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FEMA Demands Use of IE To File Online Katrina Claims

WebHostingGuy writes "As reported by MSNBC, if you survived the hurricane and are a Mac, Linux or Firefox user you cannot file a claim online. Further, you must have javascript enabled or face rejection. From the site: 'We are sorry for not being able to proceed your requests because you have failed our tests.' Opera and Netscape don't work either." Also reported at InformationWeek. From that story: "To file a claim online at FEMA's Individual Assistance Center, where citizens can apply for government help, the browser must be IE 6.0 or later with JavaScript enabled. That cuts out everyone running Linux or the Mac operating systems, as well as Windows users running alternate browsers such as Firefox or Opera. When TechWeb tested the site using Windows XP and Firefox 1.0.6, the message 'In order to use this site, you must have JavaScript Enabled and Internet Explorer version 6. Download it from Microsoft or call 1-800-621-FEMA (3362) to register' popped up on the screen." Update: 09/08 13:48 GMT by Z : Added word 'Online' to title to clarify story.

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  1. you know... by Shads · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... i'd just love to know what feature they're requiring that everyone else DOESN'T have... I wonder if opera using it's browser masking could do it?

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    1. Re:you know... by arkanes · · Score: 5, Informative
      It's using some retarded fucking captcha implementation using IE XML data islands instead of using one of the 40 million scripts that don't require brower support. Fuckers.

      I hate this stupid shit. And I know it's not even malicious, because I've seen it happen before at government agencies. It's out and out incompetence. Although it seems that given all the other crap FEMA has fucked up lately, this won't even register to most people.

    2. Re:you know... by matth · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes... there is no "feature" If you install a plugin that makes firefox read as "Internet Exploder" or use Opera's masking the site works.. so umm yeah this looks not good.

    3. Re:you know... by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Informative


      I wonder if opera using it's browser masking could do it?

      Don't know about Opera, but Firefox running the User Agent Switcher set to IE 6 works just fine (tested it myself), so I would assume that Opera with browser masking would work as well.

      Anyone out there with Opera installed that could give us a definitive answer?

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    4. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

    5. Re:you know... by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny
      It's out and out incompetence.

      Would you expect any less from FEMA?

      I tell you, if they get any more imcompetent, George Bush is going to have to give them a medal.

      -Eric

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    6. Re:you know... by ramunas · · Score: 5, Interesting

      the best part is that using IE7 gets you the same errorpage. Those guys just know everything about browsers, don't they...

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    7. Re:you know... by jkrise · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If this is true, it proves that:

      The FEMA website specifically checks only for the user agent string - and repels non-IE browsers. Proving they've taken EXTRA efforts to repel the rest.

      Highly mischevous.

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    8. Re:you know... by XO · · Score: 4, Funny

      well, it does say specifically, IE 6.0.

      It's not kidding.

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    9. Re:you know... by erroneus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I appreciate your "annoyed but not fully angry" attitude on this matter. In many respects, it's commendable.

      While I'm not fully angry, I think this example situation speaks very loudly of how important adherance to standards really is. Microsoft has used its edge on the operating systems market to encourage and create a state where people do not have choice and must surrender their security, their individuality and personal sense of style if they want to accomplish day-to-day business. And worse to be completely denied convenient access in cases of extreme emergency.

      Of course the web site planners need to be severely criticised for their decision to select a technology that disallows access to people who need it.

      Consider that many people are still using Windows98. Consider that there are a lot of people who bought those Lindows machines from Fry's and Walmart and that's pretty much all they could afford. What we have now is a situation where those that "have not" or "choose not" are excluded from services that are critical to survival. Is this an exaggeration? It's a knee-jerk reaction to be sure, but just because 99% of the users can gain access is no reason to consider the other users to be "an acceptable casualty."

    10. Re:you know... by ch-chuck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That exactly reflects my current thought - what with incompetetence having advanced all the way to the White House.

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    11. Re:you know... by drooling-dog · · Score: 5, Funny

      Either way, somebody's in line for another Medal of Honor...

    12. Re:you know... by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 2, Funny

      No thats having advanced incompetence in the White House.

      Sorry I'm lost here in a maze of twisting little passageways.

    13. Re:you know... by drooling-dog · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

      Actually, when the incompetence is deliberate (as in the loading of all of the top jobs with starkly unqualified political cronies) it is malice.

    14. Re:you know... by Malevolyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bush controls this aspect of the FEMA website? Now that's something I didn't know...

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    15. Re:you know... by BronxBomber · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why is this news?

      None of you are posting this from the Astrodome. And I dont think many people who have access to PCs at this point are getting to the FEMA website from anything other than a public terminal (library, internet cafe, etc).

      Like it or not IE is the majority market browser. That means that FEMA (which, dont get me wrong, has mishandled everything) doesnt CARE about CBC.

      Perhaps its because they want to get claims handled quickly (although I'm probably giving them too much credit).

      How many people in the Astrodome are testing this in Firefox? No one here's filing a FEMA claim, I'd be willing to bet my house on that.

      This became news because it has IE all over it. No other reason than to throw another piece of meat to the /. first post campers.

      Who cares what browser theyre using? Isnt there anything else more important to report on? Something that needs duping?

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    16. Re:you know... by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Before we go off the high board (ok, maybe while we're in the air before hitting water anyway...)

      Link and the below snippet:

      This is a case many of us are all to familiar with. One where the 'product' is being used in an environment that it was not intended.

      "Mike Quealy, a FEMA spokesperson, explained to me that they are aware of the issue, and are currently working on a application that supports all of the most popular browsers. Quealy said that the application in question was originally an in-house tool, meant to be used by call center people. Internet Explorer was the official in-house browser, so the application was coded with IE in mind."

      So we have an *INTERNAL* app that was opened to the public, thus adding new browsers for which it was not designed to it's possible clients.

      It's also a good lesson for designing things even when you *know* the environment in which it will be used...that can change and it's best to work with standards rather than the easiest, but perhaps proprietary choice.


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    17. Re:you know... by nilknarf · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can not make a claim over the phone, the 800 number only alows you to give an address to have claim forms shipped to you.

    18. Re:you know... by elhondo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You mean Medal of Freedom, right?

    19. Re:you know... by mark-t · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Or, more likely, they merely copied and pasted code they obtained from somewhere else that appeared to do what they want, and as it happens, the code they copied was specifically designed to exclude non windows, non IE users.

      Not that being this stupid in any way is any more tolerable than if they had done it deliberately, but still...

    20. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Bush controls this aspect of the FEMA website? Now that's something I didn't know...

      <sarcasm> Yes, he controls the FEMA website. He is also responsible for the school crossing guard not showing up to get my kids across the road. We can place all blame on the president. </sarcasm>

      I realize that all levels of government have some degree of responsibility, but the people much closer to the situation really needed to be more prepared before Katrina hit.

    21. Re:you know... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Similar to one by Heinlein: "Never attribute to malice that which could be adequately explained by incompetence."

    22. Re:you know... by afantee · · Score: 2, Informative

      To add insult to injury, there is absolutely no technical reason why the site could not work with all browsers. To prove the theory, I tried Opera masquerading as IE 6 and got through the registration process without a hitch. Whoever designed that site should be fired instantly.

      As usual, Slashdot is late by several days with this story. Read FEMA website doesn't work with any browser except IE 6 at The CDCer.

    23. Re:you know... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's more likely the intent of the appointments was to pay back political supporters rather than to cripple the organizations involved. Thus, no malice.

      However, appointing incompetants is a sign of incompetence.

    24. Re:you know... by mekkab · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's also a good lesson for designing things even when you *know* the environment in which it will be used...that can change and it's best to work with standards rather than the easiest, but perhaps proprietary choice.

      Its statements like that which guarantees you'll never work in management.

      GBTW!!!

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    25. Re:you know... by sharkey · · Score: 5, Funny
      The Georges W. Bush medal of incompetence (made of dark-brown copper).

      Surely it's made of coprolite, not copper.

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    26. Re:you know... by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Well he did appoint the man in charge, someone who had been on the board of International Arabian Horse Association. He seems to have left there under a cloud about contributions to their legal defense fund and immediately got a job as FEMA director. I think he is highly qualified in disaster planning, unfortunately not disaster releif planning.

      http://www.denverpost.com/katrina/ci_2999761

      I think Bush can take some heat for this kind of miss-use of the public trust. These are not choice political plums to be given to big contributers or supporters but to qualified hard working capable individuals with credentials for the job. Especially when the lives of our mother and fathers and sons and brothers and daughters and uncles and neices are involved.

      The buck needs to stop where the fundemental problems stem from, not only where the problems show up.

    27. Re:you know... by blinksilver · · Score: 2, Funny

      "the best part is that using IE7 gets you the same errorpage. Those guys just know everything about browsers, don't they..."

      As much as I like bashing our stupid gov't, this one is not their fault. Whenever I boot to Windows (like i am now) I use IE7, and no matter where i go, they think i am running netscape 4, try it on yahoo mail.

      I guess IE has finally reached the technological pinnacle that is netscape 4.

    28. Re:you know... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 5, Insightful


      I seem to recall a phrase from a President...

      Something about a buck stopping somewhere...

      Especially since the bucks responsible for upgrading the levee system were PERSONALLY slashed from the budget and diverted to Iraq - which in itself was a fucking moronic operation.

      Not to mention the moronic folding of FEMA into DHS,as has been pointed out by every commentator in the last week. Which was no surprise to me, since FEMA's primary mandate is to secure the state, not the citizenry, in an emergency. In fact, the only "emergency" FEMA is mandated to "manage" is a threat against the state. It's no accident they're the ones with the authority to do all the things the conspiracy buffs like to cite.

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    29. Re:you know... by LDoggg_ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Mike Quealy, a FEMA spokesperson, explained to me that they are aware of the issue, and are currently working on a application that supports all of the most popular browsers. Quealy said that the application in question was originally an in-house tool, meant to be used by call center people. Internet Explorer was the official in-house browser, so the application was coded with IE in mind."

      What a lame ass excuse.

      So what the hell are they waiting for now? Simply cut out the offending line of code that checks the user-agent string, and oh yeah, try testing the damn thing. No need to create a new application.
      Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

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    30. Re:you know... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 4, Insightful


      Wrong.

      When your concept of "statesmanship" is paying off your political cronies regardless of competence, that IS malice.

      The hallmark of the state is ALWAYS malice AND incompetence. Heinlein was wrong as it applies to the state.

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    31. Re:you know... by shawb · · Score: 4, Informative

      Why does it matter? Because some people wanted to make kiosks based on donated hardware to set up in New Orleans for this purpose, as well as hopefully contacting worrying family members. Installing windows would A) reduce the security of a kiosk B) cost more money as liscensing would be the most expensive part of the operation C) exclude most older donated hardware and d) take longer per kiosk. This means significantly less kiosks will be able to be be set up.

      And people have run tests that show the website doesn't actually use any IE only features, it simply checks to make sure it is IE and then locks your browser out if it reports as something else. So there is no reason that the site is IE centric anyways.

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    32. Re:you know... by unitron · · Score: 5, Insightful
      " Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."

      But what I fear is malice sufficiently advanced enough to disguise itself as incompetence.

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      I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.

    33. Re:you know... by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Informative
      What the hell are you talking about?

      While a lot of public terminals have IE, many of them have Firefox or are Macs, and you cannot run anything else, even if IE is installed or installable.

      Likewise, the people using Firefox can't run extensions to fake IE. Because it's a public terminal.

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    34. Re:you know... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Exactly. I started my current job a little over a year ago, maintaining and developing a public website for a multimillion-pound company.

      The MD is a raving MS fanboy, and shortly after arriving I was informed in no small measure that I was developing for IE, and "if the site doesn't work in any of those other browsers, who cares".

      (One of the funny things is, we actually produce Mac versions of some of our products, but the MD apparently doesn't care that most of those users wouldn't be able to see our site (or assumes they'll download IE/Mac, because it's Microsoft, so it must always be the best option).)

      Happily (and because my boss(es) don't know any better), I've coded everything to standards and used a few quick CSS/markup hacks to get everything still looking nice in IE.

      Since I started we've had three "it'll never happen" situations with (potentially extremely profitable) users using different browsers or OSes, and happily the site's worked perfectly for them.

