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TiVo Causes Increase in Product Placement

ndansmith writes "Wired has got an article on how TiVo and other 'ad-skipping technologies' have caused an upsurge in product placements on network television shows. The 84% increase in product placements on TV over the last year has drawn protests from both the Writers Guild of America and the Screen Actors Guild. An example from the article: 'In a recent episode of the NBC series Medium, writers had to work the movie Memoirs of a Geisha into the dialogue three times because of a deal the network made with Sony earlier in the season. They even had the characters go on a date to an early screening of the movie and bump into friends who had just viewed Geisha to tell them how good it was.' Readers may also remember a controversial Cisco Systems product placement on Fox's 24."

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  1. And the winner is... by phpm0nkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Shake's 12 minute commercial for Boost Mobile!

    OK, so they were taking a shot at product placement in TV shows, but still, damn. I hope everyone at Williams Street got some free phones.

    1. Re:And the winner is... by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 2, Funny
      Dont forget Axe Body Spray! (tm)

      In all seriousness, that was a pretty funny one. I havent seen any new ones of those in awhile, still like the PDA episode...

      "Here, take it. It makes me look like a hillbilly."

    2. Re:And the winner is... by GeekyMike · · Score: 4, Funny

      I like the Axe commercial with the hot girl bathing someone "ooh, you're a dirty boy, how old are you?" "22" "Ooh, yes you are"

      I laughed so hard the first time I saw that. I don't think I would commercial skip because I am afraid I will miss some of the better forms of comedy on television (reference the CITI identity theft service commercial series). Then again, I could skip the personal injury lawyer commercials and their darn jingles.

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    3. Re:And the winner is... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      It's offtopic I think, but I think T*Mobile's ads poking fun of Boost Moble was funny, I think it was Poser Moble.

    4. Re:And the winner is... by mr_zorg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree whole heartedly, all it takes to get people to watch commercials is clever/entertaining commercials. I for one will always stop and watch a Jack in the Box commercial, even as I skip over the others. Why? 'Cause they're funny as hell (usually)...

    5. Re:And the winner is... by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I don't get Jack in the Box commecials. They don't seem very funny to me.

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    6. Re:And the winner is... by lysergic.acid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      i think the ratio of truly funny commercials to complete crap ones is pretty low. wouldn't you rather be watching the actual programming that had you watching that channel in the first place?

      it's kinda like, yea, once in a while you might see something entertaining while sitting in traffic, but do you really wanna sit in traffic all day long just so you can catch those rare moments?

    7. Re:And the winner is... by eurenix · · Score: 1

      Have you tried watching TV lately? Find me a show that doesn't fit your description of commercials, and I'll show you one not long for this world.

    8. Re:And the winner is... by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      You might want to see a doctor and see if you can have your humor adjusted.

      Because no matter how big the hamburger might be, there's never room for sprouts...

    9. Re:And the winner is... by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      I mostly watch animated shows(South Park, Family Guy, Futurama, Simpsons, ATHF, etc.) but I mostly download these off the internet. When I used to have cable and watch TV, I'd watch the IFC or sundance channel or other movie channels. I think I'd still much prefer these programs over tv commercials.

    10. Re:And the winner is... by talon001100 · · Score: 1

      OK Doesn't this all REEK of "Truman Show"?

    11. Re:And the winner is... by stalky14 · · Score: 1

      Whoah. I didn't know Boost was real. Scary.

      That was the funniest AquaTeen since Frat Aliens, though.
      Good stuff. Way better than Sunday's Simpsons. God, is that
      show over the hill...

    12. Re:And the winner is... by bombadillo · · Score: 1

      In Brittan Axe is known as Lynx. Same Comercials , Same product, Similar logo and tag line. Instead of the the "Axe effect" it's the "Lynx effect". The UK had the product first though. I remember seeing Lynx back in 2001 and thinking how funny the commercials were and that I wished we had comercials like that in the U.S. Pretty interesting how they slightly change a product to market to different countries.

    13. Re:And the winner is... by Seumas · · Score: 1

      The funniest thing about the AXE commercials is that, apparently, there are men over the age of twelve who thinks that shit smells good and is going to attract chicks.

      TIP #324: A good cologne / scent is going to run you more than $4.99/bottle. Do yourself a favor and splurge for the $50+ bottle of Bvlgari or something (actually, you should have several variations of scents so you aren't predictable).

      And while we're on the subject of Tivo causing an increase in product placements - I would correlate that with Adblock for Firefox has caused an increase in Slashdot's product placements *cough* **Beatles-Beatles *cough* . . .

    14. Re:And the winner is... by wohlford · · Score: 1

      Then again, I could skip the personal injury lawyer commercials and their darn jingles.

      There's this jingle on TV from one of those personal injury lawyer commercials that my one year old son just loves. For some reason, any time its on the boob tube he completely stops what he's doing and quietly watches the whole 30 second ad. I'm not sure how good the lawyers are, but they could make a killin' on DVDs.

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    15. Re:And the winner is... by TV_Slug · · Score: 1
      Nah, the best (worst?) example of product placement on TV was an episode of "According to Jim" that was a half hour ad for Red Lobster. The show purportedly was about one of the children going on the spelling bee circuit and what a hassle it was for the parents, but the thrust of the show was how, after every win, they would take the kid to Red Lobster because she loved the food there. There were constant references to it and, in the final scene of the show, they even unfurled a banner with the name and logo at the spelling bee championship.

      Red Lobster bought itself a nice primetime infomercial.

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    16. Re:And the winner is... by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Well I eat at Erik's Deli regularly, which puts sprouts on everything. .. So I still don't get the joke.

      I don't like Geico commecials either.

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  2. Good or Bad? by Donniedarkness · · Score: 3, Interesting

    While there are obvious disadvantages to this (such as crappier, cheesier scripts), couldn't this be a good thing? I mean, wouldn't you guys like it if commercials were cut down signifigantly? I know that I would.

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    1. Re:Good or Bad? by servognome · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I mean, wouldn't you guys like it if commercials were cut down signifigantly?

      Not at the price of hurting the actual show. I can buy DVDs and not worry about commercials, or just go get food during commercial breaks. Product placement doesn't give you those options.

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    2. Re:Good or Bad? by yamla · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't get it. How could turning the whole show into a commercial be considered cutting down on commercials?

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    3. Re:Good or Bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about significantly less commercials and NO product placement?? Try the UK!

      Over here the ITC have strict rules on when networks can and can't show adverts, how many can be shown and so on.

      The end result is that a series of '24' in the UK is only 18 hours long±! :)

    4. Re:Good or Bad? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Somehow, it doesn't seem to be working that way. From what I've seen of Big Entertainment(TM), they'll likely keep taking their regular ads and be happy to take any placement ads on top of that. Like with movies, ticket prices, leader ads and DVD income wasn't enough, they had to do Coke placement too.

      Heck, at least one entire episode of American Chopper was more or less a product placement ad, the one I remember was one for Gillette where they made a "theme bike" in the style of the M3 razor they were launching. The results were actually pretty cool looking, but it still looked like a huge placement ad.

    5. Re:Good or Bad? by yuud · · Score: 1

      the "obvious disadvantage" you cite is a "show stopper" (literally) for me. having a story modifed to market some product pisses me off to no end.

      for more insight, see maddox's review:

      http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=i_ robot

    6. Re:Good or Bad? by Loconut1389 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I would -never- watch Lost live on TV for one simple reason - commercials. Lost is such a film-like script, the commercials would totally ruin the feel. We missed the first season and rented it on DVD via Netflix (a godsend for tv series!), and watched the whole thing nearly straight through. After getting the 5.1 dolby digital and the full cinematic effect unbroken by tampon and maxi pad commercials, there's no way I'd ever watch a show like that on TV again. I just bought my wife a 140 hour TiVo for Christmas which will arrive this week- I'd consider watching a show like Lost on the TiVo if the commercial skipping worked out. I'd watch comedies and other less immersive television on live TV, but I think for me the days of watching commercials are generally over.

      If they start putting placements in the show to the point it's like the Truman Show, they'll lose much of the (large amount of) money I spend yearly when DVD release time comes out.

      Unfortunately, it's not like they can edit that crap back out before the DVD release without affecting the show even more.

      Placements are a lose lose. If you're paying for the DVD, you shouldn't have to pay for the commercials. Perhaps TiVo needs to kick back a little money to the networks somehow. I know I'd pay an extra couple bucks a month if it meant no ads for me. Especially if networks implemented something that signaled to the TiVo "ok, here's where the ads start.... here's where they end" so when you play the show back, it was completely ad-free, it would not only save space, but would be a nice perk for the customers.

    7. Re:Good or Bad? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Something I forgot to mention, was that PVRs really aren't broadly accepted, so TiVo seems to be a bit of a red herring. I don't see a 10% installed base of PVRs (if it is that, I think last I heard, it was 6-8%) as sufficient justification of inserting ads as part of the shows themselves.

      I will say I'm setting up a Myth system in part because of the ads, there are way too many and way too lame. Using tapes is getting annoying.

    8. Re:Good or Bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Over here in the UK, product placement is regulated via the ITC. I don't know how 24 got around it, but you aren't supposed to have crappy product placement like that over here.

    9. Re:Good or Bad? by dogwelder99 · · Score: 1

      No way... they just upgraded "ad-skipping technology" to "TV-show-skipping technology". Most TV is barely watchable as it is; if characters are going to start hawking Wal-Mart perfume at me, I'll find something else to do. Product placement is more offensive than a fart in an elevator.

    10. Re:Good or Bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I downloaded a copy of Top Gear recently from the original UK airing and didn't notice one commercial but I just figured that was because of editing....but now that I think about it it didn't fade out one time.

      now when it airs in the US it fades out just as it get's good. I also like how sports are handled, there are NO commercial interuptions during the game, the ads are on the jerseys (and what would make it so different for american football? they already have the Nike logo on everything they wear, why not throw in some Sony, 7up, Pepsi, Canon ect. Logos onto their jerseys?) I was enjoying watching that rugby match.

      I remember not to long ago my family was watching either the Super Bowl or a regular football match and we litteraly forgot who was playing twice...they ran that many commercials. Hell at one point we forgot what we were even watching! when it reaches that point product placement seems a hell of a lot better then having a commercial run every 5 minutes.

    11. Re:Good or Bad? by shmlco · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not to mention that placements bias networks toward shows on which placements are possible. Be kind of hard, for example, to to place a Pepsi or Apple product on a show like Firefly. (Though it might be worthwhile starting a Blue Sun corporation. Hmmm.....)

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    12. Re:Good or Bad? by pestilence4hr · · Score: 1
      ...or just go get food during commercial breaks. Product placement doesn't give you those options.

      On the upside, think of how much weight you will lose.
    13. Re:Good or Bad? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Besides the cheesier scripts, how is a television show which takes place in a post-atomic wasteland of the 22nd century supposed to work in product placement? Science-fiction and fantasy shows can already be expensive to produce. Add in the fact that they can't generate revenue with product placement very easily and I would imagine that many studios would shy away from them.

      I sort of agree--I had no problem with all the Macintoshes on 24 in the first few seasons (or the Dells in the later seasons). I don't mind the can of coke sitting on the desk of American Idol. But where does this end? Pretty soon, it starts showing up in the dialog and then the plot (anybody see that episode of The Office where everybody was gushing over the video iPod?). Pretty soon, you're watching an infomercial.

    14. Re:Good or Bad? by servognome · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Besides the cheesier scripts, how is a television show which takes place in a post-atomic wasteland of the 22nd century supposed to work in product placement?

      "In the future all restaurants are Taco Bell"

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    15. Re:Good or Bad? by HD+Webdev · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately, it's not like they can edit that crap back out before the DVD release without affecting the show even more.

      Sure they can. They don't just film one version of a scene.

      What they have planned is that they will switch products depending on who will pay for it on the DVD and who the target audience is for a particular version of a DVD. For example, DVDs destined for Mexico will have different products shown vs what is seen in a North American DVD release.

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    16. Re:Good or Bad? by 7macaw · · Score: 1

      Nah, it'll just increase sales of those fancy fridges with TV built-in.

    17. Re:Good or Bad? by strider44 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In my humble opinion, there's bad product placement (see I Robot) but there's also good product placement as well (see Blade Runner). I hate it when advertisers force writers to write their product in the script then portrey it as part of the story, but I don't mind at all having a writer think "OK we have a futuristic setting where I want ads here" and then cutting a deal with the corperations for product placement there.

      Even having a car in there where it doesn't matter which car it is, I don't mind them giving the car to the highest bidder, but having the actors say "nothing drives like a Ford!" while they're driving it makes me cringe. Basically as long as it's at the writers convenience it's good, but when it's at the advertisers convenience it's bad.

    18. Re:Good or Bad? by shmlco · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? Why do you think companies buy those bikes? For the cost of a custom you get one, maybe two hours (not counting reruns) devoted to the Gillette/Miller/NY Jets/Snap-on theme bike. When one of those suckers is commisioned the entire SHOW is a product (company) placement.

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    19. Re:Good or Bad? by InvalidError · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes... I can imagine it now. Traditional Klingon mariage on their homeworld where all the witnesses have their Humpty-Dumpty/Frito-Lay/etc. snacks in hand along with Coca-Cola/Pepsi/etc. drink in the other rather than their more traditional Blood Wine and gross live food. I guess they could make the bride kill the groom for offering a stupid/worthless diamond/rock ring.

      Well, whatever. I have nearly stopped watching TV anyway, more people doing the same would hurt the medias quite a bit more than TiVo.

    20. Re:Good or Bad? by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      I mean, wouldn't you guys like it if commercials were cut down signifigantly?

      Well yeah, I might like that, but that's not what they're doing. They aren't cutting down commercial time because of product placement, they're just heaping the product placement on top of the original ads schedule. If they cut down regular commercial time they would have to make the shows themselves longer to have the timeslots still work, and that would cost them more money all around.

      In fact, I bet if a study was done we would find the length of time an episode is has gone down in the last fifteen years already. There just seem to be more commercial breaks now in shows than there used to be. And I know for a fact there are fewer new episodes in TV seasons now (which means more of a show's airtime in a given year is filled with reruns hawking a different set of ads than before) every couple years the preimere week for new seasons moves down a week and the finally week moves up a week, plus many studios hold a little midseason break and show reruns for a few weeks now as well.

    21. Re:Good or Bad? by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      But it's quite easy to place ads for Fruity Oaty Bars.

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    22. Re:Good or Bad? by bensafrickingenius · · Score: 1

      Do you think Ford paid to have the "Ford SUX 2000" featured so prominently in Robocop? It wasn't exactly complimentary! Still, could they have used the Ford name so prominently without at least Ford's permission, not to mention advertising dollars?

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    23. Re:Good or Bad? by bensafrickingenius · · Score: 0, Troll

      How about significantly less commercials and NO product placement?? Try the UK! Over here the ITC have strict rules on when networks can and can't show adverts, how many can be shown and so on.

      Oh, yes! More government control of EVERYTHING in our lives is the answer! Thank you! What an insightful idea! (note to self, make sure and post this as AC)

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    24. Re:Good or Bad? by martin-boundary · · Score: 1
      I mean, wouldn't you guys like it if commercials were cut down signifigantly?
      Why? The TV viewing public has been plagued by commercials for nearly 50 years, and now that we have the technological means to properly ignore them, but we should let advertising back in anyway? What for?

      Advertisers treat viewers like battery hens. A typical one hour show now runs for 40 minutes or so only. That's fully one third of commercials! So let's stop talking like we're still in a position of weakness. Let advertisers go out of business if they can't figure out a way around TV ad removers, popup blockers, etc. It's their problem. We'll continue to find ways to cut out the crap, and if they can't keep up, too bad.

    25. Re:Good or Bad? by mnmn · · Score: 1

      Imagine watching the Terminator 2 without ads:

      "I'll be back... with some Coke(tm)"...wearing a GAP T-shirt.

      Ad placements like these are disgusting and makes the movie less immersive and believable.

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    26. Re:Good or Bad? by Traiklin · · Score: 1

      with the Office is it really product placement? It's a show about what happens in a workplace (I think, Ihaven't watched to many episodes) so naturally it mimics that and when something new comes out their going to be all over it.

      so a Show like The Office works well with product placement but you are right a show like Stargate or Battlestar galactica wouldn't fare to well...after all one is set in an alternate universe and the other set in the future, it would be weird for the Silons (SP?) to suddenly be walking around with video ipods, or the starships to have a huge Pepsi add spread across it, with Stargate it COULD work but only when they are on earth (which doesn't seem to happen a lot anymore) but Atlantis would be screwed.

      certain shows would fare better then others and that's how advertising should work, a show like Lost can't do well with product placement cause everything they could talk about would be years old (since that's when the show started) but something like a sitcom on ABC,CBS,NBC or FOX could do really well since they are based on current times.

      Personally I love watching adult swim when they air the 15 minute cartoons, simply because it is 15 straight minutes without a comemrcial. If more shows/stations could start doing this I would be pleased and pay more attention to TV, as it stands I usually turn it on but after 30 or so minutes I just start doing something else and leave it on for noise (since they usually air 5-10 minutes of straight commercials I can't tell when the show starts and when the commercials end), so if there is product placement I wouldn't notice it since i am not paying attention cause they just ran 5 commercials.

      They need to start picking and chosing though, have product placement in shows where it could work (basically 90% of what's on TV anymore) don't make a whole show out of it though (that E.T. Episode of My wife and kids was the worst one ever) but just work it in to things, like if a couple goes on a date and are looking at movies, show different ones that are coming out for us or are already in theaters, but don't have a 30 minute conversation about what movie to go see, have them go to the theater and decide there, hell make it so it's easy to cut out of the DVD release to, that way it would be more of a win win situation...use more blue/green screens or take two takes for the product placement so for the TV version the can sitting there is for Pepsi but when the DVD comes out that can is changed to some no name brand they just threw in there (like the simpsons used to do, they would make up their own things for the show) For a show like Lost though they would have to run commercials there just is no way around it, Since I doubt people would care to hear them talking about what the latest thing was 2/3/4/however many years ago when that current episode airs, cause it would really screw up the show when someone starts talking about the Xbox 360 even though they crashed a year or two before it was even out, or talking about Aeon Flux when they crashed 2 years prior to it even being heard of.

    27. Re:Good or Bad? by HardCase · · Score: 1

      Oh no, I'm being a TV pedant...help me!

      The 6000 SUX wasn't a Ford. It was, well, an SUX 6000. And, allegedly, a jab at the Pontiac 6000, but beats me why that would be. The police cars were Ford Tauruses and the production company bought them - Ford didn't provide them. Later, for the TV show, Ford participated. But in the movie, Paul Verhoven picked the Ford Taurus because he liked the look.

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    28. Re:Good or Bad? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      While there are obvious disadvantages to this (such as crappier, cheesier scripts), couldn't this be a good thing? I mean, wouldn't you guys like it if commercials were cut down signifigantly? I know that I would.

      Yeah, sure, but we all know that's not how it will work out. They're not going to cut down regular commercial breaks. In-show product placement is and forever will be treated as something separate and additional.

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    29. Re:Good or Bad? by sl3xd · · Score: 1

      You know as well as I do that it isn't about replacing one form of advertising with another. It's an additional source of ad revenue, not a replacement source of revenue. Now they show us commercials during the show too!

      Think of it! Soon the only form of television will be the advertisement-- so many chances to provide consumers with purchase opprotunities!

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    30. Re:Good or Bad? by sm00f · · Score: 1

      Yeah right, like they won't just have in-show ad's AND the same amount of ad "breaks" as usual. It's all about the money. It's funny watching these 20 year old vhs tapes I have of old tv shows (the ones that aren't too degraded to play anyways), When they went to an ad break back then it was 2-3 ads tops and maybe 1-1.5 mins of ads vs 5+ and 3-5 mins nowadays. I really don't see the trend of ever increasing ads stopping anytime soon.

    31. Re:Good or Bad? by Sarisar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Top Gear is on the Beeb (BBC) and they do not have commercials. OK well they kinda do in between programs but never IN a program. And between programs it's just for the beeb, so no annoying damn maxi pad ads. Just the 'tomorrow night at 9' or 'next month the new Star Trek series' or similar. This was one reason the US shows only take 42 minutes in the UK on the beeb (also some of them like Star Trek they put on at 6 so they had to cut a few bits).

      The downside is you are required to buy a TV licence (license er... whatever) to watch ANY tv, which people kinda bitch at, but for 170 quid a year or so for a whole year of all the beeb programs (TV, radio, the bbc website, bbc world service etc) I don't mind paying that. Compare that to satellite / cable where you pay for the shows AND get the ads.

      This is why whenever you watch a BBC program they never 'fade out'. ITV and Channel 4 on the other hand (the 'other' terrestrial channels) DO have ads, but in different places to the US. So you have the fade outs STILL in the programs.

      Any my most hated thing on ITV is every smegging night (well probably, I don't watch them) they have a movie starting at 9. Then at 10 they have a THIRTY MINUTE NEWS BROADCAST IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLIM. Then they continue the film.

      p.s. Ads = Adverts = Advertisements = Commercials for any of our cousins across the pond - I keep confusing you with that (seriously!)

    32. Re:Good or Bad? by bit01 · · Score: 1

      While there are obvious disadvantages to this (such as crappier, cheesier scripts), couldn't this be a good thing? I mean, wouldn't you guys like it if commercials were cut down signifigantly? I know that I would.

      Doesn't matter where the ad is. The entire purpose of an ad is to steal my time and attention, wherever it is. They'll keep on doing it in every possible place until the net value of the entertainment to the viewer is zero. The Tivo is just a convenient, irrelevant excuse.

      You also pay twice, once in the increased price of the product to pay for the ad and secondly in your time and attention.

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    33. Re:Good or Bad? by lendude · · Score: 1
      Man, thanks for the linkeage! God that made me laugh!

      Especially this: "They turned something as inherently cool as a master race of robots into a blubbering suck-fest of limp-dicked pussies wimpering endlessly about their feelings. Instead of running around beating women, children, and weaker men, the robots stood around baking cup cakes and talking about boys." Just great!

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    34. Re:Good or Bad? by TrekCycling · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Exactly. If the powers that be can't adjust and find a more creative way to make money (say, give Tivo users free movie tickets if they watch 15 downloaded ads, or something) then eventually I just won't watch television. If it turns so bad (and it's already pure fluff right now for the most part) that it's pretty much wall to wall product placement, if the inegrity of the writing is so compromised because of product placement, then I just won't watch TV. I guess that's the evolution of TV.

      Put 1 or 2 ads at the front of a show
      Put 3 or 4 ads during the show
      Pepper the entire show with ads
      Pepper the entire show with ads AND start doing product placement
      Advertise at me during the movies
      Advertise at me on the web
      When I ignore ads on the web throw pop-ups at me
      I block pop-ups so use pop-unders
      I get Tivo and then advertisers ask me if I want to opt into ads
      I say no, advertisers begin putting in more product placement
      I sell my TV and my Tivo and read books and play video games instead

      It's an arms race. Who loses at the end there? The networks and Tivo. Not I.

    35. Re:Good or Bad? by sl3xd · · Score: 1

      Taco Bell isn't a restaurant; it's a punishment.

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    36. Re:Good or Bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "they have planned"? Ok, it would make sense, but who says they've planned this?

    37. Re:Good or Bad? by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      are you kidding me? would you really wanna live in a world where every tv show or movie is just a fluffed up advertisement? what would be the point of watching movies/shows if they were all cheesy and crappy because they were desigend to sell sponsored products or services and no longer have any integrity as an art form. it's bad enough that we have kids shows these days that are blatantly designed just to sell toys to kids.

      it'll be a sad state of affairs when film students have to minor in advertising and marketing in order to pursue a career in film/entertainment.

    38. Re:Good or Bad? by stonedonkey · · Score: 1

      "Unfortunately, it's not like they can edit that crap back out before the DVD release without affecting the show even more."

      Sure they can. They don't just film one version of a scene.

      This is doable in movies, but a television studio recording is typically too expensive for taping/filming alternate scenes. And I think the advertisment of the alts would make people buy the DVDs even more, instead of watching the broadcast.

    39. Re:Good or Bad? by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      But they won't call the show a commercial - it'll still be *called* a show, even if it's stuffed to the gills with product placements. In theory, the people placing ads would move to product placement, thereby reducing the number of ads.

      In practise, however, the TV stations won't make the ad gaps smaller, they'll just reduce the price so that less well funded advertizers will be able to fill the available ad space.

    40. Re:Good or Bad? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have to admit, one of those "fresh thoughts are inspired upon sealing the letter" things, that you're right. Advertisers and producers can be creative.

      I was thinking of a movie like Mad Max. They could change a line or two, such as "The last of the Ford V-8 Interceptors...would've been a shame to blow it up."

      Still, the main reason I don't like it is the slippery slope. While I have no problem with real products being shown, soon that will not be enough for advertisers. They'll want references in the script, important plot points, etc. Like I said, at some point it becomes an infomercial.

      As an aside, though, it creates some entertainment in the biz. How much would Ford pay to not only have the hero drive a Ford but to have the bad guys driving Chevys in the big chase scene where the bad guys' cars go out of control and crash into things? How about if Trojan pays money so that a girl gets pregnant when her boyfriend's Lifestyles condom breaks?

      Would it be actionable if Company A pays to show Company B's products in a bad light?

    41. Re:Good or Bad? by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

      Ahhhh, the joy of the five minute commercial break. Who do they think they are kidding? Does anyone bother to sit around watching it for five straight minutes? It's the perfect time to relieve one's bladder, eat some food, etc.

      I wouldn't mind if they cut down t.v. shows to 25 minutes with commercials. Yeah, it might be a bit weird having stuff start at odd times, but 2.5-3 minutes of commercials per 22.5 minute episodes would be just perfect. The closest thing that comes close to this is what Cartoon Network does with Adult Swim.

      Like I said in my other posts elsewhere, I wouldn't mind popup advertisements if it meant cutting commercials, provided the popup advertisement is no more than like 1/25th or 1/36th of the screen with optional scrolling text.

    42. Re:Good or Bad? by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Not really.

      Product placement is nothing new - remember that James Bond movie from about ten years ago that featured a couple of hackers? It had very major and blatant product placements from IBM - all the IBM monitors had enlarged IBM badges (about 6 times larger than they are in real life), and any computer not being used was showing a full-screen IBM OS/2 logo. It was so blatant it took something away from the movie. I don't want to watch a 120 minute infomercial thanks.

    43. Re:Good or Bad? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1
      They're not really adverts so much as teasers for other BBC programmes. You don't actually need a TV licence if you don't receive off-air programming (including cable) - there's no requirement for a licence if you only have your TV hooked up to a games console or DVD player. Of course, they might wonder why you have a 42" plasma TV for your Atari 7800...


      In all seriousness, if you've never had the BBC, you cannot begin to understand what you're missing. Have a good look around the BBC website - it's all free and doesn't carry advertising. You can even download some of their programmes, and all the BBC radio stations offer "Listen again" where you can snag a Realplayer (yes, evil, I know - mplayer lets you grab it though) stream of programmes shortly after they air.

