score: 3, Insightful
    If the lawyer is defending his client in criminal cases, then yes, he's protecting the guy's rights, and that's an important job that even spammers should be able to get help with.

    But if he's using the lawyer as an agent in negotiations with his customers, or in preparing contracts with his customers, or in defending him against tort or other civil actions brought by people who claim the spammer's actions has cost them money or damaged their stuff, it's not a civil rights issue, it's just business.

    Making insulting phone calls to the *lawyer* for the spam would be inappropriate, but providing the lawyer with a large number of billable-with-15-minute-minimum activities to perform on behalf of his client strikes me as appropriate. After all, his client might very well be interested in friendly calls about ways to make m0n34 f4$t on the Internet, or getting reports analyzing the legality of different internet marketing plans, or market research about the sales of V1agra on the net, and somebody who wants to contract with his client about them would certainly want to ask what forms of contracts they know how to support, or what jurisdiction his client uses to resolve disputes in.

    Wasting the lawyer's time would be a mean thing to do, but after all, you only need a 0.04% take rate to justify these things, and his client might really be interested in them. And delivering subpoenas for discovery is never a waste of time :-)

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    Bill Stewart
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    1. Re:"protecting the spammer's rights"? by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      I understand you're being tongue-in-cheek at the end, and the only point I'd make is that "rights" does not have a narrow technical definition you suggest. Of course on has a right to a legal defense, and a long list of other paramount rights, but the freedom to conduct your livelihood without harrassment is no less a right. Certainly that's the exact core of the dispute many of us have with spam in the first place. Retaliating in kind against the spammer is one thing, doing the same to someone who is possibly facilitating the spammer is another. Should we go after the spammer's landlord, bank, hairdresser....

      Yeah, it gets silly trying to draw a line, but it's important to consider whether to hide behind anonymous schemes at all. Some of the opt-in merchants being duped into this are probably legitimate companies that do respect people's privacy -- and they're losing money as someone else's weapon.

  160. Would *unsubscribing* him from the lists work? by billstewart · · Score: 3, Funny

    Subscribing him to all those lists would be wrong - unless of course he needs a copy of all of the postings for his files. But Unsubscribing him would be fine.

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    Bill Stewart
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  161. Pushes them to non-email replies by billstewart · · Score: 2
    Some of the spam out there actually accepts email responses from suckers, but most of it doesn't - it's too vulnerable to people closing down the accounts. Far too much of it wants responses by phone, which go to an answering machine that catches the obscene angry calls, or else by postal mail, since they want you to send a check or a $5 bill to all the other people in the pyramid.

    Of course, that doesn't mean that for spam that *does* want email responses, you shouldn't give those addresses to other spammers. No need for a chatbot of your own; there are plenty out there run by other spammers.

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    Bill Stewart
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  162. Re:Referrer Link by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2
    Isn't that ref=sr... a referrer link on Amazon?

    If so, quite clever, saying that you have $20 to put in this stunt knowing that if the link gets slashdotted by people buying this book for Ralsky you will get a little bit of money from each, thus making more than the $20 that you won't shell out anyway.

    Oh well, given that you put the whole link visible in the post I suppose I will take it as a rather good joke.


    Um no. I would make $0 if that got Slashdotted. I have absolutely 0 affiliation with Amazon or anybody that deals with a book like that. Your accusation is unfounded.

    Here is how I came across that book:

    1.) Go to www.amazon.com
    2.) Click on 'Books'
    3.) Do a Search in the Books section for 'Spam'
    4.) Look at #5, the title is "Removing the SPAM"
    5.) Click on that link, and you get exactly the same link that I provided. In other words, Amazon has absolutely 0 idea that the book referrals came from me.

    I find it interesting that you'd accuse me of that, though. Dontcha think that my choice of books was a little too topical? I mean, did you really think I was lurking around Slashdot for an opportunity to sell books?

    Heh.

  163. Re:Referrer Link by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    Hmm..

    I owe ya an apology. I think I misread your tone a bit. I thought you were harshly accusing me out of the blue of trying to capitalize on a Slashdot story, but I reread your post and realize you were being nicer than I had originally imagined.

    I'm sorry, my response was harsher than it should have been. I should have read what you said a little more closely.

    The ref=sr is part of the link that the search came up with. I imagine the sr stands for 'search results'. No idea. I promise you, though, if you follow the same steps I did you'll get the same result.

  164. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Zeinfeld · · Score: 3, Insightful
    In this case, no one is trying to obtain money or property. Hence, no mail fraud.

    Bingo, fraud is not lying, fraud is lying with a very specific intent, material gain.

    When a lawyer files a crank suit for someone it is rarely the case that they go file the wrong crank suit. Filing a civil crank suit is much less likely to lead to problems than filing a criminal one.

    However the guy is undoubtedly full of it. How does he claim to know who put him on the mailing lists? OK he can file a suit against John Doe #1 through 69, but recovering damages against them is not going to be happening.

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  165. Other ways to Annoy Spammers! by Packets · · Score: 2, Interesting

    C'mon, there are other ways to annoy spammers, heres two I've heard of being used to good effect, both involve contacting those who spam you.

    First way (less vicious): Contact the spammer, tell them you're interested, but would prefer to have hardcopy material - pamphlets, etc. Delivered to your PO box.

    I have a friend (in .au) who reguluarly has spammers spend over $20 US to send large packages of advertising material, which he promptly bins. This hits spammers where they hurt. In the pocket.

    Second way (more vicious): Do nearly the same thing, but say you'd rather communicate via the postal service. Ask for some information plus reply paid cards (I believe these exist in the US, I've never seen them in .au).

    Wait with baited breath for the reply paid cards.

    Once you recieve them, find a nice large, heavy brick, bundle it up, and mail it back to the spammers. They get billed for the cost of sending the large, heavy, package.

