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http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/

BZZZT!

1) You don't know the Simpsons.
2) You don't know how to use Google and/or are too lazy to just fucking use it.

Hand in your geek certificate now.

ctrl+c. ctrl+v.

Or you can find the definitive version here.

Wait!!! Hold on a second. Why would these Creationists feel so threatened by something that doesn't threaten their belief system?!? I'm confused.

A creationist believes that humanity was created in its existing form, directly by God. The concept that humans evolved from simpler life forms directly contradicts that.

Evolution is a theory. That's all it ever has been and all it ever will be.

Just like gravity

We'll never be able to actually go out and test evolution.

False

But the same reasoning applies to intelligent design, which has made great advances in understanding life at the biochemical level.

Citation needed

Is your Google broken? This was more or less settled years ago, though as always the lawyaers will nibble at the corners.

Why not just link to a google search for "eula upheld in court". What does the abuse add to your argument?

Is your Google broken? This was more or less settled years ago, though as always the lawyaers will nibble at the corners.

I'll pardon your ignorance if you pardon my advice to just fucking google it.

Now that's just rude! The least you could do was provide a link.

You already understand the first steps of keeping track of votes; you laid it out in your last paragraph there. I'm sure that you can figure out the rest if you think about how to keep track of the paper after it goes into the box; then you will have worked out an audit trail system for yourself.

Erics Python IDE

Wing IDE

Komodo

If you're hell-bent on using an Editor, I can warmly recommend jEdit for Python stuff. It's the best Editor in existance.

And one more thing: There is this think called 'Google', you may have heard of it. It usually answers this sort of question in under 10 seconds.

Here's my answer to this particular Ask Slashdot.

You've ripped off the original. Which you can use to actually provide a useful query string instead of just snark.

Here's my answer to this particular Ask Slashdot.

You've ripped off the original. Which you can use to actually provide a useful query string instead of just snark.

I hate to do this but...
http://justfuckinggoogleit.com/search.pl?query=sailing%20faster%20than%20wind%20speed

>;-)

.haeger

Does she even fly at all?

Customs, at least, has been known to demand the keys to a laptop, and having it obviously encrypted could delay travel significantly.

Also, there are significant problems with at least some FDE products, currently -- the "cold boot" cracks, in particular. Does she shut her laptop down every time, or only leave it on standby? Does the software actually purge the key from RAM on shutdown?

Other than that, well, do your own damned homework.

I'd suggest BitLocker, mostly because it's built-in -- kind of like, "What would you suggest for unzipping files in Windows XP?" Well, probably the "Compressed Folder" feature, right?

Under other circumstances, I'd recommend Truecrypt or dm_crypt, because you really should be using open source software for anything sensitive -- but you specifically asked for Vista, so that's fairly moot.

But I haven't done my homework.

Montgommary(sp?) Ward.

Here you go.

grue

How would one potentially do something like this? Is it a setting inside the modem or router's firmware?

It's a setting found when you RTFM!!. Try Google, in fact I recommend also visiting this site http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/. Yes that's a real site, it's safe to visit, and it's very funny although somehow you yourself might not think so.

So yes, for common knowledge that is easily looked up via Google, remember that RTFM stands for READ THE FUCKING MANUAL and Google is a great method of fulfilling "manual". Thank you.

If you had internet, you wouldn't need to ask stupid questions. How you're posting without internet, I don't know.

"It doesn't matter how much you hate Microsoft twitter, the reality is that the vast majority of malware/trojan infections on Windows PCs are the result of user action, or the lack thereof."

Yes, I agree ... and that action is ... [wait for it] ... they hit the Power button when there was a network cable connected to the router.

"Why do you think UAC is so annoying in Vista? Because Microsoft developers had nothing better to do?"

It's called security theater. You might want to Google it.

"The bad old days when Microsoft software put convenience over security are long gone, so you might want to find a different way to make your case against Windows."

No. Actually the original argument still works fine, and is valid. Witness the Security Theater that is UAC. For some strange reason my Linux system is far more secure than any system running Vista, XP, Win9x or any other M$ OS, and yet it accomplishes this security without ever throwing a pop-up asking me if it was really me trying to accomplish a task I initiated. Hmmm ....

http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/

what the F**k is Google?
http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/search.pl?query=TLD

There's this thing called the Internet; you can use it to search for information! A quick search here would have revealed that it stands for Top Level Domain, like ".com", ".us", or ".jfgi".

It's spelled Soylent.

Here is a resource which could help prevent these sorts of situations in the future.

Why can't you just fucking google him

http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/search.pl?query=us+oil+import+top+countries

Looks like for 2007 Mexico was second place, but Saudi Arabia has really pulled out all the stops for 08, they might actually be serious when they tell Bush they ain't got no more.

This one sums up all of them pretty well.