    44. Re:Good or Bad? by Eivind · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Quite a lot even. It's sort of a running joke in Norway that "60 minutes" is allocated a 50-minute program slot by us, because it's an /american/ hour -- which apparently consists of 10 minutes more comercials than we get. (the 50 minutes by us also includes comercials, I'm guessing the actual program itself is maybe 40 minutes)

    45. Re:Good or Bad? by HD+Webdev · · Score: 2, Informative

      "they have planned"? Ok, it would make sense, but who says they've planned this?

      I just now went to google and used the phrase "mexico company dvd product placement" and the first link includes the following:

      "For clients without need for U.S. exposure, Publicidad En Cines is able to offer DVD product placement and cross promotion for the Mexican release of a film and DVD."

      This has been worked on for quite a while. You'll find many more articles using google.

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    46. Re:Good or Bad? by HD+Webdev · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is doable in movies, but a television studio recording is typically too expensive for taping/filming alternate scenes. And I think the advertisment of the alts would make people buy the DVDs even more, instead of watching the broadcast.

      They don't film a whole show in one take. The huge amounts of blooper/deleted/cut scenes on DVD format of TV shows show this fact very well.

      With the $400,000+ per 30 seconds of advertising that some shows get that will assuredly go to DVD and make money, the studios can easily get 2 good takes of each scene and not stress about it too much.

      The loss of money isn't mostly the retakes, it's the massive amount of shows that don't bring in a lot of revenue that are the problem.

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    47. Re:Good or Bad? by fredrickleo · · Score: 1

      In Korea, that's been edited to say Pizza Hut. It's kinda weird because the lips dont sync and the pizza hut logo's don't quite look right.

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    48. Re:Good or Bad? by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

      If you're paying for the DVD, you shouldn't have to pay for the commercials

      Obviously you have not visited your local movie theater as of late. I have begun to boycot movies for the simple fact that I pay $8 to $10 per person to watch a movie only to find out that there are 4 to 5 commercials prior to the movie. I don't mind the endless row of trailers (that _is_ the product after all), but I have an issue with paying to watch commercials. Cut the ticket price to $3.00 and then make me watch commercials, but the price never changed.

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    49. Re:Good or Bad? by EABird · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you want to see bad product placement...just watch The Island.

      As for good product placement, you should not be able to even detect it. It should blend in, as if it was completely natural for the person to climb into a Lexus, pull into a McDonald's and order a LARGE COKE.

    50. Re:Good or Bad? by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      I just show up 20 minutes late (on off-hours movies)

    51. Re:Good or Bad? by inquisitor · · Score: 1

      This was deliberate; the international version uses Pizza Hut, the US version Taco Bell. Since the same company owns the two "restaurants", and since most non-US countries don't have TB, it was a fairly simple choice for them.

      Shame they had to use dubbing and bad picture manipulation, though, but then it was 1993...

    52. Re:Good or Bad? by jmcneill · · Score: 1

      I sell my TV and my Tivo and read books and play video games instead

      You're going to have to stop playing video games soon. The latest from EA, Need For Speed: Most Wanted, shoves Cingular ads down your throat (ie "You have received a text message from your rival on your Cingular Wireless mobile phone!"). I'm sure this isn't a new thing (I usually stick to the Mario titles), but it was quite disturbing.

      Made me want to return the game immediately.

    53. Re:Good or Bad? by Jonny_eh · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It's even harder to place ads in SHOWS THAT ARE CANCELLED!!

      Newsflash, they don't make that "Firefly" TV show anymore.

    54. Re:Good or Bad? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I've been watching invasion this year. It definitely helps to tape it and watch it later. Show's are soooo much better when you don't have to site through 4 or 5 commercials every 8 minutes. I was watching monday night football last night. Damn they pack a ton of commercials into that. I wish the leagues wouldn't give into the TV stations so much, and just play the game without taking TV breaks. It makes the sport so much less interesting. Same goes for hockey. I can't wait till the olympics are on this year. I love watching hockey without commercials.

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    55. Re:Good or Bad? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if you want to watch "on hour"? movies, then you'd be stuck without a good seat. Even off-hour they fill up pretty quick for the really popular movies. I don't even know why they put those first 5 rows in the theatres. Nobody really wants to sit there.

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    56. Re:Good or Bad? by bcmm · · Score: 1

      Watch I, Robot. It's got to be worse. The hero talks at length about how nice his shoes are (I forget the brand). He shows another character how his JVC stereo works. Again this takes a couple of minutes. The car could have been done subtly, but it wasn't. They kept showing it at angles where the Audi logo on the front was prominent, and showed off it's fictional performance in a long, bad CG chase. For each of these I could see it had to be product placement before I read anywhere about how infamous the film was for it.

      Added to the fact that it's an idiotic action movie that's hardly based on the though-provoking book that the producers bought the rights to, and you have a really bad film.

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    57. Re:Good or Bad? by emamousette · · Score: 2, Informative

      Apparently, 1 hour US shows are about 44 minutes.
      Half hour shows are about 22 minutes.
      Approximately 16 minutes of advertising / hour

      Now if program A leaves the antenna at 10AM....

    58. Re:Good or Bad? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "I can buy DVDs and not worry about commercials,"

      You don't have to worry because you can't skip advertising on DVDs.

      How much do you want to bet that, with the new high-def DVD format, publishers start selling DVDs with real commercials in where the commercial breaks are supposed to be, with the random access functions locked.

    59. Re:Good or Bad? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "but there's also good product placement as well (see Blade Runner)."

      Damn skippy! Any form of advertising that helps bring about the company's demise is A-OK in my book!

    60. Re:Good or Bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's the same in the UK, or at least it used to be. Now it's starting to get more and more like US style ad breaks - see http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds26516.html for an example of what the broadcasters are trying. Luckily they're not having much luck at the moment.

    61. Re:Good or Bad? by Chelloveck · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I thought the product placement in Minority Report was extremely well done. It was kind of in-your-face, but it needed to be. It actually advanced the plot. I think avoiding product placement and using obviously fake brands would have detracted from the movie. "John Anderton, you look like you could use a Duff Lite!" doesn't have the same feel to it.

      You couldn't get away with this in many movies, but once in a while it works.

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    62. Re:Good or Bad? by Prophet+of+Nixon · · Score: 1

      At the risk of not selling any more DVDs? They must realize that not having commercials is half the appeal of the DVDs to begin with, and they make tons of money from them already. I don't think they're that dumb. But I'm waiting to be proven wrong.

    63. Re:Good or Bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A while back they came up with a system where people could pay ahead of time to get programming without commercials. For a simple monthly fee, you got all your entertainment commercial free.

      It was called "cable television". Look it up.

      We all know how well that has turned out.

      And as for Tivo, just wait until your skipping past a commercial and you get one of their lovely 1/2-1/3 screen banner advertisements, or you can only keep a recorded program for 12-24 hours (a regular occurance here in Boston).

      The only model that is going to work for Television and other broadcast media is a pay per view model, where you give me a bit free, say an episode or five, and then I decide if I want to pay some sum to see the whole thing, without product placement and commercials and forced scrollers and flash and logos in the corners. I'd also want a hard copy after I paid for it.

      Network television is dying, Tivo is obviously dying (They jumped the shark when they enabled recording limits, possibly earlier when 7.1 rolled out), Cable television is trying to off itself (A' la carte channel packaging is going to change the whole industry and they don't seem to get it) and all the while, people are bittorrenting or buying video off of iTunes or getting DVD box sets to get away from their horrible advertising.

      Network TV, Cable-Only TV, the MPAA and the RIAA have all had so much control over their respective markets for so long that they have absolutely no idea how to deal with other forms of distribution.

      Blue-Ray or some other "affordable" HD capable consumer media format, in combination with ever increasing average household bandwidth are going to be the turning point for mainstream media distribution. Put an entire season of a show on one disc at 480p.. The prices will drop eventually to what we pay now for a single DVD movie (or so the market would suggest, unless they keep prices high) or sell a deluxe version at 720 or 1080 on several discs for more. Create distribution channels where people can download and burn on their PCs easily and legally, and charge them a bit less because you don't have to pay for packaging or media. Better yet (and Tivo seems to be experimenting with this) have an "on demand" box which can deliver cable company based streams, internet streams, and can spit out a non encumbered copy once you've paid for it.

    64. Re:Good or Bad? by Soybean47 · · Score: 1

      See, I didn't mind the product placement in "I, Robot." I thought it was funny. I mean... not very funny, but about on par with the rest of the movie. "Haha... vintage 2004 converse shoes. In case we forgot it was the future." It's like the Zima ad in Babylon 5... it's just funny to suggest that at some point in the distant future, people will still care about Converse shoes from 2004, or Zima.

      For annoying product placement, I think the winner is still "You've Got Mail." It was quite a while ago, but it was like what would happen if Meg Ryan only did TV commercials, rather than movies, and then they stuck them all together in a Meg Ryan commercial marathon.

    65. Re:Good or Bad? by brianf711 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps TiVo needs to kick back a little money to the networks somehow.

      The problem with that is that it isn't like the whole advertising revenue goes to Tivo or other DVR device manufacturers. They may capture some of it through device sales and subsciptions, but there may be an imbalance. The system, under the current model, loses value, for the short term at least. In reality, the whole model is sorta crazy if you think about it. We get a fixed amount of content for free, provided we pay for the equipment to access it, which is relatively cheap. In exchage, a middleman (the networks) tells us about certain products to buy, sometimes indirectly or "subliminally." These products then cost more to pay the middleman for telling us about them. A subset of us have now purchased a technology to skip what the middleman is saying to get to the content, so the product companies skip the middleman and embed the message in the content. Now our products still cost more and we watch the content story revolve around the product.

    66. Re:Good or Bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm TV-free for over two years now. Try it. I think you'll like it.

    67. Re:Good or Bad? by Glsai · · Score: 1

      It could be thought that the video iPod in The Office was just a plot device... but with the announcement that The Office would now be available on iTunes coming earlier that week, it was sadly just product placement. At least it furthered the script thought and got some chuckles. Now if it were just a nano and not a video iPod then I could say it was just a plot device.

    68. Re:Good or Bad? by aBlooMoon · · Score: 1

      Cartoon Network's Boomerang is also a good network to watch, especially if you're into old cartoons. There are no commercials for products, only brief commercials for Cartoon Network.

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    69. Re:Good or Bad? by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      I wouldn't mind if they cut down t.v. shows to 25 minutes with commercials. Yeah, it might be a bit weird having stuff start at odd times, but 2.5-3 minutes of commercials per 22.5 minute episodes would be just perfect.

      Move to the UK then! ;-) As an example, in a one hour show, you get the following: (times are approx)

      • Opening scene
      • Opening credits
      • 12 minutes of the show
      • 3 minute ad break
      • 12 minutes of the show
      • 3 minute ad break
      • 12 minutes of the show
      • 3 minute ad break
      • 12 minutes of the show
      • Close credits
      • ad break
      • next show

      Of course, the BBC doesn't show adverts, so when you watch (e.g.) Star Trek, it's only 45 minutes long.

      It's funny, US TV has a particular style, brought about by your ad breaks. With different ad slots, this style is lost on us. There are millions of people who believe that that the whole minor-climax, pull to exterior show then small re-cap are actually part of modern television directing styles, when in fact they are actually your commercial book-ends!

    70. Re:Good or Bad? by grinwell · · Score: 1

      On the upside, product placement can provide support for good, but ratings-deprived series.

      The Office is a prime example--I'm convinced NBC sticks by it not because of critical acclaim, but because of the way it awesomely does product placement in huge, obvious ways.

      There have been two complete episodes invaded by Chili's, including a hysterical sendup of a Chili's manager ("We do not tolerate excessive drinking. That patron is no longer welcome.")

      The iPod placement was more goofy, but definitely fit the storyline (Secret Santa with inappropriate gifts).

      I've also recognized Sun Chips as an important plot point ;)

    71. Re:Good or Bad? by mrgreen4242 · · Score: 1
      Exactly. I don't mind if the characters are going to see a movie and it just happens to be Minsert name of highest bidding marketing firms> latest release, so long as they were going to see a movie anyways. Show the name and movie poster in the background as they walk in and even a one line "ya, I liked it" as they walk out isn't disruptive to the story; but dropping the name verbally 3 times in an episode is really pushing it.

      Same goes for a car ad... if someone says "hey can I borrow your explorer?" rather than "can I borrow your truck?" it's not obtrusive, but something like "wow, this Ford Explorer (tm) really has a ton of power! and look at all that room in back!" would really bother me.

    72. Re:Good or Bad? by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      the international version uses Pizza Hut, the US version Taco Bell. Since the same company owns the two "restaurants", and since most non-US countries don't have TB, it was a fairly simple choice for them.

      The UK version uses Taco Bell, both the recorded-from-cable and DVD do. I think this was an oversight as the UK doesn't have Taco Bell at all and the joke went way over everyones head. It was years later when the internet arrived that I started seeing other references and figured out it was a fast food resteraunt. Shame we don't have them; Mexican food rocks!

    73. Re:Good or Bad? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      "And, allegedly, a jab at the Pontiac 6000, but beats me why that would be."

      My first car was a 1987 6000 STE...trust me, they knew what they were talking about in that movie.

    74. Re:Good or Bad? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Don't blame the failure of cable TV on anyone. The model simply didn't work.

      There are two kinds of cable channels: Those that the cable company gets to rebroadcast for free, and the kind they have to pay for. (Well, and the kind the customer has to pay for, but that kind is not relevant here.)

      When cable first started, the theory was that every kind of cable channel would be the second. Hence there would be no 'point' in commericals.

      Sadly, this would have also made cable cost like two-thousand dollars a year with all the channels we get now, but that's not important.

      What is important is that customers don't care enough about commericals. So let's say there is one of each type in a market. The first one shows ads, and is free for the cable company, and the second doesn't, and isn't.

      Which will the cable company carry? Well, they will carry the first, period. There's no reason not to. They might, or might not, carry the second. But with the first, there is much less demand for the second, and hence paying for it is a losing proposition.

      At least, until the second lowers its price a lot. (And hence has to start having ads.)

      Then, of course, once it gets popular, the first is going to raise their prices some, and you will end up where we basically are. Some 'genres' of channels tend to be free (Ones that cable companies would just drop if they had to pay, like Home and Garden and the golf station.), and the popular genres tend to cost, like news channels, because people will not accept cable without them.

      Cable TV was based on a hypothetical 'People will pay more for no ads.' This is simply not true of the general population. Offer them ABC for free, and ABC-adless for 20 dollars a month, and they will take ABC. They will pay the .25 cents per episode that ads make to see a certain one for free, but not as a bulk payment, and, even if they would, the cable-TV watching community as a whole will not.

      The failure of cable TV to be ad-free is completely the fault of the viewers, who would not pay the extra money required to make them ad-free.

      As for the a la carte pricing, I think that some in the cable industry do get it, and are poised to move when it does change everything. A la carte actually lets them do what they wanted to do in the first place, letting them carry every channel as a 'Showtime', and letting them carry really unpopular channels if just a few people want them.

      I think, if this 'a la carte' works out, that within a few years, we might see a 'Fox Premium Channel' and 'Paramount Premium Channel', where they show the original programming from their other networks, without ads, in basically random order designed to be Tivo'd, a few hours before they normally air.

      Of course, the local affiliates will have an aneurysm. I'm not sure what's going to happen there. (Althoughy note that more and more original programming is not intended to air first on a broadcast station.)

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    75. Re:Good or Bad? by NeuroGrrrl · · Score: 1
      "Ad placements like these are disgusting and makes the movie less immersive and believable."

      While for the most part I agree that ads within TV shows/movies are evil, on the other hand there are some moments when it actually helps with the suspension of disbelief. I remember watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and there was this big outcry about the fact that they ordered and ate Domino's pizza. My thinking was that ANYTHING that could make this movie seem more realistic would help. Even in iRobot, the "future" does seem more believable if there are still recognised companies/shoes/any nouns that we have today. I mean, iRobot is only set as far forward as 2035. FedEx will likely still be delivering packages in that day and age.

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    76. Re:Good or Bad? by K'Lyre · · Score: 1

      If you'd pay that much to just watch the movie, why should you pay less because there's commercials? Isn't the movie itself still worth the same to you? Talk about crying a river.

    77. Re:Good or Bad? by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      I was just thinking of that. That movie came out when I was in high school. I wanted to see it, but missed it. I never have gotten the chance to rent it or see it broadcast. In fact, I had completely forgotten the name. I had to use Wikipedia's "what links here" to figure out what movie it was.

      The only thing I remember about that movie was the product placement. I can't for the life of me remember why I wanted to see it. People do not talk about it, list it in their favorite movies, or write critical essays about its plot.

      Apparently, that movie wasn't art. At least, not significant art, not to many people. Apparently I really didn't need to see it, because my life certainly hasn't been any less complete for not seeing it the past thirteen years.

      As business models change, as the revenue goes out of advertising as a means of supporting creative works, and as freely distributable content improves to the point of being able to compete with the copyrighted works, I think we'll begin to see more of a divide between truly artistic works and those that are basically paid advertisements. We'll see the truly great works are created by those people that love to create something of high quality. Those will stand out from the rest; those will be the ones we remember after thirteen years.

    78. Re:Good or Bad? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "At the risk of not selling any more DVDs?"

      Where else are people going to go for their reality TV fix? All they have to do is have fewer commercials in the DVD, or at least the appearance of fewer commercials.

      "They must realize that not having commercials is half the appeal of the DVDs to begin with,"

      Show me a DVD with no advertisements on it and I'll show you a DVD that came out of a burner. If it's pressed, it has advertising, and often it cannot be skipped.

    79. Re:Good or Bad? by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

      If you'd pay that much to just watch the movie, why should you pay less because there's commercials? Isn't the movie itself still worth the same to you? Talk about crying a river.

      The commercials pay for the movie. Just like watching TV, the commercials "pay" for the shows that are presented. If the commercials are paying for the movie, then what am I paying for? I don't want to pay to see commercials. It has nothing to do with 'crying a river,' it has to do with getting what I am paying for which is just the movie, not the commercials. Understanding that I could choose not to sit through them, but I'd prefer not to have them on the screen at all. I am paying for a ticket that is valid for use to see a movie, for example, from 9:00pm to 11:00pm, however from 9:00pm to 9:15pm I am watching commercials.
      Let me guess, your in advertizzzing?

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    80. Re:Good or Bad? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      This is doable in movies, but a television studio recording is typically too expensive for taping/filming alternate scenes.

      They put alternate scenes in when cutting down a 2-hour episode of Stargate SG-1 to fit a 1 hour timeslot. They'll edit together a different take to shave off or pad a few seconds here and there. I compared two versions of an episode to see just how they do it. A line even got changed because RDA said it a little differently in that take. The DVD has a third cut that does hard cuts to the next sequence instead of fading out to and in from commercials, and musical cues reworked to fit the new transition. Without them to compare frame-for-frame, a lot of the changes you'd never notice. (The main thing cut out of that particular episode for the smaller timeslot was the Jaffa B-story.)

      They hold on to work product for long enough today that they can easily make dozens of alternate versions, and storage is cheap enough that they can hold on to it all for years.

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    81. Re:Good or Bad? by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

      Besides the cheesier scripts, how is a television show which takes place in a post-atomic wasteland of the 22nd century supposed to work in product placement?

      How about the survivors walk around in the ruins of some office complex and a broken down rusted coca-cola wending machine is in the background? Or maybe some huge, old billboard where you can barely make out the text? I think this kind of product placement would actually add to the show by making it feel much more realistic.

    82. Re:Good or Bad? by LightningBolt! · · Score: 1, Funny

      It's sort of a running joke in Norway that "60 minutes" is allocated a 50-minute program slot by us, because it's an /american/ hour -- which apparently consists of 10 minutes more comercials than we get.

      In the US, we have a similar joke about the "Norwegian hour". Well, OK, we don't. But we would if we knew where Norwegia is.

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    83. Re:Good or Bad? by Prophet+of+Nixon · · Score: 1

      Do people really want a reality TV fix, or is that just a negative stereotype that we nerds have put on everyone else? I don't know anyone that watches them at all, but I don't really know a good sample for that question since none of them watch TV anyway. I just can't imagine anyone wanting to watch that shit.

      Not that all TV shows are bad, I was just driven away from it by the incessant marketing. Futurama and Firefly are fairly awesome, and both of those have come and gone since I quit watching. DVD redeemed them both.

      As for DVD ads, I have seen a handful (maybe 1 out of 20 that I've seen) that have trailers crapped between the pointless FBI warnings and the title menu, but I've yet to see one that doesn't skip them if I push 'next chapter' or 'menu'. More common are studio logo screens that are a bit longer than they need to be and totally unnecessary logos for variously supported fancy audio systems. They irritate me a bit, but they don't actually affect the watchability of the content. And since they come before the menu that starts the movie, I can safely mute the TV and walk away while they're running, assured that I won't miss anything.

      I'll stop buying DVDs when they either put commercials in the middle of the content, or put trailers/ads/crap before the content, but after the 'start' option from the menu. I see no need to be a captive marketing audience, and while I enjoy a movie/show from time to time I don't have any real 'itch' to watch them, so as soon as the ads really irritate me they're gone, just like TV.

    84. Re:Good or Bad? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      In a 60 Minutes segment called "Smart TV"(*), a TiVo owner quipped to Mike Wallace, "I can watch 60 Minutes in 45. Why should I watch it in 60?"

      I tried to say the same thing about 24, but with more emphasis on time shifting than commercial skipping. It didn't work quite as well -- "I can watch 24 in 18. Why should I watch it in 3,865?" -- because then you have to follow up explaining that that's from x pm of the first episode to x+1 pm of the last episode, assuming a new episode every week without any skips, reruns, preemptions, commercial-free episodes, or timeslot changes (23 * 7 * 24 + 1), and that 1/4 per hour timeslot is commericals (now more like 1/3).

      (*) The 60 Minutes story "Smart TV" has not been made available for purchase from CBS' website.

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    85. Re:Good or Bad? by wuestman · · Score: 1

      >>....
      >>I say no, advertisers begin putting in more product placement
      >>I sell my TV and my Tivo and read books and play video ges instead

      And then the Ad Agencies put commercials in the video games.
      There are already driving games with real billboards in them. How long until your Sims develop a taste for certain colas, your Civilization advisors recommend a trade pact with Japan to ease the price on Sony TVs, a Call of Duty soldier pines for getting home and taking his girl on a date in his new Ford, or your Nintendogs poop less if you give them PurinaPlusCyberChow(TM)?
      As for books, many are just plugs for other products? (Diet books especially)

    86. Re:Good or Bad? by eheldreth · · Score: 1

      Your thinking about this all wrong. It's the entertainment industry that goes to Trojan and say's how much wil you pay to not have that girl get pregnant when one of your condoms break. Of chours on second thought that may be have leagle implications as well.

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    87. Re:Good or Bad? by MaineCoon · · Score: 1

      The most amusing product placement of any movie I can recall was definitely in Demolition Man.

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    88. Re:Good or Bad? by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      Commercials before a movie have negative value to me: a movie with commercials before it has less value than a movie without commercials. Therefore, under any sensible economic theory, I would pay less for a movie with commercials than for a movie without.

      In practice, this means that I almost never watch movies in theaters.

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    89. Re:Good or Bad? by Pope · · Score: 1
      Mexican food rocks!

      Good thing you don't have Taco Bell then.

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    90. Re:Good or Bad? by Morgalyn · · Score: 1

      I think what the person was trying to say was that a movement towards more product placement would be extremely detrimental to shows like Firefly. I think they make a very valid point - most any show that doesn't take place in a time period near current time would have an extremely difficult time with advertising. Bringing in advertising dollars is always a goal of network (and cable) executives. Your show can't support our newfangled 'in the show' ads? The axe for you, then!

      The end result would be a dramatic reduction of enjoyable fantasy, science fiction, historical, western, etc. etc. shows, in favor of sitcoms and 'reality' tv.

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    91. Re:Good or Bad? by SlackGirl · · Score: 1

      Actually, Atlantis is crawling with Dell laptops. They all brought computers with them from Earth, after all.

    92. Re:Good or Bad? by Eivind · · Score: 1

      That's easy -- just follow the unfathomable stink from whale-carcasses and cod-liver-oil.

    93. Re:Good or Bad? by Jonny_eh · · Score: 1

      Nver underestimate Hollywood!

      Forgetting the product placement in Blade Runner? Yup, Atari billboards.

      I think the future isn't in product placements though, it's in direct purchase, either online or on DVD.

    94. Re:Good or Bad? by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      Digitally blurring-out brand names that decided not to pay your ransom.

    95. Re:Good or Bad? by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      This is also true for Call for Help in Canada. The US networks allow for more commercials, so we get to see "alternative 30 second spots".

  3. Nothing for you to see here... by imag0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    hehe. First thing I thought of after reading the blurb...

    Nothing for you to see here. BROUGHT TO YOU BY CISCO SWITCHES AND NETWORKING APPLIANCES! Please move along.

    1. Re:Nothing for you to see here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first thing I thought was, hmmmmm this Geisha movie is mentioned twice in the summary, and twice more in the article. These guys are even worse than I thought...

      Or maybe its just cheaper to buy off editors than real writers...

    2. Re:Nothing for you to see here... by kabz · · Score: 1

      Man this is freaky, my gf just read that momoirs of a geisha and is demanding to see it at the movies. I guess all the advertising is paying off. :-(

      Let's just hope Oprah doesn't start to spread out of the daytime schedules.

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  4. Artistic integrity? by mat+catastrophe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the article:

    "some writers are putting up a fight, demanding more pay in exchange for scripting product plugs into their shows ."

    So, in other words, it isn't like they are concerned about becoming shills...only that they aren't paid enough to be whores.

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    1. Re:Artistic integrity? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 0

      I think it's that they know that the ass fucking is coming, they'd prefer to get compensated for it.

      LK

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    2. Re:Artistic integrity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And why not? For whatever reason, advertising firms get paid staggering amounts of money. For many products, the promotional budget is 1000s of times the development budget. So, if the writers are replacing the ad firms, it only makes sense they start to make "talkin' about it" money instead of "doin' it" money.

    3. Re:Artistic integrity? by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Interesting
      So, in other words, it isn't like they are concerned about becoming shills...only that they aren't paid enough to be whores.

      As much as everyone likes to bash the writers, it doesn't strike me as that outrageous.

      When the network starts collecting money so that the people who write the scripts will say certain things, the writers have to work harder to do their episodes and still meet the networks obligations.

      And if the writing is sucky because they were busy working in product placement, they're the ones who get fired; not the guy who got the comission for landing the deal.

      I must be soul-sucking enough to write the dreck that is on TV, knowing your bosses are making more money so you can be forced to write even more dreck with product-placement would be too much.

      They're effectively now writing ad-copy as well as scripts.
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    4. Re:Artistic integrity? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      I must be soul-sucking enough to write the dreck that is on TV, knowing your bosses are making more money so you can be forced to write even more dreck with product-placement would be too much.

