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Windows 10 Updates Are Now Ruining Pro-Gaming Streams (theguardian.com)

An anonymous reader cites a report on The Guardian: Perhaps there's nothing more annoying than going in for the kill to suddenly be "pooped on" by a Windows 10 automatic installation taking out your computer mid-stream to your 130,000 or so followers. After deciding to advertise during the weather by attempting to automatically install midway through a forecast, Windows 10 is starting to wreak havoc with gamers. Ex-professional Counter Strike player turned full-time streamer Erik Flom was rudely interrupted mid-game and live on Twitch by Windows 10 automatically installing on his PC. "What. What!? How did this happen! Fuck you Windows 10!" Flom said. "Oh my God! You had one job PC. We turned off everything. Update faster you fuck!"

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  1. oh crap by ambisinistral · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would post an answer, but my Windows is updating

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    1. Re:oh crap by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2

      If that was true, you wouldn't have been able to post a comment. Therefore, you must be using a Mac.

    2. Re:oh crap by rdelsambuco · · Score: 5, Funny

      I replied to you using my raised middle finger.

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    3. Re:oh crap by wbr1 · · Score: 2
      So...
      #@4(^&6...CARRIER LOST

      Becomes...

      REBOOT... Your files are right where you left them!

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    4. Re:oh crap by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Uncontrollable Windows updates aside.

      I'm trying to wrap my head around the concept of people not just making a little side money, but actually apparently a few making a decent living by streaming themselves playing fucking video games?!?!?

      I mean seriously...people are paying people to do this?

      Wow. I mean, don't get me wrong, I don't suffer anyone that making a buck any (legal) way they can, but really...someone can make up to and over 6-figures just by playing video games?

      Who the fuck is PAYING these folks to sit and watch them...???

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    5. Re:oh crap by fbobraga · · Score: 1

      obviously, the only two choices!

    6. Re:oh crap by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 5, Funny

      You must be using Linux then.

    7. Re:oh crap by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The same (or equivalent) people paying thousands of dollars to watch people run around with a real ball.

    8. Re:oh crap by SpankiMonki · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I feel the same way about golf.

    9. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But with Focus Enhancing Drugs instead of Performance Enhancing Drugs.

    10. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but I can't play real football.

      I can play a video game.

    11. Re:oh crap by lgw · · Score: 4, Informative

      Who the fuck is PAYING these folks to sit and watch them...???

      Last year, more people physically traveled to a stadium to watch the League of Legends finals than did so for the College basketball finals.

      Think about that a bit.

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    12. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      No you can't. At least, not as well as the guys getting paid to do it. If you could, you would either be getting paid to do it, or at least know enough to not argue that pro video gaming is any different than pro sports.

    13. Re:oh crap by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 2

      Viewers can subscribe to streamers for $5 a month. Part of which goes to the streamer. Subscribing gets you custom emotes and higher priviledges and perks on the site and elsewhere.

      Most of these streamers also post content on Youtube. If the subscribed numbers get high enough, they can make a pretty penny from Youtube videos.

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    14. Re:oh crap by mattventura · · Score: 1

      Who the fuck is PAYING these folks to sit and watch them...???

      Advertising reveune.

      In other words, yet another reason to block ads.

    15. Re: oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Many streamers have two PCs - one to run the game, and one to do the streaming, connected via an hdmi capture card. Only the game PC started the update.

    16. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh good! Go make 6 figures playing video games, and then give me a cut for pushing you in the right direction.

    17. Re:oh crap by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 4, Informative

      Most streamers use a separate streaming PC that captures the video output from the gaming PC as well as receiving audio and displaying the overlays onscreen. Probably the case here.

      After looking at the video, it appeared to me that the streamer ALREADY had Windows 10. This was just an update (note the screen said "Installing updates FOR Windows 10).

      In my experience, the update doesn't kick off automatically unless you have hit the "snooze" button (told Windows to wait) a few times over several days. Windows then just says "Fuck it" and installs anyway. Usually right when you are in the middle of something.

      I'm not defending the practice. It sucks in my book, but that has been my experience.

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    18. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You see it works like this. Gamer attracts hundreds of thousands of eyeballs. Advertisers can capitalize on this. Profit. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean others don't. The whole entertainment industry is based on feeding people what they enjoy whether it be sports, theatre etc etc....and in today's internet connected world games. It's not that hard to understand dude.

    19. Re:oh crap by ganjadude · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      yeah i dont know whats more annoying, windows popups, or people who stream themselves playing games. a walkthru video makes sense, streaming FPS makes none

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    20. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You play a video game at the same level you play football- totally shit compared to pros.

    21. Re:oh crap by cfalcon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      > I mean seriously...people are paying people to do this?

      I watch a little more professional video games in a year than I do other professional sports, though neither uses up too much of my time. Football is fun to watch, but so are pro streamers.

    22. Re:oh crap by Ken+D · · Score: 2

      and....?

      "Not now" is still the same thing as "NO dammit!"

      i.e. No means no. NO three times does mean Yes.

    23. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People pay to watch a bunch of overweight athletes run around a field with a ball that they also throw to each other and they pay a LOT of money. Why can't you comprehend that some people like video-games more than athletic sports? Get your head out of your ass.

    24. Re:oh crap by jandrese · · Score: 1

      People pay enough money to support whole teams of players for Baseball, Football, Football, Basketball, Hockey, etc... Why should this be surprising? I'd argue that many e-Sports are more exciting to watch than traditional sports, especially for games like Golf.

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    25. Re:oh crap by GTRacer · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily true - as mentioned above Twitch subscriptions run $5 a month, with approximately half going to the streamer. I don't follow top-tier League or FPS streamers, but the folks I DO watch regularly have around 1 to 4k subs. That's about $2,500 to TEN GRAND a month, just from people directly supporting them. That doesn't include direct tips/donations or side revenue from ads (either on Twitch or YouTube).

      Most of my favorite streamers are on my list because of their personalities and their chat interactions. The gameplay is important too, but not the main driver. If I need to know what a game is like a canned Let's Play video would be better. I just like to see humans playing for fun, and sometimes making the same dumb mistakes I make.

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    26. Re:oh crap by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Wow. I mean, don't get me wrong, I don't suffer anyone that making a buck any (legal) way they can, but really...someone can make up to and over 6-figures just by playing video games?

      Yes, grandpa, welcome to 2010. Read about PewDiePie if you'd like to become further outraged. His Youtube channel is the #1 subscribed channel (11 billion plus views) and it consists of watching him play video games and narrate while he's doing it. He's been on the 7 and 8 figure income track for a few years now.

      Who the fuck is PAYING these folks to sit and watch them...???

      That's not how Youtube works. On Youtube, the people watching the videos are the product, and advertisers are the customers. The advertisers pay Youtube (and then Youtube pays the video creator) in order to show ads to people watching the videos. In PewDiePie's case, that translates to getting several million dollars from Youtube in exchange for getting people to sit there and watch him play video games.

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    27. Re:oh crap by marked · · Score: 1

      He might be on the Windows 10 fast ring, which updated to 14332. It autoforced installed on me earlier this afternoon for me, to which it has now wasted 4 hours of my time for something that I explicitly told it not to do. See my rant elsewhere in this thread.

      Prior to 14328, it was exactly as you described.

    28. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for the ones corrupted by Windows, that is.

    29. Re:oh crap by bluescrn · · Score: 1

      Millions of people enjoy watching 'livestreamed' football matches on their TV. I find Starcraft 2 matches to be much more entertaining. Others like FPS games.

    30. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but.... it's like rockstars. There are 100,000,000 wannabes in their parent's garage playing three shitty cords on their beat up gibson for every one Slash.

    31. Re:oh crap by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      My oldest son (age 12) loves watching game play videos on YouTube. Sometimes it's because he's seeing what others are doing on a game he plays, sometimes it's to see if he wants a certain game, and sometimes it's just "this game looks cool but mom/dad aren't getting it for me so I'll watch the videos." The only problem I have with him watching these videos is that some of the people playing them will make comments that aren't appropriate for him to hear (or for his little brother to hear). So we have a strict rule of "let dad preview the YouTube channel first." There are some gamers who keep their comments PG and who I feel comfortable letting my boys watch. (Then there are some official channels like Disney has for Disney Infinity which are pretty much always allowed.)

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    32. Re:oh crap by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Last year, more people physically traveled to a stadium to watch the League of Legends finals than did so for the College basketball finals.

      That's because League of Legends is at least somewhat interesting.

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    33. Re:oh crap by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      The same (or equivalent) people paying thousands of dollars to watch people run around with a real ball.

      OK, so where do I pay my grandstand entry fee to watch a game stream?

    34. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Windows popups is by far the most annoying.
      Streamed gaming is much like gay sex. It is very easy to opt out of and it doesn't bother me a bit if others enjoy it without my participation.
      If you have a problem with people streaming themselves playing games or with e-sports having the word "sports" in it then the problem is entirely with you.
      You have to realize that not everyone enjoys the same things you enjoy and sometimes you won't even comprehend what they find enjoyable about their hobbies.

      Windows popups on the other hand is a thing that has a real economic impact. It distracts you from your work, regardless of if you are faking data in a spreadsheet or streaming games.
      The classic FUD mantra "Linux is only free if your time has no value" starts to be relevant again, except that this time it is "Windows 10 is only free if you work has no value"

    35. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have never lost a game of progress quest! I think i could do this pro thing!

    36. Re:oh crap by tehlinux · · Score: 2

      >a walkthru video makes sense

      God that is one of my pet peeves. Having to watch a 8 minute long video of some guy that just likes to hear himself talk to get the one piece of information I need. One I could probably find in 10-20 seconds from a written walkthru...

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    37. Re:oh crap by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Disabling automatic updates is the "no". Enabling automatic updates (even automatic downloads of manual updates) turns it into a "later" button.

    38. Re:oh crap by ctishman · · Score: 4, Informative
    39. Re:oh crap by dwywit · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Same for "how do I.....?" questions about almost anything. I now append -youtube for such queries.

      I respond much better to clearly written instructions - blurry screen caps with a 3-pixel mouse DO NOT contribute to my understanding.

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    40. Re:oh crap by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      How do you get Fast Ring? It looks to be opt in. So if you opt in for the newest fastest deployment of patches and your complaint is that the patches come in too fast, that seems a user error. Pick a slower ring, and don't worry so much about updates.

    41. Re:oh crap by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      This is indeed how Windows 10 updates work. You can only delay for a few days max, then it force-installs them.

      There are a couple of ways to subvert this. You can set your Ethernet/WiFi connection to "metered", and Windows will kindly not download updates over it. You can also run your own update server if you have the pro version.

      This is one reason why I'm sticking with Windows 8.

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    42. Re: oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Focus enhancing drugs are illegal in pro sports too, athletes use them to get themselves to work out longer.

    43. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PewDiePie is a millionaire now because of Twitch and Youtube.

    44. Re: oh crap by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      I do not want to think about it. It's very depressing.

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    45. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From your link:

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      Tickets will go on sale April 7th at 10:00 AM and 10:00 PM Seattle Time, and this year’s competition will offer two ticket options. The Midweek ticket—available for $75—will grant attendance to the first four days of the event August 8th – 11th, and includes access to the opening ceremony and the All-Star match. The Finals ticket—available for $100—will grant access to the last two days of the main event, August 12th and 13th. Both ticket options can be purchased in a single order.

      As a special bonus to fans attending the event, we will be dropping unique in-game items to audience members inside of the arena. At First Blood in each individual game, 500 exclusive Attendee Treasures will drop, each containing visually-unique versions of this year’s Secret Shop Immortals. To be eligible, you must have a badge linked to a Steam account and be in the arena when First Blood occurs.

      For fans with only the Midweek ticket, we’re also providing a free large outdoor viewing area on the KeyArena grounds where you’ll be able to watch the final two days.

      You can check out the Ticketing FAQ here.

      Tickets will be available via Ticketmaster.com. We recommend that you prepare your Ticketmaster account and log in before tickets go on sale to help ensure a smooth purchasing experience. If you are unsure when tickets will go on sale in your time zone, please use this handy time zone converter.

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    46. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hip hipsters being hip. Turds like you are why I avoid Slashdot six days a week. Please shut up.

    47. Re:oh crap by ChumpusRex2003 · · Score: 2

      The other issue is that Windows 7 and 8 would install updates if you shutdown/restarted when there were updates pending installation.

      In windows 10, shutdowns are actually elided into hibernation. This means that if you turn your PC off at night or when you go out, with windows 10, you no longer get updates installed when you are not using the computer. Instead, the updates require you to actively initiate a reboot interactively - in other words, you can only install updates when you are actively using the computer.

    48. Re:oh crap by CronoCloud · · Score: 0

      I understand that streaming and youtube gaming videos are a thing, having streamed a bit and posted a few videos myself But there are FAR FAR less annoying and BETTER people than PeePeeDie out there. He's the guy that made that crappy goat game a big thing. I can't believe that some people think he and other youtubers are better "reviewers" than the classic print reviewers are.

      And I want to bring up the fact that this "streaming" thing is for the young, since you practically have to be some college kid being supported by parents to have the time to stream enough to match what the audience demands. "You've got a job and can't stream 10 hours a day every day? Get off of twitch!'

    49. Re:oh crap by mea_culpa · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Who the fuck is PAYING these folks to sit and watch them...???

      There's an interesting documentary on Netflix about this called All Work All Play. I had no idea how big this really was. It is really interesting and exciting to see.

    50. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who the fuck is PAYING these folks to sit and watch them...???

      Last year, more people physically traveled to a stadium to watch the League of Legends finals than did so for the College basketball finals.

      Think about that a bit.

      It does go some way to explaining the obesity epidemic.

    51. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because League of Legends is at least somewhat interesting.

      LoL.

    52. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Streamed gaming is much like gay sex. It is very easy to opt out of and it doesn't bother me a bit if others enjoy it without my participation.

      Oh great. Now North Carolina and Mississippi will pass a law outlawing streamed gaming!

    53. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are essentially a modern form of stand up comedian or professional athlete (depending on the kind of stream it is).

      The video games are not strictly speaking the point. It's the commentary, the community experience, the competition, etc.

    54. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please mod this bullshit down, because its simply not true.

      "The problem with internet quotes is that you cant always depend on their accuracy" -Abraham Lincoln, 1864

      ~80,000 at the NCAA final game compared to ~40,000 at your League of Legends finals. Start adding the other 62 NCAA games played in the tournament and the difference will keep sky rocketing.

    55. Re: oh crap by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Why? No seriously, why does the thought of people being interested in watching someone else master something depress you?

    56. Re:oh crap by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Watching good players play a video game is boring. Watching inept players playing a video game is fun. For a few times. Then it runs into another episode of someone begging you constantly to watch the other videos, name dropping their other twitch/youtube friends, and the same old stuff.

    57. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last year, more people physically traveled to a stadium to watch the League of Legends finals than did so for the College basketball finals.

      Think about that a bit.

      Hmm, according to Wikipedia, 71,149 attended the 2015 Championship game. According to Wikipedia, the 2016 LoL finals were held at Mercedes-Benz Arena, which has a capacity of under 20,000.

      Something ain't right here.

      Even allowing your meaning the whole tournament, Wembley Stadium isn't that big, and the other two Final Four games got over 70,000 attendance as well. I won't even guess at the regionals.

      Could you clarify?

    58. Re:oh crap by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I thought that with Windows 10 you no longer had the option of disabling automatic updates.

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    59. Re:oh crap by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      not me; I'm using root and I'm logged IN as linux.

      yeah, go figure that one out.

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    60. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least, not as well as the guys getting paid to do it.

      Pretty sure anyone can play better than DarkSyde "How do I use Rations" Phil

    61. Re:oh crap by rtb61 · · Score: 2

      Simple, it works like this. People directly communicating with people has done real damage to the marketing sites pretending to be end user focused magazines. You know the ones, bullshit reviews, crappy exaggerated stories, endlessly hyping product and on top of that selling add space on those advertisements, ads on ads. So people are comparing notes on how things actually come out, compared to those bull puckey marketing sites, pretending to be content magazines and are dropping them as they are dying, taking down their publishing houses with them.

      So the new scam is distributed marketing sites. Sites and hosts being churned and burned, replaced, again and again and again, over and over. Up crops some angry douche youtube et al gamer, earns some advertising revenue and then when numbers are up, revenue spikes and bigger marketing lies are told and then they are abandoned by the audience and have to go back to the food services industry. Rather than a handful of major sites, it is now hundreds even tens of thousands of minor sites, churned and burned over and over again. Only a few will maintain self control amid a flood of bullshitters (even they will succumb as they get older). So they are being paid by the game publishers and game developers and marketing agencies, to bullshit about how great crap games are and DLC is fantastic and early ordering is the greatest and how a shit boring game is super fantastic and VR is the best and the list goes on and on and on.

      Just as an interesting side note. As a lot of this stuff is ageist, when they hit middle age, they do not sell well any more with a younger audience and they become desperate and become targets for the big sell out. There seems to be a genuine hole in the age spread, where middle age just comes off like, dude ain't it about time you got a real job and people just end up by being turned off by them. So it seems older and younger sell better than middle aged (it's cool young dude or dudette or cool old dude or dudette but no such thing as cool middle aged anything), in that market.

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    62. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly Windows Update was written by a man....

    63. Re:oh crap by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      I can't believe that some people think he and other youtubers are better "reviewers" than the classic print reviewers are.

      Considering ~2 years ago, those classic print reviewers launched their "gamers are dead" articles, and many of them have also launched into the "but muh gender identity/omg you're all sexist/eww games are icky" BS, it's easy for a youtuber to be a better reviewer then classic print.

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    64. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except MS is in a bit of a bind.

      One of the reasons Windows is considered so insecure is because people refuse to do security updates, and this is bad for all of us not just those who get infected / hacked.

      Basically, if you keep Windows up to date you don't have these problems. And lets face it, whether it be Windows, Linux, Mac, or anything else that is on the net, you need to keep it up to date.

