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Party Ideas For Math Nerds?
rbf writes "A girl I like at my university, a graduate student in mathematics, will be having a birthday next month. She had thought of throwing a nerd-themed party — show up with tape on your glasses, pants hiked up, etc. However, she decided against it because most of her friends are math nerds and wouldn't even have to dress up! So my question for the community is: What fun party ideas would appeal to a group of mostly math-major nerds?"
Alcohol. Barry White. Intercourse.
Trust me, its great for the rest of us.
While you're at it, watch Barton Fink.
Ice Cream has no bones.
It'll be the first time for a lot of things for you math nerds! :)
"Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives" should be a convenience store, not a government agency.
Most of them are probably virgins.
I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
Play pin the tail on the integer?
Dress up as your favorite nonlinear equation.
Start a drinking game where everyone increases their drinks parabolically. (or alternatively: everyone drinks when someone says "Archimedes.")
TP the English department utilizing the golden spiral....
Careful What You Wish For....
Come on, its' a given Drinking games. Let's see how well you integrate after a couple !
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Pin the tail on the Gaussian Curve?
Bobbing for Protractors?
Spin the Klein Bottle?
In fact, screw the Blackjack!!!
How about not having one?
Set up a mini-casino and have some games running. Be creative with the prizes, and hand everybody their chips at the door.
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Imaginary party, you don't even have to show up!
Everyone comes to the party with the ugliest sweater that they own. At the end of the night, everyone votes for the person with the ugliest sweater at the party.
xkcd has some forums. Given the quality of the replies that I've read so far, you should better ask there.
So my question for the community is: What fun party ideas would appeal to a group of mostly math-major nerds?
Just a guess: Ridiculously hot zombies who only want a few hours of grinding disease-free love without exchanging phone numbers.
(Spoiler: This is not the party you want to throw for your girlfriend.)
One of the funnier party themes I heard of (not one that I attended unfortually) was one where they had a futuristic theme. They dressed up in black and silver and stuff like that, call it "50 years from now" or something. A costume party with a theme! :-)
And with all you nerds, I think it'll be very creative too with smashed motherboards and diods
Bring fractal cookies.
;)
Also, try asking on the XKCD forums. They're slightly higher-brow than here, judging by the comments I see for now
Misleading titles? Inflammatory blurbs? Keep in mind that Slashdot is a tabloid.
Just putting myself, a computer nerd/software engineer, in the place of the math nerds, I don't think I would want to go to a party that's math themed. Parties are like miniature breaks from what we do normally. I enjoy dinner parties with people from different backgrounds because the conversations are interesting and new. Better yet, parties where we don't mention work but things we did outside of work are great because we get to see a different side of each other. Plus, parties are meant for socialization, not sure if math is the optimal thing for that. I suggest stepping back and asking yourself what you really want out of the party. If fun is what you're looking for, then cast a wider net because there's a ton of ways to have fun.
All else fails, just have an orgy. That has to be new and interesting to nerds. j/k
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As a self-admitted nerd, most of the fun parties I've been to were centered around games: Smash Bros, Halo, Guitar Hero, Chez Geek, Murder Mystery, Pictionary, Settlers, etc. Most of the mediocre parties I've been to involved becoming inebriated and listening to bad music. Good parties should foster social experiences that are fun. For me, games have filled that role more adequately than other things because they give me a common topic with which to start conversations and drift off into random socio-political-theoretical-conversations. Games also tend to be effective, over say an outing like hiking, because they have no physical requirements and appeal to a more general audience. But, then again, this all depends on what appeals to your friends. I've had friends, for whom playing games was childish and annoying (because they thought they sucked at it). Just try to find the appropriate something that gets people to open up to strangers.
Just have a usual party with beer and music; see what happens... you don't need anything special.
Quite a few probably game. Throw a LAN.
Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
...because all the math nerds I know lurk here daily. You should've asked around where the cool kids hang out online. I, of course, have no idea where that is.
Serve Pi instead of cake?
Dressing up in different shapes? Best dressed goes to that who can design and wear a dodecahedron.
There's going to be a GIRL there. And she's not deflatable. It's going to be the best math nerd party EVER!
paintball
You start at 1 and continue listing off numbers, however when you reach a number with a 7 in it (7, 17, etc..), a multiple of 7 (49, 24, etc..), or a double (11, 22, 33, etc..) then you must say "Buzz", and the direction you were going in reverses. If you screw up then you must drink, and once someone screws up you restart at 1. You can go in either direction from the start, however if both people on either side say 2, both drink.
If you get into the higher numbers and reach a number that qualifies for more than one of the above rules (70: multiple of 7 and has a 7 in it), you must say "Bizz Buzz". If you reach 77 then since it qualifies for all 3 rules, you must say "Bizz Buzz Bazz".
Protip: If you make it above a number that meets all 3 rules, start over because you have missed the point of a drinking game.
Oh wait, that's physics nerds. MATH nerds, eh? I don't think they DO fun. Perhaps they could derive an approximation of it, though...just don't let them drink and derive.
(sorry, someone had to do it...)
I was at a pretty good nerd party last weekend. It had three rooms and a porch. First room had a keg and a bar (pretty much a given). Second room had a Wii with rockband and a bunch of couches for overservers. Third room had a DJ playing loud rap music for some drunkin bump and grind. The porch was for the philosophy majors to smoke cigarettes and bitch about how boring the math majors were. YMMV. I had fun though
Just when I thought I should be offended by the stereotypical nature of shows like "Big Bang Theory" on the idea that nerds are not hip... this question shows up here...
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Can't beat a pi cake!
A game I played in an archery class with a fellow computer science geek might be adapted to suit...
First player launches a projectile toward a bulls-eye target. Be it a dart, arrow, bean bag, whatever. The second player does the same, and has to closely justify the result. Things like symmetry over a vertical line, rotation, translation, etc. are valid options for justification. Be creative!
The first player goes again, and the second player follows, this time using the same operation. It's followed by a third round, again using the same round.
After retrieving the darts/arrows/beanbags/whatever, the players switch places, and play again. See who's the best at justifying their shots.
A CS variation: Shoot all three projectiles BEFORE declaring an operation. Then figure out the operation that gets the targets valid using the fewest machine instructions.
That probably doesn't make much sense, but whaddya expect for 3 AM?
You do not have a moral or legal right to do absolutely anything you want.
