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Plastic Packages Cause Injuries, Revolt

massysett writes "Everybody has been frustrated by plastic retail packaging that's nearly impossible to open. New toys and electronic gadgets arrive encased in plastic bubbles. Manufacturers say the packages protect goods and make them look nice, but opening them can be difficult enough to cause injuries that land people in the emergency room. Manufacturers have an appropriate term for the frustration: wrap rage. One man even invented a cutter designed specifically for cracking open plastic clamshells."

533 comments

  1. What do other people do? by ummit · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've sure wondered about this. The only reasonable way I've found of opening "modern" plastic packaging is with a pair of aviation snips (i.e. compound-leverage sheet-metal cutters). They work great, but what do people do who don't have them sitting right there in the top compartment of the toolbox in a corner of their living room? And why haven't there been any personal-injury lawsuits yet from all the people who've tried using a box-cutter or other sharp knife, which always gouges out sideways in a wickedly unpredictable and unsafe way?

    1. Re:What do other people do? by Ninjaesque+One · · Score: 1, Interesting

      There is now only one question left, for those whose pilgrimage have led them this long way through the endless tubes of the Internets:

      Where does one acquire these aviation snips?

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    2. Re:What do other people do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You can order online and they'll arrive at your door..........in a nice, shiny, plastic clamshell

    3. Re:What do other people do? by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

      Where does one acquire these aviation snips?

      Some basic tin snips should work fine, you can get them at Home Depot in the tools section for $10-20.

    4. Re:What do other people do? by Numbah+One · · Score: 5, Funny

      Lightsaber.

    5. Re:What do other people do? by Urza9814 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ...scissors.
      I've never had an injury from one of these things. I have a small pair of school scissors (like, 3 or 4 inches long) that work great. Never had a cut from one of these, never had a problem opening 'em. Personally I don't see the big deal. Aviation snips seems quite a bit extreme to me, 'cause I have yet to find a simple pair of scissors that won't do (Though I did once snap the handle off a pair with it. But it was a cheap pair anyways. I caulked it. It's still in my drawer.)

    6. Re:What do other people do? by sherlocktk · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      If the Knife is good and sharp you can easily control where it goes. The real problem here is people using dull knifes. My swiss army which I sharpen every 2 weeks on my electric kitchen sharpener works perfect for opening this stuff. The only downside is I need to buy a new knife every couple of years when it gets low. But there is nothing like a sharp knife. Just think of the sharpness on a good knife when its new. Thats what you get again and again.

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    7. Re:What do other people do? by hurfy · · Score: 1

      EMT scissors made for cutting seatbelts and stuff :)
      Cuts anything up to and including pennies.

      Being in the medical supply industry i wonder how people get by without a drawer full of surgical instruments :)

      Still hate the damn packaging tho.

      PS
      Aviation grade wire rocks :) hehe dad had a flight school/repairshop/avionics shop when i was young and wired up my train layout with leftovers from closing the avionics part :)

    8. Re:What do other people do? by peragrin · · Score: 1

      I actually keep a utility knife handy. I can zip through 3 of the four sides in seconds and I don't hurt myself or others. barring a knife, I sharp scissors are always around.

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    9. Re:What do other people do? by Ninja_Popsicle · · Score: 4, Informative

      You can also get a pair of curved sissors used for cutting R/C car bodys at a hobby shop for around $5. I use them all the time and find them to be quite effective. I remember there was also a Penny-Arcade strip about this "issue", but I can't find it at the moment. Meh..

    10. Re:What do other people do? by bitflip · · Score: 2, Funny

      why haven't there been any personal-injury lawsuits yet from all the people who've tried using a box-cutter or other sharp knife, which always gouges out sideways in a wickedly unpredictable and unsafe way

      Excellent. I was wondering how I'd pay for Christmas, and now I know...

    11. Re:What do other people do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing beats a good swiss army knife. Two slices and you are done.

      Anyways, if ever I meet the person who thought about this stupid clamshell idea - I just want to cut his balls with the same Swiss Army knife.

    12. Re:What do other people do? by kfg · · Score: 1

      what do people do who don't have them sitting right there in the top compartment of the toolbox in a corner of their living room?

      I'm looking for a woman with a chainsaw. Please send picture . . . of chainsaw.

      KFG

    13. Re:What do other people do? by megaditto · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Cuts anything up to and including pennies.
      Yeah very funny. Except that it is a federal offence to deface the United States' currency
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    14. Re:What do other people do? by Osty · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My swiss army which I sharpen every 2 weeks on my electric kitchen sharpener works perfect for opening this stuff.

      Your poor knife!

      The only downside is I need to buy a new knife every couple of years when it gets low.

      Duh. You're sharpening the blade way more often than necessary, and in such a way that you're probably removing way too much material each time as well. I doubt your knife needs to be sharpened more than once every six months, if even that much. Instead, you should buy a honing steel to keep your knife edge "true". A honing steel doesn't sharpen, but it can make your knife seem sharper because it's straightening out the sharp edge that may have been blunted from previous cuttings. In most cases, a "dull" knife actually just has a blunted edge that can be restored with honing.

    15. Re:What do other people do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah very funny. Except that it is a federal offence to deface the United States' currency


      Oh, bullshit. It's a federal offense to deface money and they try to use it as currency. Ever see those penny-bending machines that trailer trash likes to buy for souvenirs? Don't you think by now somebody would have noticed all these instruments of federal crime strewn about all over the place? Now, trying to spend that penny would be a different matter.

    16. Re:What do other people do? by damiangerous · · Score: 1

      No, it's not. At least not unless you're doing something fraudulent.

    17. Re:What do other people do? by Planesdragon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      psst... if you learn how to sharpen that knife, or pay someone else to do it, it'll last a lot longer than "every couple of years."

    18. Re:What do other people do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boxcutter. Super-sharp. You can get a lot of torque on one for a very clean and careful cut. It does leave a sharp edge on the plastic, but if you make an attempt to consider the cut that's not really a problem. If you use it properly there's no chance of hurting one's self.

    19. Re:What do other people do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG I've always wondered how many people end up cutting themselves trying to open these things. I use a pair of sharpies and it kind of sucks sometimes. In the past I've tried tin snips and yard cutters. For some bizzare reason the cutters suck at cutting plastic and the tin snips are too slow. I thought about box cutters but they always seem to drift and they might nick whats inside. Sharpies seem to work the best for me. I suspect the best solution is an industrial laser :)

    20. Re:What do other people do? by Carnildo · · Score: 1
      Except that it is a federal offence to deface the United States' currency


      No, it is a federal offense to deface the United States' currency with fraudulent intent. It's a very different thing.
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    21. Re:What do other people do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got an old pair of sheep shears I inherited from my grandfather. Those suckers cut through anything.

    22. Re:What do other people do? by gwyrdd+benyw · · Score: 4, Interesting

      After paying for the item in the store, take it to the customer service counter (or just ask the person at the register) to open it for you (use some excuse like "I have a hand injury and am not too good with scissors right now", if you like). Let the retailer realize just how awful the packaging is.

      I've done this a few times when faced with particularly annoying packaging. Once, they actually damaged the merchandise trying to get it out, so gave me a new one. (I doubt they would have done that had I damaged it myself.)

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    23. Re:What do other people do? by LindseyJ · · Score: 1

      EMT Scissors be damned. If you're going that far, why not go the extra mile and just get the Jaws of Life? Probably work better, too.

    24. Re:What do other people do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The definitive book on sharpening:

      http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Guide-Sharpening-Le onard-Lee/dp/1561581259/

      Worth every cent too.

    25. Re:What do other people do? by camperdave · · Score: 5, Funny

      My lightsabre is still sealed in its wretched clamshell. No wonder real Jedi make their own.

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    26. Re:What do other people do? by Killall+-9+Bash · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or go to the dollar store and get those indestructible scissors that "As seen on TV!" can cut through a penny.

      BTW, the plastic clam-shell packaging doesn't piss me off as much as DVD and CD packaging. There's nothing that starts the pounding in my head like the "Peel here" tab that can't be peeled, complete with too-strong glue that forces you to choose between cutting it along the seam with a razor blade and leaving it, or cutting it and then peeling it off from the unglued center, warping and stretching your brand new $23 DVD packaging. (Lets face facts here, I'm paying for the convenience of the packaging (which includes the DVD itself AND the case), not the movie itself, which is available for free (minus ISP costs) online).

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    27. Re:What do other people do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I use a pair of sharpies and it kind of sucks sometimes.


      How in the world do you use two markers to open up plastic packages?
    28. Re:What do other people do? by ummit · · Score: 1
      After paying for the item in the store, take it to the customer service counter to open it for you...

      Now that is absolutely brilliant! A tip o' the hat, clever sir!

    29. Re:What do other people do? by eggoeater · · Score: 2, Funny
    30. Re:What do other people do? by Mex · · Score: 1

      Seconding this!

      When I bought a 1gb SD card for my vacation, the nice lady at the counter offered to open it for me. Thankfully I said "Sure, thanks", and she pulled out a gigantic pair of scissors, and spent a couple of minutes struggling with the packaging, to finally hand me the tiny sd card.

      I, as a tourist, would have NEVER opened the damn packaging with my bare hands alone (and I didn't have a razor or anything nearby).

    31. Re:What do other people do? by Ledsock · · Score: 5, Informative

      The Penny Arcade strip can be found here

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    32. Re:What do other people do? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Very often, the "box cutters" have a setting that allows only a tiny corner of the blade to protrude. It's actually a pretty safe way to open a package. I put that in quotes because I've used them a lot, but never to cut boxes, unless these plastic things count.

    33. Re:What do other people do? by sporkmonger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      14" razor-sharp Bowie-style knife works almost as well, though you have to begin with a more of a stab than a slice, since the edges are the most reinforced part of those packages.

    34. Re:What do other people do? by shotgunefx · · Score: 1

      Funny you mention that. I usually use a pair of Weiss metal snips and sometimes it's still difficult (the plastic is thin enough to fold). I was cursing this shit the other day trying to extract a pair of headphones. I've got a broken hand at the moment and I was trying not to gash the one left.

      I hate people who sue over stupid shit, but I was thinking to myself that it would be nice if someone did and the bubble disappeared.

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    35. Re:What do other people do? by DirePickle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not saying this is a bad idea, because it's likely that the retailer does have a nice heavy-duty pair of scissors somewhere, but I do take issue with something.

      Let the retailer realize just how awful the packaging is.

      The people working at the retailer are normal human beings that also buy things at stores. They know how horrible the packaging is, and the person that will be opening your package has absolutely nothing to do with it.

    36. Re:What do other people do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Section 331 of Title 18 of the United States code provides criminal penalties for anyone who "fraudulently alters, defaces, mutilates impairs, diminishes, falsifies, scales, or lightens any of the coins coined at the Mints of the United States."
    37. Re:What do other people do? by kennygraham · · Score: 5, Funny

      (Lets face facts here, I'm paying for the convenience of the packaging (which includes the DVD itself AND the case), not the movie itself, which is available for free (minus ISP costs) online).

      I would like to humbly thank you for properly nesting your parentheses. You, sir, are truly a programmer.

    38. Re:What do other people do? by anagama · · Score: 1

      If everyone is too busy opening packages to stock shelves, sweep floors, or checkout customers, the store manager/owner surely will notice becuase they'll have to hire more people.

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    39. Re:What do other people do? by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      I use either Sewing Scissors or a pocket knife. I think I've also sliced my fingers open on the plastic before.

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    40. Re:What do other people do? by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      I use heavy duty cooking shears myself. They'll go through damn near any plastic and they're also the best way I've found to crack into king crab legs.

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    41. Re:What do other people do? by Killall+-9+Bash · · Score: 0, Troll

      Nothing pisses me off more than 2 open's and one close, but improper use of quotation marks in a multi-paragraph quote comes close.

      punctuation nazis > spelling or grammar nazis. =)

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    42. Re:What do other people do? by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I use a good pair of regular household scissors.

      No, not the kind that are stamped sheet metal that are popular now. The kind that are forged steel. Not that hard to find. And they work fine for cutting the welded seams on this sort of packaging. That's really all you need to do is cut away the welded seams. Which are right out on the edge of the packaging.

      I like this form of packaging, because once you know how to open it, if you need to return an item, everything just slides back into the hard form of the package. You only cut the welds off one or at most two edges.

    43. Re:What do other people do? by Sam+Nitzberg · · Score: 1

      Open with a Nuclear Pumped Laser...
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_pumped_laser

    44. Re:What do other people do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christ-forbid some of these dinks who can't even open a plastic package should try to rip the lid off a cup of scalding-hot coffee... Then again, I'd PAY to watch 'em fail at it.

    45. Re:What do other people do? by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      you're supposed to open the clamshell with your mind and levitate the light saber to your hand, young jedi

    46. Re:What do other people do? by Firehed · · Score: 4, Interesting

      An Open X comes in a Ziploc bag and was created for the purpose of murde^H^H^H^H^Hopening this type of packaging.

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    47. Re:What do other people do? by Ethan+Allison · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I like this form of packaging, because once you know how to open it, if you need to return an item, everything just slides back into the hard form of the package. You only cut the welds off one or at most two edges. Taking that a step further, you can use the package to protect fragile products. I had a pair of nice headphones that got killed in my bag quite fast, but after I exchanged them and used the packaging for armor, the new pair remains intact.
    48. Re:What do other people do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      open's

      Lord.

      That should be opens. If you want to be a grammar/punctuation/etc. Nazi at least get your own post right.

    49. Re:What do other people do? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      I can't open the childproof cap on my midichlorian pills. Why do you think I got the light sabre in the first place?

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    50. Re:What do other people do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, you fail at being a grammar nazi.

      The proper way to nest parens in english is to change the inner ones to square brackets.

    51. Re:What do other people do? by sacrilicious · · Score: 4, Funny
      I would like to humbly thank you for properly nesting your parentheses.

      Here's a tough problem I agonize over, and wonder if you'd have an opinion. Let's say you write something in parens and it's funny enough to warrant a smiley face. Can/should the paren for the smiley's mouth count as the closing paren? In other words, is it better to do "(that was funny:)" or "(that was funny:))"?

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    52. Re:What do other people do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say that the ":)" is a single entity and therefore the ")" from the smiley is not considered part of the parenthetical structure.

    53. Re:What do other people do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly the latter.

    54. Re:What do other people do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kind of strange. So is it more of a crime to pain a penny silver and try to use it as a dime, than to just mint your own silver-colored coins and try to use them as dimes?

    55. Re:What do other people do? by Neoncow · · Score: 1

      Use whitespace after the smiley. (like so :) )

    56. Re:What do other people do? by supertoad · · Score: 2, Informative

      i use a small utility knife. cut around the border of the packaging, from the back, just inside the seam. you only need to cut through one layer of plastic, and only about halfway around. then you can just fold down the back and pull out the product.

    57. Re:What do other people do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha! well I'm gonna go cut a penny in half and intend on doing something EVIL!!! hahahah!!!

    58. Re:What do other people do? by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful
      An Open X comes in a Ziploc bag ...

      I think The kitchen shears I have, about $1, are powerful and sharp enough, and as safe. For more heavyweight use, gardening shears. Ultimately, woodworking tools. The idea that you have to use a certified "package opening tool" is just more consumerism. If you don't have any of those, at least $6 isn't extortionate.

    59. Re:What do other people do? by 1u3hr · · Score: 3, Funny
      2 open's and one close

      I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume this is ironic.

    60. Re:What do other people do? by Firehed · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've broken scissors opening blister packs. I think $5 for a tool designed for this purpose is more than fair, especially considering that the broken scissors cost more than that in the first place. The idea of using gardening shears (the giant hedge trimmers immediately came to mind, but I realized that's not what you meant) seems a bit nuts, and in any case is a kludge - you'll still end up with jagged edges and all that dangerous nonsense. These, in theory, leave your product package in a reasonably safe condition that won't cause a guilt trip if it needs to be returned.

      Plus, in the upcoming holiday spirit, they'd make great cheap stocking-stuffers.

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    61. Re:What do other people do? by peegeefmc · · Score: 1

      those bone heavy duty scissors one gets with a decent set of knives works well too.

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    62. Re:What do other people do? by dthree · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have the OpenX, it came in the exact kind of package that it is designed to open which said "this is the last plastic package you wil struggle to open". I don't think it does that great a job anyway, I prefer regular kitchen scissors.

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    63. Re:What do other people do? by sowth · · Score: 1

      Lets face facts here, I'm paying for the convenience of the packaging (which includes the DVD itself AND the case), not the movie itself, which is available for free (minus ISP costs) online

      I hate to tell you this, but you can get the packaging for free too. Just go down to the store you buy it and slip it in your pocket, walk outside. Just don't get caught, and it is free! (minus costs for gas)

    64. Re:What do other people do? by k8to · · Score: 1

      In the genearal case, learn to use dashes. Dashes put words aside, parens whisper. For this kind of usage, the dash often does what you need better than parens.

      For the case where parens are appropriate, I just end the paren with :). People are smart enough to figure it out.

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    65. Re:What do other people do? by eggsovereasy · · Score: 1

      I've gotten some that have a perforation on the back so you just pull on a tab and the back comes right off so I can take my item. I wish they were all like that because the retailer gets all the benefits of the dumb package and I get none of the pain.

    66. Re:What do other people do? by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      I lost track after, "convenience of the packaging".

    67. Re:What do other people do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually killed my laptop with a Lightsaber x_x

    68. Re:What do other people do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The retailer has no control over the packaging the manufacturer puts on the product in most cases. Really only walmart has enough power over manufacturers to make them package things differently.

    69. Re:What do other people do? by Heidistein · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and in what packigetype does this tool come, huh?
      Visual circle, anyone?

    70. Re:What do other people do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually sent myself to the emergency room opening one of these packages. It was a leatherman, I managed to get the tool itself out but then used the very sharp new blade to get the instructions. Cut a finger half off. Took months before I could bend it properly again. Never even thought to sue. Suppose I'm not American enough eh ;)? Got a nice scar out of it at least.

    71. Re:What do other people do? by greenrd · · Score: 1

      You mean vicious circle, not visual circle. HTH.

    72. Re:What do other people do? by renoX · · Score: 1

      Not true: RTFA, the article said that reseller ask for 'hard to open' package to avoid thief.

      So I think that the GP is brilliant, but it'll only work if many customers do it.

    73. Re:What do other people do? by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      If you look around in the community of 'Star Wars Collectables' you will find people who are screaming, spitting mad that the light sabre they bought on eBay, which was described as 'mint condition', had a small crease in the cardboard backing on the bottom left corner of the blister pack.

    74. Re:What do other people do? by dandman · · Score: 1

      Heh. Vicious cycle that is...

    75. Re:What do other people do? by CoderBob · · Score: 1

      I used to work at a retail store that would empty one CD case for Playstation games (the original, not the PS2 DVD-style) for use as the display model. We found that once you get the accursed shrink wrap off, the best way to deal with that strip of tape across the top was to open the jewel case like you would seperate the two halves (start at the part away from the tape, of course). Carefully pull on the flap of the "front" of the case until it is free from the back, and unfold the entire case vertically so the tape is the hinge point. Once that happens, you can peel the case from the tape in one go (usually).

      As for the freaking shrink wrap, if you have a table with a "sharp" edge nearby, take the case and run the more "rugged" side of it along the edge of the table lengthwise (so the narrow portion of the face is intersecting the line of the edge). Usually the shrink wrap will bunch and then tear, allowing you easy access to the contents.

      As for DVD cases, a small amount of heat will often soften the glue, allowing removal without stretching the clear plastic.

    76. Re:What do other people do? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      In English text, rather than nesting parentheses, I find that using brackets or braces for the inner sets is clearer.

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    77. Re:What do other people do? by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      I had to repair my Swiss Army Knife just last week. It wasn't the blade, it was the case.

      I had set it down on a table where there was a small pool of PVC cement (the goo you use to cement pieces of PVC pipe together) and the cement ate into and deformed the red plastic side of the knife casing. Luckily there is a bunch of small pieces of sandpaper in one of the cabinets of the model shop at work, and I was able to take out the pitting with coarse paper, and there was even a piece of 1200 grit (!) paper to give it the original smooth finish.

      Good pocket knives are only replaced when lost or stolen.

    78. Re:What do other people do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More than fair?? How in the hell is it possibly fair that I have to spend money to open something that I have already paid for? What would be fair would be to put the damn thing in packaging that I can open for free.

    79. Re:What do other people do? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Many complaints add up. If a hundred small and medium size retailers tell (preferably in writing) a manufacturer "some people aren't buying your product because a competitor's package is easier to open" the manufacturer will take notice.

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    80. Re:What do other people do? by kehren77 · · Score: 1

      uh... regular old scissors have always don the trick for me. Otherwise a box cutter, pocket knife or utility knife. There's always a ton of extra plastic around whatever you purchased, so damage to the product is rarely a concern.

    81. Re:What do other people do? by nihaopaul · · Score: 1

      luckily we are talking about a man here not a woman, since man is logical... - if only i could understand my wife.

    82. Re:What do other people do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Tell me about it. I buy food wrapped in metal all the time. I can't tell you how many scissors and knifes I'd ruined before I finally gave in to the scam that is: the can opener cartel.

    83. Re:What do other people do? by GarrettZilla · · Score: 1

      What if you stick your lightsaber into a mirror - does it reflect back?

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    84. Re:What do other people do? by wkk2 · · Score: 1

      The best answer: Ask the sales clerk to open the package. It's better if the injury is on the store's workmans comp.

    85. Re:What do other people do? by Akaihiryuu · · Score: 1

      Tin snips (the things you use to cut the metal bands holding lumber, shingles, etc on skids, you will see these all over the place in the lumber dept of Lowe's and Home Depot) work well too.

    86. Re:What do other people do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But not a "pro. GRAMMAR", otherwise he'd type:

      "(Lets face facts here, I'm paying for the convenience of the packaging [which includes the DVD itself AND the case], not the movie itself, which is available for free [minus ISP costs] online)"

      I have too much time on my hands...

    87. Re:What do other people do? by Zerbey · · Score: 1

      I use the pair of kitchen scissor I bought at the store for about $1.50. Cut across the top, then down one side. Then it's open.

    88. Re:What do other people do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use these heavy duty scissors that were included with a computer tool kit I once bought. I love these things, they'll cut through anything! I can snip through RG-213 coax like it's nothing. I also use them for opening everything they insist on locking away in the plastic from hell. ;)

      They'll even take care of the plastic junk on the CDs when they forget to take them off at the checkout. Not that I've bought any CDs in quite a while...

    89. Re:What do other people do? by Gnavpot · · Score: 1
      Yeah, and in what packigetype does this tool come, huh?
      Visual circle, anyone?

      Actually, I think the correct description in this case is Catch-22: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catch-22_(logic).

      From the Wikipedia page:
      "Catch-22 is a term, coined by Joseph Heller's novel Catch-22, describing a general situation in which an individual has to accomplish two actions which are mutually dependent on the other action being completed first"
    90. Re:What do other people do? by keytoe · · Score: 1

      Considering more and more software these days will actually turn your smiley into a graphic, using the 'mouth' as your closing paren will cause the sentence to be rendered 'unclosed'. Because of this, I've gotten in the habit of NOT counting the 'mouth' as the closing paren. Of course, this looks funny when you're working in pure plain text, but the developer in me prefers to think of the smiley as its own token (a diacritical, in effect).

    91. Re:What do other people do? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I've sliced myself a few times on the sharp edges of the PLASTIC CLAMSHELL itself, whilst trying to disengage its deathgrip on whatever contents. Sometimes there isn't a good way to cut around the contents, either -- they're too close to the "weld" areas.

      I've already decided that next time I cut myself seriously enough to need a bandaid, it's time to sue 'em for negligence. Because to someone else it might not be just a bandaid-cut, it could be a severed artery in a child's finger or wrist, and that could be fatal.

      And besides, they've pissed me off once too often already.

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    92. Re:What do other people do? by DeadChobi · · Score: 1

      I spent $10 on a set of titanium scissors, large and small, to use in popping the zip ties off my case for an install. They work great at slicing through clamshell packaging. And yes, they're real titanium. I can scratch my steel knives with them.

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    93. Re:What do other people do? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I've long regarded the basic smiley as a combined closing tag for both punctuation and parentheses (like this :)

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    94. Re:What do other people do? by Lumpio- · · Score: 1

      Nah, DVD packaging is easy to open. Just pierce the plastic with a screwdriver or something at the indentation on the side you use to open the case and rip the plastic off. The actual DVD holder has sometimes proved to be more problematic, with center tabs that require you to use so much force that bends the DVD or DVD indentations that are half a millimeter too small for the DVD...

    95. Re:What do other people do? by muleboy · · Score: 1

      Same here, I use sheet-metal shears. It's really the only safe way because fighting those sharp plastic edges with regular scissors has to be dangerous. To the other replies to this thread who say school scissors are plenty: you obviously haven't gotten some of the packages I have. I'm talking about plastic so thick that it slows me down with sheet-metal shears, which are the strongest shears made. I have broken handles and pivot bolts on regular Fiskars shears trying to cut the stuff.