      We've also had one "it'll never happen" situation where I did actually give in and do it the way the Board specified (dynamic content served by ASP.NET instead of Perl, on a server too old to support ASP.NET reliably). Because our (cheap, crappy) hosting contract is on a Linux machine, we have to host all ASP.NET content on another (in-house) server, and seamlessly (heh, make that "as seamlessly as we can") transfer users between the main part of the site (static HTML on Apache/Linux) and the dynamic pages (ASP.NET/Windows Server).

      Predictably enough the tiny pipe into the inhouse servers went down, and we ended up with a convoluted sequence of events that lead to us needing to host an ASP.NET page on the (external) Linux server. Due to the crappiness of the hosting contract they were unable to offer (or the MD was unwilling to pay) for the service, so the site had huge sections missing for several days, mostly important advertising campaign landing-pages which provide the majority of marketing leads for the company.

      Had I been allowed to develop the content in the language I specified (Perl/PHP, simply for the portability), this would never have happened - we could have transferred the dynamic pages to the Linux server at no extra cost (in fact they would probably have already been there), and the site would have carried on as normal.

      The morals of the story are this:

      Never disobey your boss on technical matters, even when he has no fucking clue what he's babbling about. That's how you get fired.

      If you can possibly obey the letter of his instructions (but disobey the spirit) and do it the right way, go for it - just cover your arse and don't spend an unreasonable amount of extra time.

      People who know nothing about technical matters should let their fucking techies make technical decisions. You pay them for a reason, and if anyone could do their job why not fire them and hire a schoolkid for a fraction of the money?

      "It'll never happen" scenarios pop up 100% of the time, given enough time. Your techies know this, and will sensibly plan for it. With sufficiently good techies (and budget) you never suffer the consequences of a bad technical decision, so you don't and won't.

      In other words, get good techies, then get the fuck out of the way and let them do their job.

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    35. Re:you know... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's statements like that which suggest you probably do.

      And (unless you're some kind of super-genius at every task they do) will be utterly despised by the poor fuckers who work under you.

      Say it with me:
      Unecessarily restricting your options is a Bad Thing.
      Vendor lock-in is a Bad Thing.
      Proprietary/nonstandard/deliberately-non-interoper able solutions almost always come back to bite you in the arse, which is a Bad Thing.
      Assuming you'll know the every single requirement placed on your system for the entire future of its lifetime is impossible, hubristic and stupid. This is a Bad Thing.

      Designing to open standards, avoiding unnecessary vendor lock-in and maximising interoperability are Good Things.

      Any questions?

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    36. Re:you know... by gregfortune · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, it probably means that they didn't take the time to test in other browsers... It's still annoying, but very unlikely that it was malicious.

    37. Re:you know... by operagost · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Especially since the bucks responsible for upgrading the levee system were PERSONALLY slashed from the budget and diverted to Iraq - which in itself was a fucking moronic operation
      That's funny, because I seem to remember notable publications like the New York Times criticizing the earlier form of his budget which allocated MORE funds to the Army Corps of Engineers. Seems they thought the funds would be better used for "social programs." Well, we're certainly going to have more people on social programs after this disaster.
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    38. Re:you know... by Basehart · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Especially since the bucks responsible for upgrading the levee system were PERSONALLY slashed from the budget and diverted to Iraq - which in itself was a fucking moronic operation."

      $250 million was cut from the levee maintenance program, which ended up costing the country $50 billion.

      More on this ridiculous state of affairs here

    39. Re:you know... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Bush appoints the (completely unqualified, but old-boy friend of Bush) head of FEMA.

      The head of FEMA is responsible for his organisation.

      FEMA fucks up royally, in everything from its response to the New Orleans disaster to stupid piddling stuff like unnecessarily rejecting non IE-browsers on its website (which, nevertheless, can cause additional hassle and stress for people already destitute, financially ruined and recently-bereaved).

      Damn straight Bush should carry the can for the whole fuck-up. He should resign, step down or be impeached for fucking the country until it can't respond to a simple natural disaster that everyone saw coming hours or days (weeks?) away. Not to start a right vs. left flamewar, but frankly I wouldn't be averse to seeing him do jail-time for the damage he's caused to your country.

      The director of FEMA should resign immediately, since he's proven himself unable to do his job. He should emphatically not just be "golden parachuted" or shifted to another sinecure. He fucked up, let him find a new bloody job.

      The guy responsible for the retarded website policy should have his knuckles rapped. He should have known better, and he's likely caused a lot of extra hassle for the last people in the country who need extra shit right now.

      See, if you can't hold bosses responsible for the actions of their subordinates, what the fuck kind of restraints are there on them?

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    40. Re:you know... by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 4, Funny

      There's a medal for "making the president look relatively less incompetent"?

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    41. Re:you know... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll grant you that - sometimes expediency does win out over "ideal" designs.

      However, this doens't mean that there's no value in doing the job right as opposed to botching it/cutting down your options and having to redo it again later.

      Re: your example, many people (myself included) find it faster and easier to hand-code HTML and write perl than to learn and use proprietary tools.

      For example, from sufficient practice I'd be happy to bet I could knock up a web form in Perl/XHTML/CSS in about the same time you could do one in Visual Studio. The thing is, by the time I'd finished, the code would be leaner, download faster, be ranked higher by search engines (a very real consideration when doing marketing websites), and would work on any browser right down to smartphones.

      If there's then an unforeseen requirement (like opening your interface to the world), who's in the bettr position? The guy who took some extra time but who can now go live without any changes, or the guy who now has to re-implement his entire solution (your estimated time: weeks), in addition to the time he spent hacking it together in the first place?

      Obviously it's a trade-off, but I still firmly believe the judgement call should be made by the guy who's trained and qualified to make such a call, not someone who is neither, but is nevertheless in a position of authority over them.

      You're familiar with the saying: "Faster, Better, Cheaper: Choose any two"?

      Bosses (in my experience) invariably choose Faster and Cheaper, because it delivers short-term gains and requires no knowledge of the problem.

      Engineers prioritise Better, because while you don't get Faster up-front, ultimately you get Better, Cheaper and Faster, if the requirements change even a little bit during the entire usage-lifetime of the code.

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    42. Re:you know... by renehollan · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Since I started we've had three "it'll never happen" situations with (potentially extremely profitable) users using different browsers or OSes, and happily the site's worked perfectly for them.

      Hollan's Law: the likelihood of something happening is directly proportional to the degree of insistence that it won't.

      We've also had one "it'll never happen" situation where I did actually give in...

      ... and likely got shit for it.

      Look, your job is to make it work, the way you were told. If it doesn't, it is your fault. That's why he's the boss and you aren't: if you are in a "right to work" state, you can be fired for any reason, including the boss's stupidity. It is best to try to find a better job and quit before this happens. Been there, done that.

      Never disobey your boss on technical matters, even when he has no fucking clue what he's babbling about. That's how you get fired.

      No, you will get fired if it doesn't work. With a moron for a boss, you are in a no-win situation. Leave, or at least plan to leave. It is better to leave on your terms than his.

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    43. Re:you know... by jsebrech · · Score: 2, Informative

      There can be credible (non-technical) reasons why you were better off using ASP instead of PHP or Perl, namely, the ease of hiring your replacement. If everything is built in ASP, then you can be replaced by hiring an ASP developer. If you add a PHP app into the bunch, your boss now has to find an ASP and PHP developer when you leave (or get fired). Add in python, ruby, language-whatever, and the requirements shoot up. Pretty soon you move beyond the ready stream of low level code monkeys, and need someone with an actual computer science degree (because they generally will be able to pick up any language fast enough), with the hiring cost that goes along with that.

      Standardizing on a platform (even if it is a lousy platform) can save you money in the long haul.

    44. Re:you know... by dreemernj · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's also a good lesson for designing things even when you *know* the environment in which it will be used...that can change and it's best to work with standards rather than the easiest, but perhaps proprietary choice.
      Thank you for posting this. That is very interesting and useful information and if this had been posted earlier this whole discussion would be about the benefits of planning ahead and how frantic the efforts are to accomodate the victims of Katrina.

      It might have even been an outpouring of knowledgeable tech folks that could offer some assistance in fixing some of these problems.

      It's nice to imagine the OSS community swooping in to save the day at a time like this, because the OSS community is people, citizens, aka the basis of our country and the (supposed) true holders of the power.
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    45. Re:you know... by LDoggg_ · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not according to several posters here.
      Take a look at some threads further down, some people have used the site successfully after changing their browser's user-agent http header.

      The website is too important to wait for a completely new application to be written.

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    46. Re:you know... by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Feds and Bush do deserve some blame about the NO situation. My problem comes with trying to pin the whole thing on FEMA or the Fed. States and cities also carry responsiblity to be prepared for situations like this. The mayor of NO and the gov. of LA both appear to have had little to no plan for a hurricane event.

      Everyone should know that big gov. takes time. It always has and it always will. That's why people at the local and state level need to have plans in place and be prepared for these events.

      I know the NO flooding was a unique event and can't really be compared to any other hurricane scenario, but I've been through a cat 4 hurricane (Hugo '89). The mayor and the gov. of where I lived at the time knew wtf they were doing and were able to manage things until more help could arrive. They had a plan and while not everything went perfectly (does it ever), I think they did quite well.

    47. Re:you know... by PMoonlite · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In other words, get good techies, then get the fuck out of the way and let them do their job.

      Not only that; be proactive about keeping the other idiots out of their way so they can do their job. You will be considered a god by the techies you manage.

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    48. Re:you know... by drooling-dog · · Score: 4, Funny
      You mean Medal of Freedom, right?

      Er... Yes; I screwed up because I don't get these very often.

      Jon Stewart: So no one's going to be held accountable for this at all?
        Ed Helms: No. In fact, if history is any indication, they'll be hard-pressed finding enough medals to pin on these guys. My sources tell me the head of FEMA will be dipped in bronze and turned into an award to be given to other officials.

    49. Re:you know... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Look, your job is to make it work, the way you were told. If it doesn't, it is your fault. That's why he's the boss and you aren't:"

      Try again. Your job is to obey the guy signing your pay-cheques. If that's what the guy signing the pay-cheques thinks, any disagreement on your part (even for the greater good) will quickly result in no pay-cheques any more.

      "No, you will get fired if it doesn't work. With a moron for a boss, you are in a no-win situation. Leave, or at least plan to leave. It is better to leave on your terms than his."

      I dunno - in my experience it's better to argue firmly and sensibly with the stupid decision then abide by it - if the worst comes to the worst you can always cite your objections and claim you were "only obeying orders".

      If you go off and do your own thing, even if it succeeds, you haven't proven that the boss's approach wouldn't have. Therefore you have definitely disobeyed an order for a possible better outcome. This leaves you no excuse and no way of demonstrating (to non-techncal people who really don't want to listen) that it would have gone wrong in the first place.

      Plus, y'know, there's a certain evil sense of satisfaction in sitting back, doing what you're told and watching it all go to shit... <:-)

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    50. Re:you know... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've been thinking about exactly this recently.

      "Workers" (programmers, sweat-shop labourers, etc) produce actual products for the company. Selling (/renting/leasing) these products makes the company rich.

      I think everyone can agree that Managers don't directly produce anything - instead they're there to manage the people who do, hence the name "manager".

      Surely, therefore, the job of a manager is to do everything he can to allow his workers to work (including procuring the resources they need from upper management, and taking decisions the employee needs answered), and otherwise to stay the hell out of their way.

      So how do we end up in the situation where most managers I've met seem to take it as read that:

      1) They know better than their employees
      2) They can (and should) tell their employees how to do a job the manager has never done, or even understands
      3) They should interfere in a project that's already going well, and expect their instructions to be heeded and followed, even when the employee knows better

      Surely the role of "manager" should be like a good butler - there when you need them, and invisible when you don't. How have we ended up with so many wannabe-Napoleons that the very expectations of the role are now so warped?

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    51. Re:you know... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't get me wrong - I'm not saying had Bush and FEMA got their acts together not one person would have died, or the hurricane would have missed NO. Whatever happens there would have been destruction, and people would likely have died.

