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Treó 10: Another Portable Mass Storage Device
mblase writes: ""The Treó 10 is a lightweight, pocket-sized, digital music jukebox with the capacity to store over 3,000 songs - that's 150 hours of music." It's got twice the hard-drive space of Apple's iPod, but also half the RAM, half the battery life, and uses a much slower USB connection instead of FireWire. However, it's PC-compatible using MusicMatch Jukebox right out of the box, and costs only $250 instead of $400 for the iPod. CNet's article compares the two further."
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Why are you all calling it a scooter? I'd say that's a bit of an understatement.
I think all the people who are saying "electric scooter, big whoop. $3,000, yeah right" are slightly missing the point. Yeah, it's kind of wimpy for the price tag. Yeah, it's kind of expensive, and it's questionable who would want to use it.
But this is just the first model. It's more sort of a proof of concept--a demonstration that the scooter can work, and looks as neat as all get-out in motion. As time goes on, the performance will improve and the price will fall.
Look at the Palm (Pilot). The first model was, what, 128K? With no backlight, no infra-red, or anything? And how high was the price tag? And now the Visor Deluxe, which was at one time the wet dream of anybody who even looked at a Palm, is only $130 brand new.
Look at the DVD player. The original models were expensive enough, the first bunch of discs were glitchy enough, that a lot of people scoffed and made snide remarks. But the DVD went on to become the fastest-adopted new consumer technology ever.
So here we have a relatively slow, electric-powered self-stabilizing scooter, for $3,000. Are very many of us going to buy it? Do very many of us have the money to sink into that sort of gee-gaw? No and no. I know I'm not going to be spending three grand on something like that myself, either. Nor would I be likely to spend two grand, or even one grand for that matter.
The RIAA will probably try and stop it's production since it tends to do that with non-Apple MP3 software.
First, there was a plan: how to bring together the different development groups at work? My boss said there was a sort of tension he thought could be eased by some social interaction. Not easy. Almost all of the different development groups despised each other, each thinking its "art" was more important and eloquent than the others'.
There was the kernel extension developer group, coding mostly in C and some PowerPC and x86 assembler. They worked on making our PCI board work with Linux, *BSD, Mac OS X, QNX, and Solaris. They worked "special hours," coming in at one and staying late, supposedly, until seven or eight at night. They enjoyed Jizz cola and had a penchant for ThinkGeek t-shirts and cracking jokes about Win32 API calls and the dreaded Blue Screen of Death.
We had XML developers too. They worked on our website, documentation formatting, and simple apps to configure the driver software. They used HTML, XSL, JavaScript, and a bit of Java. They typically dressed casually, drank coffee and tea, and liked to work straight from the spec: no "Learn XSL in 30 Days" books were to be found in their cubicle farm.
Then we had the guys who wrote full-out UNIX apps. These guys and the products they wrote had been acquired from another company, and were the source of most of the tension: they'd never really been integrated into our group except that they were physically present with the rest of us. They all had beards or mullets or long, unwashed hair. Many wore suspenders or the afore-mentioned ThinkGeek clothes; some even had Penguin tatooes or small C app code tattooed on them. Their cubicle farm was known for the bleating laughter that exploded when one of them found a "silly" bug on someone else's code, and for the rotten, fetid stench that could only be compared to three-day-old shit reeking from inside a rotting corpse's abdominal cavity.
So, in order to get the guys to "know each other" my boss had asked me to organize a during-hours, alcohol-friendly party. My ideas ranged from a keg or two to live entertainment, AKA strippers. But as to what to get them to actually talk to each other in a human manner I had no clue. So I let it go til the last minute and decided to let my inherent creativity mull it over in the back of my head.
When the day of the party had arrived, the catering company brought in a few trays of lunch meat, chicken, pizza, and side dishes, I had picked up the kegs (all four) from the local brewery, and the big-screen TV and DVD were set up ready to blast the Matrix into the eyes and ears of my co-workers. The eagerness in the the air was encouraging and I thought that loosening up and smiles going on even now were a good sign. I even saw some of the guys who'd known each other previously begin to bunch up, bringing along the co-workers they knew from everyday work.
The first thing everyone did was hit the food line, loading up their plates and grabbing a cup for beer to wash it down with. A few approached me and thanked me for the food; it seems appeasing the belly really did tame the beast. After a few minutes of silence and eating and a few second and third courses, they guys were ready to sit down and be entertained. After asking if anyone needed anything else before the movie started, the lights went out and the Matrix began playing. I heard a few enthusiastic comments and jokes being told.
About half-way through the movie I noticed a lot of the guys, especially from the UNIX app group, were getting up and presumably going to the restroom. No suprise, as the second keg was history by now and the third was probably half-way gone. I also noticed some of the guys bumping into things and stumbling. Alcohol's the social lubricant, eh? Well, not long after, my bladder beckoned and I answered. As I made my way to the restroom, I had a self-satisfied smile on my face: my little plan was working, my boss would be happy, and it might even a Christmas bonus or a promotion (even if in title only).
Well, as soon as I pushed the restroom door open, I knew something was wrong. The smell of vomit was pretty strong and I hoped that it'd only been the work of one guy. But the smell was so pungent! After standing at the urinal, waiting for the golden flow to commence, I stood in silence. It was then that I heard grunting. Listening intently for a few seconds, I hoped whoever was upchucking their beer and munchies wasn't leaving a huge mess for the cleanup crew. After pissing and still hearing the noise, I approached the stall the that moaning was coming from.
"Hey, you alright in there, man?" I asked cautiously.
I was met by silence for a moment. Then I heard a few grunts and concealed giggles. Something was up in there. It was then that I heard what sounded like crying and more moaning. What the fuck? I decided I needed to see what was going on. I didn't want this party to come crashing down around my ears. I pushed the door open hard and then gasped as I saw the most sordid, disgusting thing I'd ever seen in my life.
Standing on either side of the toilet were two if the UNIX app coders, their beards caked with vomit, their pants in puddles around ankles, with erect penises wagging in the air. Doubled over the toilet, his head nearly dunked in the swill, was one of the XML developers. His pants were also around his ankles and what appeared to be a combination of blood and semen were dripping from his torn, ragged anus. He was covered in vomit from head to toe, and he was crying hard into the toilet bowl, its echo an eerie accompaniment to the awful scene I was seeing but not believing.
They two Linux coders slowly turned and looked me straight in the eye, evil grins smeared across both of their bearded faces.
"What in Fuck's name are you doing!?" was all I could force out of my mouth. I still wasn't believing I was seeing this.
Saying nothing, both of the Linux coders rushed me. Being in such a tense state, I threw both of them off and made a break for the door. And the fucking thing wouldn't open. In the follow two seconds that seemed like an eternity, the door was pushed open my way and two more Linux coders came in. Upon seeing what was happening, they immediately grabbed me and were joined by the first two. I was trapped. Then the one guy, who was a dead-ringer for Rasputin, the mad Russian monk, gazed into my eyes and said in a feminine voice, "Looks like Mr. Party is gonna get a taste of the real action!" and cackled insanely.
Cold sweat spurted from the pores on my foreheads and cheeks as I was dragged by the four stinking, polluted hippies into the same stall their previous victim was in. Rasputin spoke again, excitement in his voice.
"Thanks for the pizza and beer, now it's time for the weeners and buns!"
Immediately the first two slogged their pants off and got down on their knees. The other two put there knees in my back and held me on top of the first victim, who now appeared to be unconscious. I heard their belts coming off and their zippers coming down, and some rustling around told me that their pants were coming down also. Then the first two started sucking off the other two, in what I could only call the most enthusiastic blowjobs I'd ever seen in my life. The moaning and slurping sounds turned my stomach and I retched. I could see why the first guy might have vomited.
