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Sun's Trading Symbol Going From SUNW To JAVA

Mortimer.CA writes "Straight from Jonathan Schwartz's weblog, Sun is changing their ticker symbol from SUNW to JAVA: 'JAVA is a technology whose value is near infinite to the internet, and a brand that's inseparably a part of Sun (and our profitability). [...] To be very clear, this isn't about changing the company name or focus — we are Sun, we are a systems company, and we will always be a derivative of the students that created us, Stanford University Network is here to stay. But we are no longer simply a workstation company, nor a company whose products can be limited by one category — and Java does a better job of capturing exactly that sentiment than any other four letter symbol.'"

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  1. Not sure if this is a good idea by jpfed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmm... while many programmers are powered by java, all life on Earth is powered at least indirectly by the Sun.

    1. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by abolitiontheory · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, what next? Microsoft changes their ticker to SUCK?

    2. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Nope. Apple's gonna change their ticker symbol to TUNE.

    3. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by jimstapleton · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, they don't have a product named SUCK.

      It'll be "C#" or ".NET". Sure, some of those characters may not be allowed, but with a little of the green lubricant, which MS has more than enough to spare, I'm sure wall street will be willing to have it's gears greased in taht direction.

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    4. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by Megane · · Score: 5, Funny

      They may not have a product _named_ SUCK, but they do have the ZUNE. That's got four letters and describes Microsoft almost as well as JAVA describes Sun.

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    5. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by abolitiontheory · · Score: 1

      This was going to be my direct reply to the TUNE comment. Right on.

    6. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by hedleyroos · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... all life on Earth is powered at least indirectly by the Sun

      You've obviously never seen our sys admin. Gaah, you said indirectly and ruined my joke!

    7. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by endianx · · Score: 1

      A name change is not going to help them. Nobody is going to buy until they increase earnings.

    8. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by SL+Baur · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, BSOD.

    9. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by dloose · · Score: 1

      The might as well change it to IPOD. Actually, that would be pretty cool.

    10. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by Yoozer · · Score: 1

      Hm.. Java.. Reminds me of Starbucks. Starbucks is doing well. Coffee tastes good. Oh what the hell, I'll take 50.

      Maybe they're going for that kind of reasoning.

    11. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      Yeah, what next? Microsoft changes their ticker to SUCK? .SUK
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    12. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by brusk · · Score: 4, Funny

      And then they could go from SUCK to BLOW.

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    13. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by tg2k · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I think you misspelled PESO.

    14. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by NeoTerra · · Score: 0, Redundant

      And then they could change from SUCK to BLOW!

    15. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      One major difference: Sun makes money off of JAVA.

    16. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by squoozer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I thought at least some of the life around under sea thermal vents was powered by the hear from the earths core which, if I'm not mistaken, comes primarily from radioactive decay deep within the Earth and has nothing to do with the sun. The radioactive material did come from a star though so you could argue that all (known) life derives it's energy from stars in one way or another.

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    17. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by dajak · · Score: 0, Redundant

      No. To BSOD. It better describes their products.

    18. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it wouldn't, it would be like the most gheyest thing EVER.

    19. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about SMUG?

    20. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by jcr · · Score: 1

      Perfect. Is there a way for the market to assign a ticker symbol over the company's objections? Let's start a petition.

      -jcr

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    21. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by tehshen · · Score: 4, Funny
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    22. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by Penguin+Programmer · · Score: 1

      SUCK was actually their second choice. CRAP was already taken.

    23. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by chuck · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Interestingly, the New York Stock Exchange has reserved the stock symbol M for Microsoft, if they ever jump ship from Nasdaq.

      http://invest-faq.com/articles/triv-one-letter-tic k.html

    24. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Also heat left over from the Earth's formation, yes? Which also happened because of stars.

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    25. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      I'm in! ;-)

    26. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by DusterBar · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, the New York Stock Exchange has reserved the stock symbol M for Microsoft, if they ever jump ship from Nasdaq.

      And all this time I thought "M" was for Murder...

    27. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially since it is questionable how they will ever make any money from Java.

    28. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by jpfed · · Score: 1

      Touché.

    29. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 0

      ENUZ? That's hilarious. Or something. I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.

    30. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ENUZ? What were you reading?

    31. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by quanticle · · Score: 2, Informative

      That was the rumor. However, recently, the NYSE gave symbol M to Macy's Inc. (department store chain). I think they realized that Microsoft wasn't going to leave the NASDAQ.

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    32. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SMEG?

    33. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by notthe9 · · Score: 1

      nyse.com seems to indicate that the M is in use by Macy's.

    34. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by chuck · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm apparently a lousy researcher!

    35. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a Sun employee, I feel this is a stupid idea and the explanation doesn't make sense.

      But we are no longer simply a workstation company, nor a company whose products can be limited by one category -- and Java does a better job of capturing exactly that sentiment than any other four letter symbol

      So they want to use a ticker symbol that broadly represents the entire company rather than just a single product. So obviously, the solution is to change the ticker from SUNW (which represents the COMPANY) to JAVA (which represents "one category", which is exactly the opposite of what they say they didn't wan to do.

      Sometimes I feel retarded. :(

    36. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by rastoboy29 · · Score: 1

      I'm going to now make it my goal in life to start a giant corporation that starts with the letter M.  Just so I can keep them from getting it.

      M is Mine.

    37. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by arivanov · · Score: 1

      C'mon not Florida marriage vs hurricane jokes all over again.

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    38. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'll jump in and change MSFT to SUNW now that it's free. Everyone that is with the times will note the change but future SUN investors would be actually investing in microsoft (as they would never care to look up msft).

    39. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so why tell it?

    40. Re:Not sure if this is a good idea by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Off Topic? I believe the parent thread was "SUCK", and "BLOW" for the OS that should not be named. If not, then I need to put my comment with the proper thread.

  2. Uhm. by John_Booty · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "we are [not] a company whose products can be limited by one category"


    So instead of naming themselves after one product category, they're naming themselves after another. Great! The name change makes some sense (who really wants the outdated "workstation" thing attached to their name?) but marketingspeak is just so silly sometimes.

    Can't help but think they'll want to do this gain once Java is no longer their flagship product. If they're still around (and I hope they are!)
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    1. Re:Uhm. by MMC+Monster · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, I was under the impression that SUNW was a more respectable name. Workstation gives the suggestion of serious computer power.

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    2. Re:Uhm. by peterprior · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually it stands for Standford University NetWorks... :)

    3. Re:Uhm. by John_Booty · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For customers, maybe, but not for investors - and they're the ones that will see the ticker symbol. The workstation market is near-nonexistent. "Workstations" harken to the days of $10,000 desktop computers like the NeXT Cube and the like. Former workstation companies like SGI have collapsed financially and are scrambling to try and find other ways to make money.

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    4. Re:Uhm. by MrNaz · · Score: 1, Troll

      Java does a better job of capturing exactly that sentiment than any other four letter symbol.

      Skipping the obvious vulgarities, how about Standard Language Of Workstations, or S-L-O-W ?

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    5. Re:Uhm. by Otter · · Score: 2

      I had periodically wondered what the W stood for but had never connected it with "workstation", and doubt if many investors had. (Anyway, other posters are claiming plausibly that the link to "workstation" isn't even correct.)

    6. Re:Uhm. by mikael · · Score: 1

      SJNW would have made sense:

      S = Servers
      J = Java
      N = (the) Network
      W = Workstations

      But just Java? Seem to be ignoring three major markets....

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    7. Re:Uhm. by PhunkySchtuff · · Score: 2, Informative

      SUNW (The stock ticker symbol) = Stanford University Network Workstation.

      Sun (the company) = Sun Microsystems.

    8. Re:Uhm. by ednopantz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is the platform company that spent the 1990s evangelizing a language that makes it easy to write platform independent code.

      Java may be nice, but it was a butt-stupid move for a company that made its money in OSes and hardware.

    9. Re:Uhm. by stevesliva · · Score: 1

      But just Java? Seem to be ignoring three major markets....
      It's called "reality distortion."
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    10. Re:Uhm. by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      Any investor who buys a stock based solely on the ticker symbol ... needs to check out the prospectus for my new company Silicon Emerging X-factor, York.

      Seriously, SUNW used to be well known to investors, now it just sounds like NetJ" (a company at the dotcom boom that had a descriptions that said (roughly) "we don't do anything, nor do we have immediate plans to do anything". )

    11. Re:Uhm. by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      For customers, maybe, but not for investors - and they're the ones that will see the ticker symbol. The workstation market is near-nonexistent. "Workstations" harken to the days of $10,000 desktop computers like the NeXT Cube and the like. Former workstation companies like SGI have collapsed financially and are scrambling to try and find other ways to make money. One word: wankstation. Do not argue, you know this to be true.
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    12. Re:Uhm. by oliverthered · · Score: 0, Troll

      If it was named after .net that would be Exceptionally Slow.

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    13. Re:Uhm. by Jamil+Karim · · Score: 1

      Actually, no. Jonathan Schwartz says it stands for Stanford University Network Workstation.

    14. Re:Uhm. by timeOday · · Score: 1

      Java may be nice, but it was a butt-stupid move for a company that made its money in OSes and hardware.
      Hey, at least Sun is still kicking. Most of the companies they grew up with have passed away.
    15. Re:Uhm. by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      JAVA to me says no revenue though- since most people only see the java desktop and j2se. I realize the java server market is another story, but that's not what I think of when I think of java.

      IMHO they should be SUNC (Sun Corporation) or SUNM (Sun Microsystems) or something. I would never buy stock in java or java technologies, but I would buy stock in workstations, blade servers, etc.

    16. Re:Uhm. by vought · · Score: 1

      Hey, at least Sun is still kicking. Most of the companies they grew up with have passed away. Yeah, NeXT in particular is doing very poorly.
    17. Re:Uhm. by nuzak · · Score: 2, Funny

      Train stations are where trains come to a stop. My desk has a workstation.

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    18. Re:Uhm. by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Very few people correctly identify the meaning of the 'W' in SUNW. I'm not sure that there has ever been any association of SUNW with "a particular product line", in my experience. And it has the benefit of being memorable.

      I'm nitpicking, but I hate when a ticker symbol has nothing to do with the company name. Perhaps the W could have simply been rolled over and change the ticker to SUNM. Oh well.

    19. Re:Uhm. by Seumas · · Score: 1

      JAVA is used to market a lot of Sun products, however. Not only is it a language and a ticker symbol, but Sun's LDAP, Mail, Calendar, Web, Proxy, Application and Identity Management servers are all known as the "Sun Java System (insert product) Server".

      It does appear to occasionally confuse people. I have known people who have the mistaken believe that Sun Java System Messaging Server, for example, is written in Java.

      I wonder how long until SunBlades are renamed JavaBlades and SunFire servers are renamed JavaFire.

    20. Re:Uhm. by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Nope your honour. Java is actually one of the biggest factors behind Sun still being a server power. If it was not for java Sun would have been dead long ago.

      One java app starts at least 64 threads at the server by default. Most apps use even higher defaults and admins push this number to at least 256 for most server installations. This type of load runs best on guess what - Sun (or Azul where Sun now has a good size stake).

      While Sun UltraSparc servers may suck bricks through a thin straw sidewise on raw CPU performance, the number of cores Sun puts in a single box makes them better at running java apps than anything else the industry has to offer. This has been the case for a while now and with the rollout of next generation Rock based servers it will become even more so. Add to that the inherent advantage Java has on Big Endian machines as a big endian language and the picture is complete.

      While you can run java on anything, if your business depends on the performance at which you run it you usually end up running it on Sun hardware.

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    21. Re:Uhm. by Big+Jason · · Score: 1

      I always thought it stood for Software Under No Warranty.

    22. Re:Uhm. by Lennie · · Score: 1

      > SUNW (The stock ticker symbol) = Stanford University Network Workstation.
      >
      > Sun (the company) = Sun Microsystems.
      >

      Then why not use the obovious SUNM ?

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    23. Re:Uhm. by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      ah, I see I got marked as a troll for making a joke about the speed of exception handling in .net.

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  3. Get a website or something by florin · · Score: 2, Funny

    In related news, Steve Balmer was spotted replacing his previous 'ZUNE4ME' vanity plates with a fresh set which sports the slogan 'JAVAL0L'..

    Seriously though, I don't think Java is a particularly big reason for people to like Sun, and tying your company's future to it seems ill-advised.

    1. Re:Get a website or something by Branc0 · · Score: 1

      This is about investors, not about programming gurus or system administrators. JAVA has a big punch, it is associated with a lot of different technologies (because a lot of stuff is made in JAVA) and this is the idea they want to pass trough. The market is 90% psychological and moving the TICKER name from SUNW to JAVA surely can't hurt.

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    2. Re:Get a website or something by jcr · · Score: 1

      JAVAL0L

      I can has portability? Oh NOES!

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  4. It's only the stock ticker by stony3k · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While I agree that this sounds silly, do remember that it's just the stock symbol. There are many companies with silly stock symbols (GLW, T, F). I guess they feel that more people will buy their stocks if the name sounds familiar.

    Basically, nothing to see here.

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    1. Re:It's only the stock ticker by brajesh · · Score: 2, Funny

      AAPL -> JOBS?

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    2. Re:It's only the stock ticker by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Completely off topic, but does anyone know why Apple chose AAPL instead of APPL? According to Google Finance, no one else is using APPL.

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    3. Re:It's only the stock ticker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, what you're saying is, they could have gotten a similar effect if they'd changed their stock ticker to "WTF" or "BFD" (or are those already taken)?

    4. Re:It's only the stock ticker by Stooshie · · Score: 1

      Not knowing anything about shares this is only a guess, but I assume that when Apple first started trading they were given AAPL. I also assume it's like registration plates and you would have to pay for a custom one. When apple were first listed they were probably more worried about investing the money in RandD.

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    5. Re:It's only the stock ticker by kripkenstein · · Score: 1

      Indeed, it is only the stock ticker. Anyhow, there is far more interesting news about IT stocks. For example, SCO's stock (SCOX) has almost doubled since it plummeted: SCOX. Who the heck is buying it?

