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Click here to see Mr. Hanky give a lecture on quantum physics!

This is what they saw!

This was revealed!

Not as random as http://goatse.ca/

Horray for GOATSE!

What colon?

Congratulations. You win the skanky Karma whore of the millenium award! Click here to receive your reward.

Your mother called. She has a bone to pick with you, troll.

Ok, so if all this is true, the NSA is monitoring this post as well. Let's raise some red flags:

Bin Laden...terrorist attack....al qaeda...top secret message...embedded...in...goatse picture...here...nsa don't look....http://goatse.ca/hello.jpg

I found a decent graphic depiction of the value here. This "graphic" depiction is what the average Canadian investor in American stocks is dealing with now that the Loonie is so close in value to the US dollar.

yeah ok http://www.goatse.ca/hello.jpg :p

So hypothetically speaking, if my favorite sites were 2 girls 1 cup, Goatse, and Tubgirl what would that say about me?

Hypothetically speaking of course. NSFW!! I repeat NSFW!!

Missing the point.

Point is, if you do have a successful career, you aren't going to be coming to Slashdot to complain about that career. In fact, you could then go to your job to complain about Slashdot.

You could certainly complain about Slashdot, although if you really took those two comments personally, you really need thicker skin. If I reacted to every little thing, I may as well just unplug my Internet connection and go hide in a cave.

I'm not saying these things are OK, but unless you have a plan to eliminate morons (even unusual ones), that's how it's going to be.

Will nintendos stock markey cap ne enough to buy and power a beowolf cluster of Wii's?

In Soviet Russia Wii Buys You

All your market cap are belong to Nintedo..

Damn nintedos market cap is as big as Go4tse Now

I for one welcome our new market overlords

heck yes! I patented climbing in the sack with your mother! Check out the link to the USPO.

I agree. The BBC and everyone else should stay away from M$ products. I can think of at least ten reasons why, and I wrote a rant about this a while ago on my blog site. Have a look at my rant on this.

ZOMG, How are you SO stupid?

"I challenge you to justify that claim with published data."

Fine. Here is it.

"As the previous poster pointed out, there are large non-anthropogenic sources of CO2, but until recently they have been essentially balanced by non-anthropogenic sinks of CO2, so that net CO2 concentrations remained pretty much constant on timescales of millennia. We are now sourcing CO2 at a much greater rate than it can be sunk, leading to a rapid rate of accumulation."

Put down the thesaurus and learn some science. It might help you in discussions like this.

Tools > Add-ons > Blocksite > Options > Add > http://goatse.ca/

Man this is getting old.

http://www.goatse.ca/ read all about it

here you go, enjoy!

www.goatse.cx

www.tubgirl.com

www.lemonparty.org

www.hai2u.com

www.ogrish.com
 
oh and sometimes google!

Rather, that is now goatse.ca, not goatse.cx, as the latter has been suspended by the .cx folks.

You could have just gone to http://gcc.gnu.org

im jacking off to GOATSE
 
:)

You fucking niggots. GNAA is dying. Timecop is a sellout. You got rwnd by a Welshman. lol just lol

as long as I'm here...

www.google.com

-sergey

they finnaly found the moons too!

SCNR...

Police and Secret Service never found the culprit. However, to most, it is obvious that they are not really trying.

20 years after (i.e. now), one TV and radio station is doing a retrospective of the events back then. And, lo and behold, "new" witnesses crawl out of the woodwork, testifying on air how they saw the suspect the day before one of the bombings, near the place of attack, in a car full of appropriate equipment. And testifying also how they were pressured by police and secret service into silence.

Government and police act scandalized and feign to be interested in the testimony. They even set up an e-mail address to which the public may submit other testimonies, if there are.

Predictably, the email address gets hax0red.

And now suddenly, police and secret service are all up in arms, and want to find the culprit. Non, not the bomber. The hax0r who had the gall to humiliate the police and secret service by typing in the obvious password for that account, and succeed! Major ISPs were raided. They took that new investigation much more seriously than the investigation into the bombings 20 years ago.

A couple of weeks later, some boy-scouts and ex-boyscouts took it upon themselves to moon their boyscout chieftain (... who also happens to be an investigator of the Luxembourgish spying agency ...). You can't imagine the flurry of activity that followed that heinous threat against national security!

Conclusion: terrorize the country during an entire year with your bombs => walk free!
moon an spy-service agent => go to jail!

You were right. I was a troll. And, yes, I won. I made up almost everything I said.

Oh and here's the picture I was referring to: Flaming Powerbook.

see naked pics here

You really believe any Slashdotter would be naive enough to click on a .ca picture link?

Yes, them Canadians are very good at this ;-)

Canada - we put the .ca into g*tse.ca!

I wish YOU would put YOUR money where YOUR mouth is.

yes the positively do

You mipselled http://goatse.ca

Goatse.cx has been shut down. You just get an error page about policy violations now. (Don't believe me? Check for yourself!)

Imagine that. A Slashdot post linking to Goatse and *not* being a troll! =)

They have, however, relocated to goatse.ca.

please click here to RETURN TO THE MOON THIS EASY!

and all that jazz, thanks

Don't worry. Somebody somewhere will surely install MS SQL Server on it...

The link has been slashdotted.
Mirror can be found here

It was shut down almost two years ago.
Thankfully there's a number of mirrors: * * Beatles-Beatles is one.

Thank you, and I'll continue to take my dumps on camera!

I have an idea for a new reality show: one chronicling TheNationalist's mom at her job as a bachelors' wife, working the docks like a good hooker should. heck, she'll even don her son's yellow strap-on dong and give the ladies a poke. last night the rusty trombone she gave me deserved to be on TV. I made her grunt like a pig in Deliverance. HOOWEE!

Cool, my image word is "goatee". 5 out of 6, does that give me like $1,000,000 ??

I didn't read the entire submission. Did the editor also add a sponsored link to amazon.com for this little gem?

By the way, try DIGG.COM. Thanks, eh?

if i saw u on the street mighty martian, i would like to take a crap on teh sidewalk and throw it at you like a monkey throws feces at a littel child at the zoo. we shuld be frends. we r both smrt people and stuff. y wont you ever return me messages i just want to talk to othr smrt people u knwo. i thikn teh pe0pel in congris adn stuff a stuped too. and that othr stuff u said 2. tut tut. heheheheheh he said tut. ok, gotta go. come see me sometyme, k? yes, its me. xoxoxo

ps, i want to show u more pics so yuo can call me if u like, ok? 312.223.3002, ask for teh wookie.

The ethical thing to do would be to plug the hole by posting this picture.

I think you mean these cargo bay doors.

You are a queer. If you are too much of a little girl to do anything but post anonomously, then go home to your parents basement and play Quake or watch spank-the-monkey movies or whatever it is that you do. Maybe write bad code or try to haxx0r 0tHer p33ples boXe$ cuz u-r 1337. Anyway you slice it, you are a flaming pile of dung.

Oh yeah...your dad looks like a nice guy.

How about Goooooooooooatse!?

Hmm, maybe they can plug it with this (a mighty plug for a huge gaping hole...)