Eventually Rasputin and his cohort started moaning more loudly, and one of them said "fifteen seconds." This was followed by a series of rapid-fire belching and burping that shook me up and down on the guy underneath me. After about fifteen seconds, all Hell broke loose. The two guys behind me started vomiting on the two guys fellating them and I saw cumshot shoot and mix with the vomit all over the two cocksuckers' faces. It was then that I almost lost. I finally did refund when the first two vile fluids were followed by streams of piss. I heard swallowing and dripping and I yacked all over their first victim's head.
Rasputin cried out like a little girl in ecstasy. "Oh god, I'd been waiting for that all night! This party fuckin' roxorz my coxor!"
Now it was my turn, it seemed, as all four started tearing my pants down. Chunks of vomit-piss-semen fell on my back and soaked through my t-shirt. It was reviling. I shuddered as I felt their cold, clammy hands in my ass-crack and a very indelicate reacharound on my ball-sack. At this point I had no idea who was doing what, and I was just praying that I'd wake up and realize I was drunk and dreaming a la nightmare.
Just then I heard the door boom open and my boss's voice fill the air. The stall door was open and he saw right away the turgid scene transpiring in front of him. His voice was immediately followed by two others, XML developers I knew, and they flew into the stall as best they could and began a fight to save my asshole. The poor guy underneath me had just woken up and started struggling and the extra weight of eight other bodies in the stall must have been suffocating.
"It'll be all right, buddy," I offered to him.
Within thirty seconds I was to my feet and was delivering the most heart-felt kicks to the guts of the rapist faggot Linux coders. Between me, my boss, and the two XML developers, we had the gang of four knocked out in a sloppy, excrement-filled pile of hairy body.
It's now been a month since this horrible incident and I am in regular therapy with a sexual abuse counselor. In response to the terrible outcome of this party, my boss toyed with the idea of selling the group off to another company, sans the four hippies who'd been fired and arrested. After considerable urging on my part, and very open ear from my boss, the whole group was dissolved and the Linux coders lost their jobs. Their product was delayed by a year as my boss began hiring a new development team. We'd found evidence that the whole group had been involved in the planning of the gang-bangs and that had it not been for us everyone would have had a "turn" in the stalls.
If there's one thing we learned from this tragedy is that Linux coders, users, and advocates are desperate cock-lusting homosexual faggots that can't be trusted in any situation, let alone a restroom setting. You've been warned.
On the positive side, though, the whole incident brought solidarity between the other groups in the company and I am now on schedule to get a huge Christmas package that not only includes a gigantic bonus but a month's worth of paid time off and a real promotion.
Music all of the time! and Everywhere!
When do they go on sale?
I do everything the voices in my head tell me to...
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This post doesn't really warrant being on the front page of slashdot really; there's already portable MP3 players with hard drives. It's no surprise that more would come out. Just because it looks slightly like the ipod doesn't mean it's any more special than another mp3 player. It's good that more of these are getting to market, but I see nothing revolutionary here, or news worthy for that matter.
How long will it be before handpring and these morons start dukeing it out over the 'so cool' term Treo? They are booth personal electronic devices, looks like trademark overlap to me
but IANAL.
Does this thing use USB, or USB 2.0? From what I understand, there's a HUGE speed difference.
That's an unreal number of songs. I went to a BBQ the other weekend and was surprised to find out this guy had over 2600 songs that he had downloaded between napster and morpheus. I have a measly 120! Does anyone see themselves loading this bad boy up with that much music? Is this just a waste?
You will be overwhelmed by "gadget craze" and forget that carrying an IDE drive around is cheaper. Poverty to follow.
...in bed.
So is there any legal overlap between the Treo that is a handheld PDA/phone (which could potentially end up with an mp3 attachment) and the Treo that is a handheld mp3 player? Ohhh, wait, I see. The former has an accent over the 'e' whereas the latter's is on the 'o'. As observed by JC's
Help fight continental drift.
Archos, http://www.archos.com, has been in the game for awhile now. They have a handy 20-gig Jukebox Studio 20 MP3 Player & Hard Drive, http://www.archos.com/us/products/product_500205.h tml, that dare I say rocks. Still uses USB, but it nice to not only carry your MP3 collection around, but also have a handy transport for all your big files.
I have the Jukebox 6000 now, but I am hoping that St. Nick will remember my letter and hook me up with a Studio.
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It seems like this is the first in many similar products that will be on the market. This is from here
-- The Company demonstrated OEM licensee Musical ElectronicsLtd.'s e.Digital-powered jukebox product scheduled to bebranded by one of Musical's OEM customers for sale through Circuit City and other retailers. This product will allow users to encode music files directly from a CD player, bypassing the need for a PC to perform digital compression.
-- The hard-disk-drive (HDD) based music player product from OEM licensee EASTECH was demonstrated, and is slated for OEM branding.
-- The Company demonstrated Maycom's MP2000 Internet music player, based on e.Digital's technology and reference design. The MP2000 product is scheduled to be sold on e.Digital's online store in time for the holidays.
-- The Company announced that licensee Bang & Olufsen is readying product based on e.Digital technology for sale in their retail outlets worldwide.
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Oh give me a home
where the Treo don't roam.
Where the iPod is merely passe,
Where seldom is seen
the AA battery's sheen
and Americans stop acting gay.
This device is crap. Any sort of device that requires moving parts is asking for damage.
Stop the madness! Promote solid state in your community today!
I ordered an iPod the day Apple announced it. So far since its arrival, I've taken it halfway across country patched into my car stereo, I've taken it hiking in the Jemez Mountains, I've tuned out all the banal MallMusik to get my Christmas shopping done without killing anyone, and I patch it into the ministereo in my bedroom so I can be lulled gently to sleep by whatever the randomizer kicks out.
Oh, and I've got all my important OS X data backed up onto it.
I'm completely sold on the iPod. This thing for me is to music what my TiVo is to TV: you'd have to kill me to get it outta my meaty paws.
Now, for the Treo. USB? 10GB? Are they high? Syncing a portable to (in my case) a slightly less portable shouldn't ever be something that takes an overnighter plus to accomplish. That alone would kill the Treo for me.
I'm guessing from the fact that special "music management" software is provided that there's some kind of DRM scheme involved. I like Apple's approach: every iPod comes in a plastic sleeve with "Don't steal music" on it. My machine. My ethical conundrum. They stayed out of it, as they should have.
Still, it'll be nice to get some feedback from folks who've actually used one -- I'm especially curious about the DRM speculation.
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Keep up the good work. Deep down we all troll for scooby doo.
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What is special here? Why is this notable at all? I don't really follow the comparison to the iPod. As noted, it has half the battery life, a USB connection, is larger, and is missing all the great Apple industrial design. The only thing that I have seen in this article is the comparison to the Handspring Treo name, and maybe the form factor.
in the just completed (rather dull) Fall COMDEX, i spoke to a number of people who had iPod's, they all loved them, BUT, about half of them were using them as portable storage, in addition to their MP3 duties....
/.r's come up with????
most popular use was transferring movies to your iPod for viewing through your (apple, obviously) notebook.....
at 10GB and 250$, this also becomes a good alternative for the Wintel crowd as a "Personal Storage Device"...
you could put a movie file, some MP3/WMA's, TeleTubbie Pr0n, etc on this, your backups of key programs, data, etc...
for the money this is a LOT cheaper (if slower -- til USB 2) then the 1394 external drives people (including me) have been buying and much more portable....
what other uses can
......
Ten quid, she's so easy to blind. And not a word is spoken...
Why not just get an iPAQ or any of the new Pocket PC 2002s and load up iPlay mp3 player. Battery life is very long thanks to the cache, and you get a 16-band EQ to tailor the output. Lots more about it here:
http://40th.com/wce/iplay/
What is this, an ad for the iPod?
Seriously, anyone with a PC and/or lacking Firewire should check out the Archos Jukebox. 20GB, USB 2.0, recording. File transfers. Works great.
* Lame packaging
* USB, not FireWire
* Can't act as a hot-swappable hard drive.
Carrying around a bootable Darwin drive (iPod) is a good thing.