    6. Re:It's only the stock ticker by Megane · · Score: 1

      Nope... AAPL -> IPOD of course.

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    7. Re:It's only the stock ticker by Drive42 · · Score: 0

      Investors expecting a hostile takeover? What's it doubled to? Double, in and of itself, is a high percentage, but not necessarily a high amount.

    8. Re:It's only the stock ticker by pbrooks100 · · Score: 1

      Maybe it was to appear higher alphabetically, sort of like AAAA Auto Insurance in the phone book...

    9. Re:It's only the stock ticker by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 1

      While I agree that this sounds silly, do remember that it's just the stock symbol.

      Actually, in Solaris it's also the prefix of all of their official packages:

      # pkginfo | grep SUNW | wc -l
      968
    10. Re:It's only the stock ticker by ONU+CS+Geek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And to think, this is being reported from a company whose stock ticker is LNUX, who doesn't do Linux hardware (or software) any more, that specializes in Online Media.

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    11. Re:It's only the stock ticker by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      I think the symbol was already taken. APPL used to be the NASDAQ symbol for Appel Pete Corp. I don't know the timeline, but perhaps Appel Pete Corp registered the symbol long ago, before Apple had a chance.

      According to Google Finance, no one else is using APPL.

      Yahoo Finance, Forbes & Marketwatch list APPL. I find that Google Finance lacks a good deal of historical and obscure information. OOoo... a point for Yahoo ;)

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    12. Re:It's only the stock ticker by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      And, APPL is the symbol for "Appell Petroleum Corporation".

      And all newsfeeds Appell Petroleum Corporation are filled with news about Apple, Inc. This shows that "APPL" is a common typo for "AAPL".

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    13. Re:It's only the stock ticker by kripkenstein · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it doubled from a tiny number to a slightly-less-tiny number. 0.35 at the lowest to around 0.60 last I checked.

    14. Re:It's only the stock ticker by Pulzar · · Score: 1

      Double, in and of itself, is a high percentage, but not necessarily a high amount.

      The amount really doesn't matter much to anybody but existing shareholders. The ones who bought before it doubled still made a lot of money, no matter how low the stock is!

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    15. Re:It's only the stock ticker by guardian-ct · · Score: 2, Insightful

      With stocks that low though, if you buy 10000 shares at 0.35, it may double in price while you're buying, because you're buying it. Then when you go to sell it at 0.7, during the sale the price falls because you just sold 10000 shares. Investing in penny stocks is a great way to lose money.

  5. I can't really pass judgement by chuckymonkey · · Score: 1

    on SUN with this because it's hard to predict how the market is going to react. I really don't think that it's going to make all that much difference since it's still the same company and all the same assets that they had before now. Still though with all the things coming out SUN what with all the GPL software and the deal with IBM I think that things are starting to look a little brighter. Also is it just me or does it seem like with the IBM deal that SUN is wanting to get deeper entrenched in the software business IBM wants to start to get out of it?

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    1. Re:I can't really pass judgement by stevesliva · · Score: 2, Informative

      Also is it just me or does it seem like with the IBM deal that SUN is wanting to get deeper entrenched in the software business IBM wants to start to get out of it?
      It's just you. IBM is the second-largest software company in the world, and software mints money.
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  6. Coffee by lauwersw · · Score: 1

    Like this reg article http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/08/23/sun_no_sun w_java/ is giving the example of VA Linux profiting from the Linux hype with their LNUX ticker, I guess Sun wants to confuse coffee drinkers and profit from that. People think with the global warming that they should stop investing in the sun anyway!

  7. I could probably Google this, but... by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

    Who trades under "SUN"?

    Ok, I did Google it, and I guess it's "Sunoco." I guess I could've seen that one coming.

    (Totally off-subject, but I'm finding that Google should be responsible for a significant decrease in general ignorance: whenever someone wonders some basic question, the answer is usually a few keywords away. This hasn't happened yet for some reason.)

    1. Re:I could probably Google this, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would argue that it's responsible for an increase in ignorance since people aren't committing things to memory anymore (hey, you can always look it up). To balance this, however, I would say awareness is increasing.

    2. Re:I could probably Google this, but... by RocketJeff · · Score: 1

      Sun couldn't (easily) use SUN as their symbol even if it was available. They're listed with NASDAQ and all NASDAQ symbols are 4 characters long (sometimes 5 - the 5th is used as an indicator that there's something unusual about the security). Other examples are MSFT and AAPL (and, for a little while longer SCOX).

      Symbols on the other US exchanges are all 3 letters or less. SUN (Sunoco) is listed on the NYSE, as is IBM and T (AT&T). Interestingly enough, the symbol "M" wasn't in use on the NYSE for a long time - the rumors was that it was being reserved for Microsoft (Macy's is now listed with "M").

    3. Re:I could probably Google this, but... by timster · · Score: 1

      This is a bit of a holdover from the days when the NASDAQ was technically not an exchange, but a mere quotation system (with trading done over-the-counter); hence NYSE securities were called "listed" and NASDAQ ones were called "OTC". Now that NASDAQ is a proper stock exchange, the SEC has allowed NASDAQ to retain 3-letter symbols on securities that move to the NASDAQ from some other exchange (as they are just as much "listed" as NYSE securities). So we will soon see some three-letter symbols on NASDAQ, though they do not yet have the authority to assign three-letter symbols to new issues.

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    4. Re:I could probably Google this, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does being a real exchange or not a real exchange have anything to do with the stock ticker naming conventions? Does the SEC have some stupid rules that only regulated exchanges can use 3 letter tickers?

    5. Re:I could probably Google this, but... by Drive42 · · Score: 0

      Committing something to memory isn't necessarily a willed act. What did you have for breakfast? Did you purposely memorize that?

  8. Packages by HaydnH · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As all of the Solaris packages start with the companies ticker, will all future Sun packages now be called JAVAxxxxx? That's going to annoy the hell out of us sys admins =/ Haydn.

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    1. Re:Packages by Megane · · Score: 1

      Their OpenFirmware/OpenBoot/IEEE 1275 identifier is also SUNW.

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    2. Re:Packages by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      LOL - that was the first thing that cross my mind as well.

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    3. Re:Packages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do software packages start with Stock Exchange Identifiers anyway? Noone in the BSD, Linux or Windows world does that.
      If you had the choice, would you, just to try an example, buy "Microsoft Windows XP" or "MSFT Windows XP"...

    4. Re:Packages by grahamlee · · Score: 1

      That's irrelevant. No-one buys SUNWut, they buy SunRay Server Software.

    5. Re:Packages by lewiscr · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, all my VRTS* packages hadn't changed to SYMC*. Although I'm not running the latest version, so YMMV. :-D

  9. Microsoft is changing their's too... by AccUser · · Score: 4, Funny

    Look out for BSOD on a stock ticker near you. Unless you are running a real operating system, that is.

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    1. Re:Microsoft is changing their's too... by westlake · · Score: 0
      Look out for BSOD on a stock ticker near you. Unless you are running a real operating system, that is.

      It's a pity that jokes don't come with an expiration date - because this one has gone stale.

      Rather like Slashdot's Borg icon for Bill Gates.

    2. Re:Microsoft is changing their's too... by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Slashdot should definitely update that icon to a Borg Steve Ballmer. "Sweaty chairs will be thrown at you. Resistance is futile. Developers developers developers developers!"

    3. Re:Microsoft is changing their's too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite as stale as the predictable whining from Slashdot's token plutocrats every time the jokes come up.

    4. Re:Microsoft is changing their's too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Seagate is changing to JBOD.

  10. four letter symbols by OnyxLilninja · · Score: 2, Funny

    But we are no longer simply a workstation company, nor a company whose products can be limited by one category -- and Java does a better job of capturing exactly that sentiment than any other four letter symbol. I can think of some four letter symbols that express the sentiment a bit better...
    1. Re:four letter symbols by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can think of some four letter symbols that express the sentiment a bit better...

      FSCK or even BOFH would have been a better choice indeed!

  11. Re:Bye Bye Sun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The writing was on the wall when they started giving Schwartz the first of his many unearned promotions. The man will preside over the liquidation of the company, and will walk away with a few tens of millions in his own pockets.

    It's sad. Sun was a company that mattered, not all that long ago.

  12. Of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Of course Stanford University Network is here to stay, what would Stanford University do without it?

  13. in another news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft's symbol becomes DNET? ;-)

    1. Re:in another news... by curmudgeon99 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Microsoft's symbol becomes EVIL

  14. The full quote regarding Sun's symbol change by lancejjj · · Score: 5, Funny

    The quote was truncated. Here it is in its totality:

    "But we are no longer simply a workstation company, nor a company whose products can be limited by one category -- and Java does a better job of capturing exactly that sentiment than any other four letter symbol.

    Our first choice was the even more accurate DEAD, but that symbol was already taken by Emerson Burial Caskets."

    1. Re:The full quote regarding Sun's symbol change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of my uni classes this semester is taught using Java. I was planning to use (and have been using) this opportunity to learn Java so I can add that language to my (pretty limited) retinue. There have been a few comments, like this one, that say that Java is crap and dying. If this is the case, should I get this Java unit over and done with ASAP so I can focus on another language, or is it really a marketable skill?

    2. Re:The full quote regarding Sun's symbol change by gerbalblaste · · Score: 1

      Don't be too worried, Java is a marketable skill, if your good at it. A lot of people don't like it because it is slower than other languages and it is larger. If your good with java you'll have no worries, but if your shit you will be the reason these other folks hate java.

    3. Re:The full quote regarding Sun's symbol change by jcr · · Score: 1

      Java is a marketable skill,

      Yeah, it's great for InfoSys and the rest of the offshore body-shops. For an individual engineer, it's a very crowded market, and a lot of people are willing to hack Java code for $40/hr.

      -jcr

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    4. Re:The full quote regarding Sun's symbol change by dwarfking · · Score: 2, Informative

      Java is not dead or dying, regardless what many on /. like to say. There are basically two primary platforms now for custom in-house business development: Java and .NET.

      Businesses that are predominately Windows based (desktops, servers, SQL Server, etc) find the holistic approach of .NET and the Visual Studio tool suite (which is a decent development environment) to be the best model for them. Businesses that are more heterogeneous tend to use Java more. You are likely to find very few businesses trusting application development to Python, Ruby, TCL or the next big thing. You might see use of PHP for web front ends, though DHTML/AJAX front ends are becoming very common, but usually business logic is either in Java or .NET.

      It seems the folks on /. have a problem with Java for the very reason that it is accepted by businesses. There is a strong anti-business, anti-management sentiment here, to the point that anything actually liked by business (i.e. PHBs) must by definition be bad.

      Java is a designed environment, has recommended approaches to use, has corporate support from tools vendors. In other words, it isn't intended to be a quick and dirty tool, it is intended for serious, business critical software development. As others have pointed out, it actually does run on multiple operating systems as advertised.

      It must be the hacker (in the original sense) mentality that permeates /. and makes folks favor scripting languages like Ruby and Python over Java. It is possible one of these other languages/platforms will overtake Java's position in business, if they get solid base libraries and tool vendor backing, but until then Java is not dead.

    5. Re:The full quote regarding Sun's symbol change by mhall119 · · Score: 1

      Fresh out of college, most kids would kill for $40/hr. Heck, many veteran programs don't make $40/hr. What does the average VB coder make anyway?

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    6. Re:The full quote regarding Sun's symbol change by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Shoot I am going for a job that pays $12/hr. I wish the 1990s were back?

      I was going to say any search with monster.com or craigslist show java outnumbering even c++ by a large margin. Its where the market is heading. Personally I find it takes alot of code and overengineering for most work.

    7. Re:The full quote regarding Sun's symbol change by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      I'd say the jvm will be more important in the long term than the Java language. No one needs to know you actually have JRuby and Jython in your jars, and there are even more exciting things coming.

    8. Re:The full quote regarding Sun's symbol change by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      TIOBE's list of programming language popularity by job offers available. Java mauls everything else.

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    9. Re:The full quote regarding Sun's symbol change by Watson+Ladd · · Score: 1

      Unless you need to work with big numbers or exact arithmetic, or multithreading. In SML, Scheme and Haskell all are very simple. In Java you need to switch from infix notation to making method calls for your bignums. Methods that accept normal integers will have problems working with bignums. Multithreading is filled with pitfalls and deadlocks. I like PLT, and the depressing thing about it is all the problems people have with programing languages have all been solved, but they are to stupid/lazy to reach for the solution. ObjC and D are the two commerical languages that actually solve some of the problems with code. But as for Java, 1967 called and wants Simula back.

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    10. Re:The full quote regarding Sun's symbol change by Watson+Ladd · · Score: 1

      You cannot efficiently implement Scheme in Java due to the lack of first-class continuations. The java libraries and the internal architecture of the JVM are geared towards statically typed languages without higher-order functions, continuations, or better concurrency models. Full numeric towers are painful to implement in Java as the bound check needs to be done in Java bytecode, rather then optimized assembler as in a Scheme bytecode engine.

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    11. Re:The full quote regarding Sun's symbol change by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      Java is a marketable skill, but not so much unless you have J2EE experience and/or the relevant web skills.

    12. Re:The full quote regarding Sun's symbol change by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      It seems the folks on /. have a problem with Java for the very reason that it is accepted by businesses. There is a strong anti-business, anti-management sentiment here, to the point that anything actually liked by business (i.e. PHBs) must by definition be bad.
      Not too long ago, C++ was the most accepted. It's still accepted as the best for many tasks. I haven't been here that long, nor on the internet, but I don't think there was a mass dislike of C/C++ when it was 'king'.
    13. Re:The full quote regarding Sun's symbol change by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      plenty of languages would be better implemented compiling directly to jvm bytecode, especially the ones with closures and continuations. that's part of the good stuff coming as opposed to the current batch of interpreters implemented in the java language. rewriting parts of the java library will be part of the fun

  15. Kinda makes sense, I guess... by blcamp · · Score: 1


    Other companies have used their chief product as thier ticker symbol. Anheuser-Busch, for example, has a ticker symbol of BUD.

