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Starbucks Responds In Kind To Oxfam YouTube Video

Kligmond writes "Last week, Starbucks placed a video on YouTube responding to a video posted by the Oxfam Charity. The Oxfam video was launched in conjunction with 'Starbucks Day of Action,' held December 16th, when activists visited Starbucks locations across the world in protest of the coffee retailer's alleged mistreatment of Ethiopian farmers. The Starbucks video calmly addresses the Oxfam allegations, citing an impasse over Ethiopian trademark legalities. Starbucks claims the refusal to sign a trademark agreement with Ethiopia is a stumbling block they hope to resolve on behalf of the farmers. The coffee chain's representative goes on to refute the contention that Starbucks refuses to pay a fair price for its coffee reserves and, in fact, routinely pays well above commodity price, and above fair trade price. Unlike many recent ineffectual corporate reactions to social journalism and networking eruptions, Starbucks' response is unique in that the corporation managed Oxfam's unconventional assault in a very unconventional way, via YouTube. Regardless of the outcome of this particular incident, the move on Starbucks' part comes off as unmistakably in touch with today's communication modes and methods."

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  1. FP, and... by bondjamesbond · · Score: 0

    I suddenly want a coffee.

  2. And me thinking it was Kara who posted... by thrill12 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...a response...

    But why ? Does she crave for good coffee on the Battlestar ? Didn't the 12 colonies invest in fair trade coffee ? Why is she all of a sudden so sensitive about why Oxfam posted a youtube video anyway ?

    What new plot twist of BG do I not understand ?

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    1. Re:And me thinking it was Kara who posted... by Dabido · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think it's covered in the Spinoff series - Cafe-prica

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  3. In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Next time do a little research Oxfam. Starbucks is one of the most socially responsible companies out there. They are pretty much why their is such a thing as "fair trade" coffee.

    And to all the people that say *bucks pushes out the mom and pops: when was the last time they offered carreers or health insurance?

    1. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by bladesjester · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think my main complaint about starbucks is the fact that they don't seem to know how to *not* burn their coffee beans.

      I'm glad that they are relatively socaially concious, but my personal opinion is that their coffee sucks. When I was still on campus, I really prefered the one coffee shop off campus that was also all fair trade stuff.

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    2. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Starbucks is one of the most socially responsible companies out there. They are pretty much why their is such a thing as "fair trade" coffee.

      Starbucks is certainly quite successful at projecting an image of social responsiblity, yes - so much so that uninformed people like you believe that they created the fair trade movement, when actually Fair Trade is a decades old idea and Starbucks use of a tiny amout of Fair Trade coffee is just greenwash.

      While Starbucks is certainly not the Pure Concentrated Evil of, say, a Halliburton or a Monsanto, neither are they the angels that their PR department would like you to believe. That they seem to treat their direct employees fairly well, is no indication of what ethics apply (or don't apply) to their deals with suppliers.

      And to all the people that say *bucks pushes out the mom and pops: when was the last time they offered carreers or health insurance?

      Uh huh. So rather than owning one's own small business, being a successful entrepreneur, the new American dream is to work for a national franchise, so that you can get health insurance. How incredibly fscking sad is that?

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    3. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by dave562 · · Score: 1
      Uh huh. So rather than owning one's own small business, being a successful entrepreneur, the new American dream is to work for a national franchise, so that you can get health insurance. How incredibly fscking sad is that?

      I think what he was saying is that Starbucks offers incentives that the local mom and pop spot doesn't. Sad, sure... but I think the average Starbucks employee is a bit ahead of the local mom and pop employee (in terms of wages and benefits).

    4. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by spun · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I don't understand why they do it. I know they know better. In fact, they used to roast to a "full city" roast, which the best gourmet roasters have always used, and which I prefer to lighter or darker roasts. They've since moved to a French roast, or even an Italian roast, which is too dark for me.

      More importantly, from what I understand, they don't do any real pre or post roast QA to remove clinkers, which are light, immature beans that give a grassy or off taste to coffee. They also don't date their roasts like a good gourmet shop will. As 90% of varietal flavor in coffee is gone two days after roasting, this is crucial to enjoying good coffee. When I go to my local roaster, who is an true coffee enthusiast like myself, I just say "Give me a half pound of whatever you just roasted."

      OTOH, they are a model of social repsonsibility, treating employees and suppliers well and giving back to the community through charity.

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    5. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Uh huh. So rather than owning one's own small business, being a successful entrepreneur, the new American dream is to work for a national franchise, so that you can get health insurance. How incredibly fscking sad is that?

      Which would you rather work for? And if you say the local roaster, you clearly have never had an ambulance ride and multiple-day stay in the hospital. Neither have I, but I know what they cost.

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    6. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by AuMatar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because 99% of their customers don't give a shit. They want a cup of coffee. Not a fine dining experience. They don't know the difference between roasts, what a clinker is, or what the date on a roast means (nor do I for that matter- is it newer is better, or is it a wine thing where older is?). Hell, a lot of them don't really know what the difference between a mocha and a latte is. They just want a cup of Joe at a known quality level. Maybe a quick snack too. Thats what Starbucks provides. Its pretty much like McDonalds- you don't go there for a great burger, you go there for food that you can predict how bad it will be.

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    7. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by plantman-the-womb-st · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, it's simple really. The reason for the over-roasted beans at Starbucks (which causes those of us who like the taste of straight coffee and espresso to cringe) is the fact that Starbucks doesn't sell coffee. They sell coffee flavored drinks. Starbucks is responsible for the latte craze after all. Most all of their products contain so many other flavorings , dairy and sugar that the coffee has to be stronger or you wouldn't taste it. If this seems unrealistic, just go to a Starbucks and order black coffee or straight espresso. The looks the employees and other customers give you are priceless. They became a nationally known name by selling frapachinos, not coffee.

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    8. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by AuMatar · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Uh huh. So rather than owning one's own small business, being a successful entrepreneur, the new American dream is to work for a national franchise, so that you can get health insurance. How incredibly fscking sad is that?


      Being an entepeneur was supposed to be the dream? I find that even more depressing. Working extremely long hours, risking bankrupcy every day, insane stress levels, all for money? No thanks, I'd rather put in my 8 hrs a day, make a fair wage, and enjoy my life.

      As for the health insurance- vote the current bunch out and vote in some liberals who will actually work on healthcare reform.
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    9. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Binary+Boy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Absolutely; as someone who savors a good shot of espresso, maybe with a dollop of foam if I'm feeling fancy, Starbucks is at best adequate. At least I can get espresso there, the only such supplier in most towns sadly, but their operations are not setup to serve great coffee, it's to serve 1200 calorie milk shakes disguised as "coffee drinks". Hell, in many of the Starbucks I stop in on my travels the staff calls it "expresso".

      Still, as another poster said, it's the McD's of coffee; you go there for the consistent experience - and the wifi - not the quality. The quality isn't nearly as *bad* as McDonalds, but it's not nearly as good as many of the places I used to go, before they folded trying to compete with Starbucks. And I agree with others - they are a remarkably socially conscious big business, they treat employees well, they are fairly locally active, and I have no problem with their success.

    10. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      I lean more toward tea anymore, but the cafe in question had really good coffee. I used to spend way too much time in there having coffee.

      Then I discovered their hot chocolate...

      I swear that they have to put drugs in the hot chocolate. Granted, I only see them put frothed milk and high quality chocolate syrup in it, but that doesn't mean it's any less addictive =]

      If you're even in Athens, Ohio, I highly recommend stopping in there. The coffee's good, the hot chocolate is better, and the atmosphere is great (as evidenced by the fact that I spent more time in there working on programming projects my senior year than I did in the sun labs).

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    11. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by MattyG · · Score: 1

      Hmm. 85% of the time when I buy a drink at Starbucks it's a plain, grande coffee. And I have never gotten a dirty look from anyone. And this is at dozens of starbucks stores around the USA (I travel a lot).

    12. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [Starbucks is] pretty much why their [sic] is such a thing as "fair trade" coffee.

      No, they're not. How hard is it to understand:
      1. Social movement emerges
      2. Social movement is co-opted (and effectively nullified) by marketing firms
      3. Profit!

    13. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think my main complaint about starbucks is the fact that they don't seem to know how to *not* burn their coffee beans.

      Of course they know how not to, they simply chose to burn them as a matter of course. The reason? It's the only way to get a truly uniform coffee "flavor" across their entire chain. You can walk into a Starbucks anywhere and know what the coffee will taste like. In my opinion it tastes like shit, like all burned coffee does, but that isn't the point. The funny part is that for people for whom coffee == starbucks, they will come to think that burned crap is how coffee is supposed to taste, and may end up disliking other coffee.

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    14. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Starbucks coffee was "fair trade", they would advertise it as such. It isn't, so they can't. I wish people would see behind the corporate lies once in a while.

    15. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Sloppy · · Score: 4, Funny

      What I don't get, is why these people don't simply buy their coffee at McDonalds, where it costs a lot less. ;-)

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    16. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      Which is fine for Joe's such as me, because, while I think Frappachinos are satan's spawn, I do not have the tastebuds or attitude required to savour the coffee to its full. Perhaps I could if I drank coffee with more vigour, but I don't see it as paying off. Having said that, Starbucks, like most coffee shops, suffers from what seem to be ludicrous prices. That's not ludicrous in terms of costs they're paying, I have no idea of their profit margins, but compared to how much it costs me to prattle around with my cheapo pump-operated espresso maker at home for a while, it seems quite expensive, and that puts me off.

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    17. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Sloppy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Read this. The darker you roast, the less it matters what kind of bean you started with -- all beans are the same. For a national brand, that is desirable.

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    18. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last time I worked at a local coffee shop. I had a good health insurance plan, a good dental plan, and a good salary. Unfortunately the shop closed a year after starfucks opened up down the street. We had ALOT of customers who still came to our shop because they thought our product was better. Maybe starbucks had a better location. The company decided to shutdown this store after falling profits. A shame really as it was an OK job considering it was in San Francisco.

    19. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I order a medium black coffee at Starbucks I usually get looks of thanks and relief. A black coffee takes next to nothing to prepare and they don't have to tart up their lingo when they make it.

    20. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Which would you rather work for? And if you say the local roaster, you clearly have never had an ambulance ride and multiple-day stay in the hospital. Neither have I, but I know what they cost.

      There is no one "cost" to know; the screwed up American health system is notorious for charging different prices depending on who you are and whether you have employer-provided health insurance (cheapest price), health insurance you paid for yourself (ripoff prices), or no health insurance (extortion). Generally, the more you're hurting for money, the more zeroes they append to your bill.

      The local roaster will also pay a much higher premium than Starbucks would have to pay for the same coverage. And if you buy health insurance yourself, instead of getting it from your employer, you run a much higher risk of having your coverage retroactively cancelled if you get sick.

      But remember, best health care system in the world.

    21. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Illyria2026 · · Score: 1

      I heard a Starbucks marketing VP say, "People think we're in the coffee business, but we're not. What we really are is in the dairy business." A cup of starbucks usually contains more milk than coffee.

    22. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by DM9290 · · Score: 1

      "Being an entepeneur was supposed to be the dream? I find that even more depressing. Working extremely long hours, risking bankrupcy every day, insane stress levels, all for money? No thanks, I'd rather put in my 8 hrs a day, make a fair wage, and enjoy my life."

      It wasn't supposed to be like that. The idea is that when you go into business you are contributing to the prosperity if your own community. You are being a good human being. That is the reward. The money you earn you are generally going to reinvest in the business. you aren't going to consume it. It is a wonderful feeling to see your community grow and prosper and know you are doing your part.

      all that when downhill with limited liability and foreign investment. no one sees the results of their investments, and consequently no one cares.. to that end corporations will stop at nothing to rape and pillage and pass off every single possible cost to third parties because their shareholders dont see any effect outside the bottom line.

      then on the one hand they argue that the proper model is that the government should pass rules and regulations to stop any truly vile practice, and then on the other hand they argue that they should be expected to voluntarily refrain from vile practices (notwithstanding that they are profitable and the shareholders are clueless).

      So it isn't your fault that you are disenchanted with the entire idea of free market capitalism. The whole thing was a big hoax to begin with. Capitalists are not interested in competing. They are interested in using the state to block any and all competition as much as humanly possible.

      And if you only need to work 8 hours a day to enjoy your life. You are one of the lucky ones. I'm sure the 8 hour day will go bye bye before long.

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    23. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      According to a co-worker who just got her Explanation of Benefits, an emergency gallbladder removal and four-day stay in a hospital is $21,000. And that's the insurance-company-negotiated price.

    24. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Nanpa · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because at Macdonalds you only get 3-4 different types of horrible goo, and at starbucks you have a wider selection of 4-5 different types of brown horrible goo.

    25. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by spun · · Score: 3, Informative

      Newer is better, although after three days you don't have to worry because it's gotten as bad as it's going to get for weeks. After three days, gourmet coffee will still taste good, but 90% of what differentiates, say, an east African coffee from a central American coffee is gone. That $30/pound Kona or Blue Mountain is now no different than a good $6/pound Columbian.

      Some differences, notably body and acidity, will still be there, but the complex and subtle flavors have all evaporated.

      A clinker is a lightweight, immature bean that tastes awful. Ever taste rancid, burnt, grassy, or hay-like flavors in coffee? If brewing isn't the problem, those flavors are most likely from clinkers.

      That's probably more than you ever wanted to know about coffee. I only know all this because my college girlfriend worked at a REALLY snooty coffe roaster, Willoughby's in New Haven, CT. If you want to try some really good coffee, I think they do mail-order.

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    26. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by metlin · · Score: 1

      That's the thing though.

      For instance, I'm originally from India, and coffee back there is almost always served with cream/milk and sugar.

      This goes for a lot of countries, and compared to the number of people I know who like it with cream and sugar, the number of people who like it strong and without any additives is very small.

      (not that I am saying one is better than the other or that one should be catered to at the expense of the other, merely that when it comes to numbers, Starbucks would prefer to cater to the larger populace)

      And btw, most Starbucks I know will definitely give you plain black coffee. And as far as I know, when you order any of their regular coffee flavours, they give you coffee without any cream or sugar.

    27. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by eratosthene · · Score: 1

      Uh huh. So rather than owning one's own small business, being a successful entrepreneur, the new American dream is to work for a national franchise, so that you can get health insurance. How incredibly fscking sad is that? So obviously you've never been the head of a family, and had to actually think about things like that. I work at a job where I'm definitely not making as much money as I could doing it on my own, but the company pays full insurance (medical and dental) for my entire family. Another employer would have to offer me at least twice my current income for me to even consider changing jobs. Medical security doesn't mean much when you only have yourself to take care of, but it means the world when three other lives depend on you.
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    28. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by AaronStJ · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It really depends, I think, on the region. Or maybe people just don't like Starbuck's coffee, and assume they don't know what they're doing. However, my brother is a Starbucks barista and "Coffee Master" (which involved rather a lot of training in coffee) here in Seattle, and I get the impression that they really, really care about their coffee. He can tell you volumes about any one of their varieties (of coffee, not coffee drink), and even more about they're blends and why they're blended that way. He routinely gives and attends coffee tastings.

      It's important to make the distinction between brewed coffee and espresso. To be fair, Starbuck's espresso is admitedly a weak point. Like you say, it has to be strong do make an impression in the coffee drinks. But their brewed coffee varieties are something they spend a lot of effort on. They do roast darker than a lot of people, but as far as I can tell, it because they genuinely like it better that way.

      I know it's popular to assume that Starbucks doesn't care about coffee, but that's simply not true.

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    29. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Its pretty much like McDonalds- you don't go there for a great burger, you go there for food that you can predict how bad it will be.

      My boss once used this to justify Windows 95.

    30. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Economist http://economist.co.uk/ has an argument against the practice of so-called fair trade. While a noble notion, in real life it is counter-productive.

      I was going to just link to the article http://www.economist.com/business/displaystory.cfm ?story_id=E1_RPRDVJN, but since it you'll have to have a subscription to access it, I'll recant the main argument:

      Coffee is cheap. Reason for this is over production. The coffee farmers have invested a lot of money in equipment etc, and reforming their farm is expensive.

      Well-meaning western consumers pay extra for "fair trade" coffee, meaning extra money in the farmers pockets. Fair enough, right. Well, given the conditions cited earlier and apply a little basic economic principles: Farmers receiving, what essentially is, subsidies, will have the actual extra money to shift away from producing cheap, overproduced coffee-beans, but absolutely NO incentive to do so! Thus FURTHER lowering the prices.

      Steffen Pøhner.

    31. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by chriss · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Starbucks is certainly quite successful at projecting an image of social responsiblity, yes - so much so that uninformed people like you believe that they created the fair trade movement, when actually Fair Trade is a decades old idea and Starbucks use of a tiny amout of Fair Trade coffee is just greenwash.

      The article you linked just says that Starbucks only buys a small amount of FairTrade coffee. But it says nothing about how much fairly traded coffee they buy. These are two different concepts. FairTrade is a trademark for a certification process. If something is labeled you can be assured that it is fairly traded, but if something is not labeled FairTrade you cannot be sure of the opposite.

      Starbucks is a sufficient large buyer to make it interesting to implement their own fair trading. And there may be good reasons for this, e.g. the overhead of the FairTrade process. In the YouTube video they claim that they often pay even more than FairTrade, and this seems completely possible since they could optimize logistics in a way that selling FairTrade coffee to consumers wouldn't allow.

      So the complaint in the linked article is that the money Starbucks spends on coffee is not run through the FairTrade organization, not that the coffee is not traded fairly. Somehow they forgot to make this more obvious.

      Should any fairly traded product be bought from FairTrade? I don't think so. Competition does not only lower prices, it also increases efficiency (thereby allowing lowering the prices). If Starbucks can pay the coffee farmers more than FairTrade due to their better process, I welcome this, because it will increase the consumption of fairly traded coffee in a significant way, while this might not happen if the price difference stays the same as it is today possibly due to inefficiencies in the FairTrade process.

      I don't know these things, I have no numbers about how much Starbucks pays coffee farmers etc. But I have the ability to distinguish between a justified criticism and someone trying to defend their monopoly by calling someone else unethical.

    32. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by LordEd · · Score: 1

      In Canada, i believe that would cost about $50 for the ambulance ride.

    33. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by $uperjay · · Score: 1

      You could get a significantly better cup of coffee for less money from your local roastery, not have to deal with Starbucks lines, and support local industry as well. These seem like compelling enough arguments against Starbucks to me.

    34. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by BigFire · · Score: 2

      When I drink my $30 a pound Blue Mountain that I roasted myself, I know where my money went. And it really tasted great.

    35. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      when was the last time they offered carreers or health insurance?

      Ask me again why I would want my coffee served by a fruckin' suit. You seriously think 'coffee house culture' is fostered by people looking for 'careeers or health insurance'??

      Back carefully and slowly back into your corporate franchise, in whatever strip mall you consider your center of culture, dood.

      (gads, I am in a flamey mood tonight)

    36. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      I work at a job where I'm definitely not making as much money as I could doing it on my own, but the company pays full insurance (medical and dental) for my entire family....Medical security doesn't mean much when you only have yourself to take care of, but it means the world when three other lives depend on you.

      It's not sad that medical security means a lot when you have a family to care for; it's sad that due to our pathetic system of health care, medical security usually means being stuck in a job at a large company.

      (I was taking with a friend of mine who just finished her Ph.D. and got a teaching job at a college; she says that had she not gotten a job with benefits it would have been cheaper for her to work part time and go back to school and take a class in order to get a student discount on health insurance for her family, than to take a full time job without benefits and pay for insurance out of pocket. That's bizarre, twisted, and sad.)

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    37. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Firstly, you assume that there is a local coffeehouse. Not a universal. Hell, I couldn't tell you where one was within 10 miles of my last house. Secondly, there's location- its far more likely that Starbucks is in a convenient location. Thirdly, there's the quality factor. They don't know what the local place is like, but they know starbucks. People prefer the devil they know to the devil they don't.

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    38. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Miseph · · Score: 1

      I work in a grocery store that carries, along with several other brands, Starbucks coffee. I assure you that many, though not all, of their blends bear the FairTrade logo. They may lie about some things, but this is not one of them.

      For the record, I strongly dislike Starbucks, and always recommend other, better, FairTrade organic blends to those who ask.

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    39. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      What about the four day stay before a surgeon was available to do the operation?

    40. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      No thanks, I'd rather put in my 8 hrs a day, make a fair wage, and enjoy my life.


      9-5 and 'party on the weekends' huh?

      *shrug*

    41. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by drsquare · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Last I looked my local high street wasn't lined with 'local roasteries'. I can't speak for America, but in Britain before Starbucks all we had were grotty little cafes serving vile tea and coffee alongside greasy bacon sandwiches.

    42. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Kesh · · Score: 1

      Screw the coffee. I have to admit, they make a damn fine tasting Chai Latte tea. I know, it probably tastes nothing like real chai, but to my American palatte it's extremely tasty.

    43. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by FLEB · · Score: 1

      So, coffeehouse culture is best fostered by a dead-end job and constant looming health and financial risk?

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    44. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      grotty little cafes serving vile tea and coffee alongside greasy bacon sandwiches That sounds delectable!
    45. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by dangitman · · Score: 0

      Starbucks is responsible for the latte craze after all.

      WTF? Lattes have been very popular all over the world before Starbucks came along. I think you have it backwards - the latte craze is probably responsible for Starbucks' success.

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    46. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Selling dairy-related products doesn't mean you're in the dairy business. Just like selling coffee-related products doesn't put you in the coffee business. Starbucks are in the retail beverage business.

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    47. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by 5ynic · · Score: 1

      I was born in the UK (socialised medicine), have lived in New Zealand (socialised medicine), and now live in Queensland, Australia (Socialised medicine). The idea that you have to wait for life-threatening conditions to be fixed is, basically, false. I'm sure there are many examples of this happening, but generally speaking, emergency ops happen at energency speed, and the long waits are for things like hip replacements etc. where there is discomfort, but no risk of death.

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    48. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by spoco2 · · Score: 1

      The reason people drink it in America is that there are so few places to get a decent espresso coffee (Latte, cappuccino, machiato, etc.) Starbucks actually seems good in comparison to the majority of crud on sale over there.

      Now... in a country like Australia, in a city like Melbourne, I am absolutely STUNNED that people go to Starbucks... STUNNED! Why anyone would subject themselves to the horrendous taste of Starbucks 'coffee' when they need only walk two to three shops before they stumble across somewhere else selling better coffee is beyond me.

      The ONLY reason I do have Starbucks occasionally is that the local one in our shopping centre has a play area for the kids... damn great idea. But it's the only Starbucks I've seen with one, so I don't know why people go to any of the others... I suffer through the lackluster, burnt coffee so I can at least be at peace while I do so as the kids are entertained.

      But... to be back on topic... I too was of the opinion that Starbucks was a 'good' company, and it somewhat baffles me why organizations like Oxfam pick on them when there are truly BAD companies doing BAD things that they should be spending their time on.

    49. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Wolfkin · · Score: 2, Funny

      1) McDonald's has no White Chocolate Mocha.
      2) There is no McDonald's in Barnes & Nobel, but there is a Starbucks. :)

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    50. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Don't kid yourself. Very few people are capable of successfully running their own business. Then there's the question of what would happen to the economy if everyone was their own boss and none of those bosses could get anyone to work for them because everyone was too busy being their own boss...

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    51. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Think about what you just said. So coffee should be served only by people who have no retirement plans, no healthcare and next to no opportunities for advancement? And you think you're taking the high road by being against a suit? By promoting mom and pop coffee houses you're basically advocating for indentured servitude or slavery!

      How exactly are you better than the suits again? Or even near their level?

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    52. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by exspecto · · Score: 0

      Hell, in many of the Starbucks I stop in on my travels the staff calls it "expresso". I think you just gave me a great name for a new coffee shop: Exspecto's Expressos

      On a side note, I've been called that before by accident (I think...hmmm).
    53. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Korin43 · · Score: 0, Troll

      I was under the impression McDonald's only has one kind. Plus, their sizes are in English, and no one likes that.

    54. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Rayin · · Score: 1
      I'm sure there are many examples of this happening, but generally speaking, emergency ops happen at energency speed, and the long waits are for things like hip replacements etc. where there is discomfort, but no risk of death.
      And this makes it better? You pay for speed, and you pay for comfort. Ours may cost more, but thats a benefit we can claim as a direct result.
    55. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by aspie31 · · Score: 1

      Oh it is. I'm one of those brits who actually laments the decline of the greasy spoon cafes in recent years.

      Give me the simple pleasure of a bacon roll with HP sauce and a cup of coffee over all these trendy coffee bars any day.

    56. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by mincognito · · Score: 1

      They are pretty much why their is such a thing as "fair trade" coffee.

      While I understand Starbucks to be a socially responsible company that pays their coffee producers relatively well, they have had absolutely nothing to do with "fair trade." Fair trade coffee is certified as such by FLO after independent auditing of producers and traders. Starbucks coffee has not received Fair Trade certification.

    57. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by LordEd · · Score: 1

      What if you can't pay? In Canada, we do not live with the fear of going bankrupt due to medical illness. That is what makes it better. Regardless of your station in life, you have access to necessary medical treatment.

    58. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      All the differing types of insurance and government payment for the poor is exactly why the price of health care is outragous. I spoke with an administer at our local hostpital and he said that it takes X amount of dollars just to run some of the equiptment. He was talking like X-ray machines, cat scan machines and such. It seems to me that once it was paid for, the cost should drop but it doesn't. I had an MRI in an old tunnel machine a few months back wich I know has been in use at the hospital for at least 20 years. Guess what, the cost was higher then when it was brand new. Why is that?

      It is because enough sources will pay for it. Thats why. When I was 10, the cost of going to the doctor's ofice was $10 dollars a visit with an apointment and $20 without. I remeber my parent bitching about the schools sending truent officers after sick kids with strep because they seemed healthy enough to attend school (they stoped that shortly after this incident.). Now an office visit is $80 minimum unless you have insurance then it is just your co pay. But how does the insurance company know how much is fair to pay? They ask how much it costs, the doctors, hospitals, etc, give an outragously large sum in responce knowing it will be bartered down, the insurance companies then come back with a counter offer and the doctors accept it knowing they will get paid. But the catch is, the more they charge someone who cannot pay, the more they can barter form the ones who can. Ever seen the amount of a past due bill decrease more then the amount paid on it if it looks like the doctor might be paid? Happens all the time. I had a $2000 emergency room visit end up costing me $800 without insurance after all was said and done.

      So yes, the cost of medical treatment is the way it is because of the government payments and all the insurance companies.

      PS, some times the insurance companies do a survey then decide to offer payment of a certain amount based on the average of the costs. This is how government coverage is deterined i believe. Then they just say we are paying X amount for this, who wants in and it is up to the doctors, hospitals, etc to join. The end effect is the same, the costs go up because either the doctors want as much as possible or the insurance companies want enough medical profesionals to have attractive coverage in an area. You get group discounts for employer coverage wich guarenties a positive flow of money for the insurance companies so they don't care.

      I guess I should say it again, the reason we are in this mess with medical expenses is because of the insurance companies and government's involvment. Socializing it or mandating coverage will likley make it worse. When doctors and hospitals determin that not enough people are willing or capable of paying thier extortional fees, they will lower them.

    59. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by LordEd · · Score: 1

      For an emergency? There would be no wait at all. The medical system is set up that emergency is taken care of at the highest priority.

      I was in last year because i badly sprained my ankle. I was there less than 30 minutes at night before getting x-rays, checked, and sent home. I had a return visit the next day because the pain was terrible the next day and i probably was there for only about 1 hour (it was busier that day) for another set of x-rays and to get prescriptions for some pain killers + crutches.

      From what i understand, my injury would have been somewhere in the $800 range across the border. I left the hospital with no bills.

    60. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by macp · · Score: 1

      That's what makes folks complicit capitalist slaves, like the majority of the "legitimate" tech community. Part of the reason being an entrepreneur is so damned hard is because we live in a system that MAKES it hard for the outsider to succeed, encouraged by institutional structures (like healthcare and its related costs) and by ideological compensation (I work 70 hrs a week, but so long as I can buy my beemer and my ipod, I'm worthy of being human). It's not Starbucks or any other business specifically that needs to change, its people's attitudes toward business, and the worth of their work, that will keep us from cruising toward oppresive monopolies that run our lives by stomping out any other liveable source of income.

    61. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Its hard for an entrepeneur to succeed because its hard to start a buisness, and keep it running. Ask anyone who owns a restaurant- its 12 hour or longer days running it, hiring servers, doing the accounting, dealing with customers, etc. Seven days a week with no breaks, unless you have someone you trust completely ot sub in for you- which usually means family. Or take the local convenience mart. I'm sure it makes bank, given its location. But its always the same man behind the counter- wether I come in at 2 pm or 12 am, its the same guy who runs the store all day every day, healthy or sick, rain or shine. He works his ass off, because thats what it takes to run a buisness.

      The thing is, with most buisnesses its all or nothing. The convience store guy can't close 3 days a week because he makes enough on the other 4. If he did, noone would use the store, it isn't open when they want it, so they go to the other guy. Same with the restaurant. An employee can decide to take a leave of absence (or quit) or not work 12 hour days anymore. An owner can't make that choice.