    Apparently this approach works in the US, or so an american friend told me. Their email addresses got removed from quite a few lists after a few iterations of this scenario.

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  166. Re:no no no by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
    Harassing the lawyer for doing his job is another step altogether. If he himself is harassing people, that's one thing; if he's just protecting the spammer's rights, he's doing his job. For that matter bear in mind that the law frowns on self-help generally.

    I don't buy the argument that people are not responsible for what they do for a living.

    Lawyers who file suits to help the clients deprive others of rights puts them lower than the spamers in my view.

    It is one thing to provide a defense for a scumbag client, quite another to help them attack.

    Just my opinion on the profession as a whole rather than this instance.

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  167. Re:no no no by llywrch · · Score: 2

    > Harassing the lawyer for doing his job is another step altogether. If he himself is harassing people, that's one thing; if he's
    > just protecting the spammer's rights, he's doing his job. For that matter bear in mind that the law frowns on self-help
    > generally.

    True. But feel free to research the meaning of the word ``barratry". I'd say that if any lawyer who takes up this spammer's case, & does not quickly move to trial on any suit he raises, should be hit hard & repeatedly with this charge.

    Find a friendly lawyer who will help you research this. I figure that after our spammer loses the first couple of cases, if his lawyer is ethical, he'll tell him to give up this fight. And if he doesn't, *he* will find himself caught in the same quicksand. And our spammer will be forced to find another lawyer to continue his campaign.

    Lather, rinse, repeat. Until this spammer finds himself without anyone willing to accept his cases. And, strange to mention, I bet a lot of other spammers will find that they are unable to locate willing consel to sue for this alleged harrassment.

    But then, IANAL. But it might be fun to watch autodarwination in process.

    Geoff

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  168. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by SiliconJesus101 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    And apparently you seem to forget that business mail (junk mail as you call it) is in fact paid for by the parties that send it out. They send it of their own free will in order to promote their products. If we had no business mail (junk mail) at all I would absolutely hate to see the price we would have to pay to mail a letter. Business mail generates probably the largest source of revenue for the US Postal Service and thereby keeps your costs down. 37 cents ain't so bad for someone to take your letter to anyone anywhere in the entire country.


    Spam email on the other hand does not pay for it's usage of the systems that transport it. It uses valuable and expensive bandwidth but pays nothing for it. Bandwidth is not free...and you and I end up paying the increased costs in order to support the spammers. To me spam email is no different than a junk fax. You send it and someone else has to pay for it.

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  169. Can he sue the Detroit Free Press?!?!? by mekkab · · Score: 2

    Listen, he can't sue any one of you buggers... its bs.

    HOWEVER, the Detriot free press article identified him as a spammer AND disclosed his neighborhood, also some nearby streets. From that information he is marked as 1) someone who is not popular, and 2) easily found in this neighborhood.

    That might be enough for his lawyer to get a judge to okay the suit against the newspaper.

    Now- IANAL, IANALBIPOOT, etc. But think about it, thats his only possible angle.

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  170. Re:no no no by Kirruth · · Score: 2

    Look, no doubt the lawyer has a penis, right? Well, he's going to need extensive details of enlargement techniques, viagra, xxx porn.

    Besides, none of the material he will get sent qualifies as spam, because he can opt out at any time. Many of these opportunities really are once in a lifetime...I'd hate to think he would miss out.

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  171. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2

    I heard an interesting thing on KGO radio in san francisco the other day.

    There was a guy on who was talking about telemarketing and the laws about do not call lists. The host was asking about why the states dont just flat out make it illegal to call anyone on an opt-out list. And why do some states charge for a number to be put on it.

    The telemarketing expert stated that the reason the states dont do as much as the general public thinks it should is due to the fact that telemarketing is a major part of the economy. It employs some six million people and generates more than 12 billion dollars per year.

    If they made telemarketing basically illegal - this would cause a massive problem for the economy.

    The sad part is that the econmoy is in such a state that fraud and BS business models like telemarketing, although hated, are a necessarry yet cancerous column of stability holding the economy in the (albeit crappy) state its in.

    Personally, I think that it would be good for this industry to go away - and force us to build our economy on more ethical and true industries.

    Apparently the Matrix was correct - 1999 was the peak of our society.

  172. ^^^^^^^^^ This .... is ...... Brilliant! by mtec · · Score: 2

    Ahem! Did everyone see this?

    You're a Genius, my good fellow!

    Torque off his neighbors... hmmmmm...

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  173. Re:This is the last straw .... by AntiNorm · · Score: 2

    You can easily disable this service:
    net stop messenger

    Or just firewall port 135 (or whatever the messenger runs on, maybe 139) so that any address outside your network can't access it.

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  174. S'cuse me - but an AC has the best idea... by mtec · · Score: 2

    Here! It's absolutly brilliant!

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  175. Re:Good for him {{{MISSION ACCOMPLISHED}}} by Stormbringer · · Score: 4, Informative

    Mission Accomplished??? NOT! He's hired an attorney. WELL...

    a. how many of the people close by have enough legal coverage to take him to small claims court for productivity and other quantifiable losses due to HIS spam? (legal spam)

    b. time to MapQuest another name:

    Ralsky is indeed annoyed. He says he's asked Bloomfield Hills attorney Robert Harrison to sue the anti-spammers.

    Gentlemen, ladies, another fit target for your search-and-debilitate methods. Let it be known that it's not safe to support a spammer.

    My opinion, of course. Not that I'd EVER advocate antisocial or illegal actions...

  176. Photos? by hebble · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since we have his address anyway, can somebody get a picture of the pile of junk stacked up outside his house?

    And I wouldn't worry too much about a lawsuit. He'd need a really good lawyer to avoid setting a legal precedent that could then be used against him.