Pirates are cool!
Have some games
Bring a lot of female friends / acquaintances
Burn British Doctor Who television broadcasts etc. off bittorrent and play on TV.
Don't use PCs so much, you want to provide stress free but communicative environments including the math geeks and members of opposite sex.
Could also be stimulating if you invite people (guys/gals either is okay) who are not math geeks but do something else that's interesting. Not jocks, I mean artists, musicians, geologists, linguists, basically any field reall in science or fine arts would be fine the point is to have fun together. I don't think math-related things are needed or wanted actually.
A positive number of girls and drinks will make it a lot more fun too.
Also how about a barbecue and some reason to make it last long into twilight?
Beam me up Scotty!
I know this isn't an answer to your question -- but you say that this is a girl you "like," and you seem to really want to impress her by throwing her the greatest math birthday party ever. Have you told her that you like her, or asked her out yet? If you haven't, and you're hoping that planning this party will help her suddenly realize what a great friend you are, and how well you know her, and that you're the one for her -- well, it just doesn't work that way (except in the movies). Many a shy guy (myself included) has fallen into that trap way too many times, because friendly gestures are far easier than being direct and facing the possibility of rejection. So if I'm wrong, never mind ... but if I'm right, maybe you could redirect some of the party planning effort into gathering the courage to tell her how you feel?
:)
If that's way off base, at least here's a party idea: have everyone come dressed up as a liberal arts student.
Cheers,
IT
Power corrupts. PowerPoint corrupts absolutely.
Challenge your friends to build this self supporting structure. Hofstadter would call it a strange loop. Think of how this loop in concept is similar to other concepts involving loops, such as logic or consciousness.
Work out the Birthday problem for your group. Calculate the probability that some pair of the guests will have the same birthday, then determine if it's true.
"Follow me" the wise man said, but he walked behind.
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take a math text you all like and appreciate, then have a game where you take turns flipping to a page with a theorem and proof, and if you fail to prove the theorem (or do so incorrectly) before half of the other participants do, you have to drink.
if you have the right mix, it works, elsewise folks just wind up doodling and drinking
i am a graduate student in an applied math program. we typically get enough math during the day (and night before deadlines). when we party, it's usually just a regular party with food, alcohol, and music - like "everyone else". often the conversation turns to work, because that's common ground. however, i did through a party on my 10,000th day of life, because anniversaries of birth get boring. (for those of you who don't want to count, that's about twenty-seven and a half years.)
Request every one bring a Maths game (playable by a large group) to be party as present (if you don't want non-math games). Hope someone will come up something interesting.
I had good luck with a very geeky crowd by hosting an -ism party. everyone had to figure out a costume idea and/or attitude to represent an -ism. some costumes that came were plagiarism, modernism, dudeism, chauvinism, feminism, egoism, sadism, and cartesianism.
"Follow me" the wise man said, but he walked behind.
repeat:
drink a shot of whisky
try to solve an algebra problem in your head
if you get it wrong, remove an item of clothing
until everyone is naked
Quidquid Latine dictum sit, altum videtur (anything said in Latin sounds important)
There's a math nerd party in the movie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000569/) where a rock band performs a song named i (the imaginary number).
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Nerds attend parties???
and define yourself to be outside!
I've spent the last 11 years at various math institutions and conferences all over the world. I think I qualify as a "math nerd", and I have a PhD to prove it. I find the question dumb, and somewhat insulting.
Firstly the whole idea that their is a single "math nerd" type is ridiculous. Very few mathematicians I know fit into the high pants and thick glasses type. A lot of people at my institution are musicians, several play in rock bands at night, some dance, some are training buffs, one guy I know is combining his PhD with playing professional sports and is on his way to Olympics. While most are still guys, a growing portion are girls: some are straight, some are gay, some are single, quite many are married. In fact the variety is probably the only defining feature I can find.
And when it comes to partying, the only special way I can think of that mathematicians like to party is hard. I can remember from many times the surprise of "numerotypicals" after having partyed till dawn with a bunch of mathematicians. While there are certainly the "study and never leave the lab" types - most math nerds know are more like the opposite. The reason for this is probably that math is high stress occupation (try having as your job to push your mind to the very limit of its ability every day) which tends to lead to hard partying behavior. The stress is also the reason why many mathematicians are creatively worn out by 35-40.
So, seriously, stop the silly patronizing and just organize a good party. With lots of booze.
You are in college, drink booze and play drinking games. Me and my engineering buddies always preferred Asshole but my brother and his medical school buddies all prefer Beer pong.
You could say something else then buzz, like "what?" or just another number as well (like 1 2 3 4 5 6 8 8 9 10 11 12 13 what? 15 ) to make it extra difficult. Or add 5 tot the non-speakable numbers. Also, you can add a virtual player, a glass or something which does anything right.
...with Schrödinger's cat.
Oh damn, that's another physics one.
Plus it takes too long to play, and you never can tell if who's won.
This is my maths party from last night. As you can see, it got pretty rowdy.
I heard that your library burnt down and destroyed your only two books - and one was not even coloured in yet.
Tie-Dying classic nerd shirts, for example, would be good. And they could use their old shirts that have had ink leaks on them.
Making your own slide rules could be fun, with a box of wood slats, a few clips, and some permanent markers.
The biggest draw would probably be a bunch of bouncy friendly men and women from a beautician's college, doing scalp massages and stylish hair cuts, would be a big draw.
I dunno about math nerds, but what my CS prof likes to throw is a party with chinese food and obscure (often German) board games (Lifeboats, No thanks, Starmada, Ricochet Robots, etc...), and that is usually VERY popular with students and other professors here alike.
Make sure you have plenty of drinks, and a LOOOONG table. Of course, if you don't have the board games, then you're screwed. Starmada is produced by Majestic 12, and they have a demo of the rules on their website... It needs miniatures and a hexagonal map, but the miniatures you can buy anywhere, or printout on paper, and you can find a sample hexagonal map you can just duplicate and print a whole bunch...
Just make sure people know it'll be a LONG night.
---- I am certain of only one thing : I know nothing else.
First: Pirates and ninjas, the bitterest rivals on the internet. Have everyone come as either a pirate or a ninja, but don't bother evening the sides or anything, just let them choose. Second: Red Dwarf. Drink every time you hear the words "smeg", "git", or "gimboid". Plus any others you can think of. Third: Although it's not math-related, Take turns reading paragraphs of The Eye of Argon http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Eye_of_Argon. The one reading must not laugh.