    65. Re:oh crap by Gussington · · Score: 1

      I'm trying to wrap my head around the concept of people not just making a little side money, but actually apparently a few making a decent living by streaming themselves playing fucking video games?!?!?

      This same argument was used for television, movies, sport, interpretive dance, chariot racing, any new entertainment at anytime anywhere in human history.
      There is nothing intrinsically special about your chosen entertainment choices, why do you think this is different?

    66. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure what setting I tweaked, but my W10 Home laptop politely places the update notice in the the notifications area but doesn't pop it up right away. So I can look at it when there's a break in the action and deal with it. Main problem is that you can schedule (within limits) when the update is applied, but NOT when it's downloaded - that happens whenever MS wants it to, causing clogged networkitis. You can't disable updates (unless you have Enterprise, and even then not completely). If you do say not-right-now, you have to schedule a time to do it; if you leave it alone it'll try some time between the next 1-5 AM. Which of course you'll forget about until you're in the middle of a huge scene at 3AM and BONK! That is, of course when serious gamers are "working."

    67. Re: oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kids os made by kids for juvenile people.

    68. Re:oh crap by networkzombie · · Score: 1

      I run my own update server, but it is almost always off. When I want updates, and after they have been tested on the masses, I check the small box that says "get updates from Microsoft." Until I manually check the box, I do not get updates. You can easily point your computer to a non-existent update server to re-create this behavior. Yes, this requires the pro version.

    69. Re:oh crap by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      There are games that are crap as games but have good story. It's far better to watch a commentary-free LetsPlay for free than to pay $60 and trudge through repetitive gameplay for the good cutscenes.

      For example, Special Forces: The Line. Crap gameplay. Awesome plot. It's much better to watch a pro beat the game than play it yourself.

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    70. Re:oh crap by stealth_finger · · Score: 0

      Uncontrollable Windows updates aside.

      Who the fuck is PAYING these folks to sit and watch them...???

      Same people that paying youtubers, fucking ads you idiot. the more people watch something (why people want to watch others playing is a different conversation) the more ads, the more ads the more money. Simple.

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    71. Re: oh crap by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      People dont pay to watch. Other companies pay to show ads to people watchng and the streamers get a share. The main reason to watch is in order to learn ways to play better yourself. Almost nobody plays KSP well who has not watched a bunch of Scott Manley videos.
      Personally for most games I prefer written guides as you can read while you play and keep synched with your progress but many prefer seeing where to look for the secret door they got frustrated looking for in Morrowind.

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    72. Re:oh crap by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yup. People devote their limited time on this planet to watching TV shows where people just sit around in a house and have inane conversations. They pay to watch people chase a small ball from one of the field to the other. Some consider it a week well spent grinding every night for some imaginary item in a game. And some consider it entertaining and worthwhile to go protest for the social justice cause of the week.

      People like different things.

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    73. Re: oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Stop liking what I don't like!"

    74. Re: oh crap by pslytely+psycho · · Score: 1

      And fortunately for us, Scott Manley's videos are quite watchable.

      Imagine if he had tried to emulate Pew-De-Pie......

      I would still be flying strait up wondering why I wasn't in orbit when the navball changed readings parameters from surface to orbit.

      (yes, I was that dumb, started in 0.13)

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    75. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe by configuring the firewall to block MS domains.

    76. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who have no job, but have parents to support them. Who have already watched ALL of Netflix and realize how crappy the networks have become.

    77. Re:oh crap by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      "There's an interesting documentary on Netflix about this called All Work All Play."

      I just checked NF and it shows no such title. Was that right?

    78. Re:oh crap by giggles778 · · Score: 1

      as of 11:57:30 on 5/5/16 EDT it is there for streaming in the US

    79. Re:oh crap by hucker75 · · Score: 1

      Check your settings, mine gives me a couple of days notice to reboot.

    80. Re:oh crap by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      those classic print reviewers launched their "gamers are dead" articles

      And if you actually READ those articles you would know they were actually about the "stereotype" of gamers being used in an "exclusionary" way. That "gamers" were more than just 15-25 year old guys with goatees, with hats on backwards, wearing their pants around their knees, playing Halo, Madden, LoL, TF2 and Starcraft.

      But know, guys like you had to get all butthurt because someone says "dudebro gamers aren't the center of the gaming universe".

    81. Re: oh crap by chasm22 · · Score: 1

      Thank God there was only one Slash. Why God was there only one SRV?

    82. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uncontrollable Windows updates aside.

      I'm trying to wrap my head around the concept of people not just making a little side money, but actually apparently a few making a decent living by streaming themselves playing fucking video games?!?!?

      I mean seriously...people are paying people to do this?

      Wow. I mean, don't get me wrong, I don't suffer anyone that making a buck any (legal) way they can, but really...someone can make up to and over 6-figures just by playing video games?

      Who the fuck is PAYING these folks to sit and watch them...???

      don't breed ... do not make copies of yourself.
      We need to move on from the fails

    83. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like The Pamphletdom in Pampletland and it is not happening, only a few stale pictures from another Era but you think it is just happening NOW.

    84. Re: oh crap by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Alienation.

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    85. Re:oh crap by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Probably one of those stream-only productions.

    86. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on the edition. Professional and up lets you disable several updating behaviors through the Group Policy Editor. Windows 10 Home users are screwed though.

    87. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For some games, a written walkthrough is easier, for others, a video helps a lot (with pictures sitting in between).

      What I find a lot more annoying is the videos showing how to change a Windows setting by editing the registry. These seem to replace written guides[1] more and more. What I hate about them:

      1. I tend to need these at work. The video is usually at least ten minutes.
      2. I can't copy/paste the name of the registry key from a video.
      3. Of course the moron is running a higher resolution than me, so the video gets scaled down and I can't read the name of the key either.

      [1] Not even a guide, I basically need three pieces of information: The name/path of the key, the type and the value.

    88. Re:oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Installing updates when you shut down your computer was introduced because of complaints that Windows always wants to reboot, unlike every other OS. Apparently someone at Microsoft decided to bring back the good old days of complaining about reboots.

    89. Re: oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, i sucked at that game. I should go watch someone playing it to see what I'm doing wrong.

    90. Re:oh crap by SirLordGodfrey · · Score: 1

      *rolls eyes*

      "Hello, fellow children!"

      Is all I hear from you - since you seem to genuinely believe that gaming has always been a "boy's club" and it's only -NOW- that it is changing.

      You're just as out of touch as those retarded identity politics swilling morons.

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    91. Re:oh crap by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Since you seem to genuinely believe that gaming has always been a "boy's club" and it's only -NOW- that it is changing.

      Not exactly. I'm old enough to remember when video games were considered "a boy thing" even though some girls played. And I'm old enough to remember the male-centric marketing, which continues to this day. And THAT is something of a problem since as I said gaming really isn't just dudebro-gamers, even less so than it was in the past.

    92. Re:oh crap by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      Advertisers are the people who pay these folks to play video games. People like to watch them and advertisers serve them adds.
      Personally I contest your assertion of legal. There are several things which are illegal in which I fully support. Things such as selling weed, or prostitution.

  2. Irony!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How long have Windows gamers been making fun of Linux?

    1. Re:Irony!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      since never.

    2. Re:Irony!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      YOU have control over cron jobs.

      MICROSOFT has control over your Windows PC. Not you.

    3. Re:Irony!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Lol, I know you're joking...

      This is just as much of a problem on Linux with cron jobs going off hourly!!!!!

      Except you have full control over access to your crontab and "Linux" will not push out update after update that change previously made settings to your system. Would that Linux were a competent gaming machine for modern games that run best on DX10/11/12 Windows boxes, I'd switch in a second. Not hating, it's just a fact.

    4. Re: Irony!!! by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 4, Informative

      Unless you're doing something retarded, chron shouldn't be interfering with anything you do. Might consume background resources depending on what you've configured, but shouldn't ever pop any surprise windows or prompts, ever.

    5. Re:Irony!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Windows sucks.

      And yes, Linux still sucks more than Windows for gaming.

      Any more useless observations to make?

    6. Re:Irony!!! by LVSlushdat · · Score: 1

      Now us Linux users are making fun of Windows users.... HA! HA! (channels Nelson Muntz)

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    7. Re:Irony!!! by Dunbal · · Score: 0

      Yeah yeah go back to Wesnoth.

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    8. Re:Irony!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Any more useless observations to make?

      Politicians suck.

    9. Re: Irony!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct

    10. Re:Irony!!! by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1

      You know, Windows didn't suck this hard in the past, even Vista that everyone loved to hate.
      I am of the opinion that this is caused by change in upper management.
      I didn't think I do ever say that I miss the monkey boy...

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    11. Re:Irony!!! by bondsbw · · Score: 2

      Eh, I agree that Windows updates didn't suck this hard in the past. It really is inexcusable.

      Windows 10 otherwise is leaps-and-bounds better than Vista, and in my opinion, it's better than 7 or 8.

      I just wish, just once, Microsoft could put out a version of something that is only better in every way and not compromised by things like the new update/reboot policy.

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    12. Re:Irony!!! by phrostie · · Score: 1

      not really.
      no.

      I have to ask, what are you running hourly with cron that chokes your bandwidth to almost zero and then reboots your computer?

    13. Re:Irony!!! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Oh, I forgot: We're assuming people who have a fucking clue about their OS.

      With Win10, even knowing everything about it doesn't allow you to take control.

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    14. Re: Irony!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Windows does a terrible job supporting Linux games. Linux runs Linux games perfectly. This is a software problem.

    15. Re:Irony!!! by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but you'd need to go out of your way to create a cron job that noticeably lags a Linux system. Number of times I've noticed cron make any discernible impact in the last ten years or so: zero. Much less reboot it.

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    16. Re:Irony!!! by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Now us Linux users are making fun of Windows users...

      We always have done, they just don't take it seriously until their game streams start to reboot.

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    17. Re:Irony!!! by cfalcon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Linux is great for gaming. It runs Linux games without issue, and even many Windows games.

      Windows is terrible for gaming: it only runs Windows games.

      What you mean to say goes something like "It sure is unfortunate that developers don't build Linux versions of their games. I guess game developers suck at Linux!"

    18. Re:Irony!!! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      And yes, Linux still sucks more than Windows for gaming.

      No it doesn't, not any more. Linux won't ruin your game by popping up a window and forcing you to do updates. You can't say that about Windows.

    19. Re:Irony!!! by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      I take it you don't use software RAID? Monthly resyncs (or every few weeks on systems you turn off at night) will significantly reduce your storage system performance for a few hours on a decent workstation-class machine or server.

      Obviously it's still nowhere near as annoying as what Windows 10 routinely does. I'm just pointing out that Linux isn't magically immune to system maintenance tasks that consume significant resources.

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    20. Re:Irony!!! by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2

      I just wish, just once, Microsoft could put out a version of something that is only better in every way and not compromised by things like the new update/reboot policy.

      I feel the same way. We were holding off on buying some new machines until Windows 10 came out, because we had no interest in the touch screen focus of 8 and, somewhat, 8.1. We were really hoping 10 would be the better every-other-release version that fixed that but kept the various minor technical improvements. In reality, the privacy and lack of control with Windows 10 mean we can't install it on any work machine (instant compliance violations on several counts) and we won't install it at home (because I value my privacy and I like to control my own PC, thanks). That's too bad, because other than those deal breakers, it does seem to have a few modest but useful improvements.

      Personally, I'm expecting to see a lot of Schadenfreude on the one year anniversary when, as now seems inevitable, Microsoft's senior management have to concede that they haven't been able to convert most Windows 7 users to 10 despite literally giving it away and actively trying to trick many customers into installing it. They had their shot chasing the cloud, but the strategy failed, and it's time for Nadella and Myerson to let someone with a different vision take over.

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    21. Re:Irony!!! by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      Agree it's better overall, another update/reboot policy that puzzles me: there's an update that's ready and 'requires a restart', yet if you power down, and start up again, it's still waiting in the queue, and you have to do a 'Restart' in order to load it. Whaaa?!

    22. Re:Irony!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft does not have control over my PC.

      Remember the old security adage about any attacker with physical access to a system has compromised it? Yeah, I'm the one with physical access, and Microsoft is not. There are things I can do to the machine that they can't defeat. And if they don't have full control, they don't have any meaningful control at all.

      The same goes for "walled garden" systems like the iPhone.

      'Tis the nature of the beast. Stop being n00bs about this security stuff. Everything is still fully within the realm of possibility, including taking your proverbial ball and going to your proverbial home.

    23. Re:Irony!!! by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you're hurting for some flash loving.

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    24. Re:Irony!!! by cas2000 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Wesnoth? I suppose I could play that. Or one of the many other free games that are worth playing.

      Or I could play one of the thousands of linux native games available on steam (4321 games according to http://store.steampowered.com/...) or gog or from humble bundles etc.

      Many or most of those 4000+ games are probably crap, but the same is true for Windows games. 90% of everything is crap (according to Ted Sturgeon's famously pollyannaish adage).

      Or I could play one of the thousands more windows games that work in WINE.

      10+ years ago, I used to play games exclusively with WINE on Linux. Several years later, I built a Win7 box to play the games I purchased that wouldn't run (or ran badly) on WINE (most of which run perfectly on wine now).

      In a year or two, I expect I'll be dumping the Win7 box and switching to exclusively playing Linux native games + WINE for the handful of windows-only games that i actually care about. I have more games in my steam account (on both Windows and Linux) than I have time to play...I don't feel that there's any lack of games available.

      I certainly won't be running Windows 10, because my computers belong to me, not to Microsoft. And I have no wish to become Microsoft's product to be sold to advertisers and other spies.

      (and, yes, I have removed/disabled/firewalled their spyware from Win7 - whatever it takes)

    25. Re:Irony!!! by Gussington · · Score: 1

      Linux won't ruin your game by popping up a window and forcing you to do updates. You can't say that about Windows.

      Unless you disable automatic updates, which kind of makes sense right?
      It's a bit rich to enable automatic updates, then complain when your PC is updated automatically...

    26. Re:Irony!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I run systemd you insensitive clod!

    27. Re:Irony!!! by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      Yeah yeah go back to Wesnoth.

      more like borderlands (2 because presequal is a shittier game on any system) civilization, bioshock, witcher, minecraft

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    28. Re:Irony!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More of the games that aren't crap are available for and work better on Windows. Game Over, fanboi.

    29. Re:Irony!!! by cas2000 · · Score: 1

      you know, some things are ever-so-slighly more important than playing the latest COD clone.

      privacy for one. computing autonomy for another.

      now toddle off and be a happy little product on a shelf.

    30. Re:Irony!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL! Yeah right

    31. Re:Irony!!! by giggles778 · · Score: 1

      i still support a vista system..... the user absolutely refuses to go to windows 7 or anything else. windows vista or nothing. he's been through about a set of hardware (cpu usually blowing smoke) at least once a year since xp. i finally built him a system that could only die if he sealed it up and only had a license for vista at the time to install it..... 6 years later it's still running... i think he finally laid off the porn sites

    32. Re: Irony!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? They still haven't ported TuxRacer to Linux?

    33. Re:Irony!!! by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      Personally I tend to stick with hardware raid when possible.

  3. English translation? by awkScooby · · Score: 5, Interesting

    After deciding to advertise during the weather by attempting to automatically install midway through a forecast, Windows 10 is starting to wreak havoc with gamers.

    ????

    1. Re:English translation? by QuietLagoon · · Score: 5, Informative

      Windows 10 interrupts a live on-air weather forecast. http://betanews.com/2016/04/27...

    2. Re:English translation? by sbrown7792 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Topical reference with no link. Here's what they were referring to.

    3. Re:English translation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Win10 upgrade notice popped up in the middle of a TV weather forecast last week. link

    4. Re:English translation? by Compuser · · Score: 1

      After deciding to advertise during the weather segment on TV (by attempting to automatically install midway through a forecast), Windows 10 is now starting to wreak havoc with gamers.

    5. Re:English translation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what happens if Windows decides to update during an e-sports tournament, ideally during the final with a $$$$$$ prize?

    6. Re:English translation? by donaldm · · Score: 1

      It's not just attempting to install an update it is completely displaying that information over what you were currently doing that is the annoyance.

      I have never seen any Linux distribution have a full screen popup that does what MS Windows does. When one or more updates are available for a Linux distribution I would normally get a tiny popup which just informs me that updates are available and it would disappear in a few seconds. At no stage would this popup actually interfere with what I was currently doing.

      Even if I had automatic updates set to "on" I would only get a tiny popup saying that the updates are installing and unless I had a really low power PC the updates would not even interfere with what I was currently doing. This has been the case with most Linux distributions since the 1990's.

      If I was running a full screen application most information popups don't even appear although a sound may occur if I have configured for this. Normally a status icon on the task bar shows up to indicate that updates are available or have been installed and you would only be aware of this if you actually look at the task bar.

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    7. Re:English translation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That would be an awesome thing to see happen. If they can prove monetary damages, they'd have standing to sue Microsoft over the forced and non-user-controllable behavior of Windows 10.

    8. Re:English translation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've never really been a Microsoft Windows user then, I guess. Since probably Microsoft Windows v2.0 its window manager regularly pops dialog windows (from what are supposed to be background/minimized applications) in front of the currently active application. Many times I've been transcribing something and heard my PC start making the "bonk" noise because a dialog has popped and the keys I've been typing, luckily, haven't yet matched any of the shortcut keys on the dialog buttons. Unfortunately I'm not always so lucky and have experienced the occasional "wtf? why are you rebooting?" moments.

    9. Re:English translation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you must have missed the earlier report of this happening on live tv somewhere.

  4. most powerful windows yet - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's Windows 10, great new OS with improved abilities, able to annoy users even before it is installed.

  5. windows has the time sense of a three-year old by Pseudonymous+Powers · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Hello, user. Windows here. Listen, I really need to shut down to update myself. Would you like me to do that immediately? Or would you like to be reminded again in four hours?"

    "Remind me again in four hours."

    "Gotcha, see you in four hours."

    [Ten minutes later.]

    "Hello, user. Windows here. Listen, I really need to shut down to update myself. Would you like me to do that immediately? Or would you like to be reminded again in four hours?"

