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AOL Fined for Making it Hard to Cancel Service

andy1307 writes "CNET is carrying an article about a settlement between AOL and New York State that includes AOL paying a $1.25 million fine and agreeing to reform its customer service procedures. The agreement stems from consumers' complaints that AOL customer service representatives would either ignore requests, or make it unduly difficult, to cancel their service, according to a statement from Attorney General Eliot Spitzer. The policy probaby had something to do with rapidly declining customer numbers at AOL as more Americans switch to broadband."

446 comments

  1. I can't imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    why anyone would want to cancel AOL.

    1. Re:I can't imagine... by DurendalMac · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm just wondering when they can fine AOL for sucking all-around. They can do that to hookers, why not AOHELL?

    2. Re:I can't imagine... by nolife · · Score: 5, Funny

      me too!!!!

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    3. Re:I can't imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You don't fine hookers for sucking - you pay them.

    4. Re:I can't imagine... by JPriest · · Score: 1

      Disconnecting their service is so easy no wonder its # 1.

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    5. Re:I can't imagine... by nocomment · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I actually worked at AOL about 1996-ish. It was right when they did that infamous switch from version 2-3 and they switched from charging hourly to unlimited monthly. I happen to knopw for a fact they did not upgrade ONE SINGLE MODEM, contrary to what they told the press.

      One day they sent a crew through the office to randomly pick people from tech-support and move them into what they call the "Cancel/Save Queue" because so many people were calling to cancel because they couldn't get through. I refused and was "forced to resign".

      The point of this is the "Cancel/Save Queue" part. The only people that have authority to actually cancel someones account are those people, and their sole job is to talk you out of it. It *is* hard. They are told they have authority to do whatever it takes to keep you from canceling free months extra whatever else, webcam deal going on? How about a webcam then? Anything they can do to keep you even if your service is broken they will do, and they are told to not take no for an answer.

      The whole reason I "resigned" (read: fired without unemployment benefits) was because I couldn't stand them and couldn't stomach the idea of kissing peoples ass when AOL was clearly at fault.

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    6. Re:I can't imagine... by zxnos · · Score: 2, Informative

      i actually got about eight months of aol completely free off a free trial / unlimited hours disk because they would keep saying "give it another month on us and reconsider." then the broadband network was finally finished...

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    7. Re:I can't imagine... by edunbar93 · · Score: 2, Funny

      ME TOO!!!1\

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    8. Re:I can't imagine... by Jay+L · · Score: 5, Informative

      I happen to knopw for a fact they did not upgrade ONE SINGLE MODEM, contrary to what they told the press.

      Oh, really? Because I used to sit in on plenty of meetings and see plenty of reports with Matt Korn, Gerry, and everyone else who spent all day, every day getting Sprint, ANS, etc. to buy and install hundreds of thousands of modems that they knew would be useless in five years. Which led Sprint, ANS, etc. to bang down the doors of the hardware manufacturers until they cranked up their assembly lines, and then to overload the colo's with modems until Verizon, et al. were forced to build new central offices to handle the peak demand, which of course was now radically different from the peak-to-installed-base ratio that had worked to model telephone usage for the past 100 years. Thus resulting in slow dial tones for everyone, AOL user or not, until the entire national telephone infrastructure caught up to the demand. And then we could put in the modems.

      So, yeah, that was my vantage point. I saw the numbers and heard it from the horse's mouth. Tell me, from your cube in, where, Ogden, Tucson, how did you "know for a fact" was was going on back in Dulles, and in colos around the country? I started in tech support myself, and even then, in the same building as the developers, there was plenty of "floor lore" - things we knew that simply had no basis in fact. We "knew for a fact" that Q-Link would load faster if you wrapped the drive in tinfoil. So when you say "know for a fact", I'm curious how you think you know it. And, honestly, refusing to help out by working on an overloaded phone queue (out of some principle you don't quite enunciate) doesn't make you look like the most cooperative, in-the-loop kinda guy. In my day, when one queue was overloaded, we all helped out, even if it meant password resets. Were you guys too good for that?

      Yes, AOL made a hell of a lot of mistakes in those days, but lying to the public about our infrastructure was not one of them. If you're gonna accuse my buds of fabrication, you're gonna have to give some facts, and you're gonna want to sign a name.

      Jay "The Mail Guy" Levitt
      AOL Employee, 1989-2001

    9. Re:I can't imagine... by dwntwnboi · · Score: 1, Troll

      i can't imagine that you worked for aol and would admit it publicly. put yourself on a pedestal, make yourself seem important, but you were (for 12 years) a part of the problem. and now, you're certainly not part of the solution.

      whether what you say about new modems being installed, it was not enough. no matter what you say about "floor lore", some (if not more) was/is true. and defense of AOL's business practice, past or present, makes you look like the same kind/flavor of scum that AOL itself is.

      so whomever you were, whatever you did, you're still scum-- and you're not even getting paid for it anymore. they may have had us, but it seems they had (and still have) you most of all. you sorry, pitiful, little creature.

      so go on. perpetuate the lie. we no longer have to listen to you, and (at least in NY state) can now unsubscribe from your and AOL's total, self-deluded B.S.
    10. Re:I can't imagine... by KinkifyTheNation · · Score: 1

      I'd take my chances with a hooker over AOL any day.

    11. Re:I can't imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I couldn't have said it better.

    12. Re:I can't imagine... by Laurence0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Agreed, less chances of viruses that way...

    13. Re:I can't imagine... by kaellinn18 · · Score: 1

      I could care less about AOL's crappy infrastructure, but disrespecting the man for refusing to participate in a process that was illegally separating people from their hard-earned money by not allowing them to cancel in a timely manner is just assinine.

      (Note to spelling Nazis: asinine is deliberately misspelled in the previous sentence.)

      Probable reply to post: "Deliberately misspelling asinine? That's just asinine."

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    14. Re:I can't imagine... by __aadxzo5882 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think the original poster was pretty clear on why he didn't want to help the queue: he didn't believe that talking people out of cancelling their subscription, when he believed AOL to be at fault, was the right thing to do. This is not the same as "password resets" or troubleshooting other issues.

    15. Re:I can't imagine... by stevey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Deliberately misspelling asinine? That's just asinine.

    16. Re:I can't imagine... by hhlost · · Score: 1

      The policy probaby had something to do with rapidly declining customer numbers at AOL

      No, it has to do with advertising. They've behaved the same since day 1.

    17. Re:I can't imagine... by maztuhblastah · · Score: 1

      I'm just wondering when they can fine AOL for sucking all-around. They can do that to hookers, why not AOHELL?

      Fine her? Isn't that what you paid her to do? It's a little akward when your ISP does it though...

    18. Re:I can't imagine... by nocomment · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I can't give names because I don't remember them. That's what I was told by my manager (in Ogden). He was an Asian guy if that helps you any. We were told not to tell the customers on the phone that though. Perhaps your vantage point was different but if they spent all that effort BEFORE hell broke loose then why did hell break loose?

      The reason I quit was not because I didn't want to help, it was because I wanted to work in technology, this wasn't a "ok we're going to transfer calls from the cancel/save to you for awhile" which did happen on occasion for other queues, that was to be my new permanent posistion.

      As for MY vantage point I was tired of getting yelled at. In those days you answered the phone to get screamed at. Customers were LUCKY to have an hour of hold time on the phone. I can't tell you how many times we answered the phones to people snoring because they fell asleep. We'd try and try and try to wake them up (typically it was futile) and that happened several times a day. I can see you are loyal to them but I wasn't. It was a means to an end. Get the college credit for taking AOL's training course work in the support field for a bit and jet. As soon as they said my new posistion was going to be cancel/save, I was gone. There were lots of other crappy non-tech jobs in Ogden.

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    19. Re:I can't imagine... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Which led Sprint, ANS, etc. to bang down the doors of the hardware manufacturers until they cranked up their assembly lines, and then to overload the colo's with modems until Verizon, et al. were forced to build new central offices to handle the peak demand, which of course was now radically different from the peak-to-installed-base ratio that had worked to model telephone usage for the past 100 years.

      I used to work for a pretty big regional ISP in Upstate New York located in the heart of Frontier land. Of course back then they were called Citizens.

      Citizens refused to invest money in new equipment and consequently the local telephone infrastructure was already showing it's age before the dawn of the BBS and internet age. They also refused to give us channelized DS1 service. It took years of appeals to the PSC and lawsuits before they relented and let us have it -- during which we couldn't offer v.90 service to our clients. Of course the cynic in me notes that they relented just in time for them to roll out their own dialup and DSL services... but that's a whole another story.

      Before we had the channelized DS1s we literally had 450 phone lines just for dialup service. That's four hundred and fifty pairs of copper coming into our building. This is in a town that had less then a thousand installed lines before we came along. Towards the end there when we were at the height of our business and during the peak hours of the day when almost all of those lines were in use the local phone service would randomly stop working. You'd get a dial tone but when you called somebody it would either ring and ring and ring or just give you a fast busy. Even 911 calls wouldn't go through.

      How's that for scary infrastructure?

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    20. Re:I can't imagine... by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      Oh snap!

    21. Re:I can't imagine... by Idaho · · Score: 1

      .. why anyone would want to cancel AOL.

      Neither can I, as in order to cancel, you would have to actually subscribe to AOL first.

      Indeed, I can't imagine why anyone would want to do that ;)

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    22. Re:I can't imagine... by bigpat · · Score: 1

      And, honestly, refusing to help out by working on an overloaded phone queue (out of some principle you don't quite enunciate) doesn't make you look like the most cooperative, in-the-loop kinda guy. In my day, when one queue was overloaded, we all helped out, even if it meant password resets. Were you guys too good for that?

      Yes, AOL made a hell of a lot of mistakes in those days, but lying to the public about our infrastructure was not one of them. If you're gonna accuse my buds of fabrication, you're gonna have to give some facts, and you're gonna want to sign a name.


      Although you are probably right about his lowly vantage point, yours was clearly too high. When I had to spend 45 minutes on your cancellation line only to argue with your customer service person for another 15 minutes to convince her why I really, really, honest cross my heart wanted to cancel and then that person called me back on the next Saturday morning to ask if I missed the service and wanted to come back... I knew that AOL was evil. When you choose to force people to stay on the line for so long just to cancel, then no wonder the queue would be full.

      AOL made it super easy to sign up and made it nearly impossible to cancel, it didn't just happen, it was designed that way. Previously they allowed you to just click a button to cancel the service, so it wasn't like they hadn't already figured out how to allow people to self manage the accounts and were simply inundated. I am certain that there was a decision made that they needed to increase retention, so they put up barriers to cancelation.

      You sir, worked for a bastard of a company.

    23. Re:I can't imagine... by Jay+L · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ah, ok - we're talking about two different things, I think. You're talking about whether extra modems were installed before the price change.

      They were - we were always adding modems, trying to stay ahead of the curves, monitoring busy-signal counts from RBOCs in every city, setting up banks of test computers dialing all the access numbers to see oursleves - but obviously we didn't plan well enough. We simply had no idea just how much pent-up demand there was for unlimited AOL service, and we weren't ready for the onslaught of calls.

      Then again, if we had waited till Verizon, Sprint, et al. could build up the infrastructure to handle the load - and if they would have even done that based on supposition and Excel projections - it would have been a year or two before we could offer unlimited pricing, and we'd be out of business by then. So though I don't like the business decision to go ahead, and nobody liked the results, I understand the thinking.

      Certainly, once the busy-signals hit the fan, we were getting modems added daily, and Steve Case himself was posting updates to the welcome screen - I can't remember anymore if the actual numbers were up there, or just listings of what cities had been upgraded.

      And yeah, if they were simply gonna transfer you permanently to the cancel/save queue, that sucks - I thought you meant "for the day". That's just a prime example of the management problems that stemmed from your best friend and mine, KB "and the ladies can go shopping" J. So I retract my flame for that part; I would have done the same thing.

      But you might wanna rethink what "know for a fact" means!

    24. Re:I can't imagine... by Jay+L · · Score: 1

      Ah, those were the good old days, weren't they? I remember the 911 failures too. Pretty damned scary. I hadn't heard of a town where 1/3 of the lines were modem banks, though! That's a cool perspective.

    25. Re:I can't imagine... by Jay+L · · Score: 1

      You sir, worked for a bastard of a company.

      Indeed I did, and when it got too big to for me to change that anymore, I left. Sorry about your experience, and read elsewhere in the thread for who I blame... we just had the wrong customer-service philosophy. Mod parent up.

    26. Re:I can't imagine... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      It was a pretty unique situation. The combination of no other ISP in town (the big boys like AOL were toll calls), being the first to market and absorbing failed ventures in the neighboring towns combined to give us a pretty wild five or six year run. After all that the phone company killed us with a combination of $9.95 dialup and DSL/cable rollouts.

      What made it even cooler was that our equipment wasn't colocated. We were actually about 2000 feet from the CO. So Citizens had to run more pairs of copper out to us. You could follow this huge bundle of cables from the CO right to our building -- which in true Upstate NY tradition was a converted chicken house. I still have pictures somewhere of banks upon banks of USR courier modems and the terminal boxes that they all connected to. In the winter we could almost heat our NOC from the waste heat generated by the modems and their power supplies.

      And all of that could have been avoided if they would have just given us channelized service. Kind of funny how they didn't do that until they rolled out their own dialup service sooner. Oh well, life just isn't fair sometimes :(

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    27. Re:I can't imagine... by nocomment · · Score: 1

      Ya I just meant before. Of course they did it after or the problem would still exist :-p.

      who's KB?

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    28. Re:I can't imagine... by Blkdeath · · Score: 0, Redundant
      why anyone would want to cancel AOL.

      me too

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    29. Re:I can't imagine... by FragHARD · · Score: 1

      Well that really blows!

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    30. Re:I can't imagine... by FragHARD · · Score: 1

      I almost can't stop laughing at your sig. That's great !!!! (so does that mean your a spammer)?

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    31. Re:I can't imagine... by Ragingguppy · · Score: 1

      Actually, the rapid decline in AOL subscribers is because Time Warner is moving all their broad band customers over to Road Runner. It has little to do with thier retention department. And I know that for a fact because I heard it from management!!!!

    32. Re:I can't imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like AOL. They keep sending me these great free cd cases which I can use to protect my cd's. They also work great if you have to mail someone a CD.

      I work as a photographer at some special events and I get a lot of e-mail addresses from models to send them pictures. Almost invariably they have AOL e-mail addresses. I always wondered who made up their user base.

    33. Re:I can't imagine... by Ragingguppy · · Score: 1

      Ya.... If you have fruit trees in your back yard you can use the CD's that come in those CD cases to scare away the birds too. I see alot of people doing that to protect their cherry trees.

    34. Re:I can't imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well all that maybe so. I do know they screwed me out of money way back in the early 90's by not canceling when I called, sent email and the whole route. This screwing their customers has been around since the begining.

    35. Re:I can't imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Are you people dolts. It is not illegal to try to talk someone into keeping their service by offering them free stuff or better service. That's called a good business idea. Have you ever cancelled a magazine subscription, or your cable? It's business 101 try to keep turnover of clients down because billing changeover is costly. Plus they were supporting a 10 million plus infrastructure and in the beginning I was damn glad aol was around because at that time all there was was BBS local, unless I wanted to make a long distance call to another ISP.

    36. Re:I can't imagine... by whosyourlibra · · Score: 2, Funny

      I used them for coasters and makeshift Christmas tree decorations, myself...

    37. Re:I can't imagine... by Math,+The+Ancient · · Score: 1

      You were better off with the BBS.

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    38. Re:I can't imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'we just had the wrong customer-service philosophy.'

      really? I never would have guessed!

      It's not a 'customer-service philosophy,' it's part of a business plan aimed at screwing people out of their money in whatever way you can.

      You even get a bonus if you confuse them enough to think that they've cancelled, and then the next time they call, that person gets a bonus too.. This is mightily screwed up.

        'customer-service philosophy' geez..
      how can you live with yourself after knowing that your mind is full of their garbage?

    39. Re:I can't imagine... by nocomment · · Score: 1

      US West over here in the Seattle area had those problems. They eventually got bought (I'm not sure of the details mabye it was a merger?) and they were able to fix it. There was widespread 911 outages. Constant "fast-busy" signals. I did support for a couple ISP's and one day we had a phone guy from another CLEC come in and he told us that if we dialed the area code even for numbers that were in our area code then we got routed through the long distance lines at US West (which was the local ILEC).

      That saved our asses big time because people would cancel and move to another ISP (that of course wouldn't work either) because they associated busy signals with our banks being busy.

      This went on for several months before US West became QWEST and the problems almost immediately went away.

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  2. CDs by GXFragger · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now, if they could just do something about those CDs...

    1. Re:CDs by TheOtherAgentM · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think this has been covered before. Make a throne.

    2. Re:CDs by jarich · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Now, if they could just do something about those CDs...

      If they would put Firefox, OpenOffice, and other nifty open source software in the extra space on those CDs, people would keep them around instead of throwing them in the trash.

      AOL would end up getting tons of great press, it would help their reputation, and they'd get more customers just from the CDs that would be in circulation!

    3. Re:CDs by llamaguy · · Score: 1

      I just use them as low-cost frisbees.

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    4. Re:CDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ahahaahah. Wigga, please. You're living in fantasy land--"they'd get great press, yadda yadda yadda".

      Lucky for you, the mods love this kind of nonsensical free software whoring.

    5. Re:CDs by Hatta · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Now, if they could just do something about those CDs...

      Actually I wish they'd start sending out CDs in those aluminum cases anymore. Those made the best rolling trays.

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    6. Re:CDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean: Actually I wish they'd start sending out CDs in those aluminum cases still.

      I don't know when it happened but the words 'still' and especially 'now' are being replaced by 'anymore'.

    7. Re:CDs by Hatta · · Score: 1, Funny
      Actually I wish they'd start sending out CDs in those aluminum cases anymore. Those made the best rolling trays.
      you mean: Actually I wish they'd start sending out CDs in those aluminum cases still.

      I don't know when it happened but the words 'still' and especially 'now' are being replaced by 'anymore'.
      Take a guess... I'm baked.
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    8. Re:CDs by RumpledElf · · Score: 5, Funny

      They also make good coasters, and if you hang them in fruit trees they scare birds away.

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    9. Re:CDs by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Use them as a defense against laser attacks?

    10. Re:CDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Toss 'em like frisbees. You know you want to.

    11. Re:CDs by varmittang · · Score: 1

      TRASH! Their not trash! Use them coffee mug coaster at work. No need to leave rings on your nice desktop.

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    12. Re:CDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugh. Be careful what you wish for. I don't think that AOL-branded, several-year-old, probably spyware-laden, versions of Mozilla-ware and office clones are what I want to represent open source.

      Neat idea. It's a shame that I'm sure AOL would hose it even if they did go ahead with it.

    13. Re:CDs by Winkhorst · · Score: 1

      What happened to "Actually I wish they'd start sending out CDs in those aluminum cases AGAIN"? I hate people who "correct" English with some half-baked abomination themselves.

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    14. Re:CDs by jolande · · Score: 1, Funny

      Christ. That is not nearly as bad as when religious people would come to my high school to give out miniature bibles. People would use the pages as rolling paper because apparently they were just the right size.

    15. Re:CDs by Ponzicar · · Score: 1

      Personally, I miss the days when they sent out 3.5 inch floppies. I never had to buy any new ones; I just formatted theirs and used them for everything. Too bad that there's no getting around the O in cd-roms.

    16. Re:CDs by spewey · · Score: 1

      Actually, your own sentence contains a dangling pronoun which properly would have been used reflexively, i.e.: I hate people who themselves "correct" English with some half-baked abomination.

    17. Re:CDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Actually, the CDs are a very good example of how unethical AOL is.

      Lying to your customers is one thing, lying to your owners (ie, shareholders) is completely different, and in my opinion, worse. The CDs were all a part of AOL lying to its owners.

      Most companies, when they advertise, charge it as an expense. That means that advertising expenses immediately reduce Net Income. AOL, on the other hand, took the creative tack that its advertising was a capital investment. This doesn't reduce Net Income (making the company look more profitable), with the added benefit for a (supposedly) growth company that it looks as though they are investing a lot of capital.

      Therefore, if the marketing group can't hit the numbers this quarter, send out 10 million CDs! They don't affect income (therefore, don't reduce management bonuses), and, if even 100 people sign up, you've increased your subscriber base (and your bonus).

      The SEC fined AOL a lot for this--this was before the mammoth $300 million settlement in 2002. They were of the opnion that advertising for online services is no different than advertising Tide. AOL is a company with a history of accounting settlements, and like Wynona Rider, it's hard for a company with the accounting shenanigan habit to just stop. Hence the even bigger fine in 2002.

      Ted Turner must kick hiimself every morning for getting involved with these bozos.

    18. Re:CDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You both mean: Actually I wish they still sent out CDs in those aluminum cases. (Sorry, grammer nazi...)

    19. Re:CDs by -kertrats- · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Are you really sure that OSS' reputation will be improved by junkmailing it to millions of uninterested homes?

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    20. Re:CDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually the proper word there is 'again'.