  177. Ignore this - I screwed up.... by mtec · · Score: 2

    and posted a reply when it shoulda been at the top level...

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  178. An AC has a brilliant idea... by mtec · · Score: 2
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  179. The best way to fight spam by bryanthompson · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Someone mentioned earlier that the best way to fight spammers would be to reply to all the ads with fake info. Why not take it one step farther and actually call them. Listen to whatever sales pitches they have, of course, calling their 800 number.

    Calling their 800 number and listening to the pitch costs them money in at least 3 ways:

    1. 800 number calls are billed to them

    2. It will take up the time of sales people

    3. If enough people do it, eventually real customers may not be able to get through.

    If there's a snail address listed, send an inquiry to their services... Probably should use a P.O. box for this, so you don't clog up your personal mailbox. Anyway, this would hurt them even more. They've got printing fees, whatever fees for employees making & processing the information, and mailing fees to deal with.

    The only problem with this, is that it targets people that use the spamming services... but then again, aren't they just as bad as the spammers?

    I'm not sure how legal any of those ideas are... If enough people did it though, it might be somewhat effective
    As something of a disclaimer.... dunno if it's necessary, but i wanna save my ass if at all possible :) umm... Don't do anything illegal... it makes you as bad as the spammers. there, i'm covered

    Bryan

  180. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by xigxag · · Score: 3, Insightful

    telemarketing is a major part of the economy. It employs some six million people and generates more than 12 billion dollars per year.

    That would mean a gross revenue of $2000 per employee. Either your stats are way off or telemarketing sucks major ass as a business. Or both.

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  181. If He Wins, We All Win by iCharles · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I was explainning this to my wife, and she said that, if he wins, then a precident is sent: you can't be signed up by other people for junk mail. To that end, he could, in theory, be sued, using HIS OWN CASE as precident.


    There are a few nuances (virtual vs. physical, 3rd party signing someone up vs. the catalog company, etc.), but it is an interesting thought.

  182. Here's his wishlist by DotComVictim · · Score: 2

    Doesn't he wan to support the building of the embassy and the cloning of Rael? Click here!

  183. Phone version? (1-800 redux) by Gorimek · · Score: 2

    It would be even easier to detect any 1-800 numbers in the mails, and have your modem call them round robin through the night.

  184. Has anyone thought to spam the lawyer? by DeathPenguin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe then he would think twice about defending the spammer.

  185. Re:For sure? Yes. For long? Maybe not :-) by dacarr · · Score: 2
    IANAL, but I know a few. What I understand though is that a lawyer can't really discharge you if you've retained him - you have to discharge him. The wise thing for the attorney to do is to refuse him outright.

    Lawyers, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

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  186. Re:ROTFL! Good one! by inkfox · · Score: 2
    If Ralsky's email address collection operation includes a bot that sucks down email address from web sites - and doesn't honor robots.txt file entries - the above posting will put Ralsky's lawyer on Ralsky's mailing lists. B-)

    Oh no no! Haven't you heard?

    Ralsky is an opt-in bulk mailer. *sage nod* Also, I have a flying car.

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  187. Depends by imbezol · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does Depends Diapers still offer free samples?

  188. real life karma by Michael+Wardle · · Score: 2

    Unfortunately in real life, moderators are a little slower to apply that -1 moderation, and it's a little harder to set your threshold to +3.

    Odd that we're having a discussion about karma here on Slashdot, don't you think?

  189. How About AOL CDs? by NeuroManson · · Score: 2

    I mean, after that other AOL CD project, I'm sure they're going to have a couple million CDs lying around. Send them to this guy.

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  190. Evil... pure Evil by The+Tyro · · Score: 2

    Sending tons of snail mail spam to Ralsky is too funny... poetic justice to the Nth degree.

    Doing the same thing to his attorney? That's a stroke of genius!

    God! This is one of the things I love about Slashdot... a quarter of a million geeks, irritable, hyped-up on Bawls and Penguin mints, bent on revenge. Could there be a darker crucible of spite and malice?

    Man... my sides hurt from laughing!

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  191. Re:That's so ironic it hurts by dacarr · · Score: 2

    No, and I"ll tell you why. This will give him insight into how to stop it. Workaround, anybody?

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  192. hey, fuck you by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 2
    if I inherited such a thing I would shut it down in a heartbeat. Just because perhaps you feel you wouldn't be able to, does not mean others are the same.

    Don't hate the player, hate the game.

    Bullshit. There is no "game", ever. Everything can be exploited and abused, the reason society almost functions is that enough people aren't willing to do it.

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  193. HOWTO: Annoy a spammer, cost them money. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I get a lot of SPAM snail-mail. It has begun to piss me off. Here is what I do now: Know those postage-paid envelopes that come with offers for magazines, credit cards, and a million other things you don't need or want? I simply stuff the junk mail into those envelopes, seal 'em up and drop 'em in the mail. The company that sent them now has to pay for the postage. In other words, not only did they not make a sale, they had to pay postage and someone in the company is inconvenienced with their own junk mail. Imagine if this type of "fighting back" becomes widespread... Companies will actually waste lots of resources in separating the junk mail from the real reply mail and throwing it away.

    Things I have started doing recently include: Mixing up the junk mail so that, for example, Company A receives some junk from Companies B and C in the reply envelope. This way, it's not even useful to them as they cannot simply re-mail the returned items.

    One thing I intend to start doing in the future is partially filling out the forms that come with the materials I send back, but, for example, writing VOID where the signature is supposed to go or something. This way, someone will start entering data only to discover that it's bullshit... Or putting X's in all the little boxes and writing "Wasted your time!" Where the signature is supposed to go. Stuff like that. Oh yeah, I always rip my name and address off the documents so they don't know who's doing it. What a waste of time for that company! Hey, they wasted my time. I'm wasting their's back.