Another problem is that the bitrate can be dramatically different among the songs in someone's collection, ranging from 128kbps for some songs to a maximum 320kbps for others; yet these announcements completely ignore this! Are they afraid to tell us exactly how many MB or GB the device actually has? Or do they just seek to try and do simple math for us based on some predetermined 'common' bitrate?
I want real measurements, not arbitrary ones. I don't buy cars that get "three full drives per every tank of gas", and I don't buy music players that hold "xxx minutes of music".
-Angron
This is yet another attempt by a greedy corporation to cash-in on pseudo-Geeks. The real Geeks, though, know that for $250 you can get a 100 GB of storage and have 10x the tunes. I can't believe Slashdot is running a story like this when I've been able to order a bigger hard drive than that for cheaper than that for years. I have all the portable music storage I need (all my They Might Be Giants and Ben Folds five albums, plus lots of leftover space), without getting price-gouged by greedy corporations.
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With all our screaming
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makes sense to me. Products that are worse and cost more don't survive.
Battery life matter much to me, so I use my Minidisc (40 hrs aa per charge). Those these units definetly have there plusses.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/gadgets/57a3.shtmlT he Terapin Mine Handheld
Uses ETHERNET and USB, runs linux and has 10 gigs of storage plus audio out and MP3 playing abilities. Now, why would you want a stinkin' ipod?
Photos.
Sony has a laptop they call the "Vaio." It uses currently available technology in order to create a laptop. Its better than other ones, but more expensive.
Nike makes shoes. They're better than others, but more expensive.
McDonalds makes hamburgers. They taste good, but the ones from Steak & Shake taste better. However, they are more expensive.
In a thriving industry with hundreds of products which have only a few distinguishing features, why is it worth mentioning one more?
Perhaps this breaks some ground that I'm not aware of. If anyone has any insight, enlighten me.
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Neither the article nor the product web site have info on it, so I'll ask here: does the Treo have SDMI on it?
If so, its instantly worthless.
...I bought an iPod and got to admit that after passing the feeling of spending too much for not much more, I love the iPod.
The not much more ends up making all the difference. Having a firewire drive I can carry with me and hot plug to my home machine and transfer music when I need it the most and the fastest I can before leaving home is just phenomenal.
Having twice as much of memory gives me 20 mins of skip free music. A must for this symphonies. The size and design are just too good. Hummm, I love the click of the wheel of the jog shuttle. The interface is also simple and so convenient and so easy to use.
Finally, the battery is a big winner: reloading the unit while connected to firewire, I never ran out of battery like I did all the time on a walkman or even a Rio.
And little people know about the fact that there is a flash eeprom that stores the firmware OS of the machine and Apple plans to release a fix for early bugs, better experience. The other units, er, you just have to buy the new model sorry.
I'll get the software that let's it connect to Windoz. Linux support is probably right at the corner when enough people will buy that device.
Two thumbs up and I am lucky enough to have it before Christmas.
-- I feel better now. Thanks for asking.
It seems that each new device along these lines gets a vapor-ware article, a "delayed release" article, a release article, two or three "Tom's Hardware compares..." articles, plus a human interest story or two.
... did we really need to see another one?
Honestly, cool hardware is great. (I was drooling over those HP Blade servers for almost half an hour!) But there are zillions of personal, portable MP3 players out there
wow! bigger AND slower!
but it runs under windows, so let's all party!
*sigh*
"Win treats sysadmins better than users. Mac treats users better than sysadmins. Linux treats everyone like sysadmins."
Looks like it's got half the interface & looks to me as well. Kinda like buying a Yugo and comparing it to a Mercedes. Not to mention that and taking 10 hours to download your music rather than the 12 minutes on an iPod.
I just got my iPod on Thursday, and it's been a trip. Before I leave to work, I drag & drop the albums I think I want today (from my 80G archive), then I just drag around the iPod in the car, in my cubicle at work, walking around, etc.
If it wasn't for the fact that I can replace all my music in a matter of minutes, the iPod would have died a miserable premature death.
That and having it recharge batteries from the firewire port is pretty slick, though I haven't run out yet.
i submitted this story 6 hours ago. they had to have it from one of there "regular" submitters.
with the capacity to store over 3,000 songs - that's 150 hours of music
First, thank you for the story. But I'm going to plead to audio-device story submitters now: For god's sake, when posting the story to Slashdot, please talk to your fellow geeks in geek-speak, not copy-and-pasted condescending marketing terms. I can get that from CNET or MSN or my local news anchor. 3,000 songs? 150 hours? Based on what bitrate? How big is this compared to a PC hard drive? Will this store my existing collection that takes N gigs? Obviously, we can find the real specs if we hit the company's website, but do us a favor and give us the geeky bits when submitting the story.
FWIW, this Treo has a 10 gig drive, so I guess the 3,000 song figure is based on approx 3.3 megs per song. (Kind of low, really.) The 150 hour figure is apparently based on something between 128 and 160 kbps.
Okay, end of rant. Cool device.
You're not going to "fill up that 10gb monster" every day, you know. With a hard drive that big, most users can fill it up once, update it occasionally, and forget it otherwise. USB is fine.
'Nuff said. This is clearly the mother of all MP3 players, if it actually works as promised.
Perhaps because...
Yeah, those are the primary reasons I bought my iPod.
If it has copy prevention on it, it sure as hell isn't making my Christmas wish list.
Syncing a portable to (in my case) a slightly less portable shouldn't ever be something that takes an overnighter plus to accomplish
Who cares? Who has so much music in your collection that they can't fit all, or at least most, of it on a 10GB drive?!? Maybe you and I do, but we're the exceptions, not the rule. Most users will only suffer the "overnight" wait once.
The way people like you are whining, you'd think you had to sit there and wait for 10GB to stream across every time you turn the thing on. It doesn't work that way.
There's mounting speculation that Taco and friends post or censor stories based on funds that become available to them. This sounds like a troll, probably is, but I wouldn't be surprised. We've all noticed the shadiness here.
Who the fuck needs to be able to boot from a god damn MP3 player?!
This is a completely ridiculous feature...
autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
Therapin: poor interface, huge
iPod: Standard Apple quality interface, tiny, less expensive
The ipod is REALLY small. Nobody seems to notice this since most pics of it have nothing to show scale. It is about the size of a small deck of cards. It's impossible to sell a device that small for less than Apple is. The hd itself costs $399 retail. The ipod is smaller than a handspring. Did I mention that it's small?
There have been other Treos in the past as well. Treo, with a long vowel mark over the "e," as Handspring uses it, was trademarked at one time for use as a pesticide, although that mark is no longer active. And, in the 1960s, Treo was trademarked as the name for "soap impregnated in paper tissues for general household cleaning purposes."
errr, thanks C|Net. that's what i go to your site to learn about. expired trademarks in the fields of pesticides and women's shoes.
Just raise the taxes on crack.
Where I live, the sight of a black guy walking with a (usually blonde) white woman is no longer startling, although many are not at all happy about it. The media celebrate interracial dating as A Good Thing, showing that irrational prejudices are at last dying out and a better world is coming into existence. The national problem is finally going away.
In the long run they may be right. More is involved, though, than boy-meets-girl.
Black men in this country have always been fascinated by white women, at times almost obsessed, because of the forbidden-fruit principle. Until recently, the social message, often explicit, was that blacks weren't good enough to touch a white woman. Bitterness runs deep in black men over this. (This is hardly a secret. Read the first chapter of Soul On Ice.)
The social order is now changing. While black men enjoy a new world, black women (if the television specials are right) don't much like it. Although blacks oppose discrimination by color, they have always held to a color code among themselves by which lighter women were better. This preference by their men angers black women -- dark women who get overlooked, light ones pursued chiefly for their color, and black women in general, who resent losing, every time. (White women, incidentally, at least some of them, similarly resent Asian women, who charm white men by virtue of their femininity and looks. Asian women, however, are few enough as not to pose a real threat.)
The media and advertising industry understand the color code perfectly. Note how often, when you see a black man and woman on a magazine cover, the woman is lighter, and has white characteristsics. And how few dark women show up at all.