      I wish they'd start sending those again.

    21. Re:CDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean, "Sorry, grammar Nazi."

      Sorry, spelling Nazi. =)

    22. Re:CDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes that's a half-baked abomination you've written there.

    23. Re:CDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AOL 9 Security CD currently has Ad-Aware and Spybot on there, along with a few other utilities. This made it top story on our Intranet. Just great. =(

    24. Re:CDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When will Stupidco start selling these thrones? (They did register a .com domain after all, so obviously it has a commercial purpose!)

    25. Re:CDs by Peaceful_Patriot · · Score: 1

      Grrr....

      I have a Post Office Box and the damn cds are too big so they put in a notice to pick up a package. You never know if it's a real package so I wind up standing in line on my lunch hour for another freaking AOL cd...Could I glue one to a brick and write 'Return to Sender' on it?.

      Another gripe: Why can't you cancel the deduction from your account with the bank? It seems only AOL can choose to stop taking money out. Your only other option is to close the account. If I can authorize payment, why can't I remove the authorization?

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    26. Re:CDs by GrungyLotG · · Score: 1

      Attach them to our tin-foil hats, of course.

    27. Re:CDs by onemorechip · · Score: 1
      I hate people who use redundant words that don't add to the meaning of the sentence (irony intended). Try this: I hate people who "correct" English with some half-baked abomination.

      Besides, if you were using the pronoun reflexively, it would be the object of "correct". In your sentence it is being used appositively, but with an awkward result.

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    28. Re:CDs by rvqbl · · Score: 1

      I wish they would send out cd-rw's. Those of us that don't care to use the service could still advertise by using their disks. Seems like a win-win situation.

    29. Re:CDs by Baricom · · Score: 1

      Prodigy (remember them?) actually shipped some disks without the write-protect switch, making it a little more difficult to re-format them. I thought it was an interesting strategy, and I'm a little surprised I've never seen it on original diskettes from other companies.

    30. Re:CDs by Redwin · · Score: 1

      Maybe it is the bank you have, I'm pretty sure I can request that the bank block payments to specific people/companies. What should happen is that the money will be blocked from being transfered and you will get a warning letter from AOL or whomever you blocked saying you have failed to make payments. I used to have direct debit payments for home insurance, which I cancelled when I moved. As well as informing them by letter that I wished to cancel (and getting a return recipt for the letter) I blocked the direct debit to their company, which stopped the monthly transaction fine.

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    31. Re:CDs by 6th+time+lucky · · Score: 1

      if i had 4000+ AOL CDs i would think it would be high time to build a rail-gun, or something mechanical/explosive... that would *shoot* the birds.

      Perhaps a mythbusters style angle grinder based launcher...

    32. Re:CDs by spectrum- · · Score: 1

      Easily overcome with some tape over the gap, just like in an audio cassette...

    33. Re:CDs by Winkhorst · · Score: 1

      So it's your position that "themselves" doesn't add any new meaning to the sentence? Weird. This is what happens when you teach people rules instead of how to write.

      As for dangling pronouns, when will you folks stop trying to turn English into Latin? English IS NOT Latin! None of these silly rules existed for a bunch of British grammarians decided to model English after Latin several centuries ago. This is bogus.

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    34. Re:CDs by cyborg_zx · · Score: 1

      Gives a new meaning to the phrase "Holy Smoke".

    35. Re:CDs by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      You're right, the problem is (I'm speaking from the UK here) is that the company may continue to act as if you have an account with them, send you bigger and bigger bills with overdue charges etc., then sell your account to a debt collection agency who will ruin your credit record. I think the best policy by far if you think a company is likely to be trouble, is to send a recorded, signed for letter to the company to cancel the contract so that you've got proof if it goes to court.

    36. Re:CDs by actor_au · · Score: 1

      Only Birds? I've hung mine around my house and scared off two thieves, my future mother-in-law, nine mormons and the RIAA's legal team.

      AOL: Its a life saver.

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    37. Re:CDs by jafuser · · Score: 1

      They also make good coasters

      Ok. People keep saying this about AOL CDs and misburned CD-Rs and such, but I don't see how they make good coasters.

      A *good* coaster should be porous and *absorb* water, not cause it to bead up so that it runs off the edge more efficiently. =)

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    38. Re:CDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't we all wish they were that useful. Have you actually tried to use them as coasters? Any liquid slides right off of the cd and onto the desk. They are worthless in almost every way. I say almost, because the throne is pretty cool...

    39. Re:CDs by FragHARD · · Score: 1

      They also work a single use 'door opener keys' kinda like a credit card ;) only they usually break after you slide em' between the door latch (sometimes you need a couple) but hey it saves your credit card from getting all bent up!

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    40. Re:CDs by FragHARD · · Score: 1

      I don't recall seeing any in aluminum I have seen some made from tin or steel though. Aluminum would be better as scrap prices are plenty high cause the chinese are buying up so much of it for all of the outsourcing going over there.

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    41. Re:CDs by onemorechip · · Score: 1
      So it's your position that "themselves" doesn't add any new meaning to the sentence? Weird. This is what happens when you teach people rules instead of how to write.

      Rules have nothing to do with it. It's a matter of identification. GGP was confusing the appositive and reflexive uses of a pronoun.

      But, since you asked, in that particular sentence the apposition doesn't add any meaning. This isn't always the case. If I say "The king appeared", I am simply making an objective observation. If I say, "The king himself appeared", my use of the appositive suggests that I consider the king's appearance to be an unusual event. But this is a change in connotation, not in denotation. Moreover, the additional subjective information is conveyed, not by the word itself, but by the fact that I chose to insert it.

      What additional meaning did you infer from "themselves" in GGP's sentence, compared to my version?

      As for dangling pronouns, when will you folks stop trying to turn English into Latin? English IS NOT Latin! None of these silly rules existed for a bunch of British grammarians decided to model English after Latin several centuries ago. This is bogus.

      You are replying to my comment but your last paragraph should be addressed to that comment's parent. I never mentioned the dangling pronoun; I did point out that the suggested alternative was awkward.

      Latin's rules came about the same way English grammar rules came about. Latin IS NOT Esperanto or Loglan; it's a natural language. The grammar came about naturally. Later, scholars codified that grammar. You wouldn't find centurions correcting graffiti painters in the streets of the Roman Empire, would you?

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  3. I found it VERY easy to cancel service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    All I had to do was move to a different state, change my name and get a new social security number. After that, no more bills.

    1. Re:I found it VERY easy to cancel service by asscroft · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but now Homeland Security is after you.

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    2. Re:I found it VERY easy to cancel service by Nurseman · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I once signed up for AOL all inclusive phone service. I got dial up Internet, and local and long distance for one price. After regaining my sanity, I canceled it. About six months later, they began billing me again. I called customer service, and had the charge reversed. This went on for 4 months, bill me, credit me, until I called the FCC and reported them for "slamming" (switching my service without my permission) and fraud (for billing for a service they were not providing).

      About 2 weeks after my complaint, I got a very frantic, angry phone call from someone who said he was a lawyer representing AOL and I had caused them much grief with my "false" complaints. Bottom line, I never got another bill from them, and got two follow-up letters from the FCC asking me if AOL resolved my complaints. Sometimes the FCC works !

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    3. Re:I found it VERY easy to cancel service by billmustdie · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Oh man, did I have a problem..... I was on concast... moved (but had a spankin' new computer with 3 Mos free AOL) so I signed up to hold me over 'till I had everything set up for broadband again... So things got set up.. canceled AOL... Hundreds of dollars later, they claim they never got my money (LOL) and want up to date payment (1 yr or so) and I NEVER canceled (according to them)... I remember AOL from the'80s, I never thought they would try to screw me out of $100s and F with my credit... but they did. GOD I HATE THEM NOW. I have family who internet==AOL, some are comming around.. but...

    4. Re:I found it VERY easy to cancel service by darkonc · · Score: 1

      Like reply #1 to the parent.. You need to report them to the FCC. That really is what the government is (supposed to be) for.

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    5. Re:I found it VERY easy to cancel service by billmustdie · · Score: 0

      FCC.. Not sure they do wired (might be wrong)... but they stopped calling after about 10-15ish times of me explaining why I don't want AOL (especially no linux). I /think\ it's still on my credit though (this was going on up to about 2 weeks ago)

    6. Re:I found it VERY easy to cancel service by Guppy06 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Sometimes the FCC works !"

      Oh, it always works. It's just that sometimes that's the problem.

    7. Re:I found it VERY easy to cancel service by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      file a lawsuit against them for slander and contact the credit reporting companies and get the aol stuff removed.

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    8. Re:I found it VERY easy to cancel service by nikoliky · · Score: 1

      I can't begin to tell you how scary common 'slamming' is. I used to work tech support/customer service for a small long distance provider (~3000 customers). Considering the average intelligence of our customers we took care of all of these complaints.

      Personally, I typically handled 5-10 of these per month. MCI seemed to be the worst, and they would usually slam the same customer several times. The higher the bill the more they got slammed. This made our business customers VERY happy, let me tell you.

    9. Re:I found it VERY easy to cancel service by Boronx · · Score: 1

      I've done this for a couple of different friends: Tell the guy on the other end that the owner of the account has passed away.

  4. It's not AOL's fault by HungWeiLo · · Score: 5, Funny

    The software that AOL runs on keeps throwing a divide-by-zero exception, just as the following:

    try {
          int i = iRevenue / iNumExistingCustomers;
    } catch (...) {}

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    1. Re:It's not AOL's fault by Deltaspectre · · Score: 0

      Well obviously they have customers, but maybe the average intelligence level is a 0 multiplier?

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    2. Re:It's not AOL's fault by XMyth · · Score: 1

      Umm...looks to me like they're catching that exception.... :)

    3. Re:It's not AOL's fault by jrockway · · Score: 2, Funny

      That reminds me of some code I saw the other day:

      try {
        do_something(); ...
      }
      catch (MyProgrammingIsBadException e){
          throw new Exception(e.getMessage());
      }

      I'm surprised that's even legal.

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    4. Re:It's not AOL's fault by XMyth · · Score: 1

      Haha. I know a few people who I'd consider capable of writing that.

    5. Re:It's not AOL's fault by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Interesting
      That reminds me of some code I saw the other day:

      try {
          do_something(); ...
      }
      catch (MyProgrammingIsBadException e){
              throw new Exception(e.getMessage());
      }

      I'm surprised that's even legal.

      There are several reasons why you may legitimately do that.

      You may be able to recover from the error and avoid re-throwing.

      Sometimes, you're calling a lower-level library which throws classes of exception not accepted/understood by classes expecting your punlished interface. (ie. you're not declared to throw a MyProgrammingIsBadException, but might still receive them.)

      It's actually not as outrageous as you'd think.

      Cheers
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    6. Re:It's not AOL's fault by ultranova · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of some code I saw the other day:

      Isn't the correct way to do this to declare every method as throwing Throwable, and put everything in the Main method inside a big try-catch -block ?

      I'm sure I read that that's good programming practice somewhere...

      I'm surprised that's even legal.

      It isn't. If you saw this code somewhere, it is copyright, and you have, by reposting it here, made yourself guilty of copyright violation. Stay where you are, citizen, an execuion squad will be there shortly. Resistance is useless, escape hopeless and hiding impossible, you intellectual property stealing pirate.

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  5. Scott Adams Wins Again by Ctrl+Alt+De1337 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From TFA: "Previously, AOL would distribute bonuses in the "tens of thousands of dollars" if representatives were able to retain half the customers who called to cancel their service, according to the attorney general." This just further goes to prove Scott Adams, the Dilbert comic creator, correct when he said that all management incentives lead to weasel behavior. Of course, it helps when they receive weasel directives in the first place. Also, is it too late to clone Eliot Spitzer? We need at least one of him per state, preferably more.

    1. Re:Scott Adams Wins Again by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 0, Troll
      Please tell me that you don't like Elliot Spitzer.

      He is the greatest drain on today's society with these random "Spitzer" taxes on non-illegal behavior. If a custommer is indeed screwed by AOL, take them to small claims court and get your 1500 bucks out of them, problem solved and I have some money to pay for my inconvienience.

      Instead Spitzer gets them to give a 1.25 Million to someone (not the people harmed note), and continue on their merry way.

      Realize that EVERY time Spitzer has had to go to court (rather than settling with a corperation that is more than willing to give him someone elses money) he has lost, and lost badly.

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    2. Re:Scott Adams Wins Again by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 4, Informative

      If a custommer is indeed screwed by AOL, take them to small claims court and get your 1500 bucks out of them, problem solved and I have some money to pay for my inconvienience.

      Yes, because big companies pay attention when a few dozen people sue them in small claims court. Face it, refusing to terminate service is illegal, or should be.

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    3. Re:Scott Adams Wins Again by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 1

      I remember using aol- (It was free in the days of dial up to use my families account while I was off at school in off campus housing) The thing that always got me with aol, is that when you signed off, it would start downloading updates and take over your machine, and the only way to make it stop was to shut down the computer.
      Isn't this pretty much the same concept they are using to "keep" customers?

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    4. Re:Scott Adams Wins Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What we need is Eliot Spitzer for president.

      Check back in 2012 or 2016.

    5. Re:Scott Adams Wins Again by chriso11 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh yeah - those poor slimebag weasels aren't being allowed to scam people.

      The threat of those 'taxes' (to use your incorrect politically-charged terminolgy) stops the weasels, and anyone else who wants to have the same lame business plan.

      This country absolutely, undeniably needs another 49 or so like him. Examples like this, and this,and this and this should clue you in.

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    6. Re:Scott Adams Wins Again by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      Continuing to bill people for a service you know they cancelled and you are not even providing is fraud escpecially when they tend to charge people's credit cards.

    7. Re:Scott Adams Wins Again by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "He is the greatest drain on today's society with these random "Spitzer" taxes on non-illegal behavior."

      "Non-illegal behavior" tends not to end up in court.

      "If a custommer is indeed screwed by AOL, take them to small claims court and get your 1500 bucks out of them,"

      $1500? That's too high for small claims in some states, and gets into that threshold where it becomes cheaper for AOL to fight you with a real lawyer. Of course, if it gets lower, it becomes too little money to be worth the time and effort of taking AOL to court to begin with (not to mention any further effort that might be needed to drag the money out of them after you get judgment).

      "The little guy" isn't going to see a dime regardless. At least this way something is done about illegal behavior.

      "Realize that EVERY time Spitzer has had to go to court (rather than settling with a corperation that is more than willing to give him someone elses money) he has lost, and lost badly."

      Why would they go to court if they're fairly sure they'll lose? Those losses tend to be only those cases where the defendants think they have a leg to stand on.

    8. Re:Scott Adams Wins Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Face it, refusing to terminate service is illegal, or should be.

      Refusing to terminate service is clearly an act of fraud. That's already illegal. The only people who benefit from spelling out every possible manifestation of fraud (or theft, or physical force, etc) are the power elite, who of course benefit from any expansion of government. (They already manage to pull off thousands of expansions per year, and that is why US citizens are less free every year.)

    9. Re:Scott Adams Wins Again by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      ' if representatives were able to retain half the customers who called to cancel their service

      Called? I used AOL for the free months internet connection whilst waiting for ADSL to be put on.

      Registration was a doddle, but cancellation ahhhhh!!!!! I couldn't find anywhere on the site to cancel, I couldn't find any documentation on canceling and I don't have a phone so their contact number was useless. What could I do?

      In the end I bounced their money order and got a nasty letter through the post that's been filed under, 'but I couldn't cancel easily so sue me'

      They still send the odd bit of snail-spam to me even though I always make sure that my details will never be used for marketing.

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    10. Re:Scott Adams Wins Again by bigpat · · Score: 1

      Yes, because big companies pay attention when a few dozen people sue them in small claims court. Face it, refusing to terminate service is illegal, or should be.

      You think corporate lawyers charge less per hour for small claims court?

  6. I never REALLY wanted to cancel... by TheOtherAgentM · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I used AOL for a dialup ISP during the summers, I never really wanted to cancel. I just said I wanted to cancel, saying the features aren't everything I was looking for in an ISP. Then I waited for the free offer of another three months. It was a great way to get an ISP for the summer.

    1. Re:I never REALLY wanted to cancel... by symbolic · · Score: 1


      I had AOL for a while a few years ago. Back then, the discussion forums were a big deal for me. Unfortuantely, AOL insisted on completely and totally dorking them up with these neophyte moderator wannabes. It just wasn't worth the time and aggravation any more. I finally made a well-reasoned choice to cancel, and move to a "real" ISP.

    2. Re:I never REALLY wanted to cancel... by loraksus · · Score: 1

      Same. Quite a few years ago (when our apartment didn't offer anything better than 56k), we signed up with a free CD and I think we dragged it along for just over a year and a bit that way. Just had to write down a reminder on the calendar every month or two.
      So I guess you could say that they don't allow their customers to cancel ;)
      All in all though, they only got fined a million and change. Their own legal fees were probably 4-5x that.

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  7. About time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While canceling AOL service for a relative who moved to a nursing home, I went through hell with AOL customer service and ended up disputing the charges with her credit card company...

    Long waits, ignored, you name it. The anti-bot word 'hellish' describes it quite nicely.

  8. Nothing but problems with AOL by KingSkippus · · Score: 5, Informative

    Count me among the hoardes that hate AOL. I have horror stories.

    This article deals with one of them. I know a lot of people who have a hard time cancelling their service with AOL. My dad tried cancelling the service three or four times and ended up sending them a certified letter to get them to stop bugging him.

    Another issue I have with AOL is that AOL digs roots very deeply into your computer. I don't know if this is still true since I haven't seen anyone using the service in a while, but it used to do stuff like replace your built-in dial-up networking functionality with its own, and even replacing various parts of the TCP/IP software and system files with its own. Uninstall? Useless. I've completely reinstalled many people's computers just to get AOL off of them. It's ironic that now their ads pitch the service as a way of protecting people from stuff that screws up their computer.

    I've also dealt a lot with "This thing isn't working" complaints. People who can't get through, people who do get through but only very slowly, people whose other software starts experiencing mysterious problems, and so on ad nauseum.

    There's a reason that AO "Hell" has such a bad reputation, and whenever anyone I know says, "America Online has a good deal on Internet service; I think I'll sign up," I always tell them, "I highly recommend against that, and no offense, but if you do, don't call me to come fix your computer."

    The company I work for had a brief co-branding partnership with AOL, and as a result, all employees were offered a free year of AOL service. I work in the IT department, and almost everyone I know turned it down because the service, even free, just wasn't worth it. Actually, come to think of it, one guy I worked with gave his account to his parents and then spent the next year fixing their computer...

    And speaking of AOL's declining membership and miserable service, I guess Time Warner has to be feeling a little bit better about their decision to drop AOL from its name. Ooh, cheap shot.

    Meanwhile, if you're experiencing problems cancelling AOL, try one suggestion I found: call the phone number on your credit card statement.

    1. Re:Nothing but problems with AOL by John+Seminal · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Another issue I have with AOL is that AOL digs roots very deeply into your computer. I don't know if this is still true since I haven't seen anyone using the service in a while, but it used to do stuff like replace your built-in dial-up networking functionality with its own, and even replacing various parts of the TCP/IP software and system files with its own. Uninstall? Useless.

      I am not an AOL fan, but to be fair to them, I will say that when I cancled my cousins AOL and he got a cable modem, the AOL software was uninstalled without a problem. There was no problem with the cable modem working.

      AOL != Real Media and their deceptive practices.

      It is one thing to lie to people, and another thing to be unresponsive. AOL's problems are not that they lie so much as they drag their feet. It is a customer service problem, not a software problem.

      Now if they could only get something better than 5k/sec on their dial-up, I don't think people would be running away like crazy. And with AOL charging $20+ a month, and Verizon just announced they are offering DSL for $15 a month, it does not take a genius to figure out what the better deal is.

      Even back when AOL was the biggest ISP, many people I knew picked companies like Juno because they charged half as much and ran just as quick.

      I never could figure out why AOL became such a large company. They charged more than anyone else. They were not the best or the fastest. All they did was package in an IM. But anyone can download Yahoo IM or something else. Did AOL become so huge because they were the only company that handed out free CD's at every computer store?

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    2. Re:Nothing but problems with AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they became so large for the same reason that Windows became so popular - not a better product, just better marketing

    3. Re:Nothing but problems with AOL by QuestorTapes · · Score: 2, Informative

      >> Another issue I have with AOL is that AOL digs roots very deeply into your computer. I don't know
      >> if this is still true since I haven't seen anyone using the service in a while, but it used
      >> to do stuff like replace your built-in dial-up networking functionality with its own, and even
      >> replacing various parts of the TCP/IP software and system files with its own. Uninstall? Useless.
      >
      > I am not an AOL fan, but to be fair to them, I will say that when I cancled my cousins AOL and he
      > got a cable modem, the AOL software was uninstalled without a problem. There was no
      > problem with the cable modem working.

      I don't use AOL, but for the last few versions, it does seem to uninstall cleanly. The first poster is right about one thing; it -used- to replace critical system networking DLLs with AOL versions and overwrite the network settings. I was horrible then. I knew a lot of support departments who forbade users to install AOL.