    96. Re:What do other people do? by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      (Lets face facts here, I'm paying for the convenience of the packaging [which includes the DVD itself AND the case], not the movie itself, which is available for free [minus ISP costs] online).

      I would like to humbly thank you for properly nesting your parentheses. You, sir, are truly a programmer.
      People dispute my English Major Cred.. So I provided the above correct brackets.

    97. Re:What do other people do? by pentalive · · Score: 1

      (:^) like that?)

      [like this :^)]

      (like this (^: )

    98. Re:What do other people do? by OmniBeing · · Score: 1

      You have an electric kitchen sharpener?

      What ever for? I've heard of dull decorating, but very few people desire sharper edges in their kitchen. Your counters must be able to slice through tomatoes and pipe and still stay sharp!

      Now, if you had an electric knife sharpener, that would make more sense. Each to their own I guess.

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    99. Re:What do other people do? by Tars+Tarkas · · Score: 1

      A few months ago I bought a Leatherman Core, and was dismayed to find that it had a serrated blade that I was sure I would never use. A couple of weeks ago, going through the usual frustration of opening one of these packages, I tried the serrated blade, and I was amazed at how easily it solved the problem. Now my least used blade has become my most valued one. It works like magic, and I always have it in my pocket.

    100. Re:What do other people do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      An Open X comes in a Ziploc bag and was created for the purpose of murde^H^H^H^H^Hopening this type of packaging.


      I will respond to your asinine and illiterate post with a similar one:

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      There, analyse that dickface. As a happy accident in the course of creating this post I coined the following word: sliurgsarse. I think it aptly describes the type of dipshit who posts such illiterate and memetic shit.
    101. Re:What do other people do? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I think you've documented the emoticon contraction.

      And how does Firefox not have 'emoticon' in its dictionary...?

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    102. Re:What do other people do? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I've already decided that next time I cut myself seriously enough to need a bandaid, it's time to sue 'em for negligence. Because to someone else it might not be just a bandaid-cut, it could be a severed artery in a child's finger or wrist, and that could be fatal.

      I'm just surprised the mesothelioma guy hasn't jumped on the class action yet.

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    103. Re:What do other people do? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Which guy is that?

      I do think it's a-coming for these clamshells, tho, considering the hand surgeon's remarks reported here.

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    104. Re:What do other people do? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      And here's another question:

      Howcom sometimes the emoticon alone suffices to end-punctuate a sentence, and sometimes it doesn't? Each "sounds different" as I type or read it, but I haven't formulated a Rule yet.

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    105. Re:What do other people do? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Which guy is that?

      Oh, there's a laywer who advertises on Blue-Screen TV on low-cost timeslots saying, roughly, "have you or anyone you know ever looked at, seen, or heard about asbestoes? Then you may be entitled to a cash settlement. Call this 800 number."

      I'm sure I'm exaggerating and paraphrasing.

      But if he can get $10 for every package sold to date and send you a coupon for a free french fries at McDonald's, he'd go for it.

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    106. Re:What do other people do? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      And that's what I don't like about class action suits. The lawyer makes a killing, everyone else gets nothing, corp insurance rates go up to no benefit, consumer costs go up...

      Sometimes there is harm and a company needs to be bitchslapped for it, but I'd like to see the lawyer get exactly the same payment as the members of the class. That might cure the problem. :)

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    107. Re:What do other people do? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      but I'd like to see the lawyer get exactly the same payment as the members of the class. That might cure the problem. :)

      Indeed, that might be a good patch. Unfortunately, nobody seems to have filed a bug on this yet. They've disabled 'everyone' rights in the system so only developers can file bugs.

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    108. Re:What do other people do? by yargevad · · Score: 1

      I use my Spyderco or Leatherman, plus brute force!

  2. just had this happen by yagu · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I just had this happen... I find the plastic wrap not only dangerous to me to remove, but it can be difficult to get the product out of the packaging sometime without damaging it.

    I just bought a mini-jack to RCA cable by Dynex. I cut carefully around the edge and when separating the clamshell halves nearly cut myself on the hard sharp plastic... what the heck? Not an unusual occurance with today's annoying packaging but I've gotten pretty good at it. The problem with this package?

    Turns out, there was an inner-shell piece "cleverly" designed to hold the ends of the cable in display in middle of the package, a third piece of plastic I couldn't see, and didn't anticipate. In extracting the cable (finally!) the edge of one of the plastics nicked the exterior of the cable... no harm, no foul I guess, but a tug a little harder or in a slightly different direction and the cable could have been compromised.

    Also had a remote control I bought for my Dad a couple of months ago. I easily navigated the surrounding plastic and strategically popped out the remote only to find what had appeared to be a cardboard insert was instead the user's manual now cut in half replete with pages of remote codes (for universal remote). So, I had to tape the manual back together to look up the codes.

    Throw into the rage mix CD packaging, infuriating! I've had CD jewel cases damaged in the process of freeing my music. And how annoying that "pull" tape holding the jewel case shut! It's almost impossible to remove cleanly and even if you get it off there's almost always some annoying residue.

    I don't know if the intent is to be clever with packaging, prevent theft, but it's gotten so bad I have started factoring in how much pain the packaging looks to promise vs. how much I want the product. Sounds silly, but after a few plastic cuts for a couple of two-buck knick knacks...

    1. Re:just had this happen by Afecks · · Score: 3, Funny

      How about when are trying to force something open and your hand slips making you hit yourself in the face? Do you give your hand a look of betrayal like I do?

    2. Re:just had this happen by johndierks · · Score: 1

      I remove the plastic wrap by running the edge of the cd along the edge of a counter, and then peeling it off. The white sticker on the top edge is removed by unhinging the front case by prying the bottom tab up, and then rotating the front case overt the top. This allows peeling the whole white sticker away at once.

      If you can imagine trying to remove the cd with out tearing the white label sticker, you'll understand how it's done.

    3. Re:just had this happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A simple trick is to remove the hinges on the CD case. Tape comes off very clean and is fast.

    4. Re:just had this happen by penix1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      "I don't know if the intent is to be clever with packaging, prevent theft, but it's gotten so bad I have started factoring in how much pain the packaging looks to promise vs. how much I want the product. Sounds silly, but after a few plastic cuts for a couple of two-buck knick knacks..."

      There are reasons to use these plastic gimmicks;

      1) It is easy to package and can be done mechanically.
      2) It is difficult for a thief to nick it.
      3) It is bulky so if the thief stuffs it in their pocket, it is easily identifiable.
      4) Items in it stay where they were put when encased. This prevents damage when shipping as well as makes display uniform.

      and lastly...
      5) Nobody really has taken corporate management to task for this so reasons 1-4 outweigh 5.

      The only question I got is does the plastic really need to be that thick?

      B.

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    5. Re:just had this happen by bgivnin · · Score: 1

      "The white sticker on the top edge is removed by unhinging the front case by prying the bottom tab up, and then rotating the front case overt the top. This allows peeling the whole white sticker away at once."

      I learned that trick a few years back when Blockbuster Music was still around. They used that method to open new CD's for customers to listen to before buying. I've been using that trick ever since. :)

    6. Re:just had this happen by alchemy101 · · Score: 1

      Try some olive oil to remove. I know it sounds stupid but if you can take apart the CD case, put a bit of oil onto a cloth and give the residue a hard rub, then put it under hot water the residue comes right off.

      You can buy some stuff that is made of olive oil and some other stuff that is designed to remove these sticker glue left overs (and is much easier to use), but I've always found that my way works too (as long as you can take apart your cd case).

    7. Re:just had this happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      As you found the point isn't anti-theft. It is to damage the product. Chances are that if you ruin it that you'll buy a replacement. We found that when selling products to Circuit City that they required us to change our packaging to make it nearly impossible to remove our product without damaging it. We had a good number complaints about that, but management has ignored them so far because we need Circuit City.

    8. Re:just had this happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Mod parent up. I was going to post this myself but decided to read first to avoid a redundant. Anyway, here's my post:

      Every other post so far under the [grandparent] in this thread is 100% wrong. The correct way to open a CD is to pop the hinges and peel away the tape.

      Likewise, the way to open one of those 100% plastic DVD case is to take a knife (or open blade of scissors) and cut the tape along the opening on the three sides. n.b. Newer DVDs have fancy little tabs you'll have to open which complicate the next step. Open the long edge of the DVD, cutting the tape again if necessary (usually the tape yields once a single perforation has been made). Once the DVD is open, simply peel the tape backwards from the cut on each edge (hint: you'll do this in 6 places). This procedure takes about 20 seconds once you know what you're doing, and it works perfectly. I perfected this procedure when I bought about several dozen DVDs back in 2000, and it has never failed me in over 100 DVD openings.

      Cardboard DVD cases require a bit more care. Cut along the seam on the front of the case, but be careful not to knick the cardboard beneath it. Once you've cut the *entire* seam, carefully open the case and peel the tape backwards from the cut to remove it from the cardboard front.

    9. Re:just had this happen by jlarocco · · Score: 5, Funny
      How about when are trying to force something open and your hand slips making you hit yourself in the face? Do you give your hand a look of betrayal like I do?

      You are much to lenient with your extremeties. I suggest removing the limb immediately. Make your vengeance swift and unmerciful. The hand has openly defied you in the midst of its peers. It has opposed you once, and there is no telling how far it may go next time.

    10. Re:just had this happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy way around the sticker...it only works if there is one sticker.
      1. Pull slightly on the bottom plastic tab to separate the two pieces, then open it upwards like a book (the damned sticker acting like the spine.)
      2. Now you can slowly pull the cover of the cd case away from the sticker.
      3. Finally pull the sticker off the back of the other half of the cd case. I rarely get any residue this way.

      You can sometimes do this with DVD cases, only if there is one sticker at the top of the case.
      1. Open the case, yes the top will stay together and resist.
      2. With your left hand (holding the part that contains useless crap like scenes) bend the dvd case downwards, you should hear the sticker separate away...

    11. Re:just had this happen by Odin+The+Ravager · · Score: 1, Funny
    12. Re:just had this happen by David+Nabbit · · Score: 1

      2) It is difficult for a thief to nick it.
      3) It is bulky so if the thief stuffs it in their pocket, it is easily identifiable. Thieves don't need to steal the packaging, just what's in it. They just slash the packaging open with a razor.
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    13. Re:just had this happen by FunkeyMonk · · Score: 1
      I don't know if the intent is to be clever with packaging, prevent theft, but it's gotten so bad I have started factoring in how much pain the packaging looks to promise vs. how much I want the product. Sounds silly, but after a few plastic cuts for a couple of two-buck knick knacks...
      If a few minutes frustration is enough to keep you from buying something, then it's clear you don't need it. The packaging is doing you a favor! Fight the ravages of Affluenza, people.
    14. Re:just had this happen by finity · · Score: 1

      Also had a remote control I bought for my Dad a couple ofmonths ago. I easily navigated the surrounding plastic andstrategically popped out the remote only to find what hadappeared to be a cardboard insert was instead the user's manual now cut in halfreplete with pages of remote codes (for universal remote). So, Ihad to tape the manual back together to look up the codes.

      I've cut my share of manuals in half too... Both because the knife slipped, and because I just didn't know it was there. I usually just take off across the top of the plastic with some scissors, and some manufacturers like to put manuals up there...

    15. Re:just had this happen by qzulla · · Score: 1

      Maybe that is why the Circuit City in my town closed.

      qz

    16. Re:just had this happen by grudgelord · · Score: 1

      I had almost the exact same experience some time back. The remote was in a thermally sealed clamshell package so I used a set of shears to slice the package open only to discover that the hidden manual (with all the codes) had been sliced in half and fell, like confetti, to the floor. I've also nearly destroyed a few items (as well as myself) during the attempt to extract them from the packaging.

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    17. Re:just had this happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod that +6 funny@

    18. Re:just had this happen by penix1 · · Score: 1

      "Thieves don't need to steal the packaging, just what's in it. They just slash the packaging open with a razor."

      And the noise it creates as well as the obviously cut up package they leave behind makes it far easier to catch them than if it was not in the packaging.

      B.

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    19. Re:just had this happen by bxbaser · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hate when that happens, but the makeup sex is the best.

    20. Re:just had this happen by Agripa · · Score: 1

      I wonder how the TSA security screeners handle this. I have the vision of a traveller picking up their luggage and discovering all of their christmas gifts destroyed so that TSA could check them for explosives with a little note left behind saying, "Nothing found. TSA."

    21. Re:just had this happen by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      Thieves don't need to steal the packaging, just what's in it.

      The resale value on eBay or at the local flea market is greater if it's still in the original sealed package.

    22. Re:just had this happen by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      In almost no instance does the contents of the manual matter, anyway.

      Usually they are a little insert that describes which end of the SD memory card to push into your camera. Duh.

    23. Re:just had this happen by David+Nabbit · · Score: 1

      No doubt. That doesn't stop people from doing it though. At the retailer where I worked over the summer, pretty much every day I worked I would find empty packaging slashed open, stashed somewhere out of place. This was with security cameras, store detectives, and employees and customers all over the place.

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    24. Re:just had this happen by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      MAybe 1 works but the rest dont.

      I was at a store recently shopping for a digital camera for my daughter. almost ALL of the digitals behind the front one on the locked peg hooks (magenetic ones you cant get the item off without the clerk) were neatly slit and the camera missing.

      what looked like 40 cameras on the shelf was in reality 6. all the ones behind it were long gone slit open with a razor knife.

      This kind of stuff does not slow down a crook. putting it all behind aglass counter will slow them down a little more.

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    25. Re:just had this happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How about when are trying to force something open and your hand slips making you hit yourself in the face? Do you give your hand a look of betrayal like I do?


      You are much to lenient with your extremeties. I suggest removing the limb immediately. Make your vengeance swift and unmerciful. The hand has openly defied you in the midst of its peers. It has opposed you once, and there is no telling how far it may go next time.


      Ash to severed hand: Who's laughing now?!?
  3. Rage? Not quite, but certainly frustrated. by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The stuff that gets me down:

    • CD cases: I've broken a few CD cases trying to get that damn plastic off, just to find the first corner I can get a grip and tear it.
    • DVD cases: Quadruple sealed for the store's protection, FO, consumers, you would be thieves! I've torn the plastic covers on a few thanks to the 2-3 seals around the edges. When the get old, the glue sometimes can be a mess, coming off the back of the plastic.
    • Plastic Clamshells: I've had my share of deep cuts from trying to open these things. The plastic, when cut with a knife can still have edges you could challenge a Ginsu Knife with. Can I sue someone for medical expenses? If I had my camera here I could show you scars.

    Plastic Clamshells

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  4. Recycling by dakirw · · Score: 4, Informative

    Not only are these packages hard to open, many are difficult to recycle. What a waste of petroleum!

    1. Re:Recycling by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Some tell you they are the same plastic as soda bottles. Though the one I just got a new compact flash memory card in didn't bother to say. I just put it all out with the recycleables and trust those people to know what to do with it.

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    2. Re:Recycling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've noticed an increasing number of these packages with recycling codes embossed in them, probably a consequence of EU regulations. The material they're made from is almost invariably PET.

    3. Re:Recycling by maxume · · Score: 1

      1 gallon of gasoline weighs 8 pounds, so the trip to the store is probably quite a bigger deal than the packaging itself.

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    4. Re:Recycling by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      1 gallon of gasoline weighs 8 pounds, so the trip to the store is probably quite a bigger deal than the packaging itself.

      Some of us can walk to the store :)

      -b.

    5. Re:Recycling by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      I've noticed an increasing number of these packages with recycling codes embossed in them,

      Uh, but recycling them takes quite a bit of energy, too. And there's no good reason why the packaging needs to (often) weigh more than the product. This is just gratuitous waste.

      -b.

    6. Re:Recycling by jctull · · Score: 1

      But you still have to consider the cumulative impact of all the packaging based on petro-chemicals. You reduce the amount of plastic, you reduce the amount of petroleum being used overall. Your line of thinking is overly simplistic.

    7. Re:Recycling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      I just dished out a bunch of mod points so I've got to post AC, but..

      We just ran a story today about a local man who's spent his life savings working on a recycling machine for PET plastic.

      I talked to a rep from his company for a good 45 minutes yesterday, and he told me quite a bit about it.

      PET plastic hasn't been practical to recycle because it has to be completely cleaned of adhesive residues and other contaminants before being ground back into pellets. The amount of water used in this cleaning was a problem. A bigger problem was deciding what to do with the filthy water afterwards. You can't just pour it down the drain.

      This local man came up with 2 machines, one which cleans the PET and grinds the plastic into pellets which can then be melted and recycled. The other machine purifies and reuses the cleaning water.

      In any case, check out the article (above) and their website at NewEarthSystems.com as I think it may be of interest to you.

    8. Re:Recycling by Guiness17 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Yes - they claim it. But that's useless to the recycling guys if they can't easily identify it! Here's some text from a recent mail conversation with GE over their blister packed lightbulbs:
      Some of our packaging includes a plastic shell or "blister pack" made of polyvinyl chloride (PVC). PVC has a SPI resin identification code of 3 (also known as the plastic container code; it is the number you usually see inside the recycle triangle, although it may not be stamped on our packaging). These packages are accepted by recycling centers that allow this code number.
      Notice they say it may not be stamped on our packaging. Answer is: It isn't.
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    9. Re:Recycling by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      I'm not that familiar with the subject, but from what I understand, crude oil gets separated into several parts at the refinery, and the part that's used to make gasoline is different than the part that makes plastics.

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    10. Re:Recycling by maxume · · Score: 1

      Okay, cut the amount of packaging in half, and maybe you extend the oil supply by six days/months/years. Yay! In reality land, companies voluntarily reduce the amount of packaging all the time(it saves them $$$), yet people drive 40, 50 or more miles a day. Disposal is *not* a problem, there is lots of landfill space left(big and nasty is a Nimby thing, not a capacity thing). There are hundreds of millions of people consuming oil, 1% just doesn't matter, and this isn't 1%.

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    11. Re:Recycling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, no disagreement there. I would certainly prefer plain brown recycled cardboard or biodegradable cellulose-based plastic over petroleum-based materials, and I think consumers would as well if one or more major manufacturers put such an initiative front and center in their advertising. There is much commercial advantage to be gained from switching to such radically different "green" packaging.

    12. Re:Recycling by Yartrebo · · Score: 1

      It takes 2-3 pounds of raw materials to make 1 pound of plastic, the extra pounds being used for energy.

      Also, two wrongs don't make a right. The extra pollution and oil/natural gas used for the plastic is on top of what your vehicle will use.

    13. Re:Recycling by maxume · · Score: 1

      Two wrongs don't make a relevant either. The amount of petroleum being 'wasted' on packaging, in light of the energy demands of the current population, simply doesn't matter. It might feel good to complain about the amount of packaging, but even getting rid of all of it isn't going to have a meaningful impact.

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  5. Cutter. by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
    > One man even invented a cutter designed specifically for cracking open plastic clamshells.

    Did it look anything like this?

    1. Re:Cutter. by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, more like this

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    2. Re:Cutter. by billsoxs · · Score: 2, Funny

      no - that is not strong enough. You need something more like: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunnel_boring_machine

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    3. Re:Cutter. by ummit · · Score: 1

      Yow!! WTF is *that* for?! (Details, we want more details!)

    4. Re:Cutter. by bbdd · · Score: 2, Informative

      its a bucket-wheel excavator

      the part that looks like a blade is actually the bucket (well, buckets).

      from wikipedia:
      "The excavation component itself is a large rotating wheel mounted on an arm or boom. On the outer edge of the wheel is a series of scoops or buckets. As the wheel turns, the buckets remove soil or rock from the target area and carry it around to the backside of the wheel, where it falls onto a conveyor, which carries it up the arm toward the main body of the excavator."

    5. Re:Cutter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > One man even invented a cutter designed specifically for cracking open plastic clamshells.

      They got one thing wrong, it was not a man, but a cat.

    6. Re:Cutter. by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Neat: Google Maps

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  6. You want rage? by overshoot · · Score: 4, Informative
    Yeah -- then the product doesn't work, you attempt to return it, and the retailer points out that they only accept returns of the complete package (presumably so that they can close it up and let some other poor schmuck buy it, until eventually someone keeps it rather than go to the trouble of returning it.)

    Alternately, they insist that the obviously-enormous forces you used to open the package must have damaged the product, so it's not their problem.

    Yeah, both are bogus and if you stand up for your rights you get action -- but what do you want to bet a lot of people don't?

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    1. Re:You want rage? by amuro98 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I hear you. I tried to return something that didn't work, and the stored tried to charge me a restocking fee as I had to destroy the packaging to even get the thing out in the first place.

      This was Frys, by the way, where they'll regularly take returns, shove them in a plastic baggie, seal it, and put a price sticker on it for 5% less than a new one.

      While I did manage to get them to reverse the restocking fee, they still insisted on putting a known, non-functional device back on their shelves for the next unsuspecting sucker to buy.

    2. Re:You want rage? by feepness · · Score: 1

      Yeah -- then the product doesn't work, you attempt to return it, and the retailer points out that they only accept returns of the complete package (presumably so that they can close it up and let some other poor schmuck buy it, until eventually someone keeps it rather than go to the trouble of returning it.)

      This is what I always assumed this was about. Trying to avoid returns "well, I've pretty much destroyed the original packaging so I won't bother returning it." So I'm pretty careful with the packaging by trying to cut along the pressed edges. But yeah, it is a major pain.

    3. Re:You want rage? by megaditto · · Score: 1

      Or maybe, just maybe, the absolute majority of "non-functional device" returns are functional for someone with a clue and a capability to RTFM.

      I saw one too many "elite hackers" returning "defective" hardware AND sofware (incl. MS Office) clearly labeled *Windows 98/2k/XP* after it "failed" to work under their generic install of Fedora Core, or their POS box not liking the CS jumper. Or a kid genius returning Linux Mathematica because it did not work on this 10.2 mac ("But OS Ex is linux too").

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    4. Re:You want rage? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      I saw one too many "elite hackers" returning "defective" hardware AND sofware (incl. MS Office) clearly labeled *Windows 98/2k/XP* after it "failed" to work under their generic install of Fedora Core, or their POS box not liking the CS jumper.

      Or maybe they tried to use the hardware using Linux drivers and found out that the manufacturer had changed the chipset between versions. Whoever decides to make products with the same model # and external casing but with entirely different chipsets should be hanged up by their thumbs and paddled in the arse with an Ubuntu CD. Different hardware should equal different model #, not just different sub version number that may or may not be in the external package.

      Or a kid genius returning Linux Mathematica because it did not work on this 10.2 mac ("But OS Ex is linux too").

      What brick-and-mortar software store actually sells Mathematica? Or do you work in a Uni bookstore?

      -b.

    5. Re:You want rage? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > Or maybe, just maybe, the absolute majority of "non-functional device"
      > returns are functional

      And that, of course, justifies putting all returns back on the shelf untested.

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    6. Re:You want rage? by amuro98 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, let's blame the customer...FRYS never makes any mistakes, right?

      After all, you don't really expect them to know if that product is working or not if the box was missing a power adapter. Or, how about the Seagate External HDD which was returned because it was "missing HDD". The only stupid customer would be the one who would pay $300 for a (presumably) a power adapter and maybe an empty USB enclosure.

      Anyone who's shopped at Frys has returned at least one completely defective product, only to see that exact same box show up, back on the shelf. In fact, it's best that you don't do a good job repackaging the item, otherwise, Frys will try to sell it as new - which is against the law, but that's nothing new for Frys either.

  7. Removing sticky residue from jewel cases/DVDs by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Informative

    I find the best way to remove the extra glue which stays behind is to use the sticky tape which came off, or an piece of packaging tape and keep applying it and pulling it off the stickum until it's all removed. Sometimes you may need to burnish the packing tape over the residue a bit, but it gets the job done and you've only wasted about 5 minutes of your life for the bastards who think this is an appropriate way to conduct business

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    1. Re:Removing sticky residue from jewel cases/DVDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You music???

      captcha: incubate

  8. this story was accepted at the wrong time by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    editors: you should have waited 25 days, and accepted the story at about... oh 11:00 am on december 25th

    then you would have gotten a buttload of seriously frustrated, angry, and demented comments in the affirmative

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    1. Re:this story was accepted at the wrong time by cepler · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't worry, I'm sure we'll get a dupe by then... :-P

    2. Re:this story was accepted at the wrong time by binaryspiral · · Score: 2, Insightful

      editors: you should have waited 25 days, and accepted the story at about... oh 11:00 am on december 25th
      then you would have gotten a buttload of seriously frustrated, angry, and demented comments in the affirmative


      You must be new here... this story will get reposted multiple times before the holidays.

      Just look for the "buttload" of seriously frustrated /.'ers

    3. Re:this story was accepted at the wrong time by spun · · Score: 1

      Why wait when they can dupe?