      However, when you've got the worst disaster in US history going, the army (and even National Guard!) are undermanned and bled dry from a protracted, possibly unwinnable (and certainly unpopular and ethically dubious) war, disaster-recovery funds will be harder to find because the economy's been run into the ground, the head of the federal agency responsible for dealing with exactly these kinds of disasters is a completely unqualified guy who only got the job because he's friends with the President, the president refuses all foreign aid for the disaster and delays any definite action for several days while he has a few rounds of golf on his ranch and sits and plays guitar, well... don't tell me that lives couldn't have been saved if he'd got off his arse, cut his vacation short and done something sooner.

      I'm not even from the USA (I'm in the UK), and I've been outraged by Bush sitting on his thumbs for days, while people in NO too poor to leave die from lack of water, or from drinking water contaminated with toxic waste or raw sewage.

      He was all over 9/11 when there was a clear enemy and political capital to be made from it. When it's merely a case of knuckling down and solving a problem, his true colours emerge - he's either dangerously incompetent or really doesn't give a fuck.

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    52. Re:you know... by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Informative
      The ex head of the Army Corp of Engineers was on the news the other night and he made it clear that this problem is one that is bi-partisan.

      Such people had more credibility before the disaster than after, when they are clearly being paid to help in a major CYA operation. The cutbacks in levee construction only became "bipartisan" once it was realized they were terrible mistakes. If you want the truth, rather than the shitstorm of BS that is flying around at the moment, there are plenty of newspaper articles covering this issue that are available from the past few years.
      For the first time in 37 years, federal budget cuts have all but stopped major work on the New Orleans area's east bank hurricane levees, a complex network of concrete walls, metal gates and giant earthen berms that won't be finished for at least another decade.
      "I guess people look around and think there's a complete system in place, that we're just out here trying to put icing on the cake," said Mervin Morehiser, who manages the "Lake Pontchartrain and vicinity" levee project for the Army Corps of Engineers. "And we aren't saying that the sky is falling, but people should know that this is a work in progress, and there's more important work yet to do before there is a complete system in place." ...
      "I can't tell you exactly what that could mean this hurricane season if we get a major storm," Naomi said. "It would depend on the path and speed of the storm, the angle that it hits us.
      "But I can tell you that we would be better off if the levees were raised, . . . and I think it's important and only fair that those people who live behind the levee know the status of these projects." ...
      The Bush administration's proposed fiscal 2005 budget includes only $3.9 million for the east bank hurricane project. Congress likely will increase that amount, although last year it bumped up the administration's $3 million proposal only to $5.5 million.
      "I needed $11 million this year, and I got $5.5 million," Naomi said. "I need $22.5 million next year to do everything that needs doing, and the first $4.5 million of that will go to pay four contractors who couldn't get paid this year." ...
      The challenge now, said emergency management chiefs Walter Maestri in Jefferson Parish and Terry Tullier in New Orleans, is for southeast Louisiana somehow to persuade those who control federal spending that protection from major storms and flooding are matters of homeland security.
      "It appears that the money has been moved in the president's budget to handle homeland security and the war in Iraq, and I suppose that's the price we pay," Maestri said. "Nobody locally is happy that the levees can't be finished, and we are doing everything we can to make the case that this is a security issue for us."...
      Levee-raising is only part of the flood-related work that has stopped since the federal government began reducing Corps of Engineers appropriations in 2001, as more money was diverted to homeland security, the fight against terrorism and the war in Iraq.
      -New Orleans Times-Picayune June 8, 2004
    53. Re:you know... by tgibbs · · Score: 4, Informative

      Bush appoints the (completely unqualified, but old-boy friend of Bush) head of FEMA.

      Even worse, Bush fired Clinton appointee James Lee Witt, who came to the job with several years of experience as head of disaster management in Arkansas. Witt revitalized FEMA, and was highly respected by both Republicans and Democrats, but Bush chose to replace Witt with Joe Allbaugh, Bush's campaign manager. When Allbaugh left the job, Bush appointed Brown to this crucial post--another man with no experience in disaster management (or indeed, any evidence of competence of any kind).

    54. Re:you know... by venril · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

      Sounds like:

      Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. -Arthur C. Clarke

    55. Re:you know... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2, Informative

      > Bush controls this aspect of the FEMA website?
      > Now that's something I didn't know...

      George Bush doesn't care about Netscape users!

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    56. Re:you know... by jc42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      [Bush] should resign, step down or be impeached for fucking the country until it can't respond to a simple natural disaster that everyone saw coming hours or days (weeks?) away.

      More than a year, actually. Google for "Hurricane Pam" to read all about it. Over 17,000 hits right now.

      For those who aren't familiar with the term, Pam was the name of a simulated hurricane in an emergency-planning exercise that was done by a long list of government agencies in 2004. One recent summary that I read was that they predicted nearly everything that has happened in the last couple weeks; the only major thing they missed was the looting.

      Also, the Army Corps of Engineers has done ongoing studies of the situation. You know that 17th-Street Canal whose broken levee was the main reason for the flooding? Repairing and strengthening that section of levee was the top item in the Corps' recommendations for the past couple years.

      What happened in New Orleans is exactly in line with the predictions of hordes of engineers who have studied the situation in detail.

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    57. Re:you know... by SB5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They got that bridge in Alaska that goes to nowhere... and then we got the stuff in New Orleans.... hmmm which is more important, major city with lots of people, or small island in alaska that has 50 people on it.

      Decisions, decisions... would be better to run the government on the flip of a coin....

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  2. And... by crow_t_robot · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...FEMA certainly knows how to get things done! (efficiently too!)

  3. You knew it was coming... by irving47 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "George Bush doesn't care about Mac people!"

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    1. Re:You knew it was coming... by ettlz · · Score: 5, Funny

      Quite frankly, if a Mac-using Bush voter exists, I don't wanna hear, much less think, about it.

    2. Re:You knew it was coming... by glug101 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Likely because the previous administration installed a bunch of macs in the whitehouse. Macs are for Democrats and Commies. Not for decent Americans.

    3. Re:You knew it was coming... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sorry. I am both

      Which one are you apologising for?

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    4. Re:You knew it was coming... by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Informative
      Ahem! Not only a Mac-using Bush voter, but the editor of Slashdot's Mac section and and activist in the GOP.

      (I recall hearing somewhere that Rush Limbaugh is a big Mac advocate too)

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    5. Re:You knew it was coming... by IAmATuringMachine! · · Score: 3, Informative

      Bush uses a Mac, as does Rush Limbaugh.

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    6. Re:You knew it was coming... by CajunLuke · · Score: 2, Informative

      I hate to bust your bubble, but Bush is a Mac-user. Clinton, too. (I'm a Mac-using Kerry-voter, just for the record.)

    7. Re:You knew it was coming... by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      actually when asked DIRECTLY by the press, Bush's Press Secretary wouldn't saw what, if anything, Bush suggested/asked related to the coming Hurricane. Link

      Also buried in there is the fact that Bush never even gave the order to *use* the military. He ordered them to be ready to go, but never bothered to send them in until days later.

      Is Bush responsible for the 'unacceptable' response to this disaster? No, he's not. But is he ultimately 'accountable'? You damn well bet he is. These are his federal appointees that are macking a mockery of relief, and so he's accountable for putting unqualified people in place.

      And since he's obviously put unqualified people in before...you can bet any new Bush appointees will be seriously questioned in the future.


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    8. Re:You knew it was coming... by tb3 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I call bullshit. George barely knows how to operate his freaking iPod.
      I'll bet his 'computer' is just an Etch-a-sketch painted white ...

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    9. Re:You knew it was coming... by waif69 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not only can Mac users vote for Bush, but often understand the issues as well. Mac users and other non-M$ OS users have a tendency to be a more informed than the M$ lemmings, therefore will make political choices that is based upon personal competence and responsibility rather than what the talking heads thrust on them. To make a choice of an "alternate" OS is a resultant of a person who researches and learns that facts BEFORE making a decision.

    10. Re:You knew it was coming... by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 4, Funny

      Drugs

    11. Re:You knew it was coming... by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As the man at the top, Bush is most certainly responsible for the abysmal federal response. Once it became obvious that the city and state needed help, it should have been there on the ground IMMEDIATELY.

      This is the leader of the free world we're talking about. He leads the world's remaining superpower. He is the commander and chief.

      He could have gotten things done quicker if he had the interest or will. He could have slapped around some beaurocrats. He could have used military resouces or personnel.

      He simply neglected the situation.

      At the very least, the shelters of last resort and the hospitals should have been immediately secured and supplied with MREs. Some part of the federal disaster apparatus should have been sticking it out with the civilians on the ground.

      This could have been Rangers, Seals, boots from the Marine Corps school of Infantry at Camp Gieger or just a bunch of Amry/Marine cooks. The situation demanded inspired leadership and just plain leadership rather than disinterest and mediocrity.

      Once it was clear that we had an event capable of creating 1 million US refugees, Bush should have put himself at the disposal of the Mayor, the Governor and the commander of the LA Engineers garrison.

      If someone in FEMA needed a kick in the ass, they should have gotten it. If private sector resources would have been useful, Bush should have leaned on the relevant CEOs.

      The federal response is a manifestation of the CYA mentality. That just doesn't cut it when shit is hitting the fan.

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    12. Re:You knew it was coming... by tassii · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bush uses a Mac, as does Rush Limbaugh.

      That's because its easy to use a Mac.

      If my 3 year old could use a Mac, I'd hope that Bush would be up to the challenge, although I have my doubts.

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    13. Re:You knew it was coming... by dcw3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Mac user since '84, and Republican since I first voted in '76. I'm a Firefox using, MS-bashing, gun-toting, pro-choice, anti-church, SUV-driving, meat-eating geek (with that list, I'm sure I'll piss off everybody). And, if you're into political correctness, just add me to your foes list now. There are many of us that can't all be painted into the same extreme circle that you'd like to put us in. Just as you're not all Ted Kennedy liberals, we're not all Pat Robertson conservatives. Believe it or not, there are people on both sides that are actually *boggle* reasonable. I've got a couple of friends who are (by my definition) extremely liberal, and we're able to enjoy each others company because we can debate the issues without holding the other in contempt...unlike many of the folks here that can't resist the urge to karma-whore by turning every issue into a conservative bash-fest.

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    14. Re:You knew it was coming... by electronym · · Score: 5, Funny

      (I recall hearing somewhere that Rush Limbaugh is a big Mac advocate too)

      Obviously. He sure didn't get that fat eating McSalads.

    15. Re:You knew it was coming... by bogado · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't get this "leader of the free world", I live in a free country (Brasil) and Bush is not my leader. There a many people in Europe for witch bush is not a leader also. I never voted for him, I don't like him, I am happy that my country goverment question his polices frequently. He is not the leader of the free world, unless free means something else I didn't learn while studing english.

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    16. Re:You knew it was coming... by Moofie · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Of course, he is the one to point out that liberals cannot argue issues, becasue they always lose to the fact, so they turn to attacking their opponent personally."

      So Karl Rove is a liberal?

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    17. Re:You knew it was coming... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, I find comments like yours kinda funny, and a little hypocritical. Here's one man out of some 280 million, and he has singlehandedly blown any credibility that hundreds of millions of us have with the rest of you? Boy, he truly must be the leader of the free world, if he can do that all by himself. And if an American, such as myself, had the temerity to say something like, "You know, that Saddam Hussein guy has just about blown any credibility Iraqi's used to have with the rest of the world, whether it's torturing people, raping women, gassing the Kurds, making war on his neighbors, and stockpiling VX gas and all that" you'd be slamming me for judging ALL Iraqis by the actions of a few. So if YOU want to maintain whatever respect the American people have for the rest of the world, regardless of the actions of our current President ... understand that gross generalizations like that are just as irritating to us as they are to you. And honestly, if you're willing to judge all Americans in such a shallow manner then so far as I'm concerned you have no call upon me. Certainly, if I could vote to have my government rescind any foreign aid being sent to your government I'd do it in a heartbeat, if I were to judge everyone in your country the same way you are judging us.

      And for that matter, you seem to have no problem speaking for the entire planet. Who died and left you in charge of global diplomacy?

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    18. Re:You knew it was coming... by aiabx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, if you put it that way, I judge the American people by what they let their leaders get away with. In Canada, when the UN was intervening in Somalia, 4 of our paratroopers tortured and killed a Somali captive. The public outcry and sense of shame were so great that not only were the individuals and their superior officers punished, but their regiment, one of the most respected in our armed forces, was permanently disbanded for having disgraced our nation. Heads rolled well up the chain of command.
      In America, however, events which should make decent people blush with shame get ignored as "fratboy pranks" and covered up.
      Now I know there are decent Americans. I have good friends who are Americans. But the American people on the whole are not ashamed of the disgraceful actions of their government. Before the reelection we could say "The government might be bad, but the American people aren't like that". But apparently they are, or they wouldn't have reelected Bush.