Admit it. You post strawman arguments as AC so you get modded Insightful for refuting them, rather than Troll
Play 24. But it's almost always a matter of working it to either 6*4 or 8*3.
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That's only part of a party game called "kings". You take a deck of cards, go around in a circle drawing the cards.
A: Allocate one shot to somebody.
2: Allocate two shots to one or two people.
3: Allocate three shots to one, two or three people.
4: Bathroom card (return it to the bottom of the pile if you want to take a break - the game continues without you).
5: Guys take a shot.
6: Girls take a shot.
7: Everyone takes a shot.
8: "Buzz".
9: "Fountain" - you can't stop drinking until the person to your left stops. The first person who can stop is the person who pulled the card, the last is the one to their right.
10:"Pick-A-Topic" - pick a topic (States, prime numbers, etc), go around the circle giving examples - whoever can't think of one takes a shot.
J: "Nose Game" - without revealing your card, subtly put your finger on your nose. Last person in the group to put their fingers on their nose takes a shot.
Q: Queen's English - shot for each swear word for the next 3 turns (if your group don't normally swear, make this "no saying people's names").
K: Put a shot in the middle of the pile. Whoever puts the final king in has to take all 4 shots, and this ends the game.
Commodore64_love: I don't comprehend people who're so frightened of death that they'll bankrupt themselves to stay alive
Fantastic. Next week, I expect to see "Ask Slashdot: It still counts if she's drunk when she says yes, right?", followed by "Science: How to make rohypnol".
You don't need to have a math-themed party just because she is a math major. It's like when people who don't know me well, who know that I work with computers, but who know nothing about computers, try to strike up a conversation with me, but they have no idea what to talk to me about, so they try to talk computers, like, "Duh, I just bought a Dell. Is that good?" I'm like, "Uh, does it work for you?" They're all, "Duh, no, I don't know how to use it and it crashes all the time." I'm like, "Uh, yeah, you should have gotten a Mac dude." End of conversation. No good! If you're doing math all day long and then you want to go to a party and have some fun, who the heck is gonna want math at that party? How about just throwing a "normal" party? Booze, chips and salsa, a cake, some random movie playing in the background that nobody is paying any attention to, and just tell all your friends to come.
McCain/Palin '08. Now THAT's hope and change!
Fibonacci is a better game; you start drinking at one and have one shot for each number in the sequence. First one to die or pass out losses!
*''I can't believe it's not a hyperlink.''
For the love of God this chick is hot and I want to nail her. Will all of
Sure. Beer. It is one of the greatest agents in the world for reducing people's good judgment and eradicating their inhibition. Go for it! I for one will be rooting for you.
Monopoly. It's all about the numbers. ;) And you can find out if you really do like her or not if she does or doesn't shank Park Place away from ya.
;)
Well, I really have no idea how well you two know each other, but it's a sure good way to find out. You could always try to sell her a "Get Out of Jail Free" card on the street.
A friend of mine averaged two Halloween parties a year. The date of the first one in any given year was usually about half way to Halloween, usually at the end of April. The invitations always called it "Halfway to the Haunt". The idea is that finding a decent costume for a Halloween party in October is easy. Doing so in April is, in fact, quite difficult. It's unexpected, it gets people interested, and it gives nerds an uncommon challenge. The conversation describing what you're doing that particular day is always a little interesting as well: "Sorry, I'm busy on Saturday. Going to a Halloween party." "Oh ok... wait, what?" Seems to fit the bill nicely.
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Each person picks their favorite mathematician and has to get people to figure out who they are without being obvious... Discuss period issues, personal life, major theorums..... but mostly just get high and have a good time. Put on some tunes and groove.
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once attended a fancy dress party dressed only in a diaper. Of course, this was almost immediately preceding a long term case of mental illness. Still, math nerds might appreciate a diaper party.
Starbucks, Harbuckle of Breath.
A popular one at Physics parties was making ice cream from liquid nitrogen.
When a math student I knew threw parties, there always were a lot of different sorts of beer. He pinned some sheets to the wall so that everyone could vote for their favorite kind.
If the party is not going so well, voting mechanisms are an interesting enough topic. If the party is going well, everybody is just happy that there's plenty of beer.
Dress all as The Flash and line up so it appears like you're 1 man indeed, but moving very very fast.. Should be pretty original and cool
- Arwen, I'm your father, Agent Smith.
- Well, you're just Smith, but my father is Aerosmith!
no, not single player games, but party games. A couple of Microphones, a ps2, and Karaoke Revolution will go a long ways to getting shy people to let loose.
This is my first post on Slashdot. Normally I don't have anything useful to say (smarter faster posters seem abundant), but I think here I can step up.
Comatose51 (687974) got very close.
Aside from having thrown a lot of very successful parties in my life (even making the news papers), I formed www.HIKEtheGEEK.com a few years ago. Most of the hikers are indeed mathematicians, physicists, and other technically minded people...we also have an amazing geek-girl to geek-guy ratio, which is very cool.
Let's ignore that they are mathematicians, and just recognize they are smart. Smart people are not impressed by shinny objects and noise makers.
Here are some ideas:
- Play music that people will get a kick out of, like the movie soundtrack to a well known or fun movie. Forrest Gump has a very cool sound track for example. It often surprised people when they realize how much music was in that movie. But camp movies can work also.
- Fondue - It involves very hot liquids, and experimentation. The more pots the better. Some can be wine based, others chocolate, etc. It ain't just for the 70s any more.
- Speaking of wine, don't bring beer. Beer is boring...ask people to bring something small, tasty, and interesting. Most geeks don't drink, but if the do, they tend to want to experience something original.
- Invite non-geeks, and invite as many women as you can... Women are naturally social, it is simply wonderful how a well balanced party will just flow.
- Ask everyone to dress nicely. This is rarely done now-a-days. But it is really cool to see your friends at their best, or at the very least, a great chance for black-mail material for later.
- Ask everyone to bring a fav game. Cheap Ass Games is a good example. But don't start games until later. Apples to Apples is another great party game for smart people.
- Show a movie later in the evening, something fun most people would not have seen. Either really old, or really new. (I'm planning on Surfwise next for example).