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    62. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by niko9 · · Score: 1

      If this seems unrealistic, just go to a Starbucks and order black coffee or straight espresso. The looks the employees and other customers give you are priceless. They became a nationally known name by selling frapachinos, not coffee.

      Do you even drink coffee there, or anywhere else for that matter? When you order just coffee, it's always given to the customer black! Then you fix it up just the way you want at the milk and sugar station.

      What looks? From what customers and what employees? Half the people on line at any Starbucks I visit during the day are ordering just coffee.

    63. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by jamar0303 · · Score: 1

      Because ever since that "Stella" case I vowed that I would never get myself into that sort of position and decided to go for cold or iced coffee (especially the frappuccinos, but people look at me funny when I order one in December when it's rainy outside). McDonalds has crappy coffee and it's hot too. Then again, I've never liked hot drinks.

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    64. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by ZeusAndHades · · Score: 1

      There are many possible reasons for a darker roast.

      When coffee is roasted, it loses it's unique flavor and takes on a more homogenized flavor. Starbucks can get their coffee from anywhere, mix it together and get a consistant flavor by roasting it dark.

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    65. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by ItsIllak · · Score: 1
      just go to a Starbucks and order black coffee or straight espresso. The looks the employees and other customers give you are priceless.

      I have to strongly disagree. I'm not a coffee gourmet, in fact I now drink decaf for health reasons, but I've gone into coffee shops for the last decade and asked for a 'black coffee, fairtrade if you have it'. I've had no odd reaction other than asking what size (to which I respond small and that's no problem either).

      The idea that all of these coffee related drinks confuse the perfectly intelligent staffers as to what "black coffee" means is completely fictional, probably coming from lazy stand up comedians' acts. I've never had anyone give me anything but a filter coffee straight from the jug.

    66. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by pouya · · Score: 1

      Hell, in many of the Starbucks I stop in on my travels the staff calls it "expresso". AFAIK it is called expresso in French.
    67. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by lidocaineus · · Score: 1

      Er, I have no idea why you think there's no good places close to Starbucks locations in the U.S. True, Starbucks pushes out the local shops, but any city (especially the big ones, like Chicago, where I live), have plenty of non-chain cafes everywhere. It's not about quality, because the other places will almost always beat out Starbucks, especially when the locals use stuff like Intelligentsia. It's about quantity - there's a Starbucks close to lots of things. Because most people want a quick coffee fix and aren't too picky, they choose the closest location, which, simply due to numbers, is probably Starbucks. Clearly it's working the same way in Melbourne.

    68. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Fool_Errant · · Score: 1

      Having first had Chai/Thai tea in a place that was very traditional Thai, I have to say it's not bad and fairly close to the 'real thing' in flavor. Starbucks's 'normal' version wasn't as heavy on the spices, and depending on the person's taste a little light on the dairy foam, but the real thing can be a... learning experience if you're not used to it, as the spices can be rather potent in their traditional incarnations. It may not be grade A1 stellar, but it's not bad for a mass-market version. Try a real recipe sometime for comparison.

    69. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by uchian · · Score: 1

      I've never understood people who consider mcdonalds food to be bad food that's bad for you but swear by the bland, arterry clogging mush that comes out of the average greasy spoon, at near enough the same price.

    70. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by TobascoKid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But... to be back on topic... I too was of the opinion that Starbucks was a 'good' company, and it somewhat baffles me why organizations like Oxfam pick on them when there are truly BAD companies doing BAD things that they should be spending their time on.

      I think to some organizations, any global corporation is "bad" - there's no rationality behind it, and no amount of social responsibility will be enough to satisfy them, even if the corporation in question is giving a positive benefit to the world. Starbucks' perfectly legitimate disagreement with Ethiopian farmers is more than enough "justification" for people who are not being entirely rational to start protesting.

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    71. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by dcam · · Score: 1

      I don't know a whole lot about the science behind coffee, but I can identify quality by taste.

      For my taste Starbucks uses bad coffee. Coffee should taste rich and full. It has a really thin taste. This means it tends to be inoffensive to most people.

      Now I understand (from several sources) that good coffee is hard to get in the US, so maybe this is just US style coffee. Good coffee like Lavazza or Grinders.

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    72. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh huh. So rather than owning one's own small business, being a successful entrepreneur, the new American dream is to work for a national franchise, so that you can get health insurance. How incredibly fscking sad is that?

      No, the new American dream is to be the next Starbucks! ;-)

    73. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by SkyDude · · Score: 1
      Medical security doesn't mean much when you only have yourself to take care of, but it means the world when three other lives depend on you.


      Amen brother. And, to the poster that says "vote in liberals to work on healthcare..." - didn't that already go down in flames with the Clintons? And if liberals work on it, who's going to pay for it?
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    74. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but where do you think "people's attitudes" come from? Thin air?

      People believe that they need to work hard all their lives and accumulate money, possessions and status symbols because they are indoctrinated all their lives to that end - by a government education system and a media that are almost entirely owned by those very corps.

      Yes, people need to change, but it's not their own fault they have these bizarre illogical ideas about what makes life worth living.

    75. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by oliderid · · Score: 1
      Being an entepeneur was supposed to be the dream? I find that even more depressing. Working extremely long hours, risking bankrupcy every day, insane stress levels, all for money? No thanks, I'd rather put in my 8 hrs a day, make a fair wage, and enjoy my life. Beeing an entrepreneur for me is:
      • No boss
      • Free
      • No orders
      • I can do whatever I like.
      • Did I mention I enjoy my freedom?

      Sure you have to be responsible of your own good...There is a loonnng way before you can reach the level of stability (for me it took 10 years) but eh...That's what freedom is all about :-).

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    76. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How it's prepared make a big difference too - used to think it was only tea that it made a diference in. But the temperature of the water is a big one. I bought my parents a french press for Christmas a couple years back, and they made me a cup with it, according to the instructions (BELOW boiling, not that horribly scalding Starbucks uses for both teas and coffees - it's fine for most herbals as those don't get bitter as easily, but for coffee and tea with actual tea leaves in it it can make things hard to swallow). It was an extremely STRONG cup of coffee, but it was also smooth, not bitter. Best cup I ever had... I still need to get myself a press like that. Usually I only drink coffee when I need the caffeine (never drank it at all till I started working), but for that I'd drink it for flavor.

      Though I will admit... I am a fan of a good latte now and then. That Donkey cafe mentioned above (I too lived in Athens for a while) had a good creme de menthe one. You want strong though, try Turkish-style coffee. Long study session? No problem. That stuff is practically solid. It's all kinds of awesome. First had that thanks to an Armenian roommate who always drank her coffee that way (it was kinda cool having foreign roommates who could cook - I'm hopeless at it so I usually just brought the wine for dinner). Then the local teahouse started serving it....

      Though I will also admit to drinking Starbucks coffee now and then. Usually when I'm in another store. As long as it's loaded down with milk and sugary things I don't mind. I don't recommend buying their bottled syrups though (never tried the liquers) - those somehow manage to be bitter as well.

      I dunno though... not sure that all of their beans are burnt or if its just the water temp they use. Because I have actually tried their dark roast they sell to take home with you. *shrugs* Then again, went I want it for flavor I usually grab my folger's instead. Go figure. The starbucks stuff was given to me. By the same token, I'm not sure I'd know the difference either - my usual experience with coffee is to pour a cup from the pot and chuck a bit of creamer in it to wake me up in the morning (in other words, I haven't tried many varieties, aside from knowing that what was made with the french press was divine). Tea, on the other hand, I've got a better handle on as far as quality goes. And know where to find good quality tea on the cheap (my best find being a 99 cent jasmine blend that was the best if its kind I've yet had).

      Wow... and despite my rambling I managed to end up with.... well, almost the same topic I started on. That doesn't happen often...

    77. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by MCraigW · · Score: 1

      Do you really know where your money went? Do you buy directly from the farmers?

    78. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by MCraigW · · Score: 1
      If this seems unrealistic, just go to a Starbucks and order black coffee or straight espresso. The looks the employees and other customers give you are priceless.

      I occasionally get coffee at Starbucks. I don't get any unusual looks from the employees or customers. Of course they have more than one choice for coffee, so I don't order "black coffee", I generally get the "coffee of the day" "traditional" offering. I think the other blend they sell is the "light note", which is usually a breakfast blend or something lighter. They also have decaf if that is what you want.

    79. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by tehcyder · · Score: 0, Troll
      Last I looked my local high street wasn't lined with 'local roasteries'. I can't speak for America, but in Britain before Starbucks all we had were grotty little cafes serving vile tea and coffee alongside greasy bacon sandwiches.
      Bollocks, Starbucks is good for people who like to think they're in Friends. For a proper cup of coffee, ideally you want a little Italian restaurant/coffee shop. Starbucks is better than somewhere that just serves instant coffee in a cracked mug, but that is just like saying that eating at McDonalds is better than sucking congealed blood from a dead dog's dick.
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    80. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A clinker is a lightweight, immature bean that tastes awful. Ever taste rancid, burnt, grassy, or hay-like flavors in coffee? If brewing isn't the problem, those flavors are most likely from clinkers.


      Ohhh.. and I thought it was from the time my cat secretly crapped in the coffee I had just ground and placed in the filter. The little bastard had the gall to then cover up the evidence!
    81. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      I think my main complaint about starbucks is the fact that they don't seem to know how to *not* burn their coffee beans.

      Starbucks purposely burns their beans because it's the only way they can ensure the same taste at every store in the world, regardless of the bean source or time of year. It's actually part of their business plan, according to Starbucks. While the taste is horrid to me, it seems to have worked well for them. In my opinion, it's why they are able to sell so many flavored coffees; which is to cover up the taste of their burned beans. Ultimately, that makes additional profit for them.

    82. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Jerry+Beasters · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Frankly, fuck my community. I work for myself, not anyone else.

    83. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Atheose · · Score: 1
      It's not sad that medical security means a lot when you have a family to care for; it's sad that due to our pathetic system of health care, medical security usually means being stuck in a job at a large company.


      You're saying that working at a large company is automatically bad. I get great benefits where I work, and I enjoy my job. Don't assume that just because somebody works for a large company that they will be unhappy, or that they're "stuck" there.
    84. Re: In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I keep hearing, only on Slashdot, that Starbucks burns their beans. I don't agree. Perhaps they see you coming and say "Oh, here comes that dick who fancies himself a coffee snob, let's give him the beans were going to throw out".

      I find their coffee to be generally pretty good, and it is more the skill of whoever is working that makes the coffee good or otherwise (otherwise far too often, lately, one of the problems with high employment in the US is that the smarter people tend to find better jobs).

      I have drank coffee at a lot of mom & pop type stores, most of them make the kind of espresso I don't care for, even if it is a quality cup otherwise. Shocking, it is a matter of taste, and I like it a bit less gritty. Starbucks, at least the ones I go to, do not make a habit of burning their beans or even typically dark roasting them.

      I do agree that Starbucks is predatory when it comes to mom & pop shops and they do try to screw them over. I'd like a bit less monoculture.

    85. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      >employer-provided health insurance (cheapest price), health insurance you paid for yourself (ripoff prices), or no health insurance (extortion).

      People keep saying this and I'm curious because it's not my experience. I've paid cash for both my medical care and my girlfriend's, for emergency room injuries to routine ob/gyn, and in many cases, particularly at the ob/gyn, when they found out I wasn't insured they'd lower their voices, look around, and say "well, actually, we're only going to charge you about 60% of what's written there on the bill, because we don't have to do any paperwork to get the money."
      Now, it's very possible that the times that nobody's said anything, they were wildly overcharging me compared to an insured person, and since they absolutely refuse to release competitive rate information I have no way of knowing. But the impression I've gotten is that I've been getting good deals because I'm willing to pay, in full, immediately.

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    86. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      There is no one "cost" to know; the screwed up American health system is notorious for charging different prices depending on who you are and whether you have employer-provided health insurance (cheapest price), health insurance you paid for yourself (ripoff prices), or no health insurance (extortion). Generally, the more you're hurting for money, the more zeroes they append to your bill.

      The point is that there's always a handful of zeroes if you have anything major done. Or even if they just decide to keep you overnight. Or if you need a five minute ambulance ride. How many of them is pretty irrelevant when it's always above the average citizen's ability to reasonably pay.

      The local roaster will also pay a much higher premium than Starbucks would have to pay for the same coverage. And if you buy health insurance yourself, instead of getting it from your employer, you run a much higher risk of having your coverage retroactively cancelled if you get sick.

      I feel for them but it doesn't mean that I'm willing to gamble with my health. I mean, any more than just being "cared for" by modern medicine, which is the biggest killer in the US.

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    87. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by sideshow · · Score: 1
      There is no one "cost" to know; the screwed up American health system is notorious for charging different prices depending on who you are and whether you have employer-provided health insurance (cheapest price), health insurance you paid for yourself (ripoff prices), or no health insurance (extortion). Generally, the more you're hurting for money, the more zeroes they append to your bill.


      The hospital charges the same price to everyone. The difference is Blue Cross (et. al.) routinely pay 20% and then go tell the hospital (or whatever) to go fuck themselves if they have a problem with it.

      The person without insurance doesn't have a multibillion dollar corporation backing them therefore they have to pay the full amount.

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    88. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was in private practice, this was exactly my routine. Cash payers paid the same as Medicare. The 'list' price and the price actually paid are very different, and no one ever paid 'list.' Each insurance carrier negotiates different payment schedules for different things. It made life interesting, rather like going to a grocery store and trying to compare prices.

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    89. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by MMInterface · · Score: 1

      "The looks the employees and other customers give you are priceless. " What country do you live in? I order double shots of esspresso all the time and this has never happened. I see plenty of others do it as well. They are having a problem though where people are ordering esspresso shots and then using the free milk in the condiments section to make their own cheap latte like drinks.

    90. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ever taste rancid, burnt, grassy, or hay-like flavors in coffee?

      I thought that was called "coffee".
    91. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by spun · · Score: 1

      I'm so sorry for you. Gah, s'like the first time I tasted good wine. As a beer drinker, I thought wine was crap. Then I tasted decent wine and I realized what all the fuss is about. I'm still

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    92. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by spun · · Score: 1

      Gah, stupid fingers, that was supposed to be "preview". Anyway, I'm still a wine snob, meaning I think most wine is shite but I like wine that, well, I like. Follow my advice further up in this thread, my son, and you too shall be reborn as a coffee fanatic.

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    93. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Binary+Boy · · Score: 1

      Well it's not in the US, and even if it was it's not on Starbucks' menu... how is the "x" pronounced in the French form?

    94. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by dcam · · Score: 1

      You want strong though, try Turkish-style coffee

      Heh. The worst nights sleep I have ever had (well maybe on par with the one before my wedding) was after turkish coffee. A friend had given us some of the real stuff along with detailed instructions. So I made ~5 cups worth and found that nobody else wanted to drink any. I think you can see where this is leading.

      On coffee blends, I honestly don't know much about the different blends. I do know what I like and what I don't. For example I don't like Illy, which is supposed to be great quaility coffee. How it is made does make a big difference. For some reason in the US there is this fascination with boiling coffee. That is going to taste bad no matter how good the coffee is. A french press is good (or plunger as we call them here). Coffee percolators tend to be pretty good although I haven't used them all the much. Espresso is definitely the best but you will pay quite a bit for one that is any good (>$1000 AUD). I personally think that a plunger is the best mix between convenience and cost.

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    95. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by 14CharUsername · · Score: 1

      Why not fully socialise healthcare. All doctors become government employees and are paid a salary. Or you could pay them $X per patient they treat?

      The problem is really more insurance companies than the government anyway. As inefficient as government is, insurance companies are worse. A quick comaparison of insurance rates in places where insurance (all insurance, not just health) is nationalised vs. everywhere else proves this.

    96. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      "America touts itself as the land of the free, but the number one freedom that you and I have is the freedom to enter into a subservient role in the workplace. Once you exercise this freedom you've lost all control over what you do, what is produced, and how it is produced. And in the end, the product doesn't belong to you. The only way you can avoid bosses and jobs is if you don't care about making a living. Which leads to the second freedom: the freedom to starve."-Zack de la Rocha

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    97. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by spoco2 · · Score: 1

      I got that impression after living in San Mateo CA for a while... in Melbourne it's by no means the case that Starbucks outnumbers anything... they're not even closer to things than other, better places.

      Just bizarre.

      The only thing I can come up with is that they have nice couches and a good atmosphere to drink the terrible coffee in.

    98. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      And from the same guy: "Land of the free? Whoever told you that is your enemy!"

      The simple truth is that capitalism is just feudalism that's dressed up and made even more desirable to the lords. See, in an honestly feudal system, if you took better care of your serfs then you had better production, which meant you were wealthier, which means you had some motivation to look after them. Plenty of people didn't, of course, since they were happy with a lower level of production, but those who wanted to excel had to actually provide something to their people.

      But now, they have a pool of serfs from which they can draw at will. Instead of having to accept every child raised by their serfs, they just draw more serfs. If they don't function the way they want them, they can simply dispose of them and pick up another one.

      Anyone who wants to make the world a better place should start or go to work for a coop. It might not pay as well but in the end you get something for your labor besides subsistence wage - and let's face it, lots of people can't get that in this country any more. Minimum wage hasn't kept up with inflation for over a decade, which means neither have median wages...

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    99. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      No, but according to Paul Graham real wealth is.

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    100. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by horn_in_gb · · Score: 1

      also called expresso with an x in portuguese. i get looked at condescendingly when i call it "espresso" in a portuguese cafe...

    101. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last I looked my local high street wasn't lined with 'local roasteries'. I can't speak for America, but in Britain before Starbucks all we had were grotty little cafes serving vile tea and coffee alongside greasy bacon sandwiches.

      Speaking as an American, oh my GOD those bacon sandwiched are good! Where do you get your pigs? It must be some kind of pig heaven on earth.

      As far as the coffee, Brits don't consume coffee like other countries. You drink tea. Try to get a decent cuppa in the U.S. In the U.K. I can get a 80 bags for 1.80 pounds. Char-bucks, Four-bucks or Starbucks makes a lousy cup of coffee in a place where the people drink four or five cups a day. Probably because the public wants a lousy cup. French roast Nazis are to blame, in my opinion.

    102. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      there are different levels of bad.... mcdonalds coffee tastes like gangrenous ass.

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    103. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why they do it. I know they know better. In fact, they used to roast to a "full city" roast, which the best gourmet roasters have always used, and which I prefer to lighter or darker roasts.

      I'm not sure why people are stuck on this notion that there's one Best Coffee Roast (tm). Different people prefer different things. You'll notice that as their roast has gotten progressively darker, their sales have gotten progressively stronger. What's critical to understand about Starbucks is that they do not market to the average coffee drinker. Starbucks markets to three demographics: the conspicuous spending consumer (someone who buys a $5 coffee instead of a $0.75 coffee because they expect it to be better,) the retreat consumer and the serious coffee addict.

      In the case of the conspicuous consumer, the roast doesn't really matter. They don't honestly know better. That's why so many of Starbucks' drinks are sweetened and dairy-focussed; it's to help manage the bitterness of the deeper roast.

      In the case of the retreat consumer, the customer goes to Starbucks to have a quiet, pleasant place to hide from the world (same mechanism in use by Borders and Barnes and Nobles.) That's why Starbucks has the big comfy chairs, the quiet music, the MP3 CD creation hotspots, etc. Many of these customers are people looking for a 15 minute escape from work. For these consumers, the setting is more important than the roast.

      It's the third group of consumers who sets Starbucks' roast, because it doesn't matter for the other two, and besides the third group is where the money is. These are the coffee junkies, who will spend an extra dollar per shot and get five extra shots in every frappucino they wolf down. These are the people who get more than one coffee for themselves while they're there. For these people, the dark roast is the only preference you will ever see.

      Why?

      It's really quite simple. Coffee is a waxy bean. The longer you roast it, the more caffeine you release. These people aren't in it for the flavor. They're in it for the buzz. Starbucks is just being a smart drug dealer. Give the coffee parallel to potheads to Burger King and Dunkin Donuts; Starbucks wants the coffee equivalent of crackheads.

      If it was wrong, they wouldn't be growing this fast. There's no shortage of other quality coffee chains with roasts you would prefer, such as Peet's, who have nice buildings and who charge just as preposterous amounts. Peet's is growing phenomenally quickly, but nowhere near as quickly as Starbucks.

      Coffee vendors are drug dealers. You're being surprised that the guy who used to sell shrooms now sells PCP. It's because the money's in the PCP.

      More importantly, from what I understand, they don't do any real pre or post roast QA to remove clinkers, which are light, immature beans that give a grassy or off taste to coffee.

      That's FUD spun by other coffee vendors. It's because they pay the producers to remove the clinkers for them. 'S cheaper that way. One might as well suggest that grocery stores don't strip the corn off of the stalk.

      They also don't date their roasts like a good gourmet shop will.

      They have a Walmart style 6-hour automated supply chain, and foot traffic that makes a McDonalds green with envy. The reason they don't date their coffee is the same as the reason a pizza shop doesn't date its cheese, or why bakeries don't date eggs: there's no need to. There's a predictable, high rate of out-flow. The foodstuffs don't have time to get old; they're consumed too early.

      Good gourmet shops can't push coffee fast enough due to a lack of patrons, and end up having to throw stock away. Chains at the scale of Starbucks have the incentive to develop delivery chains to eliminate that kind of waste. It costs millions of dollars to get a modern just in time shipping system together, and stock spoilage probably only costs a small store $10k/y, so for a sm

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    104. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Knowing the grandparent poster, I can say that you barely want to give her a normal cup of coffee on most days. You should have seen her after the two pots of tea she had with dinner on her birthday a few years back. The drive home with her nearly drove me crazy. With five demitasses of Turkish coffee, the molecules of her body would lose cohesion...

      My standard for Turkish coffee (as well as the standard that some of my forigen friends have) is "can I stand a spoon up in it?" I blame them for my addiction to it. Man will that wake you up at 5 in the morning.

      But then I'm also the guy that my early morning professors would hit up for chocolate covered espresso beans, because I always carried a tin of them with me.

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    105. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by pouya · · Score: 1

      how is the "x" pronounced in the French form? I have heard French speakers pronounce it as in `express'.
    106. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Why would we want to continue to break the system. Federalizing all doctors and medical staff will likley result in either less doctors going into the field or doctors going into the field for the wrong reasons. Then we would need to put recuiting incentives in place wich woul,dcost more money. But I fear the bigest problem will be the end result resembling the american educational system.

      We have great teachers, we have knowledgable teacher, we have effective teacher, we have teachers who care, we have teachers who make a difference, rarely do we have teachers who exhibit all or any of a combination of those qualities. But thats ok if it wasn't for the the obvious lack of teachers who have any of those qualities. When I was rounding out highschool, the people who wanted to become teachers were the loosers who weren't good at anything else. It was almost a fall back plan for failure. And I'm not saying that just because Bill JR. wasn't good at footbal he was a looser. I'm saying the C, D, students who flunked every major test because they couln't handle the pressure of answering all the questions in one sitting, confused the state on the proificiency test when the results came back suggesting thier future ocupation should be a rock (not rockstar). Now, I'm not saying they were dumb either, Just not able to perfomr under presure and lacking in general areas of concern. Would you want the guy saving your life after some drunk driver crashes into the car you were riding in to be one of these people down the road?

      The way I see it is like this, If there is a potential for profit, and more profit for the people who do better jobs, then you will get better people involved. The competition will weed the weak out and you will have some of the best doctors/whatever around.

      Now, I would agree with you about the Insurance companies being the bigest part of the problem. However I would like to add that the governments (particularly in america) are enablers. They provide a decent chunk of the money being paid out that sort of justifies the insurance companies. Also, In american (government related departments), we have a process called budget burning. If your not familier with that term, It is a process were the office attempts to skimp on as much of thier budget as possible untill the end of the physcal year when they realize a they will have a surplus. Well the idea is to get more money for the next year and if they have a surplus in the budget this year, that would never happen. So they waiste the remainder of the budget on non neccesary item that can be stolen easily or are parishable or have some sort opf legit use that doesn't violate any laws. Something common is printer ink wich expires in a year or so. (Ever wonder were all that expired discount ink on ebay comes from). Another common utility is pens and writing stationary then passing eccess out to the staff knowing they will take some home, be careless and destroy some or whatever. I remeber the local sherif's office had a surplus in excess of $100,000.00 one year. So they had thier awards cermimony in another state and paid all the officers to go while also hiring surounding county deputies to keep things running for the 3 days. They did attempt justify it by holding a retirment cerimony for three or four people who retired in the past few years.

      Also in america, we have a feel good syndrom. That is were so many people think it makes the public feel good. So the bigger number $ spent on healthcare for those who cannot aford it or those they say cannot aford it, the better the public feels about the government. It gets people re-elected. The problem is that this is measured in a $ and not the number of people helped. It doesn't matter if they spent 10 dollars on three people or one as long as it is known they spent 10 dollars. Now one of the biggest problems with people on medicare is that they goto the hospital for doctors office visits. This resulsts in a $70-$100 emergency room fee on top of the doctors fee for a prescription of robortusion a

    107. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by spun · · Score: 1

      The thing about roast is that, aside from personal preference there is a quantitative difference in how much varietal flavor is developed for a given bean and roast. To light, and all you get are grassy or haylike notes, to dark and all you get are smokey or bitter notes. Those may very well be what you like, but that doesn't mean that that roast is the best for bringing out the flavor of the bean. This is common knowledge, not a matter of opinion. Opinion is, "Do I roast this Guatamalan a little darker or a little lighter than full city," not "Do I roast this Guatamalan to a Cinnamon roast or Italian?" Anyone in the coffee business will tell you the same.

      As others have pointed out, Starbucks CEO has admitted they are not in the coffee business, they are in the dairy business. They brew coffee strong and black so that you can taste it at all when you sip your carmel-blueberry-mocha-frappa-coffechino. When they were building their reputation and catering to the true coffee enthusiast, they roasted like every other gourmet coffee roaster, mostly full city with some darker and very little lighter. I know, I lived in Seattle during those years. Now they sell primarily dairy and suger.

      You are absolutely 180 degrees turned around about caffeine and roasting. A darker roast destroys more caffeine. See here and here. It also drives off more water. After roasting a 100lb bag of coffee to full city, you will have about 80 pounds as opposed to 70 for French. So Starbucks has to have a good reason for roasting dark, but caffeine is not it.

      I'm guessing they do it to disguise the fact that they use lower quality beans. In a darker roast, all the varietal flavor has been driven off anyway. All you taste is the roast, so you can get away with using cheaper beans. Ever seen a Jamaican Blue Mountain or Kona coffee in an Italian roast? No, and you never will because no one is going to do that to a $30/pound coffee. Have you ever seen an Italian roast boasting of what's in it? No, and you never will because it doesn't matter.

      I know Starbucks doesn't do a good sort job because of the number of clinkers found in their coffee by America's Test Kitchen and Cook's Illustrated.

      Do you now or have you ever received compensation from Starbucks in any form for work performed, services rendered, or products sold to them? You know a lot about them and seem to have a vested interest in defending their reputation. Not that that's bad, look, I like Starbucks. I, too, drink Starbucks when nothing betetr is available. But disinterested parties don't usually get that, uhm, verbose in defending a store.

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    108. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by PeelBoy · · Score: 1

      Mail order? What's the point if it takes more than 2 days I could just go buy some cheap stuff like you said.

    109. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by PeelBoy · · Score: 1

      Freaking right. That's what I was thinking. Makes me want to take another trip there.

    110. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by spun · · Score: 1

      They ship overnight. Not ideal, but the best a lot of people can get.

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    111. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by PeelBoy · · Score: 1

      True enough! I was just picking on you for fun anyway ;)

      Might have to give it a try.

    112. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Do you now or have you ever received compensation from Starbucks in any form for work performed, services rendered, or products sold to them?

      Wow, you are a complete and total ass. No, I've never worked for them or owned stock, nor do I have to be a faceless corporate minion to disagree with you. I write Nintendo games for a living. Go to hell. Shame on you.

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    113. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1
      when was the last time they offered carreers
      Well, the mom and pop stores offer a career to the mom and pop. In fact, it offers a career as an employer and not as an employee!
    114. Re:In other words: Oxfam just got own3d! by spun · · Score: 1

      Geez, sorry! I was trying to phrase the question in a humorous way, you know, alluding to the old commie witch hunts. It was meant to be tounge-in-cheek. It just seemed a rather, shall we say, spirited defense of Starbucks for a disinterested party. I even said that working for them isn't bad, I wasn't trying to insult you or anything.

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  4. Fair Trade coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Then buy it from a Fair Trade company. Better for the money go to the people making the coffee than middlemen.

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  5. Good for Starbucks by p0tat03 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's nice to see a company address accusations directly, without resorting to lawsuits or just more propaganda. These points were well refuted in the vid, though I would personally like to see a bit more documentation provided to show that they're not just pulling things out of their collective asses.

    I wish other companies would follow this lead - transparent, straight-forward, no-BS rebuttals of claims against them. Apple, where's your rebuttal against Greenpeace?

