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Apple Care Efficiency When Macs Break?

cyber-dragon.net asks: "I have long been a staunch supporter of Apple and Macs, however my recent experience with trying to bring them into my department, at work, has been disappointing. We had a Mac Pro (the big quad processor monster) die after four days. Of course, this kind of stuff happens, and everything else has worked flawlessly. I even dealt with the inevitable teasing about the shiny new Mac being a lemon. Almost four hours dealing with Apple Care, three hours dropping off and picking up my computer at different stores, as per their instructions, trying to get this done quickly — I am beginning to wonder if Apple really wants business customers to rely on these machines. Much as I may dislike Dell, when my Linux box died it was fixed in four hours, and I spent maybe 20 minutes of my time setting up the repair. I have spent seven hours of my time so far on this Mac, and it still will not power up. Is this just me or have other people lost critical business machines to the depths of Apple Care inefficiency and lack of business level support?"

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  1. AppleCare is great... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...for consumer support. It sounds like the problem you're having is that you're demanding the type of turnaround that many business-level plans provide. Yet Apple doesn't have a standard business-level plan in place.

    The normal process is that you drop the computer off, wait a week or two, and pick it up to find it in spectacular condition. (Usually better than when you dropped it off; above and beyond fixing whatever you brought it in for.) The key is that you have to show a modicum of patience, something which businesses often can't afford to do.

    Now that's not to say that Apple doesn't want your business. In fact, I imagine that Apple would love to provide corporate support. But you're not going to find it in their stores. What you need to do is contact Apple Corporate and explain the situation. Tell them that you've been tasked to covert your business from an all-Windows platform to an all-Mac platform. Explain that the AppleCare store plans appear to be insufficient for your needs, and also explain the exact issues you've had with them.

    I would be very much suprised if Apple didn't assign you an account representative to take care of your needs. It might require a bit of FexExing back and forth, but you'll get support handled a lot better than if you try and take your needs to the geniuses (pun intended) at the Apple Store.

    Good luck!

    1. Re:AppleCare is great... by caldaan · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually if you purchase Apple Care they are suppose to come to your business and fix it there. The G5 we have had a bad logic board when I bought it. They wanted me to take it in, and I told them that their service required them to come out and fix it on site. When we got it down to either a logic board or a CPU they eventually has someone come out and replace the logic board. My only complaint was they default to telling you to bring in the system yourself.

    2. Re:AppleCare is great... by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...for consumer support.

      Unless the problem is so widespread that they don't want to acknowledge it even exists until a class action lawsuit is brought against them. I love Macs and have used them for a long time, but I'll think seriously about buying another one after the hell I went through with the last one...

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    3. Re:AppleCare is great... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The normal process is that you drop the computer off, wait a week or two, and pick it up to find it in spectacular condition. [...] Now that's not to say that Apple doesn't want your business.

      Apple also offers on-site service, although they do not offer it for laptops. If he needed it fixed right away and without hassle, perhaps he should have considered that option... although I don't know how quickly they actually show up.

      However, I quoted you in the way I did because obviously Apple doesn't want my business either. Because I'm not waiting any two fucking weeks, and the closest Apple store to me is two hours away at that.

      If I buy a clone from the local PC shop, they will have it fixed for me within a day or two in almost every case. And that's a two-man show. Why is Apple unable to turn around hardware within a reasonable time?

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    4. Re:AppleCare is great... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Actually if you purchase Apple Care they are suppose to come to your business and fix it there.

      Interesting. Is that supposed to be part of the same AppleCare plan, or is that a different level of support? Because I've spent a bit of time (admittedly, not too much) digging through Apple's support website. While they can refer you to Apple consultants, they don't really advertise any "AppleCare for Business" plans.
    5. Re:AppleCare is great... by Incongruity · · Score: 1

      The above suggestions are great -- another option is to find a Apple Authorized Service provider that has been around for a while. For example, when I was in Minneapolis and working for a small business (that was all mac shop at the time), I found FirstTech and they were fantastic about getting machines turned around quickly for me with a minimum of hassle. They made business customers a priority and it showed... I'm sure there have to be similar places in other major metro areas...

    6. Re:AppleCare is great... by tsnee · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Usually better than when you dropped it off Depends on which Apple Store. The one in Durham, NC always returned my laptop in worse condition. I would sit in the store for six hours to tell someone my DVD drive was broken, wait three or four weeks to get my computer back, then find that its wireless networking no longer worked. Take it back, wait a few weeks, find that the sound no longer worked. The last time I bothered to take it in, they didn't even put all the screws back in the case! After six months of this, my extended warranty finally expired, and now I am no longer a customer.
    7. Re:AppleCare is great... by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Wow, that sounds like a bunch of that stuffed-shirt/John Hodgeman/PC stuff. Surely a hipster like Apple would never lower themselves to such uncool depths as "assigning an account representative from Apple Corporate." They're more the free-wheeling, outside the box, creative types.

      "Service your broken Apple? No way, man. The problem is YOU, not the computer! You're just not cool enough to use it. If you had listened to REM *BEFORE* they hit MTV, then maybe you wouldn't NEED it serviced. Did you ever even attend a SINGLE Phish concert in college? No? That's what we thought. You have the nerve to think that Nickelback and Fallout Boy are cutting edge and then you think we're going to service your computer? Forget it. Apple just works man, it doesn't break. And, if it does break, you've got to to be all creative about it. Have you even TRIED healing crystals? Did you consult a Shaman? No? Sounds like YOU'RE the one who's broken, dude. Now call us back when you're actually worthy of owning an Apple--which will probably be never."

      -Eric

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    8. Re:AppleCare is great... by XsX · · Score: 1

      When my first macbook hard drive was DOA. I called them up they emailed me a shipping label I printed it and shipped it back. 4 days latter I had a new macbook.

    9. Re:AppleCare is great... by caldaan · · Score: 5, Informative

      From http://www.apple.com/support/products/proplan.html

      Convenient repair options

      The AppleCare Protection Plan ensures that Apple-authorized technicians will perform repairs using genuine Apple parts(2). With this plan, parts and labor will be covered for three years from your computer's purchase date. The plan includes onsite service for desktop computers and global repair coverage, which can be very important if you travel abroad.

      (1) Onsite service is not available in all locations.
      (2) Repair service may include onsite, carry-in, and direct mail-in; specific availability of each option depends on product type and location of Apple Authorized Service Provider. Apple may also request that the customer replace components with readily installable parts.

      Now they can't swap out LCD screens on site, they can't typically even do that in their shop. But pretty much anything related to the Computer they can do. The biggest problem would be if you live too far from a service provider that does on site repairs. And technically this isn't a "business" plan per se. If you bought one for your own personal use and get the Apple Care Protection Plan they are suppose to come out to your house and fix it.

    10. Re:AppleCare is great... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      So it's really just a SOHO plan? Still, that's a rather sweet deal if you're willing to shell out the dough. I just don't think it's going to help this fellow much. He should still get ahold of corporate and wring a few necks until he gets a support plan that works for him. :)

    11. Re:AppleCare is great... by daeg · · Score: 1

      With two guys, it's easy to figure out whether something is profitable. "Hey, did we make money by fixing that dude's computer? Yeah? Cool, let's keep doing that."

      With Apple, though, any profitable venture has to go through massive marketing, advertising, and financial analysis because it's on a national/global scale, not a few square miles of a single city. Will it be profitable in Milwaukee? Chicago? New York? Miami? Why or why not? What can we do to ensure it is profitable everywhere? Can we offer the same service everywhere? Do we hire out like GeekSquad used to or do we only hire through our Apple stores? If you've noticed, too, Apple rarely does something without KNOWING it will work. They, compared to other technology companies, have very few product release failures, at least in recent years.

      I've been considering migrating my company to Mac. However, they have a high price point and I really do like the service we get from Dell. We had a problem with a new system being DOA. Dell overnighted a brand new one to us for free even before we had sent the old one back. (I realize that may not be standard operating procedure, but was still damned cool.) I highly doubt Apple would ever do that, except maybe for some huge contracts that they have with large design studios that rely on the very pricey Macs for design work.

    12. Re:AppleCare is great... by ktappe · · Score: 5, Informative

      Wow, that sounds like a bunch of that stuffed-shirt/John Hodgeman/PC stuff. Surely a hipster like Apple would never lower themselves to such uncool depths as "assigning an account representative from Apple Corporate." They're more the free-wheeling, outside the box, creative types.
      I know you were being funny, but fact is that we do have an assigned account representative at Apple Computer. I speak with him at least once per week. He gets us custom quotes and takes care of any issues we have (though he is not our first call if we need hardware service--we call AppleCare for that.) And yes, we do get on-site hardware service. I recommend the original poster call Apple Enterprise support at 866-752-7753 and see if they can help him out.
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    13. Re:AppleCare is great... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Informative

      We have a couple of macs at work. One imac g5 died. This is how apple operates.

      Call AppleCare. Long Wait. Do all the diagnostics I've already done. Support says its a bad mobo or ps. I ask to send it in, he stammers and tells me to call the local apple store for mail-in service.

      I call the Apple Store. They tell me they can't accept anything mailed in or messengered over. They tell me to call applecare again and that applecare will take in mail-ins.

      I call apple care again. Seriously long wait. I explain everything again. The guy puts me on hold for literally 15 minutes while he goes and finds out about "mailing in a computer." He then tells me that Apple no longer accepts desktops mailed in.

      I call the Apple Store again. I finally get a manager. He tells me I have to get off my ass, leave work for god knows how long, lug this beast down michigan ave in chicago, and drop it off with one of his geniuses.

      This is crap, by now Dell or whoever would already be repairing the machine I sent them with the standard warranty.

      Apple is doing its best to piss off corprate customers and keep macs out of business. There's no microsoft conspiracy here, Apple is pretty competent at shooting itself in the foot.

    14. Re:AppleCare is great... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      I think Charlie Booker said it best in this hilarious piece from the guardian.

    15. Re:AppleCare is great... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "My only complaint was they default to telling you to bring in the system yourself."

      Well, maybe it is because I've lived in areas where there was NO Apple Store...they just sent me postage paid shipping package to mail it to them.

      I've only had one experience with Apple repairs...but, I have an older iBook 800Mhz I got off eBay. No Apple Care.

      The screen fizzled and went out, after some research I found this model had had a motherboard problem, I called Apple, and even with no Apple care...and the recall pretty much over with, they sent me DLH postage paid shipping container. I mailed it to them, and they had it fixed, and sent back to me..all within about 3 days.

      I was pretty impressed.

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    16. Re:AppleCare is great... by Dan+Hayes · · Score: 1

      Not quite as bad as my gf's experience, but similar in its time-frame, including the endless waiting in store and the delays in getting the thing back. Oh, and of course as it had just gone out of warranty the several hundred pounds to replace the screen.

    17. Re:AppleCare is great... by rizzo420 · · Score: 0, Troll

      interesting... we have no affiliation with apple and are just starting to get them here. apple doesn't seem to have any interest in starting up some sort of communication with us for budgeting and pricing and all that. they just don't seem to care. as far as we're concerned, there's no reason to go with them until they can work with a business the way other companies work with us. we have no problems getting possible pricing from our other vendors, but apple won't do that for us. so we can't budget them in, and if we can't budget them in, we don't buy a lot of apple computers. it's fine by me. everyone i know who has one has had some sort of hardware issue that apple took their sweet time to fix. it was only fixed after sending it back to apple 3 or 4 times. that's bad service if you ask me.

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    18. Re:AppleCare is great... by DarkVader · · Score: 2, Informative

      Call your local Apple Authorized Service Provider, not Apple.

      Seriously, the dealers are happy to get service business. I'm the onsite guy for a dealer (Knoxville, TN) and most days I can schedule you in the same day. If you've got AppleCare, and it's a hardware problem, the onsite repair is free.

    19. Re:AppleCare is great... by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      The normal process is that you drop the computer off, wait a week or two, and pick it up to find it in spectacular condition. (Usually better than when you dropped it off; above and beyond fixing whatever you brought it in for.) The key is that you have to show a modicum of patience, something which businesses often can't afford to do. If that's your problem, the answer is ProCare. "ProCare is your ticket to priority repairs", or so they say.

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    20. Re:AppleCare is great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      have an imac g5. a few days ago it wouldn't fully turn on, no display, no os; just a power light and fans blowing at full speed. did the diagnostic routine the website outlined at home. led #3 on the lb didn't illuminate.

      brought it in to the local apple store the next morning. logic board and power supply replaced free of charge and computer in hand that evening despite the unit being out of warranty. and the emc # on my imac didn't match that of the recall's.

    21. Re:AppleCare is great... by philipgar · · Score: 1

      In the fall my MacBook started experiencing random shutdowns. I called up apple. On a Thursday afternoon a prepaid box arrived at my door. I put the apple in shipped it off to apple either thursday or Friday (can't remember offhand). I had to go a whole weekend without my computer, and I almost missed the laptop when it was attempted to be delivered to my house on Monday. However a call to the delivery person and they delivered it to where I worked instead a few hours later (I only work a few miles from my home). All in all, I really can't complain. Sure something went wrong with the computer, but my machine was back in my hands 3 days later, even though it was the weekend! Sure this likely wasn't the response in the past, and it was a hassle to go through, but my machine works great now.

      As for older out of warranty macs . . . You're in trouble when parts fail. Also, I have no idea about any enterprise level care, I do know they have special business versions of applecare that cost more. Did you purchase one of those plans?

      Phil

    22. Re:AppleCare is great... by n2art2 · · Score: 1

      That's what I was gonna say. I got to give it to the guys at FirstTech. They do some phone support for free. . . even if you are not a current/past customer. Then if you bring the unit in, or get a care plan (for your business, or personal) they go the extra mile to support you.

      As for a business situation. If you don't have the IT staff on hand to do the repairs, then get the AppleCare, or better yet, look around town for an autorized service vendor for the computers that you have.

      As with anything else. . . If you are a big fish. . . you get big bait, if you are a little fish. . . . you get corn.

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    23. Re:AppleCare is great... by Edoko · · Score: 1

      Hmmmm. I'm surprised to hear your complaint. I've had Apples since the early 1980's and never had a problem like this. However, I always use the Apple Care service: they send out a box, I pack up, and they return it fixed. Usually takes a few days. I'm unsure of the situation with local Apple stores. There, one finds somewhat lengthy waiting periods [especially in NYC], and more uncertainty. I tried that once with my wife's laptop, and the waiting and commute to the store took more than 45 minutes, so I reverted back to using the online service and the box-ship-return method. Does anyone have a good understanding of the field support business? These usually are sub-contractors...

    24. Re:AppleCare is great... by linuxpng · · Score: 3, Interesting

      AMEN! I had a powermac I dropped off at that same store that was suffering from the sudden shutdown issue you'll find on some mac boards. (replacement systemboard + powersupply)I came back after 3 weeks to find it had looked like it had been dragged across a circuit board (you know that sharp soldier joints on the back) and for them to tell me "it couldn't possibly have happened in repair".

      Just the last straw. I've had a powerbook (my first mac the old Ti) die right out of the box that kept going back to service for 6 months because when they fixed something, they broke something else. They eventually replaced it with the next level Ti powerbook that had the paint flaking issue. That powermac also had it's powersupply replaced once because they use cheap fans and they used to get loud after a perioud of time. Also still have a 12inch powerbook that had 3 hard drive replacements and has a slight wobble. You should look at their forums for the replacement batteries they sent out on the recall.. See how many people got batteries that don't even fit(mine too).

      http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID= 636886&tstart=0

      The problem is when a product is old Apple wants to forget the ever made it. Oh sure when there is a class action lawsuit.

      Sorry for the rant, I've given apple waaay too much money.

    25. Re:AppleCare is great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've NEVER had to wait more than a week to get my PowerBook repaired and it has gone in 4 times. I just call them up and they overnight me a box. I have DHL pick that up and I get my computer back better than new 1-2 days later.

    26. Re:AppleCare is great... by pianophile · · Score: 1

      Dell overnighted a brand new one to us for free even before we had sent the old one back. [...] I highly doubt Apple would ever do that,[...]

      Usually if Apple is going to send you a replacement part or system they will send the new one prior to receiving the old one back, though they do take your CC number to which they will charge the price of the replacement if they don't receive the old one. This has worked out well in my experience.

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    27. Re:AppleCare is great... by ThousandStars · · Score: 1
      Your post describes why Apple is unlikely to find many enterprise customers, despite some of the rah-rah posters in the linked thread. The bigger problem is that getting business-class support on the level of HP or Dell is almost impossible for small- to mid-sized businesses; until you're upgrading hundreds of Macs at a time, Apple isn't likely to give you the time of day. If you buy one computer a month from Dell, they'll assign you a rep and give you a customized store and all kinds of other stuff.

      In fact, I imagine that Apple would love to provide corporate support.

      I doubt it. See my posts in the above thread for more on this problem.

    28. Re:AppleCare is great... by Constantine+Evans · · Score: 1

      The last time I used an Apple Authorised Service provider, they took a month to replace the hard drive of my iBook, and they conveniently also replaced my DVD/CD-RW drive with a straight DVD drive. When I demanded an explanation of this (considering it wasn't even broken in the first place), they insisted that I was mistaken for about a week, and when I had proven to them that they had, they claimed that Apple had shipped them a DVD drive in a DVD/CD-RW box, which meant another month of waiting. This experience, along with Apple's actual support demanding that I give them a credit card number before speaking to me about an obvious warranty claim (despite this being a breach of contract on their part), caused me to not even consider buying another Mac for over 6 years.

      Dell, on the other hand, never took more than 24 hours to fix anything, had excellent on-site service, and was very professional. Unfortunately, the hardware quality was unrelated to the service quality, since the motherboard on the laptop broke every 2 months or so (and hard drive ~2 years, keyboard ~4 months, hinges ~6 months, case ~1 year). The cost of replacement parts Dell ended up having to pay for under the three year contract on that laptop was likely higher than the price I had paid for the laptop and contract to begin with.

    29. Re:AppleCare is great... by xr71bb · · Score: 1

      Apple makes a great OS and Desktop Computers. They have never quite figured out how to act in the business world or the server room. Any of the big computer manufacturers have Apple beat hands down with service. Truth is they make a ton of money selling IPODs and don't care about customers who need professional support.