    1. Re:windows has the time sense of a three-year old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugh, I think I just read an OS-Tan....

      For users who need it though (Need Admin access to perform) Shamelessly pulled from ghacks.net:
      Open regedit.

      Navigate to the "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\WindowsUpdate\Auto Update" key.

      Locate the ForcedReboot DWORD in that key (or create it if it does not exist) and set it to 0.

      Should be the first thing any serious gamer does when setting up a new Windows system. Although, you will need to reboot the system manually to apply updates once that DWORD is set to zero. It's a small price to pay to avoid the issues seen in the article.

    2. Re:windows has the time sense of a three-year old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because Microsoft Minutes are like NFL Minutes - infinitely variable in actual wall time. Like the file copy that says 30 seconds remaining but will take anywhere from 10 seconds to 10 minutes for actual completion. Windows actually thought those 10 minutes were 4 hours. But try doing a backup of that game directory and see how long it takes.

    3. Re:windows has the time sense of a three-year old by stealth_finger · · Score: 2

      "Hello, user. Windows here. Listen, I really need to shut down to update myself. Would you like me to do that immediately? Or would you like to be reminded again in four hours?"

      "Remind me again in four hours."

      "Gotcha, see you in four hours."

      [Ten minutes later.]

      "Hello, user. Windows here. Listen, I really need to shut down to update myself. Would you like me to do that immediately? Or would you like to be reminded again in four hours?"

      Mine's doing that at the mo, what happened to remind me tomorrow? Anyway it's a work pc and I have no admin so the updates fail to install anyway.

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  6. Time for a new gaming OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the OS thinks that updating is more important than the program that's running on the foreground...
    Holy mother of god!! If anything, if any other OS can just sweep up the win crap "features" into it
    gamers around the world won't have to suffer this fate again...

    1. Re:Time for a new gaming OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hint: SteamOS/Linux.... It is a thing you know...

    2. Re:Time for a new gaming OS by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      If your job is playing video games on Windows, one would presume you'd learn the step of manually updating before starting an important paid stream.

    3. Re:Time for a new gaming OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's easy to blame Microsoft, but really the problem here exists between the keyboard and chair. If you don't want automatic updates, just turn it off.

    4. Re: Time for a new gaming OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He did. But you need to get hacky because Microsoft keeps changing what you have to do.

    5. Re:Time for a new gaming OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or just run the two reg keys people have availible on countless sites to disable the windows 10 upgrade.

    6. Re:Time for a new gaming OS by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      When you turn it off, you also have to stop updating, or re-turn it off on every update.

      The point wasn't how to do it, or how hard it is to do it, but that someone paid to do it should have done it.

      This guy's complaints are the same as if a plumber comes out and is missing a tool. He blames Home Depot for selling a toolkit set that didn't include it. I don't care about your excuses. It's your job. If you aren't an effective plumber if you can't keep your tool inventory, then it doesn't matter if logistics is unrelated to pipes, it's a required part of the job of plumbing.

      This professional gamer doesn't know how to work his computer. Race car drivers are all "experts" in tires, suspension and engine. You have to be to work out the details of race driving. So a gamer who doesn't know how to work his gaming rig is as good at his job as a race driver that doesn't know the difference between slicks and rain tires.

      This idiot announced "look how big an idiot I am!" and is looking for more publicity for it. And Slashdot is giving it to him.

    7. Re:Time for a new gaming OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you a Microsoft stooge? You're certainly a pompous ass. If Microsoft fundamentally and callously changes the way its shitty product has behaved for years, how could anyone expect this nasty intrusion? You can bet he's learned something though - not to ever trust Microsoft again, I suspect. I learned that lesson many years ago.

      "one would presume" - you utter utter dolt!

  7. Yea Microsoft... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    ... pissing off its customer base, one customer at a time.

    1. Re: Yea Microsoft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll be back

  8. Why are people using animated GIFs?! by roninmagus · · Score: 4, Informative

    if it's a video, use something made for video. Here's a youtube link to the event. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    1. Re:Why are people using animated GIFs?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There's a special corner of hell reserved for the idiots who post aniGIFs of videos.

    2. Re:Why are people using animated GIFs?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't look staged at all. /s

    3. Re:Why are people using animated GIFs?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because then they don't have to deal with a 3rd party video site that injects ads into your videos and could take it down due to having a copyrighted game playing in the background. The real question is its 2016, Why can't browsers let you scroll through a GIF animation like you can with a movie? Why does it still seem like browsers play GIFs in the background when they're no longer on the screen?

  9. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why would being a gamer mean that you would actually be any good at administering a computer?

    Most people in the office use computers all day, and still had no idea that you can Ctrl-C to copy selected text.

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  10. Simple question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why isn't there more mainstream backlash against Windows 10? Despite plenty of reasons to say that Windows 10 sucks, most of the criticism seems to be from nerds. Even gamers like the one in the summary are nerds. Microsoft is doing lots of unsavory things, and I can't fathom why they're not facing far more widespread criticism over it. Microsoft might have to backpedal if they media reported more on their widespread Windows 10 gaffes. Why isn't this happening?

    1. Re:Simple question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the real "nerds" like Win10?

    2. Re:Simple question by poison1701 · · Score: 2

      Because the simple fact of the matter is it isn't a terrible OS in the eyes of the average consumer. It mostly performs as advertised and is a "free" upgrade. Think about the reasons there was backlash against some of Microsoft's other recent OS busts - Windows ME-Unstable as hell, Windows Vista - slow as a dog, annoying UAC prompts, and lack of driver support. These are all things that most people can see and experience. Unfortunately, being spyed on by media companies is turning into an average daily experience.

    3. Re:Simple question by mrchaotica · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why isn't there more mainstream backlash against Windows 10?

      It's gonna have to wait at least until Windows 10 kills somebody (say, by shutting down their hospital life support to install updates) for that to happen, and probably not even then.

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    4. Re: Simple question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. A lot of people really don't want Windows 10, including most nerds I know. What's remarkable is that Microsoft isn't being sued for these tactics.

    5. Re:Simple question by scdeimos · · Score: 1

      Why isn't there more mainstream backlash against Windows 10?

      It's gonna have to wait at least until Windows 10 kills somebody (say, by shutting down their hospital life support to install updates) for that to happen, and probably not even then.

      Luckily that's never going to happen. Most computer-based hospital equipment is either running Windows XP or, heaven forbid, Windows CE. Neither of those OSes qualify for the free upgrade.

    6. Re:Simple question by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      Pushy updates in general are just mainstream.

      Just yesterday, I had a problem with FileZilla automatically downloading an update into my Downloads folder and happily popping up a dialog box asking me to install it. The trouble is, since forever I've set the setting "Check for FileZilla updates automatically" to "Never". When I checked my Downloads folder (which I otherwise never use), there were 6 different versions of the updater in the folder. Apparently, the software will check for and download updates anyway, even if it won't automatically install them.

      I'm glad Microsoft is taking at least some flak, but it's an industry-wide problem. MS certainly won't bow to pressure if nobody else has to.

  11. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by arbiter1 · · Score: 1

    I guess knowing how to google is a very hard skill to learn.

  12. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why would being a gamer mean that you would actually be any good at administering a computer?

    Why would being good at administrating a computer mean that you could disable Windows 10 -related updates?

  13. Re:What the hell is 'Pro Gaming'? by hesiod · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why are we allowing Video Gaming to become a spectator sport?

    Why do you think you should have a say in "allowing" something to become a "spectator sport"? It affects you in almost no way whatsoever. If you don't like it, don't watch it. Other people do like watching it, so let them spend their time and money on what they enjoy. I think it's idiotic, but idiots will do what idiots do.

  14. Even worse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PC: "Hi, Windows here, I need to update. Do you want that now or in 15 minutes?"

    Me: "Not now!"

    After 15 minutes:

    PC: "Shutting down without any further warning or chance to save your work, hahaha!"

    Me: "Aaaarghhhghhh!"

    1. Re:Even worse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well.. in all fairness, you had 15 minutes to save your work and prepare.

    2. Re:Even worse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3

      PC: "Hi, Windows here, I'm so glad you decided to shut down your laptop, because now I can install those updates that I downloaded and didn't feel were worth the trouble of asking you about earlier! It'll only take about 15-20 minutes!"

      My friend: "But I want to put my laptop away so I can leave now?"

      Me: (Really, he should at least use Hibernate instead of insisting on shut down every time.)

    3. Re:Even worse! by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      I have never had Hibernate working in a reliable way, but with an SSD in my laptop I don't even need Hibernate since the boot time is quick enough.

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    4. Re:Even worse! by Ken+D · · Score: 1

      a fast boot does not replace resuming from exactly where you left off.

    5. Re:Even worse! by Pseudonymous+Powers · · Score: 1

      PC: "Hi, Windows here, I'm so glad you decided to shut down your laptop, because now I can install those updates that I downloaded and didn't feel were worth the trouble of asking you about earlier! It'll only take about 15-20 minutes!"

      My friend: "But I want to put my laptop away so I can leave now?"

      Windows: Just for that, it's going to take an additional ten minutes. Don't bother me while I'm juggling these knives, or I'll kill myself and scrawl a note blaming you for it in my own blood. Even if your professional reputation survives that, I'm guessing it won't survive losing whatever you've been working on on this laptop all week. Now shut up and go look morosely out the window at the ever-worsening traffic.

    6. Re:Even worse! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Only that Windows somehow knows when you leave the chair to take a big dump, do your laundry or are otherwise afk for longer than the few minutes grace period it offers you.

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    7. Re:Even worse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't use hibernate when shutting down is an option.
      When I use hibernate/suspend it is because I'm traveling, have to interrupt what I am doing and want to be able to resume where I was.

      Unfortunately I don't use my laptop that much when I'm not traveling. I usually just boot it up before I am going to make sure that I have everything I need on it.
      This typically means that when I shut it down to take it with me windows goes into its "Installing update 1/114, do not disconnect from power" mode.
      Clearly I am not part of their target audience.

    8. Re:Even worse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why everyone at work installs and reboots to complete the Windows updates during the day rather than carrying on working. To make sure the entire process is on company time and doesn't stop you leaving.
      Basically productivity drops by 50% one day per month (the updates also play havoc with the network).
      Meanwhile my home Linux Mint desktop (5 years older than my work PC) updates the o/s and all applications in a few minutes and if necessary reboots in about minute at time of my choosing.

    9. Re:Even worse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every time I put my machine (laptop) into hibernate it takes twice as long to wake back up, and it always seems to do weird stuff upon resume. Or it just dies during hibernation and I get to play "startup repair" for 15 minutes before getting to use Windows again.

    10. Re:Even worse! by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      You are assuming that others want to resume from exactly where they left off.
      For me that is very rare.

  15. Re: Incorrect hit piece by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The fact that it's really hard to disable things like updates from popping up in the middle of a forecast shows that Microsoft has taken way too much control away from users. Although this might be a reasonable default setting, things like updates and telemetry should still be under the control of users. While users technically have a choice about whether to update, the "update later" button causing installation to automatically begin later is deceptive. This is inexcusable.

  16. Winblows RealGud Edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'll have to pry 7 from our cold dead hands Microsoft.

    1. Re:Winblows RealGud Edition by kuzb · · Score: 1

      I remember when people said that about XP. Yet, here we all are.

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    2. Re: Winblows RealGud Edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft actually gave us a reasonable OS to upgrade to. Windows 7 is actually a really solid OS. Even Windows 8/8.1 isn't that bad. With Vista, Microsoft screwed up, faced backlash, and had to roll back many things. There's no indication they will reverse course on Windows 10. If anything they'll become more aggressive.

    3. Re:Winblows RealGud Edition by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      That was when Vista came out.

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    4. Re: Winblows RealGud Edition by kuzb · · Score: 1

      Obviously you don't remember what happened very well if you think what they gave us was seen as reasonable at the time.

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    5. Re:Winblows RealGud Edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember when people said that about XP. Yet, here we all are.

      Where is "here"? At least half of my users are still on XP.

    6. Re:Winblows RealGud Edition by CimmerianX · · Score: 1

      I still have in house machines on XP. No need for patching if they don't talk outbound to the public net.

    7. Re:Winblows RealGud Edition by nukenerd · · Score: 2

      I remember when people said that about XP. Yet, here we all are.

      Yes, here I am with XP still in a VM. I boot it up when those Indian guys phone me to tell me I have a virus and let them play with it for half an hour.

  17. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by sinij · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why would being a gamer mean that you would actually be any good at administering a computer?

    Kids these days, real gamers used to know how to free 640K better than anyone else.

  18. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 2

    I guess knowing how to google is a very hard skill to learn.

    I can offer only one datapoint that suggests that it may, indeed, be out of reach for many:
    http://lmgtfy.com/

  19. User's fault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Unlike Linux, where its elitist pricks tell users to RTFM, us Windows users are superior. We just blame the user for being a fucking retard and not selecting the clearly defined "Don't update to Windows 10" option that's not there, and when they manage to hack the registry to disable the update, Microsoft just reverts the setting anyway!

    Windows > Linux

    1. Re:User's fault. by advocate_one · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting until after the end of July and reports of the automatic download and 'upgrade' stopping before booting up either of my two windows machines... one, my laptop, is running 8.1 with a 3rd party shell... the other is running win7 pro...

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    2. Re: User's fault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think that's a good choice. Because Microsoft is so intent on pushing Windows 10, I expect they will simply add another limited time only free upgrade.

    3. Re:User's fault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could take a few minutes to read the actual description of the update, the one available by clicking the 'More Info' or whatever the link says in Windows Update, and filter and hide the ones that are upgrade-related.

      That way, you could, you know, USE your computer right now...

      *Captcha: Blamer

    4. Re:User's fault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That only works in Windows before 10. MS provides no information about what's in its "cumulative update" whenever it's distributed. "More Info" simply says it's to improve your experience or something like that. Yes, if you know where to look on Technet, you can find out what security updates are floating around after a Patch Tuesday, and which of those are for Windows 10 (usually, almost all of them) as well as other versions, but you generally want those anyway. It's the NON-security stuff that causes problems (like buggered device drivers) and no information is provided about that. In Win10, it's not possible to filter and hide individual updates; they come in a package that you must accept in its entirety, then if something causes a problem you can temporarily roll it back (maybe, if you're lucky and familiar with accessing and using Safe Mode). While I haven't had major issues with Win10 so far in a fairly basic laptop (knock on wood-patterned plastic), the new MS updating procedure doesn't leave me with a Good Feeling about how long that'll continue.

      It's NOT the User's Fault with Win10 if an update bricks the device. There's little the user can do to trigger or mitigate that.

  20. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    It randomly turns itself back on with other updates.

  21. Cool story grampa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    kids these days eh?

    Always getting on your lawn & stuff.

    1. Re:Cool story grampa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      kids these days eh?

      Pretty much, actually.

      Your average "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" screaming "esports" fan is a bloody scrub; incapable of learning their class or even the most basic strategy. These kids can't hack it in today's easymode atmosphere; their souls would be shattered by something old school like the original SMB; and instead they opt to cover themselves in cheeto dust and froth over YouTube and Twitch "celebrities".

  22. Re:What the hell is 'Pro Gaming'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I'll bet your shit doesn't stink, does it?

  23. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The problem is not computer literacy but a lack of control over Windows Update in Windows 10. While earlier versions had options like "Check for updates but let me choose whether to download and install them" and "Download updates but let me chose whether to install them" Windows 10 has no such options. Windows 10 just downloads and installs the updates at a set time (3:00am).

    As for turning off Win 10 crapware, Windows Update isn't really crapware but an essential feature to get security updates. Turning it off would not be a good idea.

    This is the issue with Windows Update in Windows 10, your options are to turn it off entirely and get no security updates, or let it do whatever you want. If you don't want a particular update there's not much you can do. If you uninstall it Windows 10 update will just reinstall it. You can use the tool to defer a particular update (which is a separate download and doesn't come with Windows 10), but the update will still get installed when a newer version comes out.

    You basically have no control.

  24. How would this be captured on streaming? by SailorSpork · · Score: 1

    I'm totally guessing here, but I would assume this was able to be captured because he has a separate machine for gaming vs. streaming so that the streaming software would not take CPU cycles from the game. It could also mean that when he said he "turned everything off," he did so for the streaming PC, but maybe not the gaming PC.

    Part of me wants to say it's his own damn fault, thought who knows, Windows seems to have no problem changing its own settings after updates.

    1. Re:How would this be captured on streaming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the only reliable way of putting an end to the pestering is to allow it to upgrade and then reject the EULA, upon which it will revert the update and leave you alone.

    2. Re:How would this be captured on streaming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, the windows update screen shown is actually just normal application that goes fullscreen. You can alt-tab and do other stuff while it is running, and it doesn't close other applications until the reboot.

    3. Re:How would this be captured on streaming? by Phreakiture · · Score: 1

      I think there may even be streaming appliance out there that connect to between your PC and monitors. I haven't looked into it much (not really interested) but it came up in the webcomic Between Failures recently.

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  25. hah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows is actually doing us a favour in this case by shitting on another counterstrike tryhard.

  26. My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by pezpunk · · Score: 5, Interesting

    on my wife's laptop, it had been asking her for months if she wanted to upgrade to Windows 10, and she kept clicking no thanks. Well, last week it tried a new tactic -- it said "do you want to upgrade to Windows 10 now, or later?" she picked "later" (meaning never), but the thing dutifully upgraded to Windows 10 once she walked away! i guess it figured it was "later" and had her permission. (and yes of course she fucking hates it, it adds nothing of value!)

    nasty trick, Microsoft!

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    1. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      GWX Control Panel FTW.

      http://ultimateoutsider.com/downloads/

      You know your product sucks when other people create and distribute code to prevent your product from succeeding. Tobacco vendors get more love.

    2. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by sdguero · · Score: 0

      Don't knock it before you get used to it. Obivously there is the privacy intrusion etc, and I resisted for a while but now prefer windows 10 over windows 7. Probably my favorite upgrade is the way it handles remote desktop sessions (I do a lot of them for work), especially the window auto-scaling feature.