Hostility arises that doesn't meet the eye. On average, white men hate to see black men dating whites. (So do a whole lot of white women.) In places like Washington people won't say so publicly. Privately they do.
Human behavior usually consists of rational justification of limbic instincts. A powerful instinct of all males is to protect their women from outsiders. People of other colors are outsiders. In slave days, black men were furious that they could not prevent sexual access to their women by white men. Today, the role is being reversed. Black guys know it, and revel in it. White men don't like to admit their resentment because to do so underlines their inability to do anything about it.
It's more than dating. It's potentially explosive sexual competition.
Instincts involving sex aren't always obvious, but they are there, and powerful. An example: I like the Japanese, have great respect for their intelligence individually and for their society (extraordinarily productive, unfailingly courteous, almost free of crime.) Yet if my daughter told me she planned to marry a Japanese boy of impeccable credentials, I'd nonetheless feel a visceral resentment. I wouldn't act on it, but I'd feel it. By contrast, if my son told me he planned to marry a similarly admirable Japanese girl, I'd think he was one lucky guy. The instinct is to protect the women, not the men.
Sex as a weapon of conquest, of struggle for dominance among males, is a dark corner of human behavior that we don't talk about. It exists. Raping the women of one's enemies has been a common military practice until recent times -- American armies have done it -- and still is if one believes reports from Yugoslavia.
White men regularly had their way with slave women, and you can believe that dominance, as well as sex, was involved. Dinesh D'Souza,* the Indian-born scholar now at the American Enterprise Institute, noted in his The End of Racism, (page 408, from FBI statistics) ". . . in 1991 there were 100 cases of white rapists assaulting black victims compared with more than 20,000 cases of black rapists attacking white victims -- a result that is especially remarkable considering that rapes are usually perpetrated not just for sex but in order to control, dominate, and humiliate women." And also, he doesn't add, their men.
Where white women fit into interracial dating is less clear. Black men are physically more attractive than white, being better built (and better endowed) and more muscular -- and usually able to beat the stuffing out of white men, which whites of both sexes know. They are also unapologetically masculine (and misogynist, but that can be played down when useful), more assertive, and often charming. White-collar Caucasian men these days tend to be neutered, carefully inoffensive, and in general browbeaten by militant feminism. It is easy to see how a white woman who wanted a masculine man would find a good-looking black guy appealing. Also, given that white women today seem to dislike white men almost as much as blacks do, dating a black guy may be a way of getting even and getting a large cock.
There's a whole lot more going on here than boy meets girl.
The media, particularly television and the movies, have recently begun vigorously promoting interracial liaisons. The number of blacks on television in general has risen sharply. Why, I don't know, not being privy to the councils of Hollywood. Perhaps it's just political correctness.
On the other hand, a lot of folk believe that the only way out of our racial impasse is to breed ourselves into one in-between race. Blacks are not going to go back to Africa, say these folk correctly, nor whites to Europe. Therefore we either blend or stay forever divided. The logic to this point is hard to refute.
Our customary division on racial lines isn't satisfactory, runs this argument. It promotes injustice, and may be dangerous: The country really could go up in flames. Therefore the sooner we intermarry, the sooner our racial antagonisms will disappear. The truth of this theory is much less clear, but is not insane by any means. It seems to be what's being promoted.
Where are we headed? Certainly toward a whole lot more dating and intermarriage: This is a cork that won't go back into the bottle. In the long run, if no explosion occurs, the country will probably evolve toward the example of Brazil. Whether the consequence in the short run will be improvement in racial relations is far less certain.
The effects for a long time will be mainly psychological, as statistically significant blending won't occur soon. Too many blacks live in insular ghettoes, speak Ebonics, have sub-human IQs, and are barely socialized. For them, the prospects of intermarriage are small. The better educated and well-spoken may marry whites, but the vast urban enclaves will remain behind, slowly growing.
Maybe things will work out well. I hope so. But it ain't just true love
all the pr0n posts? where my niggaz is at?
Ballmer is the spastic one, not Jobs...
See first hand this woman's opinion of the Good Morning, America TV program. I think most /. readers will find her reasons difficult to dismiss.
Why bother.
There's a bit more to it then just har hard drive, you know. For one thing these come with a 2.5'' inch drive rather then a 3.5'' drive. A standard size HD is a bit large for me to carry around.
autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
I especially liked the way you didn't ad any new info, because you know, I hadn't heard how the iPod was a revolutionary device and all that, and how it was so much radically better then other mp3 players because you could boot your Mac off of it a bazillion times already.
autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
10GB=8.589935e+10 bits (assuming they're using 1024MB/GB not 100 to inflate the numbers). USB=12mbps=1.258291e+07bits/sec. Assuming this device completely saturates the USB port (it won't), that will take (8.59e+10)/(1.26e+07)=6826.668 seconds=1.89 hours. That seems like a long time to me. the iPod downloads its 5 gigs (yes, only 5, not 10) in ten minutes or so. Yeah, it's $150 more, but that's a big time difference
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one " -Albert Einstein
...Handspring's Treo. (The logo even has a flat line over the 'e' indicating a long 'e' sound.)
I'm sure lawyers will not be involved in this.
"And like that
I'm not that bright, however. I'm still suffering with LAME and NotLame notcompiles and I don't know how to write to my CD player with Linux. Because of that, I don't consider any of these things "PC" compatible. They are M$ compatible, the best example of overpriced hype that won't be here ten years from now.
DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.
MIRACL sounds like the damn death star. Next thing you know i'll be a freakin Jedi Knight...
Steve Jobs doesn't really jump up and down, he more of smirks. Don't get your Steve's confused: http://www.ntk.net/ballmer/mirrors.html
First I'll tell you guys the positives as I see them. The cost is a major factor. Like many people I can't drop more than maybe $50 at the drop of a hat, so the lower the price the better. The fact that for the lower price, you get 2x the storage is great also. The Treo is 2.5 cents per meg, while the iPod is 8 cents. That plus the fact that it works with Windows out of the box will probably give it very good sales. This is also good because USB is quite ubiqutous, unlike FireWire. The last good point that I'd like to touch on is the fact that it only has enough memory for 8 minutes of continuous playback. I have to say that I can't think of any way to use a MP3 player that would be so abusive that it would not be able to read a few megs off of a hard drive every few minutes. Are people planning on settings their MP3 players on those paint mixer things at hardware stores that shake paint cans like mad? Also, it's a serious bonus not to have to buy a Mac or some piece of software to be able to use my new MP3 player; of course if you already have a Mac, that's not a problem.
Now the cons, once again as I see them. Firs the iPod is tiny and has a great UI. The jog dial works extreemly well, and with the exception that it took me a few seconds to figure out how to force it to turn off (hold pause, didn't take long ;), the controlls are perfect and obvious. I think that while USB is good, they should have included USB 2.0 for a number of reasons:
- USB 2.0 is backwards compatible, so as more computers get USB 2, more people will get faster transfer rates. Let's face it, transfering 10 gigs at USB 1.x speeds would be mind-numbingly slow
- FireWire is just too rare (in the wintel arena anyway) to be able to ship and expect good sales without bundeling a FireWire card with the product, IMHO
- USB 2.0 is supposed to be faster than FireWire (or at least the current implementation of FireWire as seen on a Mac I could go out and buy today, correct?), so if USB 2 was availible you could transfer files to the Treo faster than the iPod
The computer interface isn't the only problem that I see. First of all the Treo looks physically bigger than an iPod. I understand that it would have to be a tad bigger to hold twice as much storage, but it looks quite a bit wider, which is my complaint. The interface doesn't look nearly as good as the iPod. I don't think that the buttons could beat that slick jog dial. Now if they were to include (at least as an option) a little LCD/remote on a headphone cable like many CD players have these days, something that I think should have been offered on the iPod, that could make up for it easy. The battery life is another problem. If all your songs were encoded at 128kbps, then the Treo should only be able to play about 3.5% of it's capacity without having to recharge. While the iPod holds less, it will let you play 12% of it's capacity without having to recharge. This seems quite significant to me. The last major issue that I can say without haveing used a Treo is that it just doesn't look as cool as the iPod. If there is anything that the iMac taught us (other than how much the industry loves playing "Me too!" with ideas that become annoying fast and last TOO long), it's that sex sells. Let's face it, the average joe prefers something that looks stylish (the iMac) to something that looks like a box (average no-name PC of years ago).Well, those are my thoughts. I'd love to do a better in-depth comparison, so you guys feel free to send me any MP3 player (or anything else ;) that you want. My e-mail address is above! All in all I must say that for me, there is no contest that I would have to go with the iPod.