- Get the invites out early, invite all people in person (on the phone is fine). Do not invite people just by email.
- Hire someone, or get some friends to agree before hand to help clean up.
- Lastly, host the party. This is worth a thousand words on its own, but to be brief, a host is an active job, make sure people meet each other. Introduce people by name, and by someone that others might think is interesting. Even if you don't know someone, you can still make a statement, for example "Terry, meet Pat, Pat meet Terry. Terry wears white vans to parties, while Pat knows how to make the colour red *work*"
Go dressed as the Doppler effect.
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
http://www.cafepress.com/triplenine.2445706 It's by the Triple Nine Society hence the clock theme. For party idea, look up abstract strategy games on boardgamegeek.com and try those.
...there is pie ;-)
toga
Birthday Paradox: The home game!
"Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master."
-ccm
Too much Law; not enough Order.
Like any discipline you have to put the theory into practice. Since we like car analogies here on /. you would n't expect to read a manual on driving and then jump into a car and ride off into the sunset.
Guys who are awkward around women summon up the courage to make an approach, get shot down and then beat them selves up and dwell on the bad experience. If you read the material available you'ill realise why you got shot down and what makes a woman tick.
You should read all the material you can get your hands on and improve yourself and start to feel good about yourself as women can spot low self esteem a mile off. Read DeAngelo, Mystery, etc, put the effort in, find out what works for you formulate your own style and get rid of your bad habits.
It's not difficult but it DOES require effort, people who are lazy and then feel sorry for themselves should not expect any sympathy.
One of my favorite xkcd cartoons would make a great game at a math nerd party. Get a clock with digital display. Set it to 24 hour format. (Better still, one with seconds display!) See who can find the prime factorization of the time display quickest.
Could always count taxi cabs. 1729.
Submitting an 'ask Slashdot' and the first words are 'a girl'. This has to be a hoax; no one in right mind would expect a straight answer.
Over doing nice things for someone you want to get romantically envolved with is a sure fire way to get stuck in the "Friend Zone". She will be like, "OMG You're just the best friend ever!" and with that sentance it will be game over.
I'm not saying be an asshole, but women expect different things from a lover and a friend.
She wanted to trow such a party and decided against it, because it wouldn't work. To have a party, you need party-people, not just people. Ask people who like to party what they like. They will anser with the words of the famout Frank Zappa: 'Titties and beer'.
...' to a nice thought of 5 minutes during that socializing, because if you realy think about it, it is nice to see in a movie, but crap in reality, just as your friend already figured out.
Perhaps what you want is not so much a party but a gathering (perhaps with alcohol). Not entirely the same thing.
I know I would not be interested in any themed party. Even the toga parties I went to in my time I only went because of the girls and the alcohol, not because of the theme. Take away the theme and you still have a party. Take away the party and you have a bunch of idiots.
So drop the theme, have a party, socialize and keep the 'wouldn't it be great if we would have a party where everybody dresses like
Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
oh wow! And this one time at math camp, we all made these fizzy drinks and then we told jokes and we were laughing so hard we squirted it out our noses and they started burning!
And then this other time at math camp, we tried to do reverse regression analysis while playing strip poker. Boy, did we ever beat those girls at that game! We got all our clothes off first!
And then another time at math camp.....
I'm good with numbers -
Somehow, the first image that came to mind after reading that involved physically throwing a comms rack. I suspect this may not be what you meant :P.
:P.
I guess our definitions of "a LAN" vary
Just to see how many come dressed as the Doppler Effect.
Mmmmeeeoooowwwwwww...
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Put that list somewhere where people can anonymously select an area. This is important. It has to be anonymous. That person must then produce something themed on that area. It can be a costume, a game, food, doesn't matter. But it must be categorically about that area, it can't be something generic and it can't be something too ordinary. However, not everything brought needs to be themed. In fact, some things must not, though there must be some sort of clue as to which is which.
The party would then be on multiple levels. You have the top level of the party itself, you have the next level of a massive detective game, hunting for clues to find out what is red herring and what is theme, then further detection to determine what the theme is. Finally, you've the showdown between the master detectives (those who guessed the most themes correctly) and the master mathematicians (those who represented their theme the best in the eyes of those at the party). Those nominally on both teams have to pick. I don't know what the final shootout game would be, but pick something suitable.
How would that sound?
It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
Bring lots of alcohol. And pot. Heck, LSD even. Depends on the crowd though. Either way, bring stuff to loosen people up.
:D) aspect...
;-)
Bring party games. These should include:
* Fluxx (card game where the rules continuously change)
* XBOX 360 or similar; preferably party games such as Guitar Hero, Rock Band, SceneIt, etc.
* Wii if someone's got it (great for parties)
As for the whole mingling (getting commutative?
Consider games like truth or dare. Drinking games. Etc.
Consider making it a rule that every 30 minutes, someone has to go around and introduce themselves to everyone at the party.
Get everyone to bring something random to the party, that has a story behind it. Then get everyone to tell the story.
And here's a good other rule:
Keep the party smallish. Stops cliques from forming, keeps the group dynamic manageable for people who might have issues with it otherwise.
Eh... it's just like any other party. But bring Fluxx. It's great
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Here's an idea I posted to halfbakery.com a while back that I think will fit in nicely with your plans:
http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Binary_20birthday_20candles#1031936400
I object to that article, and to the next reply.
Booze and people make everything. :) Of course, game ideas, place, music and food are recommended.
Tell people you're having a party, serve lots of booze ...
And the rest follows by induction!
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Show up wearing all the colors of the cube (one color per article)... go home 'solved'....
Make a Golden Rectangle shaped cake and use the icing to inscribe the Fibonacci sequence in smaller GR's. Cut party-hats into wearable conic-sections.
Invite Don Knuth?
To keep the math majors occupied, you could give them a pie (round of course), and ask them to square it. Roberto
..different vectors and have a contest to see who can make the best orthogonal space.
..different geometrical figures and see which combination makes the most stable structure.
..with different symbols and the goal is to make best use of your digits.
Every mans' island needs an ocean; choose your ocean carefully.
Hole a "Bottomless" party and see the poles and zeros in the lower half plane.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
"Wii would like to partE!"
-prxp
> Beer. It is one of the greatest agents in the world for reducing people's good judgment
Here's the other one: www.fastseduction.com
I see a lot of posts here that amount to "get everybody drunk," which makes for a lame party, because everybody can get drunk on their own if they really feel like it. Nobody is going to remember a party like that.