    3. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by Snotnose · · Score: 2

      The way it got me was it popped up the "pssst. wanna update to Win10?" when the signal from my brain to click was travelling to my finger. It started updating before I figured out what happened.

      I want my Win8 back, Win10 has nothing major wrong with it, just a bunch of minor things that add up to a real PITA. Updating/rebooting when my laptop is closed is at the top of the list, pisses me off everytime I open the laptop in the morning and find out all my programs are closed.

    4. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by omnichad · · Score: 2

      do you want to upgrade to Windows 10 now, or later

      reminds me of that great Bugs & Daffy cartoon quote:

      Bugs Bunny: Would you like to shoot me now or wait till you get home?
      Daffy Duck: Shoot him now! Shoot him now!
      Bugs Bunny: You keep outta this! He doesn't have to shoot you now!
      Daffy Duck: He does so have to shoot me now!
      [to Elmer]
      Daffy Duck: I demand that you shoot me now!
      [Elmer shoots him.]

    5. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by Pitawg · · Score: 1

      I do not care that you want people walking by to give you pointers on the comode. I SHUT my bathroom door, still. I will knock your ignorant stance on privacy, no matter how many viewers you have to your bodily maint cycle.

    6. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 2

      MS finally got me to run MacOS for work and Linux at home on the desktop.

      Took them forever to break Windows this badly.

    7. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by Ender_Stonebender · · Score: 0

      The version I'm getting explicit states "Upgrade Tonight" rather than simply "Upgrade Later". You can see a screenshot here. They don't make it obvious but you can just close it with the X in the upper right corner and it doesn't upgrade; there's no "Don't upgrade ever" button. It's only a slightly dirty trick on MS's part - you need to train your wife to read better before clicking on things....and yes I know difficult of a problem that is, I'm married, too.

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    8. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by sdguero · · Score: 1

      All I'm saying is that there are new features in win10 vs win7 (other than the privacy concerns) and I like some of them. Dunno what that has to do with a weird fetish analogy about making people watch you take a dump. If you are that worried about your activity being tracked, don't use windows.

    9. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obivously there is the privacy intrusion etc, and I resisted for a while but now prefer windows 10 over windows 7.

      The privacy intrusion thing is nonsense. Your Android phone / iPhone has just as much telemetry as W10 and has much more personal access to you since it knows where you are every second of the day.

      However W10 was released after MS laid off all their testers. Think about it. ...tick...tick...tick...

    10. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm still not used to it, and never will be. My box is constantly auto-patching itself for some Microsoft-induced reason. It tells me it's time to patch by disabling its network connection - if I want to do anything, I need to reboot. It has Microsoft-only areas on the disk: I don't have permission to view into the jobs or delete the advertising demons.

      Plus, it still suffers from the schizophrenic dual UI that is Metro vs Windows. On my tablet, Metro sucks ever so slightly less than it does on a desktop, where it sucks utterly. The only bright spot with Metro on Windows 10 is that it sucks just a tiny bit less than it did on Windows 8, which is like saying "the view from my prison cell is better than the view from my Ebola isolation ward window."

    11. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by pezpunk · · Score: 1

      my wife can read just fine, and she doesn't need "training". she is a person, not a pet.

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    12. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by laxguy · · Score: 1

      Yes, this! This is what most people have done when they saying Microsoft magically updated their machine with out asking permission. I know because I was a victim of the same thing, when you click "Later" which is your only other option (unless you X out) Microsoft schedules a date for the upgrade without telling you and unless you catch it before hand, you'll come home one day to a Win10 machine.

    13. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by Pitawg · · Score: 1

      I hear you. I just do not like seeing greater entertainment nor easier work being pushed by peers as if they overcome one's own principles. I hope I never "get used to it". thanks.

    14. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by vux984 · · Score: 1

      on my wife's laptop, it had been asking her for months if she wanted to upgrade to Windows 10

      Ok, here's the thing, at some point in the past your wife or some other user had clicked, "yes, I want to upgrade/reserve my copy etc". THAT was when the upgrade process was "comitted"

      Everything after that was basically, "you've told me to upgrade, ill do what i can in the background, and when I'm ready, we finsih committing it."

      This is exactly like doing a manual windows update where, you ticked off the update, clicked update, and then it downloads the update and it asks do you want to restart to complete the install now or in 5 minutes or 2 hours? Its too late to decide you didn't want to install the update... you already committed to it.

      "I changed my mind, don't install that update is not an option" -- you've got this update in progress, you're committed, you've got to finish it. Perhaps there should be a "hey I changed my mind, lets not install this update after all" but there isn't. Fortunately you can uninstall the windows update afterwards though.

      The win10 upgrade is, for better or for worse, treated pretty much the exactly same as these other windows 7 updates. Once you've started it, its committed to do it. And like all the other win7 updates, you can uninstall it and restore back to before you upgraded. (I.e. restore back to win 7)

      The point is it's not "forcing people to upgrade". Its forcing the completion of the upgrade that was previously requested; same as it eventually does for any update.

      And for what its worth, windows 10 is fine. A bunch of the setup defaults are bad; telemetry is a concern (i use a tool to block it); start menu live tiles i turn off and unpin, cortana gets disabled... and then really... i like it just fine. But that's me... if you want to keep 7, do so... but if you've 'reserved your windows 10 upgrade' and it wants to complete it, pick a convenient time, get it over with and then restore previous version of windows. Or eventually it will "force" the completion of the upgrade you requested; same as any other update.

    15. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Don't knock it before you get used to it. Obivously there is the privacy intrusion etc, and I resisted for a while but now prefer windows 10 over windows 7. Probably my favorite upgrade is the way it handles remote desktop sessions (I do a lot of them for work), especially the window auto-scaling feature.

      Hmm. Windows Remote Desktop Client for OS X does that, too.

      Jus' Sayin'...

    16. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you revert it? For 30 days after the downgrade it keeps the old Windows folder intact and you can easily revert back to your previous version. If you don't still have the old Windows folder on your C drive, then you'll need to do a clean install, but your Windows license key will still work, you just need to find your Windows 8 install media. Then once you are back on the old version of Windows install one of those tools that blocks the Windows 10 update crap.

    17. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blue screen of death, reboots repeatedly and doesn't let me enter repair. Yeah, don't knock it. I had to install fucking LINUX to get rid of it.

    18. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THIS, they finally got me...good job MSFT, I've been running linux a few hours a week...you finally convinced me to go all the way....good job, well done.

    19. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      It's weird. My wife upgraded months ago on her laptap because she got a few notices and finally clicked "accept".

      I, on the other hand, received only 1 pop-up notice and haven't seen anything since. I have an icon in the task bar but no more pop-ups.

      Go figure.

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    20. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft are the reasons I have:
      installed Linux full-time
      stopped playing several games
      learned 3 new programming languages.

      Thanks Microsoft. Made me more productive!

    21. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Supposedly if you revert, it'll stop nagging you, so that's worth a try if you don't want to rely on third party tools that Microsoft might want to prevent from working at some point...

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    22. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before I started programming professionally I got training and I'm not a pet... Not entirely sure what you're on about here.

    23. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Presumably "Upgrade Tonight" is a fairly recent change. I've never encountered or heard of it saying that before. Glad they took a step back from being outright deceptive.

    24. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 7 user here. I have never once seen a windows 10 upgrade prompt. This for a very simple reason: I install critical updates only. I have all the others turned off.

      Some problems have simple solutions.

    25. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      But she is making those growling noises at her laptop!

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    26. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      The win10 upgrade is, for better or for worse, treated pretty much the exactly same as these other windows 7 updates. Once you've started it, its committed to do it.

      No. Absolutely not. This is the only update Microsoft has ever produced where you agree to do the install one day, while running Windows Update, and then the install happens on another day in the far far future because it was scheduled to do so, and not because it failed and was repeated later.

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    27. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my wife can read just fine, and she doesn't need "training". she is a person, not a pet.

      Quick get all those kids out of school! They aren't pets and don't need training!

    28. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by vux984 · · Score: 1

      No. Absolutely not. This is the only update Microsoft has ever produced where you agree to do the install one day, while running Windows Update, and then the install happens on another day in the far far future because it was scheduled to do so...

      Said someone whose never been on really slow / spotty / rural internet. Where, yeah, getting a 600MB+ service pack runs days to weeks.

    29. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by Pitawg · · Score: 1

      I just want to know what the big feature is in Windows 10 that you believe should convince me to allow potentially thousands of people, from CEO's and their pals down to support reps making minimum and their friends, to have the ability to see everything that crosses my computer, that can be seen by my computer's input peripherals on command, and collect said information for as long as they wish, all using my paid for bandwidth and electricity, along with the wear and tear of these additional undesired tasks on my paid for hardware?

      I find it hard to believe there is such a thing. I would have asked if you were around here pushing the benefits of the Sony Root Kit, but your ID looks high enough to either rule that out from young age, or was just recently new after being banned as a troll.

      Privacy is to be protected like a trademark, or you lose the usage of the defense. Choosing a glass house means one cannot successfully sue snoops and perverts in my experience. I will keep my options open.

    30. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft is, not Microsoft are. You fucking muppet.

    31. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's not, did you not just read his post?

    32. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Oh no you don't, not this time buster! Take me home and shoot me!"

    33. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by nnull · · Score: 1

      It's even funnier seeing industrial 'critical' machines running Windows 7 and the Windows 10 upgrade pops up all the time, covering certain commands for the machine. It's quite humorous. My latest run in with that was a Makino CNC machine running Windows 7 and having that popup constantly. One mistake and you have a worthless million dollar machine.

    34. Re: My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your fault for not disabling update and installing linux.

    35. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have a month after upgrading to go back, check out "Reset this PC".

    36. Re:My favorite dirty Windows 10 trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have this work i pad that keeps bothering me with TWO screen controlling update prompts that you can't ignore. At least with Windows, you get to control if that happens. I haven't seen a way to turn off this automatic prompt yet -- my company has specifically said not to update since it screws up their app.

  27. So is there a way to disable it? by DiSKiLLeR · · Score: 1

    So is there a way to disable it?

    I have Pro so I used the group policy to let me choose whether I want to install updates and when to install them.

    But the huge fullscreen nag screen that takes over your entire windows session and cannot be dismissed still pops up.

    There *has* to be a way to disable this, or you're going to start seeing these nag screens appearing on more news/weather broadcasts/internet streams/airport displays/etc worldwide as windows 10 continues to roll out.

    Fuck, imagine getting it on an ATM.

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    1. Re:So is there a way to disable it? by ITRambo · · Score: 4, Informative

      You can install GWX Control Panel and set it to remove all Windows 10 items. Then turn on monitoring, in the program, so that when Microsoft tries to get around your wishes, you'll get a notification of it.

    2. Re:So is there a way to disable it? by zero_out · · Score: 1

      I've never seen one of these nag screens on my Win7 machines. In the office, I use Win7 Pro in a managed domain. At home, I use Win7 Pro with no domain. I never did anything consciously to prevent it. I may have done something, like disable automatic updates, which had a pleasant side effect of preventing these nag screens. Does anyone know why I'm one of the lucky few who has never been prompted to update?

    3. Re:So is there a way to disable it? by markzip · · Score: 5, Informative

      Steve Gibson (grc.com) has written a tiny freeware program called "Never10" https://www.grc.com/never10.ht... (Warning: GRC has always been an ugly website). It's basically a simple user interface to the Windows GPE and other tools that Microsoft provided but made difficult to find.

    4. Re:So is there a way to disable it? by markzip · · Score: 1, Informative

      Steve Gibson (grc.com) has written a tiny freeware program called "Never10" https://www.grc.com/never10.ht... (Warning: GRC has always been an ugly website). It's basically a simple user interface to the Windows GPE and other tools that Microsoft provided but made difficult to find.

    5. Re:So is there a way to disable it? by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      So is there a way to disable it?

      Sure, just install Linux.

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      "The state is that great fiction by which everyone tries to live at the expense of everyone else." - Bastiat
    6. Re:So is there a way to disable it? by richy+freeway · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes.

      Import this into your registry.

      Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00

      [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\Gwx]
      "DisableGwx"=dword:00000001

      [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsUpdate]
      "DisableOSUpgrade"=dword:00000001

      I've done this on 4 or 5 machines at work that we have to keep on 7 and any sign of Windows 10 has completely vanished.

      Hope this helps.

    7. Re:So is there a way to disable it? by bozzy · · Score: 1

      Yes this works great, until MS pushes an update that breaks GWX Control Panel.

      The fact that a third party application is now needed to maintain control of your PC from Microsoft is a very bad sign.

      Once GWX Control Panel breaks, I migrate fully to Linux and avoid this cat and mouse game. Windows 7 will be my last MS operating system.

      The only way to win is not to play....

    8. Re:So is there a way to disable it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can install GWX Control Panel and set it to remove all Windows 10 items. Then turn on monitoring, in the program, so that when Microsoft tries to get around your wishes, you'll get a notification of it.

      So instead of having a massive business potentially exploiting my data... I can have a massive business AND some guy?

      The panel may be fine NOW, but what if he gets offered a million dollars to add in something/sells it to another entity? You get auto-updated and screwed two ways instead of one.

    9. Re:So is there a way to disable it? by CimmerianX · · Score: 1
    10. Re:So is there a way to disable it? by dwywit · · Score: 1

      GWX is a convenient method to disable the Win 10 upgrade, it isn't *required*. It brings together a number of steps that a. disable the GWX nag, b. sets registry entries to permanently* disable OS upgrades, and c. remove any downloaded W10 installation files. It does a couple of other things, too, but those are the important ones.

      IOW, it's a tool that encapsulates processes that anyone with a google prompt could find in 5 minutes. I use it, and I'm installing it on customers' machines after explaining why I think it's necessary.

      That said, I wish you luck maintaining a GNU/Linux machine WITHOUT third-party tools.

      * until MS decides to ignore its own registry settings.

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    11. Re:So is there a way to disable it? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "Hope this helps."

      It does until you update stuff like .NET, and then those registry settings get changed surreptitiously and without your knowledge.

      I used Never10 and GWX. They help but ONLY if you don't update ANYTHING MICROSOFT afterwards.

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    12. Re:So is there a way to disable it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stuff like this is why Windows will never make it on the desktop

    13. Re:So is there a way to disable it? by richy+freeway · · Score: 1

      I've yet to see any evidence of this, despite all the machines having their updates set to automatic. Time will tell I guess.

    14. Re: So is there a way to disable it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Several possible reasons.
      1) You're on a volume licence, in which case you don't get upgrade for free
      2) Your sysadmin read the Microsoft advisories and didn't approve the update in WSUS.

      It's really not hard to prevent an upgrade to W10.

    15. Re:So is there a way to disable it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I may use openSUSE, but even I have a nice graphical way to turn off "upgrades" if I don't want them. Is Windows ever going to be ready for the desktop, the way Linux has been for over a decade?

    16. Re:So is there a way to disable it? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "I've yet to see any evidence of this, despite all the machines having their updates set to automatic"

      Try TURNING THEM OFF ENTIRELY and then update something like your .NET framework.

      It will be reverted.

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  28. Shut up and like it, consumer-like product by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your computer isn't yours. redmond has been working long and hard to make this happen. The software certainly isn't, and therefore it can do what it likes.

  29. im sure talk around the watercooler is fierce. by nimbius · · Score: 2

    PHB: any one catch that pro-gaming stream that got interrupted by a windows 10 update? pretty absurd wouldnt you say?
    engineer: The machine that controls card readers has been updating all night and our first shift team cant relieve third shift. Windows 10 is turning out to be a pretty ridiculous product.
    Janitor: you said it guys, Thanks to these unscheduled windows 10 updates my timecard hasnt properly submitted in nearly a month!
    Operator: Yeah, and dont get me started on the SCRAM/status panel for the reactors. Im mostly controlling the whole thing from my geiger counter. but hey, best windows ever am i rite?!

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    1. Re:im sure talk around the watercooler is fierce. by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Me: I see the bloody notification in system tray and manually set it up to restart my machine at 5 AM. Problem solved.

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    2. Re:im sure talk around the watercooler is fierce. by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      I just wait for an industrial accident to happen due to a windows "upgrade".

      Then we would have a fun time watching Microsoft getting roasted.

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    3. Re:im sure talk around the watercooler is fierce. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      "Sorry all you folks who had to abandon your homes in the exclusion zone; Microsoft's EULA says they're not liable."

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    4. Re:im sure talk around the watercooler is fierce. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just wait for an industrial accident to happen due to a windows "upgrade".

      Then we would have a fun time watching Microsoft getting roasted.

      Windows isn't licensed for life and death situations, nuke plants, etc. Just because you use a jerry can of gasoline as a hammer doesn't mean the oil company is liable for the fire.

      Don't like it, don't buy it, don't vote for those that do or work at places that require it.

      Earth may be a shitty planet, but it's the only one I can access with convenience.

    5. Re:im sure talk around the watercooler is fierce. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The EULA specifically forbid the usage of windows for mission critical systems.
      Mission critical means all computers that your company counts on to stay in business, including computers that control factories.

    6. Re:im sure talk around the watercooler is fierce. by iCEBaLM · · Score: 1

      You're making a few assumptions here.

      1. That people actually want to upgrade.
      2. That people keep your machine on 24/7.
      3. That people actually look at the (now hidden) systray icons.

      Most people don't do any of these.

    7. Re:im sure talk around the watercooler is fierce. by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I just wait for an industrial accident to happen due to a windows "upgrade".

      Industrial accidents don't happen due to a windows upgrade. Industrial accidents happen due to poorly configured emergency shutdown systems, badly setup distributed control systems, and companies who don't consider loss-of-view as something they should have a process for.

      I've witnessed 3 loss of views and 1 loss of control in the past 5 years.

      The loss of control was incredibly stupid, power went out to the control room due to electrician error and the UPSes running the control system died 45min later. Everything safely shutdown and the site even had a procedure from doing a cold-startup of an entire oil refinery which had been shutdown by the safety system (lots of people forget this procedure and then end up in a pickle when they can't figure out how to start a refinery which already has product in the towers).