      I've worked with a lot of TV writers and let me tell you, they're not writing dreck because their bosses make them, they're doing it because that's all they're capable of. The vast majority of them got where they are not through writing talent, but because their cousin Chuck is a producer, or their uncle Dick is himself a TV writer. There are of course the relatively rare few who are actually good writers, and some of them managed to break in despite being unknowns; but most of the tripe I've had to read left me asking myself "how did this idiot ever get a writing job?" After talking to the writer and he mentions (e.g.) that his father was a producer in the 70's and now works at Paramount, well, then it all becomes clear.

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    5. Re:Artistic integrity? by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      I think it's that they know that the ass fucking is coming, they'd prefer to get compensated for it.

      ...so basically they're whores.
    6. Re:Artistic integrity? by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      well, if you're gonna be a tool, people are going to call you out on it. if you accept money to write mindless drivel, you can't really blame people for criticizing your actions. there are plenty of people out there who choose not to sacrifice their professional integrity in order to make an extra buck. so why should people have any sympathy for those who choose money over professional integrity.

    7. Re:Artistic integrity? by Iamthewalrus · · Score: 1

      So, in other words, it isn't like they are concerned about becoming shills...only that they aren't paid enough to be whores.

      "Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money."

      --Moliere

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    8. Re:Artistic integrity? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Better a trick than a bitch I guess.

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  5. Inevitable by Twisted64 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I suppose it was inevitable really... they'll always find a way to get to us. Here's hoping we never get quite as bad as depicted in "The Truman Show" though. I almost crapped my pants when I watched "I, Robot" and "The Island" and saw all the stuff they were pushing along with the film.

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    1. Re:Inevitable by Kruid · · Score: 1

      I'll second that. I saw "The Island" last week on a plane.
      Had to stop watching, as the numerous placements completely ruined the movie for me.
      -k

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    2. Re:Inevitable by aussie_a · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Agreed. Believe it or not, I actually liked I, Robot. But why is a movie having to resort to such blatant product placement? Is it greed? Or are they truly unable to produce a profit without it?

      I'm guessing it's that the studio overall doesn't just have to cover the movie itself, but also all of the bombs it made that year. If only it was possible to have a better screening process so that the better movies were made. Would it help if they looked for good movies, rather then movies they think will sell well?

    3. Re:Inevitable by ZakuSage · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Hmm... this really brings up the question on whether or not good movies do sell. I can come up with many examples of movies (and games for that matter) that are quite excellent but sell like crap. Likewise I can come up with many examples of movies and games that are shit and sell way too well. The focus on these two mediums has far too much to do with advertising.

      Look at something like Fantastic Four, which really only sold well because you see advertisments for it every 5 minutes, both for the theatrical and DVD release, but it really wasn't that good (at least in general opinion). If something is said to be good by anything, be it a commercial or a friend, people will believe it is because they're trusting in humanity.

    4. Re:Inevitable by Cylix · · Score: 1

      I hate to say it, I completely ignore that kind of things...

      I can't rememeber a single product placement in "I Robot" and I've watched it more then a few times now.

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    5. Re:Inevitable by boarsai · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to buy your children their "Wilson" pet, hours and hours of fun talking to a ball! -Castaway

    6. Re:Inevitable by chill · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, with I, Robot I didn't have a big problem. Hell, I was looking at it like "Converse? Wow, they are digging. People who've read Asimov's works would remember those from 20 years ago. Buy them now? No."

      Hey, a Chicago cop that makes enough to drive a Mercedes? And he isn't on the take? Right...

      Also, "US Robotics" now THAT is funny. Are they still in business? Similar to the placement SGI had in "Lost In Space" -- is SGI still in business? Wow!

      The product placements I can't stand are that every computer shown on TV is a Dell if it is a server and a Mac if it is a desktop. A Mac with a C: prompt, none-the-less. I've seen more Macs on TV than I have in real life, outside of an Apple store. Ugh!

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    7. Re:Inevitable by avalys · · Score: 2, Informative

      It was an Audi, not a Mercedes.

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    8. Re:Inevitable by wombert · · Score: 1

      And this is somehow new? (I seem to remember Raymond Burr drinking Dr. Pepper in "Godzilla 1985"...)

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    9. Re:Inevitable by ericdano · · Score: 1
      I Robot was terrible. How can something so bastardized share the name of Asimov's great book?

      Wonder if Peter Jackson will take on some of Asimov's works......that would be a great thing....

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    10. Re:Inevitable by mat+catastrophe · · Score: 1

      "I'll second that. I saw "The Island" last week on a plane. Had to stop watching, as the numerous placements completely ruined the movie for me.

      Oh, I hardly doubt that was the first or only thing that ruined that movie.
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    11. Re:Inevitable by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      Also, "US Robotics" now THAT is funny. Are they still in business? Similar to the placement SGI had in "Lost In Space" -- is SGI still in business? Wow!

      You obviously haven't actually read any Asimov. If anything US Robotics was retroactive product placement, they got the name from Asimov, not the other way around.

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    12. Re:Inevitable by 7macaw · · Score: 1

      >Hey, a Chicago cop that makes enough to drive a Mercedes? And he isn't on the take? Right...

      Well may be it was a very old, used Audi

    13. Re:Inevitable by pnevin · · Score: 1

      Also, "US Robotics" now THAT is funny. Are they still in business? Similar to the placement SGI had in "Lost In Space" -- is SGI still in business? Wow!

      Didn't Pan Am have a product placement in 2010?

    14. Re:Inevitable by bit01 · · Score: 1

      Or are they truly unable to produce a profit without it?

      It's not about sufficient profit. It's about profit maximization. They will keep pushing these things until the net value to the consumer approaches zero.

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    15. Re:Inevitable by Teddy+Beartuzzi · · Score: 1

      Yup, that and an Apple //c in use as a laptop at the beach.

    16. Re:Inevitable by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      They're alienating me by doing so. And while I, one person, might not matter to them. I don't really care if they do continue once I'm alienated, because I'll be enjoying myself with other forms of entertainment. They can continue to succeed or fail as far as I'm concerned.

    17. Re:Inevitable by lordofthechia · · Score: 1

      "they'll always find a way to get to us. "

      Just wait till they figure out a way to broadcast commercials in our dreams, then we'll be collectively screwed. Now if you don't mind, I need to buy some new briefs.

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    18. Re:Inevitable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I couldn't spot any product placement either, but all those HUGE AUDI LOGOS on the cars were probably distracting me.

    19. Re:Inevitable by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Heh, I prefer extremely blatant product placement used as a stilistic element. Remember Wayne's World?
      For example we take a generic two-cops-vs.-the-bad-guys action/comedy movie. The protagonists know they're under surveillance and try to have an innocent-sounding conversation while they look for the bugs/cameras. What comes out is an unnaturally-sounding and utterly fabricated dialog that sounds as if it came straight out of an infomercial. Of course the bad guys are (visible to the audience) wondering what the heck the good guys are doing. Bonus points if the protagonists are even holding up/using the product in question in an infomercial-like way.

      There are other ways to play with product placement, as well. For example there could be a movie/series featuring a neurotic character who compulsively turns around items so that the product name is facing the camera. When he is asked why he turns e.g. a cola can around to face (to the characters) an arbitrary direction, he answers: "I... I don't know. I had a feeling that someone was watching us from over there and I thought maybe he was thirsty."
      Even better if the asker replies: "If you really think that someone who watches you from a dark corner is interested in your favourite soft drink maybe you should see a different psychatrist."

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    20. Re:Inevitable by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 1
      I almost crapped my pants when I watched "I, Robot" and "The Island"

      That was problem for me too, until I started wearing Depends, now with Maximum Absorbency and six EasyGrip(tm) tabs!

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  6. typical by ls+-la · · Score: 0, Redundant

    What can you expect from massive corporations?
    Clearly they know their products aren't good enough to spread by word of mouth, so they must inundate everybody in the hopes that consumers will be indoctrinated with the product.

  7. It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe it's time for television to evolve into something else. How much cheaper is our current cable television due to advertisements? How much would it cost if we stripped the ads out of the shows and just paid more for cable access?

    1. Re:It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by ottothecow · · Score: 1

      I dont know about you but Comcast just made my very very basic cable a good 80-90 cents cheaper. Now this probobly isnt because of the ads more because they are cutting every single useful non-broadcast channel. I dont even get to keep a news network anymore but apparently I cant complain since they made it cheaper.

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    2. Re:It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by wyldeone · · Score: 4, Informative

      You don't seem to have a very good grasp on how this system works. The money that you pay each month to the cable company goes to the cable company in return for offering the service—not to the stations. The stations, meanwhile, make (nearly) all their money on advertising. Thus the amount of ads has nothing to do with your cable bill.

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    3. Re:It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by daVinci1980 · · Score: 1

      How much cheaper is cable because of advertisements?

      Umm, on the order of 99.9% cheaper. Seriously, the overwhelming majority of costs are paid for by advertising. Consider the difference in production quality (ie, film quality, color quality, etc) of your average PBS show (ie, Painting with Bob Ross, Antique Roadshow) versus the average show on cable (ie, Drawn Together, Chapelle Show, The Daily Show), not to mention the costs of a show on one of the major networks.

      Consider what happened with Friends. When the cast of Friends banded together and decided they wanted a million per episode each (~$6M total), NBC said "Sure, no problem." That's because they made $420K per 30-second spot. There are generally 18 of those per 30 minutes, which meant that they made ~$7.56M per episode.

      Frankly, I'm willing to tolerate ads and product placement as long as I don't have to pay the actual staggering cost for my entertainment.

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    4. Re:It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by Jameth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The theory is that this need not be the case. Originally, cable TV claimed to be advertisement free, as the stations were paid by the cable companies. This could happen again, if the rates were raised.

    5. Re:It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...OR if the bastards stopped demanding so much for shitty shows

    6. Re:It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just read somewhere that somewhere on the order of 65% of households in America have cable TV, a quick check of the census bureau tells us that with 60 million households, there are VERY ROUGHLY 39 million cable subscribers around the country. At $13.25 a month for basic cable (number from Comcast in the S.F. Bay Area) that makes out to 795 million dollars a month revenue from basic cable alone.

      Given, a lot of that money goes into maintaining the cable infrastructure, but the rest of it does go somewhere. (I am thinking Comcast makes most of their money on PPV and extended channels/on-demand programming, so it is possible that very little of the $13.25 goes into infrastructure)

      What I am saying is, "99.9% cheaper" is a huge exaggeration. Just look at the HBO business model...

      It wouldn't be THAT expensive, and with the on-demand market/infrastructure growing it wouldn't be that difficult to cut adds at the source, and still have enough money left over to keep product placement out of the writing.

      (I cannot believe they paid them each a million an episode...)

    7. Re:It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Intersting question. To figure that out you would have to attatch a value to the time that a single person spends watching a commercial.

      When television stations and networks sell advertising space they charge a fee per thousand viewers. The average cost per thousand audience members, or CPM, for broadcast television is $12, or $11, depending on who you ask.

      Say you wanted to buy airtime on the the season finale of Survivor, which had an audience of about 36 million Americans (god help us). If CBS charged a CPM of $12, a thirty second spot would cost 36 million / 1000 * 12 = $432000.

      If 30 seconds of 1000 average audience members' time is worth $12, then one person's time would be worth 1.2 cents.

      A typical, thirty minute block of television includes eight minutes of comercials. That's sixteen 30 second spots. So during your average sitcom, a television network and station pimps your time, as an audience member, for an average of 19.2 cents (1.2*16)?

      Does that mean we'd get commercial free tv for 40 cents an hour? I wouldn't get my hopes up...

    8. Re:It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by misleb · · Score: 1

      What is salt on the wound (of advertising itself) is the fact that consumers are ultimately paying for the advertising. Products and services cost more because companies advertise (and use expensive packaging). So even if you are not paying for the entertainment up front, you probably pay your share one way or another. In theory, you are actually paying MORE in the long run by having commercials because you have to pay people to produce and deliver them. Advertising agencies are pulling a heafty sum out of the whole deal. But I guess the argument against this is that we probably wouldn't have such an entertainment system at all if there weren't such a massive capitalist system. I mean, if you cut out all advertising and just had people pay straight up for their entertainment, where would the economy be?

      That said, a lot of creative things can be done on a small budget.

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    9. Re:It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

      I hear Comcast has Disney, a premium channel that is nearly commercial free, free for those purchasing basic cable.

      I say nearly commercial free because they do slip in some non-Disney related advertisements. By commercial, I mean product advertisements.

    10. Re:It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by killjoe · · Score: 1

      That's not the case with HBO and they make some of the best TV shows on the market.

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    11. Re:It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

      If we cut out all the advertising and just had people pay straight up for their entertainment? Isn't that how movies shown in theatres and movies direct to DVD work?

    12. Re:It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

      Combine regular cable television with on demand viewing though. Hypothetically, and I don't know if this figures come even close to being workable, would you pay 99 cents to see a 30 minute to 2 hour program you love for up to 24 hours on your cable box? That's commercial free I'm speaking.

    13. Re:It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by bit01 · · Score: 1

      Frankly, I'm willing to tolerate ads and product placement as long as I don't have to pay the actual staggering cost for my entertainment.

      Youre paying. Twice with ad's, once in the increased price of the product to pay for the ad and secondly in your time and attention to watch the ad. Ad's don't save you any money at all and they cost you the time of your life.

      And please, no nonsense about you ignoring the ad's and other people paying for it. In the end, on average, those ad's are targetted at you and the products you buy.

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    14. Re:It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by localman · · Score: 1

      Yep, it could happen. And then a few months later, after you're comfortable with your new higher bill, the corps that want to advertise stuff will offer the network more money to slip the ads back in. And why wouldn't they? This is why cable TV shows ads today. There was actually a few months back in '81 where cable TV was mostly commercial free. It just won't last as long as there is stuff to sell.

      Cheers.

    15. Re:It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      Look on the bright side: you still have 3 or 4 home shopping channels!

    16. Re:It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by Andy_R · · Score: 2, Informative

      Given that my cable here in Britain costs about the same as yours in America, but shows far less adverts, it's not cheaper at all. Here we have laws limiting the time advert breaks can last, and the advert-free BBC providing an alternative if the commerical channels push the limits. Advertisers here have simply learnt that having their advert shown 5 times out of 100 adverts a day is better for them than having it shown 40 times out of 1000, and they would rather have a 5% share of eyeballs than a 4%. The scarcity of advertising slots here has simply pushed the price up, the revenue to the cable/broadcast companies is exactly the same.

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    17. Re:It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

      I believe it costs about $50 USD per month for basic cable here in America. If what you're saying is true, that's 28.2779 pounds it would cost you for basic cable in the U.K.

      In terms of minimum wage, it would take around 9-10 hours at minimum wage in America for basic cable and around 6 hours at minimum wage in the U.K.

    18. Re:It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Due to a ruling in the last decade, the subscription video companies give money to TV stations to uplink their shows.

    19. Re:It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by Phreakiture · · Score: 1

      You don't seem to have a very good grasp on how this system works. The money that you pay each month to the cable company goes to the cable company in return for offering the service--not to the stations. The stations, meanwhile, make (nearly) all their money on advertising. Thus the amount of ads has nothing to do with your cable bill.

      The cable/satellite companies are selling advertising, also. There are certain ad slots that they are permitted to preempt and replace with their own ads. Sometimes this is subtle enough that you won't notice, but I would say I can't watch for an hour without seeing at least two ads for a pay-per-view event boldly emblazoned with my satellite provider's logo.

      Interactive TV has added a new element to the provider selling ads. During some ads, some text appears on the screen saying, "Press Select now for more information" or something to that effect. The networks have got to love that, because when someone actually hits tha button, they are no longer watching whatever program they are watching, because they are now browsing through screens that lead up to them ordering whatever thing it was the ad was for, which, by the way, can be billed to your satellite account and delivered to your home, without you having to get your fat ass out of the grooves you've worn into the couch.

      Okay, let me calm down a sec....

      OTOH, premium movie channels (HBO, Cinemax, Shotime et al) work from the subscription fees, which is why it costs $14 to get 8 specific channels added (just shy of $2/channel), when you got the other 120 channels you get for $30 (averaging about 25 cents each). In exchange, you don't see ads during a movie or show, and you don't see flying network bugs. Any advertising is between shows.

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    20. Re:It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by justplainpostal · · Score: 1

      When my family first got cable TV in 76, there was no advertising and it wasn't a very expensive subscription either. We had HBO, a few local channels and some other stuff. Within about two years advertising crept in and the price of subscription went up. Yes, subscription without adverts will work but only if the marking shysters can be effectively blocked from approaching the cable management, staff or shareholders with whispers of huge profits in there ears. My opinion, marketing always seeps through, feeding greed, corrupting a good thing. Give it up, advertising is only going to get more obnoxious.

    21. Re:It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by Gatsby137 · · Score: 1

      If we cut out all the advertising and just had people pay straight up for their entertainment? Isn't that how movies shown in theatres and movies direct to DVD work?

      No, with movies in theaters (and some DVDs), we pay our money to have commecials blasted at us before the show, and sometimes during the movie as well (product placement again).

    22. Re:It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by Damvan · · Score: 1

      How about comparing the production quality of an average PBS show (ie Nova, American Experience, American Masters) versus the average show on cable (ie American Idol, Everybody loves Raymond). Works both ways buddy. On average, I think the production quality of your average PBS shows exceeds that on cable, with the exception of HBO.

    23. Re:It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by tif · · Score: 1

      Except that now the movies that show on the premium movie channels have product placement in them.

    24. Re:It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

      I disagree. That's the point of either fastforwarding through it or just coming at the start time.

    25. Re:It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by Snaller · · Score: 1

      You miss the point, they are not making tv to be nice to you and would be satisfied with just a little profit - they want rip roaring mega big profit - which means they are going to try and sequeeze it as much as they can possibly get away with.

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    26. Re:It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

      I agree. I not only agree with your post, but I agree with your signature. I miss the old slashdot.

    27. Re:It seems kind of pathetic to do that. by Snaller · · Score: 1

      I miss the old slashdot.

      Indeed - I do too - almost daily, since most of the time the "Message center" is a blank page, which does not list the messages - I have to run a script to disable the stylesheets to be able to see it.

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  8. Banner ads by ReformedExCon · · Score: 1

    You just get to a point where it's not even necessary to block these things. Your brain just glosses over it and it's totally invisible.

    And besides, what are we complaining about? A few seconds of program time? Be glad it's not less!

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  9. American Idol?? by pvt_medic · · Score: 1

    American Idol is horrible at this. The music videos for a ford explorer, or the coca cola??

    Just wait though it will get worse, with the networking of video games and online services you will see billboards in the background of racing games for products.

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    1. Re:American Idol?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This already exists in some games, for instance in Anarchy Online there are billboards advertising real products in-game. However, you can play Anarchy Online for free versus most similar games (World of Warcraft, Everquest, Ultima Online) charge 10-15 bucks a month, so I don't there many players mind.

    2. Re:American Idol?? by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1

      seriosuly just got done playing Need for Speed: MOst Wanted and there's quite a few Burger King billboards ingame. Frankly I suprised its not done more.

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    3. Re:American Idol?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually would not mind the in game billboards if there was a larger variety like in real life. I cannot stand it when each billboard is the same damn nthing. I remember back in SF RUSH 2049, every other roadside ad was for SLIMJIM....I mean beef jerky in 2049? Some brands do last forever, but you'd think Nike , Mountain Dew, McDonalds etc, would just make a standing deal with all the major publishers for in game advertising . . . .

    4. Re:American Idol?? by StarvingSE · · Score: 1

      This type of product placement is fine with me. Billboards are a fact of life, and to me it would suspend my disbelief more if I saw real world billboard advertising in a racing game as opposed to generic ones made up by the developers. So, the gamer wins with a game that has an enviroment more true to life, and the game makers win by making some extra money from selling the ads. Its when the product placement has nothing to do with the subject matter of the film/game that I don't agree with; ie the Doom guy, after blowing away a bunch of demons, takes a time out for a Big Mac(tm) to recover his strength.....

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    5. Re:American Idol?? by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      Which is why I found it amusing to watch Indian Idol; it had product placements for Pepsi and Maruti (Suzuki) Baleno. :-)

    6. Re:American Idol?? by QMO · · Score: 1

      I love the fake radio ads in Streets of Sim City.
      And the fake ads in Eat or Be Eaten.

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    7. Re:American Idol?? by Descalzo · · Score: 1

      Welcome to Bad Bros. Bait & Switch store! What can I do for you?

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    8. Re:American Idol?? by StarvingSE · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I do like some fake ads; the ones in the GTA3 series are great. But for some examples such as the billboard one, I can live with that.

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  10. Solutions by dada21 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Those familiar with my anti-copyright ideas know that I've promoted product placement as a partial solution to PVR commercial skipping.

    The advertising community is, yet again, far behind. Tivo is so 2001. BitTorrent and the newer anonymous P2P apps take the problem a step farther.

    With vidgeeks easily editing out commercials for P2P redistribution (this can be time consuming to be frame perfect), it is only a matter of time before they digitally smear out product placement. A little bit of work and you can nuke logos without the MTV blur.

    What will advertisers do next?

    My thought is that we'll see video and audio starting and stopping at different offsets. Imagine -- a scene ends with the audio ending but the video continuing. A character can walk off screen for entire seconds after they're finished talking. If Cisco paid to have the audio portion of the ad start before the video is over. P2P editors could nuke this audio.

    The video could end before the audio, maybe bringing a logo in before a narration is finished. Still, the video portion could be edited to black.

    Pop-up video advertising could be placed like A&E and Bravo do with TB show mentions. In fact, I believe we see more of these mentions to prep us for 3rd party pop-overs. Yet a vidgeek could humorously edit the pop-over to advertise their l33t skills.

    So what is the answer?

    DRM.

    1. Re:Solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you edit out something like the summary's example of Medium. Where the actual product placement is more than a soda can in the background or a t-shirt, but is written into the script itself. Removing this would remove dialogue and plot and also decrease show time.

    2. Re:Solutions by sameb · · Score: 1

      I'm just curious... what makes you think folks that edit commercials out now will proceed to wipe away product placement? Commercials disappear because they interrupt the flow of the show. If people liked watching commercials, then DVDs would include them also. The studio knows people don't like commercials, they're just a necessary evil with classic business models.

      Product placement is different though. You can't edit out product placement without changing the story, and if you can, what's the point?

    3. Re:Solutions by afaik_ianal · · Score: 1

      If people liked watching commercials, then DVDs would include them also.

      Sadly, a trend I have noticed recently is adverts at the start of DVDs that can't be skipped. I wonder if the studio's realise this kind of thing encourages people to get their entertainment through more flexible channels?

    4. Re:Solutions by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      I think it's worth pointing out that TV Studios can already insert advertising on-the-fly during post production.

      A Coke can can become Pepsi, if they're shooting in a city, they can digitally replace billboards. I think UPN was the first station to start doing this back in March of '99

      I don't expect even the best tv release groups to have access to a production studio, but I've no doubt they can either get whatever software they need from another release group, or actually have someone crack it for them (everything from keygens to emulating hardware dongles.)

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    5. Re:Solutions by NaDrew · · Score: 1
      Sadly, a trend I have noticed recently is adverts at the start of DVDs that can't be skipped. I wonder if the studio's realise this kind of thing encourages people to get their entertainment through more flexible channels?
      Or just pop the DVD in, go get a drink or use the bathroom, and come back to find the ads done and the player waiting at the title menu. That said, Bruce Almighty was the first DVD I bought that had non-optional ads and it pissed me off.
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    6. Re:Solutions by sfe_software · · Score: 1

      Sadly, a trend I have noticed recently is adverts at the start of DVDs that can't be skipped.

      It's a "feature" that is part of the DVD spec to force you to view the "FBI Warning". You know, that screen that informs you that it would be a federal offence to copy the movie (however untrue it may be, since such a violation would be handled by a civil court).

      So, DVD makers have started using this flag for their ads and/or movie trailers, so most DVD players or drives won't allow you to skip whatever content they decide to put there. I've seen many newer discs with 5 to 20 minutes of previews and/or ads that use this flag.

      So basically, they've taken a "feature" intended to discourage copying, and used it to require viewing of ads. Your DVD player is perfectlly capable (on a technical level) of skipping such ads, but by contract it simply won't let you do so until the DVD disc says it's okay to view the menu. This flag was created to force you to view the copyright information, and is instead abused to require you to watch previews or ads before you're allowed to watch the movie -- be it a rental or a movie you purchased for your own viewing pleasure.

      Not all DVDs abuse this flag, of course. Many DVDs let you hit the "Play" button right away to start the feature. But some, notably those released by one of the big studios, abuse the feature and make you watch not only the "copyright notice" but also several previews/ads before you can access the DVD menu...

      Note that a DVD player *could* technically skip this if it was made to do so, but out of fear and/or contractual obligations, all consumer players seem to obey this flag. So your DVD player isn't really working for you, rather it's working for the MPAA. As though the MPAA purchased the player for you at no cost to yourself...

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    7. Re:Solutions by msdschris · · Score: 1

      There is a solution to this. Don't "back up" this portion of the DVD. Either that or disable the anti-skip flag during back up.

  11. Gone with the product placement by king-manic · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Frankly Scarlet I don't give a damn... But get some nike air masters and I just might".

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  12. As I sit here reading slashdot... by Cherita+Chen · · Score: 4, Funny

    As I sit here, drinking a DITE COKE , reading slashdot... I'm asking myself, why don't I have a TIVO And if I did have one, which network would I choose to record... HBO ? Hmmm.........

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    1. Re:As I sit here reading slashdot... by DeafByBeheading · · Score: 5, Funny
      Benjamin: Wayne! Listen, we need to have a talk about Vanderhoff.
                The fact is he's the sponsor and you signed a contract
                guaranteeing him certain concessions, one of them being
                a spot on the show.
      Wayne [holding a Pizza Hut box]: Well that's where I see things just
                a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to
                any sponsor.
      Benjamin: I'm sorry you feel that way, but basically it's the nature
                of the beast.
      Wayne [holding a bag of Doritos]: Maybe I'm wrong on this one, but
                for me, the beast doesn't include selling out. Garth, you
                know what I'm talking about, right?
      Garth [wearing head-to-toe Reebok wardrobe]: It's like people only do
                these things because they can get paid. And that's just
                really sad.
      Wayne: I can't talk about it anymore; it's giving me a headache.
      Garth [Dumps two Nuprin pills into Wayne's hand]: Here, take two of these!
      Wayne: Ah, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different.
      Benjamin: Look, you can stay here in the big leagues and play by the
                rules, or you can go back to the farm club in Aurora. It's
                your choice.
      Wayne: [holding a can of Pepsi] Yes, and it's the choice of a new generation.
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    2. Re:As I sit here reading slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess this is supposed to be funny, but in all seriousness: Internet users are quickly becoming the masters of product placement, thanks to affiliate programs. I doubt that there's even one public forum which doesn't have its share of users who plug a product every time they write something. Some even try to be subtle about it.