      > I never could figure out why AOL became such a large company.

      Easy to install, and more local modem banks than anyone after they bought CompuServe. I have a number of friends in rural areas who could have AOL or nobody (without a long-distance call) for a -long- time.

      > Did AOL become so huge because they were the only company that handed out free CD's at every computer store?

      And direct mail, and in every kind of magazine, and in banks and office supply stores and discount stores... It was a big help in the process. A lot of people will take anything if you give something away.

    4. Re:Nothing but problems with AOL by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Even back when AOL was the biggest ISP, many people I knew picked companies like Juno because they charged half as much and ran just as quick. ...All they did was package in an IM.

      This isn't true. In fairness to them, a lot of the AOL-only stuff was quite useful. It's probably a lot less so now that the WWW is big (I haven't had AOL for years), but back with AOL 2.5 when they first offered an internet connection (or at least a browser), some of their stuff was invaluable. There were libraries of example code to download, etc.

      It's also possible that I wasn't able to find them online at the time, but I at least found AOL to be very useful.

    5. Re:Nothing but problems with AOL by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      When I worked as a tech for a small ISP, many, many times getting rid of AOl's dial up networking adapter would miraculously fix connection problems (despite AOl software sometimes being uninstalled already!)

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    6. Re:Nothing but problems with AOL by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

      He's right about the AOL/DUN thing. Probably they've changed it since then, but we used to get computers into the CompUSSR I worked at with "AOL Dial Up Adapter" just wreaking havoc on the machine. Standard practice was to completely blow away DUN and reinstall from scratch, and that only worked if you'd eaten Lucky Charms that morning.

    7. Re:Nothing but problems with AOL by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      Now if they could only get something better than 5k/sec on their dial-up, I don't think people would be running away like crazy.

      Problem here is that you run into the theoretical limits of transfer over a phone line. 56kbit (your standard modem), 56kbit=7kbyte/s. Given that a little bit of that is overhead (packet header information and ECC) and all you really can expect over a modem is 5 or 6kbyte/s. No possible way to increase speeds past that under current technology.

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    8. Re:Nothing but problems with AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      AOL was fun to one person.

    9. Re:Nothing but problems with AOL by Caseyscrib · · Score: 1
      I never could figure out why AOL became such a large company. They charged more than anyone else. They were not the best or the fastest. All they did was package in an IM. But anyone can download Yahoo IM or something else. Did AOL become so huge because they were the only company that handed out free CD's at every computer store?

      I think its because AOL became the brand name equivalent for "the Internet", much like band-aides, Kleenex, or ipods. I remember when I used to ask people if they had the Internet, and they would say "no I have AOL." And not everyone can download Yahoo messenger, it takes some skill, albeit basic, to find it.

    10. Re:Nothing but problems with AOL by i.of.the.storm · · Score: 1

      We used AOL for a few months after we moved, about 3 years ago and windows explorer still has the AOL icon appear in place of the windows flag for a split second before it realizes that AOL isn't there any more. Although it's a good way to get free internet, right now I'd rather pay then use AOL.

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    11. Re:Nothing but problems with AOL by SCVirus · · Score: 1, Informative

      Switching from AOL to a non-modem based ISP will work perfectly fine, but try to switch to another dial-up provider.

    12. Re:Nothing but problems with AOL by rugger · · Score: 1

      You comment on the limits of phone line technology, but do not say what causes those limits.

      The reason why 56kps is about as high as we can expect on the POTS system is because at your local exchange, voice calls are transfered into a 64kbit digital signal. This digital signal is then routed using ATM/frame relay channels to the destination exchange and decoded back into an analog signal. The digital channel that analog signals are converted to at your local exchange is why 56kps is the limit.

      It used to be that 33.6k was the limit when ISPs used banks of normal analog modems, and both ADC/DAC functions were performed on the signal. This was improved to 56kbit downstream because ISPs started connecting their modems digitally to the exchange. (via T1s/T3s and other digital data connections) The removal of one of ADC (analog to digital) conversions allows the ISP modems to send a clearer signal with exacting resolution so the modem on the other end can pick up as much of the 64kbit channel as possible.

    13. Re:Nothing but problems with AOL by saider · · Score: 1

      Another way to explain it is this, which might be better for folks not familiar with the innards of telco equpment.

      The telephone system has an A/D converter at the other end of your line which is 8 bits wide and is sampled at 8kHz. This gives you a digital bandwidth of 64kbps. However, the phone system uses one of these bits for "in-band" signaling, in which the local exchange communicates with the remote exchange. So that leaves you with 7 bits at 8kHz, which is your theoretical 56kbps.

      The uplink signal from your modem is synchonized to the sampling of the line at the A/D converter, so the modem does not have to send tones that are decoded, but rather simply puts a signal level on the line which the A/D converter decodes. The telco sends this sampled data to the destination via digital connections.

      At the destination, the receving gear realizes this is from a 56k modem (because of the negotiations) and so it interpets the data as digital data. It gets the 8 bits at 8kHz, but the least significant bit is always the same value (the in-band signal is not passed on to the connection). So the receiver ignores the LSB and generates the data based on the other 7 bits. This is opposed to the modem having to process the signal as if it were analog data, like in a 33.6k modem.

      You can only receive at 33.6k, which is an analog signal, because the telco equipment always decodes the incoming digital data back into an analog data stream.

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    14. Re:Nothing but problems with AOL by Reziac · · Score: 1

      The problem with DUN being overwritten by AOL's version happened mainly with AOL v5.x, and some of the forced updates to same that evidently had compatibility issues. It was even more fun when they'd forcefeed a v5 update to a machine running v3 or 4 (it didn't always check whether it was on Win3.1x or Win32, either), and the whole bloody AOL app would stop working. That happened to one of my clients, who went ballistic to the Sales phone number and got his account cancelled RIGHT NOW. See, there's the trick (and it works with a lot of companies): don't call Support with any complaints; call Sales instead.

      Otherwise, I've not seen it be a problem that way, and I've uninstalled AOL from a lot of random machines. The uninstaller doesn't even leave much registry crap (sometimes none at all).

      As to their other stuff -- when AOL's coders had their way, they produced some nifty tools, such as their modem/system-diagnostic utilities. You can find the current version on most AOL CDs, I think under \TOOLS. And I've always liked AIM; it works well and doesn't eat much.

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  9. Aol & Cancelling by hardburlyboogerman · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    About damned time someone got onto their case.Took long enough.
    Now If that Attorney General would run for president and get that Texas Idiot out!

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  10. Overworked shredders? by Fnord666 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I don't know about you, but I can think of a whole bunch of companies that I have dealt with that must be overworking their paper shredders tonight!

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  11. I can't believe AOL got fined for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    When I wanted to cancel my AOL service, all I had to do will fill out a form. The form was conveniently located in the basement at the bottom of a locked filing cabinet, in a dis-used lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the leopard.'


    RIP, Doug Adams

    1. Re:I can't believe AOL got fined for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RIP, Doug Adams

      no offense intended, but I've always thought if, when dead, I had options, resting in peace would be low on the list.

    2. Re:I can't believe AOL got fined for this by Hott+of+the+World · · Score: 4, Funny

      If I was dead, I'd harass the living..

      Eat their brains, and the like. Maybe even sign them up for AOL, just so they know what I'm going through.

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    3. Re:I can't believe AOL got fined for this by JohnBaleshiski · · Score: 0, Redundant

      [quote] When I wanted to cancel my AOL service, all I had to do will fill out a form. The form was conveniently located in the basement at the bottom of a locked filing cabinet, in a dis-used lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the leopard.'[/quote]

      Well you found the form, didn't you?

    4. Re:I can't believe AOL got fined for this by Nf1nk · · Score: 1

      but the lights had gone out, and so had the stairs

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  12. It's possible it was all accidental by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 1

    That is, if AOL employees are actually dumber than AOL customers.

  13. AOL rules ... by weighn · · Score: 0

    [ OK ] [ Cancel ]

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  14. HA! by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 3, Informative


    Serves the bastards right...about 10 years ago, my GF at the time had AOL and cancelled...they just kept debiting her checking account, regardles of the flood of angry emails, snail mail letters, and phone calls she loosed upon them. In the end, she had to talk to the bank and persuade them to stop paying out to AOL. We could have stopped the abuse more easily by simply closing out the account, but she flatly refused to do that, on general principles (she was a very stubborn woman).

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    1. Re:HA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went through almost the same thing in the mid 90's. Took about 3 months and I never got that money back.

    2. Re:HA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude- we know your lying- you said girlfriend. This is slashdot, lol

    3. Re:HA! by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      See dude, he said "she WAS a very stubborn woman". It means AOL made them break up! This IS a story man...

      "AOL made me break up with my g/f". Oooh lemme call Oprah. This is gonna be VERY interesting.

    4. Re:HA! by garylian · · Score: 1

      Basically the same story. I originally signed up for AOL when it was a MAC only platform. Once they started taking on PC customers, the thing when to , and I cancelled my account. I was billed for over a year after, despite repeated phone calls asking for them to stop. They even caused a check to bounce, as I was in my poor mode at the time.

      Suddenly, my father started getting on my case to cancel the service, and I showed him the names and times I had called. (Always document that kind of stuff was something I had already learned!) So, my father called up and said he was my lawyer, and started asking about letting them doing it until the value got over $550, so I could take them to something besides small claims court, then suing them for a few million, for mental anguish, economic stress, etc.

      Got my money back, plus all bounced check fees I could document, and a little something extra for my "lawyer" fees.

      It was too bad I owed my old man some cash for my car insurance at the time...

    5. Re:HA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe she DIED, you insensitive clod!

    6. Re:HA! by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      Canceling your bank account would mean you are in the negatives in debit. You still owe them.

      Damn, if canceling my account was the key to stopping bills, I'd max out all my credits and close my shit out.

    7. Re:HA! by achurch · · Score: 1

      Actually, it only means AOL has no way to take money from you anymore. That leaves them two options: give up on the lost month or two of charges and cancel your account, or take you to court. Which do you think is cheaper and easier? (Credit card companies, of course, would have a different point of view, so I really don't recommend trying to fool them like that.)

    8. Re:HA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't have waited long to call the bank. If I'd canceled AOL, and they billed me anyway, I'd give them one chance to refund that charge and stop billing, and then tell the bank it's a fraudulent charge.

    9. Re:HA! by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Maybe AOL had her killed?

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    10. Re:HA! by Xarius · · Score: 2, Funny

      We could have stopped the abuse more easily by simply closing out the account, but she flatly refused to do that, on general principles (she was a very stubborn woman)

      That "stubborn" is redundant! ;)

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    11. Re:HA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      she was a very stubborn woman


      They tend to be that way.

    12. Re:HA! by KWTm · · Score: 1
      We could have stopped the abuse more easily by simply closing out the account, but she flatly refused to do that, on general principles (she was a very stubborn woman)

      That "stubborn" is redundant! ;)

      ?? "She was a very woman" ???

      Somehow, that doesn't sound right.

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    13. Re:HA! by rainman_bc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, my better half has a cool credit card. Any balance under $10 they write off... So every month she'd get a day of free parking somewhere.

      Sounds stupid, but it's $120/yr... Not too shabby for just having a credit card...

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  15. AOL analysis by John+Seminal · · Score: 5, Insightful
    How many customers does AOL have? They agreed to pay 1.25 million, is that enough of a fine? Or will AOL figure they are making more money than loosing? They charge over 20 a month, and if this fine is just 3 or 4 bucks per user, did AOL make out better than having an honest system? Is AOL like the car companies that ask "what costs us less, to have a recall or to be sued and pay damages"?

    Are there any ethics in buisness, or is it just about the money?

    I tried to cancel my cousins service over a year ago. I was on hold for over half an hour. I hung up and called back, but this time selected "new customer" and I had a person on the phone right away.

    Why should a new customer get a person on the phone right away, and someone who wants to cancel service must wait a long time?

    Maybe one good first law is to say "the time wait for an existing customer must be less than the time wait for a new customer". That would gaurentee that customers can cancel without having to wait and wait and wait for someone to anwser their call.

    A good second law should be that a customer can dispute any service and does not have to pay for that month. If a customer disputes too many months, the service provider can drop them. But that might stop the bad service. If AOL has an outage, or dial numbers are busy, then the person should have the ability to dispute that days charge and not pay. This should be very easy to do, and not require more than 1 minutes time of the consumer.

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    1. Re:AOL analysis by Darth+Maul · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or will AOL figure they are making more money than loosing?

      It's "losing". LOSING. You know, as in the word "lose". As in "to not win". What's wrong with everyone? Is this word so hard to spell?

      Grrrrr.

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    2. Re:AOL analysis by Thrymm · · Score: 1

      I too was on hold for about 20 minutes... then I was talked into keeping it for another month free... which I said what the hell, but I forgot about it and didnt even use the damn service. So I called to cancel and kept being run around the block until I finally got angry which I dont like to do since I know these reps make shit for money. But enough was enough, told them Im going to contact the BBB if they do not cancel me asap. That did the trick. F-AOL!

    3. Re:AOL analysis by sparkz · · Score: 4, Funny

      It must be something to do with Unicode, and international keyboards. Possibly keyboard rates. Maybe the letter "o" shows a greater disposition towards repetition (maybe their browser interpets "o" as "0" and decides "oh, zero's are cheap, let's send two, that'll make them happy") On second thoughts, no, I think most people are too damn stupid.

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    4. Re:AOL analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Punctuation marks go inside "quotes."

    5. Re:AOL analysis by digitalsushi · · Score: 1

      and if this fine is just 3 or 4 bucks per user

      The best profit margin any dialup ISP ever saw was about 1.80 a user in profit, back when ISPs had to turn down new customers cause they couldnt keep up in the front office...

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    6. Re:AOL analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it varies by region. Besides, certain marks such as questions and colons go outside to remove ambiguity.

    7. Re:AOL analysis by dnoyeb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I been upset about this and hoping for legislation. 15 registers to buy stuff with, 1 counter with a line out the store for returns, with a single person that has to check with 10 different people for each return.

      Most stores I have seen are like this, its not right.

    8. Re:AOL analysis by trixillion · · Score: 1

      Well since this was a Spitzer suit, I'd guess the relevant question is "how many customers does AOL have in New York?" Now given that we New Yorkers are brighter than average (you can try to deny it, but we elected Eliot as our AG, so that proves my point right there), I think we probably have fewer AOL accounts than the national average. So the 1.5 million settlement might be in the right ball park after all.

    9. Re:AOL analysis by biendamon · · Score: 1

      Only in the UK. If you're in the united states, the rule's pretty simple: Punctuation stays inside the quotes.

      Like this: "So," he said to the random guy on the internet, "where did you learn to punctuate?"

      If you're in the UK, it's a lot more complex, but it's been simplified state-side.

    10. Re:AOL analysis by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      It would have been funnier if you had wrote: "On second thoughts, no, I think most people are to damn stupid."

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    11. Re:AOL analysis by tepples · · Score: 1

      Punctuation stays inside the quotes.

      When discussing technology, I tend to disagree with this rule and agree with ESR. Example: Open a command prompt and type "dir." Now does that mean type dir or type dir. ?

    12. Re:AOL analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about if you were asking someone if they said something?

      Did you say "Let's go to the shop"?

      With the question mark inside the quotes, the answer would be no because you wouldn't ever say "Let's go to the shop" as a question.

    13. Re:AOL analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boy I'm glad I live in a country with sane customer rights. I want to cancel a contract? Easy, send a letter with acknowledgement of receipt telling them that I cancel and that I revoke their right to withdraw from my bank account. If they charge anyway, I just cancel the withdrawal. This costs them fees at their bank and they have to prove they are allowed to charge.

    14. Re:AOL analysis by reclusivemonkey · · Score: 1

      Hey Steve you are alive then. I emailed you a few months back ago about your Speedtouch modem drivers (you did ask specifically in the program for people to get in touch if it didn't work), which I can't get to work in Slackare 10. Maybe the email came "loose" from the server... are you still working on this driver then?

    15. Re:AOL analysis by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Maybe the letter "o" shows a greater disposition towards repetition (maybe their browser interpets "o" as "0" and decides "oh, zero's are cheap, let's send two, that'll make them happy") - yep. The truth is Gogle was just as fine a name as Google, but that damn keyboard would never agree...

    16. Re:AOL analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mrs Delarco quit stalking /. You job is teach 7th grade English nothing more. Once they get past you they are no longer your responsibility.

    17. Re:AOL analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      The man accidentally added another "o" . This is not something to get upset about
      Though if you insist on being anal-retentive , please don't use sentence fragments .

    18. Re:AOL analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go to Future Shop in Canada... only 1 checkout and 1 person at returns, and the store is HUGE... go figure. I hate going there.

    19. Re:AOL analysis by sparkz · · Score: 1

      I've been busy.. I may have dropped a few emails. Mail me back and I'll try to get back to you. I see your /. email is blocked (sensible!), so that's my only option, Steve

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  16. "probaby" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm surprised that AOL would take a position on such a controversial topic.

  17. Got off today by NovaX · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I just got my mother off AOL today. I read about how people would call, be harassed for 30 minutes and then told AOL wouldn't allow them to cancel. However, I read one post where they guy claimed he told them he sold his computer and was moving to Europe, and it took him 3 minutes flat.

    So I told her to say she was going into hospice. She saw it as a game, so she even timed it. It took 1:30 min with the operator, who talked about how sorry she was for her.

    That's how you do it. AOL only lets you go if you have a terminal condition.

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    1. Re:Got off today by nolife · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Better keep checking the credit card statements for the next few months to make sure it really is cancelled. I am not just being paranoid either as they kept charging me for several months after I cancelled. Of course this was 12 years ago but according to the lawsuit, they still operate under the same shady business practices, or at least did until this lawsuit came up.

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    2. Re:Got off today by NovaX · · Score: 1

      She had her purse stolen two days ago. She was still concerned that they'd try to ruin her credit, though. It also had a lot of personal information, including her account password. She'd been dragging her feet to cancel until then, so calling was just a way to be extra safe.

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    3. Re:Got off today by XMyth · · Score: 4, Funny

      I had to cancel 3 AOL accounts while trying to get (and succeeding at!) getting a free 40gig iPod a while back (1 acct for AOL service, 1 for music service and 1 for my wife who was trying the same thing). The second and third time I did the same thing as you mentioned above. Last time I told them we were in a bad financial situation and had to pawn all of our expensive electronics...the rep said "well, you may want to use our service at a friends house?" HAH! My friends would shoot me for putting AOL on their computers.... :)

    4. Re:Got off today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I understand that Europe is a little odd, but to say that moving there is a "terminal condition" is a bit harsh...

    5. Re:Got off today by koko775 · · Score: 1

      They kept charging my family's account for several years after our cancellation, even after we moved. Filthy bastards.

    6. Re:Got off today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just got my mother off

      Sicko!

    7. Re:Got off today by Lars83 · · Score: 1
      I just got my mother off AOL today.
      Makes it sound like she was on crack.

      Now that you mention it....
    8. Re:Got off today by MigLar2000 · · Score: 1

      Moving to Europe is a terminal condition?

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    9. Re:Got off today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That's how you do it. AOL only lets you go if you have a terminal condition."

      Yeah, I started school and got free internet and lot faster so I tried to cancel my AOL and the dude still spent 30 minutes trying to convince me that it was better than free fat pipe connection and I should keep it.

    10. Re:Got off today by tony1343 · · Score: 1

      His mother said she was going to a "hospice". That is a place you go when you are near death. The message he read about was a person who said they were going to Europe. I am guessing you assumed he meant a "hostel" in Europe, which is a cheap hotel for youths.

    11. Re:Got off today by advocate_one · · Score: 0

      I changed bank accounts to get away from them...

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    12. Re:Got off today by Jambon · · Score: 1
      I understand that Europe is a little odd, but to say that moving there is a "terminal condition" is a bit harsh...

      I suppose if you liked it enough it would be.

    13. Re:Got off today by hyfe · · Score: 1
      I understand that Europe is a little odd, but to say that moving there is a "terminal condition" is a bit harsh...

      From your perspective it is though, 1 year here and you'll never want to go back :)

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    14. Re:Got off today by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      From your perspective it is though, 1 year here and you'll never want to go back :)

      You'll have to come quickly though. If you wait too long, the US will come to Europe, under the shape of the new EU constitution, which is flush full of rogue articles by the US media conglomerates that they couldn't put into their own constitution...

    15. Re:Got off today by NewStarRising · · Score: 1

      You think they have canecelled/terminated the account?
      After reading a lot of reports (here and elsewhere), I would advise checking the bank statements for the next few months, just to be sure.
      I'm sure the AoL Operators are aware of hospices that have internet connections.

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    16. Re:Got off today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wish i had that idea before i cancelled. 10 minutes by someone who sounded like an indian robot programmed to speak english, telling *ME* that my new broadband supplier doesn't give me unlimited downloads. I told her 4 times that i know what service i am on and it DOES offer unlimited downloads, she wouldn't have it.

      She then proceeded to tell me AOL can 'piggy back' my new service; what the hell is that? She didn't explain it, just threw out some marketing crap.