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    4. Re:this story was accepted at the wrong time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      don't worry, it will be

    5. Re:this story was accepted at the wrong time by p0 · · Score: 1

      heh. parent is getting modded insightful?

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  9. Where's the lawsuits??? by torklugnutz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've wondered how this fairly hazardous method of packaging made it past the worry warts of the world without getting a safety tag stuck to it. I've given myself some pretty substantial cuts on my fingers from the ragged edges of the plastic. Rather than calling a lawyer, I chose to learn a lesson and figure out a better way of dealing with the packs.

    Then, some genius came out with a specialized tool for deconstructing the dreaded bubble packs with ease: the OpenX (http://www.myopenx.com/). It's somewhat of a Catch 22 though, as the tool comes packaged within the very packaging one needs the tool to open. I don't own one, but it'd probably be a good stocking stuffer.

    I just don't understand how spilling hot coffee on oneself is grounds for a lawsuit, but shredded fingers is not. Especially in America.

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    1. Re:Where's the lawsuits??? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      I just don't understand how spilling hot coffee on oneself is grounds for a lawsuit, but shredded fingers is not. Especially in America.

      How is cutting yourself more someone else's fault than spilling coffee on yourself?

    2. Re:Where's the lawsuits??? by Carnildo · · Score: 1
      I just don't understand how spilling hot coffee on oneself is grounds for a lawsuit, but shredded fingers is not. Especially in America.


      Length of hospital stay. If you can get a half-dozen stitches, you've got a case. If you can manage to get kept overnight for observation, so much the better. The woman who sued McDonalds required skin grafts and a week in the hospital.
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    3. Re:Where's the lawsuits??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shoplifters everywhere are now drooling. This unit underscores the IPOD security bubble packing etc stupidity.

    4. Re:Where's the lawsuits??? by torklugnutz · · Score: 1

      Good point. I forgot about the importance of medical bills to building a case. Maybe if someone were a hand model, or required healthy fingers for their job. Programmers maybe?

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    5. Re:Where's the lawsuits??? by torklugnutz · · Score: 1

      I believe that it's fairly equal at zero fault outside of one's own stupidity.

      That hasn't ever stopped people from filing lawsuits though, has it?

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    6. Re:Where's the lawsuits??? by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      re:"I forgot about the importance of medical bills to building a case."

      No you didn't - everyone parades that fucking example out for the general public. Oh look let's sue like the Coffee girl. Bah - fucking skin grafts, what a cunt. She should have sucked it up - that BITCH!

      Just another jackass playing into popular myths, instead of using the brain you have.

      Fuck you. Unorigonal asshole.

    7. Re:Where's the lawsuits??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The woman who sued McDonalds required skin grafts and a week in the hospital.

      The magnitude of the injury has no effect on blame or liability. If someone walks up to you and punches you in the face, causing pain, bruising & swelling, you can sue them for damages. If this same person knocks out 5 of your teeth and breaks your jaw, you can still sue them for damages.

      The only difference is the amount of damages. They are liable in both cases. You might not sue in the first case because the damages are small and it isn't worth the hassle.

      Now, magnitude of injury may cause you to get more sympathy from a jury, which is often the case in ridiculous product liability lawsuits such as the McDonald's coffee woman.

      Like the guy who won millions from Ford after flipping his SUV by trying to pass a car on a curve where passing is prohibited, while driving 67 mph where the limit was 30 mph.

    8. Re:Where's the lawsuits??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They parade it out because it's proof perfect of how fucked the legal system is.

      Coffee is very hot and burns. Sometimes the burns require skin grafts after extended contact (this happens with any temperature of liquid hot enough to burn given enough time, *all* coffee served at a proper temperature is hot enough to do this). The only difference is that McDonald's coffee caused the burns to be worse quicker as the temperature was SLIGHTLY hotter than normal. She also caused the burns to be worse than normal as she was driving with the coffee between her legs, a position that would cup the dangerous liquid when it spilled and cause extended contact with it through the seat and her clothes.

      This technicality she won on is no different than winning against a company selling acid to you that sells you "10%" acid that is known to all that purchase it to destroy skin on contact, irrevocably damaging it within seconds. Instead, they gave you "15%" acid that is known to all that purchase it to destroy skin on contact, irrevocable damaging it within one second. Then the person decides it might be a good idea to store it in a paper cup between their legs, and, wouldn't you know it, gets skin grafts.

      So, yes, she was "in the right", in a sense. But the sense is one known only to the legal system and not one a regular human understands. This leads one to wonder if they could sue maytag for making stoves that mistakenly heat to 450 F rather than 350 F for anything other than burning their food and/or burning their house down. God I hope not, but Coffee Lady has opened the doors, hasn't she?

      And yes, while we all feel bad for her, we do also feel she's done something stupid enough that skin grafts are pretty much the only way she'll ever learn respect for hot things. One has to wonder if she's the type that would feed a baby a hot drink without testing it first.

    9. Re:Where's the lawsuits??? by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      I just don't understand how spilling hot coffee on oneself is grounds for a lawsuit, but shredded fingers is not. Especially in America.

      1: The coffee in question was about 10 degrees hotter than anywhere else as a matter of course, the woman asked for them to essentially pay for her second-or-third degree burn treatment first, and after that big trial, the award was reduced on appeal.

      2: If you fingers actually do get shredded, tell your insurance company exactly what happened. They have a legal department that does nothing but file lawsuits to recoup their losses for paying claims. (By paying for the cost of the injury, they gain the right to sue to collect what they paid from the company that caused the injury)

      3: This only works if you actually take reasonable action with the packaging. A beer bottle that shatters while drinking is the company's fault; your subsequent walking on the broken glass is not, especially if you tried to open the bottle with a handaxe.

    10. Re:Where's the lawsuits??? by kimvette · · Score: 1

      1. When you buy hot coffee, you should expect it to be hot. You can even reasonably expect it to be "too" hot.
      2. You do not put a styrofoam cup full of HOT COFFEE between your legs in a car - or ANY time for that matter. It WILL crumble and if the liquid is >130*F there is a good chance of scalding.
      3. You do not put a styrofoam cup full of HOT COFFEE between your legs in a car, ESPECIALLY when you are driving and the car has a manual transmission. It WILL crumble and if the liquid is >130*F there is a 99.999% chance of scalding.

      That person would have likely sued if the coffee were too cold. Cripes.

      Now for the plastic packaging design? It's faulty to begin with. You need sharp tools or a LOT of force to open them, and then the vendors will blame the customer for damaging the product. Like many others here, of course, I've become quite good at opening them, but for some items I need strong diagonal cutters, others I can slit with a "boxcutter" and tear apart, and for others I have used scissors. However, I have gotten cut a couple of times (not from the implements, from the packaging itself) and so I consider that style packaging to be inexcusable.

      And on the DVD package: WTF is up with that? There is SHRINK WRAP, and then tape on THREE sides of the DVD clamshell.The shrink wrap ought to be enough, especially in Sprawl*Mart where there is probably 3 surveillance cameras overlooking any given point in space where the DVDs are located. ENOUGH already. They're easy enough to remove, but very time consuming to do so neatly without damaging the packaging (The packaging is why I still buy rather than torrent movies, BTW, I bought 12 DVDs last month). Oh, and that RFID tag? It does not stop professional crooks, it just annoys the hell out of me. When I get home, after I spend minutes removing all of that tape from the packages, I remove the RFID tags (disassembling the packaging if required). I know they're disabled, and big brother is not going to spy on me and report what movies I bring to friends houses to MLB (simpsons reference for y'all) but the fact that they add all these "security features" and then stick RFID tags inside the product annoys the piss out of me. I understand the need to limit shrinkage, but, you're going way, WAY overboard in treating paying customers like shit.

      (in fact it's that kind of thing that prompts me to treat Sprawl*Mart employees like shit, especially folks who watch the door and insist on punching my receipt. Sorry, you don't get to touch it once I've paid for it. If you have a problem with it, call the police, press charges for shoplifting, then I will sue for false arrest, harassment, and fraud)

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    11. Re:Where's the lawsuits??? by lotus_anima · · Score: 1

      From http://www.dmiblog.net/archives/2006/07/why_you_sh ould_be_able_to_sue_1.html:

      "Stella was 79 years. She was a passenger in her grandson's vehicle. She ordered a 49 cent coffee at the McDonal''s drive through, and was attempting to open the coffee to add cream and sugar while the car was not moving, when the cap popped off, spilling coffee in her lap. Because the coffee was heated to between 180-190 degrees fahrenheit, and because she was wearing sweatpants which absorbed the coffee and held it next to her skin, Stella received third degree burns on her inner thighs, perineum, buttocks, genital, and groin areas. These injuries resulted in eight days of hospitalization during which she received skin grafting for her burns. Stella was left scarred and disabled for more than a year."

      Quit citing this as a reason for a frivolous lawsuit. I find it amazing that the one case people cite most often as being frivolous is completely legit.

    12. Re:Where's the lawsuits??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, maybe this person sued because the coffee (which she had between her legs in the passenger seat of a stationary car) was so hot as to cause 3rd-degree burns bad enough to require 8 days of hospitalization. In fact, if the people knew the coffee was too hot, and had gotten in trouble for it before but did it anyway, wouldn't you sue -- at least for medical costs? Skin grafts aren't cheap, you know.

      You don't deliver something unfit for human consumption (and causing injury on contact is unfit) with a "reminder" that it's hot! That's like handing somebody a gun with live ammo and the safety off, and reminding them that it may be loaded. If you're going to give somebody 185F coffee, you better tell them how long it will take for it to become safe to drink.

      dom

    13. Re:Where's the lawsuits??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because the customer is an idiot does not mean that the company wasn't in the wrong.

      (IIRC, McD's lost because they were deliberately heating coffee to unsafe levels.)

  10. And what do they expect *us* to do? by ummit · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Most importantly, how do the manufacturers imagine people are supposed to open those things? I would really like to know the answer to this. (Even better, I'd like somebody like Michael Moore to entrap an executive into a candid, on-camera attempt to open one of his own company's packages using only the everyday household appliances to hand.)

    1. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd rather we entrap the executive in a clamshell.

      Ok, we can provide an airhole if you insist.

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    2. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by Loconut1389 · · Score: 3, Informative

      For packages with unsealed borders, but a sealed edge, I cut down the borders with household Fiskars scissors- being careful not to cut my hands on the edges as you move my hand between the two serrated edges I'm creating. For ones with sealed borders, I usually jab a scissors in the side and make a hole and start cutting from there- if there's not much space to get in there without damaging something, a short exacto will work on softer plastics but beware of flying blades on harder plastics (nearly lost an eye once!). Usually, my scissors work fine.

    3. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      err- substitute the you's with I's- I tried to change them all, but apparently I missed one- preview preview preview.

    4. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      Most importantly, how do the manufacturers imagine people are supposed to open those things? I would really like to know the answer to this.

      Probably the same way I do - by simply grabbing my pocket knife and cutting them open. (Except when flying and on Christmas morning, it lives in my pants pocket. Christmas Eve, I'll leave it on the bookcase next to the tree before going to bed.)
       
      Really - this isn't rocket science.
    5. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by aslate · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The point is that you're not.

      I work in a PC store and there's loads of stuff that can make a thief a quick buck in a few seconds. Ink cartidges are the biggest target, with Lexmark (Crappy cardboard rectangle) boxes being found open without contents all the time, whereas the really-tough-sealed ones aren't being nicked. Epson have a compromise, they've got the hard-squishy plastic shell (that milk bottles are made of) with a plastic film coating over the front. You need to pierce and open these (knife makes simple work) but it's not too easy to do instore.

      Stores care more about stuff going missing from the shelves then it being purchased and not being opened at home. Granted this stuff is too hard to open and they need to sort it out, but slowly compromises will come.

    6. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by Ninjaesque+One · · Score: 1, Funny

      Phew; at first, I thought I was reading about some esoteric sexual fetish the involved clamshells and the cutting of dingly things with said clamshells, and the mutilation of the clamshells afterwards. And then, you would lick the clamshells. . .

      What?

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    7. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by redneckHippe · · Score: 2, Funny

      But I'm allowed to own a knife you insensitive clod.

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    8. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It must be the same logic used by automobile engineers who design cars so that you have to remove the engine, radiator hoses, power steering pump, air-conditioning compressor, and exaust manifold in order to change the spark plugs.

      Let's have a show of hands from all the kind folks who have attempted to open a plastic bag of spaghetti at the seams, only to have it rip down the sides sending noodles flying all over the kitchen floor. I've never understood the logic of using a glue that is stronger than the material it is intended to seal.

    9. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      I'd rather we entrap the executive in a clamshell.

      Ok, we can provide an airhole if you insist.


      Humm, seems to me there would be a certain level of poetic justice if the shell was big enough for say 20 minutes worth of air, but any air holes would have to be created by whatever said executive had in his pockets at the time. As would his eventual exit from said shell. I suspect he would get out, particularly if he can attract the attention of other office workers nearby. I would also expect that the experience would instantly stop his companies use of that type of packaging.

      I've gotten like some others, and have taken to going to the shop and getting my tin-snips to open the things as I have managed to gash myself on several occasions while opening those things with the usual pocket knife, and I keep them razor sharp. I've cut myself on the cut edge of the plastic more often than the knife though. Yeah, generally I'll heal, but when you are in your 70's, and have a bit of sugar, a week for you kids to heal becomes 6 weeks for me. I don't need it any more than you do.

      Yeah, the more I think of that idea, the better I like it...

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    10. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As much as it may suck, simply having easily concealable high-dollar items in a locked cabinet behind a counter with an attendant would make plastic clamshells unnecessary.

    11. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 3, Funny
      I'd rather we entrap the executive in a clamshell.

      Ok, we can provide an airhole if you insist.

      You mean an airhole for the asshole?
    12. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by russ1337 · · Score: 1

      >>> I've never understood the logic of using a glue that is stronger than the material it is intended to seal.

      I need to introduce you to the people in the marketing department.....

    13. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      The cynic in me says we're way past the day when people actually think about how a product looks from the perspective of the end user.

    14. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      British huh?

    15. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by nametaken · · Score: 1


      I figured that was why. However if I had a choice, I'd always buy the stuff in the cardboard box. Obviously this doesn't work so hot with ink carts, but most anything else. The only benefit to the buyer is that you can be pretty sure it hasn't been repackaged.

    16. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by gnu-sucks · · Score: 1

      Even better, I'd like somebody like Michael Moore to entrap an executive into a candid, on-camera attempt to open one of his own company's packages using only the everyday household appliances to hand.

      Likely after Moore films this, the DVD will sell in one of those imposible-to-open containers too (anyone remember those "I've never owned stock in my life" statements he made? Ha! http://moorewatch.com/index.php/weblog/C9/)

    17. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by mabhatter654 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      sure if you want to PAY and extra 10%. That's what it boils down to. They can have fewer people man the store and have the items hanging on racks pretty for everybody to see.. or they can have a bunch of closed up counters maned by cheaper stupider people and charge higher prices.

      I like the clamshells.. the product is better displayed. Most of the time you can visually inspect the contents... and the cost to the manufacturer are cheaper.. they use a few sheets of paper for printing instead of paying for a whole box of printed material.. that adds up you know. The theft resistance is also a boon. It's a cheap way to make a tiny, highly theftable product like a memory stick awkward and uncomfortable to snatch... It also makes action figures keep that NRFB look a lot longer!!!

    18. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by pawnb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ink cartidges are the biggest target, with Lexmark (Crappy cardboard rectangle) boxes being found open without contents all the time.. Maybe this wouldn't be a problem if it was sanely priced and didn't work out to be worth $4000 a gallon.
    19. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      I have a relative who works at Menards, and right now they have cheezy digital cameras ('Argus' brand, good grief.) on a pegboard where anybody can steal one. And the idiot thieves do steal one or two a week. On the pegs right next to the Cameras they have SD memory cards. With no 'oversize' packaging, just little tiny SD cards, in small packages on a pegboard, unsecured. The kind of thing that a thief can easily pocket a handful of.

      I was told by my relative that they aren't told by Menards management to inventory the SD cards. Which sell for maybe 1/4 the price of the camera, and which are essentially 'cash' in the thieves economy, far more 'cash' than the crummy Argus brand cameras.

    20. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by Kenshin · · Score: 1

      Do you have the awesome manly Fiskars?
      The one that's spring-loaded and looks a bit like a hedge-trimmer?

      One of the best $15 I ever spent.

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    21. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      My wife uses those for fabric, but I use the 'standard' ones. They're pretty sharp, stay sharp, and fairly sturdy.

    22. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by Ashtead · · Score: 2, Funny

      /me is showing hands

      I've been wondering about this spaghetti or more often, pasta, packaging myself. But at least this packaging which is frequently supposed to be re-closed, can be dealt with using scissors.

      Other kinds of packages are worse: I once bought a power-supply for notebook computers at an airport, one of these nice universal ones that would allow using 12V from the car or 100-240V from the mains. Since I had put the ordinary supply for the computer into checked baggage and I was waiting to change planes at the airport I thought I'd get a power supply from one of the stores there, and be able to sit down and use the computer, which was low on battery.

      But this power supply came in one of these armored plastic packages, and of course, air-side, there is not much of scissors or knives available at all, thanks to the paranoia generated after September 11 2001 ... even the only restaurant there that served something more substantial than sandwiches had only flimsy plastic knives and forks. So, no computing for me until I came home. I still found use for the power supply, as the bag with the original one was delayed.

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    23. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      I have this terrible habit of explaining an action with 'you' instead of 'I'. Many people do this without thinking about it, and an old teacher of mine gave me a pretty bad grade on a paper for using 'you' everywhere- she upped the grade when I fixed it, but ever since, I've tried to be better about this and I slipped this time and tried to correct after writing, but obviously failed in a rather unsightly manner ;o)

      For a very short and perhaps imperfect example- the following:
      Sometimes you find that in life, things aren't the way we expect.

      really should be written:
      Sometimes I find that in life, things aren't the way I expect.

      depending on the context of course, sometimes you really do mean you, like now.

    24. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      Let's have a show of hands from all the kind folks who have attempted to open a plastic bag of spaghetti at the seams, only to have it rip down the sides sending noodles flying all over the kitchen floor. I've never understood the logic of using a glue that is stronger than the material it is intended to seal.

      There is this cool tool, been around for centuries, designed for just such occasions - scissors. Don't blame the manufacturer for your own idiocy.
    25. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      On an Australian TV show long ago the host would have a regular feature trying to open a milk carton tetra-pak without tearing it apart or spilling it. He succeeded about 10% of the time. (Before the pour slots and screw tops they often have now.)

    26. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by jamesh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't recall anyone insisting...

      Just this morning I was attaching some caster wheels to some furniture, and realised a needed a longer screw attachment for my drill. I went and bought one and sure enough it was sealed up good. Took me a bit of hacking to open, and that was with my toolbox right next to me. Again, opening items like this is easy enough, opening them without damaging them is another matter.

      Another one that pisses me off is when they print the instructions on the cardboard which is sandwiched between the layers of packaging, so just cutting through it with scissors means cutting through the instructions. Not that I ever read instructions. *cough*

      Then there is the whole environmental thing... where does all this packaging go once the item has been unpacked!!!

    27. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by ivano · · Score: 1
      Agree. Everytime I need to open a package I'm thinking "these guys really don't give a shit after we have bought the thing." And to be honest that's the way the market tumbles. Apart from the packaging that seems to be able to seal time within it, there is also the wonders of food packing: the totally useless "open here" labels on the corner.

      Wasn't there a mention many, many years ago about a Sony executive standing infront of an audience showing off their first music CDs from their newly aquired music division and he couldn't open the plastic.

      Ciao

    28. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by sowth · · Score: 1

      I worked in a video duplication warehouse for a while. I remember one time we were labeling some promotional video or other, and one of the other workers told me they wouldn't make it through shipping or somesuch. He rubbed the label and sure enough it came off. I don't know why he didn't show the big boss (maybe complaining caused problem for him before?), and I think I mentioned it, but they were sent anyway. Well, they all came back with the labels fallen off.

      Incidents like these make packagers paranoid. I'm sure it is the same with spagetti as videos. Kind of sucks for the end user, but receiving spoiled /stale food because the packaging came undone would suck too...

    29. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by PhB95 · · Score: 1

      How often did Slashdotters rant about the **AA annoying their paying customers while the "Pirate" simply gets an unprotected copy of stuff ? Seems this looks similar: I am the paying customer ! Do whatever you like to deter shoplifters, but once I *Paid* for something, I expect to enjoy it without being bothered by the anti-theft measures.
      Some years ago, we had CDs sold in an almost unbreakable plastic shell with RF tags in it for anti-theft purposes. After having repeatedly damaged the CD case while strugglin' to open these shells, I began to systematically return the articles and demand it be changed for a new one. I sometimes had severe arguments with shopkeepers about this, but always had the last word. And after a while, that type of packaging disappeared...

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    30. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by hankwang · · Score: 1

      I've seen a different solution against theft in a big-box chain store here in Netherlands. The more expensive or theft-prone gadgets are stored in clear plastic boxes that can be opened at the checkout counter in a way similar to the anti-theft tags they use in clothes stores. The plastic boxes are usually pretty scratched, but there's always a demo model, firmly attached to the shelves, that you can touch with your hands.

      The store is called Media Markt, and I don't like buying stuff there since they try to make there prices appear low by making the store look like a flee market and there are ghettoblasters everywhere, playing music from different radio stations simultaneously. But the packaging is usually no problem.

    31. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Then there is the whole environmental thing... where does all this packaging go once the item has been unpacked!!!"

      It goes to a poor area that is willing to take your trash for cash. Out of sight, out of mind!

    32. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever try to cut through a Sony PS2 controller package with a pair of scissors? It's like quadriple thickness, almost can't be torn once you get a nick started. I Broke the hingepin on the scissors trying to open it, and had to tear the rest of the way bare handed. I didn't cut myself, but I did cut off the circulation.

    33. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by Yartrebo · · Score: 1

      With spaghetti, packaging is not needed to keep the food from rotting. The package is there to make it easy to handle and to make it look attractive, but little more.

    34. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by Raven_Stark · · Score: 1

      "... edges as you move my hand between the two serrated edges I'm creating..."

      Is this a little like a Ouija board?

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    35. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by sowth · · Score: 1

      It does get stale. I've had stale spaghetti before. It also falls out. Exposure to the elements / tainted water and dirt can create rotten spagetti.

    36. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      Even better, I'd like somebody like Michael Moore to entrap an executive into a candid, on-camera attempt to open one of his own company's packages using only the everyday household appliances to hand.

      Better yet, we could entrap the Michigan Manatee in a clamshell package. Finding a machine that could handle his considerable weight and girth could be tricky, though...

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    37. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by chenjeru · · Score: 1

      AH SPAGHETTI!!

      There's a magic trick to opening it you know: hold the entire package with one hand and fiercly bang the short end against a table (or similarly sturdy analogue). The pasta strands will be in allignment and keep each other from breaking while busting through the top end of the package. No more unpredictable seams and flying spaghetti (monsters?) everywhere.

      You're welcome.

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    38. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Only if we put Michael Moore in with him. Well, either way, really.

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    39. Re:And what do they expect *us* to do? by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      Most importantly, how do the manufacturers imagine people are supposed to open those things?

      My preferred method is to have someone else do it. By that I mean I will ask the store to open it for me. Obviously that's not always convenient, but when I can I have them do it. I figure the advantages are twofold - One, I don't have to open it and injure myself, and two, if enough people did that the stores might tell the manufacturers they don't want that damn packaging.

  11. Why not buy used? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

    I'll add insulting dangerous packaging to my list of reasons to download or buy used.

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  12. Just this week... by photomonkey · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I bought a new 80gb iPod and one of those silicone skins to keep it in.

    While I was removing the theft-deterrent plastic packaging, one of the sharp plasic edges cut clean through the silicone.

    The good news is that the folks at the Apple store took it back without complaint, even though they could have said I damaged it myself (which I did) and not taken it back. The gal behind the counter even went so far as to call it a pretty frequent occurrence.

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    1. Re:Just this week... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Zune comes in an easy to open cardboard package. So what does this say for Microsoft vs. Apple in UI?

    2. Re:Just this week... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It must prove that Microsoft's UI is in every way better than Apple's.

    3. Re:Just this week... by photomonkey · · Score: 1

      I guess it says that Zune buyers will be less likely to suffer cuts from the plastic packaging?

      But then again, it wasn't the iPod packaging I was complaining about. I was complaining about the packaging on a third-party skin (case) for the device. Maybe third-party vendors for Zune accessories will encase their products in the sharp plastic containers.

      As an aside, the newer iPods all come in what would appear to be very eco-friendly containers. They're about the size of two jewel cases stacked on top of each other with a cellophane wrapper holding everything inside.

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    4. Re:Just this week... by NMerriam · · Score: 0
      The Zune comes in an easy to open cardboard package. So what does this say for Microsoft vs. Apple in UI?