      Case in point:
      You have an XServe crash, you have Applecare support. You call Apple Support they will tell you to "Remove all third party applications and see if stability returns." Well, I did not spend 8 grand to run iTunes. It is very disappointing. It is like finding out your favorite baseball player beats his wife. You really look at them differently.

    30. Re:AppleCare is great... by raddan · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info. This is very useful.

    31. Re:AppleCare is great... by Matt+Perry · · Score: 2, Funny

      I speak with him at least once per week.
      If you're having so many problems with your computers that you have to speak to your rep once a week, you might want to reconsider your hardware vendor.
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    32. Re:AppleCare is great... by linuxpng · · Score: 1

      for $100 extra a year.. on top of your applecare

    33. Re:AppleCare is great... by Incongruity · · Score: 1

      The last time I used an Apple Authorised Service provider, they took a month to replace the hard drive of my iBook...

      Okay, well, that is an unfortunate story -- but the point I made was that you should find a good Apple Authorised Service provider that is focused on business and business level care (and has a track-record to prove it). They exist -- and FirstTech was an excellent example of such a place.

      Did you do that legwork in this case or did you just pop in to the nearest place with an Apple sticker on the window?

    34. Re:AppleCare is great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you want enterprise support, apple offers it here: http://www.apple.com/server/support/

    35. Re:AppleCare is great... by Voline · · Score: 1

      Phish have never been cool. You can go back to watching your suburban TV, now.

    36. Re:AppleCare is great... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Except they refuse to support their own hardware and software if it ages over three years.

      How many enterprises are running just under three year old hardware?

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    37. Re:AppleCare is great... by putaro · · Score: 1

      Isn't the whole point of Apple authorising service centers to assure a minimum level of quality? I should be able to pop in at the nearest place with a sticker on the window and not have to worry that they're going to be a bunch of retards.

    38. Re:AppleCare is great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, this is completely incorrect. I'm the last person to pop on here and post a comment on a thread, but I used to be a salesman at Apple. I handled individual and SMB orders as well as support plans. Now, the standard applecare for the mac pro is the consumer based support but there are higher levels available. Most people purchasing that particular model are using it in a mac only shop and have tech guys on staff to handle repair (they usually get applecare so the tech can get the parts). If you want business level support, you need to make the purchase through SMB channels and it's easy to get from the standard apple phone number. They will know all facets of the levels available to suit your needs. If you want corporate level support, they have it indeed.

    39. Re:AppleCare is great... by Lars512 · · Score: 1

      I have no doubt that Apple is a hassle. Dell isn't all peaches either though, although their response time is faster. I had a new Dell laptop which was semi-broken on arrival. It had transient keyboard problems. After 3 on-site services, which didn't fix the problem, I asked for a complete replacement. They insisted on another service. I said that if it broke again, I wanted a refund. Sure enough, it broke again. They were polite about the refund though. I went and bought a MacBook Pro instead. Now let's hope it doesn't break too.

    40. Re:AppleCare is great... by ktappe · · Score: 1

      If you're having so many problems with your computers that you have to speak to your rep once a week
      Nice. In fact, he calls me half the time just to see how things are going, to let me know what show Apple will next be at (yesterday he gave us two tickets to NAB), or to let me know the status of our latest hardware orders/quotes. We call him to get info as we develop our own custom OS images, deploy them over netboot, test Apple beta software, and develop strategic 18-month plans for which we need Apple roadmaps, etc. In short, there's a whole lot more to talk to a hardware representative about than broken hardware.
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    41. Re:AppleCare is great... by Bravoc · · Score: 1

      The Durham, NC store is terrible. I have spent hours waiting for my "appointment" with the "genius" and watched them treat people really rude. When I took my MBP in for the overhead/whine problem that so many of the 1st gen boxes had, the guy asked me how hot it was getting. I told him "well, too hot to hold on my lap" His response was "Well, for your information these computers are not meant to be used on your lap"

      Maybe it is my old age and lack of "hip-ness" but I'm getting tired of these kids 1/2 my age treating me like I'm some kind of dumb-ass. I've been in the electronics, software, and IT industry longer than some of these kids have been alive.

      When this MBP expires, it'll be my last Apple product

    42. Re:AppleCare is great... by Incongruity · · Score: 1

      If you want something done right for your business, you always have the responsibility to make some attempt to verify the quality of the service beyond such naive methods, IMHO.

    43. Re:AppleCare is great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take offense at that. I'm one of the mentioned "Geniuses" and we pride ourselves on excellent support, business or consumer. The majority of our repairs are completed within two days, and about half are done same-day. None of this "drop the computer off, wait a week or two" stuff. That generally only happens in cases of physical damage to the computer (due to the extensive repairs required) or a part being backordered.

      My advice to the OP is to take the computer in to the store (make an appointment from home before going in) and speak with the Mac Genius directly. Explain that you've got a business-critical computer and ask what can be done to get the problem solved quickly.

    44. Re:AppleCare is great... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      You really shouldn't take offense at this. You guys do provide excellent service, but the problem is that the type of people on Slashdot are a cut above the average person who comes to your store. If they're bringing a computer in, it almost certainly requires physical servicing of some sort. The type of servicing that you need to ship the computer out for. As a result, every servicing I've done with you geniuses (Sorry, sorry, it's just too easy. :P) has required that the unit be shipped out for a week or two of repair.

      The problem with business users is that they are used to and/or need contracts that provide faster turnaround than that. They need a broken server repaired within 4 hours, guaranteed. And they DON'T want to hear that you are backordered on parts. They're slightly more lenient on Desktop systems, but not by much. They generally expect a 24-48 hour turnaround on anything they can't fix themselves. Generally with minimal amounts of their time wasted. Which means that you're not going to be dealing with someone who accidently deleted the MS Office X .APPs folders. You're going to be dealing with a fried ethernet port, a bad logic chip, an unresponsive DVD drive, a non-functional display, or a variety of other problems you can't fix at the 'bar.

      I say this because it's the truth: The Genius Bar is not designed to handle corporate needs. Period, end of story.

      Otherwise, I love the service you provide. Even if you can't do anything more than say, "We'll have to ship this off", at least it has a personal touch to it.

      BTW, which store are you in? It wouldn't be the Michigan Ave. one, would it?

    45. Re:AppleCare is great... by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Spot on. The service at that store is simply awful. Want to buy something? Well you'd better bring a lasso to wrangle an employee into helping you out.

      I went in on Valentine's Day to buy my wife a macbook for (surprise) Valentine's Day. The store was moderately busy, ~7 people milling around. No line at the register, only three customers were taking up store employee's time. I decided that this would be a good chance to really see how they handled customer support. (For a depressing month I was the store manager at The Sharper Image right next door.)

      So, here I am: a customer who knows exactly what he wants (black macbook and a shiny black 80G iPod). Easy sale! I stand by the laptops inspecting the machines and info cards for a few minutes. Nothing. I figure perhaps I look too much like a casual shopper (even though that shouldn't deter anyone from asking if I need any help) so I look around for store associates and try to make eye contact. A few look over or walk past, but still nothing. Okay.

      I finally walk over to the register and just stand there until someone wanders over to check out an iPod sleeve to another customer. After they are finished and while he is in mid-turn to walk away back to the back of the store I relate that I would like to purchase a laptop and ipod.

      I get a relatively sullen acknowledgement and am smoothly (that's good at least) rung up and out the door.

      I can't imagine what they are doing to their employees to make them so deliberately unhelpful, but something ain't right at that store. I don't know if it's systemic throughout all of Apple's retail locations, but you'd think that a company so focused on image would do a little more to motivate its retail employees.

    46. Re:AppleCare is great... by dwightk · · Score: 1

      there are always stories like this... I have a few... But the millions of people who go through apple stores don't experience this much crap. I dunno, I just like to give them the benefit of the doubt. If it was more than one time out of 20 that some crappy stuff happened, I'd consider other options, but Apple's service (for me) is usually great.

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    47. Re:AppleCare is great... by cyber-dragon.net · · Score: 1

      Actually I did take it in... with an apointment... waited nearly half an hour AFTER the apointment time when I was there five minutes early. After driving all the way down there ON MY WORK TIME I was told they had the parts on hand but even with pro-care it was going to take 5-7 days. I then called for on-site repair which was supposedly 24 hours... they had to ship them parts and it took a WEEK. They could not give them the parts the store had? Just bad business and poor communication which is thier problem, not mine.

      End result... my department cannot buy any more Macs until they offer enterprise support, we simply cannot afford the down time.

    48. Re:AppleCare is great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'intelligentblogger.com' is about the stupidest and most banal name I have ever heard. Then again I've never heard your real name so there's a possibility something else out there is even worse.

  2. You should try by Nick+Fury · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You should try getting them to take back a whining 1st gen Macbook Pro. It took me over 6 weeks to get them to do anything about it. I think the turning point was when I told them "your tech support is worse than Dell". The good news was that I finally ended up replacing the machine with one of their newer systems that has a Core 2 Duo chip. I'm happy with the new system. It's quiet and it runs cooler as well. Apple's tech support is awful though.

    1. Re:You should try by RFaulder · · Score: 1

      Apple now considers the whine to be a defect, even though it causes no performance loss. I took mine to a local reseller (no Apple Stores in Edmonton, AB) and he replaced the entire motherboard. Also, some of the finish near the keyboard was chipping off. Applecare replaced it without a hiccup, again a cosmetic defect. Of course, a business machine owner would not find this to be satisfactory, as having to wait about 5 days is not an option. As a consumer I find Apple's tech support top notch. They even replaced my iPod by mail when I brought it in the pool with me (of course not telling them that it was in the pool), and I didn't even have to call them. You just email them from apple.com/support and they do everything.

    2. Re:You should try by Nick+Fury · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sorry bud, I tried that approach. They replaced the motherboard once and managed to make the whine noticebly louder. They then asked that I send it off again after it took them three weeks to replace the motherboard the first time. I refused and told them that I would not send it off for another three weeks unless they were going to replace it. This took place after a lengthy conversation with an idiot at the aptly named genius bar that told me he could not replace it. I asked him why if he could replace a broken ipod he could not replace a broken system and got a "because we said so" reply.

      Finally they agreed to replace the system if a second motherboard replacement did not solve the problem. Needless to say it did not solve the problem and now I have my new system.

      For anyone interested some handy tips are to write down any people you talk to, their Apple ID numbers and apple email address, and when you talk with them. It's also helpful to get them to write down anything they say to you in the record for the support incident. If they promise you a new system then get them to write it in the report.

    3. Re:You should try by RFaulder · · Score: 1

      So they wanted to send the machine away? As in out of the city? That seems greatly inefficient. My repairs were always done by them ordering the part in from Apple and repairing in-store, not the other way around.

    4. Re:You should try by OAB_X · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, and the reason why it takes 5 days is basically this:

      1 day to diagnose it and order the part
      2-3 days to get the part (shipped by DHL from California)
      1 day to install it.

      Which when the math is done, 4-5 days.

      (I work in the service dept. for an apple reseller/repair centre in Toronto)

    5. Re:You should try by Nick+Fury · · Score: 1

      You know the first time they replaced the motherboard I still don't know if they sent it off or repaired it in the store. I got different responses to each of the people I talked to every time I called and asked about it. Keep in mind it took them three weeks the first time to replace it so I think I ened up talking to 5 or 6 different people about it.

      I will never take an apple machine (unless it's a ipod) into a store to have it fixed again. The phone support was much quicker about it though it still took them forever to get stuff done.

    6. Re:You should try by Balthisar · · Score: 1

      I'm from the States, but working in the GTA. When I had a problem with my iMac 17" under US warranty, without AppleCare, they simply directed me to their list of authorized dealers. The one I found was a guy working out of his house. I brought him iMac, we went to his basement, and he swapped out the failing drive. (It also showed me how to do the job, so when I upgraded to a 250 Gb a bit later, it was a piece of cake.)

      When I was talking about the SMART problem to Apple, they wanted me to purchase AppleCare or pay a troubleshooting fee before talking any further. I asked "what if it's a hardware problem." At that point the tech/salesperson asked me what was wrong, and (astoundingly) took my word for it (rare thing these days!). I'd fully expected the DHL mailer deal like we do in the States, i.e., they send an empty box with return postage paid; I'd drop it off; and I'd have it back in a couple of days. I was kind of peeved when the Apple rep told me it didn't work that way in Canada, and was directed to the aforementioned list of servicers. But looking back on it, I got this thing fixed the same day. I'm most pleased.

      In the past I took my PowerBook to the local (US) Apple Store. That was a longer process than the DHL process, plus I had to go all the way back and forth to the Apple Store. Prior to that with a different PowerBook, I'd used the DHL service and was mostly happy with the turnaround time.

      I'm a non-business user, FWIW (Windows and Solaris all day at work).

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    7. Re:You should try by DarkVader · · Score: 1

      Well, here in the states it takes 1 day to diagnose and order the part, it ships DHL overnight, and we install it the next morning.

      Most repairs are less than 24 hour turnaround.

    8. Re:You should try by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hard disk in a 3-month old MacBook died. Took it to the store, they sent it in and I got it back 10 days later. The upside was that they also fixed some cosmetic issues while at it. Of course my RAM sticks still don't work with that computer because they are not "Apple approved"...

    9. Re:You should try by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in Toronto, Canada and most repairs are less than 24 hour turnaround here as well. The exception is when you're dealing with Apple.

    10. Re:You should try by DarkVader · · Score: 1

      I'm talking about Apple.

      If I order a part before 6pm, I typically have it the next morning by 11am.

      I do on-site repairs, and I rarely have to leave business customers down for more than one day.

      I even have loaner Macs if I can't finish the repair quickly enough.

    11. Re:You should try by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope it's not CPUsed/Beam Echo/ whatever the fuck they're calling it now, that place is full of assholes who don't care about people, only about getting paid.

    12. Re:You should try by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can't be worse than carbon.

  3. After sales care is important by NinjaTariq · · Score: 1

    After sales care or your computers should be an important aspect of business machines. If apples sucks, then perhaps you should go with Dell...

    I find Dell's after sales better than before. I would rather order online and get almost what i want than speak to a sales rep and try to get exactly what i want.

    If i want an exact spec then i would go elsewhere or build it myself.

  4. Let me save the Apple Fanboys some time. by Spazntwich · · Score: 2, Funny

    User error!

  5. More details? by Zaurus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What, exactly, are the symptoms of your problems and what have you tried?

    Anecdotally...

    In my experience, I had to spend 11 hours on the phone with Dell (about 90% of that time on hold) talking to four different people during ONE DAY to convince them to RMA a DVD drive that wouldn't read DVD's. Thank heavens for speaker-phones. Of course, that was as a home user in 2001.

    In contrast, as a home user of an Apple keyboard that had problems last year, I called Apple and got to a real person in about a minute (including the phone tree), who had an RMA sent out immediately. Total time on phone? Less that 10 minutes.

    1. Re:More details? by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      I agree that Dell's home user support sucks, with long hold times, heavily accented people walking through standard scripts, etc. (first, ensure the computer is plugged in, press the big button on the front, ...) However, I must say that their Enterprise support rocks. I have never been on hold more than 30 seconds, and have seldom been on the phone for more than 5 minutes total. I tell them, "A hard drive died in a workstation, the diagnostic tests report this error ." They say, "Ok, let me send you a new one" The majority of the 5 minute call is them getting all the shipping setup, to ensure I have a new HD the next day.

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    2. Re:More details? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Dell email support. I put in the service code from the bottom of a laptop and less than 24 hours later I had a representative ring me. In the email I informed them of the test I had used to diagnose the problem in a clear and non condescending manner and I got a replacement part in short order (power supply).
       
      But then again we pay for the 3 year comprehensive support when we buy dell laptops (2 yr next day support is the policy for any computer we buy at work).
       
      Something I found when talking to the dell support rep, is that the line was clear and they had an easy to understand accent, malaysian or phillipino as compared to the difficulty of understanding Indian call centres (Disclaimer: I personally have no problem with outsourcing call centres so long as they are competent and I can understand their accents, dell got a tick for both)

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    3. Re:More details? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I have called Apple with precisely the level of information you have called Dell with, I have gotten equivalent treatment from AppleCare. They've overnighted me logic boards, power supplies, DVD drives, and more. If you know what you are doing, you can cut thru the crap and get what you need. If you call in and act like you have never turned a computer on in your life, you will get treated like that. Be assertive, be polite, explain clearly and concisely the problem and your desired resolution, and you will likely get it from AppleCare. I know I have, every time, over supporting dozens of machines.

    4. Re:More details? by drinking12many · · Score: 1

      or if you pay to get the dell certification which is only like 300 dollars you can order your own parts if you have enough computers to justify it. i jump on a website order the part i need and its there the next day. Then just ship the old one back

  6. "Pro Care" by isaac · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Apple's enterprise support is indeed a joke. They're just not set up for that market. 4 hour on-site? Dream on.

    In this case (line-ups at stores), your only option is "ProCare" which for $100/yr lets you schedule appointments in advance and jump the support queue at the store. No idea whether it's well-honored at busy stores like SoHo (NYC), though. One would hope, but can never assume.

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    1. Re:"Pro Care" by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      one would hope that in NYC even if the on the book stuff doesn't allow you to jump the line having a staff member (or two) with Family Connection will allow you to jump the line

      Hmm i wonder how many computers are at the bottom of the New York Harbor

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    2. Re:"Pro Care" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pro Care definitely speeds things up at Apple SoHo, but it's still not exactly enterprise-level support. I had a processor fail on a new G5 dual and took it into SoHo. Lo and behold the rep told me there was a week-long backlog of repairs to be done, but if I purchased ProCare on the spot it would bump me to the front of the line and ensure that whatever parts my machine needed that were not on hand were shipped to them overnight. I almost bit, too, but the feeling of being mugged was just too overwhelming.

    3. Re:"Pro Care" by quasifrodo · · Score: 1

      Saturday (day one): Out-of-the-box, my MacBook had a bad optical drive. I called Apple support and the support person told me someone would call me back on Monday. Sunday (day two): I decided that waiting two days just to arrange a solution was not good enough. So, I took my newly-born-defective MacBook to the extremely busy Apple Store (Tampa, Fl). I walked right up to a sales person and told them that --out of the box-- my Mac's optical drive did not work. Within minutes, a Genius looked at my Mac, and he explained that it did indeed need a new optical drive and if they had the parts it would take a couple days...BUT, if I purchased PROCARE I could have it done that day. Hmmm.... I ended up paying the $99 for ProCare so I could hold a functioning computer in my hands...a computer that should have been functioning in the first place. All in all, the service was good but it was only speedy because I paid an additional $99.