      Now not everything Bush has done has been idiotic. The decision to overthrow the Taliban was right, and your allies backed you up on it. There are French and Canadian troops in Afghanistan right now. But Iraq? If you had waited for the UN inspection to complete, you probably would still have had your allies with you. Saddam is an evil man. But you rushed to war for stupid reasons (WMD? Al Qeada? All bogus.) and what's more, it's looking like you've done the whole thing to benefit the ayatollahs. The whole Iraq war has been bungled from soup to nuts. And you (collectively) won't demand an accounting for it. To question the President is to give comfort to terrorists. Until the people act to repudiate the foolish actions of their government, you will continue to lose the respect and goodwill of the international community.

      This is, of course, my own opinion. If I spoke for the world, I wouldn't be wasting my time arguing on Slashdot. And when I speak of the actions of Americans, I speak of the actions of the elected government of the United States. All clear?
                -aiabx

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  4. ADA? by fossa · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Doesn't the disabilities act apply to FEMA? And doesn't that require a certain level of website?

    1. Re:ADA? by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 5, Informative

      The Section 508 accessibility guidelines are a requirement for all U.S. government sites. I have helped to develop several .gov sites, and we take 508 compliance very seriously. I think the people responsible for www.fema.gov are about to get dragged over the coals, and rightly so. Making their website work in one *one* browser is the antithesis of accessibility.

    2. Re:ADA? by scottennis · · Score: 4, Interesting

      From the FEMA website:

      "The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) is committed to providing access to our web pages for individuals with disabilities, both members of the public and Federal employees.

      To meet this commitment, we will comply with the requirements of Section 508 of the Rehabilitation Act. Section 508 requires that individuals with disabilities, who are members of the public seeking information or services from us, have access to and use of information and data that is comparable to that provided to the public who are not individuals with disabilities, unless an undue burden would be imposed on us. Section 508 also requires us to ensure that Federal employees with disabilities have access to and use of information and data that is comparable to the access to and use of information and data by Federal employees who are not individuals with disabilities, unless an undue burden would be imposed on us.

      If you use assistive technology (such as a Braille reader, a screen reader, TTY, etc.) and the format of any material on our web sites interfere with your ability to access the information, please contact FEMAOPA@dhs.gov for assistance. To enable us to respond in a manner most helpful to you, please indicate the nature of your accessibility problem, the preferred format in which to receive the material, the web address of the requested material, and your contact information."

    3. Re:ADA? by Iriel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not only that, but I frankly find it deplorable that FEMA is treating its website from a business perspective.

      In a company, somone can find it most beneficial and cost effective (sometimes, wrongly so) to support the browser that has 80-90% market share (I'm probably off on that stat, but that's not the point). However, when it comes to providing aid to hurricane victims, the government is simply not allowed to only provide to 80-90% of the people.

      There should not be any development costs even considered. Make the website work for everyone because EVERYONE needs the help. This is aid, not sales.

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    4. Re:ADA? by FreeUser · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In a company, somone can find it most beneficial and cost effective (sometimes, wrongly so) to support the browser that has 80-90% market share (I'm probably off on that stat, but that's not the point). However, when it comes to providing aid to hurricane victims, the government is simply not allowed to only provide to 80-90% of the people.

      Sure it is.

      Do you see anyone brave enough to stand up to the Bush family, or congress, or the state and local governments, for having provided aid to only 80-90% of the people during and after the mandatory evacation, much less during and after the storm itself?

      Bush sat on his ass, on vacation, while people died and his incompetent, nepotistic administration did nothing, then too little too late, and turned around and blamed state and local officials who were reduced to using the media to get their pleas for help to the president because, as democrats, they weren't allowed by the president's handlers to talk to the man personally (for a number of days).

      The fact is, they probably will get away with this, just as they have gotten away with a growing list of appallingly atrocious behavior that would have resulted in the impeachment of any other president, Democrat or Republican.

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    5. Re:ADA? by FreeUser · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The fact is, the same people pointing out that Bush was on vacation during the hurricane and he was too slow to dish out support while people were dieing are the same people who said he was too quick to dish out support when last years hurricanes hit Florida.

      No, they are the same people that point out how Bush favors his brother's state over everyone else. Which is a problem for any citizen or taxpayer living outside of Florida.

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  5. One line of code. by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Informative

    From TFA:
    Some people also have been having some success using Firefox and the User Agent Switcher extension and setting it to IE6. I tried this and was able to get a little further in the process, but stopped before actually having to fill out a form. I'll leave that to those who really need help.
    Hmm...I tested this myself, and with the User Agent Switcher set to IE, there's no problems at all. Seems to me that the problem with non-IE browsers is a purely manufactured one...one that could be fixed by editing one lne of code.
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    1. Re:One line of code. by 'nother+poster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now the question... Why should I have to do ANYTHING special to access a website that was created by a government agency that used moey that was supplied by your and my tax dollars?

      They are building services for american Citizens, not Windows or Mac or *nix users. There are industy standards out there so that websites can be created that all browsers that any citizen uses should be able to access.

      Hey your house was just destroyed and you lost everything, and they let you stay in this nice school gymnasium. Sorry, but you can't file with FEMA using the computers in the library because they decided to use Linux with Opera as the default install. Maybe you can use on of the systems in the administrative offices? They have Windows 98. Oh, sorry. You'll have to download IE6 since they were still using IE 5.x. Maybe you can go use the computers at the big company down the road you lazy git, or just mail in the paper forms. It's not my fault you don't use windows.

    2. Re:One line of code. by pasamio · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well it worked for me until I needed to validate my identity. Does this mean that FEMA has direct access to all residents SSN's and details? This raises security concerns for me. It didn't once stop me because I was using a .au ip address, not sure if thats a good or bad idea... Firefox 1.0.6 'IE6 Windows XP' and Debian Sid. Only one element (dropdown) failed to update properly and it fixed itself when I clicked submit and it complained it was empty. Appears to be three years old though, so I guess that they've done alright with it!

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    3. Re:One line of code. by stecoop · · Score: 4, Insightful

      one that could be fixed by editing one lne of code

      I think the problem and solution may not be related. Hang with me on this one. We are asking the browser to the website what brand of browser it is and then the website determines what you can and cannot see simply based on that one piece of information. It should be a little different, the web site asks, can you handle JavaScript and a reply of yes from the browser. The website will now send you JavaScript info. Can you handle frames, DHTML, CSS and the list goes on as new technologies are added. So your browser would have an XML sheet of the response it should give to questions. Don't like JavaScript edit it to NO and the website should handle the request properly anyway.

      I really think that the User Agent string should be abandoned to prevent poor coupling and cohesion of website and browsers. This User Agent string should be replaced with a list of browser capabilities.

    4. Re:One line of code. by Monoman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Try and explain to someone's grandmother how to do that. Try and explain to any clueless user.

      If it doesn't work by default then it is broken by most clueless user's standards.

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    5. Re:One line of code. by Bogtha · · Score: 5, Informative

      We are asking the browser to the website what brand of browser it is and then the website determines what you can and cannot see simply based on that one piece of information. It should be a little different, the web site asks, can you handle JavaScript and a reply of yes from the browser. The website will now send you JavaScript info. Can you handle frames, DHTML, CSS and the list goes on as new technologies are added.

      This kind of thing already exists. You don't ask if Javascript is available, you code your HTML as if it weren't, and make your Javascript alter the document structure. If the Javascript executes, then the structure is how you want, if the Javascript doesn't execute, then it remains in the compatible state.

      Finer-grained control is possible too - Google for object detection versus browser detection. There's also DOM interfaces to check for support for certain things, but they aren't widely supported. "DHTML" is nothing but a buzzword - it's not something a browser can support, frames already have a fallback method, and so on.

      I really think that the User Agent string should be abandoned to prevent poor coupling and cohesion of website and browsers. This User Agent string should be replaced with a list of browser capabilities.

      The User-Agent header is important for working around actual browser bugs, e.g. not being able to cope with compressed content correctly despite claiming to do so.

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    6. Re:One line of code. by cgenman · · Score: 4, Informative

      On the one hand, I agree that such a system is how an ideal world would operate. On the other hand, I'm guessing a typical conversation would go:

      Server: "Can you handle PNG's?"
      Client: "Yes"
      Server: "Are you sure?"
      Client: "Yes"
      Server: "The entire spec?"
      Client: "Yes"
      Server: "...Are you I.E. 5?"
      Client: "Yes"
      Server: "You're a dirty liar."

      Oh, sure I.E. thinks it handles CSS properly. It will probably even tell you it handles tables properly. It just doesn't.

      I'll be happy the day we can ditch the user agent string. But then again, I'll be happy the day we can use alpha transparency in a PNG on the web.

  6. Sorry but the subject of this article is misleadin by unborracho · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's not that they can't file claims without using IE... they just can't do it online. If you've ever tried programming javascript for client side error checking of complex forms, you know that standards are very non-existant in the internet world. I completely understand why they would only want people using IE to register, especially if they didn't have much of a tech support staff. It's near impossible to cater a web app to every single flavor of every browser for every OS.

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  7. FEMA's web portal design is the least of our probs by DanteLysin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That's quite okay. I'd rather FEMA spend resources getting their arses to help the people instead of designing a better web portal.

  8. So? by tgd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you think thats even in the top hundred things FEMA has gotten wrong on this, you haven't been watching the news.

    Its a non-issue. A tiny percentage of real users have heard of anything other than IE, and an even tinier percentage of people who need FEMA support have electricity, internet access or a computer anymore.

    If you all are going to get bent about something FEMA is doing, get bent about the fact that phone and internet is the only way to register and most refugees have neither. Or get bent about the fact that 90% of calls don't go through to the FEMA number.

    This is just rediculous to get worked up about. Who cares? If 1% of thet people affected have internet access, and 1% of those use Firefox (and happen to be using someones computer that has Firefox and not IE), then out of the million people affected, what? 100 might have a problem? 100 people tech aware enough to use firefox? They probably can find a damn cell phone.

    1. Re:So? by digidave · · Score: 5, Insightful

      1. A lot of people have Macs. A lot of people are stranded without easy access to multiple computer platforms.

      2. Aid workers are busy setting up computers for these people to use to contact relatives and fill out aid forms. They are not getting free Dell computers or free Windows licenses. They are setting up older computers that have been donated and may not run IE 6.

      3. FEMA's listed phone number will trigger an automated form delivery to your home address. In New Orleans. Not very helpful.

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  9. American citizens must use windows... by frinkacheese · · Score: 2, Informative


    Next you guys will have to use Windows to be considered citizens, get passports, a social security number...

    How can a government possibly limit it's services to people who use a certain software package? Is this discrimination? What would happen if it said "Sorry but because you're black you can not use this website" ?

    Yeah, that would be an issue...

    1. Re:American citizens must use windows... by Se7enLC · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The web page doesn't provide any service that can't be obtained via phone. Technically, nobody is forcing people to use the web page at all. It's an added service, and it's not unreasonable to think that in order to use it, you have to have certain things.

      Like if you want to go to McDonalds drive-thru you need to have a car. That's not discriminating against non-drivers, it's just saying that if you want to get food you have to wait in line inside.

      having said that, I agree, all webpages should work in mozilla, too. But they chose to develop for the most popular browser.

    2. Re:American citizens must use windows... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "[...] if you want to go to McDonalds drive-thru you need to have a car."

      I'm not sure if this is off-topic or not, but it reminded me of something that happened once.

      Back in 1985, as Hurricane Gloria was bearing down on Long Island, I decided it might not be a bad idea to head to the bank, get some cash, and lay in supplies for the day. I was tasked with keeping an eye on our network hubs which were located in a potentially leaky basement.

      In any event, I figured I'd make an early start of it. So I wandered down to the bank. This was before ATMs were particularly widespread, but the drive-thru tellers were in at 7:30. I figured I'd just walk up to the drive-thru teller, since I didn't have a car.