      The iPod comes in a cardboard box, too (well, the smaller ones come in plastic boxes, but not sealed plastic like this article is talking about). He was talking about a 3rd-party case for the iPod that was packaged poorly.

      Indeed, Apple spends a LOT of time and money designing the packaging and "opening presentation" for their products, more than anyone else in the computer industry by far, and more than the vast majority of consumer products companies. I don't think Apple has made anything (with Jobs at the helm) that was difficult to open -- he's said he considers the first experience of opening the box to be where people form the first impressions of elegance or frustration with the product. And I think this whole thread is proving him right.
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    5. Re:Just this week... by Falco+Danderfluff · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Exactly, when my latest iPod arrived, I was able to open the container one handed whilst I used the other to hold the video camera recording the event :).

    6. Re:Just this week... by chefmonkey · · Score: 1

      I think what it says is: no one wants to steal a Zune.

  13. A non-issue. by Chaffar · · Score: 1

    We can make large metal crafts fly. We can cure some forms of blindness with light. While some people try on a daily basis to redefine the boundaries of man's capabilities, others are having trouble opening plastic packages. How powerless one can feel without the Open here marker (not that it would help in this case, but still, you'd at least know where to start :) )

    1. Re:A non-issue. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I've seen a perforated pull-strip on a few of these horrid plastic clamshells. Sometimes it works well, sometimes not at all. But it's better than guessing where is safe to cut without damaging the contents, then slicing your hand on the cut clamshell's sharp plastic edges.

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  14. Patience, grasshopper... by pla · · Score: 5, Informative

    but opening them can be difficult enough to cause injuries that land people in the emergency room.

    Oh, gimme a break. A pair of scissors applied in the correct spot will open just about anything you can fit on your lap (you may need something more heavy-duty for larger items, I will admit).

    As the bigger problem here, many stores balk at taking back defective goods if you've turned the packaging into confetti. Given that we have packaging so sturdy that you can't remove it without reducing it to a pile of ragged plastic strips, that makes it difficult to take back most products (although in most states, they legally must take it back if defective, and that includes software/dvds/cds - Look up "warrant of merchantability" and your state's laws on the subject - "State law" trumps "store policy" every time).

    Personally, I think every product should have a sort of magic pull-string... Just untape the string and pull it, and the otherwise-invulnerable packaging neatly falls away in two or three tidy chunks to reveal its contents (and which, with a bit of care, you could reassemble the packaging enough to return it to the store without much fuss).

    1. Re:Patience, grasshopper... by the_wishbone · · Score: 1

      I think the whole point of making them hard to open is to deter theft. The anti-theft strips on most consumer goods (if not all) are in the packaging, so they can be easily defeated by simply taking the product out and leaving the packaging at the store.

      This is near impossible to do when an employee or video monitor can spot someone fumbling with the packaging (imagine watching yourself trying to open these things...I'm sure it's quite funny - I know sometimes I get so pissed off, I pause and count to 10).

      That being said, I somewhat agree with you that, as annoying as it is, using scissors CORRECTLY usually does the job...it's figuring out where to cut that's the hard part.

    2. Re:Patience, grasshopper... by Fweeky · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Right, scissors get there eventually, but unless they're 3ft long your hand's going to end up right next to the razor sharp edges of the packaging while you're having to apply a few metric tonnes of force to slice through the armoured plastic. Doesn't take much of a slip to put a nasty gash in your hand.

    3. Re:Patience, grasshopper... by Scott7477 · · Score: 1

      I think you are on the right track here, at least for products that don't cost a lot. A lot of folks are probably hesitant to take a defective/unwanted product back to the store when the packaging is destroyed because they think the store will refuse to take it back and don't want to deal with the hassle of arguing with store management and would never think to dig up state law on returns policies.

      On the other hand, the way packaging has changed has probably made life somewhat more difficult for shoplifters. You can't just pull the item out of its packaging and if caught claim you were brining it back as a return. When I'm opening the packaging on toys I've bought for my kids there are usually three or four of the wire twisty thingies that take a while to unwind and pull out. If you try slitting the plastic, untwisting all the wires and pulling them out, that's going to be obvious to other shoppers and store security in a real hurry.

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    4. Re:Patience, grasshopper... by CormacJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Lately I've seen packages where the heat sealed part is actually inset in a fold, and thats almost impossible to get with scissors - you find that after 5 minutes snipping all you've done is cut the fold away.

      Now I just resort to using a scapel. My wife complains about me doing surgery on packaging, but I can remove most plastic wrap in about 1 minute. Sometimes I do it so well that if I return an item the store has problems figureing out if I even opened it and I have to point out where I opened it.

    5. Re:Patience, grasshopper... by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be easier to just carry a battery-powered degausser?

      Okay, so I can't find any battery-powered degaussers, but it shouldn't be particularly hard to build.

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    6. Re:Patience, grasshopper... by pla · · Score: 1

      The anti-theft strips on most consumer goods (if not all) are in the packaging, so they can be easily defeated by simply taking the product out and leaving the packaging at the store.

      You can also defeat those merely by running a strong magnet over them (that includes both the long metal strips in white plastic (but NOT the square paper-and-metall spirals, which actually contain an RFID tag) and the little ink-pack fobs they used in many clothing stores. The 1cm^3 neodymium magnets work beautifully for this (and no, I don't know this because I shoplift - When the deactivators have labels in a huge font saying "warning, may erase credit and ATM cards", it doesn't take Einstein to put two and two together).

      Theft-prevention devices offend everyone, without actually reducing theft. The sooner stores learn that and stop pissing of the 99% of people that count as their legitimate customers just for the sake of slowing down the 1% (usually employees!) that would steal from them, the better.



      using scissors CORRECTLY usually does the job...it's figuring out where to cut that's the hard part.

      Fair enough, that does sometimes take a minute or two to decide. I usually start at a 90 degree corner and work my way in a spiral (chopping off the razor-sharp tailings every few inches as I go) in to the center chamber of the plastic (where the product actually hides). I find this usually requires going all the way around once to work (though for perfectly rectangular packaging you can usually do it in only 270 degrees), then the shell just pops right open.

    7. Re:Patience, grasshopper... by the_wishbone · · Score: 1

      Hey...tinfoil will get the job done too, won't it? But what's easier to stick in your pocket...a small MP3 player, or an 8"x6"x1" plastic package? If it sounds like I speak from experience, I do...as a kid I stole a watch from K-mart by taking it out of the package and just wearing it out of the store. I had long sleeves and my mom didn't see it. I didn't have to worry about hiding a big ass package in my pants or jacket, nor did I have to worry about sensors and crap. And since the packaging wasn't of the type discussed in the article, removing it from the package without being caught by cameras was trivial. I can tell you 100% that the hard-as-hell to open package that requires scissors would have prevented me from doing that. FYI I don't steal anymore...nor did I ever take anything that big...it was one of those kid mistakes...hey, we all make 'em, eh?

    8. Re:Patience, grasshopper... by XorNand · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Personally, I think every product should have a sort of magic pull-string... Just untape the string and pull it, and the otherwise-invulnerable packaging neatly falls away in two or three tidy chunks to reveal its contents...
      I just hope it's more effective than the paper tab that sticks out of a Hershey's Kiss. That stupid thing is one of the most poorly engineered packages of the past 100 years.
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    9. Re:Patience, grasshopper... by snarkth · · Score: 1

      Note: Do not attempt this while the package is on your lap, even if it is lap-sized. Sharp objects and Mr or Mrs Winky are natural enemies. :-)

        snarkth

    10. Re:Patience, grasshopper... by Phil_At_NHS · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Yes, scissors applied in the correct spot will open them, but scissors applied to an incorrect spot may well destroy the product, and with a lot of this packaging, there is no easy way to tell what is a safe place to cut. With cords, manuals, accessories, etc. often hidden between sheets of cardboard...

      My solution? As soon as I pay for it, I ask the clerk if they have something to open it with, and generously allow them to do the opening.

      If everyone did this, all the time, the problem would go away very quickly. If they complain, ask for a manager. IF they want a reason, here is mine. "You have workman's comp if you get injured opening this thing, and I have been cut by these types of packages. Also, you have a replacement if opening the packages destroys the contents."

    11. Re:Patience, grasshopper... by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      my mum has a very strong pair of scisors with the pivot a long was from the handle, i dunno where she got them (though i seem to remember she bought them originally from cutting lino) but they look virtually idential to the trauma shears shown at http://www.usemc.com/Trauma-Shears-s/186.htm&Click =4880

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    12. Re:Patience, grasshopper... by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1

      Well, unless you're talking armor plate steel, you can ... wait for it ... bend the sharp and pointy plastic ends out of the way. Or, in the case of really bad packaging, cut multiple stratigicly plads snippets along the intended path of the scissors allowing the plastic to come off completely.

      Annoying? Very. Cause for imminent damage? No.

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    13. Re:Patience, grasshopper... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I got really tired of untwisting all those ties on my babie's toys. So whenever we get a new toy, I take out the wire cutters. Makes everything go much faster. The ones that are worse are the black plastic disk with the screw that goes into the toy. You need an actual screw driver to get the packaging off.

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    14. Re:Patience, grasshopper... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Doesn't take much of a slip to put a nasty gash in your hand.
      I've been trying to get a nasty gash in my hand for years, and now you tell me.
    15. Re:Patience, grasshopper... by Fweeky · · Score: 1

      No. The type of packaging I'm thinking of has very thick plastic which doesn't cut or bend easily, and the scary bits aren't the edges you've just cut off, they're the sharp edges attached to the rest of the packaging; you need to cut off a lot of stuff before you get many bending options there. You seem to be thinking of less armoured packing systems which aren't designed to withstand nearby terrorist attacks.

      Two examples that come to mind from the past year or so are an X-Box 360 Controller and a pair of Technics headphones; I really wished for a long pair of tin snips (or some C4) to get into them, not a pair of mere scissors.

    16. Re:Patience, grasshopper... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      A lot of folks are probably hesitant to take a defective/unwanted product back to the store when the packaging is destroyed because they think the store will refuse to take it back and don't want to deal with the hassle of arguing with store management and would never think to dig up state law on returns policies.

      Arguing loudly in a busy store to get all the customers looking at the situation usually works. Don't be rude, don't swear, just stay firm and make the person who doesn't accept the return look like a heartless asshat if needed.

      -b.

    17. Re:Patience, grasshopper... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For a long time I worked at a very popular boutique computer store that I nicknamed "The Fruit Stand".

      A couple of observations:
      1) You have to be insane to believe that low-level retail employees, even managers, have any say over product packaging. At the very highest levels the retail store had some say over colors and the size of packaging, but...

      2) When I worked on the floor I was asked to open some clam-shelled packaging. I always kept a box opener nearby. Cut a big circle around the actual product and go from there. I would always warn the customer of the sharp edges that I had just created, and then would offer to throw away the packaging (after going over our return policy).

    18. Re:Patience, grasshopper... by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      Best thing I've found that works are those big table-top paper cutters. Four cuts along the edges of these "ain't gonna open without a ninja death squad" packages and they open quite easily.

      ~X~

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    19. Re:Patience, grasshopper... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much INCREDIBLY IDIOTIC can you be? Ooohhh I can't open packages without injuring myself...

      Now now, Mr Average Slashdotter, time for your medication, that's it, good boy...

  15. EMT shears by steveha · · Score: 4, Informative

    For opening those plastic bubbles, I use EMT shears. You can get them at a hardware store and they aren't expensive. (I think I paid US$3 for mine.)

    For round bubbles, I take my pocket knife and punch a starter hole, then switch to the EMT shears to open the package. But often there is a flat heat seal around the package, and you can simply take cut the seal part off and get the package open.

    steveha

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    1. Re:EMT shears by caffeineboy · · Score: 1

      You can get these up at harbor freight for about $3 and they're worth every penny. They'll save your nice scissors from being used to cut wire, staples and cardboard. I couldn't find them on the HF website but I got a pair up there two weeks ago.

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    2. Re:EMT shears by bbdd · · Score: 1

      i use kitchen scissors, which are for cutting items during food prep, like small chick bones.

      they are very stiff, and do not have a sharp pointed tip to damage the item you are trying to extract. also, if you do use them on food, they come apart for cleaning. very nice.

  16. Now by billsoxs · · Score: 3, Informative

    if they could just create something to unwrap the Barbies - It takes 20 minutes to untie all of the metal bands and plastic ties. (Before you ask, I have two daughters.)

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    1. Re:Now by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've got a three year old son. Who is into Thomas. Nothing's more frustrating than him getting a Thomas-take-along toy (the cheap plastic version of the wooden Brio trains). Those packages look like they'd be easy to open (cardboard sandwitched between plastic) until you try to use the cardboard to open the plastic- at which point you find it just tears off, with the clamshell securely in place. And then you cut away the clamshell- only to find an interior clamshell in between the vehicle and this stupid little trading card and what my kid calls a "map" that is really an advertisement for every other toy in the line ("I need a Cranky, I need a Lady, I need a Boulder Mountain Coal Mine Set"). Then you finally get through the interior clamshell only to have the kid lose the engine or car in the couch a day later.

      WORST TOY EVER.

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    2. Re:Now by binaryspiral · · Score: 1

      I was beginning to wonder if Barbie was just a heroine addict and came with a bunch of tourniquets.

    3. Re:Now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      A buxom babe tied immobile with plastic straps... *awh yeah!* that's what I'm talk'n'bout!

    4. Re:Now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the 47 different twist-ties, each 11" long with a full 4" tightly twisted section, that anchor the damn things into place.

  17. Another Meaning to a "Blood on your Hands" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been made to bleed by these fucking packages.

  18. MOD PARENT UP by crabpeople · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Mod parent up. All you need is a good pair of scissors. If I could figure out how to input a tag to stories this one would get 'nonissue' .

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    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by amuro98 · · Score: 1

      Even if you do use a pair of scissors (which I use as well), the resulting pieces that you end up with - especially from the sealed edges - are extremely sharp and pointy.

      It seems very odd to me that in order for me to get to the item I bought, I have to create, and then dispose of, potentially hazzardous waste.

      I'm sort of surprised none of us kids got mutilated by these things while we were growing up...

    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP by pla · · Score: 1

      I'm sort of surprised none of us kids got mutilated by these things while we were growing up...

      Yeah, yeah - And I used to ride my bike (gasp!) without a helmet! Even fell a few times, going waaaaay too fast, and never got worse than a bloodied knee. ;-)



      It seems very odd to me that in order for me to get to the item I bought, I have to create, and then dispose of, potentially hazzardous waste.

      I in no way meant to defend this style of packaging - I'll join you at the front of the line to condemn its creator to a death-of-a-thousand-cuts by tossing him in a waste bin ful of the remains of such packaging and shaking it vigorously. But you have to understand, stores view us not as potential customers, but as potential criminals. They can't live without our patronage, but little would make places like Wallyworld happier than banning all human visitors (including their own employees).

      But really, it doesn't take a surgeon (cue rimshot - a "plastic" surgeon! Thanks, I play here all night, love you guys) to successfully open even the toughest of packages safely and quickly. It just takes, as my subject says, "patience". Calmly apply the scissors, and you will get to the prize in well under a minute. Freak out and try to tear into it with hulk-fury-muscles, and you'll break the toy and probably injure yourself, while taking well over a minute to get in.



      If Dave Barry had written this, and the summary had the foot icon, I wouldn't have said anything beyond my amused agreement. But to seriously present "strong packaging" as some sort of life-threatening consumer menace... I had to take issue with that.

    3. Re:MOD PARENT UP by deltacephei · · Score: 1

      But really, it doesn't take a surgeon (cue rimshot - a "plastic" surgeon! Thanks, I play here all night, love you guys) to successfully open even the toughest of packages safely and quickly. It just takes, as my subject says, "patience". Calmly apply the scissors, and you will get to the prize in well under a minute. Freak out and try to tear into it with hulk-fury-muscles, and you'll break the toy and probably injure yourself, while taking well over a minute to get in.

      Sounds like either a personality test for a job seeker, a modern day challenge at a zen retreat or the premise of a really funny SNL piece. Damn, I miss John Belushi.

  19. Geez by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, I agree the packaging is annoying, but all the comments here are perplexing me (e.g., "how do the manufacturers expect people to open these?", "Using a knife is dangerous!!")

    Like, have people on Slashdot never heard of this fancy gadget called "scissors"? Come down from the trees, my monkey brethren, and let me show these wacky things called "tools".

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    1. Re:Geez by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Some packaging is resistant to even scissors. But the real point is the extremely DANGEROUS packaging left over after you cut it with scissors or knife- that alone can cause really deep cuts and abrassions.

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    2. Re:Geez by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      Some packaging is resistant to even scissors. But the real point is the extremely DANGEROUS packaging left over after you cut it with scissors or knife- that alone can cause really deep cuts and abrassions.

      You know, knives are sharp and dangerous, too, but I somehow manage to handle them without slicing my skin to ribbons.

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    3. Re:Geez by snarkth · · Score: 1

      Yeah, no kidding.

        In related news, Sharp Objects can produce Flesh Wounds... gory film at 11 (on scifi, of course) :-)

        snarkth

    4. Re:Geez by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Like, have people on Slashdot never heard of this fancy gadget called "scissors"?

      A pair of scissors is simply two knives attached on a fulcrum. Unless you're talking about plastic "safety scissors" unsuitable for any use but giving to kindergartners to cut construction paper with, scissors are going to be nearly as hazardous as a single-bladed knife.

      I would also like to know how you manage to cut away a nine-inch strip of plastic from one of these clamshells using five-inch shears, without exposing your knuckles to fresh jagged edges, o scissor-knowing genius.

    5. Re:Geez by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      A pair of scissors is simply two knives attached on a fulcrum. Unless you're talking about plastic "safety scissors" unsuitable for any use but giving to kindergartners to cut construction paper with, scissors are going to be nearly as hazardous as a single-bladed knife.

      Except you'll note the clever way the handle allows one to perform a "scissoring" action safely behind the oh-so-hazardous razor-sharp blades o' death.

      I would also like to know how you manage to cut away a nine-inch strip of plastic from one of these clamshells using five-inch shears, without exposing your knuckles to fresh jagged edges, o scissor-knowing genius.

      Well, in this case, you could simply cut from each end, producing a total cutting action of 10", but let's say it's 12" of plastic with 5" shears. In that case, I would normally cut away the excess plastic as I go, and angle the scissors (and my hand) away from potential bloody menace. As another poster pointed it, it's really a question of patience.

      I had no idea that so many Slashdotters lived in fear of sharp tools...

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    6. Re:Geez by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      You know, knives are sharp and dangerous, too, but I somehow manage to handle them without slicing my skin to ribbons.

      I can't say that I have, throughout my life. In fact, I've had quite a few stiches in the past due to knife wounds- and a big scar on my thumb where I failed, while making margaritas, to discover where the lime ended and my thumb began.

      Having said that, there's a distinction- you EXPECT knives to be sharp. You don't expect the plastic packaging on an under-4 child's toy to be sharp.

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  20. modern packaging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have cut my self several times on that hard plastic casing, only one time was badly enough that it really bled a lot. I never understood why they used that stuff. It is amazingly difficult to remove, even with the use of scissors.

    I don't buy CDs anymore partly because of the stupid packaging they come in. Really it is the plastic strip they use to seal the cases - after breaking several CD cases in a row I finally just said fuck it. Now I get all of my music from the internet, so much less hassle.

  21. As for CD cases by spun · · Score: 1

    Just run the edge of the package over a hard sharp edge like a counter or desk and most times the plastic will peel right off.

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    1. Re:As for CD cases by HorsePunchKid · · Score: 2, Informative

      Even easier is the so-called Baym technique for opening CDs. Just pop the hinge of the jewel case off. The case will then be hinged on the sticky tape, and it's trivial to pull off at that point. There's some minor risk of breaking the hinge, but I've only had it happen once, as far as I remember.

      Once I used this technique on a White Zombie CD I bought from Best Buy, only to find that the disc inside was an old, horribly scratched Black Sabbath tribute album. I reassembled the case before removing the tape and had an interesting time explaining to the people at Best Buy how I knew it had the wrong CD inside...

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    2. Re:As for CD cases by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      I used that method to open a Symantec C++ CD set back in the day. It had a paper/plastic seal along the edge, which was the part of the package marked 'break this seal if you agree to the license.' Gently popping the jewel case hingepins, it was trivial to open the CD without breaking the seal.

      Needless to say I never broke the seal through the entire life of the compiler.

  22. Steve Martin's essay by steveha · · Score: 1
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  23. FUNNY - Domesticus - Plasticus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    I work for one of those companies that import, sell, and manfuacture products just like that.

    Do you know how many times the US Customs dept calls up and asks us what specieces of CLAM is we are importing?

    Our answer is always: "Domesticus Plasticus" followed by a long pause...

    1. Re:FUNNY - Domesticus - Plasticus by Aenoxi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ha ha, reminds me of something that happened at work a couple of months ago. One of our partners was on business in the US. He managed to lose his Blackberry and so our tech support guys in Hong Kong couriered him a couple of new ones. The package got stopped by US customs. When we inquired why it turns out that our tech guy had listed the contents as "Blackberries" and the customs had detained them as an illegal unlicensed food import... doh

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    2. Re:FUNNY - Domesticus - Plasticus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldn't that be "Plasticus Sinensis"?

      A) You already said you're importing

      B) This is 21st-century USA. We don't do domestic.

  24. Also Difficult to Return by tknaught · · Score: 1

    Call me cynical, but I've always thought that one of the seller's motivations in using blister packs is to force the consumer to mangle the packaging so badly when opening it that he or she will only bother trying to return the item if it has severe defects.

  25. Guns don't kill people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plastic clamshell packaging kills people.

  26. In other news... by freyyr890 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Kevlar-reinforced DVD cases! Annoying plastic wrap got you down? Our-easy to open* kevlar-reinforced DVD cases will prevent in store theft! *requires purchase of our new thermite-based case opener. May potentially destroy contents. Thermite case opener now shipped in new kevlar casing.

  27. Chainsaw anyone? by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's not just consumer electronics and such that are overwrought with packaging. Many packaged foods are also very difficult to access. I remember when you could get into breakfast cereal just using your hands. Now you needs scissors to get into most packaged foods. Some are very difficult, and it's also possible to wreck the food or product you're trying to get to because of the packaging.

    The worst packaging is for computer accessories and such. The thickness and strength of the plastic used is absolutely ridiculous. It's obvious no consumer pre-market testing ever takes place. I've seen this develop in the past 20 years and it's gotten completely out of control. I wonder how it is for the elderly and disabled to get into many household goods and such.

    I've also wondered about why it has come to pass. I understand the need for keeping food fresh and products safe from damage, but I feel the current packaging "paradigm" is way out of control and needs to be reigned in.

    Some other interesting things to ponder is that all this packaging is made from plastic, derived from oil, and will end up in a landfill, and take quite a few years to decompose. So in effect you have an extremely inefficient use of resources and energy to protect products and food that is also very detrimental to the environment.

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    1. Re:Chainsaw anyone? by vincentj7 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I once had an experience with ridiculous food packing. It was so traumatic that I felt compelled to write about it:

      On Freshness and Weiners

      Since when did the security of my hot dogs become so paramount? I decided to have a couple for dinner tonight, but I could barely get the package open! At first glance, it looks like a standard plastic wrapper, with the requisite ziplock strip (for freshness!) But once I began to open the package, I realized it is actually a hermetically sealed vault with no less than four stages of defense between me and my tasty franks. I admit I was fooled by the words on the wrapper: "Easy open! Resealable packaging!" It would prove to be neither.

      Step one looks simple enough: tear along the perforated line. Okay. But in this devious contraption that strategy yields no results. Below the perforation lies an unassuming red strip sandwiched between four layers of plastic. The strip is made from an indestructible space-age composite that forms a permanent, indelible bond with its surrounding layers. The red strip itself performs no physical function; its sole purpose is to taunt you like some kind of unattainable trophy. I spent minutes trying to expose the object to the elements before I realized the true nature of the artifice. A pair of scissors applied strategically below the strip dispatched the insidious foe. The third stronghold was the aforementioned ziplock strip, which one might assume would provide a sufficient measure of freshness beyond the first two barriers. The feeble ziplock strip provided a brief moment of respite and optimism until I realized there was yet another layer of protection. An adhesive seal remained like a ticking time bomb, ready to disrupt the integrity of the entire structure. Separating the glue between the two walls detached a section of ziplock also, rendering the resealable packaging totally ineffectual. By the time I got the package open, I had actually starved to death.

      Next time I think I'll just have a burger.

    2. Re:Chainsaw anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do any "resealable" packages actually work? I've yet to see one where the ziplock was not destroyed automatically by the process of opening it. I buy pre-sliced cheese regularly so I get a lot of practice trying to open these up - no matter how careful I am it almost never works. I've tried on probably 20 packages over the past year, 3 of them were actually resealable.

    3. Re:Chainsaw anyone? by vincentj7 · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, the most useful resealable package I've seen in recent memory used a strip of weak adhesive rather than a cheap Ziplock knockoff. However, it is on a package of disposable razors, so it's utility is questionable. It's not like I need to keep my razors fresh.