      The three loss of view events were non events. One lasted for 3 hours due to a faulty network switch causing a storm and not handing over to the backup switch. After 3 hours of diagnosing the problem while operators only knew the refinery was still running due the the fact that they could still hear it, the control systems engineer figured he really couldn't make the situation any worse and just powercycled the root switches. Not only did the place keep running but all the products stayed on spec too despite not a single operator station working.

      TL;DR: Industrial accidents are caused by the unprepared. Equipment failure will happen whether you run Windows 10 or not.

    8. Re:im sure talk around the watercooler is fierce. by war4peace · · Score: 1

      1. That was not UPGRADE but UPDATE.
      2. How would it matter? Set a date/time that suits you best.
      3. The notification center is in the systray area but not in systray.

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    9. Re:im sure talk around the watercooler is fierce. by Gussington · · Score: 1

      Where I work, the water cooler talk usually involves drinking or tits. Your place sounds fucking horrible.

    10. Re:im sure talk around the watercooler is fierce. by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      The reality is that not every installation is ideal or respecting the EULA, an EULA that may not even be valid in the country it's used.

      So interruptions at the worst possible time can happen and it don't have to be a life-threatening application that fails - and it can still have a major impact on the production line. Even the business part of an organization can get a stop and then the orders to the production can't be managed and production will halt.

      Things can get pretty well messed up by these unplanned shutdowns.

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  30. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How _are_ these gamers not computer-literate, you mean?

    It's so very...special of you to be lecturing others on literacy, when your own grasp of the language seems about as tenuous as the glue holding Trump's rug to his skull. Typical low-ID luser, cynical and utterly stupid.

  31. Professional Counter Strike Player by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kill me now. I don't want to live in this world.

  32. Re:What the hell is 'Pro Gaming'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where we all thought at the time that he was poking fun, Gary Larson was prescient.

  33. Update faster you fuck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait, the PC said that, right?

  34. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by arbiter1 · · Score: 0

    "Forcing a gaming PC to update mid-game during a livestream to up to 130,000 followers isn’t best advert for the software" Also 2nd point, Proper Journalism is also at an all time low. He may have 130k followers but its not likely he anywhere near that watching him. Less you are a real pro its like only 1-2% at most were there to see it not the 130k they claim in the story. People that know twitch and watch on reg basis know that just cause person has 100k+ followers don't mean you have anywhere near that on a daily basis.

  35. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Matheus · · Score: 0

    No. No. and No.

    1) This user was updating TO Windows 10 not Updating Windows 10. That means they were using Windows (presumably 7) Update which is highly and easily configurable.

    2) It's not as easy to customize Windows 10 Update once you are in there BUT it is still possible. Required a group perms change to expose the settings but they are there just "discouraged"

    3) Even without the gredit fix you can tell Windows 10 not to update automatically and/or customize the time if it does.

    Google is your friend... ask it a question it'll give you an answer.

  36. Re:What the hell is 'Pro Gaming'? by Scarred+Intellect · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Aside from the whole problem of 'Pro Gaming' in general: what the heck? Why are we allowing Video Gaming to become a spectator sport? Personally I don't care about somebody's spot on a leaderboard. I go into games like World of Warcraft to immerse myself in a virtual world. Once you accept that there are 'winners' in such endeavors, you automatically become a loser.

    Aside from the whole problem of "Pro Sports" in general: what the heck? Why are we allowing football to become a spectator sport? Personally I don't care about somebody's spot on a line of scrimmage. I go into games like football to immerse myself in the physical sport. Once you accept that there are 'winners' in such endeavors, you automatically become a loser.

    What's with all the negative "I don't care, surely no one else does! Why is this on Slashdot?!" comments lately? Go moderate the firehose.

    To respond directly to your comment, most IT professionals aren't even professionals, so it's no wonder that video game professionals don't have the necessary expertise to tune their systems properly.

  37. Don't let it autoupdate you moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Problem solved.

    1. Re:Don't let it autoupdate you moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "autoupdate" shouldn't be an option in the first place, let alone be the default.

  38. Just to play devil's advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows Update isn't the only piece of software that randomly wakes up and decides to use your network. Since nothing behaves itself, including the OS, you need to install something 3rd party that forces stuff to behave itself... assuming the 3rd party behaves itself... which it sometimes doesn't.

  39. Re:What the hell is 'Pro Gaming'? by EvilSS · · Score: 2

    If Gaming 'Professionals' aren't capable and responsible enough to properly firewall away problems like this from the computers they are using as their 'studios' for their broadcasting operations, they aren't really very professional.

    Aside from the whole problem of 'Pro Gaming' in general: what the heck? Why are we allowing Video Gaming to become a spectator sport? Personally I don't care about somebody's spot on a leaderboard. I go into games like World of Warcraft to immerse myself in a virtual world. Once you accept that there are 'winners' in such endeavors, you automatically become a loser.

    I keep saying the same thing about football but no one seems to care.... Watching sports is for lazy mamma's boys.

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  40. And this is why... by IMarvinTPA · · Score: 1

    I had made my Windows 8.0 install work nicely for me. It never pestered me to upgrade to 10, but I need security updates. I never installed 8.1 because I didn't want to risk the stability of my Laptop that was working just fine. So, last month, I got new drives and installed Ubuntu 16.04. I'm going to miss the Windows-only games on Steam that I never played anyway. Still working out some minor annoyances, but it has been working well for me so far.
    (Anybody know how to make the alt key keep the menu opening. I tap the alt key, then hit the f key separately, so it is alt then f. Not Alt-F. My "saving" muscle reflex is alt, then f, then s. But that isn't working for me in Ubuntu.)
    Yeah, Microsoft, I took my ball and went somewhere else instead. (But if I really need to, I can put the old drives back in...)

    IMarv

    1. Re:And this is why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Control+S, chorded, not control and then s.

    2. Re:And this is why... by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Control+S = XOFF, which stops the data flow.
      Control+Q = XON, which turns on the data flow again.

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    3. Re:And this is why... by martrootamm · · Score: 1

      Alt+F sometimes works and sometimes doesn't. In the days of yore, F10 was the menu access key for most graphical Linux programs that were equipped with menus.

  41. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by sims+2 · · Score: 2

    Google offers classes.
    http://www.powersearchingwithg...

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  42. Re: Computer literacy is at all times low by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 2

    No, that's not true. At best, windows 10 permits you to defer updates, but not outright refuse them.

  43. Fixed by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    Never check for updates (not recommended).

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    1. Re:Fixed by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 2

      Actually that's the problem not the solution. It looks like this is the "Fall Update". You can defer a patch for up to 6 months. It looks like he just hit the 6 month mark of deferring all upgrades.

      The real solution isn't to never check for updates, the real solution is to periodically actually install updates when it's convenient to do so. Updates are like peeing. You can hold it for a while, but it's smart to go when you have a minute or else you're liable to piss yourself at an inopportune time when you can't hold it any longer.

  44. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I guess knowing how to google is a very hard skill to learn.

    If you don't know about keyboard shortcuts, have never even heard the term keyboard shortcuts, why would you even think to google "copy keyboard shortcut"? Claiming that people who don't know how to copy text with just their keyboard don't know how to use google, is very arrogant of you. I'm sure there are plenty of topics of which you don't know that you don't know, and thus have no reason to suspect a need to google them.

  45. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We turned off everything

    Apparently these guys suck at turning off "everything". The only way I have found that works to keep Windows 10 away is to completely turn off Windows Update. Yes, Windows will nag at you. Yes, this will leave you (gasp!) unprotected, but malware is depending less and less on OS exploits these days, and more on browser exploits and user stupidity. OS patches won't protect you from your own stupidity.

    Why? Because if you "hide" KB3035583, after a few weeks or months, Microsoft will "update" the patch. A patch being updated to a new version removes its hidden status. It will then install, without asking you. It will then download six and a half gigabytes to your hard drive, also without asking you.

    If you're really scared about evil viruses, you can turn on Windows Update every now and then to manually check updates, look for and re-hide KB3035583, then disable Windows Update again immediately after the patches install and reboot. And hope that they haven't come up with a new patch to sneak Windows 10 in.

    Do not leave Microsoft in control of your updates, as they have clearly proven that they can not be trusted.

  46. Windows 10: you got us free/forced..now we own you by evolutionary · · Score: 1

    . This is Windows 10 saying, you ARE the product, and we own your a$$. I'm so happy I didn't get windows 10. Want this to change, tell the pinheads at Dell, Asus, Lenovo, HP or anyone else you even things of getting a PC from to offer Windows 7 as an option on ALL models or you'll build your own, which is quite easy these days. NewEgg.com is a convenient place to get parts. For those who want to use something with more power/trustworthiness, Linux comes in many flavors. For beginners I recommend Linux Mint and ElementaryOS. "No" is a wonderful word. Let's all say "No" to Windows 10

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  47. Re:Well maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Somali "refugee" said the same thing to the Swedish girl he was raping. "If you had just spread your legs I wouldn't have to push so hard". Fuck you.

  48. Here's how to disable Windows 10 prompts/upgrades by Cyphase · · Score: 1

    For those that haven't seen it, take a look at Never 10. It's a simple utility that disables GWX (Get Windows 10) by doing the registry / group policy editing for you. You just run it once; you don't need to install anything or keep it running in the background.

    No prompts, no upgrades, and no Windows 10 installation files taking up space on your drive.

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  49. My answer to Windows 10? by DaveMikulec · · Score: 1

    Format c:

    optionally

    Format c: /s

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    1. Re:My answer to Windows 10? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/sda

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    2. Re:My answer to Windows 10? by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      phah!

      just delete system32
      Makes your system faster, too.

      Google it. It works.

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  50. LAN play just wait for some to auto lose to a upda by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    LAN play just wait for some to auto lose to a update disconnect.

    What kind of F-bombs will go off in a big money event when some auto loses in a match and they must be online do to the DRM system.

  51. Re: Incorrect hit piece by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually, depending on your windows update settings, windows 10 can fully automatically install without any user intervention, and in fact does so. What happens though is it upgrades you're machine to 10, boots to it, and then shows you an EULA, which if you decline, then it downgrades back to 7.

    This is really not a nice thing to do to your customers, and even automatically uninstalls software that it deems incompatible with 10.

  52. Re: Incorrect hit piece by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

    Your*

  53. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by LVSlushdat · · Score: 0, Troll

    So basically, if you are still running Windows, for WHATever reason, *your* computer (and its data) now belongs to Microsoft.. I feel a great deal of sympathy for those folks who are still on the MS "treadmill"..... As for myself, I jumped off that about 5 years ago, and couldn't be happier...

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  54. Re:Windows 10: you got us free/forced..now we own by evolutionary · · Score: 1

    Oh, and don't forget to turn OFF Automatic/Windows update in the SERVICES (Control Panel->Administrative Tools->Services). It's the ONLY way to get MS windows to behave itself (ie, not give you some crap that is MS's interest instead of yours). You'll have to check every individual update you want to install with a microscope and research them on forums because now MS has said it's policy is not to tell people what updates do except "enhance" the OS, but if you keep your a good antivirus/malware it helps. Of course you can also use Linux (or apple if you trust them...but hm....trust apple...). Anyway, for whomever it helps.

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  55. MS still denies that this happens by ITRambo · · Score: 1

    Microsoft still claims that the upgrade to Windows 10 is never done without user consent. What a load of BS on their part.

    1. Re:MS still denies that this happens by foradoxium · · Score: 1

      true, however typically users are consenting, unknowingly.. Except that is not what happened here.

      This is windows 10 running patches, and he should have set the time that it does so to not be when he's streaming.

    2. Re:MS still denies that this happens by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 1

      Except he may be streaming anytime there is an audience to watch. It means that if he happened to have a game installed and ready to run at 12:00am on release date, he might be streaming all night long because there will be people somewhere in the world that are awake and watching someone playing the brand new game that they might have been interested in buying, but held off on the pre-order because they have been burned too many times recently (can anyone say Batman?). As such, there is NO good time for an automatic update to take control of the system. Let ME make the damn decision on installing the update, on even when to CHECK that there are new updates out there. Don't annoy me with crap popups, messages, and screens that takeover my system and force me to acknowledge. And don't make us have to jump through hops and/or require a specific version of the OS to even have a chance to setup the system so that the only time I am ever bothered about updates is when I feel like clicking on the "check for updates" button and then select which updates I want at that time.

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    3. Re:MS still denies that this happens by geoskd · · Score: 1

      however typically users are consenting, unknowingly..

      It is not legally possible to "consent unknowingly"

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    4. Re:MS still denies that this happens by foradoxium · · Score: 1

      sure they do. "Automatically download and install updates to this computer"

      You could debate what is a patch, update, upgrade, and what should be applied when someone checks the checkbox "give me recommended updates" but not only are they consenting, but they are requesting that Windows auto-updates itself. They may not realize that this might include an upgrade from Win7 to Win10. Hence they may unknowingly consent.

      but again..it's irrelevant as that is not what is happening here. This is Windows 10 applying patches.

    5. Re:MS still denies that this happens by Livius · · Score: 1

      Since Microsoft considers itself the lawful owner of the user, they believe they can give consent on the user's behalf.

    6. Re:MS still denies that this happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then how come every EULA has terms that start with "you consent to ...", when they already know that those things are written to make sure that you'd have to have a lawyer read it to be able to understand it? If you didn't understand it, it can't be knowingly.

  56. A tale of two companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft is the most schizo of all the current tech companies. Their .NET stack, Visual Studio, C#/F#, etc? Pure developer heaven. But their OS side of things are strongly driving me away from the platform as a whole. I'm happy that they're open sourcing everything that I truly care about, but it'd be great if they could quit trying to force shit on me (and my corporate laptop.. No, Microsoft, some of the 3rd party tools we use daily don't run on Windows 10, please DIAF).

    And don't get me started on fucking up the basic calculator.

  57. STFU SIMPLE QUESTION TROLL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    STFU

  58. Re: Incorrect hit piece by foradoxium · · Score: 1

    However, you *can* set the time that it does so.

    This gamer should be setting the time to not when he's streaming.

  59. Usability failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Situation normal at good ol' Microsoft! See you at Window 11 update!

  60. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    Being a "professional" streamer apparently doesn't pay enough to upgrade to the Pro version of Windows 10, in which you can easily disable automatic updates and even the downloading of updates.

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  61. This just in.... by Bugler412 · · Score: 1

    Incompetent control of system options leads to unforeseen service interruptions. Seem that this "feature" is OS independent to me. Name a single consumer OS (most Linux or BSD distros are removed by the "consumer" description) today that is not out of box configured for automatic updates?

    1. Re:This just in.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You imply that a consumer operating system needs to be friendly so that anyone can use it, but then you criticise the user when things go wrong due to the poor design of the operating system.

      If the design of the operating system is leading to "Incompetent control of system options" then clearly there's a flaw and Windows isn't suitable as a consumer operating system.

    2. Re:This just in.... by Bugler412 · · Score: 1

      you could certainly make that argument and I would agree with you at least to an extent. But at the root, my point is that if you don't want to be interrupted by automatic updates (on any OS) then you need to figure out how to disable them. The complexity (and potential risks) of doing that is obviously widely variable. Things were made automatic because in many cases consumers weren't updating at all, putting far more than just that individual user at risk, perhaps the pendulum has swung too far in the other direction, but it's not my call to make.

    3. Re:This just in.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So in other words, Windows 10 is an OS that should only be used by tech professionals who understand how to administer it correctly and have received the continuing education to have the knowledge required.

      Whereas my Gentoo box is easy to use and ready for the masses?

      I don't understand what you're trying to say.

    4. Re:This just in.... by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      HOW the updates are done is important. Ubuntu, for instance, is a lot less aggressive in pushing the updates.
      This may be sub-optimal for some user who don't care about keeping their system up to date, but I prefer a system where I can postpone that stuff for a few days without incessant nagging from the OS.

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    5. Re:This just in.... by Bugler412 · · Score: 1

      please don't take this as being a Windows 10 apologist. I'm taking a generalist approach here. Automatic updates were enabled for a valid reason on most consumer OS's, that's a fact, a fact that any user has to deal with if they manage their own system. We could argue the merits or positive/negative qualities of each implementation, some are obviously better than others, or more/less intrusive or disruptive, that's another discussion. But automatic updates ARE a fact on any consumer OS today, something that any user has to deal with.

    6. Re:This just in.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess OS X doesn't count since it is a BSD distro.
      You always actively need to install updates on OS X, by default it will download updates, but you will have to push the button to install it yourself.

    7. Re:This just in.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you name a system other than Win 10 that doesn't let you turn automatic updates OFF?

  62. Fake by sexconker · · Score: 1

    I'm fucking hate Windows 10 and MS's approach to shoving it up people's urethras.
    But this is clearly faked for attention.

  63. I, for one, by fbobraga · · Score: 1

    ... welcome our new video-game overlords!

  64. Re: Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, you can. (assuming you have the correct product to give you the "manage updates" feature)

    Just like with Vista there are several "editions" of Windows 10, you need Enterprise or Mobile Enterprise to do that.

  65. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by chispito · · Score: 1

    Kids these days, real gamers used to know how to free 640K better than anyone else.

    I distinctly remember the sense of accomplishment after learning to load my sound and joystick drivers first, then restart without them to get Privateer to run. I'm not sure why it worked but it did.

    Of course I would never go back.

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  66. Re: Windows 10: you got us free/forced..now we own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would you recommend Linux? By your own logic, since it is free, you must be the product.

  67. Strange. My updates only happen... by burhop · · Score: 1

    ... when I am ready to go home for the night.

  68. Re: Computer literacy is at all times low by rastos1 · · Score: 2
    ( It's not the most use friendly solution but ) Can't you just disable the Windows Update Service?

    sc config wuauserv start=disabled

  69. Calling you out by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

    So enlighten us with your firewall rules to prevent this from happening.

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    1. Re:Calling you out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's APK to come say that you don't need a firewall - just use your HOSTS file. :-)

  70. It happens by ArchieBunker · · Score: 2

    The 10 upgrade was changed to a critical update where previously it was optional. So you can disable updates all together or use something like GWX Control Panel to kill the pending upgrade.