    3. Re:As I sit here reading slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The wonderfully ironic thing about that scene is that all the brands shown did actually sponsor the movie.

    4. Re:As I sit here reading slashdot... by DeafByBeheading · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The sad thing is that in twenty years we will see scenes exactly like it only they won't be parodies.

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    5. Re:As I sit here reading slashdot... by Chabo · · Score: 1

      Speaking of Pizza Hut, everyone remember Ninja Turtles?

      Their favorite food? Pizza from Pizza Hut. That cartoon/game series was one of the top reasons I loved Pizza Hut as a kid.

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  13. Doesn't really matter by aussie_a · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's nice to see the revenue battle not taking the form of buying congressmen for once. It's a battle between those who don't view commercials (which means less money for advertising slots), and the need for the television company to make money. The latest move is to include product-placement. If it works, great. If it doesn't, then those tv shows will be doomed (or they'll stop doing it). It is an interesting battle, as it shows the problem of having entertainment for free. I think the internet sidesteps this issue as the cost is much lower, so more people creating the content are willing to be out of pocket. Unfortunately with tv, this just isn't an option because of the large budgets.

    It could mean the death of tv as we know it. Although I believe that if it does mean the death of tv, tv shows will continue to live in DVD releases (as the audience directly pays for the product and has been successful).

    1. Re:Doesn't really matter by greenguy · · Score: 1

      It's a battle between those who don't view commercials (which means less money for advertising slots), and the need for the television company to make money.

      And the winner is... those of us who don't watch television at all.

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    2. Re:Doesn't really matter by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      How are you winning? You still don't get the content. I guess if your aim is to avoid advertising then yeah, you win. But I'm willing to bet most people DON'T watch tv to avoid adverts, but instead watch it to watch entertaining products (or to watch shows where they don't need to think).

    3. Re:Doesn't really matter by mav[LAG] · · Score: 1

      How are you winning? You still don't get the content.

      I think you've answered your own question here...

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  14. Over Compinsation by Kickboy12 · · Score: 1

    They really aren't loosing many people. First you have to account for the small percentage of people who have a TiVo-type device that allows them to do this. Then out of those people, what tiny percent are technology-literate enough to figure out HOW to skip commercials while still being able to watch it as it airs.

    To me it just seems an excuse to advertise even more when it's not neccessary. Brings in more advertising dollars to the TV networks.

  15. Cisco's proud web announcement... by LaTechTech · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.cisco.com/now/24/indexIPcommunications. html Sorry about the quicktime... Click away...

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  16. I forgot to mention popups by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

    Instead of commercials, perhaps we could just have popups during the program itself. Sure, it might get annoying. It needs to be respectful in size though, nothing like what FX (I think) does.

    With on demand viewing from certain cable providers, maybe they should start offering 24 hour viewing to certain t.v. episodes sans popups for like 99 cents.

  17. Doubt it's a problem by XanC · · Score: 1

    I think a lot of P2P geeks suffer from the "Collector" syndrome. They want to faithfully record what was aired. I don't think they'll be too keen on editing out a scene with dialog about Coca-Cola. Yes, they take out commercials and network bugs, but I really doubt if placement got to be big that they'd do much about it. Too much placement makes for a crummy show, and who wants to download that anyway, regardless of the editing?

  18. 2nd place goes to movie TORQUE by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1
    the AQHF bit was freaking awesome.

    Second has to go to the movie Torque when they had that stupid bike fight in front the conspicously placed Mountain Dew and Pepsi ads...

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    1. Re:2nd place goes to movie TORQUE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      um... did you see I, Robot? now THAT is hardcore product placement. *goes to buy Converse All-Stars Vintage 2004 online to get shipped by Fed-Ex*

    2. Re:2nd place goes to movie TORQUE by h4rm0ny · · Score: 2, Interesting


      Why the Hell would somebody in the future be so desperate to get hold of some boring old trainers from some random year in the past? This happened at the very start and was outstandingly obvious. Pretty much destroyed any benefit of the doubt I'd managed to cling onto before seeing the film.

      Don't forget the Audi product placement too. I hope the director got a nice cut of the bribe for that to compensate him for his loss of self-respect. The film might as well have been a very long advert. This is the director who did Dark City, too. Shame on you Alex Proyas! SHAME ON YOU! What excuse do you have for this?

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    3. Re:2nd place goes to movie TORQUE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never saw the movie, but it just strikes me as plain wrong that he would buy ones from 2004. Ever since the company got sold to some overseas group, the quality of the shoes has gone downhill. I have a pair that is 5 years old (from when they were still made here) and a pair that is 2 years old - the 5YO ones have dealt with the usual wear & tear, but hte newer ones have started to literally fall apart. The glue holding them together is not effective! And they upped the price by almost $10 (that's a big % increase considering they use to be $30).

    4. Re:2nd place goes to movie TORQUE by henni16 · · Score: 1

      You can add JVC to that list for "I, Robot":
      Will Smith character's home stereo equipment (CD player?)is featured very annoyingly during the movie with several (useless) close up shots of nothing but the player.
      Very first example: the movie starts with Smith waking up, switching on the music and doing some loosening gymnastics. This little workout scene includes a shot of nothing but his player with its big JVC logo on the front.


      Btw. regarding shoes: a not so blatant case were Uma Thurman's Asics in "Kill Bill". In the big mass fight scene (I think when she fights that "school girl") there are some shots were I had to think "Nice, that [jump|move|camera work] was only done to show off her sneakers in a close up".

    5. Re:2nd place goes to movie TORQUE by Prophet+of+Nixon · · Score: 1

      You just ruined that for me, I actually hadn't realized they were a real product. I thought they were just trying to depict the guy as having some sort of future shoe-nerd tendency. I like old watches and knives, why couldn't someone like old shoes? Really hadn't occurred to me that those were real. I do remember there being some blatant product placement for one of the parcel carriers, but I can't remember which one (so I guess it wasn't too effective, except to say there will still be some form of parcel delivery in the future).

      What gets me in a lot of generic action movies (of which I Robot was better than most) is how many of them devolve into 2 hour ads for H&K. Underworld comes to mind, although it was awful for many other reasons too. Someone in hollywood has an H&K fetish or something. I want some diversity, some Saabs or Steyrs or Sigs or FNHs. Or better yet, they should make their own guns for movies (say, the awesome pistol from Blade Runner). I was really creeped out when I started seeing MP7s in movies before they were available; I mean, who is the target audience for that product placement? Does the government watch the same crappy movies that we do, and say "must have neat gun!" ?

    6. Re:2nd place goes to movie TORQUE by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

      That movie Castaway with Tom Hanks was basically a 2 hour commercial for FedEx too. It really is sickening.

    7. Re:2nd place goes to movie TORQUE by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2, Interesting
      um... did you see I, Robot? now THAT is hardcore product placement.

      Actually, I'd argue that iRobot had commercials in it. I noticed that ALL of the product placement happens within specific blocks, right next to each other. Every now and then they take a break from the action to tell you all about cars, shoes and package delivery. Then no mention until 30 minutes later, at which all three products are seen again.

    8. Re:2nd place goes to movie TORQUE by Pope · · Score: 1

      Exactly. They're all made in Vietnam, and the quality SUCKS. No longer are they a nice, think canvas, it's all this thin crap that'll wear through in a few months. I'm never buying another pair of canvas Chuck Taylors again.

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    9. Re:2nd place goes to movie TORQUE by leoPetr · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, but the Black Mamba's shoes aren't for sale. The close-ups were because of: a) Tarantino's foot fetish b) the Fuck U inscribed on the soles.:D

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  19. You do have to admit by eraser.cpp · · Score: 1

    Those Cisco 7900 series phones help give the command center in 24 the sexy techno-look that the set aims for.

  20. Easy now by fwitness · · Score: 1

    Aren't you getting alittle too upset about it?

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  21. Blurred by noz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't watch a lot of American television and I was quite confused when, in Tommy Lee Goes To College, the producers blurred out some signs and t-shirts worn by the plebeans. Was this the effect of sponsorship to remove references to competitors? They couldn't all have been offensive (especially the billboards *grin*).

    1. Re:Blurred by Crash24 · · Score: 1
      I don't watch a lot of American television and I was quite confused when, in Tommy Lee Goes To College, the producers blurred out some signs and t-shirts worn by the plebeans. Was this the effect of sponsorship to remove references to competitors? They couldn't all have been offensive (especially the billboards *grin*).

      If I recall, certain countries such as the UK have regulations requiring the censorship of blatant in-show product placements. Any Britons out there can feel free to correct me if I'm wrong here...

    2. Re:Blurred by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you consider the possibility that none of the companies whose ads and logos were blurred out paid them anything for placement in the show, it makes sense. Essentially, they are saying "if you want people to see your logo, you'll have to go through (and pay) us to get it on the air".

      We couldn't have sneaky advertisers stuffing the crowd in the background of a reality show with people paid to wear their logo on a shirt getting FREE advertising, now could we? That just wouldn't do!

      Conversely, blurring the logos/ads could be some sort of display of integrity, a way of saying "we're above that filthy product placement whoreing". It isn't, but it could have been in some other reality, perhaps.

    3. Re:Blurred by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      Was this the effect of sponsorship to remove references to competitors?
       
      I remember seeing an advertisement in the paper (yeah, irony) from the producers of a movie that was being filmed near here a while back. They wanted "extras" to come and stand in a crowd and watch a parade. The ad said, "Dress as you normally would to watch a parade, but no logo t-shirts or branded clothing is allowed."

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    4. Re:Blurred by Igottapoop · · Score: 3, Informative

      In the U.S. they've been doing that for years. The producers have to blur them for two reasons.

      1. The companies buying commercial time (at a later date) may not like having a competitor getting free air time during the show.

      2. The companies that didn't pay for the product placement can actually sue the show if they don't like how their product is being used/displayed during the show and/or what show their product is being shown on.

    5. Re:Blurred by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This only applies to the BBC, which is financed soley by public money, not by advertisers or sponsors. At one point they got dinged for advertising their own TV guide magazine (which is why you'll see footnotes such as "Other TV listing magazines are available"). As an aside, it is also obligated to provide equal time to each party in political broadcasts. Commerical stations on the other hand, such as ITV, Channel 4 and Sky, are exactly that: commercial.

    6. Re:Blurred by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      The companies that didn't pay for the product placement can actually sue the show if they don't like how their product is being used/displayed during the show and/or what show their product is being shown on.

      Of course anyone can sue for anything, but they would have to make a case that the use constituted libel, which would be quite difficult. It's just that most producers don't want to offend a potential advertiser. Consider The Sopranos, whose producer states they do no paid product placement. Having a can of Raid used as a murder weapon, for instance, would hardly have endeared them to the company; or having your car as the "choice of the hitman". Or even more obviously, if they could, McDonald's would surely have sued Supersize Me. The producers just had to be careful not to abuse the trademark in advertising; but they could depict it in the film quite legitimately and legally. Through fear of large corporations people give them even more power to rule our lives.

    7. Re:Blurred by trongey · · Score: 1

      If you want to really see some label blurring watch Extreme Home Makeover. It's gotten to where you can only see about half of the frame at a time. This week they even blurred a box that Ty put in his basket while "shopping" at Sears!
      They could run Clockwork Orange in primetime with less censoring than that show gets.

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  22. Maybe we don't want to see them by alphax45 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does the fact that people are using the technology to skip ads not tell the advertisers that, maybe, just maybe, we don't want to see the ads for there crappy product they are trying to pimp? Seems to me that pissing off the majorty of your customers with silly product placements is not the best way to reach the few that do skip your ads. Just my thoughts.

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    1. Re:Maybe we don't want to see them by TheDugong · · Score: 1

      ... and the advertising industry utters a collective "shhhhh!" whilst holding a finger to their lips...

    2. Re:Maybe we don't want to see them by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      I encourage my kids to make fun of the ads by suggesting alternative interpretations the ads were never meant to express. For example, one that springs to mind is a cellphone ad (can't remember the company...). Husband, wife and 2 kids are at the mall. They're going to split up and are arranging to call each other when they're done. As they start to move off, one of the kids says, "Wait, I don't have a cellphone." The wife says, "I don't have a cellphone". The husband says, "I don't have one either". Cut to voiceover extolling the advantages of a family plan with multiple phones.

      At the point, I said to my kids, "OK, so what message do you get from this ad?? That these people are stupid enough to make plans to call each other, without realizing they have no phones. So, obviously, this particular provider is going for the dumb-as-a-brick category of consumer..."

    3. Re:Maybe we don't want to see them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I particularly liked the Sony PSP commercial in which everyone who had the mifortune of playing the device quickly grew bored and threw it away. It's not often I get to laugh so hard at something that's not intended to be funny.

  23. Re:Die Tookie, Die ! by ReformedExCon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    How empty your life must be to revel in the death of someone you don't even know.

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  24. I was wondering that myself. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Something about this still made me feel uneasy. Now I think I know what it is--the problem is that you don't realize you're being advertised-to. In magazines, ads which might be mistaken for articles are supposed to be clearly marked, usually by writing "Advertisement" across the top. Infomercials usually begin with "The following is a paid program." But infomercials are sneaky, sort of like subliminal advertising was supposed to be.

    I don't specifically object to paid placement, but I'd like for it to be clear when paid placement is taking place. No idea how to do that without distracting from the show, though.

  25. Wired should know better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's right everybody ! Blame Tivo ! Not the advertisers themselves...

    Tivo made me do it...

  26. That's awesome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Well, ma'am, we've already established what you are; now we're just negotiating your price."

  27. The reruns are going to be even worse. by TheNarrator · · Score: 5, Funny

    20 years from now the re-runs are going to look really weird. If they started doing this 20 years ago we'd probably be watching Scooby Doo episodes where Shaggy mentions how comfortable his Dead 70s Brand bell bottoms are. Then again, with modern technology they might start editing old tv shows inserting new scenes to do product placement or just dubbing over them with new brand names.

    1. Re:The reruns are going to be even worse. by gerardlt · · Score: 1

      Original advert

      Microsoft, Where do you want to go today?

      In 10 years time, as part of the marketing package for Windows Vista:

      Microsoft: Taking you forward.

      In 20 years time, when everyone's tired of constant change:

      Microsoft: Holding you back.

      In 30 years time, just after the 'Death of the Internet'(TM) and everyone realises it was all a big mistake:

      Microsoft, Taking you back a decade.

      In 40 years time, as everyone is just starting to move forward again:

      Microsoft: Coming at you from behind.
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    2. Re:The reruns are going to be even worse. by ari{Dal} · · Score: 1

      "Then again, with modern technology they might start editing old tv shows inserting new scenes to do product placement or just dubbing over them with new brand names."

      They already do. I think it was Bladerunner? There was a big stink from the original advertisers because they digitally edited the movie to include a new sponsor on some major billboard in a background shot.

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    3. Re:The reruns are going to be even worse. by rafa · · Score: 1

      That's already happening - I watched Demolition Man on tv a while back here in Europe and noticed they'd changed all the refereces of Taco Bell into Pizza Hut. They'd even gone so far as to dub over Stallone as he's speaking - without much subtelty I might add. The wikipedia article I linked to also mentions this.

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  28. Porn by Freaky+Spook · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wait till the porn industry starts using product placment, it will soon filter down to mainstream media in a more popular way!

    <i>"After giving head nothing gets the taste out of my mouth better then mentos, my mouth is fresh and im ready to do the double penetration shot"</i>

    1. Re:Porn by houghi · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean something like this: Warning adult content.?

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  29. I guess you're right... by Twisted64 · · Score: 1

    It's wrong of me to complain about revenue-raising advertising in films which make millions. Isn't it, WILL SMITH???

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  30. Tasty by fwitness · · Score: 1, Troll

    Or maybe even a SPELL CHECKER to make sure that at least words TYPED IN ALL CAPS or BOLDED WITH HYPERLINKS are spelled right.

    Man. I can't wait till we do product placement for Speak and Spells.

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    1. Re:Tasty by Cherita+Chen · · Score: 0

      It's the spirit of it, not the letter... You never make typos? Dare I say that qualifies as flamebait....

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    2. Re:Tasty by fwitness · · Score: 1

      I gotcha, was just feeling funny that day. My humor got my modded troll though, so that's karma for ya. :)

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  31. Real Solution by oGMo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The real solution is so simple, it may be beyond the grasp of marketers: make advertisements worth watching.

    It's simple. Why do I skip commercials? They're annoying, loud, repetitive, gaudy, mindless. I don't want to watch them, and the producer believes I won't be watching them (I wonder why?), so they scream and shout to get my attention.

    So make a commercial that's funny, witty, beautiful. And don't play it every commercial break. Make something I want to see again, and instead of skipping it, I'll take advantage of the TiVo and watch it again.

    Such a thing is possible: such commercials already exist. They've few and far between, but we've probably all seen at least one or two. It's possible. If the existing ad agencies can't come up with them, find new ones. I bet there are a thousand independent filmmakers out there who could come up with 30 second clips that fit this bill on half the budget they usually spend.

    This is the real solution, one that doesn't involve literally forcing us to watch with DRM and legislation. Which is going to alienate people? Making something they desire, or making it illegal to avoid something they don't?

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    1. Re:Real Solution by dada21 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      make advertisements worth watching.

      I agree. Have you seen the trash graduating with a marketing /advertising degree?

      So make a commercial that's funny, witty, beautiful.

      More boobs, less FCC?

      I bet there are a thousand independent filmmakers out there who could come up with 30 second clips that fit this bill on half the budget they usually spend.

      I agree. If Coke had a "Make us a free ad and we'll pay to run the top 10" you'd have 5000 filmmakers dying for the publicity.

      That is the problem. You have 864 ads per channel-day. You have no idea what channels a viewer actually watch. There's no way to reduce dupes.

      Here's a thought: Use Tivo. Run commercials, offer a prize to the first 100 people who click Thumbs Up when a red dot appears for 5 frames. Who knows which commercial per show gets the dot? You'll increase the number of commercial-viewers during the broadcast, maybe overcoming the loss to Tivo?

    2. Re:Real Solution by JohnSearle · · Score: 1

      It's simple. Why do I skip commercials? They're annoying, loud, repetitive, gaudy, mindless.

      I don't think I'm with you on this one. I tend not to watch commercials because they are an attempt to coerce me into buying thing I don't need, and probably wouldn't want on a normal basis. I don't disagree that a more effective ad would be one that is actually entertaining, but do you really want to be convinced to buy? Do we really need more product consumption at our expense? -- John

    3. Re:Real Solution by briancarnell · · Score: 1

      Um, isn't that precisely the point of doing product placement? You then end up watching a pleasant 44 minute or whatever commercial. If done correctly, it doesn't have to come across as a commercial (and if it does, people will tune out).

    4. Re:Real Solution by The+Man · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The real solution is so simple, it may be beyond the grasp of marketers: make advertisements worth watching.

      You're approaching this from the wrong direction: making advertisements worth watching is an action to be undertaken by the advertisers and their customers. This presumes they are the people with the problem. They aren't; they're making plenty of money already; PVRs and other changes in the market are crimping their ability to make more money, but they're doing fine as it is. Being greedy isn't a "problem" for the greedy individual but rather a never-ending series of opportunities to make more money at your expense. Your comment assumes that finding one way to solidify or increase the revenue stream is sufficient but in fact the media companies are satisfied only when they exhaust all possible such schemes. So in fact the viewer is the one with the problem; without a PVR you have to watch more ads today than ever before, and even with a PVR you get less content than ever before. Either way, you're going to get more product placement as well, because even if the advertisers made "advertisements worth watching" and no one ever edited them out, you can bet that to sustain their revenue growth the advertising agencies and media companies will continue to increase the number of impressions they can sell per 30 minutes of airtime; having more effective advertisements just allows them to charge more, which is great, but they aren't getting their money's worth until every possible second of airtime is sold somehow to someone. The content is the worm, the ads are the hook, and you are the fish. No fisherman cares how good the worm is as long as it covers the hook well enough to tempt the fish. Fish seem willing to overlook a giant, flaming-orange hook so long as it contains the tiniest fragment of long-dead worm or worm substitute, and TV viewers, who live longer than fish and seem to develop a tolerance to "hooks", are no different. The media companies know this and that, as a fish, er, viewer, sucks.

      So there are actually two solutions, one which is realistic and one which is not. The unrealistic solution calls for a contract made between viewers and content producers for a certain amount of ad-free content in exchange for a certain amount of money - the way cable TV was originally set up, in fact. This is unrealistic because, as happened with cable TV, the media companies, never satisfied with merely making a tidy profit, realised that you'll pay just as much for TV with ads as without, so they can actually make money both ways. So much for that. We're left with the REAL SOLUTION that actually works and is guaranteed not to require watching any kind of TV ad, ever, and as a side bonus penalises the greedy bastards who are forcing the issue: DON'T WATCH TELEVISION AT ALL. There's no law (yet) requiring you to consume what the media companies produce. The worm fragments are small, not especially tasty nor healthy, and in virtually all cases unattainable without being hooked anyway. You'll find after a few weeks of altered evening routine that you don't even miss them, and you'll do a boon for your own mind, the economy, and our civilisation's collective future just by not doing something. Why wait? You can solve your problem right now, without any help from anyone, and all you have to do is not do something that seems to be causing you a lot of grief anyway. It's easy, it's free, and it takes no time at all. What better solution could you seek?

    5. Re:Real Solution by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The real solution is so simple, it may be beyond the grasp of marketers: make advertisements worth watching.

      That is exactly what they are doing; merging the advertisements with content you want to watch.

      Product placements, chain letters, press releases feigning to be news, innocuous logos in video steadily becoming larger, /. stories submitted for profit; did you notice all the places usually void of advertisement that google's viral marketing tactics for gmail invites inveigled their way into? Welcome to the future. The marketers are not missing anything; they are 3 steps ahead of us.

    6. Re:Real Solution by oGMo · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Um, isn't that precisely the point of doing product placement? You then end up watching a pleasant 44 minute or whatever commercial. If done correctly, it doesn't have to come across as a commercial (and if it does, people will tune out).

      No, because there is no "done right": the point is invasive deception. Best case, I don't notice, and so the placement was worthless (or perhaps they hope for some "subliminal" effect). If I notice, it's just tacky, and I'm going to think the same of the product and the company in question. This goes for anything, including the latest BMW in a James Bond flick (which is pretty much one big running advertisement these days anyway).

      I'm saying be artistic, and honest. The latter is a word that probably doesn't exist on the planet marketers come from. Then again, the former is probably some hideous disease there, too. But these are things that here on Earth, most people appreciate.

      One final thing that always helps: have a product that doesn't suck. It's always nice. I understand the need to get the word about The Latest Thing you've come up with. That's cool. As long as it's not just rebranded sugar water with a shinier logo, to somehow grab people's attention. Spend some of that advertising budget on actually making something worthwhile. (Of course, the problem is it doesn't matter; that shiny new logo slapped on Crapola Cola Extreme results in far more sales than anything else. Such is the state of modern consumer culture, but I can change that on my end by refusing to buy the stuff.)

      At least, however, if you're going to make an ad, don't make me hate you when I'm done watching it. For the third time. In ten minutes. Or I'll start an arms race to avoid it, and I will ultimately win.

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    7. Re:Real Solution by oGMo · · Score: 1
      That is exactly what they are doing; merging the advertisements with content you want to watch.

      That's not what I said. I didn't say "be deceptive and slip your product into what I'm watching", I said "make an advertisement I want to watch". I don't want to watch something filled with tacky product placement.

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    8. Re:Real Solution by oGMo · · Score: 1
      I don't think I'm with you on this one. I tend not to watch commercials because they are an attempt to coerce me into buying thing I don't need

      I don't think that word means what you think it means. Do these ads lower a gun from your television and threaten to shoot you if you don't swipe your card? I didn't think so.

      A commercial society (not necessarily a consumer society) needs advertisement to some extent. This can be anything from word of mouth to a herald on the streetcorner. Even if we had absolutely perfect search techology with everything perfectly indexed, there would be interesting, useful things that you could use that someone invented, but you didn't think to search for.

      I'm not talking about the Whizmo fad that everyone thinks they have to have because it's the Next Great Thing, earns the makers a huge amount of money, and quickly disappears. This is the sort of scum we all hate.

      I'm talking about truly useful products. These sorts of things are today mostly lost among the screaming shiny baubles of consumerism, but they do exist. And, ultimately, there needs to be a way for you to find out about them.

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    9. Re:Real Solution by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      The real solution is so simple, it may be beyond the grasp of marketers: make advertisements worth watching.

      Couldn't agree more.

      And don't play it every commercial break.

      Sometimes, they play a commercial twice in the same break.

    10. Re:Real Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was an advert here in New Zealand for the new Toyota Hilux where they basically made a short comedy of bulls stealing the farmer's truck and riding off before eventually driving over a cliff and asking some cows if they 'fancy a ride?'. It was one of the best adverts I have ever seen and was so effective that just about everyone was talking about it for weeks. Bring on more adverts like this instead of the usual "boring, drone on about product with a crappy jingle in the background" ones and I will probably stop skipping adverts as often.

    11. Re:Real Solution by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      In theory, advertisements exist to inform consumers about products or services that they might be interesting in buying. I watch almost no TV; I've started watching about one to two hours a week lately. There are all kinds of things advertised on TV that I would be completely unaware of if I didn't watch TV, most of which I have no interest in buying, but some of which might appeal to me.

      Consider: if I hadn't read about it online, I probably wouldn't know about the King Kong movie, which I would like to see. Most other movies, I don't read about online, so if I don't watch TV, I wouldn't know about them at all, and could miss out on something I would enjoy. Sure, I could actively go seek out a listing of current and upcoming movies, but I prefer this kind of advertising to be presented to me.

      My only problem is that I don't want to be subjected to the same obnoxious ads repeatedly. I don't want to see car commercials, because I'm not in the market for a car and almost all car commercials (and absolutely all car dealership commercials) are annoying. I do enjoy some of the insurance ads I've seen recently though, even though I'm not in the market for insurance, because I find the commercials very amusing.

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    12. Re:Real Solution by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Is this such a difficult concept? There used to be a web site that had an archive of TV commercials; I can't remember the name of it. Sadly the site was taken down a few years ago due to huge bandwidth costs, but it was quite popular at the time, and showed that there are definitely entertaining commercials out there, that people actually WANT to see. I believe users could vote on their favorite ads; a lot of them were VERY funny.

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    13. Re:Real Solution by Traiklin · · Score: 1

      the side effect to not watching TV at all, advertisers need a new place to shove ads down our throats but where do they turn?>br>
      Magazines! in EGM I counted 10 pages in a row of nothing but advertisments (all different) so imagine magazins increasing in size by an aditional 50 pages for ads.

      Solution, stop reading magazines they are filled with pointless drivle anyways.

      advertising moves on to something else but what?