    4. Re:Chainsaw anyone? by Btarlinian · · Score: 1
      Do any "resealable" packages actually work?
      As a matter of fact, yes. The zip locks usually work. It's just that the actual zip lock is not up to the quality of a real Ziploc/Glad/generic store brand bag. However, my favorite resealable package is the new Chips Ahoy! package (warning: flash site, look at the opening animation.) At first I thought it wouldn't work. But its probably the most creative and workable resealable package I've ever seen.
  28. I've wonderd how long... by zeromusmog · · Score: 1

    it would take someone to severely injure themselves, start a class-action lawsuit, and sue the people who make these packages so hard they'd reconsider the supposed advantages. I have thought this DOUBLE while opening a Wii remote and classic controller package recently while dreaming about the pretty boxes the European versions come in.

    Can't our overly-litigious society do something productive for once? :(

  29. Speak their language by Reason58 · · Score: 1

    I've said it before and I'll say it again; businesses will do whatever consumers let them get away with.

    If this type of packaging bothers people that much then they should let the companies know in the only language they understand, money. Buy an alternative product which uses a more sane packaging method.

  30. Very Dangerous by imputor · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My wife nearly killed herself, literally, trying to open one of these plastic fortresses. It was an individually wrapped steak knife. She cut the plastic around the knife and began to pull the knife out by the handle (which was outside of the plastic), but it got stuck on the way out, jumped, and proceeded to slash her wrist about 5 inches long, from the middle of her palm to just past the wrist-bone. Took her to the ER where she proceeded to get 16 stitches and a "you were lucky" speech from the doctor. 1 milimeter one way or the other and she would have severed either a main artery or damaging nerves and tendons, potentially losing the usage of her hand. Doctor said, "you're lucky blood wasn't squirting all over your ceiling." I can't even imagine what would have happened if I were not there to tourniquet her arm and get her to the ER. All of this 2 weeks before our wedding. Yeah, now the story is funny to tell, but at the time it was scary as fuck. Plus, do you know what it's like explaining to your family why your finance has a slashed open wrist 2 weeks before your wedding? Hah! This packaging is ridiculous and needs to go.

    1. Re:Very Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least she knows how to slash correctly.

      Remember Kiddies: It's "down the road" not "accross the street".

    2. Re:Very Dangerous by Nahor · · Score: 4, Funny
      do you know what it's like explaining to your family why your finance has a slashed open wrist 2 weeks before your wedding?
      There is something Freudian there, but I'm not quite sure how to interpret it. Is it your future wife or the wedding that you find expensive?
    3. Re:Very Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      you'd probably be better off putting pressure on the wound and elevating it than applying a tourniquet.

    4. Re:Very Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What brand knife was it?

      I have some college buddies who are getting married soon, and this sounds like a perfect prank wedding present.

    5. Re:Very Dangerous by toxicity69 · · Score: 1

      I'd tell them the story about my fiancee, I'm not sure I'd tell them about my finance though, lol.

  31. Hand Surgeons Love Em by kbob88 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My brother-in-law is a plastic surgeon specializing in hands. He told me last year that fully a *third* of his surgeries are to repair damage caused by these plastic packages. Most commonly, people get frustrated and apply extra force with a knife, which then slips and cuts across the palm of the hand, slicing through some of the tendons and nerves that control the fingers. It is a real mess to repair apparently. Or people cut themselves up on the sharp plastic edges by trying to rip open the package with their hands and brute force.

    Bad for us non-surgeons, but good for them - he has a really nice boat!

    1. Re:Hand Surgeons Love Em by ditto999999999999999 · · Score: 1

      One of those sharp pieces sliced me across the top of the hand a few years ago. It was a clean cut, but it bled a lot and left a scar.

      ditto

    2. Re:Hand Surgeons Love Em by Oriumpor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not that I think Class-Actions are a good thing, but ffs I'd put my name on a class action that targetted the manufacturers of the fabrication systems that create these finger slicing packages. There has got to be a smarter, safer, and more secure way of packaging goods. It would probably cost $0.05 more per package and unless something changes they might as well pay for the 1/4 inch scar across the top of my, and every other consumer's, left index finger.

    3. Re:Hand Surgeons Love Em by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      My brother-in-law is a plastic surgeon specializing in hands. He told me last year that fully a *third* of his surgeries are to repair damage caused by these plastic packages. Most commonly, people get frustrated and apply extra force with a knife, which then slips and cuts across the palm of the hand, slicing through some of the tendons and nerves that control the fingers. It is a real mess to repair apparently. Or people cut themselves up on the sharp plastic edges by trying to rip open the package with their hands and brute force.

      The sad part - is virtually none of those injuries would happen, no - not by changing the packaging, but if people wouldn't be such damm idiots. Use a *good* knife, a little common sense, and a little patience and you'll have the contents of the package out in no time with no injury and no damage to the product. (Most folks knives and scissors are about as sharp as the average 2x4 - edges must be maintained folks!.)
    4. Re:Hand Surgeons Love Em by renoX · · Score: 1

      Well you know opening packages on Christmas with young children wanting to play with their toys as soon as possible isn't the most calm situation.

    5. Re:Hand Surgeons Love Em by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 1

      Holy fuck, I had no idea it was that dangerous. I always try to use scissors, but many of those packages have defeated them, I've fallen back on using a serrated knife. I'm going to keep my tin-snips in the kitches from now on. Thanks for the heads up.

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    6. Re:Hand Surgeons Love Em by Mr.+McGibby · · Score: 1

      Use a *good* knife, a little common sense, and a little patience and you'll have the contents of the package out in no time with no injury and no damage to the product.

      None of which is ever explained or printed on the package. That's the problem. I shouldn't have to be an expert in knives in order to open a package a ink cartidges. Packages sold to the general public should be openable by the GENERAL PUBLIC. Your type of condesending attitude is simply unreasonable and rude.

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    7. Re:Hand Surgeons Love Em by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      Use a *good* knife, a little common sense, and a little patience and you'll have the contents of the package out in no time with no injury and no damage to the product.

      None of which is ever explained or printed on the package. That's the problem. I shouldn't have to be an expert in knives in order to open a package a ink cartidges.

      One need not be an expert on knives - you'll note that I did say that common sense was required.
       
       
      Packages sold to the general public should be openable by the GENERAL PUBLIC.

      A good pocketknife can be found at virtually any hardware or sportsmens store. No license or background check is required. There are no restrictions on their ownership.
       
       
      Your type of condesending attitude is simply unreasonable and rude.

      That you regard simple facts of life as 'unreasonable and rude', says much about you - and what it says isn't pretty.
    8. Re:Hand Surgeons Love Em by Mr.+McGibby · · Score: 1

      One need not be an expert on knives - you'll note that I did say that common sense was required.

      Except that I disagree with your statement that it takes only common sense is required. The evidence is not in your favor. If common sense were all that was required, then most folks wouldn't have a problem with this. The reality is the a lot of people *DO* have problems with this. "Common Sense" means that the vast majority of people get it. And they obviously don't in this case.

      A good pocketknife can be found at virtually any hardware or sportsmens store. No license or background check is required. There are no restrictions on their ownership.

      What does that have to do with it? No where on these packages does it say I need a good pocketknife to open these things. I own a good pocketknife, and opening some of these packages isn't much easier with it.

      says much about you

      If you're going to insult me, then you might as well go ahead and do it. What does this say about me that is so bad? That I'm concerned about the welfare of the general public? That I concerned that some new "technology" is causing elevated injury rates, regardless of the reason? Just look at the data: People are getting hurt If it was a few random incidents, then fine, blame the injured. But it isn't just a few random incidents, it's a serious problem.

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    9. Re:Hand Surgeons Love Em by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      Except that I disagree with your statement that it takes only common sense is required. The evidence is not in your favor. If common sense were all that was required, then most folks wouldn't have a problem with this.

      Here in the real world, common sense is not all that common.
       
      If you're going to insult me, then you might as well go ahead and do it. What does this say about me that is so bad?

      That not only are you utterly clueless - you are proud of being clueless and actively seek ways to make your seem more clueless.
  32. consumer proof packaging by RedneckJack · · Score: 0

    I would like to meet the executive who decided to put their product into "consumer proof" packaging. I would like to run their d*ck/t*ts through a mulinex ! At least they can put a pull tab where you can yank on it, package opens without the need for any fancy tools.

    What is worse working in gov't, you are required to inventory all items INCLUDING advertisements and blank pieces of paper. You are not allowed to throw anything away. When you get 50 items, the packaging is such a pain in the ass to open multiple times.

  33. After using aviation snips by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...And while you are at Home Depot buy some glue, so after you open the clamshell you can repair the thing you ordered.

  34. But here's what sucked... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    One man even invented a cutter designed specifically for cracking open plastic clamshells."

    It was itself packaged in a plastic clamshell.

    /raises fist, shakes it at sky

  35. What's being opened there?... by Phantombrain · · Score: 1

    Anyone take a close look at the image with the article, in particular the letters? What is that lady getting for her kids?!?!

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  36. Related article by Proud+like+a+god · · Score: 1

    There was a related article at Toms Hardware. 'Who Designed This Crap?'

    1. Re:Related article by Proud+like+a+god · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sorry, tried to un-UK the link, forgot the domain name.

  37. Raison d'etre by debrain · · Score: 1

    No one's hit this yet, but those hard-plastic impossible-to-open cases were designed, as I understand it, to prevent shoplifting. If you can't get it out of the plastic case, you have to lug out a big piece of plastic, which likely has something to trigger an alarm when you try to escape. It would be easer to snag things from a store if you could just pop these things out of the casing.

    1. Re:Raison d'etre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you missed the point. You will lose more money to people not buying your product because of impossible to open packaging than you will from people trying to steal that product.

    2. Re:Raison d'etre by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      No one's hit this yet, but those hard-plastic impossible-to-open cases were designed, as I understand it, to prevent shoplifting.

      So just keep the high-value small items in a glass display case in front of the counter. Problem solved. It's not like you really need to "test drive" a USB key or flash memory card. With things like music players and digicams, you can always have (alarmed) demo models available and keep the rest behind the counter, which is what a lot of stores do anyway.

      -b.

  38. Should be subject of law by owlstead · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The only way to stop this is to put a ban on this. Obviously the products look shiny, but they are difficult to handle, dangerous, difficult to return and unfriendly to the environment. Most of the time I don't even see the idiotic plastic casing until after I've asked the store for the product. If you are ordering online, the chances of seeing the packaging is almost zero. So to level the playing field, this kind of packaging (where the bulk of the waste is not even in the product) should be banned. Lets see what they come up with if they cannot sell anymore in the US or in Europe. Just use a small plastic front that you can slide out between two layers of cardboard for instance, this is already much in use and works perfectly well.

    1. Re:Should be subject of law by zCyl · · Score: 1
      The only way to stop this is to put a ban on this.

      Gah, be careful what you wish for. We have enough well-intentioned laws that stick their legal noses where they don't belong, and end up legislating us into a corner. Sure, modern plastic packaging is annoying and in some cases potentially dangerous to open. But you don't want to create laws which might inadvertently restrict protective packaging for fragile items.
    2. Re:Should be subject of law by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      The only way to stop this is to put a ban on this.

      Banning is a bit too strong here. Just tack on a 100% sales tax if the weight of the packaging exceeds the weight of the item unless the item is (a) jewelery or (b) fragile - where a drop onto a floor from, say, 4 ft height is liable to destroy it or it contains glass/crystal parts.

      The power to tax is the power to destroy, or at least limit.

      -b.

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  40. Sealed ketchup bottles by Joosy · · Score: 4, Funny

    You flip open the top of a new bottle of ketchup. You squeeze. Nothing comes out.

    Oh, yeah. You forgot about the inner seal.

    You unscrew the top and are faced with a circular round piece of foil which seals the opening. Attached to this is a white plastic semi-circle. This is sticking up, implying that by pulling you will also remove the silver foil seal, allowing access to the product.

    You pull at the semi-circle [gently|firmly|side-to-side|straight up] and it detaches completely, leaving the silver seal in place and the product as inaccessible as before.

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    1. Re:Sealed ketchup bottles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) grasp the semi-circle between thumb and curled index finger. Grasp as close to the bottom as you can (where it attaches to the foil), and as close to the tip of your thumb as practical.

      2) rotate your grasping thumb and forefinger (rotate tip of thumb up) while keeping the first knuckle against the rim of the ketchup bottle.

      3) the foil should peel off fairly easily

      YMMV, EYK (enjoy your ketchup).

    2. Re:Sealed ketchup bottles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unscrew the top. Notice the lid has a pointy bit that seals the top hole? Put the lid down on the ketchup bottle lip and press. Pointy bit pokes throug seal. If necessary, turn lid round in place. Remove nearly detatched seal from bottle opening.

      Et violla.

    3. Re:Sealed ketchup bottles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, you see, you got it wrong. It should be [gently|firmly][side-to-side|straight up]

    4. Re:Sealed ketchup bottles by eck011219 · · Score: 1

      on a side note about ketchup ... they now have those membrane squirter things in the lids, making it impossible to apply less than five tablespoons of ketchup to whatever you're trying to condimentalize. Bad enough with ketchup, but a total dealbreaker with mustard.

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  41. plastics by Quadraginta · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One of the problems the manufacturers have is that people demand nice, crystal-clear transparent plastics in their packaging, so they can ogle the merchandise without actually putting their hands all over it (which the retailers do not want, for obvious reasons).

    But what makes plastics very transparent is also what makes them form those nasty sharp edges when broken or cut. In the jargon, you need plastics that are very 'glassy' at room temperatures.

    So the situation ends up not much different than with glass (silica) itself. It's lovely stuff, very transparent, easy to form into different shapes at a low temperature, quite cheap -- but, alas, forming those nasty strong, sharp edges when you break it.

    You can certainly go back to polyethylene for packaging, which is nice and soft, easy to open, without sharp edges. But it's a lot cloudier, since it's much more crystalline, and people don't like that, apparently.

    1. Re:plastics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      But what makes plastics very transparent is also what makes them form those nasty sharp edges when broken or cut. In the jargon, you need plastics that are very 'glassy' at room temperatures.

      Looks like someone failed their polymer chemistry course. Whether a plastic is glassy or not does not correlate with whether a plastic is transparent or not. There are crystalline plastics that are very transparent, and others that are not. There are glassy plastics that are very transparent, and others that are not.

      Now, some crystalline plastics have crystalline regions that are in the size range where they can scatter visible light, which will make it cloudy, or even opaque.

      So the situation ends up not much different than with glass (silica) itself. It's lovely stuff, very transparent, easy to form into different shapes at a low temperature, quite cheap -- but, alas, forming those nasty strong, sharp edges when you break it.

      Scientifically speaking, glass is a state of matter that is not ordered very well. Generally speaking, crystalline plastics are much harder than glassy plastics. The nasty edges when you break regular glass has to do with fracture patterns and the way crack tips propogate.

      You can certainly go back to polyethylene for packaging, which is nice and soft, easy to open, without sharp edges. But it's a lot cloudier, since it's much more crystalline, and people don't like that, apparently.

      What people want is not a factor. Retailers want a strong, tough plastic case that is difficult to open in the store to reduce shoplifting since it makes it more difficult to remove the anti-shoplifting tags. Some products (eg CF cards) are so small that they would be easy to shoplift. Putting them in a huge plastic case reduces theft.

      However, a strong, tough case that is difficult to open in the store is also difficult to open after purchase.

    2. Re:plastics by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      What people want is also important, indirectly. If I use crystal-clear packaging and yours is milky, my product will look a bit better and the customer will be more likely to choose it. If I use bigger packaging, it will stand out better on shelves.

    3. Re:plastics by Quadraginta · · Score: 5, Informative

      Looks like someone failed their polymer chemistry course.

      Well, I've taught polymer physics -- the chemistry is not what's interesting here -- so it would be most unfortunate if that were the case.

      Whether a plastic is glassy or not does not correlate with whether a plastic is transparent or not.

      What makes something cloudy or opaque? You need structure on the scale of the wavelength of light to scatter visible light. Undergraduate physics tells us that something with a high crystallinity, made of lots of microcrystalline domains, is probably going to have such structure, and amorphous (glassy) substances -- which as you've pointed out yourself have far less regular structure -- will probably not. Hence one generally expects polymers with higher crystallinity like polethylene to be opaque or cloudy, as indeed they are, and polymer resins with low crystallinity like PS to be clear, as, by golly, they are.

      Here is a little intro on polymers from the American Plastics Council, in which you'll note the following:

      "Amorphous polymers are generally transparent. This is an important characteristic for many applications such as food wrap, plastic windows, headlights and contact lenses. Obviously not all polymers are transparent. The polymer chains in objects that are translucent and opaque are in a crystalline arrangement...The higher the degree of crystallinity, the less light can pass through the polymer. Therefore, the degree of translucence or opaqueness of the polymer is directly affected by its crystallinity."

      Hmmm... do you suppose those silly folks at the American Plastics Council failed polymer physics, too?

    4. Re:plastics by mrbcs · · Score: 3, Funny
      Second time on Slashdot I've seen an AC Pwned by a teacher / professor.

      Priceless... I LOVE slashdot!

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  42. Follow-up Question by Bugs42 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Where does one acquire these aviation snips? ...And do they come in a plastic shell?
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  43. I blame Todd McFarlane by exley · · Score: 1

    Although McFarlane Toys may not have been the first to use this style of packaging, they're the ones whose products I first remember buying with the clamshell packaging. To this day, whenever I try to open something in that type of packaging -- regardless of manufacturer -- one of the first things out of my mouth is "Fucking Todd!"

    1. Re:I blame Todd McFarlane by amuro98 · · Score: 1

      Hahaha.

      A friend of mine got me a McFarlane figure from "Bastard", or as I called it, "The world's most dangerous action figure". The thing must have been made out of the same dangerously sharp plastic that the packaging was made out of, because you couldn't even touch this thing without getting cut or nicked by the multitude of claws and horns sticking out of it (odd, I don't remember him having so many in the anime/manga...) Even its hairdo was a mass razor sharp points!

      After the thing drew blood from me once too often, I sold it at a garage sale. Some 10 year old boy was interested in it, and I was giving him a stern warning that the thing was VERY sharp and probably not suitable for children. But it was too late. The kid had already picked the thing up, to show his mother. "Hey Mom! Can I buy th - *OW*!" Ah. The thing had found a new victim. The kid still wanted it, though the mother (wisely) made him wrap it up in a shirt before putting it in their bag.

  44. WMDs? Not quite, but certainly frustrated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well two things.

    One some packaging is designed to prevent people from removing the contents and leaving the packaging. Trust me, I've seen the end result.

    Two I find a very sharp safety blade (like used in some cutters) to be effective without straining. Plus it makes it easier to return the product (Wal-Mart is good about this. Ask me about the paper shredder).

  45. Oh but it's so easy... by DrVomact · · Score: 1

    to open one of those bubble packages, I just get my handy tin-snips. Tin snips will win over plastic every time. Of course, that doesn't prevent me from cutting the user manual in half, like another poster mentioned.

    I hear there's a new annex in Dante's Hell for the guy who invented bubble wrap: He's confined in a room knee-deep in bite-sized portions of delicacies and drink...all packaged in bubble wrap. And of course, the poor guy is not equipped with tools. I hear he lost his last tooth after a week.

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  46. A recipe for tragedy by bill_kress · · Score: 1

    Try buying an iPod accessory on the way out of town to help on your long trip, then, while driving, realize that you don't have any cutting implements.

    Can you sue the manufacture for the ensuing multi-car rage-inspired collision?

  47. Perforated Plastic? by Bryansix · · Score: 1

    Some packages I have seen like this also include perforated lines and just enough of an opening to slip a finger in the package so you can open it yourself with no tools. I don't understand why all packages of this type don't include this feature.

  48. Sounds like a business opportunity to me by sproketboy · · Score: 1

    Stores could offer de-packaging as a service or just do it and roll the price. I would pay more for less hassle. WalMart won't do it so it could be good for the smaller stores.

  49. Personally by Hubbell · · Score: 0

    I use a pair of scissors to cut off a corner of the packaging with enough space for me to fit atleast 3 fingers from each hand into it, and then HULKRIP! tear it in half down the seams.
    My other favorite is to just take a butcher knife and chop it, always fun :)

  50. OpenX by CyberSlugGump · · Score: 1

    I have one of the OpenX cutters mentioned on page two of the articles, and it does not work very well for me. Anyone get one of these to work?

  51. Windows 98 box by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

    I think the first time I ever saw how ridiculous packaging was, was either a Windows 98 or Windows 2000 media kit my dad bought at Costco. The cardboard box that contained the install cd, EULA, manual, etc;, was encased in a thick plastic "bubble" that was extremely difficult to open. We used a serrated knife and scissors and it took us about 10 minutes, because we were trying not to damage the cardboard box with the cd in it.

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  52. It's because of shitty customers. by MoneyT · · Score: 1

    Seriously, the packaging exists, and retailers demand it because so many customers have no respect for other people's property. It never ceased to amaze me during my time in retail the number of people who would walk into a store, see something they like and start unpackaging it right there on the floor just so they could get a closer look. Didn't even ask anyone if there was one open they could look at, just tore into the box. And the worst part of it was, if the store tried to stop that by say, taping the corners of the box shut, people would TEAR the box. Then these same people would have the gall to put the box they just tore open back on the shelf and take an unopened one up to the register. Blister packs exist because of people like these. Do everyone a favor this holiday season and ask before you tear open a package on the shelf.

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    1. Re:It's because of shitty customers. by mschuyler · · Score: 1

      Or they take it out because it's easier to steal. The plastic wrap with embedded security tag is as much to keep thieves at bay as anything else.

      (plea)
      Oh, and by the way, working retail sucks. If at all possible, be nice to the next sales clerk you deal with (assuming they are themselves.) The holidays are absolute killers for these folks. They make zilch and work very long hours.
      (/plea)

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    2. Re:It's because of shitty customers. by bosef1 · · Score: 1

      You are right about the shitty customers, especially the ones who just tear into a box and leave it a complete mess. I feel bad when I see those boxes on the shelves, and think, "Well, there's another sale lost", 'cause who wants to buy the torn up box.

      On the other hand, usually when I open a box in a store, it is because there isn't a floor display for that particular product, and I want to make sure I am getting exactly the right thing before I buy it. Or I may want to look at the manual and verify that the product is compatible with the equipment I already have. What would be great is if stores had signs that directed the customer on how to see a opened product or manual if there isn't one right by the product. It would be awesome if I could simply ask the employee directly, but with the rate of change of things, and the low quality of some of today's employees, I don't think they would be able to give me the answer, nor would I be able to trust them if I did.

    3. Re:It's because of shitty customers. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Seriously, the packaging exists, and retailers demand it because so many customers have no respect for other people's property. It never ceased to amaze me during my time in retail the number of people who would walk into a store, see something they like and start unpackaging it right there on the floor just so they could get a closer look. Didn't even ask anyone if there was one open they could look at, just tore into the box.
      And of course, it never occured to you that whenever one "asks for an opened one to take a closer look", the retailer looks at them like if they asked to dance naked in the middle of rush-hour traffic in the winter???
    4. Re:It's because of shitty customers. by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Irrellevant. The point is, the customer has no respect for the retailer's property and didn't ask permission. Just because the retailer does not have an open one for demo and just because they won't let you open it does not give you the right to open the product in the first place. If you want to see it so bad, buy it., find a different retailer or find another way. But do not tear into the packaging and then whine and complain when packaging becomes designed to withstand your rude behaviors.

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    5. Re:It's because of shitty customers. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      Irrellevant. The point is, the customer has no respect for the retailer's property and didn't ask permission. Just because the retailer does not have an open one for demo and just because they won't let you open it does not give you the right to open the product in the first place. If you want to see it so bad, buy it., find a different retailer or find another way. But do not tear into the packaging and then whine and complain when packaging becomes designed to withstand your rude behaviors.
      What is rude is assinine retailers who want to give crappy service, like not allowing people to make sure that they really buy what they want or making returns so difficult that they are effectively impossible. And most of those assinine retailers are the fabled "mom and pop" stores, so it's not surprising that people will shop at Wall-Marde, where returning merchandise is not a cardinal sin.
    6. Re:It's because of shitty customers. by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      The point is, the customer has no respect for the retailer's property and didn't ask permission.

      In a small store, I'd probably ask. I would *try* to ask in a place like CompUSA. But the last time I had to go to CompUSA, I waited (I shit you not) 30 min for a floor salesguy to unlock the damn display case. Getting human help in the big box stores is like pulling teeth.

      -b.

    7. Re:It's because of shitty customers. by terrymr · · Score: 1

      My logic here is that I'm looking to buy the product and not the box .. it saves me and the retailer time if I can look inside the box before I buy something. If there's somebody around I'll ask them first if they can open it for me.

    8. Re:It's because of shitty customers. by jimicus · · Score: 1

      the retailer looks at them like if they asked to dance naked in the middle of rush-hour traffic in the winter???