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    1. Re:It happens by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      Yes, but ultimately, what's the use? If I keep running hacks or disabling all critical updates in an attempt to keep MS from upgrading me off of Windows 7? I'm still quickly reaching the point where I'm running an OS that's 2 versions old and Microsoft will end support for.

      Some people will be ok with this, I guess --- just like a certain percentage of people still run Windows XP. But you're on borrowed time ANY time you decide to get off the moving "Microsoft upgrade train" and stay put at one "station". Eventually, the train leaves you in the dust and you have to fend for yourself with dwindling driver support for peripherals, no security patches, and new software that hasn't been designed or tested to run properly on your OS.

      I sure can't buy any brand new PC that still ships with Windows 7 on it, either. (Well, not without going to extremes and buying "old stock" from some small company that has some left or what-not.) So while I might just employ some of these hacking tactics to prevent a forced Win 10 upgrade today - my long-term goal becomes looking at alternatives. (For me, that's generally been Apple Mac, but Linux fill the bill in some cases too.)

    2. Re:It happens by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

      After support for 7 ends I might have to migrate from Windows. I can't stand the look and feel of the new interface. Making everything flat with primary colored tiles was an awful choice. It looks like a half assed X window manager from the 90s.

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    3. Re:It happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is true of all OS'es - MS just gets yelled at a lot here.

      Apparently a truckload of nerds on a web site can't figure out how to run a "noob" OS - my 3 windows machines all run perfectly fine. As do my linux machines.

      Y'know, since I'm not an idiot.

    4. Re:It happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Generally you last long enough for them to put out a decent OS. Stick with Win 98 until ME is dead an buried and you can upgrade to XP, stick with XP until Vista gets canned and upgrade to 7. Plan now is to stick with 7 and hope they decide to sneak out another server OS that happens to make for a better desktop than their current pleb offering (like they did with win 2000) whilst praying they don't fuck up quite so bad with Win 11.

    5. Re:It happens by donaldm · · Score: 1

      After support for 7 ends I might have to migrate from Windows. I can't stand the look and feel of the new interface. Making everything flat with primary colored tiles was an awful choice. It looks like a half assed X window manager from the 90s.

      If you are into PC gaming under a Microsoft OS then you will be forced to upgrade to MS Windows 10 by stealth. Only MS Windows 10 will have DirectX12 so if you like to play the latest games then you will have no choice but to upgrade or pay for the license if you let the free upgrade offer expire.

      Personally I don't really care since I have been using Linux as my primary OS for over eight years and honestly don't miss Microsoft Windows. I do run virtual machines but the last time I ran a Microsoft OS in one was over five years ago and that was only for a particular web based application that I needed at the time although not any more.

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    6. Re:It happens by Z80a · · Score: 1

      There is a big push to make the games be on vulkan instead.
      Same performance as DX12, but can run on other Oses, and most importantly, can run on Windows 7,which is still used by several consumers.

    7. Re:It happens by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      Similar here, but for me it is the sheer brazenness Microsoft shows in the EULA with regard to collecting and processing your private data. With the Windows 10 interface I could live.

      Fortunately, my last big reason for not migrating to Linux is dwindling:
      Both Valve and the WINE Team are doing a good job of making more games available under Linux. That might not include the latest blockbusters, but there is a passable range of choices by now.

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  71. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Torp · · Score: 1

    Why would he pay extra for the Pro version just for that? He plays games, doesn't log on to an enteprise network or whatever other stuff the Pro version has extra.

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  72. The Microsoft strategy by tom229 · · Score: 1

    "Hey this thing's working really well and making us tons of money."

    "Ya, but you need something to do this month."

    "Ok, we'll completely design it."

    "That's the spirit, promote this man."

    This can be applied to Google, Apple, et al. Microsoft is just extraordinarily bad at it.

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  73. I love Windows 10! by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 2, Interesting

    people used to ask "why don't you use windows?" but since Windows 10 started pestering everyone, people actually ask serious questions about switching to Linux. :D

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    1. Re:I love Windows 10! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people used to ask "why don't you use windows?" but since Windows 10 started pestering everyone, people actually ask serious questions about switching to Linux. :D

      This is absolute truth. I like Linux but always used Windows as my main PC because of gaming, having to open office files, etc. Windows 10 has pushed me over that boundary and now Linux is my main OS. I still keep Windows around for gaming and other similar problems that Linux can't solve, but 90% of the time, I'm using Linux.

    2. Re:I love Windows 10! by Gussington · · Score: 1

      people used to ask "why don't you use windows?" but since Windows 10 started pestering everyone, people actually ask serious questions about switching to Linux. :D

      Which "people" are these?

    3. Re:I love Windows 10! by vandamme · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, some Linux users actually talk to other humans.

    4. Re:I love Windows 10! by Gussington · · Score: 1

      Oh ok, so the almost non-existent market share of Linux Desktop users talk to other almost non-existent Linux desktop users, and we're supposed to infer from this Windows is dead? The Linux desktop revolution is just around the corner?
      Wake me up when it happens because I've heard these exact same claims for the last 20 years...

  74. Re:Well maybe... by PPH · · Score: 1

    "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."

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  75. Re: Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I came here to post this, but the powershell version.
    set-service wuauserv –startup disabled

  76. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Holi · · Score: 1

    Except this isn't about windows update in windows 10. It is about windows update in the previous versions attempting to force you to up[date to windows 10.

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  77. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 3, Informative

    So far it should be sufficient to limit Windows Update to "important" updates but don't let it collect "recommended" updates. KB3035583 is only "recommended", not "important".

    If you don't trust Microsoft even that far, you could switch off Windows Update and use a third-party tool like WSUS Offline Update instead (http://www.wsusoffline.net/) which will do essentially the same, with some extra blacklisting by the maker of WSUS Offline Update.
    Obviously this means trusting some guy on the internet more than Microsoft, but WSUS Offline Update has a good reputation so far and my own experience with it is positive.

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  78. One Yorkshireman by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 4, Funny

    You were lucky t'have 640K. Real gamers used t'have t'wait for games t'load off scratchy cassette recordings which often had to be rewound multiple times and even then most of the 32K of memory was tak'n up by the display so parts of the 8-bit OS were overwritten for the game to run.

    But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.

    [Cue ZX81 owner...]

    1. Re:One Yorkshireman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Had Tape Scripsit for R/S Model 1. Worked fine from tape. Got floppy drives and TRSDOS/LDOS. Put Tape Scripsit on a floppy. Wouldn't work (hard-coded to start at 0; not relocatable). Wrote extra header by poking values and pre-pended to program so when I ran it the header would block-copy Scripsit to 0 and transfer control. Nuked the o/s so document saves still had to be done to tape; when done, reboot. Later got Copyart - worked well, but nuked the double-density drivers in high RAM so it had to be on a single-density disk (90K). Had to disassemble the computer twice a year and clean all the contacts - R/S saved a nickel by not gold-plating anything. Still, that computer lasted over 10 years; no PC-compatible I've used has gotten beyond 7. Did I mention I still have a non-electric typewriter? Get off my lawn.

  79. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by macs4all · · Score: 2

    Google offers classes. http://www.powersearchingwithg...

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    I'd be happy if they'd just fix the FOREVER spinny-thing when you Post.

  80. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    The toughest trick I learned was to load TSR drivers (not usable while terminated, but resident allows them to restart over objections of other programs), so you'd load up the drivers you need, terminate them, then load the application, then load the drivers back in, Leaving the drivers active prevents the application from loading. Loading the drivers after the application prevented the drivers from being used in the application.

    The hardest part of the trick was counting bits, and loading the drivers at a specific memory location, for optimization.

  81. Re: Computer literacy is at all times low by Holi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So to do something like control MY pc I have to shell out an exorbitant amount of money... scratch that I cannot even buy Windows 10 Enterprise as it is only in volume licenses. So while that may work, it is not an option for the majority of people.

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  82. Work tool by damaki · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It looks like these streamers do not realize that their computer is a work tool. So, when you buy or choose a work tool, you have to ensure it fits your job. Nothing should be able to interrupt a stream. No Skype notification, no friggin Steam notification, no SMS alert on your phone, just game, game and game. Anything else should have been moved out of the way. Your tools and workplace should be specially tuned for that. But hey, people just expect an average gamer PC to magically turn into a professional tool without any action.

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    1. Re:Work tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I guess this takes Windows 10 straight out of the consumer-friendly OS market, huh? I'm not saying you're wrong, but if I'm a professional gamer who really knows nothing about tech, then I suppose I need to hire a tech professional to make sure my stuff is ready for the job I'm doing.

      It's like people who get an iGummy but then need help to get their email set up on it. I guess it's not that fucking user friendly in the end, now is it?

      Hell, I choose--as in actively in the moment I choose to do it--when I update my Gentoo box. It sounds like Gentoo is the consumer-ready OS, and Windows 10 and iGummyOS are the ones that need training and a technical professional to maintain.

    2. Re:Work tool by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points to give this.

    3. Re:Work tool by JustNiz · · Score: 2

      >> Your tools and workplace should be specially tuned for that. ...except you can't "tune" or otherwise prevent updates under Windows 10.

    4. Re:Work tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed, but as it turns out Windows appears to be less and less the right tool for any job for every new version.

      If your time isn't free it is pretty damn expensive to hunt down every new way Microsoft invents to make your life miserable.

    5. Re:Work tool by damaki · · Score: 1

      On Professional Windows editions, you can choose the timeframes of updates. That's my whole point of picking carefully the right tool, in full knowledge of one requirements.

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    6. Re:Work tool by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that you can't stop updates from ever being applied.
      What happens if you set the timeframe to say 1am-3am, then never have your computer powered up at that time?
      Does it hit some point where it just forces it on you whenever its on?

  83. Re:Here's how to disable Windows 10 prompts/upgrad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That might be true until MS change tack and bypass it entirely.
    IT will happen.
    Don't bank on the GWX utility to keep working.

    I will never use Windows 10 and I develop windows (Server) software for a living but not for much longer thankfully.

  84. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

    I remember needing to write a special autoexec.bat file to not start Windows 3.1 so that I could play Doom. Apparently even exiting Windows didn't free up enough of the 4 MB of RAM, so I had to reboot and not start Windows at all.

  85. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    Maybe, because his profession requires more control than the average user, and he should use professional grade tools to do his job?

    I mean would you expect a Construction Worker to use the same $30 drill (http://www.homedepot.com/p/Ryobi-5-5-Amp-3-8-in-Variable-Speed-Drill-D43K/205216326) that I use at home? Or would you expect him/her to use the better sturdier more complete $130 one (http://www.homedepot.com/p/Ryobi-ONE-18-Volt-Lithium-Ion-Cordless-Drill-Driver-and-Impact-Driver-Kit-2-Tool-P882/203406854) that is more drill than I need for my occasional needs?

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  86. Hmmm. Looks like the problem is between seat and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's where the poor, stupid schmuck who chose Microsoft Crippled Garbageware over a REAL Operating System, such as GNU/Linux, or a true UNIX such as Apple's Mac OS X, sits.

    It's your own damned fault people. We have been warning you for years now, that you're funding and fueling a digital electronic hegemony by knuckling under to this, and using Microsoft's... for want of a better word, software.

    Now you reap what you've sown. Microsoft acts like it owns your computer and until you UPGRADE to GNU/Linux, this is your lot.

    Enjoy. All the free penguinistas are laughing at your stupidity and weakness.

    Don't ask me to help you now either, because I've got one thing to say to you if you want to start learning GNU/Linux now:

    R. T. F. M.

  87. yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Had this happen during a gig. Playing a game online is easier to recover from than when it's a full room of people dancing

  88. Re: Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then you pay someone to maintain your equipment, just like race car drivers. These guys are actually making money by streaming, so it's on them to make sure the equipment is in good condition.

  89. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Real gamers know the difference between Ex-panded and X-tended memory (or was it X-panded and Ex-tended? Damnit!)

  90. Re:What the hell is 'Pro Gaming'? by Holi · · Score: 1

    Why would you expect a gamer to be a pro at configuring a firewall.
    "Personally I don't care about somebody's spot on a leaderboard." and your opinion matters why?

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  91. Re: Incorrect hit piece by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the gamer could also configure his streaming and gaming services correctly so the popup doesn't affect the stream... this really is just config fail by the chair operator.

  92. Re: Computer literacy is at all times low by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

    Just like with Vista there are several "editions" of Windows 10, you need Enterprise or Mobile Enterprise to do that.

    Which is AFAIK not for sale through the usual retail channels.
    So you would need some generous employer who covers your home PC in the volume licensing agreement of your company, or an outright pirated copy.

    If you don't have either, you can
      - either take the updates as Microsoft says
      - or switch to some other OS. I'd say Linux, but a lot of people seem to prefer Mac OS (see the latest statistics at netmarketshare.com).

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  93. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're a moron.

  94. Like old days of WoW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember early years of World of Warcraft raids, when players' anti-virus software would all update at the same time, causing multiple people to drop.

  95. Re: Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows 10 professional also includes that feature for single licenses and windows 7 ultimate/ windows 8.1 professional update to that version.

  96. Re:What the hell is 'Pro Gaming'? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 0

    For the same reason your opinion matters.

    Go read some leaderboards, loser.

  97. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indeed. Getting Ultima VII to actually execute in DOS was nearly as big of an accomplishment as beating the game. Forced me to learn how to create a multi-configuration boot menu for DOS.

  98. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    Considering that you didn't dare post that non-anonymously, I take that as a compliment :)

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  99. Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Finally this is getting mainstream attention. Windows automatically updating with a big "fuck you" while you're doing work - and not even saving your fucking work - is one of the biggest most blatant lack of regard for their users I've ever seen. I shudder at how many man-years of work have been lost by this process.

    1. Re:Finally! by Tough+Love · · Score: 2

      Linux doesn't do that...

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    2. Re:Finally! by Gussington · · Score: 0

      Linux doesn't do that...

      Linux doesn't do lots of things, which is why Windows has had 90% market share on the desktop for the 25 years Linux has been in existence.
      Windows on the desktop might suck, but Linux on the desktop sucks even more.

    3. Re:Finally! by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Linux doesn't do that...

      Linux doesn't do lots of things...

      Right, Linux doesn't get constantly loaded down with malware or humiliate you with oppressive license terms or make you enter a whacky license key to run it. Linux doesn't do lots of things, and thanks for that. BTW, Linux is currently installed on way more computers than Windows is, which is suck, suck, sucking away Microsoft's ill begotten license income. If you don't believe that, then check Microsoft's latest financials. Yes, Linux sucks, it sucks the evil out of Microsoft.

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    4. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ignoring the money they get from Android licenses.

    5. Re:Finally! by giggles778 · · Score: 1

      Yes, Linux sucks, it sucks the evil out of Microsoft.

      just remember....... android is using the linux kernel... which technically is linux. good bye windows phone

    6. Re:Finally! by Gussington · · Score: 1

      Right, Linux doesn't get constantly loaded down with malware or humiliate you with oppressive license terms or make you...

      And yet people still choose it over Linux. How much must that suck?

      BTW, Linux is currently installed on way more computers than Windows is

      Good for you. Not on topic, but if it makes you feel better...

    7. Re:Finally! by Gussington · · Score: 1

      just remember....... android is using the linux kernel...

      And every license incurs a fee to Microsoft, ho ho ho....

  100. Re:What the hell is 'Pro Gaming'? by Ken+D · · Score: 1

    Everything's a spectator sport: sleeping, eating, sexing, pissing and shitting included.

  101. Re: Incorrect hit piece by HiThere · · Score: 1

    While I agree with you, I will comment that the only way I've found to disable thunderbird notices from popping up in the middle of a running virtual machine is to kill the program before I start the virtual machine. This is Linux (well, Mozilla) being equally retarded.

    FWIW, I *NEVER* want thunderbird to tell me that it's just checked my mail and I have these unread messages. *NEVER*! I check my mail when I'm not doing anything else, and I don't want to be interrupted while I'm doing something else. When I'm not in a virtual machine at least I can just close the window, but when I'm in a virtual machine even that won't work without I first disengage the virtual machine from screen capture and then close the dialog and then re-engage the virtual machine. And even normally I don't want that message. But there doesn't appear to be any way to turn it off.

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  102. Dear Microsoft, by marked · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As a somewhat hardened veteran of software installation, and the unbounded stupidity that arises from boneheaded mistakes that occur, I would like to point out the following:

    Windows 10 Update installation does not follow the guidelines for updating as explicitly laid out in your software, that is "we will update when you are not using the computer". To help matters further, we will specifically exclude during the following hours "8am to 5:30pm".

    So WHY THE FUCK WAS THERE AN UNCONTROLLED INSTALLATION OF AN OS UPDATE AT 4PM TODAY DURING THE TIME I WAS ACTIVELY USING THE SYSTEM? And when I say uncontrolled, it was not "oh click later to install, it was "we are rebooting now to install, OK". No deferral, no postponement, just instant notice.

    Not to mention that the reboot occurred during a very intense multiplayer fight that I was the host of, which effectively drop-kicked several players out into the ether without me being able to contact them to let them know what was going on.

    Did you mean 8am - to 5:30pm my local time, or that of the Microsoft HQ, in sunny whereever? It is bad enough that games developers can't actually remember how many days there are in April, yet to fuck up simple time management for updating has to be some fairly serious mismanagement on the part of senior design leads.

    Or could it be that it completely ignores it like the boneheaded mechanism that only allows 10hour "active" windows slot, because there is no possible reason why people at home could not be using it from 7 in the morning until midnight? or am I completely in the dark about usability that requires a 14 hour window to update on a daily basis?

    Of course to further the boneheaded-ness it completely fucked the graphics drivers, where it greenscreened just at idle on the desktop - to the point I had to continuously reboot until I could get to the stage where I could get a CMD prompt up and manage to type "shutdown /o /r /t 1" to get a relatively swift reboot into a mode where I say yes, I want to run a troubleshooting step, and reboot, and then select safe mode, and then reboot into it.