      No dice. I was refused service. Even when the cars had left, the teller refused to even go over to walk-up window. I would have to wait until the bank opened at 9:00AM.

      So I did. I waited until 9:00AM, got my money, made a bee-line to the store for food, etc. and got into work just as the storm started to hit in earnest.

      That weekend, I went into the bank, closed my account, and let them know exactly how I felt about being discriminated against.

      Part of my annoyance, of course, came from the fact that we have a hurricane bearing down on us and I have to stand around and wait while others are allowed to go, simply because the bank had some rule. Actually, the person at the bank I talked to agreed with me and the teller was reprimanded.

  10. Re:IE on Mac by falcon5768 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Microsoft doesnt support IE on mac like it does PC so there isnt the latest version of IE for the mac, which is what FEMA demands.

    Likewise M$ stated that they will no longer support the Mac period because basically they have Safari.

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  11. Cleary the government doesn't care about... by ottergoose · · Score: 2, Funny

    Clearly the government doesn't care about minorities. Only educated, rich, Windows users can apply for aid online.

    (Funny, not flamebait)

  12. Should wait until the site is cross compatible by ReformedExCon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They should not put anything up until the site is 100% cross-browser compatible.

    Obviously.

    I'm surprised this is even an issue for anyone. There is a huge disaster recovery effort going on and they need to have things working as soon as possible. If it requires IE, then that's just how it's going to be for the time being. There are other methods to file your claim (and let's face it, if you're online, you've got it better than 99% of the refugees who are stuck in a shelter).

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    1. Re:Should wait until the site is cross compatible by Bogtha · · Score: 2, Informative

      They should not put anything up until the site is 100% cross-browser compatible.

      I assume you are being sarcastic? You are looking at it backwards. Websites start out 100% cross-browser compatible. It takes more work to go from standard HTML forms that work in every browser to complicated XML data islands that only work in software from a single vendor. Somewhere, some incompetent web developer decided that simple HTML wasn't good enough, and put in extra work to make it more complicated and in doing so, locked people out.

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    2. Re:Should wait until the site is cross compatible by moof1138 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >There are other methods to file your claim

      AFAICT, many of those filing claims have to do it on line. The are running into problems with this setting up computer kiosks at all the shelters, since even if they are setting up a PC with Windows, it has to have the right version of IE, and many of the PCs are donated.

      They can't do it via mail - a ton of people lost their homes, and have no address. Even those who have an address in LA, AL, or MI are still in trouble if they were near the disaster area since the postal service has halted mail delivery.

      They can't do it via phone - those that have called have reported that FEMA will only mail them a claim form via the phone.

      Is there some other method I am overlooking? AFAICT if you lost your house, and you don't have access to the right version of a web browser this is a pretty major issue.

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    3. Re:Should wait until the site is cross compatible by Asprin · · Score: 2, Insightful


      I call bullstuff.

      It's obvious from the short period of time FEMA has had to set up this registration site that the code behind it has been in development for some time. It's likely a standard set of pages and code that come from a template they developed, so they copy it over and change the names and database connection and they're site's up and running. The problem isn't that FEMA was caught having to react to a disaster - that's their job. The problem is that their solution and design were chosen without concern for the actual needs and capabilities of the people they are chartered to assist.

      Access isn't about Minority or not, the ADA still requires wheelchair accessible bathroom stalls and entryways regardless the microscopic percentage of your employees that actually need them.

      The bottom line is that there are probably a couple of guys who make decisions high up in the FEMA IT department who - for whatever reason - just don't understand the fact that not everyone "lives in a Microsoft world" with them.

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  13. Thread over! by Throwman · · Score: 2, Funny

    You win!

  14. Re:IE on Mac by TobascoKid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    IE on the Mac stopped at 5.5. There is no IE 6 for the Mac.

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  15. Wow. by The+AtomicPunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's amazing, just a quick online form and they get a huge chunk of money I earned. I'm so glad the federal government decided to branch off into the free insurance business at my expense.

    1. Re:Wow. by quarkscat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You have to be aware by now that George W. Bush and his neo-Con(artist) cohorts in the US Congress are not now, and have never been "conservatives" (in the classical definition.) What they are are died-in-the-wool national (corporate) socialist opportunists who are perfectly willing to create new crises, if only to find the profit in it.

      The term "penny wise and pound foolish" comes to mind regarding both the optional (and ill-advised, ill-timed, and poorly executed) war in Iraq, AND this administration's focus on reducing Federal expenditures on American infrastructure in favor of tax cuts to their cronies. Failure to spend $500 million USD in a timely manner on the levee system has resulted in a recovery & reconstruction effort that will ultimately cost $250 billion USD.

      While no price can be placed on the tragic loss of life in New Orleans and the Gulf Coast, you can be fairly certain that far more Democrats than Republicans expired. One subsidiary of Haliburton, KBR, has already snagged contracts from DHS/FEMA for recovery & reconstruction efforts even now. As the GOP might say "Always look for the silver lining ...".

  16. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you've ever tried programming javascript for client side error checking of complex forms, you know that standards are very non-existant in the internet world.

    You shouldn't use clientsided checking, as the golden rule in web developing is that you can't trust the client, EVER. Clientsided checking should only be used as a convenience for the user (save the user a trip to the server and back because he forgot to fill in something), not for anything serious. You have to check input at the server script anyway, so why not allow non-javascript browsers?

  17. Annoying thing is by LarsWestergren · · Score: 3, Insightful

    9 times out of 10 when sites demand that you use IE, it works fine with other browsers as well and the check is completely unneccessary. Just damn lazy site creators who assume it will take a lot of resources and time to verify that the site works with other browers.

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  18. /. it by valentyn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now we Linux and Mac users from all over the world can try to test the site. That will at least help stress the servers to the point that simply no one will be able to file their requests.

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  19. Re:The problem by symbolic · · Score: 3, Informative


    This just one of a growing number of complaints against the FEMA. It's so bad that some are calling for its director, Micheal Brown, to be fired. Apparently, he's had problems in prior positions as well, as described HERE

    Also, to address your point, I'm guessing that people will be filing their claims OUTSIDE of those areas.

  20. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by onosendai · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm sorry, but that's not just true anymore. It's what I do, every day - and where JS/Client side scripting was hellish in the late 90's there are plenty of examples of complex and mature javascript driven apps. Claiming that it's all too hard is the easy way out, there are standards, they are supported, widely amongst modern clients and it's just lazy to say, "screw it, we'll make it work in IE and nothing else".

    You should also never be mandating error checking of complex forms on the client side because you can't control the client-side. If it's complex enough that you can't reliably deploy it in JS, you should be writing that logic into the server side code.

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  21. Re:Virtual PC by m4dm4n · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think in the end you're probably better off just using the telephone. They're more likely to understand technology thats been around for more than 100 years.

    "MS-Internet" is confusing to them.

  22. In other news FEMA missed the cluetrain by salesgeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is an example of what happens when you remove the public from participation in routine activites. One reason the gov't especially on public information systems should invite citizens to give them feedback is to prevent this kind of problem: people with older computers can't file. (this is a much bigger problem than Mac/Linux)

    Back in the day, FEMA was drilled and had a civilian function though the Civil Defense program. FEMA was well drilled and practiced at large scale disasters because it was busy preparing to deal with what happens after a massive nuclear strike. In the 80s much of FEMAs prepositioned assets were sold off (as opposed to updated) - handy stuff like surgical kits, sealed ready for action truck-in hospitals, pre-built emergency clinics, ready to go tent towns and prepositioned ration reserves. I bought some stuff at a local government auction when it happened, too (nice tents, cots, surgical kits make nice fly tying tools).

    The cold war era FEMA would have easily handled this disaster. The military commad structure would not have been nearly so worried about waiting for approval from a clueless governor or a mayor who was stuck in a location with limited communication capacity. Sometimes it is better to ask forgiveness from the politicians than the public.

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  23. FEMA demands? by joshsnow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "FEMA Demands Use of IE"

    Is this FEMA demanding? Or an ignorant IT services supplier supplying a solution which only works on the IE6 platform? Or (horror of horrors) is this system an in-house job?

    Maybe FEMA need to revist their IT procurement strategy - if they have one.

    In a situation like this, I would have thought that every effort would be made to make the application process accessible to everybody.

  24. First hand experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Having endured very similar circumstances, last year with hurricane Ivan, I can tell you that cell phones worked a month before any land lines or internet.

    I can also tell you that the people waist deep in this disaster really appreciate the media and Slashdot slashdotting the FEMA site right when they need it the most. But, at least you worthless bastards are doing your part by whining about their choice of browser, stuff that really matters! The browser debate was really important to me when I had no water or electricity for a month!

    1. Re:First hand experience. by NMerriam · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Having endured very similar circumstances, last year with hurricane Ivan, I can tell you that cell phones worked a month before any land lines or internet.

      The difference being, you were in the area where the disaster occurred and dealing with the damaged infrastructure. The people from Katrina are not sitting around New Orleans trying to fill out FEMA forms online, they are 600 miles away in Texas, Alabama, etc, where electricity, phones and computers are available to them.

      Those computers are all old, donated systems from corporations looking for a tax break. Those computers do NOT have dual Xeon processors and Windows XP with IE 6 on them, they're old Pentiums and PIIs running windows 98/IE5 and that sort of thing. God forbid Wal*Mart should donate a bunch of new $400 Linspire computers to the Red Cross thinking they can actually be any help.

      You wait in line for the computers, you wait in line for the phones, but hopefully everyone can get their stuff done. If you say "oh, none of the computers work with any of the forms you need to resume your life as a human being", then blammo, you just made everybody wait twice as long for the phone.

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  25. Re:FEMA's web portal design is the least of our pr by GreatBunzinni · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That isn't the issue. The issue is that FEMA created a website for people to file claims and because if it's poor, incompetent and idiotic design (according to reports, the page works great with the IE user agent), people are barred from accessing that functionality. That's the problem. No one is advocating that the FEMA people stop all operations so that they can focus on fixing the site.

    When a public institution sets up a service with the tax payer's money for the tax payers to use and in the end there are clients which *UNNECESSARILY* can't access the service, that is just plain incompetence.

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  26. No, no, no by Monoman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is exactly why I posted to Ask Slashdot (rejected) to ask what everyone thought about putting together some type of generic system for disaster victims.

    Disasters may be the worst time for requiring proprietary systems.

    There has been some discussion on isc.sans.org about the Red Cross needing IT volunteers to develop their system.

    My idea is that most of us have extra stuff laying around that could easily be used with a customized Knoppix type CD (no HD keeps the cost down and the system intact up). The systems could be used to get shelters online (some corp can provide the circuit for Internet access). On the backend there could be a DB for victims.

    Also, a lot of these people have lost EVERYTHING. A barebones computer that gets them online is better than no computer at all.

    And what better way to introduce more people the world without MS.

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  27. Re:And this a problem How? by SumDog · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because a lot of users will be at libraries trying to file their claim on public computers which are probably not running IE6 and will probably be running Win98

  28. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by BusterB · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, I'm sure that they have their web developer out in a helicopter right now scanning for survivors. Give me a break. Someone is paid to maintain and support this website, and he or she is not doing his job well.

  29. Crap. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If your code is REMOTELY standards compliant then it'll pretty much work on every browser. You have to really lock yourself into Active X and .Net before you run into true incompatibility, which means you have to decide from the start to use a platform that you know is imprefectly supported.

    If this was a business, fine, who cares. But this is a disaster relief agency funded by taxpayer dollars, and they goddamn well better have a site that can be viewed by all citizens who need to view it.

    Just part and parcel with the rest of their collossal incompetence during the current distaster.

    And don't tell me they have better things to do; I haven't seen 'em do hardly anything yet. They could have used the week after the hurricane, when they were sitting around with their thumbs up their asses while everyone else was doing their job for them to at least make a webpage that could at least be viewed by the people who're still using older versions of IE!

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    1. Re:Crap. by justin12345 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "If your code is REMOTELY standards compliant then it'll pretty much work on every browser."

      Yeah, every browser except IE.

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  30. TINFOIL HAT POST!!! by DenDave · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can see it already..

    Download Microsoft Vote(tm) for the next election!
    Anyone without a Genuine Advantage Entitled Windows XP Service pack 2 must either upgrade or not be able to register to vote. Available also for Windows MobileXP.