    4. Re:"Pro Care" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call shenanigans.

      If it was defective out of the box, you should have gone to the cash registers instead of the genius bar. Apple's got a 14-day return/replace policy for just such occasions. They would have given you a new machine no problem.

  7. when my dell died by josepha48 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I had to wait 3 days for them to get a tech out there.

    When my roommates apple laptop died, he took it to an apple store and they took care of it for him. I guess it really depends on the apple store, as I would think that like any other chain, YMMV.

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    1. Re:when my dell died by Andrew_T366 · · Score: 1

      Part of the problem with Apple's repair policies is that they're too centered around their own retail stores as a hub of action.

      If you DON'T have an Apple Store anywhere nearby, you have to juggle phone calls and shipping cartons to the nth degree for days on end when your Mac breaks, which was exactly what happened when my iBook G4 broke without explanation three weeks in.

    2. Re:when my dell died by josepha48 · · Score: 1
      My roommate was sent a box, when his apple was recalled and postage page he was able to send it in. The other time it died, he just took it to the apple store. He's had it about 4 years now.

      Yeah, you kind of need an apple store to take it to, but how many dell stores are there?

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    3. Re:when my dell died by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      Nearest apple store to my house, 265 miles, over a snow covered mountain range in the winter, so figure 7-8 hour drive in winter, 5 hours in summer.

      Nearest Dell store: Fedex is a block away!

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    4. Re:when my dell died by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 1

      When my powerbook showed up with a slot drive that wouldn't burn CDs, Apple sent a new one and a prepaid shipping slip to send back the old one. When the logic board fried a year later, I called apple support and then I took it over to an authorized dealer. Two days later, the logic board had been swapped and the laptop was as good as new.

      Contrast this with my experience with Dell, one PC we ordered from them showed up with none of the software installed (including windows). The replacement drive they sent out showed up only partially formatted. After that, they sent out a service tech. The service tech had to come out twice in order to replace the drive and then install all the needed software. Total time, about a month. What a joke. That laptop from Apple is still running after five years, all that Dell crap we bought had bit the dust long before that. So yeah, Macs are by no means perfect, but its certainly not any worse than most of PCs, and my experience is that their service is just fine.

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    5. Re:when my dell died by hurfy · · Score: 1

      hehe, that sounded close so i checked and it is 283 miles for me too.

      Bah, 4 stores near Seattle but none on entire east side of WA (or south or central for that matter)

    6. Re:when my dell died by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Nearest apple store to my house, 265 miles, over a snow covered mountain range in the winter, so figure 7-8 hour drive in winter, 5 hours in summer.
      Nearest Dell store: Fedex is a block away!
      "

      That's funny, my nearest Apple Store is also FedEx a block away.

      Even though I can drive to an Apple Store in 10 minutes and to several Apple Stores if you give me half an hour, my experience and the advice of the Apple Store staff is that it's faster to let an AppleCare phone tech overnight a box to me and overnight it back directly to my house, rather than standing in line at the Genuis Bar on the way out and having it returned to the nearest Apple Store. The two or three times I have done this, it's been returned to me in 3 or 4 days...including the overnight shipping. The only delay occurs when they don't have a part they need.

  8. well by mastershake_phd · · Score: 1

    Almost four hours dealing with Apple Care, three hours dropping off and picking up my computer at different stores, as per their instructions, trying to get this done quickly

    Stores or computer repair shops? You should only have to bring it to one repair shop.

    1. Re:well by cyber-dragon.net · · Score: 1

      I was instructed by apple care that it would be fixed faster if I picked it up from the busy store and shuttled it to a different one near by (live in the bay area near apple so stores are everywhere) and was told the same week time estimate... that is when we moved on to the 24 hour on site tech who took a week to get parts from apple to show up.

  9. Apple's Are Flaky by SerpentMage · · Score: 1, Informative

    I have had at least 20-30 computers in the span of about 17 years. Apple is not that great. I had a Powerbook that had a faulty motherboard. Apple promptly and kindly fixed the computer, no complaints. Though now I can only run Linux on the Powerbook because when I reformatted the machine and installed OSX I have periodic lockouts. I have tried the utilities that people have recommended (eg memory stress test, etc, etc) yet no avail. Sure I could get Apple to fix it, but that would mean spending money.

    If the Apple computer were a cheap box then I would not care, but Apples are expensive! To this day I have IBM's that are 10 years old and they are still running as if they were unpacked from a box. I cannot even complain about Dell since all my Dell's have survived at least five years.

    My worst computers thus far: Sony, Apple, and a clone maker from the UK

    My best computers thus far: IBM, Dell, HP/Compaq, Samsung, Toshiba, and clone makers.

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    1. Re:Apple's Are Flaky by stewbacca · · Score: 0

      My worst computers thus far: Sony, Apple,
      You have had some horrible luck, as those two brands are historically #1 and #2 in initial quality, reliability and customer satisfaction. Just to counter your anecdotal evidence with more anecdotal evidence; I've owned three mac portables, two top end towers, two destop models and now own two Intel macs, and I've never had anything fail other than wear and tear items like mice and cables. I bent the pin on my ethernet port once, but it was my fault. Do my 9 macs and 15 years of ownership trump your bad experience? Probably not, but it is one small comfort to know that I can keep buying their machines and not worry about build quality (sans the occassional flaming batteries).
    2. Re:Apple's Are Flaky by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 4, Informative

      The plural of "anecdote" is not "data." Whatever your personal experiences, they are not really useful data for a person objectively trying to determine the reliability of systems. People here can trade anecdotes all day and tell you how two different Samsung laptops lit on fire killing family members or whatever. What is useful, however, is actually looking at the independent reviews by manufacturer and support/computer type and seeing how they actually do with large sample sets and documented methodologies. It is not like there is even a lot of debate among said studies. Apple and Lenovo (IBM is long gone neighbor) consistently rank at the top of the heap. Historically, Dell has been near or at the bottom, although they have improved a lot for laptops last year. One of your "best picks," HP has consistently ranked as the worst in the industry for many years running.

      You might want to consider in future posting titles more like "My Apples are flakey." That at least is true. Objectively speaking all the evidence indicates Apple machines are among the least "flakey" in the industry and claiming otherwise is simply your own subjective opinion based upon not enough data to count.

    3. Re:Apple's Are Flaky by linuxpng · · Score: 1

      Refer to my post above, see if you can get something scientific going.

      http://ask.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=225508&thr eshold=3&commentsort=0&mode=thread&pid=18263428#18 265610

    4. Re:Apple's Are Flaky by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      That's been my experience. My 10 year old Thinkpad and semi-recent HP seem indestructible. Dropped them both several times; the HP even has a warped casing and the CD-ROM still works.

      The Toshiba, on the other hand, has cracked its casing in several places, the rubber mouse buttons have worn holes in them, and the battery is by now useless, but it has never had a functional problem.

      I've never known anyone with a Sony laptop that has lasted for more than a few years.

    5. Re:Apple's Are Flaky by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      IBM isn't long gone. They just don't do PCs and laptops anymore. They still have a large range of servers, mid-range, and mainframes. And their service is very good.
      I can tell you that the company I work for shipped out at least a thousand IBM Thinkpads. There service was much better then other companies we dealt with. It pain us when sold off the Thinkpad line.

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    6. Re:Apple's Are Flaky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>those two brands are historically #1 and #2 in initial quality, reliability and customer satisfaction

      Do you have any reference, or are you just farting around?

      From whatever I have read so far, they can't even come near thinkpads in all that. And this, I have experienced personally too.

    7. Re:Apple's Are Flaky by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      If you would state such a blatant lie about Sony, why should we trust your experience with Apple?

    8. Re:Apple's Are Flaky by Wdomburg · · Score: 1

      I'd really like to see a source for that. Anecodotal, but in good volume - I have a friend who's been a notebook repair tech for about years and Sony pretty much tops his list for being consistently low quality, with Apple not too far behind (particularly with first revs of new models).

    9. Re:Apple's Are Flaky by stewbacca · · Score: 1
    10. Re:Apple's Are Flaky by prockcore · · Score: 1

      The plural of "anecdote" is not "data."


      Actually.. that's exactly what it is.
  10. Not impressed by sprag · · Score: 2, Informative

    We've had a couple of problems with our XServe and its been hit or miss. We bought the spare parts kit, and it hasn't been the pancea its made out to be. For a bad XServe RAID drive its just fine, but when we had one of the system disks fail on the XServe, it was a nightmare.

    When the drive failed we looked in the spare parts kit but there wasn't one. When we called them about it, the rep kept claiming that we bought the wrong spare parts kit. Only after pestering him for the part number for the "right" kit did he admit that there wasn't a kit with the spare part. The 4 hour response time basically amounts to how fast you'll get someone to tell you that they'll ship one sometime. For this particular drive, they didn't have any in stock and it took 5 days to get one to our site (and the delivery people tried to postpone it over the weekend because it was Friday afternoon). When it did arrive, it was slightly smaller than the old, so I had to fight with the mirror config to make it work again.

    Not a pleasant experience.

    On the other hand, last night I had a scsi raid card die on an IBM pSeries machine. The machine died and after doing diagnostics and sending a report in (at 10:45) I spoke to a rep at 11 and because it was in the middle of the night it took a little longer, but the card was at our site by 4am and we up and running by 5:30.

    1. Re:Not impressed by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      It's enough to make you wonder if it isn't still a good idea for Apple and Sun to merge. Or at least develop a synergistic partnership (*snicker*) that plays up the strengths of both companies. Apple could provide the glitz and Sun the raw hardware support and software scalability. With a little bit of technology sharing, they could develop into a new (and incredibly powerful) force in the business computer industry.

      Mac OS X on a Sun Ray? I'm drooling already.

    2. Re:Not impressed by darken9999 · · Score: 1

      I don't see how this got modded informative. I don't recall the xServe spare parts kit ever having a hard drive in it. I have a few, and I knew what was in the kit when I bought it. I also know that when I buy a critical server I should buy a spare hard drive - it's the part that seems to fail most frequently.

    3. Re:Not impressed by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 2, Informative
      Not a pleasant experience?

      It generally isn't when one side of the conversation is clueless. Witness:

      AppleCare Service Parts Kits for Xserve. To minimize downtime, Apple offers an AppleCare Service Parts Kit for Xserve, which includes a logic board, a power supply, and a fan array.

      Do you see a drive listed in that short list of contents? I don't. Do you think it should be there anyways, when you can configure an Xserve with any number of drive choices? It's obviously better to sell you a kit with generic parts, and to expect you to know that it doesn't include a drive and to purchase one that matches your config.

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    4. Re:Not impressed by sprag · · Score: 1

      I wasn't the one suggesting the drive was in the kit, it was the retarded apple care rep. When I wanted a replacement drive it took 5 freaking days for them to get me one. Next business day, my ass.

    5. Re:Not impressed by sprag · · Score: 1

      The rep was telling us that there should have been one in the kit and that we ordered the wrong one. I was fully aware that there wasn't one. The service agreement states "next business day" for parts...until you look at the fine print and they mention "if its in stock". For the typical server drive it shouldn't have taken 5 days for them to get around to sending us one.

  11. Macs for business use are still silly by DogDude · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's still a silly decision to try to use Macs for mission-critical business machines for just this reason. In my business, if I have a machine go down, I either run down to my local parts store to get the part I need, or I run down to the thrift store and pick up another used beige box for $50. Having a machine down for weeks in not an option. Having a machine down for days, even, is unacceptable in my small business.

    Now, if you have some fancy design business, where deadlines are measured in weeks or months, as opposed to minutes as they are in retail, then sure, you can probably afford to ship off a box and wait for a few weeks until it gets fixed. Unfortunately, that's not a luxury that many smaller businesses can afford.

    This is what true "lock-in" (hardware AND software) looks like in the IT industry, and it's not pretty.

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    1. Re:Macs for business use are still silly by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      if you have some fancy design business, where deadlines are measured in weeks or months, as opposed to minutes as they are in retail
      Based on this statement, you underestimate how the creative industry (print, video, image, publishing, layout, color, sound & audio, etc.) works.
    2. Re:Macs for business use are still silly by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's still a silly decision to try to use Macs for mission-critical business machines for just this reason. In my business, if I have a machine go down, I either run down to my local parts store to get the part I need, or I run down to the thrift store and pick up another used beige box for $50.

      What is silly is trying to run a business that way. Every place I've ever worked (even on a shoestring budget start-up companies) has done the same thing while dealing with Dell and Apple and Lenovo and our other suppliers of workstations. You standardize on a few suppliers (where I work now we have Apple and Lenovo). You keep a couple of spare machines as backups for when one breaks and give it to the user so they have no down time and ship off the machine to be fixed. When it is fixed you test it then it becomes one of the spares. When we had consumer Dell machine we had to keep a significant number of spares (10-20%) because failures were so common. With both Lenovo and Apple we have more like 2% extra to serve as spares. Even a day of downtime for a professional is about the same as the cost of a laptop when you figure how many tasks suddenly were derailed and waiting for some IT guy to try to swap parts and get something working again is absurd compared to a ten minute restore from backup. The cost evaluation of doing business some other way seems really high compared to the cost of having a few spare machines on hand.

      This is what true "lock-in" (hardware AND software) looks like in the IT industry, and it's not pretty.

      In real business it is common to standardize on a few suppliers so "lock in" the way you describe it is standard operating procedure and results in fewer problems for IT and better prices. Its also a lot easier to buy 50 extra power supplies for each manufacturer and leave them in all the conference rooms, rather than try to manage them from a dozen different vendors.

    3. Re:Macs for business use are still silly by iluvcapra · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Now, if you have some fancy design business, where deadlines are measured in weeks or months, as opposed to minutes as they are in retail, then sure, you can probably afford to ship off a box and wait for a few weeks until it gets fixed.

      Sigh. My G5 under my desk has all of the sound effects for a certain arachnid-Stan Lee-related movie on it. If it dies and it can't get fixed, my dubbing stage will stop working within about an hour or two, and the dubbing stage is booked for around $1000/hour. "Fancy Design businesses" like advertising, commercial art and film production, have hideously short turnarounds and are ruinously expensive on a minutes and hours basis.

      AppleCare ain't great, good for home, but bad for what I do professionally. So how do we do it? Our tech support people take Macs seriously, they have a small inventory of spares for when they need to send one back, and they know enough to fix small things themselves. I've never needed mine replaced for anything, FWIW. Any large organization could handle supporting Macs, having IT people who take them seriously and keep up to date on their issues is the real problem.

      Oh and having a spare machines on site helps too ;)

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    4. Re:Macs for business use are still silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My G5 under my desk has all of the sound effects for a certain arachnid-Stan Lee-related movie on it. If it dies and it can't get fixed, my dubbing stage will stop working within about an hour or two, and the dubbing stage is booked for around $1000/hour.

      Why are you storing on a local machine instead of a network redudant server something that could block a $1000/hour project? That's just crazy.

    5. Re:Macs for business use are still silly by 7Prime · · Score: 3, Informative

      That couldn't be more true. People think of us in A/V fields as having cushy deadlines, but in actuality, we have thousands riding on the line every hour. I work in TV advertising, and, unfortunatly, we're a PC oriented business (ClearChannel owned... figures). Our IT people are simply broadcast techs that have been given a bit of IT training, and it's excruciating. My coworker's beige box goes down a few times a day, now, and the engineers have no idea what to do with it, but they're too cheap to really get down and take a good look (I really don't trust them to do a good job anyway). We lose lots of time and money every day with computer problems. Having a good IT staff is everything. Unfortunately, in agency type businesses like this one (TV station with an attatched agency), the A/V producers are at the bottom of the totom pole, below the sales staff... which makes no sense since they simply need boxes that will run email, Word, and Excel. I guess that's why... our problems are much more complicated to fix, so the IT staff ignores us.

      That's why we A/V producers end up with Windows boxes... and we're incompatable with every other agency in town/state, because they were smart enough to use Macs. Sorry for bitching, I'm just sick and tired of Microsoft zealot IT staff who have no idea what they're doing. I'm not even allowed to run Firefox.

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    6. Re:Macs for business use are still silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's still a silly decision to try to use Macs for mission-critical business machines for just this reason. In my business..."

      ELL

      OH

      ELL!


      DogFuck, selling KITTY LITTER and POOPER SCOOPERS is not mission critical by any standard! Even your syph-addled brain has to understand that!

      "if I have a machine go down..."

      If you have a machine go down, someone will pick up their dog's shit with a plastic bag!!!

      You are too funny!

    7. Re:Macs for business use are still silly by Wdomburg · · Score: 1

      It's still a silly decision to try to use Macs for mission-critical business machines for just this reason. In my business, if I have a machine go down, I either run down to my local parts store to get the part I need, or I run down to the thrift store and pick up another used beige box for $50. Having a machine down for weeks in not an option. Having a machine down for days, even, is unacceptable in my small business.

      You'd run a mission critical application on a $50 used machine? Personally I much prefer having good spare hardware on hand and a same or next business day service contract.

    8. Re:Macs for business use are still silly by Anarchitect_in_oz · · Score: 1

      So you are saying on any platform it's a good idea to have redundant hardware.
      We use Macs in Business (Architecture) and well just run the business profitable enough so that hardware is not at premium, we keep two redundant Macs in the office and even go to the hassle of connecting them to the network so we can fire them up and update software, so they are ready to go.

      We work on those deadlines of weeks and months and believe me there is no slack in that time for even days of down time. Really if your in business then you need to plan for such things not just leave them to chance of stock levels at your local store. Or on the other hand allowing to take off line to deal with the latest virus outbreak.

      One owner of a graphic design company once said "computers are just like any staff, you have to allow for them wanting to take holidays, and call in sick on occasion"

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    9. Re:Macs for business use are still silly by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      So did you tell your bosses that their work is dependent upon your consumer class computer under your desk? No network storage? No SAN? Gosh, I really hope you don't have a hard drive issue. Even a rebuild and restore is going to cost.