    Not to mention that it has been a known problem with the graphics drivers since the last update, and putting it down to "it is the responsibility of the driver manufacturers (Microsoft Engineer)" is disingenuous at best, as MS is supposed to have WHQL'd the drivers, which means that MS should have caught this problem much earlier in testing during the automated build and test phase.

    To top that then off, I can't run Microsoft EDGE because the "built in administrator account can't run it".... I can't run explorer because you've managed to switch of the command searching in the cortana interface, which means that I can't run taskmanager, command, etc. What stupidity of a design decision managed to get authorised to create this situation?

    The insider fast ring is supposed to be a way to bring light problems that exist in interaction with components. Fucking with AMD graphics drivers in this way isn't an acceptable manner of implementing software best practices.

    Now I have to spend an hour fucking around with Device driver uninstaller, because in the infinite wisdom, you've managed to disable any ability of the driver software to recognise that there is an installed device, so of course the programs bomb out with a "no recognised device" so we won't do anything remotely sensible like uninstall the graphics drivers. Then I have to spend an hour waiting whilst I roll back the installation, then reinstall drivers, then reboot, reset up profiles, and ... then reboot again. That is a considerable amount of unnecessary reboots as you rush to get untested, useless additions out into the population.

    Yours,

    Entirely Hacked Off

    1. Re:Dear Microsoft, by deadwill69 · · Score: 1

      I so wish i had points. I gave ms a similar rant last week to a rep and got crickets.

    2. Re:Dear Microsoft, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit dude. Good luck :( Shit like this is why I gave up PC gaming for consoles (and eventually Win for Lin). Although my stories aren't nearly as bad as this one, it's the little things that piled up and interrupted or prevented games from running when I just wanted to relax and have fun. Troubleshooting is not relaxing and fun. Best wishes to you and your endeavor.

    3. Re:Dear Microsoft, by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      Excellent rant. Spot-on.

      But it is not only gamers who lose (games, or prize-money) due to Windows auto-updates.

      A few years ago, I set up a 16-hour run on an expensive ($$$/hr) physics instrument. That, and my sample was air-sensitive, and had a limited lifetime, even in the inert-gas cell I enclosed it within. Last, it takes a considerable amount of time to line things very precisely for the experiment I was running.

      Next day, I came in to find the login screen. Windows had updated itself while the main software program on the computer (controlling the equipment) was actively running a scan! All collected data was gone, and so was my instrument-time charges.

      BUT WAIT! It gets even BETTER! A Windows auto-update a few years ago disabled EVERY OXFORD EDS SYSTEM ON THE PLANET. EDS = Energy Dispersive Spectroscopy --- It's used for chemical analysis in electron microscopes. There are 10's or possibly even 100's of thousands of these systems installed in most every University and Industrial Lab.

      The 'update' had wrecked the drivers for these systems. Many scientists at every damned place who suddenly lost the ability to perform their jobs wasted two days trying to figure out what was going on. How many $Millions do you think were lost because of this? Many. Oxford got right on the ball, and released a patch as soon as they could.

      My job at the time was in Failure Analysis of electronic components of satellites. The budgetary burn rate near launch is $3M – $5M per day. If a fault had been discovered in a satellite headed for the launch-pad, and a chemical micro-analysis (chemical imaging) was needed to determine whether the launch was go or no-go, Microsoft would have cost a single space program at least $10M.

      Yes, there are other brands of EDS, and other techniques for chemical analysis. But for microelectronics, EDS is the quickest. My institution did NOT have other brands, nor was it set up (ready to go) for chemical analysis by other means.

      I am still stunned that this second Microsoft-caused loss of millions of $ did not end up in a basket of lawsuits.

      And yes, I got everyone to turn off auto-updates of Windows. I had assumed that the vendors, installers, or users of these systems would have known to do this --- I was wrong.

      Whenever I visit a lab, to use their instrument, checking whether auto-updates are off is the first thing I do. Then, almost always, I have walk over to the lab's administrator (who has privileges on the computer), and fill them in.

  103. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You example is more like asking why a gamer would know how to play games. Or why a train operator would know how to operate a train. I drive a car every day, but you'd be wrong to assume that I was a mechanic.

    The only thing that playing a video game and administrating a computer have in common, is that they both involve a computer.

    If you don't know how to disable updates and administer a computer, then we wouldn't call you an administrator. We would call you a user.

  104. Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    People don't understand Microsoft. Microsoft regularly delivers evil. Delivering evil makes the top managers feel superior.

    1. Re: Microsoft by LinuxLuver · · Score: 1

      This. +1

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  105. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So basically, if you are still running Windows, for WHATever reason, *your* computer (and its data) now belongs to Microsoft..

    Bet you carry an Android device or iPhone; they had massive telemetry *way* before Windows 10 came out. (I used to work on smartphones.) And your phone knows where you are every second of the day and has all your texts and email.

    But, hey, keep panicking about M$ stealing your data, fools. Google and Apple are laughing at you, all the way to the bank.

  106. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    So enlighten us how to turn off Win10 updates. I think everyone suffering from this infection would love to know.

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  107. Re: Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So Because Windows 10 Exists, He Needs A Full Time Employee To Maintain His Box?

    Fuck You.

  108. Re:Here's how to disable Windows 10 prompts/upgrad by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    I wish you could run it under Windows 10 :-)

  109. still recompiling by DrYak · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nope, he's the BSD user, *I* am the Linux user.
    But I couldn't show up earlier: I was busy recompiling my kernel, sorry for being late.

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    1. Re:still recompiling by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      This might have been a valid excuse 15 years ago. Even more so were it 20 years ago.

      You haven't had to custom compile a kernel for a while unless you were doing some really new stuff.

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    2. Re: still recompiling by phorm · · Score: 1

      Or some old stuff. I had to do a custom kernel recently to get a capture card and the cciss driver working in RHEL7

    3. Re:still recompiling by donaldm · · Score: 1

      Nope, he's the BSD user, *I* am the Linux user. But I couldn't show up earlier: I was busy recompiling my kernel, sorry for being late.

      Oh wow someone who is still compiling their Linux kernel. What's it like in the 1990's?

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    4. Re:still recompiling by God+of+Lemmings · · Score: 2

      Are you kidding? There are gentoo users who have kernel build running on cron just for shits and giggles.

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    5. Re: still recompiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Been there. This is fact. at job though.

    6. Re: still recompiling by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      *shrug* Installed Gentoo on 486 a good couple years ago. The compile+install updates process couldn't keep up with new updates. By the time prior updates compiled and were installed there were more new pending updates than before.

      If instead of cron, I'd write "while `true` ; do emerge world ; done" I'd still never catch up with all the updates.

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    7. Re: still recompiling by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      That would be "want to" not "have to".

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    8. Re:still recompiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm using Minix3, I was here for everything, it never crashes and recompiles in 2 seconds... I think I'm going crazy.

    9. Re:still recompiling by Cederic · · Score: 1

      What the fuck does 'had to' have to do with it?

      Shit, the kids these days..

    10. Re:still recompiling by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      How would you have phrased it?

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    11. Re:still recompiling by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      Liar, I am the Linux user. I am several days late because I have been playing Tomb Raider on my Linux machine.

  110. Microsoft is setting itself to trouble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sure hope people start sueing them left and right. And that EU and other governmental agencies from other countries start looking into them quick because this is getting out of control, MS needs to be stopped and this time with harsher measures than those on the previous antitrust... clearly they didn't learn a efing thing.

  111. Re:Incorrect hit piece by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    obviously they do not have their machines configured correctly.

    What a pompous ass. Real people who have real lives sometimes want their computer to just work and not have to fight with it. The fault for all of this is Microsoft being total assholes about how they shove updates onto users who should NEVER have to opt out of updates.

  112. Re: Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because being a PC gamer means installing your own hardware. Being an office-drone means IT does it.

  113. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe, because his profession requires more control than the average user, and he should use professional grade tools to do his job?

    I mean would you expect a Construction Worker to use the same $30 drill (http://www.homedepot.com/p/Ryobi-5-5-Amp-3-8-in-Variable-Speed-Drill-D43K/205216326) that I use at home? Or would you expect him/her to use the better sturdier more complete $130 one (http://www.homedepot.com/p/Ryobi-ONE-18-Volt-Lithium-Ion-Cordless-Drill-Driver-and-Impact-Driver-Kit-2-Tool-P882/203406854) that is more drill than I need for my occasional needs?

    I would expect a construction worker to know the difference between a drill and and impact drill, and not to use the impact drill on low torque or fragile items. I'd also expect DeWalt, Makita or the red guys over Ryobi. At least you didn't suggest they use Black and Decker or Harbor Freight...

  114. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not necessarily. Being good at soccer doesn't make me any better at lawn care, despite soccer being played on grass.

  115. Too bad the article was wrong... by cjmnews · · Score: 2

    The Guardian reporting on tech seems not to be good. They reported that Windows 10 installed automatically, when actually it was an update to an installation of Windows 10 that already existed.

    The Twitch stream clearly shows that he had Windows 10 installed already.
    It then shows him looking for a way to delay the upgrade...

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  116. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gamers are pretty much the last bastion of home Windows users.

    For now, at least. Vulkan starting to look promising.

  117. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Nemyst · · Score: 1

    How did "You can't refuse updates" turn into "All your base are belong to us"? Microsoft's reasoning for this isn't the conspiracy theory that so often shows up on /., it's a much tamer one: Windows has had a long, long history of being the primary (and sometimes only) malware target, and one of the biggest vectors for this was that people would keep refusing/defering updates because they were doing something at the time or didn't want to restart or whatever. They'd have their "friend who's good with computers" come over and disable all those "annoying popups", then a few weeks later they'd be yet another zombie in a botnet or would be infested with adware.

    By forcing people to update, no ifs no buts, Microsoft is trying to ensure that as few exploits as possible are available at any given time. It's basically like teaching children to brush their teeth, except the children are petulant adults who never ever want to learn anything about their computers.

  118. Works better on Linux by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

    Watched a bunch of Dota 2 live streams lately, noticed way too many "windows intrusions" in the form of lan lag, game restarts and system reboots. Valve's Dota 2 Linux beta is solid and the network will work properly with minimal lag, guaranteed. Only a matter of time before pro players and tournament organizers notice that. Farting around with a second rate operating system costs big money at that level.

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    1. Re:Works better on Linux by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      Interesting trend.

      Valve puts effort into making their games run well on Linux, probably motivated by Gabe Newell thinking that Microsoft might try to marginalize other publishers' app stores by pushing their own. Reportedly, some of their games (Left4Dead IIRC) already have performance parity with Windows.

      If Windows 10 goes the other way in terms of reliability, we might actually see games that run better on Linux than on Windows. I think my main reason to stick with Windows is crumbling...

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    2. Re:Works better on Linux by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      As far as I can see, Dota 2 already runs better on Linux. It doesn't have lan lag and doesn't ever seem to need a restart. I guess you can run a streaming server on the same box too, without worries.

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  119. "How did this happen!" ? by meadow · · Score: 0

    Blame himself for installing Windows 10. Seriously.

    Its like people in a bad relationship that always blame the other person when in fact it is their responsibility. You can never blame someone for something you are responsible for. Its your fault for getting entwined in the bad relationship and not walking away when you knew it was bad. If you don't walk away, how can you blame the other person? No one owes you anything.

    Its up to you to determine what you want and also what you don't want. If the universe determines it for you because of your failure to decide, you may not like the result, but don't bitch about it.

  120. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by nukenerd · · Score: 3, Funny

    Obviously this means trusting some guy on the internet more than Microsoft

    No problem then.

  121. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by peragrin · · Score: 1

    Actually it is. I can't tell you the number of problems I solve daily by entering a search string into google.

    My most annoying one? A coworker who has lived in the state for 60 years can't google a town name to know what day our delerivery people will be there.

    It isn't even complicated. North of a highway are mon, Wed. South of it tues , Thursday and Friday's get two special areas not covered by those two.

    Town, st. Up comes google maps. Answer. Done

    Still she can't do that and gets it wrong daily.

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  122. Re: Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just buy msdn, you get 5 copies of windows 10 enterprise

  123. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by nukenerd · · Score: 1

    I do have an Android tablet and it tells me I am in Uxbridge (a London suburb). In fact I am about 150 miles from there, in Wales (promise to tell no-one). So I'm not too worried about their telemetry unless they are bluffing.

  124. Re:What the hell is 'Pro Gaming'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do we allow football to become a spectator sport?
    Your reasons for playing are not everyone elses reasons.

  125. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by nukenerd · · Score: 1

    Agreed. Ryobi stuff is crap. It fails after the year's guarantee, and it's impossible to get spares for it.

  126. Re: Computer literacy is at all times low by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    Fuck Yourself.

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  127. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    I would expect a guy who's toolkit is a computer to know the difference between Window10 Home and Windows10Pro/ENT/Superduper Edition.

    But then again, that was kind of my point.

    And Windows is the Ryobi of operating systems ;)

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  128. I hate MS, but The guardian has it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While this is shitty behavior, this is not an automatic W10 install.
    Dude already had W10 installed, this was an automatic Update, followed by a restart, not an automatic dist-upgrade.

  129. Time for an anti-trust indictment against Microsof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft is clearly violating anti-trust laws, and maybe some criminal laws, too, probably anti-hacking laws for taking over control of people's computers that they bought and paid for. Haul Microsoft's CEO out into the streets and flog the son of a bitch, then send is ass back to the shithole country he came from. Break up Microsoft and sell off the pieces to other companies, and use the money to educate people on installing and using Linux instead. Problems all solved.

  130. So what else is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a friggin' Mac already. Oh, I guess you like Windows after all. Stop wasting all our time then with your ranting and ridiculously boring stories about Windows, drivers, and antivirus software.

  131. Nuclear controllers? by taikedz · · Score: 1

    I wonder if there are any, against all wisdom, control posts for nuclear facilities that are running Windows 7 or 8, that really, cannot, must not, be interrupted during sensitive operations.

    That will be the BEST time to update.

    Any publicity is good publicity, right?

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  132. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had a computer that had a a bad ram bit. Took a bunch of random crashes and then a custom written memory tester to figure it out. Since I was pre-employment age, ofc I didn't replace it, No sirre! I loaded TSRs up in a particular order, then ran one called "eatmem" that would allocate a fixed amount of memory covering the bad bid, then continued loading drivers after it.

  133. Just Update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or you could update and not have to worry about the nagging reminders.

  134. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

    I mean would you expect a Construction Worker to use the same $30 drill (http://www.homedepot.com/p/Ryobi-5-5-Amp-3-8-in-Variable-Speed-Drill-D43K/205216326) that I use at home?

    The difference here is that there is no difference whatsoever between the internals of the different kinds of Windows, and it costs Microsoft literally $0 more to press the pro CDs. The two situations are not at all analogous.

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  135. MS-Rape by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

    NO MEANS NO, MICROSOFT.

  136. Not Windows 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The message asks the forecaster to update to Windows 10. So, the OS must have been 7 or 8.

  137. From a long time user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me contribute a story from a different angle.

    I grew up on Microsoft products including MS-DOS (anyone remember DESQView?), Win3.x, Win95, Win98, NT4, 2K, XP. Skipped Vista. Win7, Win8.1. Tried Win10 and went back to Win7 and Win8.1 for the pen support + Classic Start Menu. Have used Macintosh, QNX, FreeBSD, and Linux Slackware on occasions then later used Arch Linux on Raspberry Pi and CentOS for VPS. I developed code in assembly, user space, and kernel space work. Have written game cheats, viruses, malware, cracks, and hacks. Contributed to open source and developed utilities some of you may even use. I stayed with MS for one thing. UI and gaming. I have seen an erosion of my control of the OS. I'm being protected against myself from doing what I want to do. That's too bad. You can't get a lifer that likes MS operating systems as much as me and now I can see the end coming. Granted that *NIX UIs have never looked and felt as good as MSFT to me, the number of differences is closing every decade. I learned a lot about the system thanks to Microsoft. The Romanian tech industry also thanks you as do the US, Russians, Chinese, Hungarian, and German underground communities.

    There's one thing you can't touch. Disrupting any form of entertainment purposes is off limits. I don't care how much you want to save people from themselves. The moment the OS tells you what you need to do is when I stop caring or championing it. The OS should help users do more, in less time, and provide training wheels to those that need it. I still really hate pure console and vi/emac. It doesn't make me productive. Someday I may switch over to ReactOS. The OS is sacred. The PC is not a Windows Phone where the platform provider owns everything. Stop with this thinking. You will fail. I will not use you. I will not support any family members that use you. I will let you slowly fail to obscurity if you keep beating me down with features. Telemetry won't save you. You need to listen to your best champions.

  138. You shutdown windows not put it to sleep. by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

    On a metered connection (any connection) if Win10 isn't shut down it will use all the bad width to update itself. Gaming well you take your chances :)

    Win7 after april 4th 19 2015 I stopped all updates, and sorted through the ones required and didn't mess with the ones that has wishywashie explanations of what they did.

    The one in question is the one that kept force feeding u Win10, after collecting gobs of your data.

    to add - don't underestimate the value of a HOSTS file.

  139. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice shill. Maybe tell us what telemetry ios has? Or did Microsoft not give you a memo with whatever their lies are.

  140. Re: Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah, he should be able to run Windows 7 without it breaking his income stream and programs to push Windows 10 randomly. He doesn't need a special tool to do his job: he just needs Microsoft to not remotely break HIS tool. Windows 7. The thing he paid for. Remember, this guy communicated to his machine AT LEAST ONCE that he didn't want to change version to 10. Microsoft then changed the patch so it would slide in silently on him, ignoring his clearly communicated user preference. That is overtly hostile, and should probably be illegal.

  141. Re: Incorrect hit piece by dwywit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've seen two failures to revert to 7. Six hours of troubleshooting and I finally gave up, and started a fresh install of 7.

    It seems that W10 did something to the boot sector of the drive. Recovery fixboot, fixmbr, etc, etc, enable all legacy/UEFI boot in the BIOS - none of it worked. I could see the partitions when the HDD was plugged into another machine, so I was able to rescue the customer's data, but it just wouldn't boot the OS - not even a splash screen. Had to boot to recovery from an installation disc.