Comment forecast: Bits of genius surrounded by a sea of mediocrity.
Am I the only person that thinks Music Match sucks? (From freeware experience and my RCA Lyra...don't get me STARTED on the Lyra.)
"Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus."
No "Buy one now at ThinkGeek" link? You guys are slipping.
sulli
RTFJ.
the iPAQ comes with a 10G drive?
Insightful but Overrated Troll
About a month after the one year warranty period, my Vaio's plastic case cracked in one corner. Not too big a deal as everything is still working, just annoying to look at. Another couple months later and a small subset of the keys on the keyboard stop responding. Okay, got on Sony's factory support and ordered a new plastic plate and keyboard (at a cost of $250 total or so).
Works great for another couple months, then one of the hinges for the display snaps clean off. Bleh! At this point, I wish I had just bought a new Thinkpad when my keyboard broke instead of sinking more money into repairing my stinkin Vaio.
In all fairness, 'early and expensive' in MD terms would be 1993 and 800$US for the MZ-1, which indeed might not have had the best anti-shock system. I have a MZ-1. Still use it in my system, the battery has long ago died.
The latest MD gear needs a full-on epileptic fit to skip. And battery life is GREAT. And the media is cheap.
And I don't know either how to write to a CD player. Do you mean sending commands?
and uses a much slower USB connection instead of FireWire.
USB 1.x can pump 1.2 megabytes per second (12 megabits, divided by 10 bits per byte counting comms overhead). That's the same as an 8x CD-ROM, or 50x realtime for a 192 kbps MP3. That's only five or six seconds per song. How is this slow for incrementally changing what's on your device when you get a new CD? Can't you spare one minute to copy the new album that you picked up at Best Buy to the device?
USB 2.x, on the other hand, is about as fast as a FireWire brand IEEE-1394 connection.
Will I retire or break 10K?
The nomad 20 GB is $349, less the twice the price for more than TWICE the storage....The only thing is it takes 2 bloody hours to fill up my 6GB nomad via USB so this thing is gonna be a nightmare...Apple has it right with FireWire...
errr....umm...*whooosh* *whoosh* Is this thing on ?
It seems that perhaps the moderator who posted my comment as "offtopic" has a little difficulty with the whole "reading" thing. Those examples that I gave were to illustrate the point, not to just spout stuff.
Let me explain my message. I gave some examples of reviews that weren't worth making, specifically picking things that don't have very many features. For example, a shoe, for the most part, is a shoe. There isn't a lot to say about it - its only features are comfort, durability and style. Also, there are LOTS of shoes.
So...my point was that when the only features are harddrive size, PC interface, and cost, what's the point of making a review? Its about the same as reviewing shoes, or hamburgers, or laptops brands (not actually the laptops themselves).
Mod me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
If Slashdot users are looking for a substitute of expensive portable music players, perhaps they should look into the iPod LC. It is really a bargin compared to the $250 Treo and the $400 iPod.
yeah, but can you play breakout on it? Well, can ya? :)
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Well if you have a really customized OS you can just toss it on the iPod and take it to any Mac and be right at home.
Especially useful for those at college who hate how some Mac labs may be locked down with software. Again, just plug in and boot your own setup.
Also - it's not like this feature was in the requirements doc for the iPod. It's just an added bonus of Firewire.
All editorial writers ever do is come down from the hill after the battle is over and shoot the wounded.
Check this link. pls.
...for details of other hard drive based MP3 players. This page is iPod-centric, and attempts to compare it to similar devices on the market.
The iPod Comparison Chart
I still can't understand why anyone would invest 15 hours in loading a USB device....
15 hours to load up via USB is a joke. These things have been in development, and they are trying to sell as many as they can before the axe falls...which will be very soon. FireWire is the way.
Is this the new unit of storage measurement? Will we soon see 50 megasong drives from Seagate? What if songs start getting longer again?
Because perhaps one wants a player that isn't a pain in the ass to carry around? Sorry, the 7" x 3.2" x 1" dimensions just don't cut it.
My 5200/75LC was the suckiest piece of suck ever created. And OS X 10.0 was pretty god-awful too. I still use Macs.
The fact that is has 10GB of storage isn't the disadvantage. The fact that transferring files to/from it would take probably 20x longer than to an iPod is.
I have ever read. Even on Slashdot.
I am now going to go over to goatse.cx to try to purge some of those images from my mind. Thanks, pal.
Firewire is standard on all Macs and Sony Vaios, and is available on one or more models from several other PC manufacturers.
How many users out there have a machine with USB 2?
15 hours to upload is ok with you? Really? How is this 'not a disastor'?
To attempt the theoretical speed of USB2, you will not be able to share the circuit with an USB devices, or the slower components will rule.
Read here why USB2 is a fraud:
http://www.mackido.com/Hardware/USB2.html
And don't forget that 1394b is right around the corner.
"Give it another 6 months to a year (when FireWire is at 800 Mbps), and the requirements and design will be done for USB 2.0 -- another 6 month to a year, and the first versions might be leaking out -- and another 1 - 2 years to get all the bugs and kinks worked out (changes impact reliability) -- then another 2 - 3 years to get everyone using the higher speed versions of USB (if ever)."
Intel is re-inventing Firewire under the guise of upgrading USB...it's too little, too late.
Phoenix Technologies has shown Windows boxen booting from Firewire drives. Depending on whether or not one can format the drive in the iPod into FAT (and have the iPod's OS not complain) you could probably boot a Windows box also...
no buffer? this thing will skip like a six year old girl.
Read the blurb, that's all the comparison is. What a waste of bytes; the submitter summed up in 3 lines what it took the whole page on CNet.
"Sometimes a woman is a kind of religion, she can save your soul & set you free from all your sins" - Bad Examples
Its taking me 8 hours+ to transfer 10.5gb of mp3s over a 10BaseT link to my machine at work. Screw you and die :(
-dk
Sadly, the overhead of USB is quite dramatic, bulk packets are 64 bytes max size. Blasting the board with bulk transfers from an Athlon 650, I could get between 860kb and 1.0MB/s into it - depending on the data. Due to bit-stuffing every six bits (this guarantees that the receiver can synthesize the clock from the data stream), the data rate is not constant. In real life it is probably closer to 1MB/s, though.
Interestingly, similar experiments on a Mac showed dramatically worse performance, around 600kB/s. Our resident Mac guru says this is due to very poor implemention in the OS.
Off-topic note to engineers: The part's DMA is broken and the manufacturer doesn't seem to want to rev the die.
Geez people. 10 gig Treo??? 6 gig IPod???? Please people. Are you kidding me???? Get the freakin Archos 20 gig for only $330 at www.thinkgeek.com right now! Don't complain that it's only USB either. Yes USB is quite a bit slower than Firewire but please, it's not like your gonna suddenly decide to copy 10 gigs of music to your Archos all the sudden. I can't believe some people would actually sacrifice 300% more space just so the transfer speeds are faster.....IPod = dumb. 6 gigs is chunk change. And it's more expensive??!?? ha! My archos ownz the Ipod. Who cares how fast I can copy my 10 songs to my mp3 players. As long as it's not forever :)
Jakobud
Snot fuck? Fuck me in my snot, baby!
J. Wipo Troll, Esq.
Crapflooder Associates
Slashdot.org
Saying that Firewire is not as 'common' as USB is like saying Perrier is not as common as tap water. It costs more, for starters.
