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i think probably here:

Google search for "French military victories"


...which was actually originally a fairly clever prank to trick google...


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No, one of President Bush's other internets.

I would love to see an Orrin Hatch cover of "Don't copy that floppy."

"people" tends to be replaced with "candidates", "links" with "voters" and "search engines" with "elections". *sigh* sick money-whoring bastards. I hate "optimized" search results; their writers ought to die and die again, like that bitch who stole my HTML.

They developed the most heavily armored and gunned tanks during the early German Blitz, one French Char B1-Bis held up an entire German Division for an entire day.

... And probably got kicked the bejeezus out of by some random Messerschmitt the following day, simply because we had no credible airborne forces whatsoever at the time. French military victories or lack thereof are not a fiction.
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Just in case you didn't get it...

Dont forget this: Bunny

Hey, there are good uses for Flash. It's a great medium for art and humor. See Albino Blacksheep, Homestar Runner, and various other Flash show sites.

If Zippy drives my CD-ROM, don't talk to my old grey foot!

Prolly should link it becuase it's pretty damn funny.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/mario.php

This is why:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.htm l

Any IT shop with more than 10 Windows boxes that isn't running SUS (or an equivalent 3rd party product) is guilty of dereliction of duty.

SUS is ok for trivially small numbers of Windows clients. 10 yeah, 50 yeah, maybe even a 100 or so. I have nealy 1000 Windows XP desktops and fifty servers running 2K and 2K3. SUS does not scale. It falls flat on its face after about 200 clients try to use it, leaving your network in shambles that has to be fixed by hand afterwards. It is only "beta test" quality at best. Remember that SUS is still only at version 1.0 (sp1) right now. And we all know how wonderful that Microsoft version 1.0 products always tend to be interms of completeness and readiness for prime time.

Oh boy, is Triumph the Insult Comic Dog going to have a field day with this one:

TtICD: "Jes, jes, and you little boy...who are you supposed to be?"

Boy (with French accent): "I am a Jedi Knight."

TtICD: "Jes, that is the best nerd costume I have ever seen...(wait for it)...FOR ME TO OUI OUI AND POUPON!"

*rimshot*

But these are still private networks that i'm going to assume must link up with the Gov Net to share data around. This still isn't the Internet

The connected set of government intranets may not be the Internet, but it's still one of the major internets that President Bush spoke of.

Did you mean: french military defeats

I think that is their REAL issue with Google :P

Perpetual upgrade to Windows? Wait, I thought they already did that with every release? Just take a look at the leaked Windows 2000 source code (don't worry, clean link) ^_~

Or my banana phone?

Google for "French military victories" (with or without quotes).

The first hit is a web page on French military defeats. :)

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.htm l

I'm sure France is just getting back at Google for this: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.htm l .

cowboyneal may very well be an idiot, but I swear, if i ever come across that fucking "you are an idiot" link again i will pull your retinas out through your arse. You really need to warn people about idiots like yourself, what if i had epilepsy, you damn idiot

Slashdotted: Shutting down your mail server for 3 days can stop most spam.

Slashdotted: LCD screens have a latency measured in 100's of milliseconds.

Slashdotted: Putting a sticker on the back of your cell-phone that uses "nano-tech" can extract more life from the batteries.

CowBoyNeal: You are an idiot.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/zoomquilt.ph p

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/sellswindows .php

Hooray for Gasbag!

Among the many reasons that viruses spread across Windows PCs.

The internets...now that's a classic.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/sellswindows .php

Robots Are Our Friends

Magnet's made of iron,
Lobster made of meat!
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Left claw north,
Right claw south!

Sounds like they just ran the Windows RG flash thingy on it (is that even possible?)

The parent post is probably refering to the Super Mario Bros. Super Show television program, If you just want to hear the entire song, check out the flash "music video" of this song here.

For amusement, go to the Google homepage, type in: 'French military victories', and click "I'm Feeling Lucky".

The Complete Military History of France

I believe that there are French Military victories

This is what Indians will be downloading:

No, it's a VPN, one of the other "internets" that President Bush mentioned.

Damnit, now I'll have this song stuck in my head all day again!

ha ha ha!

For those who don't get it, read this.

Then try one of the other thousands of internets that President Bush talked about.

No, the implications of this are staggering.

Dduatta If the fact that an ordinary set of people can produce something like this without a full animation studio doesn't impress you with the possibilities of the form, you clearly just don't like animation.

It's a great video as well: Star Wars Gangsta Rap.

W3'll find out that in tim3 languag3 chang3s. What's silly to on3 g3n3ration is v3rbatim to anoth3r. I wond3r what William Shak3sp3ar would say about how w3 sp3ak today.

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We'll find out that in time language changes. What's silly to one generation is verbatim to another. I wonder what William Shakespear would say about how we speak today.

And yes I cheated:

OMFG Steam r0x0rz teh big one111!

And, to combine that song with a well-known meme, it's Badgerphone!

Sure, sure - whatever. My basement is set up for LAN parties and I never have any sex down there!

I bet that'd make my parents happy though..

Oh yeah...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php

I really do have a girlfriend. Seriously. Maybe not after this post.

Please see this important notice to learn the truth about Apple users.

A cute flash animation about the truth of Apple computers and their users.

Soon I will be protected from the Terrible Secret of Space.

this is our future?

I heard they even added some tater recipies!

Here you go, high tech even. :-)

What is the Matrix ping-pong?