    10. Re:Macs for business use are still silly by mjwx · · Score: 1

      As a tech support person, When my company acquired a graphic design company last year they bought Mac's with them. Now Apple software problems aside, its the ones that I already know heaps about such as hardware failure. If the RAM starts to play up I cant open the case and put a new stick in, no, that would void my warranty. Nor can I replace the power supply myself even if I had to keep a specialized Mac PSU on the shelf I would but I am not permitted to crack the case. It took three days for an "authorised Apple (dis)service centre" to do a 10 minute job (G5 iMac blew a PSU, which wouldn't of happened if the damned Mac user did what I told him to and turned off his machine when he goes home but I digress).

      So even if I could justify the cost of keeping a spare G5, it would do me no good as I cant get the HDD out of the broken one as I am not "permitted" to open the case without voiding the warranty (this is different with the Dell and HP laptops where I can replace RAM, HDD's and optical drives without voiding the whole warranty). And I am not buying a file server for 2 designers which they when they don't use the file space they are already provided (they arrogantly choose to keep all their work on their local drives instead of the 100 GB I provide them with).

      If anyone knows, I need a means of preventing a Mac user from changing their own desktop similar to Group Policy if possible. One (see: arrogance above) continually uses desktops that are not suitable for work (there's a policy in place and he's since been sacked because of it).

      Disclaimer: I have worked with three Mac users, the first two were arrogant arseholes (argumentative, demanding etc) but the one we have here now is easy to get along with and seems to want to work well within the organisation, which would explain why he's the only one left.

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    11. Re:Macs for business use are still silly by iluvcapra · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So even if I could justify the cost of keeping a spare G5, it would do me no good as I cant get the HDD out of the broken one as I am not "permitted" to open the case without voiding the warranty

      I haven't the slightest idea what you are talking about. HDD, RAM, Wifi, and optical drive hardware installation instructions were provided in the box, in a paper book, with every Mac I've bought in the last 5 years (where applicable), and you are welcome to do them yourself if you have the aptitude.

      The Apple site will happily inform you on how to replace the RAM on your iMac. You can also find a complete summary of user-serviceable parts/options for a G5 here.

      Please post a link to this warranty you read.

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    12. Re:Macs for business use are still silly by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      So did you tell your bosses that their work is dependent upon your consumer class computer under your desk?

      Sigh deeper. Digidesign Pro Tools on the PC has a lot of issues, and no one uses it. Pro Tools can't use a SAN or NAS for storage. The LTO in the other room has my backups. If my drives die it's all my responsibility, but I have mirrors of most of my critical stuff. The motherboard or PSU dying is the big issue, and I can always swap out my HDD when that happens.

      I am unaware of a $3,000 "consumer-class" computer with 4 CPUS and 3 PCI Express slots.

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    13. Re:Macs for business use are still silly by denali99755 · · Score: 1

      seriously. on top of short deadlines much of the time (say, newspaper design), most of these industries are so tightly woven that failure to finish a task even once could kill your reputation and your business permanently, especially if you're young.

    14. Re:Macs for business use are still silly by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      It's still consumer class - not consumer, per se, but power user. Most of the components in it are consumer class. Don't get me wrong, I like it, gorgeous computer, but still - sitting under a desk, sucking up dirt and dust and carpet fiber, easily kickable, etc, etc, it's just a precariously positioned workstation. Powerful, but not something I'd entrust all of that to.

      The last place I was at was an all Avid house. Most of the workstations had around 2TB local storage, but you'd get your arse kicked, hard, if you used it as anything more than a "scratchpad" of sorts.

    15. Re:Macs for business use are still silly by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      we keep two redundant Macs in the office and even go to the hassle of connecting them to the network so we can fire them up and update software, so they are ready to go.
      Holy crap? Only two!? With the MONTHS waiting it takes for Applecare to fix things and the frequency of things like "logicboard failures" among many other things, how do you manage without the computers?

      Really if your in business then you need to plan for such things not just leave them to chance of stock levels at your local store.
      Yeah, you don't seem prepared.

      Or on the other hand allowing to take off line to deal with the latest virus outbreak.
      I can't remember that EVER happening in companies I worked for.
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    16. Re:Macs for business use are still silly by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the real issue is that Pro Tools won't talk to a SAN in any reliable way, which is really a miserable state of affairs. Avid's are much better about it.

      I still don't see your point, though. Avid ships G5s with their turnkey setups, and the HPs they ship with their PC solutions are pretty comparable to a good G5. The dubbing stage I deliver to uses G5 for all of their playback. Spider-Man 3 is being dubbed off of Macintoshes. Every Oscar winner for best sound editing over the past decade has used a Macintosh. That is pro class enough for me.

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    17. Re:Macs for business use are still silly by illtud · · Score: 1

      Sigh deeper. Digidesign Pro Tools on the PC has a lot of issues, and no one uses it. Pro Tools can't use a SAN or NAS for storage.

      What do you mean? You can't drop an FC card into your mac, plug it into the SAN and use it? You'll get a faster transfer rate from a half-decent SAN than from any local disk array you can fit in your G5. Or is it an OS issue? Or does Pro Tools discriminate against remotely-mounted systems? I'm genuinely interested! (we're procuring a SAN here and will have Macs doing video digitization to it)

    18. Re:Macs for business use are still silly by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      Pro Tools won't play audio off of a drive it does not "bless". On a Mac, it ill only bless HFS or HFS+ drives mounted locally. On the PC, it will only bless FAT32 or NTFS drives mounted locally; I believe the main issue is that Pro Tools requires a relatively low guaranteed latency. Pro Tools is very weird about this, it won't even play off of locally-mounted software RAIDs. Certain SAN solutions work, but they are unsupported by Digidesign, are flaky, and really far too expensive for what you get -- having a tape backup is better. Pro Tools has absolutely zero mechanism for collaboration on sessions (unlike Nuendo, which BTW supports NAS and just about any playback volume), and the one or two times I've seen a SAN working it just seemed to make more of a mess than having people work independently.

      I would also add that sound editing has about a fifth the budget of picture editing in the feature world, and one stumbling block is cost, which is unfortunate. But the fact that PT really doesn't play nice with SAN is the primary limiting factor.

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  12. My experience at work wasn't good by jimstapleton · · Score: 1

    Preamble: I've no qualms with outsourced tech support, that's /not/ the problem I'm complaining about here... I'm complainging about all the errors made in the handling of the issue.

    I was at work, a few years ago, and someone needed their Mac desktop serviced. I call up the Mac store at the local mall as my boss told me to.

    After a few rings, the rep picks up. I tell her my issue, stating that we want to bring the computer in, do we need to pay before hand, and can they take [payment type]. Her response? "Sorry, I don't know, let me transfer you to the tech bench".

    I get a couple clicks and am at some automated voice thing, with options of "sales" or "tech support". I chose tech support

    click. static. At this point, I know I'm on a different continent.

    Sure enough, after 20+ minutes of hold, a guy with an Indian (as in subcontinent, not native american) accent answers.
    Him: "Hello [standard greetings stuff], Can I have your product serial number please?"
    Me: "Is this the Apple store at [mall name]"
    Him: "Yes, yes it is. Can I have your serial number please?"
    Me: "Well, I'm just asking if you take [payment type], and do you need it in avance for repairs."
    Him: "Sir, I need your serial number."
    Me: "I don't have the computer right here, and I'm not asking for assistance in diagnosing the problem or repairing it, I'm asking about paymet."

    this goes on for a couple more exchanges, finally he realizes the serial number is irrelevant to the issue.

    Him: "let me check the database"
    My mind: "wtf?"
    Him: "Sorry, we don't have that information, please contact the local store."
    (we hang up).

    5 minutes later when I calm down a bit. I call the apple store again.
    Rep: "Hello, this is the Apple store at [mall name]"
    Me: "Hi, I'm calling to see if you take [payment type] and if it is needed in advance."
    Rep: "Let me transfer you-"
    Me: "Don't transfer me off continent this time."
    Rep: "Sorry, we don't have the ability, all transfers are in building."
    Me: "I called half an hour ago, and someone tried transfering me to the tech bench. I got India."
    Rep: "That's not possible."
    Me: "Sorry, but that's what happened."
    Rep: *sigh* "Alright I'll /walk/ over there and ask for you."

    a couple minutes later I get my answer. They didn't take that particular payment method, which didn't suprise me, so we used the company credit card instead (we didn't want to, too much of a hassle with paper work).

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    1. Re:My experience at work wasn't good by RFaulder · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure Apple doesn't use out-sourced India tech support... are you sure you just didn't have a guy with an Indian accent?

    2. Re:My experience at work wasn't good by jimstapleton · · Score: 1

      with all the extra static on the line? They could have had a call center with bad lines, but it struck me as being shipped to another continent.

      Still, that is possible. Regardless that wasn't the issue, as I initially stated. The issue was how it was handled.

      The lady transfered me some place that put me out of the building.
      The individual I talked to said he was at that location. He then proceded to check for the information, after much hassle, and said he couldn't get, and said I had to call the local store (which he earlier said he was at).
      The lday, when I called back, said that she couldn't even transfer me out of building, which had happened in the earlier call. After stating that this is what happened, she argued with me that that couldn't happen, rather than just accepting it and finding another method to resolve the situation.

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    3. Re:My experience at work wasn't good by RFaulder · · Score: 1

      So you don't really know if it was transferred out of the building... you just assume it was because there was static on the line.
      You know, when you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.

    4. Re:My experience at work wasn't good by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Honestly, it sounds like an answering service to me. Companies that need to screen for emergency calls (apartment complexes being a big one) often use them to cover non-business hours. The answering service is then put in the position of either telling the customer to call back later or paging the appropriate emergency staff.

      This being computer-related, it doesn't surprise me that it would have been outsourced to India. It seems like the standard panacea for all ills these days. :-/

    5. Re:My experience at work wasn't good by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 1

      How do you know you were transferred to India? Your only proof is someone with an Indian accent. It's not like there aren't any Indian-Americans or anything.

      You didn't provide the requested serial number? Are you aware that tech support desks typically are required to log all calls, so that when YOU call back saying "You transferred me to another sub-continent" they can actually see what happened and that you're not one of the many *lying* customers just trying to get extra-free super service? (there are many of those). With out-sourced tech support especially, such procedures are important, as they provide one of the bases for payment.

      I can understand the 'sigh' of the Rep. I probably would've told you that if you are unwilling or unable to follow directions, we cannot direct you to a solution, so please call back when you have the required information handy, and have a nice day. After which you would be precisely the customer I'd gripe about at the water cooler.

      God I'm glad to be out of fucking tech support.

    6. Re:My experience at work wasn't good by jimstapleton · · Score: 1

      So, the fact that the guy told me I needed to call the store itself doesn't count as evidence that I was transferred out of the store?

      news to me.

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    7. Re:My experience at work wasn't good by jimstapleton · · Score: 1

      Did you even read the whole post? OK, fine, maybe it wasn't india, I really could care less if it was or not, other than it wasn't in the building of the store, as the guy said at the end of the conversation (and he lied to me about it at the beginning!)

      And why should I have to give a serial number to find out if they take a certain payment method, and if they need it before or after the service is rendered?

      I wasn't asking for ANYTHING except those two questions. Most companys don't charge for that kind of question.

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    8. Re:My experience at work wasn't good by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 1

      "I really could care less if it was or not"

      ITYM "couldn't". Sorry, pet peeve.

      You call tech support, you have to give them some way to identify you, even if you're just asking what the weather is like in India. It's the way these things do business.

      The fact that you were transferred to tech support for a sales&support question *is* wrong, of course, but I don't understand the outrage I sensed from your post.

    9. Re:My experience at work wasn't good by jimstapleton · · Score: 1

      The fact that it took 40+ minutes to find out if they take a certain type of payment, and if it was needed in advance or not
      The fact that I was not only transfered to someone who couldn't handle the situation, but
      - That person LIED to me
      - The person that transfered me said that the situation that happened /could not/ happen, and proceeded to argue about it

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    10. Re:My experience at work wasn't good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      clikety click
      static
      "Please call the local store"

      I reckon he was transferred out of the building.

      It's also possible that the lady he spoke to has no idea that her phone system works that way, and since she can't personally transfer calls out of the building, she regards his assertion that he was transferred as impossible. Inconceivable, even.

    11. Re:My experience at work wasn't good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand why people here are giving you grief over this - I'd be as mad as hell, too. I suspect these clowns would be too if it happened to them.

    12. Re:My experience at work wasn't good by jimstapleton · · Score: 1

      actually, the funny thing is, I wasn't mad about it per-say, annoyed yes, a touch angry maybe, mad no. However I am mad because the fanbois here seem to think I'm wrong to be a bit put off by this treatment I recieved.

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  13. Feel lucky at your response times by compunut · · Score: 1

    It really does matter where you are. Next day on-site support from both HP and Dell take 2-3 business days for me (HP usually is faster than Dell). Four hour response time support from every vender I've used has been next day at the fastest. Most vendors flat out tell me I can't have 4 hour response. It was like pulling teeth to get a 6 hour response contract from Cisco for a $25,000 router. When I call anyone at HP workstation or reseller support, I end up in India with people who don't speak English. That is frequently true of Dell also, although their Gold support occasionally gets me to someone who speaks English.

    Heck, I had an HP laptop with an extended on-site service contract that was down SIX WEEKS for repair and ended up going to depot repair after about 15 hours on the phone with HP and 2 on-site support visits. That is a business grade support contract.

    I've never dealt with AppleCare support, but I can tell you that where you are DOES matter!

  14. AppleCare more like AppleNinjaTraining by Sciros · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    My experience was actually quite similar. I was tasked with replacing everything in our IT department with Apple stuff, down to the pens and notebooks. The general policy was if it wasn't Apple it wasn't up to the task. Well, three days after one of our big Mac Pros came in, a friggin ninja crawled out of it and started giving us major grief. At first he was just being a nuisance, taking all of the paper cups out of the cappucino machines, covering elevator buttons with engine grease, stuff like that. But over time he started slicing up monitors, breaking fluorescent bulbs over people's heads, and eventually got into the usual ninja habit of killing people and setting things on fire.

    I contacted AppleCare about the issue, and their response was I had clearly ordered the Mac Pro with the "trojan horse" option turned on. Friggin liars. Well, no matter what I said, they refused to take the ninja back.

    Eventually we started running out of equipment thanks to that jerk. Unable to be productive typing on half a keyboard and a cordless-by-way-of-sword mouse, I was left with no option other than contacting Apple's Business support and informing them that AppleCare was being uncooperative. These guys sent me Chuck Norris within 3 business days and now I'm back in full productivity mode. Though our floor's cappucino machine is messed up after eating one of Chuck's nickels and taking a roundhouse in the gut for it.

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    1. Re:AppleCare more like AppleNinjaTraining by Ecuador · · Score: 1

      If none of the 14 yo slashdotters have mod points today, you are out of luck my friend.

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    2. Re:AppleCare more like AppleNinjaTraining by Sciros · · Score: 1

      Well, they're just not back from school yet. So, there's still hope.

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  15. Swapping LCD screens by klubar · · Score: 1

    One of our dell laptops had a screen go bad (lines were appearing on the screen). A 5 minute call (including hold times) with a customer rep confirmed the problem and scheduled the tech. The next day the part arrived in the morning and the tech arrived in the afternoon. It probably took him 20 minute to replace the screen. Total lost time less than a day.

    The same event with an apple product would have required a minimum of 2 hours on the phone and probably a week or more of lost time.
    Apple=Stuff you use at home
    Major brand PC=Stuff you use at work.

    1. Re:Swapping LCD screens by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      One of our dell laptops had a screen go bad (lines were appearing on the screen). A 5 minute call (including hold times) with a customer rep confirmed the problem and scheduled the tech. The next day the part arrived in the morning and the tech arrived in the afternoon. It probably took him 20 minute to replace the screen. Total lost time less than a day.

      The same event with an apple product would have required a minimum of 2 hours on the phone and probably a week or more of lost time.
      Apple=Stuff you use at home
      Major brand PC=Stuff you use at work. Suuure. Unless you live in one of the places where the on-site service Dell sold you isn't actually available. That is after you talked for hours to the guys in India.
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    2. Re:Swapping LCD screens by Sandbags · · Score: 3, Informative

      OK, I work in Disaster Recovery, so this hits home... First, the service plan is designed to fix your hardware only. If on site service is available from someone who is actually a trained, reliable, rep for a company (ie, you live/work in one of the 150 largest towns in America), then you are lucky and can usually get good service. Most people have to ship their hardware off or deal with some outsourced local company for repairs that take days. You hardly ever get your machine back in any good shape unless it's repaired at the factory, in which case they normally come back looking new or even better, but you have extended down time. Second, If you run a business, and downtime is critical, you have spare systems... 1 spare for every 20 functional machines of each specific model is a good rule of thumb. Image a copy of the machine to a clean box and restore the user's files. If you prepared, this means 30-60 minutes of downtime for the user. The repaired machine becomes your replacement spare. If your a growing company, you will have even more spare systems because you order in bulk for more staff than you currently have, and rotate new machines in as employees come online. If you're a really small business and only have a few machines you still need at least 1 spare at all times (even if you only have 1 working PC!). This is the cost of doing business vs the cost of downtime. Depending on the nature of your business, there are likely regulations from HIPPA, Baynes Oxley, or some other agency or legal requirement that you don't even know about. I've got a local doctor here in my town I service who is bound by law to have nearly 20K in systems and backups just to power his patient administration workstation for 1 simple secretary. It sounds rediculous, but it really isn't if he's going to be able to access those records anytime 24 hours a day if one of his patients is hospitalized and the hospital needs access to their history. I've also seen cases even with $20k servers where a part failure has kept a system down for 6-7 days as the tech orders and replaces a dozen parts trying to find out which one is causing the others to fail. Sure, he was on site with parts in 4 hours, but downtime can still be crippling regardless of the quality of your service contract. If you don't have a plan to be back up and running in 1 hour or less, then you just plan for downtime. Again, it's the cost of doing business. You need spare systems. Apple's repair policy is not a bad one. Sure they could focus more on large business and offer next day 2 way shipping or same day on site services for more money, but large businesses have spares, so what's the rush? This is one of the reasons Apple can provide such quality for the price, and that they made more profit last year than Dell while selling almost 20 times fewer machines.