    But in reading TFA, I can't help but feel like I'm being beat over the head with a marketing stick.

    I mean, come on now... "a technology whose value is near infinite to the internet"???

    Give me a break... I work in a .NET shop. Guess how much JAVA we use. Guess how important it is in our apps.

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    1. Re:Kinda makes sense, I guess... by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

      Give me a break... I work in a .NET shop. Guess how much JAVA we use. Guess how important it is in our apps. Mmmmm. It shows you Microsoft's .NET strategy 5 years before they know themselves?

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    2. Re:Kinda makes sense, I guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .NET is a direct Java clone.

      So in a way, you are using Java. You just don't realize it.

    3. Re:Kinda makes sense, I guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give me a break... I work in a .NET shop. Guess how much JAVA we use. Guess how important it is in our apps. You must work in a hermetically sealed Microsoft monoculture if .NET is all you need and you never have to deal with non MS technologies. Much of the rest of the software developing world needs to cross platform portability and interoperability and Java is the most widespread technology out there. So yes... calling it's value 'infinite' is perhaps marketing blurb but for all it's annoyances Java still beats .NET simply by being cross platform capable (And when I say cross platform I don't mean from one Windows flavor to another like .NET but from one OS to another as in: Linux to Windows to OS X to HP-UX to Solaris to AIX to Symbian.....).
    4. Re:Kinda makes sense, I guess... by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

      Guess how irrelevant your toy code is.

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    5. Re:Kinda makes sense, I guess... by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Java seems pretty important to appliance/embedded vendors. But its use in web applets has fallen dramatically. J2EE still has a pretty good foothold on webservers though, it really is a better solution for large complex scalable sites than say php or ruby.

      The idea of it having near infinite importance though is obviously an exaggeration. The problem is I don't think Java is even "most important" let alone infinitely so.

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    6. Re:Kinda makes sense, I guess... by blcamp · · Score: 1

      Guess how irrelevant your toy code is. My "toy code" helps run the Michigan court system, Molly. It's relevant to, oh... about 10 million people, on a daily basis.

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    7. Re:Kinda makes sense, I guess... by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

      YHBT. YHL. HAND.

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    8. Re:Kinda makes sense, I guess... by blcamp · · Score: 1

      YHBT. YHL. HAND. IDGARR.
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    9. Re:Kinda makes sense, I guess... by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      "Much of the rest of the software developing world needs to cross platform portability"

      Really? I'd say that vast majority of in-house applications only need to run on a single platform and that even the biggest commercial apps usually only target Windows, Mac, and UNIX derivatives.

  16. Re:Sounds normal to me by jcr · · Score: 1

    Now let the flame war begin.

    What's to flame? When you're right, you're right.

    -jcr

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  17. Re:Bye Bye Sun! by Phil246 · · Score: 1

    Tomcat?
    Resin?
    etc?

  18. I've got a great symbol... by csoto · · Score: 0, Redundant

    LAME

    Sun has brand recognition, even if only in the silly "dot in dot com" thing. Why change it? Nobody knows what JAVA is. How about BOMB?

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  19. Re:Sounds normal to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Java was originally conceived to run software for set-top boxes. It seems they over-engineered it a tad, then the original market fell through, so Sun had to do something with it. So now we have failed set-top box software slowing down our servers and desktops while fanboys claim it's the best invention since FORTRAN. Thanks once again, Sun.

  20. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by eknagy · · Score: 1

    This seems to be an undead horse for me.

    I wrote Java programs in a few hours that ran on Windows, Linux and AIX, and were UTF-8 capable.
    I used three different brands of JREs (not MS, though) and my programs ran on all of them.
    I had less security problems with Java than with ActiveX, Flash or PHP.

    Seriously, I think you really need to get some training in how to determine if a horse is dead or not. Or, maybe, you should get a degree in Sales and stop being a troll.

    Elmar

  21. Fake Steve on the subject of the change by paropaco · · Score: 1
  22. a first step down a slippery slope? by crgrace · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't JAVA make more sense as Starbucks' stock symbol? I liked SUNW. I have fond memories about learning to program on SUN and HP workstations. HP has already mostly phased out their UNIX workstation line, and this seems to be (potentially) a first tentative step for SUN to become more like IBM and move away from hardware as their bread and butter.

    I write this from a SUN Linux box, so I certainly hope this isn't the case.

    1. Re:a first step down a slippery slope? by cptnapalm · · Score: 1

      Starbucks already feels their stock symbol is fully adequate to properly express to their customers the quality of their products.

      CRAP

    2. Re:a first step down a slippery slope? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Wouldn't JAVA make more sense as Starbucks' stock symbol?

      Perhaps that's the point. Have you compared SUNW with SBUX over the past five years?

    3. Re:a first step down a slippery slope? by shess · · Score: 1

      I liked SUNW. I have fond memories about learning to program on SUN and HP workstations.

      What I think is really funny is that I've been developing for workstations and servers for basically 2 decades, and it was only with this thread that I realized that the "W" in "SUNW" is for "Workstation". I always just figured it was a random letter to disambiguate Sun-the-computer-company from Sun-some-other-company. You know, like how AAPL doesn't really stand for Aple? Go figure, this problem probably is the most important thing for Sun to be working on just now.

      The event I compare this to is Borland -> Inprise. Basically, the company has finally recognized that it's in dire straits, so it's taking the only thing keeping it ticking in the technical world (the respect engendered by its long and colorful history), and burying it.

      -scott

  23. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by nwbvt · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Java is one of the most popular programming languages today. It is arguably the default language for modern business applications. You may not like it, but that does mean it is doomed.

    That being said, this seems like a strange move for sun. Their influence over Java is already fading, and this only makes them look more like a one trick pony that has only really made one worthwhile contribution to the IT industry.

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  24. For sufficiently small values of "Infinite" by nagora · · Score: 1
    JAVA is a technology whose value is near infinite to the internet

    What on Earth is this idiot talking about?

    TWW

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    1. Re:For sufficiently small values of "Infinite" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is talking about applets dominating web pages!

    2. Re:For sufficiently small values of "Infinite" by Megane · · Score: 1

      I think he's talking about how I disabled Java in my web browser two weeks ago, due to the report of some asshole figuring out a way for (cr)applets to take over your browser to make even more annoying adware... and haven't noticed the difference!

      Now when is Adobe going to change their stock ticker to FLSH?

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    3. Re:For sufficiently small values of "Infinite" by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      Well without it, we'd have nothing to stress-test bandwidth, CPU and the user all at once!

  25. What??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they hoping to get some halo effect from rising coffee futures or something?

    It makes no sense. It's probably some upper management "must look like we are doing something, even if it is meaningless" plan.

  26. Re:Bye Bye Sun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just spouting off acronyms/project names? where's the parent post?

    Tomcat == yet another toy

    Resin == the speed at which most java programs run, similar to the viscosity of frozen molasses

  27. Perhaps they're trying to increase share price... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...because in my experience, Java increases the size of things by at least 25%.

  28. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Java may be a going concern on the server, but "default" language for business applications (like on the desktop), hardly. Maybe now that SUNW is JAVA they can make their JAVA JRE actually install in a business correctly? For example, real large businesses don't have their users be Admins and they push out their software via a package/software management system. Try having JRE 1.5.x or 1.6.x install silently or with the minimal UI (progress bar only). It installs, but only half way works. Wonderful! Go JAVA.

  29. most investors mightn't be /.ers... by MassiveForces · · Score: 1

    But I assume they may reason Java's bean economy will never take a hit as long as they're in business anyway. What soothes the soul better when a new popup window finds its way around?

  30. Re:Bye Bye Sun! by loubs001 · · Score: 1

    Glassfish, Tomcat and Resin are all indepedant 100% pure Java webservers, all massively scalable and capable of processing 1000's of concurrent connections with performance comparable to Apache.

  31. Unfathomable. by MythMoth · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I'm a developer who uses Java almost exclusively these days. I enjoy working with the language, and I think it's the cat's PJs when putting together big enterprise sites. And I think this move is... stupid. BUT I'm a developer, so I know nothing of the mystical ways of marketing. It might all be BS or there might be something in it; I don't really care all that much.

    However, I do take substantial issue with one thing that Schwartz said, which I think is pretty badly thought out:

    As for working professionals, I had dinner with a financial analyst a few months ago who said he saw the Java launch experience "a few times a day" when accessing intranet applications - as did tens of thousands of his fellow employees. He's basically saying: "We shove a splash screen in users faces every day". This is a Bad Thing! He's making users associate Java with applications that have poor performance - by definition if they're seeing this they're not getting to the application they want to work on as quickly as they should. The poor performance (web server performance) is out of their hands, but it's in their control to prevent the association with their brand!

    I have high regards for Sun employees in general. Their management, however, I have my doubts about.
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    1. Re:Unfathomable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This is a Bad Thing! He's making users associate Java with applications that have poor performance.."

      Hint, it's not the web server that has poor performance, it's Java itself. I should not have to load a 100Mb+ interpreter, sorry 'Virtual Machine' to execute some bloddy java crapplet.

      But then again, when you flood the market with typists, sorry 'Java professionals', who can only apply the latest 'Cookbook' solutions to solve generic problems, you reap what you sow.

    2. Re:Unfathomable. by MythMoth · · Score: 1

      Yawn. This troll is stale. Try something more imaginative.

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    3. Re:Unfathomable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. These days you normally need three or four different JREs installed and running, one for each bloody Java application.

    4. Re:Unfathomable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's basically saying: "We shove a splash screen in users faces every day". This is a Bad Thing! He's making users associate Java with applications that have poor performance - by definition if they're seeing this they're not getting to the application they want to work on as quickly as they should. Agreed - about the only time I notice Java in my life is in one of two cases:

      1. When loading a slow, crappy Java applet on my cell phone. (I know applet's the wrong word, I can't remember the right one.) These run slowly, often miss button presses, and generally provide an experience that's sort of muddy.

      2. When loading a Java applet on my web browser, in which case Firefox freezes for 30 seconds while the JVM loads, and I then immediately close the window because by then I no longer care. (You'd think Java applets would load faster on an Intel Core Duo, but they don't.)

      Now I know I use Java-based web applications all the time, both at work and on random sites. But in those cases I never notice that I'm using Java, the only indication is the "jsp" extension. So my only real experience with Java, when I notice I'm using it, is when an application takes forever to load (during which "Java" is splashed on the screen) and then performs poorly and fails to integrate with my system.

      That being said, are there any Java desktop apps? I really can't think of any.
    5. Re:Unfathomable. by drew · · Score: 1

      Eclipse is written in Java, as is the PHP IDE (Zend? Been a while since I had to use PHP.)
      There are others as well outside of the software development field (Kandid is fun, but not necessarily very useful), but it's been a while since I used any. Generally, they tend to be slow, memory hungry, ugly, and stick out like a sore thumb compared to the rest of your applications. (Except for the PHP IDE. I was reasonably impressed with it - it was just slow and memory hungry.)

      Mostly I notice Java when I suddenly see the Java console/updater balloon pop up in my system tray while I'm browsing the web, and it annoys me to no end. Because of Sun's bone-headedness, even when a web developer does a good job of seamlessly integrating Java into a site, I still get reminded of it by their stupid and pointless system popups.

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    6. Re:Unfathomable. by cmat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ya know, something I've always found bizarre about this "everyone thinks java has poor loading times" comment... most everyone that uses a computer and is not a programmer seems to look at the slow loading of any app as a "problem with my computer, hang on a sec, it's just loading now". So most of the time I would argue that the average user of such applications care more about overall performance slowdowns and almost never associate the real causes of slowdown to any particular factor.

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    7. Re:Unfathomable. by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter. A slow starting program is a program they will avoid, regardless of what they internally pin the blame on. The purpose of making apps start fast isn't to get kudos from the user, it's to encourage them to use it more.

  32. Most BSODs aren't Microsoft's fault anymore by tepples · · Score: 1

    Look out for BSOD on a stock ticker near you. Unless you are running a real operating system, that is. True, Windows used to blue screen all the time back when it was a shell running on top of MS-DOS (especially in the 9x era), but BSODs haven't been a significant problem since Windows 2000, unless you have defective hardware (especially RAM) or defective device drivers. Even Linux will likely panic in such cases.
    1. Re:Most BSODs aren't Microsoft's fault anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > BSODs haven't been a significant problem since Windows 2000,
      > unless you have defective hardware

      At that's acceptable to you?

      In-memory checksums, error correction?

      Even CPU cache is ECCd.

      Unless the physical chip on which the kernel resides
      is pulled from the board, why should a kernel panic
      if hardware is defective?

      Toy OS.

    2. Re:Most BSODs aren't Microsoft's fault anymore by tgatliff · · Score: 1

      Listen, I understand what you are trying to say here, and when I used to work on Windows servers exclusively I probably would have agreed with you. Having worked several years now with Linux/BSD/OSX/Solaris servers, though, I can honestly tell you that there is absolutely no comparison in reliability of Windows against Unix in the server enviroment. I mean it is just not even close, and the idea of Windows competing against Unix boxes for reliability is truely laughable. For example, it is not uncommon for me to have Unix servers in production having > 1000 day uptimes running flawlessly, but this type of thing is was unheard of in WIndows world unless it is just sitting there doing nothing.

      In short, you would make allot of reasons why to use Windows Servers instead of Unix, but then it comes to reliability and performance, there is just no comparison.

    3. Re:Most BSODs aren't Microsoft's fault anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>In-memory checksums, error correction?

      You really don't know a thing about ECC, do you?

    4. Re:Most BSODs aren't Microsoft's fault anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example, it is not uncommon for me to have Unix servers in production having > 1000 day uptimes running flawlessly, but this type of thing is was unheard of in WIndows world unless it is just sitting there doing nothing.


      Windows servers need to be patched during the monthly denial of service days. Unfortunately, many of the patches ask for reboots. You technically can apply many of the patches without reboots if you know stop the services, apply the patch then restart the service just as you would in unix. Kernel patches will always require a reboot in any system. Windows could technically reach more days of uptime than the current usual 30 days. It's too bad Microsoft doesn't write patches to start and restart services properly because many Windows admins are paper MSCE's only with no real knowledge of the OS, and just blindly apply patches and reboot.