    1. Re:Good for Starbucks by Otter · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It's nice to see a company address accusations directly, without resorting to lawsuits or just more propaganda.

      I had the same reaction at first, but you know -- if Starbucks is correct (*If*. I have no idea.) and a very large, very wealthy group is engaged in a completely dishonest, high-profile smear campaign against their business, that group should get its pants sued off.

    2. Re:Good for Starbucks by ColGraff · · Score: 1

      Would they *deserve* to get sued? Eh, maybe. But if I were general counsel for Starbucks, I'd advise against it very, very strongly. In addition to their activism, Oxfam does a lot of straight-up humanitarian work, for which they've earned a great deal of respect. Even if Starbucks were to prevail to court, do you really want to be the faceless corporation that's taking money from a non-profit that feeds starving children?

      A rebuttal makes sense - a lawsuit doesn't.

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    3. Re:Good for Starbucks by ZombieRoboNinja · · Score: 1

      Oxfam isn't "very large and very wealthy" in any conventional sense. It's a charity organization. They're not Greenpeace or PETA, extremist activist groups who make sensationalist accusations against corporations willy-nilly. Sue them and you're basically taking money straight from the world's neediest people.

      That said, just from watching these two videos I'd tend to side with Starbucks. The Oxfam vid looks like they just went up to a bunch of people on the street and said, "Starbucks is screwing over starving Ethiopians; how do you fell about that?" Whereas the Starbucks video at least starts to discuss the practical realities of the situation.

      It's not really a clear-cut debate. I'll readily believe that Starbucks does a lot to build schools and hospitals and pays well over market price, but when "market price" comes out to three cents a day or whatever, that's not saying a lot. But on the other hand, it's not like Starbucks could be paying these farmers $15/hour without getting run out of business in a week. Really, it sounds to me like Starbucks is doing everything a multinational could be expected to do to "play fair" in the international market, and that if we want to improve the lot of Ethiopians we should be petitioning our governments to give more international aid and/or debt relief rather than trying to guilt the private sphere into it. (But if Starbucks is actually promoting race wars or slave labor or any of the other ludicrously evil thing corporations tend to do in Africa when nobody's paying attention, please let me know.)

    4. Re:Good for Starbucks by topham · · Score: 1

      Actually what I saw was 2 or 3p a day PER CUP OF COFFEE. Call me stupid but that is a hell of a cut for the part with the least added value in the process. It's just coffee beans and there are a ton of suppliers.

      After that you have shipping, you have quality control, Storage, Packaging, Shipping (they don't package it in Ethiopia I'm sure), and then they have the Starbucks outlets themselves with their costs.

      I was surprised it was that high the be honest.

    5. Re:Good for Starbucks by dwater · · Score: 1

      > but when "market price" comes out to three cents a day or whatever

      Three (US) cents could mean 'a lot' of money to some people. It depends on the cost of living where it's earned, I think.

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    6. Re:Good for Starbucks by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      Apple is working hard on their rebuttal. They still haven't figured out how to force there to be a wide brushed-metal frame around their submittal to YouTube that gives the same 'Apple good experience' to all who frequent YouTube.

      Also, they're kinda pissed off that YouTube visitors aren't forced to install Quicktime.

    7. Re:Good for Starbucks by meta-monkey · · Score: 1
      Also, they're kinda pissed off that YouTube visitors aren't forced to install Quicktime.


      I wish they were. I prefer watching Quicktime movies to any other internet video format. Then again, I use a Mac.
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    8. Re:Good for Starbucks by PhotoGuy · · Score: 1

      Starbucks learned to quickly and publicly address P.R. issues (duh), after this 9/11 embarassment where they screwed up, and didn't address it promptly, creating a P.R. nightmare.

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    9. Re:Good for Starbucks by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      "An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind." -- Gandhi

      Suing a well-respected charitable organization would be a very bad move for a company as large as Starbucks. Oxfam isn't PETA or Greenpeace -- their goal is aid and development, not advocacy. They screwed up, Starbucks (and others) corrected them, and they now need to put the whole mess behind them.

      The best PR move Starbucks could do would be to continue what they're doing now, and pledge some money to help the farmers out until a permanent solution is reached. It would be a drop in the bucket for a company the size of Starbucks, and would be great to boost their public image.

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    10. Re:Good for Starbucks by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Nahh.. Sueing for action like publicly disclosing the real truth or rightinh any wrong statments with only a $1.00 settlment won't be seen as bad. Especialy as it stands now. If what Starbucks says is true, then it apears the organization is trying to extort money from them by ilicit means.

      I'm not sure how Oxfam could be a well-respected charitable organization if this is the case. hmm.. Lets see here, Starbucks insists that the tradmark agreement would put them in violation the laws of the land in wich they operate, Starbucks insists they are trying to work some other arangment out to satisfy the requests but still remain legal in the lands they operate in. So we organize a group, tell part of the truth and demonize this company in hopes that they will put thier legal status in jepordy and cave into our demands. **I guess somethign else should happen then the last step would be Profit?

    11. Re:Good for Starbucks by shilly · · Score: 1

      When you say the least value added step in the process, you're kind of right and kind of wrong. After all, without the coffee, there's nothing to ship, QC, store, or package, and there's a lot less to sell in the Starbucks outlets. But yes, there's a lot of supplier competition.

    12. Re:Good for Starbucks by shilly · · Score: 1

      So the big question is, who's right, Oxfam or Starbucks. Surprisingly enough, Oxfam hasn't simply pulled this all out of their collective ass: they've thought through the relevant legal and economic arguments, including directly addressing issues such as the relative value of trademarks and geographic certifications. See this for details.

    13. Re:Good for Starbucks by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      if Starbucks is correct (*If*. I have no idea.) and a very large, very wealthy group is engaged in a completely dishonest, high-profile smear campaign against their business
      Yes, poor little Starbucks doesn't have a chance against the financial juggernaut that is Oxfam.
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    14. Re:Good for Starbucks by clare-ents · · Score: 1

      Did you advise McDonalds before the McLibel trial.

      The following statements are true (1997, 1999, McDonalds vs Helen Steel and David Morris

      McDonalds endangers the heath of their workers and customers by misleading advertising, they exploit children, the inflict unnecessary cruelty to animals, they pay their works low wages and they are antipathetic to unionisation.

      This cost McDonalds approximately 10 million pounds to prove.

      It was found on appeal that McDonalds abused Scotland Yard to illegally gather police information, and that McDonalds food was a cause of heart disease.

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  6. Hooray for YouTube! by slapys · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's great to see another instance of YouTube being used for constructive purposes. Time and time again, videos like these remind me how the internet is a necessary cornerstone for communication in today's world.

    1. Re:Hooray for YouTube! by p0tat03 · · Score: 1

      Not only is the internet proving to be crucial for communication (we've known that for a while now)... it is quickly showing its value in preserving freedom. Never in history has the average man been given such power to influence so many, it truly levels the playing field to a large degree.

  7. Re:News For Nerds How??!! by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Beacuse this would be a new use of the technology, rather than "hippies in Seattle march with signs, corporation issues press release denying charges"?

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  8. Who's next? by PurifyYourMind · · Score: 1

    We've already seen traditional advertising via the tubes. I guess all that's left is for the next presidential candidates to launch attacks/defenses on there.

  9. ex-starbucks employee by the+dark+hero · · Score: 4, Informative
    While working at starbucks they urge you to be an absolute coffee enthusiast(not necessarily a drinker), but they really do well in taking care of its employees, surrounding community and the farmers.

    Here is the mission statement that they live their lives by:

    Establish Starbucks as the premier purveyor of the finest coffee in the world while maintaining our uncompromising principles as we grow. The following six guiding principles will help us measure the appropriateness of our decisions:

    * Provide a great work environment and treat each other with respect and dignity.

    * Embrace diversity as an essential component in the way we do business.

    * Apply the highest standards of excellence to the purchasing, roasting and fresh delivery of our coffee.

    * Develop enthusiastically satisfied customers all of the time.

    * Contribute positively to our communities and our environment.

    * Recognize that profitability is essential to our future success.

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    1. Re:ex-starbucks employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Embrace diversity as an essential component in the way we do business.

      For a company that exists purely to homogenise and standardise everything about the way it operates, that's a hilarious thing to have in their "mission statement".

    2. Re:ex-starbucks employee by bargainsale · · Score: 1

      Stepford Coffee!

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    3. Re:ex-starbucks employee by ray-auch · · Score: 1

      Here is the mission statement that they live their lives by:

      If they are really living their _lives_ by their _employer's_ mission statement, then something is seriously wrong - that is slavery, not employment.

    4. Re:ex-starbucks employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're embracing in an ever-tightening stranglehold of compassion.

    5. Re:ex-starbucks employee by the+dark+hero · · Score: 1
      If they are really living their _lives_ by their _employer's_ mission statement, then something is seriously wrong - that is slavery, not employment.

      I meant corporate lives their work life by those guidelines. same as the employees must generally abide by these guidlines. say what you want, but it works.

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    6. Re:ex-starbucks employee by PenGun · · Score: 1

      Corporate babble speak. Jeez it's pretty simple make good coffee. Not on the list but that's all that matters you weasels.

        MAKE GOOD COFFEE

        I'm yelling to try to get the concept accross.

    7. Re:ex-starbucks employee by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      I've put in my time at SBUX too...

      And I'll skip the guiding principles,mission statement, calling everyone "partners", and the other marketing foo-foo. How about this:

      Work twenty hours a week, and you get full benefits... medical, dental, vision, stock option grants, 401k, the works (I can't remember the rest of the list.); for you, your spouse, any kids, or your partner if you're gay.

      Starbucks saved my ass (Well... kept me from going into some hardcore debt.) at a time in my life when I needed health coverage and had no other reasonable way to get it. The benefits package is actually better than anything I had during the dot-com era, and is only beaten by $bigEvilDefenseContractor I worked for at one point. For what is essentially a fast food job, they treat their people damn well.

      (Heh.. I just love throwing the above in the face of anybody who tries defending walmart's, mcdonalds', or the like's poor treatment of their employees. Trust me. SBUX is *NOT* suffering in the ledger book or on the NASDAQ for treating their people right.)

      cya,
      john

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    8. Re:ex-starbucks employee by spiritraveller · · Score: 1

      The way it's used here, "diversity" means respect for different people's lifestyles, ethnicities and points of view.

      It does not mean "have no idea wtf you will get when you walk into their store."

      They don't "exist purely to homogenize and standardize everything about the way they operate." They exist purely to satisfy their shareholders. They do that by satisfying their customers first, and that requires consistent operational excellence.

    9. Re:ex-starbucks employee by Milton+Waddams · · Score: 1

      Every company claims to promote those values. My company's 'values' are identical to Starbucks except you have to replace coffee with computer or something.

  10. How hard is it? by Kelbear · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Regardless of the outcome of this particular incident, the move on Starbucks' part comes off as unmistakably in touch with today's communication modes and methods."

    The final comment of the summary does have the ring of truth(or shall I say, truthiness?).

    But then I stop to think...c'mon, this is Youtube. How hard is it to post something on Youtube, a free service? What's more interesting is that this move is a suprise rather than the suprise itself.

    1. Re:How hard is it? by rilister · · Score: 1

      That totally stood out to me. PR-speak if ever I saw it.

      Let's see. I'm guessing Starbucks don't have movie-makers on their books. Perhaps they employ a... erm.. media relations/PR consultancy of some sort? And perhaps that PR consultancy is enamoured of "grass-roots" style communications?

      Hmmm. That would explain the (admittedly impressive) YouTube response. And the subsequent posting of said response to Slashdot.

      Someone earned their dollars today. Congrats,kligmond. (or prove me wrong)

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    2. Re:How hard is it? by oni · · Score: 5, Insightful

      >> How hard is it to post something on Youtube, a free service?

      uh well, it's easy to post on youtube, but I think you're missing the point.

      Most big megacorps don't "get it" Their decision making process involves things like lawyers who always fail on the side of caution. That's why, if you posts some completely made-up allegations about, for example Bank of America, then (if they even noticed what you had done) the Bank of America corporate execs would have a meeting in their conference room on the 400th floor of some far off building. They'd have to call in the CTO to explain to them exactly what this "ewe toob" thing was. Then the lawyers would caution against making any kind of direct rebuttal, because that might be seen as *insert lawyer-speak here*

      Meanwhile, Starbucks goes, "wtf, get a webcam we're going to respond to this bullshit"

      So you see, the point here isn't the ease or difficulty of youtube. The point is the that one corporation gets it and made a simple, common sense move.

      (btw, I hate Starbucks)

    3. Re:How hard is it? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Actually I think the real news here is that someone at starbucks in a position of power either had a clue or listened to someone who had one. The lawyers still had to get involved. I'm thinking the discussion went something like this:

      Big ad exec: You know, this Oxfam thing has potential to be really nasty.

      Big money exec: Yeah, but we already pissed away our marketing budget.

      Assistant in corner: (In a tiny, imperiled voice) Have you thought about putting it on the internet?

      Big ad exec: what?

      Big money exec: what?

      From there we can all imagine trying to explain that it really is free...

      --
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    4. Re:How hard is it? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Assistant in corner: (In a tiny, imperiled voice) Have you thought about putting it on the internet?

      Big ad exec: what?


      Oh, come on now. Starbucks has a an army of in-house and for-hire media consultants. They publish music, underwrite films (and neatly dovetail promotion of those projects right into every corner of the brainspace they can influence), and nicely leverage the web in their stores. They have a very youthful orientation (in terms of their employees and customers). The scenario probably went more like this:

      Exec (in meeting with media survey types): "So, lots of people are seeing this Oxfam thing, huh."

      Media Guru: "Yup, but not the get-my-news-from-TV types. It's the YouTube-watching types. That's the venue for a rebuttal."

      Exec: "Well, that makes sense. Do that."

      The heroic techno-nerd overhearing the conversation and saving the day because, unlike the highly paid media consultants, he's actually heard of YouTube... well, that's just a bad TV episode. It's a notion that appeals to us IT/nerd types, but net-based video and social sites are already well-digested by companies as socially tuned-in as Starbucks. If OxFam had done this via an HBO special, the response would have been different. If they'd done it via Op/Ed pieces in the NY Times, it would have been different still. I know it's fashionable to imagine that every large company is made of only idiots that steal money, but that's a little naive, really.

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    5. Re:How hard is it? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      The heroic techno-nerd overhearing the conversation and saving the day because, unlike the highly paid media consultants, he's actually heard of YouTube... well, that's just a bad TV episode. It's a notion that appeals to us IT/nerd types, but net-based video and social sites are already well-digested by companies as socially tuned-in as Starbucks.

      I'd like to believe you, but the simple fact is that it's so bleeding rare that they use any kind of system like that to make a statement that, well, I simply don't believe you. I think there ARE hip people working for them but they are not in control and they are not listened to. Perhaps Starbucks is an exception.

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    6. Re:How hard is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you have never worked in a large corporation? It probably took a herculean effort to get this video on YouTube, what with having to clear it with the boss, the boss's boss, Legal, and Marketing. And if any of those people weren't consulted before posting this, in email chains probably exceeding 20 replies in length and cc'd to hundreds of people before it's all said and done, you can be sure that somebody somewhere would get a bee in their bonnet about it and make the life of the video's creators miserable for the next few weeks while they justify their actions to avoid getting fired.

    7. Re:How hard is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not hard for a large corporation to post to YouTube, but it's also not hard for them to take out a nationwide TV campaign or advertise in the New York Times or Time Magazine or hold press conferences or do mass mailings. It's also not hard for them to come off as haughty or out of touch. This is about the corporate-level decision-making process that resulted in such a method of communication being approved, and about the confidence and candor of that message.

    8. Re:How hard is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the President of Iran has a blog, so he "gets it" too. Saddam was on BlowTube, his final
      performance. I guess he "got it" also.

      BlowTube is just another piece of propaganda channel, everyone uses it. After the political
      campaigns it is as used as TV commercials. Just because BarFucks puts out a propaganda piece
      does not give them any points. They still suck.

  11. Coffee! by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    Coffee is more Geeky than this newfangled internet thing or this youtube thing.

    The nerdy navigators of old drank it and pretty much everyone else since then.

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  12. For those of you who have not heard of "Starbucks" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    There is a good article about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starbucks

  13. Sounds Good To Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3 a cup actually sounds pretty good to me. I expected it to be a lot less. When you actually think about how many actually coffee beans go into a cup of Starbucks coffee, it's not a lot. The problem is that people are willing to pay $3.50 for something that only costs 10 in raw materials...and then Starbucks gets all the profit.

    1. Re:Sounds Good To Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, given how far 3 cents goes in Ethiopia that's hella more than the 4.5 cents bands get from Sony off iTunes sales.

    2. Re:Sounds Good To Me by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      And if the money situation is anything like the other third-world countries I've been to, 3cUS probably has the spending power of a full dollar, if not the entire $3 that the cup of coffee costs the American.

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  14. Probably a non story by edwardpickman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Starbucks is actually well known for it's good treatment of it's employees. A significant amount of your coffee purchase goes to health insurance where as most large retailers have gone to mostly part time policy to avoid paying benefits. I'm guessing it's their size more than their practices that are making them the target. If you attack Joe's Coffee Hut for paying 20% below market price for dirt cheap beans raised by slave labor you ain't gettin' much press interest. Attack the king of the hill and the press takes notice even if they are in fact paying a fair price for the beans and there really is no story. I used to be a big fan of invegative stories but all too often these days the story is manufactured and once you know the details many turn out to be bogus. Starfbucks may not use Blue Mountain beans but they use good quality beans so I have to believe they pay a decent price for them. They sure charge enough. I use their Expresso beans because the supermarket brands are awful. $10 for a pound of coffee that will last for weeks isn't that bad.

    1. Re:Probably a non story by nuzak · · Score: 1

      > they use good quality beans

      Then they burn the shit out of them. Roasted beans are supposed to be shiny with the oils that come to the surface. Starbucks beans are dessicated. Thank god I live next to a Peets.

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    2. Re:Probably a non story by zoftie · · Score: 1

      .."I'm guessing it's their size more than their practices that are making them the target."...

      Its their visibility. Kraft and Nestle buy way more then any of the coffee chains even combined. .."I use their Expresso beans because the supermarket brands are awful. $10 for a pound of coffee that will last for weeks isn't that bad."..

      You should try Cape vinta, but thats only available in phillipines.

    3. Re:Probably a non story by jrumney · · Score: 1

      I'm no fan of Starbucks, but oil on the surface of the beans means they're not freshly roasted, as it takes time for the oil to reach the surface after roasting.

    4. Re:Probably a non story by nuzak · · Score: 1

      Meh, it surfaces as soon as they're cooled. Unless you roast your own beans, that's going to be the way you get them. With starbucks beans, that oil never surfaces, ever.

      To say nothing of the bottom-of-the-sack broken and burnt schwag they will sell you when they're near the end of a seasonal run.

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    5. Re:Probably a non story by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Oil is only produced on the surface immediately after roasting for Dark and overroasted beans. Starbucks do have a reputation for overroasting though, so I can only guess that they leave them sitting in a storehouse for a few weeks for the oil to evaporate before putting them on the shelves.

  15. What they should be saying by Bryansix · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1) Promote conformity by putting a Starbucks on every corner and making each one look the same

    2) Promote Brand loyalty by pushing Gift Cards thereby forcing even non-customers to occasionally consume Starbucks

    3) Say that we embrace diversity while actually embracing conformity (see above)

    4) Reduce the number of artistic venues by putting small coffee shops out of business with our pre-packaged experience

    5) Raise the prices on our addictive substance every six months

    6) Profit!!!

    1. Re:What they should be saying by Threni · · Score: 1

      > 5) Raise the prices on our addictive substance every six months

      Nothing wrong with selling addictive substances to adults, but I'm surprised at just how much they charge. It's something like £2 - £2.50 for a cup of coffee at Starbucks. Why?

    2. Re:What they should be saying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If anybody is putting those small coffee shops out of business, it's the clients who *prefer* Starbucks over the small coffee shop, for whatever reason (probably not price).

      That said, I prefer the underdogs, as long as they make good coffee.

    3. Re:What they should be saying by Itchyeyes · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I find it very ironic that the most apt rebuttal, I can think of, to the arguments you present would simply be to refer you to the very episode of Southpark that you reference with the way your formatted your post.

    4. Re:What they should be saying by Dionysus · · Score: 1
      2) Promote Brand loyalty by pushing Gift Cards thereby forcing even non-customers to occasionally consume Starbucks

      Someone gives you a gift card and suddenly Starbucks is putting a gun to your head and forcing you to use it? Wow... didn't know they had that kind of power. So what happens when you don't use it? Thugs come by and beat you up?

      4) Reduce the number of artistic venues by putting small coffee shops out of business with our pre-packaged experience

      Nobody is forced to go to Starbucks. If people like those small coffee shop, why don't they continue go there? Or is it more the case that you personally don't like the choices other people are making, and want to force them to do what you think is best?

      5) Raise the prices on our addictive substance every six months

      And if you are not willing to pay for it, don't. Go to the store and buy your own coffee. Cheaper too.

      6) Profit!!!

      <sarcasm>Which is so wrong in a capitalistic society<sarcasm>
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    5. Re:What they should be saying by Itchyeyes · · Score: 3, Insightful

      For an in depth explanation I would point you to "The Undercover Economist" by Tim Harford. In short though, the answer is simply "that's what people are willing to pay".

    6. Re:What they should be saying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Remember Starbucks Good, Walmart Bad.

    7. Re:What they should be saying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "3) Say that we embrace diversity while actually embracing conformity (see above)"

      You should go visit a few locations. Starbucks is as diverse as a Federation starsihp.

    8. Re:What they should be saying by mapinguari · · Score: 2, Insightful

      4) Reduce the number of artistic venues by putting small coffee shops out of business with our pre-packaged experience According to an an article in a local independent newspaper, the presence of a nearby Starbucks actually helps out mom & pop coffee shops.
    9. Re:What they should be saying by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      That's the silliest argument I've ever heard. Starbucks does not "prime the pump" for the specialty coffee business. Plenty of coffee companies had good standards and good product selection long before they showed up. Plus that very argument does find that they are pushing conformity and "homogenizing" America.

    10. Re:What they should be saying by Tim+C · · Score: 2, Insightful

      2) Promote Brand loyalty by pushing Gift Cards thereby forcing even non-customers to occasionally consume Starbucks

      Well, if someone gave me a Starbucks gift card, I'd thank them kindly then wait for an opportune moment to throw it away (or sell it to a Starbucks-frequenting friend). Just because someone gives you a gift doesn't mean you're compelled to use it. Hell, if they were a good enough friend, I might even point out the error of their ways - it's not that I have anything in particular against Starbucks, I just don't like their coffee.

      5) Raise the prices on our addictive substance every six months

      So buy it somewhere else. If enough people do that, it'll solve most of your other objections too.

    11. Re:What they should be saying by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      I'll respond to your last sarcastic comment. I have no problem with profit. I just promote ethical profit and sustainable growth. I call it Ethical Capitalism.

    12. Re:What they should be saying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> 5) Raise the prices on our addictive substance every six months

      Investing in local farmers and paying above fair trade value comes with a cost, which you in turn support, or not, with your money.

      Try seeing the forest through the trees. I am so sick of people attacking every successful company based on some assumption that you have to screw people over in order to succeed.

      If you want companies to produce environmentally (and socially) friendly products then you better be prepared to pay the price, literally.

    13. Re:What they should be saying by MrNonchalant · · Score: 1

      No business has a right to succeed. You need to compete. Starbucks couldn't have put those small, artistic venues out of business without being preferred by customers. It isn't Starbuck's fault that the customers didn't actually want a small, artistic venue.

    14. Re:What they should be saying by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      More to the point, comparisons between Starbucks and Wal-Mart (and Target and ...) fail when you look at the relative consumer cost of their products. Starbucks isn't cheap, and if they are putting local shops out of business it probably isn't because they're undercutting them. If the reason for Starbuck's success is that they are putting out a quality product and people are willing to pay for that, I have to say... more power to 'em. I wish more Americans (consumers and manufacturers alike) would focus on product quality and less on the absolute rock-bottom price. A lot of things in this country might improve if we did.

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    15. Re:What they should be saying by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I've just got back from the US, and from what I can tell they did the 'replace the dollar sign with a pound sign' trick when they came over to the UK. Even in the middle of New York City, it was cheaper than in the UK. Mind you, over here there are at least two Costas to every Starbucks, and they serve much nicer and slightly cheaper coffee, so I don't see it as a huge loss.

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    16. Re:What they should be saying by LionKimbro · · Score: 1

      Every group embraces conformity.

      What should I do: dress up in Black and Red, Viva La Anarquia, and stick an Anarchist symbol on my bag?

      When people get tired of the Starbucks brand, someone will start a new business for a different taste. The business world will make as many tastes as people like.

      You want something different? Make a new taste, and sell it: Make the world a more diverse place. New brand of clothing, new brand of whatever.

      Read Rebel Sell for your intro. Then read Howard Bloom for the depths on diversity and cohesion, and follow it with a chaser of Happy Feet.

    17. Re:What they should be saying by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      > Every group embraces conformity.
      >
      > What should I do: dress up in Black and Red, Viva La Anarquia,
      > and stick an Anarchist symbol on my bag?

      Yes! Show your individuality just like all the other anarchists!

      Chris Mattern

    18. Re:What they should be saying by $uperjay · · Score: 1

      Starbucks already has the money, once the gift card's been bought. Why not at least blow it all on Jones sodas, or pastries?

    19. Re:What they should be saying by drsquare · · Score: 1
      1) Promote conformity by putting a Starbucks on every corner and making each one look the same
      Why would they make them all look different? I don't think you quite understand the franchise system.

      2) Promote Brand loyalty by pushing Gift Cards thereby forcing even non-customers to occasionally consume Starbucks
      Of course, getting a gift card forces you go to there. And what's stopping their rivals from doing the same? And what is wrong with promoting brand loyalty anyway? Sounds like good business sense. People wouldn't go back if they didn't like it.

      4) Reduce the number of artistic venues by putting small coffee shops out of business with our pre-packaged experience
      They don't put anyone out of business. If inferior coffee shops go bust it's their own problem. Before Starbucks came along the quality of coffee sold was abysmal, most of them deserved to go to the wall. If anything Starbucks have raised the bar. Unless you want to go back to the good old days of greasy spoons...

      I don't know how a coffee shops counts as an 'artistic venue' either. There are still independent coffee shops around, but they're the better ones.

      5) Raise the prices on our addictive substance every six months
      Coffee is not an essential product so there is nothing wrong at all in raising the price. And there are so many suppliers that its addictiveness is irrelevant. Any 'addict' is free to go and buy a jar of cheap instant coffee. Or just, not buy any at all. It is a luxury product.
    20. Re:What they should be saying by Headcase88 · · Score: 1
      "Someone gives you a gift card and suddenly Starbucks is putting a gun to your head and forcing you to use it? Wow... didn't know they had that kind of power. So what happens when you don't use it? Thugs come by and beat you up?"

      Think carefully before posting. Why would they hire thugs to beat you up when they already have your ((ex-)friend's) money?

      Now for the real counter-argument: Give the gift card back
      Counter-counter-argument: It makes you look like an asshole
      Counter-counter-counter-argument: Anyone who gives anyone a Starbucks giftcard is more of an asshole than you. Remember this before purchasing a Starbucks, or any other type of giftcard. "I was too lazy to buy a gift, so here, have some money instead... except since money isn't a socially acceptable gift, I'm giving you special money that you can only spend it in x place (though I don't know if you ever go there), that will expire in x months, because that's a much better gift".
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    21. Re:What they should be saying by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Ahhh but you forgot the Ultimate-Counter-Argument which is:

      You (being Headcase88) stop being an asshat and just spend the gift card at Starbucks after you come down from your holier-than-thou hippie rage and realize that Starbucks is NOT evil incarnate, rather its just a very large company that sells coffee and in your hand is a card that will let you get some free stuff from them.

      Pretty simple isn't it? ;-)

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    22. Re:What they should be saying by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Whats wrong with homogenizing America? Are you saying you're too good to be JUST LIKE ME?

      Snob.

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    23. Re:What they should be saying by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      Yes ;)

  16. Re:News For Nerds How??!! by stuartrobinson · · Score: 2

    I think it's the fact that the pissing match is taking place on YouTube that makes it worthy of Slashdot interest.

  17. Re:Probably a non story-More of a Rant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course you guys are the most socially responsible company in the world...you have bought up all of your competition to become that way. But always talking about how much money you throw at people is not going to take away from the fact that even the most uneducated coffee person can still pay upwards of $5 for the worst cup of coffee in the world by standards of roasting. Bloated prices and a sub-standard product...now thats what I call socially responsible. Oh well, you guys just bought Diedrich Coffee so now you don't have to listen to anyones critique. I hope Walmart buys you guys out! PFFFT!

    Did you spell espresso correctly? My argument in full fruition exactly. How can you care about the passion of a product of it is not even spelled correctly?

    Plus Starbucks uses the part time issue to avoid paying benefits too. Just ask part time employees how easy it is to hit the ceiling of their part time hours status.

    -Inoyun

  18. Re:News For Nerds How??!! by IflyRC · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anything that keeps hippies off my doorstep or street I'm for. At least the cities can save some money on cattle prods, rubber bullets and tear gas.