You're behind the curve, that's the issue. The hump in front of you keeps you from seeing things clearly, thats all.
You get what you pay for, and you obviously can't afford to pay for much. It's called a 'beer budget', and if you can't afford better, no one owes you the difference. Your obsession with fantasy is blocking reality, me thinks. USB2 is not here now...is it? USB devices will slow a USB2 connection, right? USB2 is an Intel fantasy, and one that will never come about. There is a valid reason that you don't see USB2 on this device....they don't see it as reality either.
Firewire is well accepted...see Apple, Sony, Kodak etc.
If I were to have continued to purchase music, with the money I have these days, I'd be well over 10,000 songs. And I'm damn picky in terms of what I like. If 3,000 songs seems like a lot, you have very, very select tastes in music, or not much money.
Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
Jesus h christ have some fucking respect for the people you work with. You brought the whole network to a crawl for what ??? Don't they have IDS where you work I mean fuck I hate people that do that. Burn the damn things to cds and get a cd wallet. Do not put a damn mp3 on the machine so people like me can get reemed because some fuck is serving mp3/divx and porn with windows file sharing. This is not a frigging bazaar for you to hawk your stolen mp3s omg I'm ranting sorry.
An Education is the Font of All Liberty
Check it out.
I dunno, something that has twice the storage for half the price (well almost)
Let's see regular 4x performance increased in CPU power for the same cost, and then I may agree with you. Until then, your point makes little sense.
Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
Why have I been receiving emails from CmdrTaco, in which he seems to be speaking in some kind of code language?
Good Lord. What is "Taco-snotting?"
Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?
I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?
That's horrible. Does "Taco-snotting" have anything to do with CmdrTaco's "special taco"?
Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
No, thanks. I'm already CmdrTaco's boi toi.
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READER COMMENTS
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 19:01 (#2644105)
this is good shit man
by Dark_Cobra87 on 2001.12.01 23:03 (#2642180)
Oops, forgot to check that Taco-snot option...
by Fecal Troll Matter on 2001.12.01 20:55 (#2641791)
Mmmmmmm, Taco Sauce...
Sig (appended to the end of comments you post, 120 chars)
by ArchieBunker on 2001.12.01 20:19 (#2641679)
I love trolling but this shit is getting old, fast. At least start mixing them up a little bit. How about the 'How OSM was Freed' series?
http://www.naawp.org/
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.01 8:37 (#2640602)
Stop posting this! I've got hangover and Taco Snotting doesn't make me feel any better.
I'm really glad that Taco Snotting is illegal here in Europe.
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.30 1:01 (#2634213)
Get a life you loser! Don't you have anything better to do than insult CmdrTaco and the gay community? We are not perverts, we are human beings just like you. So give it a rest!
by perdida on on 2001.11.27 14:13 (#2618764)
Shut up you asshole.
I am not great, I am merely adequate. I live in adequacy.
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.26 22:22 (#2616035)
You weiner trool!
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.25 9:14 (#2609574)
try to find a pic of actual "taco-snotting"! fucking funny it would be! so go to gay porn sites day in and day out until you find a man giving another man a blowjob that has jizz coming out of his nose and mouth. by the way, keep up the good work
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.23 12:18 (#2603370)
WIPO, this is getting waaaay old, either drop it or revise it.... there've been no updates for days now...
CmdrTaco
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.22 17:28 (#2600815)
A truly excellent and very humourous troll indeed!
However...
To complete this perverted orgy, fellow geeks Michael, Timothy, and Jamie often join in, dressed in black Gestapo uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves.
Black GeStaPo uniforms? The GeStaPo (Geheime Staatspolizei - Secret State Police) wore civilian clothes (although there are reports on them occasionally using Allgemeine SS uniforms in occupied territories).
I seriously doubt that perverted individuals like CmdrTaco et al would have the good taste to ever wear the outstandingly beautiful black Waffen SS uniforms! Please update the FAQ accordingly.
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.23 4:06 (#2602610)
Actually, it appears you are both wrong!! Ah ha!! I think our boy WIPO was thinking of the Allgemeine SS uniforms. Waffen SS were grey.
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.21 4:49 (#2594325)
oh yeah, you say you have masturbated only 2 times to this post. well, by the time it takes for me to get through reading it, i usually end up masturbated 5 to 6 times, 10 to 12 if i have the goatse.cx homepage loaded up and am looking at it side by side with the slashdot page. my keyboard, hands, mouse, monitor, the underside of my desk and around the floor under my desk are cum soaked and sticky with the man smell i know and love.
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.21 4:41 (#2594311)
for version 2 you should make a total re-write of the cod...errr...text and add some details about cmdrtaco and the homo-gang's happenings with their coworkers (osdn?) and all of the gay revelry they enjoy and promote. by the way, did i just see cmdrtaco on television promoting the nax hair removal system? i guess after using vaseline in and around his ass he grew quite a ponytail and it had to be removed somehow...ouch!
by TRoLLaXoR on 2001.11.21 3:59 (#2594191)
WIPO, do you notice how few comments you get for anything you write/post/spam nowadays?
-Trollaxor
by sales_worldwide on 2001.11.20 11:53 (#2588488)
You forgot to mention Jon Katz's "docking" games, where he places his chopper head to head with another chap, and rolls the other guys foreskin over his own circumcised end ("docking"), providing him with fantasies of actually having his own forskin
"Making linux GPL was the best thing I ever did" - Torvalds. I'd hate to see the worst thing...
by Fucky the troll on 2001.11.20 11:28 (#2588446)
Woah! When did the WIPO troll get freed? And how the fuck did I miss it?
Excellent FP, sir.
This is a sig virus. Please put me in your sig
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.20 11:04 (#2588407)
omg that is crapflooding material if i ever saw it!!!!!! and u got a first post!!!! whoot to the wipo troll!!!
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.19 9:03 (#2583756)
GW...you know we love every hair on your 27 acre ass... and I, for one, would never do anything untowards your graceful demeanor. And you probably have several friends that would love to help you do the bear dance all over my face if I so much as spelled your name wrong. And you know I'd defend your Constitutional right to defame God in heaven. I'd even help fund your education, should you ever decide to take that route. Hell, I'd buy you a tall tepid bear-whiz beer if you were here with me, right now!
But.
Now go stick your shaved head back down inside the woman's toilet, and just to show there's no hard feelings, I'll jump in the tow-truck and drive right over to help you pull it right out...ok?
thanks
by mark knopfler 69 on 2001.11.19 8:25 (#2583695)
I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU SIR. FOR ONE THING, THE E-MAIL FROM CMDRTACO DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH GRAMMATICAL AND SPELLING MISTAKES. Let's be realistic here, CmdrTaco usually types with one hand, and since he is shaking from jacking off his aim on the keyboard isn't too good. Those e-mails were a little too well written. Sorry boy, you'll have to do better.
by WeatherTroll on 2001.11.19 8:14 (#2583667)
You should update this to say VA Software instead of VA Linux.
by smackmonkey on 2001.11.19 7:06 (#2583510)
Crackhead moderators: this is +5, Hilarious material.
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Left-wing America declares War on its Civil Liberties!
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.19 5:40 (#2583336)
This was funny the first 100 times. Now it is getting boring!
by egg troll on 2001.11.18 22:27 (#2582054)
Having masturbated *twice* to this post, I'm still incredibly aroused! Come over for a Taco Snot. I'll be wearing my crotchless Clifford the Big Red Dog outfit!!
For more info check out this
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.18 12:03 (#2580822)
add more links to goatse and to cowboineal's site to make it better. a link to rotten.com would be nice too
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.18 12:18 (#2580832)
and a link to michael's site and to jon katz's site if he has one and homo's site. i dont know what else to say. maybe a few links to phallic.org they have nice penis pictures! a link to the planet quake site or whatever. really make the reader feel this faq really answers their questions. oh yeah, and when you talk about cmdrtaco snotting you, say he brought you to "orgasm after sweaty orgasm". describe it more is all i'm saying. and use more italics and bolding! and when you talk about jon katz shitting or whatever have a link to fecal japan on rotten.com
other wise a great job wipo troll! keep up the good work!
by Wil Wheaton on 2001.11.18 6:41 (#2580438)
Hi. Let's be buddies.. butt buddies.