    (The fine print: I don't actually do any of what I just said I do. It's a joke. Don't take it seriously. Just leave me alone.)

  194. Re:no no no by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

    Find a friendly lawyer who will help you research this.

    I don't need to. I am one.

    Legal harassment is something one can sue or countersue over, and it is done often. Abuse of legal process can lead to sanctions against the attorney. It's a shady practice, no doubt about it.

    And if the spam harassment is actionable -- it's hard because you have so many people making a small contribution, so you'd probably go after any organizers -- then it's probably a good case under a theory of tortious interferance with business relations, etc. Paralyzing someone's email could clearly cause business losses. Yeah, that's what spammers are doing to others, but not in a focused way designed to coerce.

    In judging the propriety of something like harassment, pick a cause you're sympathetic with and picture their enemies doing the same not just to them, but anyone they sought out. My concern is not so much that that sort of thing is illegal, as it is crass and uncivil. Send an email or letter of complaint, but don't orchestrate an anonymous game of doorbell ditch. As I said, the moral high ground is worthwhile.

  195. Re:no no no by MacAndrew · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Your logic is failed here.

    Not at all. The spammer is the one actually engaged in something arguably illegitimate: sending spam. Whether harassment is appropriate or even legal is debatable. But the lawyer is simply being a lawyer. Lawyers are not required to enforce your values, least of all if you attempt to harass them into it. That's coercion, and anonymous at that.

    And I wrote elsewhere, if you have don't like it, sent a letter or email communicating that. But activities designed to harass rather than inform, especially against 3rd parties, are not kosher -- and will end up damaging the anti-spam cause.

  196. Moving? by phorm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He's a question, what happens to some poor sucker when he moves out. I live in an apartment. The girl before me lived here for 2-3 years... but I'm getting mail addressed to somebody that is not me and not her.

    I have a feeling that this spam could persist past the spammer, being a serious annoying for anyone unfortunate enough to buy his house when he next moves.

    1. Re:Moving? by zoward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They invest in a wood stove and allow the snail-mail spammers to heat their house for the winter - like I did.

      Unfortunately, a certain percentage of the material in junk mail is not cleanly burnable, so you'll have to toss that. If you live in an area where you're required to pay per-bagload for trash disposal, this is probably a losing proposition.

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    2. Re:Moving? by Steve+B · · Score: 2
      He's a question, what happens to some poor sucker when he moves out.

      Hey, when you buy a house for $500 (which is about what he'll be able to get for precisely this reason), you have to expect it to be a fixer-upper project.

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    3. Re:Moving? by phorm · · Score: 2

      Resale value fine, as long as somebody doesn't unknowningly get stuck with it.
      Leaky pipes, etc, etc are things often considered, I'm not sure if spam would qualify as something that's required to be disclosed, or asked about.

  197. Fraud is fraud. by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2

    >Mail fraud is a federal offense because it misuses a FEDERAL SERVICE.

    So? Try attempting some fraud through privately-owned UPS or FedEx. If it crosses state lines its a federal offense and probably a state one too. If it doesn't then its a state offense.

  198. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't know what the world 30 years ago was like. I doubt you do either other than from what you read or see on movies. However I don know I am sick and tired of people whining about how things were so much better way back when. I'll bet the people of yesterday were no different basically than people of today. I will also bet some people like yourself 30 years ago were bitching about their current state of affairs and how much nicer it was 30 years before your ideal time.
    Johnny Cash basically said the same thing I'm saying right now but a lot more eloquently in his autobiography. God, I'm tired of people whining about the "good old days."

  199. Now this is evil by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll take a crack at your challenge. How about the Mormon Church?

    " Representatives in your area would like to deliver your copy of the Book of Mormon and share a message about how the teachings of Jesus Christ have helped individuals and families find greater happiness. Their visit will last about an hour. May we arrange to have representatives deliver your free copy of the Book of Mormon?"

    Guess what Alan chose?

    1. Re:Now this is evil by styopa · · Score: 2

      Another good one is Johova's Witnesses. If, when you request the information you tell them that you speak *insert obscure language here* then not only do they show up at the door, but with a translater.

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  200. Re:Give credit by craenor · · Score: 2

    If I'm going to give credit, it would be to my Dad, who was saying that before Richard Marcinko was born...but since it's an old saying, since gone out of use, I don't feel a need to give credit.

  201. You know a spammer? by alizard · · Score: 2
    Why haven't you posted his real name, e-mail, and home address to slashdot in an article, along with proof that he is in fact a spammer yet? Or given it to that Detroit Free Press reporter?

    I'm sure that you'd be allowed to post as anonymous coward for the purpose of posting it here.

    If he is so much your real friend that you aren't willing to turn his ass in, do you hang out with pedos and kiddie pr0nsters as well? How about terrorists? Do you like the enemies of humanity in general or do you just have a soft spot for spammers?

  202. Thanks alot, my nose just got a milk enema by Leeji · · Score: 2

    Did you notice the great suggestive sell partway down that Amazon page?

    "Customers who wear clothes also shop for:"

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  203. Ahhhh by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2
    To quote (paraphrase?) the illustrious Dave Barry:

    "I think I speak for all sober and right-thinking people everywhere when I say: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

  204. Idea by WhiteChocolate42 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does anyone know what prices Hormel charges for bulk shipments of actual SPAM? I'd chip in a few bucks to the "feed Ralsky fund." Let's ensure that he never goes hungry again.

    By the way Alan, good luck tracking down and suing those 300 anonymous internet guys.

  205. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Suppafly · · Score: 2

    Yet the dim bulb is calling a lawyer to file and civil lawsuit instead of a criminal one.