  19. I buy fair-trade products too by Dr+Kool,+PhD · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The fairest trade system in the history of man:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitalism

    1. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that it favours the rich over the poor. It favours those that have the infrastructure in place to produce efficiently while the ones that don't fall further behind and resort to resource exploitation, produce, or tourism for their economy.

    2. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by TheWoozle · · Score: 1

      Oh, so all the rest of us just imagined the biggest failure of capitalism:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monopoly

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    3. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by bmajik · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Monopolies cannot exist without government blessing. The failure of the market to prevent monopoly is not the fault of capitalism, but rather, the fault is with government involvement in the marketplace that allows and entrenches monopolies

      Examples of government blessing of monopoly:
      - land usage easements (for utilities, etc)
      - the copyright/patent system (for intellectual property)
      - airwaves / frequency ranges (for cell carriers, radio stations, etc)

      Can you think of some monopoly in the US that isn't supported by decree of government?

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    4. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by vertinox · · Score: 1

      To be fair, "feudal contract" systems was a bit more fair with retirement benefits.

      Of course in 1200AD most people didn't live past 40.

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    5. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Capitalism was awesome until people got mixed up in it.

      The result is just a mess of companies demanding that they somehow deserve cheap labor, using the suggestion that people somehow deserve $1 burgers to convince the government to look the other way while they pay illegal immigrants a few dollars a day. Supporters of this behavior argue that "labor is only worth that much", an argument based on handwaving and a complete and most likely intentional ignorance of supply and demand. Meanwhile, in American markets where illegal immigrants are not readily available by the truckload, the actual wages for labor has risen over the federal minimum in nearly all occupations.

    6. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by SydShamino · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nonsense. Capitalism is a failure unless it is tempered by regulation:

      1. Capitalism allows for and indeed promotes exploitation of common resources, putting immediate profits over long-term sustainability in things like the air and water quality, fish populations, or eco-diversity. Not even post-damage litigation can undue the damage done, and in many cases post-damage litigation is hampered because the original instigators are dead or retired or have spent all their gains. The short-sighted nature of capitalism is one of its biggest drawbacks, and it must be constantly balanced with the long-term views of governments and social groups.

      2. Because of the barriers to entry in many markets, capitalism's long-term stable state is that of monopoly. Monopolies can be the logical result of some markets, but exploitation of a monopoly in one market to affect other, developing markets goes against the principles of capitalism. In other words, without regulation capitalism destroys itself.

      3. Capitalism encourages greed. Without question, money can be a good driver for innovation, which can in turn benefit more people than those who got rich. At the same time, greed to the point of exploitation, creating a poverty class to finance the wealth of the upper class, is not stable in the long term due for political reasons (namely, revolutions). As the political instability will itself disrupt markets, capitalism must be throttled to maintain a minimum standard of living for the poorest classes.

      Regulated capitalism is the fairest trade system in the history of man. That regulation can include fair trade/fair price practices. Unregulated capitalism is a cancer that will eventually kill itself and, possibly, everything else.

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    7. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1

      Hmm, so Standard Oil and the rail robber barons have really been forgotten now?

    8. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Yeah, right. Capitalism is so fair that Starbucks can frickin' trademark the Italian word for "twenty", but when poor farmers try to trademark the names of their coffee varieties (which is what this dispute is about), they get the shaft.

      Just another example of why "libertarian capitalism" or "free market capitalism" are contradictions: capitalism is reliant on a powerful state to create and enforce all sorts of artificial property rights, from trademarks and copyrights to corporate charters to land deeds. And once the state has concentrated weath into the hands of a few, those few can then exercise that wealth to unduly influence the state. What a perfect system of trade.

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    9. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by blugu64 · · Score: 1

      "Life Sucks, Then You Die"

      about par for the course I'd say, eh?

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    10. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Can you think of some monopoly in the US that isn't supported by decree of government?

      I would have said Microsoft (although I'm not sure that they qualify for monopoly status any more, what with their falling market share) but then they got let off the hook after getting totally busted by the DOJ...

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    11. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by missing000 · · Score: 1
      Can you think of some monopoly in the US that isn't supported by decree of government?
      No, can you think of any company which isn't supported by decree of government? Didn't think so.

      I hate that stupid chicken and egg argument. The fact that we (the government in the US) have created laws means that we like to live by rules rather than by whatever madmax system you seem to be promoting.
    12. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by bmajik · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Except that it favours the rich over the poor


      How?

      It favours those that have the infrastructure in place to produce efficiently while the ones that don't fall further behind and resort to resource exploitation, produce, or tourism for their economy


      The "infrastructure to produce efficiently" required investment, investment which apparently in the short term pays off, but which may not pay off in the future. Nothing practically prevents the "disadvantaged" party in a free trade system from not only duplicating, but leapfrogging any investment done by the other party. You will see the obvious truth in this by considering the automobile and consumer electronics industries of the US, Japan, and South Korea as case studies.

      For a less macroscopic scenario, consider a lawyer who types at 150wpm and a secretary that types at 100wpm. The lawyer is certainly the better typist, and has every advantage over the secretary in terms of typing speed. One might think that in this case that the lawyer would do all her own typing, and the secretary might be unemployed. But of course this is not the case - the lawyer makes some money typing, but makes considerably more money litigating, such that it is worth her while to seek the assistance of a secretary. The lawyer and the secretary both benefit, irrespective of the resource, talent, and financial advantages the lawyer has.

      It's not that the lawyer is good at litigating and the secretary is good at typing (Adam Smith's comparative advantage) -- in this case, the lawyer is good at both but litigating is a better expenditure of the fixed asset involved - time.

      I don't think you mean to suggest that the lawyer should work less efficiently and not hire the secretary at all, citing some dubious ethical judgement that the secretary is "disadvantaged" and that the lawyer employing the secretary would thus be "exploitation". Why don't you ask the secretary about that?

      I think people are confusing free market economies with capitalism (which is easy to do). Any system where by two parties mutually agree to trade without force or fraud is inherently just - if a particular transation were not mutually benefitial as determined by each party according to their own interests, the transaction would not take place.

      The notion that you or I or anybody else knows what is in the best interest of someone besides us is the central and singular failure of all market-interventionist government policies, and why absolutely all such systems devolve into autocratic tyranny - they presuppose that an invidiual knows not what is best for herself, and therefore, should not be afforded invidiual decision making authority. Once a governance supposes that an individual cannot be trusted to make decisions in their own best interest, and that the government should take on responsibility for said decision making, freedom, both real and economic, effictively ceases to exist.
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    13. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by bmajik · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The business model Microsoft relies on exists only because of Copyright - which by its very definition is a government granted monopoly on the distribution of copies of a work granted to the author (or "rights holder") of that work.

      Microsoft is the easiest example of a monopoly that exists only via a construct of government.

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    14. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by bmajik · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No, can you think of any company which isn't supported by decree of government? Didn't think so.


      Sure - companies are a quasi-artificial construct of the government but are not a necessary feature for monopolies to exist.

      I hate that stupid chicken and egg argument


      Which argument?

      The fact that we (the government in the US) have created laws means that we like to live by rules rather than by whatever madmax system you seem to be promoting.


      Clearly I'm not advocating lawlessness - societies form and governments are created so that people can escape the state of fear and bring some amount of order where before there was none.

      What I am advocating is that government should do only what is necessary and no more - limited government - because every expansion of government by definition is an erosion of some individual right. The US started with much fewer laws and regulations on the books than it has today. It wasn't because the founding fathers ran out of ink or parchment. I of course don't pretend to suggest that no new laws are ever needed, but I would suggest - and you'd probably agree with me - they we have a number of laws on the books which no individual citizen asked for, and which certainly do not prmote individual liberties or anything of the sort. For instance, what percentage of Americans, if taken to a direct vote, would have voted for the DMCA?

      The cases of government abuse of power are many, as are the cases of legislation to benefit companies, monpoloies, or other special interests. Expansive government detests the inherent freedom that arises from free trade (and capitalism). When government manipulation of the market place produces some undesirable result, the failure is always attributed to capitalism by adherents of large government, when in fact, one can argue that government manipulation was wholly or significantly responsible for failure.

      The question I am asking in the OP is - in cases of undesirable monopoly conditions in the US - are those an obvious result of the system of capitalism, or are they a peculiar result because of government intervention in that market. When you consider all of the back-door ways that governments regulate the market (i.e. building permits, licensing for hairdressers, etc), it's hard to suggest that we have a truly free-market economy.

      You'll have to bear with me - I'm working my way through Milton Friedman. If you can save us both the argument and point me to some well-reasoned criticisms of Friedman's work (which presumably you base your disagreement with me on), I'd appreciate it.

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    15. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by bmajik · · Score: 1
      Let me see if I understand you correctly:

      Yeah, right. Capitalism is so fair that Starbucks can frickin' trademark the Italian word for "twenty", but when poor farmers try to trademark the names of their coffee varieties (which is what this dispute is about), they get the shaft.


      All of the things that are wrong with capitalism are the fault of government regulation and manipulation of the economy.

      capitalism is reliant on a powerful state to create and enforce all sorts of artificial property rights, from trademarks and copyrights to corporate charters to land deeds.


      The state is too powerful and creates rules and rights that contravene what is just and natural. Here here! I'm with you so far...

      And once the state has concentrated weath into the hands of a few, those few can then exercise that wealth to unduly influence the state. What a perfect system of trade.


      AMEN!

      It sounds like you and I agree - the state and its manipulation of the economy is the real problem here.

      If you meant to say that capitalism cannot exist without an interventionist government, i think i'd have to disagree with you. Capitalism worked just dandy prior to copyrights in the US, which was one of the first instances of artificial or intellectual property coming into existance.

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    16. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by Watson+Ladd · · Score: 1

      I would like to point out that Friedman's work fails a crucial test: Actually being true.

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    17. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by SQL+Error · · Score: 1
      Except that it favours the rich over the poor
      How?
      The rich have more money. Duh!
    18. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by SQL+Error · · Score: 1

      You are linking to a site that says "math should be only one tool among many in the economist's toolbox".

      So what new non-mathematical economics are these... people... proposing?

    19. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by Razor+Sex · · Score: 1

      Quasi-monopolies manage have enough market power to distort competition, and more to the point, enough power to coerce unequal transactions. They are a common feature in capitalism because economies of scale are easier to obtain through mergers and buyouts than through organic growth.

    20. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just another example of why "libertarian capitalism" or "free market capitalism" are contradictions: capitalism is reliant on a powerful state to create and enforce all sorts of artificial property rights

      Huh? That's like saying "you're either pro fascist or an anarchist, there's no inbetween!"

      And once the state has concentrated weath into the hands of a few, those few can then exercise that wealth to unduly influence the state.

      You mean like during serfdom? The lot of the entire world is better off under capitalism than in any previous time. What system do you propose that's going to be free of any undue influence?

      Capitalism is so fair that Starbucks can frickin' trademark the Italian word for "twenty", but when poor farmers try to trademark the names of their coffee varieties (

      I'm not aware of a copyright on the name "Venti" but I believe it is marketable as they came up with using the term "venti" to mean a 20 oz cup of coffee. It would be like 7-11 copyrighting the name "The Big Gulp" -- it is no less enforceable if they used the Italian spelling ("el Gulpa Biga").

      As for the coffee bean names, I think that is as copyrightable as wine grape names. If you came up with it (by mixing vines in a lab / farm) then yes you can do it. If, however, you're using coffee beans that have been around for centuries then no. Sort of like how "big boy" tomatoes are copyrightable (or whatever the large ones grown for burgers is) but "roma" isn't.

    21. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by tehdaemon · · Score: 1
      Capitalism has been used to describe everything from Laissez-faire economics to the golden rule (aka. he who has the gold makes the rules) Could you please be more specific?

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    22. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by maxume · · Score: 1

      So what mistake did the op make here? The likelihood that any particular individual thinks regulation is completely unnecessary is vanishingly small, so it appears all he has done is make a statement on the internet without *completely* qualifying it. Requiring that everybody always speak in absolute specifics is a really boring way to have a conversation.

      Linking to the wikipedia page for it also appears to be rather difficult.

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    23. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      If you meant to say that capitalism cannot exist without an interventionist government, i think i'd have to disagree with you. Capitalism worked just dandy prior to copyrights in the US, which was one of the first instances of artificial or intellectual property coming into existance.

      The U.S. passed the its first Copyright Act in 1790, just two years after the Constitution was ratified. "Intellectual property" has been a constant in American law. (And I certainly would have to question any claim that the American economy worked just dandy any time prior to about 1865; I can't see any economy using slave labor being described as "dandy".)

      But artificial property is hardly limited to "intellectual property". All land and natural resource deeds that are not based on simply occupancy and use are artificial property; every claim on land - and thus every claim of physical property, which is made of things that came from the land - is ultimately based on a government claim. Corporations are certainly artificial property.

      If you want to talk about reducing government interference in the marketplace, start by eliminating all corporate charters (which are issued, as I'm sure your realize, by governments). Eliminate the reserve banking system, by which the state allows certain private entities to create money. Reform the system of land "ownership" based on state action, into one of land stewardship, based on recognizing the actions of ordinary people on the land. Eliminate copyrights and patents, or perhaps replace them with a strictly limited right to royalties on for-profit use (certain software patents must go); and reform trademark law back to its intended use as a consumer protection.

      Only then, when we've eliminated the roots of a system that puts control of economic resources into the hands of few, when we have no more corporations large enough to thrive not by competing in markets but by controlling them; no more landlords; no more absentee ownership of capital, no corporate veil, but a system economic system based and rewarding useful work rather than control of capital; only then should we talk about eliminating the few small governors we've placed on that system of capitalism. Until then, I'll be thoroughly in favor of minimum wage and other worker protection laws, that serve to slightly slow down the juggernaught of state action in favor of wealth concentration.

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    24. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by robmered · · Score: 1

      Dunno about "these people", but the findings of cognitive science are an often recommended addition to economists' toolkits. See, for example, the work of Nobel prize (for economics) winners Daniel Kahneman & Amos Tversky, and Herbert Simon.

      All economics is founded on a small number of assumptions about how people make decisions (specifically the micro-economic decision by a consumer to purchase a product). Descriptive decision theories such as those developed by Kahneman & Tversky and Simon have shown these assumptions to be false. Unfortunately, the majority of economics courses in universities only briefly, if at all, touch on cognitive science, decision theory or psychology. Real-world decision-making, despite efforts since the 1940s (lookup "Decision Theory" and Von Neumann & Morgenstern) does not reduce to a mathematical analysis.

    25. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by cfulmer · · Score: 1

      Phooey. There are, of course, examples where some form of regulation is needed to correct market failures -- you've named two of them: natural monopoly and failing to account for externalities. These, however, are the exception rather than the norm. There are certainly significant natural barriers to entry in some markets (I don't consider cost alone to be a barrier to entry), but they are relatively few. But, in fact, the bigger problem is often barriers imposed by regulation.

      Consider, for example, dry-cleaners: in many states, you have to be licensed in order to be a dry-cleaner. Now, this makes sense if you're worried about cleaners dumping chemicals into the drain. But, in several states, parts of the licensing exam ask stuff like "how do you clean a tophat?" Clearly this is just a gratuitous barrier that would be better imposed by the market. (Somebody who does a poor job of cleaning tophats would not clean many or would charge at a price-point where tophat purchasers don't care.) Similarly, look at the drug market -- the complexity of dealing with FDA regulations is one reason that the market is as concentrated as it is. Again, some regulation is necessary -- you want to make sure that the drugs are safe, because the cost of a market response (ie dead people) is too great. But, you don't need the same scutiny for effectiveness.

      There are tons of places where regulation hurts the market: winter Florida tomatoes, real estate agents, television, milk price controls and so on....

      Poverty does not result from capitalism. It's funny that you should even mention it in a thread that starts with Ethiopia, one of the poorest countries on earth and without good functioning markets. A poor person in the US would live like a king in Ethiopia. Capitalism creates a middle class, which is a huge stabilizing force -- it's the non-capitalistic, overregulated countries that have all the problems with revolutions.

    26. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      But, in several states, parts of the licensing exam ask stuff like "how do you clean a tophat?" Clearly this is just a gratuitous barrier that would be better imposed by the market.

      Actually, I'm incredibly happy that the government also regulates business speech to protect against fraud. I don't like people claiming that they are selling a product or providing a service that they cannot perform, and I am not an expert in all fields to properly judge by myself.

      A poor person in the US would live like a king in Ethiopia.

      Yes, and that is precisely because the US has a minimum wage - the exact kind of fair price regulation that is story is about. Thanks for proving my point!

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    27. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      Because regulated capitalism includes minimum wage guarantees. The OP was claiming that capitalism was a fairer system that capitalism with minimum wage guarantees, and thus that capitalism was fairer that regulated capitalism. I countered that point.

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    28. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by maxume · · Score: 1

      I didn't see anything about wages at all in the OP post. I will look into whether I have a reading problem.

      As far as minimum wages being important, I remain unconvinced, but I am rather young and have not really been paying attention through a period of great economic difficulty. The recession at the beginning of this century was to rather mild in its effects to count as difficulty(I apologize in advance to anybody who had especially hard times, but overall, it was a blip). As near as I can tell, the minimum wage makes my hamburgers a bit more expensive, and teenagers a bit richer.

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    29. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by cfulmer · · Score: 1

      So, without the minimum wage, poor people in the US would be as poor as they are in Ethiopia? That's absurd. The main thing the minimum wage does is ensure that nobody gets paid to do those jobs which are worth less than the minimum wage. As a result, people who would do those jobs are paid no wage at all. As a result, you see high unemployment among the mentally retarded and teenagers in urban areas.

      High poverty in many third world countries results from anti-competitive government policies (most commonly institutionalized corruption).

      You didn't really address my point about dry cleaners, which was that by putting up unnecessary barriers to entry, the government is acting anti-competitively, which ends up hurting consumers. Here's another example: in North Carolina (any many other states), an existing franchisee of a a car manufacturer is allowed, BY LAW, to object to a new franchisee setting up shop. In addition, manufacturers are not allowed to open their own stores. It's a perfect example of regulation aimed at protecting exiting players against competition -- Prices go up and service goes down.

      There are certainly some times that regulation is required because of a market failure. But, those examples are few.

    30. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Actually, before Internet piracy it relied on physical limitations. Same with the RIAA. They're only hawking copyright now because physical limitations have been lifted.

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    31. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      So, without the minimum wage, poor people in the US would be as poor as they are in Ethiopia?

      No, that's not what I said. A poor person in the US, because of the minimum wage, earns $10712. That represents 100 times the average national income, and I agree it would qualify as "living like a king", as you originally suggested.

      Without the minimum wage, there would be competition that would keep wages above $0, of course, but the low level would be something between $0 and $5.15. How low? I don't know. But I argue that they wouldn't be earning enough to "live like a king".

      This whole thing is silly, anyway. It's not possible to compare someone earning any amount of money in the US with someone paying the costs of living in Ethiopia. What can be compared is the income of the dirt poor in Ethiopia compared to their own costs of living, and that same income compared to the value of the goods they produce when they are resold in the US. In this case, paying them a little more substantially improves their standard of living, while having little effect on the final value of the goods.

      Your example of the car franchises better illustrates your point, yes. I see no reason why that should be enforced by law. The spacing between car franchises should be enforced by contract between the car makers and the dealers, if necessary at all.

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    32. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      I didn't see anything about wages at all in the OP post.

      Did you read the article? The article summary? Do you know what fair-trade products means in terms of wages? Hint: Fair-trade products are ones where those along the supply chain are paid living wages.

      Now do you see the reference to wages in the OP? Hint: It's in the subject.

      As near as I can tell, the minimum wage makes my hamburgers a bit more expensive, and teenagers a bit richer.

      That's because you only see the teenagers earning minimum wage. You didn't notice that 80% of minimum wage earners are adults age 20 or over.
      http://www.epinet.org/content.cfm/issueguides_minw age_minwagefacts

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    33. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by cfulmer · · Score: 1

      Nearly any economist will tell you that the result of the minimum wage is that a bunch of people who are available to work 40 hours a week earn $0 (since they are unemployed) and others earn $10712. All those people earning $0 may be able to find jobs that pay, say $3/hour if there were no minimum wage. But, since the minimum wage exists, they can't find those jobs. It isn't that the jobs instead pay $5.15 -- it's that such jobs don't exist because employers aren't going to pay somebody $5.15 to do a job that's only worth $3.00.

      If the minimum wage actually boosted wages, then why not set them at $30 and hour and put everybody above the poverty line?

    34. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by maxume · · Score: 1

      There is a good chance that I(and perhaps the very op) have a different idea of what 'fair' means than you do. I'm not interested in pretending that it isn't up for debate.

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    35. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah, let's boost them to $7.50 or whatever and get everyone who works a 40 hour week above the poverty line. We agree!

      I disagree that it would be better to have lots of people earn $3 an hour working away, versus fewer people earning $5.15 an hour and some people earning $0 an hour. People who can barely affording renting one room on their salary are going to be subsisting on handouts anyway, either of the charitable, government, or five-fingered kind. And the folks earning nothing have an opportunity to retrain while unemployed, compared to those who have to work two 40-hour jobs and have no chance to ever better themselves.

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    36. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah, that's obvious. But "fair trade" as a definition exists whether you agree on the value of "fair" or not. That's no different than the defition of "organic" in terms of produce, or of "open source" in terms of software.

      You can argue that "fair trade" somehow hurts rich folks choosing to buy expensive coffee to fund those overpaid farmers in Ethiopia, or you can argue that "organic" produce is a croc because few people are ever going to be hurt by the build up of pesticides in their body, or you can argue that Microsoft software is "open source" because, if you sign your soul away, you can look at their source code. But don't try to claim that the term "fair trade" doesn't exist or have a defition, just because you disagree with its application.

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    37. Re:I buy fair-trade products too by cfulmer · · Score: 1

      Well, the problem is that you don't need a minimum wage to accomplish what you're suggesting. If there were no minimum wage, somebody working $3.00 per hour could quit and retrain if that turned out to be the best use of their time. In the presence of a minimum wage, however, they don't have the option. In addition, there's nothing forcing them to retrain -- they could just be home killing brain cells with Oprah and Dr. Phil.

      In any case, consider the people we're talking about -- it's people, such as the severely disabled, who have a couple of strikes against them. Such people do not really have the option to retrain. As a result, the minimum wage keeps them from having jobs. And, in fact, since they cannot get their first job, they are prevented from getting any second better-paying job.

      Here's an example: I was in Wilmington, NC last month, where I met a woman in a wheelchair with no arms who made flowers out of ribbon with her feet and then sold them on the street. Each flower took her 45 minutes to make and sold for $5. Considering the time she spent making them and the time she spent selling them, she was making considerably less than $5.15 per hour. Luckily, because she was doing this herself, she was able to avoid the minimum wage law, which would have forced her out of business.

  20. So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's the freakin' deal with making up new words for small, medium, and large?

    1. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by the+dark+hero · · Score: 2, Interesting
      there is an actual "small" size, but it was widely unpopular to us fat americans that love to consume so much. :P

      seriously, there is a small size(which i forget the name of),tall is the medium, grande is italian for large and venti is italian for 20 as in 20oz of zomg expensive coffee.

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    2. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by kaizokunami · · Score: 1

      I believe the smallest size is called a "short".

    3. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 5, Funny

      True story:

      So a certain anonymous individual went into a Starbuck's one morning, a bit cranky because he had to be up earlier than usual. He spoke to the individual at the cash register...

      Anon.: I'd like a medium chai, please.
      Register Person: Do you mean tall or grande?
      Anon.: I mean medium.
      Register Person: We don't sell a size called medium.
      Anon.: "Medium" is a description, not a name. You sell three sizes. I'd like the one in the middle.
      Register Person: We call that size "grande."
      Anon.: Right.
      Register Person: So what is it you'd like?
      Anon.: I'd like a medium chai, please.
      Register Person: You mean a "grande."
      Anon.: Haven't we already been through this?
      Register Person: I just would like to be certain.
      Anon.: You can be certain I'm not going to use your ridiculous trademarked name, when a descriptive adjective completely connotes my intent.
      Register Person: It's not a ridiculous name -- it's Italian!
      Anon.: Yes, and "chai" is either Chinese or Sanskrit. What's that got to do with it? The word I want in English is "medium."
      Register Person: Dude, what have you got against Italians?
      Anon.: Nothing. Well, perhaps they bear some responsibility for Madonna, but I think she's actually from New York.
      Register Person: Bay City, Michigan, actually. That'll be $3.50.

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    4. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by gatesvp · · Score: 1

      OK, the official sizes are Short, Tall, Grande and Venti (20).

      In the beginning, there was no Venti, only the first three. The Short was unpopular, so Venti became the "new Large", but Short still exists. You see menus with four columns are tough to read and people like the 1,2,3 style of sizes, so short is off the menu but still on the tills.

      Truth is, it's not only Starbucks. We have a Robin's donuts that has S, M, L & Jumbo, and the perennial Canadian favorite Tim Horton's has S, M, L and XL. But nobody really buys the S except for the seniors. Typically they hang out and get refills so it could really be any size; but with the cup being the most expensive part of the coffee, it's just more efficient to give them the tiny cup.

    5. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by I'll+Provide+The+War · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Here is a very interesting story about the "short" cup at Starbucks.

      http://www.slate.com/id/2133754/

      Starbucks Economics
      Solving the mystery of the elusive "short" cappuccino.

      Here's a little secret that Starbucks doesn't want you to know: They will serve you a better, stronger cappuccino if you want one, and they will charge you less for it. Ask for it in any Starbucks and the barista will comply without batting an eye. The puzzle is to work out why.

      The drink in question is the elusive "short cappuccino"--at 8 ounces, a third smaller than the smallest size on the official menu... ..continues
    6. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by twistedcubic · · Score: 1

      Same thing happened to me at Mcdonalds 10 years ago.

      Bitter Youth at Register: What size drink would you like?
      I: Medium.
      Bitter Youth: We don't have medium anymore. We just have small, large, and extra large.
      I: (bursts into laughter, because I don't think she's serious) Umm, I'll have a large.

    7. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by rhun32 · · Score: 1

      True story? I think perhaps you're thinking of Foamy the squirrel The episode you want is called "Coffee House Propaganda".

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    8. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by imthesponge · · Score: 1

      People will pay more if it sounds fancy, even if they just make it up.

    9. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by jalefkowit · · Score: 1

      Time magazine actually answered this question in a recent article about the challenges Starbucks is grappling with as it tries to grow even larger:

      Historically, Starbucks has done a great job at balancing new ideas with efficiency, says Frances Frei, a professor at Harvard business school who has studied the company. A classic example: the way it trains us to order in Starbucks jargon, grande this and half-caff that. Serving tens of thousands of possible drink combinations would be an operational nightmare were it not for a regimented logic to ordering, a marketing flourish that helps establish the atmosphere of an Italian café.

      It's a good article -- lots of interesting tidbits about the decisions that drive their operations.

    10. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by tgd · · Score: 1

      Thats my standard order -- short nonfat cappuccino.

      Its the only palatable drink there, IMO.

      Probably 25% of the time I have to tell the barista to ask someone else when they say they don't have it, though.

    11. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by TheDugong · · Score: 1

      Thus indicating that P and GP have never had a shite job that invoves dealing with the general public.

      My first job at he tender age of 16 was at McDs and if the till tart had not corrected you something like this could well have happened...

      Bitter Youth at Register: Is that a large $DRINK?
      ScuMstomer: Medium.

      later on...

      ScuMstomer to manager: Wha! Wha! Wha! I wanted a medium and {s,}he gave me a large so that means you have to give me $FREE_STUFF forever... ...wha wha wha...!

      later on...

      Manager to Bitter Youth: wha wha wha wha!

      Seriously, "Bitter Youths" do not care about the sizes of the drinks or if you actually want fries with that. No really, they don't.

    12. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes, and "chai" is either Chinese or Sanskrit.
      Minor irrelevant nitpick: it's actually Hindi.
    13. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People often have said this about Starbucks regarding the "who's on first" size routine, but I've never encountered that. I always order in plain english (small, medium, or large), and the staff always just fill the order - never giving me the "we don't call it 'small' we call it 'blah'" crap.

      Also, it must be a regional thing, here their sizes are Mezzo, Grande, and Venti (weird how I know those terms even though I NEVER use them myself when ordering).

    14. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by Sentry21 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that the sizes are larger than most places serve... Here's another true story...

      Cust (in a jovial tone): I'd like a large coffee!
      Me: Alright sir, how large of a coffee would you like?
      Cust: The biggest you've got!
      *I show him the 20-oz cup*
      Cust: Well, maybe not that big.
      *I show him the 16-oz cup*
      Cust: Ehhh.....
      *I show him the 12-oz cup, the smallest we have*
      Cust: Perfect!

    15. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by (H)elix1 · · Score: 1

      What's the freakin' deal with making up new words for small, medium, and large?

      To truly appreciate it, you have to translate the cup size in the original Klingon.

    16. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      You know you *can* order in english if you want. Nothing's forcing you order in trendicode. What's sad is that there are so many people who think they're freakin' cosmopolitan or some junk because they used some kind of Italian sounding word to order water strained through burnt Ethiopian cherry pits.