      Unix boxes with ungodly days of uptime suggest that you're relying on the firewall and some security through obscurity to keep your system safe. I doubt they are doing something that was mission critical. There are occasional kernel patches that do require a reboot. It's true that most patches don't require a system reboot, but you still need to stop services, apply the patch, then restart the service. Most unix admins know how to do that. This, however does not mean that your apache webserver, MySQL server, or whatever other server service you run has 1000 days of uptime.

      If you spend 5 hours tweeking your unix patch or upgrade of a critical service, you have server downtime, even if your system was not down. In clustered environments, Windows or unix, it doesn't matter if one server is down, as long as the backups in the cluster is up. These days, since Microsoft got on the ball with Windows 2000, and now with 2003 and IIS6, they have pretty good total service uptime. A single system with 1000 hours of system uptime is useless if your apache server somehow gets hacked constantly, and you have to keep re-installing it. Now if you mean that you never touch the system because you're not really on the internet, but it is a production back end file server, well then you aren't really maintaining your server. Just because your obscure unix system was sitting on the backend, behind firewalls and you didn't patch it doesn't make it safe. Technically, you could do the same thing to a Windows 2000 box. The only reason the Unix box is safer is because generally, your users are not running it on their desktops and bringing in random viruses, trojans, or worms. Security through obscurity.

      If you know how to write scripts for Windows, it can be almost (not quite, but almost) just as easy to maintain as unix. Fortunately for the unix side, regular users aren't using it as their desktops, so there's fewer avenues of trojans, worms and viruses dedicated to attacking your system. Mostly, I just see brute force ssh password attacks from random remote sites on unix systems. As long as you make sure users have secure passwords, it prevents local access attacks.

      I admin various systems, and each has its pluses and minuses. I get annoyed by the stupidity inherent in each of the different systems. Anyone who thinks there's no stupidity in the unix world is living in a fantasy. Each unix system has their own idiosyscracies just as windows does.

      Unix admins rightly mistrust most Windows admins. With the sheer numbers of MSCE's there's a much greater number of idiots in the pool so you bump into more of the idiots than you would on the unix side. Unfortunately, that stigma gets applied to the competent Windows admins too. The reverse is true of Unix admins. I've seen some incompetent unix admins too.
    5. Re:Most BSODs aren't Microsoft's fault anymore by turgid · · Score: 1

      True, Windows used to blue screen all the time back when it was a shell running on top of MS-DOS (especially in the 9x era), but BSODs haven't been a significant problem since Windows 2000

      That's right, even NT4 was running on DOS (just double click on the icon to see what I mean). Only people stuck in the 1970s would try that anyway.

      I recently saw the error of my Linux ways. I just got a new job with a big company and it's Windows all the way, even for Linux and Solaris development. The admins tell me that you can get infinite uptime on Windows servers now, as long as you reboot them once a week on a Sunday night.

      C# is really good too - it ports really easily to all the recent versions of Windows. No more incompatibility problems and all those Mac and Linux weenies can use it when they reboot into the pirated copies of XP and Vista they have installed for when they want to get REAL work done.

      Who needs VNC any more when you can have Terminal Server into a W2k3 box with Exceed X server for running legacy Linux and RISC apps.

      I really wish I hadn't been taken in by those dirty GNU/Hippies and the Java/Solaris monkeys at Sun.

      We're installing an itanium(TM) cluster in the new year. I can hardly wait!

  33. /. questions are SO easy these days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    Who trades under "SUN"?

    Why, everyone under the SUN, of course!

  34. Should APPL become IPOD? Silliness. by dpbsmith · · Score: 5, Insightful

    GE does a lot of things besides manufacture light bulbs and generators. In fact they do a lot of things besides manufacturing light bulbs, generators, medical equipment, jet engines, finance, plastics, and railroad locomotives. Yet they feel no need to change their trading symbol.

    Does anyone think that it would help Apple to change its trading symbol from APPL to IPOD?

    Does AT&T worry that people will think telegraphs are old-fashioned?

    GE, Apple, and AT&T are just names. For better or worse, people know what these companies are, not because of the names, but because of the companies. And the trading symbol is one step further removed.

    SUN is an acronym for Stanford University Network. It should be a proud part of the company's heritage.

    Wanting to fiddle with the trading symbol is a sure sign of a company that has no idea of what its identity is or what it is or should be doing. It also indicates an unhealthy focus on the stock, rather than company's business itself.

    1. Re:Should APPL become IPOD? Silliness. by Nick+Harkin · · Score: 1

      Well, whilst I agree with your general point, you would be less likely to mistake IPOD as belonging to someone else than you would, say, APPL.

      Being as Apple Inc. trades under AAPL, not APPL.

    2. Re:Should APPL become IPOD? Silliness. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GE does a lot of things besides manufacture light bulbs and generators. In fact they do a lot of things besides manufacturing light bulbs, generators, medical equipment, jet engines, finance, plastics, and railroad locomotives. Yet they feel no need to change their trading symbol.


      That reminds me of Tim Robbins's monologue on Saturday Night Love where he ranted against GE mentioning that they were a huge manufacturer of nuclear weapons triggers. GE, we bring good things to...death.
    3. Re:Should APPL become IPOD? Silliness. by g0at · · Score: 1

      Does anyone think that it would help Apple to change its trading symbol from APPL to IPOD?

      Apple's trading symbol is not APPL, it is AAPL.

      (Likely you are thinking of the 32-bit HFS type code that identifies applications.)

      -b

    4. Re:Should APPL become IPOD? Silliness. by BrianPan · · Score: 1

      > trades under AAPL, not APPL.

      That pretty much proves the point, doesn't it?

    5. Re:Should APPL become IPOD? Silliness. by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      I don't think GE got into making railroad locomotives until the conversion from steam and direct-drive diesel to diesel-electrics. To be fair. But you still make a good point.

    6. Re:Should APPL become IPOD? Silliness. by rastoboy29 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but what does SUNW stand for?  Stanford University Network...Woohoo?

      It's actually always irritated me, that W.  "Suneww".  Ick, I'm glad their changing it.

  35. Java is completely irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Were Java to disappear this instant, all work done by it could be replaced using other existing technologies. Near infinite value? No, I wouldn't touch Java with a 10 foot pole, because it's crap and I don't need it for anything. But I guess if I ever want to make a slow, ugly application that needs another application installed just to run, I might look into it again.

    1. Re:Java is completely irrelevant by mhall119 · · Score: 1

      Were Java to disappear this instant, all work done by it could be replaced using other existing technologies. Such as?
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    2. Re:Java is completely irrelevant by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      The majority of bloatware writers these days seem to prefer Python...

  36. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Teckla · · Score: 3, Informative

    Java was doomed, from the first time anyone ever had to ask the question "which Java?"

    The most popular programming language on the planet is doomed?

    It failed on the "write-once, run anywhere" promise

    You mean, the Java programs I write that run on Linux, BSD, Solaris, HP-UX, AIX, Windows, and AS/400 aren't actually working? You should have told me sooner! Maybe you can tell me how, exactly, they're not working, because they seem to be working fine!

    it failed on the security promise

    Because we hear about buffer overflow exploits in Java programs leaving your machine vulnerable all the time? Oh, wait. We almost never hear about those.

    and it failed on the "finally, you'll be free of win32" promise

    That's funny, it freed me from the Win32 API, and dozens upon dozens upon dozens of other developers I know.

    The ways that Sun screwed this pooch will be the subject of thousands of business-school term papers for years to come.

    Yeah, right. We'll look back and see how badly Java failed, because it only retained the #1 crown for a few decades (or more).

    You need a reality check.

  37. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by pubjames · · Score: 1

    Personally I think Sun secretly never wanted Java to succeed, at least on the web/desktop. That is the only way I can explain what an incredible screw-up they made of it.

    I remember what Java was at the height of its hype. Joe Public would come across a website that required Java, they'd click on the link to go to the site to download it, and be presented with a page where it was very difficult to tell what you should download - there would be a list of a dozen things with meaningless code names (Java 1.2 SDK, Java 1.2 XYZ APIs, etc, - meaningless to a non-programmer) and even once you had selected one there would be a complex install process, only to find out you'd chosen the wrong one.

    Or perhaps they guy in charge of their "download Java" page was receiving brown envelopes from Microsoft? I just find it hard to believe that with the billion dollars worth of free hype Sun got with Java, they managed to screw up such a fundamental and simple aspect of it as making it easy for end users to install.

  38. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps they could fix the numerous problems which require me to have to maintain numerous different JREs on different machines and carefully juggle the classpath etc. so that the fucking software works in the first place.

    No doubt some fanboy will now try to defend Sun and blame the shitty software developers for software that depends on specific JREs. They'll ignore the fact that Suns inability to design Java correctly in the first place is what enabled these developers to turn out crap, of course.

  39. Re:Bye Bye Sun! by Tjebbe · · Score: 1

    javascript has nothing to do with either sun or java, except for the first four letters of its name.

    And indeed, while a lot of websites and maybe intranet applications are built in java, to call its value 'near infinite' is such an overstatement it's plain lying.

    There are a lot of technologies and even some programming languages that would completely break the Internet as we know it should they be completely gone one of a sudden. Java is most certainly not one of them.

  40. Re:Bye Bye Sun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just spouting off acronyms/project names? where's the parent post?

    Tomcat == yet another toy

    Resin == the speed at which most java programs run, similar to the viscosity of frozen molasses the parents post ( ie yours ) was modded down as flamebait, since that is all it is.
  41. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by PinkyDead · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Absolutely agree about the popularity of Java - but I think that it's Java popularity with the Business side of the house as opposed to the Technical side which is the significant element.

    My guess is that Business loves Java because you can throw developers at a problem and be seen to be dealing with it - because there isn't a problem that cannot be solved by piling on the bodies, right?

    (Confession of bias: I like Java, don't love it - it's good enough).

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  42. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I wrote Java programs in a few hours that ran on Windows, Linux and AIX, and were UTF-8 capable."

    "used three different brands of JREs (not MS, though) and my programs ran on all of them."

    "I had less security problems with Java than with ActiveX, Flash or PHP."

    Translation: "I wrote a 'hello world' program. It worked. It worked on anything I tried it on, yay java!

  43. so... by cosmocain · · Score: 1

    ...when's SCO changing to DEAD, CRAP or STLN...or...BTTM?!

  44. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by jcr · · Score: 1

    software that depends on specific JREs

    Bingo! Give the man a cigar.

    Years ago, my first impression of Java was that it was absurd that end users had to know or care which Java a given app depended on.

    -jcr

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  45. Heh, could cause some confusion by arkham6 · · Score: 1

    Since Solaris packages are all marked by the originating company's stock ticker (VRTSvcs, SUNWlp), won't it cause a little confusion to start seeing things like JAVAapp, or JAVAexplorer?

  46. .NET Redux? by Luscious868 · · Score: 1

    It reminds me of when Microsoft started adding ".NET" to everything a few years back. Stupid and confusing and ultimately, a waste of time and money.

    1. Re:.NET Redux? by tepples · · Score: 1

      It reminds me of when Microsoft started adding ".NET" to everything a few years back. Stupid and confusing and ultimately, a waste of time and money. I still wonder why Microsoft .NET goes to Microsoft's home page and not to the .NET Framework pages.
  47. Wait a sec.... by Churla · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So they don't want to just be associated with workstations, so they change their symbol to the name of one particular software product they produce. I boggle at this.

    Why not change the symbol to something like SunS (Sun Systems, oops taken), or SunT (...technologies) , or Sunn (...networking, but also taken...)

    You get the idea. Keep the identity they have as Sun, because that does carry recognition. Far more than I think they think Java does. It would be like MS changing their ticker to WNDZ or the federal government getting the ticker symbol DCMA...

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    1. Re:Wait a sec.... by simong · · Score: 1

      Cool, the US Government is floating on the stock market? I'm in... hmm, although looking at it's current performance it's not a good time for IPO. Some Indian company will probably just come in and take it over.

  48. Re:Sounds normal to me by jcr · · Score: 1, Insightful

    fanboys claim it's the best invention since FORTRAN.

    Most of the Java fans I know (as opposed to those who merely tolerate it to pay the bills) have never written a line of FORTRAN.

    The love of Java tends to come from people whose previous experience was mostly C++ or VB. What Java demonstrated was just how desperately the world needed a replacement for C++. Pity it ended up where it has.

    -jcr

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  49. And in later news by GrEp · · Score: 1

    And in later news Microsoft is changing its ticker to BSOD.

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  50. Can SCO change theirs? by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2, Funny

    If so, I have some suggestions:

    TOAST
    KAPUT
    DEAD
    MLTDN
    NOCSE
    PWNED <---- I hated to put that last one in there, but after the way the judge ruled against them and given their current situation, I think it applies nicely.

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    1. Re:Can SCO change theirs? by bytesex · · Score: 1

      - SUNW
      - JAVA
      - ???
      - PRFT

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    2. Re:Can SCO change theirs? by pragma_x · · Score: 1

      I thought SCO already switched from "UFIA" to "FUBR"?

    3. Re:Can SCO change theirs? by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      You know, SCOX already sounds like "suck cocks". I'm not sure they SHOULD change it.

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  51. Strange by __aajwxe560 · · Score: 1

    Why change your ticker symbol from your company name to one particular product? This is akin to Apple (AAPL) changing their symbol to IPOD. As an admin who still maintains a number of Sun servers, this now raises some question as to how committed Sun is to the hardware market in the future, or whether they will go to a software model. This is starting to sound more and more like a company without a strong vision of its future, and right now some exec found that Java is one of the last jewels of hope, so software development is the current trend to see if it sticks (Borland?).

    1. Re:Strange by mhall119 · · Score: 1

      Java is Sun's loss-leader. Java brings users to Solaris and Sparc like nothing else has, so it's not surprising that Sun wants "Java" to be used as much and as widely as possible.