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by dead_puppy on 2001.11.18 5:33 (#2580342)
Here is an e-mail I received a week ago:
From: malda@slashdot.org
To: puppy_dead@hotmail.com
Subject: were where you last friday?
I thought we where supposed to meet at Backdoor's at 8-ish, sugar-lips? You could've at least told me that you could'nt make it! I was even in my favorite pink skirt for you, honey-cup... next time, you could be more considarite and tell me you cant come... bastard.
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CmdrTaco (malda@slashdot.org)
You finding Ling-Ling's head?
by Big_Ass_Spork on 2001.11.18 4:53 (#2580300)
I do it wrong
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
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All your Sporks are belong to Big_Ass_Spork! What you say?! All your Sporks are belo... forget it...
by j0nkatz on 2001.11.17 22:54 (#2579596)
I just heard some sad news on the radio -- famous queerbait Rob Malda was found dead in his Holland home this morning. The details were a bit hazy, but it seems that he drowned in jizz while Taco Snotting his friend Hemos. I'm sure everyone in the
I wanna Open Source sex so it won't be worth a shit either.
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.15 6:38 (#2567601)
No no no, the correct term for that is "donkey-punch". I have eye-witnessed this amazing eye-popping event demonstrated on unsuspecting hose-monsters by my frat brothers in the past.. .
by AbsoluteRelativity on 2001.11.15 5:31 (#2567457)
The WIPO Troll
Slashdot and the Karma Lottery - News for uber monkeys, by uber monkeys.
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.13 9:27 (#2557632)
Oh, man that's just sick !
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.13 9:03 (#2557604)
TELL ME WHERE I CAN GET AN ANONYMOUS proxy please WIPO Troll. Maybe later i will join you in a snotting at my place.
by vikool on 2001.11.13 7:43 (#2557495)
what is this bull shit,i feel offened that some people feel so so senseless to post stuff like these esp when such a tragic incident has occured
by I.T.R.A.R.K. on 2001.11.11 22:38 (#2551890)
Where the fuck do I sign up?!
- I throw rocks at retarded kids
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by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 21:53 (#2551753)
this shit is hilarious..keep up the good work.
by rockwood on 2001.11.11 21:49 (#2551746)
OMG! That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard! WHo in their right mind would sit down and waste the time to construct such a replusive story. I guess I'll be skipping lunch and dinner today.. and possibly tomorrow also. The game doesn't affect reality. Reality affects the game.
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 14:43 (#2550701)
dude, this is crap-flood material if i ever saw it.
duuuuuuuuudddddddddddddeeeeeeeee.
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 8:16 (#2550266)
horny_rob_6969@hotmail.com
Ah, so that's what the alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.horny-rob newsgroup is about!
by egg troll on 2001.11.11 5:34 (#2550024)
+5, Arousing
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by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 4:39 (#2549891)
WINNER>
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 4:37 (#2549887)
I love you. Why do you use your bitchslapped account, rather than signing up for a new account to post at +1 before getting bitchslapped by the censors here? I guess I should speak for myself, but I don't want to log out and lose all my slashdot customization properties, nor do I want to lose my 50 karma yet.
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.09 9:19 (#2542412)
you fucking rock! right down to the expanded cvs id!
WIPO trolls > linux
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J. Wipo Troll, Esq.
Crapflooder Associates
Slashdot.org
Why?
A) the Terapin is larger than an iPod
2) it's more expensive than an iPod
III) It's uglier than an iPod
d) It's got no Mac support, unlike an iPod
Admittedly, it's got some extra nifty cool features, but how many mp3 players do you need that have video out or PCMCIA slots? And to think, it's been marked down to just $130 MORE than an iPod...
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wow! Spyware, kiddie pron, and illegal immagrants? Thank you for all these details, but don't be surprised if your post gets erased, it's just too much!
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Notice the corelation? Silly design move. If they had more ram (so cheap right now too) it wouldn't have to access the HDD as often. Thus, the battery would last longer. Oh well...
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"The Treo 10 is similar in appearance to the iPod but is somewhat larger." - cnet article
What, they're both white and square?
Macintosh humor! MacComedy.com
stuff like:
Started CDRW Application
Reading Track x: nKB Left
Writing Track x...
NO INTERVENTION
NO MEDIA PRESENT
MEDIA NOT BLANK
ERROR WRITING TRACK
ERROR READING TRACK
ERROR CLOSING SESSION
and a few model numbers of cdrw mechanisms from Teac and Plextor. Have been trying to get iPod to recognize a drive (wrong mech., but) plugged directly with no positive results. Would appreciate any advice or help in digging deeper into the firmware, identifying if these strings are just leftover remnants or if application still present.
The iPod Updater 1.0 was pulled by Apple (hmm?) but is available elsewhere.
hacks@TAKETHISOUT.ipoding.com
Until I can get reasonable battery life, I'm using my trusty Walkman. The sound quality sucks, yes, but if you're on a plane / on a train / in a car the noise from that tends to drown out the tape hiss.
"The good die first." "Most of us are morally ambiguous, which explains our random dying patterns." --- MST3K
Arrgh don't remind me of those accursed things! At my high school those things were all we had in the labs. Even the late-model 225 MHz ones* seemed terribly slow running Netscape to the 486/33 I had at home. And that was even taking into account the far better net connection at school!
*-I don't believe those were actually sold at retail, they were only available to gullible school districts.
"(Man) tries to live his own life as if he were telling a story. But you have to choose: live or tell." --Sartre
I love their claims that this way I can "literally" put my whole mp3 collection in my pocket. I have roughly a 100 GB of mp3 files... so would I need to buy 10 of these things and then some massively over-pocketed cargo pants? Or does this thing come with those as features too?
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Perhaps I am the odd man out, but I find that the iPod's ability to sync an entire music library, as well as play lists, between portable device and desktop/laptop is just as much a 'breakthrough' as 10 hours of battery life on a device so small and light.
I would like to know if this new device offers some synchronization scheme or is the poor user doomed to dealing with 10 GB of long file names to figure out if their entire music library was coming with them on a trip. (God be with them if they decided to wipe the 10GB drive and copy their entire collection over from scratch just to be sure - how long would that take over USB?)
I only came here to do two things; kick some ass, and drink some beer...looks like we're almost out of beer.
Just grap a 6Gb NJB, and slip a 40Gb disk in it.
Game Over.
To say that, the NJB is very nice, but its getting old now, and its replacement is due very soon. It makes me wonder why this crap Treo player made it onto slashdot, maybe 2-3 years ago it might have been news, now its just old kit.
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How about not telling me how many songs it can hold... I'll be the judge of that.
Just listing the hard drive size would be fine. After all, we're geeks, we know what bit rate we like our music digitized at and we're more than capable of making the space/time/quality trade-off for ourselves.
Twice the disk space and no Firewire. Genius PC people.
...and it's Windows compatible! Yeeess! Three for three! Once again a superior device is released that reveals an Apple device to be the glitzy, overpriced chunk of geek-toy crap it really is.
See, it really is better than that Jobs-the third-Hitler-built-stinking-filthy-damn-dirty-ape iPod that I can't afford because then I have to buy a nice OSX equipped Mac and I'm broke...
the horror . . . the horror . . .