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    17. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by macthulhu · · Score: 1

      Tim Horton's stopped calling the XL an "XL" a couple of years ago. Now it's just an "L". Their lid vendor may not know that though, as it still says "XL" on the lid. I'm not being nitpicky, it's just that Tim Horton has been my co-pilot for many years.

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    18. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by Yesi'machick · · Score: 1

      Ah, but see, Starbucks actually has *four* sizes. *Short*, Tall, Grande, and Venti. So when I worked there, and someone asked for 'medium' (in a cofffee/tea/non-espresso-bar drink, that is), I always asked for clarification. What is the 'medium' size, in a set of four, I ask you? However, I did know anal retentive baristas that didn't allow you to get away with calling your drink in the wrong order (i.e. non-fat, before 'no whip', etc), nevermind if you used non-Starbucks lingo to describe the sizes :-P Ah, coffee semantics. This thread is beautiful...

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    19. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 1
      What's the freakin' deal with making up new words for small, medium, and large?

      It's Fritalian. Or faux intellectualism, you pick.

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    20. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      20oz? How could you drink a pint of coffee? It would be cold before you got to the end of it.

    21. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      A medium would be size #2. Small, Medium, Large, Extra-large...the same way everything else works, from pizzas to sweatshirts.

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    22. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by chazbot · · Score: 1

      On a related note, the grande mocha has the same amount of coffee as a venti mocha. When you buy a venti you are paying for extra milk and chocolate.

    23. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by Monkeyman334 · · Score: 1

      I did know anal retentive baristas that didn't allow you to get away with calling your drink in the wrong order

      They only use that order because it's the same order as the marking template on the side of the cup. Anyone who thinks that it's something that coffee drinkers should know is too full of themselves to realize there's a place outside of their workplace. Most people I know just laugh when you try and place an order that's not the standard english way.

    24. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by Yesi'machick · · Score: 1

      Ah, but most people actually consider a "grande" to be the Starbucks equivalent of medium, not the tall (which is size #2). And technically in coffee/tea/non-espresso drinks, the tall would be the medium, and then in espresso bar drinks, the grande would be (as short isn't available on bar), and that would just make for java confusion! I can't *believe* I'm arguing coffee semantics ;-P I'm a sad, sad girl.

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    25. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by hobbesx · · Score: 1
      20oz? How could you drink a pint of coffee? It would be cold before you got to the end of it.

      There's a group of coffe-stands in my area that offer a 64oz drink and to top it all off, it's in a plastic cup.
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    26. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      You just blew my mind.

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    27. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by Yesi'machick · · Score: 1

      At least I'm good for something ;-P

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    28. Re:So, you worked for Starbuck's, eh? by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 1

      Didn't know anything about Foamy the Squirrel, but this is a true story. I emailed a number of friends with the transcript back when it occurred (it's been around five years).

      It wouldn't surprise me in the least if other people have gone and been as annoying as I^H^H the anonymous narrator was.

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  21. Who care? by fotbr · · Score: 0, Troll

    More crap about a company that's only products are image and crappy coffee.

  22. Their coffee already costs a fortune... by Peyna · · Score: 0, Troll

    Starbucks coffee is already overpriced, so I imagine there is plenty of room in their profit margin to absorb paying the farmers a little bit more if they wanted to.

    Somehow every other coffee place I've been to charges 50-75% less than Starbucks and tastes just as good if not better, and I doubt it's because those coffee places are stiffing their suppliers any more than Starbucks is.

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    1. Re:Their coffee already costs a fortune... by sean_ex_machina · · Score: 1

      Somehow every other coffee place I've been to charges 50-75% less than Starbucks

      Strange - in every city where I've ever bought coffee, Starbucks is no more expensive than any other coffee shop.

    2. Re:Their coffee already costs a fortune... by All+Names+Have+Been · · Score: 1

      Somehow every other coffee place I've been to charges 50-75% less than Starbucks and tastes just as good if not better

      Not sure where you live - every place I've ever been coffee prices are remarkably consistent between coffee shops. Keep in mind that buying coffee at 7-11 or the gas station down the street doesn't count.

      And you can bet the farm that those mythical cheaper shops aren't paying for health insurance for their employees.

    3. Re:Their coffee already costs a fortune... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1
      Somehow every other coffee place I've been to charges 50-75% less than Starbuck

      Let's see... That means the $1.80 grande drip costs .45 to .90 at other coffe shops? Sorry, I can't stand Boyds or Folgers...

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    4. Re:Their coffee already costs a fortune... by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      Obviously you haven't been to my local town. The local coffee house charges 50% more than 'Bucks for poor inconsistent coffee. You also get to deal with surly teenage help and religious crap all over the place. Now they're bitching because 'Bucks is opening up a store a bit further up the road. I won't miss them when they go under.

  23. Biggest question by rasjani · · Score: 1

    Is now, which side has valid claims ? But then again, news reports in Finland didnt actually say that Starbucks is the bad corporation that is not paying Fare Price for the farmers, just that they didnt sign the copyright agreements about the ethiopian coffee brands and that they are still using those even there are other big coffee companies that have agreed to sign the papers. By copyrighting the name, the farmers & trade commission tries to raise the price as farmers are getting a very small share where ethiopian coffee is held as one of the best coffee brands in the world and thus also the most expensive..

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  24. Re:Probably a non story-More of a Rant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bloated prices and a sub-standard product...now thats what I call socially responsible

    Evidently, the rest of the planet disagrees with you, or they would never be able to sell sub-standard coffee at bloated prices. What color is the sky at your house?

  25. Re:News For Nerds How??!! by Run4yourlives · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm only responding because you were modded insightful:

    This is news for nerds not because of what is happening, but because of HOW it's happening.

    Not only is Oxfam going directly to the internet to mount a campaign against a corporation (in and of itself a cool thing - proving yet a gain the power of the internet), the corporation responded in kind.

    This type of one to one presentation of views has never happened before in such a powerful way. It could herald a new method of consumer/producer interaction, which of course may spill into political spheres. All because of the internet.

    It is proof that the internet is radically changing the face of our entire society, so much so that we are only on the cusp of realizing what may happen. Geeky enough for you now?

  26. Re:No Good for Starbucks by mpapet · · Score: 0, Troll

    Bah.

    More cleverly packaged propaganda from some of the best packagers in the world.

    How do I know that?

    1. Starbucks is not a philanthropic organization.
    2. The complicated way they are dancing around the issue. All plausible reasons but no one wants to or cares to find out they are in fact clever propaganda. Note, I did not say lies.
    3. "in fact, routinely pays well above commodity price" Let's look at some approximate facts from the cia world factbook. https://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos /et.html

    Median age:
    total: 17.8 years
    male: 17.7 years
    female: 17.9 years (2006 est.)

    Population below poverty line:
    50% (2004 est.)

    Household income or consumption by percentage share:
    lowest 10%: 3%
    highest 10%: 33.7% (1995)

    "Above market" means lots of things, most of which don't make starbucks look very good once the general conditions in Ethiopia are added to the discussion.

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  27. Re:News For Nerds How??!! by Miltron+B · · Score: 2, Funny

    You've just insulted 95% of my Bladder.

  28. The real facts by mgemmons · · Score: 1

    I am all for making sure a fair price is paid for goods, but we should all beware the "think of the children" appeal without giving due-diligence to the facts. Starbucks typically pays higher than market prices for Ethiopian coffee. Am I missing something or is there some reason they should have to pay even more? Also, America's National Coffee Association was responsible for requesting that the trademarks not be honored, not Starbucks.

  29. Seems fair enough by kentrel · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It's not Starbucks I worry about - I've researched this before and to my satisfaction they seem to be doing as good a job as they can with ensuring fairtrade in the coffee industry. It's not just a moral issue, it actually makes good business sense in the modern Western world to be concerned for the welfare of 3rd world countries. Starbucks is one of the top targets for the anti-capitalist movement, simply because they are a huge corporation, which to some anti-capitalists is a crime in itself. I think, for the most part most sensible people ignore the anti-capitalist movement simply because they are wrong or narrowminded on a lot of issues. Being unethical would be bad business for any large company like this, and the claims made about their practises are simply misinformed. Sure, they may be cutting corners here and there like you would expect any company to do (not that I'm saying that's right), but to me they seem to have more concern for "the little guy" than the opposition would have you believe.

    That said, what I'm far more concerned about is the other little known coffee companies. Starbucks coffee is expensive, and we're assured that's partly due to the costs being passed onto the coffee farmers. For the sake of argument let's assume that's true. Now, look at the coffee in your local supermarket, particularly your "value" Kwikkymart type supermarkets. In my local one I can get a 1KG tub of coffee for 1.99 and they sell like hotcakes. For those prices I really doubt much of my money (if I was cheap or tasteless enough to buy it) is filtering down to the farmers, if any at all, and I wonder what kind of money any of the related industries (transport, packaging etc) are getting. Who knows what those guys are getting away with?

    Bear in mind, I'm also wondering just how much of that 1KG is actually coffee :)

    1. Re:Seems fair enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with overpaying the farmers, though, is that it increases the cost of living where the farmers live, (basic supply and demand economics at work here) causing problems for people who sell coffee at market value.

    2. Re:Seems fair enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Specialty arabica coffees are produced differently to the Brazillian mass produced stuff. Arabica coffee is produced in small, high-altitude plantations, with very little mechanization. This is the coffee used by cafes and coffee afficionados.

      The cheap stuff from the supermarket is produced in massive mechanized low-altitude farms in Brazil. It's like two completely separate industries.

  30. yep by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's because they actually pay for benefits for their workers, even part time. Whole Foods suffers from the same markups.

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  31. Technicaly It Is by Mateorabi · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Well technicaly this video is a form of propeganda. Then again, so is the original Oxfam video. Propeganda is an extremely broad category and doesn't always have to mean dissembling or promoting falsehoods. Unfortunately the word 'propeganda' has lost it's neutrality in the modern lexicon and often has negative conotations for people.


    Propeganda is merely an attempt to sway a group's opinion through communication. "Getting your message out." That message can be truthful or lies, honest or deceptive, present all facts or cherry pick; it just needs to be pursuasive. I think sometims the negative connotation actualy discourages non-deceptive propeganda from more honest parties because they feer being accused of engaging in 'propeganda'.

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    1. Re:Technicaly It Is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is this "propeganda" you have written so much about. I've not heard of such a word before, yet there it appears again and again in your post. I tried to find a definition, but it seems all the dictionary writers have overlooked this word, an amalgum of letters that you seem to have so mastered as part of your vocabulary. I can only conclude that this is not actually a word of the (American) English language, which, technicaly speaking, renders your post giberish.

    2. Re:Technicaly It Is by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Well, propeganda is just as valid a non-word as your "amalgum", I'm afraid.

      And your mauling of the word "giberish" is just charming in this context (ah, the bittersweet flavor of pure irony.) However, I'll give you a free pass on "technicaly", because the GP screwed that one up first.

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    3. Re:Technicaly It Is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ah, the bittersweet flavor of pure irony


      I prefer my irony with cheese. Like if the Beegees choked on a bee that was crawling on some Brie.

  32. 20% below market price by Dr+Kool,+PhD · · Score: 1

    The only way to pay 20% below market price for anything is by buying from a fool or by use of force. If the price of coffee is 20% less than it was a few months ago then that's still the market price.

  33. Re:The reason this was posted by loraksus · · Score: 1

    "blood coffee"

    That's the funniest thing I've heard this week.

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  34. Women by ch-chuck · · Score: 5, Funny

    I like my women like my coffee: expensive and easily available on many street corners.

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    1. Re:Women by n6kuy · · Score: 1

      ...ground up and stored in the freezer.

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    2. Re:Women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like my women like my coffee - strong and black

    3. Re:Women by Chuggzugg · · Score: 1

      I like my women like my coffee. Without male genitalia.

    4. Re:Women by Triv · · Score: 1

      ...tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the Andes behind a mule.

    5. Re: Women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like my women like I like my coffee...


      ...bitter.

    6. Re:Women by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      I like my women like my coffee: covered in foam and with a spoon in them.

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  35. Did a little research for those who care by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And I do mean a little research... First, I watched both videos. The most notable thing is that neither Oxfam's video-mentioned webpage nor the video itself actually says what Starbucks is doing. They say that starbucks is preventing the manufacturers of this coffee from using the names of the coffee, but that's as close as they come to discussing the actual situation. I was however able to find the information on Oxfam's site using google: http://www.oxfam.org.uk/press/releases/starbucks26 1006.htm. Here's the meat:

    Last year the Ethiopian government filed applications to trademark its most famous coffee names, Sidamo, Harar and Yirgacheffe. Securing the rights to these names would enable Ethiopia to capture more value from the trade, by controlling their use in the market and thereby enabling farmers to receive a greater share of the retail price. Ethiopia's coffee industry and farmers could earn an estimated £47 million extra per year.

    £3.2 billion company Starbucks prompted protests against the applications to be filed with the US Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO). The USPTO has denied Ethiopia's applications for Sidamo and Harar, creating serious obstacles for its project.

    What, exactly, does "prompted protests" mean? It's a little further down.

    Starbucks intervened in the USPTO decision by prompting the National Coffee Association of USA, Inc. (NCA), of which it is a leading member, to oppose the approval of the trademarks.

    At a meeting held this past July at the Ethiopian Embassy, Embassy staff and advisers met with the NCA president to discuss a letter of protest filed against Ethiopia's trademark applications. Ethiopia had submitted its applications about one year earlier. According to staffers, when asked why after a year of doing nothing the NCA had decided to take action, the president of the NCA told them Starbucks had just brought it to the NCA's attention.

    Okay, so if Starbucks is part of the NCA, then they didn't prompt anything - they just did it.

    Let's take one more look at the press release.

    The Ethiopian government presented an agreement for Starbucks to sign in September, recognising the country's rights to the names Sidamo, Harar and Yirgacheffe and stating that additional benefits generated would go to small-scale coffee farmers who are currently living on the brink of survival. However, Starbucks has yet to respond affirmatively.

    "Starbucks works to protect and promote its own name and brand vigorously throughout the world, so how can it justify denying Ethiopia the right to do the same?" asked Phil Bloomer.

    Starbucks claims that to do so would be illegal, as far as I can see from their video. I don't know how that works out - maybe a lawyer can explain. But September? It's probably taken this long for their legal department to figure out what it says, let alone how they feel about it. We're talking about a document that would have legal repercussions in at least two countries, and possibly in every country in which Starbucks does business. I wouldn't sign the fucker either.

    Now let's take a look at some other documents I just googled up...

    http://www.coffee-tea-etc.com/coffee/faq

    The cost associated with coffee is only 15c/lb, which is less than half a penny per cup of coffee.

    There's about 25 16oz (coffeeshop standard) cups of coffee per roasted pound. Three cents per cup would be $0.75/lb. Starbucks claims they pay over the fair trade price, which is under a buck and a half per pound.

    http://www.theotherjournal.com/article.php?id=198

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    1. Re:Did a little research for those who care by metlin · · Score: 1

      Now that was truly worth reading.

      Thanks for digging all that up, was extremely useful.

    2. Re:Did a little research for those who care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "Starbucks claims that to do so would be illegal"

      The name that were attempting to be trademarked were geographical areas, eg: Sidamo. You can not trademark a name that is primarily geographical in nature. If they were to call it something else starbucks is unlikely to object. Starbucks was likely involved directly because they applied for a trademark on "Shirkina Sun-Dried Sidamo", which is OK because it is not just "Sidamo", whereby Starbucks is referring to a type of processing as well as the location the coffee comes from.

      I don't see why Starbucks should be critised for pointing out that the application wouldn't be legal.

      If Oxfam don't start pulling their finger out and stop these trolls for media attention, they can expect no more donations from me, there are plenty of other charities that could use my money, and I suspect they wouldn't waste it on tripe such as this.

      from 2 (15 U.S.C. 1052)

      No trademark by which the goods of the applicant may be distinguished from the goods of others shall be refused registration on the principal register on account of its nature unless it consists of a mark which, when used on or in connection with the goods of the applicant is primarily geographically descriptive of them.

    3. Re:Did a little research for those who care by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      I don't see why Starbucks should be critised for pointing out that the application wouldn't be legal.

      They shouldn't, unless they were wrong. Sounds like they aren't; You have provided a citation, to which I will link. The copied paragraph in your comment is paragraph (e).

      there are plenty of other charities that could use my money, and I suspect they wouldn't waste it on tripe such as this.

      Obviously you're not giving it to Greenpeace either then :D

      But seriously, the obvious fact is that oxfam went after starbucks because they have a big name. All they have accomplished, however, is that the usual reactionary causeheads (see PCU) will stop drinking their venti latte at starfucks, and instead will probably purchase a coffeemaker from a company that made gas ovens for the third reich. (They make bitchin' juicers, too.)

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  36. Re:Probably a non story-More of a Rant. by PenGun · · Score: 1

    Interesting ... you believe in free will. Actually the conditioning starts at birth. It is very difficult to own your own head, takes years of serious effort.

      Most Starbucks coffee is mediocre. Any speciality roaster should just kill them for quality. In my little town even Thrifty's, a supermarket chain, has better coffee.

  37. Re:News For Nerds How??!! by Kohath · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's still 2 groups of irrelevant blowhards in a pissing contest, regardless of what technology they're using. Relevancy used to be a criteria to define what is news and what isn't.

  38. Sorry, by Threni · · Score: 1

    but why is this on Slashdot? Because it mentions youTube? That's all it takes, now?

    1. Re:Sorry, by stevesh6 · · Score: 1

      There's a later article about the new Indiana Jones movie which has a lot more comments than this one. There's a reason they call it 'News For Nerds'.

  39. why can't you pay more? by Dr+Kool,+PhD · · Score: 1

    Let's see your tax returns buddy. I hear your profit margin is pretty large, you made more than $50K last year? Why don't you pay Ethiopian farmers more.

    1. Re:why can't you pay more? by Penguinshit · · Score: 1, Troll

      "Libertarian" == "I failed PoliSci".

  40. Brilliant by bahwi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's just awesome. It's just as accessible as the Oxfam, less boring, and more straightforward. You can repost it on MySpace or wherever you need to.

    Aside from that, regional trademarks == bad bad bad. Form Blue Mountain's wikipedia entry:
    "Jamaican Blue Mountain Coffee is protected worldwide as a certification trademark meaning that only coffee certified by the Coffee Industry Board of Jamaica can be labeled as such."

    So, say the Ethiopian Board of Coffee doesn't like a farmer, I mean hell, there's a lot of problems in that area, it'd be pretty easy to pick some farmers you don't like, whoever the new gov't is, and put a lot of people out of work.

    1. Re:Brilliant by Angostura · · Score: 1
      regional trademarks == bad bad bad


      Tell that to the people of the Champaign region.
    2. Re:Brilliant by thatshortkid · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the people of the Champaign region. tell them what? "Go Illini"?
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  41. Starbucks is big and therefor evil by Gray · · Score: 1

    I find it ironic that Starbucks now widely perceived to be in the same big-bad-bin as McDonald's and Coke. It's the first time I've personally witnessed such a transition.

    As usual, it's easy to sympathize with the little guy and easy to attack the big guy. The powerless are innocent, the powerful are guilty.

    Starbucks is attains self preservation by way of selling things. Oxfam and IFAT are attain self preservation by way of finding people to attack and making people feel guilty.

    At least Starbucks is responsible to the market. If we all stop buying their coffee, they're toast Who are Oxfam and IFAT responsible to?

    1. Re:Starbucks is big and therefor evil by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I find it ironic that Starbucks now widely perceived to be in the same big-bad-bin as McDonald's and Coke. It's the first time I've personally witnessed such a transition.

      Which begs the question, is Coke really in the big-bad-bin? This is the first I've heard of it. I mean, I've heard murmurs about unfair practices but nothing really big.

      It also suggests the question, how much of the proceeds from each cup of McDonalds "coffee" goes to the farmer?

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    2. Re:Starbucks is big and therefor evil by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Which begs the question, is Coke really in the big-bad-bin? This is the first I've heard of it. I mean, I've heard murmurs about unfair practices but nothing really big.

      The only bad thing about Coke I've heard is their tendency to move into markets with existing local products that taste much better than Coke and are thus much more popular despite Coke's marketing blitzes, buy said local product's manufacturer, change its formula (replacing any real sugar with high fructose corn syrup for example) so that it tastes just as if not more crappy than Coke while also being just as cheap to produce, and laugh all the way to the bank since you're paying them if you buy the "local" stuff or Coke.

      That's just normal capitalism-will-eat-your-culture badness though, not the kind exploitation and abuse that truly makes me consider a corporation to be evil, like Nike for example.

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    3. Re:Starbucks is big and therefor evil by Ritchie70 · · Score: 1

      For that matter, what, exactly, is so evil about McDonald's?

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    4. Re:Starbucks is big and therefor evil by swordgeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well unfortunately, Coke really does deserve to be in the bad corner.

      Do some digging on Coke in India (especially Kerala), and find out just how much damage they've done. Fertile ground has been turned into parched earth, groundwater has been contaminated across the country, and there's some question about the incidence of birth defects near the bottling plants. Unfortunately, it's far enough away from the Western World(tm), and also India's special interest groups tend to stray farther from the truth than they would here, so it's not the debacle it should be.

      As an aside, Pepsi is right up there in bad behaviour as well. Both companies were temporarily banned from production in Kerala, in August of 2006, but the ban was overturned.

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    5. Re:Starbucks is big and therefor evil by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      For that matter, what, exactly, is so evil about McDonald's?

      Try googling around a bit. The info is all out there. Start with "Deforestation" and work your way forward. "Double-Size Me" is also worth a look.


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    6. Re:Starbucks is big and therefor evil by Digz · · Score: 1
      I think you mean Super Size Me.

      Great film.

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  42. Good for Google by megaditto · · Score: 1

    Seing how their US$ 1 Billion is about to go down the drain the moment all copywrighted content is pulled, Google must be very pleased that YouTube is becoming something other than a repository of ripped TV shows and RIAA-infringing wannabe "artists".

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    1. Re:Good for Google by jrockway · · Score: 1

      This is the usual troll comment that I hear, but honestly I've never seen a ripped TV show on youtube. 99% of the videos are of the "my cat is flushing the toilet" variety, but that's what I visit youtube for. If I wanted to watch shitty TV shows, I'd get them from Usenet. (But here's the thing... I don't want to watch them.)

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    2. Re:Good for Google by megaditto · · Score: 1

      YouTube>Most Viewed>All time... Now find a single video that does not contain a copyrighted soundtrack or a copyrighted performance!

      Yes, even the guitar kid is stealing from RIAA! Johann Pachelbel's music is in the public domain, but the concert performance soundtrack he uses as a backdrop IS NOT. And no, it isn't "fair use" to steal someone else's soundtrack.

      The original point stands, remove all videos that "creatively" "borrow" others' music and other IP, and you are left with nothing.

      No wonder YouTube is so popular: if I smeared shit all over Haystacks or Mona Lisa, it'd still look pretty damn good; remove the paintings, however, and what do you get?

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    3. Re:Good for Google by moonbender · · Score: 1

      Of course, Pachelbel's music is in the public domain only because the intellectual property lobby wasn't as significant 300 years ago. We're all standing on the shoulders of giants. That's the issue with the perversion that is copyright today.

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    4. Re:Good for Google by bloobloo · · Score: 1

      Dude, your cat can flush the toilet? Let me know the url so I can forward it to everyone!

    5. Re:Good for Google by AxelBoldt · · Score: 1
      And no, it isn't "fair use"
      Apparently the copyright owner disagrees, or else they would have sued already. If Google believes it's fair use and no court has decided otherwise, they have absolutely no legal or moral obligation to take down the material.
    6. Re:Good for Google by megaditto · · Score: 1

      To avoid being sued, Google promissed to make nice and promptly remove all of it at once!

      But unexpectedly they need a little time. Who would have seen that coming...

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    7. Re:Good for Google by megaditto · · Score: 1

      Agreed, it's totally out of control now. Until recently we had to wait 70 years for the work to go public, and it's just been extended even further thanks to Disney's lobbying efforts.

      And now consider that Thomas Jefferson suggested a creator protection term of just three years. But since he's no RIAA lawer, he clearly knew nothing about what's good for We the People?

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  43. Re:News For Nerds How??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just in case you haven't noticed, Slashdot is now a far left moonbat blog. The slash should be a backslash \. Watch this post. It will disappear in a few minutes. Left Opposing comments or insults to Pedophiles are stricken from the record.

  44. so the problem is the free market? by Dr+Kool,+PhD · · Score: 1

    What a bunch of idiots spending $3.50 for something "that only costs 10 in raw materials". That's outrageous, there should be laws against such idiocy. We should make economic freedom illegal.

  45. Rebuttal of Greenpeace by john82 · · Score: 1

    Sometimes it's difficult to rebut the kind of shoddy investigation that underpins such ecological or political protest as Greenpeace. Then again, one has to wonder whether such misinformation is the result of incompetence or outright lying to gain support. In the case of Greenpeace vs. Apple it seems Greenpeace lied.

    Apparently, sensationalist lies tend to generate more checks for the cause.

  46. okay, i'll just say it: by racecarj · · Score: 1

    screw the ethiopian farmers.

    screw starbucks too.

  47. I used to work for SBUX by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    I worked there 20 hours a week while doing contracting. Why? Benefits, paid vacation, and tax-free tips. They're a decent company.

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    1. Re:I used to work for SBUX by kbox · · Score: 1
      I worked there 20 hours a week while doing contracting.
      I spend more time than that in there a week waiting to order coffee.
  48. Mapped Video Link by gavinpquinn · · Score: 1

    This is tagged map of where the Video Takes Place: http://grapheety.com/?story=201&zoom=14. Enjoy.

  49. Re:No Good for Starbucks by lostatredrock · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What does that have to do with anything? From the intro to your post I was expecting some refute to the claim that Starbucks pays higher than market value for their coffee. Instead you offered a bunch of proof of the fact that the average Ethiopian is poor. How is that Starbuck's fault? They are not responsible for the welfare of the Ethiopian people, they do appear to be trying to help, but to use the fact that Ethiopians are poor as 'proof' of Starbucks not being socially responsible seems to be a bit of a stretch.

  50. 2.4mil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Those who can't do currency exchanges, $2.4mil equals 21,166,918.9452 in Ethiopian Birr.

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  51. Re:News For Nerds How??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I don't really see what this story has to do with news for nerds"

    Ummm, let me help you clarify what it has to do with Slashdot:

    1. Nerds drink coffee, lots of coffee.

    2. Nerds watch lots of video on youtube, lots of video.

  52. Re:No Good for Starbucks by mi · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "Above market" means lots of things, most of which don't make starbucks look very good once the general conditions in Ethiopia are added to the discussion.

    What would you rather they do instead? Stop buying Ethiopian coffee at all? Pay even more for the stuff grown in Ethiopia and thus attract even more growers to the already saturated market?

    If Oxfam were really concerned about the third-world farmers, they would've been making noise against Europe's farmer-subsidies, against the smaller-but-still-significant American ones, and against Japan's protectionism. Instead Oxfam goes against a prominent corporation — they are well aware of the shortness of the attention span of their contributors... Much easier to bash a corporation (especially an American one), than to be "against the small farmers", is not it?

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  53. The issue isn't even about the farmers! by fluffy99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The trademark and licensing issue isn't about the farmers at all. It's the ethiopian government trying to bilk Starbucks out of some extra money. That money will not go to the farmers, but will fund the ongoing wars. Kinda like blood diamonds....

    1. Re:The issue isn't even about the farmers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not far off.

      Basically, Oxfam is going to help Ethiopia's occupation of Samalia.

      Oxfam: propping-up the warlords who have made Somalia anarchic mess for the last 15 years.

  54. Re:No Good for Starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >"Above market" means lots of things, most of which don't make starbucks look very good once the general conditions in Ethiopia are added to the discussion.

    Starbucks only has to respond to Oxfam's purporting that Starbucks is into cheap-bastardry. They have done so. Since Oxfam only staged protests outside Starbucks and not any other coffee store means Oxfam only cares if Starbucks is cheap. Since they are not (they pay more than normal) Oxfam is therefore wrong.

    Here's a comparison: Let's pretend company X pays it's workers $8 per hour in the US. A low wage, to be sure. However, companies A through W pay an average of $6.15 per hour. Even lower! Now, a set of people, let's call them Y, step into the picture. They stand outside company X and accuse them of paying ridiculously low wages! Anyone with a brain would see the predicament Y has stepped into: They have accused the best paying company of being the worst! Y should have investigated better and protested the company paying $2.13 per hour.

    Well, guess that, Oxfam did what Y did. They didn't bother doing the math and instead targeted whoever is biggest. That's just sheer stupidity and has ensured that Oxfam is on my list of never-donates (along with PeTA [animal death freezer] and the Canadian Legion [poppy trademark bullshit, freedom my ass!]). Hopefully that lady that said she'd never go to Starbucks IF Oxfam was right now will instead never donate to Oxfam.

  55. Re:No Good for Starbucks by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful
    If Oxfam were really concerned about the third-world farmers, they would've been making noise against Europe's farmer-subsidies, against the smaller-but-still-significant American ones, and against Japan's protectionism.