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  52. Re:Perhaps they're trying to increase share price. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $$$ Buy JAVA it incrase penis size by 25%!!! only $9,95!!!!1 $$$

  53. LNUX by DogDude · · Score: 2, Funny

    This message is brought to you by "LNUX": A company that has nothing to do with "Linux" anymore, and has only made money by selling off pieces of itself. (Slashdot is owned by Sourceforge, which used to be VA Linux, etc.).

    In other words, changing their ticker name to "JAVA" doesn't necessarily bode well.

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  54. Infinite Java by MECC · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    JAVA is a technology whose value is near infinite to the internet


    Actually, when someone tries to sell me a product by pointing out that its done in java, I have to politely see them to the door. I already have several commercial java products which require a specific JRE versions, and installing a newer JRE often breaks one of them (they'll check to see of other JRE versions are present, and decide not to run for compatibility reasons). I have to be able to run them to meet client SLA requirements. So, because java is not compatible with itself, the only response I can give to the "and its done in java" selling point is "sorry to hear that". While there are workarounds to the java self-incompatibility problems, they're not worth it. The only other really satisfactory solution is to run a VM for each version of java needed. Also not worth the effort.

    Does Sun have some kind of solution to java?

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    "We are all geniuses when we dream"
    - E.M. Cioran
    1. Re:Infinite Java by darjen · · Score: 1

      Actually, when someone tries to sell me a product by pointing out that its done in java, I have to politely see them to the door.

      Well then you are shooting yourself in the foot when it comes to established business solutions. I don't have a problem with the idea that Java isn't for everyone. But at the same time, I think nothing beats it when it comes to enterprise software. What are you going to use instead, PHP? Last time I checked, minor versions of PHP broke itself as well.

      Guess you could always go with Microsoft.

    2. Re:Infinite Java by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you could buy 100% "Pure Java Apps". Of course, the launching of these apps is always problematic. It's common to see an app with a run.sh, run.bat, etc. Of course these are pretty fragile as well. Sure, you can package all your apps in a JAR with Main-Class set, but then I have seen some people where WinZIP has stolen the association for JAR. For me, Java will always be a useful tool, but "Write Once, Debug Everywhere" seems to be the REAL way it works. Sure, you can get cross platform, but get ready for lots of tests and platform specific issues. (Don't get me started on JVM compatibility bugs.)

    3. Re:Infinite Java by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should think about switching to the OS where installing another JVM is not an issue. Already use a UNIX clone? What is the problem then?

    4. Re:Infinite Java by drew · · Score: 1

      Sure, you can package all your apps in a JAR with Main-Class set, but then I have seen some people where WinZIP has stolen the association for JAR.


      Funny you should mention that. I was just trying to figure out the other day if it was possible to get the built in windows zip fie handler to recognize .jar files. I would love to be able to edit files inside of them directly without having to rename the file, change the contents and then rename it back. Maybe I should try WinZip...

      Does WinZip allow you to edit the files in a zip file without unzipping and rezipping it? Been a while since I used it.
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    5. Re:Infinite Java by owlstead · · Score: 1

      "Actually, when someone tries to sell me a product by pointing out that its done in java, I have to politely see them to the door."

      That's just stupid, Java has many features that are also interesting if you buy a product. It's just much easier to write a bug free product based on Java than, e.g. a C++ application. You could use C# but .NET is definitely less stable in my opinion, especially across different versions.

      "I already have several commercial Java products which require a specific JRE versions, and installing a newer JRE often breaks one of them (they'll check to see of other JRE versions are present, and decide not to run for compatibility reasons)."

      Sometimes you see that these products have been tested specifically on a JRE or JDK version. This happens with qualified software. There are very few compatibility problems between versions of Java; many 1.1 applications still run fine on 1.6 or 1.7. But vendors are sometimes (over) careful. Then they just bundle the JRE that the application was compiled for. Not such a problem if you have a big standalone application, but it can be a nuisance. Then again, C++ vendors just bundle a load of DLL's. While this takes less disk space it is essentially the same thing. And who cares about disk space (for applications) anymore?

      "I have to be able to run them to meet client SLA requirements."

      I do not understand that sentence. What do you have to run to meet client SLA requirements? The specific Java version? What's against that?

      "So, because java is not compatible with itself, the only response I can give to the "and its done in java" selling point is "sorry to hear that"."

      Thats taking it way to far. Any set of libraries is (slightly) incompatible with itself, and Java is doing a great job. Sun and the JCP do a great job in protecting against compatibility problems. As said, the other Java features should also be taken in account as well.

      "While there are workarounds to the java self-incompatibility problems, they're not worth it. The only other really satisfactory solution is to run a VM for each version of java needed. Also not worth the effort."

      That's taking it *way* to far. I've run an endless list of Java applications, and yes, I've seen incompatibilities. Some XML digital signature problems, some SWT Swing incompatibilities, and a JVM that had broken threading and could kill Swing (the worst bug so far in my opinion, the author of it apologized publicly for that one).

      Run a VM for each version of Java needed? What do you mean? Don't you always have a VM per process?

      "Does Sun have some kind of solution to java?"

      And, finally, that's called trolling.

    6. Re:Infinite Java by MECC · · Score: 1

      That's just stupid, Java has many features that are also interesting if you buy a product.

      No its necessary. I may not have pointed out clearly enough that my workstation already has a couple of commercial java products purchased and installed, and they quite working of the wrong JRE is present - period. It has nothing at all to do with java's many interesting features, and everything to do with its version incompatibility. These have to run under windows, incidentally, and will absolutely not run under anything else. And, yes, it would be great if Sun can out with a JRE you could install what would run older versions of Java.

      I do not understand that sentence. What do you have to run to meet client SLA requirements? The specific Java version? What's against that?

      Some of them have to do with security monitoring agreements with clients. If I install another JRE that breaks a java product, the SLA is in breech.

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      "We are all geniuses when we dream"
      - E.M. Cioran
    7. Re:Infinite Java by MECC · · Score: 1

      Well then you are shooting yourself in the foot when it comes to established business solutions.

      No, its because of established business solutions. I may not have pointed out that I already have business-critical commercial business applications that only run under certain JREs. That means if someone's java product needs a newer JRE, it means purchasing more workstations for everyone who would use that product also needs to use the existing applications. And, that more often than not means no due to business requirements.

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      "We are all geniuses when we dream"
      - E.M. Cioran
    8. Re:Infinite Java by owlstead · · Score: 1

      "and they quite working of the wrong JRE is present - period"

      It's "quit working". I now see why I get confused with your sentences. Please read them before posting. I'm very interesting in the applications you are running, they don't seem normal Java apps to me. Of course, if you install an *older* Java VM than a product is written for, it won't work.

      "These have to run under windows, incidentally, and will absolutely not run under anything else."

      Very *very* special Java apps.

      "And, yes, it would be great if Sun can out with a JRE you could install what would run older versions of Java."

      What the heck are you talking about, a JRE that can run older versions of Java? Jeez, they have class compatibility up to the first versions of 1.1. Only in 1.6 they decided to really deprecate a few of the first "deprecated versions". Besides, the JRE *is* Java. How can you run an older version of Java in Java? Well, I'm sure I don't know.

      "Some of them have to do with security monitoring agreements with clients. If I install another JRE that breaks a java product, the SLA is in breech."

      Then your suppliers are completely brain-dead. As said, if they *really really* want to run a specific JVM, install them in a separate folder, or make sure that the correct VM is called from an .exe and you're all set.

      It seems you are more suffering from exceptionally stupid suppliers and bad products instead of Java. Stupidity cannot be avoided by using Java. It might be used to hide it, but that's another matter.

    9. Re:Infinite Java by MECC · · Score: 1

      What the heck are you talking about, a JRE that can run older versions of Java?
      The applications themselves won't launch unless they see a specific JRE present. It very possible that the newer JRE would run them, if they could be fooled into thinking it was the version they needed. Some won't care if a newer JRE is there, and some will.

      It seems you are more suffering from exceptionally stupid suppliers and bad products instead of Java.

      That's more than likely. I just always see this kind of thing with java products. Verizon business, for example, has a circuit ticket reporting java tool, but if you have an older JRE it won't work, and if the a newer JRE is installed to satisfy them, fluke software's java breaks. The domino of dependencies seem to multiply with each new java product. Its like gambling.
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      "We are all geniuses when we dream"
      - E.M. Cioran
  55. Serious Genius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously think about this from a corporate point of view? Who makes Java? Sun, IBM, even microsoft claims to have a java implementation.

    So for the next long time when you Google for Java what are you doing to get?

    Also this is a definite way to get top hit in Google for searches on Java because stock tickers always come up first so whenver you Google for Java you'll get Sun up there first thing. This, in my mind, effectively made sure everybody knows who really wrote Java first and whose Java is the "real" Java.

  56. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by jcr · · Score: 1

    Well, his program may have been non-trivial, but to deploy it he still has to test it on each platform, debug it everywhere, etc. The failed promise was that if it ran on a JVM at all, it would run on all of them.

    -jcr

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  57. Fake steve Jobs explains it all by goombah99 · · Score: 1
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  58. Re:Bye Bye Sun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "There are a lot of technologies and even some programming languages that would completely break the Internet as we know it should they be completely gone one of a sudden. Java is most certainly not one of them."

    No programming language 'breaks' the internet, just poor programming.

    Java is a solution, in search of a problem.

  59. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by samkass · · Score: 1

    Yeah, Java back in the 90's left a lot to be desired. Luckily, a decade later, those problems are solved. The real problem to applets catching on is the long startup times for Java, and now that's being solved, too. A huge problem with Java on the desktop was the look and feel of the UI and the ability to embed heavyweight native frames into lightweight Swing frames... and now that's been fixed.

    All in all, I'd expect a resurgence of Java soon. With Java so ubiquitous on cellphones, Blu-Ray players, middleware servers, etc., I think Sun has a good chance at a counter-attack on the desktop. Sure, Flash took away a lot of their thunder on the web and .NET on the desktop, but Java is becoming competitive in those areas again.

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  60. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by jcr · · Score: 1

    I think Sun secretly never wanted Java to succeed

    I don't agree with you on that. They botched it in all kinds of ways, of course, but I never had the impression that they didn't want it to win.

    I just find it hard to believe that with the billion dollars worth of free hype Sun got with Java, they managed to screw up such a fundamental and simple aspect of it as making it easy for end users to install.

    Heh.. That's a matter of corporate culture. Ask a Sun sysop about patch hell sometime.

    -jcr

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  61. Re:Bye Bye Sun! by Tjebbe · · Score: 1

    you are correct, what i meant was 'if every application written in that language was removed'.

  62. s/Java/Microsoft/g by mattgreen · · Score: 1

    Funny how if you replace all instances of Java with Microsoft, your comment wouldn't be so well received, and several people would be pointing out your bandwagon fallacy.

    Just something to think about.

    1. Re:s/Java/Microsoft/g by absoluteflatness · · Score: 1

      Funny how if you replace all instances of Java with Microsoft, your comment wouldn't be so well received, and several people would be pointing out your bandwagon fallacy.

      Just something to think about. Interestingly, completely changing the subject of a post can somehow change people's reaction to it. An amazing phenomenon...
    2. Re:s/Java/Microsoft/g by Maltheus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Funny how if you replace the original poster's user id from Teckla to mattgreen, you'd be arguing against yourself right now.

      What's your point?

    3. Re:s/Java/Microsoft/g by mattgreen · · Score: 1

      Evidently my point was too subtle for you. Pity.

    4. Re:s/Java/Microsoft/g by Raenex · · Score: 1

      if you replace all instances of Java with Microsoft So you're saying Microsoft is cross-platform and doesn't have a lot of buffer-overflow problems?

      several people would be pointing out your bandwagon fallacy The point about popularity is a valid one, given the "Java is doomed" comment. I've often seen that same point modded *up* when made in reference to Microsoft -- despite all Microsoft's woes, every year their profits keep rising and they really are entrenched.
  63. Logo by invisik · · Score: 1

    Just don't change the company logo to the little Java guy that waves at you. Now that would lower sales for sure! Kinda reminds me of Clippy.

    -m

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    1. Re:Logo by dpiven · · Score: 1

      You mean Yosemite Sam with a dunce cap??

  64. Packages by ilikejam · · Score: 2, Funny

    # cd /shared/pkg
    # pkgadd -d . SUNWzlib
    pkgadd: ERROR: no package associated with <SUNWzlib>
    # ls | grep SUNW
    # ls | head
    JAVA1251f
    JAVA1394h
    JAVA1394x
    JAVA5ttf
    J AVA5xmft
    JAVA5xplx
    JAVAa2psr
    JAVAa2psu
    JAVAacc r
    JAVAaccu
    # echo Bastards
    Bastards
    # pkgadd -d . JAVAzlib
    Processing package instance <JAVAzlib> from ......

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  65. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    1) Just because a lot of people use Java to write apps, doesn't mean they actually get used by anyone. Show me a user who knows what java actually is, and you'll see them avoid it if possible.

    2) If your app runs on all the OSes you claim it either A) took a whole lot of effort to make it work right on all those OSes which could be accomplished with less work in other languages, or B) it doesnt' actually do anything, probably hello world.

    3) Meh, I won't argue security of the java vm since I don't watch it anymore, but if you think its 'safe' I'm sure we can find a few examples rather quickly of how its not much different than other languages in its catagory.

    4) Most people don't use the Win32 api even on Windows if their doing cross platform stuff. A) there are posix-like alternatives built in for most crap, B) You're going to use some other toolkit thats cross platform so its probably got an abstraction layer of its own. So, you choose Java as your abstraction layer, I choose wxWidgets, java isn't a requirement to get you away from win32, and its limited ability to interact with win32 is touted as a feature, when its more of a weakness for anyone who has to do real work.

    5) Java maintained what crown for a few decades or more? If its going to do anything for a few decades we should probably wait until is actually been around for a few decades before saying its been #1. The reality of it is, Sun did screw the pooch with java. The only people who like it are fanboys who think because they wrote some java app they are awesome internet developers. Nothing pains me more than to watch a good oranization (oracle for instance) move their utilities and apps to java as it usually means I have to find another solution to get away from the asstastic performance and bugginess of java apps. You should probably watch out for the whole .NET framework, with C#, its basically Java done right. The mono project is making it cross platform, it doesn't require you to use one bastardized language, you can pick from many.