    From the EULA ... User accepts pre-defined choices in the following categories.... ... User declines the right to recall.... ... User hereby waives right to request a recount.... ... User will be registered to vote in a state of Microsoft's chosing as needs require....

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    Miles and miles away, in the White House....

    *computer*
    Good morning mister president
    *POTUS*
    Good morning computer, what are my orders today?

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  31. Assuming those people have their computers still by Picard102 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OMG! Only 90% of the people are going to be able to file a claim online! Assuming those people didn't have their computers destroyed in the flood.

  32. Re:Virtual PC by dsginter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What if you're running virtual PC on a mac?

    That whooshing sound was you missing the point entirely.

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  33. Re:IE on Mac by GreatDrok · · Score: 2, Informative

    IE on Mac stopped at version 5.2.3, not 5.5.

    The version of IE for Mac had very little to do with the Windows versions. Different code base etc. I tried to use it recently and most sites that require IE won't work with IE for Mac anyway so there is really very little point in having it. The thing is so slow it isn't funny and the look of it is quite unlike modern Mac applications as it is still covered in the old pinstripe stuff. Safari is much better and has much greater compatibility than IE for Mac these days so yes, MS is right, there is no need for IE for Mac.

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  34. Re:A new low for Slashdot. by Monoman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't think anyone has lost focus to the fact that there are bigger problems.

    Having said that, the whole situation is bringing other issues to light as well. Requiring IE (6 or later) is just stupid and puts up another hurdle for some of the people seeking assistance.

    This is the type of system that should be designed to conform to industry standards and the lowest common denominator. After a disaster we shouldn't be picky. Maybe all the "good" PCs got destroyed.

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  35. Re:Just Another Asinine Hurdle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you're going to start looking at who did what wrong, you should at least get your facts straight.

    First of all, FEMA has been largly dissolved into the Department of Homeland Security. That means that their resource level has changed.

    Second, FEMA had staged three days before the hurricaine hit.

    Third, the Mayor of New Orleans knew that a category 4 hurricaine was coming, and didn't declare a mandatory evacuation until 24 hours before the hurricaine struck.

    Fourth, George Bush told the NO Mayor to evacuate two to three days before that, but was ignored.

    Fifth, the NO Mayor tried to declare martial law. The NO Mayor doesn't have the power to declare martial law. S/he must request the Governor do that.

    Sixth, in order for the Federal government to get involved, the state government must declare a state of emergency, then declare that it cannot cope with the emergency without further assistance, and request that the Federal government provide that assistance. There is Federal law by which Fed (which includes both FEMA and the National Guard) is barred from assisting with a disaster without the express request by the state. Besides, didn't the mayor and governor state that they wanted this resolved locally?

    Seventh, one third of the NO police force abandoned their duties. I have heard arguments that they had a duty to their families, first. Sorry, but I just don't buy that. If you take up a position to serve your society, take an oath, and put on a uniform - be it police, military, or other - you fulfill your duty. You don't go off and loot. You don't abandon your post because it's tough. You do your duty.

    Now, you may believe that the Federal government obeying the law, and waiting until it's invited is a bad thing. I happen to believe that the Fed should not break the law, and that when the government obeys the law, that's a good thing. You can argue that the law is incorrect, but be careful about abdicating power from the people, or from the states to the federal government.

  36. what we need now by Alien54 · · Score: 4, Funny
    is for Microsoft to release a version update, say to 6.2, that would automatically install through auto-update, and break on the site.

    As they say, not FEMAs fault

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  37. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by Bogtha · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you've ever tried programming javascript for client side error checking of complex forms, you know that standards are very non-existant in the internet world.

    Client-side error checking is an optional extra. It's not necessary. The only things that are necessary to take information down from people are standard HTML forms that work in any browser.

    Cross-browser client-side validation isn't exactly rocket surgery either though. Checking field values in anything more recent than Netscape 4.0 is essentially identical.

    It's near impossible to cater a web app to every single flavor of every browser for every OS.

    No, it's not. It's difficult to do so if you want to incorporate fancy extras like animation, complex styling, dynamic page sections, etc, but none of that kind of thing is needed for a government website intended to take down peoples details. All they need are standard HTML forms with cookies to maintain state - things that have been working reliably in common browsers for a decade or so.

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  38. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Informative

    something tells me the mail might not get through to New Orleans addresses for a while...

    Something like this, perhaps.

  39. Re:FEMA's web portal design is the least of our pr by mmynsted · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You imply that making the form perform well for non-IE6 web browsers would have required more resources than making it perform well for only IE6.
    A multi-browser interface requires a different design, not necessarily a more expensive one.
    It was likely more a case of FEMA doing a poor job of anticipating the needs of their customers.
    If it was important enough for FEMA to spend resources to create an online form, it should have been important enough to take into account how people would likely access the form.

  40. Working fine in Opera 7 by cgenman · · Score: 4, Informative

    Seems to work fine in opera 7 so long as you Identify as MSIE 6.0. No problem with the capcha or anything.

    Of course, I didn't finish the registration process fully, so I can't say for sure. But it looks like the broweser banning is just a choice on their part rather than a technical limitation.

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  42. Re:Virtual PC by lxs · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think in the end you're probably better off just using the telephone

    --krrrr click--Thank you for calling FEMA, we regret to inform you that since you're using a Nokia mobile phone, we cannot connect you to an operator, please switch to a Motorola cellphone to make full use of our services. -bzzz- Have a nice day. --bleep--

  43. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I honestly hope you are not a web developer seeing as how you have absolutely no clue how design/development works.

    It isnt difficult to make it cross platform, and basically if you code to the standard most browsers will work, then you just modify a bit here and there so that IE will now work.

    it isnt a big deal.

    and it just goes to show how truely incompetent a lot of developers are.

  44. The target audience doesn't care by xplenumx · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For Pete's sake - let's cut the propaganda for once. I've been helping out at the Dallas convention center for the past five days and I can tell you first and that, for the people I've encountered anyway, they have very, very limited computer skills. Most of them were very poor prior to Katrina and owning a computer was never truly an option. It's not like they're sitting there, pulling out their self-built box, and saying "Ah shit - Damn FEMA for forcing me to install IE". I'd be shocked if more than a handful have even heard of Linux or Firefox, nevermind using it. The people that are affected by FEMA's choice certainly have the skills, knowledge, and ability to handle this very, very minor situation. The rest of us, quite frankly, don't really care.

  45. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by ubuntu2005 · · Score: 2, Informative

    just to let you know...I evacuated from New Orleans to Houston, Texas, I brought an extra tshirt and shorts and my powerbook G4. I tried to register via online and of course the stupid thing required internet explorer 6. So I had to call the toll free number which was inundated and took me hours. Also to check in on your account, you can loging with pin -password but of course it requires IE 6. Agency is just moronic.

  46. The text is wrong or was wrong... by Comatose51 · · Score: 5, Informative
    Opera and Netscape don't work either.

    That's not true. Opera works. I spent last weekend volunteering at the Reunion Arena shelter in Dallas. We booted one machine with Knoppix because the Windows install was bad. Mozilla and Konquerer failed to load the page correctly. So I downloaded Opera and it worked. Unless FEMA have gone out of their way to eliminate Opera, you should be able to register with Opera. In other words, there is nothing on that page that Opera cannot handle. We've registered a few hundred people already and a few with Opera.

    The stupid site really ticks me off. Even with IE you will have problems. I think they did the stupid thing in ASP. Every stupid action you take requires exchange of states between you and the server. If you click before that's complete it will give you and error and you might have to start all over. There was nothing on that page that could not have been done with simple HTML

    BTW, yesterday was the first day FEMA started working fully in Dallas. Their computers couldn't network properly so they had to take over OUR PCs to register people by doing exactly the same thing we've been doing. Not only that, they only want those computers, which do not belong to them, to be used only for FEMA registration. In the words of a FEMA worker, "People need money not email or Internet." That would be great if they all knew where the family was or our government was competent enough to provide them with that information. Unfortunately, most people have to look for their family on their own on the Internet.

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  47. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    Do you really think that there are any/many people filing FEMA claims via the internet?

    Maybe not, but let's go ahead and slashdot the registration site just in case.

  48. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by pboulang · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There are no towers. Central Offices are down. Emergency power generation is flooded. How can you say that cell phones work? Please note the massive demand for sat phones right now precisely because of this. But thank you for applying annecdotal evidence that isn't applicable.

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  49. George Bush IS a mac user... by ChePibe · · Score: 2, Informative

    George W. Bush IS himself a mac user.

    Which means he'd better fire the FEMA director for this one... as a fellow Mac using Republican, I would expect no less! Either that, or beat him with his iPod.

  50. there ought to be a law... by drwho · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There ought to be a law that says that all government web pages are standards-compliant and do not call for users to use a specific company's product to use them.

    Why people like the FSF aren't out there pursuing this instead of trying to ram political stuff into GPLV3, is what I want to know.

    1. Re:there ought to be a law... by oglueck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can not fix broken brains with new laws.

  51. Great work, Slashdot by XO · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In the middle of the largest disaster ever to befall the country, Slashdot goes and performs the Slashdot effect upon the website that takes claims.

    Good work and foresight, there, editors.

    And, you don't HAVE to Have IE 6 with JS enabled to file a claim. You could just use a TELEPHONE.

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  52. Turing-completeness by dusik · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But, to continue the pedantic trend, the systems in question aren't truly Turing-complete.

    They've got finite memory, don't they? ;)

  53. Re:FEMA's web portal design is the least of our pr by nolife · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Your logic is seriously flawed. First of all, FEMA is a COORDINATOR of emergency services. This includes coordination at all levels from first aid and plucking from roof tops to getting people the information and help they need to get longer term assistance and aid across different agencies. FEMA is not providing helicopters, money or food directly. Again, they are cordinating emergency responders. Not every one of the million or so people effected by the storm in the area is at the same point or condition. You can not wait and devote every resource (including your contracted web developer like you suggest) until every single person is out of the city before you start working with the people that are already out. The emergency response is a parallel effort, not serial. Many people are at the next level and need to apply for assistance now. There is an artifical barrier in place that may make the application harder or more difficult for some people. I agree that FEMA is all jacked right now though.

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  54. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by Xugumad · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Client-side error checking is an optional extra. It's not necessary. The only things that are necessary to take information down from people are standard HTML forms that work in any browser.

    In particular, a lot of people use client-side error checking instead of server side, for which they should be taken outside and shot. Client side error checking is a nice thing so the user doesn't waste a form submission, but is not a replacement for properly validating user input.

    Sorry, just fed up with everyone who knows Visual Basic and/or what the <script> tag does calling themselves a web application developer.
  55. Woman calls FEMA and gets runaround by dieScheisse · · Score: 5, Informative

    Just to add to this story...I was listening to a local talk radio station on my way home from work yesterday. They played an interview with a woman who was extremely frustrated, almost to the point of tears, with FEMA and their apparent lack of knowledge on the situation of people displaced by Katrina.

    She called them in order to make a claim and they asked her for her address so they could send her the required paperwork (not sure HOW she called them). She told them she no longer had an address as her home no longer existed. They then asked for her home phone number so they could call her back...she again informned them she no longer had a home. They then asked for her cell phone number. She again told them there was no cell phone service where she is located. They then asked her for her fax number...then her email address....you get the picture.

    FEMA's motto must be "Let's make it hard for people to get the support they need."

    Is FEMA living in a hole, in a cave, in the middle of a desert or what?

    1. Re:Woman calls FEMA and gets runaround by Renraku · · Score: 2, Funny

      FEMA: How can we help you today?

      Thug: Uum. I want free money.

      FEMA: Ok, were you in New Orleans and lost everything?

      Thug: Yep.

      FEMA: Ok, where did you live?

      Thug: My house was destroyed.

      FEMA: Ok, we'll write that check right now.

      Thug: Make it out to Achmed Hamed. I'm in Nigeria.

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    2. Re:Woman calls FEMA and gets runaround by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But thing that will never enter the typical persons mind, you will never hear on TV, and will most certainly never be considered by the government is that maybe the whole idea of having one monsterous FEDERAL emergency management agency would be far less effective that have a plurality of highly adapted and streamlined local emergency management agencies.