    You've obviously never taken law 101 or the highschool equivilent. Otherwise, you'd realize that a private citizen can't just up and file a criminal lawsuit. Criminal cases involve individuals being prosecuted by the state. The very nature of his problem is that he wants relief from an individual so his recourse is to file a civil lawsuit or to complain to some state agency in the hopes that they will file a criminal lawsuit against the other people.

    Secondly, this is not mail fraud at all seeing as no one has been defrauded of anything.

  206. What!!! by geekoid · · Score: 2

    "The world today needs some serious work to become even as good a world is was 30 years ago.
    "
    cast your mind back...
    1972...

    Only in the last few years where minorities allowed to ride in the front of a bus.

    Automobiles produceed an ungodly amount of polluntant(There are 4 time as many cars on the roads in LA now, but only half the pollution.

    Children were beaten regularly and this was considered normal (I'm not talking about a swat here)
    It was very near impossible for a woman to get a decent career, and if she did, she ould make half what her male counter part earned.

    Wearing seatbeltsd was almost unheard of.

    we were very close to a nuclear war.

    Now if you go back to the fifties,it gets far worse.

    People are more aware of other now, then they have been for a long time.

    I think you need to stop pining for "the good ol' days and start think about how you can make tomorrow good.

    I suspect you are under 40 and confusing the realities of the early 70's with you fond childhood memories.

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  207. Re:Good for him {{{MISSION ACCOMPLISHED}}} by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And I am sure that none of us would consider anything of the sort. Like Ralsky, we are a law-abiding lot. Like him, we simply wish to exercise our right of freedom of speech.

    I hope the mailman mixes his regular mail in with the unsolicited stuff ... the same way e-spam arrives ... so he has to wade through all of it just to find the personal stuff he's looking for.

    If it wasn't for him and others like him, how would I know when viagara was on sale or whether Wanda Bigcock's webcam is working or not?

    http://www.livepeekshows.net/ (I hope they don't mind a little extra traffic) :-)

    Ralsky has his millions. It's time for him to take an extended vacation / early retirement. Maybe get in some smelt fishing or something.

    Since the people who sent that snail mail didn't act in unison, I think his legal saber rattling isn't going to go very far.He's going to have to take a lot of people to court, one at a time, with little hope of anything more than a cease and desist order to gain.

    Will he sue /. for reporting the story in the Freep, the freep for posting legitimate news or the civil authorities who make public records, well, public? Or will he go after individuals? I don't think he has a decent target here so I don't think he's going to sue anybody for anything. We are, after all, also simply exercising our legal rights. We can hide behind the same laws he does.

    I don't know who came up with the idea of sending him snail mail in abundance, but it looks like a lot of individuals have endorsed the concept and it also sounds like the first tactic to actually get his attention. I know that "click here to unsubscribe" has NEVER worked for me. Now he can send each catalog mailer a request to be dropped off their mailing list only to find that his name has been sold to 15 more like we find when we try to unsubscribe from the spam lists.

    Hey Ralsky ... I didn't send you a single thing. But I find it deeply amusing that others did. Byte me.

    I'd hold off on Harrison until he actually files something with the court. I suspect that all he is going to do is lighten Ralsky's wallet for a while before telling him to buckle down and deal with it.

    I feel his pain. Now, it's his turn to feel mine.

  208. If SPEWS applied to snail mail... by melonman · · Score: 2

    But what about all the sollicited post in his area? I mean, several tons of junk mail a day doesn't just affect one person, it could put the postman's back out, or break the suspension on the van, or fill up the sorting office, and then all the other Post Office users will suffer too, and in the end people will board up their post boxes and only accept letters from people they know and it will be the end of life as we know it.

    Surely what he should do is ask his post office not to deliver any shrinked-wrapped mail to anyone in his entire postcode range until the /. campaign is halted. And if his neighbours don't like it, they should exercise their right to move house.

    I know, I know, it's a stupid idea, it's just that it sounds a lot like SPEWS to me...

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  209. Win-Win for us by Felinoid · · Score: 2

    If he wins he opens the door for "Spam as harrasment" lawsutes.
    If he loses this opens the door for an industry of spamming spammers.
    I want to sell spam target lists of spammers to postal mass marketers who can spam the spammers offering postal service.

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  210. Re:does spam really work by jonadab · · Score: 2

    > it certainly can't be very effective. if it is, how come?

    The ROI can be significant as a percentage, only because the per-unit
    cost of sending is so very low. Consequently, if somebody is making
    millions spamming, you can bet they've sent trillions of messages to
    make those millions. Makes you want to... oh, wait, somebody did.

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  211. I use a paving brick by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    It's so much more satisfactory knowing that they're paying to receive a nice, solid paving brick than a flimsy sheet of paper. And if they repeat offend, I use a real brick. I've not had to use a Besser Block or paving slab yet, but I'm sure the day will come. (-:

    You have to be rich, though. It takes a lot of glue to be sure the reply-paid envelope (or ReturnToSender with addressee suitably obliterated) stays attached to a paving brick. And about half a day for it to dry.

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  212. Well, if those work... why not these? by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    Perhaps these will too...

    Any others...? His pizza shop, local council, garbage collectors? Federal and state attorneys? Local police station? Local Klan offices?
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  213. Un-be-f***ing-lievable! The Bogon's back! by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    Ralston's lawyer's technical contact (and ISP) appears to be Alex "Drestin Black" Boge, AKA ABZ899 and Loser Extraordinaire - or possibly some other poor unfortunate with the same moniker. Chew on that, spambots! Chew! Chew! Wanna bet on Ralston's own technical contact? Anyone local to Southfield, MI want to call and ask?

    OBTW...
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  214. Put up a pay-per-view webcam! by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    Can you see his house from yours? Good moneymaking enterprise there (THIS REALLY WORKS!!!!)...