    W10 will have to stabilise (and I mean that in the most generous sense) before I'm prepared to recommend it to customers. W7 end-of-life isn't until 2020, it'll do just fine until then.

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  142. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've got an Android tablet for travel web use. I don't fully control it but it's not used for anything important. It's essentially disposable.
    I've got a work windows phone. It's used for phone calls and trivial web use.
    I've got a desktop PC running Linux Mint. It's got all my important stuff on it. And I control it, not the other way round. I select the distro, the desktop environment, the file system, when how and which updates are applied etc. If I don't like the distro choices I can use another, or even build LFS or switch to another free OS like FreeBSD.

  143. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by sims+2 · · Score: 1

    I run "Classic Discussion System (D1)" and I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. Is that something you see on a particular device or browser or is it a problem with the new "Interactive Discussion System (D2)"?

    A lot of the settings appear to be frozen as changes don't save.

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  144. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by macs4all · · Score: 2

    I run "Classic Discussion System (D1)" and I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. Is that something you see on a particular device or browser or is it a problem with the new "Interactive Discussion System (D2)"?

    A lot of the settings appear to be frozen as changes don't save.

    I don't know what you mean about "Classic Discussion System" vs "Interactive Discussion System". I understand the words; but don't know how to tell which one I am using. If it helps, it is the Discussion System that LOOKS like Slashdot has looked for basically ever.

    It happens on my work Win 7 laptop running Chrome, and on my iPad running Mobile Safari. That's the only two things I browse Slashdot with. And it just started doing this about 2 weeks ago.

    My comments Post just fine; I just have to ignore the "Working..." Spinny thing. It goes away if I use the Browser's "Back" button and then "Forward"; but MY POST DOESN'T SHOW UP until I leave /. COMPLETELY and come back.

    For a "geek" site, Slashdot has some of the LAMEST web coders in the known universe. Seriously. I HATE phpBB with a purple passion; but even IT has a "styled" editing system (I am SO sick of typing HTML Tags just to have a damned Blank Line between Paragraphs, or a FUCKING ITALICIZED WORD, that I could SCREAM), and a way to "re-edit" Posted comments. It isn't a damned LEGAL CONTRACT, FFS. Let us EDIT THAT TYPO AFTER POSTING!!!!

    But I digress...

  145. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

    I'd be happy if they'd just fix the FOREVER spinny-thing when you Post.

    Try right clicking the "Reply to This" tab and opening a new tab instead of Replying in-line. THAT should do the trick of getting rid of the FOREVER Spnny-thing.

  146. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by TodPunk · · Score: 2

    Specifically:

    Right click Start Menu -> Computer Management -> Services -> Windows Update -> Stop and Disable

    Not exactly black magic of Windows administration, albeit well beyond most users. Just pointing out administrating a computer should enable you to do this.

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  147. Re:What the hell is 'Pro Gaming'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's with all the negative "I don't care, surely no one else does! Why is this on Slashdot?!" comments lately? Go moderate the firehose.

    Intellectual consistency.

    Sports happen to other people, so they don't matter.

    Sexual harassment doesn't happen to them, so it doesn't matter.

    SJWs happen to them, so SJWs matter. Obvs!

  148. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd expect him not to even mention Ryobi

  149. Re:What the hell is 'Pro Gaming'? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    Answer the following:

    What does gaming have to do with managing a firewall?
    Do you hold the receptionist playing with Outlook and Freecell to the same admin standard, and if not, why?
    Why is Pro Gaming a "problem"?
    Why do you think you have any influence at all on what does and doesn't become a spectator sport?
    How does a leaderboard differ from the official tennis rankings, or the leading teams in the FIFA cup?
    Why do you become a loser just because someone else plays a competitive sport? The soccer ICC is about to start, does that make me a loser because I kick a soccer ball around with a few mates after work?

  150. This happened to me by GrahamCox · · Score: 2

    This happened to me last week. I wasn't streaming or anything, but I was playing Dirt Rally. It was an online stage, which you only get one shot at per day. 30 seconds in, W10 decides it needs to do some upgrading right then, so it collapses my game into a window, throws crap all over the screen and forces a restart. Afterwards, due to Dirt Rally policy of disallowing a stage restart if the game is exited mid-stage, I was unable to have another shot at it. In the overall scheme of things it matters very little, but I was absolutely blown away by the sheer chutzpah of the OS doing that.

    I'm a Mac guy, and only use W10 to run this game - it's nothing but a launcher as far as I'm concerned. Macs may be many things (and a great gaming platform isn't one of them, hence I have a PC for that), but I can't imagine a Mac ever doing something this obnoxious. If they ever do, that's the end of me upgrading for sure.

    If anyone knows how I can disable this I'm all ears. I have everything else disabled that I can see - location, Cortana, etc, etc, but it STILL thinks it knows better.

  151. 4Head by Woldscum · · Score: 1

    Fl0m LUL 4Heah FeelsBadMan

  152. Re:Well maybe... by Spacelord · · Score: 1

    Comprehensive reading is not your strong point I take it?

    This person was already running Windows 10, but then Windows decided on its own that it was time to install some random updates and that this was more important than what the owner of the computer was doing with is computer at the time.

    This is bordering on malware practices.

  153. Re: Incorrect hit piece by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is really not a nice thing to do to your customers, and even automatically uninstalls software that it deems incompatible with 10.

    Not quite true, it uninstalls software that it deems incompatible with Microsoft's revenue stream (i.e. non-MS software).

  154. Re: Incorrect hit piece by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This gamer should be setting the time to not when he's streaming.

    That's by far the wrong answer, enough to the point that the term 'gross incompetence' comes to mind. No well working software should ever automatically do anything that has a high risk of completely trashing your system without i.e. giving you the opportunity to back up your data. (And worse is that this thing sets you up for two high risk operations, in addition to deleting software you have without asking you.)

  155. Just mark LAN as metered connection by iamacat · · Score: 1

    Like this. Note that to change the registry key, you need to first take its ownership and then give yourself permission to edit it, while running regedit as Administrator. No more updates. Poof!

    You are welcome.

    1. Re:Just mark LAN as metered connection by Gumbercules!! · · Score: 1

      No more updates sounds like a pretty bad idea. How about setting updates to manual and installing them when you have time? Wouldn't that be a _significantly_ better idea?

    2. Re:Just mark LAN as metered connection by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Windows 10 Home does not have manual updates option. This registry hack is the only manual update option available. Besides it's not like updates are urgent if the computer is behind built in firewall and NAT, and only used for Steam games.

    3. Re:Just mark LAN as metered connection by Gumbercules!! · · Score: 1

      I don't know. I'd suggest the updates that prevent known browser hijacks, for example, would probably be worth it, for home users who are behind NAT. While I understand what you're saying, I find it difficult to suggest not patching as a solution to not having to reboot, now and then. How many home users, who are behind NAT and just play games, need 24x7 uptime? It is entirely possible to select "reboot in 4 hours" several times, generally for more than a day. Who needs more than 24 consecutive hours of a game in steam, without a reboot?

    4. Re:Just mark LAN as metered connection by iamacat · · Score: 2

      My browser does not require reboots to self-update. On the other hand, my software DVR, video transcoding jobs or Plex server do not take well to reboots. Also, this is my computer and gaming is a pure leisure activity where threshold of inconvenience is pretty low. I want to pause the game and then instantly pick it up exactly where I left it a couple of days later. Not log in, then sit through 5 minutes of "working on updates", then wait for game to load, then restart from last savepoint. Every other computing device I have manages to not harass me somehow, and so did the gaming PC till Windows 10.

      In any case, if these were infrequent interruptions for highly exploitable security holes, I wouldn't mind. It's just that Microsoft is pushing random crap every few days, often with the effect of breaking previously working software and hardware.

  156. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by QuesarVII · · Score: 1

    That's not what I remember using TSR in DOS, and I wrote some.

    You'd make your TSR as a function that was called in lieu of the timer interrupt - you'd replace the address the timer int would jump to with the address of your function, and then at the end of your function you'd jump to the original timer interrupt address to let it do it's usual thing. That also allowed multiple TSRs to load; they'd just chain 1 after the other and the last 1 would finally call the normal timer int. As such, the TSR code ran every time the timer interrupt fired.

  157. Common Misconception re windows 10 by Provocateur · · Score: 2

    People seem to think that it is windows TEN that they're getting, when 10 is binary, pure and simple. That is why the question posed to the user is always 1-Yes 0-No There is really no representation for 'later' in binary. MS should simply post the EULA as the real question, with the usual two choices at the end: Agree or decline. This way, you are already familiar with the deception er I mean the EULA, and can respond accordingly

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  158. Windows 10, the new malware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm surprised no one has called Microsoft out for using malware type tactics to push Windows 10 upgrades

  159. Let's be fair, here by Gumbercules!! · · Score: 2

    The article talks about an automated Windows 10 installation and quote: "Regardless of how good Windows 10 might be and how automatic installs boost user numbers, forcing it down the throats of unsuspecting gamers, weather people and workers isn’t exactly going to breed goodwill among Windows users" but it's very clearly just a Windows Update on a machine already running 10.

    You may say this is a minor distinction: the PC still rebooted when he didn't want it to - but it's still shoddy journalism with an obvious axe to grind. This isn't a case of Windows being forced down someone's throat - it's a case of a normal Windows Update, which would have been warning him for hours of the pending reboot and he had the opportunity to disable.

    Furthermore, how did Microsoft get into the position of forcing reboots for updates on people? Because people ignored updates, otherwise, resulting in millions of unpatched XP boxes and everyone blaming Microsoft. So Microsoft is damned if they do and damned if they don't.

    As much as I hate the forced reboot effect of patches, I know how we got to this point and I understand why it's like this. Microsoft updates do warn you and allow you to put the reboot off for 1 or 4 hours (repeatedly) so again, I think he had some opportunity to prevent this. Additionally, he's effectively a "professional sportsman", so he should know his equipment. It's not like you cannot turn off automated updates. He should have done that. If his job revolves around needing his PC to not be interrupted in real time, he should have taken the simple steps required to make that happen.

  160. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by cas2000 · · Score: 1

    WTF would anyone bother to remember stupid obsolete shit like that?

    or worse, remember it with fond nostalgia: "I used to get poked in the eye every morning with a chili-coated fork. Those were the days!"

    that crap sucked back then, and neither nostalgia nor hindsight make it suck any less.

  161. Turn of automatic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can turn off automatic restart, and even the notifications are pretty unnoticable. Learn to work you shit. Maybe restart your computer beforehand so if there's anything pending you don't get hit? I turn mine off every night and never get notifications, the only reason I know it gets updates is because it does the "installing updates don't turn off your PC" thing during shutdown or startup.

  162. Angry German Kid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > "What. What!? How did this happen! Fuck you Windows 10!" Flom said. "Oh my God! You had one job PC. We turned off everything. Update faster you fuck!"

    The Angry German Kid has grown up and now has a job. By he is still angry :)

  163. Re: Incorrect hit piece by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

    Actually, depending on your windows update settings, windows 10 can fully automatically install without any user intervention, and in fact does so. What happens though is it upgrades you're machine to 10, boots to it, and then shows you an EULA, which if you decline, then it downgrades back to 7.

    This is really not a nice thing to do to your customers, and even automatically uninstalls software that it deems incompatible with 10.

    Where in the word "Microsoft" do you see the word "nice" ?

    They're a soulless corporation that doesn't give a shit if their users are actually happy so long as the users are locked into the ecosystem (or too lazy / stupid to break out of it).

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  164. Not just stream viewing by some+old+guy · · Score: 1

    Like an idiot, I figured I'd eventually be stuck with Win10 on my gaming box after MS sunsets Win7 support, so I tried it out on my year-old, fair-to-middling quality home-built rig. All of my performance-hit fears were soon realized, including network lag, bandwidth usage, really crappy GPU support (on a GTX 980 Ti ferchrissakes!), and crashes/reboots due to interminable windows updates. Silly me. It was like trying to play the original Everquest on a Zenith 286.

    Reinstalling Win7 cleanly, sans all the annoying Win10 "free upgrade" updates, is OK for now. When Win7 support sunsets, it's Steam on Linux for me.

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  165. The F word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm getting damned tired of seeing the F word all over the Internet. Don't those dingbats who use that word have any other word in their working vocabulary that they can use?

    I suggest that if you're quoting something that has the F word in it, edit it out by replacing it with something less obnoxious.

    1. Re:The F word by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Fuck that. If you're quoting something, quote it properly.

  166. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know where this misinformation comes from. You can defer UPGRADES but not UPDATES. Upgrades are the ones where the version number increases, so far we had one of these.

  167. Re: Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah I know it's a shitty situation, but what I'm getting at is people are complaining about a missing feature that exists on a different version of the same product.

    Car analogy, I want a car (Windows 10 Computer) that is an electric/diesel hybrid (a feature some cars have, but not all cars or even most cars have) but I bought/stole a car that runs on only gasoline, thanks for fucking me out of being able to use diesel Car Company X, even though you sell cars to people that run electric/diesel for more money than the car I'm using.

    You could modify your gas only car to run the way you want by replacing the engine or whatever (firewalling update servers, hosts file / disable windows update service / etc) but complaining about a feature that you don't get out of the box with one version but DO get out of the box in a different version is just plain silly.

  168. Re: Computer literacy is at all times low by Matheus · · Score: 1

    You don't have to have Enterprise:
    http://www.forbes.com/sites/go... ...you are slightly more screwed if you have the "Home" edition tho. ...and for the mod who marked my original post "Redundant" :-P

  169. Why all of the hate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm still here using Windows 10 on my personal and work desktops just fine, wondering where all of the problems I'm supposed to be having are. I work in IT and am an avid gamer and computer nerd.

  170. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by sinij · · Score: 1

    Yes, but it puts failing to disable Win10 updates so it doesn't interrupt your stream into perspective when you compare it to crap we had to go through just to get the game to correctly load.

  171. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Minion+of+Eris · · Score: 1

    ... DOS=HIGH ...

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  172. Re:Time for an anti-trust indictment against Micro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read the EULA.

  173. how to truly disable auto updates in windows 10. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -enter "gpedit.msc" in run (windows key + r)

    -navigate to computer configuration -> administrative templates -> windows components -> windows update

    -find "configure automatic updates" setting in right window

    -select "disable"

    You're welcome

  174. What we did by Michaelejahn · · Score: 1

    https://www.grc.com/never10.ht... Perhaps that might help ?

  175. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Keybounce · · Score: 1

    If I recall correctly, one was using bank-switching, so that while you had a 640K address range (alright, it was a full 1M, but parts of it were reserved for other memory mapped things because IBM knows how to design for the future), the memory space you reached changed as you adjusted what pages mapped where. This one worked on 286's that could not actually use a 32 bit memory space. I don't recall if it worked on plain 8086's or not.

    The other just gave you a straight 32 bit memory range, but required that your users update to a 386 processor.

    that crap sucked back then, and neither nostalgia nor hindsight make it suck any less.

    If your processor *cannot* access more than 1M of address space no matter what, than you have to come up with some way to do this.

    Bank switching is *old* technology. Heck, my Atari 2600 had an add-on expansion that gave it (again, from memory) two switchable 2K banks of memory, so that your 4K addressing range could access a total of 8K of ram, plus routines to load the next section of your game from cassette tape. Surprisingly, the same chips that Atari used in the 2600 gave much better graphics when you upgraded the ram from about 128 bytes to 4K -- over-designed chips.

  176. Back to being evil by LinuxLuver · · Score: 1

    Microsoft looked for a year or two there as though they might have learned that behaving like user-disregarding monopolist was a bad idea. Apparently not. Old habits die hard.

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  177. Own fault.. by SuperDre · · Score: 1

    That's what you get from just clicking without reading the message.. He had a message a few days before the actual upgrade on when it was automatically gonna upgrade, and he was able to set a different time...... So all in all it's his own fault..

  178. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a Win 8.1 Pro and Win 8.1 regular install. None of them have automatically started installing.

    My mom on the 8.1 regular clicked on the popup once and was about to start it but called me. I left it to her, and she decided to cancel. It's still on 8.1

    The only time 10 was even beginning to install is if I set it to manual and I went in without unchecking the clearly marked Windows 10 update option.

  179. Re:Computer literacy is at all times low by cas2000 · · Score: 1

    Yes, I know. Even my TRS-80 did similar in the 70s (and the TRS-80 sucked so bad that you had to open it up and solder in an extra RAM chip if you wanted lowercase letters).

    My point was not that it was unnecessary or that it didn't serve a useful purpose but that having to do it sucked. nostalgia doesn't magically make it not suck.

    and while these things were clever (and very much appreciated) hardware hacks to work around quite severe limitations, the crappy hardware that had those limitations still sucked - even though it may have been State Of The Art and quite desirable at the time.

    I must be some kind of mutant - my nostalgia doesn't come with rose-coloured glasses.

  180. Re: Computer literacy is at all times low by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

    No, it doesn't. With Pro you can only defer updates, you can't outright refuse them. Only Enterprise has this feature, and even then you can't do it on an individual basis, it has to be done via a domain setting to tell the OS to only update via a local WSUS server. And even that isn't reliable enough, typically in an enterprise setting it's also necessary to block access to Microsoft's update servers at the network level.

  181. Re: Computer literacy is at all times low by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

    You realize that these solutions are unrealistic to the typical home user, right? Especially this gamer who likely doesn't want to use wifi. There really is no option to both have updates enabled AND make it prompt you before installing them.

  182. Upgrade to Pro by EagleRider70 · · Score: 1

    If you upgrade to Windows 10 Professional, you can control when and how you take updates. I do this, and it works just fine. You can find the instructions here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Windo...

  183. recompiling Mesa by DrYak · · Score: 1

    I am several days late because I have been playing Tomb Raider on my Linux machine.

    Yup, I feel your pain. It was an anxious wait until RadeonSI hit the opengl 4.2~4.3 milestone in Mesa.

    (To all the other regular /. readers: sorry for the deep insider joke).

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