      Online! it's perfect, servers cost money so the bigger the site the more money they need, so let's slap in 500 ads on 1 page.

      that won't work though, Firefox's Adblock extion will hide them all.

      possible solution, sue the maker of the adblock program, it could work, just word it so it makes it seem like that thing is really illegal and if the mozilla foundation continues to support it they will be sued.

      if that doesn't work where else do they go?

      Newspapers! everyone want's to know what is happening in the world, why not throw in some pepsi or sony ads inbetween storys.

      and finnaly the last bastion of advertising, the holy grail for advertising...BOOKS! let's start putting product placements in books, just change "He reached for a can of soda" to "He reached for a can of Pepsi" instead of "He listened to his favorite CD" we have "He listened to his favorite artist", it would be perfect for advertising.

      as you can see, simply not watching TV won't stop bad advertising or product placement, infact it would make things a hell of a lot worse then what they are now, could you imaging the next harry potter book filled with tons of advertisments? how about the lord of the rings being completly redone with ads? hell why not go for the good book itself and change the bible some, have Jesus drink some famous wine at the last supper, instead of the romans making him wear a crown of thorns and carry a cross why not have him wear a crown of thorns with some nice diamonds from *insert diamond store here* and his cross was made from wood cut by *insert some lumber company here*, it could work if done right.

    14. Re:Real Solution by Sarisar · · Score: 1

      There was some REALLY annoying ads for Bounty with this REALLY bad jingle 'bounty, the stronger soak-er upp-er. Bounty!'. Got the award for the most annoying ad. But EVERYONE knew what is was. They even talked about how damn annoying the ads were. Then the next year they drop the annoying ads and put a .. well slightly less annoying ad in my opinion. But they had brand awareness by then.

      That is what they wanted. It was a new product. I had never heard of bounty before. But I did after the ads. I still hate the ads and won't buy it from principle, but it seems 95% of people have the memory of a goldfish so get the brand awareness, then switch to a (slightly) better ad and then... people buy it. Unfortunately :(

    15. Re:Real Solution by bit01 · · Score: 1

      You're right, I watch little TV but unfortunately it's only a stop-gap solution.

      The problem is that the marketing industry is trying to push into every entertainment medium. In every new movie the product placement is increasing. In every cineplex the ad's before the movie are increasing. In every new DVD the advertising load increases. Only books and cartoons appear to be weathering it currently and they're only a matter of time.

      The only long term solution is regulation. Though I'm not sure how you'd go about it without compromising free speech. Maybe a progressive tax on companies and individuals that spend more than 0.1% of their income on advertising.

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    16. Re:Real Solution by bit01 · · Score: 1

      A commercial society (not necessarily a consumer society) needs advertisement to some extent. This can be anything from word of mouth to a herald on the streetcorner. Even if we had absolutely perfect search techology with everything perfectly indexed, there would be interesting, useful things that you could use that someone invented, but you didn't think to search for.

      Not true.

      I'm talking about truly useful products. These sorts of things are today mostly lost among the screaming shiny baubles of consumerism, but they do exist. And, ultimately, there needs to be a way for you to find out about them.

      Easy. If I'm interested I'll do a search like any other. "New products in my areas of interest" is just another search category. Or even "surprise me". No intrusive, irrelevant, unsolicited advertising needed at all, just appropriate registration with search engines and a consumer amenable to new products.

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    17. Re:Real Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, isn't that precisely the point of doing product placement? You then end up watching a pleasant 44 minute or whatever commercial.

      Good product placement is normally unnoticed. A prime example is the TV show Friends. The "Monica" character was a chef. Her kitchen had a lot of Cuisinart brand appliances. Joey and Chandler frequently drank Bass Ale (or, there was always a 6-pack on top of the fridge). I'm sure the clothes they wore were intentionally chosen to promote certain fashion trends...

      Product placement is everywhere. I'm always telling people that, if an alien race were to judge our world based on our movies/TV, they'd expect every home to contain a Sony TV and Apple computer. We'd all drink Pepsi. Our computers would run some OS that was very graphical and makes many annoying sounds whenever we typed or clicked... and was capable of breaking any encryption in seconds if the right good-looking actor pressed a few random keys...

      No wonder aliens haven't visited our planet! Hell, drive one of our cars into a fender-bender and it explodes -- I would stay far away from any such planet myself!

      I also read that the producers of the Spiderman movie took a lot of shit because they replaced the Times-Square jumbotron's images to better suit the movie plot. Of course, the people behind the jumbotron (I have no idea who) must expect any futuristic, fantacy world to show *their* ads...

      Anyway I'm rambling now...

    18. Re:Real Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In every new DVD the advertising load increases.

      What annoys me more than anything is a DVD that plays ads, and doesn't allow me to skip to the menu.

      See, DVDs have a flag that disallows one to skip a particular segment. This was intended for the "FBI Warning", even tho we all know the FBI doesn't give a shit if we copy a movie. I was able to live with the mandatory bogus warning, though.

      But many newer discs set this flag while showing previews and other ads, thus making you sit through several minutes of ads before you are "allowed" to press the "Menu" button on your remote. The feature itself is (IMO) bullshit, and yet the movie companies have decided to abuse the feature to force ads and/or movie promos on us. I hate nothing more than the stupid ass icon that pops up on my television when the DVD creators decide that I'm not allowed to go to the disc menu before I watch their bullshit previews, "FBI" warnings, and (in more recent videos) that stupid ass MPAA video that attempts to make downloading look like a crime of some sort... ("You wouldn't steal a television, would you?") Well maybe I would! Or, maybe I don't see copying some data to be the same thing... ugh I'm rambling again...

    19. Re:Real Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is exactly what they are doing; merging the advertisements with content you want to watch.

      I know I'm just reiterrating your point, but that's exactly what product placement is. Some is more obvious than others.

      For example, a movie that consistantly displays Pepsi products (Back to the Future, Demolition Man) is obvious. But a TV show where all the main characters consistantly wear fashionable clothing (Friends) is often more subtle.

      Hell, even "That 70's Show" has product placement. Kelso (Ashton Kutcher) always has a shirt with the aligator logo (I forget the brand). When cans of beer are in shot, they closely resemble Budweizer.

      Back to Friends, there's always "Bass Ale" in view in Joey's appartment; in later seasons, Monica's apartment has a Tivo unit in view. Not to mention the Cerwin Vega speakers that have been there (and never heard) since the first season. Also the Cusinart appliances Monica has after becoming a professional chef (not only in her home but in her restaraunt)...

      But those are subtle examples -- they don't affect the story line or basic plot of the series. Just background things you may or may not pick up on.

      It's when the product placement affects the story, or otherwise becomes obvious, that it becomes a problem. Joey drinking a Pepsi is fine, but Joey commenting on the great taste of Pepsi is too much. Wayne's World did a spoof (and I'm sure the spoof itself WAS product placement) that was quite funny, but when in (for example) "The Whole Nine Yards", the Pepsi products were *always* in view regardless of camera angle, the placement became obvious...

    20. Re:Real Solution by cprior · · Score: 1

      >Such a thing is possible: such commercials already exist.
      >They've few and far between, but we've probably all seen
      >at least one or two.

      Correct!
      But wait... ...do you remember them? ;)

      postscriptum: Is "incest" now the standard "please type the word in this image" here at /.?

    21. Re:Real Solution by SurgeonGeneral · · Score: 1

      Your comment assumes that finding one way to solidify or increase the revenue stream is sufficient but in fact the media companies are satisfied only when they exhaust all possible such schemes.

      Next time you watch a show, observe how quickly the show switches into commercials - this is done to not allow your brain to realize that a switch has been made, and there is an adjustment period where you are lulled into watching the commercial. They have done a lot of psychological research on this, and thats why that first commercial sells for a lot more money than the others. The storylines of these shows attempt to lull you into complacency, and commercials are used as an actual plot development device to keep those of you that are still concious around.

      Think about it - how unnatural is it for your brain to be deeply and meaningfully engaged in something, and then forcefully and suddenly change the focal point of interest? This is something that television advertising has tried to capitalize on immensely, and is the reason why the vast majority of viewers will sit through commercials. This is not something these companies are going to give up.

      What people have to keep in mind is that the entire structure of television is designed for commercials. This includes the programming, how it is arranged, how the plot procedes, etc. etc. Television used to have a commercial free format back in the 20s-40s, and big media took a look at it and found they were not "milking" the resource properly. So they designed it
      the way we have it today.

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    22. Re:Real Solution by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      I think that is why, in some countries, it is a legal requirement that TV channels have an easily identifiable gap between content and adverts. It certainly is here (UK).

    23. Re:Real Solution by Thomas+Miconi · · Score: 1

      Patrick Le Lay, chairman of TF1, the most-watched TV channel in France:

      "TF1's business [is] to help Coca-Cola sell its products... What we sell Coca-Cola is available brain time. For an advert to be effective, the viewer's brain has to be available. Our programmes are made so that their brain becomes available, that is to say to entertain them, make them feel relaxed to get them ready between two commercials."

      Nothing to add.

      Thomas-
      Sources: Original French, English version

    24. Re:Real Solution by devonbowen · · Score: 1

      I've started putting in the DVD a few minutes before I want to watch it and then muting it and letting it run through whatever it wants. I can then fix a cup of tea or whatever and it waits at the menu for me when it's done so I don't have to worry about getting back in time. It's a bit annoying, but better than the alternative.

      Devon

    25. Re:Real Solution by Prophet+of+Nixon · · Score: 1

      I don't need ads for truly useful products. If its truly useful to me, I've already identified a need for its capability, and gone in search of it. Ads are only necessary for crap products: things that nobody needs, and things that nobody normally wants (say, entertainment products that aren't good enough to market themselves).

      I can't even understand why we still have some types of ads... vehicles? When someone needs something that expensive they do a lot of searching and comparison, no need for ads. Soft drinks? No change in major brands in my lifetime, why are they still advertising? Drugs? If you're not dying, you don't need them. If you are, cope with it or see a doctor.

      Ads do have some positive effects though. I got so sick of soft drink marketing in college that I quit drinking them. Somewhere between the giant banners at events, the college & vendor branded t-shirts, the exclusive deals with food courts and dorm vending, and the ad saturation that they already have I just decided that I hated them all.

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    26. Re:Real Solution by QMO · · Score: 1

      I've even watched a couple of DVDs that wouldn't let me bookmark.
      I could set the bookmark, but when I tried to go back to it, it started the whole thing over, including non-skippable commercials.

      No, I didn't buy them. At least not directly. I paid taxes and checked them out of the library.

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      Exam 4/C again. Maybe I'll do better this time.
    27. Re:Real Solution by phpWebber · · Score: 1

      I was with you until the Don't Watch Television at All part. That's crazy talk.

    28. Re:Real Solution by QMO · · Score: 1

      I remember "Where's the Beef" (Wendy's)and I never even saw that one.
      I remember, and quote fairly often, "That really chaps my hide." (Pace Picante Sauce).

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      Exam 4/C again. Maybe I'll do better this time.
    29. Re:Real Solution by Jtheletter · · Score: 1

      'Inveigled' - And here I thought it was a typo but instead you win Vocabulary Word of the Week! Nice one.

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    30. Re:Real Solution by Quince+alPillan · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      I still remember the Danger Zone pigeon commercial by Nissan.

      The windex commercial where the three birds send in their stupid buddy to test the window to see if its open or not.

      The various outpost.com commercials, one of which was firing small rodents out of a cannon.

      The entire budweiser frog / lizard series and the ferret.

      They may not have sold any more product, but they were sure fun to watch!

      There is a reason that some people watch the super bowl only for the commercials. Spending a million dollars or more on an ad placement tends to make people think twice about the quality of commercials.

    31. Re:Real Solution by duckpoopy · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that advertisers think they are being funny, witty, beautiful ... What would be unique is an advertisement that describes the product, instead of trying to be a short film.

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    32. Re:Real Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure any of that really works. I've never been lulled into advertising that I can recall. I've always made a little game out of picking out product placements in movies and television, and I noticed the increase in frequency and the change of nature in television placement long before the media reported about writer complaints. The unnatural pause and focus of the camera on a bottle of beer, the cell phone call that doesn't progress the story that shows the face of the phone, the middle aged person making some unnatural pop culture reference, the usage of the first minute of a show to show scenes of a city to some pop music, etc. I don't think that this stuff sells anything, and I don't think that it's transparent to the viewer. I am not so arrogant that I would presume that I am alone in noticing these things, and I have absolutely no experience in the advertising industry whatsoever.

    33. Re:Real Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "DON'T WATCH TELEVISION AT ALL."

      I hate it when the solution people offer to a problem is for you to withdraw. What's that, you dont like air pollution, well, the answer is simple, stop breathing! What's that, you dont like the current President, well the answer is simple, flee to Canada! I enjoy TV as an entertainment source and Id rather fight to keep it entertaining, than to just give up and walk away.

    34. Re:Real Solution by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "they are 3 steps ahead of us."

      Actually we're 4 steps ahead. Getting people to talk about backlash gets people to realize how dumb a lot of sheep really are, which assures us we're getting our money's worth. This story is part of it all.

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    35. Re:Real Solution by SurgeonGeneral · · Score: 1

      You are correct, it is. Some governments actually care about the effects of advertising on their population. The ones that don't are sad. And the argument that says, "oh well we dont know that advertising has any adverse effects, I certainly dont feel any" is crap. The argument is wrong on two counts. First, we had the same approach to the natural environment many years back and look what has happened. Do we want to take the same road regarding our mental environments? I think precaution is best. Second, the ill effects of advertising have been proven through research, and the insideous aspects of it can be seen through the mission statements of some of the bigger firms, for example one firm refered to itself as "architects of the mind", i.e. they want to shape the population's attitudes through advertising. Attitude forming is a well researched technique that occurs on the regular in America.

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  32. Product Placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The day I see bond drive up in a pontiac is the day i never watch movies or television ever again. I don't care how much they pay, when the story has to be significantly altered or create something out of character than advertisers have gone too far.

    I mean c'mon could you imagine Q handing bond the keys to a pontiac, or a ford, or any car that is not up at an unattainable status?

    1. Re:Product Placement by CrankyFool · · Score: 1

      I think you've watched your last show.

      GoldenEye: BMW Z3
      Tomorrow Never Dies: BMW 750iL
      The World Is Not Enough: BMW Z8

      Now, the Z8 _is_ around $120K or so, but it's hardly unattainable. The Z3 MSRP is rather less than $40K.

    2. Re:Product Placement by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      could you imagine Q handing bond the keys to a pontiac, or a ford, or any car that is not up at an unattainable status?
       
      I certainly could. So could Ian Fleming, the author of the original James Bond books. 007 drives various cars in the books, ranging from sports cars to rusted-out old jalopies and even such things as marsh buggies.
       
      Yes, the books are more "down-to-it" than the movies, especially the newer movies.

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  33. Good AND bad. by khasim · · Score: 5, Funny

    Good - Victorias Secret product placement.

    Bad - Hemorroid cream product placement.

    1. Re:Good AND bad. by Hamster+Of+Death · · Score: 5, Funny

      Worse - It's the same commercial

    2. Re:Good AND bad. by StyxRiver · · Score: 5, Funny

      There's nothing wrong with correctly placing hemorrhoid products.

      I've heard it's quite relieving.

    3. Re:Good AND bad. by Sarisar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bill Engvall had a thing about that - I ate this whole tube of preperation H and I still got them hem'roids. My mouth's so small I can't even eat a peanut. But I can whistle real good.

      OK probably badly paraphrased, but it's funny when he says it

    4. Re:Good AND bad. by randonb · · Score: 1

      Raymond's here...Raymond's here

    5. Re:Good AND bad. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      I don't know - compare "Goldmember" with "Queen Victoria's Secret".

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      Lars T.

      To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

    6. Re:Good AND bad. by Shimbo · · Score: 1

      Good - Victorias Secret product placement.

      You've not seen Men in Black II, then?

    7. Re:Good AND bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way ugly - Its a man

    8. Re:Good AND bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's better than a Victorias Secret/Vagasil commercial

    9. Re:Good AND bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or even worse, "My genital herpes used to get me down, now my days are my own..."

    10. Re:Good AND bad. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Someone should screencap all those ads and put out a PSA newsletter or something with their pictures under the headline, "Don't sleep with these people, unless you already have herpes"

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  34. In show ads? Whatever. by Psykechan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm tired of the networks complaining about loss of ad revenue due to fast forwarding through their ads. I've had a TiVo for going on 5 years now and I have to say that I watch more ads now than I did before.

    Seriously, I don't watch that much TV but what I do watch, I watch multiple times, usually because I'm multitasking doing something else (like posting to /.) and not paying too much attention; the TV is just on in the background and I glance up now and then to view it.

    When the comemercial break comes on though, I'll grab the remote and fast forward through the ads. Since TiVo doesn't auto-skip, I watch the whole commercial break, albiet at quadruple speed. I'll even stop it on ads that grab my interest. Once the show comes back on, I resume playback and go back to whatever I was doing.

    So really, some company that airs ads in shows that I watch are getting more than their money's worth.

    1. Re:In show ads? Whatever. by muchmusic · · Score: 1

      Yes -

      being able to skip commercials with a remote means there is more of a potential for me to stop and watch some of the advertising when I feel like it, which does happen. When I was not able to skip over things, I completely ignored ads and busied myself with something else during breaks consistently.

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      -- If an artist saw things as they truly are, they would cease to be an artist.
    2. Re:In show ads? Whatever. by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      I'm lucky enough to be able to work from home part of the week.

      Excepting for watching something multiple times, that is *exactly* what I do.

      Course, now that Cox has bungled billing, I may well be sending the DVR back
      ( SA 8000 ), and watching my huge ( well, more than 3, anyway... ) DVD catalog.

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    3. Re:In show ads? Whatever. by Ben+Jackson · · Score: 3, Informative
      Since TiVo doesn't auto-skip, I watch the whole commercial break, albiet at quadruple speed.
      While playing something, hit select - play - select - 3 - 0 - select on the remote to enable 30 second skip. Now that button opposite the 8 second rewind skips 30 seconds instantly. It's much easier (and requires almost no concentration, unlike 60x ffw) to skip commercials that way. You can just mash it 4 or 5 times right into the break (ok, 4 or 500 if you're on a Turner network) and if you land in a commercial, hit it again. Fine tune with some 8s-back.

      As a bonus, you know whenever your Tivo upgrades because you have to turn it on again.

  35. Re:Die Tookie, Die ! by Eddy+Da+KillaBee · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...said the Anonymous Coward.

  36. Product Placement, no worries by elronxenu · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm used to product placement. I read Slashdot.

    1. Re:Product Placement, no worries by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      I'm used to product placement. I read Slashdot.

      "Nothing makes web sites much more enjoyable and ad-free than Firefox with Extensional Goodness!".

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      This is not a dream, not a dream...we are transmitting from the year 1-9-9-9.
    2. Re:Product Placement, no worries by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      "Nothing makes web sites much more enjoyable and ad-free than Firefox with Extensional Goodness!".

      It can filter out Beatles-Beatles stories? Or Slashvertisements?

  37. Could be worse by Intocabile · · Score: 2, Informative

    I watched a Korean drama with a friend and I swear the only purpose of the show was to sell the sound track and promote the artists. Every single episode there were 5 songs that would always have to be played no matter what.

    1. Re:Could be worse by blamanj · · Score: 1

      They do this with movies now. Every time I see a trailer where the band and/or songs are mentioned ("feature a soundtrack by the Bastard Cats"), a little check mark goes off in my head: Bad movie, do not see. It's an excellent indicator.

    2. Re:Could be worse by jjsoh · · Score: 1

      That's worse? I don't see anything wrong with promoting artists and their songs, especially when it's supposed to be tied to a specific show. It might be overkill at times, but at least the songs are somewhat original.

      In all episodes of Seinfeld, almost every cut scene was introduced with that short bass playing riff. I personally found it extremely annoying, but when you hear it, it's instantaneously recognizable by anyone who has watched the series.

      I think the songs that you're referring to has the same effect. Not that I think all the Korean dramas are good (in fact, I think they're mostly horrible). But, there were soundtracks that weren't half bad, and the catchy tunes (repetitious play?) did help me to remember which songs were associated with which dramas.

      Besides, at least the Korean dramas aren't interrupted with commercials until AFTER each episode finishes which in my experience has been after a full hour. (Sometimes, I notice breaks at the 30-minute mark, so maybe there were some skipped commercials then, but even that wouldn't be so bad.)

  38. The Downside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I cann't get up and walk to the kitchen when there's a product placement. That's a bummer.

  39. Junk Food Media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry to get all zen and granola on your collective ass, but... ...if you're addicted to garbage jolt cola plotlines and corporately constructed electronic imagery, a few extra grams of brainwashing aren't what you and your spiritual arteries should be worried about.

    Put your eyeballs on something that will fill your soul and nourish your being.

    Better still, turn the motherfucker off and roll your own.

    Selah.

  40. The next steps: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - TV show characters taking time out of the actual plot to discuss how great a particular product is with other characters (already there, almost)
    - The same characters breaking the "fourth wall" to address the audience about how great a product is. Think Malcolm in the Middle, only instead of witty comments, we get the scoop on how awesome his new deodorant smells and feels. And how it gets the ladies.
    - The same characters, now taking a 20-30 second timeout from the plot to promote a product. These commercials will probably do better than regular commercials, since they'll be using characters you have already tuned in to watch.

    And then we'll be back where we started, only worse off.

    1. Re:The next steps: by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      You mean like back in the old days when Lucille Ball would have a commercial break in her show where she would talk about how great Sanka or Phillip Morris cigarrettes were? Been there done that. This is nothing new.

    2. Re:The next steps: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it would develop into that - I have a hard time imagining a show breaking from the script for the character to deliver a commercial. (Though, there are already ads that play during the show's commercial breaks using the same actors, usually for public service announcements.)

      More likely, script writers would "cast" product parts. Provided there is sufficient competition for a particular product, they could then sell the spot for [diet soda lead character raves about] to the highest bidder. If they got into the habit of writing this way, they'll cast products as regularly as they do actors.

  41. The solution? by blaksaga · · Score: 1

    The solution: Targeted advertising.

    I know we all hate bad analogies but I see the TV advertising market like I see advertisements on the web. Crappy advertisements that you don't want to see, but are thrown at you regardless, will get ignored, edited out, or just wind up pissing off the consumer. But if cable TV can figure out a way to show people ads that appeal to them in a way that is subtle, like Google adsense does, the consumer will be much more willing to tolerate them and may even find them useful.

    I don't think that TV will ever die; it will just continue to change as it has done since it began and the advertising schemes will have to keep changing as well.

    1. Re:The solution? by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      "But if cable TV can figure out a way to show people ads that appeal to them in a way that is subtle, like Google adsense does,"

      Why stop there? Use Google's adwords idea and instead of blatant product placement, TV shows would have "Depends undergarments" written on a blackboard in the background. Or as grafitti.

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  43. seems reasonable: they are TELEVISION writers! by Xtifr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So the question isn't "are they whores?"; that's a given. The question is, should they charge more for more unpleasant/degrading services. I think you'll find that your friendly neighborhood hooker charges more for anal than she does for a quick hand-job--why shouldn't these guys do the same? :)

  44. Re:Die Tookie, Die ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Congressman DeLay!

    I didn't know you posted on SlashDot!

    W

  45. how, exactly,... by drewxhawaii · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...did a couple going to an advanced screening of the film manage to bump into their friends who had already seen it?

    this is my third time reading about it, and i just noticed that.

    1. Re:how, exactly,... by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      manage to bump into their friends
       
      In the immortal words of Maxwell Smart, "Tiny Little Feet."
       
      So there. *tee hee*

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    2. Re:how, exactly,... by wombert · · Score: 1

      I don't remember it being described as an advance screening during the show. It seemed as though the husband was just reading a regular movie listing ("Hey, they're showing Memoirs of a Geisha, didn't you like that book?"). And the couple they run into aren't their close friends; it's an old friend (old flame) that they "happen" to meet, as happens in many episodes of your typical TV show. A plot device plus a product placement.

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    3. Re:how, exactly,... by giantsfan89 · · Score: 1

      easy, they downloaded it off bittorrent, of course!

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  46. Just try it.. by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

    Let them try it, I'll filter them like every other company's policy I don't like. Every time I hear "innovating", I instantly think "don't buy from them" now. I'll just add "insert lame advert here" to my list of companies I don't trust, because they're using lies and buzz words instead of standing by their products for their quality.

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  47. Amnesia by xyankee · · Score: 1
    Readers may also remember a controversial Cisco Systems product placement on Fox's 24
    Riiight... because I have nothing better to remember during finals week...
  48. WHAT?? by DogDude · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    OK, I read the first link in your post, and I have no fucking clue as to what you're talking about. I can't even figure out the context. Is this some TV thing you're talking about?

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  49. TV is Over by kale77in · · Score: 1

    Television is over; has been for some years now. There's just been too much nonsense to wade through, compared to the better signal-to-noise ratio of books, pre-reviewed cinema movies, online gaming, DVDs, the web, and dare-I-say-it, Real Life. (Add downloading if you're into that.)

    Passive entertainment. Inferior, passive entertainment. Intellectual non-existence. Market exploitation. Zillions of utterly interchangeable situation comedies and music videos. Surplus ethnocentrically North American content. Dubious 'sensations'. Vaccuous 'celebrity'. Non-news. The lowest common denominator. Being made to wait (or pay, or both) for what you want to see. The dearth of "Artistic Integrity", now that you mention it.

    Thanks, TV, for the Buffy Musical, some interesting sports events, and whatever else it was you gave us.

    1. Re:TV is Over by luvirini · · Score: 1

      No TV is not over.. it is over for many people.. like I have not even owned a TV in 8 years.. But large ammounts of people watch TV daily is going to be there for a long time atleast...

    2. Re:TV is Over by bit01 · · Score: 1

      No TV is not over.. it is over for many people.. like I have not even owned a TV in 8 years.. But large ammounts of people watch TV daily is going to be there for a long time atleast...

      But the net value of TV to those people is approaching zero. The networks have optimised the business of keeping bums on seats with the absolute minimum entertainment necessary to show the maximum of ad's. The only people these days who say advertising funded TV is good are the marketing parasites.

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      The majority of modern marketing is nothing more than an arms race to get mind share. Everybody loses except the parasitic marketing "industry".

  50. Cisco's products on "24" were part of the story by SpecialAgentXXX · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I didn't mind Cisco's ads on last season's 24. I would rather see the characters using real products like Cisco's IP Phones than some propmaster's incorrect vision of what an IP phone should look like. Ford also sponsors the show and they drive big Ford trucks. Toyota sponsored the DVD preview of Season 5 and you see Jack driving a Toyota. Last season on Smallville, Clark used the red Old Spice deodorant - it was in his locker and on the big banner over the football field.

    Product placement is only bad when it's inappropriate and doesn't flow with the show. I sure wouldn't want to see Jack Bauer and Chloe O'Brien discussing Kotex Tampons or Vagisil cream as he's about to waste some terrorists. Or President Palmer plugging Uncle Ben's rice at a press conference. But if they are looking for a USB flash card containing Top Secret information, I don't mind them mentioning SanDisk.