      Took me about 15 minutes. It's like trying to run away with a ball and chain strapped to your leg!

    17. Re:Got off today by Usaflt2003 · · Score: 1

      That's how you do it. AOL only lets you go if you have a terminal condition.

      Not entirely true. I have a friend that works in one of the gulags... ahh call centers... and she got a call from a mother pleading that AOL stop harrassing her family over dead sons account. The son had died 3 months previously and AOL would not cancel the account. They continued to charge even after being notified of the clients demise and then turn his account over to collections for failure to pay when his CC was closed. So even in death AOL will still try and keep you as a customer.

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    18. Re:Got off today by ZoneGray · · Score: 1

      Be careful about this stuff. I once supplied a credit card to pay for a needy friend's account. A few years later, she died, and I tried to stop the billing. They simply told me that I couldn't, because the account wasn't in my name. They also warned me that the credit card company wouldn't believe me if I tried to stop the charges.

      BTW, even though the credit card had expired two or three times during the subscription, I guess they felt empowered to change the expiration date themsleves, as I never supplied updated expiration info in the ten years or so that I paid for the account. They just kept charging me.

      I've done business with all kinds of sleazy people in my day, from pornographers to Florida plumbers. None of them were as sleazy as AOL.

    19. Re:Got off today by gcatullus · · Score: 1

      Back in the day, when I could finally get another ISP, I called up AOL and said that I was getting pornographic email and that someone had stolen my screen name to send child pornography. I think I said something about moral outrage and that I was going to pray for all the people who work at AOL because they were minions of the devil. That story worked and I was never billed again.

    20. Re:Got off today by pete-classic · · Score: 1
      That's how you do it. AOL only lets you go if you have a terminal condition.


      I think you missed it. They only let you go if they think you're going to stop paying your bill whether they terminate your account or not.

      -Peter
    21. Re:Got off today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can call your credit card company and have them change your number and send you a new card. They do this all the time for lost or stolen credit cards. I've had to do this a couple times, its quite painless.

  18. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My friend cancelled AOL, albeit with great difficulty. When he called to end his subscription, they actually offered him new offers -- several times. They probably wanted him really badly for thereafter his ping nearly halved while playing Counter-Strike!

  19. Re:Has it started? by Deltaspectre · · Score: 0

    Not sure how it's offtopic... I mean AOL is making it hard to cancel their service and Slashdot is making it hard to read the stories (I guess they're trying AOL's technique, except this time they WANT us to cancel the service)

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  20. Not quite by labratuk · · Score: 3, Funny

    The policy probaby had something to do with rapidly declining customer numbers at AOL as more Americans switch to broadband.

    I imagine it had more to do with the hundreds of thousands of obnoxious free ipod chasers signing up for accounts and then cancelling them.

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  21. Eliot Spitzer for President by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because he's the only public servant I know who actually IS a PUBLIC servant- as opposed to a bribed-and-bought puppet of the corporations.

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    1. Re:Eliot Spitzer for President by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, I think Spitzer is one of those folks who has demonstrated a calling in life, and being governor of New York or PotUS isn't it. He'd make a great chair of the SEC or a great US Attorney General.

      Along the same lines, I'd love to see Al Gore as EPA chief or Ralph Nader heading up the FTC, because they've both demonstrated a passion for the kind of work involved. But I wouldn't (and didn't) vote for either one for President.

    2. Re:Eliot Spitzer for President by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I've seen another slashdotter claim some months ago that he's doing this sort of thing for attention, that some of the things he fights were stupid fights. One story had something about Spitzer claiming that public restroom janitors weren't getting paid enough as employees, when really, they never were hired, they just keep the bathrooms clean for the lucrative tips. Maybe I got the story wrong, it's been several months and I never did read up on it.

    3. Re:Eliot Spitzer for President by iamwahoo2 · · Score: 1

      Sort of makes you wonder what the other 49 State AGs and 1 US AG actually do.

    4. Re:Eliot Spitzer for President by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they mostly go after violent video games and rock music. You know, for the children.

    5. Re:Eliot Spitzer for President by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised if that was a part of the case. But the main point is that when he fights, he fights for others, not himself, even if he's got the facts wrong. If the public restroom janitors weren't even hired- do you really think they had a union or a voting block for him to pay attention to? Or did he just see what he percieved as an injustice- and decided to fight against it? We need much more of the second- and much less of the first.

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    6. Re:Eliot Spitzer for President by raehl · · Score: 1

      Because he's the only public servant I know who actually IS a PUBLIC servant- as opposed to a bribed-and-bought puppet of the corporations.

      That's exactly what a puppet of the corporations would want you to think.

    7. Re:Eliot Spitzer for President by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what a puppet of the corporations would want you to think.

      True enough- so maybe other AGs looking to make a name for themselves should start investigating the companies he's avoiding.

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    8. Re:Eliot Spitzer for President by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      What I'd sure like to see- as the poster below pointed out- is an investigation of Eliot Spitzer himself. Where does HE get his campaign contributions- and should we possibly be looking at the corporations that provide those contributions?

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  22. Had to cancel a credit card by edanshekar · · Score: 1

    About 6 years ago my family decided to use AOL and billed its service to the Amex card. When it came time to cancel, AOL continued charging the card. No amount of phone calls, letters, certified letters and otherwise would get AOL to stop billing its then $19.95 to the card. We had to resort to cancelling the card entirely and having Amex issue a new one. I'm surprised it took this long for someone to take action against them and their ridiculous policies.

    1. Re:Had to cancel a credit card by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

      Can't you just call AMEX and ask them to deny AOL?

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    2. Re:Had to cancel a credit card by edanshekar · · Score: 1

      This was many moons ago. We had to have the card number cancelled and a new number issued.

  23. Maybe it is just bad record keeping... by Ira_Gaines · · Score: 1

    I signed up as part of one of those free ipod referrals mind **** scams. Anyway I canceled the service after never logging in because I couldn't get it to work(I don't remember the specific problem, it was about a year ago). Three months later I got a call asking how I liked the service. She gave me another member to call and cancel it. The lady told me that they didn't have a record of my membership. I never got a bill so no worries. I also never got my free ipod.

    1. Re:Maybe it is just bad record keeping... by MikePikeFL · · Score: 1

      I had a hell of a time cancelling back in like 1994, after I discovered REAL internet access and learned about IP addresses and networking. Before that it was easy and all my friends had it.

      But to make a long story short, I was on the phone for hours, and after the entire process the effeminate guy on the other end says "ok, so how can I help you today?"

      I flipped- "what were we just doing for the past few hours? I'm CANCELLING MY SERVICE!!!"

      They got my elderly great-Aunt's money by bascially not letting her cancel either. I don't think she ever really used it. But they confused the hell out of her and wouldn't let her cancel. Bastards.

      On the other side, I knew an amoral girl who took advantage and got free internet for God knows how long- hell she could STILL be doing it- by calling to cancel and getting free access (like the guy did a few posts up).

      So if you know how to work the bastards, go for it! ;-)

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  24. How to cancel AOL by rodgster · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've told people for the last 8+ years that the only way to cancel AOL is to call your credit card company and report the card lost.

    AOL canceled.

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    1. Re:How to cancel AOL by bryan986 · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Actually that does not cancel it

      http://www.visadps.com/serv-vau.html

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    2. Re:How to cancel AOL by BackInIraq · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've told people for the last 8+ years that the only way to cancel AOL is to call your credit card company and report the card lost.

      Don't know about AOL specifically, but in general companies can still rack up a bill for you, then just report you for nonpayment. I wouldn't count on this working.

      I found the most effective way to cancel AOL, as well as MSN or Xbox Live or any other service where the phone jockeys are paid to try to convince you not to go, is the following line:

      You: "I am done talking to you. I am going to remain on the line, silently, until you tell me my account is cancelled."

      Their usual response: "You really should reconsider, you could blah blah blah (or something like that)..."

      You: ".... (crickets chirping) ...."

      Them: "Um...okay. You're account will be cancelled as of the end of this billing period (or whatever)."

      Works like a charm. Especially if we're talking about 1-800 numbers (which pretty much all customer service numbers are), and they're footing the bill for you to silently wait for them to not be stupid.

    3. Re:How to cancel AOL by Eivind · · Score: 1
      That would work. I find the following method to work well when I know exactly what I want and want the salesdroid to understand that his blathering will be unable to change my wishes;

      You: "I would like to cancel my AOL account."

      Usual Response: "You really should reconsider blah blah"

      Wait a few seconds.

      You: "May I ask a question?"

      Usual response: "Sure, go ahead."

      You: "Are you able to understand plain english?"

      Response: some variation on yes.

      You: "Is any part of 'I want to cancel my account' giving you troubles ?

  25. This makes sense... by Arcanix · · Score: 1

    I can see why AOL would do this. They provide dialup service which is on the way out and not only that but they charge about three times as much for this doomed service as their competitors. If I ran AOL TimeWarner I would probably have a "no cancel" policy as well, that or kill myself. One of the two.

    1. Re:This makes sense... by SheeEttin · · Score: 1

      Or both, that way you'd get what you want and couldn't be sued. 'Course, you also couldn't fulfill the ubiquitous step:
      5. Profit!

  26. meow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To pay for this settlement, they will add another ad banner to the main AIM window. Expect an AIM update soon.

  27. Yeah, but by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 4, Insightful
    AOL paying a $1.25 million fine

    And who gets the fine? Not likely the consumers that had the problems to start with.

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    1. Re:Yeah, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Eliot Spitzer gets another political trophy in his fight for the "little man".

      Although I probably agree more than I disagree with this particular fine, seeing Spitzer go after a New York radio station becuase the radio station had this contest that involved people hitting each other in which he promptly turned into a political issue of stopping "domestic violence" (which the contest was hardly about, and it wasn't about hitting people without their permission either).

    2. Re:Yeah, but by Niten · · Score: 1

      From the article:

      In addition to paying New York state $1.25 million in penalties and costs, AOL will also reimburse eligible New York consumers with a cash refund worth up to four months of service.
    3. Re:Yeah, but by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
      In addition to paying New York state $1.25 million in penalties and costs, AOL will also reimburse eligible New York consumers with a cash refund worth up to four months of service.

      The operative words here are: New York. I, for one, do not believe that AOL's practices in this area were solely limited to the greater NY area.

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  28. Finally by Floydius · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I work at a credit union (the largest in the world), and we get people calling in *all the time* complaining about AOL/TW ignoring or being hostile about cancellation. I'll admit, i'm not going to assume much about the intelligence of AOL users, but still, if everyone is having the same problem, there's got to be something to it. It is absolutely the #1 problem company for cancellations, even above magazine subscriptions and people calling who tried to cancel their internet pornography.

    1. Re:Finally by ag0ny · · Score: 1

      Make sure that these people are indeed contacting AOL in order to cancel the service.

  29. It's Damn Hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My friend's family attempted several times to disconnect from AOL's service, each time without success. Even when they stopped paying the mounting bills, AOL steadfastly continued delivering their crap to their Sony Vaio.

  30. NO! MY AMMO! by Fuzzlekits · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, I would hate for AOL to stop giving/sending/forcing out their CDs... I mean, they are pretty much the #1 source of ammo for my home made spinfusor. I might as well have unlimited ammo hacks...

    1. Re:NO! MY AMMO! by localman · · Score: 1

      Is "spinfusor" a purely Tribes reference, or does it come from somewhere else? I only know it from Tribes... a great and underappreciated game.

      Cheers.

    2. Re:NO! MY AMMO! by Fuzzlekits · · Score: 1

      Totally a Tribes Reference :)

    3. Re:NO! MY AMMO! by andy55 · · Score: 1

      *nod* God, I miss the Tribes...

    4. Re:NO! MY AMMO! by andy55 · · Score: 1

      I need a target!
      I need a target!
      I need a target!

      Shazbot!

    5. Re:NO! MY AMMO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great, now I want to reinstall Tribes 2. ):

  31. Biggest Gripe by UnderDark · · Score: 1

    My biggest gripe with AOL was that it kept corrupting my computer's registry. I had to format my computer twice with this problem, and once more after "unistalling" it. I have never looked back.

  32. let me join the redundant chorus by museumpeace · · Score: 0, Redundant

    that is exactly the experience I had when we dumped AOL for Comcast..the rep did everything in the book to act like I the only choices I had were for other grades of service...I had to demand, I had to say "we are done: I pay you nothing, you give me no service"

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  33. Hmm by Trip+Ericson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm seeing many calls for him to run for President as he's truly a public servant. I can't agree more, but I doubt he would ever make it. The corporate interests would use their endless supply of money to find a way to discredit him, no matter how wrongly, and keep him out. It's pathetic, it's disgusting, it's the way politics works.

    If he's not willing to play ball, he would never be elected.

    But perhaps making him Attorney General of the US under a different President? That's a possibility, and I would like to see that happen. Then he could continue bringing cases like these on a national scale.

    But I suppose all we can do for now is hope.

    1. Re:Hmm by Elminst · · Score: 1

      He's running for governor of NY.
      And Pataki recently announced he's not running for 3rd term.
      Spitzer has a lot of support and a really good shot of making Governor.
      I know i'm voting for him.

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    2. Re:Hmm by Belisarivs · · Score: 1

      Stop being so cynical. His political opponents have tried to get things to stick to him, but nothing has so far. Being such a visible figure in New York (and with these cases, nationally) and such a rising star paints a big target on him for the press, so it's not like he's trying to operate under the radar.

      Going from state AG to President in a single jump might be a bit far. But he's running for Governor of New York in two years, which will put him in a good position for a Presidential run in six or so (depending on who replaces Bush in '08). The only question left as far as the gubernatorial race here in New York is concerned is if the Republicans are even going to bother running someone against him. Spitzer is polling insanely high among Republicans. The only reason Pataki is retiring is because he knows he'd get creamed by Spitzer in a race.

  34. Wish you could help the novice user by SF-Nacht · · Score: 1

    There should be some way to get consumer advocate groups the funds to launch television campaigns aimed at educating the public about despicable business practices like this. Something in the self-righteous, tongue-in-cheek yet dead serious vein of the anti smoking ads.

    1. Re:Wish you could help the novice user by Fireflymantis · · Score: 1

      Heh. the funny thing about that is that such things have been tried in the past. problem is trying to find a television station or radio station to air it.

      If you approach a station with such a thing, they will nicely turn you down saying "sorry. it isn't our policy to air anti-corperate ad's when those corperations pay us money to advertise for them, or have to potential to advertise with us in the future."

      read more here: Media Carta

  35. Tesla Coil Re:CDs by turtleAJ · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was once on a physics discussion board, and they where using the AOL CDs as capacitors... They would solder a small cable to one of the sides (top side, obviously), then stack them 50/100/250 high. I don't remember numbers, but some guys said it worked excellent. I think one of the guys was using a five-pack of these AOL CDs to fire up a Tesla Coil... I don't recall it's use... but I've always found very amusing a "Tesla Coil anti-pissing-dog application" ::: You hook-up your Tesla Coil to a metallic trash can (has to be of the above-ground type)... then, when your most-hated man's-best-friend comes along and takes his typicall piss, you fire up the coil... You can imagine what would happen when 375,000 volts shoot straight up the dog's winnie. I haven't done this, and I suggest against it... but for some idiotic reason, I crack my self up laughing every time I think about it. -AJ [There... my 1st /. post =) Now if I can nail down how they make the italics and bold letters... and those nifty hyperlinked text phrases...]

  36. They just keep billing you... by mlorentz · · Score: 2, Funny
    I used to have AOL back in the stone age days of the internet. When we canceled our account they kept on billing our credit card even though our account stopped working.

    Sounds like a fair deal to me.

  37. This should come as no surprise by Crixus · · Score: 1

    Didn't AOL disable other internet service providers on your computer a few years back if you installed AOL 5.0?

    I seem to remember something like that.

    Once again showing that entities in power will do almost anything to stay in power.

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    1. Re:This should come as no surprise by Elminst · · Score: 4, Interesting

      OMFG yes.
      I worked at a fairly sizable local ISP (40000 dialup customers at the time) when 5.0 came out.
      We served a lot of rural areas- upstate NY; adirondacks. So a lot of people would dial into our service so they could run AOL over the top.

      Installing 5.0 completely hosed EVERY other dialup connection on the computer. And a good portion of the time, it would hose LAN connections too!!!

      Christ, I will never forget how the phones were lit up for the next 3 weeks.

      There was supposed to be a class action lawsuit over that version, but i never heard what happened to it.

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    2. Re:This should come as no surprise by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      Northnet or Westelcom?

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    3. Re:This should come as no surprise by Elminst · · Score: 1

      Assuming you're asking which ISP... CapitalNET

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  38. This has been going on for over 10 years by io333 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Twelve years I fell for one of those "free for 30 days" offers, and canceled within a week as I was already on the 'net and didn't see anything special about AOL. Somehow, probably because I didn't have a credit card at the time, they managed to keep sucking money out of my bank account every month for the next three months, no matter how much I complained to the bank, and to AOL. I never was reimbursed, and the only way I managed to make them stop was just to close my bank account.

    1. Re:This has been going on for over 10 years by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why didnt you pay the 35$ to file a small-claims suit against them? Slap them with a 1000$ "fee"...

      A kilobuck isnt enough to warrant a lawyer, and they'll prolly settle just for no bad press.

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    2. Re:This has been going on for over 10 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and they'll prolly settle just for no bad press.

      AOL customer service... virtually invented the phrase "bad press"...

  39. Re:Tesla Coil Re:CDs by thatnerdguy · · Score: 1

    you have a cool UID...shouldn't be too hard for you to figure out the italics or bold.

    Just read the instructions on the Post comment page

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  40. Just send out a zillion spams by t0qer · · Score: 1

    They'll cancel you fast.

    1. Re:Just send out a zillion spams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or sack you

  41. I've always wanted.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To work for AOL just so I can have a job that pays me to be an asshole. Score!

  42. Does anyone remember if... by Thrymm · · Score: 2, Informative

    AOL back in the mid 90's allowed you to cancel your account right online? I definately remember cancelling Prodigy and also CompuServe (before AOL bought it) online... wouldnt take more than 5 minutes to do! Sign on Keyword Cancel Click Cancel Fill out a brief "Why are you cancelling" Confirmation Number Sign Off Cancelled at the end of your billing period! Those were the days!

    1. Re:Does anyone remember if... by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 1
      AOL back in the mid 90's allowed you to cancel your account right online?
      Yes, AOL used to have a form at Keyword: CANCEL where you could choose to close the account either immediately or at the end of the current billing period. The only confirmation needed was re-entering the password, similar to changing the billing method. The last I checked, Keyword: CANCEL went to a form that gave an 888 number for the Saves department.

      You can still cancel online, though. Just send an incredibly vulgar, anti-AOL email to, say, "Operators" :)
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  43. Hard to cancel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I found it excessively easy.
    After using one of their 50-hours-free-cds for half a month I decided to cancel after the free time expired. So I called them and told them to quit my account at the end of the month. The person on the other end of the line asked why, and I talked about lacking Linux support and so on... then he asked why I didn't want to quit NOW then.
    I made my mistake there, by telling I still wanted to use the rest of the hours (perfectly legal and not against their TOS). He replied I could only cancel RIGHT NOW. I said no, thanks, I'll call again then and hung up. NEXT MINUTE, my AOL line was disconnected and my account erased. When I recalled the service, they said the reason was that I had been rude and insulting at my previous call. Now, three guesses what ISP I'll NEVER EVER AGAIN use.

    No, it's not T-Online.

    MedO

  44. Would this work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. If you have a credit card that offers it, generate a "one-time use" credit card number, with a limit to cover your AOL bill for a month. 2. Switch your AOL account to bill to that card.
    3. Call up and cancel AOL.
    4. AOL tries to bill you after you cancel, the transaction doesn't go through due to the low limit you set. Shortly after that, the one-time card expires.
    5. Profit!!!

    Not sure what lengths AOL would go to to try to get their money (like reverting to the card # that had been in use previously), but the above technique works fine with porn sites that take your CC# for a cheap trial period and then try to bill you every month until you cancel. They try to bill the higher monthly rate after the trial period is up, the charge doesn't go through and I get, er, I mean, my friend gets an e-mail telling him his account with that site failed to rebill and is now closed.

  45. No problem. by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 1


    Why bother dealing with AOL?

    Just report your credit card as stolen.

  46. What I want to know... by chriso11 · · Score: 2, Funny

    How will we know who is going to destroy the internet now? Now where have the hordes of clueless AOL users gone? Is it possible to make sure they always have "former AOL user" attached to all the user names, just so people know? Maybe some RFID technology, or something? We need a plan to track these people before it's too late! Shouldn't a RFC be going around for that already?

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    1. Re:What I want to know... by Armadni+General · · Score: 1, Funny

      When you cancel AOL, a miraculous feeling sweepes over your body...and you are free of the chains of ignorance and stupidity.

      Like sex, only without the mess.

  47. Dear AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Dear Cretins,

    I have been an AOL/Time Warner customer since 9th July 2005, when I signed up for your 2-in-1 boardband internet/TV service. During this three-month period I have encountered inadequacy of service which I had not previously considered possible, as well as ignorance and stupidity of monolithic proportions.