    Also, can you (anonymously) post his licence plates or any other useful details? Pictures would be great, but doing that anonymously might be hard. The names and other details of computery looking service vehicles would be good, too. Keep a log handy for the next story...

    Oh, and tell the local JW and LDS depots that they need to visit him. Regularly.

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  215. Another modest proposal by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    If he has no cameras, anonymise and print out all of the spam you get, seal it with dilute Liquid Nails, and occasionally stick it to his house in the dead of night. Starting with the front door. Return to sender...

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  216. You'd like `The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress' by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    by Robert Anson Heinlen

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  217. A step up by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 2

    Look, these clubs (NAMBLA, Natzi Party, Taliban, KKK, and the Rosie O'Donnel Fan club) are a step up for ralksy.

    They have standards, they would not let such low life scum join.

  218. They're after a million... by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    ...and had 103,000 as at today.

    Unsurprisingly, you can get there by typing "aol cds" into Google and clicking "I'm Feeling Lucky".

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  219. I don't know why, but... by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    Better still, go to your local Scientologist "personality assessment" centre, fill one in using his name (remember to act rich and stupid) and let them spam and sue each other!


    Scientologists and spammers - a marriage made by Moonies!

    ...that really spanged my wazzometer! (-:

    My sister and I visited one of said centers together, a very long time ago (OTToMH, maybe 17 years) while we were killing some time down town waiting for an appointment. I scanned the questions like I'd been told not to, and it was pretty obvious that they were after totally ruthless mercenaries. No problem, donned my ruthless-mercenary personality and answered away. Nearly finished the damn thing as well, which alarmed them no end. They marked it, came back and said in awed tones, `You did really well, actually, but we still think we can help you...' my sister, the bleeding heart (bless hers) was in tears and had scored really badly. They gave her a book - she was crying so hard they couldn't bear it - and ushered both of us out again. I read the book, and it looks like a poor copy of Transactional Analysis.

    Buy a cheap paperback called What do you say after you say hello? by Eric Berne and you'll know more than at least the first $50,000 of their courses will ever teach you - except about being a ruthless mercenary, of course.

    I have a mate who has all of their course materials, E-meter, forbidden one-at-a-time-in-locked-room tapes, the lot. Amazing stuff. If you admitted to doing some of the things they insist that you do, the authorities would lock you in a padded room before a squirrel buried you. Shriners look jober as a sudge by comparison.

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  220. Atrocious is right! by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    The guy's name is Mandy.

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  221. Re:I *can* believe rational people support this! by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 2

    It is a disproportionate response. Because you have to delete some emails each day that takes you all of a few minutes, the appropriate response is to totally shut down one particular spammer's ability to read his own relevant physical mail by ensuring he must sift through thousands of pieces each day? That is absurd.

    You're right! Millions of people having the utility of their email diminished and having to go through the trouble of finding out which messages are real (and which ones are really trying to look "real") is in no way balanced by a person who is responsible for the misery having to go through some extra physical mail himself. He should, in fact, be receiving millions of letters, phone calls, and knocks on the door each day for the response to be much more proportionate to the damage he causes.

    I'm sure he is receiving several orders of magnitude less than what he is dishing out. And you know what? If a federal law was created that required spammers to list their primary business address and phone number as part of their advertisements, you can bet that this whole spam problem would take care of itself very quickly.

    In short, spammers play a very stupid game. What is it, they expect 9 out of every million emails sent to actually result in a sale? Now, what are the chances, after emailing just one million people, that you find a lunatic who really really hates this behavior? And what are the chances, after mail bombing the same millions of people over and over and over and over, without stop, that a sizable portion of them would grow resentful? Would want to take action? Its just a matter of time.

    If the game is 9 one-time sells in a million annoyances which build over time, it is a scorched-earth approach that is credible in the long-term.

    2. It is in fact illegal. Impersonating someone else in order to sign them up to receive mail is mail fraud.

    Now what kind of behavior could enrage and motivate a large number of people to commit mail fraud, without so much as a second thought? Right. The scorched earth marketing approach, isn't it?

    1. It is environmentally irresponsible in the extreme. All that paper is being wasted because you don't like clicking a mouse 20 more times a day? Seems more than a little selfish.

    Two responses. All that paper is being wasted because millions of people don't like clicking a mouse 20 more times a day? Yup. Sounds like a bargin, actually.

    The other response would be that the scorched earth policy has so enraged these people, it superceedes their environmental beliefs. Amazing how a continual pissing-off campaign against consumers will do that, huh?

    Why should the reverse spammers have the right to use companies' resources and the resources of the public postal service to further their own agenda? Isn't this just what you accuse Ralsky of doing when he "steals bandwidth"?

    I think that is the point. He does it. He gets away with it. The people say, "this really is the best way to express ourselves." It contrasts, interestingly, with one man using computers to send unwanted messages to millions. Instead, you have an approach where a number of people use computers to send a number of unwanted messages to one person.

    5. It is totally ineffective. If you have a complaint about receiving spam, take it up with your elected officials. THEY are the ones to stop it. So long as money can be made in this entirely legal business, no matter how annoying it is, there will always be someone who spams. If not Ralsky, then someone else.

    Spamming is totally ineffective too, isn't it? I mean, what is accomplished by pissing off millions of people in order to get at the gullible 9?

    Really, I think this will be a self-correcting behavior in the long term. The resentment they create in these one-time sells will build and build. The number of people affected by this spam will build. As the pressure increases, the number of people who are pushed 'over the border' will increase. (Remember, we are talking about MILLIONS of people here. Just like you have 9 who'll buy, you'll have 100 who are resentful.) If those 100 people go away, they will be replaced by another 100. And 200. And 300. And far more.