    1. Re:Cisco's products on "24" were part of the story by sl3xd · · Score: 1

      I just find it odd that you've got a potato chip bag, that has every last graphical detail of the "Lays" brand, except instead of saying "Lays" it says "Chips". Even the font used was the same...

      Or the red cola can with a white stripe. Or the clear soda in a green can with a red spot -- but with no names.

      So when you have a kitchen scene -- and few shows don't -- but you see product labels that are 99% identical to the real products; it's just a bit out of place...

      Either use the real products, with the logos and names fully intact, or use something that is nowhere close to what you see in the supermarket...

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      -- Sometimes you have to turn the lights off in order to see.
    2. Re:Cisco's products on "24" were part of the story by msdschris · · Score: 1

      You don't think that's a little intentional? TV exec says to advertiser... "For only $2,000,000 that can could actualy say COKE instead of only maybe, possibly being COKE".

    3. Re:Cisco's products on "24" were part of the story by sl3xd · · Score: 1

      It can just as easily be the opposte: They are going for the familiar, but don't can't get the proper licensing of the logo and trademarks. (I'm not speaking of only new shows; but decades ago before the idea of product placement took hold).

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  51. Manipulation by digitallife · · Score: 1

    This just pisses me right off.

    One of the major reasons I hate television advertisements so much is that I feel I'm being manipulated, and therefore turn on my defenses. It is difficult to enjoy something that raises your defenses. Television shows already get me agitated due to their warped realities and out right lies. It's impossible not to be affected by something you are open to constantly babbling at you... and if it babbles bullshit, then your brain becomes full of bullshit. If I didn't have a MythTV box which automatically skipped commercials, I likely wouldn't even have a TV. It would bother me too much. Now with an increase in product placement in addition to the stupidity of shows, I'm starting to think I may have to ditch my TV anyways. It makes me angry.

    On the other hand, it would likely be a better world if everyone cut down on the amount of TV they watch.

    1. Re:Manipulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm agitated by your warped realities and out right lies!

      -- Windemere Hankin,
      The Mayor of Television

  52. Wait till you see what this will do.... by zappepcs · · Score: 1

    Someone mentioned targeted advertising as a solution....

    This is EXACTLY what is needed. Imagine that you use your remote control to pick the kind of advertisements that you want to see on your cable system. This allows families to avoid the beer and sexual explicit type commercials around young children etc.

    It also allows you to tell the networks exactly what kind of advertisement that you want to see. Say, for the 20-something single males who are always reading /., they don't want to see female hygiene product commercials... bzzttt they are no more. That is just one example.. so the targeted advertising thing is workable, and for good reasons. Those who want it can opt-in for any commercials that are rated high on the comedy scale etc. or aligned with other interests... say, if you like Nascar, you get the package of commercials that most Nascar fans opt for...

    Perhaps they can divine from your viewing habits what commercials are going to work better... so that the cable television companies become advertising brokers, delivering targeted advertising. I only watch certain channels, so there are commercials that really don't apply to me... I don't need to see advertisements for network television because I don't watch it... I have no kids, so Toys_R_Us is not on my list either...

    This is very workable, but requires that networks allow cable operators to be advertising brokers rather than just network pipes...

    If you think that DRM is changing things, wait till you see what this would do to video based entertainment! When Comcast or other start buying up advertising agencies... look the fsck out!

    1. Re:Wait till you see what this will do.... by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1
      So, by targeted advertising, we're really just waiting for Google TV? We'll be able to watch anything store in the Googleplex, with unobtrusive ads served with it, targeted from information gathered from our searches [Google.com], our email [Gmail], our conversations [Google Talk], and our purchases [Froogle.com].

      It'll be here sooner then you think.

  53. Pay per re-run? by ChrisKnight · · Score: 4, Insightful

    With a regular television show the commercials are inserted by the local affiliate as the show is being broadcast. In this way the commercials can be localized for the viewing audience. So, if you watch a five year old television show the commercials are current and not frozen in time from five years back. Now the 'commercials' are a fixed part of the content, and it will not be possible to extract them later.

    But, this begs me to wonder... Advertisers pay for each time a commercial is run. With this new model will they find themselves having to pay a small fee every time a show is aired as a re-run?

    -Chris

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    1. Re:Pay per re-run? by Vengeance · · Score: 1

      That is going to depend on the method used. If a company is part of the dialogue, they might be able to patch in something else I suppose, but it would be hard to make it seamless. But look at the technology they use during sports broadcasts these days... It is no big deal to change a billboard to reflect a different product, and I imagine that a can of soda or even a complete automobile replacement is likely to be feasible sooner rather than later.

      So imagine the secondary market for advertising, where you have to provide digital models to be inserted into the program stream. Then imagine someone realizing they can do the same thing with actors...

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  54. where is the TiVo dude? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given the large number of TiVo articles posted here, maybe it is time that you guys started using the TiVo logo (the little TiVo dude) instead of the generic TV icon.

  55. Backfire by Dachannien · · Score: 1

    Such ridiculous forms of product placement are likely to cause people to turn against the products being advertised. The best sorts of product placement are the subtle ones, like using GMC or Ford trucks in the big chase scene in your show, or having your main characters eating McDonald's or Wendy's french fries while they talk about tracking down the latest criminal threat.

    When advertising seems out of place or contrived ("The Cisco network is defending itself" or the giant Pepsi ad in the middle of the Final Fantasy movie), people may remember it, but they'll remember that it ruined whatever movie or show they were watching at the time. There are reasons why game shows don't put the logo of their sponsor in the show's set anymore (they used to in the '50s): people get tired of being force-fed advertising, and it's more effective to give them a program they'll enjoy and include products only where they belong.

    Heck, The Price is Right has been one giant advertising show for decades, and that's because they make the advertising pitch a part of the game. Learn from the people who make advertising work, you brash new ad execs - don't think you can just manhandle the public because you're hip and edgy.

    1. Re:Backfire by damsa · · Score: 1

      The reason why game shows don't put giant logos is because of controversy in the 1950s, over advertisers having too much say in the out come of quiz shows. See the movie Quiz Show.

  56. Not TiVo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AFAIK, TiVo hasn't placed any ads in television shows. Lets put the blame where the blame is due: the networks. They are the ones putting more product placement, not TiVo. TiVo may be destroying their old revenue model, but they are not holding a gun to the networks head saying, "its time for product placement." The networks are doing that on their own.

  57. oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I meant to say paid placement is sneaky, not infomercials.

  58. Since reality TV is so popular by 2008 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't see the problem. One hour of the Big Brother contestents drinking Coke (tm), sitting on Ikea (tm) sofas and wearing Gap (tm) hoodies could pay enough to fill the remaining 23 hours with fresh Simpsons episdoes.

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    I quit!
    1. Re:Since reality TV is so popular by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      I found it rather strange that the article concentrated on how scriptwrtiters for REALITY TV shows were up in arms about product placement. Forgive my naivety, but I thought the point of "reality" TV was that it was unscripted. But they talk abouit redoing "scenes" if the product placement isn't right. So it seems reality TV just means scripted gameshows with non-professional actors. And how much time does Donald Trump spend in make-up before his boardroom scenes?

  59. Why would you bother? by raehl · · Score: 1

    Taking out commercials makes sense: Cuts your download time by a third, saves you the time of actually watching them. But smearing out product placements? Too much work for too little payoff.

  60. Problem with the summary by LetterRip · · Score: 1

    There is no evidence that it is the usage of Tivo or other services that are 'causing' the rise in product placement. For instance it has been pretty prominent in movies and long before tivo gained any traction - instead advertisers figure they can get more eyeballs and more revenue this way. If Tivo had never been invented chances are we would still be seeing this increase.

    LetterRip

  61. Premium Channels by TheStonepedo · · Score: 1

    If you pay more you get more. HBO costs extra on top of the basic cable package, but it is worth every penny.

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    1. Re:Premium Channels by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      "but it is worth every penny."

      That's hilarious, because I have HBO AND Cinemax at work, and even free (for me), they aren't worth it.

      You can only take 50 or 60 showings of _The Last Samurai_ on top of repeated showings of bad 20-year-old movies before you have to wonder why people actually pay for the shit. Maybe your taste in movies is different from mine. For example, I like movies that don't suck. This means in my year of free movies at work I've watched one...which would have amounted to a $0.99 rental at the grocery store. I'm pretty sure the cable company charges my employer more than $1/year for those premium channels, so there you go.

    2. Re:Premium Channels by TheStonepedo · · Score: 1

      HBO makes a few good TV shows. The topic of this discussion is not movies but television shows which incorporate product placement. Other than attempting to annoy me to death with Andrea Bocelli's performance of "Con Te Partiro" the Sopranos has consistently been an interesting show lacking in product placement. Mr. Show never had product placement to my knowledge. Movies are not the only reason to have HBO, and although it is unfortunate a large part of HBO's viewer demographic may enjoy *cringe* The Last Samurai.

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    3. Re:Premium Channels by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      Point taken. Although I haven't watched much in the way of HBO's original programming, almost everyone says it's great, and certainly what I've seen of it has been.

  62. There are many more examples.... by billstr78 · · Score: 1

    ... and I have most of them saved on my MythTV box at home. I'll transcode them, chop 'em up on my Mac and post them on Bittorrent later if you'd like. Would that make me part of the problem or part of the discussion?

  63. Here it goes: SONY again by anonymo · · Score: 1

    "In a recent episode of the NBC series Medium, writers had to work the movie Memoirs of a Geisha into the dialogue three times because of a deal the network made with Sony earlier in the season."

      Poor SONY they have to insert advertisement all over.
    My suggestion: When selling a SONY product you have to tell it to 3 persons and if they sing a paper for you that they got it you will have a 1% rebate for the next SONY purchase within a month!

    "Oh, my god! It's full of ads"

    I started my life with televison a few hours a day without ads. Now there's tele all the day but the usefull information is the same at best.
    I can barely whatch the news and a few pop-sci programs. Even programs about nature have product placements with "the best survival thingies" now...

  64. Reality Writers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FTA:
    "Disgruntled reality writers went so far as to barge in on an executive meeting recently, demanding better wages."

    Uhhhhh, why do you need writers for a reality show? Isn't it about, ummmhhhh, reality?

  65. Exactly by sane? · · Score: 1
    If you hire people with the creative skill to be able to make TV or movies you can make an advert that people want to watch, remember, and take note of. If you do what so many US marketeers seem to do and try to brainwash people into buying the product - you end up with the "Buy Me, Buy Me, Buy ME" ads that cause the creation of ad skipping technology in the first place.

    Hell, watch this advert and if your creative concept isn't up to the same standard, go back and EARN your money.

    The money is there, the time to fill is short, there is no excuse for not creating a 30 second product that doesn't match up to reasonable standards.

    1. Re:Exactly by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      so now we are going to get punch the monkey and win on TV too?

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  66. Re:Come on... by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

    dave?

  67. Re:Die Tookie, Die ! by TheStonepedo · · Score: 1

    I don't necessarily agree with the parent, but it would be great to work in some product placement in this death-a-thon. I have not heard a single plug for a common product in the last 6 hours of bumbleheads debating the pros and cons of a death penalty. Clearly the product placement people went to bed early tonight.

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  68. Placements will get worse by dogolopee · · Score: 1

    Companies are already looking to place products in reruns of older shows, going as far as to insert digial products. Video-technology company Princeton Video Image has for years used digital imaging to insert virtual first-down lines (with corporate logos) in football games and completely photorealistic but nonexistent "signs" behind home plate at baseball games. Now it wants to move into reruns, with technology that can seamlessly insert 3-D objects into video footage-a Pepsi on a desktop, a Lexus at a curbside, a box of Tide on a countertop-where there was nothing before. PVI is negotiating to do placements in reruns of Law & Order and hopes to strike deals with other syndicators and even first-run shows. "You could sell a box of cereal in the kitchen one [airing]," says PVI vice president Paul Slagle, "and dish soap in the next." PVI's Holy Grail: customizing insertions using interactive-TV technology-which is still distant and speculative-that would store viewer information (demographic details, even interactive purchases) as Web browsers do. Your TV would figure, Slagle says, "whether you're riper for a Cadillac or a Saturn." http://www.time.com/time/pacific/magazine/20010625 /tv.html

    Also the whole Tivo increasing product placemnet is nothing new. Here are a few articles from as far back as 2001:
    http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/18/apontv.ad s.everywhere.ap/
    http://webserve.govst.edu/users/ghrank/Advertising /Pitch/1-hi/product_placing.htm
    http://www.business2.com/b2/web/articles/0,17863,5 29039,00.html
    http://www.informit.com/articles/article.asp?p=176 457&seqNum=2
    http://www.commondreams.org/headlines05/0124-02.ht m

    And here is Buisness Week's product placment hall of fame from 1998: http://www.businessweek.com/1998/25/b3583062.htm

  69. How about WE pay for shows as they happen by crovira · · Score: 1

    and fuck the commercials and the advertisers.

    And we download what WE want to watch.

    No more canceled series because they were too distracting for the advertisers.

    No more missing minutes from reruns of shows because the networks want to squeeze more revenue out of each episode.

    No more crap like reality shows.

    We can make broadcasters irrelevant.

    Concept shows like Firefly are too hard to sell to the networks so they get ash canned and we just get screwed.

    Shows are pitched in competition with each other and they're NOT pitched at US.

    But if we could pay a couple of bucks (each, per episode, iTunes like) I bet we could get the shows WE want produced.

    The internet effect applied to media means that we'd get exactly what we want and produced to what we can afford.

    Screw the current supply-side oligopoly.

    Its about time we used the internet to produce and deliver the shows we want to watch. If a lot of us want to watch it, it makes the producer some dough and we'll get to see more of it.

    Let ClearChannel and Infinity Broadcasting flood the air wares with ads, they'll have killed the goose that laid the golden egg.

    We'll listen to and watch commercial-free content that we want, where and when we want to watch it.

    It OUR 1,440 minutes a day and I want us to have control over what we do with them.

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    1. Re:How about WE pay for shows as they happen by komatosis · · Score: 1

      Isn't it called cable?

    2. Re:How about WE pay for shows as they happen by Yahweh+Doesn't+Exist · · Score: 1

      no, it's called the BBC

    3. Re:How about WE pay for shows as they happen by Geeky · · Score: 1

      The BBC are very particular about avoiding advertisements, even unintended product placement (in soaps like Eastenders, they come up with fictional beers to sell in the pub and so on). If product placement became the norm, I wonder if they would be forced to stop showing American imports?

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  70. If you want free TV by bensafrickingenius · · Score: 1

    You gotta understand -- they MUST find a way to try to sell you something. It's only fair, isn't it?

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    1. Re:If you want free TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You nailed it. And with the new distribution model (downloadable shows sidestepping the need for cable companies and networks), product placement ads is the only answer. Eventually, all TV will be free to download, and the actors will want to be paid by someone.

      -tf

      * of course, this assumes that no-one creates an uncrackable, over the net, distribution scheme that keeps you from skipping the commercials.

  71. Cops by BrookHarty · · Score: 1

    Maybe now all those beer cans on Cops wont be blanked out.

  72. Yeah, blame TiVo. by ZombieRoboNinja · · Score: 1

    Does anyone honestly think the network producers WOULDN'T pursue product placement revenue if they were making more from advertising? That they'd just say, "No thanks, we value the artistic integrity of our crappy sitcoms more than the loads and loads of cash you're paying us to stick your products in our shows"?

  73. Re:Quite frankly, by symbolic · · Score: 5, Insightful


    This might not be their biggest problem (TiVO). Networks seem to have tapped into this mentality that tries the patience of its viewers every step of the way. It's not just the commercials any more. Now it's having to endure visual clutter like the station ID logo, and these rediculous sliders that zip in and out at the bottom of the screen just after we've already been subject to four or more commercials.

    I've found this so annoying in fact, that I've started to look at alternative forms of distraction. Podcasts have grown to fill that niche. They're great- they are personal, it's easy to connect with the producers, and they are/can be eductional and/or informative. Best of all, there are few if any commercials, and NO ANNOYING LOGOS OR SLIDERS. That's gets my vote hands down.

  74. The classic is ER. by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    Anybody remember in early episodes of ER, in EVERY episode there would either be a) somebody carrying a 'cow print' gateway box in the background. Or they'd be piled up in the corner.

    However, my favorite product placement in ER, was how on the counter of the ER/receptionist area there was always a couple copies/boxes of CA Unicenter.

    "Nurse this guy has a bad case of SNMPv3!"
    -"How do we catch it?"
    "Fire up Unicenter STAT!"

  75. Self-fulfilling prophecy by evilviper · · Score: 1

    The story lists many good reasons I really don't watch any new shows, as well as several reasons I stopped going to the theatre, mostly stopped buying DVDs, etc.

    A few new shows I started watching like The Dead Zone and Monk started off pretty well... Then the in-show advertising got too distracting for me, and I stopped watching. Occasionally, I'll catch one of the shows again, and marvel at how incredibly crappy it has become. Maybe it's just coincidence, but the rise is product placement and pop-up ads, seems to ALWAY coincide with the show getting real crappy, real fast. Same goes for older shows, like Law and Order... As the writing got worse, the in-show ads got bigger and flashier.

    Movies have had the same problem. Is it coincidence that the downfall of Hollywood has coincided with the rise of product-placement in movies? If T-3 had been made a few years earlier, would it have been as good as T-2?

    Now, to my point... Having used a DVR for a great many years now, I can safely say that ads are underrated. I would love to be able to watch a select few ads again, but it's not worth watching ALL of them to see a few interesting ones. Unfortunately, skipping throw commercials often leaves you watching the middle of the next commercial, rather than the beginning. Stations could use Tivos to their own advantage, by including a certain signal in the video to let DVRs know when a commercial begins/ends. Then, you have instant push-button access to skip to the end of the current commercial (if it is loud, flashy, repetitive, or otherwise uninteresting) and start at the beginning of the next. That would give advertisers a real chance to make their sales pitch to DVR users, and put the burden on the advertisers where it belongs, instead of the networks. I know I would certainly watch more commercials for things I'm likely to buy, as well as shows I'd be interested in, local events, etc.

    And before I end this rant, I'd like to say how ironic it is that advertising is going backwards now. It started as live, in-show endorsements, progressed to completely unreleated commercials in-between segments of the show, and now is being put *back* into the show. Perhaps they made a wrong-turn somewhere?

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    1. Re:Self-fulfilling prophecy by Stormwatch · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Is it coincidence that the downfall of Hollywood has coincided with the rise of product-placement in movies? If T-3 had been made a few years earlier, would it have been as good as T-2?
      No. T3's problem was not product placement. It was just a completely unnecessary, poorly written, and poorly directed sequel to a story that had already been concluded in a very satisfactory manner.
    2. Re:Self-fulfilling prophecy by evilviper · · Score: 1
      T3's problem was not product placement. It was just a completely unnecessary, poorly written, and poorly directed sequel

      You didn't even actually READ my post, did you? Try starting a few sentence before "T-3".
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    3. Re:Self-fulfilling prophecy by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      As the writing got worse, the in-show ads got bigger and flashier.

      Maybe the writing got worse because the writers are being told to insert in-show ads that don't really fit the natural flow of the show??

      I mean, if a character is reaching into a fridge for a drink, it might as well be Coke or Pepsi, and that's fine, but if the writers have to get the character to *say* something about the Coke or Pepsi, that may well not fit easily into the dialogue.

  76. Albertson's placed TVs in the grocery line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I noticed that Albertson's grocery store recently placed LCD TV's above the magazine rack. Customers waiting in the grocery line are forced to watch commercials. I see this as a direct result of the ability to skip commcercials on Tivo. You have no control over the TV while waiting in line. I did, however, drape a magazine over the top of it to block the view.

  77. Yet another reason . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . . . to stop watching TV!!!

  78. See "Josie and the Pussycats" by Animats · · Score: 1

    If you haven't seen it, see "Josie and the Pussycats" (the live action movie, not the cartoon.) It's a spoof of product placement.

  79. Come on people... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

    I do believe that TV has been associated with the pushing of commercial products since its start, yes? So, what's the problem? TV is not a "pure" art like the movies try to tell us they are. Come on people, it's TV for Christ's sake...

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  80. That's because you don't have a real DVR. by douglips · · Score: 1

    All DVRs should have the following features:
    - Skip N minutes forward/backward, for example "3-skip" jumps 3 minutes forward, "3-replay" jumps 3 minutes back.
    - Jump to minute N of the program: "2-3-jump" takes you to minute 23, "1-1-5" takes you to 1:15
    - Transfer shows over the network to a PC, preferably without DRM, for burning/conversion to iPod/whatever.
    - Bonus: Detect commercial breaks and allow jumping to the next commercial break start/end point.
    - Double bonus: Skip the commercials automatically.

    What the hell is with people forcing videotape like behavior on a fully random access medium like a hard disk?

    Oh, and all those features? Available today in a DVR near you that is not TiVo.

  81. Advert a cisco product and its ok..... by Rooked_One · · Score: 1

    advert something that a lot of nerds could care less about, BREAK OUT YOUR WEAPONS!!!

  82. Cause? by qmaqdk · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't the article be: "There has been an upsurge in product placements on network television shows, and it MIGHT be caused by TiVo and other 'ad-skipping technologies'"

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    1. Re:Cause? by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      Or even better, "Marketing executives use TiVo as an excuse to suck even more."

  83. Product placement is not so bad most of the time by LordZardoz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A few years ago, I decided to specifically watch for product placement, so I tend to notice it enough to make note of it. In general, I keep an eye out for shots that contain an identifying product logo when the logo adds nothing to the story. Some placement, like the Mc Donalds placement in The Fifth Element, are blatant and hard to miss. In I Robot, Wil Smith's "retro" possesions (shoes, music player), arent so subtle. The intrusive ads in Minority Report are odd, they are blatant, but the mechanism for the advertisement is relevant to the plot. Others are easier to miss; Jackie Chan movies seem to feature a Pepsi logo of some sort more often then not.

    Even good product placement is not too hard to spot if you look for it. In general, if manage to notice that one person has, for example, a Nokia phone, then its a safe bet that every other phone will be the same brand. The car driven by the principle character is a favorite target for product placement. Soft drinks are most often one or the other.

    24 Usually handles product placement pretty decently, but I concede that they do a suprising amount of it. The placement for Cisco was perhaps the most blatant, but not quite jarring enough for me to make too much of it. 24 Product placement tends to encompass the following products (that I have noticed),

    Computers: Alot of CTU equipment is Dell. Season 4 had a few Alienware laptops as well.
    Cell Phones: I think Jack uses a Nokia phone.
    Cars: A great deal of Ford SUV's. It appears that Season 5 may use Toyota placements, based on the teaser from the Season 4 box set.

    I consider bad product placement to be any sort of product placement where the product in question becomes the focus of the camera instead of the story at hand. 24 Usually does ok, the Cisco placement aside. They do alot of it, but its done as tastefully enough that it does not annoy me.

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  84. TV show product placement by XStylus · · Score: 1

    Okay, so some people use TiVo to skip product ads. So if product placement becomes more prevalent in place of those ads, I guess that means people will start skipping shows. ^_^

  85. Re:Quite frankly, by ryanov · · Score: 2, Interesting

    FX is the worst offender. I was watching Disclosure once, bad enough, and the fucking Nip/Tuck ad at the bottom of the screen was metal on metal.

  86. Get over the broadcast oligopoly by crovira · · Score: 1

    You're not seeing that that there are only 1,440 minutes per day.

    As long as YOU don't get to pick a product, you're just arguing about the size of the dildo up your ass and how hard some creativity-challenged accountant is ramming it up there.

    Until YOU are in control, the media oligoplies are going to ignore you, what you want and when you want it.

    TiVO is a stop gap that doesn't really work. It might give you some control over when you take your pabulum but its still pabulum. If all that is produced is crap, you still end up eating "brown sausages".

    Download it and pod it, listen to it or watch on a set hooked up to your computer when YOU want and the entire problem changes.

    For the producers, it morphs from
      "How do we pitch this idea so that it looks like what the advertisers want" to
      "Hey, you wanna fill your ears/eyes with this? What's it worth to you?"

    Leibnitz said "Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one." He was referring to the oligopolies which shaped what ideas were circulated in his day.

    Mao said "Freedom comes from the end of a gun." He was referring to the need the Chinese had to free themselves from imperialist aggression. (This is irrelevant to the matter under discussion, but I feel very political tonight.)

    I say, "Freedom of the media comes from having control over what we fill our senses with." I am referring to the fact that until we get around the oligipolies, we are just pawns in their game.

    Radio sucks because we're not 'in the loop.'

    TV sucks because we're not 'in the loop.'

    Movies suck because we're not 'in the loop.'

    But podcasting is real and can generate just as much money for content producers as the current media without costing as much because we won't have to pay for all the fucking leeches, pimps and whores.

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    1. Re:Get over the broadcast oligopoly by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      As long as YOU don't get to pick a product, you're just arguing about the size of the dildo up your ass and how hard some creativity-challenged accountant is ramming it up there.

      I personally wouldn't want any product placement in my tv shows, and if I ever notice it, the show/movie is going to have to be DAMN good for me to overlook it. I choose, by boycotting shows/movies that do it in a manner that is too damn obvious.

      I say, "Freedom of the media comes from having control over what we fill our senses with." I am referring to the fact that until we get around the oligipolies, we are just pawns in their game.

      But you do have the choice. Watch it or don't. For those that MUST have their television shows, there is a growing amount of amateur stuff available on the web. But I personally believe it's going to be growing much too slowly for it to make any difference within my lifetime (although I might be being a bit too pessimistic with this timeframe). But then again, I watch very little tv, and what tv I do watch, I don't have a problem with product placement (if it's present, I'm not noticing it).

  87. yeah right by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

    so explain american movies for the last 20 years or so. i mean come on now, it is just getting ridiculous.

  88. TV writer, artistic integrity, are you kidding? by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    I must be soul-sucking enough to write the dreck that is on TV, knowing your bosses are making more money so you can be forced to write even more dreck with product-placement would be too much.

    Soul sucking? So what. That's the tradeoff you make for a somewhat reliable paycheck, you get to implement someone else's vision not yours. If they are not willing to quit their job and live in a small cabin near a pond while they work on their great novel they don't get to talk about artistic integrity. Although I'm overstating things, I am half serious.

  89. There's an even better solution - just ignore them by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    Advertising does not have to rule your life!! It's true. When the ads come on you can just mute the TV, go get a snack, talk to your buds, or do something else. You can leave it unmuted and just sit there taking it in. It won't kill you or even hurt you I promise. Advertising does not have to lead directly to a major life change and monastic denial of something you once enjoyed. It's not a drug and you're not an addict.

    I really like to watch football--programming where the ads are primarily trucks, beer, steak, and drugs. But I drive a small station wagon, don't drink beer, rarely eat steak, and rarely take drugs of any kind. And I manage all this without a PVR--yes that's right, exposed directly to the advertisements! The secret is simply to make decisions about my consumption rationally rather than emotionally or impulsively.