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    3. Re:Swapping LCD screens by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      Well I woke up one morning a few months ago to see my first WinXP BSoD. Cursing MS I rebooted, and it turned out it was a problem with memory. Cursing Dell I called up their tech support, who arranged to have a tech come over the following day with replacement parts. The next day it was replaced and everything was working again.

      So I'd say Dell's support is excellent, and from everything I've heard it far exceeds Apple.

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    4. Re:Swapping LCD screens by fingusernames · · Score: 1

      My Powerbook had some issues, nothing critical. I waited until near the end of my AppleCare warranty, and called Apple. The next morning there was a box waiting outside my door. I boxed the laptop up, called DHL for pickup. The next morning it was at Apple's repair center. It was fixed that same day, and shipped out. They replaced the top case because it was scratched up, the bezel around the screen and the latch because it didn't latch so well any longer, the wifi internal antenna and cabling because of some reception issues, and a few other cosmetic things. I had it back the morning after that. So total time out of my hands, less than 48 hours. The laptop now looks like brand-new after three years of constant use and hauling around.

      I don't know how Dell's support would "far exceed" my experience. In my business experience, I'd say the opposite. I deal with small businesses all the time, and most of them with Dells have experienced Dell's service because things keep breaking. Sure, Dell handles the repairs quickly, sending out some local knuckle-draggers to swap parts or shipping the parts ASAP, but they still have the problems that needed repair in the first place. Nature of using super-cheap components selling cut-throat commodity PCs. Apple doesn't play that game. I'm seeing A LOT more interest on the part of small businesses in getting Apple computers. I think Apple has a bright future in that market.

      Larry

  16. Not a good experience for me either by huguley · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I had a dual proc g5 tower that never really worked quite right and would lock up now and then. We bought 3 of them at once and the other 2 never had a problem. It took close to 8 months to get the problem solved and in the meantime I had to go out and buy another one as having people try to do work on a flaky machine is pretty hard to do.

    They pretty much replaced everything by the time they were done with it. One of the last techs just happened to have a new verision of the diagnostic disks that identified a bad cpu or something. After that the machine was flawless.

    But 8 months of back and forth with the local store not being able to find the problem and apple saying there is nothing wrong with it was pretty annoying. Something like that with dell would have take a couple of trips best case before they just replaced it.

    For what an apple costs compared to a PC they should be more responsive.

    1. Re:Not a good experience for me either by INeededALogin · · Score: 1

      You should of pushed for a new machine.

      In my experience, Apple will replace a machine entirely after three attempts at fixing it if they haven't fixed the issue. My personal experiences working with them was actually good, but that is another story.

  17. AppleCare Support is NOT for business by Dekortage · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I was previously the CTO of a small marketing agency in NYC. We were an all-Mac shop. When we had serious trouble, calling Apple was not helpful. We came to rely on local companies like TekServe for business-critical support (though it's not cheap). Consider this free advertising for them: they were great.

    If you use Macs in business, I strongly advise you to find a local shop of Mac experts and rely on them.

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    1. Re:AppleCare Support is NOT for business by ben_place · · Score: 1

      I agree whole-heartedly about TekServe - loved em! Is there anyone else that good anywhere else in the country? I don't know. I sure can't find one near Detroit.

  18. Lack of spare parts by klubar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Apple seems to be particularly bad about inventorying spare parts. Spares allocated to repairs are "unproductive" assets. Everytime I've had anything break on a Mac I first have to go through the painful consumer-type customer service, then argue for at least 20 minutes that we have paid for on-site service. Finally, they indicate that the parts are back ordered and it might be week or more before we can get a replacement.

    Maybe if it was some obscure part (xraid motherboard or old hardware) I could understand. But we got the same response when it was a standard MacPro diskdrive and on another occasion a power supply.

    Basically I would say that apple support is NOT ACCEPTABLE for busines use.

  19. I've had the opposite by real+gumby · · Score: 3, Informative

    But of course everybody's MMV. But over the past 15 years I've had to call apple for support and it's always been great (note: I only buy Applecare for portables). With two exceptions, within a few minutes I've been scheduled for a box to be sent out (or a replacement part, e.g. a power adaptor). Painless. The two exceptions were, well, exceptional:

    1 - I spilled tea into my 2400c while in Japan. Luckily I was in Tokyo and the machine had been built in Japan (at that time most were still built in the USA) and Applecare called over and then sent me over to somewhere in the Akihabara where someone fixed my machine as I watched.

    2 - My machine went completely bonkers because the PCI bridge fried. How do I know? Err, a friend in Apple's hardware group diagnosed it for me (and cloned my disk for me!). Then I called, described only the symptoms, and politely went through the "fixit" script with the guy on the phone (try to restart, try a reset, etc etc). That was my longest call and still not incredibly long.

    Enterprisesupport has been different. I've only called for support on my Xserve three or four times but each time I got a phone call (or once mail) from someone in the engineering group. In fact one time I was on hold for a while because the tech at the other end went into a machine room, reconfigured a machine and duped the problem while I was on the phone (it was a booting problem when the a homedir was on a SAN disk). Pretty good.

    IBM's support has been quite good too, but they're about the only other one.

    Of course ideally the machines would never break and then support could be crappy or nonexistant...but nobody would know!

    1. Re:I've had the opposite by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      2 - My machine went completely bonkers because the PCI bridge fried. How do I know? Err, a friend in Apple's hardware group diagnosed it for me (and cloned my disk for me!). Then I called, described only the symptoms, and politely went through the "fixit" script with the guy on the phone (try to restart, try a reset, etc etc). That was my longest call and still not incredibly long.

      What are users who don't have a man inside Apple supposed to do in this instance?

      P.S. You didn't actually say what the outcome of that call was.
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    2. Re:I've had the opposite by real+gumby · · Score: 1

      Well, I only mentioned this example to say the one time my machine was really acting strangely the guy reading the script to me at Applecare was nevertheless able to converge quickly.

      The "solution" was to replace the logic board. The main reason I went to see my friend was to get the bits off. I was worried about sending in any un-backed-up bits into apple as I've heard stories -- which I believe -- of machines with unrelated problems (e.g. power connector failures) having the disk pointlessly reformatted. Luckily this has never happened to me.

    3. Re:I've had the opposite by ThousandStars · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, when it sucks, it can suck bad. See this crazy story.

  20. Lousy support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple seems not to care about providing speedy support since they know their fans will keep coming back anyhow.

    When the Sony battery recall was going on I had to return one from my (personal) ibook and one from my (work) Dell.
    My Dell replacement arrived the next day.
    Apple took two months.

    That's going to make me think twice when I buy my next machine.

  21. Apple Service vs User Understanding of Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, first things first... Service levels of repair are of course dependant on numerous variables, to include accessibility to service center, availability of said service centers, user expectation, user knowledge of key information in describing the problem, comparisons to other repairs that are not the same. Going further, one may say service levels suck if they live in the country and the only service center is in the city and is a scaled down Apple Store, or they have to go to the city to Fed-Ex something. They may also say service is poor based upon them not having enough knowledge of the equipment or how it is intended on running, to accurately describe the problem. My hard drive is bad does not suffice. In addition, service levels could be rated poorly if they coompare a previous repair of a defecive keyboard with an intermittant USB port problem. It is subjective.

    Now for my experiences with Apple and their service levels:

    1). Apple 5300c laptop, costing $5K when first released. 1.5 years after my warranty expired and I admitedly blew the motherboard on the machine installing memory on a static filled carpet. Apple sent me a box the next day, shipping paid, and replaced the entire machine (with the exception of my hard drive). Everything wa brand new and had it back in my hands 3 days later. I was more than willing to chalk it up to experience and purchase a new machine, as the motherboard was $1500. Cost to me upfront, 4 days total. No out of pocket monies. Now that is service.

    2). One month after purchasing a Titanium Powerbook, we had a little accident (yes, my fault) involving a Mountain Dew spilling in the center of the keyboard. I quickly powered off the machine, removed the keyboard and rinsed thoroughly under warm water. Yes, in water, but the keyboard could not stay working. I was oout of town and called Apple. I explained what happened honestly and they Fed-Exed a new keyboard to me, for next morning delivery. Now that's service!

    3). I had an obscure problem with my Powerbook hard drive after a while, where the SMART tests would fail and the drive stopped working. Apple replaced quick enough, but after another 4-5 months, it happened again. I then replaced again. The new drive did the same thing after a year, so honestly it must not have been the hard drives after all. It must have been a drive controller in my machine, but recognizing this, Apple suggested this - which blew me away. For $1000, 3 years after my original purchase, they would give me a new MacBook Pro fuly loaded with the all the bells and whistles (2 Gb RAM, 100 Gb HD, 2 GHz dual processor). This machine was barely on the market and they were going to give it to me for $1000. It ws time to upgrade anyway, so it was a no brainer. Another stellar service performance.

    So, yes there are bound to be bad service stories and they are probably more vocal than those that are successes.

  22. My experience mirrors everyone else's by halo1982 · · Score: 1

    I had my Gen1 MacBook Pro serviced 4 times...I bought it in August. Each time for the screen. It had spent about a third of its life in a repair depot. In January I just went apeshit after getting the computer back to find they had bent the display bezel. I got escalated up to Apple customer relations where a nice young man was able to replace my computer, but only after I sucked his dick. Yeah Apple's support is somewhat lacking...

    1. Re:My experience mirrors everyone else's by ThousandStars · · Score: 1

      You're not the only one -- see this crazy story.

  23. Applecare Support by JeepFanatic · · Score: 1

    I've always been impressed with Apple's tech support. As part of my duties at the University I work for, I maintain about 50 iMacs. I've dealt with Apple about a half dozen times for various problems we've had. Each time I've had hardware problems I've been able to have them send a technician to my location without having to bring the computers to an Apple store. We did have one technician once who took 4 hours just to figure out how to open the iMac to replace a bad hard drive but he was the exception and not the rule.

  24. Former Mac Genius here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plus I've worked in the enterprise and dealt with Compaq, HP, Dell, Sun, and IBM support at one time or another, and plenty of software companies as well.

    Apple DOES have enterprise AppleCare plans available, mostly pitched towards education and XServe customers.

    If you are using Macs on the desktop, two suggestions-

    1. Have spares and a plan to deploy them. Actually, this applies to any vendor. There is no way to GUARANTEE that your "four-hour" support contract will actually get you a four-hour fix, no matter how much you paid. I've seen a bad processor in a Sun Ultra Enterprise that took months for Sun to finally diagnose and fix. The tens of thousands the company paid for a Sun Gold support contract got the techs onsite right away, but it didn't get things fixed any faster. If a machine is mission-critical, you should have a disaster recovery plan to migrate your backup from the dead machine (or just switch over to the hot spare) and keep on working.

    2. Get a good relationship with a local dealer or Apple Store. Dealers know where their income is derived- business customers. They will generally offer round-the-clock emergency service, all sorts of custom setup, and so on. If you are working with an Apple Store, pay the $100/year for ProCare so you can get "head-of-the-line" service. Either way, as long as you implement suggestion 1 AND you know how long repairs under suggestion 2 will take you should be fine.

    If you don't have a backup plan, well, don't bother calling yourself a professional administrator. You are just a wannabe.

  25. I am an Apple certified hardware tech.... by Snowtide · · Score: 4, Informative
    To quash any "Apple Fanboy" comments let me clarify. I work on both Macs and Windows machines, primarily Dells, I also have OSX client and server, 2003 Server, XP and Linux computers in my office at home.

    I spent the summer I earned my hardware certifications working as a university Mac hardware tech in the same room as a university Windows hardware tech. The thing I noticed is Dell's corporate support is on average much better than Apple corporate support, especiallya bouts ending out techs to your location, and that Apple's personal computer support is much better on average than Dell's.

    I watched the Window's hardware guy get his Dell hardware certifications to try and make his job dealing with Dell easier and still he got jacked around, lied to and screwed with. Make no mistake, this guy is a good hardware tech and has good people skills. But Dell's personal computer service support is just plain bad. On the other hand when I talk to Dell corporate support they are most often helpful and quick to send out parts. The Nebraska Federation for the Blind, as an example, figured this out long ago, let their members buy Dell computers through them so their members get corporate support.

    With Apple they usually only send parts to Apple certified techs so most people have to take their Macs to a Mac certified tech. Then you are at the mercy of the quality of the tech, this usually good but can be bad unfortunately.

    I think scale applies here, Dell sells a lot more computers than Apple, they can afford to set up techs employed directly by Dell to do service calls. Apple sells fewer computers so until the last few years most hardware repair guys who were Mac certified repaired Mac and other hardware as well in shops or as freelancers. That being said, it often comes down to the quality of the techs you are dealing with, no matter what company supports your computer. I make extra money by doing support/repair work for a variety of desktop hardware and much of my business comes from people frustrated with their current tech support. You have the right or people with the right, experience, knowledge and connections and you are in good shape. You don't and you can have problems. No mater what hardware you have.

    Apple in the corporate environment? Heck yes, some of my customers, print shops, publication shops and engineering firms, are on majority or all Mac environments, but like any hardware you need to have look ahead and know what your support options are. One thing I do for my customers is document who to call to get real and useful help in case I can't be reached. Otherwise, Apple, Dell, Gateway whatever you can end up getting jerked around and really frustrated as you lose time and money. Knowing who to call in a company gets you those parts overnighted to your location and connected to a good tech. Yes, I am a Mac user. No I don't hate Bill Gates, he keeps me in business as a tech support guy. Vista? You see problems, I smell billable hours.

  26. i don't think that is it at all by Cassie · · Score: 1

    I have had great experiences with apple care for my business. I had an old laptop that was no longer under warranty go in for a screen replacement. They had it for over a month, which was frustrating, but in the end they sent me a new macbook pro for the cost of the repair. Now mind you, I did have to wait almost a month, but I always got phone calls and updates and they did send me a loaner while waiting for replacement. I was working with a supervisor, which probably did help The thing is they have processes you have to go through to get to what you need from them, just like any other company. They don't have the market share to be as quick and efficient as a Dell, but for what they have to work with, they do pretty well in my book.

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  27. One bad HD = a several *months* out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  28. Some suggestions for OS X in businesses by singularity · · Score: 4, Informative

    You might try contacting Apple Enterprise Sales at (877) 412-7753.

    I would suggest any company looking into OS X solutions contact them. I believe they even have a separate support line you can reach.

    In addition, as other have mentioned, look at Apple Authorized Service Providers who can provide more personalized service.

    Also look at the Self-Servicing Account Program.

    There are definitely resources out there for businesses to use. Going through the consumer support system obviously can be frustrating.

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  29. Apple Protection Plan is amazing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a tech admin at a small school in NJ. I am posting as ac cause I can't remember my nick, nor want to register again!

    We purchase an Apple Protection Plan with every machine, and aside from a few minutes on the phone, it is unbelievable service.

    I can send a macbook out on a monday and have it back on a wednesday, without ever going anywhere. It's not always that fast, but mostly it is.

    The best is getting the service sheet on the repaired machines, It will tell me they replaced logic board, case, processor, memory, processor. All this done in less then 48 hours AND they didn't lose my data. They get thumbs up from me.

    1. Re:Apple Protection Plan is amazing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a tech admin at a small school in NJ. I am posting as ac cause I can't remember my nick, nor want to register again!

      sounds like astroturf to me.

  30. Apples and Oranges... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't compare one repair on a Dell with another on a Mac any more than one repair on a Dell with another Dell when what broke is a different repair all-together. Some repairs take longer than others, period. When a computer won't power up, it must be sent in for power supply replacement.. spending your own time trying to fix what you can't fix without the replacement parts is simply spinning your own wheels needlessly.

  31. Apple Stores versus Resellers by Gybrwe666 · · Score: 5, Informative

    As a disclaimer, I spent a large chunk of the 90's working for several large Apple Ressellers.

    However, I think the basic problem here is one of approach, rather than Apple's response.

    Let us put this in another way, altogether:

    You run a small business, and you use HP/Compaq machines.

    Who do you buy it from?

    Most small businesses will probably go to either a large VAR (CDW, etc.) or find a local reseller of HP, who also provide support.

    However, I suspect that it is safe to say that you probably aren't going to trundle down to Best Buy and purchase all of your hardware for you business from them.

    When you purchase a computer (including support) from someone who understands the needs of the business community, your response to any problem will be significantly different than purchasing from a consumer-oriented store.

    This is the same situation with Apple. Apple Stores (at least where I live) are in shopping malls. They are pandering to people who think that every computer should come with a free IPod, because that is their market.

    However, again, at least where I live, there are at least two Apple resellers that specialize in business and know perfectly how to support a business customer.

    At the time I was a tech, working for one of these companies, we supported every Fortune 1000 company in 40 miles who had a Mac in the office (which was most of them). When they called, we understood the difference between business support and everything else. When a marketing department for a Fortune 500 calls because their server died, it needs to be fixed now, not next week.

    Not only that, but we were properly equipped and trained to support the business community. At the time I did this, I knew virtually everything there was to know about upgrades, patches, memory fixes, and hardware that Apple sold. Not only that, but I knew the same thing about every 3rd party product that my customers used. This included Quark, Adobe's full line, Macromedia, and hundreds of other programs, including business support software such as 3270 emulators and 3rd party software to connect Mac's (this was mid-90's) to Windows networks and servers, as well as mainframes.

    The reality is that if you are purchasing your business hardware from a mall-store, you've made a serious error in the first place. Find a local reseller, preferably one who sells Mac's to businesses.

    The other support issue is one of being able to determine software versus hardware errors. I can't tell you how many times some bizarre piece of shareware that some idiot long-haired birkenstock wearing graphic artist installed that caused problems with memory. A less savvy tech could very well have spent a day or two RMA'ing the memory to Apple, rather than knowing enough about the systems to properly diagnose.

    In order to get business class support, you need to find a business class reseller. Relying on the home user support mechanisms won't buy you anything.

    My advice: get out a phonebook and find a few Apple resellers nearby. Call them up and maybe meet with them. If you have a decent number of machines (which when I did this was usually about >2) and agree to buy through them, I'll bet money they will assist you with issues. The other place they will be able to assist is in working with Apple's AppleCare process. They do this every day. They know how to get through the system, and have done it countless times.