      But mainly because it isn't necessarily true. If there is a fixed budget for "government" (being all governments, local, state and federal), then one agency will have a smaller set of resources, but better developed (and since there are rarely multiple disasters at the same time, this is the most efficient setup). The many little agencies will have to have massive amounts of duplication. All the budget for the nation's emergency response will be eaten up by thousands of command vehicles and generators that are spread around the country and all too small to handle something as large as an entire city being flooded for weeks. So, you'll spend the same to get much less. Also, a city can't call up the Guard, demand other nearby areas send help (though the help would be more of the same and not specialized gear). FEMA is supposed to have the capability to mobilize greater resources than the city and state could muster. FEMA is supposed to be able to coordinate local, state, regional and national response. FEMA is supposed to be able to prepare and respond to disasters like New Orleans. The local responses are not capable of responding, even with twice the budget of FEMA being given back to the states for that purpose. That FEMA failed in its task isn't indicative of them not being capable of acting. It is indicative of politics and image being more important than action. FEMA had the capability, the resources, and the authority to save thousands of lives that were lost. FEMA is a good idea that was implemented poorly.

  56. accessibility is the way to do this by Sad+Loser · · Score: 4, Informative


    Surely they can be nailed on the accessibility.
    There is a nice helpful link on every page saying that they are committed to accessibility.
    There is even a email address, to allow people who think that accessibility to this site is sub-optimal, to contact them.
    If you know anyone who feels this way, maybe they should send an email to
    FEMAOPA@dhs.gov
    and I'm sure they will be pleased to sort it out.

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    1. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wasn't aware that using an alternative operating system and/or browser was considered a disability.

    2. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by Rooktoven · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What if you can't afford an XP license?

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    3. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by mkelley · · Score: 2, Informative

      accessibility doesn't mean, disability. It means access to any and everyone reguardless of browsers, computers, or physical aspects.

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      life is like a freeway, if you don't look you could miss it.
  57. Very easy to get around this site's requirements by xQuarkDS9x · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you are using Proxomitron and Grypen's Latest Filters for Proxomitron, then this sites "IE only requirement" becomes VERY easy to bypass.

    How do you we do this once Proxomitron and Gryphen's filters are installed? Easy! Open up

    User - Include - Exclude.txt

    Then add the following into this file.

    www.fema.gov $SET(keyword=.js.ajs.code.flash.popup.iesite.)

    Once this is done - you can now visit the site using any god damn browser you want. In my case I tested the registration page under Opera, Firefox, and Mozilla, and as far as FEMA site was concerned, this was my user agent.

    User-Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)

    So really, I don't know why moronic webmasters, especially for a government or government related site, want to pull shit like this for users whom may not know how to get around "IE only" requirements.

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  58. Your own damn fault... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Perhaps it is not my place to write this here, since I am not a citizen of this country. Hence I will remain just an anonymous voice of a coward, but, somebody got to say this.

    It is your own damn fault that things like this happen. It is you who need to stand up, write to your congressmen, and demand that laws would be passed where public information as well as public government websites be made available indiscriminant of the tools the citizens have to access them. And if the citizens do not have the tools to access them, the government should provide those for free (how expensive is it to provide an iso image of a bootable CD that has a browser - pick a choise of quite a number these days).

    All of the government websites should be required by law to be written for the lowest common denominator between all the browsers adhering to the most widely supported HTML standard among them all.

    I think this kind of follows in the same tracks as serving the blind and the deaf, they are a minority, yet they are just as important members of this society. Perhaps lynx users are also a minority, yet I do not find any reason to think why they would be any less valuable members of it.

    Yes, most of the blind and the deaf became not of their own choosing, and yes, not all of the lynx users are using it because they just love it. There are times when circumstances limit you to using a particular browser, say IE no matter how much you hate it, however I would expect to be able to access my government's site no matter what browser I have at hand at the moment.

    So get off your behinds, and do something about it, because I cannot do that for you, your government does not allow me to.

  59. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Informative
    Where I was, two networks (AT&T and Cingular) stayed up. The remainder were down. In one case, Nextel, that was deliberate policy - it wasn't so much that the networks weren't operational, it's that ordinary customers were locked out so that the emergency services would have cleared lines to use. Even though AT&T and Cingular were up, the two networks were so overloaded it was exceptionally difficult to get calls out. If the situation in New Orleans had been as good as the situation in Florida, it would be a mistake to suggest using cellphones to contact FEMA is a viable option.

    As it happens, the mobile networks in New Orleans were completely knocked out by this. It wasn't until Saturday that Verizon and T-Mobile were able to get their services semi-operational. Sprint PCS is having problems, and Cingular didn't comment in the report I read on the subject (I know they're all doing what they can.) Landline service is spotty in the area, with many exchanges waterlogged.

    Of course, this in some ways is beside the point. Nobody trying to contact FEMA for a Katrina claim is actually in New Orleans at the moment. That said, a large effort to keep Katrina refugees in contact with the outside world via Internet kiosks is underway, and this type of thing will directly hurt that.

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  60. blocking claims is blocking claims by freezin+fat+guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I appreciate and agree with the parent post that this is not nearly the biggest concern right now, but it IS just one more slap in the face for everyone trying to file claims with anything other than Windows/IE6.

    I work in this industry and can assure readers with no uncertainty that such users comprise well more than 1% of the computing population. Recent numbers put non-IE6 use for a number of popular sites anywhere between 12-26%. My read is that US government sites will currently attract a number at the low end of that range.

    Whether or not site compatibility is a priority right now IS debatable so long as people have other means of contact but this should NEVER have happened in the first place.

  61. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by brouski · · Score: 2, Informative

    In Baton Rouge following the storm, cell phones for all practical purposes were as useless here as in New Orleans. Whether this was due to damage to infrastructure or network overload, I couldn't tell you.

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  62. No whining, ...do by beforewisdom · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have gone through this with a number of organizations.

    I have found that writing emails about the situation, the existence of the World Wide Web Consortium standards body, and the existence as well as compliance of "other browsers" with the w3.org standards.... politely, usually results in the site getting updated when the organization gets a chance.

    Nobody wants to have their organization as being seen as backwards technically or with regards to standards.

    Please do no just complain about this issue on slashdot. Send a polite not to FEMA.

  63. Re:FEMA's web portal design is the least of our pr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Collecting people data and filing claims is basically same for any disaster. So FEMA should have made a portal that supports popular browsers long *before* Katrina hit.

    I might agree that this is not the biggest fuckup of FEMA but it's just one more proof that lots of people there are not doing their job.

    BTW, many people were writing that refugees don't have computers and Internet access to use this portal anyhow. Most of the refugees by now are located outside of the disater area and any (or most) town libraries have Internet access. So Internet may be the best way for them to file claims and look for relatives.

  64. Those Bastards! by tenaciousdRules · · Score: 2, Informative

    Now all of those homeless nomads won't be able to use all that spare electricity and bandwidth going around the Gulf Coast to get help unless they bow to the power of Microsoft! Have any of you worked in a government agency? I do. It isn't even remotely what you think. It is far worse. I am mandated to only develop using Microsoft technologies. If I go above and beyond and make sure my stuff works on anything else (mozilla (which I use) etc...) there is a good chance a mozilla or opera user will be denied access anyway.

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  65. Welcome IE Overlords by netrangerrr · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our IE browser overlords. This type of forced standardization by government experts is exactly what we need. It's too confusing to support more than one operating system and browser when writing evil attacks.

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    "As for the future, your task is not to foresee it, but to enable it." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
  66. That Feature is; [drum roll] by infonography · · Score: 2, Informative

    Incompetence.

    This is part of a string of bad moves from FEMA. Brown is a serial Incompetant. This is a man kicked out of the International Arabian Horse Association for gross stupidity.

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  67. In consideration by matt+me · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Guys, given we are Slashdot, we should try not to all go to the offending site, and test it in Lynx with a changed user-agent and send millionsof emails to their support department. We need to keep this site up so ppl can submit submit their Hurricane claims.

  68. And the catch is... by Criterion · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You gotta love their disclaimer...

    "unless an undue burden would be imposed on us"

    Who, exactly, decides what is an "undue burden" and what is their criteria for deeming it so?

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    We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
  69. agreed by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 2, Informative

    I agree. I just sent them (femawebmaster@dhs.gov) this quote, and some other nasty thoughts. Please crush them with email. This is BS.

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  70. Re:I'm going to quote someone I despise by NMerriam · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So what are we going to do now? Rewrite the site for cross-browser compatibility? And have it crash miserably when it goes live? Better to keep those 87% of IE users, no?

    I don't think anyone is really disagreeing with you (and I don't really see that you're disagreeing with others, either). Certainly if this is the site, then this is the site. Nobody wants them to take it down if they don't have an alternative in place (although, really, how long would it take to build an alternative that is compatible? a week? This is an online form that interfaces with an existing database, most web devs could build a low-tech HTML 3.0 version on a gray page background in 4 hours and leave the rest of the week for making sure the database spits out usable error messages when field validation fails)

    The main point is we SHOULD complain and say that it isn't good enough, it isn't satisfactory, and it needs to be improved ASAP. It is unacceptable for an organization that specifically targets those with the least amount of choice in resources. Truthfully, I think it's unacceptable for ANY government organization, but this one in particular -- the evacuees don't get to pick and choose whether they have access to a phone, a Windows PC, a Mac, or a Linspire from Wal*Mart.

    But we have to make noise about the issue so that it is fixed and people in power pay attention to it for the few moments they are forced to look at these normally invisible technical matters.

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  71. Re:While I Agree that this is Egregious... by shumacher · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most of the population evacuated. FEMA claim forms are very important to people who left, are safe, but are running out of hotel money, spending money, gas money.
    So, you're in a strange city, and your Dell Celeron box is sitting under a foot of mud. Doesn't really matter, as it's two hundred miles away, behind police roadblocks and without power, phone or broadband.
    You can't reach FEMA on the phone - they keep hanging up on you because they're swamped.
    You're looking for a computer with an internet connection. Not just any computer. No macs, no 'NIX, no webtv, no cellphone browsers, no older PCs. Windows XP doesn't even assure you success. It has to have IE 6, which was a large download and was unavailable at the launch time of any Windows desktop operating system.

    You're looking for a computer that has either been updated, or is fairly new and runs windows. Heck, I've never seen IE 6 in a library! Around here, they run IE 5 or Navigator!

  72. Re:STOP WHINING! by jp10558 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is going to be redundant, but the issue is this: People have lost their possessions. So likely don't have computers.

    The phone service will only mail you forms to your home address, either being useless as they don't have mail service or an address to deliver to, or delaying their movement through the system for no reason.

    The alternative is the web based form, however, in the shelters the only computers available are donated ones. Many of these do not have WindowsXP installed, and even if they did, the disaster workers are using putting in a standard Knoppix boot to greatly simplify administration and such. Not to mention avoid license issues.

    So they cannot access the forms this way either, again needlessly delaying their progress. This is forcing many people to wait until the disaster is over, and FEMA gets around to placing kiosks where people can go to sign up.

    Not only is this inefficient for FEMA, but it's stupid to make people in a shelter with a computer and internet access unable to fill out the forms NOW.

    By requireing IE6 - FEMA is saying that people need to donate new computers or ones with paid up licenses (and how does one do that anyway? Lots of red tape) vs giving any functional hardware from the last 12 years or so and a non legally encumbered CD the aid workers can pop-in.

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  73. I'll buy that... for a millionth of a cent by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Sounds like a weak excuse to me. The fact is that submitting forms and that sort of thing don't require an "application" at all. They require HTML and a bit of server-side technology that has only been active and stable for, say, 15 years now.

    or maybe 25. I'm just a kid so I don't know.

    Can I ask a follow-up question? When, if ever, did it first occur to FEMA that people registering/applying via the Web might be a Good Thing? This week?

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    1. Re:I'll buy that... for a millionth of a cent by jayhawk88 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You know given the flux that FEMA has been in the past few years, it's not suprising and, in fact, perhaps even understandable, that some tech hasn't yet got to the "Redesign online application form" on his ToDo list yet. I mean lets be honest people: How many of us have projects that have been sitting on our desk for 6 months, 12 months, hell 5 years, that we "just never get around to starting". The difference is that most of us don't work with FEMA and get our prioritizing mistakes posted to the front page of Slashdot when the shit hits the fan.