Someone wake me up when theyÃ(TM)re selling a board which has a few GigE network ports (and can really saturate them), at least 4 SATA II ports, and one PCIe Slot. I don't really want some old inefficient 3D video accelerator either.

Here. Get yourself a Core2 capable Mini-ITX motherboard with two gigE ports, 6 SATA ports (port-multiplier capable as well) and a PCIe x16 slot.

If you need more, you're well beyond "small server". Heck, that's more than enough grunt for the average office fileserver.

Considering mATX or regular ATX motherboards as well (what 4-drive case are you considering that can't fit a mATX or ATX board ?) and you've got dozens, if not hundreds, of choices.

A lot of these "Ask Slashdot" questions are from people who would be better off being told to just fucking google it.

It's not "elitist" to say that they should do bit of basic research first; or are slashdot users mostly such low-expectation under-achieving slobs who crave any sort of interaction, even from someone who doesn't care enough about what they want to do to take the time to actually *learn* enough to ask smart questions? If they don't give enough of a shit to do some research first, I don't see why anyone should give enough of a shit to help them.

Really, this ranks right up there with people asking us to do their fucking HOMEWORK for them! "For my class project I want to do blah blah blah ... please tell me how to do it ..."

Even the slashvertisements are better.

"I wouldn't bet my life on that..."

Full details can be found at http://justfuckinggoogleit.com/

This site will help http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/

Here, this link may help.

It might be more useful if you actually explained WHY they were different.

This is true, but we are all so busy I figured interested parties would look for themselves.

The short version is while the measurements may be very precise, they could be completely f'ing wrong.

do you have a source to back up this claim about printers?

http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/search.pl?query=eff+printer+code+serial

We have better things to do than sit here and repeat the exact same information over and over while you rant about tinfoil.

While google may well tell you what E85 is, it wont necessarily tell you quickly and easily why its relation to GM trucks is relevant to the relation between Vista and otherwise perfectly good hardware.

Asking the person that used this curious simile is an excellent way to find out, and doesn't even require you to leave the confines of your existing website.

I only clicked on your link to check the website you'd linked to anyway

...can be found on ONE site. http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/

say I wanted to upgrade the video card in my old laptop

Yes, this is possible. Start here. ...

I know I'm going to get modded to hell for this, but I don't care. I'm tired of the first half-dozen comments on every story being morons who don't bother to do one minute of checking before polluting the discussion.

I would be tempted to reply to this with facts, articles and links, but anybody who still believes Einstein was anything but an atheist (or that Darwin recanted on his death bed) would be better served by studying it for themselves.

All I can suggest, is you check Google about it, and try reading more books than your bible.

the fix for this is not a big deal - it fit in the subject field of this post.

I have an easier to remember url for that :)

http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/

What do you mean by "where"? On the Microsoft Mac Dev Unit Blog, I think. It was widely reported and discussed all over the web, for example here. just fucking google it :-)

I'm pretty sure this project already exists, and is called just fucking google it.

http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/search.pl?query=CYA

http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/search.pl?query=california+stun+belt+court+judge

http://justfuckinggoogleit.com/

How's that?

Homosexual behavior is a ground for divorce, an act of sexual misconduct punishable as a crime in Alabama, a crime against nature, an inherent evil, and an act so heinous that it defies one's ability to describe it. That is enough under the law to allow a court to consider such activity harmful to a child. To declare that homosexuality is harmful is not to make new law but to reaffirm the old; to say that it is not harmful is to experiment with people's lives, particularly the lives of children.

Homosexuality is strongly condemned in the common law because it violates both natural and revealed law. The author of Genesis writes: "God created man in His own image, in the image of God He created him; male and female He created them.... For this reason a man shall leave his father and his mother, and be joined to his wife; and they shall become one flesh." Genesis 1:27, 2:24 (King James). The law of the Old Testament enforced this distinction between the genders by stating that "[i]f a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination." Leviticus 20:13 (King James).

umm here you go: http://justfuckinggoogleit.com/

I'm not certain as I am still kinda new here...

You must be new... Ah, yes you've already admitted that. The GP (that means 'grandparent post' in /. speak) was being silly, although this is a prime example of 'never a truer word spoken in jest.' Most people on /. find it very difficult to admit when they're wrong, that's why that post has been modded-up: 'funny'.

There are a number of other things you should know about /. particularly all the in-jokes: Natalie Portman, hot grits, in Soviet Russia, Steve Ballmer's chair fixation the list goes on. If you don't understand one of these, don't ask, you'll probably get modded-down, the maxim here is: 'Just fucking Google it.'

Another thing: you may note that I am posting as 'Anonymous Coward', this is because I am a 'Karma whore' (a concept you will soon become familiar with). I cannot post as my normal account because this post will probably be--rightfully--modded 'offtopic' and that would damage my karma. So welcome to /. ! Hope you enjoy your time here, mind out for trolls, and may your karma be as great as your intellect.

Try here for an explanation.