While I don't have the extra cash to go out and pick up an iPod I've got to play with a couple of them. They are pretty fucking cool. The screen isn't some POS ordered out of a RadioShack catalog, the battery life is long because they don't use standard batteries, and they are really compact. They're geared toward Mac users and people pissed off that they only work with iTunes don't seem to grasp that most shit is ONLY Windows compatible and most of the time Mac users are SOL when it comes to new toys. As for a new iPod-ish device coming out with more space yet less actual capability that doesn't mean much. Storage space on portables isn't such a big deal since there's no way you could listen to the thousands of songs you can carry on the battery supply you've got available. However you might want to make your portable your main MP3 storage device in which case you're actually limited by space but also connection speed. USB is not going to cut it for this sort of task. Having 10GB would be a plus but the fact it would take you forever to fill up the drive is a definite minus. Now if this thing had the same capabilities as an iPod with a groovy screen for half as much money I'd be impressed. You get what you pay for though. Ask Nomad owners who bought their deck six months ago and are STILL waiting for their MP3 collection to upload to it.
I'm a loner Dottie, a Rebel.
It's slow, but so what.. you only need to do it once... Unless you have more than 3000 songs!
A portable device for storing mass?
Isn't that called a box?
- OMG, 10 Mbps is even less than the 12 Mbps of (theoretical) USB peak bandwidth!
- OMG, 10 Mbps is 1/40:th of the (again, theoretical) FireWire/IEEE1394/i.Link peak bandwidth of 400 Mbps!!
Taken together, these two facts might make you think that ThinkGeek's device, while possibly cool, does not beat the iPod when it comes to bandwidth, and in fact doesn't even beat the Treo. Clear? With that said, I must say the TV output is kind of a cool feature.main(O){10<putchar(4^--O?77-(15&5128 >>4*O):10)&&main(2+O);}
I think that we can safely say that when they do collide they will stitch up some deal which results in the consumer being screwed over.
BTW, does anyone know if you can buy a portable OGG player yet? Perhaps someone could come up with a firmware patch for one of these things which would add that feature.
Sony Vaios and an increasing number of other laptops (Dells) have IEEE 1394 aka FireWire ports *but* they are 4 pin ports unlike Apple laptops' and iPod 6 pin ports. You need the 6 pin port for the iPod's cool feature of being able to recharge through FireWire. Plus, the FireWire cable doubles as the cable to connect to the iPod's wall wart when you want to use that! How cool is that?
So those laptops could have the fast transfer but not the recharge. And if an mp3 player *does* come with USB2, will it be able to recharge over that connection? I know USB can carry power but I don't think it's spec'ed to carry enough to do a recharge in a reasonable amount of time.
It seems a lot of people overlook this extra feature of FireWire. It's less of an issue for geeks but for most people, anything which means one less wire on their desk, one less wall wart, is a good thing.
Is a jukebox that has ethernet, and uses something like smb, or tftp to put stuff on/delete from it. I'd like the artist/album/song data to simply come from the filenames (ie, directory structure). Nothing else. Just a KISS mp3 player that is easy to put stuff on, remove stuff from, and organize.
I picked up a MP3 jukebox called the Roopaq a week ago. It doesn't come with a disk drive so I bought a 30G fujitsu drive. It uses USB to connect to the system, which manages a decent sustained 1M/second download. The main problem is that the battery life is only a couple of hours. I am currently looking for a larger battery as it seems to use a commodity Li-Ion module.
Now I have to get over the second "problem", I only have 5G left on it. Ahh the mp3 freedom of hundreds of CDs worth of music. (now if I can just get my unix server to correctly recognixe the drive format I'll be a happy camper...)
(Oh yeah.. cost $275 including $140 for the drive)
I won't be happy until it can hold 8000 songs. That's the size of my current mp3 collections (all live recordings and my encoded CD collections.) I've stayed away from hard-drive based systems because I can't see constantly copying music to them. Of course, it's probably just as tedious to keep making new CD-RWs.
Beg Pardon??? Sure USB is more ubiquitous and that is a very good reason to choose to make a product based on it. But you should have stopped while you were ahead.
That "expensive" license was only there for the first six months after Apple introduced Macs' with FireWire. After that, they dropped the price, check it out do a google search.
Apple makes kick ass hardware, but also makes some stupid moves, but that wasn't one of them.
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"Don't anthropomorphize computers. They hate that."
People who are saying that the larger size of the drives doesn't matter if the battery life is shorter are missing the point. Even if you can only listen to 5 hours of music at a time, the power of having 300 hours of music at your fingertips is incredible.
It's not just, "I'm going to listen to 300 hours of music." It's, "I'm going to listen to 5 hours of music, and I can choose so many options."
Just thought I'd get to it before CMDR Taco does. Anything new sucks!
If it is not Mac compatible, why would anyone want it?
While it's interesting to think about how long it takes to fill 10 gig via USB (short answer: overnight) that really isn't a big deal to me. Fine, I transfer your music one evening & I have it from then on on the Treo. There are two bigger 'time' questions though, IMO.
.02 worth.
1) How long does it take to start playing from the moment I boot the machine (for reference, Creative Nomad Jukebox's take up to 50 seconds for an initial boot, check out News.Creative.Com - Products.Nomad and the comments there by Nomad owners & you'll see this is a common issue)?
2) How long does it take for the Treo to shuffle from one track to another one? In other words, are there noticable delays between non-sequential tracks as the hard drive searches for the next song? This would also come into play if I searched for a song - how long will it take to find it?
Anyway, I can live with a long process of transfering my music to the machine as it will only have to be done once (with periodic smaller updates as I get new music), but the other issues would affect me every time I try to play music...and would just be annoying.
Just my
-Mark
Actually, what would be cooler is a wireless link like my Lucent 802.3 card. Those ought to get pretty cheap soon. Then you could be downloading into your MP3 player as you were walking out the door with it.
then this is great. i have several dj sets ranging from a little over 60 mintues to a 2 part deep dish set that lasts over 4 1/2 hours. i could load up half of this thing in the first day.
that sucks. there should be a driver to make windows recognize it as a removeable disk.
and does it handle multiple directories and m3u playlists?
So much people complaining about the sync speed.. "takes n hours to fill 10Gb", etc..
But that's just the first time you fill it.
Other syncs will be much faster, because just the new (and modified) songs have to be copied, just like on a incremental backup.
Of course, assuming that the software is not dumb..
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...and posting a response to notify everyone of this is even *less* newsworthy... *ahem*, sorry, *more* unnewsworthy!
I'm sure every morning you swap 5GB into your ipod while you shower and thank god you have firewire. That makes you a freak. 99% of mp3 users can fit their entire collection onto a 10GB drive. That means they fill it up ONCE. The other 1% can leave 9GB of music they always listen to on the drive and swap out 1GB while they shower and think of how they'll spend the $150 they saved. Every moderator who helped this comment is a fucking retard.
Just note that the iPod (and the Archos I think) don't use the 2.5" drives but much smaller ones. Price difference between a 5GB 2.5" drive and the smaller ones is pretty dramatic - and understandable.
no text darn it.
So when did "Made in the USA" become a feature?
No, it's different. What sucks about USB is that it does everything that IEEE 1394 does, but a little worse.
And the cost per unit of USB hardware is much cheaper than that of 1394 hardware. The asymptotic law of hardware cost states that if you reduce the cost of one component or set of components that contributes say 3/4 of the cost of a device, you can't reduce the total cost lower than 1/4 of the original cost. USB and USB 2 are both licensed on a royalty-free relevant-patent-swap basis; 1394 requires payment of a 25c per device royalty. After three layers of markup (manufacturer, distributor, and dealer), this royalty can become significant.
Will I retire or break 10K?
My 5200/75LC was the suckiest piece of suck ever created.
They're not always all that bad. Check out the HOWTO I wrote on making one useful.
--saint
Because tney want to mislead customers to improve sales.
Along the same line, "why is skip protection measured in minutes?" is another question to raise. For example, the Rio Volt mp3cdplayer. It advertises as 8 minutes skip protection, but what they don't mention clearly is that unit is for extremely low quality WMA files, while mp3s will skip very frequently. Another misleading advertisement is that their battery lasts for 8 hours, when in fact it lasts only 4 hours with practical use. There should be a standard way of evaluating products to cut through the advertising bullshit.
Just thought you might want to keep an eye on XPlay by MediaFour. It's a Windows Ipod package... Here's the link:
http://www.mediafour.com/products/xpod/
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