    Spam is just not credible in the long-term. Really, this entire episode has given me a lot of empathy for the anti-spam groups. I realize that, in the long term, they've got credibility. That, and the story is entertaining.

  222. Re:I can't believe rational people support this... by jcr · · Score: 2

    Impersonating someone else in order to sign them up to receive mail is mail fraud.

    It's not necessary to impersonate someone to add them to a mailing list.

    It is a waste of the time and resources of the companies that send out the spam and the people who have to deliver it. Ever think of them?

    Yes, I think of them every time I get another fucking catalog I never asked for because they bought my address from the USPS. I will shed NO tears for the paper-mail spammers.

    Because you have to delete some emails each day that takes you all of a few minutes, the appropriate response is to totally shut down one particular spammer's ability to read his own relevant physical mail by ensuring he must sift through thousands of pieces each day? That is absurd.

    No, it's eminently reasonable and just. It lets the perp know exactly what tort he's committing against everyone else. Frankly, Ralsky is lucky he's not getting the shit kicked out of him on a regular basis.

    So long as money can be made in this entirely legal business, no matter how annoying it is, there will always be someone who spams

    It is NOT an "entirely legal" business. It is theft of services on a massive scale. Stealing a million bucks 1/100th of a penny at a time is still stealing a million bucks.

    -jcr

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  223. So, Ralsky wants to litigate? by jcr · · Score: 2

    Suppose 10,000 people all filed lawsuits against Ralsky in small-claims court, each in his own local jurisdiction.

    If he doesn't show up, you'll get a default judgement, which you can then sell to a bill collector.

    Hmm... 10,000 * $500 judgment = $5 million bucks, = one bankrupt motherfucker.

    Hell, if the clams could bring the IRS to its knees by filing thousands of individual lawsuits, imagine what a lot of annoyed spamees could do to one greasy little insurance fraud perp.

    -jcr

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    1. Re:So, Ralsky wants to litigate? by jcr · · Score: 2

      Interesting that you're so certain of what 10,000 courts would do, considering that there have already been several cases of spammees filing suit against spammers and prevailing.

      You may be a lawyer, but I don't think I'd even hire to you to fight a traffic ticket.

      -jcr

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  224. Re:I *can* believe rational people support this! by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 2

    You are an idiot. You're entire argument comes down to "he does it, so we can too".

    Actually, I'm not. My entire argument comes down to, "spamming is ultimately self-defeating and is not a long-term credible activity in its current form". Its all in the numbers. Just like the profit from spamming is.

    You ignore the fact that you are doing something illegal while he is not...

    I am doing something illegal? I thought you were interested in making a rational argument. I haven't done anything, so I'm a little confused here why you're striking out at me here? Help me understand.

    I directed my comments at rational people. You are not one. And to the mod who labelled this a troll post, remember that even nerds can sometimes disagree without being disagreeable.

    You mean disagree without being agreeable, yes?

    If you don't agree with what I had to say, then argue with me, but don't just label me a troll because you don't like what I said.

    But I thought you just got through calling me an idiot and saying I was not a rational person? You're not making much sense here, but I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt.

    Listen, the case I am making is this. They've found a new form of marketing. This form of marketing is unique in that the cost per person is extremely low. However, both due to its content (in trying to impersonate "real" email) and its overwhelming volume (because the cost per person is so low), it is also unique in that it is significantly more irratating to the average person.

    Say, for example, a car goes down a neighborhood street and spews commercial offers from a bullhorn. "Free speech! Perfectly legal!", one would say. (For the sake of argument, let's say that it IS perfectly legal.) That, in itself, is annoying. However, if it is only one car, in one city, and it isn't covering the same stretch of road over and over, they're likely to be able to continue their behavior.

    Actually, in my city, we've got this freak on a bicycle who does this (by pulling a large advertisement banner behind him) and ties up traffic. His behavior is annoying.

    Now, what is this mobile car with an audio bullhorn actually turned out to be really cheap and really fast? All the sudden, they're swarming the entire city. People are constantly being bombarded by these marketing messages, all perfectly legal. Why, a common stretch of road would get about twenty of these a day. Some would get more, some would get less.

    As this activity, resentment builds. People may find their own 'creative solutions' to dealing with the problem. And considering the size of the city being bombarded, let's say a million people, you're going to find some people who are creative with their solutions. Sure, some quite illegal.

    My personal belief is that, after some period of time, either people are going to make it so terribly uncomfortable for these roving spammers, or the government is going to step in and do something. The reason is that this behavior is not credible in the long-term. The model simply doesn't work.

    So, what you are seeing here, a counter-spam, is only a natural progression of a non-credible system working itself out. Quite logical and predictable. Illegal? Depends on what they are doing, I suppose. Some legal, some certainly not, I'd hazard to guess.

    But utterly predictable and obvious behavior. I would imagine that it would intensify from here.

  225. Nope by Steve+B · · Score: 2

    Several states have specific anti-spam laws, and the applicability of the federal junk-fax law remains to be definitively determined. You might lose, but the case can't be thrown out or penalized as frivolous.

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  226. Re:I can't believe rational people support this... by Steve+B · · Score: 2
    It is a disproportionate response.

    This is both untrue and irrelevant:

    Untrue: Wasting several hours of one person's time is trivial compared to the cumulative waste of several man-years by the millions of Ralsky's spam victims.

    Irrelevant: The use of retaliatory force is not weighed by exact equality to the original offense (though it sometimes happens to come out that way), but rather by its sufficiency to punish the offense and to deter future offenses.

    And finally, about the comments regarding the "spammer's lawyer" being some low form of life, just remember that everyone in free nations under the rule of law has the right to legal representation.

    And everyone in free nations under the rule of law has the right to form, and express, an opinion about a person's actions (including those of low-life like Ralsky and his lawyer).