      That's a good idea. I'll ask them to do that next time.

  53. Colbert by Umbral+Blot · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I can't believe that no one has linked this yet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTjeAR2bnfU
    From march 2006

    1. Re:Colbert by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they couldn't get the link out of its packaging? Those tubes can be a bitch to open.

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  54. You want DRM? Use a knife. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Yeah, both are bogus and if you stand up for your rights you get action -- but what do you want to bet a lot of people don't?"

    We're geeks. If we can open DRM? Then we can open anything.

  55. Trauma shears by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    trauma shears.

    Should be able to pick them up for $4 or so. Get a couple. They're extremely handy.

    No good for precision cutting, but perfect for cutting through tough, thick plastic, cardboard, or card stock.

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  56. Solutions to this problem: better packaging by massysett · · Score: 1

    The article didn't mention that some of today's most successful products have not taken this plastic bubble route. Most notably, the iPod has always come in elegant, easy-to-open boxes--none of this plastic bubble crap. Apple even claims that the new nano box was designed to save packaging and be more earth-friendly--I find that an odd claim, with its non-biodegradable acrylic box, but interesting nonetheless. Even Microsoft with the Zune followed Apple's lead.

    Of course, Apple stores keep their products under lock and key, so maybe they don't have to worry about people cracking open packages and stealing the goods. However, Apple also relies on resellers--they typically keep the iPods under lock and key too. An argument for the plastic bubbles is that consumers are more likely to buy merchandise if they can take it off the shelves themselves and take it to the registers, and that the bubbles allow this while deterring theft. I do agree that in large chain stores with their typically lousy service, it is better if I can grab the product myself and go pay for it. But (of all places) Best Buy seems to have a good solution to this: put boxes on the shelf, but encase them in clear plastic boxes or strange contraptions with plastic strings that may be removed by the cashier. I've also seen Microsoft software boxed up in this manner and, of course, CDs have been sold this way for years. Problem solved.

    Manufacturers will have to pay more attention to this, especially as the population greys and gets arthritic. Besides, Apple shows that good packaging matters.

  57. I'm a victem by AsmordeanX · · Score: 1

    Going back nearly 20 years ago when these things started to first show up my mother had purchased a toy for me. After spending a great deal of time, my 10 year old brain decided to locate a knife. Now, I had used pocket knife quite a bit, I carved stuff with chisels and such without injury but the infernal plastic was something else.

    I grabbed a Staysharp knife and stabbed the package and pulled the knife though it. Unlike wood though there isn't grain to follow so instead of going away from me in a straight line, it curved down and into my waiting thumb. It took 5 stitches and a very panicked mother to fix.

    I'll be the first to admit it wasn't a smart way to open the packaging and I am much more careful know but I can see where issue might arise.

    I recently purchased a cheap camera. The entire back was perforated so that you could easily rip it open by hand. Ha! A solution exists.

  58. responsibility by Kazrath · · Score: 0

    These packages are a little crazy. But seriously guy & gals is it that complicated? It's funny how it's always someone elses fault that you got hurt but it can't be your fault. Most everyone has had the basic rules of using sharp objects taught to them by their parents. If you haven't or your kids havent you have failed as parents.

    A standard pair of sissors and 10 seconds to cut the top of one of the crinked edges and you can usually pull these "Shells" apart with ease. I guess in this lazy "America" opening a little package is to complicated for us.

    1. Re:responsibility by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      Since most of them are heat sealed on all 4 sides I normally use the scissors to cut two sides. If whats inside is the least bit fragile I will cut three sides and open it like a clam. Packaging needs to be simplified.

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  59. I remember one time I used scissors to open one by NonSequor · · Score: 1

    I found that when I was finished that I had cut the cord to the headphones inside.

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  60. Just wait for the dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Duh

  61. OpenX is dangerous crap. by VidEdit · · Score: 3, Informative

    I thought the OpenX sounded like a great stocking stuffer. I bought 4 last year. I almost cut myself the minute I tried it!

    OpenX has two cutterblades, a safe one for pushing and a hidden dangerous one that pops out of the bottom for starting the cutting process with a piercing cut. It's this latter blade I almost cut myself with. Clamshells are just too tough for the blades and it is highly likely that the package will slip when you try to use the starting cutter. I pictured family members trying to use the opener at Christmas with Clamshells on their lap--shudder. I decided not to give the gift of possible genital mutilation and exsaguination for Christmas and tossed all 4 in the trash. By some heavy duty sheers instead.

    IMO

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    1. Re:OpenX is dangerous crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there are other clamshell openers out there that aren't so dangerous. i could only find the one at the moment, but i saw another one on tv the other day. they work more like can openers so the only way to really hurt yourself, at first look at least (i'm sure SOMEONE could hurt themselves), is to stick your finger directly into the blades.

      http://www.pyranna.com/

  62. Re:Rage? Not quite, but certainly frustrated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CD/DVD Cases: Get scissors. Real scissors, which end in a point and are fairly thin. Slip them under the folds of the plastic and Bob's your uncle. Works effectively well for getting under and peeling away that horrible fucking 'pull here SO IT BREAKS AHAHAHAHA' tape that's on the edges.

    Plastic Clamshells: Two words, tin shears.

  63. Nah, you can have your cake and eat it too... by maillemaker · · Score: 4, Interesting

    No one has a problem with nice, clear plastic windows in packaging so you can see the item in the box.

    What people have a problem with is when that clear plastic FRONT window is thermally, ultrasonically, or RF welded to a matching BACK clamshell.

    This is what makes you have to break out the damn jackhammer to get to the item inside.

    It's all to help prevent shoplifting.

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    1. Re:Nah, you can have your cake and eat it too... by Quadraginta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's all to help prevent shoplifting.

      Maybe, but that's not obvious to me. Perhaps the major reasons are to assist in packing and prevent damage in transit. Small widgets are sorted and packed at high speed by machines. If you design a package that can be opened by the pretty feeble forces a human fingertip can exert, then it's not going to be able to be sorted at 80 MPH by the metal claw of a robot.

      You're looking at it from the point of view of the thing sitting on the display hook in the store. But that's near the end of its life before use: it has a long history from factory floor to the store that you need to consider, and there's a good chance major aspects of the packaging are designed to meet the needs of distribution and transport.

    2. Re:Nah, you can have your cake and eat it too... by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unless you're talking about a mail-order warehouse, AFAIK, most of the transportation/sorting is done by the pallet or some other moderately large quantity bundled together. When the machine sorts a box full of boxes, no matter how flimsy the interior boxes are, unless it sticks a proboscis through the outer box or something, the inner boxes shouldn't be damaged....

      There are four likely reasons: to deter shoplifting, to make the product as visible as possible, to reduce cost (cheaper to fuse plastic together than to do a box with a single clear plastic case), and to reduce returns on inexpensive goods. Every return costs the companies a chunk of change If you can't restore the factory packaging, they can make it really hard to return it unless it is defective (which most returns are not). All four of those have to do with putting real money into the manufacturer's bottom line, whether through increased sales from higher visibility or through cost cutting.

      This is what razor knives are for, IMHO.

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    3. Re:Nah, you can have your cake and eat it too... by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

      Er, how did the 'moderately large quantity bundled together' get bundled together? A machine, no doubt. That's what I meant.

      I dunno about reducing the cost of returns. If returns are major factor in your product, you've got a much bigger problem than the cost of goods breaking on the way back. I think the important thing is reducing the cost of distributing the goods in the first place. And there are significant stresses on things when they're distributed. For example, do not forget that there are stresses within a shrink-wrapped pallet of widgets up to which they must stand. If the packages are all going to break apart when a 12-year-old pushes on them, they're not going to stand up when a forklift tries to lift the pallet.

      Yes, you're right that if you make a sturdy external box, you do not need to rely on sturdy boxes for each widget. But that's expensive. Now you have these big costly boxes that you need to track, recycle (throwing them out each time would clearly be expensive), track, move, et cetera. My observation of warehouses is that they're moving away from intermediate packaging and relying more on the sturdiness of the final consumer package. You go into Home Depot and stuff is moved around stacked on a pallet with a bunch of plastic wrap around it. Fewer big boxes.

    4. Re:Nah, you can have your cake and eat it too... by Triv · · Score: 1

      It really is primarily about shoplifting - as digital devices become smaller they run the risk of being pocketed. The large, weirdly shaped plastic packaging is specifically designed NOT to fit in a person's pocket (or to be obvious to a security guard if it somehow DID) and it's sealed shut to have the product retain that specific, kludgy shape. I mean, by your logic and if machine sorting were the priority, don't you think electronics would be packaged in, I dunno, CUBES, or some other easily stackable shape?

      Triv

    5. Re:Nah, you can have your cake and eat it too... by NMerriam · · Score: 1
      It's all to help prevent shoplifting.


      I've heard from other friends in the packaging industry that this is the "official" reason but not the real reason. The real reason is that returns of items packed in this way are lower because people have to destroy the package to get the item out, and they think it isn't returnable in such condition. (I believe them that returns are lower, but I don't know if they've done real research to establish the reason, it could just be that the packaging is better at keeping stuff from breaking or accessories from being swiped)
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    6. Re:Nah, you can have your cake and eat it too... by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

      I thought we were talking about the material in which stuff is packaged, not the shape?

    7. Re:Nah, you can have your cake and eat it too... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Informative
      Small widgets are sorted and packed at high speed by machines. If you design a package that can be opened by the pretty feeble forces a human fingertip can exert, then it's not going to be able to be sorted at 80 MPH by the metal claw of a robot.
      Heh. By machines, eh? You've obviously never worked in a factory. In my desperate youth I worked many minimum wage factory jobs. You'd be amazed at what they HAVEN'T automated. Put handles on plastic buckets? People do that. Assemble high voltage electrical connectors for the film industry. Yep, people with electric screwdrivers. But the number one thing I have always seen done by people, never by machines, that'd have to be packing and shipping. No 80mph conveyor belts-- any company moving product THAT fast isn't doing it on one line, they're doing it on several lines in parallel. High speed stuff breaks too easily. Certainly no expensive robots that, when they break, can't be replaced by calling the temp agency and having them send another the next day for the same $5/hr you were paying the last one.
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    8. Re:Nah, you can have your cake and eat it too... by acherusia · · Score: 1

      Hell, my dad visited a factory a few months ago that was assembling a crane without power tools. People were tightening the nuts on the chassis using a hand held wrench. This was because the company was too cheap to supply their people tools, and required that they supply their own, and was thus not exactly a shining star of competency, but still. And someone thinks that advanced machines are sorting the widgets for shipping. HA.

    9. Re:Nah, you can have your cake and eat it too... by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying that returns would be a major factor from the product POV, but it is a big part of retail (particularly during the holidays when people return unwanted/duplicate gifts), and it causes stores extra headaches making sure everything is in the package (and theoretically having to reduce the price of returned goods unless the package is unopened).

      Where it affects the manufacturer is that those returned goods are then sold, and if those were non-returned new goods being sold, that would be an added sale where otherwise, it isn't. Thus, one effect of hard-to-return packaging is to discourage returns so that those goods don't get resold. My cynical theory is that this is a goal of such packaging because each time a return happens, that's a lost sale.

      You're right about the shrink wrap; I've seen that sometimes in CostCo. That said, I would think that if those are transferred any distance, the pallets are likely to be stacked, which means they need to have a frame around them, whether it's a cardboard box, a shipping container, a crate... whatever. Dunno. Maybe not.

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    10. Re:Nah, you can have your cake and eat it too... by bxbaser · · Score: 1

      Its called return on investment.
      If a machine cost $250,000 and can sort the same amount of widgets as 25 employee's that machine will pay for itself very soon.
      Most likely the crane company is not selling that large a number of cranes per year that would justify automating the assembly process.
      The cheaper the widget the more automation is required, saving $.01 on a widget with a wholesale cost of $.40 is a lot of savings.

    11. Re:Nah, you can have your cake and eat it too... by swillden · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but if the material is easy to open, then the thief can just remove the small, pocketable device from the large, unwieldy packaging, rendering the packaging useless -- and incidentally making it easier for the thief to claim that the device is his and that he brought it into the store with him.

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    12. Re:Nah, you can have your cake and eat it too... by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

      I don't really disagree with you. I am sure handling returns is one aspect of the choices made for packaging materials. I'm just saying I don't think it's as important as protecting and displaying the stuff on its first trip from factory to consumer, since, if you're successful, 90% (let's say) of your mechandise is only going to make that one trip.

      If you take a look at web sites of people who sell plastic packaging, you'll see that what they push as the big advantages of their product is (1) it's sturdy and protects the product, and (2) it's attractive to consumers because it's crystal clear. Since I assume these folks know their market, I'm concluding the big push for these plastics is sturdiness and transparency, and that the former is driven by the rigors of shipping, and the latter by consumer taste. That's all.

    13. Re:Nah, you can have your cake and eat it too... by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

      Good point. Thanks!

  64. Make the retailer deal with it by vanyel · · Score: 1

    Whenever I remember to think of it, I have the store clerk open it so I don't have to deal with the crap. Though I am pleased to note that many such packages now have scoring and/or perforations so they're relatively easy to open.

  65. Re:Rage? Not quite, but certainly frustrated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CDs: To remove plastic, slide the edge of the CD along another strong edge (something like the edge of a counter). Jewel cases have ridges, and doing this should rip the plastic to give you something grab a hold of and pull it off. For the plastic sticker, just unhinge the CD cover and remove it.

    DVDs: Slice the plastic stickers down the crack, open the case, then pull them off. Much easier.

    Plastic Clamshells: Blow torch.

  66. Re:Scissors by ummit · · Score: 1

    I've got some nice scissors. I would never use them on thick plastic -- it's not what they're made for, it would spread and deform the joint, and then they wouldn't be good at their job of cutting paper any more.

  67. Raison d'etre-It's all his fault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And yet most of the comments are directed towards the store instead of the people who's actions made the packaging necessary in the first place. Next up the security industry takes the heat for locks, alarms, and armed guards, instead of thieves.* How typically human.

    *And let's not get into piracy and counterfiting.

    1. Re:Raison d'etre-It's all his fault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Next up the security industry takes the heat for locks, alarms, and armed guards, instead of thieves.

      If those locks and alarms were randomly electrocuting people entering a building, then yes, it would be a comparable analogy.
  68. Website lobbying against this sort of packaging by nachoboy · · Score: 1

    What an odd coincidence. I just today bought an electronic accessory packaged in this stuff and had a terrible time opening it. A couple months ago, I had found a site that was lobbying against this type of packaging, and my first instinct was to locate them and give them a donation.

    Given that I don't even know what it's called (Infuriatingly Difficult Plastic Packaging?), I can't locate the site again. Anyone seen this before?

    For the record, providing people with sharper/better tools to open this packaging is not a solution. That's just a workaround to the real problem. The problem is the packaging, and the solution involves new packaging, not a slightly less dangerous or more efficient way of dealing with it.

  69. Just in case you want to return it by maddogsparky · · Score: 1

    I think a lot of these have happened because people try to be careful with the packaging in case they want to return it.

    I wonder if a person could walk from the checkout line straight to the service counter and have them open it, telling them they want to keep the packaging in case a return is needed. Maybe if this happened enough times, stores might start talking to their suppliers.

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  70. Ask the store to open it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody has suggested what I thought was obvious - ask the store to remove the packaging. Do this at the till before you pay for it. If they won't, tell then you don't want it after all, and get your friends to do the same. Either the store will get lot of people balking at the till because they won't remove the offending packaging, or eventually a frend will manage to buy an unwrapped one for you.

    Alternatively, you could take your shiny purchase straight to the returns counter and complain you can't open it and want your money back. If they try to open it for you and damage it, you want a replacement of course. If they damage themselves, maybe they'll get the message.

  71. Fun thing about my job.. by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

    I work at a hospital, and have access to all the fun stuff. I use a scalpel to open them, and the stapler, bandages, and medical tape to reattach my fingers.

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  72. Sue please by llZENll · · Score: 1

    With all of the horror stories already posted how has this packaging not been sued out of existance yet?

  73. Bestbuy wraps the shuffle in bullet proof plastic by AnEmbodiedMind · · Score: 1
    Most notably, the iPod has always come in elegant, easy-to-open boxes--none of this plastic bubble crap. Apple even claims that the new nano box was designed to save packaging and be more earth-friendly

    Unless like me you bought your new shuffle at Bestbuy (Canada) where in their infinite wisdom they have wrapped Apple's excellent OOBE (Out Of Box Experience) in an infernal clamshell.

    If they did it for security it is madness since they were all locked up in a cabnet and I wasn't allowed to walk around the store with mine until I paid for it.

    I spent half an hour in the car trying to tear it open and bend my house-key in the process.

  74. Plastic shells prove there is a god. by JohnboyHolmes · · Score: 1

    Plastic shells prove the existence of god, because only Satan himself could have invented the evil that is plastic bubble packaging!

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  75. Any less dangerous than scissors? by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1
    some genius came out with a specialized tool for deconstructing the dreaded bubble packs with ease: the OpenX (http://www.myopenx.com/)
    Same problem here though. You cut in at a sharp angle to trace the outline of the clamshell (there's no other direction in which you can cut), and the broken package forms a razor-sharp dagger pointing straight at your oncoming hand. I say ban these clamshells and get the packaging industry to come up with something better.
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    1. Re:Any less dangerous than scissors? by torklugnutz · · Score: 1

      My problem with scissors is that when opening a largeish box, it's hard to have enough room to cut away the plastic. Box cutters tend to slip, or go too deep, damaging the work surface. Also, the hardness of the plastic makes cutting through it pretty difficult, at times. I guess that's the main point of the article. I've noticed that with some stuff, the clamshells aren't 'welded' (for lack of a better term) together as well as others. Some stuff can be ripped apart by hand. Memory Cards never seem to be in this latter category though.

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  76. The only purpose this packaging serves... by pr0digy25 · · Score: 1

    ...is to deter theft. No longer can Johnny Shoplifter open a box and slip it into his jacket... he's get to tear at the bloody thing or put a 1 cubic foot box under his shirt.

  77. I bought a Leatherman for this very reason... by Simulant · · Score: 1

    ...except I couldn't get the package open.

  78. This is what product liability litigation is about by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... opening them can be difficult enough to cause injuries that land people in the emergency room.

    This is what product liability legislation is about: Making companies pay for the damage their products cause, so they think twice about producing dangerous products.

    A few mulitmillion dollar judgements for people who cut the nerves in their hands on the sharp edges created by opening the packaging should make some execs start balancing "inventory shrinkage" from shoplifing more sanely against bottom-line shrinkage from damage to their customers' bodies.

    That should make a BIG difference in package design quite quickly.

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  79. Did you sue? by lordcorusa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Did you sue? I sure as hell would have. The only thing that is going to stop this madness is for everyone these things happen to sue. And don't just go for medical bills. File for unspecified punitive damages for the mental anguish you went through almost losing your [lw]ife.

    With the event you described, any decent ambulance chaser would take the case and negotiate a settlement, and the business will likely settle for an amount just less than their projected cost to win at trial. The lawyer will take most of that, so you won't end up with much. Nevertheless, if this happens often enough, the corporation will learn a lesson.

    As much as I hate the way this country has become one big lawsuit factory, nowadays (often silly) personal injury lawsuits are often the only way to effect change in corporate cheapness.

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    1. Re:Did you sue? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did you sue? I sure as hell would have. The only thing that is going to stop this madness is for everyone these things happen to sue. And don't just go for medical bills. File for unspecified punitive damages for the mental anguish you went through almost losing your [lw]ife.

      Sue for WHAT? I sympathize with the guy for a very scary incident -- but knives don't just "jump" and slash your wrist. She was holding it in some dangerous fashion (how, I don't know -- I can't even see how this happens in the first place), and tried to muscle it out of the packaging. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that you should be careful with knives. If the woman had carefully cut the knife ALL THE WAY out of the package with scissors, this wouldn't have happened.

      But hey, we all do foolish things and have foolish accidents. But when I have foolish accidents, I don't immediately look around to see where I can displace the blame.

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  80. Innovation in Packaging by andriusb · · Score: 1

    Packaging is a huge business. Unfortunately the most innovative solutions are also the most expensive, which hurts the bottom line for the product.

    Check out MeadWestvaco's Natralock product here.

  81. What about twist ties? by p51d007 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Has anyone noticed on kids toys (like cars, planes) that come in a box where you can push the buttons to hear the noises it makes? Try popping those puppies out of the box. Gee whizz! By the time you get all the wire wraps off of them, you've got 10 feet of wire! And whoever ties those stupid things has an evil side. They will wrap some of them clockwise, and some counterclockwise. Grrrrrrrrrrr

    1. Re:What about twist ties? by tilandal · · Score: 1

      See, that is annoying but not dangerous. Most of the time you can open those packages without tools or just use a pair of scissors and cut the ties. The plastic bubble containers are just stupid try opening those with just scissors and at best you will spend 10 mins and tyour hand will be cramped as hell.

  82. responsibility-Not your fathers slashdot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know this is no longer your father's slashdot when the geek's all favourite tool isn't mentioned. Dremel! They come with a small cutting wheel. If that doesn't do it? Then I'd recommend using the packaging material in military Hummers. They need all the protection they can get.

  83. Flush Cutters by beadfulthings · · Score: 1

    Flush cutters. I work with a a lot of fine-gauge precious metal wire, and I use flush cutters that are sharp and kept in very good condition. When I had to replace a pair, I saved the old ones. The sharp point pierces the plastic material, and the blades (still sharp, though no longer good for wire) work their way around whatever path I select. They seem safer than a straight blade (like a box cutter), and the cushioned grips are easier on the hands and wrists than a pair of scissors. Damned annoying though, and I've cut myself any number of times on the plastic shards. I think they should issue protective goggles with each plastic-wrapped item. Black and Decker is advertising power scissors that also look like they could get the job done.

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    1. Re:Flush Cutters by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      Black and Decker is selling a full line of stupid crap for the Holiday Season.

      They used to be a reasonably good company. I have a heavy duty metal-cased Black and Decker power drill from the 1950's that is incredible. Now, they've apparently been eaten by a bunch of MBAs with a marketing bent, and 'Black and Decker' is just a brand to put on the plastic-shit 'power tools' on retail endcaps at Christmas, for wives to buy (oooh, *this* looks nice) for unwitting husbands who sit at a desk 40 hours per week and would injure themselves if left unattended with a nailfile.

      I mean, I was at Lowes last week and the Black and Decker endcap had a fricking cordless powered C-Clamp on it!

  84. Funny, just sliced my leg yesterday by derekandree · · Score: 1

    Opened one of these damn things yesterday, and put the plastic in the trash. While taking the trash out, the plastic poked through the bag and sliced my leg. Guess that's what I get for not recycling.

    1. Re:Funny, just sliced my leg yesterday by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      That IS funny!

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  85. Wrap Rage by troll · · Score: 1

    I'm not litigious, but perhaps a few lawsuits are what the doctor ordered to topple the marketing department's insanity.

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  86. I for one... by sylvainsf · · Score: 1

    welcome our new transparent clamshell overlords!

  87. Gold Seal Methodology by robbiedo · · Score: 1
    to open a clamshell:

    1. Grasp the package in my hands and try to find an edge to apply a shearing force with my hands.

    2. Finding none, I test the package with my teeth.

    3. Ouch that hurt, now I look for a sharp object, the only thing near my grasp is a phillips head screw driver.

    4. Now,I stab at the package until a permeate the sealed membrane.

    5. Now that I have succeeded in making a couple of holes, I tear at the space between the holes with my hands with a shearing action, and the package tears apart spilling its contents to the ground, watching my new calculator bounce off the tile floor.

    6. The tile floor chips, and the calculator has a ding in one corner,and my hand is bleeding slighly but the flow is increasing. No fatal damage.

    7. I grab for a paper towel, and wrap it around the base of left thumb.

    8. Another clamshell successfully open!

    9. Profit?

  88. The real reason for the packaging... by accident · · Score: 1
    Is to ensure the packaging is only used once. What the makers don't want most of all is the packaging reused with knock-off or second-hand goods. A fair cost of knock-offs is making them look band new to command top price, having the packaging destroyed on opening makes it that much harder.

    The same goes for so called "safety seals" on containers, often attributed to prevent health problems when mostly they prevent the container being re-filled with a knock-off substitute.

  89. how about... by seanadams.com · · Score: 1

    What if the plastic were scored such that you could break the edges off by bending it a few times? You could still use the clear stuff, and it would be enough of a deterrent to keep people from opening it in the store.

  90. Can't see the problem by theeddie55 · · Score: 1

    I really can't see the problem with these, though I do always have a pair of tuff kuts handy http://www.stjohnsupplies.co.uk/products/default.a sp?productId=F11931

  91. thank god condoms by LM741N · · Score: 5, Funny

    don't come packaged like that

    1. Re:thank god condoms by jimicus · · Score: 1

      but if they did, they'd be an even more effective contraceptive. You'll be too busy trying to mop up the blood to have sex.