    I think they'd be going after non-shade-growing coffee farmers, since they're the ones who created the oversupply in the coffee market. As a bonus, they could get a greenpeace tie-in, since removing the shade plants has devastated the biota in many locations.

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  56. Re:Probably a non story-More of a Rant. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
    It is very difficult to own your own head, takes years of serious effort.

    Amen to that. I can't find a citation but I'm told that Ben Franklin once said or wrote "nine tenths of all men are living suicides". I couldn't agree more. Most people might as well be dead for all the enjoyment and just plain living they get out of life. Grind 9-5 so that you can come home and grind on the weekends too? Fuck that. I have a 9-5, actually, but it's usually not horribly strenuous (although dealing with some of the people here can be downright sickening, let alone tiring) and I'm working my way to somewhere. Preferably out of the country before the USD collapses completely.

    Most Starbucks coffee is mediocre. Any speciality roaster should just kill them for quality. In my little town even Thrifty's, a supermarket chain, has better coffee.

    Interesting, out here Thrifty's is a drug store, although I think they bought or were bought by Long's or something, and they're all called Long's now? Maybe that was Vessey's, I can't remember.

    But it's totally true! Actually even trader joe's has better coffee on the shelf than you can get at starfucks. My lady and I like the Cafe Pajaro, which has a picture of a couple of parrots on it.

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  57. cry me a river by Imazalil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1) You do realize that ( at least to my knowledge ) just about all Starbucks are franchises. That means that independent business types approach Starbucks to open shops wherever they open shops, sure Starbucks could be a good samaritan and turn people down, but the fact remains that people approach Starbucks to open stores. Yeah it sucks that some very good and unique coffee shops go under because Starbucks moves into the neighborhood, but it is the local people that vote with their wallets, don't like Starbucks don't buy their stuff, convince people to support the local shops, in essence you only have your neighbours to blame.

    2) What larger chain isn't pushing cards, don't like'em don't use'em, and tell your friends/relatives to not get them.

    3) Sure only if you buy into the conformity - again don't go to Starbucks if you don't like them. Some people like to walk into a shop in Anytown USA and get a consistent brew of coffee and environment.

    4) Again see 1 & 3, just go and support your own local shop with their 'art' or just go visit a local art gallery or artist run center.

    5) Boo hoo cry me a river, don't like the price don't use the product, coffee isn't exactly an essential service you know.

    6) Damn straight, and it's on the backs of you 'but they are an evil large chain and hurt the local shops and artists who I choose not to support' types.

    1. Re:cry me a river by Triv · · Score: 2, Interesting

      1) You do realize that ( at least to my knowledge ) just about all Starbucks are franchises.


      No, they're not. It's the other way around - some Starbucks are franchises, like those in bookstores or in malls, but the rest of the stores aren't.



      Triv

    2. Re:cry me a river by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      I don't have a problem with Starbucks opening up on every street corner. I have a problem with them all looking the same. Use some creativity people! That is what used to draw people to coffee shops. Now it's just so people can get their 'Bucks fix.

    3. Re:cry me a river by fortunada · · Score: 1
      1) You do realize that
      ...this is a corporate strategy for growth on Starbucks part. And no, most stores are company owned. In the U.S. there are 5,668 company stores vs. 3168 joint-venture & licensed stores. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starbucks/

      1. Saturate an area with Starbucks franchises.

      2a. Use their volume purchasing power and narrow margins to make profits,

      2b. while (hopefully) squeezing out the local competition.

      3. If necessary, sacrifice superflous franchisees to corporate owned stores when domination is complete.
    4. Re:cry me a river by seriesrover · · Score: 1

      They do it for a reason - if you don't like it you're free to start up a coffee shop that has super cheap coffee with every store looking like some wack job (and in the process completely destroying any brand identity).

    5. Re:cry me a river by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      You do realize that ( at least to my knowledge ) just about all Starbucks are franchises.

      Incorrect. Only a small fraction of Starbucks locations are franchises. (And those franchises are only held by 'master concessionaire' I.E. large food service organizations at airports, ballparks, etc... etc...). Local 'neighborhood' Starbucks are company owned.
    6. Re:cry me a river by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      (Sarcasm) Ya, because when companies do this it destroys all Brand Identity (End Sarcasm)

    7. Re:cry me a river by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      Here in the UK, we had a chain called the Berni Inn. It was founded in 1955, and was very successful for about 30 years, and now no longer exists (in name, although most are still around but rebranded as Beefeaters). Bernis did not sell particularly good food, but they did a couple of things that, at the time, were quite novel. They had the same menu (with the same prices) in every restaurant, and they had roughly the same quality everywhere. This meant that, when travelling, you had two choices of place to eat; the Berni, with known quality and price, or another restaurant with unknown quality and price. The other restaurant could have been much better, but you wouldn't know this until after you had eaten there. A huge number of people ate at them for exactly this reason. Starbucks is similar; they don't make great coffee, but they make acceptable coffee which is likely to taste exactly the same wherever you are. You may be lucky with a local place (if you are ever in Salt Lake City, for example, I would thoroughly recommend the Salt Lake Roasting Company next to the public library), but you might not, and so it's safer not to gamble.

      In the corporate world, this same need is met by the ISO 9000 family of certifications. They don't say you will make a good product, just that you have a process in place that lets you guarantee that next year's product will be of the same quality as this year's.

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    8. Re:cry me a river by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting. I've heard of Starbucks, been to Starbucks, hell, seen several Starbucks in my town (Over a half million people here, 3 million in the neighbouring city), nevermind hundreds elsewhere.

      While I've heard of Fry's Electronics, I've never seen nor been to one. And I've driven through, hmmm, at least a dozen US states.

      So, who is really the right one here?

    9. Re:cry me a river by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      2a. Use their volume purchasing power and narrow margins to make profits,

      This would make sense, if they were underselling the competition, WalMart-style. Except they're not. In most places I've been to, Starbucks actually charges more for an equivalent product than the independent shops.

      I don't doubt that Starbucks probably is using their size to buy product in bulk, but they're evidently just absorbing that advantage as increased profit -- they're not using it as a selling point to draw in customers.

      If you want to get into why Starbucks has been so successful in driving out the independent shops, you're going to have to look at some more subtle explanations than just buying in bulk and undercutting other stores based on price. Coffee isn't a fungible good; people shop for things other than price, and Starbucks understands this. In fact, they've succeeded despite being thoroughly uncompetitive both in terms of product quality and price.

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    10. Re:cry me a river by drsquare · · Score: 1

      People used to go to coffee shops because they looked different? Funny I thought they went for the coffee. Most of the old ones looked the same anyway, i.e. red and white chequed curtains, plastic chairs, ugly old boot behind the counter.

    11. Re:cry me a river by AuntieC · · Score: 1

      just about all Starbucks are franchises.

      Starbucks does not franchise. In instances where they want a presence but can't because a master concessionaire owns the rights (your friendly neighborhood international airport is an example) they will license the name and concept, and we're still not talking about independent businessmen here (unless you count companies like HMS Host or Albertson's as small businesses).

      it sucks that some very good and unique coffee shops go under because Starbucks moves into the neighborhood

      Does this actually happen? I've seen very little to suggest that the arrival of a Starbucks drives cafes out of business, but rather the Green Mermaid comes in with the education and advertising and actually defines a market segment that smaller businesses offering better product can build upon.

      Admittedly, I'm basing this on my own casual reading and experience. I've been flipping through Google News to find the few articles I've read recently that are packed with quotes from independent operators stating what I did in the previous paragraph. Alas, I've been up for way too long due to work issues and my Google-fu is weak.

      One thing I do know from personal experience when I lived in the Bay Area was that one local cafe owner in my neighborhood shrieked a blue streak about a Starbucks down the street eventually putting her little operation out of business. Oh, the unfairness! Small mom-n-pop pushed out by the corporate Satan!

      Never mind the fact that her cafe was often filthy, filled with ancient pastries and served cups with the weakest shot pulls anywhere. But remembering that, it's made me wonder if perhaps those small cafes that went out of business had bigger problems than a Starbucks opening up around the corner?

      don't go to Starbucks if you don't like them

      But... but... what will we rage against then? :)

    12. Re:cry me a river by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      Fry's is a warehouse electronics store that sells everything from refrigerators and laundry machines to computers to home theater sound systems. They are so big that they can't be on every street corner.

    13. Re:cry me a river by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      You are wrong. Starbucks doesn't sell franchises. All Starbucks stores are directly owned by Starbucks (with the exception of Starbucks in bookstores and supermarkets, which are owned by the bookstore or supermarket chain. Starbucks corporate directly chooses where to put stores.

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  58. Re:News For Nerds How??!! by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "This isn't a tech issue or anything, who cares about Starbucks public relations operations or their corporate policies? So they and Oxfam are having a pissing match, big whoop."

    a.) Lots of nerds care about what happens to Starbucks.
    b.) They used YouTube.

    Slashdot isn't always going to have news you're interested in. Sorry.

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  59. Re:The reason this was posted by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    "That's the funniest thing I've heard this week."

    It's not that funny to those of us that have developed a taste for Raktajino.

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  60. Re:No Good for Starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All nations, large and small, need to insure their domestic food production. It is a profound national security issue, as well as a local economy issue. Once that is accomplished you can talk about alleged and so called "free trade".

    One of the primary functions of "governments" is to protect it's people. The word protect is clear there. And that means as many as they can, not just the wallets of the top 1%. Ethiopia is well within their rights to try and protect their farmers as much as possible, injcluding protecting their trademarks and other IP which is at the heart of this issue. Exactly the same as the US or the various nations in the EU should.

    It is clear that relying on foreign energy sources is not the smoothest move in the world, so when it comes to food, even if it is just coffee, it should be even more clear.

  61. If Oxfam can't defend itself in response by artifex2004 · · Score: 1

    ...then I have to wonder about the veracity of their other claims, and necessarily also wonder whether their organization is performing adequately in the interests of its donors.

    Seriously, if they bungle assertions that they know will be examined in the court of public opinion, how likely could it be that decisions are also being made with bad information or not even that, behind the scenes, where there is no oversight?

    1. Re:If Oxfam can't defend itself in response by Watson+Ladd · · Score: 2, Informative

      What did they bungle? If you just watched the two videos you have no idea who is telling the truth. But the Guardian published a story confirming Oxfam's position.

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  62. Why "fair trade" is a horrible concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
    What about Fairtrade? Its aim is to address "the injustice of low prices" by guaranteeing that producers receive a fair price "however unfair the conventional market is", according to FLO International's website. In essence, it means paying producers an above-market "Fairtrade" price for their produce, provided they meet particular labour and production standards. In the case of coffee, for example, Fairtrade farmers receive a minimum of $1.26 per pound for their coffee, or $0.05 above the market price if it exceeds that floor. This premium is passed back to the producers to spend on development programmes. The market for Fairtrade products is much smaller than that for organic products, but is growing much faster: it increased by 37% to reach 1.1 billion ($1.4 billion) in 2005. Who could object to that?

    Economists, for a start. The standard economic argument against Fairtrade goes like this: the low price of commodities such as coffee is due to overproduction, and ought to be a signal to producers to switch to growing other crops. Paying a guaranteed Fairtrade premium--in effect, a subsidy--both prevents this signal from getting through and, by raising the average price paid for coffee, encourages more producers to enter the market. This then drives down the price of non-Fairtrade coffee even further, making non-Fairtrade farmers poorer. Fairtrade does not address the basic problem, argues Tim Harford, author of "The Undercover Economist" (2005), which is that too much coffee is being produced in the first place. Instead, it could even encourage more production.

    Mr Bretman of FLO International disagrees. In practice, he says, farmers cannot afford to diversify out of coffee when the price falls. Fairtrade producers can use the premiums they receive to make the necessary investments to diversify into other crops. But surely the price guarantee actually reduces the incentive to diversify?

    Another objection to Fairtrade is that certification is predicated on political assumptions about the best way to organise labour. In particular, for some commodities (including coffee) certification is available only to co-operatives of small producers, who are deemed to be most likely to give workers a fair deal when deciding how to spend the Fairtrade premium. Coffee plantations or large family firms cannot be certified. Mr Bretman says the rules vary from commodity to commodity, but are intended to ensure that the Fairtrade system helps those most in need. Yet limiting certification to co-ops means "missing out on helping the vast majority of farm workers, who work on plantations," says Mr Wille of the Rainforest Alliance, which certifies producers of all kinds.

    Guaranteeing a minimum price also means there is no incentive to improve quality, grumble coffee-drinkers, who find that the quality of Fairtrade brews varies widely. Again, the Rainforest Alliance does things differently. It does not guarantee a minimum price or offer a premium but provides training, advice and better access to credit. That consumers are often willing to pay more for a product with the RA logo on it is an added bonus, not the result of a formal subsidy scheme; such products must still fend for themselves in the marketplace. "We want farmers to have control of their own destinies, to learn to market their products in these competitive globalised markets, so they are not dependent on some NGO," says Mr Wille.

    But perhaps the most cogent objection to Fairtrade is that it is an inefficient way to get money to poor producers. Retailers add their own enormous mark-ups to Fairtrade products and mislead consumers into thinking that all of the premium they are paying is passed on. Mr Harford calculates that only 10% of the premium paid for Fairtrade coffee in a coffee bar trickles down to the producer. Fairtrade coffee, like the organic produce sold in supermarkets, is used by retailers as a means of identifying price-insensitive consumers who will pay more, he says.

    As with organic food, the Fairtrade movement is unde

    1. Re:Why "fair trade" is a horrible concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Economics isn't about prices.

    2. Re:Why "fair trade" is a horrible concept by WaZiX · · Score: 1

      Well those arguments are easily debatable at best. First of all the market for Coffee is in a sort of Oligopsony, where producers don't have much to say and the large buyers can set the price, quantity and quality demanded. Coffee producers don't chose the company who buys them their beans, the exporters chose them! There is also a total asymmetry of information, where 99% of the producers have no idea how their market actually work. Also, the main problem with the coffee trade are the absolutely ridiculous margins the exporters get out of their business. "Fair trade" producers on their own are marginal in the market, but their existence have huge impacts on corporate responsibility. The real benefit of "fair trade" agencies is that people are starting to care, and maybe just maybe the margins will drop with a few cents and help develop third world economies.

      And it's quite funny that Mr Harford points out that those are indirect subsidies, knowing the tens of billions of dollars/euros/pounds/Yen that developed countries' subsidies cost developing countries every year.

      Those arguments are typical of economic theories, where such things as public perception or corporate responsibility pressures are completely set aside.

      PS: Please don't see in me a "anti-globalisation and anti-corporate type", I just believe that the benefits of globalisations should be slightly better distributed amongst the production chain.

    3. Re:Why "fair trade" is a horrible concept by shilly · · Score: 1

      The standard economic argument happens to be a bunch of shite. People will pay extra for a product for all sorts of reasons, and these may have to do with intangible factors (including a nice warm feeling inside just as much as rational, objective, factors (which incidentally may be nothing of the sort). Two examples: lots of people will pay extra for a black MacBook rather than have a white one; and a Vuitton suitcase is priced the way it is because of the brand, not because it is so much better than a cheap white-label alternative at carrying your luggage. Why am I stupidly distorting the market by choosing a pricier coffee for an intangible reason, and not in the case of computers or bags?

    4. Re:Why "fair trade" is a horrible concept by runemail · · Score: 1

      I like this program better than the "fairtrade" programs for coffee:

      http://www.cupofexcellence.org/

      "The Cup of Excellence program builds the bridge between the high quality farmer, the high quality trade and eventually the consumer who finds coffees he truly loves and at the same time knows that the farmer has been well compensated.

      Cup of Excellence builds international relationships in many forms. It creates a situation where cooperation is the key to success, where appreciation is the mantra and where friendships and lasting partnerships are built. It is one of the few programs that puts its main focus on individual empowerment, training and education with no consideration of gender or economic status."

      If you just want to buy a better consciousness you should send your money to the red cross rather than your local wal-mart. With the cup of exellence program you can track your beans back to the actual farmer, like you can with good wine.

    5. Re:Why "fair trade" is a horrible concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're missing another important objection: Fairtrade encourages farmers to grow coffee instead of subsistence crops.

  63. I hate to repeat myself but: by DarrylKegger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Step 1. Convince humans to grant me the legal rights of a natural person.

    Step 2. Leverage my ability to never die and to farm the responsibilities for my actions out to replaceable 'employees'

    Step 3. Become the dominant organisation to such an overwhelming extent that the majority of humans don't even consider the idea that my powers are illegitimate.

    Step 4. profit!!! (no, really)

    1. Re:I hate to repeat myself but: by maxume · · Score: 1

      For fun, compare and contrast corporations with gpled source code, as artificial legal entities.

      Also, profit isn't evil, which you at least verge on implying; it's what happens when two people get what they want, for less than it would have taken them to get it some other way.

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    2. Re:I hate to repeat myself but: by DarrylKegger · · Score: 1

      For fun, compare and contrast corporations with gpled source code, as artificial legal entities.

      why would i want to do tht? doesnt sound like much fun and seems irrelevant; perhaps you can enlighten me?

      Also, profit isn't evil, which you at least verge on implying;

      Really? I thought I was arguing the opposite. What I want to see is humans getting what they want rather than overly-powerful corporations.

    3. Re:I hate to repeat myself but: by maxume · · Score: 1

      At the moment, corporations are eventually owned by people, and much of the profit goes to them.
      It certainly ends up going to fewer people.

      As far as the gpl thing, /. is very very pro gpl and very very anti corporation, so it is fun to point out even a superficial similarity.

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    4. Re:I hate to repeat myself but: by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      At the moment, corporations are generally owned by old people, who live in Florida, and while they don't actively hate their children, they don't much care about their futures. "Whoah! There's a SquareDance tonight in the Olde-Community-Hall, we'll have to go to it after we have some Authentic(tm) Home-Cooking(tm) at the Cracker Barrel(tm)."

    5. Re:I hate to repeat myself but: by DarrylKegger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It would be naive to think that the shareholders are 'holding the reins' of large corporations. The decisions the shareholders make are as much subject to the evolutionary force of capitalism as any other facet of a companies operation. The optimist view is that ultimately consumers will punish companies that treat people badly. Of course in reality much pain is often inflicted before anything can be done about it; Enron being a good example. The skeptical/pessimistic view can go as far as viewing all corporations/governments/non democratic-institutions as merely agents of the current meta-rules by which all organisations, that is cultural organisms (c.o.r.g's--think that'd fly as a meme?), are governed and that the long-term picture is that of an ever increasing densification(cromulent!?) of power in all of its un/known forms. Where I sit on that spectrum usually depends on my mood;)

      As far as the gpl thing, /. is very very pro gpl and very very anti corporation, so it is fun to point out even a superficial similarity.

      I disagree; I posted my comment because most of the +4 Insightful comments already present in the discussion were pro-starbucks and I thought I should inject some anti-corporate sentiment into it.

    6. Re:I hate to repeat myself but: by bloobloo · · Score: 1

      If by "fewer people" you mean "pension funds so that retirement is possible for the majority of people" then I'll agree with you.

    7. Re:I hate to repeat myself but: by maxume · · Score: 1

      Really? I consider pension funds the biggest accounting disaster of the 20th century. The big three are screwed now(and not 25 years ago) because each year they wrote down "will pay pensions later", but didn't treat it as a cost. All of the sudden those costs are so huge they have no freaken idea how to handle them; throw in a great competitor(Toyota) and some other management problems, and the midwest is a shell of its old self.

      I don't have any problems with corporations, they enable things that simply would never be done by individuals (Google needed some way to finance hiring all those people, becoming a corporation worked great, Larry, Sergei and Eric are still pretty much in charge).

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    8. Re:I hate to repeat myself but: by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      I have to question these...

      Step 1. Convince humans to grant me the legal rights of a natural person.
      What rights? Freedom of association? Freedom of religion? Trial by jury? Please explain to me how human rights have been extended to the concept of the corporation?

      Step 2. Leverage my ability to never die and to farm the responsibilities for my actions out to replaceable 'employees'
      Class aciton lawsuits are brought against corporations/companies. Criminal law is for the officers of corporations. Different systems for different crimes. As slashdotters typically point out, things like copyright infringment aren't crimes BTW, but civil proceedings.

      Step 3. Become the dominant organisation to such an overwhelming extent that the majority of humans don't even consider the idea that my powers are illegitimate.
      Personification of a non-living thing is always so cool! Historically mankind has always been subject to some form of authority -- being it religious theorcracy, feudalism, enlightened despotism, or modern day republics and consititutional monarchies. Corporations can't buy or enslave people, they can't write laws, they can't imprison people. They're organised entities to allow consolidation of effort to advance the production of goods and services -- THAT'S IT. Thanks to the glories of capitalism I can become part owner of these companies too. The safeguards against corporations are numerous: governments, trade pacts and treaties, shareholders, the buying power of consumers. Aside from the pacts & treaties, I have direct influence over 3 of the 4 levers.

      Step 4. profit!!! (no, really)
      Unless you're a communist, there is no reason to consider profit wrong. Its the most effective motivator to progress in human history.

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    9. Re:I hate to repeat myself but: by bloobloo · · Score: 1

      I guess it depends on your scheme - my company's pension is significantly in the black so if it has been well managed it can be okay.

  64. The real facts? By all means! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Also, America's National Coffee Association was responsible for requesting that the trademarks not be honored, not Starbucks.

    Why yes, let us look at the real facts. Please forgive the next paragraph, which is necessary to foil the fucking retarded lameness filter.

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    http://www.ncausa.org/i4a/pages/Index.cfm?pageID=3 71">

    Officers:
    Chairman: Joseph Apuzzo, Jr.,Armenia Coffee Corp.

    Vice Chairman: Jonathan T. Feuer,L.M. Zuckerman & Co., Inc.
    Secretary & Treasurer: Thomas D. Westfeldt, Westfeldt Brothers, Inc.
    Robert F. Nelson, President & CEO, National Coffee Association

    Board Members:

    Ernesto Alvarez, Coex Coffee Group
    Steve Broughton, Wal*Mart Stores, Inc.
    David B. Dallis, Dallis Coffee
    Henry Dunlop, Atlantic (USA) Inc.
    Richard Emanuele, Coffee America (USA) Corp.
    JoséGaviña, F. Gaviña & Sons, Inc..
    Linda Harelick, Kraft Foods North America
    Dub Hay, Starbucks Coffee Company
    James Kaloyanides, New England Coffee Company
    Douglas A. McGraw, Procter & Gamble
    Jim Nolan, Sara Lee Foodservice
    Sergio C. Pereira, Cacique International, USA, Inc.
    Kevin Petrie, Nestlé USA
    Barbara A. Roth, Eight O'Clock Coffee Company
    John C. Santos, Jr., Brown Brothers Harriman & Co.
    Oscar L. Schaps,Hencorp Becstone Futures, LLC
    Klaas van der Kaaij, Rothfos Corporation

    Executive Committee

    Chairman: Joseph Apuzzo, Jr., Armenia Coffee Corp.
    Vice Chairman: Jonathan T. Feuer,L.M. Zuckerman & Co., Inc.
    Secretary/Treasurer: Thomas D.Westfeldt, Westfeldt Brothers, Inc.
    Steve Broughton, Wal*Mart Stores, Inc.
    Dub Hay, Starbucks Coffee Company
    Robert F. Nelson, President & CEO, National Coffee Association
    John C. Santos, Jr., Brown Brothers Harriman & Co.

    Convention

    Chairman: Kevin O’Reilly,Balzac Bros. & Co. Inc.
    Chris Burger, Fres-co System USA
    Jeff Clark, Curwood Inc.
    David Dallis, Dallis Coffee.
    Bruce Goldsmith, Baronet Coffee
    Brian Parker, Dunkin' Brands, Inc.
    Jane Phillips McCabe, Tea & Coffee Trade Journal
    Grace Mena, Deli Café

    Government Affairs

    Chairman: Dub Hay,Starbucks Coffee Company
    Ernesto Alvarez, Coex Coffee International
    Abigail Blunt, Altria Corporate Services, Inc.
    William Cortner, Procter & Gamble
    John DeMuria, Volcafé USA
    Richard Emanuele, Coffee America (USA) Corp
    Robert Fazzolare, Kraft Foods, Inc.
    Wanda Herndon, Starbucks Coffee Company
    Louise Hilsen, Nestlé USA
    Scott Miller, Procter & Gamble
    Lori Otto, Starbucks Coffee Company
    Kevin Petrie, Nestlé USA
    Rolly Prager, Nestlé USA
    Gary Stopka, Sara Lee Coffee & Tea Foodservice
    Michael Vellucci, Brown Brothers Harriman & Co
    George Vukasin, Jr., Peerless Coffee Co

    Information & Education

    Chairman: James Cleaves,Dunkin' Brands, Inc.
    Marcia Brashear, S & D Coffee
    Kimbe

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  65. Is Starbucks Astroturfing slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    I find it incredible the number of pro-starbucks replies to this that say "their a decent company, blah, blah, blah" mainly because they pay health insurance and claim to pay more to farmers.

    As another poster above has said the idea of fair-trade commodities has been around for a while and Oxfam have been very important to its promotion. If Starbucks are so socially committed they should put put themselves to the small trouble to get accredited and be able to show the world someone apart from their PR department agrees with their analysis.

    As to their treatment of US based staff - shouldn't you be attacking those who don't provide basic rights rather than praising those that do?

    Also, we hate Starbucks as they are another example of the homogenisation of the world by the bland and vacuous. They also have a huge advertising budget.

    1. Re:Is Starbucks Astroturfing slashdot by ductonius · · Score: 1
      As to their treatment of US based staff - shouldn't you be attacking those who don't provide basic rights rather than praising those that do?

      Those two are contra-positive.

      the homogenisation of the world by the bland and vacuous.

      What's wrong with homogenization? It's consistent and efficient. It creates useful certainties. That's what people want. They want to focus on those things they know will yeld results. They dont want to have to waste time figuring out how to get the cup of coffee they want (ironic that we're talking about Starbucks here).

      Is it bland? Tastes fine to me. Is it vacuous?... umm... well... *checks dictionary*... not really, it's just empty of things other than the product. Who the hell savors the subtle culinary nuances of local spiced coffee while slogging to Calc 101 at 8:30am? I never. I wanted I.V. caffeine and an extra-large double-double was as close as it got. The 'extras' were never a factor and wouldn't have been no matter which city I lived in.

      They also have a huge advertising budget.

      Nobody is forced to obey advertising. If people really don't want something, they won't buy it.
    2. Re:Is Starbucks Astroturfing slashdot by plumby · · Score: 1

      Whether Starbucks are right or wrong, the tone of the article is quite clearly Astroturfing (or at least written by a sycophant) - you just need to look at the emotive language of the intro - "Starbucks video calmly addresses the Oxfam allegations", ", the move on Starbucks' part comes off as unmistakably in touch with today's communication modes and methods".

    3. Re:Is Starbucks Astroturfing slashdot by emmastory · · Score: 1

      Yes, I think you're entirely correct. "Astroturf" was the first thing that came to mind when I read that summary. There's also the fact that the submitter's link is to marketing company's weblog. "Today's communication modes and methods" indeed.

    4. Re:Is Starbucks Astroturfing slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Who the hell savors the subtle culinary nuances of local spiced coffee while slogging to Calc 101 at 8:30am?


      First off, real geeks never take an section of anything before 10am as it impedes the ability to consistently hack until 4am. Secondly, you should be at least up to partial diffeqs by now, ya friggin' wuss!
  66. Re:Probably a non story-More of a Rant. by spun · · Score: 1

    My advice, find a local coffee roaster that knows what they are doing (most don't). Ask what kind of roaster they use. (Dietrich is good) Ask how they store and sort their beans (sorted before and after roasting to remove clinkers, stored in a cool dry location before roasting and in airtight containers (with a vent, coffee outgasses like crazy after roasting) after. Ask about their beans, whether they are estate grown, shade grown, fair trade, etc. At the first sign that they don't know what you are talking about, leave.

    Now, ask for their freshest beans. Try to get some that have just been roasted. Whole bean only. The difference will amaze you, it's like you are drinking an entirely different beverage. The difference between good gourmet coffee and bad gourmet coffee is actually greater than the difference between gourmet coffee and truck stop coffee.

    Most of the complex varietal flavor in coffee comes from the gasses trapped in the beans. These escape withing two days, or about an hour after grinding. So if you want the absolute ultimate cup of coffee, buy some green beans (any good roaster will let you buy green beans) and roast them yourelf. Use a cast iron skillet and stir with a wooden spoon, on the highest heat your stove is capable of. When the beans are a shade or two lighter than you normally like them, pour the beans into another heat-proof container and toss them around a bit to cool them. They will continue to darken as they cool. If you like that, there are personal roasters you can buy for under $150 US that make the process much easier.

    Starbucks roast their beans too dark, don't take enough care sorting clinkers, and their coffee is a week old by the time it even gets to the stores. It is NOT good coffee.

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  67. Re:News For Nerds How??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To hell with relevancy, we need ad impressions!

  68. Re:The reason this was posted by Lithdren · · Score: 1

    "blood coffee" Favored among Klingons actually.