    Please allow me to provide specific details, so that you can either pursue your professional prerogative, and seek to rectify these difficulties -- or more likely (I suspect) so that you can have some entertaining reading material as you while away the working day smoking B&H and drinking vendor-coffee on the bog in your office:

    My initial installation was cancelled without warning, resulting in my spending an entire Saturday sitting on my fat arse waiting for your technician to arrive. When he did not arrive, I spent a further 57 minutes listening to your infuriating hold music, and the even more annoying Scottish robot woman telling me to look at your helpful website.... HOW? I alleviated the boredom by playing with my testicles for a few minutes - an activity at which you are no-doubt both familiar and highly adept.

    The rescheduled installation then took place some two weeks later, although the technician did forget to bring a number of vital tools - such as a drill-bit, and his cerebrum. Two weeks later, my ADSL modem had still not arrived. After 15 telephone calls over 4 weeks my modem arrived... six weeks after I had requested it, and begun to pay for it. I estimate your internet servers downtime is roughly 35%... hours between about 6pm-midnight, Mon-Fri, and most of the weekend.

    I am still waiting for my TV connection. I have made 9 calls on my mobile to your no-help line, and have been unhelpfully transferred to a variety of disinterested individuals, who are it seems also highly skilled bollock jugglers. I have been informed that a telephone line is available (and someone will call me back); that I will be transferred to someone who knows whether or not a telephone line is available (and then been cut off); that I will be transferred to someone (and then been redirected to an answer machine informing me that your office is closed); that I will be transferred to someone and then been redirected to the irritating Scottish robot woman...and several other variations on this theme.

    Doubtless you are no-longer reading this letter, as you have at least a thousand other dissatisfied customers to ignore, and also another one of those crucially important testicle-moments to attend to. Frankly I don't care, it's far more satisfying as a customer to voice my frustrations in print than to shout them at your unending hold music. Forgive me, therefore, if I continue.

    I thought Comcast were shit, that they had attained the holy piss-pot of god-awful customer relations, that no one, anywhere, ever, could be more disinterested, less helpful or more obstructive to delivering service to their customers. That's why I chose AOL, and because, well, there isn't anyone else is there? How surprised I therefore was, when I discovered to my considerable dissatisfaction and disappointment what a useless shower of bastards you truly are. You are sputum-filled pieces of distended rectum -- incompetents of the highest order.

    Comcast -- wankers though they are -- shine like brilliant beacons of success, in the filthy puss-filled mire of your seemingly limitless inadequacy. Suffice to say that I have now given up on my futile and foolhardy quest to receive any kind of service from you. I suggest that you cease any potential future attempts to extort payment from me for the services which you have so pointedly and catastrophically failed to deliver -- any such activity will be greeted initially with hilarity and disbelief -- quickly be replaced by derision, and even perhaps bemused rage.

    I enclose two small deposits, selected with great care from my cats litter tray, as an expression of my utter and complete contempt for both you and your pointless company. I since

    1. Re:Dear AOL by The_Mr_Flibble · · Score: 1

      Yeah wasn't this supposed to og been sent to NTL ? Those people who have now got a department called customer relations that you must talk too to get your ntl account cancelled. Who are only open monday to friday 9 am to 5pm No one else in their company can take cancellations from you. And when you finaly get through and their computer systems are working to take your cancelation, they call you back trying to get you to keep the service. Can I ask why you are leaving us. Because you give me a single dynamic ip address which is so blacklisted scientists think it's dark matter. Then they call back and ask to speak to Mrs Flibble to try to get her to say we would like to keep the service. But they can't compete with my new isp and the /29 I now have.

  48. Re:Tesla Coil Re:CDs by turtleAJ · · Score: 1

    Testing, testing... It's just a hyperlink test to slashdot http://slashdot.org/... Hey! Let's /. /. !!!

  49. How difficult could it be? by Stiletto · · Score: 1


    Hello? American Express? Yes, I would like to contest this charge and any other charge coming from this company. They are charging me for unwanted services. Yes, that's all. Thank you.

  50. Probably redundant, but... by Fortran+IV · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The policy probaby [sic] had something to do with rapidly declining customer numbers at AOL as more Americans switch to broadband.

    Oh, crap. AOL has always been difficult to escape. Years ago they told my company that their service--which could be ordered over the phone--had to be canceled in writing. After we sent them a letter canceling the service, they continued billing the credit card account for several months.

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  51. Guess I'm not the only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I signed up for AOL sometime in 1998 because my ISP went down for a couple days. When I went to cancel, the girl talked to me for over two hours asking stupid questions like "What's your dream car?" I figured she a. didn't give a crap about her job b. liked me (no not really) or c. didn't want me to cancel.

    Anyway, I guess I'm stupid for being on the phone that long, but I didn't have anything better to do and she finally canceled my account.

  52. Your sig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please don't ban it. I might get thirsty.

    1. Re:Your sig. by FragHARD · · Score: 1

      I can't believe you actually drink that crap :0'

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  53. 1.25 million is nothing... by Phronetix · · Score: 1

    I speculate this is merely a 'Warning' because 1.25 mill' is chump-change to AOL. I'd expect that if AOL doesn't move quickly on the promised changes, the fine will escalate to the tens or hundreds of millions. This harkens back to similar practices in the 1990's by Canadian cable companies who would automatically upgrade your cable service with each introduction of new channels, and you'd be stuck paying for it. They combined this with very aggressive Customer Srvice staff who would try to weasel you into a middle of the road package when you called to cancel. They got fined big time, in the tens of millions, IIRC.

  54. It's about time by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

    AOL continually rips it's 'former' customers off. If you call to 'cancel' service you must use the terminology 'terminate' service instead of cancel. The reason for doing this is that 'cancel' doesn't mean the same thing to AOL as it does to everyone else. If a user moves to broadband or dialup, and doesn't COMPLETELY uninstall the software, the software will automatically log itself into AOL and re-activate the account. By all counts this is FRAUD, and could be considered WIRE FRAUD, and so AOL should be hauled in front of the feds on RICO charges.

    1. Re:It's about time by Jason+Ford · · Score: 1

      RICO charges? It's only white-collar crime. As historian Howard Zinn noted,

      'In 1969, there were 502 convictions for tax fraud. Such cases, called "white-collar crimes," usually involve people with a good deal of money. Of those convicted, 20 percent ended up in jail. The fraud averaged $190,000 per case; their sentences averaged seven months. That same year, for burglary and auto theft (crimes of the poor) 60 percent ended up in prison. The auto thefts averaged $992; the sentences averaged eighteen months. The burglaries averaged $321; the sentences averaged thirty-three months.'

      (A People's History of the United States, p. 516)

      Stealing money from people's bank accounts is a victimless crime, like punching a stranger in a dark room.

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  55. press release from Spitzer's office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://www.oag.state.ny.us/press/2005/aug/aug24a_0 5.html

      AOL TO REFORM CUSTOMER SERVICE PROCEDURES
    Settlement Requires Company to Remove Obstacles
    Consumers Face When Seeking to Switch or Cancel Service

    Attorney General Eliot Spitzer today announced an agreement that requires the nation's leading internet service provider to reform its customer service procedures.

    Under the agreement, America Online (AOL) will alter the incentives it offers to customer representatives who seek to persuade subscribers not to cancel their service.

    "This agreement helps ensure that AOL will strive to keep its customers through quality service, not stealth retention programs," Spitzer said.

    In response to approximately 300 consumer complaints, Spitzer's office began an inquiry of AOL's customer service policies. The investigation revealed that the company had an elaborate system for rewarding employees who purported to retain or "save" subscribers who had called to cancel their internet service. In many instances, such retention was done against subscribers' wishes, or without their consent.

    Under the system, consumer service personnel received bonuses worth tens of thousands of dollars if they could successfully dissuade or "save" half of the people who called to cancel service. For several years, AOL had instituted minimum retention or "save" percentages, which consumer representatives were expected to meet. These bonuses, and the minimum "save" rates accompanying them, had the effect of employees not honoring cancellations, or otherwise making cancellation unduly difficult for consumers.

    Many consumers complained that AOL personnel ignored their demands to cancel service and stop billing.

    The agreement requires AOL to:

      Eliminate any requirements that its customer service representatives maintain a minimum number of "saves" in order to earn a bonus;

      Record all service cancellation requests and verify action on the request through a third-party monitor;

      Provide refunds to all New York consumers who claim harm based on improper cancellation procedures, up to four months worth of service;

      Pay $1.25 million to the state in penalties and costs.

    The claim form for New York consumers seeking refunds is available at Attorney General Spitzer's web site http://www.oag.state.ny.us/internet/internet.html.

    Spitzer thanked AOL for working with his office to resolve the matter.

    The case was handled by Assistant Attorney General Elizabeth Nieliwocki, under the direction of Kenneth Dreifach, who is Chief of the Attorney General's Internet Bureau, and with the assistance of Special Assistant Attorney General Gille Anne Rabbin and Investigator Vanessa Ip.

    Attachment:

    Claim Form

  56. Cancellation easy online! by shadowmatter · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm on AOL dial-up right now, and it's totally easy to cancel service. You can even do it online! Even as I type this, in my other browser tab, it's loading the online cancellation form and AOL is doing nothing to prevent me from us#*Z(~U/$@!NO_CARRIER

  57. Cancelling AOL was very easy by yintercept · · Score: 1

    I found cancelling AOL to be easy. I cancelled AOL shortly after my CompuServe account became and AOL account.

    Damn, I still miss CompuServe.

    1. Re:Cancelling AOL was very easy by nocomment · · Score: 1

      I miss netcom. See anyone around on the 'net with an @ix.netcom.com email address, pay attention to them. Those accounts are from the 90's and are legacy shell accounts. Mindspring bought netcom, and stopped offering new shell but supporting the old shells. Earthlink then merged with mindspring and same thing. Old shells supported, no new signup though.

      Typically those guys know their way around a computer.

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    2. Re:Cancelling AOL was very easy by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

      I had an old account but it wasn't a shell account. Mine was jnitro99@ix.netcom.com. I used the old Netcruiser software on Windows 95 with the 16 bit winsock hack.

    3. Re:Cancelling AOL was very easy by flamingnight · · Score: 1

      Good to know... my current employer has a ix.netcom.com account from when the company was much smaller that we still set up on every single laptop we hand out. It's a pretty crazy place.

    4. Re:Cancelling AOL was very easy by W12x40 · · Score: 0

      There's probably not many of us left. I must be an atypical user - I only know enough to keep myself in games and pr0n.

      I give Mindspring credit, they've never asked if I would change addresses and all the forms still recognize the address. The accunt comes with six email addresses, so I gave one to my wife and one to my mother. I'm sure they were hoping for fewer addresses.

      Customer service and connection reliability were great wtih Netcom, certainly better than with Mindspring. I kept Mindspring when I moved and got DSL just so I could keep my *@ix.netcom.com addresses. I've had that address longer than any physical address.

    5. Re:Cancelling AOL was very easy by nocomment · · Score: 1

      if it had ix in the email address you could have used the shell. :-)too bad you didn't keep it.

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    6. Re:Cancelling AOL was very easy by NaDrew · · Score: 1
      I miss netcom. See anyone around on the 'net with an @ix.netcom.com email address, pay attention to them. Those accounts are from the 90's and are legacy shell accounts.
      My recollection (I had an @ix.netcom.com account) was that ix was non-shell, NetCruiser only. @netcom.com was shell. I knew a few people with those, and they were shell-only.

      What a piece of shit NetCruiser was, by the way.
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    7. Re:Cancelling AOL was very easy by nocomment · · Score: 1

      hrmmm maybe I'm remembering it backwards then? It was a long time ago.

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    8. Re:Cancelling AOL was very easy by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

      Damn, if I had become a script kitty back in '97 I could have been in jail by now!

  58. 3 Steps for Easy Cancelation by dollar4bill · · Score: 1

    1)Go into an aol chat room and start spewing obscenities. 2)Wait 5 minutes 3)Listen for *Goodbye* Account Cancelled!!!

  59. The Tragic History of "me too!!!!" by infonography · · Score: 5, Informative

    Long ago, in a far away land called USENET visitors from the land of AOL would come and make damn fools of themselves. They would ask for the dumbest things and threaten non-AOL users that they would be kicked off the Internet because they were going to complain to AOL. Some were clueful or polite but rarely, often they would ask for advice about downloading Pr0n or Warez.

    Any such question would be followed up by no less then 6 more requests of 'ME TOO!!!!". If they found your email address they would send you mail asking for advice about Pr0n or whatever. Mostly they would ask if you were a young boy or girl.

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    1. Re:The Tragic History of "me too!!!!" by AvitarX · · Score: 5, Funny

      Those were the good old days.

      Now it's the whole internet.

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    2. Re:The Tragic History of "me too!!!!" by HD+Webdev · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yes, I remember the fateful day that AOL first got USENET accesss...Spring, 1994. The first problem was their USENET server duplicating every post several times.

      It was a rather dark day, but then again, we had a lot of fun in alt.aol-sucks and other groups telling AOLers (like those you mentioned, not the mature people) that we knew where they lived.

      All we had to do was mention the city (by looking at the post headers) and threaten to give out their address and phone number. It scared the crap out of those 'I'm calling AOL because you're violating the AOL Terms Of Service!' types. We'd often get panicked 'IM SRY PLEZE DONT' post/email replies.

      And, back to the 'AOL Fine' subject, even back then AOL was making it extremely difficult to stop the billing. Many people were getting screwed because direct withdrawals & CC charges would not stop.

      It took 11 years until something was finally done about it. Even back then, it often took a lot to cancel charges and we'd post information similar to what's below (from the FAQ) in reply to people who couldn't get AOL to cancel their accounts:

      http://anti-aol.org/faqs/aas/faq1.html

      " America Online
      8619 Westwood Center Drive
      Vienna, VA 22182-2285
      Send a certified letter with a return receipt. This will protect you in the event that AOL decides to continue billing you, as you'll have proof of when you canceled and proof that your letter was received by AOL.

      E-mail: AOL used to offer the "cancel online" function at Keyword: Cancel, but supposedly hasn't for some time now. And even when they did offer this service, it didn't always work. The moral: don't count on e-mail to close an account.

      Get TOSsed: Be enough of a jerk on AOL and they'll cancel you!

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    3. Re:The Tragic History of "me too!!!!" by SCVirus · · Score: 0

      im new so i dont know wher to right this but i need wartez and pr0n!!!

    4. Re:The Tragic History of "me too!!!!" by robertjw · · Score: 1

      And, back to the 'AOL Fine' subject, even back then AOL was making it extremely difficult to stop the billing. Many people were getting screwed because direct withdrawals & CC charges would not stop.

      Funny thing is most businesses make it difficult to stop service. I disconnected my land line earlier this year. The phone company offers every other service online, but it took a half hour phone call to cancel. Same with my satellite TV. It's become standard procedure for a company to offer a 'free trial', collect a credit card, charge the card at the end of the trial period and be REALLY slow about answering the phone when you call to cancel.

      Not sure if it's good that AOL got in trouble for this - just set a precedent that's going to create more work for the legal system.

  60. Well, that's one down.. by jcr · · Score: 1

    Hopefully, AOL will clean up its act. I hope that somebody also goes after the long-distance companies that pretend that they didn't hear you when you cancel their service. MCI tried to fleece me for four months of service after I moved last time.

    -jcr

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  61. Wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The policy probaby had something to do with rapidly declining customer numbers at AOL as more Americans switch to broadband.

    This has long been a standard practice at AOL! I and many others that I talked to found it virtually impossible to cancel AOL service! In fact, I only ever got rid of them when I canceled the bank account that I had allowed then to do EFT's from. My bank continued to get dunned with transfer requests from the non-existent account, each of which cost the bank. The only way the bank finally got it stopped was to threaten legal action.

    This was over 10 years ago. I told consumer groups about it, informed the BBB and bitched up a storm to every government office that would listen. Result: nada!

    Now, more than 10 years later, one state is finally pursuing justice. Long overdue!

  62. They have been doing this for some time... by nwbvt · · Score: 1
    "The policy probaby had something to do with rapidly declining customer numbers at AOL as more Americans switch to broadband."

    This has been their policy for years, all the way back to the days when "high speed Internet" referred to a 33.6 kbit/s modem and AOL was booming.

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  63. And they are rude too... by droopycom · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I first moved to the US, while I was still evaluating the different broadband options, I started with a free AOL CD just to be able to connect.

    I got broadband a few weeks later, and forgot to cancel rigth away. When I finally called to cancel, they asked why I cancelled. So I told them the truth:
    - "It was just a temporary solution until I got cable installed"
    - "So you never really intented to keep AOL"
    - "Well... no..."
    - "So tou're just abusing the offer"
    - "What ????"
    - "This is intended for people who really wants to try AOL."

    I was flabbergasted. And I didn't even complain when then charged one month service because I cancelled 2 days late - even though I hadnt logged in AOL for a month or so before...

    Thats just rude...

    1. Re:And they are rude too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I got AOL for free when I came to canada while waiting a week or so for cable internet.
      When I had the cable working, I told them that I do not want their service and was using it for free, while the cable comes. The lady was disappointed but cancelled it without any problem.
      She did try to offer me some high speed crap, but I refused.

      Apparantly the AOL Canada is better :)

  64. Er... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The way I see it, you should be reporting them for fraud.

  65. BS alert by HangingChad · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The policy probaby had something to do with rapidly declining customer numbers at AOL as more Americans switch to broadband.

    I beg to differ. When big companies fall off the pinnacle, there's a tendency to blame some outside force, like broadband.

    The truth is customers left because they didn't find any value in AOL's services, evidenced by the rapid non-adoption of AOL's broadband service. My mom had AOL for years, she switched because of all the silly ads she had to sit through.

    AOL fell down because they were no longer relevant to their market. Same thing will happen to Microsoft, Intel and Dell. Any big company that starts treating their customers like a revenue stream. It'll take longer, but it'll happen.

    The really strange thing is the people who ran AOL into the ground will all walk away with big, fat bonus checks and option buy outs. Just like in the Bush administration: Failure is not a problem.

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    1. Re:BS alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be a pretty good slogan: "Failure Is Not An Opti^W^WA Problem."

  66. Only 1.25 million? by dtfinch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A reasonable fine would at least seek to negate any undeserved income generated by their practices. Suppose they overbilled 20 million customers for one month each. That's easily a half billion dollars.

    1. Re:Only 1.25 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I personally think someone at AOL should go to jail for this crap. They've caused immeasurable stress, distress, heartache, and grief to the human race. I usually turn anyone who asks me about a good ISP into an anti-AOL activist. AOL is a sinking ship. Good riddance.

  67. Re:DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TEH FUCKING FUNNEH???? by weighn · · Score: 1

    if you weren't such a wanker you might have had some mod points

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  68. Google referrer in link? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does the link to www.gripe2ed.com have a Google referrer in front of it? (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&ct=res&cd=1&url=ht tp%3A//www.gripe2ed.com......). Is someone trying to use Slashdot to Googlebomb ttheir site?

  69. Nothing New by tfcdesign · · Score: 1

    Years ago I had to have an AOL account for work. When I tried to canel same thing. THey have been doing this for at least 15 years.

  70. *boggle* by sczimme · · Score: 4, Insightful


    If they would put Firefox, OpenOffice, and other nifty open source software in the extra space on those CDs, people would keep them around instead of throwing them in the trash.

    1) Why would AOL distribute apps that they don't control or support?

    2) Those CDs would quickly become dated as new versions are released. Geeks wouldn't keep them around because they can generally download what they need.

    3) Not to stereotype, but do you think the typical user who is interested in AOL dial-up service is also going to be interested in trying new/different open source apps?

    4) Would this typical AOL user be remotely interested in the philospohical arguments behind F/OSS or even care that those arguments exist?

    Oddly enough, there are situations where F/OSS is not the answer. People that try to push F/OSS where it doesn't belong are at best wasting their (and others') time; at worst they are being counterproductive and hindering F/OSS adoption with their zealotry.

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    1. Re:*boggle* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Why would AOL distribute apps that they don't control or support?
      Because there is space on the CDs, reread the grandparent post.

      2) Those CDs would quickly become dated as new versions are released. Geeks wouldn't keep them around because they can generally download what they need.

      They would provide an alternative for people who don't know where to look for such alternatives normally.

      3) Not to stereotype, but do you think the typical user who is interested in AOL dial-up service is also going to be interested in trying new/different open source apps?

      Hey, they have this disk from AOL and are trying it right?

      4) Would this typical AOL user be remotely interested in the philospohical arguments behind F/OSS or even care that those arguments exist?

      If they find a game that works for them, who are you to judge them?

    2. Re:*boggle* by Machtyn · · Score: 1
      1) Why would AOL distribute apps that they don't control or support?
      They wouldn't, but you knew that.

      2) Those CDs would quickly become dated as new versions are released. Geeks wouldn't keep them around because they can generally download what they need.
      Very true. Of course, I had to learn that with my own utility CDs/DVDs. But, then again, it serves as a repository for applications I had forgotten about and don't use often (use once in awhile).