    Bill

    1. Re:Apple Stores versus Resellers by failedlogic · · Score: 1

      So can individual consumers order from these VARs and get such service for an added cost in addition to Apple Care 3yr warranty? I notice most stores sell for same price than Apple (how else would they compete with Apple.com?). I generally use my computer for personal use. I'm finishing school and can see myself (given my career choice) having to take a lot of work home. And I'm doing independent research on my computer. I cannot afford to lose a day's work on a computer. I'm also considering a MacPro after having a great experinece with an iMac G5 and with the added costof the Pro, expect better service. There's a few large Apple resellers not necessarily VARs like CDW type but they cater to business, SOHO and consumers. Given there's no price difference, I'm not making a major purchase from Apple direct anymore. Its going to be a local Apple deal or VAR.

      With computers being so important to everyone now adays, I think a priority for all computer companies should be better support and servicing. I know a lot of people don't like Dell for their quality parts but seldom do I hear of people waiting a long time for a replacement system.

      I don't know if I'd go with CDW even though they're also across Canda. They sell to consumers. My dealings have left a bad impression on how they stock and order parts. Always delays, delays and delays.

      Apples centralized sales efforts has helped it push higher gross profit and sales (since its not going to someone else) but I think its important to centralize its service efforts. All I know is I'm not building my own computers anymore and am definately going with a Brand name one or buying from a store with a 3-year warranty. My last system had a defective motherboard and a PSU since it was only under manufacturer's warranty after 3 months, I had to send the board back to Asus and the PSU to Antec. I couldn't do without for 1 to 2 weeks so I had to buy the parts in the mean time. So much for service!!!

  32. The advantage goes to business expansion by GregPK · · Score: 1

    Apple with its ever increasing popularity is going through some growing pains. Dell, HP, IBM, and lenovo are rather large companies. They have a support structure thats geared worldwide to be quick and responsive to the needs of thier clients of which 60 percent of thier profits come from. They have more volume and more easily available parts to support it. Making contracts to be no more than 24 hours of downtime isn't impossible with them. However, Apple despite thier current size and brand recongition isn't large enough to adequatly cover the needs of mission critical businesses yet. Every tech in the world can fix a PC pretty quick as problems are common among parts and usually parts needed are on the shelf somewhere accessible within hours Vs Apple which has a centralised system of parts which may or may not be on backorder at the time of repair. Thus, its not a far stretch to argue that it would be very benefitial if Apple where to decisively license out thier OS. With restrictions on certain throughly tested high quality parts only would ease any reliability problems they might have. Dell, HP, IBM doing this would make them a killing. They could even create thier own Apple certified logo selling it only to parts suppliers who meet spec and pay in. Sure, it keeps the price higher; but so long as Apple keeps the quality high do you think the mainstream is going to care much about the price if the downtime and support cost is half of the cheaper windows machine?

    1. Re:The advantage goes to business expansion by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Apple with its ever increasing popularity is going through some growing pains.
      I have never had good service from Applecare which I've had to pay as a separate package in all the years I've used Apple. This was before Apple even switced to Intel.

      Thus, its not a far stretch to argue that it would be very benefitial if Apple where to decisively license out thier OS.
      Not this crap again. Apple has expressed no interest in doing so, theres no point discussing this.
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    2. Re:The advantage goes to business expansion by initdeep · · Score: 1

      This has been a suggestion by apple stockholders for years. This suggestion has always met with enthusiastic response from shareholders when promoted. And always been killed off quickly by corporate people.

  33. Experience with Mac Book Pro and Repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My iSight stopped working about a month after buying a nice new $3000+ Mac Book Pro, seeing that I spent this much even though I didn't use the iSight all that much i brought it in for repairs.

    They first said it would only take a week because they needed to send it out for repairs.

    3 weeks later I made my first call to Apple Care, the rep said that they would look into it and it should be back by the end of the week. A week later I called again they gave me the same run around and I asked to talk to a manager. The manager said hey we will get it back to you by monday of the following week and just to make sure thats the time frame we are looking at I will give you a call tomorrow after I hear back from our people repairing it. No call, so I called, after spending more then 3 hours on the phone and getting the run around I drove to the Apple Store an hour away where I dropped it off and demanded that if they couldn't give me a time frame or with in the week that they needed to supply me with a new computer with the same specs. They said hey we have one at another store 2 hour away but its the 17 inch I said great ill even pay the difference and go pick it up tonight. The rep then stepped into the back room and came back well the one they have doesn't have the 10k rpm drive, I said well ok I want that.

    They finally ordered me a new laptop, a week later it came in I picked it up. A day later they called me and said that my repaired computer came in and was ready for pick up. I should have gone in a picked it up but at that point I didn't want to see the apple reps for a while so I told them I had already received a replacement.

    What a logistical mess and horrible way to treat a customer by giving them the run around.

    Any how I got a nice new computer, sweet, congrats Apple. But you should have taken care of this a lot better.

    1. Re:Experience with Mac Book Pro and Repair by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      after buying a nice new $3000+ Mac Book Pro

      doesn't have the 10k rpm drive

      So what MBP does have 10k rpm drives?

    2. Re:Experience with Mac Book Pro and Repair by c.morrissey · · Score: 0

      I think he was mistaken for the 100 GB 7200 rpm drive which was an option on early MBP 15 inch and now only the 17 inch.

  34. AppleCare is a ripoff joke by skuzz03 · · Score: 1

    I've had nothing but bad experiences with that overpriced warranty. I had an iBook that I received with stuck-on pixels, a lot of them, sent it into repair, came back with the same display even though they claimed they replaced it. They did a good job scratching it up though. I had a PowerBook G4 that I sent in for the same issue, it came back with the display replaced, however their replacement display had a piece of the display actually CHIPPED OUT of the display surface, so there was this pitted hole in it that somehow still allowed the pixels around it to function. This one came back with nicks all over the metal. (These were both brand new-out-of-box machines from store.apple.com) My brother had a refurb iBook also from store.apple.com, his first time sending it back for the defective motherboard display video chip issue, they sent it back with the back of the display casing all scratched up with giant gashes through it. The display died 2 months later and he had to again send it back to them, they claiming it was the keyboard this time, replaced the keyboard. It came back again, and broke again 2 weeks later. He sent it back, they repaired it again. This time it worked until his AppleCare ran out, about 2 months after AppleCare ran out (about 4 months after the last time he had sent it in again) the display died, Apple wouldn't do anything because the repair was only warranted for 90 days, and without their warranty he was SOL, even though it was all caused - come to find out - by their defective video chip iBook bug, ta da! Apple didn't care though! We ended up having to take his iBook apart and put a piece of metal on the video chip to hold it on place, and that magically fixed the problem that Apple replaced 2 displays and a keyboard to fix! I have no confidence whatsoever in their ability to repair Macs and will never purchase AppleCare ever again. You're better off doing a flat return/exchange or fixing it yourself.

  35. Apple care service centers are a joke by scoser · · Score: 1

    When I worked at the college computer service center (1.5-3 years ago), we had several problems when we sent Apple laptops (both Powerbooks and iBooks) into their service center to be worked on. About 1 in 10 machines we sent in would come back with either the same problem (only worse) or would have some new issue crop up when we ran diagnostics on it to see if it was safe to return to the customer. With these machines, we'd have to mail them back to the Apple service center and hope they didn't mess things up a 2nd or 3rd time (they occassionally did). This could go on for a few weeks or up to a month in some cases and resulted in cranky students and faculty.

    However, when we could service the Apple machines (desktops and minor laptop work) ourselves and order the parts from Apple, we received the parts parts promptly and could usually get the machines back to the customer in a few days to a week or so. If you can do the work yourself, try and do so if at all possible so you don't have to worry about dealing with their service centers.

  36. Plural of anecdote != data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I've had essentially the same experience as you.

    Problem #1: a PowerBook at work stopped recognizing the second RAM slot. Called AppleCare on Monday, they shipped out an empty box. Box arrived on Tuesday, I sent it back with the PowerBook inside. Fixed PowerBook came on Thursday. 3-day turnaround.

    Problem #2: MacBook hard drive died. Click of death. Brought it in to the nearest Apple Store. They had a replacement in stock, swapped it out in about 5 minutes. Came home with a working machine (had to reinstall and restore backups of course).

    Problem #3: MacBook hard drive died again. WTF? Do Seagate laptop drives suck or am I supremely unlucky? The first drive lasted 2 months, the second drive lasted 7 months. Brought it in to the Apple Store again. They didn't have the replacement in stock but called another store nearby which did have it. Even though there were no more genius bar appointments left that day, the other store let me come over and did the replacement for me anyway. Came home with a working machine (reinstall/restore required).

    At work, we have a couple of Xserve RAIDs that we got the enterprise level support (whatever Apple calls it) for. I've only called once when a drive light went red -- it ended up fixing itself when I pulled it out and put it back in (and the RAID rebuilt it on the fly, nice). They give you a super secret phone number with a passcode and were very helpful.

    My only gripe about the "enterprise" support is that it only lasts 3 years and they won't provide support for equipment that's older than that. Our first Xserve RAID just passed its 3 year mark, so it is now officially unsupported. We have good backups of course, but if it goes down catastrophically, looks like we'll have to purchase a new unit.

  37. Mixed experience by paulxnuke · · Score: 1

    I had an almost year old Wall Street Powerbook that went bad. It went back at least 6 times before it finally kept working long enough to go out of warranty.

    Good: Apple paid for overnight shipping every time and replaced just about every part in it. They were never other than pleasant over the phone (this was long before there were Apple stores.)

    Bad: I finally paid $350 to a 3rd party repair shop, who discovered that the first part Apple replaced was an unrepairably failed refurb part. Apple probably spent more on shipping than the used (but tested) part that finally fixed the problem.

    So... Apple has problems like everyone else. They may not have know what they were doing, but they tried to do something.

  38. Re:Apples might be Flaky by ThousandStars · · Score: 1
    Very true. For whatever it's worth -- and possibly not much -- Consumer Reports says:

    The brand repeatedly scores at or near the top in tech support and has been reliable. Our most recent survey of desktop computer users, in fact, rated Apple more than 20 points ahead of all the other computer manufacturers for technical support.

    In addition, their detailed subscriber listings consistently show Macs toward or at the top of the scale for reliability in terms of both desktops and laptops. They don't make complete methodology available, so this isn't exactly the gold standard for consumer research, but it's as close as one gets to hard numbers.

  39. Consumer experience by memco · · Score: 1

    I just took in my powerbok when my HD crashed. It was making a noise, and the guy told me to back it up and bring it back. When I brought it back, they had a new HD in there in 2 hours. Of course, I happen to be near a store that isn't very busy at all, and that may have something to do with it. Though even when I've called AppleCare I was never on the phone for more than an hour. I haven't had a problem with their support.

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  40. Direct Mail by mkiwi · · Score: 1
    I suggest for all your repairs you use Apple's mailing system. At no charge, Apple will 2-day/overnight a box to your house/business. It in this box that you place your computer, carefully packaged. After that, pull off the shipping label to expose the return label and either drop off the package or have it picked up by your courier.


    The packages often end up going to Memphis, TN where Apple has a dedicated staff of repair technicians for Apple hardware only. There are probably other places like this around the country. The service is extermely fast- sometimes the problem is fixed in a day then shipped back to you. Not all the Apple Care phone people remember this off hand, so it is useful to remind them if they forget. I've sent in several computers and batteries like this and my response time was less than 1 week.

    Compared to what I had to go through at two different 3rd party repair shops, this was nothing. I've had two computers gone for more than 3 months at different times at generic stores like CompUSA or wherever have you. Mail is definately the way to go.

    1. Re:Direct Mail by initdeep · · Score: 1

      Look, maybe I'm missing the point, but the original post is about using a computer, with a warranty / support plan, in a BUSINESS environment. Personally, I do not deal with Mac's and have no desire to, although since I support a custom software project, I do occasionally run into someone using one that would like some help if possible. If you're using a computer in a BUSINESS environment, and feel that 1 week turnaround is acceptable, I honestly think that your business model does not really need computers all that much. I've dealt with Dell for both home and business support, and have mixed feelings about the home support, but nothing but good feelings about the business support. And my business is in a fairly small town in Iowa, where i receive either the parts to repair the product by 8am the next day or have a tech drive an hour to get here the same day if necessary. I've also dealt with many other hardware vendors for business purposes including Cisco, 3Com, and also with providers like Sprint and Verizon. In all instances, a 1 week turnaround time would have been laughable and cause serious harm to the business. I would consider this type of service to be definitely subpar for business level support

  41. Sounds like an opportunity to me. by neoevans · · Score: 1

    Corporate support doesn't come from the manufacturer itself. It is contracted out to companies like Getronix, Nexx Innovations, and other home-grown companies that have 'x' in the name and low paid techs. What needs to happen in order for Apple to grow in this market is someone needs to put together an all-apple support crew, and get that contract to provide 24/7 on-site support.

    It is also worth noting that this model of support didn't happen over night. It took years. If Apple is seriously looking at getting into the Corporate space, they need to get on this.

    I would, but it might put my shakras out of alignment. Back to my iLife...

    And if you want horror stories, how about the Dell my brother in law bought with a DOA hard drive, that only made a grinding sound when you turned on the machine. It was audible from the next room, and the Dell support personel told him to reinstall the OS. No lie. He put the phone up to the machine to the person could hear what resembled a rock crusher, and the guy insisted he follow the procedure of reinstalling. We escalated to "2nd level", which might have been the guy next to him or even the same guy acting like he spoke differently for all we know, and he said the same thing. 2 weeks later, he had a replacement drive shipped out which we had to install.

    I don't count this as the norm. I have had excellent support from both Dell and Apple on many occasions.

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    "You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake."...Tyler Durden
  42. Part of the Apple Experience, really by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 3, Informative

    By this I mean, Apple doesn't deliver a general-purpose machine. Microsoft does. As much as I think Windows sucks, I have to admit, it sucks about the same for everything I could possibly want to do with it.

    OS X, however, is absolutely awesome as long as I'm doing exactly what Apple wants me to do... and as soon as I step outside that, it could be awesome, and it could be worse than Windows. Simple example: Tried remapping the keybindings for Expose -- I like what F9 does on my Powerbook, but F9 is mapped to keyboard brightness controls, and fn-F9 is annoying -- anyway, mapped it to Command-Semicolon, which works great (especially on Dvorak), except that OS X cannot remember this key combination across reboots.

    Sent a bug report. They sent me an email back saying that it was a known issue, and they were working on it -- and attached an NDA to that email. I hope I don't get sued for showing Slashdotters an Apple trade secret -- it's been almost a year since I reported that, and to my knowledge, they still haven't fixed a simple keymap problem.

    I've run into all kinds of similar, strange little problems -- some even deliberate. Take QuickTime -- viewing a video fullscreen is a "pro" feature, which is why I used VLC almost exclusively on that machine. Then there's things like Software Update -- great for updating your Apple products, but won't update anything else, and there aren't any decent package managers.

    Nothing was more illuminating than when it broke. The screen just went dead. Further experimentation suggests that the backlight is dead, and when the room illumination is just right, I can sort of see where a window is.

    I know the machine still works, because aside from that window, and being able to SSH in, I have hooked it up (via DVI) to my desktop monitor, and that works. However, I cannot set the desktop as a primary monitor -- I can either "mirror" the laptop display, making a nice little 1440x900 display in the middle of my 1600x1200 monitor, or I can make it span (a dual-monitor setup), using the full resolution of my desktop, but having half my display (the laptop monitor) completely dead. It also makes reinstalls pretty useless, as I haven't been able to get the desktop monitor to work with any boot CD I've tried, including the OS X install DVDs.

    And unfortunately, OS X knows exactly what resolution each monitor can handle. So no setting the mirrored display to 1600x1200 -- it won't go over what it knows the (dead) laptop monitor can handle.

    Anyway, first thing I did was check my AppleCare account that I assumed I had. I put the serial number into the AppleCare website... and didn't have an account. Hmm, odd... So, next time I was in a city with an Apple store (I live in rural Iowa), I took it to a Genius bar... and discovered I really didn't have an account, and it'd cost me some $200 to even have it looked at. Apparently, AppleCare is designed to be sold as a separate product, but you must then register it to your Mac over the phone or internet.

    Fair enough, but goddamned annoying. I dug up the AppleCare CD and used it to check my system for other problems while I got online and registered my Powerbook. Then I called Apple again, explained the problem, also mentioning a bad sector found by the AppleCare CD. They sent me a box -- next-day air or something, a beautifully-designed one-size-fits-any-Macbook box, with absolutely everything included. Tear off the address label and there's return postage there. Even nice little strips of tape inside the box, not to mention a piece of foam with perforations for every Macbook or Powerbook ever made -- tear it off on the right line and my Powerbook fit perfectly.

    Apple is amazing when you're inside-the-box.

    Mailed it off to them, and they called my cell phone a bit later and left me a voicemail, telling me they had determined it was "accidental damage", and not covered by my $240 AppleCare plan. I called them up and explained -- well, yes, I had dropped the machine a full year earlier, and that

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    1. Re:Part of the Apple Experience, really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > However, I cannot set the desktop as a primary monitor

      Yes you can :) In the Arrangement tab of the Display control panel, drag the cartoon menu bar to the monitor you want to be the primary.

    2. Re:Part of the Apple Experience, really by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Right. I can. But I cannot disable the LCD. Can I?

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      Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
    3. Re:Part of the Apple Experience, really by Iaughter · · Score: 1
      There's a number of inaccuracies with you're post (which I read all of !), however, I'll only respond to two:

      1) I, personally, have broken the backlight of a powerbook G4 by dropping it and had it replaced under AppleCare. I sure didn't tell Apple that it had broken because I dropped it though.

      2) Then there's things like Software Update -- great for updating your Apple products, but won't update anything else, and there aren't any decent package managers. Unlike WSUS? What makes fink not decent? DarwinPorts? I'd really like to know.

      Isaac

    4. Re:Part of the Apple Experience, really by stephentyrone · · Score: 1

      plug in DVI monitor, USB keyboard and mouse, close powerbook lid, enjoy.

    5. Re:Part of the Apple Experience, really by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Do you own a Powerbook?

      Aside from the fact that my DVI monitor isn't exactly portable, it doesn't work.