    All of this is off topic of course, but please don't try to convience anyone that java rocks, stop smoking crack for a couple days, let your head clear and you'll see what the rest of us already know.

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  66. Re:Decafinated Diet Coke by Gazzonyx · · Score: 1

    OK, but aren't more younger programmers drinking diet coke and not Java these days? Yeah, but only the weak. I'm in the process of demolishing a Monster XXL Energy drink (24 Oz), tearing in to a pack of Marlboro Reds, and I'm out of caffeinated gum. I'll have a Rockstar for a liquid lunch, and Starbucks for dinner. Then again, I've noticed I'm always the Alpha Geek at my university programming classes; take it with a grain of salt (or a Redbull - Real Programmers only).
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  67. Too easy by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    But we are no longer simply a workstation company, nor a company whose products can be limited by one category -- and Java does a better job of capturing exactly that sentiment than any other four letter symbol.'" I feel like Quagmire after he encounters an opportunity for a sexual innuendo so obvious, even he would feel ashamed to take it. They're not just lobbing us an easy one, it's t-ball.
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  68. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being competitive is not enough. You don't win by being the last to market.

    Java was the first as a platform, but the last to market something that people actually want to use. Flash is no speed demon, and you will never build a software that is performance hungry on top of it, but as an interpreter, its footprint is very small, it loads on the browser fast and when you know how to use it, manages to please your customers. Just don't abuse it, and it will *FEEL* reasonably fast on even a crappy computer. The Flash IDE made it easy to build small but beautiful GUIs for it too. And now, it's powering all the major video streaming sites. .Net and C# closed the "java on the desktop" hole with a very similar language, albeit getting more and more powerful with each iterations of it (lambdas, LINQ, and all the improvements that C# had first and Java implemented AFTER), all with a GUI that had a true native feel and APIs that integrated well with the host operating system.

    Java only belongs on the server side, for the kind of things that will never truly attract the interest of the smart minds, only code monkeys : business apps. Java is the New COBOL.
    But, behold, for Microsoft is not going to let Java truly win any market. We'll see in the future what replacement for COBOL and Java Microsoft will have in their pockets.

  69. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by eknagy · · Score: 1

    In that sense, you are right - but could you sleep without testing your programs on the supported platforms with any other language/platform? I mean, can you show me anything that is better than Java on mentioned platforms and is less bug-free (while providing similar libraries)? Elmar

  70. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Years ago, my first impression of Java was that it was absurd that end users had to know or care which Java a given app depended on. To be fair the version problem is much harder than it first appears - it's the roach in the pudding of nearly every shared code, library, or shared resource system ever created. It would be amusing to see each new product that triumphantly claims to "solve the problem once and for all" if it didn't suck so much from a user point of view.
  71. In other new George Lucas by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 1

    has decided to change the name of his immensely successful film company to JAWA.

    OK, so the company isn't publicly traded, but still, has Sun not been able to get enough attention lately that it has to ride on the coat tails of Java?

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  72. Not a bad idea by jusDfaqs · · Score: 1

    Just trying to PERK up the name recognition for the stock market no doubt.

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  73. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    let your head clear and you'll see what the rest of us already know. The moment you suggested Mono as an alternative to Java, it became clear how much you know. Not.

  74. Re:Decafinated Diet Coke by Drive42 · · Score: 0

    Enjoy death.

  75. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by mhall119 · · Score: 1

    Um, user's don't need to know or care about that. If I write a Java application and target the 1.4 JVM, it will run on the 1.4, 1.5 and 1.6 JVM's. If I provide a launchable .jar file, the user just has to double-click it to run my application, just like they would a .exe file.

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  76. Re:Sounds normal to me by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    The world didn't want/need a replacement for c/c++. The .com explosion needed a way to take people who had no right in the software development industry and allow them to make applications. Where they failed was in the fact that even though Java took a lot of manual labor out of the process, these people are not programmers and they still make stupid mistakes that break the application or cause it to perform like crap. This isn't much different than most VB programmers, with the exception that now it breaks on more platforms and for more reasons like silly JRE incompatibilities.

    In case you haven't noticed, any application that has to do things fast, has to be reliable, or deal with large datasets ... is still written in C/C++. I know of one particular application that is a background service written in java, and its great, because it crashes constantly.

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  77. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by mhall119 · · Score: 1

    If you're a sysadmin pushing a Java install over your corporate network, why bother with a UI install at all? Just zip or tar the Java files, copy, unpack, and setup environment variables. What's so hard about that?

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  78. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I write a Java application and target the 1.4 JVM, it will run on the 1.4, 1.5 and 1.6 JVM's.

    Hahahahahaha! You're funny!

    Maybe you (think) you can do it, but the vast majority of Java developers can not and do not. I have some users who have six or seven different JREs installed, each one for some different bit of software that absolutely requires JRE 1.3.12_4 and certainly not 1.3.12_3 or 1.6 or anything else. This is so depressingly common it's become a running joke amongst anyone who actually has to deal with this shit I.e. the end users and sysadmins. We hate Java, and we hate Java developers who can't.

  79. Re:Decafinated Diet Coke by Gazzonyx · · Score: 1

    Ah, but we'll all die one day; but who really lives? I don't want to be the jogger hit by a truck driver 'cause he was too busy looking for his lighter to notice me!

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  80. Well JAVA did make a pile of money ... by supersnail · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... only trouble is it made it for IBM not sun!

    IBM seem to be the only company capable of actually selling java based product.
    But then again they persuaded people to part with ready cash for Lotus Notes
    so it doesnt really say much about Java.

    I think SUN is desperate not to be seen a a hardware manufacturer becuase
    of its associantion with commodity products and declining profitability.

    However the only way to become a succesful software business is to SELL
    software to customers, which, SUN does not do at all well.

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    1. Re:Well JAVA did make a pile of money ... by teknopurge · · Score: 1

      You should look to your sig to find why IBM is pushing java - it's a migration path from COBOL.

      IBM has it's beedy-little hooks in so many companies that still use mainframes that Websphere+WSAD/RAD is a natural compliment to their COBOL/AS400/Big Iron past. IBM's swt is fast, and runs faster than most native win32 apps.(Don't look to eclipse or RAD as proof as they are both bloated to the extreme)

      Java is an elegant language - that's the reason it's used so heavily.

  81. Netcraft comfirms it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BSD is DEAD!

  82. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Calinous · · Score: 1

    #1 crown for a few decades (or more) ?
          I assume a decade would be 10 years. A few decades would be 20 or more years.

          Well, welcome to the 1997, in the world of:
    Intel Pentium Pro 200MHz
    IBM's PowerPC EM603e at up to 200MHz
    UltraSPARC II at 300MHz

          The operating systems used were Windows 95 and NT 4.0, MacOS 8, and Solaris 2.6 (next version is 7) and JavaOS 1.1 from Sun

    Two decades?
          1987: Windows 2.0, with Intel 386 processors. Typical RAM for 386 systems was in the 4-16 MB.

    So, Java is a decade and a bit, not few decades

  83. Face it Sun has jumped the shark. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is an interesting advertisement from the company that is buying Sun http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRKIDdIaFyE

  84. "Java" is better than "SunW"? Maybe not. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Quote: "I don't think Java is a particularly big reason for people to like Sun, and tying your company's future to it seems ill-advised."

    Exactly. The name change is evidence that Sun has some very technically ignorant marketing people, apparently, or maybe just a very technically ignorant, but imperial, CEO.

    My understanding is that Sun does not allow its own programmers to use Java for important programs because Java is bytecode interpreted, not compiled. That makes Java easy to de-compile. Sun apparently designed the language for other people to use. Microsoft did the same with C#; apparently none of the programs Microsoft sells are written in C#.

    Examples of Java de-compilers:
    Jad - the fast JAva Decompiler
    DJ Java Decompiler
    Jode
    JReversePro
    SourceTec Java Decompiler

    From Wikipedia's Criticism of Java: "The look and feel of GUI applications written in Java using the Swing platform is often different from native applications." It seems to me that the average person's experience of Java is that programs written in it are slow and funky, not a good advertisement for a large company.

    Eventually, Java will be completely open source. It is not now. Once it is open source, Sun loses control. Does Sun want to lose control of a symbol it is using for its company?

    Java is an Indonesian island of 124 million, the most populous island in the world and one of the most densely populated regions on Earth. There have been political problems there in the past. If there are problems there in the future, the word Java will be in the news. More than 90 percent of Javanese are Muslims. Does Sun intend to involve the company with the uncertain future of a Muslim island?

    I will now quote someone who considers himself an authority, the CEO of Sun: "Granted, lots of folks on Wall Street know SUNW, given its status as among the most highly traded stocks in the world (the SUNW symbol shows up daily in the listings of most highly traded securities)." -- From the August 23, 2007 badly formatted article linked by Slashdot, Jonathan Schwartz's Weblog: The Rise of JAVA - The Retirement of SUNW, written by Sun CEO Jonathan Swartz.

    Mr. Swartz, are you an imperial CEO like Gerald Levin of AOL Time Warner? (Time Warner's merging itself into AOL is considered the worst business decision of all time. The company immediately lost $88 Billion.) Mr. Levin called himself an "imperial CEO", meaning that he made decisions without consulting other people.

    Mr. Swartz, if you don't have enough technical knowledge even to format your own web page, are you technically knowledgeable enough to run Sun? From the biography on Sun's web site: "Schwartz received degrees in economics and mathematics from Wesleyan University."

    I don't believe it will actually happen, but if it does, by changing away from the strong brand of SUNW, known for serious servers, to a brand largely outside its control, Sun will weaken its position in the marketplace, in my opinion.

    I don't think it is wise for technically knowledgeable people to work for companies managed by people with little or no technical knowledge. When technically ignorant managers try to run technically-oriented companies, a lot of unpredictable, weird things happen. Why take the risk?

    1. Re:"Java" is better than "SunW"? Maybe not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My understanding is that Sun does not allow its own programmers to use Java for important programs because Java is bytecode interpreted, not compiled. I wish they were consistent about that, then. Unfortunately as it is they've even redone some Solaris system utilities in Java. Take smpatch for instance, which is sorta like apt-get or yum. 2 screens full of cryptic Java trace when it can't find the update server, cause some other program installed another dialect of Java - priceless stuff.
    2. Re:"Java" is better than "SunW"? Maybe not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "From Wikipedia's Criticism of Java: "The look and feel of GUI applications written in Java using the Swing platform is often different from native applications." It seems to me that the average person's experience of Java is that programs written in it are slow and funky, not a good advertisement for a large company." Java is popular for enterprise server software, not GUI applications.

    3. Re:"Java" is better than "SunW"? Maybe not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft did the same with C#; apparently none of the programs Microsoft sells are written in C#.

      That's not entirely true. Most of the products MS ships were initially written before C# even existed and the effort required to port a mature codebase would be quite significant in most cases. New development usually takes place in a .NET language. For example, I'm working on an (as yet unannounced) new product and our code is written in C# (mostly).

  85. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by teknopurge · · Score: 1

    Give him a break - he's probably finishing up his c# class freshman year, along with his new sense of entitlement.

  86. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by mhall119 · · Score: 1

    An example? Maybe I just don't run crapware.

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  87. There are worse ticker symbols by jomagam · · Score: 1

    I used to work at a company whose ticker was CUM, Cummins Engine Company.

  88. Re:Sounds normal to me by a.d.trick · · Score: 1

    In case you haven't noticed, any application that has to do things fast, has to be reliable, or deal with large datasets ... is still written in C/C++. I know of one particular application that is a background service written in java, and its great, because it crashes constantly.

    FWIW, my experience says that's simply not true. When it comes to reliability, neither C nor C++ shine. Both languages make it very easy to shoot yourself in the foot. The reason C/C++ programs tend to be pretty good is because few bad programmers can wrap their minds around it (although you might be surprised what your find). One I've learnt is that C/C++ code tends to be more difficult to understand and thus it means more work to debug and test which means less debugging and testing. This is also somewhat true of Java too, but not as bad.

    As far as speed, most of the time this is a non-issue. Java can be pretty fast, certainly fast enough, as long as your not writing a kernel or something. If you are, you can always pack the core parts in JNI or something. The same can be said about Python and many other languages.

    As for JRE incompatibilities. Code using features in Vista and not XP won't be compatible with XP either. This has nothing to do with Java itself and is just the nature of any evolving platform. C/C++ has it to, although their APIs tend to develop slower. And seriously, crashing can happen in any language. It's much easier to do in C/C++ than Java. I'm sorry if you have crappy software, but don't blame it on the language.

  89. Check the date of the Press Release ... by xmas2003 · · Score: 1

    Is it April 1st?

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  90. Jython? by tepples · · Score: 1

    It must be the hacker (in the original sense) mentality that permeates /. and makes folks favor scripting languages like Ruby and Python over Java. How are Python and Java mutually exclusive? Sure, anything that involves CPython isn't 100% Pure Java solution, but doesn't Jython run much of the Python code out there? Or is it that too much Python code relies on language features introduced in CPython 2.2 or later?
  91. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by tuzo · · Score: 1

    The irony is that the the company that invented the "most popular programming language" is not the one that is profiting from it. So, while Java is a huge success, from a business point of view I think Sun has failed and by naming their stock symbol JAVA that will remind me of their business failure every time I see it.

  92. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Dr.+Smoove · · Score: 0

    Oracle, you clod. Changing the JRE one minor version if known to break tons of shit. It's a BFD for a large company to switch JRE's.

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  93. That's not what you posted an hour earlier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keep changing your mind.

    Eventually, you might wind up with a better one.

  94. New Slogan? by pragma_x · · Score: 2, Funny

    Java: Brand Once, Market Everywhere.

  95. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by jcr · · Score: 0, Troll

    could you sleep without testing your programs on the supported platforms with any other language/platform?