      3) Not to stereotype, but do you think the typical user who is interested in AOL dial-up service is also going to be interested in trying new/different open source apps?
      Actually, Yes. We are assuming that AOL users open all their e-mail, every attachment, try every new product (including stuff with spyware, weatherbug, etc), download every game they can get their hands on. They are certainly going to keep hitting the [OK] button until the install is complete. (This having installed F/OSS stuff, they may take a chance to look at it.)

      Does this mean, they'll like it? Maybe/maybe not. I have mixed feelings about OO.org. I like it, use it, but it doesn't meet all needs. I had to install Excel to complete a statistical analysis class.

      4) Would this typical AOL user be remotely interested in the philospohical arguments behind F/OSS or even care that those arguments exist?
      Surprisingly, many are concerned about privacy and philosophical arguments. However, being new to teh intarweb, AOL is all they've ever heard. (Even down to the Boy Scout computer merit badge, read it for a good laugh. I remember those days, the 14y/o kids don't and are bewildered.)

  71. Well are you a young boy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bigbigbigDaddy9inch420~@aol.com

  72. I found it easy too! by conJunk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I was 14, I would sign up for the "free 250 hours!" trial deals with a "checking account" I got from one of those nifty cc/bank account generaters from a local BBS. It worked great until AOL stopped accepting bad info (probably around 1995 or 1996).

    And I never had the hassle of canceling the service!

  73. Netscape does that now too by infonography · · Score: 1

    Netscape.com the so-called cheap internet dialup alternative to other cheap dailups had taken up that role. I used it for a month and the guy was begging me not to cancel. I guess saying lawsuit three times fast works better then clicking your heels in OZ. Besides I could never find Ruby slippers in size 13 mens and I look awful in red.

    Toto get down....

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    1. Re:Netscape does that now too by nocomment · · Score: 1

      Netscape is AOL so that makes sense.

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    2. Re:Netscape does that now too by Popcorn+Dave · · Score: 1

      Well if you *really* want to find Ruby slippers ina size 13, try http://www.pierresilber.com/.They've probably got 'em - no matter how you look in red. ;)

    3. Re:Netscape does that now too by infonography · · Score: 1

      I actually know them, I would buy boots from them for costumes. Cheap patent leather is a great base for glues.

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  74. Someone needs to cancel an account they don't have by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder what would happen if you tried to cancel an account that you don't have. Maybe if you're really, really persistent they'll keep escalating and escalating in the desperate hope of finding your nonexistent account so they can not delete it. By the time you get to the CTO, maybe the whole system will just implode and stop churing out free building materials. That, or you can give the C?O you end up talking with the finger.

    The really fun part would be six months later, when you start getting blank bills for the account you don't have.

  75. DirecTV Next? by TheHulk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I had the exact same experience when trying to cancel my DirecTV service. Months of phone calls couldn't stop the constant barrage of monthly bills. I would call and give them an earfull, and they would say they must have screwed up and not cancelled the service. I would get a credit, and then the next months bill would come again. It took 5 months to finally close the account.

    Seems like someone did the numbers and figured out what percentage of customers would adamently call to point out the mistake and keep on their case, what percentage would only notice after a few months, and what percentage would do nothing at all. Then if you weigh that against the scenario where they would canel your service on your first request, they probably saw a substantial amount of money that can be made off "screwing" up cancellations. Kinda like that commercial where the guy finds out they can save $1 million dollars by putting one less olive in every jar they sell. Over time the scam makes a ton of money.

    Glad to see someone got called on it.

    1. Re:DirecTV Next? by SheeEttin · · Score: 1

      Kinda like that commercial where the guy finds out they can save $1 million dollars by putting one less olive in every jar they sell

      Actually, I remember about some airline saving quite a bit by eliminating something from their salads. I don't remember the details, though...

  76. In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...you pay for the service, not service charges you.

    No, really, this is how things worked in USSR and keeps working today in post-soviet Europe.

    A service company (ISP for example) sends bill to you. Then you go to bank and pay bill by money transfer. Plain and simple.

    What happens if you're not paying bill? They warns you a couple of times and finally cuts the service.

  77. Get TOS'd by midvalley · · Score: 1

    Much more effective way to cancel... Violate their Terms of Service blatantly. You could cancel your service within minutes that way.

    1. Re:Get TOS'd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just fill out/change your profile to read

      Name : Dick Shithead
      Age : 69
      City & State:Intercourse, PA

      You'll be TOS'ed immediately because the are too PC.

  78. Xbox Live by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Xbox Live does this too; you have to call a hidden number and wait a long time on hold. When someone answers you have to explain why you want to quit before they let you. I can't wait for the Microsoft / AOL Time-Warner merger.

  79. AOL never actually cancels your account by Sir+Homer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you cancel AOL they actually "deactivate" your account, and if you ever try to log in with any of the screen names anytime in the future, they bill your credit card which they have on file! I was billed six months after I canceled AOL because my sister accidently signed on. I had to dispute the charge with my credit card company, which didn't work, but I did manage to put a ban on AOL ever billing my credit card ever again for any purpose.

  80. Comcast should be fined as well by Alien+Venom · · Score: 1

    Just try canceling your Comcast subscription...

  81. My AOL story. by uberjoe · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I got 6 months of free aol when I bought my dell. I requested msn but they gave me aol. After a few months I grew tired of the intrusiveness of their software. So I called to cancel. They wanted to know why, as if my request as a customer was not enough. I said that I did not like to have their custom brower open to dial up. I did not like being unable to use windows' built in dialer, or when I booted to linux I could not use kppp( I couldn't connect at all). The CSR says 'oh no, you don't need to have the brower open all the time, just when you want to be connected.' Like I would want it open when I'm off line. Again I repeated that I wanted it cancelled. So she says 'Ok I'll tell you what, I WONT cancel your account, give you an additional 6 months free how about that?' After demanding again that my account be cancelled, they finally relented but only after trying to sell me broadband.

    What part of cancel don't those people seem to understand? I still years later get calls from them asking for me to come back. I'm thinking of changing my name.

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  82. Left out. by diorcc · · Score: 1

    I haven't had an AOL cd sent to me for years... Starting to sort of feel left out of the game! Booohohooo. Please send me a cd! Pleaaaase.... Gotta hang them up to scare the rabbits away. Playing frisby with them, or just throwing them off to hear the wind-cutting sound is fun too... And what about that CD-wall project?

  83. AOL has been known for this for years by suitepotato · · Score: 1

    I don't think I've ever met a single person that hasn't been shafted by AOL. They're well known for autocharging a credit card of checking account despite three to five notarized statements of desire to cancel and when you kill the account they've been charging, they have the nerve to have their collections people call you to demand a new account to charge as well as back bill you for the time they weren't able to charge. I'm not the only person who has had to instruct their bank to deny all charges to AOL based on such a cancellation letter and threat of filing fraud charges against the bank and AOL if they didn't comply. AOL should be brought up on federal charges of some sort and brought to account for their long time behavior.

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  84. Verizon Wireless by Detritus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I went through a similar odyssey when I tried to terminate my Verizon Wireless cell phone account. Their web page has all sorts of automated ways to sign up for service or to modify your service. The one thing conspicuously absent is the option to terminate service. I had to call customer service and deal with a "customer retention specialist" who did everything possible to to try to talk me out of terminating my account. He was very manipulative and it really pissed me off.

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    1. Re:Verizon Wireless by Theovon · · Score: 1

      Now, THIS is something I have experience with. When I called to cancel my Verizon Wireless account, I listed the problems I'd had with their service:

      (1) When I got service, the saleslady got it all messed up, resulting in a huge overcharge. I had to go through 6 separate calls to customer service before I found someone who would (a) not hang up on me and do something I had not authorized and (b) actually do something to fix the problem.
      (2) I wanted to add more minutes to my plan, so I called customer service. Unknown to me, they extended my contract a year from the date I got new minutes. They never mailed me anything or in any way told me that they were extending my contract. Yet they insisted that they had told me and sent me a letter.
      (3) When I thought my first contract was up, I decided to get upgraded phones. When we signed up, we were told that we'd get $100 credit on TWO phones. Come to find out that that was a lie and we were going to get it for only one phone. I threatened to change providers, and the lady told me to go ahead. She must have known what would happen next.
      (4) When I canceled my service (the first time), I got a $350 "early termination" bill from Verizon. When I call customer service, NOW they tell me that they'd secretly extended my contract.
      (5) The only option I had at the time was to switch back. That turned out to be nightmare of lies. Every other person would give me a different story. At first they told me that I could rejoin where I left off. Others would tell me that I would have to rejoin with a minimum of one year. It took me DAYS to get that straightened out.

      I had like 2 or 3 months left, and I counted the days. When it finally came time to cancel, the lady I talked to really didn't have any room to argue that Verizon wouldn't do this sort of crap again. I told them that if they were willing to give me two free phones, I would consider it, but she didn't have the authority for that. Ok. BYE.

      Oh, and later, I'll have to tell you how Citibank credit card would automatically renew (and charge me for) credit shield 3 months after I would cancel it and tell them NEVER to renew it. I finally told them that (a) I wanted the charges removed, and (b) a certified letter stating that they would never renew it again. They told me they would look into it and reversed some late charges I'd incurred earlier that year (which was kinda nice), but that $30 didn't make up for the $80 they charged me for credit shield. When I finally got a letter of refusal, I called on a weekend to cancel. The sales people who would try to talk me out of canceling were probably not at work, so my account was canceled immediately.

    2. Re:Verizon Wireless by metternich · · Score: 1

      Verison's Slogan, We never stop working for you, is inaccurate.
      Their real slogan is: We never stop working you.

      I'm cancelling as soon as I get through the one year contract.

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      Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
    3. Re:Verizon Wireless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah I know everyone has their little quirks about anything and everything, but I've never had a problem with Verizon. The service is the best around (Dayton, OH... you'll know what I mean if you've ever had Cincinnati Bell), I rarely get dropped calls, and they never seem to have a problem when I swear up and down that I DID sign up for their 2-year phone replacement plan offering $100 credit towards your new phone (HAH). Comparable is Cingular, but every place has there problems. They're 50x better than Sprint, which has horrible service around here. I don't like the 2 yr contracts, but heck, I've never had a problem getting service anywhere either. If I move, 90% of the places in America are covered. And the expensive phones cost less and are (...they were a yr ago...) superior to any other carrier.

      (*I'm also cringing in fear at the fact that I'm probably the only person throwing a goldfish into a barrel of Piranhas here....*).

      *cheers for my first post on Slashdot* *and to Off-Topic posts*

  85. Re:Tesla Coil Re:CDs by punkass · · Score: 1

    Noob? Okay, Mister 762907...

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  86. some first hand experiences as an employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I worked at AOL for a while, (hence why I'm leaving this at AC), and while you worked there, you where allowed an "employee+1" account. Which means, you got a free account, which was yours.

    You needed a credit card or a paymet method in order to do this.

    I requested that they close this account when I quit.

    3 months after I left the company, they charged me 3 months of service for 24.95 (3 * 25 AKA $75).

    I called them up, because I never used this account, nor did I think it was right for them to keep on charging me for something I wasn't using.

    I got transfered to a "aol cancelation expert" .. now, I just wanted to get my money back for an account that was closed when I left... (the company I left for, pays internet, why would I pay $25 for dial up, when they will pay for broadband?)
    This guy had no tact. I explained to him I was an employee, and I left, and came back with "so, you got fired, huh?", he tried his best to get me to continue my service, when I definately wasn't interested. So, it took me 20 minutes to get money back, which was mine, and listen to bullshit.

    The tech side of AOL is completely different, but the sales side will do anything to keep you. And, I imagine they take over quite a few older people, and weak people who won't stand up to them.

  87. Subscriber by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I subscribed to AOL for a couple of months in 1994, and I don't think it was difficult to unsubscribe. I still get renewal CDs and DVDs in snail mail though.

  88. Still $24? by eventhorizon5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't believe AOL still charges $24/mo for their *dialup* service. That price hasn't changed in a long time. You can get a basic DSL service for about $30/mo around here lol.

    -eventhorizon

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    1. Re:Still $24? by BackInIraq · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hell, that's awesome. I used their dial-up rate to convince my wife that DSL was a good deal (knowing full well there were several other dial-up providers in my area that were cheaper). Thanks, AOL!

  89. What Worked for me by zenray · · Score: 1

    Years ago when I dumped AOL what worked for me was after sending them their form requesting cancelation was to go to several chat rooms and start some very strong antiAOL talk. Got me off AOL real fast.

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    1. Re:What Worked for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How ironic. They won't let you cancel your service of your own volition, yet AOL will facilitate your cancelling of your service if you violate their *gasp* TOS :O

      Well, you could post links to Goatse in every room, or you could post a tirade against AOL on your AOL webspace (if you get it) and have EVERYONE possible report you in for TOS violation. :) They'll be glad to drop you then.

  90. Oy, the torture! by pjt48108 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I finally sacked up and cancelled my AOL account several months ago, after about ten years. It almost seemed to take ten years to finalize the cancellation with that call. Everytime I thought the deed was done, the woman with the vaguely foreign accent would present me with one more consolation prize to keep me on. And, every time she gave me the "Well, I can do such and such for you" spiel, I repeated the mantra: "Actually, I just want to cancel my service."

    I found it helped to have the mantra ready beforehand, so it would roll off the tongue with ease. It paid off because I had to say it so many times, if I'd had to think about it, I might have just given in, if only to end the torture.

    I was lucky, I think. My AOL account was cancelled, and they stopped billing me. But one thing is for sure--the lengths they went to convince me to reconsider a decision I had already considered at length made me very unlikely to ever, EVER return to AOL. In fact, mark that down as an impossibility.

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    1. Re:Oy, the torture! by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      I finally sacked up and cancelled my AOL account several months ago, after about ten years. It almost seemed to take ten years to finalize the cancellation with that call. Everytime I thought the deed was done, the woman with the vaguely foreign accent would present me with one more consolation prize to keep me on. And, every time she gave me the "Well, I can do such and such for you" spiel, I repeated the mantra: "Actually, I just want to cancel my service."

      Canceling earthlink was somewhat painless... some to think about it the only thing painful was the agent was a mac zelot telling me about some trivial feature in the newest OS9 or some such.

      Canceling comcast I did get pressented three offers... 1 month, 6 months 1/2 price, or 1 year 1/2 price. I was getting a better deal and my main argument was "wow, that would cost a little less, or I could switch to someone with a lower rate to begin with and not have to phone you lot, threaten to cancel". It was a good deal, but I had already switched.

      On the one hand, I don't mind so much being offered one, two or three deals to stay. On the other... it makes me wonder about any business who's in the practice of giving arbitrary discounts to those lucky few.

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    2. Re:Oy, the torture! by ArtStone · · Score: 1

      Now the fun starts - prepare for the rest of your life to get "Please come back to AOL" offers in the mail, unless you make a concerted effort to break the chain of postal mail addresses (or go into the witness protection program).

      Actually, since Time Warner wrestled their company back from AOL, they do seem to be behaving in a more responsible manner in a lot of ways. As has been pointed out, they have opened up IMAP email access and are converting most of their proprietary content to standard HTML web sites. Time Warner sees more potential from advertisting and joint marketing arrangements that dialup subscription fees.

      In addtion to the Netscape service (which is basically the remnants of Compuserve), AOL also offers a stripped down service called Wal*Mart Connect for $9.94 a month.

      The single most disgusting thing AOL ever did was take Compu$erve and rebrand it as the entry level product for those people who were "not ready yet" for the advanced features of AOL.

      Or how they stabbed Netscape in back by signing on with Microsoft the day after announcing a deal with Netscape...

      On second thought, I guess there were lots of things they did that sucked...

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  91. Why do you want to cancel? by evil_marty · · Score: 1

    Back in the day when I used AOL, I had an unlimited account (or so I thought) where they didnt mind how much I downloaded but after 90 hours a month I would not be able to login until the next month. They didnt tell me that and the fine print I read didnt make mension of that either. "Oh well" I thought, "heck I doubt I will use that much anyways and if I do it would be towards the end of the billing cycle". I couldnt log in, I wondered "hmmm why is that? I dont think I used 90 hours, I better ring them". So I did and they guy said I used 87 hours and I answered "yes so thats not 90 hours so why am I disabled?". He couldnt answer me and told me I would have to put up with it. Well I told him I wanted to cancel my account. "Hold please". About 5 minutes later (quicker then I imagined) a lady asked "what is you reason for cancelling?" and I said "coz your service is shit!". "Oh ok, would you like us to refer you to another AOL partner ISP?" she had the nerve to ask. I just said no and hung up. No more bills. No more headaches. No more AOL.

  92. AOL's rebranded service also hard to cance;l by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AOL's rebranded services like Wal-Mart Online are also hard to cancel.

    Same crap. I've been trying to cancel mine for over a year. They keep mailing back postcards claiming my account information doesn't match their records so I can't cancel.

    What I'm gonna do instead is cancel the credit card and let them stew about it.

  93. Could it soon be called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...America Offline?

  94. Cancelled just fine by DSLAMngu · · Score: 1
    I remember earlier this year, I tried out one of those idiot "sign up to a bunch of free offers" programs to get a free PSP (stupid, I know). I signed up for a couple of AOL deals, waited for about 6 hours, and then I called to cancel. I reached the sales guy, he ran me through the three objections (if you know sales, you try to overcome 3 objections and if that doesn't work, give up) and I stuck to my guns. I said I had a campus connection at school, I had a fast Comcast connection at home, I didn't feel like paying for anything, and I only signed up to do the free PSP thing. Before he finished talking, something on their end clicked and gave me a prerecorded voice message about the service ending and me never being charged again. Then I heard the little "Goodbye!"

    After that I never had any other problems from them. No billing or anything. I just stuck to my guns long enough against the guy trying to cross-sell me stuff.

    Still didn't manage to get my PSP.

    Point is, keep staying on the line and fight until you get the prerecorded message saying that you won't be billed by AOL ever again. I had no idea people were running into so much trouble.

  95. Its definatly a loosing battle I feer by biendamon · · Score: 2, Funny

    What did you expect in a discussion centering on AOL? The spelling and punctuation associated with AOL in all its forms is inherently terrible. In fact, to even discuss language skills in the presence of an AOL discussion is to create a proverbial "blak holl" of spelling suckage.

    Sorry, but you lost (or loosed) this one before it began.

  96. I actually didn't have too many issues cancelling by SeaFox · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I called them and after waiting on hold in the retention queue for about 10 minutes got someone.

    They asked me why I wanted to cancel and I said their web browser was bloated and slow, and I preferred Firefox. They said I could minimize the AOL app and run IE if I wanted (I pointed out this didn't change the fact I was running a bloated CPU hogging program on my machine) then I said I also couldn't use my own mail program (this is before they allowed the IMAP access, so I couldn't send outgoing mail from my other email accounts since there was no outgoing SMTP server).

    "So you want to use Outlook Express for your email?"

    "No, actually I use Mozilla Thunderbird."

    "What?"

    "Mozilla Thunderbird," I said more slowly.

    "Okay" the rep said "I have no idea what you're talking about." [little giggle]

    "Perhaps we should skip this little interview then?" I answered coldly.

    Bing. Got it cancelled immediately.

    Now removing AOL, that was the hard part. I wanted to do it immediately, because they have that great EULA clause that if you sign on to AOL anytime after you cancel (which isn't hard when AOL makes itself the default everything in Windows), you're consenting to the reactivation of your service.

    I had both versions 7 and 9 installed (for some reason the v9 "updater" just installed a second copy). My hard drive must have cranked away for over 45 minutes while the uninstaller ran. But it was still in the registry somewhere. For months after that, besides the IE 6 "provided by AOL" I would see my old screenname pop up in the most unlikely places when doing filling out web forms or on AOL/Netscape pages.

  97. You think AOL is bad for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (posting anonymously for obvious reasons)

    I challenge you to try cancelling a Netzero or Juno account! Those guys will cheerfully lie through their teeth to keep a customer.

    Well, perhaps I'm a tad bitter, as I do phone tech support for this idiot company. I simply do not understand how United Online stays in business. It's almost as if they're deliberately trying to drive away customers. Requiring a proprietary dialer that constant corrupts itself, having said program use the most goddamn dumb default settings I have ever seen (Starting when the computer starts AND causing an error if the program's already running and someone tries to start it by the desktop icon! Brilliant design!), and charging for tech support by the minute are not ways to build good customer relations.

  98. Re:Tesla Coil Re:CDs by Rudeboy777 · · Score: 1

    I'm glad your first /. post got modded up. You cracked me up too, love to see more physics geeks around.

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  99. Too easy to restart service. by jensen404 · · Score: 1
    When I was canceling my grandmother's AOL service last year, the call started with an automatic voice and voice recognition. But when I couldn't tell the computer the name of my grandmother's favorite movie, I had to talk to a real person for about 30 minutes. She refused to stop telling me about new AOL features and AOL for Broadband... no matter what I said.

    The only reason I had to cancel is because it is very easy to start again. I hadn't removed all of the AOL software the last time I canceled. My mother didn't know AOL had been canceled, so she signed onto AOL. She just clicked OK on a message box that popped up, and the $23.95 a month service was restarted.

