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Aparrently like alot of people here, I've just about quit going to the movies. Lots of factors, but I'm curious if any other /.ers share this reason: I'm tired of over-payed celebrity talking heads acting like they're God's gift to man. The hop on the late show to hock they're latest movie, which was just like their last one, and go on about how hard their lives are in the 11 months they don't work.

These people make hundreds of millions for pretending to be somebody on a camera for a couple months out of the year. For all the talk about globalism and evil multi-billion dollar corporations, it seems to me they're the worst offenders.

The straw that broke the camel's back for me was Cruise's little tirade - how dare a peon like you play a joke on your Thetan master!

But other times, the search engine screws you over. Case in Point - fishy

The other day at work I wanted to play Fishy, so I typed it into Google, went to the top link, and started playing. What??? They changed FISHY?? NO, they didnt, the top link was some bizarro version of fishy (bizarro at least to me) that was not nearly as good as the one I remember growing up on. http://www.google.com/search?client=googlet&q=fish y For anyone who hasnt played fishy, you need to put down what you are doing and go play

Actually...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/games/thewaitress.html

Flash has managed to create a whole new world of arcade games, making it easy for people with creative gameplay ideas into a working game. Check out the collection on eBaum's world if you're ready to destroy your productivity at work: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/games.shtml

how many people do you employ? how much do you pay in taxes? how many people use your software to run their businesses, etc.

Steve Ballmer: How much DO YOU think this advanced operating environment is worth?! ... how much do you think microsoft windows is worth??! ... all these features AND REVERSI! all for just... how much did you guess?? 500?? a 1000?? even more??? no!!! it's 99$, it's an incredible value but it's true! It's Windows from Microsoft, order today, P.O. Box, 286 D.O.S.,
EXCEPT IN NEBRASKA!

how many people do you employ? how much do you pay in taxes? how many people use your software to run their businesses, etc.

Steve Ballmer: How much DO YOU think this advanced operating environment is worth?! ... how much do you think microsoft windows is worth??! ... all these features AND REVERSI! all for just... how much did you guess?? 500?? a 1000?? even more??? no!!! it's 99$, it's an incredible value but it's true! It's Windows from Microsoft, order today, P.O. Box, 286 D.O.S.,
EXCEPT IN NEBRASKA!

...frequency distortion harmonics to alter the subsystem dynamic core communication protocol...

It's a references to this.

I give you the Mickey-inspired soluting glove:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/nicepark.html

Bah! Google Scholar doesn't even turn up any results for retro encabulator. Now, that's lame. You can't call them "the internet" if their scholarly search doesn't turn up any results for this brilliant piece of research!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/bananaphone.html/

Not the actual flash with just the song, but a tale of woe with an infectious tune.

Reminds me of this: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/nicepark.html

Her name is Slave. After I created her I started by hitting her constantly for about 5 minutes. Then I taught her all the words(using the SST) so it would be easier to make her scared of her surroundings. After she knew all the words, I placed her in a small area, surrounded by the FF Cob, with 5 Grendels. I left her there for about 20 minutes, beating her when she attempted to defend herself from the Grendels. After she was sufficiently traumatized, I put her back in the garden. In the Garden I forced her to Get, Look, Push and Pull everything around her, all the time, constantly beating her. I made her fear running so I wouldn't have to deal with that little problem(you fellow torturers out there know how annoying it is to chase them down once they get away). I also forced her to eat weeds, rewarding her when she did so. At the time I exported her, she's a quivering mass of fear. She might eat, if you're lucky, but she probably won't survive long enough for food to do any good.

To Wright, one of the most memorable albums told the story of a woman's abusive relationship and how she eventually got out of it. But a search on the Sims Exchange of the word "abuse" reveals that Sims albums have become a common therapeutic tool. All told, 63 albums deal with abuse issues.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=ballmerwi ndows.wmv Except in Nebraska!

Make sure you don't tell this guy, he'll sink like a rock....

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/flipper.html

That's Monkey Boy. Watch him dance!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/peanutbutter.html

Sort of like this?:
Florida Voting

All these posts, and not one link so that I can immediately satisfy my craving to munch dots and run away from ghosts?

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pacman.html

... and they could get the Star Wars Kid to be the executioner/enforcer.

http://ebaumsworld.com/gijoe.html

you should also check this out

The customer goes "WTF" and i say.. yea your machine is infected.

No. Over there it would be WTF, mate? Get it right.

Yeah, it was called "Cog" and took 606 takes. Link [Honda?]
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There is also this great ad from Honda I think all but one little part is real.

Yes

There's only one way to celebrate...You know it..

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

I've been too busy using Aks Jeeves, the original's more attitude-driven alternative:

Aks Jeeves -- you'll need Flash and an indifference to coarse language...

"Shut the fuck up motherfucker. Can't you see I'm busy?" -- gold!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/smackdown.html

Hmm, and I was under the impression that it's the believable claims that are actionable, not those that are cleary tongue in cheek. Nobody in their right mind would sue Ford because the Sportka is not really capable of defending the its pristine paintjob against defecating pigeons or its interior against stray cats.

In the case of the bank however, the claim looked believable, because competitors of the bank in question truely moved to an open platform.

There are just somethings that are best done with Flash

Yeah. Like this.

You may have a future with Rockwell Automation...

--grendel drago

Wow. Can't wait for this movie (actually I'm watching it right now)...but I'm scared that "Darth Gates" will do the parts of both Anakin and Jar Jar in the preq--oh wait that second one's Steve Ballmer's part...

I really hope you didn't go off too badly on the "drone in the store." Remember, he's just some guy trying to scrape out a living at minimum wage, and has nothing to do with corporate policies.

Depends on the car.

I hope it's better than my Microsoft Windows-based cat feeder.

Yeah, look a Saudi Arabia. Hot weather != less clothes when you are ruled by relgious fundamentalists. Luckily that could never happen here.

North Korea? That's not how it happens!

This may be the precursor to a major mission-critical paradigm shift for global players and local merkets alike and could be leveraged by off-shoring and out-sourcing the stockholder-value to old people in Korea.

Note: In Nagasaki, they like bukakke.

Sorta unrelated but... this article reminded me of this video on the same site. Behold the wonders of... The Internet :O

Check out the part at 2:30, pretty interesting put into today's context.

In Nagasaki, only old people like bukakke.

In Nagasaki, they like bukakke.

Think about it.

Check this out and be convinced that he really did something for Microsoft :o

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/microsoftdance.html Hahahahahaha. They shouldve taken a video of the audience while this was going on.

The power brick is the size of a washing machine and requires three-phase power.

This term for a long handled gardening tool, can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker.

Or does he ever miss? I've only heard about this guy through a friend.
Video clip of one of Ken's funnier misses.

but he's also remarkably good at putting together the pieces and figuring out a tough question that he didn't already know.

Ahhh.. you mean like this? :)

Just kidding, really. He probably just said that as a joke anyways. He was already kicking ass and had nothing more to play for at that point of the the show.

Don't worry. The asteroid won't get us. This proves it. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/endofworld.html

as is proven in this video. His mind wasn't always on trivia it seems.