- Speaking of wine, don't bring beer. Beer is boring...ask people to bring something small, tasty, and interesting. Most geeks don't drink, but if the do, they tend to want to experience something original.
As a geek who doesn't drink, I wouldn't say that most geeks don't drink, but there is a significant number who don't. I've been to a few parties where they were obviously just an excuse for everybody to get drunk, and I immediately left. That's no fun at all. So, make sure you get a good selection of non-alcoholic drinks, too.
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Rock Band for the Wii isn't out yet; I guess you played Guitar Hero. I agree, this is great fun at parties.
Smarty Pants is a Wii game somewhat similar to the TV show "Who wants to be a millionaire." It has a ton of questions about technology and science, and it's always a success at parties with comp sci, biology or math students.
I'd arrive in regular clothing, with no props or anything.
If anybody asks, I'd reply, "We're just like anybody else, really. Only smarter."
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If she's truly nerdy, she may already know. There's certainly enough info in the post to ID her (assuming you know her already), and given the /. readership it's quite likely that she and/or one or more of her friends have read this.
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Yes, Gauss's Fundamental Theorem of Algebra does appear to be relevant, its just that the complex analysis required at the inflection points near the of roots positional integrands that define the bounded Reimannian surface produce a computationally expensive solution given the short duration of the party.
As there was a large number of math majors in our group of friends, we used to play Math Twister. A friend of mine came up with the idea for my birthday. What you do is, take a normal Twister mat, and number it from 1 to 24. Number it such that consecutive numbers have different colors.
Then instead of using a wheel to call the colors, someone makes the calls by making statements like: "Left hand on a number that is prime and greater than 15" or "Right foot on a blue circle that is odd" etc.
This game can be much harder than regular Twister, depending on how it is called.. but it gets "messy" quick.
Get an 8-ball and see what happens... (I'd pay to be a fly on the wall in that situation!)
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Not screwed, you mean.
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, *Buzz!*, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...."
"Huh? I guess that's game over."
Doesn't the game just always get stuck between two numbers no matter where you start?
If it's for-profit but free, you're not the customer -- you're the product (e.g., the Slashdot Beta's "audience").
Best one I ever played was called "Criss-Cross" sit/stand/lounge in a circle, and a person takes 2 empty cups and hold them in any one of a number of configurations, and announces "Crossed" or "Uncrossed". Then those who know the rules determine if the person is correct or incorrect, and if they are incorrect, they drink. The object of the game is to determine the rules for whether one should announce "Crossed" or "Uncrossed".
Hints:
1) It's not obvious.
2) Those who know the criteria will try to mislead those who don't.
3) Some folks will never pick up on it.
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Look for an ancient card game called "Krypto". It's fun, nerdy, and math oriented.
We like to start by rolling a number.
All of the women could have a "best pi" contest. There would also be performances of Runge-Kutta on the winners.
LIQUID NITROGEN!
Everyone takes their turn pinning the tail on the donkey, then a distribution of how far from the donkey's butt is generated. Drink volumes are allocated according to the number of standard deviations.
-- QED
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Massive game of old school table top BattleTech.
Or a Networked game of BattleTech
Money is the root of all evil?
Pi in a coffee certain takes Kopi Luwak to another level. :)
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Parent is the best post in this thread.
Hey baby! :PP
Let me contour integrate your hot throbbing singularity
You definitely have to get her a pie and carve out the pi symbol in it :D
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Obviously, do the exact opposite. Jocks and Cheerleaders.
Unless you want to serve a semicircular pi, make it round and call it what it is, a 2 pi.
I went to an engineering school - GMI. I can assure you that almost all geeks there drank. Then again, it was an engineering school, 90% greek, based in the armpit of a city Flint, and had a 20 to 1 male/female student body ratio. If those factors don't drive someone to drink, I don't know what would!
As for the parent, some very useful tips. Avoid the overly cliche party or geeky sort of things.
For example, just because you're surrounded by geeks, or perhaps automotive engineers, it is not a good party idea to dissassemble someone's car and reassemble it in the middle of the dining room.
If it's for-profit but free, you're not the customer -- you're the product (e.g., the Slashdot Beta's "audience").
Things that have worked:
That's not an exhaustive list, and even the items are incomplete, but it's not a bad leaping off point to go in whatever direction you like.
I threw this party in a matter of 5 hours once. Invited a ton of people from facebook and said to come dressed in crazy costumes. It worked perfectly, because everyone can do whatever they want, and it's a great way to start conversations.
There's some truth in what both of you have to say really. Being yourself and getting the girl are just not going to happen if your life mainly consists of sitting in your basement playing video games.
That said, searching for dates is really only good for finding one thing--dates. You may get laid or meet the girl of your dreams, but you're mostly going to spend money on dinners, drinks and movies for somebody's company for a few hours. If you just enjoy dating for the sake of dating (and many people do), all that is fine. A lot of the advice out there on the internet is targeted towards guys who want to date more and get laid more.
If you're looking for that serious, long term relationship though, well, you shouldn't actually be looking for it. People who are looking hard for relationships tend to be the last ones who should be in a relationship as they're often needy, insecure and desperate. The best relationships are the ones that you sort of stumble across while doing something else. Obviously, playing video games at home all day is unlikely to provide an environment where this can happen.
Beyond changing significant, alterable aspects of yourself (like not bathing or generally being disgusting), the key is not to stop being yourself, but rather to improve yourself such that other people can find you "being yourself" more interesting. One easy way to do that is to undertake some new hobbies or activities where there will be the kind of people you'd like to end up in a relationship with around. For some people, dating more (and making themselves more datable) is such a hobby. For others, it might be taking an art class or learning to ballroom dance or working on a politician's campaign.
Many years ago, my wife decided to have a board games party for her birthday. Most of our friends are various kinds of techies, including the crypto geek crowd I was hanging out with, and that worked reasonably well. For the invitation, she got a bunch of blank jigsaw puzzles and some plastic silk-screening templates, and silk-screened the invitation onto the puzzles. So the invitations were physically encrypted (:-), and you had to assemble them to get details.