      First of all, the Powerbook goes to sleep immediately when the lid is closed. If you keep it awake with Insomnia, it will shut OFF after exactly 11 minutes -- that's "shut off", as in, immediate power failure, not graceful OS X shutdown.

      Second, I have not yet found a way to disable the internal LCD. I can set it as the secondary display, but that means I can still accidentally drag stuff onto it, some things don't cope well with dual monitors (especially when I can't see one of them), etc. I could put them in "mirrored" mode, but unfortunately, OS X is too smart for that: It knows the internal LCD's limitations, which means the max resolution for any monitor I try to plug in that way will be 1440x900 (I think), even though my desktop monitor is 1600x1200. Also, it screws up the aspect ratio (desktop monitor is 4:3, laptop monitor is widescreen).

      Third, I already have a 1.8 ghz amd64 desktop with 2 gigs of RAM, why would I want a 1.67 ghz 32-bit ppc with 1 gig (I think, or is it 512)? I suppose it would be nice to deploy OS X apps on, but if I ever have something big enough that I insist on testing it on OS X myself, I may also be in a position to either raise money for a dev machine or demand one from Apple.

      And finally, the hard drive has bad sectors, meaning it's probably time to replace it.

      Now, what might be possible: Plug in TV-out cable, find a way to install Linux while blind (so I can ssh in and custom-configure X to only use the TV out), instant cool'n'quiet replacement for Xbox Linux for watching YouTube etc on the TV. Only not quite so instant, and I'd still rather have a working laptop, so one of these days, I'm going to open it up and try to fix it myself.

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      Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
    6. Re:Part of the Apple Experience, really by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      1) I, personally, have broken the backlight of a powerbook G4 by dropping it and had it replaced under AppleCare. I sure didn't tell Apple that it had broken because I dropped it though.

      My mistake may have been telling them. However, it was obvious that it had been dropped -- there was a fairly large dent in the case.

      My point is, it had been dropped almost a full year before the backlight failed. The backlight failed on its own, as far as I'm concerned.

      Unlike WSUS?

      Had to look that up. And yes, very much like WSUS. Probably a bad choice, though -- must've forgot I was comparing to MS.

      What makes fink not decent? DarwinPorts?

      Well. DarwinPorts is discontinued, if I remember. Fink's very latest, experimental stuff is still often a version or two behind any decent Linux distro.

      They may be very good package managers by themselves, I'm not sure. But it's not a solution at all -- I can't get Firefox that way, or any of the other Mac-native open-source apps. And probably for good reason -- Fink, for instance, installs everything to /sw, whereas most apps live in /Applications, and are meant to work from anywhere.

      Thank you for reading the whole thing, though. You haven't said what you think of it, other than that it's inaccurate. Do you disagree with it?

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      Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
    7. Re:Part of the Apple Experience, really by Iaughter · · Score: 1
      They may be very good package managers by themselves, I'm not sure. But it's not a solution at all -- I can't get Firefox that way, or any of the other Mac-native open-source apps. And probably for good reason -- Fink, for instance, installs everything to /sw, whereas most apps live in /Applications, and are meant to work from anywhere.

      http://pdb.finkproject.org/pdb/package.php/firefox
      http://pdb.finkproject.org/pdb/package.php/firefox 1.5

      Admittedly, it's a drag that there is no Mac "native" repository system. But Fink and DarwinPorts (it's not discontinued, just a name change to MacPorts and some Apple support) provide many, many more packages than would otherwise be possible.

      Thank you for reading the whole thing, though. You haven't said what you think of it, other than that it's inaccurate. Do you disagree with it?

      I really do disagree. I know OS X fairly well. I think that with things like launchd and Calendar Server, Apple is contributing to F/OSS in a positive way. I think that darwin is a nice Unix. For me, at least, the traditional unix tools, like grep, find, ps, gcc, perl, make for a more "general-purpose" machine.
      I'm not sure what you're criticizing OSX in favor of. As a workstation, it's close to being as flexible as a Linux, and the workgroup management tools come close to being as nice as Microsoft's.

      Isaac

    8. Re:Part of the Apple Experience, really by arclyte · · Score: 1

      Here's my varied mileage... I have a Powerbook from 2001. It's an old machine that's seen its fair share of problems over the years. I bought the AppleCare plan with it and I have to say that it has been COMPLETELY worth it. The only things on my machine that are original are the case, the dvd drive and the hard drive. Everything else has been replaced under warranty at one time or another. Once or twice I had to raise my voice with a tech support tech to get the support I was looking for, but I've always been satisfied in the end. Apple does not want to give a $2k LCD screen to every person who drops their computer. If there is visible evidence that you broke the screen yourself, the warranty wont cover it. Is this really a surprise? The warranty is meant to cover defects in the products made by apple. They're saying that their products won't break because of anything they did, not anything that you do. If you want that kind of insurance you need something like renters or homeowners insurance, if that will cover it. On that point, I don't think this is something that is specifically the fault of Apple. Are they just supposed to trust you in saying that the screen dying and you dropping it are unrelated? Without opening the machine, how can you even be sure that that is true? Lesson learned here though. Never admit to dropping your laptop! As for Apple Update, if we're comparing to Windows Update, it doesn't download Firefox for me either. That's because it's meant to update MS software. Still, most Apple-specific software is easier to install than Windows or Linux, drag and drop to Applications for most smaller packages, so I don't really see the need for a Mac package installer. With Linux's dependencies it makes sense, but for packaged applications like on the Mac, not so much. As for your question and answer session with the mac tech, did you really expect different? First you ask them to tell you about third party support shops and expect them to, what?, give you a price list for shops in your area or something? That's like calling Ford and asking them what Joe the Mechanic down the street from you would charge for an oil change. Ask Joe! Then you complain about them not giving first hand support for a third party product that they were nice enough to provide you with. Did you call/contact the developer for that software product? Lastly, you ask them if they can tell you how to hack your machine and make it do something that it wasn't sold for. Do you really expect someone in tech support to be able to condone that kind of action? So then you f* something up and call back tech support and say "well, so and so told me that I could do that..." If you want to customize your car and add a new engine, it's yours, go for it. But don't call the manufacturer's warranty department and expect them to bail you out when it goes wrong. That's why most modding articles state "at your own risk".

    9. Re:Part of the Apple Experience, really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Anyway, first thing I did was check my AppleCare account that I assumed I had. I put the serial number into the AppleCare website... and didn't have an account. Hmm, odd... So, next time I was in a city with an Apple store (I live in rural Iowa), I took it to a Genius bar... and discovered I really didn't have an account, and it'd cost me some $200 to even have it looked at. Apparently, AppleCare is designed to be sold as a separate product, but you must then register it to your Mac over the phone or internet."

      I bumped up against this too but managed to get them to fix my iBook anyway. I had bought an iBook and AppleCare (among other small things) at the same time from the Apple Store Online. The problem; I didn't open the AppleCare box until the iBook's HD died - I just assumed that since I bought them at the same time, and from the online store no-less, that it would be taken care of (JustWorks?..).

      My dad had bought me the gear as an xmas present (I paid half) but, according to their system, it was listed as a purchase that I had made. One "consumer-grade" transaction. Peanuts. I had my Dad call back (many purchases spanning 12+ years)...no problem, sir, the box is on the way.

    10. Re:Part of the Apple Experience, really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try starting it up (from shutdown) with the lid closed?

    11. Re:Part of the Apple Experience, really by stephentyrone · · Score: 1

      You asked if it were possible to disable the LCD and use only an external monitor with a powerbook. I told you how to do so. (And yes, I do own a powerbook, and yes it does work). The powerbook will happily run with the lid shut, using an external monitor as the only display device. It will go to sleep when you initially close the lid, when you wake it from sleep via usb mouse or keyboard or by plugging in the monitor it will come on using the external monitor.

      You asked a question, I gave you a straightforward answer, why all the hate?

    12. Re:Part of the Apple Experience, really by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Many valid points. I do think I should respond to these, though:

      most Apple-specific software is easier to install than Windows or Linux, drag and drop to Applications for most smaller packages, so I don't really see the need for a Mac package installer.

      First: Linux-like dependencies are a good thing. Dependencies mean shared libraries that are actually shared. Shared libraries mean one place to update all your OpenSSL vulnerabilities, for instance. They also mean less disk usage and bandwidth ("who cares" being the fanboy response here), but also less RAM usage, as you only cache the library once in RAM -- maybe even freeing CPU cache.

      Second: Actually, when you know how to use Linux package management, it's easier. I mean, yes, drag it to Applications -- from where? Standard procedure is to download, mount the image, drag the program to Applications, unmount, then throw away the image. This is actually too complicated for most people to do it right -- I can't tell you the number of idiots I see running Firefox on OS X from inside the disk image. On Linux, I just check a box and hit "apply", and the package (and all its dependencies) are installed once and updated forever.

      Which brings me to my third point: Software Update and Windows Update both suck, as they only work for Apple and MS products, respectively. Synaptic and the Ubuntu Update Manager work for anything that has a Debian/Ubuntu repository, and there's WAY more software in the default repositories than either Software Update or Windows update.

      That's a really huge thing right there. On OS X, I have to hit up Software Update and roughly 5-10 free/OSS apps to make sure I'm up-to-date. That's out of maybe 20 apps total -- I'm guessing 5-10 of them do it automatically, with their own built-in update manager (like Firefox), and the rest get updated by me going to the website and downloading a new version.

      On Windows isn't much better. Some things update automatically by leaving crap in RAM all the time (Acrobat Reader, Java, Steam), some might update only while they're running (Firefox), but most are going to involve me manually checking for an update (nvidia drivers, my few non-Steam games, any OSS stuff other than Firefox, hell, even Office (being the version just before it was supported by Microsoft Update)).

      On Ubuntu, there is one tiny program that checks for updates and bugs me when it has them. I then click that button, type my password, and tell it to go ahead. When it's done, it may or may not tell me I need to reboot, or sometimes just telling me to log out -- and it certainly won't reboot without asking. (Some Windows stuff will pop up a dialog: "We have to reboot your system. [OK]" and some will actually give you a cancel button that lies to you and reboots anyway. OS X is almost as bad -- no, the reboot dialog cannot be made to go away until you're ready to reboot.) Added bonus: I only have to reboot once, whereas on a windows system, half the apps think they need to reboot, but don't know I'd like to line up a bunch of them before I do reboot. Double bonus: Don't have to reboot for most updates -- it'll automatically restart whatever service is necessary when the new version is installed, and sometimes you only have to log out, so reboots are pretty much entirely for kernel updates.

      First you ask them to tell you about third party support shops and expect them to, what?, give you a price list for shops in your area or something?

      I was figuring that, as a tech and a person (and not as Apple), the guy might have a favorite place or something. I'm not going to have jack in my area anyway.

      Then you complain about them not giving first hand support for a third party product that they were nice enough to provide you with.

      Well, I'd expect them to at least know what the fuck it does. I mean, they are shipping this with their warranty program, so presumably they know it's good, right

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    13. Re:Part of the Apple Experience, really by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      And I would do that how? Wake-on-LAN?

      You do realize the power button is next to the keyboard, inside the clamshell, right?

      I guess I could try turning it on and quickly closing the lid, or actually doing wake-on-lan (set top box)... Probably easier just to cover the magnet.

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      Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
    14. Re:Part of the Apple Experience, really by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Huh.

      Did not mean it to come off as hate. I will have to try that, though. Put it to sleep, wake it via usb mouse/keyboard?

      Although plugging in the monitor did not seem to wake it, if I remember, and I imagine your Powerbook is of a different generation than mine.

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      Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
    15. Re:Part of the Apple Experience, really by stephentyrone · · Score: 1

      AFAIK, this works with all powerbooks, but I have the last rev 1.67 ghz g4, 128mb graphics. I sometimes use it in this mode to play games on my 24" LCD, though usually I just have both screens on so that I have more real estate.

    16. Re:Part of the Apple Experience, really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pressing and closing quick should work, alternatively, if you have a USB keyboard with a purpose-designed Mac power button, that should wake it.

    17. Re:Part of the Apple Experience, really by prockcore · · Score: 1

      First gen tibooks and early ibooks have a firmware bug that puts them to sleep when the lid is closed, regardless of whether or not a keyboard/monitor is hooked up.

    18. Re:Part of the Apple Experience, really by stephentyrone · · Score: 1

      Are there any ibooks that can run with the lid closed? I'm under the impression that they all go to sleep.

    19. Re:Part of the Apple Experience, really by Redundant+offtopic+t · · Score: 1

      Sorry to butt in, and I haven't read all 100 posts your comment has generated. But I haven't read one important bit of information you need to operate a powerbook of any generation with the lid closed. --It has to be plugged in. My guess, the thinking is that if you are hooked up to an external monitor, which most likely requires an external power source, you are close to an outlet to plug in the PB. Why drain the battery if you don't have to? I apologize if you do have your PB plugged in. In which case, I'm mystified why yours doesn't operate correctly.

      As the previous poster mentioned, when you close the lid, the PB will go to sleep, even with a monitor hooked up. I jut tab a shift key on my external keyboard and my PB wakes up, senses the monitor, and shifts all windows to it. Nifty.

      And as you guess, hooking up to a TV is the same as a monitor--lid open, mirror or extended desktop; lid closed, must be plugged in. I hadn't thought of the magnet trick as a way to have access to the PB keyboard and use it as if the lid were closed. With a TV resolution, I just mirror and turn off the backlight.

  43. AppleCare's not all-good by scdeimos · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine got an AppleCare warranty extension for his video iPod. The thing came-up completely dead one day, just out of standard warranty but well within the extended warranty. Apple refused to service the iPod under warranty because the serial number on the plan had one digit incorrect. Apple admitted that the error was their fault, but still wouldn't service the iPod under warranty. They did refund the full cost of the extended warranty, but still sounds like poor form to me.

  44. I have an Enterprise rep by snuf23 · · Score: 1

    But I find it best to work in conjunction with a long time Apple consulting firm. Also OS X server preferred support runs $20,000 (ok I was quoted discount at $16,000) from Apple. That money can buy a lot of consultant hours. Basically, unless you need access to the OS X devs I'd just find a good consulting partner.
    For repair and replacement, because Apple does not do 4 hour (or even next day) parts and repair to my town (Honolulu) I have to have extra parts and hardware on hand to implement fixes.
    It isn't a deal breaker but Apple Enterprise support as of yet is a far cry from what you'll find with vendors like HP, EMC or even Dell.

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    Sometimes my arms bend back.
  45. Procare is offensive by snuf23 · · Score: 1

    "Members get "Next in line, first on the bench" service on all in-store repairs."

    Yeah great. Well "pro" corporate support from any of a dozen vendors means they show up to repair within 4 hours of the support call being placed. No next in line. No line at all.

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    Sometimes my arms bend back.
    1. Re:Procare is offensive by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Well "pro" corporate support from any of a dozen vendors means they show up to repair within 4 hours of the support call being placed. No next in line. No line at all. You still believe in that myth? WHat color is the sky where you live?
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      Lars T.

      To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

    2. Re:Procare is offensive by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      Bright and blue.
      I feel sad for you. The vendors we deal with have support contractors locally and hardware stocked locally.

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      Sometimes my arms bend back.
  46. I don't know if this is standard by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

    But I spent a grand total of 20 minutes on the phone when my Tibook broke, and they shipped me an overnight box the next day. The turnaround from call to getting a fixed laptop was under 5 days.

    Maybe it depends on how tough your problem was to diagnose?

  47. Re:Apples might be Flaky by linuxpng · · Score: 1

    I think most people don't know when their hardware is defective. Imagine your mom dealing with a machine that cuts off randomly like the power plug has been yanked. Or how many people put up with modern BSODs, you can say what you want but they are very frequently hardware problems.

    They might be good in consumer reports but *my* experience is, I've seen hundreds of thinkpads (not on defective from the factory) and about 8 Apple's where 1/2 were broken.

  48. Location? by Tragek · · Score: 1

    I'm up in canada, and while I'm upset with apple for having had to take in my Rev.A. Macbook three times over the course of six weeks, I've found apple care to be incredibly accommodating and relatively efficient. However, having said that, being in Canada, I don't take my laptop to a real Apple Store. I take my Mac to a local shop (Westworld: www.westworld.ca), and they deal with Apple Care for me as far as getting the parts etc. The turn around time has always been excellent for me, under a week in three out of the four times, the fourth being a miscommunication between the store and Apple.

    AppleCare has it's upsides and it's down sides. As I said, this laptop has been in four times. However, it should be noted that two were for the same issue (they gave it back to me while we waited on a part), and the other issue didn't crop up until a little while after I got it back, which required another visit. The upsides of apple care is that they really want your computer to be in working condition: As such, I'm currently looking at a computer that has 1500$ worth of repair (so say the receipts I got), that I paid only 1400$ for. It's got a brand new hard drive, logic board, bottm case, and inner top-case. All in all, a rather impressive amount of work. On the other hand, as soon as they realized the entire logic board needed to be replaced, I'm of the opinion that it may have been better and faster to have simply given me a new box. AppleCare also doesn't cover accidental damage, and Apple does not offer (as far as I know) a piss-on-it-and-get a-new-one warranty like I've been told numerous times Dell does. I'm not sure I would have paid for a warranty like that, but the ability to get one like that is a comfort to some.

    All in all, I think ultimately you have to realize AppleCare is a consumer warranty plan, and should be treated as such. I recall numerous times while working in a computer shop local to here (chain), having laptops go to our depot for service for upwards of two to three weeks. As I said above, AppleCare has been wicked fast for me.

  49. Consumer support vs Business Support by maggard · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not to play into the Mac baiting/idiolatry, but Apple does have some of the highest customer satisfaction numbers in the industry, year after year.

    I'm sure there will be dozens of horror stories posted about here Macs & Apple, we can do the same for any brand. The truth is in numbers and again, Apple leads the industry in customer satisfaction and retention.

    Your issue seems to be a mismatch between what you bought and the service you want.

    You didn't buy a system with a business support contract. Apple does have those, but they're not in the Apple Stores. Instead like every other large vendor they have a division dedicated to business customers & their specific needs.

    Instead you did the equivalent of going to BestBuy (albeit a much nicer looking one with staff far beyond any "Geek Squad" bufoonery) and are getting standard consumer service. Actually it's far better then you'd get from BestBuy et al, and if you sprang the extra $99 for AppleCare you'll get even better, but it's still walk-in service.