      And just as a side note, if I'm ever in a disaster the size and scope of which requires me to contact FEMA, my first thought is not going to be "Oh gee I better check their website". I know it's 2005 and all but in that situation I'm still going to want to talk to a live person.

    2. Re:I'll buy that... for a millionth of a cent by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "I know it's 2005 and all but in that situation I'm still going to want to talk to a live person."

      You and the other several hundred thousand people like you, in this case. Problem is there aren't 6-7 digits of FEMA employees to talk back to you.

      That's what websites are for, isn't it? Hey what if I took my laptop and portable hotspot down to reunion center and volunteered a few hours to get people registered, etc.

      Oh. can't. 'Cause I use fedora and firefox. Can't submit html forms.

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    3. Re:I'll buy that... for a millionth of a cent by jmorris42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > ..if I'm ever in a disaster the size and scope of which requires me to
      > contact FEMA, my first thought is not going to be "Oh gee I better check
      > their website".

      Tell that to the folks filling our public labs the last week. All I have to say is "Thank God for Crossover Office" or I'd be up to my behind in demands to load up Windows XP on our machines. Which would be exactly what Microsoft intended with this stunt. Call me paranoid, but I don't think this was an accident for a millisecond. These are the guys who throw chairs and scream "I'm goinna &$#*ing kill Google." This is exactly how they 'compete.'

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    4. Re:I'll buy that... for a millionth of a cent by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2, Funny

      "My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon."

  74. For the sake of the people who NEED to register by crivens · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For the sake of the people who NEED to register, please do NOT Slashdot their site!!!

  75. Not uncommon. by UncleRage · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I live and run a PC Repair/Gaming shop in western New York (Chautauqua County, to be more specific). This area's main industry is grapes (as consumable food stuff, i.e. Welch's juice, jellies, etc...), ergo, there are a lot of farmer's here.

    As of last year, most of the buyers began requiring the farmers to file their spray reports (records of fertilizers and pesticides) electronically. The means of filing differed between two major buyers -- one is via the web, the other via a spreadsheet and emailed. The web version - IE only (no mac's, no *nix, no alternative browsers). The other, an Excel spreadsheet that does not like opening in OOo.

    (In all honesty, that has opened up a nice side service for my business...)

    My point is not to detract from the tragedy that has befallen the victims of Katrina, only to point out that it is not uncommon for decision makers (who's very decisions effect a group's livelihood) to make unwise decisions.

    I would be interested to see if there's an increase in sales of x86 laptops on ebay (or any used market) specifically for Mac users who need to file with FEMA. (Just as interesting would be to see if there's an increase in sales of Crossover Office).

    <sarcasm> Maybe's there's grant money there for a study.</sarcasm>.

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  76. He's notorious in the horse community... by jpellino · · Score: 5, Informative

    My wife's an arabian horsewoman and shot up in her chair when she heard he was in charge of FEMA. He nearly broke the International Arabian Horse Association with lawsuits over equine comsmetic surgery, and soon after solicited personal defense funds as part of his work - an ethics violation. He left with the IAHA in a pretty good uproar in the middle of a three year contract. Either way, it was Charlie Foxtrot.

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    1. Re:He's notorious in the horse community... by Thondermonst · · Score: 2, Funny

      My wife's an arabian horsewoman

      Just wondering, is that painful?

  77. Re:Isn't there a IE for Mac? by Jerry+Rivers · · Score: 2, Informative

    IE on the Mac is v.5.2.3 and developement basically stopped on it in 2001.

    http://www.microsoft.com/mac/downloads.aspx#IE

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  78. Re:there IS be a law... by Ranger · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's called Section 508.

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  79. Re:Actually, no by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "1) How will he tell?"

    If someone else tells him. If he happens to poke around in any way, and finds something that seems odd. If anyone remotely technical apart from you looks at the work, who doesn't:
          i) Already agree the guy's a fuckwit
          ii) Already know you lied to him and covered it up
          iii) Agree it's ok to lie to your boss, and
          iv) Have nothing to gain by showing the boss he's been lied to.

    Once he gets suspicious you have to lie again to cover that. And at the very least he's going to be suspicious from now on, so you're less likely to get away with anything (possibly, more important) in the future.

    Basically, once you lie to him once, you'd better be fucking sure he's never, ever going to find out about it. See my earlier point about "it'll never happen" scenarios ;-)

    "2) If it works, why will he bother?"

    Some people place a higher priority on "being obeyed" than on "things working".

    They probably justify it to themselves that if they can't trust the employee to do whatever you want, no matter how insane, pointless or counter-productive, then you can't trust the employee, period.

    The people are generally paranoid, uneducated in the relevant field, prone to micromanagement, fucking control freaks, and, overwhelmingly, bosses.

    "3) You'll give yourself an ulcer if you keep bending over like that"

    Well, no ulcers yet, but several bald patches on my head from tearing hair out, yes.

    "4) If you let the insane define reality, then your reality will be insane"

    Oh, do you work here? What are the odds? ;-)

    "5) NEVER get into a position where you *need* the job. Build up, save a little, keep within your means and you can kiss a stupid job goodbye (note: if you get sacked because you didn't apply the required solution, but still got the result, you will get severance and dole)."

    That's a lovely idea, but unfortunately, with the state of higher education in the UK, you're lucky to come out of your first degree without at least a £10,000 debt. A good first job in computing in my area is £16,000-£18,000. It can take a long while to dig yourself out of the hole, and you'd better quickly get used to getting fucked in the arse on the way... :-(

    Also, a note: I don't know where you're from, but here in the UK disobeying any reasonable request from your boss can easily end up as "Gross Misconduct". Getting sacked is also no guarantee you'll immediately get the dole, and the dole doesn't cover things like a car (essential to find a new job), university loan repayments, lack of a recent reference for your CV, etc.

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  80. bad timing by rhendershot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... to slashdot the FEMA website.

    That being said, I don't understand how it is that a simple form could not have been quickly created using generic technology just to capture the information required. A day or two? I call strawman to their excuse that it was an internal application that fails them; clearly it was a choice that fails them. A choice made under duress, admittedly. But duress due -again- to being *unprepared*.

    I would think that the scenario is obvious since 9/11, so having had several years to prepare, this situation is most egregious. Unfathomable. Unconscionable.

    Not wanting to /. the site further I did not try to find out how much complexity the form has... but even a simple form that posts to a servlet to store in a temporary database table. Something....

  81. Can we share ANY blame with Lousianna? by alexhmit01 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Look, FEMA fucked up and was sloppy. I have no idea how much was the politically appointee at the top, and how much is institutional stupidity that goes back years. Some blame belongs to Bush and his appointee, on the "buck stops here" logic, but let's be realistic on some of what happened.

    The Levee maintenance program has been "underfunded" for THREE decades. Every federal program is "underfunded," because people ask for the world, get something, and can now claim to have been underfunded.

    It is NOT clear that if that $250m was restored to the Federal budget that the levees would have held. We have NO IDEA. But when the levees and a system designed for Category 3 Hurricanes gets hit with a slow moving Category 4, better maintenance PROBABLY WOULD NOT have mattered.

    Louisiana/New Orleans have a Levee Maintenance Board that is supposed to maintain and improve the Levees. They can issue municipal bonds to pay for it (those lovely options that cities and states have that pay a lower interest rate than treasuries, because the interest is federal tax free, so the government picks up a third of the interest tab in terms of your rate being lower by a third). However, in typical Louisiana corruption, it was filled with political friends with NO INTEREST in Levees, and focused on casinos.

    Further, FEMA is EXTREMELY powerful, which makes civil libertarians nervous. Here you have an executive branch department that can single-handedly declare martial law, basically suspend the constitution, etc., powers normally only available to Congress in wartime. The CHECK on government abuse is that a city or state MUST request that help. Now, in an ideal world, FEMA would ONLY be called in REAL emergencies (but when you declare an emergency, FEMA picks up 80% of the tab, so anytime you can you declare an emergency), but federal programs only work when they expand, not only act 1-4 times a decade.

    The evacuation of New Orleans was the city's responsibility and the city's PLAN called for using school buses to evacuate people... why didn't this happen?

    Notifying FEMA of where shelter's are is a LOCAL responsibility, because FEMA doesn't come in until AFTER there is an emergency. The Superdome is a lovely batch of embarrassment. FEMA learned through official channels 2 or 3 days in that there were people there with no food and water. The news-media was floored "don't you have a television." But as sad as this is, it kinda makes sense... You have some level of lower down FEMA officials going over their checklist, and the Superdome isn't on it, so it is ignored. The higher ups are watching the Superdome footage on TV thinking "those poor people, at least help is on the way." But a disconnect there completely makes sense, and is extremely tragic. Whoever is on the ground sees that it isn't on their list and assumes that it is someone else's. Those above that see it isn't getting help assume that it is on someone's list... More people die... I place the bame 70%-30%, 70% on local officials who didn't notify FEMA properly, and 30% Fed's, because when you see the media talking about people there being without food or medicine for 2-3 days, you call down the pipe until you find out who is responsible for it. The media attention could have made it possible to save lives, if someone thought outside the box.

    Decades of mismanagement and corruption in Louisiana caused a catastrophe... Bush is apparently a COMPLETELY incompetent leader who can't get anyone good in the government... This situation sucks. But I'm sick of the partisanship on this... Plenty of stupidity goes around.

    BTW: more has been spent on Levee's by the Feds in the 5 years that Bush has been in office than the 8 years that Clinton was in office. That doesn't mean anything, but this "Bush wanted to levees to break so he cut funding" doesn't match reality. I'm pretty sure that the leader of the free world wasn't personally overseeing levee maintenance... unfortunately, neither was the levee maintenance board...

    Alex

  82. Re:To Quote Prez Bush by narcc · · Score: 2

    I Couldn't find the Bush quote. Can you provide a link?

  83. Re:I wonder by Ricochet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The reason is that some people are building web access kiosks and they're using Linux. The reason for the kiosks are so people can communicate with others. While I agree it's not the first thing on the list of that which is important, communication is important and these kiosks may be the first thing available to many. Also by using the kiosk they may be able to start the FEMA paper work early and get something that can help them soon.

  84. Now Posted On FEMA Site by digid · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Currently to complete your application online you must be using Microsoft's Internet Explorer 6.0 or above. We are in the process of modifying the application so that it will be available to additional browsers."

    Slashdot Effect in Action. Slashdot Activism is Cool

  85. Follow the money by Dire+Bonobo · · Score: 2, Insightful
    > That's funny, because I seem to remember notable publications like the
    > New York Times criticizing the earlier form of his budget

    So? Since when did the NYT have any control over the budget of the federal government?

    The buck stops where the control rests; bringing in irrelevant parties---whether they're the NYT or Santa Claus---doesn't change who is responsible for cutting New Orleans levee funding.

  86. konqueror 3.4.0 seems to work by lordscotus · · Score: 2, Informative

    I just tried with Firefox and got the nasty IE message. Then I set the browser ID to IE6/Win5.1 and tried with konqueror. After a few glitches probably attributable to a busy server, it worked!

    This tells me that it probably should work with Firefox, but they have set it to give the error when it gets that browser string!

    I know some of these guys like M$, but this is ridiculous!

  87. I don't care WHO'S responsible.... by Patchw0rk+F0g · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I only care who suffers. I'm not in the delta basin... I'm in southern Ontario. I don't care who gets e. coli or not... I'm in southern Ontario. I don't care who sniffs raw sewage or tends to get the bends from having to get back up from 12 feet of water overlaying their house.

    I'm from southern Ontario.

    I do care about some things, though.

    I care about people. This is something I've not read about much on here. Like it or not, Slashdot readers/posters seem to be a bit of a-lacking when it comes to communal feelings. Assholes, I'd call it.

    I'd like to take the time to thank the poeple that are saving the animals. I'm not a Noah, but I respect the task that they're doing, and recognize the risk that's involved. Kudos to them, and most gracious thanks to their work.

    I'd also like to send out thanks to everyone else who isn't in the disaster zone, who is helping out with arms-outstretched, to help those in need of some caring, some basic human comfort. If you're a person, we need you to survive, and I've been there, arms wide open. It's a generous thing, to have gone through such a struggle, and emerge intact. We need your stories, not for the root cause of survival, but for the sustaining that your stories give us. Tell us about it, and make our meagre lives better.

    --
    When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. ~~ Hunter S. Thompson