Another memorable techie party was one that my friend Eric threw at Doug's new apartment. Doug had just arrived in town, and most of his furniture hadn't yet. Eric put large rolls of paper on the walls, and started tossing magic markers around for people to write things with. Much entertaining presentation happened, but then there was a Japanese TV crew at the party pointing cameras at people. And the quiet old guy lighting a cigarette on the stove was Timothy Leary (Tim wasn't in great shape by then, but he was still getting around.)
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But have a pi-throwing contest.
After that, try to calculate the minimum volume of water required to make a woman's shirt see-through, and then test it empirically.
After that, try to calculate the coefficient of friction on a strippers pole, and see how much grease will lower that amount. Also test this empirically. Do not forget to increase the coefficient of money to make up for this. You do not want an angry stripper.
There are going to be ladies there too, so you have to do something for them. Have a "guess the schlong length" contest - down to the nearest millimeter. Let them measure. Be sure to provide them with a very attractive male. These are math geeks, you'll probably have to hire one.
Now an interesting problem would be to guess the average number of hairs on a woman that are not on the head, then have a contest to find out who is closest, but you're reaching the realm now of "I don't care about the results, but the experiment itself is the end", at which case you've exhausted all scientific possibility, and may as well just have an orgy.
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You've hit the nail on the head. Great fun for everyone else to watch!
Slashdot as a dating service? Well, if there are many female readers, they are certainly doing a good job of hiding themselves.
However, my speculation on the general topic is that most women are holding out for Mr Wonderful, whereas most men are only Mr Adequate. Many of the women hold out too long and wind up as old maids, even though they'd be happier married, even to Mr Adequate. Why do they make the mistake? Because the women are making false inferences about the availability of Mr Wonderful. Many women base their sampling on movies and television, where the large majority of 'featured' men are Mr Wonderful. How much camera time does Mr Adequate get?
Based on my real world sampling, I would say that there are very few men who actually qualify as Mr Wonderful, and they are all married at a young age. There is a much larger group of men who are skilled at pretending to be Mr Wonderful. Some of them are serial polygamists and the others are just pure cads.
If I'm so smart about these things, why didn't I ever get married? Simple. I'm just Mr Adequate and stupidly honest about it. Or as Popeye put it, "I yam what I yam, and that's all what I yam."
Oh yes, I should note that there's a statistical distortion working against me, too. The fake Mr Wonderfuls "use up" a lot of women. I don't blame them for being once bitten, twice shy--but it makes me think we'd have a very different and less frustrating world if the gender ratio was heavily in favor of the women...
Freedom = (Meaningful - Coerced) Choice != (Speech | Beer^2), and sad sock puppets' bad mods avail them naught.
Get an old junker about to go to the junkyard but with a running motor. Value is typically by the pound at that point anyhow.
Drink much beer (other festive activities optional).
At the appointed hour put the junker in Neutral, put a brick on the gas peddle.
Drink more beer...in my case have the time to be truly amazed by the durability of an old dodge 383. I'd guess it turned well over seven grand for at least ten minutes before seizing hard. I'm grinning again just thinking about it. There was an oil fire...then the radiator hose blew...put out the fire...in the end it wound down from seven grand or so to seized in short fraction of a second.
One bit of advice I'd give is to position a five gallon bucket full of water near the intake (remove air filter etc) and attach a string so you can dump the water down the intake and make the motor hydro-lock on queue.
Also make sure you've got plenty of clay kitty litter to clean up fluids.
Heck with a group of guys collecting junkers you could create a symphony of blowing motors and post it on youtube.
Even geek girls like an exploding motor. So long as they had plenty of notice and their car isn't parked next to the junker.
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Three suggestions, although I doubt this post will ever see the light of day...
1) Costume Parties always go over well. With a group of above average intelligence, you can get some really wild and creative costumes.
2) A formal party. tuxedos, evening gowns and dancing (old school, none of this white guy two step shit that seems so popular these days) make for a damn good party, but you may have trouble finding people who know *how* to dance.
3) A shindig at a local amusement park can often be had for much less than you might expect if you can a large enough group together.
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Any rule against making a rule saying all participants must remove items of clothing?
I once convinced a couple of very drunk freshgirls that strip quarters was just how we did things in college.
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Bourbaki ribs with aleph-1 sauce tastefully served in Klein's bottle.
Abelian-grape and Zorn-lemon pi.
... always just went to a Pub (note I did NOT say bar) played pool and chatted (basements work too). There was also Math drinking games.
2-Player "21":
Deal out 1/2 deck each
both players take 2 cards place face down on table
flip cards over at the same time
using basic arithmetic on the 4 number, first person to calculate 21 from them wins/gets the point/ the other person has to drink/whatever (we used slapping the table as a "buzz in")
repeat
The girls should dress up as football players and the guys should dress up as cheerleaders. So you think this is a gay idea? Well so is this news item. No there is nothing wrong with being homosexual. Get used to it.
or you could always lure a jock into the party with promises of beer bongs and buttsex and then trap him and beat him with foam bats?
You realize that the power of the contour integral lies in the fact that you inegrate along a curve which encloses an area containing a singularity, allowing one to completely avoid the otherwise difficult to deal with singularity? So what you just said, is "Hey baby! Can I get awkwardly close to, but not quite touch your dirty bits?"
Yeah. That'll win 'er over.
...Being yourself and getting the girl are just not going to happen if your life mainly consists of sitting in your basement playing video games.
That's whey I spend all my time memorizing train schedules.
Let's keep our eyes on the ball here, people. Can you patent something that you didn't invent?
... and you can prevent others from competing with you in the market.
If you can invent it, you can patent it.
If you can patent it, you can profit from it
www.setgame.com an awesome card game. play the game before the beer comes out though.
I'd suggest the most outrageous efforts to dress like your favorite jocks. Dumb looks, oversized muscles, barf down your front, etc.
At what price learning? At what cost wisdom? The price is a man's peace of mind, and the cost is his life.
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dude, they need advice from people with experience in dating/flirting, you already got rusty
Hey at least the married person can claim to have been very successful at least once, whereas the single bloke hasn't gotten as far. Do YOU have a piece of paper signed by your partner that says they're willing to spend the rest of their life with you?
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Building a long term relationship is not really a difficult thing to do. The trick is to treat it the way you would approach any large scale project. First, acquire a subject, who is attainable. This is probably the hardest part. You need to know where to look. I would recommend that you determine the attributes of the type of person you want and use this as the basis for your search. If you want a semi-alcoholic bubble headed twit, for example, you would look in a bar. Otherwise, you might not want to look in a bar...