  92. I hate that plastic wrapping by Malakusen · · Score: 1

    I've had it slice my hands more then a few time. I shouldn't get cut trying to open a pack of headphones. Fricking ridiculous.

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  93. Sounds like a business opportunity to me by deltacephei · · Score: 1

    Given that manufacturers won't respond to complaints and probably won't change their ways until faced with a class action lawsuit, this sounds like a few opportunities could be had:

    - An actually useful mall or other shopping area kiosk service: I would gladly pay a fee to someone equipped with a range of specialty cutters to safely free merchandise; and yes I'd agree to not hold the helper responsible if they did inadvertently damage the item. I suspect over time with repeated practice people would get quite adept.

    - Web stores could easily use this in marketing items - insist that all purchases would be shipped sans the plastic and consider charging for this - sure some customers would be turned off but quite a few will not.

    - Can't material science / engineering not offer up a better low cost alternative? As someone already pointed out, what a huge waste of a petroleum product with no chance of recycling. How stupid. I cannot believe that this is a market with no potential - surely someone out there knows of another moldable medium that can simultaneously protect and display object foo, and then allow itself to be easily removed. At the least this could be thrown at an introductory engineering class.

  94. Security, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I complained about this, with Microsoft's Windows/XP packaging. I injured myself trying to get the product out! As others have described, you need some serious cutting tools to get them open.

    Microsoft's lame response was that this packaging was designed for security, etc. Bullcrap. They can find a better way. In fact, I seem to recall the packaging being altered slightly - I bet someone sued, and now I wished I had.

  95. Re:Rage? Not quite, but certainly frustrated. by pclminion · · Score: 1

    CD cases: I've broken a few CD cases trying to get that damn plastic off, just to find the first corner I can get a grip and tear it.

    The secret: look at a plastic-wrapped jewel case with the front side cover of the case facing you, right side up. On the left side you see the plastic bar which holds slots for the cover hinges. Between this bar and the actual cover itself (the part which swings open) is a very thin groove. Insert your fingernail into this groove to puncture the plastic, and carefully drag your finger to slit it open. Now you can rip off the outer plastic fairly easily.

    It is possible to injure yourself doing this. Be careful the first few times. If you have a small tool like a (tiny) pen tip or small razor blade, using that is safer than using your fingernail. Fingernails which have been sharpened to dagger-like tips work best :-)

  96. I bought an LED headlamp with a well-designed by bdwoolman · · Score: 1
    clamshell package. The shell is reusable. It snaps shut with about six hefty pop-in buttons that have corresponding dimples around the edge -- very neat. I store the headlamp in the indestructible shell, which slips back in the box. I keep it in the car in a utility tool box (nothing handier for hands-free repair illumination). I also use it for cross country skiing after dark. The shell makes for great protection in a jumbled environment that would otherwise make short work of this lamp. I would like to see this resealable style become more standard and so make a virtue of necessity. (A reviewer viewed this packaging as a minus as it meant that the merchandise might have been removed and handled and replaced.) But a simple breakable edge seal would reveal previous opening. Besides, the package's usefullness as a case outweighs this minor concern.

    As for the hot sealed-edge type of shell? I agree with the many other posters who said that a good pair of heavy shears or scissors best does the trick.

    If I can manage I keep these shells neat and intact. Sometimes they are required for returns. I just got a replacement turbo battery charger on warranty that had an "original package" clause buried in the fine print.

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  97. Hear Hear! by PhotoGuy · · Score: 1

    I've felt very strongly against this impossible-to-open and dangerous packaging for ages, and often wondered if and when consumers would revolt. It's bad enough for me, a reasonably healthy person with a Swiss Army Knife on his belt; but for the young or elderly or handicapped, this packaging is totally inappropriate.

    There's so little excuse for it; there are alternatives using the same materials, where the two sides are held together by four or so "dimples" which hold the sides together. It's easy to show if the package has been opened, but you don't hurt yourself opening it.

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  98. Worse for people with physical disabilities. by antdude · · Score: 1

    It's worse for people who have physical disabilities. I don't have the strengths (weak) and abilities (lack of thumbs and only four fingers) to open these things. I don't even use regular scissors. I have to get someone else to open the packages. It's frustrating. :(

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  99. Actually, it's more sinister than this. by numbski · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There's a double-edged sword that the manufacturers LOVE about this packaging.

    1. Nearly impossibly for the product to shrink (ie, someone walks up, takes the item from the packaging, leave the package, takes the item.

    2. People feel guilty taking something back to the store that looks destroyed. I've actually gotten dirty looks from sales associates when I took a bluetooth headset back that didn't work right. The packaging was mangled because at the time the only thing I had handy to open it were my keys. So I poked holes in it until I could get my fingers into it, ripped it open, charged it....didn't work. Took a manager to get them to take it back.

    So yeah. The stores won't put an open item that looks like *that* back on the shelf, so fewer returns. Win-win in their eyes. They don't really care about convenience on this one. In fact, the more inconvenient, the better.

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    1. Re:Actually, it's more sinister than this. by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      Any reputable retailer has a policy where they can 'defect out' merchandise that is defective. The supplier takes it back, the store is credited. Retailers who 'put it back on the shelf to sell again' when it is actually defective are costing themselves revenue and customer goodwill.

    2. Re:Actually, it's more sinister than this. by numbski · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What about when it's not defective and you just change your mind?

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    3. Re:Actually, it's more sinister than this. by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      The stores won't put an open item that looks like *that* back on the shelf, so fewer returns.
      Uhm, they won't take back a non-functioning item because they can't resell it due the wrapping being messed up? WTF?

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    4. Re:Actually, it's more sinister than this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Things are not that simple these days anymore. An item does not need to be "defective" to be unusable to someone. It may be incompatible with his other equipment, and may work perfectly for someone else.

    5. Re:Actually, it's more sinister than this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In response to 1. The company I used to work for (consumer electronics) actually ended up putting the checkmate (or whoever) tag in the electronics themselves. The electronics end up with a little bit of a rattle if you listen really close, but the package doesn't have to be impossible to open.

  100. grow up by timmarhy · · Score: 1

    they use said plastic shells to prevent damage in transit. the same assholes whinging about them being hard to open would be the first to jump down on them for breaking in transit. learn to use a pair of sissors.

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  101. toys & stickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The clamshells are bad as they go. But...

    Children's toys seem to consistently be the worst. They want the kids to be able to touch the toy, and maybe try it out a little, but to keep theft down or something, they need to make sure it really stays in the packaging. Really, *really* stays. We have taken to pre-opening our kids gifts. One toy car took me, with my tool box, over 30 minutes to open. It was literally bolted into the cardboard and plastic packaging (real metal bolts!), then tied with wire ties in about 25 different places.

    And my second complaint is the residue from stickers. We have a set of plastic cups -- going on 8 years old now, in constant daily use by a family of 4. And price tag and bar code stickers are still there on the bottoms. The one I tried to peel off (with Goo Gone, putty knife, straight razor, etc.) is a brownish-black mess of sticker residue. The others have worn down to a fuzzy, illegible square.

  102. My solution by edbob · · Score: 1

    I have a simple way to avoid struggling to open these packages; I have someone at the store do it (usually either a cashier or the salesperson). Refusing to open the package for me results in a lost sale. If everyone did this, this type of nonsensical packaging would disappear in a hurry!

  103. Re:Rage? Not quite, but certainly frustrated. by TheQuantumShift · · Score: 1
    There are several easy ways around your problems...

    CD Cases - Buy used CD's (Bonus- your money doesn't go to the RIAA)
    DVD Cases - See above. (Bonus - Also see above and replace R with an M)
    Clamshells - Buy a pair of scissors.

    Seriously though, the only "damage" I've ever inflicted is trying to peel off price tags from blockbuster and such.

    The other point about clamshells I haven't seen anyone comment on: Opening them destroys the package, and can make returns difficult at some of the shiftier stores.

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  104. Tin snips by fruity_pebbles · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I use tin snips. They work pretty well, and you can find them at any hardware store.

  105. Give me a f**king break... by thesandbender · · Score: 1

    I had to go through this routine with the toys I bought for my new XBox 360 last week. I can honestly say the most traumatic experience of the whole ordeal was asking my mom for "utility" scissors (I was at home seeing my family when I bought it).

    Somehow I suspect that the same p*ssies (sorry, the only appropriate word I could come up with) who are complaining about this packaging are the same nerds who cut themselves on their sheet metal cases that their modding in their parents basement over the weekend and then try to wear that as a badge of pride over the next week.

    It's a piece of plastic for sake. If it gets the better of you please report to your nearest suicide booth and get it over with.

    Uh oh... I think I might have offended someone.

    The dude.

    1. Re:Give me a f**king break... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pussies. PUSSIES PUSSIES PUSSIES. You don't need to censor yourself on Slashdot. It only makes you look like a pussy. If you don't want to use the word, find a different word.

      Also, I love that you assume how something didn't happen to you, other people must be complete morons for it to happen to them. I encourage you to go out, explore the real world, and realize that your situations do not completely reflect the situations that other people have experienced.

  106. AMD switched a while back... by Vidar+Leathershod · · Score: 3, Informative

    AMD used to use clamshell packaging on their Athlon processors. It was a nightmare, and I cut myself more than once opening them. I lavished them with praise (through the reseller channel) a couple of years ago when they switched to a mixed packaging of cardboard, cornstarch-based molding, and a little plastic. That new package is easy to open, easy to reuse, and is easy to disassemble for appropriate recycling.

    The Core2 Duo processors I have been receiving are coming in plastic inside cardboard. There's more plastic, but it's not hard to open. I still prefer the AMD packaging, and I hope Intel does something similar soon, as the plastic looks resealable, but isn't.

    Vidar

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    1. Re:AMD switched a while back... by paniq · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, and I cut myself when I was unpacking the two Deep Blues I bought, but the shrink wrap was not as tight as the one around my Ferraris steering wheel!

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  107. Couldn't the guys in charge of security at... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    ...Microsoft learn a thing or two from the people who make plastic packaging?

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  108. A truly shocking example... by thrill12 · · Score: 1

    ...is on this site (sadly translated from dutch to english), you only have to look at the dreadfull, horrible pictures to experience the pain and agony the writer must have felt when he tried to open a bag of peanuts using his own, special way and the reactions he gets from the company that sells these bags just out in the open !
     

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    1. Re:A truly shocking example... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 0

      Wow... The english they use was worse than Borat's english.

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  109. slowly compromises will come? by Stunning+Tard · · Score: 4, Interesting
    So unless we complain nothing happens? That doesn't seem fair or efficient.

    They've already made ink pack gadgets to protect clothes.
    There are similar protective containers for dvds.

    The cashier takes them off with another gadget of some sort (magnets?).

    So solutions are near at hand with little/no creativity required.

    That being said this is what *I'd* like to see:

    A new package which is easy to open but makes a loud bang. Ever pulled a christmas cracker?

    If the bang is hard to avoid thieves should be deterred.
    As a bonus christmas mornings should get much more fun.

    1. Re:slowly compromises will come? by itsdapead · · Score: 1
      The cashier takes them off with another gadget of some sort...

      Ah, a friend who worked with young offenders explained this one. They asked a habitual shoplifter how they got around security tags:

      "Duh! We nicked one of the tools that takes them off!"

      Criminals tend not to obey the rules - its in the job description

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    2. Re:slowly compromises will come? by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      Also, all you need is a drill and take it straight through the top of the security tag, basically precisely where the pin goes into the top. then it slides right apart.

      Someone at a store didn't take mine off once, so I called back and asked her how the hell to get it off, since I was 15 at the time, with no car, and the mall was about an hour away, so just taking it back to have her fix it wasn't really an option. She said "uhm, try a really big magnet!"

      My grandfather was a master welder, and had a magnet of truly epic proportions, so I took my shirt to his house to try to get the tag off. It wasn't budging. Finally I got pissed and took a cordless drill to it. It was off in about 2 seconds with no damage to the fabric.

  110. BULL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's why stores have really inexpensive, removable, _reusable_ plastic security boxes like they use for CD's, DVD's and expensive software.

    WHAT? You don't want to do this? Fine. Take your lawsuit like a man then.

  111. Ofcourse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..this is a joke - laugh.

  112. the dumbest quote in this whole article by ILuvRamen · · Score: 0
    Uniden is trying to come up with easier-to-open packaging, but spokesman Rex Holloway said many retailers don't want change. "We're kind of caught between a rock and a hard place," he said.
    hmm...no actually that'd be more like a rock and a dumb place because retailers refusing to do what their customers want them to is one of the stupidest things they can possibly do next to an Enron type episode. So they better start selling cutters made just for opening them and they damn well better not put that tool inside the evil plastic statis chamber of doom!
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  113. The real question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Is who are the morons who make it available to other companies?

    This clamshell thing sounds like another example of committee-engineered solution that sat around seeking for a matching problem to solve.

    Sue them and the well dries off. Simple like that!

  114. If you are unable to open a clamshell... by ElAsturiano · · Score: 1

    IMHO if you are a grownup and unable to open a clamshell and undo a couple twist ties without severing a major artery then maybe you should bleed to death in an emergency room and spare the world from your progeny of incapable mouths to feed.
    no matter how tough the clear plastic,
    1> get any minimally decent knife
    2> penetrate the plastic on one corner (the top)
    3> rest the oposite end of the package on a sturdy surface (a table) making sure the edge of your blade points down
    4> push downwards on the blade until you reached the bottom.
    5> pry open if neccessary.
    if this too difficult or dangeours for the average citizen of the world? if so, we have much worse trouble than how barbie is packaged...

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    1. Re:If you are unable to open a clamshell... by ^_^x · · Score: 1

      It seems you've never seen the kind of clamshells they're talking about. I've opened a few blister-packed items where the plastic was so thick and hard I had to pick a weak spot then stick the tip of my sharpened pocket knife into the pack, then twist it back and forth for a couple minutes to drill a small hole to stick the blade into so I could start wiggling it back and forth to get it stuck into the bubble and start cutting. That's ridiculous - you pretty much need a bandsaw to open things like that.

      Then again, it was thoroughly fused all the way around so you really couldn't call it a "clamshell" until you saw a path around 3/4 of its periphery...

  115. Not only difficult, but wasteful... by justinchudgar · · Score: 1

    Take a hypothetical USB flash drive. It's a really small item, and, it could be put in a very small box of about 4"x1.5"x1". Normally, though, it is packed in a bubble that takes up 5"x4"x1". That's a 333% increase. Now consider that this USB key probably spent a fair amount of time in diesel powered vehicles. First on the ride from the OEM in some Chinese city to the port. Then in a ship to the Port of Oakland. Then in another truck to your local Best Buy. Since the shipping container that it is traveling in likely has about 540 sqft of capacity, it can hold about 930000 boxed USB keys or about 280195 bubble-packed keys. If the container needed 500 gallons of diesel to move from source to destination, the boxes required 2 milliliters of fuel each while the bubble-packs take over 6.7 mL each.

    4.7 mL of diesel does not sound like much, but, if you think about all the shit a store like Best Buy, Walmart, NewEgg, etc. sells in a year, that's enough to run my heater 'til global warming makes heating unnecessary. Add the transport fuel to the fuel needed to initially create the plastic bubble polymers and the fuel needed to run the bubble creation machinery; and, you have a lot of oil.

    I'm sure that "shrink" is a cost; but, packaging itself is not free and neither is transportation or waste disposal. My uninformed guess is that elimination of excess packaging beyond the minimum necessary to protect the product would do more to reduce the US's oil consumption than the elimination of SUVs.

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  116. SOMEONE isn't doing their job... by mikelieman · · Score: 1

    Providing that thing called "CUSTOMER SERVICE", and thereby preventing shoplifting by simply BEING THERE for the customer and making sure they get what they need, and up to the checkout in the shortest possible time.

    I guess when a company makes a CHOICE not to provide PROPER staffing levels, they'll lose merchandise, ( albeit, still LESS merchandise than their EMPLOYEES are nicking... ), but don't saddle the CUSTOMER with a lot of bullshit.

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    1. Re:SOMEONE isn't doing their job... by jrockway · · Score: 1

      When YOU capitalize EVERY other WORD in YOUR sentence, your COMMENT becomes HARD to READ.

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    2. Re:SOMEONE isn't doing their job... by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      Oh fer fuck's sake. You just can't be everywhere all the time. I worked at a Border's that was well-staffed, but we still had this kind of theft. There were days when I'd leave the children's section for ten minutes after being in there for two hours, and when I got back there'd be a stack of empty DVD boxes shoved behind a row of books. They bring in razors, slice them open, and take the discs. And because of the strange layout of the store, the children's section was hard to see unless someone was standing right in or by it, so they'd do it there as soon as a customer asked you to help them find something in another section. Y'know, "BEING THERE for the customer and making sure they get what they need, and up to the checkout in the shortest possible time" rather than making them wait while you track down another staffer to keep an eye on the section for you. The theives aren't customers. They're not there to buy or to be helped. They want as little interaction with the staff as possible, which is why asking anyone suspicious if you can help them usually scares them away. But you're going to miss it sometimes.

      Yes, the store used the reusable plastic lock boxes on some DVDs, but they didn't have enough of them at that point to cover every single box. Customers hate those, too, btw.

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    3. Re:SOMEONE isn't doing their job... by mikelieman · · Score: 1

      "Oh fer fuck's sake. You just can't be everywhere all the time."

      Of course YOU cannot. But your bosses CHOSE to short-staff you, and put you in this position.

      "I worked at a Border's that was well-staffed, but we still had this kind of theft. There were days when I'd leave the children's section for ten minutes after being in there for two hours, and when I got back there'd be a stack of empty DVD boxes shoved behind a row of books."

      Then you weren't "well-staffed", were you?

      "They bring in razors, slice them open, and take the discs. And because of the strange layout of the store, the children's section was hard to see unless someone was standing right in or by it, so they'd do it there as soon as a customer asked you to help them find something in another section."

      Too bad your bosses at Borders didn't care enough about YOU to hire enough people to provide proper coverage. I'm guessing they like YOU less than the money they make by screwing you over.

      "Y'know, "BEING THERE for the customer and making sure they get what they need, and up to the checkout in the shortest possible time" rather than making them wait while you track down another staffer to keep an eye on the section for you."

      If they gave a shit about you, and the customer, they'd admit 1) the largest vector for shrink is their own disgruntled staff and 2) they're not hiring enough people to permit you to do your job.

      If you NEED to hunt down someone, you're not "well-staffed" regardless of your incorrect perception. Maybe well staffed for a piece of shit Borders, but not for anyplace I'd care to shop.

      "The theives aren't customers."

      The customers aren't thieves. The disgruntled employees are. Why are you treating the customers as thieves?

      This is just like checking receipts on the way out the door. Free People don't go along with the show.

      "They're not there to buy or to be helped. They want as little interaction with the staff as possible, which is why asking anyone suspicious if you can help them usually scares them away. But you're going to miss it sometimes."

      If you were really "well staffed", you wouldn't miss it. I don't think that word means what you think it means.

      "Yes, the store used the reusable plastic lock boxes on some DVDs, but they didn't have enough of them at that point to cover every single box. Customers hate those, too, btw."

      And I guess SPENDING THE MONEY to get the boxes is more expensive than the loss the company experiences. That's the perspective you should keep in mind. You're making yourself tense over something THE COMPANY ACCEPTS.

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    4. Re:SOMEONE isn't doing their job... by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Bitter much?

      Of course YOU cannot. But your bosses CHOSE to short-staff you, and put you in this position.


      Oh that's bullshit and you know it. When I worked retail, I worked in a store that was ~45' X ~150', no odd angles, where standing at any point in the store, you could see any other point in the store. There were days when we would staff the floor with 25 people at any given time and there would still be theft. The fact of the matter is customers will always outnumber employees, and theives don't always work alone. I've seen groups of up to 6 people work to steal one item.

      If they gave a shit about you, and the customer, they'd admit 1) the largest vector for shrink is their own disgruntled staff and 2) they're not hiring enough people to permit you to do your job.

      Also wrong. The store I worked in lost less than .01% of all they lost during my time there to employees. The rest was to theives and fraud.

      You need to face the facts that people in general suck and that's why crappy things like security tags and plastic clamshells exist. If people were more decent human beings, retail wouldn't suck as hard as it does.

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    5. Re:SOMEONE isn't doing their job... by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      I believe I've seen it all. I did a whole summer internship in loss prevention at a retail chain.
      I've personally witnessed all kinds of shoplifting techniques, but the all time WTF goes to the people who *pulled the front of the store off the building with a truck* and then loaded the truck with all the merchandise
      while alarms were going off, police were en-route, video cameras recording the whole thing, etc.

      My least favorite times were the two times we had to go to stores that had been robbed at gunpoint, and one where the roof of the building had collapsed in a storm, ruining all the merchandise (the store closed, and the employees were out of work, in December.)

      I decided based on that experience that I didn't want to work in security and/or loss prevention.

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    6. Re:SOMEONE isn't doing their job... by mikelieman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, nationally the number is that 50% of all loss if from employee theft.

      You miss my point. If you're properly staffed, then when a customer comes in, you move towards him, greet him, establish needs, present solutions, overcome objections, close, and add-on product/services. Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

      Doesn't anyone know how to actually SELL things in a retail environment, or has everyone resigned themselves to just dealing with stock pickers, and cashiers?

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    7. Re:SOMEONE isn't doing their job... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a fucking retard. You honestly expect stores to have enough people working for them to cover the ENTIRE STORE at all times? Enjoy paying $100 for a single pen so they can have that much staff. Wait, let me translate.

      You're a fucking RETARD. You HONESTLY expect stores to have ENOUGH people working for them to COVER the ENTIRE store at ALL times? Enjoy PAYING $100 for a SINGLE PEN so they CAN have that MUCH staff.

    8. Re:SOMEONE isn't doing their job... by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      You miss my point. If you're properly staffed, then when a customer comes in, you move towards him, greet him, establish needs, present solutions, overcome objections, close, and add-on product/services. Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

      Not everyone wants to be pounced on by the salesdroids the instant he walks in to a store. I know I don't. Nine times out of ten, I'd rather be left alone, as I probably know more about the product than the salesdroid. If I have questions, I'll ask. Until then, back off.

      (Yes, I've worked retail. Telling the difference between someone who's just "kicking tires," someone who knows his way around, and someone who genuinely needs help isn't that difficult. Treating everyone as if they're in the latter group is only going to piss off the first two if they keep getting pestered by the staff.)

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  117. Water bottles by dindi · · Score: 1

    Hmm, I always have a problem opening the big water bottles (dunno how many liters/gallons - the big thing you put upside down to provide water to the office/family)......

    I feel stupid every time, 200 lbs guy struggling with the stupid foil, than trying to pull the little nipple (or whatever that little hanging plastic is called), then trying to pull the cap, and it is just damn unhandy.

    It makes me feel better, when I see grown-up adults doing the same thing in the office, kneeling on the floor, trying to get rid of the foil with their keys, or whatever tools they find ....

    dunno, I just always end-up with an aching finger/nail, and I swear, I am a very technical person, with a lot of mechanic practice (like motorbike/bike/car/whatever else repair practice).

    Plastic shells: same stuff, last time I hurt myself was with the last thing I purchased...

    Ohh, yes it was the car air refresher, that came in the same plastic shell, which was almost impossible to open in the car barehanded :( ... whatever ... they are a pain to open unless you have a scissor, and yes, I cut my hand several times, trying to rip them oepn after several civilised attempts to open them.

  118. The least they could do.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The least they could do is provice space in the packaging to get sissors or knives into. I hate opening these things up and finding I've just cut the manual in half. >=(

  119. Easy opening packaging from Radio Shack by MadJim · · Score: 1

    I recently bought some AV cables (15-3030) from Radio Shack and the bubble packaging was not heat sealed. There was an inner plastic sleeve that had to be popped out and then the cable had to be carefully removed from that. My anticipated frustration turned to joy.

  120. And what do they expect *us* to do?-Embezzle. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Maybe this wouldn't be a problem if it was sanely priced and didn't work out to be worth $4000 a gallon."

    Pay attention boys and girls. It's never the nature of the thieves that's called into question. It's all the fault of other people making a living. Good thing the poster doesn't own a company. Else I'd become an employee and embezzle some money. And when caught I'll say that if my boss had been paid a "sane" wage*, I wouldn't be taking his money.

    *For some completely arbitrary value of "sane".

  121. Inquiry by quokkapox · · Score: 1

    So how much does your brother get for a hand job?

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  122. Hit them where it hurts by dgm3574 · · Score: 1

    How about a mass protest?

    We could have an event where lots of people go buy products in this offensive packaging, split them all open, destroying the packaging fully, then simply return the items.

    Have several thousand people do this once or twice a month, and it might make someone wake up.

    I personally wouldn't mind if they made all this electronics packaging simple brown cardboard boxes. They could still make a fancy display unit that sits on the shelf in some clear, impervious plastic shell. Smaller, uniformly shaped cardboard boxes would take up less shelf/peg space than these giant plastic monstrosities, and would at least be recyclable through conventional means.