    Whether other languages succeed in this or not has no effect on the fact that Java promised it and didn't deliver.

    -jcr

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  96. Buy once... by greg_barton · · Score: 1

    ...profit everywhere!

  97. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by mhall119 · · Score: 1

    Oracle, if I recall correctly, ships their own self-contained JRE with their own modifications. You should only upgrade Oracle's JRE with an updated JRE from Oracle, because their JRE isn't 'vanilla' Java. I know for a fact that you can ship your app with a self-contained JRE without screwing up any other JRE's on a box, and without those JRE's screwing up your app. If Oracle screwed up their own install, that's their problem. They could have just as easily screwed it up with DLL's as they did with JRE's.

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  98. Linux by Rocketship+Underpant · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I humbly suggest 'RTFM' for any of the big Linux vendors. :)

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  99. You're a dumbass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You mean, the Java programs I write that run on Linux, BSD, Solaris, HP-UX, AIX, Windows, and AS/400 aren't actually working? You should have told me sooner! Maybe you can tell me how, exactly, they're not working, because they seem to be working fine!"

    Oh really? Cause they actually don't work at all. Where is the netbsd/sparc jre? Where's the openbsd/arm jre? Portable doesn't mean "portable to wherever Sun has decided you can use it", it means "can be made to run anywhere". Python's VM and libraries are available on my openbsd/arm and netbsd/sparc machines, why isn't java's?

    "Because we hear about buffer overflow exploits in Java programs leaving your machine vulnerable all the time? Oh, wait. We almost never hear about those."

    Just because one kind of exploit isn't possible in java, doesn't mean java is secure. Its still vulnerable to plenty of other problems, and the JVM of course is still written in C and vulnerable to the same class of exploits as every other C program.

    "Yeah, right. We'll look back and see how badly Java failed, because it only retained the #1 crown for a few decades (or more)."

    No, we'll look back and remember fondly the shitty programming language that all the morons in "enterprise business apps" used. Just like we currently remember how great COBOL was right?

    1. Re:You're a dumbass. by jsebrech · · Score: 1

      Oh really? Cause they actually don't work at all. Where is the netbsd/sparc jre? Where's the openbsd/arm jre? Portable doesn't mean "portable to wherever Sun has decided you can use it", it means "can be made to run anywhere". Python's VM and libraries are available on my openbsd/arm and netbsd/sparc machines, why isn't java's?

      Probably because those platforms don't have commercial value. If there was a genuine commercial demand for support for those platforms, there would be a jre for them.

    2. Re:You're a dumbass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where is the netbsd/sparc jre? Where's the openbsd/arm jre?

      It is probably available right where the jre for my ass is. Since those systems are as commercially viable as my ass. Python? Python? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, there's a language I want to build in... NOT. Hell, why not use perl? In any case, a dumbass like you could actually use the GNU compiler to get most java running if you really needed to.

      Its still vulnerable to plenty of other problems

      The tricky bit is that the JVM tries to be secure by default. No other language that I'm aware of, has tried from the start to be secure.

      Just like we currently remember how great COBOL was right?

      You need to get out more and think about what systems businesses program in. They don't use the latest fad toy language that is cool. When big money is on a decision, smarter people than you are paid to make the decision.

    3. Re:You're a dumbass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sun doesn't even release a JRE or JDK for any BSD on any platform, much less those platforms. The BSD people have to go through legal bullshit to get source licenses and port java for Sun. And even then they can't do it on non-x86 platforms because you need an existing java installation to bootsrap from, they use the linux jdks under linux binary compatability to do it on x86. This is java not being portable like they promised it would be. It doesn't matter what their reasons for not making java portable are, the fact remains it is not portable.

    4. Re:You're a dumbass. by LionMage · · Score: 1

      Nothing is stopping a third party from writing their own JRE from scratch. Many corporations have done this already. If you have a favorite platform (OS, cpu architecture, whatever) that isn't supported by Sun, it isn't Sun's obligation to do the job of porting a JRE to that platform for free. If you want the JRE badly enough, pay for someone to write it from scratch or port the existing Sun code. The Java runtime/VM specification is published and can be implemented -- no, it's not trivial, but it can be done, and many companies have done it. The Java source code is open sourced, so if you want Sun's implementation, you just need to get your hands on the code and do it.

      Quit your whining. A promise of portability doesn't mean a promise to port a runtime environment to every platform under the sun just because you happen to care about a platform that Sun does not. It means you are free to do the porting yourself, if you have the money and resources to do it.

      People's sense of entitlement astounds me sometimes.

    5. Re:You're a dumbass. by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Nothing is stopping a third party from writing their own JRE from scratch. Apache seems to be having some trouble. I like Java, and I hate proprietary platforms like Flash, so this kind of bothers me. It's great that Sun GPL'd their implementation, but the platform isn't truly open if a group like Apache is having legal trouble.
    6. Re:You're a dumbass. by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Nothing is stopping a third party from writing their own JRE from scratch. Many corporations have done this already.
      I am not aware of anyone that has sucessfully written a full J2SE JRE from scratch. IBMs java versions are licensed dirivitives of suns and the attempts by apache and gnu are far from complete. Some public classes in java have virtually no documentation at all (look at javax.swing.plaf.* for an example) so you would have needed to have a seperate reverse engineering and reimplementation team or risk cross contamination.

      of course if you only care about one of the limited java subsets like J2ME then things are much easier.

      The sun code is mostly released under a free software license (GPL with linking exception) now though, just a few holes left to be plugged and build issues to be sorted out and java will finally be FOSS after all theese years. Hopefully it will then see wide porting.

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  100. Sun takes a strange turn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So does this mean Sun will still refuse to use JAVA on it's internal projects?

    If that's the case, it's kind of incredible how much energy they spend getting everyone to try buying into a platform they know has flaws. If it were so great, they would use it themselves.

  101. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Dr.+Smoove · · Score: 0

    Sounds like an ideal solution rofl, Java is cool for developers, (For the record I think it's a pretty cool language) but for SA's at large companies, it's more of a hassle.

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  102. It's come full circle. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    It powers Blue-Ray Disc menus/interactive content (BD-J), and is used in DVB and CableCard compliant set top boxes for interactive program guides, VoD ordering systems, etc.

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  103. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by eknagy · · Score: 1

    Whether other languages succeed in this or not has no effect on the fact that Java promised it and didn't deliver.

    You are absolutely right, but relatively wrong. Maybe you really should get a degree in Sales :)

    Elmar

  104. Re:Sounds normal to me by Maltheus · · Score: 1

    Oh what bullshit. I've been doing enterprise software for decades, working across many projects. Without a single exception, every C/C++ project I've ever observed or worked on is plagued by memory leaks, crashes and delays. Every single one in every single company I've worked at. The Java stuff simple runs and at worst, you get a few stack traces that need to be dealt with. Crashes are almost non-existent. Very few major corporations are using C/C++ for new projects precisely because of this. No management with any business sense cares for fanboy obsessions with quaint old languages. They choose what's going to avoid them getting paged in the middle of the night. Every language and project has it's good programmers and bad ones, but you suffer far more when you have bad programmers on a C/C++ project then you ever have to worry about with Java. And before someone mentions their favorite device driver, I'm only talking enterprise software here.

  105. SUNW now trades as JAVA? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

    Wheee! I wish BORL had traded as TPSCL.

    Ridiculous.

    This is a clear ploy to tie the stock to something that might drag it back to the 95-2000 glory days, where they'd hit USD 80, and split 2 or 3 ways - then immediately recover the price.

    Oh, well. What do you expect when Schwartz believes that Star Office is one of the most recognised brands in the world? "It is to larf, mate!"

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  106. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Maltheus · · Score: 1

    Translation: "I wrote a 'hello world' program. It worked. It worked on anything I tried it on, yay java!

    If you know what you're doing, even the most complex applications will work cross-platform. If fact you don't even have to know what you're doing for this. The only cross-platform issue I've ever seen is related to slashes and backslashes and only in odd situations. Almost every Java app I use or have downloaded, works on Linux (32 and 64 bit), Solaris and Windows for me and all I need to do is copy the directory from one box to another. And I'm talking your small utility gui apps and large J2EE based software. I'm sick of this FUD on Java from people who don't even use it.

  107. Java was not taken by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

    By some company that produces coffee/coffee beans?

    I thought that one of those companies would have taken JAVA a long time ago.

  108. We are Sun, hear us roar... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
    ...Java does a better job of capturing exactly that sentiment than any other four letter symbol.

    Not to get off-topic, but... After having to listen to the fans on our 4 new V445's, I can think of a few other four-letter symbols for them. Though I can't actually hear myself think anymore...

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    1. Re:We are Sun, hear us roar... by Xybre · · Score: 1

      Personally, I rather like "FUKD".

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  109. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The most popular programming language on the planet is doomed? Do you know how that index is generated? Hits on a search engine. Not exactly scientific. All it indicates is that the phrase "Java programming" is more popular than, say, "SNOBOL programming".

    You mean, the Java programs I write that run on Linux, BSD, Solaris, HP-UX, AIX, Windows, and AS/400 aren't actually working? You should have told me sooner! Maybe you can tell me how, exactly, they're not working, because they seem to be working fine! That's impressive, because Sun only supports Java on three platforms: Solaris (Sparc/x86), Linux (x86), and Windows (x86). Actually it's worse than that, because there are further requirements (Solaris 8+ only, Linux only on specific versions of Red Hat, SuSE, and Turbo Linux with GNOME and either Sawfish or Metacity installed, and Windows 2000+ only).

    Because we hear about buffer overflow exploits in Java programs leaving your machine vulnerable all the time? Oh, wait. We almost never hear about those. You should read this site, it's got "news for nerds, stuff that matters", you may have heard about security exploits through Java there... I'm going to go with Dangerous Java Flaw Threatens 'Virtually Everything' - especially because the flaw it's describing turns out to be a buffer overflow.

    That's funny, it freed me from the Win32 API, and dozens upon dozens upon dozens of other developers I know. No, it hasn't. It's chained you to the lowest common denominator of the systems I've already listed. If the Windows API doesn't offer something, you can't do it, even if the Linux and Solaris APIs do.

    Yeah, right. We'll look back and see how badly Java failed, because it only retained the #1 crown for a few decades (or more). Enough other people have laughed at you over this, but Java has only been around for about a decade anyway. Sun's timeline places the earliest Java-related even in 1991, with Java itself being born in 1995 and finally being released in 1996. That gives you a single decade.
  110. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Maltheus · · Score: 1

    Show me a user who knows what java actually is, and you'll see them avoid it if possible.

    Then why are you still using the internet? Surely you know what Java is and that it's behind a hefty percentage of your favorite websites. You ever order anything online? Oh I guess you're going to have to avoid that too from now on. Might want to toss that cell phone too while you're at it. Oh wait you don't actually know what Java is? Then perhaps you shouldn't be commenting on it.

  111. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Maltheus · · Score: 1

    The only real mistake Sun made with Java is applet technology. Since that's all half the people on this site think it's used for. You use Java indirectly a hundred times a day and don't even realize it.

  112. Cool ticker symbols by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    Can ticker symbols handle extended-ascii or UNICODE? I want my ticket symbol to be ЈẤүẠ♥

  113. Re:Bye Bye Sun! by Maltheus · · Score: 1

    if every application written in that language was removed

    If this did happen, the world economy would completely collapse overnight. Unless you're in the industry, you really haven't a clue how ubiquitous this language is. The entire business world depends on it. As does the government. It's used everywhere in transactions that you've never seen, but depend on every day. Every phone call you make, almost every payment you make. I know this from first hand experience to be true.

  114. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by caluml · · Score: 1

    Absolutely. I've started to get into Java (initially because then I could write J2ME apps for my phone, and not have to learn Symbian (blearg) ), and I like it now. I can't see the point of using jsp and servlets - it takes me about 4 times as long as it would take me to use vi, and knock it up in PHP. (Perhaps I'm just not at the level at which the benefits make themselves apparent.)

    But even some of the technical people I work with don't know if they want the JDK, or the JRE - and the popup (on Windows) nagging you to upgrade is annoying too.

    It seems quite a fast language now - but people that tried it 5 years ago generally won't touch it any more. They (Sun) almost shot their foot completely off.

    As an aside, are there any JNI (Java+C) experts here? (Ignore the mention of Jpcap)

  115. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by mhall119 · · Score: 1

    Sounds like an ideal solution rofl I thought it was about as simple as anything could be, what more do you want? What application platforms have an easier deployment than that?
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  116. Only perl can understand Perl by cerelib · · Score: 1

    Let me get this straight. There is a language called Java, a platform called Java, a program called java, and now the trading symbol for Sun is JAVA. Oh, and don't forget the island. So you can write some Java to work with Java and run it with java while drinking java on the island of Java all while logged on to E-Trade to buy and sell some JAVA. And I thought, "Only perl can understand Perl", was bad enough.

  117. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by jsebrech · · Score: 1

    you may have heard about security exploits through Java there... I'm going to go with Dangerous Java Flaw Threatens 'Virtually Everything' - especially because the flaw it's describing turns out to be a buffer overflow.

    It still makes a lot more sense to have a (small) sandbox that is checked once for security errors, than to have to check every single piece of software developed because it isn't sandboxed. An average Java app has a pretty decent security track record compared to an average native-compiled app.

    No, it hasn't. It's chained you to the lowest common denominator of the systems I've already listed. If the Windows API doesn't offer something, you can't do it, even if the Linux and Solaris APIs do.

    That has nothing to do with java, that has something to do with cross-platform development. You always have to program to the lowest common denominator in that case.

  118. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Hi. Amazon? Yes. I just read on the Internet that Java is dying. Yep, that's right. Supposedly once people realize you use Java they avoid those websites. Oh, good, so you're going to refund everyone's money? Oh, and take down your site for the next 18 months for a rewrite? That's great! Yes, I think this will boost your stock price. Share holders won't care that you're going bankrupt, they'll just be overjoyed to find out you're not going to use Java anymore. Yes, I'm really glad I could help. Take care."

    "Hi, Ebay?"...