    Your complaint really has nothing to do with Apple per se and instead with consumer customer service. Replace "Apple" with "HP" or "Gateway" and the store with "Best Buy", "CompUSA", "Microcenter", or whatever, and suddenly your complaint becomes much clearer

    I'm sorry to hear you've had a bad experience with your Mac. I've friends who buy the kind of support you're looking for, where there is next-day service at their office for their Apple products. I've other friends who are certified in Mac repair, who give the kind of service you're looking for, show up, crack open your Mac, if they have the part handy replace it on the spot or if not retrieve it from a depot.

    Instead you purchased we'll-look-at-it/fiddle-with-it/send-away-for-part s/send-the-machine-away-for-repair.

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  50. AppleCare is piss poor for businesses... by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1

    ...if Apple doesn't consider you "Enterprise." Good luck is all I can say! My experiences with direct A/B comparison (a company with Dells running Microsoft, and Apples running OS X) shows that Apple is by far the LEAST efficient at providing hardware support. Their Hardware troubleshooting standards are ridiculous--they don't seem to have an "IT Pro" line--every caller is assumed not to know how to plug-in a network cable (or how to check and make sure the cable is connected, as I had one Apple Care rep try to patiently explain to me...) That's great if my mom is calling, but sucks if its me calling. If you don't want to play their reindeer games they accuse you of "refusing to troubleshoot."

    Their parts policy works like this: You give them a CC# or you can take it to the Apple Store (and wait up to a month) or you can suck it and not get parts. They do still include a shipping label for your broken part, at least. Apple makes great gear, but their HW support stinks. If I had it all to do over again, I'd insist on having a ready stock of spare parts handy to put systems back into service while hassling with Apple's "support" line.

    Bottom line: Average downtime for any Apple HW problem: 3.5 days if we could get parts to the office (or, even more rare and special, get a technician on-site,) 7-10 days if we had to take it to the Apple store. Dell: Pretty consistently fast, easy to get parts-- 5 hours for servers, ~1.5 days for desktops/laptops w/onsite service.

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  51. Re: ha ha ha ha ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dell, Well - I guess if you speak 5 languages - you might be able to talk to Dell tech support...

  52. My only experience has been good. by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
    A month after I got my eMac (in June 2002, still using the same machine), weird things started happening. Random crashes, files moving around my desktop and renaming themselves. I tried whatever I could find in the online help files, but nothing fixed it.

    I called support (note, I had not bought any kind of applecare package, but this WAS only a month after purchase), and the guy had me remove each stick of RAM to test if one was bad. The best part was, after explaining to me how to get to the RAM, he believed me when I said I could handle it from there and just said OK, if one is bad then take it to the Apple store and exchange it. This was a great change from some tech supports who insist on hand-holding through every freaking step. I took the bad stick of RAM to the apple store, they tested it themselves, and handed me a new one. Problem solved! Quickly and easily. Maybe the Apple store in Cambridge, MA is just more efficient than most.

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  53. terrible support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i have had nothing but headaches in dealing with apple support. they are awful--absolute worst.

  54. From A Guy Who Knows Something About AppleCare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The biggest problem I encounter is people who mistake AppleCare for insurance. Water in the laptop? Not covered! Busted screen? Not covered! Dropped it? Not covered! Cat peed in it? Take it away. Tried to fix it yourself and rolled a screw into the power supply? Your fault. Fill up your hard drive? Not an AppleCare problem. A good number of the problems I see fall into this category.

    Then, there are the people who install substandard, third-party equipment (like memory) from a reseller or something they've bought themselves. They begin to experience kernel panics and/or shutdowns and demand that AppleCare cover something that Apple didn't provide as original equipment. Tough beans, Mr. Green Jeans! I can tell by looking at the customer's memory if it's OEM. If I remove it and the problem goes away, Apple is absolved. Period. Install a third-party card in a tower and I find a driver conflict, Apple is absolved. Period.

    People who self-diagnose are a lot of fun. Guy tells me "my hard drive is failing." If I take him at his word, I order a replacement from Apple (delivered Next Business Day, when possible) and I find that the customer has tried doing optimization and maintenance on a Tiger disk with a Panther Utility. Mac OS X keeps a log of everything. I get dinged for a misdiagnosis. One customer told me today that "either my hard drive or my logic board is defective." He's got a faulty power adapter. A smart provider reads the logs and checks the machine before taking the user's word for anything.

    Small service providers can't afford to stock all the parts necessary to service the full line of Apple products. That means we make our best diagnosis, send off for the part, install it, and--hopefully--send the customer home happy. There are incentives in place to insure that AppleCare service providers provide prompt, accurate service.

    I don't doubt that Apple has dropped the ball a time or two. But Apple and its service providers take the greatest pains to provide quick, satisfactory service. This combines with the people who build, test, and market Apple products--people who really do give a damn that the user is supreme--to make Apple a tier-one operation.

    AppleCare Service Providers don't do the job to get rich; repairs don't pay that well. I can't speak for the rest of the authorized service providers, but I can speak for me: your equipment should just work; if it doesn't, it's our job to make it so as soon as possible.

    Period.

  55. A couple suggestions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are a lot of 3rd party hardware repair companies for Apple equipment - try iresq.com, techrestore.com, etc. Dead backlights are usually the inverter (though not always), in which case you're looking at a pretty inexpensive repair. That's even something you can do yourself, if you have a torx set and a phillips set, as well as a small plastic tool (like the edge of a credit card) to pry the display assembly open. ifixit.com probably has instructions.

    In spanning mode, you can set your secondary display as the main display by opening display preferences, clicking the arrangement tab, then dragging the white menubar to the secondary display.

    I've never tried it for a reinstall, but you can run most (tibook and later) powerbooks in "clamshell mode". Connect an external mouse, keyboard, and display, and close the lid. Suddenly it's a really small, low powered powermac. Keep an eye on heat, though, as a pretty good percentage of the cooling for powerbooks comes from the top case. If it's getting really hot while you're doing this, run a magnet along the top case until the machine goes to sleep - the mechanism that informs the machine when the display is closed is magnetic, so putting a magnet over the switch will make the machine think the display is closed, but still allow the top case to dissipate heat.

    You certainly could put linux on it - though getting wireless to work may depend on whether the airport extreme card is from broadcom or atheros - the former is a bit more tricky. I've had good luck with Ubuntu edgy for ppc.

    Apple offers the 80% solution, both with software and hardware: point your services at 80% of the user base (point and click iLife consumers, for the most part) and keep the rest of the buttons out of the way. Sadly, for many people, simply acknowledging that something is possible is percieved as setting up a support contract, so they don't let their tech support so much as acknowledge that it's possible. Lots of impressive things are possible with macs, but you have to be willing to get out your machete and walk through the brush.

    1. Re:A couple suggestions by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info about repair, I'll look that up. Regarding your other suggestions:

      In spanning mode, you can set your secondary display as the main display by opening display preferences, clicking the arrangement tab, then dragging the white menubar to the secondary display.

      But how do I then disable the internal LCD? And how do I get this setting to work for, say, a reinstall?

      Connect an external mouse, keyboard, and display, and close the lid. Suddenly it's a really small, low powered powermac.

      Except for the display issue I mentioned, and in another comment, I also mentioned how closing the lid instantly puts it to sleep -- unless I use Insomnia, in which case it cuts its own power after some preset amount of time. So, I'd have to use your magnet trick to convince it the lid is open when it's closed, not the other way around.

      You certainly could put linux on it - though getting wireless to work may depend on whether the airport extreme card is from broadcom or atheros - the former is a bit more tricky. I've had good luck with Ubuntu edgy for ppc.

      Me too -- and with a Broadcom card. Needed to get the latest stuff myself, but once I grabbed firmware off OS X, I was good.

      Lots of impressive things are possible with macs, but you have to be willing to get out your machete and walk through the brush.

      I just wish I'd gotten a Dell or something and put Linux on it. Would've cost a lot less, and come with accident protection, I think. I mean, as long as I'm going to be walking through the brush, I may as well be running Linux, and after that, it doesn't matter whose hardware I run it on.

      Which is actually why I got a Mac -- it wasn't my money, so I figured I'd get the best quality hardware money can buy and put Linux on it. I figured who cares if it's a weak ppc processor, as long as it has a nice solid case, right? (And hey, it did survive being dropped. Probably more than once, but I only remember the one, and the hammer we used to fix it.) Unfortunately, wireless sucked back then, and I've since discovered a little Windows game I wish I could play on the go...

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  56. Return it! by Pliep · · Score: 1

    I live in The Netherlands where we may have special laws about this, but when an electronic device breaks down within 4 days it is simlpy returned to the store it came from for a replacement (ie. NOT a repair).

    The buyer has an agreement with the seller and the seller has to deliver goods that work properly. If they fail within 4 days, you simply return it and get another one. If it's an online store, you only pay for postage.

    I fail to see why this guy puts up with Apple phone support, going to different stores, etc. Simply go to the store you got it from and demand your money back! Looks like 10 minutes of work to me...

  57. AppleCare is for consumers, ProCare for business by gig · · Score: 1

    The time periods in ProCare are shorter than AppleCare.

    My experience with AppleCare is that you're better to send the machine in via FedEx and you get it back in 3 days. The stores are so busy it is a bit of a hassle.

  58. Re:Applecare Support - eMac by 3t3rn4l · · Score: 1

    I've been fairly satisfied with Applecare Support (read: extremely less aggravated than by say Dell or HP desktop support) and I'm not going to start to rant about Apple stores and authorized repair centers in my area.

    From my experience, the iMac is fairly easy to replace the hard drive, but it really depends on the model, as they differ significantly. The older versions actually come apart in two pieces that then allow for easy hard drive access, but the "newer" DV models require slightly more work for hard drive replacement.

    Perhaps you meant the eMac? Those are a major pain to dissect; nearly every screw and part needs to be removed to get the fscking hard drive. IMHO, they were designed as a throw away device, not meant for servicing whatsoever. The eMac was nearly as aggravating to repair as the iBook and Powerbook G4 laptops!

    I guess luck of the draw brought you a new, inexperienced, or incompetent tech! :(

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  59. Re:Applecare Support - eMac by JeepFanatic · · Score: 1

    No ... I meant iMac. It was a 17" G5 iMac w/ 1.5GB RAM. Really nice computer. Like you said though ... that day I just happened to get an incompetent tech.

  60. I've had a pretty good experience by scheme · · Score: 1

    When the touchpad on my macbook pro broke, they overnighted me a dhl box, I packed it up and sent it in the next day, and they fixed and overnighted my laptop back to me the day that they received it. All told, it took about 2 days to get the laptop fixed (dhl picked the laptop up Monday evening and I got the laptop back on Wednesday morning).

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  61. Apple has always been great to me by vansamirin · · Score: 1

    In the past year, I've bought an ibook g4, and a 20 inch Core 2 Duo imac. The ibook g4 had a bad motherboard, but i bought it at the local campus store, not the local apple store, so the apple store wouldn't replace it. I brought the laptop to the apple store at about 6pm on a friday, and i had it back on monday at around 2. Thats pretty impressive in my opinion, and its worked great ever since. When I got my imac, it had bad RAM, and would lock up under load. This started happening about 2 weeks after I got it. I took it to the apple store, and they gave me another one, right away, no questions asked. With a PC at any other store, that would never happen. Apples support is about the best you can get, from my experience

  62. Same market, different store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, I don't work at NMA, but there's some communication between stores. I work in the same market, though.

    You're going to be dealing with a fried ethernet port, a bad logic chip, an unresponsive DVD drive, a non-functional display, or a variety of other problems you can't fix at the 'bar.

    Those are all things we take care of in-store most of the time. It really varies by the model, but I have repaired all of those things in the past week. And when I was talking "business" I really meant "small business" not "enterprise."

    1. Re:Same market, different store by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Those are all things we take care of in-store most of the time. It really varies by the model, but I have repaired all of those things in the past week.

      That's impressive. My Apple Store (NMA) has never once been able to fix those sorts of problems in-house. It always has to get shipped out. About the only thing they've been able to do in-house (in my experience) was install user-installable components like RAM chips and wireless cards.

      And when I was talking "business" I really meant "small business" not "enterprise."

      That's kind of what I thought you were referring to. But what the Slashdot article (at least appear to be) about is corporate support. When we say "business" in this context, we don't really mean SOHO support. Most SOHOs can't afford an on-site technology staff, and either manage it themselves or turn to consultants for support. Since this fellow appears to be dedicated support staff, I think it's somewhat safe to assume that he's not SOHO.

      Of course, I've been wrong before. :)
    2. Re:Same market, different store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it probably has to do with exactly what repairs you needed. An optical drive on a 12-inch PowerBook will get shipped. A MacBook would get done in the store.

  63. Try a non-Apple certified repair shop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Going to an Apple Store seems like a bad idea these days. They're too busy, for one, and it's possible they may well be following procedure designed to reduce repair costs for Apple.

    And, frankly, their continued existence doesn't really hinge on the quality of their hardware service.

    An independent shop, which is authorized to do Mac repairs, might try harder. They'd have a great incentive to make you happy. Best case scenario is that you come back and buy your next Mac from them, instead of from Apple. And, it's possible that they could be more inclined to decide in *your* favor, rather than in favor of Apple's bottom line. I don't know how the economics of authorized repair go, so that may not actually be likely. It could certainly be rational for an independent to be less likely to declare your computer's problem as being 'in spec', unless the cost is eaten by the indie rather than by Apple.

    And an authorized independent shop is far less likely to have an arrogant emo-buy poseur working the genius bar but more interested in hitting on emo chicks than in helping you. And indie employee who does that is likely to get canned.

    On the down side, it may be difficult to find one, let alone one you can trust. I didn't see any lists or directories on apple.com the other day when I happened to check.

    A way to find a shop might be to listen to your local NPR station. In Boston and NYC, at least, the NPR stations have been giving away Macs during fundraisers, for the last few years, and those Macs come from local indie Mac VAR/repair shops.

  64. Support is what you make of it by envious1 · · Score: 1

    I've been dealing with computer makers for about 10 years personally and professioinally, and overall Apple has always been easier to deal with. IBM was very good as well. Dell, was usually a pain.

    The quality of service you get out of different support people varies widely, no matter what company you go with. I've had calls to Dell and Apple where it felt I was beating my head against the wall because it was a script reader or inexperienced tech, and calls where I get a knowledgeable tech that knows what to do. It's a crap shoot.

    If you're already familiar with the ins and out of dealing with tech support skip this and go to the next post. If not read on for some tips in how to deal with them:

    There's one thing I've learned over the years, it 's how you talk to the Tech support that really matters. Communication is key to getting good tech support. Act like an average user, don't do basic troubleshooting, or be rude and you get the run around from a lot of them. An experienced tech will peg you as an average computer user and feed you the script. The idea is to get off script as soon as possible to get your RMA/support call. Act like you know what you're talking about and communicating to them on a profession and, if you have the skill, a more technical level. (Do not fake it if you aren't technically skilled in the problem they smell that too and will script you then also.

    Describe the problem, tell him/her that you've looked up the problem in the knowledge base an that didn't solve your problem. Tell them you've already trouble shot the problem to the best of your abilities, explain that the problem has reoccurred and tell them what you've tried, before you get into the troubleshooting script. If you already know the RAM or hard drive is bad, just tell them how you figured that out. They might make you retry the basic steps you already did, but that's okay. They have to verify the problem before you can get an RMA or service call. Explain politely that you are willing to reproduce the problem and they will sometimes skip a step or three, and take you word for it and save you time.

    Sometimes I get a script reader tech support guy and I talk over his head, ask him questions his script doesn't have the answers too and I'll usually get transferred to the next service tier or to the manager.

    If you're in IT or a level or two past "power user" or you get your IT guy (assuming he's not a jerk or incompetent) to make the calls you usually get better service too. Once you establish with the tech support person on the other end of the line that you're an advanced user (by telling them everything you've tried in detail), and that you know they are there to help solve the problem (and not someone you call to blame for the problem) user they're more likely to treat you right, and take extra steps with you. Say thing like "What can _we_ try to fix this?" to get them on your side. And I'll usually ask the tech support person if he gets a lot of calls on this problem or if it's new to him.

    When you don't like the person you're dealing with, call back and try a different support person or ask to be transferred. I once was told a repair would take a week or two by one, but when I called back I got a person who had overnighted me a shipping box and I has it back within a few days. (Apple India vs. Apple USA)

    If you establish that it's a hardware problem and its under warranty, ask if they'll cross ship the part to you and that you can install it. If it is a field replaceable part, I've never been denied cross shipment once I get them a credit card number for collateral that they'd get the bad part back. I've had some tell me to ship back the part instead of cross ship it. Then I explained to the tech that the computer wasn't on-site and it was a VIP's laptop that couldn't be without a computer for even 3 days, and they cross shipped for me.

    I've had a case where the tech (dell) told me to do something that screwed up another driver instead of fixing the driver that

  65. Send It In by dynamo · · Score: 1

    When you have the repair done by mail, they are unbelievably efficient. New parts, in my experience of about 4 repairs over 5 years and 3 machines, tend to ARRIVE the day after you call. Repairs are typically back in a couple of days.

    And for most things short of a full computer replacement (for example, new mouse, new battery), they'll send you a new one and ask you to just send the old one back. And again, it arrives the next day.

    Aside from them dropping "phone support" from the 91st day through the end of the 1 year coverage period, I could not ask for more.

  66. I avoid contact with Apple for repairs if I can by melkweg · · Score: 1

    Hi, I have been maintaining about 50 macs in Seattle for a printing company for about 5 years and have gravitated to avoiding contact with Apple for hardware related problems if I can- I try to do business with local Apple-authorized repair stores- I let them deal with Apple. The only two Apple departments that I have run into that seem to make me feel like I am interacting with a company that caters to business needs are Xserve phone support people and sometimes Apple business sales account managers (I purchase most Apple hardware via CDW due to special pricing for the national franchise I work with and they also offer good support if a get "lemon" mac.). For hardware repairs, I use The Seattle Mac Store in Seattle- an independent computer store that is an Apple-authorized repair facility I use to do business with Westwind, another mac shop that was a great apple authorized repair store, but they seemed to close their doors about the same time Apple's Apple store came to town....