Once you have a subject acquired, you need a plan. Your plan should adhere to the I.M.P.R.E.S.S. principle, and to the K.I.S.S. principle. For those who are unaware of these two acronyms, the first stands for:
I) Immediate. Your plan should be something that you can begin immediately.
M) Measurable. Your plan should have measurable results (or lack thereof)
P) Personal. Your plan should be something that is controlled by you, and no one else. Don't leave your destiny in someone else's hands...
R) Repeatable. Your plan should be repeatable. Even the best plans can have flaws in execution, so you should be prepared to have to repeat the project a few times. This is ussually involved more at the subject selection phase.
E) Executable. Your plan should be something that you can execute yourself. It should not require the help or co-operation of anyone other than yourself and your subject.
S) Simple. A complex plan is usually doomed to failure. keep it as simple as realistically possible. A good understanding of basic psychology is very helpful in this regard.
S) Situational. Your plan should be somewhat fluid and allow you to react to changing circumstances and predictable events.
The second acronym stands for Keep It Simple Stupid, and this re-iterates the importance of simplicity in planning. Complexity is inversely proportional to the probability of success.
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Wonder joints!
Ice cream.
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Back when I was an undergrad in the math department...we had great math parties that were a lot of fun. You don't have to do much to carry a math-ish theme, and math folks tend to carry conversations well-enough that you don't have to babysit them (unlike so many CS parties I've been to).
We used to have Math-querade parties, just to make use of a good pun. Costumes were optional, but plenty of us dressed up anyway.
Sometimes we'd mak math-shaped sugar-cookies -- just make a batch of sugar-cookie dough and cut it in the shape of various operators and greek letters (then have fun decorating with icing). It's a fair amount of work, but you could even turn it into a party-community activity (have the dough ready ahead of time, then get everyone to roll out a bit of dough and start cutting out math shapes).
It was always good to have games around. Encourage people to bring their own -- they're likely to have many. If you know any math profs well, see if they'll loan you their games, or suggest some (about 1/3 of math profs I know *loved* puzzle-games). Any game with deduction is usually a sure-fire hit, including various card games or round-the-table games like "Mafia", e.g. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mafia_(game) [yes, those parens are part of the url, it seems).
Alcohol is fine, but recognize that not all geeks like drinking, and that is fine. I'd suggest accommodating moderate drinking, but skip the hard alcohol.
Unless the math students/geeks you know are assholes, any effort you make with the intention of having fun will be warmly-received.
It's just a question of limits, don't root around the issue. If (Woman) -> |Party| > 0.
As a math major myself, I'd make sure there's a Wii with plenty of games, plenty of alcohol, and loads of pizza. Also, wireless so everyone bringing their portables can hit the net and all.
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I haven't been a graduate student in mathematics since the 1970s. That said:
For a costume party, I'd suggest "Come as your favorite abstraction". That would also be accessible to any non-mathematicians attending.
Kind of like med students' "Come as your favorite syndrome," but not as sick.
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An XKCD themed party :)
People can be more or less creative with their interpretation of the theme, and the least creative can just wear a black hat and be mean.
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I hope no bad people show up.
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We love to play Mafia. It's a great social game that for some reason appeals to nerdy/geeky types.
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There's some truth in what both of you have to say really. Being yourself and getting the girl are just not going to happen if your life mainly consists of sitting in your basement playing video games.
It's important to know the difference between being yourself and doing what you always do. It's important to be yourself in the sense that putting up an act or pretending to be something you're not is never going to work. But if you always sit in a basement playing games, then yes, you should try to get out more. You're not going to meet girls by not meeting girls. And the chances of that one new girl you meet per month being Ms. Right are pretty small.That said, searching for dates is really only good for finding one thing--dates. You may get laid or meet the girl of your dreams, but you're mostly going to spend money on dinners, drinks and movies for somebody's company for a few hours.
Not true. Dates can lead to relationships, and many relationships started with dating. But you're right that not everybody who is interested in dating is also interested in a relationship. Don't waste your time on dating someone who isn't interested in relationships. But how do you discover if he/she is interested in something more? Sometimes it's obvious (it's an explicit option on many online dating services), but you can also ask how he/she sees his/her life in 5 or 10 years. If the answer includes a relationship, marriage or kids, the option of a serious relationship is clearly present. If you are a serious option, well, that's another question.If you're looking for that serious, long term relationship though, well, you shouldn't actually be looking for it. People who are looking hard for relationships tend to be the last ones who should be in a relationship as they're often needy, insecure and desperate.
Again, not true. Yes, many people who are desperate for a relationship are not ready for it, and should really be working to get their own life in order, but there are also a lot of people who are comfortable and secure in their own life, and not at all desperate for a relationship, but still very much interested and indeed actively looking. Especially if they're over 30 and do hope to have kids in this lifetime.Beyond changing significant, alterable aspects of yourself (like not bathing or generally being disgusting), the key is not to stop being yourself, but rather to improve yourself such that other people can find you "being yourself" more interesting.
Exactly! Be yourself, but improve who you are. Be clean, polite and charming, but be your own kind of clean, polite and charming. Be your best, be be you.One easy way to do that is to undertake some new hobbies or activities where there will be the kind of people you'd like to end up in a relationship with around.
Again excellent advice! Meeting new people is a surprisingly effective way to meet new people.I hate to say this but being a math nerd myself, i would say most probably guitar hero, or some form of highly involved community game on the lan unreal tournament etc....that is what most geeks would rather do on their own, with their friends, going to a party to mingle with friends AND maybe those they don't like, you are back in high school...think along the lines of pictionnary etc...CSI board game is ok too, seeing as they use a bit of smarts, but not enough to think they are working.
Think of it... Literary nerds, Music nerds, etc... Just need a tweed coat and haughty, self-satisfied air of smugness for the former...
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Get them all to dress as if they are going to do a moebius strip. example at http://www.yankodesign.com/index.php/2007/06/19/mobius-dress-inside-outside-garment-by-my-studio/ Get the winner (or loser) to do one. Follow up with a game of spin the Klein bottle.
The guy who starts flinging puns around like this is probably the same guy who uses that horrible pick-up line: "Hey, lets add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply."