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  227. Re:I *can* believe rational people support this! by Steve+B · · Score: 2
    You're right! Millions of people having the utility of their email diminished and having to go through the trouble of finding out which messages are real (and which ones are really trying to look "real") is in no way balanced by a person who is responsible for the misery having to go through some extra physical mail himself. He should, in fact, be receiving millions of letters, phone calls, and knocks on the door each day for the response to be much more proportionate to the damage he causes.

    If you want exact proportionality, I like a proposal by a friend of mine. Spammers should be imprisoned in a cell with a computer. The computer would receive a flood of spam, and the spammer would "just hit delete". Every so often, the computer would recieve a legitimate message informing the spammer that he would be let out for a meal, excersize break, potty break, etc. If the spammer accidentally deleted one of those messages, he'd miss that meal (or whatever). Of course, some of the spam would be disguised to look like the legitimate messages (just like "on the outside").

    The sentence would end when the spammer deleted a number of messages equal to the spam e-mails he sent or caused to be sent.

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  228. Re:I can't believe rational people support this... by Steve+B · · Score: 2
    That is the essence of criminal behaviour, you know--overriding others' legal rights for your own satisfaction/gain.

    -1 Redundant: We already know that Ralsky embodies essence of criminal behaviour.

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  229. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by TekPolitik · · Score: 2

    Yet the dim bulb is calling a lawyer to file and civil lawsuit instead of a criminal one.

    It might also make out the tort of deceit, and collectively (but not individually) the tort of nuisance. He might at least be able to get past summary judgement.

  230. You're a friend of a "spam king"? by alizard · · Score: 2
    I only suggested that you post his contact information for the benefit of the online community, so that we can let him know how much we appreciate his efforts.

    A spammer is essentially a declared enemy of humanity with his only justification being that of profit. Is he the moral equal of a terrorist or pedophile or kiddie pornographer? I assume a spammer would sell kiddie porn or commit terrorist acts instead of spamming if he thought he could get away with it and there was more money than in kiddie porn or terror.

    In fact, if your friend is a mega-spammer, he probably is spam-promoting kiddie porn regardless of what he's telling you. Presumably, the people who sell the hot young Lolita ads pay in cash and on time. Is he promoting terrorism? That probably depends on whether or not any terrorists have offered him money to do this or not. Has he showed you his customer lists? Than how do you know what he does and doesn't do? You're taking his word for it?

    If you willingly associate with people like that, I'm glad I'm not your friend.

  231. Re:Referrer Link by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    "Anyway, no bad feelings I hope, because there are none here."

    No worries. :) Happy Holidays!

  232. Confirmation practices by driehuis · · Score: 2

    For email opt-in, it's pretty easy. You send the subscribee a confirmation mail containing a random number string, and if they send it back (just hit 'reply' and quote the whole thing) they're confirmed.

    There's a snag here. Some systems out there on the Internet allow users to set "out of office" notifications. Said systems are not always intelligent enough to notice that their "response" is not to a human.

    The generally accepted best practice is to offer both a "click here to confirm" link, and "reply to this message, keeping just the line that starts with 'subscribe' if you don't have web access". There are too many systems out there that will tickle the return address without user intervention.

    Some spammers are dumb as bricks, and think their audience is of the same mental composition.

    I loved the message that asserted that "you" opted in from IP address 10.0.0.12. Who was this "you"? A guy called "MAILER-DAEMON@example.com. Yeah right, that convinced me that Mailer daemon subscribed to the penis enlarger info. My Mailer Daemon doesn't even _have_ a penis, dunno about theirs.

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  233. Re:no no no by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

    As a member of the legal system, I'm quite sure your blind hatred is misplaced. I have known many fine attorneys, and I encourage you to get to know some of them, and to learn more about this "screwed up" legal system of ours. One thing a lot of people don't realize is that 95% of lawyers don't go anywhere near a courtroom or sue anyone.

    Even the worst slimeball deserves the benefit of legal counsel. It is one of the strengths of our society that we don't condone the vigilante justice that may give you warm fuzzy feelings but has been used to justify everything down to lynchings. Don't bother to share your opinion of those.

    Aside from that, I won't bite on your troll. I know better.

  234. What about telemarketers calling him ? by clarkie.mg · · Score: 2

    Hey let's go further, let's give his phone number to telemarketers. He is a supposed millionaire, I am sure he would be delighted to receive wonderful business opportunities by phone.

    I'm sure some slashdot reader knows someone who can insert him in some databases of people to "telemarket".

    Oh wait, why not sell his information. After all, others do it every day otherwise I wouldn't receive those calls for a security for my house.

    (Sorry if this post is redundant, I haven't read all the posts)

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  235. Re:Referrer Link by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

    Isn't that ref=sr... a referrer link on Amazon?

    Nope. An associate link to that book would look like this:

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0201 379570/associate_id_here

    I believe the ref=sr tells the Amazon system which page you came to the current page from.

  236. Costing Spammers Money by billstewart · · Score: 2

    We had fun last week dissing Alan Ralsky, the spammer that everybody's now signing up for spam. Previous Slashdot articles on harassing spammers point out that Overture.com accepts bids from advertisers for top positions in their search results, and the top three positions get sold on Google, MSN, etc. - So if you search for "bulk email" and click the first couple of links, each one costs the advertiser (who's presumably a spammer) whatever their bid is - typically a few bucks. For some reason, "bulk email" is having a bidding war - today's prices were over $25. The system is designed to detect multiple clickthroughs by the same person (which is why I'm not providing a direct link), but once you've got all those ads for spamware on your screen, you might as well give them the name of a promising lead - like Ralsky...

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  237. Re:Referrer Link by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 2

    Thanks for the info.

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