  100. I Take "Retention Calls at an AOL Call Center by uncleroot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I work in "retention" (meaning I take cancellation calls) at an AOL call center. I'm ashamed of what I do here but the money is so damn good that I'm doing it anyway, bad karma be damned.

    The "saves rate" expected of us is 65%. Incredibly, we have to get two thirds of the people calling to cancel their AOL off the phone without canceling them. This pressure to hit these numbers causes retention agents to due some pretty unscrupulous things.

    In training we are told a bunch of bullshit about the "value" of AOL. But that's not how it works when you get out onto the floor. Here's how it really works: You be a very good listener, repeat back to the member the cancellation reason as though you agree with them to give the member the feeling that you are to cancel their account. You be extremely nice to them and show empathy. This is to get them to let their guard down. Then you ask them to get a piece of paper and write down your email address and you start talking about keyword this and keyword that to confuse and distract them. Then you read the "full disclosure" which is a statement that basically says your account is not canceled. If they are not listening closely they will get off the phone with the feeling that you have cancelled the account even though you didn't.

    Once you practice and polish the technique it works amazingly well especially on people who don't speak real good english, older folks, inner city types who have little experience dealing with good salespeople, hillbillies in Alabama and people who are just plain stupid. And since they are stupid they typically don't look at their checking or credit card statements and many months may go by before they notice that AOL is hitting them for $23.90 a month in automatic withdrawals. Do the math. It's a lot of money for AOL.

    I am ashamed of myself. But my last job was tech support and I made $9.75 and hour. Here I make about $28 an hour. As soon as I save enough for a down payment for a house I'm getting out of here.

    1. Re:I Take "Retention Calls at an AOL Call Center by Jesus+IS+the+Devil · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, whether you like it or not, you are part of the problem, regardless of how you're trying to justify it. If you feel this practice is immoral, you should quit right away. In fact, part of your salary comes from these coerced cancellation cancellations (if there's such a phrase).

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    2. Re:I Take "Retention Calls at an AOL Call Center by mildgift · · Score: 1

      Would some capitalist like to defend this? Personally, I symathize with the toad. Business is business, and the key to a profitable business is sales. That's always number one. After that, you have things like value, customer service, keeping employees, producing things, being kind to people, and other things that steal dollars from the bottom line.

    3. Re:I Take "Retention Calls at an AOL Call Center by whi5p · · Score: 1

      Another perspective is that you are immoral. I appreciate your telling us all about it (but I don't trust you to tell the truth) You have no idea who these people are, they could be sick and actually be in need of this money you deprive them of.
      Your 'technique' is deception. Kinda like a leech that leaves its disembodied head under the skin as you pull its body away in disgust.

      Enjoy that house! I hope some insurance agent screws you over on a claim that you "thought" was covered.

    4. Re:I Take "Retention Calls at an AOL Call Center by bwalling · · Score: 1

      Personally, I symathize with the toad. Business is business, and the key to a profitable business is sales

      Confusing and misleading a person isn't sales. Read his post again - he's making people think he cancelled their account without actually saying that he did it. AOL is just collecting a few more payments before they notice they are still getting billed. That's dishonest. It has nothing to do with sales.

    5. Re:I Take "Retention Calls at an AOL Call Center by FabCon5 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Have you ever done anything useful in your life?

    6. Re:I Take "Retention Calls at an AOL Call Center by spx · · Score: 1

      I completly understand, I did telesales for quite sometime, and when my sons father and I spilt, I was forced to pay new bills with whatever means possible. I heard tons of stories about people wanting to cancel and were unable to. At one time, Time Warner hired a company I worked for (who also did jobs that people who just had kids, their hospital pictures....addresses/names were sold so we could send them 'baby toys'), Aol just hired us for a survey call, but it uped my rate an hour to something that I really needed at the time. I called and said: Have you used aol in the past week? What for: email/research/other I got alot of mothers going 'my son took my credit card, and made 10 more screen names, why am I being charged this, when I call to cancel, YOU DONT CANCEL me'. I know its your job and everything, and if they are not clear as to what you are saying (alot of past jobs including the 'with your prem. can i record the following....' then I can deal with it, however I am happy their getting fined too.

    7. Re:I Take "Retention Calls at an AOL Call Center by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      interesting message history you've got there. You seem to work for AOL, SBC, and be forerly employed in many different places. Are you just joshing us?

    8. Re:I Take "Retention Calls at an AOL Call Center by mkcmkc · · Score: 1
      Er, I think you're being pedantic. It's not "sales", of course, but "profit". This is the only metric by which our businesses are truly measured, and therefore it's the only principle by which they are guided. "Honesty" is just a PR angle.

      Mike

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    9. Re:I Take "Retention Calls at an AOL Call Center by Godeke · · Score: 1

      Oh, for the mod points to give you "+5 unveiling slimeballs" for that one.

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    10. Re:I Take "Retention Calls at an AOL Call Center by uncleroot · · Score: 1

      Not much. I'm an adult living with Asperger's Syndrome http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_Syndrome so my job prospects are rather limited. When I took the job I had no idea what I was getting into but I'm still here because of the checks and I damn near starved doing that dsl tech support job.

    11. Re:I Take "Retention Calls at an AOL Call Center by An.+(Coward) · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am ashamed of myself. But my last job was tech support and I made $9.75 and hour. Here I make about $28 an hour. As soon as I save enough for a down payment for a house I'm getting out of here.

      Good, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. What you're doing--not AOL, the faceless corporate entity, but you, personally--is deliberate fraud. The fact that you feel shame means nothing as long as you keep doing it. If we lived in a just society, you, your coworkers, and the executives who've viewed this as acceptable business practices would all be rotting in jail for it. But we don't. So I can do is hope that whatever house you buy, with the stolen money you receive from the people you cheat, is always as cold and empty as your heart.

    12. Re:I Take "Retention Calls at an AOL Call Center by FabCon5 · · Score: 1

      My post - my first post on SD - was extremely asshole-ish and self-complacent, i knew that 5 minutes after posting, and that has nothing to to with what you wrote in this reply. I hoped it would stay unnoticed, but it didnt. My apologies.

    13. Re:I Take "Retention Calls at an AOL Call Center by mildgift · · Score: 1

      You can't have a profit if you don't have a sale. The profit is the "proof in the pudding" that your overall business structure is sound, but, if you can't sell it (call it sales or marketing -- whatever) then you won't have the profit.

      Some things sell themselves (food, mariujuana, alcohol, and sex, for example) but most things require a little sales pitch to create some demand.

    14. Re:I Take "Retention Calls at an AOL Call Center by mildgift · · Score: 1

      The sale is the transaction, not the motivation behind it or the ethical content of what went before the transaction. That's what his entire point it, I think. He's in this situation because a fraction AOL business is built around fraud, and in such a business (as in any business) the profit centers (sales, retention, etc.) make the most money, and the money pits (tech support) get paid the least. Business is often about a little lie that everyone's getting a fair slice of the pie they helped to bake. In fact, it's based around how hungry people are for pie, and how much BS they're willing to put up with to get a slice.

    15. Re:I Take "Retention Calls at an AOL Call Center by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apologizing? On Slashdot? Way to go, man.

    16. Re:I Take "Retention Calls at an AOL Call Center by QuadEddie · · Score: 1

      uncleroot is right, there's a lot of pressure put on "retention" to make what's called a "save". I don't know how it is now, but guys in the past would make the token effort of a few free months, and if you still wanted to cancel, they would say you were cancelled, but not cancel you and they'd get $5 a save. So when the person called up next time (after they realized they weren't cancelled) another rep had a chance to pull the $5 save trick again. Upper management has plausable deniability and reps (that come and go all the time) get their reward.

      I really think it's worth the feds looking into AOL, one of the biggest ISPs and cracking down on this practice. 1.25 million is a laughable sum in comparison to the length of time this has been going on (almost 10 years).

    17. Re:I Take "Retention Calls at an AOL Call Center by ultracool · · Score: 1

      This is going to come back and haunt you someday.

    18. Re:I Take "Retention Calls at an AOL Call Center by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, if you got hit by a bus and killed on your way from work, it wouldn't sadden me at all.

    19. Re:I Take "Retention Calls at an AOL Call Center by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh, come on. That's not even real, it's made up like ADD. I have all the symptoms listed there and I don't whine about it impeding my life ability. I enjoy creating new words, have the same issues listed on that page, but I take responsibility for my own life, actions, and consequences.

      What a load of shit. I could say I have it too, there, look, I am living with this incurable problem!!! Woe is meee!

      You fucking loser, get on with your life and stop blaming a non-existent problem. Shrinks can convince you/your family/themselves of anything, especially that some (relatively) new fad (1981) is a real problem.

      Fuck I hate people like you, stop being such a pansy and take control of your life!

    20. Re:I Take "Retention Calls at an AOL Call Center by phocion · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, I'm sorry I didn't fall in the 65% for whoever I talked to the other day. OK, I'm not really sorry but I'm working on that tact thing. I'd used AOL since probably 1994. Was it the greatest ISP. No, but it worked. Now that I've got broadband (and wifi and...) I decided that it was finally time to lay my AOL account to rest for good. It had been resting for a few months unused anyway. It wasn't all that hard IMHO. I got the hard sell on how valuable their security features are and replied how I already have separate and better sources for all their protection services. I was offered a "new" rate of 5 bucks less than the current one. No thanks. I was told how I can keep my screen name and AOL email even after I cancel using their now free web email. Great, I'd been wondering where I'd find enough spam to get me through the day. Seriously, I'll be watching my account closely to see if AOL is truly canceled, but so far it wasn't as bad as trying to cancel out of those CDs by mail services! Columbia House! BMG! Ahhhhhh!

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    21. Re:I Take "Retention Calls at an AOL Call Center by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In his/her defense, there are probably an equal number of people (or more) trying to defraud AOL daily. Customers pay the bills, but they can all go to hell too, for all I care. I just wouldn't ever tell them that to their face.

      Fuck. If I have to listen to one more dumbass bitch about why her bush hurts today, I'm gonna fucking snap.

  101. Very interesting. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    Mod Parent UP!! Very interesting. I didn't know that AOL was pulling that with the CDs, as well.

    I wonder about Ted Turner. Why did he sell to that old grey horse of a company Time-Warner?

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  102. Another example of why big corporations suck by nysus · · Score: 1

    You are an upper level executive at AOL. You can:

    a) bust your ass for the next 20 to 30 years building your company and its reputation so that it can survive for several decades and serve society and future generations well.

    b) take advantage of your company's good reputation, become unscrupulous, and make an easy killing for yourself with the huge bonuses generated and walk away with bags of cash before the shit hits the fan.

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    ---Technology will liberate us if it doesn't enslave us first.

  103. Why AOL got big by mildgift · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They got big because their software took care of a number of problems. First, their much hated DLLs got the people online, when the standard networking on Windows (and Mac) machines were not easy to configure (or to use to tunnel IP). Networking was focused on the LAN, and auto-configuring workgroup LANs. Remember that it took til around 1998 until the two big OSs had really functional "network installation wizards" for ISPs. Also, both MS and Apple had their own online services circa 1996-1998, and had little incentive to help their future competition operate well on their operating systems.

    (Even today, many companies have alternative network dialers for their customers. It's still that tough to get online, and there's still value in making it easy. The future will belong to the company that introduces no-configuration networking boxes that combine the router, managed firewall, and modem.)

    The other thing AOL did correctly was put chat rooms and instant messaging into the core of their service. Other online services focused on message boards and treated chats as a secondary service. AOL went whole-hog for scheduled chats with famous people.

    The facts are simple. People want to chat with each other in real time. The majority of regular people don't feel confident about their writing. The vast majority are intimidated by message boards frequented by college grads who write well. AOL, by having lousy message boards (they are garbage) and being a lousy place for bookish people, helped create an environment that was perceived as less hostile to their target market of average people.

    Also, unlike the current internet, the high cost of AOL actually improved the quality of the users, at least in the chats. I think that was a happy accident for them. The Usenet and internet were great until the mid 90s, then it all went to hell. The exorbitant $25 per month fee and "silence the obnoxious" anti-free-speech policies of AOL served to keep the service a little more civil than the open services on the internet.

    These are market forces in action.

    Also, for all the disses against AOL software, it does outdo the web in some respects. For one, it has a better caching mechanism, so pages are downloaded only once. This improves overall responsiveness. The bookmarking is a little less confusing, because the authors use better titles. The "few features, big buttons" interface is easy to learn, even when they violate every GUI rule known to interface-dom.

    I am not a big AOL user, though I did use it for work, and also played with it for a year or so just to see why it was so popular. It was okay. It's its own thing. Before you get the wrong impression of me, I've been online since the mid 80s, and have written networking software, so, please... I'm not a fool, but just a user trying to look at this dispassionately.

    1. Re:Why AOL got big by gcatullus · · Score: 1

      In 1994, when I left grad school I wanted email. I used my powerbook to dial up to Apple's online service. The service was absobed into AOL, so that's where I ended up. I agree that AOL's exorbitant fee kept their service civil, but the exorbitant fee that cut out the crap was $4.95 per hour. When you had to pay that much, you took things seriously. At the time I knew people who had $300.00 a month AOL habits. Ironically, what casued the "internet" to become popular was AOL's unlimited plan. But with popularity comes crap.

  104. I feel your pain by CaptainZapp · · Score: 1
    Why should a new customer get a person on the phone right away, and someone who wants to cancel service must wait a long time?

    That's one of the dirty secrets of call center queue management. Even though your airline/phone company/bank/crappy internet provider will probably deny this they do prioritize customer calls.

    For a phone company this is pretty simple, provided that you call from a number, which they can identify. Airlines usually have specific numbers for their SuperPlatinumSpaceZoomFlyer class of customers and how seedy internet purveyors do it, well, you found out the hard way.

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  105. NOT JUST AOL!!! by Sooner+Boomer · · Score: 1

    I got dialup service from Highstream.net for my mother. It was about the only dialup service available in her town. She didn't use the service for more than a year (she was scared off the internet by all the horror stories of viruses, zombies, and spam). I tried to cancel the service. I sent e-mail, snail-mail, and made phone calls. I complained to my credit card company. Highstream denied any knowledge. I sent them copies of the e-mail with headers, and the return receipts from the registered mail, and forwarded copies to the credit card compny. Only after threatening lawsuits did they cancel the billings. I deleted all traces of the dial-up info from the computer so no mistakes could be made and incure additional charges. Sad that they have to do business this way.

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  106. Re:Tesla Coil Re:CDs by matt4077 · · Score: 1

    You just use html. There is a list with "Allowed HTML" below the textarea.

  107. Your AOL delay can be easily explained by dascandy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They hire one person for new applications and around a hundred for people wanting to get off.

  108. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scientist found sun to be hot. More at 11...

  109. Not just AOL - Tiscalli is a pain as will by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I had a dial up contract with Tiscalli and tried canceling when I got broadband. When I rang up, they insisted that the only way they could cancel was if I told them the order reference that came with the paperwork when I took out the service. Since this was several years ago I did not have the paperwork, but no matter what information I could give them, they could not tell me that order reference, and so I could not cancel. I did talk to my bank about blocking payment, which they were happy to do, but warned me that Tiscalli could then give me a bad credit for non-payment of bills. I finally resolved it by pretending I was just ringing up to get the order reference 'for my accountant to complete my tax returns'. They gave me the order reference straight away. Possibly someone more cynical than me would claim that they were deliberately putting artificial barriers in the way of customers canceling their service, but I could not possibly comment.

  110. AOL Fast Cancellation by ear1grey · · Score: 1

    A couple of years ago I had an AOL dialup account that I no longer needed because I was switching to ADSL. I called the helpdesk and explained that I had ADSL arriving in 21 days so I'd like to cancel my contract effective from that date, or as soon as possible after, but not before.

    The helpdesk guy told me I'd need to email the request, and if memory serves me correctly I was told to send the message to cancel@aol.com. I asked why I couldn't cancel over the phone, but helpdesk-guy was adamant that nobody on the helpdesk could assist me and that I had to use the email.

    So I emailed them, detailing when I'd like the account to be terminated.

    The next time I tried dialing up I couldn't login, so I called the helpdesk.

    "Well sir, you sent a mail to the cancellation address so your account has been terminated."

    They were, of course, happy to set up a new contract with new terms and conditions and a new minimum period before cancellation. I declined their generous offer.

  111. That's nothing... by Harlow_B_Ashur · · Score: 1

    we're still trying to cancel out VAXen service agreement!

  112. Offering a free iPod? Don't bitch when I accept... by Dogtanian · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I imagine it had more to do with the hundreds of thousands of obnoxious free ipod chasers signing up for accounts and then cancelling them.

    If AOL got involved with the Free iPods scheme and got their fingers burnt, tough **** for them. They (and others involved in the scheme) are saying to people "Free iPod! Free iPod!". It's their business scheme; they rely on the ease of exit to bait people into it. They should't whine when it backfires and people decide to exit instead of remaining signed up to a number of crappy services that they were obliged to subscribe to in order to receive their "Free iPod" (*).

    They can change the conditions if they like; of course, fewer people might sign up then, but that's their problem.

    I don't always like the "Your business scheme sucks; not my problem" as an excuse to screw over businesses, but in this case they're promoting a "Free iPod", and they shouldn't ******* bitch if that's what people expect. That doesn't make people "obnoxious" if they try to obtain what was promised by following the rules (though it does if they put spam in their /. sigs about it).

    Frankly, if I thought it was worth my time to play the scheme, I would. If AOL were misled about how the scheme worked, they should sue the promoters. Either way, you can't blame the end users.

    (*) Matter of fact, the commonly-accepted modern use of the term by businesses and manufacturers is misleading in my opinion, because it's not "free" from obligation.

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  113. Re:Tesla Coil Re:CDs by saider · · Score: 2, Funny

    My dad used to tell me that you could turn off a lawnmower by pissing on the sparkplug. Fortuneately I am the skeptical type (probably due to my father's joking nature) which prevented me from trying it out.

    But my friend's father didn't share his sense of humor.

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  114. Not just AOL and nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although the local AOL center runs frequent ads for "Membership Retention Consultants", this is nothing new.

    Nor is AOL the only service provider where cancelling an account is as much fun as performing root canal on oneself without anesthetics. My first ISP was "IBM" (the actually licensed a 3d party). Getting rid of that account required 6 months of consant vigilance to ensure that it didn't revive itself and start billing all over again. Ditto CompuServe. And, of course, they bill for the time you don't use. Often plus an extra month just for good measure.

    I absolutely refuse to get a cell phone or sign up for any sort of cable or satellite TV service because if my job gets outsourced again, the LAST thing I want to do is fight my way out of a bunch of financial obligations each of which is practically a full-time job to be shut of.

  115. Zeros are round and fat compared to ones.... by Daytona955i · · Score: 1

    manager/sales type explains to the engineers:
    "Let me explain what video compression is..."

    Dilbert: "Would you stop if I pointed out that everyone in this room except you is an electrical engineer?"

    manager/sales type: "Zeros are round and fat compared to ones..."

    Dilbert: "I'm begging you..."

  116. Hmmm... by macthulhu · · Score: 1

    Now if we (Time Warner) could just cancel the merger...

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  117. Re:Has it started? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While we're on the subject, is there any way under the sun to cancel or delete a slashdot account? (Not a subscription, just an ordinary user account.)

    No way? I didn't think so.

  118. Re:Offering a free iPod? Don't bitch when I accept by labratuk · · Score: 1

    They weren't offering a free iPod. They were offering a premium to companies that could get new customers to sign up. These companies got prospecive iPod owners to sign up several times and then passed on some of the revenue generated as a free iPod.

    Of course, 99% of the time that didn't happen because of course it was a complete crock of shit.

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  119. How I Canceled My AOL Account (10 Years Ago) by aquatone282 · · Score: 1

    Don't pay your bill.

    Works every time.

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    What?
    1. Re:How I Canceled My AOL Account (10 Years Ago) by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      Maybe 10 years ago. Now, AOL requires a credit card on signup, even for the free service.

      You must register a credit card, and have a charge authorization pre-approved before they'll let you dial in. Period.

      Not that I've *ever* signed up with AOL, nor would I ever consider it. I had told people in my office (who are cancelling AOL on my recommendation) to not pay the bill, but they told me that they had already given their credit card info.

      I attempted to sign up for a trial account with false info, and sure enough, it demanded a credit card.

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  120. You just cant cancel huh? by spx · · Score: 1

    I understand that the sales side wants to do everything possible to keep the customer, and even sometimes using the less of moral ways to do so, but it is the customers job to listen to what is being said on the other side of the phone. Alot of call centers will tell all employees to use LAST as a way to stop a problem from becoming a compliant or cancelation (Listen attetively, Apologize for the inconvenience and express concern, Satisfy the customer and add vaule , and Thank the customer for taking the time to speak with you and the chance to make things right). Many companies that either do out sourced work (like one of my last) will go through a script so that everything is in place to make the sale, the workers are trained with constant rebuttels for just about anything you can think of, and if they cant answer, they will direct you to someone (another dept.) that can. If you dont pay attention and you dont listen, and you do allow the (sales rep/cancel person) to take over complete power to the call (which is their traning) then your screwed. They will talk fast, assume you have no questions and are not listening. Not always is there fine print, which I can understand, but when you are being charged for something and you have no idea why, assume its because you didnt pay attention in the first place. No, I am not a aol sales rep, but I have been in sales for way too long and seeing this as just the companys fault is just a lazy answer to a huge problem that most just dont want to admit their own fault. Yes they will coax you into something you dont want, they are in sales, and just because you think this is immoral for someone to work for a cancel dept. thats your opinion, but as mine in the past, I was just trying to support my son on a 1 person income. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do, just make sure you are awake and alert when its all going down.