    The consumer culture is the ultimate class warfare. Rich people run companies and sell things to take money out of the pockets of other people. But it's a double hit on the consumers, since by purchasing rather than investing they are not only forfeiting their money for unnecessary expenses, they are ALSO forfeiting all the money they could have made with that money. Literally every time you buy something that does not appreciate, you are giving away potentially thousands to tens of thousands (or more) future dollars. But it doesn't have to end badly.

    What I'm trying to say is that you run your life, not the advertisers. That's why I don't feel the need to give away my television simply because my favorite shows have ads in them. *I* determine the effect of the ads on me, not the ads. So I can choose to simply let them run and ignore them, and continue to make rational decisions about how I spend my money. If enought people do the same, at some point advertisers may figure out that they are wasting their money and stop paying for ads and airtime... But I doubt that will happen very soon.

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  90. Did that. by aepervius · · Score: 1

    I stopped watching tv altogether, gave it and my pvr to a friend. Now instead I watch DVD (on PC), go out, and generally feel better. You do not realize how much advertisement on tv is annoying, until all you consume is dvd ad-less films/series...

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  91. Re:Quite frankly, by h4rm0ny · · Score: 4, Interesting


    When I lived in the USA (British native for reference), I found your TV unbearable. Adverts popped up at random timings and without any kind of warning. Here in the UK, you can actually plan aroud the commercial breaks - it's a half-hour program, you get a few minutes after quarter of an hour. Just right to nip to the loo or make some tea.

    I'm hoping that it doesn't spread like trailers on DVDs is starting to. I bought a DVD recently and up came trailers for other DVDs the company marketing people thought I might like. Will definitely be keeping an eye out for which company releases the next film I might be tempted to buy. Same applies to the two-minute piracy warning - I paid for the DVD. I am NOT their target audience.

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  92. Arrested Development pokes fun at this by NotAnotherReboot · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Apparently Fox asked Arrested Development to try to get some of their sponsor's products in the show. Arrested Development, as usual, takes a humorous take on it.
    Carl Weathers: [about Burger King] I'm going to go get a drink refill. You know you can get unlimited refills on any drink you want?
    Tobias Fünke: It's a great restaurant.
    Narrator (Ron Howard): It sure is!

    In the episode "Motherboy XXX", Barry Zuckerkorn (played by Henry Winkler) says, "I missed breakfast, so I'm on my way to Burger King" and then jumps over the dead shark on the pier. This is, of course, a reference to Henry Winkler's character in "Happy Days" (1974) jumping over a shark while on water-skis, signaling the moment when that show lost its relevance. The phrase "Jumping The Shark" was made popular in the 1990's as a metaphor for a television show reaches its peak. --Amazon.com season 2 quotes page

  93. Product placement... by fluch · · Score: 0

    ...sucks. It is always annoying to recognize some products and get the feeling they are there because somebody pays money for it...

  94. Quality and Lower Prices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a thought: Instead of spending thousands or even millions trying to cram crappy products down people's throats --Put all that money into better products for less money.

    For a product or company that's fresh on the scene, advertising might be needed in order for people to be aware that your product exists. For long established companies and products why do we have to have them shoved in our faces during all our waking hours.

    I'm not a comsumer of most of this crap they are selling these days no matter how flashy their commercial is or if they can manage to get a stupid jingle burned into my head for a little while. If they cut 95% of the marketing budget and used it to produce higher quality product, and/or cut the price I have to pay for it I'd be a heck of a lot more interested, and I'd pass on word of mouth telling others where to get a better product for less money.

  95. Product placement is illegal is many countries by Timo_UK · · Score: 2, Interesting

    like in Germany. Does this mean they will not be able to export those shows and thus losing a lot of revenue or will they just try it anyway, get caught and banned? Or will these countries get edited versions, 70% shorter... ;-)

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    1. Re:Product placement is illegal is many countries by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      They'll just ship the show uncut, and no one will care. If any consumer watchdog shrills, they'll be quietly hushed up and the German economy will expierience a massive consumer boom, but there will be a corressponding increase in the bankruptcy and suicide rates.

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  96. How ironic by Tim+C · · Score: 1

    Given the number of articles here that are little more than thinly disguised advertisements, it's ironic to see an article about product placement...

  97. Re:Quite frankly, by ComaVN · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm hoping that it doesn't spread like trailers on DVDs is starting to. I bought a DVD recently and up came trailers for other DVDs the company marketing people thought I might like. Will definitely be keeping an eye out for which company releases the next film I might be tempted to buy. Same applies to the two-minute piracy warning - I paid for the DVD. I am NOT their target audience.

    That pisses me off, too. I think it's part of a secret plot to make pirated dvds actually more attractive (ignoring the price) than the real thing. I'm not sure how the movie industry expects to profit from this though.

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  98. Thankfully this doesn't work for fantasy pieces by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

    or we'd have had Carlsberg pumps in the Prancing Pony, Pippin and Merry would be smoking Golden Virginia and Frodo/Sam/Gollum would have used the 2006 Land Cruiser to get through those irritating Dead Marshes.

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  99. Orange Ads by Random_Goblin · · Score: 2, Informative

    Over here in the UK the mobile phone company orange runs movie ads in cinemas.

    The basic plot of which is a bunch of marketing types from orange proceed to ruin a movie, with product placement, ringtone tie-ins and general marketing bollocks.

    The punch line being "don't let a mobile ruin your movie"; A public service announcement to turn off mobile phones in the cinemas.

    Although these are satirical ads, you just know that the writers are basing the marketing droids on real people/events.

    Most people who when they see great art get a touch of enlightenment, a few weasles however want to use it as a method of selling you stuff!

  100. But Netcraft confirms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But Netcraft confirms that TV is dead!

  101. "Good" commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slightly offtopic: There's a swedish supermarket that has made a commercial comedy miniseries for a couple of years now, promoting the store and its products. Pretty fun stuff if you know swedish and highly successful. It was the first of its kind in sweden produced this way.
    150 of them can be seen on their site http://www.ica.se/FrontServlet?s=butiker&state=rek lamfilmer_ny&page=10 .
    I made a rough translation on this one ( mms://qstream-wm.qbrick.com/01961/reklamfilm/2004/ 01961_2249_wis_l.wmv ):

    (Ulf, employee) So you say that there is a new guy starting here?
    (Stig, the store owner) Yes, it's my sisters husband. He's been a "dad at home" for 22 years and now he want to figure out his potentials.
    (Ulf) Your sisters husband? How is he then?
    (Stig) Lazy, thick headed, can't do a thing.
    (Customer) But then he shouldn't work here.
    (Stig) Excactly, but as I said, he's my sisters husband. Ah, here he is now. Welcome Rune!
    (Rune, eating from a bag of chips/crisps, probably taken from one of the shelves) These are good!
    (Owner) Ah how nice. This is Ulf and he will teach you how it works around here.

  102. Surface Is No Exception by camperslo · · Score: 1

    The kid in "Surface", who is getting into so much trouble for the destructive behavior of the creature Nimrod, got a new iMac G5 to replace that iMac G4 in his bedroom after just a few episodes.

    I should have gotten into more trouble when I was a kid.

  103. Product placement in ads? by Shano · · Score: 1

    Product placement is getting silly when you start seeing it in ads for other products. Last time I was at the cinema, I saw a car advert (possibly Toyota, can't really remember), with a ridiculously obvious iPod somewhere in the first few seconds.

    So did Apple pay Toyota to place their products in the advert? Or are Toyota just trying to appeal to the Apple fanboys?

  104. Holy smokes, is this Slashdot? by cno3 · · Score: 0, Troll

    In a story about a union standing up for its employees, I was kind of expecting to read more "if he doesn't like it, he can quit his job, divorce his wife, abandon his kids, divorce himself from civilization and live in a shack! It's free enterprise, mofo!" comments.

    Or do those only appear when discussing tech industry workers?

  105. Viral Videos & Ads Site Has An Ad. by antdude · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Viral Videos & Ads site has one (Metamorphosis) of the AXE commercials. Are there any more out there?

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  106. Bizarre logic by BenjyD · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OK, so the problem is that adverts have become so intrusive in programming that the audience will spend hundreds of dollars on a device to avoid them. And their solution is "add more adverts which reduce the quality of the shows which attract our audience"? What a great bit of creative thinking.

    I don't know how anyone watches US TV, anyway. I find the less than 10 minutes an hour of adverts on commercial channels here (UK) annoying enough and from the constant "fade-to-black and recap a little" you see in US programmes like Lost or ER, TV in the US is adverts with the odd show crammed in between them.

  107. sure it's happening by akhomerun · · Score: 1

    product placement is getting bigger, but it's not because of tivos. i don't know many people with tivos, i'm guessing about 1% of the population has them.

    the reason is because there are 80-200 channels that people can just flip through and never have to watch a commercial. if you just watch three channels at a time, you'll never see a commercial.

  108. Don't forget: YOU'RE the product, not the ads! by potus98 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Television's primary product for sale is not the junk featured in ads, it's YOUR eyeballs. Where do networks get their primary source of revenue? From selling your eyeballs upstream to corporations. The TV shows are just crummy hooks to get your eyeballs for a little while. Is there some level of art, acting, or writing involved? Sure, a little. But the VAST majority of TV programming is happy, blinky stuff to keep you hooked for just a few more minutes.


    I admit that I like plugging in for a little brain-nap myself, but don't forget there ARE other forms of entertainment. I mean, let's not elevate the so-called art of television to some level that we think they're above blatent product placement.

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    1. Re:Don't forget: YOU'RE the product, not the ads! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This brings to mind one quote I particularly like from the show Absolute Power.

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0386149/

      It was something along the lines of...
      Don't be stupid, television isn't for watching.

  109. Re:Quite frankly, by TerminalInsanity · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If i had ever bought a DVD with a 2 minute forced viewing ad or warning, i'd take the dvd back complaining that it didnt work in my dvd player, and get another movie for the same price, then off i go to the pirate bay to pick up the movie WITHOUTH the ad.

  110. Re:Quite frankly, by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Even without Tivo, we've gotten to the point where we just tape everything on the VCR and watch it later. Usually, I'd rather watch tv on the weekends, but most of the shows I watch are during the week. So I just tape them and watch them later. This has been possible for 20 years. I don't know why it hasn't been a problem before. I think that tv shows are just looking for an excuse to put out more ads. I mean, I don't know "that many" people with tivos. certainly not a big percentage compared to those who tape shows and watch them later on their vcr.

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  111. Apple in Vegas by warren.oates · · Score: 2, Funny
    Last week's Las Vegas revolved around a poker tournament, being broadcast live, and the announcers had these small, grey, Apple-branded laptops that (to my knowledge) don't exist -- they were just mock laptops with the white Apple logo on them. They never did a reverse angle so you could see the screen. Not to mention that that's a situation where neither Macs nor laptops would likely be used. I carefully watched the credits, and there was Apple listed in the support category.

    This isn't even "product placement," it's "logo placement."

    In the interests of fairness, I must point out that we are a happy Apple family.

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  112. Re:Quite frankly, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's stealing, and it's a sin.

  113. Smallville+Dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can product placement be any more obvious than this?

  114. Where's the value added? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yeah, I know exactly what you mean.

    Last season I started to watch the Shield on FX, after having watched the previous season on my computer by bittorrenting the episodes a day or two after they were released, and I found that the downloaded episodes made for a 1000% better TV-watching experience. No sliders, no moving graphics in the bottom of the screen, no station ID logos, and higher quality than my analog TV.

    Someone should clue the local TV stations into a phrase: "value added." They have none. Right now they exist only because they have a monopoly on content (at least at the level of effort that most non-technical users are willing to expend). But as that monopoly breaks down and viewers start to get flooded with content from other places, they're going to be in real trouble.

    I still watch a few TV shows, mostly as a social thing with friends, but if it weren't for the fact that we just enjoy getting together once a week and ordering pizza, I'd probably just cancel everything but my basic cable subscription and watch tv shows when they hit NetFlix.

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    1. Re:Where's the value added? by JulesLt · · Score: 1

      The question is whether subscription TV-on-demand / paid download will generate enough cash to fund shows.

      I suspect in some cases it certainly will (i.e. shows with large loyal cult audiences that already do well on DVD sales) - and it already does in some adult markets, although the costs are far lower there - but I think overall people still aren't ready to really pay the price for what they say they want.

      'I want the quality of a major TV series, no adverts, but to pay the same price as advertising subsidised programming'. It's only been people's desire to have something 'for nothing' that allowed advertising led TV to become as dominant as it is.

      The parent news story also shows the dangerous side-effects - rather than it just being adverts on local TV, there's a risk of shows going the way of the film industry, and going product placement mad. I'm not convinced that's all the fault of TiVO, so much as changing relationships with the content producers - presumably they once saw a business in selling 'unbranded' programming to networks who would then make money selling adverts, now they'd rather take the advertising revenue themselves, especially as the line between networks, content producers and product producers has become blurred.

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  115. Product Placement in programs by pgudge · · Score: 1

    I'm supprised this hasn't happened yet, is there some law stopping it from happening. I wouldn't mind watching my show and them having a "John Smiths" pump at the bar, or a show cast member showing off their new Nokia N70 to their mates etc. Something like "The Truman Show", but just not as obvious. Bravo (UK) are showing The Ultimate Fighter 2 series now, and for the last 3 episodes every morning when it follows a fighter into the bath room, the camera zooms in on a Lynx roll on deodorant of some kind, has it already started? The reality shows could maximise on this ten fold.

  116. Chroma keying by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    Although I'm not sure how much computer time on the systems that do this costs, you can also just shoot a scene with the actors holding a "green screen" object and then replace it later. You'd have to be pretty careful with it, but they've gotten rather freakishly good with the computer-aided chroma keying lately; e.g. George Lucas swapping out objects that weren't even originally filmed this way in the DVD release of E.T. I could totally see a situation where in the original shot the actor just holds a green can-shaped object, and then the network release of the show has a Pepsi can dubbed in, while the DVD release has a brand-neutral generic one.

    If I was George Lucas, I'd be calling up the network executives and telling them the pricing options for doing this sort of work today. You could even go so far as to create different advertisement versions for different regional markets. (Someone walks into a grocery store -- in New England it's a Big Y, but in the mid-Atlantic it's a Harris Teeter, etc.)

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    1. Re:Chroma keying by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      That kind of CGI is the cheapest there is, so the costs wouldn't be important.

      In fact, that kind of effect has been happening before it was computers generating the images. Although a can can twist, and the image needs to rotate, so it would be hard without computers. (I guess they'd put a dot on the green can to show which way it's facing?)

      And with computers, of course, you'd be able to get the shading right. But replacing a known-in-advance green object with another object should be trivial.

      Hell, 'The Invisible Man' managed, on a super-cheap budget, to render the invisiblity effect three or four times a show, even with him moving in the middle of a room with other people. Expensive CGI is a fully CGI spaceship battle with actors sitting in cockpits. Replacing a can is nothing.

      And you only need to calculate the replacement pixels and shading once, and then store them. Apply those to a can skin and wrap it around and you can put new ones in on the fly.

      Now that would be interesting. View the movie on a 'dumb TV' and you get whatever image was in it when broadcast. View the movie on a 'smart TV', and the TV could go out and get a new can skin two minutes in advance, and render it, and replace those pixels in real time, which is a lot less complicated than what 3D computer games do, and only has to be done to a tiny part of the image.

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  117. Re:Quite frankly, by smokeslikeapoet · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Best of all, there are few if any commercials, and NO ANNOYING LOGOS OR SLIDERS. That's gets my vote hands down.

    I agree, and it's absolute worst when those sliders happen during a fast paced game like basketball. Or the last two minutes of a football game and the score is tied and we have to listen to who's f-ing who on an "All New Desperate Houswives."

    It makes me sick. At least take a tip from Google and target your adds

  118. Re:Quite frankly, by TerminalInsanity · · Score: 1

    And a 2 minute forced ad is stealing my time. and money. wasting my electricity to power my home theatre to view 2 minutes of crap before i get to watch what i've already paid for.

    Do you really think any movie release group is going to keep the ad in place? They might throw it in at the end as a joke, but that's about it.
    What point is there in putting a 'plz dnt warez me' message on a dvd? none. and i refuse to own any dvd that has one. but i'll still watch the movie!

  119. Re:Die Tookie, Die ! by msdschris · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    How ironic that millions of Christians do precisely the same thing about a man who died 2000 years ago and hasn't been seen since. Oh wait, that's ok because he commited suicide... for a reason.

  120. Star Trek by thebdj · · Score: 3, Funny

    Next thing you know I am going to start seeing editted episode of Star Trek: TNG.

    Worf: Captain, message coming in over *obvious dubbing moment* AT&T.
    Picard: Patch it through.
    *AT&T logo appears on view screen before person starts talking*

    I think that will be when things hit the ultimate low. Well either that, or when they start putting product placement in shows where they should not be.

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    1. Re:Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the flip side, this could get some products good exposure that ordinary commercials don't provide. Imagine redhat or suse striking a long term deal so that all computers in a show must be running their distribution. This would especially be good if computers play any significant part of the show. A lot of windows users could be exposed to seeing linux in action. Of course, if any of the characters took a potshot at windows or complimented the distribution by name it would look cheesy.

  121. TV = teh suxorz by FoboldFKY · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Every time I turn on the damn TV, I get bombarded with people telling me that I really DO need a new home, that the more green pills I pop the better, and that I should try various feminine hygine products or risk severe discomfort (not to mention the news which is half an hour of government ministers lining their pockets at our expense, and dozens of innocent people dying horiffically every day).

    The worst part is, there isn't even any shows left to make it worth putting up with this crap. Who the hell wants to watch yet another rip-off of Everybody Wishes Raymond Would Piss The Hell Off?

    It's no wonder I haven't turned my TV on in over a year. If there's a show I want to watch, I either download it off the net, or buy it on DVD. The constant force-feeding of ads and bullshit have completely turned me off TV. I feel at least some satisfaction in knowing that they won't be getting any advertising revenue because of me.

    But if they start putting ads straight into shows... well, I suppose I'll just have to read more. Who knows, maybe this is a blessing in disguise!

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  122. Thanks by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Both of those looked like something I might watch. I'm boycotting them now.

    Yay for selective and hypocritical boycotting!

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  123. Re:Quite frankly, by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

    Even worse, some of them now have sound effects!

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  124. Re:Product placement is not so bad most of the tim by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    24 Usually handles product placement pretty decently,

    "The Cisco System is self-defending" made me burst out laughing. I almost expected them to look straight at the camera and give an 800 number after that. I do wonder if Halliburton is sponsoring all the torture scenes, there seems to be rather too many of those than necessary.

  125. Remember TV didn't have product placement? by QMO · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I remember the late 80's.
    We just watched our G.I. Joe and Transformers cartoons.
    (I guess some people watched My Little Pony and Strawberry Shortcake.)

    Those commercials even had commercials.
    (Even though the commercial interruptions usually were for the same toys.)

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  126. Don't think so. I think it is more low budget by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
    Japanese drama's do this too occasionally but only the lower budget ones. If it was done for advertising reasons then anime shows would be a far better target yet anime shows are generally known for having a wide selection of specially made music and can easily fill 2-3 OST cd's. Granted of course that may be done to sell a maximum number of music cd's if the show becomes popular. Hmmm, fiendish those tv producers.

    Never thought of it like this before. It doesn't however make much sense since by the end of a korean series (wich tend to drag on a bit) you would be totally sick of the tune and hardly go out and buy it. While a song you hear once and is perfectly matched with a good scene you might want to hear again and go buy it.

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  127. This Hour Has 22 Minutes? by Stunning+Tard · · Score: 1

    This Hour Has 22 Minutes - The name of a Comedy/Politics/News program. I always assumed the name was mocking the commercial content. It's a half hour (22 minute) show.

  128. Re:Quite frankly, by IAmTheDave · · Score: 1
    i'd take the dvd back

    Recently, I rented some half-baked movie (not Half Baked) at Blockbuster. The girlfriend and I were going to wait out the coming snow and watch a movie. I got two.

    The first movie forced me (I despise beyond despise the DVD telling me I'm not ALLOWED to fast forward through certain parts) to watch a 5 minute commercial about the ills of piracy and inform me of who I'm hurting.

    I took the movie out of the DVD player, brought it back to BB, and demanded (and got) my money back. I refuse to be force fed propoganda. I refuse to accept any sort of "indoctrination." I will continue to refuse such things.

    The second DVD (Love Actually, see it) had no 5 minute clip about what a dirty pirate I am, and although I had to suffer through the FBI warning, I didn't feel like a criminal, nor was I forced to watch such offensive propoganda prior to watching the movie.

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  129. Re:Quite frankly, by Chelloveck · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Now it's having to endure visual clutter like the station ID logo, and these rediculous sliders that zip in and out at the bottom of the screen just after we've already been subject to four or more commercials.

    I predict that within the next year we'll see stations running a constant advertising crawler. They'l probably shrink the size of the actual content area and fill the margins with advertising, much like CNN does with its stock ticker, weather, etc. Ha! Try to skip that! I further predict that within another year this practice will be commonplace and used on the majority of channels.

    In fact, this may drive wide-screen format for shooting new shows. The shows will be shot in 16:9 and broadcast full-screen, with the ads taking up the remaining space. And no, those of you with wide-format TVs won't be able to just crop out the ads. Some shows will be broadcast with the content at the top of the screen and ads at the bottom. Some will have the content at the bottom and ads at the top. Some will have content in the middle and ads both top and bottom. And some will even flip the ad and content panes mid-show. If you want to see the shows ad-free you'll have to buy the DVDs. (Or, of course, download pirated copies that have already been cropped.)

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  130. Offtopic, new Tivo Series 2 features by gatzke · · Score: 1


    My wife and I just discovered some new features that were rolled out
    for our series 2 Tivo-

    If you have your tivo online, you can get some of this stuff:

        Yahoo Photos
        Yahoo Weather
        Yahoo Traffic
        Buy movie tickets
        Music Streaming
        Podcasts
        Games (three simple ones)

    I tried some of this before, streaming MP3s and Pictures from my PC,
    but it was not as impressive as this, and it depended on my PC being up
    and running with the Tivo server software.

    The interface to all this stuff is slick and nicely done, as always.

    My wife loves the marble game "same game." She won't stop playing it.

    I have struggled to get a MythTV box up and running in the past, but
    with little success. Remote problems, kernel problems running a HD
    tuner, etc. Spent hours and I now have a limping system. Tivo makes
    me happy, although it could be better:
          - More HD space. 80 GB is silly these days.
          - More tuners. I need 2 normal and 1 HD OTA at least.
          - More games
          - Customizable. I would like to have my top 5-6 things on the main
    menu, not the marketing garbage Tivo puts in there. I want a shortcut
    to games or photos under "live tv"

        We may have to get another Tivo When the time cones. I have been
    avoiding doing it now, as two tivos apparently do not work out
    conflicts or share programs seamlessly. I want one big honkin Tivo
    that does everything. I wish I could find a vendor that sold decent
    Myth Boxes, that might do as well as long as I don't have to set it up.

    I originally posted this on alt.video.ptv.tivo as it was rejected as a /. submission... Tivo rocks!

    1. Re:Offtopic, new Tivo Series 2 features by TheNumberSix · · Score: 1

      You know that if you are running a Windows PC on the same network, you can use your Windows PC to offload your TiVo programs, and transfer them back when you want to watch them. You drive this right from the TiVo remote.

      This is built-in functionality, no hacking or modding required.

      So your PC harddrive can be an extension of your TiVo HD. I haven't tried wireless, but on my wired network I get great transfer speeds.

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  131. Solution? by MichaelKaiserProScri · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Run the commercials less often, maybe only once per half hour. Run fewer total commercials. But don't server everybody the SAME commercials. Make part of the "deal" for getting the PVR be that you will be asked to fill out a questionaire. You can leave it blank, or lie, but you will then be served irrelavant commercials. You will still get 2 min per half hour no matter what you answer, so you might as well answer honestly. You can skip them if you want, so it's up to the commercial writers to make sure you don't WANT to skip them. It actually INCREASES the number of ads the station can sell while DECREASING the ad time each individual gets. And since they can give real stats on the number of people they are reaching with each ad, they can vary the price of the ad accordingly. Almost like "pay per click" on the web. Add some interactivity to the ad so 1) people will bother to watch and interact with it, 2) you get some real stats as to whether they DID watch and interact with it.... The technology is all there. Use it. A TiVo is a PC! Even the crappy Explorer 8000 that the cable companies give away is a PC or sorts.

  132. Re:Quite frankly, by 4of12 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Same applies to the two-minute piracy warning - I paid for the DVD. I am NOT their target audience.

    To be sure.

    I'm curious, though, (I, too, buy almost-too-exhorbitantly-priced, legal DVDs) whether the cheap pirated DVDs also come with the imposing FBI/Interpol Warning message on them, too? You know, for authenticity's sake:)? I'm sure the producers ands buyers get a smile out of them, too.

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  133. Re:Quite frankly, by DavidTC · · Score: 1
    Speaking of annoy FX behavior, FX picked up the first reruns of Buffy a few years ago. They ran two eps every weekday.

    At every commerical break, they ran the most annoying ad for 'The Shield' imaginable. One of those 'let's have loud noises to jar people into looking at the TV' and 'lets say something shocking so people will starting paying attention to see if we really said that', in the same ad. Over and over and over. Apparently, they didn't quite understand that people watch whole shows, and they really only need such an ad once.

    For people who had missed the first few seasons of Buffy and were watching every day to catch up, the repeated ads, about 10 in the two hour span of the reruns, were enough to drive them homicially insane, and I'm surprised no one at FX actually got killed.

    This was in addition to the noise-making popups for The Shield they ran during the episodes themseves.

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  134. Re:Quite frankly, by GeekyMike · · Score: 1

    Things like that are why I like cable services like Video on Demand. I can order from a good selection of programs and don't have to wade through the crap. Then again I work for the local cable provider, and may be a bit biased.

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  135. Sure... by QMO · · Score: 1

    You say you don't want to watch that stuff, but have you watched it (e.g. any of the movies/shows mentioned)? Will you watch more in the future?

    The statistics will whow what you do, not what you say you want to.

    I understand that I have no basis for assuming that you've ever watched these things, but my response isn't only for you, but for the many who would say the same words, and still watch the trash.

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  136. Re:Quite frankly, by ergo98 · · Score: 1

    This has been possible for 20 years. I don't know why it hasn't been a problem before.

    Small changes in usability yield tremendous change in adoption or use. Recording with a VCR, especially timed recordings where you had to set the bounds, was a major pain in the ass. It wasn't until relatively recently, maybe 7 years ago, that a few guides started printing special coded numbers that automatically set the times in the VCR, but it was still a nuisance - You still had issues like tape handling, the degraded quality of VHS, and non-random access. Blah. Most people would rather miss the show than bother with that, and of course that didn't facilitate watching while recording.