  119. Linux/FreeBSD killed Sun by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    This is the platform company that spent the 1990s evangelizing a language that makes it easy to write platform independent code. Java may be nice, but it was a butt-stupid move for a company that made its money in OSes and hardware.

    By the late 90s Sun knew that the OS and hardware market was no longer available, Linux and FreeBSD were destined to take it. Sun realized that many buyers of its workstations did not really need anything Sun specific, they just needed a general purpose Unix box. PC hardware running Linux or FreeBSD had begun to fulfill this need. Sun had to find a new market.

    1. Re:Linux/FreeBSD killed Sun by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      What is this new market you are referring to? I'd be very surprised to find that Java accounts for more than 10-25% of their revenues. Am I wrong?

    2. Re:Linux/FreeBSD killed Sun by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

      My point is that Sun's workstation and server market was being decimated by Linux and FreeBSD. They had to try to find to find something new, they tried Java, it didn't go as well as they hoped.

    3. Re:Linux/FreeBSD killed Sun by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      Actually, at the time Java was introduced, Sun's workstation and server sales were doing great. The mistake they made was trying to beat pseudocompetitor MS, instead of thinking about the real competition arising from Linux running on PCs.

  120. Re:Perhaps they're trying to increase share price. by diablovision · · Score: 1

    Wow, perhaps they should be selling Java as a safe, all-digital male enhancement pill....

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  121. Writing on the Wall by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    The only reason to drop the "Sun" brand is because the company's execs think its brand isn't any good.

    The only reason to rebrand the stock symbol as "Java" is because people in the stock industry know about "Java", because that's the market where Java has actually had some good success.

    Sun is rebranding in that narrow market only to impress the stockbrokers (and daytrader stockbroker wannabes). That kind of system gaming, rather than building the Sun brand with better products or services, shows that Sun is desperate to promote its business without the underlying good business to promote.

    I expect Sun will go the way of SGI. First Sun will become a SW-only company, after ramping down their HW into first only shrinking niche markets and then just add-in cards. Then they'll license Java and Solaris to others, rather than continue to invest in the R&D that earns them their trademark ownership. Then they will give up even that business, as they lose the leverage over competition and investors and employees look to more interesting places to work.

    I'll miss Sun. Ever since it dedicated itself to owning Java rather than, say, making Solaris run Linux apps, or making Java/Sparc chips for mobile devices, I've already missed it. I just hope its downward spiral is graceful.

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  122. Re:Perhaps they're trying to increase share price. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to have your children!

  123. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oracle (Which ships with two of it's own JREs to start with), SAP CRM (Oh lord)..take your pick.

  124. The precogs missed one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is another example of why anyone who says, "I want to major in Marketing" should immediately be punched in the throat.

  125. Re: Because by FrameRotBlues · · Score: 1

    That's because ignorance requires no effort; it's the easiest way out. The method you talk about requires effort, and leads down the path to intelligence, which is hard work.

  126. Sure sign of incompetence at the top by Alomex · · Score: 1


    There is an old saying in business schools that incompetent managers when at a loss as to how to fix a company, settle on changing the name or logo instead. I guess we can now add the ticker symbol to the list.

  127. M is Macy's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Old info. M is now used for Macy's.

  128. Sun is hitching their cart to a dead horse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Java had promise, when almost everything was going to run it, from Javastations for thin clients to embedded Java and JINI.

    However, Java is highly fragmented. Your code may work perfectly under one JVM on one OS platform, but go from IBM's to Sun's, and random glitches happen. For example, you have no clue if your JCE crypto is full bits (128/256), 48 bits, or even zero bits during the time when France required no cryptography by law.

    Sadly, in my experience, the best Java compiler for getting projects to work for classes was the now discontinued Microsoft's J#, and moving the Java code to .NET, where it will work without issue (unfortunately only on Windows machines) compared to the piss-poor state of "guess the JVM" with native Java. With JVMs the state they are now, I compile code on my Linux box, executables made there will throw random exceptions on Windows and vice versa, even with JVMs the same version.

    Of course, there is always the biggest problem with Java, and that's performance clientside (or the miserable lack of.) Even Microsoft got it right with .NET.

    Sun needs to do something, or else even Adobe may be dropping a boot to their head with Flex when it gets out of beta and gets into mainstream.

  129. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by mhall119 · · Score: 1

    Does anybody know why Oracle ships with 2 of it's own JREs?

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  130. Lost opportunities by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

    Sun and Solaris are great names that have connotations of celestial harmony, duration, and power.

    What they should have done (and probably still should) is take the rest of their naming to the same general area. There are names of planets, stars, galaxies, pulsars, quasars, constellations, plenty to choose from and all really great things to name products after.

    Okay maybe not pluto or uranus.

    Actually, no even those would be better than java.

  131. OMG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is the stock price going to stall now? At least I hope it doesn't crash ...

  132. JAVA over SUNW? Odd by jinxidoru · · Score: 1

    I think it's odd that they are changing their name to show that they are not just a workstation company anymore. So, they are trying to exude diversity. That's respectable. So, what do they do? They change their name from a general name to a specific technology. Rather than highlight their diversity, this decision strikes me as saying, "All that we do now is Java." Very odd choice. That said, it is a cool ticker symbol.

  133. SELL by shemnon · · Score: 1

    Wasn't the stock symbol SELL available?

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  134. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Java is as popular as Windows. But think who uses Windows in the first place.

    I'll let the videos speak: http://plone.org/about/movies ("Better Web App Development")

  135. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Java's promise of security is woefully inadequate. Its trivial for malware to chuck up an applet to cover the whole screen, mirror what's below the desktop, and slurp up user keystrokes. This attack is browser independent too.

    Java's application security model is pretty flawed too. An app either gets total control of the system, or it goes to the sandbox. Yes, there are more security features than this, but for the end user, the only thing protecting them from a Java app that will do major damage is a vague "do you want this program to run?" dialog presented to them by a website as a drive-by download.

    After failing on the desktop, and on the web, the only real niche that Java exists in is the server side, where its pretty much a COBOL replacement.

    Java isn't dead, but its definitely not gaining any new market share. It failed as a client presentation tool compared to Flash, and pretty much can only run on the JVM that it was compiled on, so it runs the best on backend servers where JVMs upgraded every half decade or so, due to the fact that a change in a JVM will break thousands of lines of even the best programmer's coding.

  136. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean apart from the obvious answers that "Sun can't maintain backward compatibility, which is one of the reasons Java sucks so hard" and "It's Oracle, which is one very good reason why it sucks so hard"? No, no idea.

  137. This is very convenient by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    When they go out of business and people ask "why", they can just refer you to the ticker symbol.

    This not a dig at Java as a language or platform, but rather as a business strategy.

  138. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by mhall119 · · Score: 1

    What backward compatibility issues have Java had? I have yet to encounter any personally, but that's not to say they don't exist.

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  139. Re:Sounds normal to me by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    The problem with Oak and the set-top boxes was that Sun had no experience in embedded systems and I've never read anything to suggest that Gosling et al knew anything about them either. I suspect that the set-top boxes were far too expensive to be competitive.

    Eventually most embedded systems could afford to include massive amounts of memory, so even bloated platforms (by traditional embedded standards) like Java ME or Windows CE could run on them.

  140. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi. Amazon? Amazon.com runs some custom server. It could be Java-based for all I know, which might help explain why it returned 405 Bad Method to a HEAD request.

    Hi, Ebay? Ebay runs on IIS. You might notice that some of the URLs end with ".dll" - there's a reason for that. And it properly responded to the HEAD request, with a "Server: IIS/5.0" header.
  141. A direct clone vs. an indirect clone? by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    ".NET is a direct Java clone."

    Hey, great. I always wanted to use delegates in Java and since .NET is a direct clone of Java, it must be possible. How do you go about it?

  142. Re:Bye Bye Sun! by MidKnight · · Score: 1

    javascript has nothing to do with either sun or java, except for the first four letters of its name.

    Strangely enough, this is untrue. Sun actually owns the trademark on the word "JavaScript", and Netscape licensed it from Sun to use as the name of their new-fangled scripting language to run inside their browser.

    ...to call its value 'near infinite' is such an overstatement it's plain lying

    Well, yeah... it's marketing-speak. They're all lies.

    There are a lot of technologies and even some programming languages that would completely break the Internet as we know it should they be completely gone one of a sudden. Java is most certainly not one of them.

    No offense, but that sounds like complete conjecture combined with lots of generalizations. Quick -- name 5 well-known websites that don't use Java anywhere in their infrastructure.

  143. Yawn by tunafreedolphin · · Score: 1

    Does anyone really care?

  144. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    java and javascript are not the same thing. You fail.

  145. Re:Sounds normal to me by Wdomburg · · Score: 1

    In case you haven't noticed, any application that has to do things fast, has to be reliable, or deal with large datasets ... is still written in C/C++.

    Like ... EBay, who transitioned from C++ to Java five years ago?

  146. ticker symbol: JRKY by dmorelli · · Score: 1

    Eh, Java's a bit of a crappy language. I think Sun has Java'd the shark here.

  147. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tiobe itself says that it measures the most lines of code, nothing more.

    So the statement "The most popular programming language [tiobe.com] on the planet is doomed?" is incorrect, and not reality. Check.

  148. JAVA? by azenpunk · · Score: 1

    they are only trying to catch a buzz

  149. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Maltheus · · Score: 1

    I suppose I would fail, if I had made even a passing reference to Javascript.

  150. So does Java! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Java gives the suggestion of serious computer power, too!

    Every time I visit a page with a Java applet, I think "Those guys at Sun must have some pretty sweet hardware, because no normal person would put up with waiting 30 seconds for a friggin' applet".

  151. Help pick a new ticker symbol for SCOX? by amchugh · · Score: 1

    SCO needs a new symbol!

    Some candidates follow:
    ISUE
    SHRT
    SELL
    TP
    DOWN

  152. Re:Perhaps they're trying to increase share price. by Jorophose · · Score: 0

    Thanks for that heads up, won't have to buy viagra anymore!

  153. How Does Sun Make Money from Java? by SRA8 · · Score: 1

    I have unsuccessfully posted this question in the Ask Slashdot section before, but figured this would be a good venue -- I still cannot understand how Sun makes money from Java? It doesn't seem to be a side project, rather quite a large effort on their part...so what's in it for them?

    1. Re:How Does Sun Make Money from Java? by thephotoman · · Score: 1

      Two words: embedded devices.

      Seriously, did you think all of those cellular phone manufacturers made their own versions of Java to run your phone's web browser? Nope. Sun charged them quite a bit of money for the effort. They might not make much money on Java on the desktop, save for trademark royalties from companies that make their own implementation of Java (IBM, Blackdown, about a dozen others), but in the embedded market, there's work to be done to make Java actually usable.

      That said, Sun's bread and butter is still in the hardware business.

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  154. Not APPL, but AAPL by dantheman82 · · Score: 1

    Dude, just keep it straight - Apple is not APPL, but AAPL. My broker screwed me over with that mistake... :( Unfortunately that was last July, when I was attempting to buy the stock at 53. grrr

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  155. Fuck you Sun by Braxton_Bragg · · Score: 0

    Here's another 4 letter word for the Sun guys I've met: PREP And that's the word for their downfall, too

  156. Re:Decafinated Diet Coke by Drive42 · · Score: 0

    Take it from a guy with a brand new heart defect: it's not worth it. Jog. It improves the quality of the other thing's you're doing *and* increases life expectancy.

  157. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1

    Java was doomed, from the first time anyone ever had to ask the question "which Java?"

    It failed on the "write-once, run anywhere" promise, it failed on the security promise, and it failed on the "finally, you'll be free of win32" promise. The ways that Sun screwed this pooch will be the subject of thousands of business-school term papers for years to come.

    Changing Sun's ticker symbol to JAVA just tells me that Schwarz has no better ideas than rearranging the deck chairs.

    -jcr

    Mate get a grip, I hate Java as much as anybody, but get real it's far from dead sadly, sad to say Java will be with us for some time to come.
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  158. METAMOD Unfair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coarsely put yes, but Flamebait? No Not even close.

  159. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by nwbvt · · Score: 1

    By business applications, we actually do mean applications that run on servers. That is where Java is king. Very few real business apps are actual desktop apps. Thus real large business don't have to worry about pushing out updates to their users, they just upgrade their servers.

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  160. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whenever I have to install an ancient JRE for a certain bit of software instead of just having one copy of the latest version, backwards compatibility is clearly broken.

  161. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by mhall119 · · Score: 1

    Unless that ancient JRE is Microsoft's, then I would question why your Java app can't run on a newer JRE.

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  162. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You fail because you don't understand. None of the websites I visit you use for anything. Many do however use javascript. Your description is true if you change java to javascript. Otherwise its blatantly false. I have java disabled and have no issue with 99% of webpages out there

  163. Four letter words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This also highlights the tradition of using four letter words at stock markets.
    Defective by design?

  164. Sues? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also, nothing to do with the Egyptian Sea Canal, but interesting:
    ZUNE
    ZUSE (N 270 deg clockwise, artistic modification)
    SUEZ (rearrange)
    Any links between M$, SUSE and *sues*?

  165. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by samkass · · Score: 1

    Java still has legs on the desktop. For one thing, the Army's Future Combat System allows Java (but not .NET) development, and the Army is no small customer. That and other vertical solutions will hold the business over until Sun works out the kinks, and then an embedded-to-enterprise cross-platform solution could bring people back over from .NET. Especially once they realize that Mono is not going to cut it for a "cross platform" solution.

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  166. Re:The horse is dead, quit beating it. by Maltheus · · Score: 1

    No, it's you who really doesn't understand. Java is used on the back-ends to create the dynamic HTML you're looking at (Java, PHP or MS alternative). No Java runs on your box, so it doesn't matter what your browser is. Really, you shouldn't be posting on slashdot if you don't understand that most HTML is dynamically generated by some other language. Ever see a webpage that ends in .jsp, cause that's guaranteed to be Java, but so are many other pages that wouldn't offer you any indication. This just proves my belief that people only ever slam Java in total ignorance of what it's really used for.