    There, now this story is geeky.
  69. Starbucks and Oxfam had been working together by iambarry · · Score: 2, Informative

    Strangely, Oxfam and Starbucks had been working together on Fair Trade up until October of 2004 - see : http://www.oxfamamerica.org/newsandpublications/pr ess_releases/archive2002/art3007.html

    There's even some allegation that Oxfam stopped working with Starbucks due to political pressure ( see http://society.guardian.co.uk/charitymanagement/st ory/0,,1430638,00.html )

    1. Re:Starbucks and Oxfam had been working together by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Except it didn't end due to political pressure as the article makes clear.

      It also makes it clear that Starbucks are not the most "Fairtrade" around as some here suggest.

    2. Re:Starbucks and Oxfam had been working together by Kelz · · Score: 1

      Anyone else find it amazing that a news story mostly dealing with Starbucks can go back to religious zealotry so quickly?

  70. Right! [Brilliant] by joe_n_bloe · · Score: 1

    So, say the Ethiopian Board of Coffee doesn't like a farmer, I mean hell, there's a lot of problems in that area, it'd be pretty easy to pick some farmers you don't like, whoever the new gov't is, and put a lot of people out of work.

    Living and producing your wine in the Burgundy region isn't enough to allow you to sell wine called Burgundy. Who's to say that the French government doesn't put the thumb on individual vintners? It wouldn't take much imagination.

    And then who's to say that beans trademarked Ethiopian "Sidamo" would actually come from Sidamo? There's no requirement that "Kentucky Fried Chicken" come from Kentucky.

    It does nothing for consumers or growers, but it would do some corrupt government officials and generals some good. Anyway, my $.02.

  71. Starbucks QA by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I hear this business about "burnt" beans all the time, but I have to wonder if they do it because their customers like the product? There are certainly many alternatives to Starbucks (which I use whenever possible)...

    As to QA, this just isn't so. My son did his internship at the Starbucks roasting facility in Auburn, WA, an operation that is highly computer controlled (so they do know exactly how they are roasting the beans), they have an extensive QA program. So, if the coffee sucks, it's because they like it that way (!!!).

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    1. Re:Starbucks QA by bladesjester · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, if the coffee sucks, it's because they like it that way

      Actually, a lot of people who constantly go to Starbucks do it because it's the cool thing to do. They do it because it's what everyone else is doing since they don't want to be left out. Starbucks is more about "brand" than coffee anymore.

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    2. Re:Starbucks QA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem isn't with the beans or their degree of roasting, but those damn percolators. They cook out most of the flavour and aroma (hence the "burntness"). I suggest buying the beans and a $15 French press; you'll be able to make far superior coffee to anything Starbucks can prepare in the store. Also, insist that they open a fresh bag of beans. It won't make much difference to the crapachino drinkers, but it makes a world of difference if you're making it properly at home.

    3. Re:Starbucks QA by spun · · Score: 1

      Well, the clinker issue is different from roast control. I know Starbucks is pretty good at maintaining a consistent roast, but finding clinkers is only something that can be done on a small scale by experienced individuals. The best farms do a good job of pre-sorting, and the best distributers do another round of sorting, but the best roasters do two more: one before roasting and one after. I'd be willing to bet that Starbucks does sort, but I'd also be willing to bet they only sort out twigs and pebbles before roasting. You can only sort clinkers when using the batch method, continuous methods such as all large scale commercial roasters use do not lend themselves to pawing through beans looking for off-colored ones. In fact, Cooks Illustrated did a coffee comparison, counting the number of clinkers per pound as well as testing to see if people could taste a difference. People can, and Starbucks coffee did not have the lowest ratio of clinkers of the coffee tested.

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    4. Re:Starbucks QA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So they're the iPod of the coffee world?

    5. Re:Starbucks QA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You're a slow one.

      "That comment almost made you spit your latte out over your PowerBook at Starbucks, didn't it?" - /. user

    6. Re:Starbucks QA by Zardoz44 · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to dispute the poser-mentality, but I'm agreeing with the GP. *I* go to Starbucks for their bitter black coffee. Growing up in a world of Tim Horton's double-doubles and gas-station coffees, black Starbucks blends are gourmet. Screw the mocha lattes. I'm talking black coffee, no dairy, no sugar. Even after trying fair-trade shops, mom&pop shops, etc..., Starbucks still does it best, consistently. After trying to get a good cup of coffee from Gloria Jeans (and others) in Oz, I broke down and went to Starbucks for a good reliable cup.

      Some people say the beans are burnt. But some people say that Islay single malt is $hite. I'm not one of those people.

    7. Re:Starbucks QA by el_yabanjin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah, young people these days. Some of use who finished university while Clinton was still screwing around recall life before Starbucks, when coffee was hot brown water. Then coffee shops started to open in college towns, and the people did rejoice, but they found that the coffee shops were overpriced and carried the baggage of snooty arrogant patrons, making entering a coffee shop feel like walking into a new unfamiliar bar (though with lower levels of threat to life an dlimb); the mom-and-pop was hit or miss in quality and atmosphere. Then Starbucks came and provided a standard quality and atmosphere. Pooh-pooh it all you like, but Starbucks meets the needs of many people, espsecially those who recall life before Starbucks. In Japan, where rich dark coffee has long been common in small coffee shops, Starbucks brings a lower price, larger servings, more choices, typically a better atmosphere (modern, lit, no velvet-lined chairs, no dust around the windows), and--the real innovation--no pressure (e.g., dirty looks, unbidden cups of water) to get the hell out because you're taking up valuable real estate by overstaying. It's new here and spreading, so people become comfortable with and loyal to it. Some people (often college kids and recent grads, as I was once) disdain Starbucks because it is Big Coffee, a corporation, evil incarnate. However, it's just a company. It hypes "social responsibility" because that appeals to certain customers willing to pay much money for a basically cheap beverage; it's probably also an effective way to preempt vocal eco-/anticapitalist shakedown groups. Many people are also willing to buy bogus moral superiority through "fair trade" no matter the economics and the results (e.g., paying people to keep using hand looms to crank out overpriced cotton cloth, thus sometimes locking people into inefficient old technologies). If you don't like Starbucks, just don't go.

    8. Re:Starbucks QA by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Naturally, no Slashdot discussion would be complete without an elitist comment such as yours.

      Please, educate me on how everyone is a sheep, except for you. I so enjoy reading it.

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    9. Re:Starbucks QA by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Actually, a lot of people who constantly go to Starbucks do it because it's the cool thing to do. They do it because it's what everyone else is doing since they don't want to be left out. Starbucks is more about "brand" than coffee anymore.

      Actually, a lot of people shun Starbucks and talk about "real coffee" do it because it's the cool thing to do. They do it because it's what everyone else is doing since they don't want to be left out. Being an anti-Starbucks coffee snob is more about "brand" than coffee anymore.

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    10. Re:Starbucks QA by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1
      The problem isn't with the beans or their degree of roasting, but those damn percolators.

      Who the hell uses percolators anymore? Do they even sell them?

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    11. Re:Starbucks QA by the_weasel · · Score: 1

      Amen to that, my fellow Canadian! Starbucks coffee is fantastic when you were weaned on the teat of Tim Hortons.

      Tim Hortons coffee has one single redeeming property, however. You can get it ANYWHERE in Canada. I mean anywhere at all - a town of 2000 people 500 km from nowhere in the middle of the prairies has a Tim Hortons.

      As someone who drove coast to coast across Canada more times than he can count, there was always two things I could count on, CBC radio and Tim Hortons coffee.

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    12. Re:Starbucks QA by staeiou · · Score: 1

      Actually, a lot of people who constantly go to Starbucks do it because it's the cool thing to do. They do it because it's what everyone else is doing since they don't want to be left out. Starbucks is more about "brand" than coffee anymore.

      Not totally true. If it was the only reason, my 56 year-old mother wouldn't go to Starbucks every morning before work. Just like with chain stores or fast-food restaurants, the consistency is what matters, not the quality of either the product or the brand. We all know that Starbucks will serve the same, mediocre (not awful, but not great) cup of coffee whenever and wherever you want in under 5 minutes. Same with me: I go to local places when I'm at home, but when I'm out of town and with no locals, I eat at chains.

      And back on topic, good job to Starbucks for responding appropriately. They didn't launch a faux-grassroots campaign, they didn't try and discredit Oxfam as a whole. They simply rebutted the attacks from the same medium they were launched.

    13. Re:Starbucks QA by tbo · · Score: 1

      Tim Hortons coffee has one single redeeming property, however. You can get it ANYWHERE in Canada.

      Except downtown Vancouver. I think there's only one Tim Horton's in the city. Starbucks, on the other hand, has two stores within fifty feet of each other in two parts of Vancouver. Downtown Vancouver quite possibly has the highest Starbucks density of anywhere.

    14. Re:Starbucks QA by spun · · Score: 1

      To some people, drinking Starbucks is like wearing off-the-shelf. Sure, it's nice for the common man, but what are we effete snobs to do? These are the same people that would wear trash bags with dolls' heads stapled to them if it was in fashion. I'm a coffee gourmand, I like lots and lots of coffee. I happen to like good coffee, and know the difference, but I'm also perfectly happy with a big strong cup of truck-stop special degreaser coffee. Just pack that sucker full of artificial flavor packets and sweetener of some sort and I'm good to go.

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    15. Re:Starbucks QA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      San Francisco. There's like two on every block. There's starbucks across the street from starbucks.

    16. Re:Starbucks QA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Percolators, especially the pressure type, are still really popular in Latin America and the Carribean. One of the my chores as a child living in Miami was putting together and filling the "caffettiera" before I went to bed so that my mom would have it ready for her in the morning.

      You can buy one in South Florida at any grocery supermarket.

    17. Re:Starbucks QA by tbo · · Score: 1

      Vancouver beats San Francisco. I used to live in Vancouver. Now I live in the Bay Area, so I know what I'm talking about.

  72. Re:News For Nerds How??!! by RobertF · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The internet is obviously changing our society quicker and in more sweeping ways than we all realize, given that so many people's reaction to witnessing this exchange is one of apathy.

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  73. Just cause its not *quite* mountain dew... by Lanoitarus · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...doesnt mean that 90% of the readers of this site don't down plenty of this stuff anyway. Frankly, THIS nerd would be far more devastated by negative news about the availability of coffee than microsoft, google, or even *gasp* linux.

    1. Re:Just cause its not *quite* mountain dew... by loganrapp · · Score: 1

      What? No coffee? Oh, shit. Whew. I thought someone said there was no more coffee. I almost died

    2. Re:Just cause its not *quite* mountain dew... by MyIS · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but Tim Hortons is the only source of coffee that people should care about...

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    3. Re:Just cause its not *quite* mountain dew... by Lord+Kestrel · · Score: 1

      And to get to Tims, I have to drive from Seattle up to Vancouver, or take the ferry over to Victoria. While I drink more than my share of Tims when in Canuck town, it's not an option down here in the states.

    4. Re:Just cause its not *quite* mountain dew... by el_gordo101 · · Score: 1

      Maine has a few Tim's, not that it helps you out in the Pacific Northwest...

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  74. Re:News For Nerds How??!! by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 5, Funny
    I don't really see what this story has to do with news for nerds
    I'm going to get modded down for this but it's the honest truth and it's worth saying.

    Every culture and subculture has some form of 'machismo'. In the world at large, machismo mostly consists of its literal interpretation, ie. doing those things that you stereotypically associate with being male: ie. being physically fit, healthy and attractive, being able to bed large numbers of women, being able to tolerate large amounts of drink and so on. Nerds, on the other hand, are very poor at these things. But they still need some form of token machismo so they can show off to their peers. This manifests itself in a couple of different ways. The obvious one is showing off your technical ability, eg. by displaying arcane knowledge of poorly documented parts of your OS. And another is to show off your ability to tolerate caffeine. Just observe any group of nerds together and watch the endless stream of little geeky jokes displaying their insecurity about caffeine: "The day hasn't started until my fifth coffee", "I'm a machine to turn caffeine into code", "why would anyone drink decaf?", even clothing to show off ones's capability for caffeine intake. Nerds worry that if they don't make these little comments, their ability to tolerate caffeine will be doubted and they will be perceived as somehow inferior.

    And hence it's no surprise that Starbucks is an important part of geek culture.

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  75. Is slashdot next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish other companies would follow this lead - transparent, straight-forward, no-BS rebuttals of claims against them.

    Next month, CmdrTaco uploads a video to YouTube calmly providing a point-by-point rebuttal on why it's unrealistic to expect slashdot editors to proofread submissions, check for dupes, refrain from adding editorial comments to posted stories, and RTFA.

    The month after that, someone posts their re-rebuttal that, yeah, actually, it's pretty reasonable to expect such things and scores of slashdotters include the link in their slashdot sig.

    The following month, the GNAA posts their response to both videos.

    I can really see this YouTube rebuttal thing taking off! :)

  76. Commie wake up call. by nobodyman · · Score: 1
    Ironically, you're cynicism smacks of someone who has not had their daily dose of black magic.

    I like the free market and you don't. I aint gonna try to change your commie mind on that issue. I'll only argue with

    4) Reduce the number of artistic venues by putting small coffee shops out of business with our pre-packaged experience


    Before Starbucks came to my area (i live near mesa, az) there were 2 proper coffee houses. After starbucks, there are at least 5 that I know of. Why? Starbucks has grown the market. And ironically the competition here manages to stay afloat by emphasizing live bands, poetry readings(ugh), and offering better pastries (I like starbucks coffee, but their food is crap).

    Independent competition thrives, but they must be competitive. Once Starbucks starts buying up coffee plantations and shutting out buyers, or if these Oxfam allegations are true I'll take issue with it. If a company that works hard to earn my business and is good to their employees, why not reward them w/ my patronage?

    1. Re:Commie wake up call. by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      I don't doubt that people can cite anecdotal evidence all day long that shows that Starbucks promotes local coffee houses growth. Yet just because that happens in the microcosm of your world doesn't mean it translates to the United States as a whole and I can personally cite coffee houses forced out of business by the 'Bucks.

      More importantly I take issue with your commie comment. I am anything except a communist. I support capitalism just as much as the next guy and and I am conservative at heart. I have no problem with Starbucks making money hand over fist from a business perspective. I just have a problem with how they do it from a consumer's perspective. If I argue against them it is only to wake more people up to the fact that they are being brainwashed by the corporate PR machine into consuming what they are told to. Consumers need to be smarter about differentiating and not just go with what is familiar. I know this is a losing battle but I'm going to fight it anyways.

  77. my bad by nobodyman · · Score: 1

    Damn these HTML markup tags! Please mentally unitalicize my post. I need more coffee.

  78. Re:News For Nerds How??!! by Lord+Ender · · Score: 0

    It sounds to me like you work with an annoying guy who is obsessed with coffee, but instead of complaining to him about it, you bitch on the Internet about nerds. Who's being macho, now?

    People often wear clothing to express themselves. If I like rowing, I might wear a rowing t-shirt. If I like new york, I might wear an I 3 NY t-shirt. If I like both programming and coffee, I might wear a "coffee into code" shirt. "Macho" doesn't enter in to it. It's just expression.

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  79. Oxfam + RIAA == both gooder? by Wapiti-eater · · Score: 1

    Get Oxfam and the RIAA together.
    They can really teach each other a thing or two about how markets should really work in the real world!
    Uh huh, you betchya. Can you just imagine that bastardly combination of mis-guided world-views???

    Folks on this Oxfam video: empty headed, do-good, sensationalists. "Save the gay baby whales!" bumper stickers must be back in vogue, again.
    In their mis-guided - if 'honorable' - efforts to help the 'less fortunate', all they accomplish is looking like the bunch of ignorant children. "The world ain't Fair!". Show me on your birth certificate where it says "it's fair".

    I can only hope Oxfam itself has some mature leadership than was demonstrated by their 'supporters' here.

    Instead of whining about what is, change it. No, you're not going to change reality with wishes or sandwich boards. No matter how loud you scream, you'll not get anyone else to change it for you. You gotta put in real efforts yourself, real resources like supplies, materials, blood, education - even their own. However, it just doesn't play as well on Youtube. It's so much easier to 'go after' a successful capitalist 'entity', point fingers and complain than really invest of yourself to make a tangible difference. Wonder how many of them went home after their 'day of action' to a cup of coffee distributed by some other reseller. Wonder how many of them have been to Ethiopia or even sent of their own resources to anyone in Ethiopia. Wonder how many have spent of themselves to improve anyone else's standard of living instead of blocking a sidewalk a few blocks from their own kitchens cuz that was the 'cause de jour'.

    Kudos to Starbucks - gotta give 'em credit for trying. They buy these folk's products, they support their efforts in real ways, they offered a workable solution to this 'trademark' question. Why? Because they're out to save the world? Cuz it 'feels good'? Because someone told 'em to buy poor farmers products? No - it's simply good business. By making money themselves, their business improves the quality of life of their suppliers - incidentaly. Believe me, that's NOT their goal. However, they do make a real difference in the real world without expecting someone else to hand it out. A "minor" detail Oxfam not only overlooks, but neglects to understand.

    Maybe if Oxfam could generate some other markets for Ethiopian products or support Ethiopians in producing products for existing markets....

    Anyone who thinks the world owes them anything is delusional. Hell, on this planet, you'll be one of the lucky ones if at the end, you get your own hole in the ground.

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  80. ALL coffee sucks by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    Now, Mt. Dew on the other hand... Starbucks is another one of those "keep up with the Jones" thingys.....SUV's, nightclubs, clothes etc. The only reason they do these things is the pack mentality of weak minded people who can't think for themselves, get thier news from "Entertainment Tonight" type shows. They have to go along with everyone else.

    1. Re:ALL coffee sucks by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      No offense, man, but it sounds like you have a bit of maturing to do. Not all of us constantly want the chokingly sweet soda (and dislike the tase of artificial sweeteners). Similarly, not all of us do the things you listed in order to "keep up with the jonses"

      SUV's - some of us actually use them for going a bit off the beaten path. Personally, I enjoy hiking, and I also need something to carry my training equipment in (which a standard car is not suited for).
      Nightclubs - socailizing is nice on occasion. Dancing is fun as well.
      Clothes - Granted, I tend to be more of a casual person, but I have an appreciation for nice clothing as well. I always had good taste and a sense of style. The fact that, for several years, I dated and was later engaged to a model didn't hurt me in the clothing area either.

      However, it should also be mentioned that socializing is a good way to make contacts that can help you professionally as well. Bottom line - be yourself, enjoy your life, but don't assume that people who do things that you don't are doing them to keep up with the jonses.

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    2. Re:ALL coffee sucks by CheeseTroll · · Score: 1

      Gotta agree with you on that. Both my wife and I love the smell of coffee, but the taste? Ugh. Coffee snobs behave like wine snobs (except that you generally can't stop by for a big cup of wine on the way to work - too bad!).

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    3. Re:ALL coffee sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had to switch from Mt.Dew to coffee because my dentist kept yelling at me about drinking soda.

  81. Re:News For Nerds How??!! by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "Macho" doesn't enter in to it. It's just expression.
    Last time I looked, thinkgeek didn't have many rowing related objects for sale. Nor does it have many related to any sport, or food or drink that isn't coffee. Saying "It's just expression" is like saying "War and Peace is just a bunch of words". You wouldn't be wrong if you said it, but you're kinda missing the point.
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  82. Here's something I'd like them to sign by ubrgeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    1) A pledge to make their coffee stop tasting burnt (yes, I know, that's how they prepare it. And it taste like crap.) 2) Make it possible to order one of their "complicated" coffees without sounding ... gay. I'd like a double-latte, half caf, with a twist and double foam just sounds wrong ...

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  83. Ethiopian government != ethiopian coffee growers by h2_plus_O · · Score: 2, Informative

    Giving the Ethiopian government trademarks on ethiopian regions so that they (the ethiopian government) can manage the branding of the beans that come from those regions wouldn't accomplish what the oxfam people want- it might enrich the ethiopian government, but would do little to benefit the co-op growers. What Starbucks wants (that is, regional certification of beans, rather than granting the ethiopian government a monopoly on the use of the names) would accomplish the same branding result- the ability for regional growers to market beans from that region at a premium. The reason the Ethiopian government doesn't like that is that it wouldn't own the brand names.
    The Ethiopian government already owns too much of the coffee business. According to the CIA fact book, [http://geography.about.com/library/cia/blcethiopi a.htm] "Under Ethiopia's land tenure system, the government owns all land and provides long-term leases to the tenants; the system continues to hamper growth in the industrial sector as entrepreneurs are unable to use land as collateral for loans".

    Oxfam seems to have cast Starbucks as the big, bad, mean corporation exploiting poor agricultural workers in a third world country and denying those poor Ethiopians the right to their own region names. Another equally valid view is that Starbucks sees the co-op growers and their government as being distinct, and wants to benefit the growers rather than giving more of their business away to their landlords. Certainly there's something in it for Starbucks- they don't want to pay a royalty to what is essentially a 3rd party for the ability to sell ethiopian coffee as ethiopian coffee. The ethiopian government doesn't want regional certification of beans because it wants a direct royalty on the use of the region names- it seems not to care whether the value of the name will fetch higher market prices if they're not the ones being paid.

    Also, it's easy for oxfam to throw out the fact that coffee growers make $.03/cup of coffee, and then leave it to the average person to figure that they're getting screwed- after all, a cup of coffee at Starbucks costs 2 bucks, shouldn't the grower get more? It may help to know that Starbucks probably makes about $.11/cup from their coffee. (or at least, 10 years ago when I worked for a smaller coffee company that Starbucks bought, that's what a cup's worth of beans cost wholesale. In other words, in terms of wholesale beans, about 27% of that cost makes it to the grower. It might be a little galling to realize that for the $2 you paid for that cuppa joe, $1.89 of it is for everything but the beans- starbucks is in the milk, service, and franchising business, people.)

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  84. Just Say "Ristretto" by bADlOGIN · · Score: 1

    Since Starbucks won't learn how not to burn their beans, just ask for a Ristretto shot (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ristretto) which is the sweeter part of the shot. It compensates for the burnt crappyness if you must drink Starbucks.

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  85. Starbucks lied. by AxelBoldt · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Ethiopia wants to trademark its coffee names. The guy in the video says right at the beginning that signing a licensing agreement recognizing the trademarks "is against the law". There is in fact no law on the books in the U.S. that makes signing such an agreement illegal. You can sign whatever you want.

    Furthermore, the guy conveniently omits that "Starbucks intervened in the USPTO decision by prompting the National Coffee Association of USA, Inc. (NCA), of which it is a leading member, to oppose the approval of the trademarks." (see here) Why would Starbucks actively oppose the Ethiopian trademark application if they really wanted to help Ethiopian farmers?

    All the talk about "we want the farmers to succeed, we built schools, we pay over commodity prices", while making up 90% of the video, is bullshit and completely besides the point. They don't care about that charity crap, they want hard and cold trademark agreements.

  86. Starbucks does not have the power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ... to "let Ethiopia trademark" anything. The USPTO has that power, ans Starbucks (among others) opposed it on the grounds that the names were already generic and in use. A concept the /. community should be familiar with. The PTO agreed and denied the applications.

    This is a good thing. What Starbucks is really afraid of is that once "trademarked", the corrupt Ethiopian government will then dilute the brands by selling beans from other regions marking them as being from a "premium region". They will milk the brands one at a time, and then rotate the good beans through various trade names to keep interest up. This, BTW, is what Cuba has done to their once great (now crap) cigar industry.

    Starbucks has the proper solution to this problem, one which will be better for the farmers in the long run. Regional certification. Like Kona Coffee or Idaho Potatos. Regional production and quality standards must be met to bear the label. This encourages protection of the regional name by all parties, and discourages trademark trickery by a corrupt state.

  87. Re:News For Nerds How??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just want to say that's one of the funniest things I've read about geeks. Nice :)

  88. Irony by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    The big irony is that the very people screaming the loudest are Starbucks' target market: Self-absorbed 'Trendy' people who're willing to pay a premium to be part of the latest fad. In fact, the price might even be a selling point.

    Interestingly, Ubuntu seems to use the "starbucks color scheme." so they're probably on to something.

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    1. Re:Irony by Fool_Errant · · Score: 1

      But Slashdot seems to use the "Starbucks logo color scheme... coincidence? I think not.

  89. But people control each other's interests by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

    I think you are being naive.

    The system favours the rich, because the rich can manipulate the rules of the system. In an extreme case, if the rich were to employ the mafia to shoot people who do not participate in the trade, then naturally all the poor people would make a trade where they give away everything for no return - the trade would then be beneficial to the rich, obviously, but also beneficial to the poor, since they don't get shot. But just? Hardly.

    From advertising to propaganda to education to law and so on, control of people's perceptions and reality of 'their best interest' is an established strategy. Why grant regulation by elected governments special attention as only one of such maneuvers?

    1. Re:But people control each other's interests by bmajik · · Score: 1
      The system favours the rich, because the rich can manipulate the rules of the system.


      Right. The key innovation of the US system was to separte the interests of the rich from the government by making the government as small as possible. As the size of the government has grown, so also has its usefulness as an instrument of those that would seek to use it to consolidate their own power or wealth.

      In an extreme case, if the rich were to employ the mafia to shoot people who do not participate in the trade, then naturally all the poor people would make a trade where they give away everything for no return - the trade would then be beneficial to the rich, obviously, but also beneficial to the poor, since they don't get shot. But just? Hardly.


      Now you're talking about a role which government is squarely responsible for - note that free trade is couched on the assumption that the trade is done without force or fraud. That is the 1st, best, most critical role for government to play - assuring that trade, such as it is done, is executed without force (i.e. the mafia) or fraud (i.e. wanton misrepresentation).

      From advertising to propaganda to education to law and so on, control of people's perceptions and reality of 'their best interest' is an established strategy. Why grant regulation by elected governments special attention as only one of such maneuvers?


      I don't follow you. Only the government can _force_ me to behave a certain way. Irrespective of how much they'd like to, Coke cannot force me to like Coke, or to watch Coke commercials...although a few corporate interests out there would _like_ me to have to watch their commercials, and guess how they're going about that? Government intervention...

      Government is the only instrument that can limit freedom.
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    2. Re:But people control each other's interests by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

      But how different is application of physical force to, say, denial of essential services if the customer does not bargain, or a situation where education is controlled by corporate sponsors? Why is physical force to limit freedom bad, whilst subtler forms of psychological manipulation, from billboard ads and banner ads and so on, ok? There's plenty of ways Coke can force you to watch their commercials - install screens on every street, say, so that when you go out to buy food, you cannot help but view their ads.

      There is no morality inherent in a capitalist system - it has to be imposed from outside. It is silly to champion any version of it as the pure and good and proved system. Rather, we should recognise particular compromises to freedom we require to remove that which we find obscene.

    3. Re:But people control each other's interests by bmajik · · Score: 1
      But how different is application of physical force to, say, denial of essential services if the customer does not bargain


      a competing entity will arise to supply the appropriate product/service at a price the customer will, pay, or, the pricing system will have done its job and told the customer the true value of the good or service that they want to acquire

      or a situation where education is controlled by corporate sponsors?


      When is education controlled by corporate sponsors? Or did you mean "when government controlled education outsources some aspect of eduction to a corporation" ?

      Why is physical force to limit freedom bad, whilst subtler forms of psychological manipulation, from billboard ads and banner ads and so on, ok?


      Advertising doesn't limit freedom. As much as I tend to dislike advertising, I only object when someone thinks they can MAKE me put up with it, and the only way they can do so is via government cooperation.

      As an aside, I don't buy that advertising is psychological manipulation. In egregious cases of advertising gone awry - there's already a word for that - fraud, and it's already been discussed.


      There's plenty of ways Coke can force you to watch their commercials - install screens on every street, say, so that when you go out to buy food, you cannot help but view their ads.


      No, there isn't. I can choose to:
      - not go outside
      - buy all of the property that they bought and put my own billboards there insteaed
      - memorize where they are and close my eyes during that part of my trip
      - have my food delivered to me

      I have a variety of options available to me.

      On the other hand, consider the options you have when you decide to disagree with the government:
      - Go to Jail
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  90. Re:News For Nerds How??!! by Lord+Ender · · Score: 0

    And rowing websites don't have coder shirts. So what?

    Yep, I'm missing the point I guess, but I doubt I'm missing out on much.

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  91. It depends on what fair trade is trying to achieve by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

    My understanding of fair trade is that it pays a fixed, *low* amount for coffee, irrespective of the market. It's not about forcing up prices, but instead offering an insurance against volatility in the market price. (which is important when most sellers have very little in terms of savings)

    If the price is set fairly (heh), it should have no such impact.

  92. Aren't they filthy rich? by IanDanforth · · Score: 1

    Starbucks as a company seems to have made over $500 million this year in simple profit.

    In 2005 the outgoing CEO (Orin Smith) and Chairman (Howard Schultz) took home over $30 million *each* from selling stock.

    My question is simple. Don't they have enough money?

    I think they can afford to pay Ethiopian farmers more, and given that the Per Capita GDP is $900 over there even a few bucks a person could help, or better yet, buy and forgive some of their debt which consumes 106% of national GDP.

    I'm crazy, what can I say?