  123. Another Problem..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 0

    The worst part of the super-thick clamshell pakaging plastic is when you have to pull and pry so hard to get it open that the plastic suddenly gives and you wind up ripping the pakaging - and the item - in two.

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  124. Fuck that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bought a new 80gb iPod and one of those silicone skins to keep it in.

    And from TFA: "You want the virgin product -- the product that's untouched by human hands," Hine said. "Yet when you get it home, the very thing that kept the product pristine is what's keeping you from actually experiencing it. We want it both ways."

    Fuck that.

    I have an old iPod, and it's all scratched, and you know what? I don't care! It plays music just fine. I didn't buy it to use as a mirror.

    I also bought a used car with a big ugly scrape on the side, which either saved me many thousands of dollars or got me a much nicer car (features-wise) than I otherwise would have, depending on your point of view. To all you rich schmucks who eat the big drop in value of new cars for people like me, because you just can't be seen in a 2-year-old car: thank you.

    When I buy from Amazon.com, I always check the Used link for the book I'm buying; if there's one in at least Good condition that's significantly cheaper, I buy it. Often you can barely tell that it's not new, even if you're only paying 50% of the cover price.

    I don't understand why people are so excited by having a brand new item. To me, it just means wasted money. Or in this case, more grief. If I had the choice of the same brand-new product, one in plastic and one in cardboard, and the cardboard one maybe got a minor ding in the side from handling, I'd buy the cardboard one *even if it was the same price*. I'll never notice the ding a week from now (or more likely, given it my own scrapes anyway), and that's easily worth less frustration to me.

    Unless I'm going to eat it, drink it, or wipe myself with it, I'll buy used. I won't give a rat's ass that it doesn't have new-car-smell but I'll save a ton of money.

  125. Underrated by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    Absolutely. Current first aid training will teach you things much safer than tourniquets.

  126. Let Amazon know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After I complained to Amazon about injury from some Logitech packaging, they open my packages before sending it to me. That took care of 1/2 of these plastic packages for me.

  127. This is what rampent suing does. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you sure you wouldn't be happier suing a doctor out of existance rather than driving up the cost of consumer goods?

  128. There's a little a problem. by sankyuu · · Score: 1

    The scissors are also packed in a clamshell.

    /ducks

  129. That is what Customer Service is for... by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    You buy the item, then walk to the Customer Service desk and ask them very nicely to remove the item from the packaging for you.

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  130. Re:Bestbuy wraps the shuffle in bullet proof plast by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
    Unless like me you bought your new shuffle at Bestbuy (Canada) where in their infinite wisdom they have wrapped Apple's excellent OOBE (Out Of Box Experience) in an infernal clamshell.

    Apple is *very* picky about how their products are sold new and by whom. Maybe you should report it to Apple, complete with pictures. Apple might actually come down on BeastGuy's ass. Hard.

    -b.

  131. This is america. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anything can solved by a lawsuit.Just wait until
    until someone get annoyed enough(or cuts himself badly) and the companies get sued.

  132. Depackagers of Mass Destruction by mkcmkc · · Score: 1

    This is what I use, too, but they still seem inadequate. In particular, if I'm not careful, I still end up stabbing myself with the sharp plastic points of cut packaging.

    A more ideal tool would be about the size of a pair of (large) bolt cutters and have some of those hand guards that you sometimes see on swords (not sure what they're called).

    The problem with all of these ideas is that they're all fairly dangerous--not the kind of thing you'd want to let your kid use, or take on an airplane if you value your freedom.

    Clearly the marketplace simply isn't going to do the right thing here. This is a job for government regulation. (Yes, I'm quite serious.)

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  133. Spyderco Cricket works great on these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://spyderco.com/catalog/details.php?product=17
    Its beak makes easy work of plastic clamshells. I like the stainless version the best.

  134. The package is called PPP by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

    Pilfer Proof Packaging. But the compromise I've seen at some places is a hard plastic shell with an alarm wrapped around it. When you take your item to the register, they remove the alarm which also allows you to open the plastic shell and take your item.

  135. Ceramic Scissors work by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Ceramic Zirconia blades used for cutting Kevlar, fiber optic, etc. work great.

  136. Not all retailers like them by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    The anti-theft idea is well and good, but there is often a much worse problem of putting a return on the shelf and selling it for new. If the customer made a mess of the package, it's going to be hard to sell the item, and a lot of these packages are pretty damned hard to open nicely. I do have some experience in retail, and I know what I'm talking about here.

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  137. It's a hard decision for me too by Captain+Tripps · · Score: 1

    Usually though, aesthetics wins over balance and I just re-use the smiley's paren for the close. (I may be a programmer, but I'm a Mac programmer :)

  138. Wow, this is truly newsworthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMG. I'm so glad someone finally said it, and even more glad that someone had the guts to post this to a community such as /. Wow, this was a great story on my local news channel - and even better on Slashdot. Thanks for bringing this to the masses. I wasn't aware that every toy and electronic gadget comes in the stupid, hard to open plastic shell. I also wasn't aware that someone even created an "as seen on TV" cutter to open it. Fortunately, I now know what a plastic shell is and I now know that my $29.95 can be used wisely to open my next $5 woot. Awesome job. Your title especially drew me in because I just found it hard to believe that a hard, man made item created by marketing people could actually do me harm. I mean come on, that really got me thinking. I'm waiting for the next story telling me that smoking might actually *gasp* cause birth defects in my baby. Or that linux is *gasp* the next big thing because it's just so totally awesome for web surfing.. Or, that Microsoft actually MAKES MONEY selling software that everyone could code for free. But here's the deal... I find it incredibly frustrating that gravity actually keeps me from floating away into space. Could someone PLZ do some research on ABC News and post up another great article with a title like "Gravity Cause frustration, Anarchy!!"? In the post you could talk about how some people are so frustrated with gravity that they try to defy it (the spreading anarchy part would just be a bonus). I would check ABC news to see if I could link to something, but my AOL connection is hosed.

    Great job, and thanks again for bringing this to our attention. I'm super glad that I checked my slashdot today!!! :)

  139. Oh you bunch of wieners by jbrader · · Score: 1

    If you have a good sharp knife and more than 6 brain cells operating in concert you can open these things pretty easily. The problem is that people try to pierce it with a butter knife or something and then pry it open with main force. If you stick a knife with a good, sharp edge in you can then slice all the way around the perimeter of the plastic and open a large flap like a door.

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  140. Unique to the US? by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

    Is it my imagination or is this sort of packaging used primarily in the US? I can't really recall seeing this sort of packaging anywhere outside of the US, and when I've seen plastic shells they've been quite easy to open. I've cut myself more than once trying to tear at that stuff. There are organizations that freak out over harmless little points on toys but appear unconcerned about the packaging.

    I can only imagine that the main reason for this packaging to to deter shoplifters because it seems to be consistently used for small items. It's kind of pathetic and depresses me a bit that shoplifting is such an issue in the US that retailers resort to such cumbersome, unattractive, wasteful packaging.

  141. medicine is worse by belmolis · · Score: 1

    The worst experiences I have had are with medicine that is impossible to get at due to excessively child-proof packaging. Some of this packaging is managable if you're in good condition, but impossible when you actually need the medication. Ever try to open something difficult with a migraine headache?

  142. Nah. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    Easier to get caught that way.

    If it was as easy to shoplift as it is to download movies, no doubt people would do that just as often. Most people honestly don't give a damn about the moral/ethical/legal implications of their entertainment, aside from how likely it is to land them in jail.

    The risk/benefit analysis works out (for many people) in favor of downloading, but not in favor of shoplifting.

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  143. Zoom's bubble wrap by cgenman · · Score: 1

    Props go to Zoom for their bubble wrap. I bought a bluetooth adaptor from them. The adaptor came in a standard-looking bubble package. When I got it home, I collected a pair of scissors, a pair of chicken cutters, and an X-acto knife in preparation for opening.

    Then I realized there was a little tab on the back. After pulling on the tab, a section of the back of the packaging opened up. Once open, there was another plastic tab (if I'm remembering correctly) and then the cardboard insert which had to be removed.

    The thing was, opening this thing was basically effortless, but it still took enough time that a theif would be significantly slowed down.

    Accolades to the intelligent packaging designer who created this thing.

  144. OT: Re:Rage? Not quite, but certainly frustrated. by pipingguy · · Score: 1

    FO?

    In the process piping vernacular, "FO" stands for "fail open". Maybe I should get a life or something.

  145. Refuse to buy, or ask the shop to open it by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    I remember that I had to use scissors to get my AMD Athlon XP CPU from its stupid packaging. Thank FSM, they later changed the packaging for their Athlon 64 CPUs. Nowadays when I want to buy a USB hub or another product and I can choose between one in paper packaging and another in plastic packaging, I always prefer the product in packaging that can be opened with hands. I think that if a package needs scissors or another tool to open, then it is the responsibility of the retailer to open it for me before I get it to my home or office. In fact whenever I have to buy a product in plastic packaging, after I pay for it by credit card, I ask a shop employee to open it for me: "Can you please open the packaging for me, because I have no scissors at my office and I need to use it immediately?". Many times they do it. The ones who don't lose me as a customer. As for the manufacturers, if I notice that a company uses stupid packaging across its whole product range, then I tend to prefer its competitors. Vote with your Euros or dollars, folks.

  146. try medical trauma shears by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1

    Medical trauma shears work great. You can get them cheap on Ebay, and they make short work of clamshell packaging.

    1. Re:try medical trauma shears by VidEdit · · Score: 1

      I've found that non serrated spring handled sheers work well. The EMT/Bandage shears work ok but require more force. Also, EMT shears come in different quality levels. The ones I bought at a hospital supply store have worked great for a decade but the ones I've bought in regular stores have all been poor performers--I don't know how to tell one from the other on EBay

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  147. Holy cow by deblau · · Score: 1

    Just use a box cutter. We need a whole article on this?

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  148. Speaking of tools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got a 3/8" to 1/2" socket adaptor at the parts store and when I attempted to remove it from the plastic doodad that it was attached to the plastic broke off inside the socket. So it's useless, probably until I get a propane torch to melt the plastic and get it out of there.

    1. Re:Speaking of tools by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      Needle-nose pliers?

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  149. Packaging Tax by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    Tax wasteful types of packaging. it would kill these vile things... until they can make a green version from poison ivy.

    1. Re:Packaging Tax by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

      Because legislation is the answer to all our problems!

  150. Using them for storage by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

    What about the situations where you need to store the item in the provided clamshell?

    In my case I had bought a 10 pack of compact fluorescent light bulbs and only used 5 or 6 right away. Since there isn't a way to store them, like an egg container for light bulbs, I had to keep them in the clamshell. Well, since you can't cut right through it, only at the edges, I had to wedge my hand in each time to get to them.

    No problem until I was down to the last 3. They were in the bottom of my clamshell envelope, if you will, so I dug in. Oddly, the super reinforced edges broke and instead of the shell being connected on three sides it was now connected on just one, the bottom. Of course, the three bulbs just fell out.

    Mind you, this happened in the matter of seconds. I found myself staring at my feet (which are usually protected with shoes) surrounded by microscopic shards of glass. A few pieces were the size of a human hair. I'm still convinced I may have a piece of CFL glass lodged in my bloodstream somewhere.

    You can see a similar package here oddly enough:
    http://www.myopenx.com/

  151. the second is wrong by The+Creator · · Score: 4, Funny

    "(that was funny:)" or "(that was funny:))"?

    You'd need to escape the smileyparen. Like so: "(that was funny:\))" :)

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    1. Re:the second is wrong by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      Damm this is what it feels like in the Realm of The Low UIDs :) All they ever discuss is emoticons!

      And their coffee tastes different too, Must be Dark Roast! The ones handpicked by noobian slaves!

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    2. Re:the second is wrong by m94mni · · Score: 1

      It seems you forgot yourself.

      (It should have been "\(that was funny:\\\)\)" :\))

    3. Re:the second is wrong by Richard_J_N · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yes, but escape sequences in English look barbarous! May I suggest either avoiding the problem, by using square brackets:
          "[that was funny:)]"
      or at least regaining clarity by inserting an extra space:
          "(that was funny:) )"
      It's a similar problem in English to ending a sentence with a URL. I usually insert spaces:
          "Please visit http://www.example.com/ ."

      All the above are, of course, quote-delimited. Actually, it would be nice if we had separate ASCII for all 5 of:
        {open,close}{single,double}-quote,apostrophe.

  152. This is just the DRM of physical reality by nilbog · · Score: 1

    DRM: Wrap a product in a package that makes it nearly impossible to use said product. Treat your customers like criminals.

    The DRM of physical reality: Wrap a product in a package that makes it nearly impossible to use said product. Treat your customers like criminals. They get frustrated and potentially injured as a result.

    I'm pretty sure the whole thing is really a conspiracy by the hospitals to keep their ERs busy and profitable. Damn doctors.

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  153. aw crap... by The+Creator · · Score: 1

    "so they can ogle the merchandise without actually putting their hands all over it"

    que the jokes about strip clubs..

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  154. RPG. by CCFreak2K · · Score: 1

    You see a package in front of you.

    > OPEN

    You cut yourself on a sharp edge and bleed terminally.

    You are dead.

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  155. The proper tool's already in your box or shed by joe_n_bloe · · Score: 1

    On a couple of occasions I just whipped out the Sawzall and opened some Evil Bubbles in about .5 sec each. No muss, no fuss. Such was the level of my annoyance that prompted me, I can't say whether I'd have been angry if I'd sliced anything in two more significant than an instruction manual. The stuff came out intact though. No additional red-faced vein-popping pulling, grunting, and invective hurling required.

    And it was nice to have the right toolfor that problem.

  156. How about some (gasp!) service! by itsdapead · · Score: 1
    I work in a PC store and there's loads of stuff that can make a thief a quick buck in a few seconds. Ink cartidges are the biggest target

    I know that "self service" shops clean up on impulse purchases, but while I'm browsing the rack for a cyan Lasejet 2600 cartridge I'm unlikely to think "What the hell, I'll get some Epson and Lexmark ink while I'm at it!". Its one case where I know exactly what I want and would quite like some service.

    So why not keep ink cartridges, batteries, memory cards and other high-value-but-non-sexy accessories behind a counter (you can still make sure customers walk past the iPods to get there) and employ someone... Oh, wait, I just answered my own question. :-) (Although, funnily, although that is exactly what happens at one of my favorite shops for buying consumables and components, they still manage to be cheaper than big shops with no service...)

    When (particularly large) stores whine about the cost of shoplifting I hope that they remember to offset those costs against the massive benefits they reap from self-service and low staffing levels.

    PS - to any monochrome moralists listening, thinking about the incentives and opportunities for crime is something that can and should be done as well as throwing the book at criminals and instead of taking actions that piss off the law-abiding majority.

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    1. Re:How about some (gasp!) service! by aslate · · Score: 1

      Stock loss last quarter was £60,000. That's not small by any means for a store.

      I see a lot of complaining about service here. Personally i'd like to be able to walk in, pick up my stuff and go rather than ask for assistance with a load of stuff. However the worst thing about your plan is...the customers. If you man one person behind a counter that sells inks for example (We used to have this with memory cards and cameras) then you get people coming up every few minutes asking "Can you help me with x" or "I need some help with a PC". Do i help the customer directly asking me for help or do i wait behind the counter to serve up goods like ink, and if we do stay there i'm sure we'd get shouted at for standing behind a counter doing nothing. Oh wait, we should hire more staff so there's one per person...

      Our store seems to be in a no-win situation when it comes to staff. We have 4 too many staff one minute and a surge in customers can suddenly create a shortage.

    2. Re:How about some (gasp!) service! by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      What happens when you know what ink you want, but the employee who is supposed to open the cage is tied up with little old grandma who doesn't even know what brand of printer she has? Shop keeps put the product out like that for your convenience.

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    3. Re:How about some (gasp!) service! by itsdapead · · Score: 1
      Stock loss last quarter was £60,000. That's not small by any means for a store.

      Well, that means nothing without knowing whether you work for Mom and Pop's corner shop or Walmart.

      Personally i'd like to be able to walk in, pick up my stuff and go

      Unfortunately, so do the thieves :-)

      "I need some help with a PC". Do i help the customer directly asking me for help or do i wait behind the counter to serve up goods like ink

      Hmmm... try and sell someone a $2000 PC or hang around on the offchance that someone will buy $20 worth of ink... Nope, I'm not going to armchair quarterback that one. Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if you make more profit on the ink!

      We have 4 too many staff one minute and a surge in customers can suddenly create a shortage

      I expect that the real problem is that the PHB turns up when its dead quiet, observes that 4 people don't seem to be working, yells at the person behind the ink counter and then leaves.

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    4. Re:How about some (gasp!) service! by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      That is pretty much what they do in Rymans, where I generally get my ink cartridges. They are £1 cheaper there than in Staples where they are left out on the shelf. I wonder why that is? Most other things are more expensive in Rymans than Staples.

  157. Oh yes, I can see how by paniq · · Score: 1

    Oh yes, This is an international problem! I can see how third world country children get all raged over having a hard time opening their OLPC laptops.

    Seriously, I can't imagine how someone who gets a shitload of toys at Christmas even _dares_ to complain about the packaging in a serious way!

    This article makes me incredibly angry.

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  158. Perforation by Galley_SimRacer · · Score: 0

    I bought a Sony FM radio several years ago, and the edges of the pack were actually perforated!

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  159. SOMEONE is getting a paper out of this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You need to face the facts that people in general suck and that's why crappy things like security tags and plastic clamshells exist. If people were more decent human beings, retail wouldn't suck as hard as it does."

    You know I'm going to get a masters thesis out of this. "How an educated group ignores reality. Motivation?" At the very lest I know what group to ignore when dicussing social issues. Although I've observed that they don't do much better concerning technological issues either, so what's a fellow to do?

  160. I call bullshit by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1
    sure if you want to PAY and extra 10%

    One, it's "an" not "and".
    Two, my calculations show the additional cost to be no more than 9.7132%.
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  161. You mean overpackaging by whitroth · · Score: 1

    Down to, say, the peanuts they hand out on planes. All of 'em, as I like to say, "sealed for our lawyers' protection", not for anyone's convenience or protection.

          mark

  162. Petfood bags by autophile · · Score: 1
    They come with this "convenient" string at the top that you're supposed to pull to open the bag. Half the time, the string breaks as you pull. Sometimes the string slides right out, leaving you with a string in one hand and the still unopened bag in the other! In the meantime, your cat is yowling like mad for some food, and you can't tell a kitty that she has to wait while Big Cat struggles to open the bag.

    --Rob

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  163. What our 3 boys get by justthinkit · · Score: 1

    depends on who gives it to them. Extended family give them 10,000 piece LEGO objects that are almost unassembleable, and then are completely useless once assembled, or mechanized marvels that disintegrate instantly or sucks batteries like an industrial vacuum.

    My wife and I give them things that (1) don't need batteries, (2) are old school -- soccer ball, football, pogo stick, rebounder, training matts and this year a 20' x 25' redwood play structure [we can barely afford it but they need to be migrated away from computer games], or (3) are generic, like LEGO bricks, and so can be used to create a near infinite number of objects (thus defeating the planned obsolescence of most toys and all modern video games).

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  164. How about NO PACKAGING? by Roger+Avary · · Score: 1

    The solution to things being stolen from packages shouldn't be windows in boxes or these elaborate packaging suggestions I've been reading here. Why not just get rid of the thing that hires the product altogether? Package design should minimize waste materials like hard plastic shavings that are like razors to the environment.

  165. Leatherman handy by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    I always have my pocket knife on hand. I haven't managed to cut myself yet, but it does take some time and patience to get used to. Counterintuitively, the sharper the knife, the safer it is to handle it (since you don't have to apply as much force).

    Just remember, cut away from yourself (hopefully not towards other people or pets). Keep your fingers clear. Three slices on face of the plastic, and then you can just open it up like a door.

  166. drinkable yoghurt and seals by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    In Holland there is a product called Breaker, which is drinkable yoghurt with pits in it; although the first time I bought it I wanted to open the cap, and squeeze it, nothing came out. I remind you I was sitting in the car. I squeezed harder and suddenly *SPLETCH* all the yoghurt in my face, the car, the seats, the windows. Bad thing, almost nothing of the yoghurt was left after I gently squeezed it again ...

    A mule does not hit the same rock twice they say ;)

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  167. Don't worry - Don Norman is on the case! by gilgongo · · Score: 1

    I recently attended a talk by Don Norman at the Nielsen Norman Group's "User Experience 2006" conference in London. The world famous usability expert/nutter (depending on your POV) said that his next project will be to come up with more usable product packaging.

    He said that the main reason why packaging is problematic is that it is there primarily to prevent theft. I might have guessed. Protecting the customer? The product? My arse - it's protecting the PROFITS that matters!

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  168. Solution by HobophobE · · Score: 1

    What about making them like onions? All these crazy layers of plastic that you peel off one by one. That will be very conspicuous for shoplifters to do, but it won't be anything more than a delay for true consumers. A trade off between "I nearly killed myself opening that" and "I can't stop crying, why the hell did they have to use real onions?!"

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  169. perfection by Jippy+T+Flounder · · Score: 1

    when the cutter is protected by a clamshell. THAT'S solid marketing.

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  170. More perplexing problem... by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    I've been trying to figure out how to get into one of those clam-shells for years.... And I am not talking about the plastic kind!

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  171. it's called a 'knife' the inventor lived in a cave by Down8 · · Score: 1

    "One man even invented a cutter designed specifically for cracking open plastic clamshells."

    -bZj

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  172. speaking of bad power suppies, no labels by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    I hate having 10 power bricks, all black and with NO LOGOs or any indication to tell me which device its for!!!

    If you are that cheap, supply a damn 5cent sticker in the box so I can label the power supply as "For Drill" or "For Sony Camera"

    Oh and one more thing, stupid WIDE BRICKS, that you cannot fit another plug next to it on a power board, this is spawned
    wider damn power boards, stupid TDC Power bricks.

    If mobile phones can have slim tiny adapters, why not other devices out there. I wish they could make an auto amp/voltage adapter too, perhaps
    with an extra serial IO line to request the vol/amp.

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    1. Re:speaking of bad power suppies, no labels by Ashtead · · Score: 1

      I usually make sure to mark all the wall-warts with the name of the device they belong to as soon as I've unpacked them, as well as indicating on the device what is the voltage and current rating of its supply. These vary wildly and there are several that use identical connectors for 7.5 V DC or 9 V AC or whatever. The DYMO marking tool is a useful item here.

      The power supply I was getting at the airport was fitted with a cable and plug so it would not be a problem plugging it in, it was getting it outta the damn plastic case that was the problem.

      And I don't like the wall-warts covering more than one outlet on a power strip, I must agree there.

      The serial IO line for reading the set volts and consumed amps would be nice... though once a unit is set to a voltage, it wouldn't be so great if this were changed: a higher voltage could damage it, and a lower voltage would cause it to stop working... neither seem all that useful.

      But some kind of "octopus" unit, with half a dozen or more wires coming off of it, and each one being able to be set to different voltage and polarity, and with the current rating large enough to supply all the devices, that would be useful.

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  173. Re:it's called a 'knife' the inventor lived in a c by OmniBeing · · Score: 1

    I actually like the packaging, It's easier to transport and doesn't get damaged. I use an exact-o-knife (box cutter as those in the us call them) and cut along the edges in the rear close to the edge. That way If I need to return stuff, the store is none the wiser, and they can put it back out if it's a matter of I bought the wrong thing. Did that with an Xbox 360 memory card & wifi adapter (took me five minutes to pull cat-5 from the basement instead, saved me $130) the other day. Took it back to future shop and no questions asked. They couldn't tell. No restocking fee.

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  174. I never have trouble by macdaddy · · Score: 1
    I've not once had trouble. I can see where some people would but I never do. I use my pocket knife to open all my plastic packages. I do not carry a small pocket knife. My knife is about folding knife that's 4 inches long when folded, 8" when open and locks. It's always sharp. Larger knives are significantly safer than small pocket knives.

    Besides my knife I've also been known to grab other things that are handy such as a large pair of Klein side cutters.

  175. Re:legislation is the answer to many problems by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    There are many mission critical software solutions but if you run them on Windows ME it ruins it, it does not mean that problems can't be solved with software.

    Our government is worse than Windows ME. simple things can still run, but most stuff is f**ked up.

    We can still design and write software with the hope that a better system will emerge.

  176. You know the answer, you just don't like it. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    I've never understood the logic of using a glue that is stronger than the material it is intended to seal.

    This is easy to understand - it's to reduce the losses, and hence costs to the manufacturer. It might take a cent or two off of the cost of the product, which of course get passed on to you, but it's whether you like it or not. If you were willing to spend 79 cents instead of 78 cents for spaghetti with a ziplock bag, too bad, they're "driving the costs out of their product". I'm told this is MBA 101.

    I guess customer satisfaction in in the PhD part of the curriculum.

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