  121. Please Widen the Investigation! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AOL is just one of many folks doing this. My latest experience was with BlueMountain--the guy on the other end was unbelievable--he just wouldn't give up no matter how angry I got. I remember a bad exerience with Real years ago and that tainted my view of them forever. A few years ago my group was discussing a partnership with them and I was dead set against it figuring that if they treated everyone that way it would negatively impact our postitive customer image. Another question: why is it only Spitzer is going after these folks? It's not like we don't have other aggressive politicians here in the northeast.

  122. New campaign slogan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AOL, so difficult to cancel no wonder its number one.

  123. What I don't understand... by solomonrex · · Score: 1

    AOL is losing its customer base to broadband. Broadband is mostly distributed via cable, and the most popular service is RoadRunner. Roadrunner is a Time Warner service. Time Warner owns AOL. They're losing their money to themselves. Why don't they integrate? This is ridiculous.

  124. Nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had an AOL account years ago so I could chat with my mom. Eventually I wanted to cancel it. The first time I called they told me I might be charged for another month, and if it happened to call them and they'd refund it. Many months and runarounds later, I was still being charged. I ended up paying for six months of service I didn't want and finally ended up having to cancel the credit card it was on.

  125. Sure, we're happy to get caught! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out what their spokesperson said.

    "AOL is pleased to reach an agreement with the state attorney general of New York," Graham said, adding that it enhances the relationship AOL has with a certain segment of its members.

    Oh yeah, it ENHANCES their relationship with that segment of their members who want to TERMINATE the relationship. Let's think of this in human terms: your girlfriend wants to dump you, and you keep calling her, showing up for dates, etc, as though you never heard what she was saying.

    When she finally gets a restraining order on you, you tell your friends that this restraining order will enhance your relationship with her, in that she'll no longer need to fear for her safety.

    What crap.

    "We've been caught red-handed, screwing people who already don't like us and charging them for what they don't want. Sure, we're happy about it!"

  126. Loses business by massysett · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I don't know when these companies will ever learn that making cancellation difficult merely costs them business. People might have a myriad of reasons for cancelling AOL and, believe it or not, hating AOL is only one of those reasons. Perhaps they are moving out of the country, getting DSL, or don't need Internet access anymore. If AOL made it easier for these people to cancel (e.g. ONLINE) then at least these former customers would recommend AOL to someone else.

    Instead, they force people to wait on hold and then argue with some dumb rep. After that, NO ONE would recommend AOL to anyone.

    I had a similar experience with Vonage. Their service deteriorated; I wanted to cancel. Maybe I would have recommended that other people try Vonage. But after they forced me to wait on hold to cancel, I tell everyone I know to stay the hell away from Vonage.

    Netflix, on the other hand, makes cancellation easy. Do it anytime, on the Internet. Maybe one day I'll just get tired of watching movies. "Netflix is great," I would tell my friends. "I saw so many movies that I just got tired of movies. But I wholeheartedly recommend them." Their easy cancellation policy is one reason I signed up for Netflix.

    One tip: get a credit card from MBNA. They have disposable credit card numbers. If you want to cancel a recurring service, just kill off the credit card number.

  127. Funniest thing is, Scott Adams uses AOL email ;P by Seng · · Score: 1

    Go look up his web page & send him a comment, check out where it goes.

  128. Don't Do Direct Debit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A classic example of why you don't sign up for direct debit with any of your creditors or providers.

    It's just as easy to set up recurring payments from your bank account, initiated by your bank. Then it all it takes is a password and two clicks to shut them down.

    Automated billing to you credit card isn't great, but it's better than direct debit. At least the CC company has a dispute process that works for you in legitmate cases. If you have to sign up for something on line with a credit card, call their customer service after a month or so (assuming you're going to keep it) and arrange to have it changed to a bill. Then set up your automated payment.

    1. Re:Don't Do Direct Debit! by Kevin+DeGraaf · · Score: 1

      A classic example of why you don't sign up for direct debit with any of your creditors or providers.

      It's just as easy to set up recurring payments from your bank account, initiated by your bank. Then it all it takes is a password and two clicks to shut them down.


      And how exactly is my bank supposed to know the amount of each month's electric bill, gas bill, cell phone bill, or anything else that varies?

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  129. Re:Offering a free iPod? Don't bitch when I accept by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    Okay; now you're confusing me. Who are "they"? The people who run the Free iPod scheme?

    Don't they get paid by the companies like AOL who gain new "customers" (they wish), give the end-users a free iPod and pocket the difference?

    At any rate, if AOL chose to get involved in that scheme it's their business, not the end user's...

    And do you mean that 99% of the time, the user didn't get the iPod, or the companies didn't get their customers?

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  130. Yikes. by Jakeypants · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of the awkward call I made to cancel my free AOL service that I was running for around a year. (Back in the day, if you kept calling saying that you were trying to make up your mind, they'd give you another free three months).

    I thought that they were just going to ask for my phone number or something when I wanted to cancel for good, but no, they wanted the master screen name.

    AOL: OK, and your screen name, please?
    Jakeypants: Umm... uhhh... well... JesusDied4MyPnis...

  131. Hopefully this generalizes. by mutterc · · Score: 1
    I'd love to see this kind of punishment generalized to other companies. AOL is by far not the only company whose business model includes auto-recurring billing and difficult cancellation.

    My optimist side hopes that this lawsuit will be seen as a deterrent by other companies, and the practice will wither away. Alternatively, maybe some other AGs will jump on the bandwagon, and enough companies will get publically smacked for this behavior to form a deterrent.

  132. Yep by Bohemoth2 · · Score: 1

    And Charter just hired some loser from AOL to run th e company. Ithink i'll be a dish man from now on.

  133. Re:Tesla Coil Re:CDs by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
    2^4*5^4*7*13: first prime factorization post on the new guy. Welcome aboard, and here's your hot Soviet grits. Down with Bill, up with Apple, and go Rutan!

    Did I miss anything important?

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  134. For a shameful period in my life by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    I had AOL for three months (highspeed was not yet available in the area).
    When I went to cancel, they offered me six free months to stay. I said "fine, but I really won't use it." but the person was adamant. I guess I could have been tougher and just said cancel it. Six months later, they tried to offer me another six months. I told them I had ZERO activity for the past six months. Finally after a few minutes they agreed to cancel. My cousin has been using AOL for years and never paid them one red cent.

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  135. Re:Get a debit credit card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One can purchase a credit card that acts as a
    debit card. That is one allocates a certain
    amount of money to the purchased credit card
    (CC# and includes security code), then one
    uses that card to purchase or pay for things.
    When the credit card is empty ($0.00), then
    the card is disabled. It doesn't affect your
    credit history, no interest charges -- nothing.
    These can be purchased at Radio Shack. The only
    drawback is that there is a $15.00 activation
    fee, plus a $4.95 monthly fee to have the card.
    This makes it expensive for small dollar amounts,
    but eliminates all the other headaches. In fact,
    a neighbor of mine is purchasing internet service
    with this since he doesn't have a bank account,
    credit card, debit card and poor credit. Everything else, he purchases with money orders
    which charge $5.00 fees to cash paychecks.

  136. Not likely anything to do with recent numbers... by TemporalBeing · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I signed up for AOL to use the Free time (90 days, 45 days, etc.) a few years back. At the end of the trial period I would call in to cancel. Almost every time it was difficult to cancel the service, and would take serveral attempts. At one point I couldn't afford Internet, and it worked to my advantage as the reps would give me free time to keep me on. I figured it was likely that they were hoping I would forget to call at the end of the extended time and be charged, but as long as kept calling back in, the kept extending it. They even switched me from AOL to Netscape Online (same service, but older versions of the AOL software) to CompuServe.

    From what I heard (rumor), the techs were held accountable for losing accounts, so they would do anything to keep from having an account disappear on their watch. Bad policy, and I don't know how AOL could afford such a policy unless enough people would really forget to make it worth it.

    In any regards, I am certainly glad that they are being held accountable for it.

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  137. Ouch by lorcha · · Score: 1
    I've canceled AOL probably 3 or 4 times (thanks for all the free trials! I'm sorry it takes me so many attempts to do a thorough evaluation. It's pure coincidence that my evaluations happen at a time when I have use for a temporary, free dialup internet connection.) and I have never had a retention guy attempt that with me.

    If this represents the type of retention practices that are going on, it's little wonder that state attorneys general are getting involved in the matter.

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  138. Cancelling-AOL-HOWTO by lorcha · · Score: 2, Informative
    The following is the most painless way to cancel America Online service:
    1. Compose the following letter:

      Your name
      Your address
      Your city, State and ZIP code

      xx/xx/xxxx

      Dear America Online-
      I wish to cancel my America Online account, effective immediately. My screen name is: screenname.

      Please confirm in writing that you have cancelled my account, as set forth in section 7 of the America Online Member Agreement.

      Sincerely,

      Your name

    2. Insert letter in an envelope and seal.
    3. Place first class postage stamp on envelope
    4. Send it via US Mail to

      America Online, Inc.
      PO Box 17100
      Jacksonville, FL 32245-7100

    5. Alternatively, you may FAX the letter to

      (904) 232-4879

    Sure, it costs you the price of a postage stamp or a 1 minute long-distance call, but if you place any value on your time at all, you will come out way ahead using this method.
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  139. Unaffordable Ethics by srobert · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds like you're really bothered by the ethics of what you have to do to earn a livable wage. I was in sales once and had a similar experience. I still feel guilty about selling solar energy equipment to people who live where there wasn't enough sunshine for the systems to ever pay for themselves. But I had to eat. A growing number of Americans are finding themselves in that situation.
      But you should know this. After you buy a house, you'll need even more money; insurance, taxes, maintenance, furniture, utilities, etc. I have some energy saving equipment that I think will benefit you enormously. It will save you a great deal of money in energy costs. If you don't want to purchase, there's no obligation. Just send me a letter explaining why you don't wish to take advantage of my offer. Make the letter on a 3x5 index card in handwritten block letters in blue ink.

  140. AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The strong-arm AOL tactic isn't surprising. They are way too expensive for BroadBand anyway so no wonder people are migrating to other services. Just as an aside note; I cancelled AOL after 5 years (what did I know) and switched to a DSL service. I still have friends on AOL and they cannot get email from my website email address -- AOL says it's SPAM, which it certainly is not!! It's just a simple website, no ads, just me, some writing and pics. I tried to fix the problem with them through calls and clicking here and clicking there but there were too many SENSELESS hoops to jump through so I just use my DSL address. STUPID SHITS.

  141. funny story by AxemRed · · Score: 3, Funny

    One night when I was house sitting my grandma's house, where there was only a dial up connection, I got bored and started drinking. After about 6 beers, I found an AOL disk and decided to install. I screwed around with it for a few hours and went to sleep.

    I obviously didn't want the account, so I called a few days later to cancel it. They completely refused to close it. They basically told me that I had to wait the remainder of my free month to cancel the account. Not wanting to do this, I straight up told them that I signed up for the account when I was drunk and bored, and I never planned on using it. The AOL guy told me (dead seriously) that what I did was "extremely dangerous" and I could get myself in "a lot of trouble" doing things like that. He said that if I ever did that again, there could be "serious consequences."

    Needless to say, I took extra care to watch my credit card at the end of the month to make sure they didn't charge anything.

    1. Re:funny story by gone.fishing · · Score: 1

      You see it really did have serious consiquences. You were drunk and that reduced you to the level of becoming an AOL user. This is PROOF that drinking kills brain cells!

      You are lucky, when you sobered up you were able to remember the event and call and cancel service. What on earth would have happened had you passed out and didn't recall doing this? It could have involved serious consiquences, you could have been a longer term AOL member!

      For your saftey, for those people you love, stop drinking now before you lose too many brain cells and become a permament AOL subscriber! Man you are already living too close to the edge.

      For your own well being, I hope someone takes your CD-ROM drive away!

  142. How to deal with call centers like that. by Animats · · Score: 1

    Start by saying "This conversation is being recorded for quality control purposes. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law. Please give your full name and location".

  143. Ha! This is nothing... by Cinematique · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Back in 2000, I was using AOL on top of Earthlink dial-up... it was pretty nice... $10 for as many hours as I wanted...

    then I received a bill for like $200.00, IIRC.

    Turns out that my account was somehow switched from BYOA $10/unlimited/month to $10/5hrs/month + $6 for every hour over the initial 5. Mind you, I set up screen names for the rest of my family... 50-hour months were not out of the ordinary...

    At any rate, I called AOL, explained that I had been a member for a good year or two, and that the change was obviously a mistake since we had used roughly the same amount of time each month... "why would I make a change to pay more?"

    Since I said an unauthorized change was made to my account, I was almost automatically transferred to AOL's fraud dept.

    The person I spoke to from the fraud department emphatically denied that anyone but me could have possibly made the changes and was very blunt - I would be paying the whole charge. Oh, and it had already been billed to my credit card... "have a nice day."

    I immediately asked to talk to her supervisor but got the same spiel.

    Pissed... I called my credit card company. The rep I reached was awesome... she treated it as though my credit card was physically stolen. In effect, she prevented AOL (or anyone else, for that matter) from charging against my account. Then, she marked the account to prevent AOL from making a charge in the event that the $200 bill had already gone onto my "pending charges."

    Ready to play ball, I called AOL back...

    I ended up talking with a supervisor who was generously willing to cut my bill in half and offered an apology for the whole mess. Mock-worried... I whined that cutting my bill in half was pointless because I had already been charged.

    Miraculously, the guy was able to issue a credit to my account for about a hundred dollars... despite the fact that it had been closed for about an hour at that point. Oh, and I hadn't been charged for the $200 yet. w00t.

    When everything was said and done, I wound up actually getting the "refund" and was never charged for the erroneous $200 AOL bill.

    I'm not sure what was worth more to me... the extra cash... or the sweet satisfaction of knowing I screwed them for trying to screw me.

  144. Re:Tesla Coil Re:CDs by ultranova · · Score: 1

    2^4*5^4*7*13: first prime factorization post on the new guy. Welcome aboard, and here's your hot Soviet grits. Down with Bill, up with Apple, and go Rutan!

    Did I miss anything important?

    Yes. You forgot to add "I'll be modded down for this", and therefore your attempt to appear a cool, individual thinker who is above Slashdot's hive mentality failed to get +5 Insightful.

    Don't worry, thought, I'll help you: mod parent down !

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  145. What was the issue? by 1ucius · · Score: 1

    I suppose this is more of a post about CNET than AOL, but what does "make it unduly difficult, to cancel their service" mean? Is AOL getting fined because they offered a free months of service to angry customers'? If so, every business in existance is in trouble; offering discounts to angry customers is standard operating procedure. Or did AOL do something more?

    I haven't had AOL service for 8-10 years. IIRC, they asked why I wanted to leave, then offered (another) free month, then did-the-deed. Canceling my Qwest phone service was far, far more difficult.

  146. Re:Tesla Coil Re:CDs by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

    Oooh! Good call. I probably should have also thrown in "a Beowulf cluster of Bushes is stupid" for guaranteed moderation Nirvana. Thanks for the pointer!

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  147. Re:Tesla Coil Re:CDs by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

    Must... resist... temptation...

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  148. Re:Tesla Coil Re:CDs by FragHARD · · Score: 1

    Oh great now were are gonig to be slashdotted.

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    FragHARD or don't frag at all
  149. Re:Tesla Coil Re:CDs by FragHARD · · Score: 1

    You could also hit the spark plug with a hammer to shut the engine down!

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    FragHARD or don't frag at all
  150. My experience with AOL Cancelation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I was tight for money running a startup consulting business, and I needed a dial up service. So I used the AOL $400 bonus deal. I knew that I would get reamed financially, but it made sense given the profit that $400 would net.

    Once my contract expired I called to cancel. Over two weeks, and three calls, I got these results:
    1. On hold for 45 minutes. The CS rep hung up on me when I insisted on canceling.
    2. On hold for 1 hour, I hung up.
    3. On hold for 30 minutes, I hung up.

    I knew that cancellation should be few clicks online. So I reported AOL to the BBB, canceled the card that AOL was using for billing, and gave all of the honest companies my new credit card number.

    I was expecting to fight a collection attempt, but I never heard from them again.
  151. Re:Tesla Coil Re:CDs by lostchicken · · Score: 1

    I usually just dump the oil out of it. The smell lets me know when it's off.

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  152. Re:Tesla Coil AOL CDs by goldenorfe · · Score: 1

    I've got a Tesla-cooked AOL CD on the wall next to me. It was fried by a quarter of a million volts from my friend's Tesla coil. The plastic is fine, but the metal was all vapourised away.

    My friend also cooked a windows CD through the still-sealed box. There is just a little bit melted on each side of the box (he only needed the licence, not the CD).

  153. Re:Tesla Coil Re:CDs by FragHARD · · Score: 1

    Ohhhh, you mean your supposed to leave the oil in there....I thought it was just for shipping -- you know to protect it from rust on the boat from china :-O

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  154. Re:Tesla Coil Re:CDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    New meaning to the term 'Hot Dog' ???

  155. Jay "The Male Guy" Lovsitt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    buddy, you've hurt more people than you can imagine. shame on you for working for such a sleazebag company.

  156. The real Impact... by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1

    will be on all the other asswipes out there that have the same crap to deal with for cancellations. This move by Spitzer, against a former high-flyer, and a 'still' household name, will send a clear message to all the others out there.

  157. Report 'Em to the FTC As Well as the BBB & FC by ArizonaJer · · Score: 2, Informative
    I also had a recent bad experience trying to get off of AOL. Short version: I called to cancel. The operator said she would and then she continued my subscription.

    I sent them a sharply worded letter of complaint and cancellation, but a friend of mine who teaches telecommunication law recommended I go beyond that and register a complaint with the Federal Trade Commission in addition to the more obvious choices of the BBB and the FCC. It seems like a good way to get AOL's attention.

    Incidentally, the BBB now has a nice automated system on line for filing complaints against AOL or any other misbehaving business.

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  158. Re:Tesla Coil Re:CDs by punkass · · Score: 1

    Touche...

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  159. Re:aol and GNAA join forces by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LMFAO

  160. AOL CLASS ACTION CLASS ACTION CLASS ACTION ASS AOL by newpath4comVersion2 · · Score: 0

    I SMELL A AOL CLASS ACTION CLASS ACTION CLASS ACTION CLASS. My my my my. Seems like what GOES AROUND COMES AROUND. I seem to recall my young son signing up mistakenly as the Main Account some years ago and pasting my ex for a full year. As I recall, it was WITHDRAWN FROM HER ACCOUNT IN ONE FELL SWOOP.

  161. Broaden your horizons by QMO · · Score: 1

    "A growing number of Americans are finding themselves in that situation"

    Americans are richer (as in farther away from starvation) than ever before.

    There has never been a time in the history of the world, in any culture, where people haven't had to make the choice between honesty and gain.

    Choosing to lie for money isn't right for Microsoft. It isn't right for AOL. It isn't right for me (or you).

    True story:
    We (my family and I) went to a store the other day, and at the entrance a guy was giving away t-shirts to anyone who filled out a credit application.

    He waved a shirt at us and told us to fill out a form for a free shirt. My wife and I both said that we didn't need more credit cards.

    He said that we didn't have to get a credit card, just fill out the top part of the form. So we each took a form and started filling them out, up to the point of the Social Security Number. Neither of us wanted the shirt bad enough to put down our SSN, so we thanked the guy and told him nevermind.

    He asked why, and we told him that we weren't willing to give our SSNs for a t-shirt.

    He said, "Just make up a number."

    My wife said, "I'm not going to lie for a t-shirt."

    See why I married her?

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  162. Re:Offering a free iPod? Don't bitch when I accept by Eivind · · Score: 1
    [free](*) Matter of fact, the commonly-accepted modern use of the term by businesses and manufacturers is misleading in my opinion, because it's not "free" from obligation.

    Not just your opinion. In jurisdictions with stricter truth in advertising laws the US use is outlawed.

    In Norway, for example, it has been established that "free" and "gratis" are actual wordws with actual meaning, meaning being "without compensation" compensation is not limited to cash.

    So offers of type: "Sign up to X services and get an Ipod for free" are considered untruthful advertising. If you have to compensate the company in some way for getting the ipod, then obviously it's *not* free.

    Same goes for "Buy 5 cans of spam and get a 6th one for free".

    Obviosly you can do that, you only need to do it truthfully: the 6th can isn't "free". You could for example say: "Pay for 5 boxes of spam and get 6." or "sign up for X services and get an ipod."

    In the US "free" in advertising almost *never* actually means free.