This should be the guy you actually throw out of the party... like immediately after these words are uttered. It'll give everyone else a story to talk about later ("yeah, our party rocked. we even had to throw this one guy out!") plus it'll make the one female you have at the party feel less nervous.
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You're quite right - I probably didn't word that in the best way possible. What I meant by saying 'be yourself' isn't to continue on in whatever patterns of behavior the person has without regard to anything else, but rather to not try and be something that they aren't. Nonchalant is definitely the right word.
If the person isn't a suave, 'hip' individual, they shouldn't try to act like one. While the effort isn't certain to be doomed to failure, it doesn't stand much chance of success and will probably lead to much awkwardness later on. It might work in the movies (as does the whole ugly duckling routine), but this is real life.
Yup. 10 years in July, thanks very much. 12, if you count living together without the paperwork. All I'm saying is that "dating" and "staying married" are VERRRRY different skillsets.
I wouldn't give dating advice to ANYBODY at this point. Basic game's the same, but rules have changed too much (AIDS becoming an afterthought is particularly weird and annoying to me).
Whatever. Just saying.
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A buddy of mine once went up to a girl in a bar who was wearing a button and said, "Nice button. Wanna fuck?" Her response: "Can we dance for a while first?" He had a great night that night.
The worst she could have said was, "No," which is every bit as successful an answer as the one he got. He would have wasted no further time on her.
Admittedly your odds are going to improve somewhat if you can be a little smoother than my friend, but the idea is still the same: How long does it take you to be pretty sure whether you have any interest whatsoever in a particular girl? 10 seconds? How long does it take to know for sure? 2 minutes? What makes you so sure she isn't sizing you up the exact same way?
In my experience, the best dating techniques tease out her 10 second or 2 minute assessment of you as quickly as possible. What good is it to you to talk to some chick for an evening, buying her drinks the whole time, only to realize that she had written you off after just 10 seconds and now just wants free alcohol from her new "friend"?
That seems to be the premise of all the "gurus" out there that everyone here is linking to. I've never actually listened to one, but listen to their names. "Cocky and Funny." Yeah, if she's into you, she'll think it's endearing, but if she's not, she'll tell you to "stick it in your ear." That's exactly what you want! You want a Yea or Nay, and you want it quickly so you can either keep workin' it or move on. Do not put serious effort into a chick before you have her 10 second or 2 minute assessment.
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I used to go bowling with fellow geeks, and I always liked to score the game in different bases. Base 5 works out well, with scores over 1000 (125 base 10) indicating a decent geek's game. Similarly, base 11 (100 base 11 = 121 base 10) or 12 (100 base 12 = 144 base 10) work well, with base 11 not being quite as much fun as base 12 because the frequency of "unusual" digits is reduced. Hexadecimal was fun, too, because there were lots of "unusual" digits.
Of course, you can only do this with a paper scoresheet. Given the proliferation of automatic scoring machines, you'll probably have to bring your own.
Bah, the advice is everyone babbles about is "don't be nice!" This is crap advice.
Look, it is true that certain behaviors will absolutely score you more women faster. Yes, being a smug over confident ass hole will likely score you some ass faster than trying to be everyone's friend. There are two things that this strategy misses:
1) This confuses getting some with dating another human whose company you actually enjoy. These are entirely different things. You can get laid without having any interest in the person you are screwing. You can be interested in a person and not want to screw them. Finally, you can be interested in someone and enjoy bumping uglies. Most the fucked up dating advice goes along the lines of âoebe a dick and you will get some!â fails to realize that these three states are different things.
2) The dating advice that revolves around "be a dick" relies pretty much exclusively on finding women with low self esteem who are emotionally unstable. It is like advising a hunter to just walk behind a herd of antelope until you find one instead of wasting time setting up an ambush that might fail. Yeah, you will find one if you keep walking, but the one you find will always be half dead and diseased. All of the "be a dick" dating advice also revolves around getting rejected often. The reason for the often repeated rejection is because the women that reject you are the desirable functional females, while the ones who fail the test go home with you. Again, great for getting laid, but counter productive for finding something more exciting than a glorified sex toy.
My advice? If you just want to get laid, follow the âoehunt the too wounded and diseased to run strategyâ (i.e. use tactics that specifically target screwed up women). You will find the human herdâ(TM)s equivalent of diseased and half dead whom you can take at will (rank as they might be).
If you have screwed around enough to realize that the occasional lay isnâ(TM)t worth the misery of dealing with a screwed up woman with no self esteem, stop trying. Seriously, give it a rest. I am not saying donâ(TM)t date. Date often in fact. Some times you have to kiss a few frogs. Just give up on the lame tactics. In fact, I would say give up on all the lame tactics. Donâ(TM)t castrate yourself to impress or try and be a dick, just be casual, be yourself, donâ(TM)t get worked up, and eventually you will find a female that is interesting, vaguely sane, and doesnâ(TM)t mind jumping the sack with you.
for both genders.
Also, 'Rub the nipples' is a good game. I have no idea what it would be, or how it would work, just that any game called 'Rub the nipples' has great potential.
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Mmm... Pi day celebrations...
For every problem, there is at least one solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
My old neighbor had a picture of her one-time boyfriend at a (real) party playing games on his TI-85. Hard to top that.
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Which isn't to say that you shouldn't try out the 'outlaw biker' role if you are single and carefree. Use protection, and don't take it too far- you will probably learn something about yourself and human nature, but it probably won't lead to meeting someone who you will marry. If you do this, you should look at it as a phase, something you will grow out of as you age, I think.
But really, being the 'nice guy' is far more likely to land you a stable, long-term relationship- you just have to remember that statistically speaking, there are fewer of those. You might spend less time single, but the contigious block of time you spend single will likely be longer.
Playing the asshole role is easy (and it works on most extroverts, male or female, in many different roles) It doesn't require any magic.
First, decide what you want. sex, the sale, the job, whatever.
Now, identify people who can give that to you. try to talk them into it. Leave the moment it becomes clear that you wont' get what you want from this person. repeat this until someone gives you what you want.
It is suggested that you pretend that you don't care what anyone else thinks, and more importantly, that you interperit any signal that may be a sign that they like you as a sign that they like you. The idea being that if you think someone makes a sign that they are receptive to you and you are wrong, oh well, move on. the whole idea is predicated on failure being cheap. But if you are right, you are in.
I find that the confidence act really only works on extroverts. Introverts mostly look at you like the clown you are.