    Watching while recording is, of course, how most ads are being skipped - After putting the kids to bed, we finally get started watching Survivor at 8:20, which is just enough buffer to skip virtually every ad for the rest of the show (it's a moment of sadness when you catch up to real-time).

    I think that tv shows are just looking for an excuse to put out more ads. I mean, I don't know "that many" people with tivos. certainly not a big percentage compared to those who tape shows and watch them later on their vcr.

    Everyone uses the phrase "Tivo" for a generic technology (which is unfortunate) - that generic technology is appearing in set-top boxes distributed and rented by cable companies (I have a wonderful Motorola 6812), media center PCs, among many other sources. Not only is there a vast number of people with PVRs, it is absolutely certain to grow by leaps in bounds very, very quickly.

  137. Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it fits the story, why not? It's not as though E.T.'s drinking Coors did anything to convince me that it's anything better than water with some small amount of alcohol in it. Then there was that episode of Sex and the City that did a pretty good job of convincing my wife of the usefulness of a Tivo. It didn't convince me there was anything on television I was willing to buy a Tivo for -- which I guess is why I am so unconcerned by the whole thing.

  138. I know you're a Troll, but I'm an AC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Though millions of people revel, it usually isn't the mere death that is celebrated. It is the entire life, suffering, teachings, death and ressurection that is celebrated by many.

    2. He has been seen since. By many people.

    3. You contradict yourself when you say He committed suicide. Either He was the Son of God and had the power to save himself (thus the rest of your "points" are invalid), or he was powerless to save himself and it wasn't suicide.

    4. Plus, allowing someone to kill you, (though you've honestly tried to convince them that it's a bad idea to kill) is NOT the same thing as suicide.

    5. Moreover, does it really count as suicide if you know that you can bring yourself back to life, AND DO IT in a few days?

    Aside: The trouble with suicide is arrogance, selfishness, and lack of perspective. Someone throwing themselves on a grenade to save you isn't suicide, it's heroism.

    1. Re:I know you're a Troll, but I'm an AC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bring him to my house for dinner. It's kosher so he should have no problem eating it.

      Not really trolling, just ironic that the ggp didn't see the irony between their sig and comment. Say what you will regarding Yeshu HaNotzri, barring singular unreliable events he hasn't been reliably witnessed since Pilate (who was cruel and could have given a shit who was killed, and had no custom of releasing anyone) said to kill him. Barring the claim that he died for you, the rest means absolutly nothing without that particular event, it is the single most important event in christian history.

      You're point 5 is moot if jc is G-d... If you have the sole power to cause your death and bring yourself back to life then you cannot be considered dead or alive in any traditional sense. You exist apart from life. Playing dead means nothing.

  139. Re:Quite frankly, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have not yet taken a DVD back to the store but my reasons for initially downloading movies was similar. I got frustrated at the forced viewing that I started ripping my own collection. This lead to my desire for a media center with the movies stored on my fileserver instead of reburning my rip to DVD. This worked for a while but soon realized I was wasting a lot of time because it was way quicker and easier to just download someones rip and pack of the movies I already owned then to rip them myself. More often then not, the quality was much better then my own rips because some people have a lot more time, knowledge, and motivation then I do to fine tune the encoding process.
    I am now up to the MPAA fence and about to jump over. My process is to the point where I am questioning the first step of buying the original DVD to being with.

  140. Find something else to do. by IOOOOOI · · Score: 1

    If you don't like ads/product placement on TV, then don't watch. I bet you could free up at least 10-15 hours a week - that's like getting a free day to do other things!

  141. Breaking the 4th wall by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    In the world of acting and cinema, there is the concept of the '4th wall' - this is the wall of the room that would normally be where the front of the stage is (which obviously isn't there, so the audience can see what's going on in the room).

    The term breaking the 4th wall is when any kind of fictional performance breaks the carefully crafted illusion and distracts people from the presentation.

    Well, product placements can be like that. I saw the episode of Medium that the article refers to, and it was rather jarring. It's kind of like interrupting the show for an add, *while the show is still running*. I suppose they can get away with this a little, but at a certain point, it just gets too distracting and you lose the flow of the story.

    About the same time that I saw that episode of Medium, I remember seeing a couple other shows with prominent product placements that were equally jarring. I don't exactly remember the products (I try to block it out, so I don't reward the morons who are ruining my entertainment by remember the damn products), but the show was NIS, and they kept having characters discuss gadgets like I don't know, probably iPod and gameboy or something like that. Like I said, I try not to remember.

    I mean, I don't mind product placements that are non-obtrusive, like someone working on a certain brand of laptop, in a scene that is logically part of the story, where the person would really be working at a laptop. I think both Apple and Dell have bought such product placements for their computers. But if the show goes out of it's way to highlight a product, it definitely breaks the 4th wall for me.

  142. Re:Quite frankly, by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, product placement really galls me. After a long day at work, I come home and just want to unwind with a sitcom and a cold Budweiser, king of beers. But then I'm subjected to a bunch of product placement. I swear, it's enough to make me need an Advil, which is recommended by four out of five doctors. So instead of watching a sitcom, I go for a long ride in my Lexus, with its roomy interior, six-way adjustable seating, and powerful V6 engine.

  143. Makes me glad by Trevin · · Score: 1

    I stopped watching television over a year ago. I dropped my cable service, and broadcast signals don't work in my area. I don't miss it at all. Now I rent movies and old TV series from GreenCine, so I can watch just the shows I want to, commercial-free. As an added benefit, it lets me preview DVD's I'm thinking of buying to make sure they're not 'evil' (e.g. forced ads). My DVD purchases have increased dramatically in the last year.

  144. Re:Quite frankly, by Seumas · · Score: 1

    I rarely buy DVDs or pay to see a movie in the theater (last time I did that was in 1998 for X-Files). The last time (recently) I actually paid for a DVD, I was disapointed to find that there were three full length commercials at the beginning of the CD . . . before you got to the menu . . . that you COULD NOT skip . . . *sigh*

  145. Re:Quite frankly, by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    I predict that within the next year we'll see stations running a constant advertising crawler. They'll probably shrink the size of the actual content area and fill the margins with advertising

    Spike TV and The National Network (both formerly The Nashville Network) has been there and done that already. I refused to watch ST:TNG on that channel. True, they used it mainly to promote themselves, the show they were airing, and the next show to air, but it's been done.

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  146. People are willing to watch commecials for free. by Rothron+the+Wise · · Score: 1

    There used to be a web site that had an archive of TV commercials; I can't remember the name of it. Sadly the site was taken down a few years ago due to huge bandwidth costs, but it was quite popular at the time, and showed that there are definitely entertaining commercials out there,

    You're probably thinking of http://www.adcritic.com/. They didn't disappear, they turned into a paysite(!). Something is definitely wrong with your business model when people are willing to watch ads voluntarily and you still have to charge them for it to make ends meet. I recently visited the side and it kinda looks like they're back to being free as in beer, sponsored by Yahoo, but the site froze my firefox so I didn't examine it too closely.

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  147. Re:Quite frankly, by umbra_dweller · · Score: 1

    Even given the fact that a majority of people don't have Tivo's, you have to follow the money. I am sure that a great many advertisers have been unaffected by this, but most people who can afford luxury products and services probably do have tivo-like service, or will have them soon. Thus people who advertise to people with spare cash to throw around will be disproportinately affected and will seek other mediums to fill the gap.

  148. Re:There's an even better solution - just ignore t by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
    You can leave it unmuted and just sit there taking it in. It won't kill you or even hurt you I promise.

    Wrong. You will subconciously recognize the brands on your next shopping trip and YOU WILL be more likely to buy them. Given the choice between a brand you "know" and a complete unknown, you will go for the "known", even if your "knowledge" of that product is through commercials you never paid attention to. If adverts don't work, why are they so common and expensive?

    Hell, they even test the ads at 2x and 4x normal speed, to ensure that the logo and possibly the message are intact.

  149. Will watch commercials for good TV. by Rothron+the+Wise · · Score: 1

    TV Networks sell eyeballs to the advertisers. Eyeballs which are attracted by content. The contract is between the advertiser and the network. People mistakingly assume that they are the network's customers. They are not, they are the merchandise. This should be a self-stabilizing system but apparently the audience accepts ever increasing amounts of ads.

    If we accept to eat gruel, then gruel is all what we get. (Or rather Krusty-brand imitation gruel)

    What I'm missing is a system where the tables are turned, where I can make a deal with an advertiser, selling my eyeballs directly if they supply quality programs, or simply pay for the program and avoid any advertising. This seems like a natural evolution as broadcasting becomes ever more irrelevant. An episode of your favorite show shouldn't cost more for a single viewer than the advertisers have to pay the network, which divided by the number of _actual_ viewers, is not much. Having me voluntarily accept an ad for a product that is relevant for me, instead of female hygiene articles or cialis, is worth a lot more
    for the advertiser.

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  150. ObATHF by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

    Last weekend's episode, Boost Mobile... hehehe...

    "You're black, right? You sound black..."

  151. Re:Quite frankly, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of the pirate DVDs I have bought don't have the warning, unless they are an exact copy of a commercial set.

  152. Re:Quite frankly, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if the vote is decided by raising hands?

  153. Not correct by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

    Cable companies have to pay for channels like ESPN on a per user basis I believe. They also had to cut deals with local TV affiliates.

    They have to pay more for ESPN than Hallmark channel, etc.

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  154. This Hour Has Seven Days by Mister_IQ · · Score: 1

    The name "This Hour has 22 Minutes"is actually a play on "This Hour Has Seven Days", a very popular news/public affairs show in the mid-sixties.

    It also references the fact that a half-hour tv slot is 22 minutes plus commercials.

  155. Re:Quite frankly, by MindStalker · · Score: 1

    You really really should try TiVo, it matched with your viewing habits perfectly. Personally I have the classic DirecTV Tivo and its a thing of wonder at only 5.99 a month. Unfortunatly they have recently replaced it with a Tivo knockoff, and you can't get TiVo through them anymore. :(

  156. Neither of those by xMilkmanDanx · · Score: 1

    Houseguest takes the cake on product placement, basically being a hour and a half ad for mcdonalds.

  157. Re:Lost by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

    They've only been on the island for about 3 months. But yeah, product placement would be quite sucky.

  158. Yea.. by evilnissan · · Score: 1

    I just orderd one on friday and cant wait for it to get here!!!1

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  159. If thine eye offends thee... by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

    Read a book.

    seriously, if the commercials and placements and logos (now with sound!) bother you too much, turn off the TV, and do something else with your time.

    walk the dog. play with your kids. go out on a date. visit a museum. write some open source software. bake cookies from scratch (chocolate chip oatmeal?). change your oil. volenteer at a charity. change your bedsheets.

  160. Consequences by atomic_toaster · · Score: 1

    I work in the television industry, and I know how much corporate sponsorship plays a large part in the funding of both television and film. Most of your favorite (modern-day scenario) characters are wearing Timex watches, drinking Coke, talking on Motarola phones, and wearing Nike shoes. Companies pay for those out-of-focus billboards in the background to be recognizably from a specific company. All the vending machines on your favorite show will market only one brand of product. This has been going on for years.

    What I think many people don't realize is that many television broadcast deals include a certain amount of advertising space, i.e. a contract will specify $X per show broadcast, plus a "bonus" of the television show owning a certain amount of commercial time. A television show then sell this commercial break time and hence can generate revenue from the ads that are played during the show. Without commercial breaks, the budget for a show can drop because they cannot sell commercial time.

    Without the revenue generated by sales of commercial times, many shows would not have the budgets to continue production. This is another reason why there is more product placement in many shows. True, in previous years, product placement advertising wasn't necessarily so glaringly obvious. But if the viewer doesn't want to have commercial breaks, then a television series has to make money somehow. Granted, not every show needs that extra revenue to keep going -- but some do, especially smaller productions and those for the "fringe" markets. So before you protest that you don't know where the show ends and the advertisement begins, please remember: the consumer has demanded no commercial breaks, and has also demanded that their favorite television series have another season. There are consequences to every action.

  161. Adds realism by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

    I didn't even notice 24 had cisco stuff on it, if I had I'd probably thought nothing of it, but if I'd see some weird GooBooBox network hardware, it would hurt the immersion. If someone visibly drank coca-cola on a show I'd probably not rush out and buy a coke, but would think the character has a poor sense of taste and drink a glass of pepsi instead. :)

  162. I AGREE, however... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do believe you are correct with the notion of constant advertising, however, I believe the shows will continue to be aired in the same size, but modified for HDTV, similar to ESPN HD, where the content is in a small box and advertisements or stats appear on the side and bottom.

  163. Re:Speaking of novelty by symbolic · · Score: 1


    I was listening to a podcast last night (Slashdot Review), and as it was coming to an end, I noticed there was still quite a bit of play time left. My curiosity was greeted with what I think was a pretty cool idea- they featured a band from garageband.com. I got to hear 10 Story Relapse for the first time. When you factor in the number of podcasts, and the various tastes that people have, I think this is a great way for a fledgling band to gain exposure. Talking about killing several birds with one stone...

  164. Some of the best porn... by Farrside · · Score: 1

    ... already features various products being placed, repeatedly!

  165. Product Placements are Better than Commercials... by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

    If I had to pick between product placement and commercials, product placement wins hands-down every time. I would MUCH rather watch President Bartlett drink a Pepsi during the course of The West Wing than be subjected to diaper ads every ten minutes. We have to pay for "free" TV some how, and if product placements are the way, then so be it.

  166. Most of you are probably too young to remember by macemoneta · · Score: 1

    Most of you are probably too young to remember, but back in the mid 1960's, TV shows had about 8-10 minutes of commercials per hour. A season consisted of 32 episodes of a show. In other words, commercials accounted for about 15% of the program time, and there was about twice the content per season.

    What we have now is more than twice the commercial minutes (more if you count the distracting sliders and logos and product placements), combined with half the content per season. In other words, less than 25% of the value proposition TV programming had before.

    When any company removes 75% of the product, they should expect that their customers will be unhappy. Customers that still see value in the current situation have no reference. It's like hiring college graduates for 25% of the going salary rate for a field - they simply don't know any better.

    Rent some old TV series on DVD, like the original Outer Limits. See for yourself the difference in the content, both in quality and quantity. Sure, they are low budget - but their entertainment value is high.

    Television execs have lost sight of this basic part of the equation, and viewers are giving them a pass. I'm really surprised that there hasn't been more exploitation of the gap by independents and cable/satellite companies themselves. Some have their own unique programming now, but it tends toward things like news and craft shows. Where are the independent series? I've seen programs floating around the net (like Charlie Jade) that have small overseas markets. The programming is better than what's available from the networks.

    Independents: Skip television, and go "direct2net"! I'll pay for downloads/DVDs of "high content" programming.

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  167. Re:Product Placements are Better than Commercials. by Synic · · Score: 1

    So every writer has to compromise their vision in order to sell a product within their script? Doesn't that imply also a self censorship that will take place over time? Nobody wants to offend any companies-- how would you ever product place anything afterwards?

  168. WB's _Smallville_ does it right by davidwr · · Score: 1

    They feature paid-for music and at the end of the show you see:

    "A promotional fee has been paid by ...."

    If only every TV show and movie would have such a prominent disclaimer at the beginning and end.

    WB goes even one better:
    It's not just a disclaimer, it's a continuation of the advertisement - you hear the music in the background during the disclaimer. Honesty and transparency - something we should all have more of.

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  169. Re:Quite frankly, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    So I just tape them and watch them later. This has been possible for 20 years.
    Yes, but only for the technically adept. With the 90+% of vcr's with clocks that blink 12:00 24/7, there are a huge number of folks who can't do this magic.

    Tivo (and clones) moved it from a "remeber to set the clock" to a "I want this (pointing)" operation. Lots more of thoe 90+% can now do with a Tivo what they couldn't do with a VCR, even though the VCR was technically capable.

  170. See: Return of the Killer Tomatoes by BraceletWinner · · Score: 1
    Good scene, but Return of the Killer Tomatoes (with George Clooney!) did it earlier and better.

    "Goober?"

  171. This shouldn't come as a surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...repeat after me...television became big because companies could sell us stuff. I wasn't around at the time but I'm pretty sure early television already had product placement (although it wasn't "subtle") -- the host of the show told you to buy "brand-X" cigarettes or use "brand-Y" to wash your clothes.

  172. TV as "art" by sensei_brandon · · Score: 1

    a quote from some drama group I saw in high school at a conference:

    "theater is life. film is art. television is furniture."

    I think that's relevant

  173. How bout the blurring? by tif · · Score: 1

    I've noticed more and more "product blurring". I'm guessing this is when they couldn't come to an agreement with a product advertiser. This really bothers me when I notice it.

  174. The Truman Show by tif · · Score: 1

    It was funny and sickening at the same time, but The Truman Show made light of product placement.

  175. Re:Product Placements are Better than Commercials. by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1
    So every writer has to compromise their vision in order to sell a product within their script?

    All depends how it's done - If a script requires a character to drive a car, have them drive a new Ford. If they have to buy soup, have them buy Campbell's. Obviously don't have them buy soup if the script is about a day at the beach.

    Doesn't that imply also a self censorship that will take place over time? Nobody wants to offend any companies-- how would you ever product place anything afterwards?

    ?

    This happens now all the time, and has been happening since the dawn of commercial television - Programs are constantly editing their content so as not to offend advertisers. That's the nature of the medium.

  176. And the flag, don't forget the law about the flag by DrYak · · Score: 1
    And no, those of you with wide-format TVs won't be able to just crop out the ads. {...}


    And don't forget the law enforced flag : the flag that will force all setups (be it TVs or PC) to disable cropping functions and force the displaying of ads. And penalty of "200 years prison" or "you die" to anyone who produce equipment that don't honor the flag or try to circumvent the hardware.

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  177. People still watch the commercials by btaratoot · · Score: 1

    I have heard that people still watch commercials in spite of having Tivo. I think it's because we are so used to watching them. The catch is when a really bad commercial comes on you skip it and the rest. I certainly find that is what I do. Speaking of bad commercials, what advertising genius thought that hearing someone loudly chewing crunchy cereal is a good thing?!

  178. Alex Proyas by metamatic · · Score: 1

    Alex Proyas lost all shame long ago. He made "I, Robot" with Will Smith, remember?

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  179. Re:Quite frankly, by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    "I , too, buy almost-too-exhorbitantly-priced, legal DVDs"

    While I agree with you and most others on this thread about the forced ads and all on DVDs...too expensive? Really...the ones I see out are avg about $20 or so...

    I'd hardly consider that expensive...

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  180. Well, you asked for it by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 1
    Jack: OK Chloe, you've got ten minutes to get inside the warehouse, convince the terrorists that you're their contact, and hack into their network to disable the security system, then we'll come in and take them down on your signal. Can you do that?

    Chloe: Please Jack, I'm not incompetent you know!

    Jack: Is your concealed microphone in place?

    Chloe: Yes, it's made up to look like a Kotex tampon, and I slipped it in place with some Vagisil cream.

    brief pause

    Jack: Chloe, that was way too much information.

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    1. Re:Well, you asked for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm finding myself strangely aroused.

    2. Re:Well, you asked for it by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 1
      I'm finding myself strangely aroused.

      Is that you, Prince Charles??

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  181. Re:People are willing to watch commecials for free by Phroggy · · Score: 1

    Ah, yes, that was it. It looks like they've been bought out by the publishers of a magazine, and you can subscribe to both the magazine and the web site for $99/year. It doesn't look like they're currently offering anything for free.

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  182. Re:Quite frankly, by TerminalInsanity · · Score: 1

    I actualy own a copy of Fight Club and Primer, both unopened. I bought them because i loved the movie. I originaly saw the full DVD quality movie on suprnova, wich mpaa shut down.

  183. Re:Quite frankly, by Fex303 · · Score: 1
    That pisses me off, too. I think it's part of a secret plot to make pirated dvds actually more attractive (ignoring the price) than the real thing. I'm not sure how the movie industry expects to profit from this though.

    Lawsuits?

  184. Product placements for Tivo itself by billstewart · · Score: 1

    On Jon Stewart the other night, Jimmy Carter was saying that Jon Stewart's show is on too late at night, past his bedtime, but now that they had Tivo he could watch it the next day. A few of his other guests have also mentioned Tivo. I think I've seen House refer to it as well.

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  185. Re:Quite frankly, by pipingguy · · Score: 1


    Start selling low-tech TV ad-buster stuff via eBay or on TV. Make up a catchy name. Charge $19.99 and then send four black cardboard sheets (a bit of area calculation would help here, offer different alternatives for bigger screens) c/w sticky-tack that people can affix to the front of their TVs depending on where the offending graphic appears. Offer a money-back guarantee, less shipping costs. Make sure the shipping cost covers all your expenses, plus a small profit.

    3) Profit!

  186. No, sorry, you are wrong by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    Wrong. You will subconciously recognize the brands on your next shopping trip and YOU WILL be more likely to buy them. Given the choice between a brand you "know" and a complete unknown, you will go for the "known", even if your "knowledge" of that product is through commercials you never paid attention to.

    This is only correct if you let it be correct. You're not a fucking robot--use your head and think when you spend money and believe it or not, you can control what you buy and how much, despite any unconscious impulses. I have lots of emotions and impulses I don't follow through on every day--telling off the boss, punching the jerk, asking out the hottie (I'm engaged), etc. Reason and self control are part of what sets us apart from animals.

    If adverts don't work, why are they so common and expensive?

    Ridiculous logic, if you can call it that at all. You're simply assuming what you're arguing. "If my tiger-repelling rock doesn't work, why don't we see any tigers around here??"

    Hell, they even test the ads at 2x and 4x normal speed, to ensure that the logo and possibly the message are intact.

    They can test them all they want. I'm living proof that ads don't have to have an effect on what you buy. Thousands of people do it every day. I reject the "victim status" that I don't have control over my life, that the big bad advertisements will make me do what I don't want to.

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    1. Re:No, sorry, you are wrong by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      You're not a fucking robot--use your head and think when you spend money and believe it or not, you can control what you buy and how much, despite any unconscious impulses.

      Nonsense. Almost everything you do is driven by unconscious impulses. Finding a mate, getting a better job etc are all driven by the same desires that have been running our lives since the cavemen days.

      So, when you look at a package, does your mind go along the following lines: "oh, that might be what I want. Oh wait, the eyes of the person on the box picture look odd. Oh, I get it, they've made her eyes slightly bigger than normal, which is a common marketing technique as it provides a child-like look and people like children. I will not buy that brand as they are trying to trick me!".

      Reason and self control are part of what sets us apart from animals.

      No, you are thinking of cutlery. ;-) In seriousness, I don't see humans as being all that different from animals. Animals have reason and self control, and it's not as if you can argue that humans are the most reasoned and self-controlled beings ever brought into existance. If you disagree, we could turn the topic of conversation to religion, politics and war...

      Ridiculous logic, if you can call it that at all. You're simply assuming what you're arguing. "If my tiger-repelling rock doesn't work, why don't we see any tigers around here??"

      No, it's not the same argument. I use the rock one myself quite often e.g. discussing current events such as terrorism, so I am completely familiar with the concept. And when Lisa first introduced us to it.

      Businesses spend money with the sole purpose of ultimately getting more back. Return on Investment. Properly done commercials pay for themselves many times over. You cannot seriously sit there and suggest that they are ineffective, because all of the research suggests otherwise. Brand awareness is completely sub-concious. You will chose the brands you are familiar with, even if you only became aware of that brand through an advertisment. Television commericals are especially bad, they use mind-fuck techniques. Some of the things done on every show on US television are banned here in the UK as we don't like companies underhandedly manipulating people. This is not new ground and nothing I'm saying here is revolutionary.

      Just because you are aware of the process, it doesn't make you immune. I'm as much their bitch as anyone else.

      They can test them all they want. I'm living proof that ads don't have to have an effect on what you buy.

      I call BS. OK, probably, you are like me and ads don't get you buying things you wouldn't normally buy. However, you have to eat, right? You drink the odd soda/fruit juice. Go to your kitchen and look through the brands. Ask yourself how many of them advertise and how many don't. Very few people I've asked to do this have found that they are not influenced.

    2. Re:No, sorry, you are wrong by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. Almost everything you do is driven by unconscious impulses. Finding a mate, getting a better job etc are all driven by the same desires that have been running our lives since the cavemen days.

      Yes I am driven to get a mate. That doesn't mean that I fuck the secretary when she flirts with me. I have some self control and can make rational decisions even when they conflict with impulses.

      So, when you look at a package, does your mind go along the following lines: "oh, that might be what I want. Oh wait, the eyes of the person on the box picture look odd. Oh, I get it, they've made her eyes slightly bigger than normal, which is a common marketing technique as it provides a child-like look and people like children. I will not buy that brand as they are trying to trick me!".

      First of all that's not television advertising (subject of this thread), that's packaging. Second, I usually know what I'm looking for, cute eyes or no. Third, if I don't have a brand in mind I'm usually looking at the price not the packaging.

      The power of suggestion only works effectively if you do not have a willful desire already in place. In other words if you're drifting through the store without a clear aim you may be susceptible to suggestion. I try not to drift through life.

      In seriousness, I don't see humans as being all that different from animals. Animals have reason and self control, and it's not as if you can argue that humans are the most reasoned and self-controlled beings ever brought into existance. If you disagree, we could turn the topic of conversation to religion, politics and war...

      I fail to see your point; TV advertising doesn't work very well on animals either.

      Properly done commercials pay for themselves many times over. You cannot seriously sit there and suggest that they are ineffective, because all of the research suggests otherwise.

      Wrong. Research merely suggests that advertising can be effective. It does not suggest that advertising affects the behavior of everyone who sees the advertisement, nor does the business case suggest that it even has to to be considered successful. For an advertisement to be a success, it must simply bring in enough new business to more than offset the cost associated with the ad. In most cases the needle only needs to be moved a little bit--only a small percentage of viewers need to be affected. Advertising by itself almost always produces only marginal results.

      We all have a choice as to whether we are one of those people. To suggest otherwise would be to ignore the world around you. Do you purchase every item you see advertised on TV? Of course not.

      This is not new ground and nothing I'm saying here is revolutionary.

      Argument by assertion, and incorrect to boot. Most academics and advertising professionals would in fact find it pretty revolutionary to learn that they can reach directly into their customers' unconscious and force a buy decision with 100% success.

      Go to your kitchen and look through the brands. Ask yourself how many of them advertise and how many don't.

      Again the tiger and rock. You've simply proven that many companies advertise, not that they are effective at forcing my purchase decision.

      Look, I know where you're coming from. There are plenty of tricks of suggestion that can be played. But there is simply no question that we have ultimate control over our decisions of what and what not to buy.

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  187. Re:Quite frankly, by generic-man · · Score: 1

    I remember seeing that on Spike TV and Oxygen (the Oprah network) shortly after they launched. I don't think they kept the ad ticker for long. Sports networks love to sell sponsorship on the ticker during, say, "NFL Countdown Delivered By UPS Live From FedEx Field"* though.

    * Actual show title on ESPN

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