    1. Re:Aren't they filthy rich? by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      "My question is simple. Don't they have enough money?"

      Obviously not. Next question!

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  93. Ever worked in an IT-related trade? by Anti-Trend · · Score: 1

    but why is this on Slashdot? Because it mentions youTube? That's all it takes, now? Ever worked in an IT-related trade? If so, you'd know that IT is fueled almost exclusively by coffee. Viva la java! ;-)

    Back on topic though, Starbucks is not a good place to buy coffee if you actually enjoy the taste of coffee. The reason is that they burn the beans pretty badly so you can taste a bit of coffee flavor over the fru-fru. It's also not a good place to buy coffee if you care about the well-being of the 3rd-world coffee farmers in question, as Starbucks apparently only buy a minuscule portion of their product at Fair Trade pricing; look for yourself. Also, it's not a good place to buy coffee if you don't want to deal with dishonest corporations. As it turns out, the Starbucks spokesperson in the 'tube video is a bit on the dishonest side, as it's fairly well-known that Starbucks went out of their way to block the trademarks in question, verifiable by a quick search via Google .
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  94. Re:News For Nerds How??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "This type of one to one presentation of views has never happened before in such a powerful way. It could herald a new method of consumer/producer interaction, which of course may spill into political spheres. All because of the internet."

    And will be seen by what, 10% of the population ? Do you think one single person will stop buying Starbucks crap because of this ? One of the OP was right, there target market is self important liberal geeks. Do you think any of them will take their beemers to Dunkin Donuts because of this ?

  95. My opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck Starbucks. Fuck the Ethiopians.

    This is neither "News for Nerds", nor "Stuff That Matters".

    Next!

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  97. kudos to the bucks by gerbman · · Score: 1

    they seem to get it... well atleast more than your avg corp... even though my east coast bias favors dunkin'donuts.. what I piss out is what's served by da bucks

  98. Coffee is god by rossz · · Score: 1

    And Starbucks is church. Yep, I like Starbucks. So what. I also like Pete's and Tully's.

    As for the protest against Starbucks. Typical unwashed hippie thinking, "they are a successful corporation, so they must be evil."

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  99. Oxfam has been very vocal about farm subsidies by danny · · Score: 1
    If Oxfam were really concerned about the third-world farmers, they would've been making noise against Europe's farmer-subsidies, against the smaller-but-still-significant American ones, and against Japan's protectionism.

    If you'd done even rudimentary research, you'd have discovered that Oxfam has been very vocal in opposing farm subsidies. Try Googling something like oxfam "farm subsidies".

    Danny.

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  100. my answer to the Starbucks 'Problem' by axiomjunglist · · Score: 1

    It's called a coffeemaker. With an automatic timer, it's better than any barista could ever hope to be. Want proof? Try ordering a latte in your underpants tomorrow morning. Extra points for getting coffee without the underpants. Double bonus for assless chaps.

  101. Freaking socialists.... by orionware · · Score: 0

    This is how it works in the world of the Socialist, and what I mean by "the world of the Socialist", I mean here - at Slashdot.

    All capitalists are bad. Other than making money, they would love nothing more than to screw their suppliers out of business. They would love if they had no suppliers. I know it makes no sense that the retailers would want to end up with no product to sell, but that's just how it is. The Socialists tell me so. Always make it sound like the big bad corporations have their henchmen posted in some far off land, oppressing the poor third world farmer, cracking the whip, forcing them to BE farmers or textile workers.

    Never allow blame to be placed on the LOCAL governments who can't get their shit together economically and create good jobs for their people.

    When quoting value, always make sure your numbers are absolute in relation to the US dollar. 3 US cents is equivalent to nearly 28 cents US in Ethopia. This doesn't matter of course and as a rule of thumb, you ALWAYS use the US equiv when out selling the propaganda. The US economy is stronger than any third world country and you wouldn't want them to know that an the average Ethopian would sell their sister for the land to grow coffee beans on.

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  102. Personally... by cyberwench · · Score: 1

    Well, we don't have a local roastery. We don't even have a good local coffee shop. We've got a fair trade place with great atmosphere and average coffee (_terrible_ frozen drinks, good food though), a couple pseudo-chains with ok coffee, and Starbucks.

    When it comes down to it, given the lack of decent choices - I'll go to one shop that has a decent frappe (if you add a couple shots of espresso and some flavour) or I'll hit Starbucks drive-through. When I'm in the city, I'll go to real coffee shops and it's just fantastic... but I can't get that here.

    When it comes down to it, in comparing Starbucks with the local shops - their lines move faster, their employees are reasonably perky and on the ball, and the quality is consistent. It's not _great_ quality, but I know what it'll be. I've also never had them make me wait to give my order while they talked on the phone. =) If I had a better option, of course, I'd be all over it, but I doubt there's a market for it where I live.

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  103. Intellectual property? by randolph · · Score: 1

    It's interesting to watch all the free software geeks defending the intellectual property claim of a huge business. But, of course, it makes money; it's OK. Starbucks has put out of business in various ways a number of my favorite cafes, replacing them with their uncomfortable places that serve super-bitter coffee (and charge for WiFI). Personally, I hope they have lots of problems.

  104. Re:News For Nerds How??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It sounds to me like you work with an annoying guy who is obsessed with coffee, but instead of complaining to him about it, you bitch on the Internet about nerds. Who's being macho, now?
    I'm not new here, so I've seen some dumb posts in the last couple years... but the level of idiocy that some on this site can produce just astounds me sometimes. Did you actually read and understand what the GP was saying before you posted? Me thinks not. In the future, try reading the entire thread in order to understand the context of a post before commenting on it!

    For the apparently daft: the GP was trying to show that coffee is an important part of geek culture, and is therefore fit to be presented on this site as 'news for nerds.'
  105. Percolators... by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

    You can find them still at camping/outdoor type stores. Since they need no electricity, you can use them to make coffee on a portable gas stove or, in a pinch, over a campfire. And they're sturdier than a french press, which is almost always made of glass, and has other fairly delicate parts.

    I can't recall the last time I saw a percolator in a Starbucks, Peet's, or any other mainstream coffee shop though. Certainly, it's not what they use behind the counter.

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  106. Well perhaps a by vorlich · · Score: 1

    lot of us simply enjoy coffee because we like the taste. YouTube is a new media in what we all consider our sphere of interest and when organisations such as Oxfam, a dreary bunch of well-intentioned old farts and Starbucks, a dreary bunch of self-interested old capitalist farts hold a mini-deathmatch it is a marvellous opportunity for us all to indulge in another of our favourite activities - review - critical, reasoned or otherwise. Pretty much the foundation of the democratic process, which of course is a good thing or we wouldn't all read it. On the critical judgement side, while my family and friends are happy to queue for hours, or swim through a trench filled with snot and vomit to get a cup of the old two-tailed mermaid's brew, I don't particularly like it. This is because I drink it black without sweetener and I can tell that a cup of coffee from any of the other fast food chains is slightly more palatable. Starbucks obsession with daft trademarked adjectives is also amusing particulary since I live in mainland Europe and the difference is not immediately apparent to the staff who's first language is not necessarily that of Starbucks Standard English. Their coffee reminds me of that old standard of travellers - British Rail Tea, a beverage infamous because it could not be distinguished from British Rail Coffee or British Rail Beef Tea.

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  107. Re:News For Nerds How??!! by jamar0303 · · Score: 1

    Nope- your post is still there.

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  108. I feel sorry for all the dilluded people by WarJolt · · Score: 1

    It's interesting how people don't just sit and think about what they've learned in high school economics. Theres something called supply and demand. It's simple. Starbucks has a bit of responsibility in promoting gourmet coffee. Starbucks has many convenient locations, so people drink more coffee. They create more demand for coffee beans because it's more convenient. More ethiopians start growing coffee to compensate for extra demand. The production grows and provides more jobs to poor ethiopians until coffee prices reach an equiliberiam price. More ethiopians have a meal for the night. I like that.

    Just ask yourself a question. Did ethiopians get paid more before starbucks? Probably not.

    It's interesting how some Americans despise big corporations. You can simply stop shopping at these places, but the issue isn't about the price starbucks pays for coffee. People just don't like starbucks and will make any excuse to get pissed at them.

  109. Oh come on... by amake · · Score: 1

    If you're going to go out of your way to tell someone what "propeganda" is, please learn how to spell it first.

  110. tl;dr by Nuriko+Yanagi · · Score: 1

    Too many comments, might have been said, don't care, but offering this tidbit: GDP for Ethiopia is just under $65 billion US, over a population of 75 million, that averages out to about $867 per capita annual production. I'm sure the average working citizen makes around $600 or less. 3 cents per cup of coffee for a coffee bean farm.. Man I won't even do the calculations, but I'm sure just one cubic meter of coffee beans makes a hundred times that much coffee. So let's say that a 16 oz cup of black coffee goes for $1.25 at Starbucks (thats what it is where I live - Tacoma, Wa.), you'd get over 2000 cups of coffee (generously) from a cubic meter of coffee at a rate of 1 cubic meter beans = 100 cubic meters coffee. 2000 16oz cups = $2500 for Starbucks in gross income I'm sure the 3 cents a cup estimate by those people is at an 8 oz estimate, but to be generous, I'll estimate the coffee farmers' gains by 16oz cups. 2000 16oz cups = $60.00 for a farmer That's $60.00 US per cubic meter. A cubic meter is about 28 bushels. That's over $2 a bushel. US CORN PRICES PER BUSHEL ARE $2.05. AND THATS IN THE US, ETHIOPIA'S ECONOMY ISN'T AS STABLE AS OURS. THE DUDES THAT MAKE THE COFFEE CUPS FOR STARBUCKS ARE MAKING LESS THAN 1 CENT PER CUP OF COFFEE Simply, if you raise the price of goods to Ethiopia, you risk creating an economy bubble. The costs are so low and the profit so high, that everyone goes into farming coffee beans in Ethiopia. All of a sudden, no one is mining, no one is teaching classes, no one is doing government paper work, because none of it pays enough. I'm game to improving economies, but someone please give the idiots in these economic organizations for global prosperity a lesson in basic economics! The world just doesn't work that way. Instead of paying them 2 or 3 more cents per cup of coffee, why don't we ask for Starbucks to donate 1 cent for every cup of coffee to building national infrastructure in Ethiopia. Then they can reduce the cost of shipping coffee and improve the safety of their merchandise, allowing more to get to market at lower cost, increasing profit. And infrastructure in those countries improves other industries like mining, other agricultural sectors and textiles. Honestly... don't worry about the coffee industry WHEN THEIR CHILDREN ARE STILL DYING OF STARVATION OR SHOOTING EACH OTHER WITH IMPORTED COLD-WAR WEAPONS BECAUSE OF A LACK OF BASIC POLITICAL AND ECONOMIC STABILITY.

  111. It's time by quakehead3 · · Score: 1

    to switch to Starbucks; my coffee tastes like mud...

  112. Starbucks says...We'll show them by jennarose023 · · Score: 1

    In order to save face with their "youthful" demographic,Starbucks figured what better way to show the kids that they can "get down verbally" by posting on YouTube

  113. Lay off the coffee... by Hanners1979 · · Score: 1

    Looks like Oxfam needs to lay off the coffee.

  114. Re:News For Nerds How??!! by happy+monday · · Score: 0

    How is Starbucks irrelevant? People go there every day!!

  115. They've done worse... by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1
    I'm glad they used reasoned discussion in this case. They used an entirely different tactic when the writer of Too Much Coffee Man dared make a spoof of their logo.

    For more information, go here.

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  116. I'd be happy... by CyberSnyder · · Score: 1

    ...if I could remember the difference between tall and vente.

  117. Supply and demand by pedestrian+crossing · · Score: 1
    When I drink my $30 a pound Blue Mountain that I roasted myself, I know where my money went. And it really tasted great.

    You do know that the reason Blue Mountain, Kona, etc. are so expensive is not so much that they taste especially great, but that the production is so limited.

    Personally, I've tried a lot of beans, and there just isn't a lot of correlation between cost and taste. I've had Ethiopian beans (at $30 a kilo) that tasted like ass, and I've had Kenyan beans (at $10 a kilo) that tasted great.

    Don't turn your nose up just because the price is low, you have to sample a lot of varieties and choose the ones that work for you.

    But it -is- all about roasting your own and keeping it fresh, I totally agree.

    To get back on topic, I think the reason Starbucks espresso tastes so bad is that it is way too hot. They scald the coffee. The best way to judge a coffee shop is to try the espresso straight. Of course if you haven't had real good coffee before, you don't know what you are missing, and might be better off for it.

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    1. Re:Supply and demand by spun · · Score: 1

      I absolutely agree. I lived in Hawaii for a while and drank Kona a fair amount. It's highly overrated, as is Jamaican Blue Maountain. My personal favorite is a nice Guatamalan. That's one you need to drink fresh to appreciate, the spicy notes are all lost after two days.

      Starbucks does server their coffee too hot. You'd think they'd have learned from McDonalds' little incident...

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  118. Small-and-good vs big-and-bad sells well... by ofcourseyouare · · Score: 1

    I donate to Oxfam via quirky presents every Christmas -- I buy my family goats/ condom kits/ toilets etc. The rest of the year I get sent their newsletters, which play repeteadly on one kind of story, which can also be seen in many newspapers and heard at many polite dinner tables...

    "Help the poor virtuous little people in their struggle against the big evil people!"

    Starbucks is big and therefore slots nicely into this story as being big and therefore evil. In the UK many nice middle-class people refuse to have Starbucks, because it's American/ multinational/ must be destroying someone's indigenous something.

    IMHO this is probably a key reason why Oxfam choose Starbucks -- becuase they know "Ethiopians vs. Starbucks" a story which will resonate with their target audience.

    There's just one problem with this story: it's a crude oversimplification; and if your aim is truly to liberate people in developing countries from poverty, big corporations have done a far better job than charities.

    How? Through global capitalism, which in East Asia has brought about the greatest mass liberation from poverty in the history of the planet. For interesting data, check out: http://hdr.undp.org/statistics/data/ [undp.org] (Click on "full report")

    I'm not an expert on the situation in Ethiopia, but I find it very easy to believe Starbucks' rebuttal. My sister (unhappy recipient of various Oxfam goats etc from me) has just started work as a teacher in the UK. And was interested to note that she's being paid less than a Starbucks barista. But does this people think "oh, Starbucks pay their people well"? Hell, no -- because "Help the poor virtuous little people in their struggle against the big evil people!" remains a seductive story, almost regardless of how the big people actually behave...

  119. Atmosphere by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

    Starbucks provides a good atmosphere, by and large, to sit and drink your coffee. Sure, it's not as homely as mom and pops down the street, but you *always* know that when you go into a starbucks, any starbucks, itll be a good atmosphere to sit, drink your Jo, and read a paper/get work done/study/etc. Have you ever tried to sit and read at a McDonalds or a Dunkin Donuts? Ugh! But I can go into any starbucks in midtown, grab a cup of coffee, and read.

    It's a known comfort level, with a known, decent (not great but fine for 90% ppl out there) cup o' caffiene

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  120. 1 for the evil empire, 0 for the great unwashed. by bobtheimpossible · · Score: 1

    Maybe this is slightly off topic, but did anyone see that episode of Penn & Teller: Bullshit!? where they went after the environmentalist movement and rebutted alot of their myths? (note: This film is slightly old and science in general has moved on bit)

    Point being, Those that campaign for groups such as Oxfam and alike on issues such and "corprate ethical responsibility" the majority generally don't have a clue as to the real "facts" behind the issues and just jump on the bandwagon because its "cool" to do so. This video put out by Starbucks is exactly what P&T did, and called bullshit on Oxfam. Now I'm not saying Oxfam, like allot of charities don't do a good job at helping many people in the third world by providing clean drinking water and basic medical assistance and such. but the issues they bring against Starbucks has the strong wiff of anti-capitalism which Oxfam shouldn't be focused on.

    The same kind of people (not Oxfam) managed to get coke banned at our university campus (Sussex) by using the exact same moral-bullying tactics and manipulating the Student Unions 'Democratic' voting procedures despite them being in the minority of opinion.

    Just my two cents worth....

  121. Brand image vs. bottom line. by aqui · · Score: 1

    Starsbucks brand image is about a "third place" or home where you can go and be yourself and feel special (by buying their high margin drinks).

    Being a company that screws coffee farmers (or at least gets caught doing it) is not part of that brand image.

    It's the same reason they call their staff baristas, to make the customer and the staff feel like they're special.

    Reality is a little different. They are the most profitable company in their industry. As a fast growing shareholder company Starbucks is a classic business case (studied in business schools the world over) for inventing and using every trick to kill small coffee shop competitors and the Walmartization of coffee. In fact most of that profit is used to fuel growth (new outlets).

    1) Location:
    Starbucks pursues a systematic strategy of saturation growth in each city they target, putting up so many Starbucks in (have you ever wondered why there's 3 within walking distance of your office) that they actually start canabalizing (stealing customers from) each other . Why do they do this? After all it costs them money, but it ensures that a Starbucks is almost always closer than the small coffee shop you used to go to.

    2) Coffee quality:
    It is correct that Starbucks did raise the quality of coffee in North America (sorry but this is not a hard thing to do). Starbucks has focused its buying roasting and delivery strategy (and invented specialty vacuum packaging) to deliver a consistent quality that can originate from almost any decent coffee farmer.

    Then they have built up a supply chain that cuts out many of the middle man importers and roasters (who the gourmet coffee houses buy from) to buy directly from the farmer. By doing this they have become the Goliath of coffee buyers to the point where they are one of the biggest coffee buyer's period. As a small to medium size coffee farmer you generally do whatever they ask you to or they stop buying from you. Because of their buying volume they have negatively affected market prices. They help define "what a fair price is".

    I'm likely to believe the coffee farmers on this one, when they say they are getting screwed.

    3) Starbucks staff treatment:
    Why does Starbucks offer health care? The answer here is simple: Small coffee houses with independent owners cant afford to do so and compete with Starbucks (remember they buy their coffee from a more expensive middle man). This way Starbucks can poach the best staff and create staffing problems for the competitor.

    As for treatment of its staff... almost all are part time. Why? because its cheaper. In fact Starbucks uses computer tracking through the till to determine when its staff are most productive and deliberately give them odd hours to work. So if someone is good in the morning with high productivity they will start at 6am and work til 10am when they get less productive, to be sent home and then come in at 3pm again for 2 to 3 hours. In total they all get less work per week than the number of hours that make them eligible for full time benefits (35 hrs in Canada). Look at the staff in Starbucks their all University students and under 35... (because you cant really make a living at Starbucks full time)

    Don't doubt it, this is all about one thing: PROFIT.
    The reason corporations try to look fair is because its part of their BRAND
    image which helps them make MONEY. Corporations are amoral (don't have morals) entities driven by the bottom line. Anyone that believes differently is naive.

    But hey what do I know...

    Personally I think their coffee is over priced for what it is.

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  122. Exactly by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

    Some coffee houses went out of business around here when Starbucks showed up, but they were almost uniformly ghastly. The ones that are good are still here. (And the local Peets is always hopping despite being a short walk from four different Starbucks.)

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  123. 3 cents is like a million dollars in Ethiopia! by fz00 · · Score: 1

    As a son of African immigrants, I'm a little familiar with the exchange rates between here and African countries. A dollar goes a VERY long way in alot of them. These protesters use these shock value numbers because most people in this country don't get it. Believe me 3 cents over there is better than nothing!

  124. Re:News For Nerds How??!! by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

    Add to that the ability to eat spicy food. My 112 pound girlfriend routinely describes me as a wimp because I won't eat thai chili peppers straight. I'm a bike racer and weightlifter and have taken 10 years of various martial arts, but I'm the wimp.

    It's all about choosing your battles...

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  125. Re:News For Nerds How??!! by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
    I doubt I'm missing out on much.
    I think you're missing out on a lot. Not from my post, that's trivial in the grand scheme of things. But your lack of logic is a bit surprising.
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  126. Re:News For Nerds How??!! by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    There's an essay in "The Third Chimpanzee" by Jared Diamond about how certain Mayan kings would show off how macho they were by ingesting large amounts of alcohol or other substances and it struck me that this was similar to patterns of caffeine usage among geeks. Fortunately geeks differ from Mayan kings because they don't take caffeine as an enema. Check out the quotation here (scroll down to where "jared diamond" is mentioned). I wonder if they used chilis in this way...

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  127. You're parents must be so proud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure the years of training to become a "barista" must have been grueling. Call it what you want, but he's still basically a fry-boy.

  128. Honestly though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > , I did know anal retentive baristas that didn't allow you to get away with calling your drink in the wrong order
    > (i.e. non-fat, before 'no whip', etc), nevermind if you used non-Starbucks lingo to describe the sizes :-P Ah,
    > coffee semantics. This thread is beautiful...

    You didn't find it at all annoying when people would come in and try to fuck with you with their stupid little word games? Really, if someone has that much of a chip on their shoulder about the fact that they're in a Starbucks, why are they in a Starbucks in the first place. I don't see why the bitter and miserable old fools who are so very offended that the 16oz size is called a grande or that the number of shots is properly called before the cup size, or that we don't pretend to be east coast snobs and shout "OLE!" instead of just calling a misto what it is, don't go somewhere else instead of going out of their way to seek out the object of their ire, and fuck with the poor kid, behind the counter, who's just trying to earn a paycheck.

  129. My experience with Starbucks... by necro2607 · · Score: 1

    "3) Say that we embrace diversity while actually embracing conformity (see above)"

    There's a Starbucks at the lobby area of the building I work in (big surprise, right?)...

    I wear a ring with a big blatant pentagram on it. To some people, this means I perform satanic rituals, cast harmful "spells" on people, or am just a "bad person", somehow doomed to a painful afterlife in Hell. I get weird/cautious looks pretty often because of it, since it pretty much singles me out as the ultimate enemy of Christianity (or so it feels, sometimes).

    Amazingly, the only people who EVER mention a single conversational thing about this pentagram ring of mine happen to both be employees at the Starbucks in my office building. They are totally conservative people (as is everyone else in this damn area), yet they actually ARE accepting of diversity, perhaps even "embracing", to the point where they start discussing religion-related things with me while I'm buying a coffee or whatever.

    Frankly, when I read that description of Starbucks' alleged values in the grandparent post, I thought to myself something along the lines that "yeah, that does seem about right", considering my 2 year experience of frequenting Starbucks stores at least a few times a week has given me the impression of those exact values among the employees.

  130. Its convinient and comfortable. by MMInterface · · Score: 1

    Most people don't go to Starbucks because its the cool thing to do. If that were the case it would have fizzled out long ago. I know more people who avoid Starbucks because its the cool thing to do. People go to Starbucks because its comfortable, convinient and it gives them their fix wether they like the flavor of coffee or not. A lot of people do like the flavor of their drinks. Many people don't like the real flavor of coffee so they disguise it while others feel the burnt taste makes it seem stronger. But for many Starbucks is like the gateway drug to real coffee. Then there are the other luxuries such as wifi, food, nice couch's etc. Its a convinient place to meet and chat with friends without having to pay for dinner. In Seattle its the most convinient place to warm up and get out of the rain. There certainly are better places to go for coffee but no other place offers all those conviniences on every corner. My company has Starbucks machines on every floor of every building and its free. I'm certainly not going to drive across town to a better place.

  131. Re:News For Nerds How??!! by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

    Yes, calling someone "macho" for wearing a shirt which expresses his interests demonstrates an stunning logical sophistication. Good for you!

    I have studied formal logic and discrete math. They were may favorite classes, actually.

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  132. Re:News For Nerds How??!! by MrMarket · · Score: 1

    It sounds to me like you are an annoying guy who is obsessed with coffee that works with a guy who bitches about nerds on the Internet, but instead of complaining to him about it, you bitch on the Internet about machismo...

  133. Re:News For Nerds How??!! by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

    And Windows is only free if your time, your money, and your freedom are worthless.

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  134. No Private Ownership of Land in Ethiopia by TheSync · · Score: 1
    The Ethiopian government owns all the land in Ethiopia. Private land ownership is illegal.
    Also from http://tinyurl.com/yzs4hk :

    Nearly 200 state-owned enterprises have yet to be privatized, corruption is widespread, bureaucracy is burdensome, and much economic activity occurs in the informal sector. In addition, taxation is unevenly enforced, the judiciary is overwhelmed, and key sectors of the economy remain closed to foreign investment...The judicial system does not offer a high level of property protection....Ethiopia's cumbersome bureaucracy deters investment...corruption imposes a serious burden on economic activity.

    And...

    http://www.ethrev.com/2006/nov/11212006_oxfam_vs_s tarbucks.html

    Oxfam argues that royalty fees from the trademark, estimated to be over $80 million per year, would go to the coffee bean growers -- the poor farmers of Ethiopia.

    This is far from the truth. Most of the money would siphoned off and goes to foreign bank accounts belonging to close family members of Meles Zenawi and Sheik Al Amoudi who control much of the country's agricultural, mining, transportation and other industries. The rest would go to the Federal Police and the Agazi death squads, the regime's instruments of repression.

    Oxfam cannot claim to be ignorant of the fact that the Ethiopian dictatorship of Meles Zenawi is one of the most corrupt and murderous governments in the world.
  135. the other white mean.... by PeelBoy · · Score: 1

    "The other white meat" campaign killed good off pig in America. Less fat means less flavor.

    If I wanted chicken I would eat chicken. Give me back my fatty pigs you bastards.

  136. meat that is by PeelBoy · · Score: 1

    hi mom

    and dad

  137. Wonderful. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    The evil foreign investement rears its ugly head again.

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  138. Only an AC .... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    .... could have said that.

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  139. What do you fucking want? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Honestly, what the fuck do you want:

    The commercial model in which you make shops in which your costumer know what they get has proven successful. Give me a good commercial reason for a big chain not to use that model of making bussiness.

    The horror of horrors! A commercial entity wanting to attract more costumers by means of loyalty schemes. The criminals.

    I will let pass the asinine comment regarding diversity. Les just say that saying apples are bad because oranges have vitamin C is an equally idiotic statement.

    A coffee shop trying to be an "artistic venue" has more serious problems than Starbucks' competition. If they are been oblitarated by Starbucks then either their coffee is not that good, the "art" is crap or both.

    Coffee is not adictive, neither is caffeine, the active substance found on the drink. People drinking too much of the stuff may have unpleasent reactions when they stop it cold for a couple of days, but their body will not crave the thing and they will not rob you to get their fix. Finally everybody charges what the market bears. You do when you get a job, or are you going to tell us you look for the job that pays you the least?

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    1. Re:What do you fucking want? by Bryansix · · Score: 1
      Honestly, what the fuck do you want:
      For you to stop swearing for one...
      The commercial model in which you make shops in which your costumer know what they get has proven successful. Give me a good commercial reason for a big chain not to use that model of making bussiness.
      Coffee shops traditionally are hangouts. Every time I try to hang out in a Starbucks I feel dirty. They sterilize the environment so much it is just not inviting. If they want my business they could make each store have some kind of a theme and they could add more couches and lounge type furniture. This make complete business sense.
      The horror of horrors! A commercial entity wanting to attract more costumers by means of loyalty schemes. The criminals.
      I spend all the gift card I get from Starbucks because if I don't then they just get to keep the money and not provide a single service. However I wish people would stop giving them to me. It's a losing battle.
      I will let pass the asinine comment regarding diversity. Les just say that saying apples are bad because oranges have vitamin C is an equally idiotic statement.
      Thanks for saying you would let my comment pass and then attacking it... Only, No Thanks!
      A coffee shop trying to be an "artistic venue" has more serious problems than Starbucks' competition. If they are been oblitarated by Starbucks then either their coffee is not that good, the "art" is crap or both.
      No, people just go where they are familiar with even if it is crap. That is why Starbucks is successful. Not because they are so great but because they are everywhere. If the Sheeple would just try something new once in a while they would be surprised.
      Coffee is not adictive, neither is caffeine, the active substance found on the drink. People drinking too much of the stuff may have unpleasent reactions when they stop it cold for a couple of days, but their body will not crave the thing and they will not rob you to get their fix. Finally everybody charges what the market bears. You do when you get a job, or are you going to tell us you look for the job that pays you the least?
      You just said that coffee is not addictive and then went on to explain why it is. Coffee is actually good for you but crap man a lot of people ARE addicted to it to the point that the negative effects of caffeine outweigh the good effects of coffee in general.

      I expect businesses to charge what is fair while still making a profit. Look at drug companies. They charge what the market will bear. Which for a life saving drug is a lot of money. It is totally unfair.

      I am working right now at the bottom end of an IT Professionals Pay. Of course I would like more but whatever. Now I used to be a consultant and go to peoples homes. I could have charged these people $50- $100 an hour. These people had no idea how simple my job was. I usually charged between $10-$20 an hour. I'm not in the business of ripping people off like Starbucks is.
  140. Great. Now explain what is unethical.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    ... in the points you raised originally.

    You are not advocating ethics, you are advocating self sacrifice and self immolation.

    Those are very different things.

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    1. Re:Great. Now explain what is unethical.... by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      I forgot that small coffee shops are sacrificing so much by offering great coffee at reasonable prices, an inviting environment, and a venue for good music. I should really give these people bigger tips!